1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,540 Good night, sweetheart. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:07,120 All my prayers are for you. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,300 Good night, sweetheart. 4 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:14,780 I'll be watching over you. 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:20,960 Tears and parting may make us alone. 6 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:24,760 But with the dawn, 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,560 a new day is born. 8 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,270 Can I help you? 9 00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:41,090 You've still got the hump with me, yes? The hump? Me? Why would I have the hump? 10 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:43,610 Oh, come on. You blame me for stopping you time travelling. 11 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:44,809 Only because you did. 12 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:48,290 No, I didn't. The time gate closed again. We always knew it might. 13 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:49,630 Yeah, but you dragged me back. 14 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,610 I could still be there in 1944. 15 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:55,090 Instead, I'm stuck here covered in neutral sealer, thanks. 16 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,670 So you have still got the hump? 17 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,829 No, Gary. 18 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:59,450 I just have the desire to kill you. 19 00:01:00,570 --> 00:01:01,990 Not quickly, mind you. Slowly. 20 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,180 using a sophisticated cocktail of industrial solvents that dissolve only 21 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:10,920 bones. Then I can watch you collapse in a rumpled heap of skin, knowing that for 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,580 the rest of your life you'll be transported from place to place in a 23 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:15,580 -all. 24 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,200 Well, personally, I think you've still got the hump. 25 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,640 Look, can I take you for a drink? 26 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:21,738 You can. 27 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:25,280 In fact, you can take me for a drink every day of my life until I pop my 28 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:28,760 And somewhere along the line you might find it within yourself to forgive me. 29 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,040 We could be talking several hundred thousand pints down the line. 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,900 So, how come you're chatting me up? 31 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,560 I need a favour. 32 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,180 Ha! Surprise, bloody surprise. I'll get my coat. 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,560 Gary. 34 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:42,880 Surprise, surprise. 35 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 Yes, sir. 36 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,880 Kate. Kate? 37 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,240 Have you come round to make my day? 38 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,120 Oh, I'm not sure I'd know how. 39 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:53,020 Oh, that's all right. There's full instructions sewn into the lining of my 40 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,020 skirt. 41 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,380 Kate, you are wickedly subtle. 42 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,140 Oh, I'm sorry, Gary, but when it comes to men, I'm starting to think that 43 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:01,900 subtlety is just another way of talking to myself. 44 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:04,700 Sorry, here's my date. 45 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:07,460 Hmm, prefers the company of other men. 46 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,580 Keep an eye on that Gary's farrow. 47 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,040 So, what's this fave you've come crawling for? 48 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:18,160 You were crawling when you were, and I think I missed that. No, I'll crawl from 49 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,079 here. 50 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,260 You said you'd print me some more wartime fibres. 51 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,520 Sorry, no can do. 52 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:25,830 Come on, I'm down to my last 20 quid. What am I going to do? 53 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:28,850 Well, you could try sitting outside a tube station with a small dog. It works 54 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:29,850 for some people. 55 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,730 I've got a wife and kid to support. Can't you do anything? 56 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,930 I could give you a nice piece of laminated artboard. 57 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,530 What am I supposed to do with that? 58 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,590 You're right on it, wife and kid to support, and sit outside a tube station. 59 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:44,350 And that's instead of the white fibers? No, it's instead of the small dog. 60 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:48,330 You're not being very helpful, Ron. That's because I'm not feeling very 61 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,329 generous, Gary. 62 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:51,270 And you know when I am at my most generous. 63 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,540 When you're out of your brain. Quite right. 64 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:57,700 So as it's my afternoon off, I suggest we retire to a local hostelry. And you 65 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,440 can get me very, very generous. 66 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,720 Eastern pubs are the pits at lunchtime. 67 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,100 Full of trendies trying for pose of the week. 68 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,100 Whatever happened to all those good old honest cockney folk? 69 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,220 Ronnie and Reggie had them all blown away. 70 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,520 They tell me those were the days. 71 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,610 Lunchtime at the Blind Beggar. 72 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:27,410 Apparently you could nick someone's pint, get measured for concrete shoes, 73 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:30,850 half an hour on a bent jewellery and still be back at work for two. 74 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,730 Yeah, well, what about these white fibres, eh, Ron? 75 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:36,310 Ron, old buddy. Ron, old friend. 76 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:39,130 Well, the point is, Gary... Gary, old friend. 77 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:43,530 The point is, Gary... Oh, of several thousand more pints. 78 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,030 White fibres are out of the question. 79 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:49,370 Oh, come on, Ron, you're not even trying. Gary, we're all trying. 80 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,700 There isn't a man in that print shop who hasn't got some private job on the go. 81 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,620 Or at least they would have if Mrs Flanagan would look through the wafer 82 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:58,040 enough. There must be some way of getting her out of that office. 83 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,520 There is. Ask her out. 84 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,260 Me? Come on, Gary, if she came on any stronger, you could have her arrested. 85 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,000 Ignore all that. That's just harmless, jokey stuff. 86 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,020 Ron, I've got two wives. 87 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,320 I'm not asking you to marry her. 88 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,340 Although I ain't gone bride to maid, reception, honeymoon. 89 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,540 Great distraction. I could get loads done. 90 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:20,480 Just forget it. My life is complicated enough. 91 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,400 However weird it may sound to you, I am a happily married man. 92 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,080 Oh, got a secret wife somewhere? 93 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,420 Yvonne, I thought you were in Newmarket talking to the racing fraternity. You 94 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,480 mean talking to the wall. 95 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,960 Oh, you're wasting your time there, Yvonne. You can't talk new age therapies 96 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,880 those people. Died in the wall traditionalist. You're not kidding. 97 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,980 mention the word alternative, I thought they were going to call the police. 98 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,880 Must have been like trying to flog Chumbawumba CDs to John Prescott. 99 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:47,660 Anyway, one of the lads from the yards felt sorry for me and gave me a couple 100 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,540 tips. First tip, get out of Newmarket. Second tip, don't come back. 101 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,680 No, it's a couple of horses for this weekend. 102 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,580 Well, I've never had a tip before. I've got to put a bet on, haven't I? 103 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,000 Go on, will you do it for me? I can't go into a bucket. 104 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,179 Why not? 105 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:00,240 Well, I've got this phobia. 106 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,180 When I was a kid, my grandad took me into one and all I can remember is the 107 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:07,100 smell of smoke, the smell of sweat and an even stronger smell of feet. 108 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,040 I was very little, the feet were very close. 109 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,140 And that's why you've always wanted to be tall. 110 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,120 All I have to do is think the word betting shop and I have this 111 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,340 desire to throw up. 112 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,940 It's all different now, Yvonne. 113 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,600 It's multi -screens, plush furniture, posh carpets. They even have snack bars 114 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,319 some of them. 115 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,080 You mean they actually sell you stuff to throw up? That's really clever. 116 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,800 Oh, go on, do it for me. I haven't got time. 117 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,180 Oh, and I have, I suppose. 118 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,100 Oh, I see. You've got the hunt with me as well. 119 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:37,500 Well, it might have something to do with catching tickets for you two, then 120 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,840 being stood up, standing outside Stamford Bridge in the freezing cold. If 121 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,680 get this right, Gary, it'll be a first this week. 122 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,760 Perhaps you should try someone more reliable. 123 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,040 Don't you employ a personal betting assistant? You have a personal 124 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,040 else. 125 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,060 Ron, could you do me a favour without becoming bitter and twisted? 126 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:56,260 Doing favours for people without becoming bitter is something of a 127 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,910 Yvonne. I see it as a prelude to becoming St. Ron at the lithopress. 128 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:03,370 For the record, I don't want my employees getting involved in case the 129 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:07,670 down. Yes, all right, I'll put it on. And yes, I can manage it. No -one left 130 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,510 school without knowing how to fill in a betting slip. 131 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,250 Thank you. 132 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:13,410 Here's 100. Put 50 on each horse. 133 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,070 What? I like it. 134 00:06:15,510 --> 00:06:17,630 Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh? 135 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:21,190 There's something about a woman being reckless that turns me on. 136 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:23,830 Thanks for the warning. 137 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,800 Don't let him watch Gladiators. 138 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,020 Well, I'll catch you Monday. 139 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:31,380 Why Monday? Oh, right, you're off to Paris, I forgot. 140 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,440 Don't forget the tips. Well, don't forget the duty free. 141 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,220 I suppose we should be on that as well. 142 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,740 Winning money here isn't the point. I need it in the past. 143 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,100 Win it there, then. 144 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:46,260 What? Look, I know you've always been a bit prissy about your time travel. Well, 145 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:49,740 I've held back from certain things. Like changing the face of the world, yes? 146 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,180 You don't have to change anything. 147 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,460 Just take more advantage. Look at these. 148 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,340 You find the correct Sunday paper and you've got all the racing results for 149 00:06:58,340 --> 00:06:59,340 Saturday afternoon. 150 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:03,120 Armed with that, you can walk into any stadium in London and go through the 151 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,120 card. 152 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,200 Yeah, but that'd be... What? 153 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,120 Well, you know, it'd be a bit... Highly profitable? 154 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,300 Highly profitable, you're right. 155 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:16,540 I mean, I am down to my last 20 quid. By Saturday afternoon, you could have more 156 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,820 white fibres than I could print. 157 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,100 Just by walking into Hackney Stadium. 158 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,330 Hackney? Oh, I used to enjoy an outing to the dogs. Oh, I haven't been since 159 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,210 hostilities. Since the outbreak of war? 160 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:31,350 No. I'd a row with a bloke on a turnstile. 161 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,730 Used to get him free before that. 162 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:35,170 Well, come on, then. 163 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:37,210 Today? Must be joking. Never get in. 164 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:39,350 Well, I'm sure he won't still remember you. 165 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,870 He'll have locked the gates by now. 166 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,329 Oh, you're kidding. 167 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,690 Oh, wake up, Gary. With these restricted crowds, they don't even have to be 168 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:48,490 full. With no football worth watching. 169 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:52,550 Reg, I've been given this string of amazing tips. A whole load of dead sirs. 170 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,840 Why have you got your wallet out, Gary? There's these. They're all about you. 171 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,720 And the shoes that we ordered for Michael, they turned up yesterday. 172 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,360 Can I pick them up today? 173 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,100 Um, yeah, sure. But can I do it later? Later this afternoon? 174 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,360 OK. Your money won't be worth any more by tea time. 175 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,540 Oh, you never know. 176 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,860 Rich, can we have a talk as two men of the world? 177 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,100 Right. 178 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,240 What language would this be in? 179 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,460 It's a joke. I can do them there. 180 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,680 Oh, yes. 181 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 Yes, very nearly. 182 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,760 Yeah, since you're bang on the head, talking to you is completely different. 183 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,460 Don't have to explain everything now. 184 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,660 Is that what you're out to do? 185 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:29,700 Oh, all the time. 186 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,980 Anyway, I... That must have been really irritating. 187 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,479 Yes, it was. 188 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,340 I thought maybe we could just... How did you put up with me? 189 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,700 Well, it wasn't easy. 190 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:40,860 I mean, even though you were a bit of a pain in the rear end. 191 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,100 Well, your heart was always in the right place. Now me head's in the right 192 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,100 place, too. Yeah. 193 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,040 So, now we can talk. As men of the world. Yes. 194 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,740 So, we're doing this in English, then? 195 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,400 Oh. It doesn't make you happy, does it? 196 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:55,100 What? Thinking. 197 00:08:56,340 --> 00:09:00,120 Only, my super retired the other day, and I found myself thinking, you work 198 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,400 your life, they pay you a pittance, and they throw you on a scrap heap with a 199 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,660 clock that don't even tick through your retirement. I mean, what is it all 200 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:09,180 about, Gary? Oh, never ask that, Reg. 201 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:11,520 Oh, Margie says I'm thinking too much nowadays. 202 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:12,960 Yeah, she's probably right. 203 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,540 You make yourself very unhappy. 204 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,320 Look, the fact is, Reg, I'm broke. 205 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,420 No. Well, that place up west has set me back a fortune. 206 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,880 This is the second month in a row the department's wages have fouled up. 207 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,440 But these tips are the real thing, Reg. 208 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:30,280 This is not gambling. This is serious investment. 209 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,460 You'd better not let Phoebe hear you say that. 210 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,940 Oh, Phoebe's broad -minded. 211 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,280 Phoebe, do you ever get any bookies runners in here? 212 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:39,440 What? No, I certainly do not. 213 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,560 What sort of place do you think I'm running here? 214 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:42,760 Gambling, indeed. 215 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,720 What's got into you, Gary Sparrow? 216 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,060 Well, just a passing interest, a bit of fun. 217 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,300 I've been given some tips. Dead certs, I'm told. 218 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,740 Oh, Gary. 219 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,150 That's what they all say. 220 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:56,070 Just when I thought everything was going all right. 221 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,830 Phoebe? 222 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,450 It's her old dad. 223 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,730 That was his voice. 224 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,529 The horses. 225 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,290 She saw it all when she was growing up. 226 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:07,830 Phoebe. 227 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,850 Not gambling, Gary. Anything but gambling. 228 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:13,770 I had no idea about your dad. Why did you never say? 229 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,530 It's nothing to be proud of, is it? 230 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,290 Years ago, he had his own pub. 231 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,750 We had a lot once. 232 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,910 He just... Chucked it all away. 233 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:26,230 It's a sickness, Gary. It really is. I saw it all the time when I was growing 234 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,230 up. 235 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,870 You never knew what you were coming home to. 236 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,630 Furniture or not. 237 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,170 You drove my mum into an early grave. 238 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:39,830 Phoebe, I would never let it get that bad. I'm not like that. But why this, 239 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:40,930 Gary? Why gambling? 240 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,270 Relax, Phoebe. It's not gambling. 241 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:44,389 No? No. 242 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,710 It's an investment. They're dead certs. 243 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,590 You talk to him, Reg. 244 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,210 Reg, I've got to do something. 245 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:55,410 You must know one off -course bookie. 246 00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:56,709 Mo Green. 247 00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:57,790 What? Great. Where is he? 248 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,170 Wormwood Scrubs. 249 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,330 Oh, come on, Reg. Bookies aren't criminals. 250 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:05,330 They are if they don't do it in the right place, and the right place is on 251 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,950 racecourse. I mean, the day a man can walk down the street and put on a bet 252 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:12,590 like that, it'll be the end of civilisation as we know it. You keep 253 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:13,670 Reg. 254 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,870 Reg, I've got to do something. 255 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,070 I'm desperate. Please. 256 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:24,120 Well, I hear there's... Some bloke taking over on Mo Green's old patch. 257 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,200 chancer from up north. 258 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,680 Well, great, let's try him. 259 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,360 Look, we'll kill two birds with one stone. 260 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,800 I can win some money, and you can observe. 261 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:32,999 Take note. 262 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,280 Generally collect evidence. 263 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,860 Who knows, next week you could raid him. 264 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,500 Undercover reconnaissance. We'll be setting it up as we go along. Well, 265 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,740 right. Right then, it's you and me, Gary, off down the bookies. 266 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,440 I've been sitting there enough of you, Rach. 267 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960 Not really, Gary. 268 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,440 To be honest with you, with these on, I don't even recognise you. 269 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,760 Who might you be? 270 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,240 Oh, Gary Sparrow. 271 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,240 I'm one of Mo's credit customers. 272 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,940 Not that I expect credit, of course. I'm glad about that. It saves upsetting 273 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:40,460 you. I'm taking bets on Hackney, Haringey and Clapton, all right? What is 274 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,460 top limit? 275 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,640 Are you with you? 276 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:47,080 Yes, he is. I just brought him with me to carry my winnings. 277 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 I don't have limits. 278 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,020 Limits are what punters have. 279 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,170 Cocky with her. 280 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,050 Let's see if we can change all that. 281 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:57,670 Right, here goes. 282 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:04,510 Hackney, two o 'clock. Five pound went on trap two, brave daisy. 283 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,790 Five pound on trap two, brave daisy. 284 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:12,170 It's just a matter of waiting and counting. 285 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:18,290 Gary, I'm not happy with this little coin. 286 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,830 It's perfect, Rach. 287 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,940 Not too extreme, and yet no -one would recognise you from Adam. 288 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:26,260 Then why do people keep saying, Hello, Reg, undercover job, is it? 289 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,640 Yes, perhaps a false moustache might have been a good idea. 290 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,500 Yeah. With a bit more time, I could have requisitioned one from the yard. I 291 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:38,180 could be stood here now with a wonderful George V, or maybe a two -foot WG 292 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,200 Grace. Still, might have been a bit much with a wig, eh? 293 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,100 Yes. 294 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,260 Oh, here comes a hackney result. 295 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,920 Fantastic elect, Gary. Here it comes. 296 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:53,140 It'll be Brave Daisy, three to one. 297 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,220 Violet Wonder, seven to two. 298 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,320 Violet Wonder, seven to two. 299 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,400 Surely some mistake. 300 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,360 You and your dead search. I'm surprised at you, Gary. Bear told me you had a 301 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,660 bang on your head and all, if you ask me. 302 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,660 No, that's not right. 303 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 What's happened? 304 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,200 Has a certain somebody printed me some duff info? 305 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,360 No. 306 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720 But no, that was the result. 307 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,420 Brave Daisy should be the winner. 308 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:22,419 Shouldn't she? 309 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,740 Leave me out of gambling, Gary. 310 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,920 I'm here purely as an highly trained and eagle -eyed observer. 311 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,260 Gary. 312 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,640 Gary, what an unexpected development. 313 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:46,160 Phoebe, what are you doing here? Finding out what you're doing here. 314 00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:49,350 There's no place for a woman. I mean, look, there isn't a woman in the place. 315 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,950 Well, there should be. And they should be dragging these men out of here, 316 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:55,110 throwing their wages away like this, their kids going short. It's 317 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,110 Keep your voice down, Phoebe. I don't care who hears me. 318 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,330 Gary, are we rich? 319 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:01,750 Rich? No. 320 00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:05,250 Then what are you doing here, throwing away our money? Come on, let's go. 321 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,850 I will, I will. I just want to see the next Hackney result. 322 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,310 Not another one of your dead shirts. 323 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:13,810 Look, Phoebe, I know what I'm doing. You watch. It'll be bold bid, track four. 324 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,220 Here it comes now. 325 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,900 King Oscar, drop three. 326 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,060 King Oscar, drop four. 327 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,660 No, that's not possible. 328 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Gary. 329 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,320 Wait a minute. 330 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,600 This character's making it up. 331 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,700 He waits to see who nobody's backed and then he declares it the winner. Talk 332 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,700 about a bad loser. 333 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,860 He's not himself, Rich. 334 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,300 This is gambling fever. I saw it with Dad. 335 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,300 They've become blind to the truth. 336 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:41,880 Rich, this bloke's a villain. 337 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,760 Well, of course he is. He's taking bets in a garage. 338 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,000 He has taken half my money. 339 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,420 Excuse me, a word. 340 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:49,860 I'm not happy. 341 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,360 No? Try backing a winner. 342 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,360 I have just backed two winners, but news of it doesn't seem to have travelled 343 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,360 this far. 344 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,120 So what are you saying? 345 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:03,920 I'm saying that judging by your results, the other end of that telephone is up 346 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,920 somebody's rectum. 347 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,460 These are not the correct results. 348 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,580 You got a telephone, then? 349 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,920 No. Then how do you know? 350 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,230 You've got to be some kind of race fixer. 351 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,250 Because if you think you know the results, I reckon it's you what's 352 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,250 over. 353 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:25,190 Look, I want my winnings because I have back the last two winners. I don't look 354 00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,190 like it to me. 355 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:30,170 Oh, you're not being very bright, are you? 356 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,610 You don't know who my contacts are. 357 00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:34,270 That's true. 358 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:38,390 So I would urge you, under the circumstances, to do the sensible thing. 359 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:43,390 The, um... The sensible thing, you say? 360 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 I think that's best. 361 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,340 Right. Oi! 362 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,260 That ain't all for my mate. 363 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,520 Your mate. Do him and all. 364 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,860 You can't do that! 365 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,680 You can't do that! 366 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Are you all right, mate? 367 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,020 That was a nasty bang on the head. 368 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,260 I can't do that to me. 369 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,280 I'm from Scotland Yard. 370 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,680 Scotland Yard? 371 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,480 Is this something I said? 372 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,300 What were you thinking of, Reg? 373 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:12,619 To mark the hoop. 374 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,150 We should relax and think about something nice. 375 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,450 I just fancied a bowl of tomato soup. 376 00:17:21,589 --> 00:17:23,569 I'm on the edge of thinking back to how we used to be. 377 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,970 Scotland Yard are in for a bit of a shock. 378 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,490 I wonder how long before they notice. 379 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,650 Margie will be ever so relieved, though. 380 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:34,410 She was proud of him being promoted and all that, but said he wasn't the Red she 381 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,289 knew and loved. 382 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:38,910 He was starting to think too much. He was off down a steep, slippery slope. 383 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,210 Well, it's probably best for all concerned, then. 384 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:46,830 Personally, I was just beginning to find him handy, but... Don't expect any 385 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:50,710 sympathy from me, Gary Sparrow. I just hope that teaches you not to go gambling 386 00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:53,290 and mix in with low life. Oh, lesson learned, I think. 387 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,330 I promise, no more gambling. 388 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:57,710 Athlete sandwiches. 389 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,110 Pardon? 390 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,210 Athlete sandwiches. 391 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:03,930 Well, I've gone off tomato soup. 392 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,570 I was thinking about it so long it went cold. 393 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,990 Well, what do you think I should think? You're the nurse. 394 00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:12,420 Whatever you fancy the most, Reg. 395 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,040 It's just nice to have you back. 396 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,960 Well, maybe Saturday evening, but I'd better get back to the office. 397 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,140 Oh, Gary, I don't want to nag, but it's the end of the week and those bills need 398 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,660 sorting. Oh, yeah, of course. 399 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,680 Is five enough? 400 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,000 Oh, that'll do most, except Mr Toffee knows the butcher. 401 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,100 Right. Oh, that should do me. 402 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,280 Yeah, it's done me too. 403 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,600 Oh, come on, Ron, I'm totally skint. 404 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,140 There must be the odd moment where you can print a few. 405 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,080 I need about three hours, Gary. 406 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,760 Mrs. Flanagan's never out of the office for that long. 407 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,580 Unless someone takes her out. 408 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:53,980 A date. A date, a rendezvous, a tryst. A slow rogering in a lorry park in 409 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:54,979 Stratford East. 410 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980 I don't care. 411 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,280 It's three hours which is the important bit. 412 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,760 She's coming back. Go for it. The whole print room's behind you. I haven't asked 413 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,420 a woman out for ages. What if she doesn't? 414 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,480 Haven't you got any work to do? 415 00:19:11,409 --> 00:19:12,409 Okay. Gary. 416 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,810 Twice in one weekend. 417 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,190 Yes. Yes, I just can't keep away, can I? Really? 418 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,050 Fancy going for a drink? 419 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,010 What, now? 420 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,430 A sort of date? 421 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,730 Date, rendezvous, trist. 422 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:29,030 Do you know Stratford East? 423 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:36,110 What? They do a nice glass of wine at the theatre bar. I'll get my coat. 424 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,350 We've been out two hours. 425 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:54,950 Days? 426 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,010 Oh, no, no. 427 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:02,130 No, I meant it feels like we've known each other for ages because you're such 428 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,130 great company. 429 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,990 No, I'm not sure that waiter would agree. 430 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:09,070 Gary, just because a wine takes four years to mature doesn't mean it needs to 431 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,150 take a week to pour out. 432 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,570 And you didn't like his attitude. 433 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:16,170 I ordered a macon superior, not a garçon superior. 434 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,820 So... This is what you're into. 435 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,140 Oh, yes, yes. 436 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:23,980 1939 to 45. 437 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,300 Items for the evoking of suitable memories. 438 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,660 I even dress for it. 439 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,940 Oh, right. 440 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:37,180 Right, I'm with you. Well, I'm game. So, what's it to be? The nurse and the 441 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,180 wounded airman? 442 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,500 What? Or two Nazis in a bunker with only hours to live? 443 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:51,060 a wonderful sense of humour, Kate. I said to Ron, you have a wonderful sense 444 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,060 humour. 445 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,900 But that's why I jumped at the chance to go out with you, you know. Well, that 446 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,180 and I thought you deserved a break. 447 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,640 You felt sorry for me? 448 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,979 Oh, no, no. 449 00:20:58,980 --> 00:20:59,980 Good, good, don't. 450 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,940 No, but you should give it a rest every now and then. 451 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,880 That's what I always say to my wife. 452 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,100 I did mention I was married. Yes, yes, you did. Yes, I did. 453 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,720 Well, I'm always saying to my wife, you know, you should rest more. 454 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,820 Even 90s women, work, work, work. 455 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,600 Do I appear to be... 456 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,290 Cracking up? 457 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:20,910 Well, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just saying that stress symptoms can 458 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:21,910 on like that. 459 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,070 Well, thank you for caring, Gary. 460 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,850 Um, look, Kate, Mrs Flanagan. 461 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,130 Mr Sparrow. 462 00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:34,090 I should mention I'm a happily married man. Yes, you keep saying that, Gary. It 463 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:36,030 makes you sound awfully sweet. 464 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,310 And just where is Mrs Sparrow tonight? 465 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:40,809 In France. 466 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:41,810 On her own? 467 00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:44,370 No, with her partner, Clive. Her business partner. 468 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:48,990 Gary. Are you sure you're both happily married, not just you? 469 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:55,490 And, um, what about Mr Flanagan? You never mention him. No, history. 470 00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:58,790 He was a very, uh, nice man. 471 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:01,530 Regular church girl, did lots of charity work. 472 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:05,890 He was an organ donor, too, though he rarely donated to me. 473 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:10,710 I think he must have been saving himself for science. 474 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,970 Who are you saving yourself for, Gary? 475 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,160 Kate, I've told you, I'm a happily... Happily married man, yes, I know. Look, 476 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,720 come on, Gary, you plied me with wine. Did I resist a good plying? Did I say no 477 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,760 to that second bottle? 478 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,420 Well, no. Well, quite. 479 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,280 Then you bring me here to this strange little museum that's not even on the 480 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,540 tourist map. Do I complain? 481 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:36,880 Do I even ask what I'm doing here in this strange little 482 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880 place? 483 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,480 There's an outside, too, I'll show you. 484 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,240 Wonderful. 485 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,480 I'm just what is out there. 486 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,360 Scale model of the Art Royal. 487 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,340 Replica plan of the trenches at Stalingrad. 488 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Impress me, Gary. 489 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960 See? 490 00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:59,140 Oh, yes. 491 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Fabulous. 492 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,360 Gary? Huh? 493 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,660 Do you like it out here? 494 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:07,999 Love it. 495 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,620 Absolutely love it. Always have. 496 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,740 OK. OK, whatever, I can get into that. 497 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:18,500 No, Kate, when I said I love it out here, I meant the... It's all right, 498 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:22,020 used to have a boyfriend who liked it outdoors. If I wasn't frozen to death on 499 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:24,740 Hampstead Heath, I was bitten to death on Primrose Hill. 500 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:31,280 Do you think you'll be comfortable here, or do you think perhaps you might try 501 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,280 over there? 502 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,840 Gary? 503 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:58,280 You should take a few deep breaths and then we'll get you back inside. 504 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,780 I said you've been working too hard. 505 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,340 Loss of vision, that is a typical stress symptom. 506 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,660 Really? Oh, yes. 507 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:08,740 We shouldn't have had that second bottle, should we? I mean, that's what 508 00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,399 isn't it? 509 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400 Well, I don't know. 510 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,240 Have you ever had this with booze before? 511 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:14,780 No. 512 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,980 Gary, would you walk me home? 513 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,780 Sure, no problem. 514 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,260 In fact, I need to pick something up. 515 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,700 Oh. 516 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,660 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 517 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,620 Just what the hell is going on? Ah, Mrs. 518 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:43,420 Flanagan. D .S. Bruce, Subscene Publications. 519 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:49,760 James? Yeah, publications, that's right. But we do sell videos and... Sorry, 520 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:50,539 it's just a joke. 521 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,540 Is this a raid? 522 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,160 This, as you quite rightly observe, sir, is a raid. 523 00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:58,330 And apart from the dirty stuff, we also found one of your employees knocking out 524 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,910 these. Calvin Klein, Givenchy. 525 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:02,170 Oh, great. 526 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,370 So obviously we'll be looking for a statement. 527 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,910 Obviously. So it's just these two, then? 528 00:25:07,190 --> 00:25:08,790 Just these two. Isn't that enough? 529 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,210 Well, apart from this weird loser. 530 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,850 Fancies himself as a bit of a forger. 531 00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:18,390 Trouble is, he's about 50 years behind the times. 532 00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:23,610 You didn't even send me a solicitor. 533 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,240 You didn't need one. White fibres aren't illegal. 534 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,080 Bit of a grey area there, Gary. 535 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,380 They're not happy with me. 536 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:32,800 Anyway, after an hour, I decided to tell them the truth. 537 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,319 What truth? 538 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,340 I told them that they were for a friend of mine who goes time travelling and is 539 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,440 a bit short in 1944. 540 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,800 And they let you go? 541 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,600 Provisionally. Well, fine. 542 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,860 Not really. I've got to go back next Wednesday and see their psychiatrist. 543 00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,089 Is that it? 544 00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,090 Well, what else can I say? 545 00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:57,950 How about how many oceans of lager do I owe you now, Ron? 546 00:25:58,610 --> 00:26:01,930 You know, the only good thing to come out of this week is Yvonne's bet. 547 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,910 At least I've got 100 quid of beer money in me back pocket. 548 00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:06,610 What? 549 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,770 You forgot to put the bet on, didn't you? 550 00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:15,030 I can't wait to hear what Yvonne has to say about that. 551 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,730 Are you kidding? I can't admit it. She'll think I'm a total waste of space. 552 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,370 Then you'll have to make good the bet out of your own money. 553 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,480 Guess who's just pulled up? 554 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,960 I'm staying here. 555 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:31,820 I can't wait to hear how many different kinds of prat you are. 556 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,940 Hold on, hold on. They're both one? 557 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,580 Five to one and two to one. Five to one, two to one. So that's 50 quid on each, 558 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,700 so that's 250. 559 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760 Leave it to me, Gary. 560 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:44,900 Bonjour, Madame Sparrow. How did Paris treat you? Better than Newmarket. 561 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:48,920 Gary, here's your tequila. Ron, here's your chocolate mint liqueur. I don't 562 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,420 chocolate mint liqueur. Neither do I. 563 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,180 But I did buy you 25 Havana cigars. You know, the big ones, like Vincent 564 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,600 Churchill used to smoke. Are you kidding? 565 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,080 That's right, I'm kidding. 566 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,580 Gary, what about my tips, eh? 567 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,620 Yeah, what about them? 568 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:02,900 You did back them. 569 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,720 Yvonne, would I let you down? 570 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:09,580 We were just on our way to pick up your winnings. Just on our way. It's amazing. 571 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:12,900 I've never even won a raffle before and the first one came in at five to one. 572 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:15,640 Oh, Gary did much better than that, didn't you? 573 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,540 Did I? 574 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:19,860 Modesty, Gary. 575 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,120 You'd have been proud of him, Yvonne. Your clever husband got you eight to 576 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,340 That means you've won me 400 pounds. 577 00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:29,679 That's right. 578 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,760 Gary, you're a genius! 579 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,450 Thanks. He should have seen what he did with that second horse. 580 00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:41,070 You probably thought it was two -to -one favourite, but you should have seen him 581 00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:43,330 in and out of every betting shop on the Mile End Road. 582 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,490 I'll tell this, Ron. Would he settle for two -to -one? No, he would not. Not 583 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:47,550 even three -to -one. Wrong. 584 00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:49,690 Four -to -one, Yvonne, would you believe that? 585 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:53,790 Four -to -one, that's £200. That's £600. There you're coming on, love. 586 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:57,930 Big treat in store for you when you come home. 587 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:04,090 You bastard. 588 00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:09,890 You just cost me 600 quid. I was just trying to cover for your inadequacies. 589 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:11,690 Sorry if I overcompensated. 590 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:17,210 I have to cough up 600 quid. My wife is a millionaire and I have to give her 600 591 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:18,990 pounds. Don't worry about it, Gary. 592 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:23,410 The police gave me these back. Your white fibres. Don't bother to count it. 593 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,650 There's 600 pounds there. 594 00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,090 Don't you just love irony? 595 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:30,770 Good night, sweetheart. 596 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,060 Sleep will banish sorrow. 597 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,500 Good night, sweetheart, 598 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,100 till we meet tomorrow.