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© BF -WATCH TV 2021 behind now I'm here

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live them well there's no need to

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regret and though in time

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you'll see things around

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Trying to bust down the door like that.

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Because that dumb bell is dumb.

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He can't talk, except with his hands and
his feet.

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Huh? Right, stupid?

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Where'd you find him?

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He moves it in here one day sometime
back.

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Ate a meal, couldn't pay for it.

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Let him cut some wood for the meal.

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Only he got hungry and ate again.

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Ever since then, I'm a whole plate of
beans ahead of him.

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Ain't that right?

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Maybe your bean's done it.

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Well, better get started.

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Coach Lieben, for love of whoever's
coming with me, better shake it up.

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Get the horses, stupid.

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Turn around.

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You.

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Oh, there ain't no bounty on that
idiot's head, boys.

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I'm the only one that's after him, and
that's only for the price of a plate of

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beans.

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Where's the men's room?

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Specialty of the house.

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Use my old flashbacks.

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How did the hunting go this time, boys?

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Bad. We were on McCoy's tracks all
right, but the Rangers beat us to it.

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I take the bread right... You

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know,

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I think we've seen that baboon
somewhere.

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Hey, you.

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You ever been in Baton Rouge?

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Hanging around the bank?

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You answer. Say yes, sir, or no, sir.

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You'll be here a long time waiting for
him to answer.

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The idiot can't talk. He's a mute.

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Say, hear anything about the
Englishman's bunch?

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Yeah. I hear they busted up.

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They tell me the preacher's somewhere in
Arizona pushing God.

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Them religious sermons. He's a real
fanatic. And the monkey's cooling his

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in the Yuma County jail.

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And the big fella just disappeared.

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Somebody get the Englishman? Nope. They
found him stretched out stone dead on a

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prairie. They found out later he'd had a
stroke in a bawdy house while making

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love to an Irish tart.

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He asked to be left out there to thank
this country and the prairie for all it

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had given him, coming here from England
without a cent.

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Thank the prairie.

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How do you like that?

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That stupid bastard of an Englishman.

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The Englishman was a gentleman and a
scholar.

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Shut up, you dumb ox.

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Have something?

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How much are you worth?

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300?

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More or less. I'll remember.

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Dead or alive?

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Either way.

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If you want to see one more son come up,
better come with us peacefully.

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Look,

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the Englishman was a friend of mine.

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And he weren't no bastard.

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No, he was an Englishman. I said, the
Englishman weren't no bastard.

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Okay, the Englishman was no bastard.

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I feel better now.

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Nope.

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You gotta say, the Englishman was no
bastard, sir.

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That's better.

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Now hold it, just till we finish our
lunch.

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Can you take a look at it?

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I can see from here that horse has
fallen arches.

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Well, can you fix it?

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Boy, it's you.

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You shall be forced to mate with
vampires and demons, saturated with the

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own burning, incandescent flesh.

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Magdalena, you're trembling.

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Perhaps there's a chance you might be
saved because you're afraid, huh?

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I'm just so cold in here. So get your
sermon done with.

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I've got a lot of customers waiting.

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And believe me...

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of eternity beneath the shower of hot
ashes.

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And no umbrellas, brothers.

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That don't bother me none.

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But is there a chance that we'll be able
to get a snort every now and then? A

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snort, Devlin? Well, I guess so.

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I know the Lord's pretty hard on a man
sometimes, but I don't think he'd deny a

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poor sinner has shot a good Kentucky
whiskey every once in a while.

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So what do you say to that?

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I wanna hear everybody sing.

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Good to see you again, Bull. But listen,
weren't we supposed to meet the

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Englishman and Monkey a couple of months
from now in Abilene?

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Well, that's what the Englishman said.

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Well, then.

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The Englishman ain't gonna make it, Joe.

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Well, why not?

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You mean somebody finally got him, huh?

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Who did it?

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One of your few mistakes, boss.

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He died in a... Tucson Cat House.

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Making love to an Irish working girl.

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My, what a way to die.

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Of course, it conflicts with a man
coming pure to the Lord, but it's a fine

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for a man to go.

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Well, how about Monkey? Where is he?

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Now, where in the hell else would it be
when we let him travel by himself?

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Well, don't you think we ought to go
look him up?

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Oh, voluptuous, cool -breathed earth.

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Earth of the slumbering and liquid
trees.

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Earth of departed sunsets. Earth of the
mountains' misty tops.

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Of the vitreous pore of the full moon
just tinged with blue.

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For your lover cometh.

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It's a canticle.

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Yeah, it's mighty pretty.

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Walt Whitman, the poet.

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Ben Dilligan.

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Sneaks up on a man like...

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You think so?

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That's right.

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What do you say to about 20 licks with
the bullwhip, huh?

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Make it 10.

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18. 12.

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15.

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You got a deal.

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Okay.

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The jacket, Monkey.

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Huh? The jacket. I got to whip you.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Liggett! Yes, sir. That is 1244.

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That is prisoner 1244.

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I mean prisoner Monkey Smith to my
office at once.

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Yes, sir.

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What the hell does he want?

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Get moving, you ape.

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30 stripes and 42 stars.

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Growing.

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Well, now, gentlemen, we're here.

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Monkey, that is, Mr.

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Smith, is free.

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What?

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He was up for pardon for good conduct.

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Beg pardon. Sir, have you forgotten that
this gorilla here stirred up a revolt

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just yesterday?

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He even beat up a guard.

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And if that ain't enough, he put a
scorpion in my hat. Can't you have fun

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here? Shut up.

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Listen, sir. This here's the worst. Do
lick it.

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gentlemen have an order for his release?

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There can't be.

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Can I see the order?

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With your permission, naturally.

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Certainly. Gentlemen, would you please
show him your orders?

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Show him the orders.

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Yeah. I got them here somewhere.

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You got them orders?

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Well, hold on.

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Oh, excuse me, sir. Have them around
here someplace.

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Look and see if they ain't maybe down
there.

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Well, what do you know? Here they are.

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Right under my nose.

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Ain't that right?

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Yeah, under the circumstances. Uh -huh.

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What are you gents standing up for?

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Park yourselves down, fellas.

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Yeah, make yourself at home, uh...
Liggett.

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Say, how'd it go, monkey?

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Oh, not bad.

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Not bad. It could have been worse.

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How's this here prison warden treating
you?

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Okay, a little lazy, maybe.

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Actually, Liggett should have been the
warden.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This badge toter, how about him?

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Oh, you know how badge toters are.

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A fair hand with a whip, too.

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Well, it figures.

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According to what I hear, folks who come
to this place are pretty hard cases.

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Ain't that right?

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I think you'd get on your nerves, Bull,
you know, because he's always hollering.

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Yeah,

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never shuts up. That isn't nice of you.

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How do I look? Like the warden of a
prison.

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You're right.

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Let's get the hell out of here. Yeah.

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Wait a minute.

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You ain't thinking about killing him,
are you? Damn tootin'. You can't. Why

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Because it's Sunday and you don't work
on the Lord's Day. You know that.

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Uh -huh.

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You sure it's Sunday?

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Of course.

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So now what?

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Let's get a little order here, boys.

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That's all right, Lennon. Attention.

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I have some good news for you boys.

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Monkey Smith. Mr.

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Monkey Smith. That fine, upstanding
Monkey Smith has been pardoned for good

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conduct.

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He's been pardoned for having been such
a good example to his fellow inmates.

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And to celebrate this event,

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will give you an exhibition required...

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there, my precious. What a dreadful
journey. But, Mommy, he'll take good

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you. You're my old, my beloved.

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Mommy's little darling, what's wrong
with you today?

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Oh, he doesn't like traveling like this,
you know. He likes to run and play.

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Well, then throw him out so he can chase
the stage.

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Let the exercise keep you quiet.

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Morris Greeley was right when he said,
go west, young man, go west.

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Oh, is that what he said?

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Yes, it's in a stark phrase by now.

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Yeah, well, the word gets around.

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Have you any idea how long it'll take to
reach 2 Buck?

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In my opinion, everything goes right in
about three hours.

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I fail to see what could happen.

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Well, son, there's always a chance of
two gun shooters in this here part of

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country. You don't say.

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The hell I don't.

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It ain't likely they look at the man's
hat.

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Is that the truth?

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Don't worry, Sonny.

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If they try anything with us, they'll
end up drowning in their own blood.

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You're rather determined, chap, aren't
you?

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I never give an inch.

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I kill.

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Well, what's the plan?

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I feel like pulling the hold up.

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No, first we hit town to pick up some
grub and some whiskey.

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Then we head for Paradise Valley to rest
and meditate. Then we can decide.

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Yeah, it takes a lot of money to do
that.

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A lot of money.

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Well, Bull's got a hundred bucks.

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I'm robbing you, friend.

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So fork over that money and no tricks.
Oh, shut up.

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Fork it over, I said.

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Might as well give it to him, Buller.
He'll keep it up till dark.

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Oh, the crown out loud.

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Here.

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I always get a bang out of it. It's been
a long time since I stuck a gun in

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anybody's ribs.

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Yeah, we're all out of practice.

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You just stick your gun in those beans
instead.

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Hey, why don't you ask your friend up
there to send us a nice big fat

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to hold up?

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I'll see what I can do.

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What do you know?

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Won't you fellas ever get it through
your heads that the ways of the Lord are

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infinite?

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Oh, we stopped for a little while,
Bootsy, darling, so we could have a

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doo -doo.

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Don't be frightened. Your mommy's here.

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That's it. Back into your little bed.

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Oh, I know it's a deathly trip, but you
have to sleep a while, honey. Oh, it's

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so awkward on this sweet little thing.
Come on, Bootsy, close your eyes. Don't

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worry. You'll be a nervous wreck. To
tell the truth, I don't know.

255
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:19,810
No need to. Not when I got this rifle in
my hands.

256
00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:27,210
Well, he's obliging enough.

257
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,340
What are you standing there like that
for? Hand it over.

258
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,040
Here. Here.

259
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:07,020
You always travel around that line,
mister.

260
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:11,180
The way things are these days, I'd do
the same thing.

261
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,500
Yeah, right.

262
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,640
Come on, slowpoke.

263
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:18,480
That ain't worth it. Listen, don't hurt
me.

264
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720
I've got a family.

265
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,860
I've... His wife must have spent it all.

266
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:27,600
Those eastern gals. They spent it like
water. I shouldn't let her...

267
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,309
with your money.

268
00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:35,570
If I raise my hands, I can't give you my
money.

269
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,149
That's right.

270
00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:38,150
I'll save you the trouble.

271
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,710
Hey, these duds must cost a lot.

272
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,490
Is this all you got?

273
00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:52,990
Well, good clothes today cost a fortune.
But yes, that's all I have.

274
00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:55,030
Say you're looking to coach.

275
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:58,190
Yeah. I got a family. Hands up, family
man.

276
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,480
What do you got there?

277
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:07,460
I don't know, but it's nice and heavy.
Oh, no, no, please. Give it to me.

278
00:28:49,949 --> 00:28:52,750
I say, that's very strong tobacco, old
man.

279
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,110
You should smoke less. It's not good for
your lungs.

280
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,090
present -day Diogenes, for example.

281
00:29:39,370 --> 00:29:41,770
What? He was someone who was looking for
a man.

282
00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:43,550
Like that right here in the county.

283
00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:45,370
Not exactly.

284
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:46,730
A bounty hunter?

285
00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:48,110
No, not that either.

286
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:51,090
What do you expect to find up there?

287
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,790
Angels, my friend.

288
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,090
Three of them.

289
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:55,970
Well, I'll be.

290
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,750
May I drop dead in my tracks? Not before
we reach our destination, I hope.

291
00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:03,750
There it is. Just like you said. What
are we waiting for?

292
00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:05,030
Come on.

293
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,840
of this cabinet is just a mite touchy,
there ain't nothing to stop you from

294
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,660
catching a .45 slug with your forehead.

295
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,160
No one ever shoots at those who come in
peace, old chap.

296
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,480
Well, maybe not where you come from.

297
00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:55,270
God save you from the Queen, my son.

298
00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:12,150
Few have lived quite so blessed.

299
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:15,330
In love with nature and married to
beauty.

300
00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:20,050
Well, I'll try, Father.

301
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160
I'll be seeing you.

302
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,260
I don't think so.

303
00:32:07,150 --> 00:32:11,050
them paws up, dude, and turn around real
slow like you would drown your own

304
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,050
blood.

305
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:15,330
I think he recognizes and wants his
money back.

306
00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:18,410
Hell no. We had masks on.

307
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,130
Good day, gentlemen.

308
00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:31,990
Permit me to... Shut up, you. Who is he?
Yeah, who are you?

309
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:37,030
I told you to shut up. Monkey, if you'll
just be quiet a minute, maybe this dude

310
00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:39,710
will be able to tell us who the hell he
is and just what the heck he's doing

311
00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:40,710
here.

312
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:43,050
I'm Sir Thomas Moore.

313
00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:45,170
Not a famous churchman, of course.

314
00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:48,290
I'm merely Sir Thomas Fitzpatrick Philip
Moore.

315
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,890
To be more precise, I should add
Viscount of Essex and British Pier.

316
00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:54,990
But I don't think that matters too much.

317
00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:56,510
All right, which one is your name?

318
00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:58,790
I'm Tom... Smith, I'll bet.

319
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:05,330
I'm Tom Moore, son of James Moore, the
Englishman.

320
00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:09,010
And you're Bull Schmidt, aren't you?

321
00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:14,030
Well, that's what my ma told my pa, but
you know how women folk are.

322
00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:17,290
Have a look.

323
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:22,870
Hey, that's us with the Englishman. And
this fella.

324
00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:25,410
I'll be damned.

325
00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:27,350
Tom Moore!

326
00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:29,490
Welcome home, son.

327
00:33:29,730 --> 00:33:30,730
Welcome home.

328
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:33,940
Oh, fine. Excellent.

329
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:37,380
Excellent? Yes, a fine trip and very
exciting.

330
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,580
Exciting? Oh, yes, quite. Just think of
it. We were actually held up and robbed.

331
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,520
No. Oh, yes, it was thrilling.

332
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:49,540
Three scoundrels held us up during a
stop.

333
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,060
You mean there were three of them?

334
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,300
Yes.

335
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,600
Not very quick mentally, though.

336
00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:57,260
They weren't? No.

337
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Utter bunglers.

338
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,520
I had it hidden down here.

339
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,720
Look, all my money.

340
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,800
Yeah.

341
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,239
You're a real smart one, all right.

342
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:14,400
Yes, and imagine. A wealthy cattleman,
one of the passengers, had hidden his

343
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400
wallet in his hat.

344
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,920
In his hat. Now, you learn something new
every day. I wonder why some people

345
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,679
never think of looking in hats.

346
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,860
Cunning canine. Where'd you find him,
eh?

347
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,400
Well, this will, uh...

348
00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:32,340
In the woods, yeah, in the woods. The
woods is full of animals like this here.

349
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,420
Magnificent specimen of a Yorkshire.
Told you he wasn't no dog.

350
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,260
Come on, this calls for a whistle
wedding.

351
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,420
Come on in. Come on, Tom boy.

352
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,659
Good to see you. Good to see you.

353
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,820
What do you say? You think they'll take
Austin's offer? Well, a little chunk's

354
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:54,880
better than nothing, ain't it?

355
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,060
Yeah, but what if they don't bite?

356
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,560
Too bad for them.

357
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,660
Morton's after this land, too, and he
ain't no one to mess with.

358
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,480
Yeah. Let's go.

359
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,420
Hey.

360
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,060
What's this thing?

361
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,180
Huh? Oh, a butterfly net.

362
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,640
Huh. What's it for?

363
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,720
To catch butterflies with.

364
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,520
Well, what do you do with them after you
caught them?

365
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,300
Well, you see, I'm an entomologist and
agronomist. Poor kid, he's in bad shape.

366
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:30,240
He's so young and already he's got one
of them there diseases.

367
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,040
Yeah, just like his pa.

368
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,780
No, no, his daddy only had tuberculosis.

369
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,340
Hey, Tom, can you break this here thing?
Yes, a bit.

370
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,420
Well, let's hear you do it then.

371
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:43,700
Fiddle this hole down.

372
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:44,900
Yeah.

373
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,140
All right, if you like.

374
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:51,460
Go on, boo.

375
00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:52,680
Grab your partner.

376
00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:06,870
But real good.

377
00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:11,050
Hey, what's in this here box?

378
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,810
Oh, just a couple of fencing swords.

379
00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:14,090
Uh -huh.

380
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,310
And this?

381
00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:17,030
Oh, that can wait till tomorrow.

382
00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:18,570
Oh. Uh -huh.

383
00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:31,710
What in tarnation is it? It's a bicycle.

384
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,350
A bicycle?

385
00:36:33,970 --> 00:36:34,970
Yes, a bicycle.

386
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:41,160
Let's hear about whatever the hell you
call it. You gonna yes, I'm mounted and

387
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:46,240
the way I'll go Yes Thank you

388
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:53,220
What is this stuff it's whiskey son the
best

389
00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:59,620
Kentucky makes I think it's cold oil I
got it is It

390
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,680
ain't whiskey

391
00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:06,339
Raw canteen.

392
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,680
Here's the real stuff.

393
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Thanks.

394
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,920
Yes, it tastes a bit better.

395
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,200
Well, what a day.

396
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
You tired?

397
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,260
Well, ten days on a train is quite a
strain on one, you know. You mean to

398
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:30,600
me you came with all that baggage clear
out here in just ten days' time?

399
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,160
Oh, yes. And you should see how those
new Vanderbilt locomotives fly.

400
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:37,460
Like a streak of lightning. You mean you
like that iron horse, huh?

401
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:42,300
Well, the Almighty created the earth
without railroads. He knew what the hell

402
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,279
was doing, too.

403
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,020
Oh, certainly. But progress is progress,
and no one can stop it. But you can

404
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,020
sure in hell avoid it.

405
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:49,740
But how?

406
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,640
Well, just keep heading west where the
prairie belongs to everybody. And where

407
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,360
that damn train ain't got to yet. And
where there ain't no more barbed wire

408
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,480
fences. And your pa felt the same way
about it, too.

409
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,760
Oh, I know.

410
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,760
But he was a dreamer.

411
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,170
He was a free man.

412
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:09,610
Well, Tom here's all wore out, so let's
go bed down our bones, huh? Yeah, good

413
00:38:09,610 --> 00:38:10,610
idea.

414
00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:13,430
Come on, 30. Let's me and you go to bed.

415
00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:14,790
Well, where are you going?

416
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,210
Outside to sleep.

417
00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:19,850
Outside? Yeah, it's springtime,
Tenderfoot. It's springtime.

418
00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:22,290
Um, are you going to sleep with all
those weapons?

419
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:26,910
Well, we sleep, but they don't. Oh, I
see. There are many outlaws, aren't

420
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,140
It shan't be easy to make them stop
dreaming, Father.

421
00:40:57,770 --> 00:41:00,870
The folks who were never sick of being
alive and the other way around, too.

422
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,170
Now get yourself dressed and we'll head
for town.

423
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:05,050
It's Saturday and it's time to get
drunk.

424
00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:06,470
But it's Monday.

425
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:07,510
Saturday.

426
00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:09,270
No, yesterday was Sunday. Saturday.

427
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:10,550
That's right.

428
00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,069
You might be right.

429
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:15,210
All right. I'll have a quick wash up and
dress. What are you going to do? Wash

430
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:16,210
up and dress.

431
00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:34,710
My father meant it for you.

432
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:37,770
He sent it to me a few days before he
departed.

433
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,300
The doctor tells me the few calves I
have left are numbered.

434
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:19,760
And I'm afraid he's right because
there's not enough breath left in me to

435
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,760
out a match.

436
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:25,500
So what little remains I'm spending with
a magnificent Irish mare.

437
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,960
I don't know whether I'll find rich
green grass or tough weeds up there.

438
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,120
But if there's rich grass, praise be to
God.

439
00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:39,900
If there's nothing but weeds, praise be
to God.

440
00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:43,130
The only thing I'll miss is your
friendship.

441
00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:46,350
For the rest, I've no regrets.

442
00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:52,570
I'll get the Lord to go to work and take
care of my dear and loyal friend.

443
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:56,010
Signed, The Englishman.

444
00:42:57,150 --> 00:42:58,250
There's a P .S.

445
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:00,250
I almost forgot.

446
00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:03,910
My son Tom is still a green kid.

447
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:10,010
Make a man out of him and then... hit
the saddle.

448
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,400
Mm -hmm.

449
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,040
You can bet on it, Englishman.

450
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:20,180
You can bet on it.

451
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,540
Well, say, that contraption moves right
along, doesn't it?

452
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,440
It doesn't even stop to relieve itself.

453
00:43:44,879 --> 00:43:46,060
Yeah, well, that's progress.

454
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,600
Look, if progress means holding it in,
they can have it.

455
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:51,700
Come on, get moving.

456
00:44:53,130 --> 00:44:54,130
A little too lively.

457
00:44:56,750 --> 00:45:00,010
Why don't we begin the day right and
have a couple of nice drinks?

458
00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:01,930
Isn't it a bit early to start drinking?

459
00:45:02,130 --> 00:45:03,930
Never too early when you're thirsty.

460
00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:11,270
I say, I've got some shopping to do, so
why don't you chaps go ahead and I'll

461
00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:12,270
join you in a little while.

462
00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:15,770
All right, because we've got some buying
to do. Damn tootsie. See you later,

463
00:45:15,830 --> 00:45:16,830
then.

464
00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:20,170
Ah, too bad.

465
00:45:20,370 --> 00:45:22,350
That's a sight for sore eyes. Well, look
who's there.

466
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,040
Hello, Tim.

467
00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:28,320
Look at all them cute little brats he's
got.

468
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,460
Hi, Susie. Where's the Englishman?

469
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:35,240
Well, he's waiting for us.

470
00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:36,740
How's things going, Tim?

471
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,300
Well, I'll tell you.

472
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,220
The family keeps increasing, work keeps
decreasing.

473
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,380
People ain't shooting each other. There
ain't been a corpse here in over a week.

474
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,760
Even the cowpokes ain't the same no
more.

475
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:50,860
They don't bust up the saloon, break
chairs, nothing.

476
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,580
The world has changed.

477
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,520
Boy, I... Not for us, old -timer.

478
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,500
Hey,

479
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:02,800
you're not thinking of... As Holy Joe
here says, the ways of the Lord are

480
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,800
informal.

481
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,440
Infinite, Bulls. Not informal. Infinite.

482
00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:07,740
Yeah, something like that.

483
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,460
Thank you, friends.

484
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:10,780
Thank you.

485
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:13,860
We've got to help him. He's got a lot of
mouths to feed.

486
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,120
Uh -huh.

487
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,860
Another load of that damn barbed wire
progress.

488
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,080
Miss Austin.

489
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:33,020
Good day, Jeremiah.

490
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:34,600
Have my books arrived yet?

491
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,040
No, Miss Austin.

492
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:39,600
I'm sorry, but nobody in Tucson's ever
even heard a word of that fella.

493
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,800
What was his name?

494
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,400
Byron. George Gordon Byron. Oh, yeah,
that's it.

495
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,000
But it's not possible.

496
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,360
Well, I even asked the suppliers from
Flagstaff and Prescott. No one's heard

497
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,440
him. The sheriff, nobody.

498
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,680
Excuse me, miss, but perhaps I can help
you.

499
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,240
Thank you, but I don't see how you can.

500
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,180
Oh, why, you should. And besides... Oh,
no, it's really quite simple.

501
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:03,180
I've nearly all the works of Lord Byron.
Oh, really?

502
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:04,980
Oh, really.

503
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,200
And I'd be delighted to lend you the
books if I can. Oh, thank you, but I'll

504
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,540
have to ask my father's permission
first.

505
00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:14,020
Well, that's only proper.

506
00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:17,400
You... you're living in town?

507
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:24,720
No, I'm... I'm a house guest of friends
who have a...

508
00:47:25,870 --> 00:47:27,970
I have a cottage up on the plateau. Oh,
really?

509
00:47:28,570 --> 00:47:29,570
Yes.

510
00:47:29,870 --> 00:47:32,150
Oh, it's very beautiful up there.

511
00:47:37,110 --> 00:47:40,110
Yes, it's very, very... I know.

512
00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:41,550
Flat.

513
00:47:42,390 --> 00:47:43,390
Yes, you're right.

514
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:46,210
Anything else?

515
00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:48,290
Yes.

516
00:47:48,630 --> 00:47:50,630
When... When can I see you again?

517
00:47:51,270 --> 00:47:52,850
We could talk about Lord Byron.

518
00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:54,890
Sunday, I think, if that's all right for
you.

519
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:55,859
Oh, fine.

520
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,020
That's tomorrow, then. Where?

521
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,980
But tomorrow's Tuesday.

522
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,120
Tuesday? Yes.

523
00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:03,980
Today's Monday.

524
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,320
By George, you're right.

525
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,940
Today's Monday, after which comes
Tuesday.

526
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,560
Where?

527
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:14,320
I often go to the woods on the plateau
to gather bluebells.

528
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:17,620
Fine. Well, then, till bluebells.

529
00:48:39,470 --> 00:48:40,710
And nothing for the advice.

530
00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:43,950
What? Leave that girl alone.

531
00:48:44,270 --> 00:48:45,750
You'll be better off, friend.

532
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,130
Why?

533
00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:51,930
Because if Morton Clayton gets to hear
about them bluebevs, the doctor will

534
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:56,170
a fine time trying to fit your bones
back together again, young fella. Morton

535
00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,270
Clayton? Who is he?

536
00:48:57,610 --> 00:48:58,830
He's Austin's foreman.

537
00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:01,210
And he's got his eye on that girl.

538
00:49:01,630 --> 00:49:05,970
And it seems like old man Austin ain't
entirely displeased with the idea of

539
00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:06,970
grandchildren.

540
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,440
Thank you for your advice, but I'm
really not interested in the problem of

541
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,740
Austin's descendants, and even less in
the anger of his lovesick foreman.

542
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Goodbye.

543
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,700
Watch your head.

544
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:27,060
You'll need it.

545
00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:32,820
What's he doing, picking on Mr. Austin?

546
00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:37,060
No, Bluebell's with his daughter. Yeah,
she come in looking for a book, and he

547
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:40,300
says to her... Mom?

548
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,300
Now that you're all grown up, boy, I
guess I can tell you.

549
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:48,500
Did you know your pa had a real weakness
for women?

550
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,900
Oh, really? Oh, did he ever?

551
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,520
In fact, it was a woman that caused your
pa to leave his country in kind of a

552
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,740
hurry. Oh?

553
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,960
Yep.

554
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,880
It was a gal named Vicky that got him in
trouble.

555
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:05,780
I believe you called her Vicky Regina or
something like that. You mean Victoria

556
00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:06,780
Regina?

557
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,180
Yeah, that's right, Victoria.

558
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Queen Victoria.

559
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,960
Hey, that's it.

560
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,020
Queenie, that's what he called her. Did
you know her?

561
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:20,520
Uh, no, but I've heard her spoken of.
Well, it seems that, uh, she got

562
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,340
when your pa married one of her ladies
without her permission, and he just

563
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,120
hauled off and told her to go to hell.

564
00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:29,180
Oh, all them body house madams are
alike.

565
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,620
Every time one of their girls wants to
get... Don't take it too hard, Tom. It

566
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:39,220
ain't your fault that your ma was a...
Well, hell, you ain't alone.

567
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,920
Look at Bull and Monkey here. Their Mars
was in the game, too, right, boys? Yep.

568
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:51,640
No, the important thing, sir, is to be
in this world and to enjoy all the

569
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,320
beautiful things that the good Lord has
spread before us.

570
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,100
Like, for example, this good old
Kentucky whiskey.

571
00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:02,080
God bless you, son.

572
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,040
Yeah, God bless us.

573
00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,880
Hey, we're over here.

574
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,900
Hold it, Morton. No hardware in here.

575
00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:28,570
head of cattle and old man Austin sells
20 ,000. I can't bring him in fast

576
00:51:28,570 --> 00:51:29,570
enough.

577
00:51:30,010 --> 00:51:31,230
Hey, Bob, why I get here?

578
00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:35,150
Yep, 500 rolls are enough to fence in
the whole doggone state.

579
00:51:35,370 --> 00:51:39,270
Drew the last lot today. Uh -huh. What
else is new? Oh, there's a little

580
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:40,550
delicate matter.

581
00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:43,630
What? A fella here's been messing with
Miss Austin.

582
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:48,970
Not this boy scout sitting here. Yeah,
that's him.

583
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:06,000
The sauce is truly delicious. I must
compliment the chef.

584
00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:08,380
Uh, the cook.

585
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,620
I'd advise you to do it now, friend.

586
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,480
Otherwise, you'll miss the stage.

587
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,140
It leaves in two minutes.

588
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,160
Are you speaking with me?

589
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,020
Yeah, I'm talking to you.

590
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,419
That's right.

591
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:20,920
Are you speaking to him? Yeah, him.

592
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,880
Is he speaking to you? That's right. No
doubt about it.

593
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:28,000
I have the vague suspicion you're trying
to provoke me.

594
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,680
That's right, Buster.

595
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:54,040
I don't know what you're so angry about.

596
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,920
Anyway, I imagine it's useless to ask.

597
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,160
for you to clear out.

598
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,880
I wouldn't count on it. You wouldn't?
No. All right, that's enough.

599
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,820
What did you say?

600
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,640
He's just a boy.

601
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:16,200
Well, you're a grown -up.

602
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,820
Why don't you take his place?

603
01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:44,530
and turn it around, boys, we ain't no
prettier.

604
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:49,110
Monkey,

605
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:55,530
are you going to get the table?

606
01:00:58,270 --> 01:01:01,410
I must say, you fellas are a hard
-headed lot.

607
01:01:01,810 --> 01:01:03,470
That one got his coat in the...

608
01:02:32,490 --> 01:02:34,730
Everything becomes easy with application
and effort.

609
01:02:35,070 --> 01:02:36,830
Even learning how to read and write.

610
01:02:37,770 --> 01:02:39,730
You all know how to read and write,
don't you?

611
01:02:40,730 --> 01:02:44,410
Neither one of them can, Tom. Since when
did you learn how to write?

612
01:02:45,270 --> 01:02:47,690
Maybe I can't write, but I can read.

613
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,110
If you can read, then you can write.

614
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:51,950
Is that so? Of course.

615
01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:54,430
How?

616
01:02:55,350 --> 01:02:56,610
Read a sentence in your book.

617
01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:00,810
And King Solomon...

618
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,830
Israel. Fine, exactly.

619
01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:06,910
Now, if you had to write that phrase,
how would you do it?

620
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:09,230
I don't know. How would I?

621
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:12,890
Simply copy it, exactly as it's written
there.

622
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:17,690
By golly, you're right. You see?

623
01:03:17,970 --> 01:03:23,890
Yeah, but say if you want to write, for
example, five horsemen are coming this

624
01:03:23,890 --> 01:03:25,010
way, how would you do it?

625
01:03:25,370 --> 01:03:26,430
Well, that all depends.

626
01:03:26,810 --> 01:03:29,510
Now, if they were packing stars on their
chest, I guess I... What are they

627
01:03:29,510 --> 01:03:30,510
trying to say?

628
01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:02,780
Howdy. Mind if we dismount?

629
01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:04,460
Yes, I do.

630
01:04:08,820 --> 01:04:10,340
I'm Austin, Frank Austin.

631
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,980
Happy to meet you. Well, that don't seem
like nothing to be too happy about.

632
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:17,300
I want to apologize for what happened
yesterday in the saloon.

633
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,260
Morton here likes his fun, but sometimes
he exaggerates a bit.

634
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,500
It's already forgotten.

635
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:25,700
Ain't it, Morton?

636
01:04:29,930 --> 01:04:30,930
They'll pay for the damages.

637
01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:33,370
You came all the way out here just to
tell us that?

638
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,650
Well, yes, but there is something else.

639
01:04:36,230 --> 01:04:37,149
Something else?

640
01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,010
Which one of you is Thomas Moore?

641
01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:40,330
I am, sir.

642
01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:42,290
I understand this land is yours.

643
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:43,630
Yes, it's ours.

644
01:04:44,490 --> 01:04:45,930
Exactly how do you mean, ours?

645
01:04:47,130 --> 01:04:50,510
Ours? Well, still it's registered in
your name. So I'm asking you.

646
01:04:50,850 --> 01:04:51,850
What, Mr. Austin?

647
01:04:52,030 --> 01:04:53,030
To sell it to me.

648
01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:56,770
Only you'll work on it from what I can
see. Yeah, that's one thing that'll

649
01:04:56,770 --> 01:04:58,310
happen, and you can bet on it.

650
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,940
Well, then sell it to me.

651
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:07,440
It's not for sale, Mr. Austin. I'm
offering 20 ,000, young fella.

652
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:12,200
Well, it's a good offer. I'll make it 30
,000.

653
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,300
Tom, you want to sell? No, no.

654
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,520
My father bought this land to keep
intact.

655
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:20,320
He used to love those words. How
beautiful for spacious skies.

656
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,999
That's right.

657
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,780
Yep. So long, Austin.

658
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,280
Take it over, boy.

659
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,460
You might be sorry you refused my offer.

660
01:05:28,010 --> 01:05:29,550
You should change your mind and let me
know.

661
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:31,530
Certainly. Good day, sir.

662
01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:45,010
What's he want with this land when he's
already got so much?

663
01:05:45,270 --> 01:05:47,130
Austin's the richest cattleman in the
state.

664
01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:48,630
He's greedy.

665
01:05:48,670 --> 01:05:49,710
Oh, no, he's smart.

666
01:05:49,970 --> 01:05:53,430
He knows that it's fertile land, and I
can tell you that as an agronomist.

667
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,460
See how rich with humans it is. One need
only scratch it, and it will bring

668
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:02,080
forth its marvelous yield.

669
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,000
Tom, that's the handful of horse dung
you're holding.

670
01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,620
Oh, dear.

671
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,280
A real expert.

672
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,680
You're going to take a long time to make
a man out of here.

673
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,180
What a bunch of buzzards.

674
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:33,740
What's the matter?

675
01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:38,340
It tells in here about a fellow named
Paul who spent his whole life writing

676
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:41,900
letters to his neighbors and not a
single solitary one ever answered him.

677
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,860
Perhaps those he wrote to only knew how
to read. Yeah, but even so.

678
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,880
Have a look.

679
01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:55,620
Cunning, isn't she?

680
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:56,880
Now relax.

681
01:06:57,130 --> 01:07:00,410
It's an ant. Do you mean to tell me
that... Come on, sir. I want to show you

682
01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:01,410
something. I'll be with you in a moment.

683
01:07:01,690 --> 01:07:04,110
Look, you've been writing that letter
for days now.

684
01:07:04,610 --> 01:07:05,610
It's not a letter.

685
01:07:05,930 --> 01:07:09,950
It's a report to my professor of natural
history telling him about the lack of

686
01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:11,550
interest of the ants in this part of the
world.

687
01:07:12,530 --> 01:07:16,150
They don't... They don't work as hard as
they do elsewhere.

688
01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:18,270
Oh. That's fine, ain't it?

689
01:07:19,090 --> 01:07:21,170
It's not spying. It's scientific
observation.

690
01:07:21,990 --> 01:07:25,590
Oh, hell, why don't you just tell them
ants are smarter here than any place

691
01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:26,408
in the world.

692
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:27,410
Now come on outside.

693
01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:29,950
Oh, all right.

694
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,250
Look.

695
01:07:39,330 --> 01:07:43,150
That, as you can plainly see by the
shape of his head and his tail as a

696
01:07:43,150 --> 01:07:45,470
tenderfoot, he's all yours.

697
01:07:46,150 --> 01:07:47,350
Mine? Yep.

698
01:07:47,710 --> 01:07:48,710
All yours.

699
01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:53,510
Monkey wanted to have it branded with
your initials on him.

700
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:57,600
But you know how it is. We just didn't
have time. My dear chaps, well, he must

701
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,600
have cost you a fortune.

702
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,560
No, he's a bargain.

703
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:02,460
A real lucky bargain.

704
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:04,820
Well, what do you think?

705
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,040
Oh, he's magnificent.

706
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:09,580
Well, now, let's see if you can stay in
the saddle.

707
01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:14,200
Yeah. Well, I was already fox hunting in
England at the age of ten.

708
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:18,880
You know how that's done, don't you? The
dogs, beaters, trumpeters. Well, now,

709
01:08:18,939 --> 01:08:23,240
we got a few foxes around here, too. But
we're just plum out of trumpeters.

710
01:08:23,609 --> 01:08:26,170
But you could always try using that
violin if you like.

711
01:08:27,710 --> 01:08:29,290
Come on, let's see you set the saddle.

712
01:08:56,140 --> 01:08:58,760
rides too much like one of them there
gentlemen.

713
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,040
Ride him western style, Tom. The way you
seen us do it.

714
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:31,380
A little better.

715
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:38,640
Good boy. Go on.

716
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,800
Well, do I stay in the saddle all right?

717
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,200
Not bad.

718
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:46,260
But let's see if you can stay on your
feet.

719
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,160
Thank you.

720
01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:53,760
But what am I supposed to do with this
cannon?

721
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,560
Well, there's a lot of things you could
do with that six -shooter you got there.

722
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:02,100
Like when someone advises you to get out
of town on a stage and you don't feel

723
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:03,100
like it.

724
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,640
I ought to shoot him?

725
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:06,280
Well, if he insists, yeah.

726
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:10,160
There's no reason in the world that
would cause me to assert my rights with

727
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,820
gun in my hand. Oh, well, listen, Tom,
you can't go around naked like that.

728
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:16,060
a man without a gun just ain't a man.
That's right.

729
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,840
He's not, then what is he, then?

730
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:21,820
Well, he's somebody that ain't got no...
Yeah. You know.

731
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:26,040
Yes, I see your point. But believe me,
it takes much more courage to go

732
01:10:41,510 --> 01:10:42,510
Who's that?

733
01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:46,610
She might be his daughter, Mr.

734
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:47,830
Austins.

735
01:10:49,090 --> 01:10:51,690
Where are you going? It's Saturday.
We're going to town.

736
01:10:51,930 --> 01:10:52,930
It's Sunday.

737
01:10:53,470 --> 01:10:54,630
What's got into him?

738
01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:55,870
He's going nuts.

739
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,780
And upon my return, we'll discuss that
unusual calendar of yours.

740
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,400
What's he talking about?

741
01:11:03,980 --> 01:11:04,980
I don't know.

742
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:11,720
Yoinks!

743
01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:19,260
What's he eat all them books for if he's
going butterfly hunting?

744
01:11:20,060 --> 01:11:23,240
Well, if he can't catch you without
butterflying that, he'll just heap one

745
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,240
them books at her.

746
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,260
I seen women get booted around and
slapped around, but I ain't never seen

747
01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:29,880
get romanced with a book before.

748
01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:33,340
Now, where are you going?

749
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,040
Breath of air.

750
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:37,820
I've heard of you. Keep watch.

751
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,440
He ain't much of a man with men, but
with women he ain't too bad, huh?

752
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,160
Yeah. Better than nothing.

753
01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,130
You just gave your last recital, friend.

754
01:12:20,610 --> 01:12:22,670
Where is the preacher, Hardin?

755
01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:27,590
He's out doing important business.

756
01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,930
Too bad. So I think we'll just wait for
him here.

757
01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:34,570
That's okay.

758
01:12:34,710 --> 01:12:35,710
Please do.

759
01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:45,450
That wasn't long, was it?

760
01:12:58,270 --> 01:13:00,330
Isn't there a way we can... Drop your
guns.

761
01:13:09,450 --> 01:13:11,690
Giveth of thy spirit and sweet nature.

762
01:13:12,290 --> 01:13:13,530
Giveth of thy strength.

763
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:14,820
And fortitude.

764
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:19,740
Giveth everything you got in your
pockets and clear out of here before we

765
01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:21,200
every bone in your head.

766
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:24,700
Thank you, brothers.

767
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:25,960
Thank you.

768
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,420
Come on.

769
01:13:29,180 --> 01:13:30,180
What happened?

770
01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:33,140
Want to know something?

771
01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:34,860
They're good boys.

772
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:37,760
Really good boys. Good heads on their
shoulders.

773
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:04,720
Canada, Canada, Austin.

774
01:14:04,860 --> 01:14:05,980
Oh, that's a beautiful name.

775
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,980
Yours is a beautiful name, too, and so
distinguished.

776
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:15,420
Thomas Fitzpatrick Philip Moore by count
of Essex and a British peer. Oh, just

777
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:16,420
call me Tom.

778
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,360
That's good. Tom is so much nicer.

779
01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:20,120
Yes, Tom is, rather.

780
01:14:20,340 --> 01:14:21,340
Mm -hmm.

781
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,920
Um, shall we sit down?

782
01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:25,180
Mm -hmm.

783
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:30,060
I'll hitch up here.

784
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,820
Don't think me too audacious or
disrespectful, but I... Yes?

785
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,600
Well, I... You what?

786
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:23,680
I... I don't have a pistol, but I assure
you that I have...

787
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:30,040
I don't want to sound too banal, but
I...

788
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,440
And so do I, Tom.

789
01:15:32,740 --> 01:15:33,740
Oh, really?

790
01:15:36,010 --> 01:15:38,070
Oh, from the very first moment I saw
you.

791
01:15:38,390 --> 01:15:39,550
Ah, even before.

792
01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:41,010
Even before?

793
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,250
Always, Tom.

794
01:15:42,530 --> 01:15:43,530
I've been waiting.

795
01:15:44,590 --> 01:15:45,590
Are you certain?

796
01:15:45,830 --> 01:15:46,890
You doubt me?

797
01:15:49,370 --> 01:15:53,610
Well, you see, this may seem strange to
you, but I've got my principles.

798
01:15:53,910 --> 01:15:55,750
I've opted for monogamy.

799
01:15:56,270 --> 01:16:02,790
That is, I mean to say I wanted to be
only one woman in my life, and so... I

800
01:16:02,790 --> 01:16:04,810
don't want to break... Break it?

801
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:10,650
You won't have to break that vow, Tom,
because I'll be the only woman in your

802
01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:11,650
life.

803
01:16:15,810 --> 01:16:16,810
I'm sorry.

804
01:16:25,630 --> 01:16:26,630
Oh,

805
01:16:28,810 --> 01:16:30,670
I've always dreamed of you, my love.

806
01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:36,040
I knew that one day my Viscount Charming
would arrive on a... Beautiful white

807
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,040
charger and men.

808
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,120
Oh, I do have a white horse.

809
01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:40,340
Really?

810
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:44,700
Then we'll call this beautiful day the
Day of the White Horses. Why?

811
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:47,340
Because I dreamed of you on a white
horse.

812
01:16:47,740 --> 01:16:49,100
You have a white horse.

813
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,680
And last night, a white horse was stolen
from my father.

814
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,720
With a saddle?

815
01:16:54,940 --> 01:17:00,020
No. But what difference does a horse
make, really? The important thing is

816
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:01,020
you're here with me.

817
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:05,200
Oh, yes, that's the only important
thing. but a horse is a...

818
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:09,100
Yes.

819
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,000
Only if the horse was stolen... It's
late.

820
01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:15,140
My father's probably sent somebody out
to look for me.

821
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,820
When... When shall I see you again?

822
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,320
Here, let me... Chippy!

823
01:17:20,860 --> 01:17:22,400
When shall I see you again?

824
01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:24,300
I don't know. Perhaps Sunday.

825
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:26,340
I'll be here, waiting.

826
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:27,560
So will I.

827
01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:28,760
I'll dream of you.

828
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,700
Me too. Bye. Cheerio.

829
01:17:46,140 --> 01:17:47,140
Fascinating.

830
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:59,000
Just happened to be passing by this way,
and I thought... And thought you'd

831
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,920
inform me at what time the stage
department's, eh?

832
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,860
On the button. But I'm not leaving.

833
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:04,860
And I say you are.

834
01:18:05,220 --> 01:18:06,220
Oh, I'm not.

835
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,320
You're not, eh?

836
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,860
Ever try one of those rolling chairs
with a seat in between the wheels?

837
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,460
No, but it seems to me they'd be
somewhat uncomfortable.

838
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,840
Hmm.

839
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:25,380
Mister, you lose the next stage out of
here and I personally will put you in a

840
01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:26,380
wheelchair.

841
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,440
What'd she do, throw a book at him?

842
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340
Either that or he missed the stage
again.

843
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:47,860
Yep, that's about it.

844
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:51,920
Come on, Tom.

845
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:53,640
He's out like a light.

846
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:58,420
I've been hunting butterflies. Yeah,
well, you sure picked one with a hell of

847
01:18:58,420 --> 01:18:59,420
right wing, my friend.

848
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:05,820
I know where you come right down to when
the kids got guts.

849
01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:09,670
Yeah, but that's about all. Needs more
than that to mess around with Morton.

850
01:19:09,670 --> 01:19:10,670
He's playing for keeps.

851
01:19:12,050 --> 01:19:14,730
Yeah, his old man would have plugged
Morton between the eyes by now.

852
01:19:15,590 --> 01:19:17,830
Well, the boy's just going to have to
wake up to that fact.

853
01:19:19,310 --> 01:19:20,910
Well, he better do it quick.

854
01:19:21,150 --> 01:19:22,830
This thing can't go on forever.

855
01:19:25,030 --> 01:19:26,230
Oh, easy there.

856
01:19:26,550 --> 01:19:27,550
You all right, boy?

857
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,130
Morton, huh?

858
01:19:31,650 --> 01:19:34,930
Yeah, a real coyote, that Morton. Taking
it out on you like he did.

859
01:19:35,810 --> 01:19:36,810
He's just jealous.

860
01:19:36,970 --> 01:19:39,670
Oh, so you're both chasing the same
butterfly, huh?

861
01:19:39,990 --> 01:19:40,990
Yes.

862
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:45,490
Well, now, I'd say it's time you learn
how to use this thing and get her over

863
01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:49,250
with. Oh, no. I prefer being
assassinated to being an assassin.

864
01:19:49,710 --> 01:19:51,030
Morton will go along with that.

865
01:19:53,070 --> 01:19:54,070
Perhaps.

866
01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:56,910
Oh, yes.

867
01:19:57,950 --> 01:20:01,430
By the way, tomorrow you'll return the
white horse and the saddle to its

868
01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:03,970
rightful owner, huh? Rightful owner?
What in the hell does that mean?

869
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:08,220
Tom, you don't really think I stole that
horse and saddle, do you?

870
01:20:08,580 --> 01:20:12,160
Yes, I do. You purloined them. Hey, wait
a second. I don't know what you're

871
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:14,460
trying to say. All I can tell is that...
You stole them.

872
01:20:20,420 --> 01:20:22,100
Did you really buy that saddle?

873
01:20:22,340 --> 01:20:23,460
Huh? Geez.

874
01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:25,340
You think I'm local?

875
01:20:45,130 --> 01:20:46,130
your saddle? Yeah.

876
01:20:46,450 --> 01:20:50,930
Well, not exactly that. It was stolen
off a customer of mine a few days ago.

877
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:52,550
Well, we found it outside of town.

878
01:20:53,350 --> 01:20:57,650
Yeah. I lost it. Pretty doggone hard to
lose a saddle you're sitting on.

879
01:20:57,910 --> 01:20:59,210
Uh -huh, and he was probably killed.

880
01:20:59,490 --> 01:21:03,470
No, no, he wasn't killed. He come awful
close to it, though. A fellow comes

881
01:21:03,470 --> 01:21:07,450
riding by and threatens him. He got off
that horse pretty quick, my customer.

882
01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:09,310
I guess that saved his skin.

883
01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:11,530
Uh, can you tell me where I can find a
horse?

884
01:21:11,830 --> 01:21:14,510
Where? Well, right here for me. Come and
have a look around.

885
01:21:15,530 --> 01:21:16,810
Is he really going to buy a horse?

886
01:21:17,130 --> 01:21:18,470
Now, look at this here bay.

887
01:21:19,510 --> 01:21:20,510
Isn't he a beauty?

888
01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:22,430
Now, let's not get carried away.

889
01:21:22,870 --> 01:21:24,430
Here, hold 30 for me.

890
01:21:28,210 --> 01:21:29,910
Well, that's a pretty fair horse.

891
01:21:30,230 --> 01:21:33,870
I believe you, but I want a white horse.
White?

892
01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:35,270
Why white?

893
01:21:35,830 --> 01:21:37,130
Because I want a white horse.

894
01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:38,370
Do you have one?

895
01:21:54,890 --> 01:21:55,950
wants a live horse.

896
01:21:56,170 --> 01:21:57,148
He's alive.

897
01:21:57,150 --> 01:21:58,470
How much do you want for him?

898
01:21:58,810 --> 01:22:02,470
Well, Tommy, can't him stand up? If you
pat him on the head, it'd kill him. Now,

899
01:22:02,490 --> 01:22:05,770
you quit exaggerating. He's just a
little tuck it out. He's a good horse

900
01:22:05,770 --> 01:22:06,728
smart, too.

901
01:22:06,730 --> 01:22:08,210
Columbus, you stay there. He's smart.

902
01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:12,570
Look, if that horse was smart, he'd have
committed suicide ten years ago. How

903
01:22:12,570 --> 01:22:13,570
much do you want for him?

904
01:22:36,810 --> 01:22:37,810
for a little while.

905
01:23:08,910 --> 01:23:10,090
I see that you're quite busy.

906
01:23:10,770 --> 01:23:13,930
Hey, Tim, what's the ruckus over this
land all about?

907
01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:16,470
I guess it's because the new gal just
arrived.

908
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:18,410
Yeah,

909
01:23:18,730 --> 01:23:22,770
Iris is here and her red hair's. Come
yesterday from Tucson.

910
01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:24,170
You speeding with them?

911
01:23:24,670 --> 01:23:25,670
Sure thing.

912
01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:31,030
Tom, there's a gal you gotta meet. She
only knows one thing, but...

913
01:23:52,279 --> 01:23:55,680
Hey, you're not thinking of... Well,

914
01:23:56,420 --> 01:23:59,860
your young 'uns sure look like they
could use some shoes.

915
01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:23,270
day, don't you think? Yeah, very nice.

916
01:24:23,830 --> 01:24:28,470
A bit warm, but pleasantly so, don't
you? Boy, I'll give you a little free

917
01:24:28,470 --> 01:24:29,470
advice.

918
01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:34,270
Thank you, sir. Good advice is hard to
come by. Leave my daughter alone, or

919
01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:35,450
you're going to regret it.

920
01:24:36,430 --> 01:24:37,850
That's not very good advice.

921
01:24:38,070 --> 01:24:39,910
I'm sorry, really, really, really sorry.

922
01:24:43,330 --> 01:24:47,490
I just figured it's a pretty good idea
to get moving while you got time.

923
01:24:57,740 --> 01:25:00,160
Well, it took me a little while, but I
finally found that wheelchair.

924
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:09,740
Oh, I'm so sorry. So really, I'm
terribly sorry. And then

925
01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:16,720
the Englishman took Maureen's head

926
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:23,400
into his hands, kissed her forehead and
said, thank you.

927
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,880
Coughed a little and died.

928
01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:27,818
Anne -Marie?

929
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:31,720
Oh, it was a terrible blow for that
girl.

930
01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:34,500
She loved him so much.

931
01:25:35,180 --> 01:25:40,760
Dear thing said that she'd never wash
again so that she wouldn't lose the

932
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,260
of the perfume he'd left on her skin.

933
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:45,880
Poor girl.

934
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:47,480
How she stinks.

935
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,260
Hey, cheer up, you comforter kid.

936
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:57,490
join us, boy.

937
01:25:57,690 --> 01:26:00,570
Yeah, Tom, we'd like you to meet Iris
and Speedy.

938
01:26:03,530 --> 01:26:04,530
I'm on it.

939
01:26:04,930 --> 01:26:06,550
Where will you hold up?

940
01:26:07,810 --> 01:26:08,810
Hello, Tom.

941
01:26:09,390 --> 01:26:11,450
I hope you're well. Still on my feet.

942
01:26:14,290 --> 01:26:16,390
Let's go, Speedy. I'm going to need some
help.

943
01:26:17,470 --> 01:26:21,270
Hey, Speedy, bring us a drink and make
it Speedy, will you?

944
01:26:21,770 --> 01:26:24,250
Hey, Speedy, they found your shoe under
the bed.

945
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,140
Hey, Tom, what do you think of them?

946
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:34,060
I would like to know them better. It'll
take some time. Yeah, that's right,

947
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080
that's right.

948
01:26:37,700 --> 01:26:42,380
Go up now, Ebenezer. It's bad to do it
on a full stomach. Go on.

949
01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:46,160
You staying in, Morton?

950
01:26:50,380 --> 01:26:54,700
Hey, Tom, if you make up your mind,
you're going to stick it out here or

951
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:55,700
back east?

952
01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:57,590
I've decided to remain.

953
01:26:58,130 --> 01:27:02,170
Now, that's the style, son. Find
yourself a good gal, settle down, and

954
01:27:02,170 --> 01:27:04,470
family. That's exactly what I intend to
do.

955
01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:07,170
Oh, you mean you found yourself a
chicken, huh?

956
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:10,510
Oh, well, she's not a chicken.

957
01:27:10,810 --> 01:27:12,970
She's a swan.

958
01:27:13,330 --> 01:27:15,430
A beautiful white swan.

959
01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:21,210
I ain't up on birds, but a swan sounds
like... Something soft and cuddly, yeah.

960
01:27:21,650 --> 01:27:23,730
Especially if it's a swan worth thinking
of.

961
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:29,780
Look at me blue eyes.

962
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:31,840
You're so damn cute.

963
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:35,580
I can't tell you what a woman would give
to have you lie in her arms

964
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,580
The devil's not as ugly as they say.

965
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:34,280
He's ugly, Tom.

966
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:37,400
In fact, he's outside waiting for you in
case you didn't get the point.

967
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:39,580
Shut up, boy!

968
01:28:41,860 --> 01:28:43,640
He's trying to provoke you. Just sit
tight.

969
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:44,880
Come on, you coward.

970
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:47,080
No, don't pay him no mind.

971
01:28:47,580 --> 01:28:51,380
But he called me a coward. I can't just
ignore him, madam. It's better to be a

972
01:28:51,380 --> 01:28:53,700
live coward than a dead hero. Now listen
to me, boy.

973
01:28:54,540 --> 01:28:55,600
I'm waiting for you.

974
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:59,020
Sorry. Sorry, madam.

975
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,160
See you later, eh?

976
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,360
Yeah.

977
01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:07,060
That's what my father told my mother the
day before they got married. We ain't

978
01:29:07,060 --> 01:29:08,060
seen him since.

979
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:24,620
Would you...

980
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,420
Go on, go on, hurry. Go on, get in.

981
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:57,380
You've got to do something.

982
01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:58,820
It's too late, stop.

983
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,840
He's an ugly customer, that one. I know
him.

984
01:30:04,580 --> 01:30:05,580
I'm waiting.

985
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:11,640
Pick up the gun.

986
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:16,020
Why? What do you mean, why?

987
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,440
Why? You're a gentleman, aren't you?

988
01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:21,740
Oh.

989
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,240
Hold it, Tommy, hold it.

990
01:30:23,860 --> 01:30:25,940
Hey, Morton, you forgot something.

991
01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:29,260
Explain the game to him. He doesn't know
it.

992
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,360
Why don't you do it? All right.

993
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:33,700
It's real simple, Tom.

994
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,240
As soon as you touch that gun, he's
gonna kill you.

995
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:38,680
Right, Morton?

996
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:40,200
Yeah, that's it.

997
01:30:42,210 --> 01:30:43,710
Without giving me time to pick it up.

998
01:30:44,190 --> 01:30:45,970
As you touch it, he draws.

999
01:30:47,330 --> 01:30:48,330
That's ridiculous.

1000
01:30:48,650 --> 01:30:52,430
I've never had a gun in my hand in my
life, and he's stupid enough to kill me.

1001
01:30:54,910 --> 01:30:56,510
Afraid? What's that?

1002
01:30:56,830 --> 01:30:57,830
Are you scared?

1003
01:30:58,410 --> 01:30:59,950
Of course I'm scared.

1004
01:31:02,610 --> 01:31:06,710
Then get out of town fast.

1005
01:31:07,510 --> 01:31:09,330
I wouldn't think of doing that.

1006
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,580
Marvelous, Morton. Morton, very good.

1007
01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:27,500
You're an excellent marksman. Very good.

1008
01:31:28,340 --> 01:31:29,580
Is the show over?

1009
01:31:30,260 --> 01:31:31,980
I said, bend down now.

1010
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:33,340
Pick up that gun.

1011
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:35,000
You think I'm mad?

1012
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:40,940
Why, you... Come

1013
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:48,400
on,

1014
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:49,440
let's go. That's enough.

1015
01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:56,750
Next time I'll kill you. All right, go
for now.

1016
01:32:02,130 --> 01:32:04,850
Hey, you're scared out of his pants if
you ask me.

1017
01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:06,250
Hey, wait a minute.

1018
01:32:08,370 --> 01:32:11,450
What happened?

1019
01:32:11,690 --> 01:32:15,250
Oh, nothing. He just said something
about you being scared or something like

1020
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:16,670
that. He was right.

1021
01:32:20,070 --> 01:32:21,070
Shall we go?

1022
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,460
It's embarrassing, but I'm afraid I have
to change my undergarments.

1023
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:25,740
Huh?

1024
01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:32,240
He weren't scared. He was terrified.
Yes, he was. Come on, Sturdy.

1025
01:32:36,660 --> 01:32:41,060
Son of a... You even shoot at solitaire.

1026
01:32:41,340 --> 01:32:44,220
That don't hurt nobody and helps the
game considerably.

1027
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:48,480
You ought to think about your health,
Tom, instead of playing around there

1028
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:49,219
them ants.

1029
01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,580
You're in trouble, boys.

1030
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:56,160
Big trouble the importance of these ants
will far outlive Morton. They can be

1031
01:32:56,160 --> 01:33:00,980
very useful to mankind Yeah, especially
since they don't know how to shoot Quiet

1032
01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:06,620
I'm trying to concentrate a Man as close
to his maker as you wouldn't cheat

1033
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:23,700
That moon.

1034
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:25,820
Yes, a good knife will hold up.

1035
01:33:26,020 --> 01:33:27,500
Is that all you can think of?

1036
01:33:27,940 --> 01:33:29,080
Well, a man's got to live.

1037
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:32,140
Why don't you chaps try earning your
bread like other human beings, hmm?

1038
01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:35,620
Oh, Tom, let's talk serious. What are
you going to do?

1039
01:33:36,780 --> 01:33:37,980
I shall stay right here.

1040
01:33:39,140 --> 01:33:43,060
I shall establish a model ranch, and you
three shall help me operate it.

1041
01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:44,680
Hmm.

1042
01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:48,220
Hey, hammer the brute.

1043
01:33:50,190 --> 01:33:51,950
Look here, even Morton works.

1044
01:33:52,230 --> 01:33:56,770
He may be a son of an unknown father,
but at least he works. He ain't working.

1045
01:33:57,210 --> 01:34:01,050
He's fixed to catch the biggest quarry
around here and ain't about to let you

1046
01:34:01,050 --> 01:34:02,150
snatch out his trap.

1047
01:34:02,450 --> 01:34:04,030
By quarry, he means your swamp.

1048
01:34:04,330 --> 01:34:05,330
Exactly.

1049
01:34:07,430 --> 01:34:11,810
I can see it now. As soon as they're
married, Austin will have an accident

1050
01:34:11,810 --> 01:34:14,210
Morton will take over the whole shebang.
What the devil are you talking about?

1051
01:34:14,490 --> 01:34:16,150
Wake up, son. It's late.

1052
01:34:16,630 --> 01:34:18,150
Yeah, wake up. I can't go to sleep.

1053
01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:20,340
Listen I

1054
01:36:24,810 --> 01:36:27,890
Please excuse the delay, but I simply
can't imagine what's gotten into him

1055
01:36:27,890 --> 01:36:28,890
today.

1056
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,500
Is something wrong, Candida?

1057
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:10,880
Tom, what I was afraid of has become a
reality, unfortunately.

1058
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:13,200
What happened?

1059
01:37:15,380 --> 01:37:16,380
Come, tell me.

1060
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:21,760
My father wants... wants me to marry
Morton.

1061
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,000
That's horrible.

1062
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:26,740
It's worse than that, but what can I do?

1063
01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:30,120
He says he's old and tired and wants a
man in the house.

1064
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,440
A strong, decisive man.

1065
01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:34,080
Who can keep the ranch going.

1066
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:40,840
And if this man, besides being a good
cattleman, would be my husband, he'd be

1067
01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:42,840
content. Yes, you can count on that.

1068
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:44,580
What? Nothing.

1069
01:37:45,980 --> 01:37:49,380
I'll speak to your father, and I'll
convince him. Oh, Tom, after what

1070
01:37:49,380 --> 01:37:50,139
in town?

1071
01:37:50,140 --> 01:37:53,960
Exactly. He must have understood the
stuff I made of. No, Tom, it wasn't

1072
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:54,960
to him at all.

1073
01:37:55,240 --> 01:37:59,400
Oh. For him, a man who doesn't... Oh,
chew tobacco.

1074
01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:04,540
Or spit 20 yards or shoot a hole in the
first tin can he finds underfoot.

1075
01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,320
Just isn't a man.

1076
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:10,240
Yes, but is he expert at shooting tins?

1077
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,580
Oh, Morton can hit anything, Tom.

1078
01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:16,480
Tins, lizards, why, even the crickets
keep quiet when they see him.

1079
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:20,840
In the oak trees, there's not a leaf
that hits the ground that doesn't have a

1080
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:21,980
hole in the middle of it.

1081
01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:27,780
Oh, Tom, my love, let's run away. Far
away, please.

1082
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,900
That's out of the question, my dear.

1083
01:38:30,300 --> 01:38:32,060
Then it's goodbye, now and forever.

1084
01:38:32,420 --> 01:38:34,180
I don't want to cry at your funeral.

1085
01:38:34,580 --> 01:38:36,900
But, Candida, there must be a way out.

1086
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:39,200
I know there is.

1087
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:41,580
Uh -huh, yes.

1088
01:38:42,020 --> 01:38:48,420
What? The answer is in the last rhyme of
the poem that you didn't finish when we

1089
01:38:48,420 --> 01:38:49,800
first met on the train.

1090
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:55,220
Smile, for your lover comes.

1091
01:38:55,480 --> 01:38:57,920
Your lover comes, prodigal.

1092
01:38:58,240 --> 01:38:59,480
You have given me love.

1093
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,440
Therefore I to you give love.

1094
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:05,180
Oh, unspeakable passion, love.

1095
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:12,900
Your lover comes.

1096
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:16,480
Prodigal, you have given me love.
Therefore I to you give love.

1097
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:18,540
Oh, unspeakable passion, love.

1098
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:24,820
Unspeakable passion, love.

1099
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,160
Oh!

1100
01:39:30,549 --> 01:39:33,210
Lord Byron knew everything, didn't he?

1101
01:39:34,710 --> 01:39:35,950
Not everything.

1102
01:39:40,110 --> 01:39:43,810
Anguishman, what a dirty job you left
us. Yeah, that's for dang sure.

1103
01:39:58,780 --> 01:40:00,780
Hey, you feel all right?

1104
01:40:04,620 --> 01:40:07,580
Oh, what speakable passion.

1105
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:11,840
Love. What the hell's the matter with
that kid now?

1106
01:40:35,820 --> 01:40:36,820
Bloody thing. Hey,

1107
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:41,340
that should do the trick, right?

1108
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:45,820
Don't know what changed your mind, Tom,
but it must be a damn good reason.

1109
01:40:46,620 --> 01:40:47,900
You said it, kid.

1110
01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:49,420
You're damn tooting.

1111
01:40:50,300 --> 01:40:55,960
I shall crush Clayton Morton like a
violet between the pages of a book of

1112
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:56,960
poetry.

1113
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:01,380
Actions speak louder than words. Take
that.

1114
01:41:01,780 --> 01:41:03,380
All right, what do we start?

1115
01:41:03,950 --> 01:41:06,090
What do you mean, when do we start? Now.

1116
01:41:06,550 --> 01:41:10,030
Well, then, damn it, get out of those
city clothes and dress like a man for a

1117
01:41:10,030 --> 01:41:11,030
change.

1118
01:41:11,050 --> 01:41:13,870
Ridiculous. I'm not going to a
masquerade.

1119
01:41:14,090 --> 01:41:15,090
Tom.

1120
01:41:16,910 --> 01:41:19,230
Tom, Fitz, Phil, Moore.

1121
01:41:20,250 --> 01:41:22,390
These are the clothes of your father.

1122
01:41:23,330 --> 01:41:26,210
He wore them in the last holdup we
pulled together.

1123
01:42:00,620 --> 01:42:03,100
I wonder what it was that made him
change his mind about things.

1124
01:42:03,620 --> 01:42:05,040
Well, it wouldn't be Morton.

1125
01:42:19,340 --> 01:42:26,280
Now, that boy sure looks like his
father.

1126
01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:28,300
Come here, Tom.

1127
01:42:31,980 --> 01:42:33,540
The Englishman all over again.

1128
01:42:40,940 --> 01:42:41,940
Mm -hmm.

1129
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,860
Hmm. Them pants fit you like a glove.

1130
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:52,860
Well, except they're a little bit loose
in the seat. Well, if you happen to sit

1131
01:42:52,860 --> 01:42:55,040
in them, it's better that they're not
too tight.

1132
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,340
All right, let's think about the job.

1133
01:42:58,100 --> 01:42:59,700
I'll teach you how to bust them up.

1134
01:43:00,220 --> 01:43:03,500
Monkey, he'll explain why there's so
many optimists in the graveyard.

1135
01:43:04,020 --> 01:43:05,880
And Holojo, we're about the rest.

1136
01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:07,680
Well, I'm ready.

1137
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:09,960
All right, there's one thing you gotta
remember.

1138
01:43:10,760 --> 01:43:13,880
Never forget the reason why you're
fighting.

1139
01:43:16,660 --> 01:43:18,660
What you grinning at?

1140
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:22,600
Let's begin.

1141
01:43:22,780 --> 01:43:27,040
The first thing, never trust anybody,
even your best friend.

1142
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,620
You got it? Got it.

1143
01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:30,160
You're real sure?

1144
01:43:30,260 --> 01:43:31,640
Sure. Put her there.

1145
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:36,760
That was unfair.

1146
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:41,720
Exactly. You know, you don't have to
block with your chin, Tom. You can

1147
01:43:41,720 --> 01:43:42,720
use your arms.

1148
01:43:46,160 --> 01:43:47,400
Don't be too rough on him.

1149
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:48,600
All right.

1150
01:44:07,079 --> 01:44:10,280
Get mad, damn it. And remember why
you're mad.

1151
01:44:10,540 --> 01:44:11,540
Now, come on.

1152
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:14,700
That's right. Now you're getting there.

1153
01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:16,760
Block like I told you.

1154
01:44:17,860 --> 01:44:21,240
I didn't tell you to swing like that.

1155
01:44:21,620 --> 01:44:22,980
You never trust anybody.

1156
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:25,680
Come and get it.

1157
01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:42,200
I'll get through with him.

1158
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,720
You all take over, huh?

1159
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:52,820
Hey, where are you going, Bull?

1160
01:44:54,240 --> 01:44:55,460
I'll be going for a spell.

1161
01:44:56,260 --> 01:44:58,440
You get back to work. Time's running
out.

1162
01:44:58,820 --> 01:45:02,380
Them damn ants are behaving like ants.
What ants are you talking about?

1163
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:03,660
The worst kind.

1164
01:45:04,380 --> 01:45:07,940
I suppose it's useless to ask what
exactly he means, son. You're getting

1165
01:45:07,940 --> 01:45:08,940
every day, son.

1166
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:10,700
See you.

1167
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,240
Take care. Good luck.

1168
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:15,500
Okay,

1169
01:45:16,340 --> 01:45:17,720
Junior. Let's get started.

1170
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:20,880
You know what an optimist is?

1171
01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:22,100
Yes, of course.

1172
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:25,980
A fellow stretched out in a coffin with
his hands across his belly. So keep your

1173
01:45:25,980 --> 01:45:26,980
eyes and ears open.

1174
01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:31,280
Now set that holster there snug up
against your leg with a tie down.

1175
01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:33,960
Should I tie it in a bow?

1176
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:36,620
Yeah, tie it in a bow.

1177
01:45:41,090 --> 01:45:42,090
Hmm?

1178
01:45:43,630 --> 01:45:44,630
Hmm.

1179
01:45:45,550 --> 01:45:46,550
Ready.

1180
01:45:57,150 --> 01:45:59,110
What are you glaring at me like that
for?

1181
01:45:59,990 --> 01:46:02,370
Two ways of making a fellow sweat.

1182
01:46:03,290 --> 01:46:06,950
Look at him like you're gonna end his
days on Earth now like this.

1183
01:46:10,540 --> 01:46:11,540
Or smile.

1184
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:16,620
Like you're so damn sure of yourself
that you ain't worried none at all.

1185
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:18,640
Clear?

1186
01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:20,600
Yes, Cliff.

1187
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:21,640
Okay, try.

1188
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,020
I

1189
01:46:26,020 --> 01:46:34,380
think

1190
01:46:34,380 --> 01:46:35,560
you'd better smile, Tom.

1191
01:46:36,740 --> 01:46:37,920
I think it's better to.

1192
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:39,460
Now watch the draw.

1193
01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:46,620
As you draw, pull back the hammer. To
gain time. Exactly.

1194
01:46:48,800 --> 01:46:49,800
It's very simple.

1195
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:51,580
Yeah, huh? Yes.

1196
01:46:51,860 --> 01:46:53,960
Speed plus action equals X plus Y.

1197
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:57,780
Or power developed which you cannot
detect because the energy factor is

1198
01:46:57,780 --> 01:46:58,780
to us.

1199
01:46:58,820 --> 01:47:00,440
Uh -huh. Sounds about right.

1200
01:47:01,620 --> 01:47:03,720
Shoot at that. The block over there.

1201
01:47:07,220 --> 01:47:08,220
No.

1202
01:47:08,980 --> 01:47:10,360
I'll hit that tin can.

1203
01:47:11,420 --> 01:47:12,420
Yeah?

1204
01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:13,960
Yes.

1205
01:47:18,940 --> 01:47:20,340
It was an accident.

1206
01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:26,420
Son,

1207
01:47:29,220 --> 01:47:33,020
you ain't told us all there is to know
about you. It's quite simple, really.

1208
01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:35,100
Yeah? It is, huh?

1209
01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:38,300
Well, just try shooting without aiming.

1210
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:39,560
Yeah.

1211
01:47:41,100 --> 01:47:42,960
Theoretically, I would be able to hit
it. Yeah.

1212
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:44,520
Yes, theoretically.

1213
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:51,860
If you aim your finger in a direction,
or at an object, the finger goes exactly

1214
01:47:51,860 --> 01:47:52,960
in the direction indicated.

1215
01:47:53,620 --> 01:47:57,360
In our case, the pistol barrel replaces
the finger, understand?

1216
01:47:58,020 --> 01:47:59,020
Uh -huh.

1217
01:47:59,160 --> 01:48:00,160
Uh -huh.

1218
01:48:00,720 --> 01:48:02,980
Now try and aim your finger at the tin
can. Let's see.

1219
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:07,540
Have a look.

1220
01:48:13,570 --> 01:48:14,870
My God, you're right.

1221
01:48:15,350 --> 01:48:16,350
You see?

1222
01:48:16,630 --> 01:48:17,630
He's right.

1223
01:48:22,030 --> 01:48:24,010
Of course, it requires a great deal of
practice.

1224
01:48:24,870 --> 01:48:26,470
That's what I told you, didn't I?

1225
01:48:26,830 --> 01:48:27,830
Practice.

1226
01:48:40,810 --> 01:48:44,370
Iris, these shoes I bought from you are
killing me. How are you? Hello, Iris.

1227
01:48:44,590 --> 01:48:47,110
What about a drink? Not here. Let's sit
down.

1228
01:48:47,310 --> 01:48:48,310
I'm tired as hell.

1229
01:48:50,630 --> 01:48:52,550
I want my money back on the shoes. What?

1230
01:48:53,630 --> 01:48:54,630
What's wrong?

1231
01:48:54,650 --> 01:48:56,910
Miss Maureen, I've been upstairs.

1232
01:48:57,930 --> 01:48:58,930
Poor fellow.

1233
01:48:59,810 --> 01:49:01,910
Well, how did things go in Phoenix?

1234
01:49:03,310 --> 01:49:05,250
Well, just like you said, it was him,
all right.

1235
01:49:06,670 --> 01:49:09,690
I recognized him the minute I laid eyes
on him.

1236
01:49:10,540 --> 01:49:15,400
He took off without paying Irene. And
two days later, I saw his face on a

1237
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:16,460
poster. Don't worry.

1238
01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:18,160
I'll see Irene gets the money.

1239
01:49:18,480 --> 01:49:19,480
Ah, forget it.

1240
01:49:19,740 --> 01:49:20,740
How's our boy?

1241
01:49:21,080 --> 01:49:22,620
Well, he should be ready by now.

1242
01:49:23,740 --> 01:49:25,000
Considering who he has for tea.

1243
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:29,920
Take one up, Kirsten.

1244
01:49:42,390 --> 01:49:44,070
Yep. Smart fellow, that dude.

1245
01:49:44,490 --> 01:49:47,970
Well, now, that was nothing else he
could do, so he made up his mind.

1246
01:49:48,370 --> 01:49:50,310
I'll come and say goodbye when he
leaves.

1247
01:49:50,790 --> 01:49:51,790
You do that.

1248
01:50:01,170 --> 01:50:03,010
Hey, when the devil are we leaving?

1249
01:50:04,430 --> 01:50:05,409
You there.

1250
01:50:05,410 --> 01:50:06,850
If you're leaving, get aboard.

1251
01:50:07,850 --> 01:50:08,850
Shut up and wait.

1252
01:50:09,690 --> 01:50:10,690
What did he say?

1253
01:50:11,070 --> 01:50:12,070
Shut up.

1254
01:50:29,850 --> 01:50:30,850
Well,

1255
01:50:32,250 --> 01:50:33,250
here's the plan.

1256
01:51:02,320 --> 01:51:03,320
Excuse us, huh?

1257
01:51:03,520 --> 01:51:05,940
Thank you. Coach is waiting for us.

1258
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:17,900
Well, make up your mind.

1259
01:51:18,420 --> 01:51:19,580
Shut up and wait.

1260
01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:24,040
Inside, Ollie. Come on, scat. Disappear.

1261
01:51:53,000 --> 01:51:54,000
They're waiting for you.

1262
01:51:58,900 --> 01:52:00,240
You're the one who's leaving.

1263
01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:01,600
I'm staying here.

1264
01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:02,880
What'd you say?

1265
01:52:03,440 --> 01:52:04,440
You heard me.

1266
01:52:04,660 --> 01:52:05,660
You're immortal?

1267
01:52:05,680 --> 01:52:06,700
Yeah, just fine.

1268
01:52:33,100 --> 01:52:34,100
Oh, Dad.

1269
01:52:35,440 --> 01:52:36,440
Dot them.

1270
01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:37,700
Morton will kill him.

1271
01:52:38,440 --> 01:52:40,120
Not if he decides to get on that stage.

1272
01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:57,240
You've got ten seconds to lower your
tail and get out of here.

1273
01:52:58,140 --> 01:53:00,040
This time I'll kill you more.

1274
01:53:04,780 --> 01:53:05,780
Well, fine.

1275
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:07,640
Why don't you try?

1276
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:20,000
I'll turn around.

1277
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:21,920
It'll be easier for you.

1278
01:53:52,070 --> 01:53:53,070
Bullseye.

1279
01:54:04,850 --> 01:54:07,350
Bullseye. Come on now, Morton, don't you
stand there.

1280
01:54:08,080 --> 01:54:09,540
I've only got one bullet left.

1281
01:54:11,220 --> 01:54:14,920
Well, are you going to take that
stagecoach or not?

1282
01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:25,660
Perhaps this trick will help you make up
your mind, huh?

1283
01:54:27,020 --> 01:54:28,880
On signal, throw him the gun.

1284
01:54:43,180 --> 01:54:45,420
You know, Dad, Tom is the Viscount.

1285
01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:49,880
Forget it, Morton. He's a Viscount.

1286
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:52,520
See here, old man.

1287
01:54:53,540 --> 01:54:55,620
You keep your mouth shut.

1288
01:55:05,360 --> 01:55:07,080
Don't you want to continue, Morton?

1289
01:55:08,060 --> 01:55:10,560
Without the guns, if you've got the
guts.

1290
01:55:23,020 --> 01:55:25,400
I'm going to flatten you like a
bookmark.

1291
01:55:31,580 --> 01:55:32,100
I

1292
01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:39,080
try a different

1293
01:55:39,080 --> 01:55:41,480
tactic. That one doesn't work.

1294
01:58:26,410 --> 01:58:28,030
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah.

1295
01:58:29,470 --> 01:58:33,090
How much does he owe you? Ten dollars,
but forget it.

1296
01:58:33,990 --> 01:58:34,990
Uh -uh.

1297
01:58:35,510 --> 01:58:36,730
She says forget it.

1298
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:29,460
It's a going away present.

1299
02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:30,760
Hey, what's that?

1300
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:35,480
Tom, it's sort of a ticket for our
friend here to get lost.

1301
02:01:35,780 --> 02:01:36,780
Yeah.

1302
02:01:39,440 --> 02:01:40,440
Well.

1303
02:01:40,760 --> 02:01:41,760
Well, that's it.

1304
02:01:43,060 --> 02:01:44,540
Hey, you knew he was wanted.

1305
02:01:45,020 --> 02:01:46,460
Well, you know how it is.

1306
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:48,580
Why didn't you tell me?

1307
02:01:50,800 --> 02:01:56,700
Well, we just wanted to make sure you
could handle it all by yourself. That's

1308
02:01:56,700 --> 02:01:57,700
why.

1309
02:02:15,770 --> 02:02:17,110
Well, I've changed.

1310
02:02:17,310 --> 02:02:19,990
Now it's up to you chaps to change too.
Let's go home.

1311
02:02:24,590 --> 02:02:28,090
Tom, we're pulling out, boy.

1312
02:02:30,060 --> 02:02:31,120
The ants have arrived, huh?

1313
02:02:31,580 --> 02:02:33,020
Yeah, that's right, sir.

1314
02:02:36,940 --> 02:02:37,940
Stop dreaming.

1315
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:42,640
This is 1880. You can't evade progress
forever. The West... Well, the West is

1316
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:43,640
finished.

1317
02:02:44,200 --> 02:02:48,660
Son, as long as we can see a sunset,
there'll be a West.

1318
02:02:50,060 --> 02:02:52,120
I guess we're going to have to follow
that sunset.

1319
02:02:53,900 --> 02:02:56,100
I wish you were right.

1320
02:02:57,520 --> 02:02:58,780
But I'm sure you'll come back.

1321
02:02:59,020 --> 02:03:00,020
We'll work together.

1322
02:03:00,720 --> 02:03:04,720
You sure got a nail in your head about
that, ain't you? I'll be waiting for

1323
02:03:05,680 --> 02:03:06,579
Let's go.

1324
02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:08,960
Here, hold 34 while I get on my horse.

1325
02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:16,080
Goodbye.

1326
02:03:38,670 --> 02:03:40,110
in the promised land, Tom.

1327
02:03:50,390 --> 02:03:51,690
Let's pick bluebells.