1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,960 Good night, sweet heart. 2 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:09,840 All my prayers are for you. Good night, sweet 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:14,680 heart. I'll be watching over you. 4 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:20,840 Tears and parting may make us alone. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,540 But with the dawn, a new day will come. 6 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,140 Go on, Gary, be a mate. Just a tenner. You don't need a mate. 7 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,960 You just need a mobile cash point that likes a drink. 8 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:42,640 Gary, in all the years I've known you, I've been lots of different things for 9 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,640 you. So? 10 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,140 So be a mobile cash point for me. 11 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,380 No. 12 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,460 Do you think Yvonne could spare a few more quid? 13 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,460 If you can get to see her, yeah. 14 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,480 The only way I see her now is when I turn on the news and watch her handing 15 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,180 a cheque to children in need or age concerned. 16 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,160 Well, what about Weecroft in need? 17 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:04,290 Oh, let's face it, I'm going to have to sell my body. 18 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:07,630 Yeah, well, do yourself a favour and sell it by the kilo. You'll get more for 19 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:08,628 it. 20 00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:09,630 Thank you. 21 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:12,370 Anyway, I thought your main expense had left the country. 22 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:16,410 Didn't you say Flick -whatsit was wintering on her daddy's plantation? 23 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:17,930 What's it called? 24 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:19,290 Barbados. 25 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:21,790 Which means I'll be having Christmas alone. 26 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,490 Although I was rather hoping that a certain rich couple would invite me 27 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:27,930 feed on the crumbs from their table. 28 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:31,110 Oh, if you're talking about me and Yvonne, forget it. I've already promised 29 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:32,230 Phoebe a really good Christmas. 30 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:35,250 And don't ask me what I'm going to say to Yvonne, because I have no idea. 31 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:36,570 I see. 32 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:38,630 So that's what all the goodies are about, then? Yeah. 33 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,410 Christmas of 1944 was pretty grim, you know. 34 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,690 You wouldn't believe the things that were in short supply. 35 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:47,750 Fruit, meat, booze. You know, they were even short of spuds. 36 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:50,410 I see there was also a shortage of silk cami knickers. 37 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,990 You just didn't mention that. 38 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:56,490 Oh, and the carpenter, two units down, he's made the most amazing rocking horse 39 00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:57,399 for Michael. 40 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,440 I'm going to pick it up when we close. 41 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,200 Who is he? 42 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,220 A time traveller with a season ticket. 43 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,080 This is always going to happen, isn't it? 44 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:50,640 Someone was always going to come along and change things. 45 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,400 You jump into conclusions a bit, aren't you? 46 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,760 Who else carries that sort of high -tech gear? 47 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,020 And you saw him. The laws of matter mean absolutely nothing to him. 48 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:04,340 Who is he? 49 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Confront him, Gary. 50 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,380 Demand to know. 51 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,880 It is your yard. 52 00:03:10,579 --> 00:03:11,499 You're right. 53 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,500 I will. 54 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,420 Find out exactly what he's up to. 55 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,640 You're damn right, I will. 56 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,420 Well, go on, then. 57 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,220 We're not putting you off, are we? 58 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,680 Nah. Nothing puts me off, mate. 59 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,380 Not even the old Battle of Asping's going on out there. 60 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:36,960 Mind you, things do get a bit iffy sometimes. 61 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,700 Now, if you don't mind, 62 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,820 I've got a PX32. 63 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:44,340 What's a PX32? 64 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,460 Well, it's a job number, isn't it? 65 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,240 I've got a check called a frequencies. 66 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,300 See, back at the depot, they reckon we've got a whole epoch vibrating on the 67 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,300 wrong frequency. 68 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:55,700 Fascinating. 69 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,180 So, then what? After you've taken the readings, what then? 70 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,420 Well, nothing. 71 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,340 Nothing? Well, thank God for that. 72 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,840 Unless I get a DY90. 73 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:04,819 And what's that? 74 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:07,500 Well, it's just an instruction to adjust the frequencies. 75 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,480 And will that stop people crossing backwards and forwards? 76 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,280 Well, yeah. 77 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:14,540 That's tend to have that effect. 78 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,860 No, no, look, I've got a wife and kid in 1944. 79 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:19,740 Ah, that's nice. 80 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:23,740 Well, no, it's not. Not if you close down my time portal with me standing 81 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,600 Well, it wouldn't be personal, mate, honest. 82 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,760 My God, this is it. 83 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,320 It's come. 84 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:32,960 It's decision time. 85 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,740 I've... I've got to get my head around this. 86 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,120 So it's all a matter of frequencies, then, time? 87 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,640 Oh, yeah, of course it is. 88 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,020 Amazing. I never thought of it like that. 89 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:53,420 Do you know, neither did I, when I vibrated on the same frequency as you 90 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:56,720 I used to have a watch, calendars, everything. 91 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,960 I believed it all. 92 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,940 It's funny when you look back. 93 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,920 So what about minutes and hours and all that? 94 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:05,180 I don't know, it was just hype to fill sundials. 95 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,740 You weren't supposed to take it seriously. 96 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,040 So what is time? 97 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:14,930 Now, leave me out. On maintenance, you want inquiries. 98 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:19,150 It's Steve White's 90s. Well, if it comes through, it might not. 99 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:22,210 Yeah, but if it does, how long will it take you to, you know, do the business? 100 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,710 Alter the frequencies, Gary. He's going to alter the frequencies. 101 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,370 And what exactly... Will you shut up? 102 00:05:28,210 --> 00:05:29,210 How long? 103 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,830 Four hours. 104 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:33,170 Four hours? 105 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,290 Four hours left. 106 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:37,310 By six o 'clock, it could be curtains. 107 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,370 Oh, calm down, mate, calm down. You could be worrying about nothing. 108 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,250 I mean, he's a one in a million chance. 109 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:45,610 It might never happen. He's right, Gary. The instruction might not come through. 110 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:49,310 Yeah, but if it does, my entire life will change. Relax, Gary. Like the man 111 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,630 says, it may never happen. 112 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:54,650 Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right. Of course we're right. 113 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,050 Oh. 114 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:58,270 What? 115 00:05:58,890 --> 00:05:59,970 What just happened? 116 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,630 You heard him. I've got until six. 117 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:08,530 What do I do? Do I go back and say goodbye to Phoebe and Michael? Or do I 118 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:09,530 goodbye to Yvonne? 119 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:10,980 Or do I just top myself? 120 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,120 No shortage of bum choices, then. 121 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,400 Except now the moment's here. 122 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,340 It's not even a decision. 123 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,960 Phoebe and Michael. 124 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,840 It has to be. 125 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,060 They need me. 126 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:28,360 Yeah. I suppose a successful and attractive woman who's just sold a 127 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,340 15 million and his friends of Tony and Cherie will probably manage somehow. 128 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,160 It's the bottom line, isn't it? 129 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,020 Poor Yvonne. 130 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:39,370 It was me worrying about how I was going to tell her about not spending 131 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:42,070 Christmas with her. Now I have to tell her I'm not going to spend the rest of 132 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:46,410 life with... Hi, you two. I can't stop. I'm double parked. 133 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:50,750 Do you know, I never realised, but giving away millions of pounds actually 134 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,330 you high. Nobody told me that. 135 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,130 I'm not sure how many people know that, Yvonne. 136 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,070 Fantastic. 137 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:57,990 Honestly, I could give away every penny. 138 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,350 Don't. Yvonne, please, don't. 139 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:00,549 Don't speak. 140 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,010 I want to savour this. It's a once -in -a -lifetime feeling. 141 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,840 I am on my way over to see Sting. 142 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:09,020 We are going to replant the rainforest. 143 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,720 What do you think of that? 144 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,440 I think you've been watching too many gardening programmes. 145 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:17,220 I'm not giving money away, Gary. It's dead easy. It's a fantastic book. 146 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:18,540 Shh, don't speak. 147 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,600 I want to savour this amazing feeling. 148 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,560 You wouldn't begrudge me that, would you? 149 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,220 I must go or I'll get towed away. I'll see you when I see you. 150 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 Is that it? 151 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,080 All those years together and that's how it ends. 152 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,160 No last waltz down memory lane. 153 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,020 No lingering farewell kiss. 154 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,340 Why? 155 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,300 Because she might get towed away. 156 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,060 And life's not a movie, Gary. 157 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,480 There are no grand farewells, no famous last words. 158 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:55,700 In fact, in a recent survey of famous last words, help came top. 159 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,580 Followed by your bastard. 160 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:03,360 So I suppose I just disappear into thin air. 161 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:04,890 Just like that. 162 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:06,290 No explanations. 163 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,890 You'll think of something. 164 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:10,390 Leave it with me, Gary. 165 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:14,330 Come Christmas Day, I'll just say, sorry, Yvonne, the anti -planter came 166 00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:15,330 took him off us. 167 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:17,830 Well, leave it with me. 168 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,370 I'll play it by ear. 169 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:23,030 It could turn into an alien abduction. It depends how broke I get. 170 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,770 Yeah, well, you can take what's in the till. 171 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,750 I'll only need these. 172 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,170 Oh, and all the stock's yours. 173 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,510 Yeah? 174 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,110 Well, I won't need it, will I? 175 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:38,039 You'll have to sell it for what you can get. That may not be much at the moment. 176 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,179 Getting too many customers like this. 177 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:45,660 It's the weirdo you were telling me about. Yeah. 178 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,520 There's something not right about him. I can't put my finger on it, but he just 179 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,360 prices things up. He never spends a penny. 180 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,700 Be with you in a moment, sir. 181 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,120 New management. 182 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,600 Well, I'd better get those boxes back into 1944, otherwise it's going to be a 183 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,720 lousy Christmas in both places. 184 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,720 And, uh, well, what I can't take, you can keep. 185 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,940 All this and food parcels, too. 186 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,920 Well. 187 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,360 Well! 188 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,040 Here we are, then. 189 00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:29,839 Who'd have thought? 190 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,620 Who'd have thought? 191 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,520 Snog, if you like. I'll understand. 192 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:42,640 If you want a bit of privacy, I'll, um... I'll slip into 1066, shall I? 193 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,220 you? Only it comes with a bit of a shock. Say no more, mate. Say no more. 194 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,220 the least I can do. 195 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,920 So! 196 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,480 So. 197 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,200 Life in the war, eh? 198 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:57,940 Life in the war. 199 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:02,550 Happy VE Day if I don't... Well, I won't, will I? 200 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,130 No, you won't. 201 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,870 Well, you've got the 50s to look forward to. 202 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,110 Yes. 203 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:10,950 Ronnie Hilton, Alma Cogan. 204 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:15,610 All right, well... At least you'll be ready for rock and roll when it arrives. 205 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,350 Hey, 1965. 206 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,590 The Beatles, the Stones, the young Bob Dylan time. 207 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:25,230 You'll be there, Gary. You'll be lapping it up. 208 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,980 No, Ron, I'll be in my 50s, so I won't approve. 209 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,960 All right, then. 210 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,160 But what can I say? 211 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,680 Give Teddy Boys a wide berth. 212 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,620 Give Stanley Matthews a cheer from me. 213 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,200 And if you see... Christine Keeler... Yes. 214 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,760 Keep an eye on Yvonne for me. 215 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:53,980 I'll try, mate. 216 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,900 Thanks. Well, you know, thanks. Forget it. 217 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,360 I was passing this way anyway. 218 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,640 I'll... Yeah, yeah, so will I. 219 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,260 It was always... Yeah, it was, wasn't it? 220 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,580 Yeah, yeah, it was. 221 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,160 Sorry, still snoring. 222 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,080 Right. 223 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,420 Well, I'm going this way. I'm going this way. 224 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,480 Best of luck, mate. 225 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,440 Best of luck. 226 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,130 Sorry to keep you waiting, sir. 227 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,870 That's right, grab what you can. 228 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,270 This is by way of a closing down sale. 229 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,690 A closing down sale? With a difference, everything's dearer. 230 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,150 When are you closing? 231 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,510 Today. 232 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:11,950 I'll buy it all. 233 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,170 All? All of it? Everything in the shop, I'll buy it. 234 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,490 Well, look, if you're serious... I'm serious, I'm serious. How much? 235 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:19,710 Name your price, go on. 236 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,230 140 ,000 quid. 237 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,360 Yeah, all right. 238 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,980 Done. Done what? 239 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,540 The deal. It's agreed. 240 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,580 Oh, right. 241 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,640 Wicked. 242 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,420 Obviously, you won't take a cheque from a total stranger. 243 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,900 Obviously, you'll want cash. 244 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,720 Well, obviously. 245 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,660 Wicked. It's beginning to sound like it. 246 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,320 Look, I'll be back in about 20 minutes, then I'll start moving it all out. So 247 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,160 I'll need to bring a... A van. 248 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:02,670 Rucksack. Don't worry. I can carry me own way in non -perishable goods. I'm 249 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:06,270 licensed. Should have this place clear in a few hours. 250 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,790 Right. Well, I'll start packing up, then. 251 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:10,730 Swinging. 252 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:13,630 Swinging? 253 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,770 Uh, wicked. 254 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,630 Right. Back in a few minutes. 255 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,260 Another bloody time traveller. 256 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,640 This one's from the future. He's got to be. 257 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,980 This place is turning into some sort of cosmic Clapham Junction. 258 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,080 Here, 259 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:13,200 you two. Keep away from these ladders or I'll be decorating the hospital bed. 260 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,160 Frankly, take Michael out of here. Go on. 261 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,700 Oh, Phoebe. 262 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,840 It's going to look lovely. 263 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,660 I want it to look all magical. Like a Father Christmas grotto. 264 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:27,810 Well, everyone's saying this is going to be the worst Christmas ever. 265 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,350 So I thought, no, come on, girl, make the effort. 266 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:31,610 Well, that's right. 267 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,870 I got red making little silver stars. I'm nearly froze to death. 268 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:38,090 Eh? Kept on going outside to check what they looked like. 269 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:41,170 Oh, here he is, the man of my dreams. 270 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,810 Because it's the only place I ever see him. He's never here. 271 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,290 This looks brilliant. 272 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,890 Just thought you were going to be around to enjoy it and not called away on some 273 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,890 urgent mission. 274 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:51,910 No. 275 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:53,830 No, there aren't going to be any more. 276 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 Secret missions. 277 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,640 I haven't thrown you out. 278 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960 No. 279 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,980 Just a nice long bit of leave. 280 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,240 Leave? Oh, Gary, does that mean you'll be around all Christmas? 281 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,360 All Christmas and New Year as well. Oh, what a present. Michael, 282 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,680 did you hear that? Daddy's going to be home until next year. 283 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,200 Oh, he'd be glad to have you around and all. 284 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,720 My boy. 285 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,920 You were what made the difference, you know. 286 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,740 My little raison d 'etre. 287 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,560 Raisin what? 288 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,120 What's that? You've got a French factory? 289 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,960 Oh, let's have the Christmas we always promised ourselves, eh, Gary? 290 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,680 Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. 291 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,120 Let's make 1944 a Christmas to remember. 292 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,280 And not just for ourselves, eh? Let's share what we got. 293 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:48,060 Reg and Margie have already chipped in with their coupons. Isn't that right, 294 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,140 Margie? Yeah. 295 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,000 Let's do a list of things that me and Reg are getting hold of. 296 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:54,790 Tinned fruit? 297 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,270 Crystallised fruit? Coffee? 298 00:15:56,930 --> 00:16:01,170 Well, hands off to Reg, Mr Resourceful. Look at this, Margie. Six Christmas 299 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,250 puddings. Six. 300 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,990 And brandy butter. 301 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,510 Oh, I say. 302 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,910 And there's more boxes back at HQ, isn't there? 303 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:10,230 Yes, they're still there. 304 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,270 I'm dying to know what's in them. 305 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:14,490 But I've made this little list, love. 306 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:17,670 These are the things we need, plus a few I fancy. 307 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,750 Things you fancy. Oh, very funny. 308 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,770 I'm number six on the list. 309 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,780 in between Belgian chocolates and pickled walnuts. 310 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,360 Then I'll make this list, just in case we... Oh, Phoebe, steady on. 311 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,640 There are massive shortages out there. 312 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,660 Well, it's never bothered you before, Gary. 313 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,580 With your contacts, we've always got hold of things, haven't we? 314 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,900 Yeah, of course, but... Well, I should warn you that some of my contacts have 315 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,260 been, um... captured recently, so fingers crossed on the pickled walnuts. 316 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,400 Come on, Michael. 317 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,980 Come on, darling. 318 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,730 Tell Daddy what you've been asking Father Christmas for. 319 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,110 What was it? 320 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,370 Crackers. 321 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:01,130 Crackers? Yes, Daddy's already bought some. 322 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:05,230 He's left them at the office, hasn't he? Yes, he certainly has. 323 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:07,569 And of course we'll have hats. 324 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:08,970 They're inside the crackers. 325 00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:11,089 Aren't they, Daddy? 326 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:12,810 Probably. 327 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,369 But what was that special one, Michael? 328 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,010 What did Daddy promise? 329 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:18,290 What was it? 330 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,249 A rocking horse. 331 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,650 A rocking horse, yes. 332 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,790 Yes. Any chance for more paper trains, Gary? 333 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,829 Don't worry, Margie. We'll have everything we need, won't we, Gary? 334 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,730 I have to get in touch with a vital contact. 335 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,810 Time to write an urgent note to Santa. 336 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,520 Oh, no, merely protecting your acquisitions. 337 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,520 So... How much is all this stuff worth in the future? 338 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,240 In the future? 339 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,520 I followed you, mate. 340 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,520 I saw you walk through a wall. 341 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,120 Walk through a wall? 342 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,660 Yeah, walk through a wall. 343 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,920 In that ever -so -casual manner you time travellers have. 344 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,660 It's OK. 345 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,100 I used to have a mate who did it. He went back to the past. 346 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100 That's how all this stuff got here. 347 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,960 You see that? 348 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,780 That sells as an antique. 349 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,440 He only got it last week. 350 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,780 In truth, it's about three weeks old. 351 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,900 Good business. 352 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,700 But I'm sure you've realised that. 353 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,480 Oh, you're right. You're right. 354 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,600 I'm from 2168. 355 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:51,340 Oh! I'm hopeless at subterfuge and duplicity. I failed them both at school. 356 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,980 I found this sort of time warp about a fortnight ago. 357 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,480 A novice! I should have known. 358 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,160 The pinstripe suit, the baseball hat. 359 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,700 They don't match. 360 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,620 You've got it on back to front. 361 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,120 Wicked. Now we're cooking. 362 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,860 Oh, it's good to be able to talk to someone about this. Oh, you have an ally 363 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,860 foreign times. 364 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,760 Romwecroft. Brick. Brick Beckham. 365 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,200 Brick Beckham. 366 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,560 It's quite common. I know lots of them. We're all named after the... Footballer. 367 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,080 No, the... Pop star. 368 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,300 Prime minister. 369 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 Well, well, well. 370 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,900 A new friend from the future. 371 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,680 Have we got things to talk about? 372 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,300 Wicked. Oh, you bet. 373 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,400 You... You brick, you! 374 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,540 Don't you worry. 375 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,440 No trouble carrying people shopping nowadays. 376 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,780 It don't weigh anything. 377 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,720 How he can call himself a greengrocer, I don't know. Been nothing green in that 378 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,400 shop since that cucumber last summer. 379 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,180 Thank you very much. 380 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,460 Mind how you go. 381 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,490 Reg, glad I caught you. Gary, any more news? 382 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,129 About what? 383 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:07,989 Glyn Miller. 384 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,450 His plane's been missing for two days now. I thought your department might 385 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:14,590 heard. I mean, is it all part of Hitler's plot to demoralise us? 386 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:17,490 Getting us all to sing Little Brown Jug in German, you mean? 387 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,310 Listen, 388 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:23,510 quick word about Christmas. Oh, yeah, coming on a treat, eh? All of us down 389 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:27,130 club, living it up. We'll be the envy of London. Real Christmas to remember. 390 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:29,950 Hopefully, Reg, yeah. 391 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,050 Look, Margie gave me this list. 392 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,650 Is it true you're bringing all this stuff to the party? 393 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,270 Yeah, that's right. 394 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,750 Well, I thought, come on, Reg, be generous. 395 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:41,630 It's Christmas. Got all your tips saved up? Share it round. 396 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,210 That's really good of you. 397 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,490 Look, help us out here, Reg. 398 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,410 Who are you getting all this stuff from? 399 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:52,510 You. 400 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,250 You always help us out with our Christmas treats. 401 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,790 I don't know anybody else. 402 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,150 What's the problem? 403 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:05,450 Um, well, it's just some of my contacts aren't what they were. 404 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:06,850 Or where they were. 405 00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:10,970 Some of them have been transferred, shot, that sort of thing. 406 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,290 Well, the American Embassy hasn't been transferred, has it? 407 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:16,570 Did you sum it up, Gary? 408 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:18,870 Yes. 409 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:22,570 Look, I'm on leave at the moment, Reg, but come the new year, there's going to 410 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,489 be some changes. 411 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,490 Ah, what, me? 412 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,210 The end of the fight, then? 413 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,010 For some of us, Reg, yeah, for some of us. 414 00:21:31,779 --> 00:21:35,680 Still, let's have a good Christmas first, eh? Yeah, I'm really looking 415 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,339 to it. 416 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:39,380 Don't you worry, your contacts will come up trumps, they always do. 417 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,440 Anyway, I'm off up there. 418 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,780 I'm with Miss Dale, she's got a potato she needs peeling. 419 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,360 Don't tell anyone. 420 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,380 People can get very jealous. 421 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,000 Five o 'clock, it's only an hour till the final shutdown. 422 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,080 Dare I risk it? 423 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,660 Okay, Ron. 424 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,220 Wicked brick, wicked. 425 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,080 Did you see him? 426 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,879 Your mate? 427 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,880 Who? 428 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,400 Diogenes. Yeah, did he get them? 429 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:19,680 The horse race results for 1999, did he get them? He needs more time, Ron. 430 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,160 He hasn't got a research licence. 431 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,440 What about the football results, 1999 to 2010? 432 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,040 And the lottery? 433 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,680 It's snow on Christmas Day. That one is urgent, Brick. We've only got a week to 434 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,660 get the bet on. I know, I know. Don't worry, I told him. 435 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:34,940 Dodgy will find out. 436 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,460 Well, one more trip should clear all this. 437 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,180 What about those? 438 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,480 Oh, no, that's staying here. That's part of my Christmas, which is shaping up 439 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,600 rather nicely, thank you. 440 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:46,940 Good. 441 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,520 Well, I'll be off again then, Ron. 442 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,260 Happy time travelling, Brick. 443 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,060 Back soon, Ron. 444 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,260 Adios, partner. 445 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,860 Flying bit it wrong, really. Can't stop. Got to get all this stuff. 446 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,120 Good God. 447 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:14,580 Salesman of the year or what? 448 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,400 I don't believe it. 449 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,680 Brilliant. This stuff. I need all this stuff wrong. 450 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,000 Well, that's all right. I can probably afford my own goodies now. 451 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,380 Sorry, mate. I've got no choice. 452 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,420 I have no resources back there. I was helpless. 453 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,580 Right. Got to get this stuff through the time gate before it closes. 454 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,120 Oh, God, I've got to get that rocking horse as well, haven't I? 455 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,680 Hi, you two. 456 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,340 Yvonne. 457 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,960 Gary, are you all right? 458 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,200 Yes. 459 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:40,370 Are you sure? 460 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,170 Yes. 461 00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:45,990 I'm sorry, but Christmas is off. 462 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,910 Off? What is this, new labour modernising winter? 463 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,750 No, I mean Christmas is off for me. 464 00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:55,990 Giving away money wasn't enough. I was bound to want more involvement, wasn't 465 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,490 Er, yeah, yeah, I suppose so. 466 00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:01,330 Comic Relief want me to go to one of their famine areas. 467 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,190 Lenny Henry can't go, he's got food poisoning. 468 00:24:04,930 --> 00:24:06,270 You do understand, don't you? 469 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,220 We had nothing planned, had we? 470 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,180 No, no, no, nothing at all. 471 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,440 I'll make it up to you in the new year. 472 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,480 See you on the 28th. 473 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:22,380 Look after him, Ron, won't you? I will. I promise I will. 474 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600 Bye. 475 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,880 By the way, what happened to all the stock? 476 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,220 We had a back -to -the -future sale. It went very well. 477 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,480 Yeah, well, our moustache, too. 478 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,260 Yvonne? Yeah? 479 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,700 I'll miss you. 480 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,360 Yeah, I'll miss you too. 481 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:56,900 Oh, no. 482 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,060 Not you. 483 00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,420 Oh, don't be like that. 484 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Don't close it. 485 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,220 Please, not yet. Give me one minute. Just one. 486 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:04,960 Oh, I'm sorry, mate. I've just done it. 487 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,520 What? 488 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,280 Oh, no. 489 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,760 Oh, God, no! 490 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,480 It's still open. 491 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:18,160 Oh, that one? Oh, yeah, that's still open. No, I'll close the one over the 492 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,680 the one that leads to 2168. 493 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,120 What? 494 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,540 Oh, no! 495 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,400 Oh, please, God, no! 496 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,060 What? 497 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,900 That's brick. 498 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360 That's not fair. 499 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,880 We had plans, Beckham and Wheatcroft, time traders extraordinaire. 500 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,720 What are you talking about? 501 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,900 Brick! He was from the future. 502 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,520 He's the one who bought all the stock for 140 ,000 quid. 503 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,820 140... That's fantastic. 504 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,240 No, it's not. 505 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:47,060 I gave him credit. 506 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,500 He'll bring you the cash on the next trip. 507 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,040 Oh, brilliant. 508 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,000 So my entire stock has gone and I don't have a penny to show for it. You mean I 509 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,900 don't have a penny to show for it. It was my stock, remember? 510 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,300 I'm back to square one. 511 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,240 I have to restock the entire shop, all of... 512 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,620 But I don't care because I can. 513 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,920 The time gate's still open. I've got my life back. 514 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,500 Well, lucky you. 515 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,480 I just lost mine. 516 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,380 Me and Brick could have been something. 517 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,560 Still, you've got to laugh, though, eh? 518 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,300 He gave credit to a bloke from the future. 519 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:33,560 I tell you, the lads back at the depot are going to love this one. 520 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:46,140 Look at him. He ain't dot rocking all morning. 521 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,400 Ain't dot rocking? That's my boy. 522 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,320 What? Here comes the bride. 523 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,800 Perhaps he didn't know here comes the turkey. 524 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,660 Look at that. 525 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,320 That's not a turkey. That's something from the zoo. 526 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,520 Well, now in Gary's context, it could be. 527 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,820 Gary, nobody would be having a Christmas like this. 528 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,220 We ask, at this time of year particularly, that you spare a thought 529 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,840 rejected, the dispossessed and the starved. 530 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,060 Cheers, Yvonne. 531 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,240 I'm glad someone remembered me. 532 00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:38,120 Ladies 533 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:44,740 and 534 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:45,740 gentlemen. 535 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,520 Here, look at this. Two sherrys and he wants to make a speech. No. 536 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,080 No speeches, Phoebe. 537 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:55,400 Just a big thank you to Gary, whose contacts have come up trumps yet again. 538 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:59,800 Lobby, look, we've even got champagne for our special toast. 539 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,000 We all know what that's going to be, don't we? 540 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,260 Cool. 541 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,640 Vintage 1997. 542 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,200 Very clever touch. 543 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,820 To the future. 544 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,500 To the future. 545 00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:17,010 To the future. 546 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:21,130 Good night sweetheart. 547 00:28:21,810 --> 00:28:24,910 Sleep well banished sorrow. 548 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:28,950 Good night sweetheart. 549 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,390 Till we meet tomorrow.