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Good night, sweet heart.

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All my prayers are for you.

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Good night, sweet heart.

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I'll be watching over you.

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Tears and crying may make us alone.

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But with the coming,

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a new day is born.

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Sorry, sir, can you hear that? There's a
moron on the line talking gibberish.

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Yes, Mortimer, I do mean you.

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How long have you been working for
Nature Boy Cosmetics?

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Six months.

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And you still haven't learnt that I run
a can -do company?

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Go do Mortimer.

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Oh, that was so sexy.

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You find a woman being abusive on the
phone sexy.

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Some men pay a lot of money for it.

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You should see Ron's quarterly bill.

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So you don't mind having a successful
wife, then?

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No. I love seeing you so independent,
self -reliant and motivated.

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I really enjoy it when you're on top.

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You've stopped talking about work now,
haven't you?

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I'm sorry it took me so long to get used
to the idea of you being the next

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Richard Branson, but just promise me you
won't grow one of those silly little

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beards.

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You know, like your mother's.

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me the last couple of days. I've loved
being with you two.

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Well, stick around, then. We'll do lunch
with some legal people at the Savoy

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Grill, and then tonight I'm closing a
deal over dinner at the Ivy.

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Well, I'd love to, but I really ought to
spend some time here.

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Oh, why?

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Well, there's people who are relying on
me being around, you know, but I'll

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certainly make it for dinner tonight.

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I've brought you a little present.

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It's a palm -top computer in a
customised antique silver case.

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Oh. Wow.

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Well, this must have cost you a fortune.

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I think you're worth it.

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Thank you.

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All we need now is soft light and some
music.

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Hmm, well done.

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Gary!

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Sorry, sorry, I forgot. It's my Sound of
the Blitz tape. I got it in to give the

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place a matmos.

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New Prodigy album.

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It's mood music.

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Hardly up there with whale song, is it?

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Successful trip?

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Very. Do I detect romance blossoming in
your lives?

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Two. Two?

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Due to judicious investment, I have
procured myself a date.

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You bought a tart.

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Do I look desperate?

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I joined a dating agency.

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Yeah, I'd call that desperate.

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Look, to use football parlance, I
haven't been in the opposition's hearth

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over a year.

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Let alone got anywhere near the box.

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So, like Kevin Keegan, I've reached for
the checkbook. Yeah, and look what

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paying for it did for him. He caught
Fulham.

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Yeah, well, I'll take precautions.

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So, have you got any handy hints for me?
You're my best friend. Only friend.

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Only friends?

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So you can't be brutal.

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Well, knowing you as I do, Ron, I'd say
your best bet is to spend much and say

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little. I pass a cash point on the way.

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I've got to go. Take care, love. Oh, you
too.

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Oh, your skin feels very dry.

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Try this.

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It's Nature Boy's new moisturiser for
men.

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Tea tree and jojoba.

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Oh, right. Thanks.

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Bye. Bye.

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You're going to use that?

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Well, you reckon it's too girly?

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I use peach nut facial scrub.

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You don't.

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I'm back on the market.

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Apparently, women put a lot of store in
personal grooming.

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Have you noticed any difference?

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Well, yeah.

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Now you mention it. I think it's really
opened up my pores.

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Nobody hears about this conversation,
right? No.

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I gave up the Savoy Grill for this.

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I've just had a quick look at the books.
This place is doing really well.

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Yeah, well, it's Tuesday afternoon.

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We're always quiet Tuesday afternoon.

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Here, can you go through these for me?

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Um... I'm sorry, am I keeping you?

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Well, I told you I've got to be back for
seven. It's work.

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Well, I at least can have time to go and
see little Michael.

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Remember? Two foot high, calls you Dada.

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Um, I don't think I'll make it to the
West End and back in time.

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Well... Thanks for all your support.

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Well, I wish you could be a bit more
independent, you know, self -reliant.

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I beg your pardon?

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I'm single -handedly managing this pub,
keeping up a West End flat and bringing

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up your son.

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And cooking and cleaning and keeping
house for you. On the odd occasion,

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there to appreciate it. Phoebe, I'm
sorry. I shouldn't have said that. Well,

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everybody, everything's under control.

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Just keep calm.

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There's no need to fret.

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No one is, Red. Well, you're blooming
with order, B. Come on out. There's a...

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What's the name?

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In the... Duda.

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Reg, I've never run from a waster name
before. I don't intend to start now.

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Look, just take a deep breath and see if
you can lapse into English.

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Everybody's got to evacuate to the
school hall.

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They found an unexploded bomb in
Duckie's passage.

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Ah, you see, all he had to do was re...
What?

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He won't be able to see anything that
closes the street off.

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Cool.

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Excitable, isn't he?

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Reg, I've asked you before not to bandy
my name about willy -nilly whilst I'm on

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duty at Constable Deadman. Anything else
undermines the deep respect I've built

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up in the local community.

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I recognise you, Ronnie.

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Or is it Reggie?

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I should be having words with your
mother.

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What have you been round here for, Gary?

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Come down to school. There's a piano.
You can play everyone one of your songs.

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Uh, no. I think I'd be of more help
here.

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Know a bit about bomb disposal, do you?

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You going to give the chaps a bit of a
hand?

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No. No, um, too many cooks and all that.

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Many hands make light work.

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Shut up, Reg.

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Sorry, Constable Devlin.

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I would be grateful, though, if you
could just nip down and see how they're

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getting on.

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Don't like interrupting sappers.

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Oh, please.

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I just want to know how long they think
they're going to be.

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Why are you so concerned?

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We're so special about Duckett's
passage.

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Sorry. Can't say.

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I hate having husband in a secret
service.

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Too many secrets.

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Rex.

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Not again, Margie.

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We'll think that'll be OK.

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Are you joking? That passage is
completely blocked.

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I was talking about the bump on Reggie's
head.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Mind, you've got to take your hat off to
those sappers.

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Yeah, yeah, they certainly know when to
take a tea break.

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He looks a bit vacant.

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Oh, do you think so?

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No, that's good. That's his normal look.

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How do you feel, Reg?

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Very queer.

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It's like a light's gone on in me head.

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Well, we always knew there was a light
on, Reg. We just didn't think there was

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anyone at home.

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Don't be facetious, Gary.

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There was a big word for me.

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Tommy Arbor.

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Oh, no.

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He's concussed. No.

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No, I've just worked out who's running
the dodgy petrol coupon ring.

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Suddenly it's all as clear as day.

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Could a... Could a bang on the head make
him?

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You know, bright.

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That bigger miracle will make this place
more popular than Lourdes.

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Well, look, Reg, seeing as you're OK, do
you think you'd just nip outside and

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see how long it's going to be before
they clear Duckett's Passage?

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He's not going out there.

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Why? You think the bomb's going to go
off again? Go on.

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Is that a nasty shock? He needs rest.

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What's the panic?

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I told you, I've got to get to work.

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So go down Columbia Road or use the
tram.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Single to 1998, please.

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What? Well, nothing. Ignore me. I've got
to go.

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Oh, look, don't try and get up west.
There's a raid due here tonight, but you

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should be safe in the cellar. But
Michael needs... Well, Michael's being

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after, isn't he? He'll be fine.

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When will you be back?

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Tomorrow.

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Maybe sooner.

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There's something fishy going on there.

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How do you know?

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Trust me on now.

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Please let me get back.

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I don't want to be stuck here for the
duration.

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I must have woke up.

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I get to that restaurant where I'm going
to have the biggest double brandy.

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Harry?

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What's up with you?

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You look like you've seen a ghost.

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Where am I?

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One minute I'm scrambling over rubber,
ripping me nylons to shreds, and the

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I was in that yard with those gates.

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This can't be happening.

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Eh?

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My God, you're real. Look, that's
unreal.

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What is the matter?

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No, no, no, wait a minute.

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This must be because of the bomb.

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You're shell -shocked.

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Oh, yeah, I have no idea.

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I don't understand this. I've never seen
those gates out there before.

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What is this place?

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Um, well, like I say, it's the bomb. You
know, buildings being blown up.

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walls coming down, and naturally you're
going to see things you haven't seen

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before, like my secret headquarters.

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This is your secret headquarters?

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It looks like a shop.

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It's clever, isn't it?

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Look, you have no idea how much you
shouldn't be here. You've got to go

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Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh,

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Gary, is this really necessary?

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Oh, definitely.

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Why didn't you tell me your secret
headquarters were in Duckett's Passage?

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because, um... Well, because then it
wouldn't have been secret, would it?

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on.

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When this war's over, we're not going to
have any more secrets.

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No, no, I promise.

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Oh, mind the wheelie bin.

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What's the wheelie bin?

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It's a sort of dustbin on wheels.

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Why have you got your dustbin on wheels?

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I'm a spy. I need to be mobile.

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I'm putting you in position, and I want
you to walk straight forward, OK?

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I think I can manage that. OK.

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Ow!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You must have drifted off course. Try
again.

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Ready?

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And... Ow!

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Do it to me!

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Oh, my God.

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I'm going to have a bump on the head.

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No!

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Nothing, nothing. Come on, I'll get you
back in the shop.

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HQ. What on earth is that?

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Well, just someone playing some music.

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What sort of music is it?

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Vera Lynn.

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That has never been released.

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Look, she's changed labels, all right?

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Ow! Ow!

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Can't I take this blindfold off?

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Yes, yes.

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Sorry.

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Oh,

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that's better.

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What's going on out there?

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Um, the... Security gates. They're on a
time lock. We'll have to wait for them

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to open.

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How long will that be?

252
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,290
I wish I knew.

253
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:25,490
What's a Game Boy?

254
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:26,810
No, no, no, you can't see that.

255
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:31,510
Why is your tea in little bags?

256
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:33,990
Rushing.

257
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,710
The Sunday Sports.

258
00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,110
Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no.

259
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,850
I just buy that for the articles, you
know.

260
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,000
There's a lot of stuff in here you
really mustn't see, and I'm going to

261
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,420
clear it all out, so you are going to
have to sit in the toilet.

262
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:50,859
Oh, Gary.

263
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,700
Look, do you want to jeopardise national
security?

264
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:54,980
Of course not. Then get in that toilet.

265
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,700
By rights, I should shoot you.

266
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,300
Hope it doesn't come to that.

267
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,380
Now, if you're post -war, you get in
this box.

268
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:22,980
No,

269
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880
no.

270
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,940
No,

271
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
no, you'll break it.

272
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,040
Moisturiser, moisturiser.

273
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:47,780
I don't fancy having to explain jojoba
to somebody who thinks coal tar soap's a

274
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,780
bit upmarket.

275
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,880
A watch calendar.

276
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,360
That's three years out of date. I don't
know why I keep it.

277
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440
Oh, yes, I do.

278
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,520
You OK?

279
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,279
It's okay.

280
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,520
It's okay. You can come out now.

281
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,980
Why do we have to wait for the time
lock?

282
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,240
Why can't we just go out through the
front door?

283
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,720
Uh, will you remember that air raid I
told you about?

284
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,680
Do you just start any minute now?

285
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,920
See? Told you.

286
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,560
So, we couldn't have just climbed over
the gates then?

287
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,580
More than my drops must.

288
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,280
I hope Michael's OK.

289
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,300
I'm sure he's fine.

290
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,500
I should be with him.

291
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,200
Are you sure we're going to be all
right? I don't like these Morrison

292
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:37,020
Trust me, as air raids go, this will be
one of the safer.

293
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I'm hungry.

294
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,780
I suppose you've got anything to eat.

295
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,560
Oh, actually, I might have some mint.

296
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960
What's that?

297
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,380
No, that... It's just an old...

298
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:52,630
Cigarette pit.

299
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,530
Spider.

300
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:57,890
I know how much you hate them.

301
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,350
Oh, is it supposed to rustle?

302
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,670
Well, like I said, it's old.

303
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:07,790
Oh, God. What's that?

304
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,829
Answering machine.

305
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,810
You've got a machine to answer your
telephone?

306
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:14,569
That's your voice.

307
00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:16,069
Oh, it's my phone.

308
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,470
Oh, my God.

309
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,940
Just stay there.

310
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,619
Hi, Ron. Hi, hi.

311
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,220
Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to the
restaurant. I got held up.

312
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,140
Yeah, yeah, the tape is a bit loud,
isn't it?

313
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,080
Oh, oh, good. Great. Well, I'm glad it
went well.

314
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,120
Yeah, well, I wish I was with you too.

315
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,180
No, no, no, no, no. You can't come here.

316
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280
Why?

317
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:48,980
Because I'm coming home to you.

318
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:50,780
Yeah.

319
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,030
Yeah, I can't wait either.

320
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:54,550
Well, I'll see you in about an hour
then. All right.

321
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:55,970
Bye. Bye -bye.

322
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:58,910
Why did I say that?

323
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,180
No, Gary.

324
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,700
I'm waiting for my date. I don't care
what sort of crisis you're having.

325
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,560
will... What?

326
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,360
So Phoebe's where?

327
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,780
I'm on my way.

328
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:08,630
Who is this Yvonne again?

329
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,110
Yvonne Gilligan.

330
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,810
She's our number one. You know, the big
boss.

331
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,610
If she calls, I have to go running.

332
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:18,670
Even in an air raid?

333
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,770
Well, man's got to do, you know.

334
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,290
But you'll be fine with Ron. He'll look
after you.

335
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,110
Not to worry.

336
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,250
That's the all clear.

337
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,310
There's another side.

338
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:32,710
I mean, there's another wave coming.
That's a mistake.

339
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:36,590
Plumineck. Some trigger -happy ARP
warden, I expect.

340
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,500
Well, you could use the lull to nip to
the toilet, if you like.

341
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,940
Yeah, I think I will. Back in a tick.
OK.

342
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,280
How much longer can I keep this up?

343
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,380
Oh, I'm glad to see you.

344
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,900
Look, I'm sorry I spoiled your date.

345
00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,960
Don't worry about it. She's probably a
dog anyway.

346
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,480
So where's Phoebe?

347
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,720
She's in the loo.

348
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:06,930
But look, there's a few things you need
to know before she comes out. She thinks

349
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,870
there's an air raid going on, but there
isn't. It's just my blitz tape, which I

350
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:13,550
turn over before I leave. Gotcha. Right,
now I'll be back as soon as I can. But

351
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:16,310
all you have to do is keep Phoebe here
until I've sorted Yvonne out. Right.

352
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,930
So how come she's here? Why can't she go
back? What?

353
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,010
A bomb went off in Duckett's passage.
Maybe it's disturbed the fabric of the

354
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,590
space -time continuum. Do you think?

355
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,570
No, I don't know. I'm guessing.

356
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,410
Who am I, Stephen Hawking?

357
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:32,690
It might be a celestial bank holiday for
all I know. All time portals are closed

358
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,690
for the day.

359
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:35,950
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
under stress.

360
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:39,710
What if it never reopens?

361
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:42,530
Shut up.

362
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:44,290
Right, just shut up.

363
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,470
Is your little boy here too? No, he's at
home. No coward's looking after him. Of

364
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,470
course he is.

365
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,270
All right, all right, here she comes,
here she comes.

366
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,050
Hold on, who am I? What?

367
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,350
Oh, you work in the Secret Service with
me.

368
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:01,280
Oh, except she's met your grandfather,
Albert, when Phoebe and I went to

369
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,220
Liverpool, remember? So to stop her
making any family connections, you have

370
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,219
change your surname.

371
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,220
What about Bond?

372
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:11,320
You're not going to go over the top with
this, are you? What?

373
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:15,700
Hello? Oh, Phoebe, this is my colleague,
Ron Bond.

374
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,220
It's Commander Bond, actually.

375
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,160
P .S .C. and Bob.

376
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,500
of them actually meeting you.

377
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,320
It's such an unexpected not to say you
need... Yeah, well, let's not overdo it,

378
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:33,039
eh, Ron?

379
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,620
Well, I really ought to go. I've just
got to do that thing.

380
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,800
Oh, after you, ma 'am.

381
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,360
So, Phoebe, do you want to hear how I
saved the world?

382
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,160
Well, congratulations on closing the
deal.

383
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:00,980
You seem a bit hyper.

384
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,000
No, no, no, fine. Just been rushing
around, you know.

385
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,300
Well, you're home now.

386
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:06,540
Yeah.

387
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,380
Oh, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

388
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,620
What?

389
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:15,040
Yeah, thought so. I left my wallet in
the shop. I'm going to need that first

390
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,280
thing in the morning. I'll have to go
back and get it. Oh, Gary.

391
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:20,960
Yeah, I know, but it's really important.
I need it. You know, I won't be very

392
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,120
long. You know I'd rather be with you.

393
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,500
It's all right. I'll come with you.

394
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,900
No.

395
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,880
No, I mean, there's no need.

396
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100
I want to.

397
00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:29,879
That's silly.

398
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,880
Gary, there's absolutely no reason why I
shouldn't come with you.

399
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,920
No, there isn't, is there?

400
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,760
Oh, my God. Gary, what is going on in
the shop?

401
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:43,900
Well,

402
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,640
this is why I didn't want you to come.

403
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:51,380
You're not going to believe this, but
it's Ron and his date.

404
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:54,740
Turns out she's got a fetish about the
war.

405
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:59,600
And he's a mate, so when he asked if
they could have a rummage through my

406
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:00,960
I felt obliged to say yes.

407
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:09,000
Can you tell from his shadow if he's
naked?

408
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,700
Oh, Gary, please don't put those
pictures inside my head.

409
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,820
You're too good to him, you know.

410
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,300
I know. Fool to myself.

411
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,520
Mind you, logic dictates. Any girl who'd
go out with Wheatcroft has to be weird.

412
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Well, exactly.

413
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:27,390
Look, I think you'd better stay in the
car. It's not going to be a pretty

414
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:35,130
So that left just me and Oddjob, the
vicious oriental henchman of Doctor No.

415
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:38,690
Hold on. I tell a lie, it was
Goldfinger.

416
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:41,850
One mission does tend to blare into
another after a while.

417
00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:43,570
Oh, charming.

418
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,750
We have a problem.

419
00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:47,990
It's all right, she's asleep.

420
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:49,290
A bigger problem.

421
00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:50,469
Than all this?

422
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,210
Mm -hm. If Om's outside in the car.

423
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:53,860
That is a bigger problem.

424
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:57,340
We can't let them meet. It'll be like
matter meeting antimatter. Shh.

425
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,900
If they meet, it'll be my life that
doesn't matter.

426
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:03,260
But it's all right if one thinks that
Phoebe is your date who turned out to

427
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:05,460
a fetish about the war and you're in
here playing kinky games.

428
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,520
How did you convince her I'd go out with
a weirdo like that?

429
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,240
Wasn't easy.

430
00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:16,880
Look, I've got to go and check if the
time portal's open.

431
00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,670
please let it be open.

432
00:24:28,490 --> 00:24:31,570
If it is, I promise I'll be good and
honest from now on.

433
00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:35,990
Well, apart from the bigamy thing, I'm
sort of stuck with that.

434
00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:03,750
Phoebe? Sorry, I'm still closed off.

435
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:05,630
Is that the all clear?

436
00:25:05,810 --> 00:25:09,530
Yeah, yeah, and the time lock on the
security gate's open, so we can go home.

437
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:13,050
About time.

438
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:17,650
Stu, I'm going to have lots to tell
little Michael when I get back. No, no,

439
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,790
mustn't tell anyone about this place,
and you must never try and come here

440
00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:24,310
again. Not that it'll be here, because
now security's been breached, we'll have

441
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:27,290
to move, right, Ron? Oh, absolutely,
security war factor six.

442
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:28,670
Yeah, oh...

443
00:25:28,899 --> 00:25:30,520
Security walk back to seven, probably.

444
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,340
All right, Gary. Keep your hair on.

445
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,300
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's
important.

446
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,840
Come on, then. Let's go home, eh?

447
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,080
Oh, it's chilly out now.

448
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,960
Hello.

449
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,260
Hello.

450
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:45,900
I'm Yvonne.

451
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:48,540
Phoebe.

452
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,860
You're Gary's number one, aren't you?

453
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,340
I sincerely hope so.

454
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:55,140
What's with your coat?

455
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,619
Very unusual.

456
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,620
I got it in America.

457
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,680
Bloomingdale's. Blooming where?

458
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160
It's a shop.

459
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,040
Fancy. Not really.

460
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,880
Pardon? Sorry.

461
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,000
Fascinating as this conversation is, I
really think we should be getting on.

462
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,540
OK, Commander.

463
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840
Do you want me to put my blindfold back
on?

464
00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:21,380
I think I'll go back to the car.

465
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,820
Nice meeting you.

466
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120
Likewise.

467
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,660
TTFN.

468
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:39,480
Did that really just happen?

469
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,200
I think so, yeah.

470
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,820
You should probably be running along.

471
00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,860
Yvonne seems very nice. You wouldn't get
on.

472
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,180
Hello. You too.

473
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,940
Cool, that bang on the head did me the
power of good.

474
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,680
While he was away, I did the Times
crossword, I solved two more crimes, and

475
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,540
used the word genre in a conversation.

476
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:13,460
Well, that's great, Reg. So, where you
been?

477
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,680
We, uh, we went for a walk, and then
when the raid started, we sheltered down

478
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,479
the tube.

479
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,820
Raid? What raid?

480
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,940
Well, you must have had a raid here
tonight.

481
00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:28,140
Yeah. Of course we did.

482
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,800
I was just being provocative.

483
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:33,560
I can do that now I know what it means.

484
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,020
I always said it and I was right.

485
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:39,320
What? If he had brains, he'd be
dangerous.

486
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,620
Quick word to the wise. I wouldn't let
Harry have any more to drink tonight.

487
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,980
He's been seeing disembodied hands in
Duckett Passage.

488
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,460
Do you want a drink?

489
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,920
No, I'd better get back to HQ.

490
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,740
You won't try and follow me, will you?

491
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,079
Don't worry.

492
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,100
It's been nice, though, seeing a part of
your secret life.

493
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,180
Perhaps we could do it again sometime.

494
00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:11,040
Finally made it, mate.

495
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:20,560
Good night, sweetheart Sleep will banish
sorrow

496
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,240
Good night, sweetheart