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<i>The magic of childhood is always forgot.</i>

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<i>But this is the story of one who did not.</i>

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Morning. Er...

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Evening. Hey.

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Sorry. Er...

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I, erm, saved you some pasta sauce.

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Mm.

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Mwah.

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- Hi. - hi.

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Whoa.

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Whoa, are you okay?

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What... What happened at work?

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Did they cancel the fridge you've been working on?

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No, they approved it.

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Well, that's great.

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No, it isn't.

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Why not? It's amazing. I love this thing.

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This knows me better than I know myself.

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<i>Round about this time, Timothy likes wine.</i>

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Doesn't know me that well.

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No, it knows you because

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they've put a camera behind this panel here

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<i>to monitor people's eating and drinking habits</i>

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<i>- without their permission. - No!</i>

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I told them it had to go, but they refused.

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So, I quit.

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- Good for you. That's... - No, it's not good.

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This is bad, Tim.

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I don't... I don't think this is bad.

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The company wants the flat back,

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and the car. Everything.

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We're homeless.

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Okay, it's borderline bad.

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I'm gonna have to tell Mum.

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She's gonna be so disappointed in me.

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No one has any right to be disappointed in you.

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- Well, you should be. - What?

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I work and you look after the kids. That's the deal.

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Have you... Have you met our kids lately?

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No devices at the table.

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Beth, come on.

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Dinner's ready, sweetie.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put it in the scratchel, please.

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- The what? - Oh, it's a screen satchel.

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I made them myself.

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- Out of oven gloves. - Oven gloves?

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You really need to get a job.

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Beth is

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I think she might be an influencer.

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Okay, tonight, I thought

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we could play some games together after dinner.

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- Not real-life games? - Yeah, real-life games.

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I'm too old for games.

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Okay. Well, how about a little bit of dancing?

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We all hate dancing.

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Okay. But, first,

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we have a-spaghetti à la Thompson.

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Just like-a Mamma used to make.

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Your mum isn't even Italian.

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Hey, I'm talking about my way-back mamma.

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Joe's a cyborg.

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Guys, can we...

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Kill, kill, kill!

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Come on, mind blast, mind blast, mind blast!

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<i>And Fran, I don't remember</i>

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<i>the last time I heard Sweet Frannie speak.</i>

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<i>I just feel like</i>

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<i>their childhood is just…</i>

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<i>It's slipping away. I feel like I'm failing them.</i>

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<i>How did we end up here?</i>

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- If we hadn't had kids... - No, don't... don't say that.

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No, we could just run away

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and we could just start a new life.

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Maybe we can all just run away.

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Mm.

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- What are you doing? <i>- Would you like some wine?</i>

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Not now, Fridge! Ah!

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The dream binder.

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This is serious, Tim.

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Polly, we need this.

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And the kids need this. This is.

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the <i>soluzione.</i>

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One of our dreams from 15 years ago?

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<i>Si</i>. Correct.

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<i>Zione.</i>

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Which one?

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Oh, that dream.

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The countryside?

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Have you gone completely insane?

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- What about my friends? - Will there be Wi-Fi?

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Don't need it. Look, I brought everyone books.

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Books?

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<i>Si.</i>

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I can't believe you let him talk you into this, Mum.

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This is the oppression of the patriarchy right here.

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Beth, your dad and I are

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totally united on this. Okay?

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Why don't we ask Grandma for money?

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No, no. We've decided

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we're not gonna tell Grandma about this right now.

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Because she called Dad a loser?

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Your grandma thinks that everyone's a loser.

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Especially me.

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This is a disaster.

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It's gonna be tough, but you're just gonna have

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to trust us on this, okay?

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But seriously, will there be Wi-Fi?

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- You know what? Give me that. - No.

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This is a big change.

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It's true. You're right.

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But I just have this feeling

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that it might be just kind of amazing.

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There's this wood where we're going,

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and it's full of the most beautiful big trees.

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Great. Trees.

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Literally the most boring things in the world.

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My 5G is going!

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I only have 3G!

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I've only got 2G.

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What's less than two? One.

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1g?

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- A G? What even is that? - Er, so sorry. Excuse me, sir.

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- Any taxis around here? - Nope.

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No, it's all right, love. I've got it. Erm...

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Now are there any taxis?

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Nope.

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Oh.

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So...

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- Yeah. - Okay.

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We'll just walk. We'll walk.

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My legs feel funny.

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They feel all achy.

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Oh, yeah, that's, erm...

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That's exercise, Joe.

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Here, you grab... grab an apricot,

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and that's gonna boost your energy.

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No, no, no. It's good.

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It tastes unhealthy.

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If it tastes unhealthy, it means it's healthy.

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It's gonna add bulk to your stool.

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Fran! Goodness, I thought we'd lost you.

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Come on, darling. Catch up.

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If we're poor now, how can we even afford this place?

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Oh. Well, the farmer said

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we can pay him at the end of the summer.

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During which time, we...

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Grow tomatoes.

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And there it is! Your answer to everything.

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The microclimate here, Beth, it directly mirrors

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this little town in northern Italy

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- where my family are... - Not from.

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We're gonna make my pasta sauce,

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we're gonna sell it.

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And then we give the farmer his £20,000,

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and then the place is ours.

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What kind of house only costs £20,000?

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A house that is not a house.

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Wow, it really is just a barn.

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With huge potential.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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It's good.

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Oh.

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Mm. Ooh, look at this.

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This is a cosy spot.

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Cosy trailer.

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What?

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- What? What? - Is it a rat?

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There's not even any electricity!

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Beth.

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How am I supposed to charge my phone?

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Look at this!

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A landline.

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Trusty old steam phone.

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- Doesn't work. - I don't understand.

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Have we gone back in time?

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I'm gonna get the electricity sorted.

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- Okay? - Tim?

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Yeah.

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Is this the kitchen?

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Yeah.

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- I love the kitchen. - I love it, too.

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And the... This is the dining area.

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- Mm-hmm. - Yummy, yum-yum.

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And then the sort of living area over there.

186
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- Yeah. - Why is there a tractor in it?

187
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Good question, that, actually.

188
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Oh, my God! Who's that?

189
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Oh, it's okay. It's just the farmer.

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All right

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Hi.

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How you doing? You must be Brian.

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That's right. How's it...

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- Yeah. Yeah. - Right, now.

195
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you've got a set of duvets

196
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and all that and bill and pap and whatnot up in there,

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get yourselves some kip and that.

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After that, it's all on you.

199
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- Yeah. - What did he just say?

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No idea.

201
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Hi. Erm, excuse me.

202
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Oh, he's a little man, isn't he?

203
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Hi, little one.

204
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Do... Do... do you have any Wi-Fi?

205
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Huh?

206
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Wi-Fi.

207
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Wi-Fi?

208
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Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Wi-Fi, 'course I got Wi-Fi.

210
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- Oh, great. - Me, I love Wi-Fi.

211
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Oh, yeah, I get Wi-Fi.

212
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- Oh, yeah, I'll get Wi-Fi. - Okay, okay.

213
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See? I told you, we're not in the Dark Ages out here.

214
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It's gonna be fine.

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Here's Wi-Fi.

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Hello.

217
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- I'm Bella. Brian's wife-aye. - Oh.

218
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Yeah, we spoke on the phone.

219
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- Yeah, Bella. Of course. - Oh, Brian's wife... aye.

220
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- Aye! - Oh, I... Now I get it.

221
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We'll leave youse to it. Let you get yourselves

222
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all cosy and that.

223
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Oh. Just remember, close your windows at night

224
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and don't go in that wood up top.

225
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Why not?

226
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Some folks say it's enchanted.

227
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Strange creatures, floaty lights,

228
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weird noises. The usual things.

229
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I wouldn't say that was very usual.

230
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Why do you think this place was so cheap, eh?

231
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Their faces!

232
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- Taddy-bye-byes, like. - Taddy-bye-bye.

233
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- Bye. - Night-night.

234
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Don't let the bedbugs bite.

235
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Which they will.

236
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- Bye. - Right.

237
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Weird locals, spooky wood, tick and tick.

238
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Yep.

239
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This is so cosy, isn't it?

240
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I'm freezing.

241
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I miss central heating.

242
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Ooh, I just thought of something.

243
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Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

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It's the perfect time,

245
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- for the family song. - No.

246
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Feel free to harmonize,

247
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do the dance, just follow your hearts, okay?

248
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Okay.

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I'm going to bed.

250
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And I hope I never wake up.

251
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I'm going to bed too.

252
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I think this wood's wet, love.

253
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I'm gonna take Fran to bed.

254
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Come on.

255
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Oh. Right.

256
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Bedtime.

257
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Still not talking much, eh?

258
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You used to be such a chatterbox

259
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when you were little. Do you remember?

260
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Do you know that you always used to give me my best ideas?

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You did.

262
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Funny little child's brain.

263
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The most wonderful thing on Earth.

264
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Don't hide it away, darling.

265
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Right.

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Mwah!

267
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Night-night.

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I saw a fairy today.

269
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,609
Did you?

270
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,128
I think Fran spoke to me.

271
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,338
What did she say?

272
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,924
"I saw a fairy today."

273
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,813
Oh!

274
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,203
Come on.

275
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,624
I can't believe I let you talk me into this!

276
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:02,045
- She's human! - Yes, but she's a good human.

277
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,297
She's kind. She gave me back my purse

278
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,840
and she deserves our thanks.

279
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,258
So we need to be kind to her.

280
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,719
Now, in you go.

281
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,429
Oh. Oh, I see.

282
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,056
Get the tiny little pixie

283
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,766
to go through the tiny little gap!

284
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,059
And what's wrong with that?

285
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,686
It's size-ist! That's what!

286
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,812
I mean

287
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,438
you're a fairy, mm?

288
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,832
Aren't fairies supposed to be small

289
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,576
and fly about the place like a little bird?

290
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,128
Well, Pixie, you know, that's a sore point for me, so...

291
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,570
Oh. So I have to suffer?

292
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,406
And face the wrath of Moonface?

293
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,116
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

294
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,078
So you just didn't want any of those pop cakes, then?

295
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,957
I like pop cakes.

296
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,333
Just this once, Silky.

297
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,919
In you go.

298
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,088
- Don't tell me what to do! - Okay.

299
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,715
On the count of three,

300
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,425
you're going to jump, all right?

301
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,510
- Ooh-hoo-hoo. - Okay.

302
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,264
Three, two, one.

303
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,516
I'm not scared.

304
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,309
I'm not scared.

305
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,562
I'm a little, you know...

306
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,939
Whoo!

307
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,900
- Count to five. Less scary. - Ooh.

308
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,153
- Five, four... - Mm. Mm.

309
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,779
- Three, two... - Ooh.

310
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,449
Ooh.

311
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,535
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

312
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,287
I can't believe you pushed me.

313
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,705
Time for business.

314
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,708
- You ready? - Silky

315
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,003
Now, go. You've got a job to do.

316
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,005
I want loads of pop cakes for this.

317
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,549
Whoa, whoa!

318
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,056
Be careful. Easy does it.

319
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,976
That's it. Easy.

320
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,186
A little further.

321
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,605
You're nearly there. Push it.

322
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,443
Whoa.

323
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,695
Oh.

324
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,155
Ooh, ooh!

325
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948
Now look what's happened.

326
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,742
Great plan, Silky!

327
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,245
How is this funny?

328
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,371
I'm not laughing!

329
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,124
Oh. Oh, my God, it's...

330
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,472
- What's that noise? - Ah, hey, Beth.

331
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,725
Oh, it's Roger. Nature's alarm clock.

332
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,477
Fine.

333
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,479
Snooze mode.

334
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,564
Hey! Whoa! No!

335
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,983
That's not cool. Not cool, Beth.

336
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,446
You all right, Rog?

337
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,719
<i>Thank you for giving my purse back.</i>

338
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,638
<i>Come and see us for tea and cakes</i>

339
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,056
<i>at the Faraway Tree.</i>

340
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,724
<i>From your friend, Silky.</i>

341
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,310
<i>PS. Don't tell Moonface.</i>

342
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,062
<i>Bring a gift.</i>

343
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,208
Oh, good. Frannie, you're up.

344
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,394
You can help me with breakfast.

345
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,586
It's fried eggs,

346
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,256
but I just have to figure out the oven.

347
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,842
Okay.

348
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,556
There's a chicken on it.

349
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,808
Why is there a chicken on it?

350
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,728
Shoo, chicken.

351
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,938
Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo. Breakfast might just be

352
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,523
a little bit delayed, sweetheart.

353
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,028
Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.

354
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,446
Hi. Whoa, that's too much.

355
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,048
You said you wanted a load of manure.

356
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,992
I did. As in "some" manure. Not a truckload.

357
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,303
What's he blathering on about?

358
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,367
I don't know, do I?

359
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,637
- You all right, Frannie? - Go on.

360
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,889
Oh, yeah.

361
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,461
How big was this horse?

362
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,324
<i>First, enter the wood.</i>

363
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,135
<i>Then, cross the stream.</i>

364
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,603
<i>Go under the tree.</i>

365
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483
<i>Oh, ignore the signs.</i>

366
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,084
<i>Enter the clearing and you'll see it.</i>

367
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,840
<i>The Magic Faraway Tree.</i>

368
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,776
<i>Now close your eyes and say,</i>

369
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,072
<i>"I believe in magic" three times.</i>

370
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,534
I believe in magic.

371
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,536
I believe in magic.

372
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,621
I believe in magic.

373
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:37,774
Wow.

374
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,812
Whoa!

375
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,641
I'm calm. I'm happy. I'm happy.

376
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,810
I'm happy. I'm calm. Mm.

377
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:01,107
Er, sorry to bother you.

378
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,359
Go away and never come back!

379
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,756
Whoa.

380
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,487
Moonface?

381
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,072
Of course I told Watzisname

382
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,907
not to eat the bang-bang mustard,

383
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,492
and now he's awfully uncomfortable.

384
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,078
Shame, really.

385
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,204
Good gracious!

386
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,915
I mean... er, a thief! Intruder!

387
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,459
Saucepan Man, go get help.

388
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,545
Who...

389
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,797
Who are you?

390
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,174
What do you want?

391
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,843
Erm... I...

392
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,488
- What's that? - You said, "Go get kelp."

393
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:55,805
I said go get help for me!

394
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,349
What are you doing?

395
00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,826
You said, "Throw some kelp at me."

396
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,036
- Gah! - Goodness me.

397
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,436
What is all this caterwauling?

398
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,440
I came in to find this tiny little human

399
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:11,237
with her grubby little fingers all over my precious things.

400
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:13,823
Hello. I'm Silky.

401
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,117
So called for my silky golden hair.

402
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,077
What's your name, little one?

403
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,705
Er, Francesca.

404
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,248
Fran for short.

405
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,458
Oh.

406
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,421
See, she's not a stranger.

407
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,965
This is Francesca Franfershort.

408
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,509
But she... But she's a human!

409
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,887
Humans are expressly forbidden

410
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,432
from entering the Enchanted Wood!

411
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:42,810
Yes, but she's brought a gift.

412
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,145
And humans are allowed

413
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,706
into the Enchanted Wood if they bring gifts.

414
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,231
We agreed that at the last

415
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,358
- general meeting, remember? - What meeting?

416
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:50,735
Hmm?

417
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,987
The one that... that you missed.

418
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,102
Show him the gift, Franfershort.

419
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,742
Oh, it's in my bag.

420
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,327
- Hmm? - Oh.

421
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,623
Oh, it's a...

422
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,417
Oh, it's one of these. Ah.

423
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,210
Well

424
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,630
demonstrate the gift.

425
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:11,756
Mm.

426
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,972
Huh.

427
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,392
It seems like a silly little thing.

428
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,186
Mm.

429
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,271
Well, well, well, I... I

430
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:31,233
shall master this pathetic device in seconds,

431
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,112
because I am the greatest at all things.

432
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,489
Here we go.

433
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,494
Shush your pans, Saucy! You're putting me off!

434
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,412
Whoop. Just...

435
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:44,955
See?

436
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,583
Oh. Oh.

437
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,087
That's Moonface.

438
00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:53,297
- Goodness gracious! - I guessed that.

439
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,965
- Silly thing! - And this...

440
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,345
This is Saucepan Man.

441
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,514
Saucy, this is Fran.

442
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,349
- Hello, Stan. - Oh.

443
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,576
Er, he's a little hard of hearing

444
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,602
on account of all the saucepans.

445
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,270
Why doesn't he just take them off?

446
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,873
Take them off? Well, then I wouldn't be.

447
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,982
Saucepan Man, would I? Dumb-dumb.

448
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,819
Oh. Did you meet the angry pixie downstairs?

449
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:18,364
Angry? I'm furious!

450
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,699
Don't worry about him.

451
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,409
Come on, let's go meet the others.

452
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,705
Come on, Moony.

453
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,665
You all live in this tree?

454
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,459
Yes. Can you imagine a better place?

455
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,212
It's amazing.

456
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:34,880
Yeah, it's all right.

457
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,175
It's a bit better than just all right.

458
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,059
Incoming!

459
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,384
Oh! Better stand aside.

460
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:55,734
That's Dame Washalot.

461
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,818
She empties her bucket around this time of morning.

462
00:28:58,154 --> 00:28:59,488
- Hello. - Oh!

463
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,658
And this is Mr Watzisname.

464
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,454
Oh, I hate it when I forget people's names.

465
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,498
Oh. No, no. He can't remember his name.

466
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,917
It's true. I used to know so much,

467
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,044
but now, nothing at all.

468
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,589
Still, happens to everyone, I suppose.

469
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:19,049
Actually, it hasn't happened to anyone else I know.

470
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,509
Ooh!

471
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,261
That is a new land

472
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,013
arriving at the top of the Faraway Tree.

473
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,824
Would you like to come and have a look?

474
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,769
Have fun. Nice to meet you.

475
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:44,325
- All right? - And this is Dame Washalot.

476
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,243
Need anything washing, sweetheart?

477
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,287
No. I'm okay, thanks.

478
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,081
Dame Washalot knows everything there is to know

479
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,642
about the lands at the top of the tree.

480
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,210
- Oh, stop it. - Ooh!

481
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,520
Shall we see what's up there today?

482
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,813
Ooh, that's a good idea.

483
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:57,838
Let's take a look.

484
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,967
It's the Land of Goodies today!

485
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,136
Oh, you'll have a great time up there, little one.

486
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,430
Nothing to fear at all.

487
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,016
Except you must leave before the land turns!

488
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,185
Otherwise, you'll be stuck there for good. You hear?

489
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:12,853
She does that a lot.

490
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,648
Oh, you'll have so much fun.

491
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:18,150
Shall we go into launch mode?

492
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,735
What's launch mode?

493
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,986
Just you wait.

494
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,824
Launch mode goes a little something like this.

495
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,052
Let's go.

496
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,327
I love this one.

497
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,917
We can do it together. Start like this.

498
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,921
And bigger, and twirl.

499
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,675
Let's go this way.

500
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,476
I love this one.

501
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,247
Here we go.

502
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,588
Yeah, go.

503
00:31:58,709 --> 00:31:59,710
Wow.

504
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,221
Attention!

505
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,809
Welcome to the Land of Goodies.

506
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,271
Here, there's one rule and one rule only.

507
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,483
Don't be greedy.

508
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,152
So I'm gonna let you guys go and get a lot... Oh!

509
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:30,157
Everybody duck, flying saucers.

510
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,415
I love flying saucers.

511
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,601
Remember...

512
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,727
There is no need for greed.

513
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,002
Fran, look!

514
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,732
- Thank you. Cheers. - Remember,

515
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:48,133
- no greed. - Jobsworth.

516
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,177
Right. Load me up.

517
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,428
- Don't be shy. - Mm!

518
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,221
Sour. Love it.

519
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,224
Look at them!

520
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,309
They are much bigger than last year, aren't they?

521
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,103
Oh!

522
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,773
This is called a pop cake.

523
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,651
- Why is it called a pop cake? - You'll see.

524
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,490
What do you think?

525
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,492
Mm! Mm!

526
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,579
- Mm. - Beware! Decay! Beware!

527
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,039
- Decay! - Crackpot.

528
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,484
- Beware! Decay! - Jog on.

529
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,335
Sugary, sugary fruit punch?

530
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,712
Don't mind if I do.

531
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,672
Yeah.

532
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,716
Hmm.

533
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,137
Got quite a kick to it.

534
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,380
The most delicious marshmallows

535
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:38,684
in all of the lands.

536
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,895
- What do you think? - Wow, my favourite.

537
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,063
Let's have a look.

538
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,898
Mm. Nothing like marshmallows.

539
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,376
Right, go on. Get the marshmallows.

540
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,526
Absolutely.

541
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,706
- What are you doing? - Hey!

542
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,083
Oh, no, you know,

543
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,878
getting the old...

544
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,589
The tracky going. You know how it goes.

545
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,759
Yeah, gonna make this baby sing.

546
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,102
Tim? TIM: Yeah?

547
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,080
I'm thinking that I'm gonna start applying for jobs.

548
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,647
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes.

549
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,649
I think the kids might be getting into it.

550
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,359
My game just died.

551
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,819
What do I do now?

552
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,572
Go outside and play, Joe.

553
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:34,698
Mm, with what?

554
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,867
With other humans.

555
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,535
Play with your sisters. Where's Beth?

556
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,497
Beth says this place has triggered boredom trauma.

557
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,041
I can't do it.

558
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,375
It's been a day, dude!

559
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,669
At least Fran's out there having a good time.

560
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,797
Oh. Where is Fran? I thought she was with you.

561
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,173
No, I thought she was with you.

562
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,674
- No. - er...

563
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,761
Oh, I did see her. She was, erm...

564
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,432
You don't think she would

565
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,726
she would have gone to the wood up top, do you?

566
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:04,965
The wood they said not to go in?

567
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:06,939
Yeah, the haunted wood.

568
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,650
Uh-oh. Tim: oh!

569
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,636
Just flying saucers and no bananas.

570
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,994
But I like bananas more.

571
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,163
I'm on the lookout for some flumps.

572
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,833
Hello. Have you got any flumps?

573
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,959
Oh!

574
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,480
Oh, thank you. Very good.

575
00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:33,924
Thank you.

576
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,975
Oh. Careful, little one.

577
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,352
You won't be able to carry that basket soon.

578
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,152
- What's going on? - The land's about to turn.

579
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,757
We need to get down the hatch, quick!

580
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,947
- Come on, Silky. - Come along, Fran!

581
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,992
But I haven't had a marshmallow.

582
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,485
I'm stuck!

583
00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:39,531
Very disappointing.

584
00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:43,619
"Be sensible," I said.

585
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:46,288
- Let's start with your name. - I have to go!

586
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,040
The only place you're going

587
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,709
is to a greedy, greedy prison, young lady.

588
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,170
Fran!

589
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,964
- Fran! - Fran!

590
00:36:58,175 --> 00:36:59,301
Frannie!

591
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,596
- Fran! - Frannie!

592
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,600
Oh. Oh.

593
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,485
- Where's the little one? - We can't go back.

594
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,645
We'll get stuck. Leave her.

595
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,104
We can't leave her. Come on!

596
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,733
No one touch me flying saucer!

597
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,279
- Fran! - Fran!

598
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,324
Fran? I see her!

599
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,450
I see her!

600
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,887
Well, it would be marshmallows.

601
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,412
- Oh, Fran! - Excuse me.

602
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,265
- I'm stuck! - Oh! Quick, help! She's stuck.

603
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:30,767
You guys are aiding a felon!

604
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,417
You're all under arrest! I need names!

605
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,062
We're hardly gonna give you our names, Officer.

606
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,046
- Help us face, Moonface! - Moonface, all right.

607
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,631
Oh, thanks a lot, Silky!

608
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,800
- Silky, gotcha! - Come on, help!

609
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,385
All right!

610
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,678
So many

611
00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:44,805
greedy, greedy prisoners for greedy prison.

612
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,810
Aha! You see?

613
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,019
You're all under ar

614
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:55,357
- Come on! - Nice shot,

615
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,025
Saucepan Man.

616
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,944
Me google buns.

617
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:01,863
Oh! They're all right, actually.

618
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:06,827
They're not gonna make it.

619
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,997
Come on! Get out of the way! Move!

620
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,960
Get a flipping move on!

621
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,670
You're under arrest.

622
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,381
Shush!

623
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,883
Stop! Stop!

624
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,969
Stop! Oi!

625
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,264
You'll be back, and I'll be waiting,

626
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,224
you greedy greedies!

627
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,189
- How was it, then? - It was amazing.

628
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:37,750
Well, you haven't seen the best bit yet.

629
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:38,984
The slippery slip.

630
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,319
The what?

631
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,346
Worry not, little one.

632
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,539
There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

633
00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,172
You all right?

634
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:02,341
- Erm... - Great.

635
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,428
Five, four, three,

636
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,472
two...

637
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:11,099
- One? - Oh, Moony.

638
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,898
Whoa!

639
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,573
Whoa!

640
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,459
- Got it. - Okay, great.

641
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,728
We gotta quickly get a search party.

642
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,379
- Search party? - Yeah. For your sister.

643
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:41,944
She's missing. Remember your sister?

644
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,733
You used to care about her and love her, and she's missing.

645
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,467
- It's partly your fault. - My fault?

646
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:46,968
- Yeah. - How is this my fault?

647
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:48,571
If you'd been playing with her instead of

648
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,514
sitting in your room and throwing shoes

649
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,474
- at chickens... - Playing with her?

650
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,767
Do I look eight years old?

651
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,811
If anything, this is your fault

652
00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,063
for filling her head with rubbish about some wood

653
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,815
being full of joy and wonder.

654
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,525
When can we get electricity?

655
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,985
- Joe, no! - Ah! Just give me a minute.

656
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:06,321
You're both behaving like a couple of spoiled brats!

657
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,323
Spoiled? Is it too much

658
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:10,575
- to ask for electricity? - Yes, it is, actually!

659
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,637
Do you know where electricity comes from, how it's made?

660
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,329
It comes from plugs, doesn't it?

661
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,974
- Oh, Joe. - Yeah, well, maybe if you'd

662
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,291
had a job as well as Mum, then we wouldn't have had to

663
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,085
- move here in the first place! - Beth!

664
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,920
Why are you all arguing?

665
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,713
- Oh, Frannie! - Fran!

666
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:24,840
Oh, darling!

667
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:27,342
- Oh, my God, I was so worried. - Oh!

668
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,845
Where'd you go, you silly billy? Huh?

669
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,012
I'm sorry.

670
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,098
- I lost track of time. - Oh, it's okay.

671
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,450
- It's okay. - No, no, no, it's not okay.

672
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,600
No, no, it's not okay.

673
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:36,765
Where have you been, Fran?

674
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:40,188
I was in the wood, but it's not spooky at all.

675
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,025
It's enchanted and wonderful. Just like you said, Dad.

676
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,027
I went up the Faraway Tree

677
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:47,654
and got stuck in the Land of Goodies.

678
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,240
But the Saucepan Man and Silky came to help.

679
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,951
And Moonface, even though he doesn't like me.

680
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,537
- And she's gone totally mad. - Hey, Beth.

681
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,831
I think I preferred the non-talking Fran.

682
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,374
Shh!

683
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,543
Does no one believe me?

684
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,211
Yeah, we do. Of course we do, darling.

685
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,755
But we're so glad that you had a good time, sweetheart.

686
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:07,549
But the next time that you want

687
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,218
to go to your enchanted wood, you have to go

688
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,624
- with Joe and Beth. Okay? - With Joe and Beth. Yeah.

689
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,347
- Okay? - Okay.

690
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,225
It's so lovely to hear your voice.

691
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,269
Hmm.

692
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,105
Mm! Oh.

693
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:36,912
<i>Buongiorno. Buongiorno, bambini!</i>

694
00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:38,497
Rise and shine.

695
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:40,415
It's a beautiful day at <i>Casa</i> Thompson.

696
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:45,003
<i>Ciao. Ciao, bambini.</i>

697
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,674
How we doing? Here we go.

698
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:54,804
Huh?

699
00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,851
Oh, come on!

700
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:09,861
Say hello to running water.

701
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,739
I might have had an idea for an irrigation system.

702
00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:20,330
- This is the basic structure. - Okay.

703
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:21,849
- Yeah, here? - I think we need to put

704
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,033
the corners out, and then we can measure it accurately.

705
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,065
There's one window, there's two windows.

706
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,760
Yep, watch out for that thing.

707
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:37,597
- Okay. - We did it.

708
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,189
<i>Dear Grandma,</i>

709
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,817
<i>I know I'm not supposed to tell you, but you should know.</i>

710
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:51,736
<i>We've become poor and moved to the countryside.</i>

711
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:55,490
<i>Dad is making a fool of himself as always.</i>

712
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,616
Oh.

713
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,494
<i>And his crazy plan to grow tomatoes</i>

714
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,956
<i>is infecting the whole family. Even Mum.</i>

715
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,501
<i>She's now actually helping him.</i>

716
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:14,217
<i>I'm starting to worry she's been completely brainwashed.</i>

717
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,599
- Yeah! <i>- Joe has got</i>

718
00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:23,602
<i>severe withdrawal problems.</i>

719
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:27,230
Let's get the chest. Stupid meg sword.

720
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,733
<i>And Fran's senses have gone completely.</i>

721
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,943
Please come to the Enchanted Wood.

722
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:36,197
<i>I've tried making friends with the local kids,</i>

723
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:39,409
<i>but the conversation is far from riveting.</i>

724
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,495
These are no ordinary wellies.

725
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,707
They have a Gore-Tex lining for extra dryness.

726
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,459
Got any Gore-Tex wellies?

727
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,377
No.

728
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,590
<i>Oh, Grandma, please rescue us.</i>

729
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,925
<i>You're the only one who could end this insanity</i>

730
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:58,136
<i>and get us back to the real world.</i>

731
00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:01,014
<i>Best wishes. Your granddaughter, Beth.</i>

732
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,559
Er, you've also had an email from Buckingham Palace.

733
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,495
Would you like to have tea with the King on Thursday?

734
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,979
Oh, that's a hard no.

735
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,106
I can't stand their stair carpet.

736
00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:12,233
Oh. Look, sorry, I almost forgot.

737
00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:13,568
There's also this.

738
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,070
Oh, a letter!

739
00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,863
- Yes. - I remember those.

740
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,782
Yes. What fun!

741
00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:21,510
- But how do you get into it? - Oh. I'm sorry. God, sorry.

742
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,787
Er, I'll just open that for you.

743
00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:24,954
Oh!

744
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:26,455
What is that smell?

745
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,083
I believe it's horse manure, ma'am.

746
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,293
Oh, horse manure? Oh.

747
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,796
Ugh, horse manure.

748
00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,309
What are you doing now?

749
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,269
Gregorian chants, darling.

750
00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,231
Good for the plants. They love it!

751
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:55,235
And I've got the tractor running on tomato juice.

752
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,238
Oi!

753
00:44:58,363 --> 00:44:59,739
Well, it's a work in progress.

754
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:05,912
What do you want?

755
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,164
Please come to the Enchanted Wood.

756
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,125
You know what? Fine.

757
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,794
Anything is better than being here.

758
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,379
Finally!

759
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:26,182
Seriously?

760
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,186
Ugh, it's wet! Ugh!

761
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,025
Ugh!

762
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,819
Oh, my God, it's in my hair!

763
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:43,283
Hello? I'm literally seeing warning signs right now.

764
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,493
Don't worry. They're just to scare humans off.

765
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:49,080
- But we're humans, aren't we? - It's okay. They know me.

766
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,791
- Who's they? - Don't you remember, Joe?

767
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,376
Fran's friends with the fairies.

768
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,255
I'm tired.

769
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,048
Guys, it's just there.

770
00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:02,427
It's just a tree.

771
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,765
Now close your eyes

772
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:09,809
and say, "I believe in magic" three times.

773
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,394
There's no way I'm saying that.

774
00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:15,190
- I believe in magic. - I believe in magic.

775
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:17,942
Close your eyes.

776
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,780
- I believe in magic. - I believe in magic.

777
00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,281
I believe in magic.

778
00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:28,661
Oh, my God, Fran. A fairy! Look!

779
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,288
It's because you didn't say it, Beth.

780
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,499
I'll say it, and then it will be evidenced

781
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,167
as juvenile nonsense.

782
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,421
I believe in magic.

783
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,938
I told you. Come on!

784
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,569
Come on!

785
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,412
- Whoa! - There they are.

786
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,874
- Get on. - Okay.

787
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,459
Why are we getting on them?

788
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,419
You'll see.

789
00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,465
What happens now?

790
00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:25,218
- They go up. - Up?

791
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:26,761
- Up. - Whoa!

792
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:29,347
Yay! JOE: Mummy!

793
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,975
Do you want to practise kissing? Mm.

794
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,269
You're such a good kisser.

795
00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,648
Oi!

796
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,860
That's where the angry pixie lives.

797
00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:43,194
What is this place?

798
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,989
And this is Mr Watzisname.

799
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:47,365
Mm, morning.

800
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,493
Joe, Saucepan Man. Saucepan Man, Joe.

801
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,995
Hi, Banjo.

802
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,164
Why are you covered in saucepans?

803
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:58,167
Why does everyone keep asking me that?

804
00:47:58,293 --> 00:47:59,752
The clue is in the name.

805
00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:01,880
Great. More humans.

806
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,840
Get ready for more broken promises.

807
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,842
And this is Moonface.

808
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,177
He hates humans.

809
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,512
I'm in charge here.

810
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,847
I'm the wisest

811
00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:14,225
and most cleverest creature in all the lands.

812
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,102
He's a bit big-headed.

813
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,479
That's just hurtful.

814
00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:20,607
Just because someone's physically different...

815
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,357
And who am I?

816
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,736
You might be wondering. Hi, Fran.

817
00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:27,280
I am Silky.

818
00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:31,200
So called for my silky golden hair.

819
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,577
Oh.

820
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:34,621
- Is something amusing? - No, it's just

821
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:36,266
that's how you define yourself, is it?

822
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,999
By your blonde hair?

823
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,501
No. No. I bake cakes and I look pretty also.

824
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,670
Feminism not made it to these parts, then?

825
00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,881
Oh, on the contrary, I love being feminine.

826
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:48,301
I like you. Hope we can be friends.

827
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,969
I've got enough friends, sister.

828
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:52,388
We can't be sisters, silly.

829
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:53,699
Well, I mean, unless your parents are from

830
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,043
- the Land of the Fairies. - What?

831
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,601
- Incoming! - Oh!

832
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:58,269
Quick! Out of the way!

833
00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:00,063
Why?

834
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,738
What the heck?

835
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,239
Oh, dear.

836
00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,283
Dame Washalot.

837
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,203
Land of Birthdays is here!

838
00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:17,538
Land of Birthdays!

839
00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:19,248
Run along, I'll catch you up.

840
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:23,211
- Let's go! Come on! - Come on, Beth.

841
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,130
You'll love this, Joe.

842
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,007
It's a ladder that goes to other worlds.

843
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,258
Sounds amazing.

844
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,802
Have you gone insane?

845
00:49:30,927 --> 00:49:32,447
I can't let you go up a massive ladder

846
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:33,972
through a hole in the clouds.

847
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:35,640
Why not? We'll be fine.

848
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,785
Worry not, sister. We'll look after them.

849
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:38,851
Oh, it's wet.

850
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:41,229
- Please, Beth! - Come on, Beth.

851
00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:43,398
Fine. I'll give you five minutes.

852
00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:44,816
- Yes! - Lovely.

853
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,701
That'll give me enough time to wash your top.

854
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:48,152
Come here.

855
00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:50,196
You're covered in soap suds.

856
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,572
Whatever have you been up to?

857
00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:52,824
I wonder.

858
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:54,117
Take it off.

859
00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:57,245
Right. Are we ready for a bit of launch mode?

860
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,288
- Yes, yes. - Ooh. Oh!

861
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,541
And remember to wrap up warm up there!

862
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,866
Why?

863
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,461
The reason we have to dress up warm is,

864
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,463
because of the icing!

865
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,887
Come on. Don't dawdle.

866
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,855
Welcome.

867
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:27,775
Welcome to the Land of Birthdays!

868
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,278
Where every day is your birthday!

869
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,406
And your wishes all come true.

870
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,533
What are you? Pixies?

871
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,037
Please do not insult us like that!

872
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,831
Actually, we are elves.

873
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:44,333
Birthday elves to be precise.

874
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:47,211
Please come join us for your birthday celebration.

875
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:48,921
Come on. Come on.

876
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,841
- Look at the jelly! - Wow!

877
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,509
Burger shake.

878
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,595
- Pizza, my favourite! - My favourite!

879
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,222
- Mm! - And now, if you make a wish,

880
00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:01,225
- it shall come true. - A fish?

881
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,037
What's he talking about? How do you make a fish?

882
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:05,480
Mate, you never hear anything.

883
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,607
You need to lose the saucepans.

884
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:12,236
Fine! I wish that I had no saucepans.

885
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,363
Then you'll all see why I need them.

886
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,157
Hmm!

887
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,164
Hmm? Hmm?

888
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,166
Happy now?

889
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,667
I look ridiculous!

890
00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:28,377
Totally naked!

891
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:32,590
I love video games, but <i>Mind Blast</i> is my favourite.

892
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:36,469
So I wish I could be my <i>Mind Blast</i> game character.

893
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:39,097
Ooh!

894
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:43,309
So cool!

895
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,019
I love it! I love it! I love it!

896
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,144
Incredible!

897
00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,522
Extraordinary!

898
00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:48,773
Me next.

899
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:54,487
I want to be small, I want to have wings,

900
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,030
I want to be

901
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,491
the fairiest fairy in all the lands.

902
00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:03,245
Silky?

903
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:04,681
- Silky? - Where are you?

904
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,905
Where have you gone?

905
00:52:09,836 --> 00:52:12,171
- Little. Little wings. - Oh!

906
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,673
Little wings!

907
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,758
Oh!

908
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:26,144
- Whoa. She's flying. - Whoa!

909
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,397
I can fly.

910
00:52:29,522 --> 00:52:33,359
And now, it is your turn.

911
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,902
I hate the sound of my own voice.

912
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,654
Aw.

913
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:37,947
I wish.

914
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,241
I had someone else's voice.

915
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,582
I wonder if it worked.

916
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,418
Oh, no! This is worse than before.

917
00:52:50,543 --> 00:52:51,669
Oh!

918
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,256
Please, sir, can I change my wish?

919
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:56,465
Er...

920
00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,885
Me too. I can't eat my pizza.

921
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,888
Ah, no. Once a wish has been wished...

922
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,223
It cannot be reversed.

923
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:07,143
- Until when? - Until the end of time.

924
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:09,228
- What? - Buh.

925
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,190
Uh-oh.

926
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,736
There you are, dearie. All done.

927
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,237
Well, it's shrunk a bit.

928
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,864
Well, maybe a bit.

929
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,925
I mean, it's all that synthetic material

930
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:23,075
they use in your world.

931
00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:27,079
My world? What are you talking about?

932
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:28,432
It is a bit confusing, isn't it?

933
00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:30,750
Worlds, lands. But it's really very simple.

934
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,045
At the top of that ladder are lands that come and go.

935
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,049
Come have a look. This shows us what land we're on.

936
00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:41,719
There's loads. There's, erm, the Land of Toys. Mm?

937
00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,596
Land of Dreams. Ooh, that's a good one.

938
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,474
And, oh, yes, the Land of Giants.

939
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:49,018
I mean, they're all nice, really.

940
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,603
Not a bad land among them.

941
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,647
Apart from the Land of Dame Snap!

942
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:55,775
Oh, sorry, did I say land? I meant prison!

943
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,029
You're going to stay here to learn.

944
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,365
And to learn,

945
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,076
I must break you.

946
00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,577
Like this!

947
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:07,995
Okay.

948
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,914
But it's the Land of Birthdays today, right?

949
00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:11,332
Nothing bad can happen there.

950
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:14,293
Well, I mean, only if they've wished for something silly.

951
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,045
But they wouldn't do that, would they?

952
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,257
Well, you can have this back.

953
00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,676
Oh. You sure you don't want it?

954
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:23,636
It gets chilly up there.

955
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:25,805
Suit yourself. Oh.

956
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,099
If you are going up,

957
00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:30,142
can you give this to the birthday elves?

958
00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:31,602
It's their washing.

959
00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:33,479
Thanks, dearie.

960
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,773
Kids these days.

961
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,192
They really are so ungrateful.

962
00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,406
Oh, my God.

963
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:03,092
Fantastic, our laundry. She's here.

964
00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:07,013
Welcome to the Land of Birthdays!

965
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,973
Where every day is your birthday...

966
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:12,560
- And all your wishes... - Come true. Yeah, I know.

967
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,813
Er, fine. I wish my dad's dumb tomato dream fails

968
00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:18,316
so we can all go home.

969
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:20,318
It's a bit early for the wishes, but okay.

970
00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:22,653
Great. Now where's my brother and sister?

971
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,800
It's Beth!

972
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,743
Beth, we've made some terrible mistakes.

973
00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,619
Let me take a wild guess.

974
00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,204
You all made stupid wishes.

975
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,707
I just wish I had my own voice back!

976
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,751
Well, Beth, I think you'll see

977
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,128
that we didn't all make stupid wishes.

978
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,881
My one is pretty spectacular, as I'm sure you'll agree.

979
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:45,509
If you wish to be a flying cupcake... Perfect.

980
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:46,635
And you,

981
00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,096
are no longer my sister.

982
00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,283
Can we have our laundry already?

983
00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:53,434
- Laundry? - My colours are going limp.

984
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,245
Laundry, <i>s'il vous plait.</i>

985
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:57,355
Uh, uh, uh. Not so fast.

986
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,816
No clean clothes until the wishes are reversed.

987
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,736
- What? - But there is no way.

988
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,446
But we need clean clothes, eh, Jean?

989
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,740
There is a man

990
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,658
who lives in the basement beneath this land.

991
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,118
He may be able to help you.

992
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,579
But we must warn you. He is, er,

993
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,748
- not a nice man. - No.

994
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:16,957
What's his name?

995
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:19,418
Mr Oom Boom Boom.

996
00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:22,475
It says knock seven times.

997
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,510
In a row!

998
00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:32,181
You're kidding met. What? Who is it?

999
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,475
Erm, the elves sent us.

1000
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,160
They said you might be able to help us?

1001
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:40,481
Mr Oom Boom Boom helps no one but himself!

1002
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,484
I wonder why they call him Mr Oom Boom Boom.

1003
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:49,490
So I've got a loud voice.

1004
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,534
I've had it since childhood!

1005
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,369
So rude!

1006
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,413
Oh, please, Mr Oom Boom Boom.

1007
00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:57,873
Just reverse their wishes and we'll be on our way.

1008
00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,713
You're very small.

1009
00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:06,549
I know.

1010
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,509
Who are you?

1011
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,679
Oh. Well, I am Silky.

1012
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:15,057
And I am the most fairiest fairy

1013
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,767
in all of the lands.

1014
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:20,146
Oh, oh, I-I do not need my wish reversing, by the way.

1015
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:21,897
I am incredibly happy with it,

1016
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,733
in spite of what some people might think. Huh!

1017
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,986
Mm...

1018
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:31,115
Mm.

1019
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,159
You know, on second thoughts, I, er,

1020
00:57:33,284 --> 00:57:35,119
changed my mind.

1021
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,996
- I will help you. - Really?

1022
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,665
That's what I just said, didn't I?

1023
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,917
- Oh. - Now follow me.

1024
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,170
Oh, excuse the mess.

1025
00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:46,088
I wasn't expecting visitors.

1026
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,675
This place is usually by appointment only!

1027
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,471
Are you a scrap dealer?

1028
00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:56,849
I prefer the term "art dealer".

1029
00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,227
I deal in valuable artefacts

1030
00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,479
from all the lands!

1031
00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:03,814
See, this is a snowman

1032
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,066
from the Land of Ice and Snow!

1033
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:07,318
Right.

1034
00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:08,683
Obviously, it melted, but you

1035
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:11,447
you... you get the idea! Okay?

1036
00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:12,740
I've got spells.

1037
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,202
I've got spells

1038
00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,622
from the Land of... Spells.

1039
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,123
- The Land of Spells? - Yes.

1040
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,726
Is there one to reverse our wishes?

1041
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,544
Oh, well, wouldn't that be convenient? No!

1042
00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:27,671
You need this...

1043
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,633
Wait. What... what...

1044
00:58:30,758 --> 00:58:32,676
Aha! Here we are. Yes.

1045
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:39,350
I won this door playing poker

1046
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:42,061
with a bloke from the Land of Back to Front.

1047
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,564
Four aces I had without cheating!

1048
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,692
You go in there, say your wishes again,

1049
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:49,944
and they'll be reversed.

1050
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,654
- Great. - Ba-ba-ba-ba.

1051
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:52,821
Not so fast.

1052
00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,783
Like I said, I am a dealer.

1053
00:58:55,908 --> 00:59:00,621
So before you go in there, we have to strike a deal.

1054
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,414
Fine. What's the deal?

1055
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,791
I want the fairy.

1056
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,103
- Absolutely not. - No!

1057
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,796
- Never. - It's not for me,

1058
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,839
it's for Santa Claus!

1059
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,716
Santa Claus? Seriously?

1060
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,081
He offered me money to find him

1061
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,719
the best fairy in all the lands

1062
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,471
for his Christmas tree this year.

1063
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,847
That's the deal.

1064
00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:21,183
Take it or leave it.

1065
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,144
Not in a gazillion years.

1066
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:25,396
Wait.

1067
00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:30,401
I agree to the deal.

1068
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:31,694
- Silky? - No.

1069
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:34,196
We can't let you do this.

1070
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,533
It won't be so bad. I'll be with "the" Santa Claus.

1071
00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:40,369
I mean, what could be more fun for a fairy than that?

1072
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,580
I have to do this,

1073
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:46,417
if not for you, my old friends, then

1074
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,294
the children,

1075
00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:50,170
my new friends.

1076
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,590
Beautiful sentiments. Thank you, fairy.

1077
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,510
You'd do this for us?

1078
00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:57,803
'Course I would.

1079
00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,180
I was wrong about you, Silky.

1080
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,934
And I was wrong about you.

1081
01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:05,643
When?

1082
01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:07,229
I... I... I don't know,

1083
01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:09,274
it just sort of felt like the right thing to say.

1084
01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:13,611
I think we could have been friends.

1085
01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:16,864
Maybe even sisters.

1086
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:20,826
And I was being mean before.

1087
01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:22,453
You look great.

1088
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:26,415
I just thought you looked pretty cool the way you were.

1089
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,875
Oh.

1090
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,335
Can we hurry this along, please?

1091
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,170
I've got to catch the last post!

1092
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,380
So, go, fairy,

1093
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,091
to the packing station, if you please.

1094
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:41,013
Oh.

1095
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,389
Before you go in there,

1096
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,974
there are snacks.

1097
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,018
So help yourself.

1098
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,686
if you can.

1099
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:50,814
Or, "nac-uoy-fi", as they say here.

1100
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:53,233
- Nac-uoy-fi? - Bye, Joe.

1101
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:55,569
- Bye, Beth. Bye, Fran. - Bye, Silky.

1102
01:00:58,113 --> 01:00:59,198
Nac-uoy-fi,

1103
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:01,659
if you can.

1104
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,952
Nac-uoy-fi

1105
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:06,955
if you can.

1106
01:01:19,802 --> 01:01:22,137
We need to speak backwards.

1107
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:25,595
Oh, my gosh.

1108
01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:29,019
I wish I was my <i>Mind Blast</i> character.

1109
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,944
Mm. In you pop.

1110
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:40,364
That's it. Nice and safe.

1111
01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,574
Snug and warm.

1112
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:47,079
Sorry, fairy! This ain't going to Santa Claus!

1113
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:50,541
It's going to Dame Snap!

1114
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,170
I wish I had someone else's voice.

1115
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,525
Yay, it worked!

1116
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,304
Oh, Dame Snap will be so pleased

1117
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,391
- with little Oom Boom. <i>- Who's a good boy?</i>

1118
01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,060
Dame Snap!

1119
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,980
Silky is in danger.

1120
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:15,441
Hey, what are you doing?

1121
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:17,317
Mind your own beeswax!

1122
01:02:17,443 --> 01:02:19,403
You're sending her to Dame Snap.

1123
01:02:19,528 --> 01:02:20,612
Dame Snap?

1124
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,614
This will not dot.

1125
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,491
- Ooh. - Come here!

1126
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:25,659
Oh!

1127
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,578
Whoa, oh!

1128
01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:30,456
You come here, you!

1129
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:34,251
That was quick.

1130
01:02:35,169 --> 01:02:36,920
Wow, the North Pole.

1131
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,088
Oh, you're okay.

1132
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,798
Santa,

1133
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,217
you look exactly like my friend Beth.

1134
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,761
I am Beth.

1135
01:02:43,886 --> 01:02:46,346
Oom Boom Boom was gonna send you to Dame Snap.

1136
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:48,140
You saved me.

1137
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,034
Er, I guess.

1138
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,020
Hands up!

1139
01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:56,815
This here is a toffee gun.

1140
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,234
See?

1141
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,778
And I'm not afraid to use it!

1142
01:03:00,903 --> 01:03:02,321
If you don't hand the fairy back,

1143
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,740
the lot of you are gonna...

1144
01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:05,925
And that is why

1145
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,284
I wear saucepans.

1146
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,119
Ooh! Good to have you back.

1147
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,079
Oh!

1148
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,124
The land's moving! Let's get out of here!

1149
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,210
Wait! Where's Silky?

1150
01:03:19,797 --> 01:03:21,423
- Hey. - Hey.

1151
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,301
All the wings and the tininess,

1152
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:25,969
that wasn't really me.

1153
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:28,847
I prefer me.

1154
01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:31,326
Right, let's go! Come on!

1155
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:34,019
- Go, go, go! - Oh! Come on, this way!

1156
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,229
Run, run!

1157
01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,441
Go, go, go, go, go!

1158
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:44,238
So unhappy right now!

1159
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:49,159
Go, go, go!

1160
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,078
Come on down the hatch!

1161
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:53,747
- Hurry! - Always with the door!

1162
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,459
Cocoa, please, Mummy.

1163
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:01,588
Hi, Mr Watzisname.

1164
01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:02,881
Er, er... Hello.

1165
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,552
- Do me a favour, okay, Silky? - Anything.

1166
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,215
Don't let any of these boys boss you around any more.

1167
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:10,514
All right.

1168
01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:12,474
Now, you do me this favour.

1169
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:13,684
Sure.

1170
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:15,748
Wear this pretty flower in your hair.

1171
01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:17,187
Okay.

1172
01:04:19,982 --> 01:04:21,692
Come on, you guys! Hurry up!

1173
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,988
What the...

1174
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:28,615
See you on the other side.

1175
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,579
There is no way I'm going down that.

1176
01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:35,330
Never in a million years.

1177
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:52,306
Yes! Amazing!

1178
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:13,535
What's that?

1179
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,455
It's Grandma's helicopter.

1180
01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:18,707
Grandma?

1181
01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,375
How did she know we were here?

1182
01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:23,420
I don't know. I'm a helicopter, too, guys.

1183
01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:35,098
Well, you don't quit your job over silly things

1184
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,476
like moral principles!

1185
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,144
I mean, what am I to say

1186
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,813
to people down at the club when they ask about you, mm?

1187
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:44,149
I will have to say she's

1188
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,613
unemployed!

1189
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:53,116
No! I will say you are in a coma or something.

1190
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,910
Frieda, would you like some pumpkin seeds?

1191
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:58,205
No. What do you think I am, a hamster?

1192
01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:01,249
Ah, <i>kinder.</i> Ugh!

1193
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:03,877
Stand up straight, get a haircut.

1194
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:07,381
Oh, so pretty, Fran. <i>Ja</i>.

1195
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:09,466
Beth. Good girl.

1196
01:06:09,591 --> 01:06:10,634
Hi, guys.

1197
01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,403
- Hey. - Where have you been?

1198
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:14,238
Beth and Joe came with me to the Enchanted Wood.

1199
01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:15,806
It was so fun!

1200
01:06:15,931 --> 01:06:17,015
- Really? - Yeah.

1201
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,476
And what did you learn in this Enchanted Wood?

1202
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:22,938
Learn? Oh. Er.

1203
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:24,773
- I don't know. - "I don't know."

1204
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,250
No, it's okay. It's playtime.

1205
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:27,693
Playing is plenty.

1206
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:32,906
So how are you going to pay this farmer his money? Mm?

1207
01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:35,867
We're making Dad's tomato sauce...

1208
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,578
Dad's tomato sauce?

1209
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:40,872
There will be a grand launch at the end of...

1210
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,749
Mm.

1211
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,001
- Oh, <i>ja, ja.</i> - Yep.

1212
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:45,919
No, I... I forgot about.

1213
01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:48,005
Timothy's heritage.

1214
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:54,386
Oh, I actually don't know how to speak Italian, yet.

1215
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,013
But you're learning, are you?

1216
01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:58,348
No, no, no. My dad said, one day,

1217
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:01,018
it would just, sort of, come to me

1218
01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:03,562
when the, erm... you know, when the time was right.

1219
01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:07,649
Yeah, of course it will. And how will you be paying

1220
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,860
your manufacturing expenses, hmm?

1221
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:12,195
Your machinery, your equipment?

1222
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,572
- I'm doing that. - Mm!

1223
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,615
- You? - Yes.

1224
01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:19,327
I'm laughing! Ho-ho-ho!

1225
01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:21,288
Polly has designed

1226
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:24,082
and made literally everything that we could possibly need.

1227
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,292
Tim.

1228
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,502
She made an automated

1229
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,838
irrigation structure from nothing.

1230
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,006
Sprinkler?

1231
01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:34,217
Oh, no, but then you combine it with this.

1232
01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,719
This multi-domed,

1233
01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:38,430
temperature-regulated climate marquee.

1234
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,057
A greenhouse?

1235
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,767
You do know these things

1236
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:43,643
have already been invented, don't you?

1237
01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:45,562
That's not really the point, Mum.

1238
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,023
Then what is the point, Polly?

1239
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,276
If you don't mind me asking.

1240
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,737
Frieda, let's pump the brakes.

1241
01:07:57,324 --> 01:08:02,120
I am extremely disappointed in you, Polly.

1242
01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:03,704
I thought you would be.

1243
01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:06,374
How about we put this truck in reverse?

1244
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,628
Beep, beep, beep, beep

1245
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:14,424
I am not playing bumper cars with you, Timothy!

1246
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:18,804
It may seem strange to you, Frieda, but we're happy here.

1247
01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:21,223
Well, I'm sure you are, Timothy.

1248
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,683
But what about you, Beth, huh?

1249
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,103
Don't you miss your friends?

1250
01:08:26,228 --> 01:08:28,146
Don't you want to be back in the city?

1251
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:31,191
- Well, yes, but... - Well, there we are.

1252
01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,777
I will get you a place in a good school

1253
01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:35,821
in the city next term and you can stay with me.

1254
01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:37,114
- Mum! - Whoa.

1255
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:39,282
Don't worry, I will leave you alone for now.

1256
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:45,539
Or, in fact, put this grand launch into the diary.

1257
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:49,417
Yes, I will be here

1258
01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:52,087
to witness the disaster.

1259
01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:54,172
- Oh, great. - And then, of course,

1260
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,550
rescue you from all this chaos.

1261
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,510
We'll see ourselves out.

1262
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,430
Thank you for your letter, Beth.

1263
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,697
Hmm.

1264
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,032
Oh, dear.

1265
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,751
Er... Well...

1266
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:38,091
Sun's going down. I'd best fire up the electricity.

1267
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,511
We've got electricity?

1268
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:46,141
And Wi-Fi.

1269
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:53,773
- He... He doesn't mean... - He doesn't mean me. No.

1270
01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,026
He means actual Wi-Fi.

1271
01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:57,152
Ah.

1272
01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,499
Hi! I'm back!

1273
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,835
<i>Oh, gee, we missed you!</i>

1274
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,462
I missed you, too.

1275
01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:16,671
<i>You okay, though?</i>

1276
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,006
Sure. Why?

1277
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,425
<i>You've got plants in your hair, babes.</i>

1278
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,677
Oh. Oh.

1279
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,180
The electricity is gone. Hello?

1280
01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:55,436
Oh, Beth, there you are.

1281
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,129
I'm just about to show Fran and Joe the dream binder.

1282
01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,215
What's a dream binder?

1283
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:01,734
It's something that me and your dad made

1284
01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,093
when we were students.

1285
01:11:03,218 --> 01:11:05,095
It's a place where you record your dreams.

1286
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:08,098
Dreams of what we wanted to do, who we wanted to be.

1287
01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,935
It's the reason that we came here, in a way.

1288
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,061
Really?

1289
01:11:13,645 --> 01:11:16,314
Yeah. Well, you know that your dad grew up round here,

1290
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,858
just the other side of your wood, actually.

1291
01:11:18,984 --> 01:11:22,028
And his dad grew tomatoes, just like we're doing.

1292
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:23,321
What happened?

1293
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,572
Well, your granddad

1294
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,575
died very suddenly when Daddy was little,

1295
01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:31,246
and him and his mum,

1296
01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:32,956
they tried to keep the business going,

1297
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:36,334
but it was too much just for the two of them.

1298
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,837
So, eventually, they moved to the city,

1299
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:40,922
and your dad went to art school.

1300
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,300
And that's where we started dreaming together.

1301
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:45,427
Don't judge the drawing.

1302
01:11:46,011 --> 01:11:47,053
There we are.

1303
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,682
- That's you. - That is me. Very young me.

1304
01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:54,060
Dad wanted to be a rock star?

1305
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,604
He did, yeah, among other things.

1306
01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:57,939
Why didn't he?

1307
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,816
Well, he was busy looking after you lot.

1308
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:01,818
Oh.

1309
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:04,612
Which let me go after my dreams.

1310
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:06,406
You made a space station?

1311
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:08,199
Oh, no, I didn't.

1312
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,909
I invented a fridge.

1313
01:12:10,035 --> 01:12:11,536
But one day, a space station.

1314
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,707
- Oh. - Is that Grandma?

1315
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,459
It is. Yeah.

1316
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:19,224
It's funny, I'd forgotten I'd drawn that.

1317
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:20,670
You got her face wrong.

1318
01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:22,148
Yeah, it's probably because she's smiling.

1319
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:24,466
Yeah. Yeah.

1320
01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,677
All I ever wanted to do was to

1321
01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:29,888
well, make her proud.

1322
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,114
That's the thing about dreams, isn't it?

1323
01:12:33,475 --> 01:12:34,915
Sometimes they just don't come true,

1324
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,686
no matter how hard you wish for them.

1325
01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:41,524
Oh. Now, this is the one I want to show you.

1326
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,110
Now, your dad and I, we drew this

1327
01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:46,488
before any of you were even born,

1328
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,448
because one of our dreams

1329
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,993
was that we'd live here in the countryside,

1330
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:55,622
living off the land, with hopefully a happy family.

1331
01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:57,999
You guys, basically.

1332
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:04,798
There we are.

1333
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,550
But why am I a girl?

1334
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,095
Er, yeah. Well, like I said,

1335
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,614
you can't have everything, can you?

1336
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,684
I wanted you guys to know why we're here.

1337
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,188
Look, I... I know it's been hard,

1338
01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:22,190
and mad.

1339
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,794
But your dad and I just felt like we were all growing apart

1340
01:13:24,818 --> 01:13:27,695
and that, maybe, a place like this

1341
01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,328
would help to bring us all back together again.

1342
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,159
Maybe it's worked.

1343
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:35,675
Do you remember the last time we did this?

1344
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,789
I don't think we've ever done this.

1345
01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:38,308
Any jars, anyone? Spare jars?

1346
01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:15,261
Hang on.

1347
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,222
<i>Here you go.</i>

1348
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:19,723
Mm!

1349
01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:24,187
Put it in your mouth.

1350
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:26,439
It's the dirtiest glove in the whole world.

1351
01:15:28,483 --> 01:15:30,610
Great, just stepped in snail poop.

1352
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,746
Guys, it's from Silky.

1353
01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:44,999
The Land of Dreams is at the top of the tree today.

1354
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:46,602
Today? Okay, come on, guys, let's go.

1355
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,586
Joe, we've got to finish this.

1356
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,755
We will. Land of Dreams tonight!

1357
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,520
- Tonight! Yes! - Here we go! Get to work.

1358
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,259
Let's go. Come on, we've got this.

1359
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,719
Hey!

1360
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,947
Mm! Best pasta sauce yet, Dad!

1361
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,241
It is the climate, just like Italy,

1362
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:19,885
- where my forefathers... - Oh, no!

1363
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,744
They tilled the land with their bare hands.

1364
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:23,454
You're not Italian, you fool.

1365
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,998
We haven't even been to Italy.

1366
01:16:25,123 --> 01:16:27,041
Why is my pasta sauce-a so good, eh?

1367
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,293
Spaghetti race, me and you.

1368
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:30,712
Three, two, one!

1369
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:33,298
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1370
01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,800
- Race, race, spaghetti. - Go, go, go, go!

1371
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,605
Come on, Fran, you've gotta beat him.

1372
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,350
No! Don't, no!

1373
01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:48,605
Why aren't they coming back?

1374
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:50,690
I thought they quite liked us.

1375
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,401
Don't worry, everyone. Of course they're coming back.

1376
01:16:53,985 --> 01:16:55,153
Hmm.

1377
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,147
Hmm?

1378
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,958
They're not coming back, are they?

1379
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,209
I told you.

1380
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:13,838
They always forget about us when they grow up.

1381
01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:17,216
Well, best we forget about them, too.

1382
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,470
Come on.

1383
01:17:43,034 --> 01:17:44,994
Dad, someone from the DeCanio's

1384
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,829
is coming to the launch today.

1385
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:47,997
- What? - What?

1386
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,291
They're the biggest tomato sauce company in the world.

1387
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,478
Hey, if they like your sauce, then we can pay off this place

1388
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,087
- in no time. - Well, all right.

1389
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:56,047
Does anyone want to help me harvest

1390
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:57,590
some really juicy tomatoes?

1391
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:00,259
Yeah!

1392
01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:02,428
Okay, let's go!

1393
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:14,857
Okay, drum roll please, Joe!

1394
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:18,903
Trumpet, Fran!

1395
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,613
Hey!

1396
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,583
No. No, no, no, no. No.

1397
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,174
How?

1398
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,760
I don't understand.

1399
01:18:43,803 --> 01:18:44,971
They were fine yesterday.

1400
01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:54,939
Maggots.

1401
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:02,113
- No. - Ruined. They're all ruined.

1402
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,455
Okay.

1403
01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:13,666
I'm sorry, guys.

1404
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,668
Adventure's over.

1405
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,545
Better start packing.

1406
01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:20,590
I should probably tell the villagers

1407
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,300
that the opening is off, and, erm

1408
01:19:24,302 --> 01:19:25,845
people from DeCanio's, too.

1409
01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:29,015
Wait. Can we have a couple of hours?

1410
01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,700
- What for? - If we can still get

1411
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,769
the farmer his money, we can stay, right?

1412
01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:35,396
- Yeah, but... - Bethy, it's over, darling.

1413
01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:38,024
I can't explain. Just trust me.

1414
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:40,193
Please.

1415
01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:42,653
Okay.

1416
01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:45,823
Come on, let's go.

1417
01:19:51,871 --> 01:19:53,111
Beth, where are you going?

1418
01:19:53,164 --> 01:19:54,516
- This is all my fault. - No, it's not.

1419
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:55,875
It is.

1420
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,377
I made a stupid wish in the Land of Birthdays

1421
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:00,423
for the tomatoes to fail so we could all go home.

1422
01:20:00,505 --> 01:20:01,857
All right, then, it is your fault.

1423
01:20:01,881 --> 01:20:04,008
Yes. And why didn't you just reverse it?

1424
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,677
I wish I had, but I didn't.

1425
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:08,513
So now I've got to fix it.

1426
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,431
Are you coming?

1427
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:13,035
- Yeah. We're coming. - Yeah.

1428
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,665
Do you expect us to help you

1429
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,083
when you abandoned us?

1430
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,126
We didn't technically abandon you.

1431
01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,837
We were helping Mum and Dad.

1432
01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,505
We're going to help them, Moonface.

1433
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,841
They're our friends.

1434
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,246
Who put you in charge?

1435
01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:48,803
I did, Mister...

1436
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:51,055
Man... head!

1437
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:54,562
- Was that better, Beth? - Getting there, Silky.

1438
01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:57,019
All right.

1439
01:20:57,854 --> 01:20:58,855
What do you propose?

1440
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:01,107
Oom Boom Boom said there was a Land of Spells?

1441
01:21:01,232 --> 01:21:02,275
Yes, a spell would do it.

1442
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,694
Yes, a spell that makes tomatoes better again.

1443
01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,571
Good idea. Only problem is,

1444
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:08,364
the Land of Spells is months away.

1445
01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:10,283
Can we cross the lands ourselves?

1446
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:11,576
Completely impossible.

1447
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:13,828
Or.

1448
01:21:13,953 --> 01:21:16,497
- Completely possible. - Oh.

1449
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,183
It's the Land of Know Alls at the top of the tree today.

1450
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,333
If anyone were to know

1451
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,178
how to get to the Land of Spells, it's them.

1452
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,596
You wish to cross the lands...

1453
01:21:31,721 --> 01:21:33,890
To locate a magical spell...

1454
01:21:34,015 --> 01:21:36,100
To save some tomatoes.

1455
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:40,438
So that your father can make his Italian pasta sauce.

1456
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,648
Which, in turn, will mean your house and lands

1457
01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:45,610
can be saved from your evil grandma.

1458
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:48,946
But crossing the lands is very difficult.

1459
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:51,449
And for this reason, you have come to us,

1460
01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:53,910
the Know Alls, for help.

1461
01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:56,245
We know all of this

1462
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,663
- because... - Because

1463
01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:58,891
- we are... - we are

1464
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:08,466
No. You know all that because we just told you it.

1465
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:10,426
All right, no need to get shirty.

1466
01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:11,844
It's still

1467
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:14,055
stuff we know.

1468
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:15,348
Look, we're in a hurry.

1469
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,849
- Ah! - Ah!

1470
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,517
You're in a hurry.

1471
01:22:18,643 --> 01:22:19,936
I can tell.

1472
01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:21,854
I feel the hand of time

1473
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:23,940
weighs heavy on your shoulders.

1474
01:22:24,065 --> 01:22:25,983
A ticking clock, no less.

1475
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,568
You're doing it again!

1476
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:28,921
Now you're raising your voice at us.

1477
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,029
Shouting.

1478
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:32,365
- Losing your temper. - Are we correct?

1479
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:34,659
- Yes! - That's why

1480
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,744
they call us the Know Alls.

1481
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,252
Do you know a way to cross the lands or not?

1482
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,296
Of course.

1483
01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,798
- What a question! - We know!

1484
01:22:48,923 --> 01:22:49,983
- 'Course we know. - Okay.

1485
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:51,068
We know everything.

1486
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:52,760
- Tell me, then. - Er...

1487
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,095
Oh, erm...

1488
01:22:54,929 --> 01:22:57,056
- We, er... - Er, yes.

1489
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,017
There's a land-hopping machine in the next room.

1490
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,286
There.

1491
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:02,353
Come on, everybody.

1492
01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:10,152
Whoa! It's just like the plane in <i>Mind Blast.</i>

1493
01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:11,838
<i>- Mind Blast?</i> - We are looking good.

1494
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,449
Buckle up, guys.

1495
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:18,577
Whoa!

1496
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:21,038
Oh, no!

1497
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:25,126
I can fly!

1498
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,713
Oh, we're not going in there, are we?

1499
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,783
Oh, look, there are the others.

1500
01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:39,140
Maybe they've had more luck.

1501
01:23:39,265 --> 01:23:40,349
Hey, guys!

1502
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,268
We found a plant growing spell!

1503
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:44,145
- That's great. - Yes, but the bad news is

1504
01:23:44,270 --> 01:23:45,813
he won't sell it to us.

1505
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:46,938
Why?

1506
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,525
I don't know. The idiot keeps on speaking in riddles.

1507
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,111
I don't believe in material objects, that's all!

1508
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,364
This spell, 'tis a personal favourite of mine,

1509
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,158
so I want something priceless

1510
01:23:57,825 --> 01:23:59,452
which cannot be bought or sold.

1511
01:23:59,577 --> 01:24:01,662
- Oh, forget about it. Come on! - All right.

1512
01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:03,265
Moony, there's a good bloke over there.

1513
01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:05,833
- I hear he's got a good stall. - Yeah.

1514
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:08,961
- Wait. - What?

1515
01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,296
I've got an idea.

1516
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,970
No, absolutely no.

1517
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:19,221
You've got to be joking.

1518
01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:20,514
Fine.

1519
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:21,932
I'll do it myself, then.

1520
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:23,142
Fine.

1521
01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:08,998
Yeah, that was, erm

1522
01:26:16,213 --> 01:26:17,213
beautiful.

1523
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,549
Thank you.

1524
01:26:19,175 --> 01:26:20,176
Thank you.

1525
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:31,520
Moonface, which way back to the Faraway Tree?

1526
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,398
- Erm, right. - Right!

1527
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:37,401
No, wait. JOE: What?

1528
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,320
- Bear left. - Left?

1529
01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:41,655
No, wait. Bear right.

1530
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,115
That makes no sense!

1531
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:46,160
No. Left. Definitely left.

1532
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:49,246
- Are you sure? - You can trust me, tiny human.

1533
01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:01,717
Whoa!

1534
01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,859
- What's happening? - We're losing power.

1535
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,387
We must be out of fuel.

1536
01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:06,680
It doesn't have fuel.

1537
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,307
As an aviation expert,

1538
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:11,185
- I think the plane is tired. - Tired?

1539
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,062
We mustn't let it get overtired

1540
01:27:13,187 --> 01:27:14,688
or it'll have a mid-air tantrum,

1541
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,023
and it won't be good.

1542
01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:20,486
- Wait, what's that sound? - It's snoring.

1543
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,488
It says it's asleep.

1544
01:27:23,906 --> 01:27:25,449
It just needs a rest.

1545
01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:28,452
Wait, I see a land. I'll bring it down.

1546
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,555
Ah, this land seems lovely.

1547
01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:49,848
If you say so.

1548
01:27:49,974 --> 01:27:51,558
This place is creepy.

1549
01:27:52,393 --> 01:27:54,395
There are no bad lands, are there?

1550
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,605
Oh, there's one. Dame Washalot told me about it,

1551
01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:58,274
said it was like a prison.

1552
01:27:58,399 --> 01:28:01,068
What was it called? The Land of er...

1553
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,319
Dame Snap?

1554
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:06,573
Welcome

1555
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:09,535
all you new pupils to my school,

1556
01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:11,370
and so keen.

1557
01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:13,473
I didn't even have to lure you here.

1558
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:14,697
You just walked right into it.

1559
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:17,751
Like so many little flies...

1560
01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:19,586
Into a spider's

1561
01:28:19,712 --> 01:28:20,713
web.

1562
01:28:23,257 --> 01:28:24,425
Oh.

1563
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:28,863
Poor fly.

1564
01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:30,657
- There was no need for that. - Right.

1565
01:28:30,681 --> 01:28:34,018
I'm in the mood for some music.

1566
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:35,728
Aren't you?

1567
01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:37,438
Off you go.

1568
01:28:44,278 --> 01:28:47,156
Wait. No! We don't have time for this!

1569
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,139
What's happening?

1570
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,767
I'm not quite sure.

1571
01:29:25,736 --> 01:29:26,987
Did you just laugh at me?

1572
01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:28,364
Shh!

1573
01:29:28,489 --> 01:29:30,074
- No. - Did you...

1574
01:29:31,450 --> 01:29:32,534
Do you want...

1575
01:29:33,327 --> 01:29:34,661
- Do you want a slap? - Ooh.

1576
01:29:34,787 --> 01:29:36,914
Ooh. Ooh.

1577
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:39,424
That used to be my name, you know.

1578
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,460
Dame Slap!

1579
01:29:43,337 --> 01:29:45,337
But not any more, because the school inspector came

1580
01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:48,467
and said that I wasn't allowed to hit my pupils any more.

1581
01:29:49,927 --> 01:29:52,007
But he doesn't come to this school any more, does he?

1582
01:29:52,471 --> 01:29:55,432
- And neither do the children. - And neither do the children.

1583
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:58,018
- Because it's a bad school. - Because it's a bad...

1584
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:01,188
No, it's not a bad school, is it? No.

1585
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,190
It's the pupils that are bad!

1586
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,775
But you don't even know us.

1587
01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:08,612
All right, then, let's get to know you, then, shall we?

1588
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:09,863
You.

1589
01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,533
Beardy weirdo, what's your name?

1590
01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:14,743
Er, erm... I don't know.

1591
01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:17,079
- What? - Sorry, er, Miss

1592
01:30:17,204 --> 01:30:18,997
er, I don't know my name.

1593
01:30:19,123 --> 01:30:20,332
Are you pulling my chain?

1594
01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,334
No, it's not gonna rain. It's sunny outside.

1595
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:24,294
I am going to snap.

1596
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:25,629
- I mean it! - Hmm. All right.

1597
01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:30,759
So one more time, what is your name?

1598
01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:34,096
It's on the tip of my tongue. My... My name is.

1599
01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:35,722
S... Ch...

1600
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:38,809
No, I don't know.

1601
01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:41,019
Three days' detention! Out!

1602
01:30:41,145 --> 01:30:42,563
Detention?

1603
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:45,333
- Where's he going? - Right.

1604
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:47,192
Anyone else? Detention?

1605
01:30:47,317 --> 01:30:48,485
Mm-mm? No?

1606
01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:49,778
Yes.

1607
01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:51,905
Get out!

1608
01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:54,031
What are you doing?

1609
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,596
We've got to get back, remember?

1610
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:56,660
We have a better chance

1611
01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,162
of escaping detention than here.

1612
01:31:05,169 --> 01:31:06,211
Who threw that?

1613
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:08,922
I did!

1614
01:31:10,841 --> 01:31:11,842
Right.

1615
01:31:15,429 --> 01:31:18,474
Detention, right now!

1616
01:31:18,599 --> 01:31:19,683
Thank you.

1617
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:22,478
Out! Out! Out!

1618
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,190
- Miss? - Yes?

1619
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,109
I think you're one of the best teachers

1620
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:30,694
in the universe.

1621
01:31:31,778 --> 01:31:33,238
I have a question.

1622
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,491
Come a little bit closer.

1623
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,791
That's disgusting.

1624
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,126
Get out!

1625
01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:52,257
Ah.

1626
01:31:52,382 --> 01:31:54,134
What is happening? Get out!

1627
01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:55,802
With pleasure.

1628
01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,387
- Oh, Moony. - Ooh.

1629
01:31:58,222 --> 01:31:59,598
Oh, Miss.

1630
01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:01,043
Is it just me, or does it smell.

1631
01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:02,243
like roses in here?

1632
01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,269
Get out of my classroom, pot head!

1633
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:09,918
Is anyone hungry?

1634
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,360
Because I've been sitting

1635
01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:12,986
on this pile of rotten vegetables,

1636
01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:14,446
which might be quite nice.

1637
01:32:14,571 --> 01:32:16,156
- Yuck! - Great plan, Beth.

1638
01:32:16,281 --> 01:32:17,616
Get put in prison.

1639
01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:19,552
Well, why don't you think of another plan, then?

1640
01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:21,203
Well, I could.

1641
01:32:21,328 --> 01:32:23,497
I am the best in all the lands at coming up with plans,

1642
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:25,999
- but I don't want to. - Why?

1643
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,418
Because I'm done helping humans.

1644
01:32:29,628 --> 01:32:30,879
I told you we should never have

1645
01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:32,798
let humans back in our lives.

1646
01:32:32,923 --> 01:32:34,299
They come as children,

1647
01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,176
"Oh, let's play all day in the sunshine"

1648
01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,178
"and we'll remember you forever."

1649
01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:40,013
But then, they grow up

1650
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:42,266
and they forget all about you.

1651
01:32:42,391 --> 01:32:44,184
Well, that's just the way it is, Moonface.

1652
01:32:45,018 --> 01:32:47,354
- It has to be that way. - It's true, Moony.

1653
01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:49,481
Only children believe in magic.

1654
01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:51,817
- Mm. - Grown-ups always forget.

1655
01:32:52,401 --> 01:32:53,569
Our dad didn't.

1656
01:32:54,570 --> 01:32:55,946
He used to live around here.

1657
01:32:56,738 --> 01:32:58,991
And he said the woods were full of fairies

1658
01:32:59,116 --> 01:33:01,451
and pixies and joy and wonder.

1659
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:02,744
And he was right.

1660
01:33:03,370 --> 01:33:07,082
- What's his name? - Tim. Tim Thompson.

1661
01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:12,254
Timmy?

1662
01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:13,839
- You knew him? - Oh, yes.

1663
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:15,966
Yes, we loved him.

1664
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:17,593
Especially Moonface, but.

1665
01:33:17,718 --> 01:33:18,718
one day

1666
01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,053
he just stopped coming.

1667
01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:22,681
We... We thought he'd forgotten us.

1668
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:25,851
- Hmm. - But

1669
01:33:25,976 --> 01:33:27,769
he... he didn't.

1670
01:33:29,187 --> 01:33:30,606
He came back.

1671
01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:35,319
He came back after all.

1672
01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:39,364
Right.

1673
01:33:40,991 --> 01:33:43,160
Plan. What's the hardest rotten thing on that pile?

1674
01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:45,120
This potato.

1675
01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:46,246
Good.

1676
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,790
Joe, growing spell, please.

1677
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,394
- Hey, not all of it. - Don't worry.

1678
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:52,978
There's plenty left. It's strong stuff.

1679
01:33:53,045 --> 01:33:54,338
Leave this to me, Moony.

1680
01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:56,089
Saucepans are the perfect protection

1681
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:57,841
in a situation like this.

1682
01:33:58,592 --> 01:34:01,303
Right. Okey-doke.

1683
01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,687
- Fire in the hole! - Everyone get behind Saucy.

1684
01:34:15,901 --> 01:34:17,194
You really are good at plans.

1685
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:19,696
Of course. Do you think I just make these things up?

1686
01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:23,426
Who wants to get out of prison?

1687
01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:24,701
- I do. - Yeah, let's go.

1688
01:34:24,826 --> 01:34:26,066
Nice!

1689
01:34:27,537 --> 01:34:29,873
Faster, faster! Hurry, Fran.

1690
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,877
Get to the land hopper!

1691
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:37,838
It can't be.

1692
01:34:37,923 --> 01:34:39,734
Wakey-wakey, rise and shine time!

1693
01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:41,927
- Wake up, plane! - Wake up!

1694
01:34:52,437 --> 01:34:54,606
It's awake! She's woken it up!

1695
01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:56,051
It's working! It's working!

1696
01:34:57,234 --> 01:34:58,819
Come on, let's got. FRAN: Hurry!

1697
01:35:00,404 --> 01:35:01,697
No, no, no!

1698
01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:03,573
Go, go, go!

1699
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:09,413
- She's coming out of the gate! - She's coming!

1700
01:35:09,538 --> 01:35:11,331
She doesn't look very happy.

1701
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:13,500
Come on, Joe!

1702
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,425
Whoa!

1703
01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:45,907
Yeah!

1704
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:48,493
I knew she wouldn't give up on us!

1705
01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:52,831
Well, well. Bye-bye, Snappy.

1706
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:12,601
Oh, dear, what's that?

1707
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:17,230
No! No, sorry!

1708
01:36:18,190 --> 01:36:20,066
Sorry, sorry.

1709
01:36:20,192 --> 01:36:21,818
The grand launch is cancelled.

1710
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:24,279
There's no tomato sauce here today. I'm sorry.

1711
01:36:27,449 --> 01:36:30,452
It's... It's all a mess. It's all bad. It's all wrong.

1712
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,332
My children were supposed to

1713
01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:37,542
were supposed to send a message.

1714
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,465
Beth!

1715
01:36:44,341 --> 01:36:45,634
Stop!

1716
01:36:45,759 --> 01:36:47,552
Honestly...

1717
01:36:50,096 --> 01:36:51,240
Please, please!

1718
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:52,265
I'm sorry! Please!

1719
01:36:52,390 --> 01:36:54,476
They failed! My plants, they failed!

1720
01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:56,019
It's all failed. I'm sorry!

1721
01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:57,144
Be...

1722
01:36:57,229 --> 01:36:58,772
What are you talking about, failed?

1723
01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:00,232
They's beautiful!

1724
01:37:00,357 --> 01:37:01,942
Aye, they's beautos, mate.

1725
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:04,861
What on Earth?

1726
01:37:31,888 --> 01:37:34,015
I have no idea what you did.

1727
01:37:35,392 --> 01:37:36,518
Thank you.

1728
01:37:38,603 --> 01:37:40,021
We didn't really do anything.

1729
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,441
Come here.

1730
01:38:38,997 --> 01:38:40,957
<i>Amore mio.</i>

1731
01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:46,922
Do you think they'll stay?

1732
01:38:47,714 --> 01:38:48,798
I'm sure they will.

1733
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:50,592
Or my name's not...

1734
01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:54,220
Hey, guys!

1735
01:38:55,805 --> 01:38:57,015
I've remembered my name!

1736
01:38:57,933 --> 01:38:59,351
What is it, then?

1737
01:38:59,476 --> 01:39:01,227
It's... S...

1738
01:39:03,104 --> 01:39:04,189
It's...

1739
01:39:05,398 --> 01:39:06,900
No, it's gone again.

1740
01:39:12,697 --> 01:39:13,698
Wait.

1741
01:39:14,532 --> 01:39:15,784
Where's Moonface?

1742
01:39:16,701 --> 01:39:17,827
Oh.

1743
01:39:20,705 --> 01:39:22,374
- Hey, Beth. - Hi, Beth.

1744
01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:26,169
Phones in the scratchel, please.

1745
01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:28,004
Scratchel. Screen satchel.

1746
01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:29,631
Scratchel...

1747
01:39:30,256 --> 01:39:31,256
Erm

1748
01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:32,550
I love it. It's so rural.

1749
01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:37,305
Whoa. Everything looks so cool here, Beth.

1750
01:39:39,391 --> 01:39:40,871
Wait till you see what's in the wood.

1751
01:39:40,934 --> 01:39:42,227
Come on. I'll show you round.

1752
01:40:06,126 --> 01:40:07,293
Welcome home, Timmy.

1753
01:40:23,435 --> 01:40:24,561
Moonface...

1754
01:42:19,843 --> 01:42:22,178
<i>Sing along now! Sing along, y'all!</i>

1755
01:42:22,303 --> 01:42:24,013
But he has not won yet.

1756
01:42:24,139 --> 01:42:25,515
I will get them back to the city

1757
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:27,433
if it is the last thing I do.

1758
01:42:28,601 --> 01:42:31,104
- Bye-bye, my lovers. - Laters, potaters.

1759
01:42:31,229 --> 01:42:32,373
- About high time, innit? - Don't speak to them.

1760
01:42:32,397 --> 01:42:33,439
Don't speak to them!

1761
01:42:34,649 --> 01:42:35,709
So much fun

1762
01:42:35,733 --> 01:42:37,026
messing with city folk, darling.

1763
01:42:37,152 --> 01:42:39,696
Ah, big time, so much fun.

1764
01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:41,364
Fancy a dance?

1765
01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:42,866
Don't mind if I do.

1766
01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,096
<i>Hey, I like this family song.</i>

1767
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,413
<i>What happened then?</i>

1768
01:42:56,296 --> 01:42:58,047
<i>Yee-ha! All right!</i>

1769
01:43:02,302 --> 01:43:05,138
<i>He's wild! Oh, yeah, he's wild all right!</i>

1770
01:43:05,263 --> 01:43:06,264
<i>Hey-hey, hey-hey!</i>

1771
01:43:06,931 --> 01:43:08,033
- </i>

1772
01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:15,708
<i>You better make 'em loose. I'm getting loose.</i>

1773
01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:31,706
<i>Bring it on home now, Thompsons! Bring it on home!</i>

1774
01:43:31,831 --> 01:43:32,831
<i>Whoo!</i>

1775
01:43:41,049 --> 01:43:44,093
<i>Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo! Ride 'em, cowboy!</i>

1776
01:43:44,219 --> 01:43:45,303
<i>Where am I?</i>

1777
01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,268
<i>Would you like some wine?</i>