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♪ Ah ah, ah ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

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♪ Ah ah, ah ah, ah-ah

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Oh, careful.

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You was almost about
to have to buy me dinner.

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There we go.

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Um, how long have
you been with the FBI?

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Three whole months.

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In case y'all didn't notice,
I'm Black.

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So all this harsh light
y'all got me under,

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it's gonna be a problem.

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Y'all got a diffuser or
something you can put on this?

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If not, you can dial down
the key light

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and bring it
a little closer.

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'Cause it's either that
or I'm gonna have to wipe

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some Vaseline
on the lens.

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Wow, you really know
your stuff.

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I used to be a high school
guidance counselor.

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So I had my share
of substitute teaching

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the media arts department.

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How about I just help
y'all out?

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Uh, actually, that's not kosher
with the union...

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So, you're a rookie?

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Probationary agent.

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But even though
I'm relatively new to it,

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I've seen some crazy things.

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Like the Laughlin
investigation?

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Yeah.

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That one shook me.

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Good morning.

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Good to see you again.
Thanks for doing this.

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You ready to just
jump right in?

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Let's do it.

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Tell me about the day you found
the body in the hills.

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It was the morning I started
filming my reality show--

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Wait.
You have a reality show?

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Oh, when you got a money-maker
like this

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and a life like mine,

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it demands documentation.

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I'm shooting
the pilot episode myself.

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Wow.
And what's it called?

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<i>7-Adam-9,
Nichols Canyon,</i>

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<i>report of a mudslide
blocking the road.</i>

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There was a heavy rain
last night.

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So, like, almost an inch.

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When water falls
from the sky here,

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the city of angels becomes
a city of demons.

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But not today.

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Not on "Smitty's Streets."

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Holy

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The name of the victim
was Dante Smith.

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He was a missing persons.

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Disappeared about eight months
before his body was found.

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But the mystery was, I mean,
he'd only been dead

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for less than 24 hours.

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We didn't know where he'd been
for all that time.

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What did you know about him?

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The poor boy came to L.A.
with a dollar and a dream,

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hoping to become an actor.

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But
let's just say,

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he wasn't very realistic
about his talents.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey.
And I--

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What?
That's mean.
You don't have to say that.

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What?
You know he w--
h-he wasn't that good.

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Simone, he's dead.

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Listen, I am sorry
that the boy is dead,

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but he had no business
trying to act.

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That's the bottom line. Mnh.

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Dante Smith, reading
for the role of Bartender.

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Hey, here's your rum and Coke.

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You always order dad drinks?

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Uh, the Bartender instantly
regrets saying that.

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Hope she didn't hear him.

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♪ Yo, yo

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♪ Make some noise,
repeat after me ♪

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♪ To be or not to be, my G

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♪ That's the question

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52% of men

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suffer from some form
of erectile dysfunction.

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He had two puncture wounds
on his neck.

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He died from exs--
He--

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Um...

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Oh, man,
I can't say that word.

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Exsanguination.

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It means the victim died
of blood loss.

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And how did you
determine that?

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Well, blood coagulates
after death, you see,

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and you usually you see livor
mortis within a few hours--

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it presents itself
like bruising,

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mostly in
the lower extremities.

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But in this case,
there was none.

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Which means whoever killed him
drained the body of blood.

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That's right.

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The murderer was a vampire.

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I knew I had to bring
the Feds in.

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They have an agent
who's an expert in the field.

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Before I joined the FBI,
I-I played, uh,

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vampire detective
Stoker Ramsey

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for six years
on "Vampire Cop."

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Oh, damn, Stoker.
You look deader than our victim.

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Ugh. Don't remind me.

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What do we got?

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Name's Lars Cross. He's a coder
for a tech startup--

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a ride share app
that went public last week.

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Looks like their IPO wasn't
the only thing making a killing.

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I got coffins
bigger than this.

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What's a successful coder doing
living in a place like this?

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Let's see if your blood memory
will help us find out.

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Ready?

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Yeah.

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Stoker?

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What did you see?

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Killer came for his phone.

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Let's get a warrant
for his cell records.

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But that doesn't
make me an "expert."

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What did I tell you
about dimming your shine?

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Stop it.
Okay, l-let me just say this.

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My boy here
was a method actor...
Mm-hmm.

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...so he learned everything

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there is to know
about bloodsuckers.

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Read every book, uh,
went to Transylvania--

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Tell them, B.

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He even got nominated
for two People's Choice Awards,

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and remember when you won
that MTV Award for Best Kiss?

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Yeah. I-I-I do.

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Uh, so, yeah, I-I know a lot
about vampiric lore.

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Um... happy? Okay.

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So, uh,
when Officer Smitty called me,

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I-I took it straight
to our boss.

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Tell me about
the Special Investigative Unit?

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It's a pilot program
of my design.

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I hand-picked this squad
in order to create

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a fast-moving,
problem-solving unit.

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And one of the perks
is I choose my own cases,

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and this one was right
up our alley.

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And why was that?

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Well, the body was found
in a section of the canyon

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that is federal land,
and that's our jurisdiction.

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Plus, it was also not
your run-of-the-mill homicide,

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so it needed serious
outside-the-box thinkers
in order to solve it.

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Are your cellphones
off just in case?

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Y-- Uh, yeah. We're good.
We're good to go.

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Okay, great.
Then let's go.
Mm-hmm.

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What were your first impressions
of the victim?

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Uh, well, the victim
had old bruises,

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collapsed veins, and track marks
all over his arms--

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telltale signs
of intravenous drug use.

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I-I'm a profiler
by training,

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and I built a preliminary theory
that Dante had developed

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a serious drug habit
and lived on the streets,

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which, of course, would explain
his eight-month disappearance.

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But we had to throw that theory
out once the report came back

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from Dante's tox screen.

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Yeah, he had no signs
of any drugs in his system.

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In fact, at the time
of his death,

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Dante
was in perfect health.

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Were you able to build a profile
of who the killer might've been?

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No.

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Not at that time.

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You investigated Dante's death,

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and your unit never
gave credence

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to the possibility
of a supernatural suspect?

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Supernatural?

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You mean like vampires
or something, right?

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Is that--
You said you built a team
of outside-the-box thinkers.

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Did you
at least consider it?

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Okay, let's,
uh-- let's play your game.

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In any vampiric folklore, hmm,
when has a bloodsucker

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ever kidnapped someone
for eight months

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and then-- only then--
drank their blood?

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So that's a no,
you never considered it?

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No. I didn't.

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Perhaps you should have.

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Tell me, Brendon,
why didn't you disclose

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that you had a conflict
of interest in the case?

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A conflict of in--
interest?

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Uh, no, I-I don't.

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W-What are you talking
about?

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Brendon knew
the murder victim.

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We have a photo.
What?

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Let me see that.

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This was taken at a nightclub
about a year ago.

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There's you, and there's
Dante Smith, the victim.

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Huh.
That is him, B.

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Yeah, that's weird.
I-I never met him.

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You sure about that?

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Uh... yeah.

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I mean, if he said he--
he doesn't know him,
he doesn't know him.

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Right, that's a picture of
a drunken me at a nightclub

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and another guy.

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So, you know, it's a good
old-fashioned...

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Coincidence.coincidence.

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That was no coincidence.

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Brendon Acres
isn't who he claims to be.

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Then who is he?

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A corpse with the blood
of human victims

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coursing through his body.

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Have you seen
"Vampire Cop"?

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No way an actor
could be that convincing.

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This ends tonight, Albus.

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If you were a smart man,
you'd get out of the way.

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Too bad
I'm not a smart man.

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What are you?

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Justice.

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Had to learn the hard way--

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crime sucks.

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No way that's an act.
Brendon is the real thing.

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Is my son a real vampire?

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Well,
I'll tell you one thing--

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his mom was a complete
horror show

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who drained me financially.

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So there's nothing
that supports the accusations

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that Brendon is, in fact,
a vampire?

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Well, since I knew
you'd be asking,

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I brought his baby teeth.

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Look at those canines
right there.

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That little ragamuffin could
tear through a steak at age 2.

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Okay, okay. What are you doing?
What are you do--

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I'm telling--
telling the truth.
Okay, that's enough.

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That's enough.
Please. Thank you.

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That's a wrap.
That's a wrap. Okay.

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Let's go. Okay.

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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,635
What are you doing?
Okay, I'm-- I'm--

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00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,907
I'm leaning into
the controversy.
You can't just make
that stuff up.

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People are gonna believe it.
People are gonna believe it.

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00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,577
Let's go.
Well, listen,
it's great TV, man.

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Let's--
It'll put you back
in the zeitgeist.

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I don't want to be
in the zeitgeist.

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Yeah, okay.
And where did you get
these teeth?

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00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,821
Uh, I know a guy.
What?

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You want some?
Ew.

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How do you respond
to allegations

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that Brendon Acres
is a vampire?

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Um, well, as Brendon's
training agent,

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and as a rational
human being,

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I can confirm
he's not a vampire.

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My ex-wife grew up
in New Orleans,

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and I worked there
for years,

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so I've heard all
of the vampire lore,

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and these are
just stories.

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Zero evidence
it's even possible.

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Hmm.

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Hmm?
Did you say, "Hmm"?

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Yeah. Just interesting hearing
such skepticism,

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from someone who believes in, um...

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Bigfoot.
Well, that's different.

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Bigfoot's real.

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Unh-unh.

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Whatever you do,
don't get Carter started

249
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,192
talking about Skookum.

250
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,559
Well, the thing
about Bigfoot is--

251
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,787
You know, I really think that
we should just stay on topic.

252
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,904
You know,
about the murder.

253
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,526
Okay, but...
let's pick this up later?

254
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,202
Uh, yeah.

255
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,402
Okay, anyway,
statistically speaking,

256
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,714
murderers usually bury
and dump bodies

257
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,777
in places they know,
live, or frequent.

258
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:19,076
So we began the investigation
where Dante's body was found.

259
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,379
And after canvassing
the neighborhood, we, uh,

260
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,081
spoke to several residents
who all pointed to one man.

261
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,554
Anders Huxley.

262
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,322
Uh, he had an extensive
rap sheet--

263
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,791
assault, battery,
public intoxication.

264
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,361
Word was Mr. Huxley
only went out at night--

265
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,631
which is an opportune time
to bury a body.

266
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,029
So we paid him a visit.

267
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,101
Though, in retrospect,
we probably should have waited

268
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,141
until daylight.
Mm, yes.

269
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,079
Alright.

270
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,578
Is that blood?

271
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,494
Yeah, that's blood.

272
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,886
Door's ajar.

273
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,118
Does the blood give us PC
to go inside?

274
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,663
Someone may be in imminent
danger, so, yeah, it does.

275
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,202
FBI!
Anyone in there?

276
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,137
Mr. Huxley?
Anyone here?

277
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,010
Carter. More blood.

278
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,480
Let's go up.

279
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,621
Good?

280
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,098
Is he breathing?

281
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,599
Is he dead?

282
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,840
I don't know.

283
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,136
Mr. Huxley?

284
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,408
Oh, my God!
FBI!

285
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,147
Oh, my God!

286
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,476
FBI!
Hands where we can see them!

287
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,480
I mean, none of us
really believed Anders

288
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,752
was actually a vampire.

289
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,791
Pale skin, sharp teeth,
red eyes--

290
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,186
He did have some attributes
that might lead one to assume

291
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,620
he was a creature
of the night.

292
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,534
Am I being SWAT-ed?

293
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,556
I've read about this.

294
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,102
People make a fake 911 call
as a prank

295
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,168
to get the cops
to raid a house.

296
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,197
It's not a prank.

297
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,671
Why are you here?

298
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,699
We just wanted to ask a few
questions about a murder victim

299
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,144
we found near here.

300
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,769
Let me guess.

301
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,684
All the neighbors said
it was me.

302
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:34,577
Just because I'm different, it
doesn't mean that I'm a killer.

303
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,721
I have porphyria.

304
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,516
It's been called
"vampire's disease."

305
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,848
It's like a blood disorder
that affects the skin.

306
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,164
But you know more about it.
T-Tell him, B.

307
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,656
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, porphyria--

308
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,127
people with this condition have
a severe aversion to sunlight.

309
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,928
Also, it can lead
to gum recession,

310
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,030
so the--
the teeth show more.

311
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,332
They look like--
you know, like fangs.

312
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,104
And then tell him about
Count Dracula.

313
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,573
Yeah, the Romanian Prince
Vlad the Impaler,

314
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,871
a.k.a. Vlad Dracula,
Count Dracula--

315
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,614
he-- he apparently
had porphyria.

316
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,339
Left untreated,
it-- it-- it causes,

317
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:08,484
uh, massive, uh, paranoia, hallucinations.

318
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,651
Vlad apparently thought everyone
was, like, after him.

319
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:14,250
So he would just
kill them first.

320
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,794
And is that
why you thought Anders Huxley

321
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,618
killed Dante Smith?

322
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,285
I didn't kill anyone.

323
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,803
And an unfounded allegation
does not give you the right

324
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,425
to charge into my home.

325
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,371
Well, we saw a trail of blood.
That's why we came in.

326
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,797
What happened
to your hand?

327
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,641
I caught it in an Uber door
this morning.

328
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,038
Blood everywhere.

329
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,270
So, why didn't you clean up
the blood?

330
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,284
I was just so damn
jet-lagged.

331
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,546
Turns out,
Huxley had an alibi.

332
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,075
Where were you
last night?

333
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,120
On a plane,
flying back from a work trip.

334
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,646
My condition means I try
to avoid being awake

335
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,893
when the sun is up.

336
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,017
You wouldn't believe what
our alleged vampire

337
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,263
did for a living.

338
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,131
I'm a children's book author
and illustrator.

339
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,470
Wait. You're the author of
"Alistair the Aye Aye"?

340
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,536
Yes, and I used to read
his books to my son, Isaiah,

341
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,165
when he was a kid.

342
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,271
Alistair was always teased
because he was different

343
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,643
from all the other animals.

344
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,040
But then he'd teach them
that differences

345
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,183
were what made each of them special.

346
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,779
Anders turned his own experience
of being ostracized

347
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,692
for his condition into
a hit children's book series.

348
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,985
So we apologized to Mr. Huxley
for the intrusion.

349
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:25,189
And he was really kind
and forgiving about
the whole mix-up,

350
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,932
just like Alistair the Aye Aye is.

351
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,956
He loves that book.

352
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,661
Uh, he even gave us
signed copies.

353
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,932
Yeah, that was nice.

354
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,765
Are federal employees allowed

355
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,396
to receive gifts?

356
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,808
So, Mr. Huxley wasn't a vampire
or the killer after all.

357
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,877
That is correct, which is why
we could officially put

358
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,345
this ridiculous vampire theory
to rest,

359
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,675
once the Medical Examiner
finished her report.

360
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,150
Is that when you realized

361
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,879
you might have a serial killer
on your hands?

362
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,053
Well, a body
completely drained of blood,

363
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,623
buried in the hills
above Nichols Canyon--

364
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,921
It-- It did.

365
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,562
It had commonality with the M.O.
of the Canyon Killer.

366
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,688
Great.
I mean, not great

367
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,163
it was a serial killer involved,

368
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,562
but great
that you had a lead.

369
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,503
Oh, no, no, no. There's just--
There's a problem here.

370
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,868
You see,
the Canyon Killer

371
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,736
couldn't have done it
because he's in prison.

372
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,335
Put there by one
of your own agents.

373
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,368
Isn't that right?
Yeah. That's right.

374
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,043
I caught
the Canyon Killer.

375
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,613
<i>We</i> caught
the Canyon Killer.

376
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,581
Ah, yes.
And you are?

377
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:24,250
Special Agent Mark Atlas. FBI.
Behavioral Science Unit.

378
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,751
We led the investigation together.

379
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,922
Which was built
on my profile.

380
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,019
She gave
some of the clues.

381
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,416
Okay, you gave
the important ones.

382
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,994
And what were the clues?

383
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,432
Well, the Canyon Killer's
first victims were found

384
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,998
in the Hollywood Hills
in the summer of 2018.

385
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,367
Uh, all victims had evidence
of being bound by the wrists,

386
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,737
and they were drained of blood
before they were buried.

387
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,835
So while Agent Atlas was focused
on the killer's M.O.,

388
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,878
I gathered details on the
victims and retraced their steps

389
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,435
before their time of death.

390
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,713
You both seem very pleased
with yourselves.

391
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,612
Do-- Do-- Do your colleagues
find that annoying?

392
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,286
Uh, I can be very passionate
about what I do.

393
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,416
That's a way to put it.
I take a lot of pride
in profiling.

394
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,161
Hmm.
Um, and some people may feel
like that steps on their toes,

395
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,857
but that's not my problem.

396
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,997
She's a little annoying.

397
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:12,125
The Canyon Killer
made national headlines.

398
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,972
I followed the story
in D.C.

399
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,336
I was calling my dad every night
to check in,

400
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,266
because Los Angeles was--
it was on edge.

401
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,972
Mm-hmm.
I mean, you were here
at that time, B.

402
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,543
Were you scared?
Oh, my God, yeah.

403
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,412
Me-- Me and my friends,
we stopped clubbing for weeks.

404
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,612
I mean, we fit
the victim's profile perfectly.

405
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,124
You know, like, young,
super hot guys

406
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,847
with, uh, h-hairless...

407
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,616
That sounded pretentious.
Can, uh--

408
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,022
Who cares?
No, it's--

409
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,263
Tell your truth.
If you're cute, you're cute.

410
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,629
Can you just--
If you're hot, you're hot,

411
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,927
and if you're not,
you're not.

412
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,198
Right.
So, we're gonna cut that?

413
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,296
Oh, yeah.
Leave it in.
Thank you.

414
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,497
Sure, no problem.
Leave it in. No.

415
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,528
I really like
that target on your wall.

416
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,674
Did you actually fire the
bullets that went through that,

417
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,309
or did you just stab it
with a pen and hang it up?

418
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,235
I, uh...

419
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,081
I won it in a raffle.

420
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,276
So, um, did you work
the Canyon Killer investigation?

421
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,880
I consulted with Laura
and Mark Atlas

422
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,422
on the Canyon Killer
task force.

423
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,487
It's where I first saw Laura
in action on a case,

424
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,086
and she was brilliant.

425
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,517
No stone left unturned.

426
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,693
Which is why I eventually
asked her to join my squad.

427
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,162
It was a complex profile.

428
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,461
You made it look easy.

429
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,702
Oh. You delivered
great evidence.

430
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,027
Thank you.

431
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,731
At first,
the Canyon killer

432
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,643
was meticulous, but then,
after the sixth body,

433
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,206
got sloppy.

434
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,535
- They all do.
- They all do.

435
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,843
Sorry, you go--
You want to go?

436
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,854
No, you go.

437
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,645
Well, you should start. Okay.

438
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,977
Um, where should we start?
The-- The victimology?

439
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,753
The victimology, yes. So--
Then you got to go.

440
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,491
Alright, well, we, um--
That's you.

441
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,917
We realized
that he was gregarious,

442
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,462
and probably attractive himself.

443
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,957
It's why he felt he could
approach his victims

444
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,358
with such ease.

445
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,160
He ran in the same circle
as they did.

446
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,632
And we figured he worked
in the service industry...
Mm-hmm.

447
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,341
...like many of his victims--
all aspiring actors or models.

448
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,735
And then on top of that,
all of his victims lived

449
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,037
or worked near
the Franklin corridor.

450
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,609
See? Just there.

451
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,909
And then
on the seventh murder...

452
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,810
Ohh.
...we caught a break.

453
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,552
Forensics discovered primo trace
evidence at that crime scene.

454
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,378
Mm-hmm.
Purple wig hair.

455
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,653
Yes, but not just
any purple wig.

456
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,992
This was a custom job
with real human hair

457
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,987
that had been
professionally dyed.

458
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,529
It was a signature headpiece.

459
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,555
That's what I thought.
Hollywood bull's-eye, baby.

460
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,460
Bam.
Is that a term?

461
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,062
Is that a thing, a real thing,
or are you just making that up?

462
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,973
Well, you know what I'm saying.
It's like a--
Like "nailed it."

463
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,425
Yeah, nailed it.
That's what I'm trying to say.

464
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,335
<i>Now, we've pulled over here
because you do not want to miss</i>

465
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,769
<i>what is on your right.</i>

466
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,743
<i>Across the street from
the famed Bronson Gate</i>

467
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,942
<i>is the apartment building
where Bela Lugosi,</i>

468
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,654
<i>the world's most famous Dracula,</i>

469
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,716
<i>died of a heart attack in 1956.</i>

470
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,645
<i>Now, Lugosi was found in his
bed, naked, clutching a script</i>

471
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,963
<i>to "The Final Curtain," a, uh,
movie he was set to star in</i>

472
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,926
<i>for schlock film maestro
Ed Wood.</i>

473
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,085
<i>Gulliver Farris?
We need to talk.</i>

474
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,370
<i>Hands behind your back.</i>

475
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,369
<i>Okay. FBI.
Put the phones down, please.</i>

476
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,312
<i>Thank you. We'll get you
on the road soon enough.</i>

477
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,708
Mm.
That was a good day.

478
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,779
Yeah, it was probably
one of our best. Mm.

479
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,608
We gave the victims' families
closure,

480
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,384
let the people of Los Angeles
rest their fears,

481
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,424
and put a monster
behind bars.

482
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,889
I'm an innocent man.

483
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,987
Of this current murder, perhaps.

484
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,759
But it's interesting how
Dante Smith died

485
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,757
in the exact same way
as you killed your victims.

486
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,700
Do you think you have
a copycat?

487
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,066
No. Because I've never killed anyone.

488
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,295
Ever.

489
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,701
What exactly
are you saying?

490
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,542
That I'm not
the Canyon Killer.

491
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,907
I've only been saying that
since my arrest.

492
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,376
Special Agent Laura Stensen
framed me.

493
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,005
I'm at the center

494
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,410
of the biggest FBI cover-up
since Bigfoot.

495
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:51,284
And-- And how's this for
your little, uh, TV program--

496
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,794
I have proof.

497
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,545
That's ridiculous.

498
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,124
Yes, of course he says
he's innocent.

499
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,462
- They all do.
- They all do.

500
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,097
I-I did not frame
Mr. Farris.

501
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,425
So you've said,

502
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,671
but I've seen the evidence,
and it's quite damning.

503
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,096
Which means the real killer
could still be out there.

504
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,541
And if he is, then the blood
of this newest victim--

505
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,068
well, that's on your hands.

506
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,008
Are you suggesting that
Special Agents Stensen and Atlas

507
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,483
framed a serial killer?

508
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,722
I'm just looking
for the truth.

509
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,516
No. No, you're not.

510
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,218
You're fishing
for provocative sound bites

511
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,519
that you can edit
out of context. Hmm?

512
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,122
Anything to make this little
documentary of yours, uh,

513
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,664
I don't know,
a bit more salacious.

514
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,031
This isn't some news mag
with gotcha questions.

515
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,869
I'm an award-winning
documentarian.

516
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,165
Film is my medium.
I deal in truth.

517
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,297
Yeah, right.

518
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,971
Look, I don't appreciate
what you're insinuating.

519
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,440
Especially when we have
the proof.

520
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,168
No, you don't.
We do.

521
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:50,013
Overwhelming evidence
that proves that Mr. Farris

522
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,939
was the one and only
Canyon Killer.

523
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,354
And how dare you, huh?

524
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,306
How dare you disparage
Laura Stensen's good name.

525
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,954
She is one the finest FBI agents
to ever carry the badge.

526
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,052
She's a train wreck.

527
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,023
My lawyer found evidence

528
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,122
that she was, uh,
mentally unstable

529
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,664
around the time
she arrested me.

530
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,259
<i>Wait, you've been screwing
my best friend behind my back</i>

531
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,361
<i>for months, and somehow
that's my fault?</i>

532
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,574
<i>No, I never want
to see your face again.</i>

533
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,326
<i>Do you hear me?
Never!</i>

534
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,944
<i>You're such a [bleep]</i>

535
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:22,337
<i>Get your stuff out of my condo
right now!</i>

536
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,941
<i>Do you hear me,
you piece of
Laur--</i>

537
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,579
<i>Maybe just relax
a second, okay?</i>

538
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,251
<i>I can't relax!
Ohh!</i>

539
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,922
<i>What, Kristal?!</i>

540
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,890
Do you really trust this woman
to catch a serial murderer

541
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,859
when she couldn't even
tell her own fiancé

542
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,228
was stepping out on her?

543
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:43,696
Agent Stensen was--
was too busy spiraling
to solve the case.

544
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,426
I'm the real victim here.

545
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,902
Okay, yes, fine.

546
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,699
At the time of Mr. Farris'
arrest,

547
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,601
my personal life
was... challenged,

548
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,874
but that in no way affected
my performance at work.

549
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,084
Not at all.

550
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,075
Of course it did.

551
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,577
She got fired from the BSU
right after her meltdown.

552
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:04,320
But to keep her from losing
her job, they conspired

553
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,986
and, uh, falsified evidence
against me.

554
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:11,016
Wait, <i>who</i> are
you saying conspired with her?

555
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,963
Special Agent Mark Atlas.

556
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,260
That's a wild accusation.

557
00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,401
Why would Agent Atlas
do that?

558
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,226
If it looks like a duck
and it quacks like a duck...

559
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,672
Those two FBI agents
are having sex.

560
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:26,139
Agent Atlas, did
you conspire with Agent Stensen

561
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,808
because of a secret
romantic relationship?

562
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,908
Nothing could be further
from the truth.

563
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,510
So you didn't cover
for Agent Stensen?

564
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,782
No. Of course not.

565
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,520
And are you having
a secret romance?

566
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,485
Okay, e-enough
with this tabloid BS. I--

567
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,985
Excuse me?

568
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,016
All of these questions
about our personal life--

569
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,691
it's utterly shameful. Hmm.

570
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,190
So, you're denying
your affair?

571
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,561
Can we just stop the cameras
from rolling right now?

572
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,630
I just need a minute.

573
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,798
You okay?
Yeah, fine.

574
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,456
Can you just come with me, please?

575
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,334
Uh... I'm gonna--
We can take a break.

576
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,132
Yeah. Thank you.

577
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,904
Just-- Yeah.

578
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,403
Keep rolling.

579
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,146
But we are having sex.

580
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,448
We could be having
more sex.

581
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,929
Just tell them
that then.

582
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,826
Okay. Well...

583
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,166
I do.
What?

584
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,141
I do have my mic on.

585
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,977
Uh-oh.

586
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,007
Excuse me, what?

587
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:43,221
My Atlas and--
and, uh, Laura.

588
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,215
I definitely didn't know that, no.

589
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,487
Why didn't he tell me?

590
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,815
Wait, did you know?

591
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,889
Yeah.
What?

592
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,920
I mean, I knew, yes.

593
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,964
A-And I am 100%
on Team Laura.

594
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,201
I mean,
she finally getting some.

595
00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,626
When you say romantically,
you mean like--

596
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,729
Somebody is jealous.

597
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,074
Huh.

598
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,769
And then the case of
the Mudslide Marauder took a--

599
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,372
Wait a second.
Mudslide Marauder?

600
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:08,643
No one calls it that.

601
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,041
On "Smitty's Streets"
they do.

602
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,883
Your claims of patsies
and copycat killers--

603
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,620
you know, it may help boost ratings,

604
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,885
but it's irresponsible to
cast aspersions on my people

605
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,485
and the FBI.

606
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:23,416
Dante Smith's murderer
wasn't the Canyon Killer,

607
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:25,422
and you know that.

608
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,594
So stop creating a narrative
that never existed.

609
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,704
It's lazy storytelling,
and you're better than that.

610
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,597
Fine.
You were saying?

611
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:36,699
The case of the
Mudslide Marauder took a turn.

612
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:50,119
So, the M.E. came in to work
that morning

613
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,216
to do the autopsy
on Dante Smith's body.

614
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,718
And, uh...
It was gone.

615
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,990
Body gone.

616
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,957
And last I checked, dead bodies
do not move themselves.

617
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,858
The undead do.

618
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,830
Officer Smitty,
what are you saying?

619
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,799
What everybody's thinking--
Dante, the victim,

620
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,128
took a turn--

621
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,973
became a vampire
and escaped.

622
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,799
Seriously? You're still on
the vampire thing?

623
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,510
That's not at all
what happened.

624
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,507
Earlier that morning,
someone broke into the morgue

625
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,779
and stole his body.

626
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:26,124
I suppose I could speculate
as to why someone would steal

627
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,288
a dead body from a morgue
before it had even been

628
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,687
autopsied and processed
for forensic evidence, but...

629
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,591
But the odds were, whoever
took him out... took him out.

630
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,700
So, your suspect
got away with Dante's body.

631
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,099
How did he pull that off?

632
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,370
Our subject was able to walk out
of the medical examiner's office

633
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:46,309
with Dante's body
by impersonating
a morgue attendant.

634
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,765
He was smart enough
to cover his face

635
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,244
from all
the surveillance cameras,

636
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:52,341
but not smart enough to cover
the license plate on his car.

637
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:55,984
Which was registered to our
body snatcher-- Jake Alpert.

638
00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,522
So my team went to go pay him
a visit.

639
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,719
Jake Alpert,
show us your hands.

640
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,064
Hey!

641
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,658
Cut him off
at the back.

642
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,203
Jake!

643
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,181
Where's Dante's body?

644
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,048
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

645
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:33,016
Carter,
check the freezer.

646
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,057
So who is Jake Alpert?

647
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:43,259
Jake moved to L.A.
from Montana five years ago.

648
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:47,332
Spent a year trying to make it
until a modeling scout

649
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,943
saw him working in a Jamba Juice
and plucked him from obscurity.

650
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,937
After that,
he was on a hot streak.

651
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,180
Emphasis on the hot.

652
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,075
Are you seriously trying to
deflect from your relationship

653
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,608
with Atlas like that?
What? No.

654
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,652
Who told you we were
in a relationship?

655
00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:06,591
Uh, really?

656
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,755
Jake was a, you know,
model on the rise.

657
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,485
Worked with all
the big fashion houses.

658
00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:13,629
At the height of his career,
he even dated Layla Laughlin.

659
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,885
Yeah.
The cosmetics maven?

660
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,004
Founder of
Untold Cosmetics

661
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,696
and the inventor of
de León Miracle Cream.

662
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,468
The woman's an icon.

663
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:43,416
De León Miracle Cream.

664
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,262
Ageless.

665
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:46,727
Timeless.

666
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,555
Beautiful.

667
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,000
By me, Layla Laughlin.

668
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,465
Layla was a single mother,
working as a waitress

669
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,438
when she had a dream to start
her own beauty company.

670
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,808
I mean, she used to mix all
her products in her own kitchen,

671
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:06,409
and then sold them to local moms
out of the back of her minivan.

672
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:07,512
You admire her.

673
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,883
What's not to admire?
I mean, she took a risk.

674
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:13,092
She bet on herself,
built a Fortune 500 company,

675
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,385
all while raising
her son?
Hmm.

676
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,487
Plus, have you seen her?

677
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,429
The girl had looks, poise,

678
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,155
and always had
a young, hot boy on her side.

679
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,902
She was living her best life
for sure.

680
00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,868
And that life included...

681
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:29,167
Jake, until...

682
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,038
Until it didn't.
Didn't. Right.

683
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,867
Jake was riding high,
until the harsh realities

684
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,243
of the business brought
his dreams crashing down.

685
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:39,652
He hit 30, and his modeling
contracts dried up.

686
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:42,545
And Layla left him--
for Dante.

687
00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,048
That's right.

688
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,220
Dante was dating
Layla Laughlin

689
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,218
at the time
of his disappearance.

690
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,190
Hey, uh, you're not gonna wait
until like 40 minutes

691
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:52,829
into this thing to tell the
audience this part, are you?

692
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,325
I hate when docs
do that--

693
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,696
hold back information that the
investigators knew on day one.

694
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:57,755
Ugh. The worst.

695
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,333
Don't screw
with the audience.

696
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,071
I would never. Cool.

697
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,847
I was never
at the morgue.

698
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,889
Mm, but we saw you
in the security footage.

699
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,845
I have an evil twin.

700
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,253
Swear to God,
we barely even talk.

701
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,324
We have surveillance footage
of your vehicle.

702
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,263
That's not even my car.
It's registered to you.

703
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,328
Someone stole it.
We found the body
in your freezer.

704
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,357
I have an evil twin.

705
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,361
You tried that one already.

706
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,203
Oh, damnit.

707
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,400
Those improv classes were
a total waste of money.

708
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,708
Why were you so
confident about Jake Alpert?

709
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,877
Well, Jake Alpert had clear
motive to kill Dante Smith.

710
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,347
Jealousy because he was now
dating Layla Laughlin,

711
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,546
who dumped him.
Yeah. And stealing the body
shows consciousness of guilt.

712
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,319
But for a slam dunk, we needed
to tie him to the murder

713
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,849
with physical evidence.

714
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,023
And we were most definitely able
to do that.

715
00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:00,993
So, once we processed him,
we found traces of Dante's DNA.

716
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,263
Isn't that to be expected
since he moved the body?

717
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,732
Oh, DNA, yes.

718
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,730
But he actually had
Dante's blood on him.

719
00:31:06,732 --> 00:31:08,902
But Dante had been
completely drained of blood

720
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,141
before he was buried.

721
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,866
Exactly.
So, here's the thing--

722
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,081
we didn't just find Dante's
blood under his fingernails,

723
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,635
which is where most murderers
get caught.

724
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:22,714
We found traces of his blood
all over his hands and his arms

725
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,424
and his face
and his chest.

726
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,647
What,
did he bathe in it?

727
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:27,922
No.

728
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,790
It's even weirder, actually.

729
00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:32,259
Dante's blood
had been infused

730
00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:34,628
in his anti-aging
cosmetic cream.

731
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,126
Jake!

732
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,132
Layla Laughlin's
number-one-selling

733
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:45,544
anti-aging cosmetic cream,
de León,

734
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,537
was made of human blood--
our victim's blood.

735
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:53,811
I mean, I admire the woman
and all, but damn.

736
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,112
That's just...

737
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,924
Gross.
...nasty.

738
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,119
In all your years
at the Bureau,

739
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,121
have you ever seen anything
like this?

740
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,562
Well, let me think.
I don't know.

741
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,656
Uh, have I ever worked a case
where someone completely drained

742
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,758
the victim of their blood,
only to use it as an ingredient

743
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,661
in an anti-aging
cosmetic cream?

744
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,897
What do you think?

745
00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:18,872
Well, Elizabeth Bathory--
she was the first

746
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,940
female serial killer
in history.

747
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,379
The phrase "bathed in blood"
originated with her... Mm.

748
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:27,846
...because, supposedly,
she would drain her victims

749
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,516
and then washed herself
in their blood.

750
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:32,475
Wow.
Now, Elizabeth Bathory...

751
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,624
she had nothing
on Layla Laughlin.

752
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,860
And Layla got rich
while doing it.

753
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,255
De León Miracle Cream

754
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,857
grossed over $200 million
last year alone.

755
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:43,859
It's the signature product
in Untold Cosmetics.

756
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,262
Did you have
any theories at the time

757
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,134
as to why Layla targeted
her own boyfriend?

758
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,673
Uh, yes. It's because Dante
had an exceptionally rare

759
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,799
blood type-- Rhnull.

760
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,044
And what's that?

761
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,110
Rhnull is known as,
uh, "Golden Blood."

762
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,609
You know,
it's the rarest blood type.

763
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,110
Only 40 people
on the entire planet have it.

764
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,223
Well, make it 39 now.

765
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,875
Right. Yeah. So...

766
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,023
Anyway, most people have eight
common blood types--

767
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,689
you know, O positive,
O negative,

768
00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,457
A positive, et cetera.

769
00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,356
But what most people don't know
is that there's actually,

770
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,288
you know,
millions of blood types,

771
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,903
determined by the presence
or absence of certain antigens.

772
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:19,165
But there's also a protein
called the Rh factor,

773
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,195
which determines if your blood
is-- is positive

774
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,230
or-- or negative.

775
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,944
Most people
have some Rh factor.

776
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:27,705
But if you lack it entirely,
you're Rhnull.

777
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,906
You're
golden.

778
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:33,706
Damn.
How did you know all that?

779
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,082
"Vampire Cop," Season 4.

780
00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,751
Our Big Bad was--
was Golden Boy,

781
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,778
the vamp who only fed
on Rhnull blood.

782
00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:43,064
He became invincible, killed my
character in the cliffhanger.

783
00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:45,685
I-I regenerated and came back
the next season, but...

784
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,261
You said you watched
every episode.

785
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,259
That was a whole--
That was a whole story line.

786
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,861
Yep. I-I did.

787
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,203
And you--

788
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,440
You were so good
on that show.

789
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,335
W-Wasn't he goo--
Have you ever seen it?

790
00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:01,337
So, we brought Ms. Laughlin in
for questioning.

791
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,440
We found that your
de León Miracle Cream

792
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,342
was infused
with Dante's blood.

793
00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:08,754
T-That's insane.

794
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,617
We agree.

795
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,146
But Dante was never
really missing.

796
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,522
You held him captive
for eight months,

797
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,521
all for
his rare blood.

798
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,923
What happened?
Went too far one day?

799
00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:20,094
Took too much blood?

800
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:23,062
Did Dante go into shock
or just die of blood loss?

801
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,631
And then you buried him
in a shallow grave,

802
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,771
thinking nobody
would ever find him.

803
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,836
But what you didn't count on
was the mudslide

804
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:32,365
that caused Dante's body
to resurface.

805
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:40,347
You think that I killed Dante
for his blood?

806
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,846
We tracked
a $50,000 payment

807
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,448
from your company
to Jake Alpert.

808
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,120
Sounds to us that you hired him
to steal the body back

809
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,319
so the evidence against you
would never be discovered.

810
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:54,091
I had nothing to do with Dante's
murder or-- or any of this.

811
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:58,102
Ms. Laughlin,
I really looked up to you.

812
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,496
Single mom like myself,

813
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:03,569
getting her second act
at life.

814
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:08,309
You taught me the key to success
was helping others.

815
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,737
What happened
to that woman?

816
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:12,511
You're staring her in the face
right now,

817
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:16,981
and she is hoping that you're
good enough at your job

818
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:19,392
to find Dante's real killer.

819
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:24,055
Now, that's it for me.
I want my lawyer. Now.

820
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,425
We obtained a search warrant
and raided the lab

821
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:29,555
at Layla's company, looking for
proof of Dante's demise.

822
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:32,131
However,
it was squeaky-clean.

823
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,730
Layla's smart. Doing any sort
of experimental blood work

824
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:38,173
in her place of business
would raise too many red flags

825
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,710
and create
potential witnesses.

826
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:42,065
So we got a warrant
for her residence.

827
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:51,377
Ma'am, we have a warrant
to search the premises.

828
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,983
Is Ms. Laughlin here?

829
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,224
They're fighting.

830
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,490
Who is?

831
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:56,817
Ms. Laughlin
and Chance.

832
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,062
Who was Chance?

833
00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,656
Chance was Layla's son.

834
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,228
The boy genius.
More of a con man
if you ask me.

835
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,228
Talked his mother
into giving up control

836
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,800
of her own company
so he could run it.

837
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,737
Let us in.

838
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,744
So Layla's son was the one

839
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,410
putting Dante's blood
in the cosmetic cream?

840
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:17,438
Yeah.
That's right.

841
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,213
And after Carter and I
interviewed her,

842
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,451
Layla figured it out.

843
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,606
But instead of telling us
that her son

844
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:26,324
was the real-life vampire,
stealing that poor boy's blood,

845
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:28,248
she confronted him
on her own.

846
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,724
Which was a bad idea.

847
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,561
Yes, it was.
And by the time we got there,

848
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:33,788
it was already too late.

849
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,233
Stay right there.

850
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,532
FBI, drop it!

851
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,774
Do it, now!

852
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:45,039
Mom...?

853
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,136
Chance!

854
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:50,238
Put the gun down now.

855
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,610
I-I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.

856
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,483
I just...

857
00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:57,922
She's gonna be okay, right?

858
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,588
Right?

859
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,826
<i>Shock waves rippled
around the world</i>

860
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,158
<i>as cosmetics mogul
Layla Laughlin was shot</i>

861
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,833
<i>and killed in her Bel Air home
earlier today.</i>

862
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,103
<i>The alleged shooter, her son,
Chance Laughlin,</i>

863
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,972
<i>was arrested by FBI agents
at the scene.</i>

864
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:23,381
<i>In related news, Laughlin's
new "miracle" cream, de Léon,</i>

865
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,535
<i>is being recalled
after it was determined</i>

866
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,014
<i>that the secret ingredient</i>

867
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,652
<i>that promised
the "fountain of youth"</i>

868
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,047
<i>was, in fact, human blood.</i>

869
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,919
Where did this blood-infused
cream idea come from?

870
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:37,059
After we arrested Chance,
we learned that once he took

871
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,185
the reins from his mother,
he became the company's

872
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,730
head scientist in charge
of research and development.

873
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:45,927
And in an effort to boost sales,
he created the de Léon cream

874
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,431
using Dante's
golden blood.

875
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,443
And at that point, well,
Layla was just a figurehead.

876
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,966
She had no knowledge
of her son's misdeeds.

877
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:55,971
Chance had sunk, you know,
millions into R,

878
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,484
trying to isolate
the anti-aging antigens from--

879
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,177
from normal human blood.

880
00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:03,178
And then when Dante
walked into his life

881
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:04,781
with his golden blood...

882
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,453
Like a gift from above.

883
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:08,923
Who was banging his mom.

884
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:14,090
So, you had no ill will
towards Dante?

885
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:18,232
No, no, not when I found out
he has Golden Blood.

886
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,229
He was one of six people
with Rhnull blood

887
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,132
in the whole country.

888
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,604
Hospitals all around the world
would call on him to donate.

889
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:28,444
Chance knew Dante
would never agree to donate

890
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,010
for cosmetics, so...

891
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,338
He abducted him
and held him prisoner.

892
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:35,414
Chance fed him nourishing food
and kept him well-rested.

893
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:38,924
In order to keep Dante and, most
importantly, his blood healthy.

894
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,347
But Dante's blood was basically
a renewable resource.

895
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:42,553
Why kill him?

896
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:46,124
I'd have kept him locked away indefinitely.

897
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,634
Would you now?

898
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,895
Let's move on.
Mm-hmm.

899
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,656
So what went wrong?
Why did Chance kill him?

900
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,434
It was an accident.

901
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,773
The demand for the de Léon cream skyrocketed.

902
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,938
And one day Chance took
too much blood,

903
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,867
and Dante had a heart attack
and died.

904
00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,172
So you drained him
of every last drop.

905
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,984
I even had to punch holes
in his neck to suck out

906
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:09,578
that precious blood
from his carotid.

907
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:10,951
That was annoying.

908
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:14,419
Yeah. I bet it was,
then you buried him

909
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,190
in a shallow grave
like an animal.

910
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,587
I know.
I know, my bad, okay?

911
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,160
But do you know how hard it is
to dig a six-foot grave

912
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,660
in the rain?

913
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:25,802
I just don't have that kind
of upper-body strength.

914
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:29,227
The guy was an unrepentant megalomaniac.

915
00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:31,944
And it made me realize
that if Dante died,

916
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:35,007
Chance would need a new victim
with the golden blood

917
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,436
to keep making product.

918
00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:38,012
So we searched <i>his</i> house.

919
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,649
FBI!

920
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,820
Help me.

921
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,345
Okay.
You're gonna be okay.

922
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,392
I need a medic in here, now.

923
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,156
Mr. Laughlin
contacted Kumiko

924
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,855
through an Rhnull
support group website.

925
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,788
Helping folks
with "golden blood"

926
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,603
navigate
the medical system.

927
00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,895
Chance lured her to Los Angeles
last week with the promise

928
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,497
of a high-paying job,
then kidnapped her.

929
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,900
Yeah. She was lucky.

930
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:07,241
Though the trauma of her
abduction and torture

931
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,008
will live with her forever.

932
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,277
You seem proud of your team.

933
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:14,005
I am.

934
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,752
We solved a homicide.

935
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,147
We saved a life.

936
00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:20,349
And ended
a global cosmetic conspiracy.

937
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,591
I mean, it doesn't get
any better than that, right?

938
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:27,090
You know what?
I think this interview is over.

939
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,432
But I still have
a few more questions.

940
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,556
No, I know,
but I don't care.

941
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,932
I got work to do.

942
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,800
Can I reschedule with your--
Okay. Thanks.

943
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,500
Oh.

944
00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:38,002
Okay. Yeah, I think I--

945
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,843
See? There you go.
Yeah. I remember. Mm.

946
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,138
You have a plane to catch.

947
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,169
I do, but I'm not ready
to leave yet.

948
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,514
Okay.
You know the only reason

949
00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,010
I came here to do
this dumb documentary

950
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,481
was so I could spend more time
with you.

951
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,309
You know that, right?
Well, it's just sex.

952
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,524
We don't need an excuse.
We can do it any time.

953
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:54,247
What if I want more
than that?

954
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:57,261
Huh?

955
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,985
Oh. My. God.

956
00:40:58,990 --> 00:40:59,990
What?

957
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,031
Your mic is still on?

958
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,004
Ugh.

959
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,031
Get a life.

960
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,303
Douchebags.

961
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,040
Okay.
Stupid.

962
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,696
I'm sor-- I didn't-- I don't
know how I didn't see it.
I hate this documentary.

963
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:13,974
Given you were a fan of Layla's,

964
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,542
how do you feel about
the news that her company

965
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,981
had gone bankrupt?

966
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:20,175
I admire how Layla refused
to let people count her out,

967
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:23,348
I mean, just because she was
a woman of a "certain age".

968
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,878
Uh-huh.
But what about her company?

969
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:29,594
Her company?
I'll put it to you like this.

970
00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:33,218
After working this
case, I realized all
she was really doing

971
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,834
was making folks feel bad
about growing old.

972
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:36,957
Mm-hmm.

973
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,662
So you're not using any more
of her products?

974
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:41,334
Hell no. Who knows
what other bodily fluids

975
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,642
that crazy son of hers
might've put in it.

976
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:46,565
Yeah.
I mean, who the hell wants
Layla Laughlin products now?

977
00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:48,712
Not me.

978
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,237
Not me, either.

979
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:55,554
I bought out every store I could
before the recall.

980
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:57,247
That's just being smart.

981
00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:00,188
I don't care what's in it.
This stuff works.


