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>> KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh, my God,
guys, listen up.

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I have an announcement to make.
Did you guys know that I'm,

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like, the number one Google
search last week?

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>> KHLOE: Kim, shut up.
You're so into yourself.

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>> KIM: And then yesterday I was
the top AOL search for the whole

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week.
>> KOURTNEY: Do you also know

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that you are the number two on
the dumbest people?

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(laughing)
New York Post?

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>> KIM: As long as they're
talking about me, honey.

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Is there a manicurist on the
Bongo?

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I really have no time to get him
anything.

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>> KHLOE: "I have a soda shoot
tomorrow."

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"I need a golden egg, Dadsy.
Dadsy, I want it now!"

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>> KRIS: Sometimes I just don't
know how I got stuck in this

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horror movie.
>> BRUCE: Kimberly's gotta learn

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how to deal with this thing
called "fame."

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The world doesn't revolve around
her.

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it does...
>> KIM: You're gonna make me

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nauseous.
>> KHLOE: Who cares?!

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>> KIM: Okay, honestly, my
makeup is running down my face!

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Stop!
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

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Are you okay?
>> KIM: No.

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>> KHLOE: I think you're getting
a little full of yourself,

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sugar.
You know why she's the

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most Googled person?
>> KRIS: Mm.

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>> 'Cause she's Googling
herself.

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>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're

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right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--

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is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.

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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not

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cute.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to

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make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?

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Kim is always late.
>> KIM: I'm here.

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>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.

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>> BRUCE: Stop!
>> KRIS: That's enough.

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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it, we're done.

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>> Money.
♪ You are the girl of my

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dreams... ♪
>> KIM: I'm finally at a really

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happy place in my life right
now.

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Everything from career to family
is going perfect.

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Every night it's a different red
carpet event, a different photo

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shoot.
There's paparazzi everywhere I

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go now.
>> KOURTNEY: We've been doing a

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lot more together as sisters.
Oh, my God. They totally

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marked my boob.
>> You could tell, they did.

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>> KIM: I've, you know, been
dating somebody.

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>> KOURTNEY: Kim, Santa and
Reggie.

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>> KHLOE: Kim is dating Reggie
Bush. They're really happy and

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serious about each other.
>> KHLOE: Kim really misses

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Reggie, 'cause he's always on
the road, training and he just

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is super, super busy.
>> KRIS: And I think it's great

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that she's really, really happy.
>> Bye, Reggie! Bye, tight-ass!

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>> Tight-end. Tight-end.
of my

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girls have found true love.
>> BRUCE: Scotty is back.

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We get another guy in the
house, which is great.

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>> KOURTNEY: Scotty, I made you
a burger with no cheese.

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>> BRUCE: Yeah, I hear you're
lactose-intolerant.

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I didn't know that.
Would that be like an

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imperfection in the gene pool
here?

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>> SCOTT: Yeah, but everything
else I look good, so it's fine.

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>> KOURTNEY: Scott and I have
been together for a year now.

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>> SCOTT: I love you.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you.

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Everything's going really well.
I haven't been able to open up

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with a guy since my high school
boyfriend, and it's like the

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being
really honest and affectionate.

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I think that we're doing really
good.

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dolce.
>> SCOTT: All right.

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>> KOURTNEY: Bye, doll.
>> SCOTT: All right.

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>> KIM: I just feel like you
guys have no idea what I'm

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going through.
You have no idea...

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>> KOURTNEY: Do you become so,
like, up your own ass that you

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won't even...?
>> KIM: I'm not up own my ass--

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I'm just really busy doing
stuff.

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, I have to go
meet Scott because I have his

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old phone.
>> KIM: Wait, you have his old

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phone?
>> KOURTNEY: It's like this

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phone from four months ago.
>> KIM: Have you gone through

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it?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not a spy like

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you psychopaths.
>> KIM: Okay, but I am.

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>> KOURTNEY: I'm not gonna spy.
>> KIM: Give me his phone.

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>> KOURTNEY: Like, what is the
point of this?

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>> KIM: What do you mean, what
is the point of this?

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You want to know what your
boyfriend's up to.

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I am queen of 007.
I could break into any phone.

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I can get any code, any...
Hear any voicemail.

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I know how to do it all.
Wait. It says "Kyra... Model."

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>> KOURTNEY: What?!
Let me see.

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>> KIM: Exactly. It's so funny
when guys write in codes.

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I'm like between codes.
And that's a Miami phone number.

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>> KHLOE: Miami number. Ooh.
>> KIM: That's "law".

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What is "law"?
>> KOURTNEY: That means...

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He has a text message from
somebody called "my wife."

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>> KHLOE: What?
>> KIM: What?

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>> KOURTNEY: And it says, "I
loved looking into your eyes

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last night."
And then she said, "Yes, it was

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great seeing you."
This is when he was in the

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Hamptons.
>> KIM: What?

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>> KHLOE: Kourtney...
>> KIM: Hold on.

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Then he wrote to his loser
friend...

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>> KOURTNEY: "I wish I could
come to L. A. for a week and not

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tell Kourt, but the second we go
out, she'll know I'm in town."

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I cannot believe Scott could
have cheated on me.

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>> KIM: I'm sorry, Kourt, that
is not okay.

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>> KOURTNEY: I'm sick to my
stomach that this could have

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even happened.
>> KHLOE: He's a bull (bleep)

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and you do not need that in your
life.

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>> KIM: I feel like he's one
person when he's with you and

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he's another person when he's
not with you.

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>> KHLOE: Yeah, I just would
never let someone treat me

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like that.
>> KOURTNEY: I just really do

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not know what to do.
I think whenever I'm in, like, a

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crazy emotional situation, I
definitely do rely on my sisters

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for guidance and support and
just what to do.

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>> KHLOE: You need to break up
with him.

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(phone ringing through)
>> SCOTT: What up?

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>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Hey.

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>> KOURTNEY: So who is Kira and
why are you staring into

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people's eyes?
>> SCOTT: What are you talking

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about?
Kira who and staring into whose

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eyes?
>> KOURTNEY: Why don't you tell

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who Kira is?
Tell me all about her.

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I'd love to know.
>> SCOTT: About what? I don't

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even know what you're talking
about.

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>> KOURTNEY: Unless you're gonna
be honest, I have no reason to

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talk to you again.
Okay, gotta go.

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Just call me when you want to be
honest.

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>> SCOTT: Huh!
>> KOURTNEY: I'm so disgusted

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and sick right now, I'm leaving.
>> KHLOE: Are you okay to drive

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and everything?
>> KOURTNEY: Yes, I just need to

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go home and literally go to bed
and never talk to losers like

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this again or associate them in
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I have read every single thing
in your phone.

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Who's your wife?

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>> KOURTNEY: I really can't stop
thinking about this whole Scott

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situation.
The quotes of the phone keep

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popping up in my head, and I
just really can't stop thinking

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about it.
>> KRIS: All right, I'm gonna

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put this in the mailbox.
>> KOURTNEY: But the last thing

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I need is another annoying
person like my mom to get

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involved, so this is just
between Kim, Khloe, and I.

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>> KHLOE: Hi, jewel.
>> KIM: Hey, jewel.

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>> KHLOE: We wanted to know if
you wanted to go to lunch with

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us.
>> KIM: Are you okay?

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How are you feeling about Scott?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm just trying to

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keep busy and not think about
it, but I just have so much to

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do, so I'm going to have to
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>> KHLOE: Okay, well, Kim and
I will go eat for you like we

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normally do.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.

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>> KHLOE: Poor little Kourtney
is sad and depressed.

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Cheer up, Charlie.
I don't know if she needs some

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alone time, if she's just tired.
I'm kind of concerned.

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>> KIM: I feel like we should do
something to cheer her up,

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like...
>> KHLOE: Like what?

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>> KIM: Like go on a girls'
trip.

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>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, that would
be so fun.

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>> KIM: What's like close?
>> KHLOE: I mean Cabo's the

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easiest place.
>> KIM: That's relaxing.

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She can totally get her mind off
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>> KHLOE: Out of the country so
he can't call.

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>> KIM: The phone won't work.
Oh, my God, that's perfect.

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>> KHLOE: It's going to be
amazing.

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>> KIM: It's so perfect.
>> KHLOE: I feel like if we left

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it up to Kourtney, Kourtney
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weekend contemplating and
thinking about Scott.

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So Kim and I come up with the
best idea-- to take Kourtney

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to Mi Cabo in Cabo San Lucas.
No Scott allowed.

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♪ ♪

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(snoring)
>> KHLOE: What are you guys

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doing?
We're in Cabo.

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>> KOURTNEY: Vacations are
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They don't always have to be...
>> KHLOE: Kourtney...

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>> KOURTNEY: ...a bit fiesta.
>> KHLOE: I'm not saying we got

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to party.
Let's go do things we wouldn't

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normally do at home.
This is your trip, let's go.

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>> KIM: Cheers, honey.
(phone ringing)

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>> KIM: I've got it.
Hello.

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>> KRIS: Hi, Kim.
How you doing?

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How's it going down there?
>> KIM: Mom, my hotel situation

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in Miami is all screwed up.
>> KRIS: A few weeks ago, Kim

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asked me to book her a room in
Miami for an upcoming event.

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But it's been so difficult
trying to get get exactly what

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she wants.
>> KIM: And I'm not going if I'm

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not having a suite at the
Setai.

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I want the $2,500 room-- the
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The couple bedroom suite.
>> KRIS: The particular suite

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that you requested has been
booked for a year.

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>> KIM: I don't care.
They need to get that room.

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That room needs to magically
become available for me, because

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I've asked for it for a month
ago.

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>> KRIS: You're asking all these
things, and you have all these

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requests and I'm trying to do my
best to get done what you really

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want.
>> KIM: I don't want to stay in

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a piece of (bleep) hotel.
Like everything you've booked

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me in Miami, has been the worst
hotel ever.

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>> KRIS: I don't know what's
gotten into you lately, but you

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should really check your
attitude.

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You know, she can holler at me
or raise her voice or get

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angry-- I understand she's
frustrated-- but don't be a

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spoiled brat, because this is
how life is.

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It's not all perfection.
>> KOURTNEY: She's so annoying.

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I don't think it's asking for
too much to stay in a nice

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hotel in a suite.
Thank goodness I'm not asking

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for a private plane.
>> BRUCE: You know, she can't

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get this attitude stuff.
>> KRIS: We're on her team.

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You know, we're just trying to
make her life, you know, cushy.

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>> KHLOE: Kourt, what are you
doing?

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Are you texting Scott?
>> KOURTNEY: It's nice to be

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away, and it's gorgeous in Cabo,
but I really can't stop thinking

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about Scott.
>> KHLOE: I leave you alone for

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five minutes and look at you.
You're no longer allowed to have

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your phone.
Come on, chip-chop.

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How do you think that guest
bedroom's going to work out

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tonight?
Come in handy?

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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe, you know
that's not my style.

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>> KHLOE: You never know what
happens in Cabo, honey.

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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe keeps trying
to push me into hooking up with

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a guy tonight in Cabo.
And that is not where my head is

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at at all.
>> KHLOE: Look at Fabio.

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(laughing)
>> KOURTNEY: That could be your

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one-night stand.
>> KHLOE: That's Fabio.

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♪ ♪

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>> KOURTNEY: Kim and Khloe,
you know, they're trying to get

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me to drink and have fun and
dance all night long.

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>> KHLOE: I think we're having a
lot of fun.

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And the next moment I realize
Kourtney's gone.

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>> KOURTNEY: I could drink and
dance for a little while, but I

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just can't stop thinking about
this.

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I'm just ready to go home and
deal with the situation.

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>> KIM: I just called and got
the same suite for $1,700 in the

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three nights I'm going to be
there.

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>> KRIS: You keep going on and
on about this room.

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The problem is...
>> KIM: I have it handled.

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Thanks.
Um, all right, what am I going

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to eat?
I'm starving.

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All I have is a frickin' orange.
>> KRIS: And look at how

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gorgeous these pears are.
These are like Asian pears.

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They're fabulous.
>> KIM: They're gorgeous and

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they taste like crap.
>> KIM: I'm going to kill her if

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this attitude continues.
>> Four new voice messages.

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>> KHLOE: He called you?
When was that, when we were out

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of town?
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know.

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>> Message has been deleted.
New message.

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>> KHLOE: Are you joking?

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>> New message.

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>> KHLOE: I'm sorry, he knows
he's wrong.

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>> KOURTNEY: He's suddenly
freaking out.

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>> KHLOE: That's why he's
calling you four times.

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, but Khloe,
I'd rather him calling me.

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If he wasn't calling me, I
would be like...

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>> KHLOE: I mean, I understand
you want closure-- and that's

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one thing, but...
(phone ringing)

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>> KOURTNEY: Hold on, this is
him calling me.

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>> KHLOE: Don't answer.
>> KOURTNEY: I want to answer.

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>> KHLOE: Why?
Don't answer the phone.

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>> KOURTNEY: I don't know, I
just want... I just want to get

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this over with.
I'm an adult, and if I choose

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that I want to talk to Scott, I
can do that.

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And Khloe needs to be supportive
of whatever I decide.

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Hello.

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I mean, I have things I'd like
to get off my chest and say to

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you.

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Yeah.

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>> KHLOE: Are you serious?
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe, I said I

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just want for my own self-- I'm
not like doing him a favor.

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>> KHLOE: This is such a bad
idea.

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I'm really frustrated that
Kourtney's about to go talk to

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Scott.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm going.

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>> KHLOE: You're such an idiot.
Look, 'cause I know he's going

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to make up an excuse to get back
in her life.

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>> KOURTNEY: I want to know what
happened.

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And I want an explanation.
This is not going to be a

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pleasant conversation.
I read every single thing in

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your phone.
>> SCOTT: Anything that you

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think that was bad, I can
explain everything about.

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>> KOURTNEY: Who's your "wife"
that's in your phone?

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>> SCOTT: Some girl that, like,
I dated in, like, high school.

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>> KOURTNEY: Why were you
looking into my wife's eyes?

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>> SCOTT: She came over to the
house, and as a joke, we, like,

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looked into each other's eyes.
We were like, "Oh, yeah, good to

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see you."
And then over text message, it

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was back before like, "Oh, so
good to look in your eyes."

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, well, that's
inappropriate.

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>> SCOTT: You're right.
That was just me being immature

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and just being stupid.
Even talking and flirting with

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other girls is disrespectful
to you.

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But in no way was that really
what I meant.

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I just always had that image
that I thought it was like cool

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to act like you want to hang out
with your guy friends and go out

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and party.
But I do swear to God to you, I

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never cheated on you ever.
I don't know exactly how to try

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to start over, but I'm going to
make a change.

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You'll see.
>> KOURTNEY: Really deep down

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inside, I don't feel like I'm
done with the relationship,

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so I decide to give it a chance,
but really slowly and definitely

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not jump in with both feet.
>> SCOTT: I still love you.

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, well, I
can't, definitely can't give you

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all of me right now, so...
>> SCOTT: All I ask is, you just

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keep a somewhat open mind.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.

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>> KENDALL: Do her pose that she
always does.

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>> KYLIE: I'm Kim Kardashian.
I am fabulous and I am the best

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and everyone does what I say,
and soon, I'll be the queen of

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the world!
>> KENDALL: (clicks tongue)

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You're my favorite daughter.
>> KYLIE: Thanks, Mom, for the

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shopping spree.
Now I just need my $5,000 hotel.

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I can't stay in a crappy hotel,
Mom.

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This is Busha, okay?
Since we're going on red carpet,

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and I have to get my hotel, I
need to shop till we drop, okay,

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Mom?
>> KIM: They're totally in there

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making fun of me.
(Bruce laughs)

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>> BRUCE: Uh, yeah.
>> KIM: They're, like, imitating

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me, making fun of me.
I overheard them.

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>> BRUCE: Well, maybe they're
watching you and just kind of

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mimicking what you're doing.
You know, the old Charles

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Barkley line: "Hey, I am no role
model."

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Well, wrong. You are.
Especially to these kids.

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They look up to you.
You're their big sister.

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You just gotta keep the whole
thing in proper perspective.

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Don't let anything go to your
head.

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Just stay nice.
Be nice to everybody, including

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your mother.
You know, you just cannot act

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that way.

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>> KOURTNEY: Please, come here.
You're gonna die.

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Scott wants to take me out to
dinner tonight, but I want you

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to come with me.
And, like, he needs to explain

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himself to you guys.
>> KHLOE: I'm not going and

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you're not going.
I'm sorry. He's conned his way

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back into your life.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe, you can't

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make make all the decisions for
me.

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How many times have you been
there for Kim and her lunatic

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decisions?
>> KHLOE: Okay, well, then I

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will go because I get it.
But I still, I can't keep my

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mouth shut.
That wouldn't be me.

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Are you gonna invite Kim?
>> KOURTNEY: No, I didn't even

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talk to her.
She's too caught up in her own

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business.
>> KHLOE: When you hurt

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Kourtney, you hurt me.
You do it twice, I will cut your

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Capisce?

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(ring tones play)
>> KOURTNEY: Kim is calling.

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>> KHLOE: Put it on speaker.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Kim.

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>> KIM: Hey, Kourt. I just
wanted to say that I know that

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you're going through a lot with
Scott, and I haven't really

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taken the time to listen to your
problems.

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>> KHLOE: Well, speaking of her
problems, guess where Kourt and

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I are going tonight?
>> KIM: Where?

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>> KHLOE: To dinner with Scott.
>> KIM: No!

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>> KHLOE: Yes.
>> KIM: Why are you going,

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Khloe?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm making her

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come.
>> KHLOE: And I am the strong

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one in the family.
>> KIM: You invite me!

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>> BOTH: 'Cause we haven't
talked to you!

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>> KIM: Wait, you guys.
I want to go.

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>> KOURTNEY: Fine. Pick us up at
my house.

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And don't worry about being a
diva.

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We love you anyway, honey.
We're sistas.

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Sistas stick together.
(Khloe laughs)

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>> KIM: Wait. Does he know we're
coming? No way!

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>> KHLOE: He's probably
terrified.

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>> KOURTNEY: I think I feel
really, really positive about

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the decision to give Scott
another chance.

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But I really need the support of
my sisters, or else this won't

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work.
Hey, doll.

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>> SCOTT: I get three for the
price of one being mad at me?

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>> KIM: Oh, no, three for the
price of three.

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>> SCOTT: You look like you're
in a hit man attire.

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>> KHLOE: You don't know what I
have on under this coat, buddy.

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Kourtney may have forgiven
Scott, but he's not getting off

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that easily with me.
>> KIM: Are you gazing into our

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eyes?
First off, I

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understand where I was wrong and
immature and disrespectful.

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>> KHLOE: Where's that?
>> SCOTT: But the actual things

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that you think that are concrete
are completely false.

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>> KHLOE: Why would you page
your friend saying, "I wish

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you would've come to L.A.
without telling Kourtney so I

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could hang out with you"?
>> SCOTT: I can't make an excuse

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for me being pathetically
immature and retarded to talk

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that much (bleep), to try to act
cool for my guy friends.

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>> KIM: It does take a lot for a
guy to admit that he's immature.

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>> KHLOE: I understand it does.
>> KIM: ...when being in love is

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like way cooler.
>> KHLOE: Why do you think he's

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saying this right now?
Because he's in the doghouse.

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>> KIM: I think Khloe and I
know what these crazy

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relationships are like.
Thank goodness Reggie and I

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don't have the need to be psycho
like this.

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>> KHLOE: So what are your
intentions with Kourt?

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>> SCOTT: Whatever it takes till
whenever it takes is what I'm

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gonna do to try to be with her.
So, obviously, I'd like to say

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more to you, but you got the
bodyguard over here.

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Unfortunately, I have to go to
the bathroom, and I know it's

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only gonna be downhill talking
when I leave. Thanks.

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>> KOURTNEY: I don't want to be
an idiot, but I'm crazy about

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him.
I just feel like I need your

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support, though, and you can't
have, like, an attitude every

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time Scott's there or it's gonna
just make it really annoying.

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>> KHLOE: ...tonight, but I'll
be fine.

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>> KOURTNEY: It's nice to know
that I can make decisions on my

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own.
But it's great to have the

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support of my sisters, whatever
I decide.

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>> KHLOE: I have to go to the
restroom.

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay.

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>> KHLOE: Hey, Scott.
>> SCOTT: Hi.

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>> KHLOE: Whatever goes on
between you and Kourtney is

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really between you and Kourtney,
but when you hurt Kourtney, you

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hurt me.
And you can (bleep) her over

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once, and if she accepts it,
cool.

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If you do it twice, I will cut
your (bleep) balls off.

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Capisce?

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>> BRUCE: You're cooking?
>> KIM: Oh, yes, I am.

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>> BRUCE: Oh, my gosh, this is
great.

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What are you cooking?
>> KIM: Some French toast.

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>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: Hey, guys.

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>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> KIM: Making you guys

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breakfast.
>> KRIS: Why is she making

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breakfast?
>> KIM: Because I just feel bad.

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I've been really rude to
everyone lately.

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>> KHLOE: You have. I'm
surprised you're not at home

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checking your Google alerts.
>> KIM: Guys, don't push your

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luck.
I was here to say I'm sorry.

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I love you. I'm making you
breakfast.

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If you guys want to help me...
>> KRIS: Oh, what a sweet girl

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you are.
>> KIM: Girls, I'm here to

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also tell you to stop making fun
of me.

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I saw you guys.
I think I've learned that no

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matter how stressful and crazy
things get, you can never treat

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people the way that you don't
want to be treated.

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>> KRIS: Can I have mine over
well?

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>> BRUCE: Yeah, please.
And my bacon kind of crispy.

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>> KHLOE: Kim's first apology
ever!

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>> KOURTNEY: In her whole 27
years of life.

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Keeping
Up With The Kardashians:

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>> Beautiful.
>> KRIS: That is so cute.

434
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:23,333
>> So cute.
(whooping)

435
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,734
>> KRIS: We have to start eating
healthy.

436
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:27,667
>> What about having your own
coop?

437
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,200
>> KRIS: Come here.
(girls scream)

438
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,734
Wouldn't it be great to have
somebody totally dress you?

439
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:34,200
>> You may be a little
uncomfortable.

440
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,133
I need to get the inseam of your
pants.

441
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,767
(Bruce groans)
I don't mind going down.

442
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:40,233
>> KHLOE: We're going on a date!
We're going on a date!

443
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,300
>> KIM: It's sexual.
It makes people want to rip your

444
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,033
clothes off.
>> I got a girlfriend now.

445
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:46,967
>> KIM: Wait, you're in love?
Hey, babe. I miss you.

446
00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,834
(loud belch)
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, stop!

447
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,266
>> BRUCE: I'm picking you up and
throwing you down!

448
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,200
>> KIM: Reggie is doing this
celebrity pool tournament in

449
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,533
New Orleans.
>> We're gonna go rob them and

450
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,400
teach them a lesson.
>> It's like putting a miniature

451
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,700
Jimmy hat on.
>> KRIS: Khloe! Ew!

452
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,834
>> KHLOE: Mom, you look like a
12-year-old hooker in that

453
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:04,400
dress.
>> KIM: Don't be (bleep) rude!

454
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,633
I'll (bleep) hurt you.
(honking)

455
00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:08,934
>> BRUCE: Get off that car!
Get off that car!

456
00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:10,767
Just get out. Go!
>> KIM: You're sitting there

457
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,533
laughing.
It's not funny!

458
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:16,633
(siren wails)
I can't even take it anymore.