1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,170 Good night, sweet heart. 2 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:07,210 All my prayers are for you. 3 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:10,710 Good night, sweet heart. 4 00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:14,890 I'll be watching over you. 5 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:21,050 Tears and parting may make us alone. 6 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:28,110 But with the dawn, a new day is coming. 7 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:34,230 It's a great British breakfast. 8 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:35,510 Care to join me? 9 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:37,530 Gary, do you know how many calories are in that? 10 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:38,930 Yes. 11 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,970 Well, I don't know how you can eat that stuff. 12 00:00:42,330 --> 00:00:43,570 Because it's full of goodness. 13 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:45,510 It's full of sawdust, if I look at it. 14 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,150 Drink this. 15 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:49,390 What, and turn it to Mr Hyde? No, thank you. 16 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,310 Go on, drink it. 17 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:55,330 Give me one good reason. Because it's got extract of royal jelly, guarana, 18 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:58,570 ginseng, pine bark and coenzyme Q10 in a base of aloe vera. 19 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,040 Yeah, give me one good reason. 20 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,019 Because he's going to make us both millionaires. 21 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,640 Oh. 22 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:11,480 No, I'm sorry, Mon, even that doesn't quite do it for me. 23 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,280 This is the new age, Gary. 24 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,660 The market in herbal medicine, homeopathy and aromatherapy is worth £72 25 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,658 a year. 26 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,800 And I want my share of it. I want to live in a big house with a big garden 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,699 big swimming pool. 28 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,140 Oh, very new age of you. 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,060 It's not just capitalism, Gary. 30 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,080 Clyfleth will give 5 % of our profit to Greenpeace. 31 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,590 And Clive says... Clive? 32 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,850 You know, we met him at the Mind and Body exhibition. 33 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:36,470 Clive is so full of ideas, yet he's so focused. 34 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:40,630 He knows exactly what he wants and he'll trample over anyone to get it. In a 35 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:41,630 caring way, of course. 36 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:43,730 Clive? 37 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:46,090 But... But what, Gary? 38 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:49,930 He's got a... Go on, say it, Gary. 39 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:52,470 He's got a ponytail. 40 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:55,550 Men have got ponytails. 41 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:57,950 Lots of very sad men have got ponytails. 42 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,610 Clive is not sad. He's a visionary. He looks to the future. 43 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:05,310 He doesn't spend his life sitting in little shops selling 50 -year -old 44 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:06,310 tins and ration books. 45 00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:08,310 No, I happen to like the past. Why? 46 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,570 Well, because you knew where you were then. 47 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:14,870 Well, I know where Clive and I want to be, Gary, and you'll be glad when we get 48 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:15,870 there. 49 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:20,350 Oh, Gary, do you know what that's doing to your artery? 50 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,230 Oh. 51 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:23,638 What's the matter? 52 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,640 Forgotten the black pudding. 53 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,220 November 1942. 54 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,240 General Patton takes Casablanca. 55 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,840 Applied again, Sam. 56 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,300 It's that man again. 57 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:43,180 Church bells ring in London for the first time since war began to celebrate 58 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:45,200 victory at El Alamein. What are you doing? 59 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,560 Well, Phoebe's going to have the baby any day now. 60 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:51,690 So I'm making sure everything was all right at the time. You know, no 61 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:54,570 bombs in Stepney Green. I need to know they were both safe. 62 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:56,410 Look. 63 00:02:58,770 --> 00:02:59,770 It's a sponge. 64 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,430 It's a sea sponge. It's a sea sponge. 65 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,410 Yeah, but it's not just any old sponge. 66 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:05,388 Sea sponge. 67 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:07,130 Sorry, just not any old sea sponge. 68 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:09,370 I'm going to use it when Phoebe has a baby. 69 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,710 What are you going to do, run on a half -time with a bucket? 70 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,480 No, I've been reading about it. When the woman goes into labour, the father is 71 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,480 supposed to do this. 72 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,720 Well, that's going to help her a lot, isn't it? 73 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,700 Phoebe's in the middle of giving birth and you're standing there doing that. 74 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,440 I'm not going to be doing it to myself. I'm going to be doing it to Phoebe. 75 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,340 I thought Phoebe didn't want you at the birth. 76 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:33,660 Nah, I can talk her round. 77 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,180 Excuse me, but from what I've heard about childbirth, the father's about as 78 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,400 use as a chocolate teapot. 79 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,820 What the hell? 80 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,880 I want to be there. 81 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,140 I love her, Ron. 82 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,400 And the fair Yvonne. 83 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 I love Yvonne too. 84 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:48,440 Anyway, she's OK. She's going into business with this guy. They're going to 85 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,760 a sort of health food type drink. She's really up, really happy. 86 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,780 So, no clouds on the Garry Sparrow horizon, then? No. 87 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:59,120 Well, I suppose there is one tiny cloud on the Garry Sparrow horizon. 88 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,180 This bloke Clive, who she's going into business with. What? 89 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,800 He's got a ponytail. 90 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,480 Sorry? 91 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,600 He's got a ponytail. 92 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:11,940 We must kill him at once. 93 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:15,030 But, you know, it isn't a really bad ponytail. 94 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:18,050 It's not like one of those ponytails where they go in a bit bald on top, so 95 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,769 tie the two pieces of hair together at the back. 96 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:24,530 What do you look like, this bloke, apart from the... Eh, quite good -looking, I 97 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,389 suppose. 98 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,309 Health freak. 99 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:27,990 Fit. Fitter than us? 100 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,890 Ron, everyone's fitter than us. 101 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:31,410 Good -looking, eh? 102 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,530 Yeah, I suppose so. Works out? 103 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:35,450 Yeah, especially. 104 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:36,490 I see. 105 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,670 Meaning? Well, I suppose they'll be travelling around the country together, 106 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:41,750 staying in hotels. 107 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,880 So? Late -night drinks in the bar, their hands accidentally touching as they 108 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,900 reach for the stuffed olives, one thing leads to another. 109 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:54,080 Ron, she does not fancy Clive. Ah, but does Clive fancy her? Never trust a man 110 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,600 with a... That's rubbish. 111 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:59,140 Yvonne wouldn't do anything like that. She's married to me. 112 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:00,460 What's that got to do with it? 113 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,820 Exchanging vows hasn't exactly stopped you straying from the marital path, has 114 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:04,920 it? Ah, that's different. 115 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,000 Explain. Because I'm in love with Phoebe. 116 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:08,979 And Yvonne? 117 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:11,000 Well, I'm in love with Yvonne too. I love them both. 118 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:14,570 Talk about having your cake and eating it. Come on, who do you love the most? 119 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:18,870 Ron, you can't expect me to answer a question like that. Come on, Phoebe or 120 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:22,310 Yvonne. Ron, I'm a genuine, caring... Bigamist. 121 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:25,590 I love them both equally. 122 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:27,730 Look, how can I explain it? 123 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:31,010 What do you like best, an Indian takeaway or a Chinese? 124 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:35,490 Now, if you could only have one ever again for the rest of your life, which 125 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,459 would you choose? 126 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:39,100 You can't expect me to answer a question like that. 127 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,620 You're talking about the two loves of my life. 128 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,340 I rest my case. 129 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:48,380 Look, can you mind the shop for me? I've got to go downstairs. Sorry, no can do. 130 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,880 I've got an appointment with the bank manager. 131 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,300 Oh. 132 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:53,560 Problems? No, a little blip in the Weecroft finances. 133 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,900 A tiny cash flow problem. 134 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,760 A slight discrepancy between my incomings and my outgoings. Nothing that 135 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,780 -minute chat over a plastic cup of coffee and a plywood desk won't put 136 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,280 Oh, good luck. 137 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,080 Luck? I don't need luck. 138 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:09,990 Hello, Gary. 139 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:11,030 Any news? 140 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,290 Oh, I had a flat tyre on my bike last night. 141 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:17,830 I've had a shooting pain in my shoulder for a couple of days. No, not you. 142 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:19,490 Oh, Phoebe. 143 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:20,950 Midwife's with her now. 144 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,190 What's the midwife with her for? 145 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:23,750 Oh, she's just given her a once -over. 146 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,110 Having a look -see. 147 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:26,790 Well, a look -see about what? 148 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:28,570 Well, what do you think? 149 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,070 Now, Gary, calm down. She's got days to go yet. 150 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:33,830 Mind you, I don't envy her. 151 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,730 I remember when I had little Frankie. Talk about hard work. 152 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:38,440 He was a breech birth. 153 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,720 That means he was back to front. 154 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,420 Or was it inside out? 155 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,660 No, upside down. 156 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,980 I even had to go into hospital. 157 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:51,540 Well, can't we get Phoebe into hospital? Oh, that's a good one, that is. 158 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,120 Gary, she's only having a baby. 159 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,720 Anyway, she wants to have it here. 160 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:59,100 That's right, in the Royal Oak. Well, I don't mean here in the bar with 161 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,880 everybody having a butcher's. She'll be having it upstairs. 162 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:02,760 Gary, she'll be all right. 163 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,760 She'll be at home, nice and comfy in front of a lovely warm fire. 164 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,190 She's having a baby, not a toasted tea cake. 165 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:12,470 My mother had me on the tram to Clapham. She was ever so cross. 166 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,230 Why? Conductor charged her for two tickets. 167 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:21,690 But this midwife knows what she's doing, does she? Miss Weatherill, she delivers 168 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:22,730 all the babies round here. 169 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,870 Mind you, right old trout she is. 170 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,850 Reg. Real old betlex. 171 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:30,870 Reg. You know what I reckon, Gary? I reckon the wind changed and her face got 172 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:31,870 stuck like it. 173 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 Hello, Miss Wetherill. 174 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,140 Isn't it a lovely day? 175 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,320 I've mended my bike and everything. 176 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,840 Would you like a nice drop of brandy to keep out the cold? 177 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:44,939 Just a drop. 178 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:45,940 Righty -o. 179 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,060 Hi, I'm Gary Spurrow, the father. 180 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:52,020 And I'll have a dash of soda with it. Not too much, mind. 181 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,620 Drop more brandy, Miss Wetherill? Yes, just a drop. 182 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,000 So, everything's all right, is it? 183 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,560 Men. All of the pleasure and none of the pain. 184 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,130 Well, excuse me, I'd like to think I do my bit. 185 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:09,150 Oh, you did your bit all right, Gary. 186 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,270 How do you think she got pregnant in the first place? 187 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:12,910 Gee, that's rude. 188 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:14,370 No, it isn't. 189 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:16,050 Well, I promise I won't get in the way. 190 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:19,670 What? At the birth, I promise I won't get in the way. Well, of course you 191 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,190 get in the way. You won't be there, will you? 192 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,890 Yeah, well, I know Phoebe's against it, but I'm hoping to talk her round. 193 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:27,030 A father's place is pacing up and down outside. 194 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,030 That's what you'll be doing. 195 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:31,810 Well, excuse me, what if I don't want to pace up and down outside? 196 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:33,390 Then you can go and boil some water. 197 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:34,629 What for? 198 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,070 To make a change from pacing up and down outside. 199 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:51,030 Gary, you nearly gave me a heart attack. I thought you were rich. 200 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:52,370 Oh, disappointed? 201 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:53,690 A bit. 202 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:56,930 Mind you, the amount of time you've been away, I've got a better chance of it 203 00:08:56,930 --> 00:08:57,689 being rich. 204 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:58,930 Yeah, sorry about that. 205 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:00,530 War work? 206 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,659 Uh, yeah. 207 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:04,100 I've been involved with the North Africa campaign. 208 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,580 North Africa? 209 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,200 You're not very brown. 210 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:12,700 Well, no, when I say involved, I mean in the area of telecommunications, aerial 211 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:16,120 reconnaissance, photosynthesis, that sort of thing. 212 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,920 How are you feeling? 213 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:19,340 OK. A bit tired. 214 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,320 I'll be glad to get into some of my old frocks again. 215 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,600 Well, so will I. 216 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,840 I'm going to buy you all the dresses in the world. 217 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,280 I'm going to need to blow a big wardrobe then. 218 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:32,960 Hey, come on. You should be sitting down. 219 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:37,180 Gary, I don't want to sit down. Come on. Oh, and cushions. You must have 220 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,240 cushions. Gary. 221 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:42,620 There. Now, what about a nice hot drink, eh? Nice cup of tea. Lovely hot cup of 222 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,620 tea. Stop it. 223 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:46,880 What? Will you stop fussing me about? 224 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,840 Honest to God, Gary, you wear me out sometimes. 225 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,680 I'm only trying to help. 226 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,199 I know. 227 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,200 I know. 228 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,580 So, have you changed your mind yet? 229 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,800 About what? Having the baby. It's a bit late for that. 230 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:02,550 What do you mean about me being there when you have it? 231 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:04,570 Will you change the record? 232 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:08,710 I'm not having you looking at me like that. 233 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,730 Phoebe, I've already seen you like that. 234 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,470 Look, it's important. 235 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:17,830 I can be there for you. We can bond with the baby. And I've got this sponge. 236 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:20,990 What? 237 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,750 I don't know where you get your ideas from. 238 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:27,770 Well, I bet you in years to come, most fathers will be there when their babies 239 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:28,770 are being born. 240 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,470 There'll be dim lights, there'll be music. 241 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,630 You'll be telling me they'll have spot prizes next. 242 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:35,670 Well, that's all in the future, and this is now. 243 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,890 I'm not having you there, and that's that. 244 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,210 Fine. 245 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,370 Gary, don't be like that. 246 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,610 I'm not being like that. 247 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:46,950 I'm not being like anything. 248 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:49,190 I mean, what do I know? I'm just a father. 249 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,130 Don't sulk. 250 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,870 You're like a little boy when you sulk. 251 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,730 I'm not sulking. 252 00:10:56,550 --> 00:11:00,810 Look, Gary. I don't want to look, Gary. How can you say that about me sulking? I 253 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,810 do not. 254 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:04,710 Phoebe. 255 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,490 Margie. 256 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,070 Miss Weatherall. 257 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:21,870 Rach, what's going on up there? Calm down, son. Calm down. She's only having 258 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,050 baby. There's nothing to worry about. 259 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:24,750 Can I have one of those? 260 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:26,030 What? Yeah. 261 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,880 Reg, you don't smoke. 262 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,140 I'm just keeping him company. 263 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,020 Look at his hands shaking. He's a nervous wreck. 264 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,620 Reg, you're supposed to suck, not blow. 265 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,960 Oh, right. 266 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,760 I think I'll get in the hang of it now. 267 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,400 Men. 268 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:51,040 Reg, do you want to see my sponge? 269 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,400 Oh. 270 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,580 That'd be lovely. 271 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:56,150 Is it jam or chocolate? 272 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,390 Ooh. 273 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,570 Don't look very appetising. 274 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,690 Is that your first go at baking? 275 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,890 Look, it's a sponge for Phoebe. 276 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:12,170 I wanted to help her out. Oh, no, there's no need for that. 277 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:15,150 Isn't there? No, no, I cleaned her windows last Thursday. 278 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,470 They're gleaming. 279 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,930 Reg, it's for mopping Phoebe's brow. 280 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,150 I should be up there now. 281 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,770 Look, calm down, both of you. 282 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,150 Gary, she's not going to have it for days yet. 283 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,430 How do you know? 284 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:29,250 You told me you were a couple of days early when you had our little Frankie. 285 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,310 Oh, listen to him, the expert. 286 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,690 Anyway, you weren't even there at the birth. 287 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,830 You were hardly there at the conception. 288 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,950 Women, what do they know? 289 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:43,130 I mean, take Miss Weatherall. All right, so she's delivered all the kids round 290 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,230 here. But she hasn't had one of her own, has she? Never even been married. 291 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,650 Mind you, with a boat race like that, it's hardly surprising, is it? 292 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,170 Talk about the back end of a bus. Rich! 293 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,290 Hello, Miss Witherell. 294 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,990 Another spot of brandy, keep out the cold. 295 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,890 Well, I suppose I've got time for a quick one. 296 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,690 Phoebe? Oh, false alarm. 297 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:08,410 Told you. I reckon she's not going to have that baby until next Thursday. 298 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:09,870 How can you be so sure? 299 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:14,610 I've delivered more babies than you've had hot dinners, and my money's on next 300 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,190 Thursday. Oh, yeah? And who are you, Mystic Meg? 301 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,540 Quite uneventful, really. 302 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,960 What about you? 303 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,420 Well, my day was quite eventful, actually. 304 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,800 Clive and I went to a business seminar. 305 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,840 Really? And we're going to go to another one next week in Harrogate. 306 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,400 Really? We booked the hotel. 307 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:53,040 Really? Well, it's too far to drive and come back, so we thought we'd stay over. 308 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,580 Oh, really? 309 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,360 What's the matter? 310 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,160 Late -night drinks in the bar? 311 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,280 Well, we might have a drink before we go to bed. 312 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,780 And your hands might accidentally touch as you reach for the stuffed olives? 313 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:11,860 Gary, you don't... You don't think there's anything between me and Clive, 314 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:15,740 you? Well, you tell me, of all... Gary, I am married to you! 315 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,100 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 316 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,220 Oh, I'm doing this for us, Gary, and our baby. 317 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:30,000 Baby? Well, I'm not talking about now, but in the future. We said we'd try 318 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,420 and I'm feeling much stronger now. 319 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,040 Yeah, yeah. 320 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,880 What's the matter? Don't you want children anymore? 321 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,740 Yes, yes, of course. I want you to be happy. 322 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,500 And we will be happy, Gary, the three of us. 323 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,340 Well, four counting Clive. 324 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,540 Just think of the future, Gary. 325 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,240 A world where no man, woman, no small child or baby will live without the 326 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,240 benefit of this. 327 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:54,640 And I'm not just talking about this country, Gary. There are others. There 328 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 the whole of Europe. 329 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,220 Starting with Poland, my little stormtrooper? 330 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,300 I just want us to be rich, Gary. 331 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:04,920 I don't want to lie in bed at night worrying about paying the mortgage every 332 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,340 month, thinking about how much money is going in and going out and looking at 333 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,260 bank statements and credit cards and thinking, could we really afford that 334 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,700 holiday? It's OK. 335 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,960 So you don't mind, then? 336 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,700 What? 337 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,500 That I put some of our money into this new business venture with Clive. 338 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,900 Well, how much of our money? 339 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,500 All of it. 340 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560 All of it? 341 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,180 Well, that's quite a lot of our money, isn't it? 342 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,780 Yeah, well, I know I should have discussed it with you, but I had to make 343 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,840 quick decision and you weren't here. Wait a minute. All of our money? 344 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,220 You hardly know him. 345 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,660 He's got a ponytail. 346 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880 How can you trust him? 347 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,520 Oh, is there a contract? 348 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,040 Have you spoken to a lawyer? 349 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,660 Don't patronise me, Gary. I'm not stupid. Anyway, did I put you through 350 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,980 third degree when you opened the shop? 351 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,540 Yes. Now you can't imagine it. 352 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,180 Well, the shop worked, didn't it? 353 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,940 I was wrong to doubt you, so now you have got to believe in me. 354 00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,700 I'm glad I put my foot down. 355 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,600 Reg, Monty. 356 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,940 Blimey, back again? 357 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,920 Phoebe ought to get pregnant more often. 358 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,580 Meaning? You don't turn up for a week on end, then suddenly you're here every 359 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,420 day. What's the matter with your war work? 360 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,320 Oh, it's all quiet on the Western Front. 361 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:20,100 So, where's Phoebe? Upstairs putting her feet up, has she? Hope so. That's what 362 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,880 I've been telling her to do. No. They've had a delivery of collies down the 363 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,980 greengrocers. What? 364 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,360 She... Phoebe! 365 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,720 Who? Oh, I've been stood in that queue. What did I end up with? Look at it. It 366 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,720 boiled down to nothing. 367 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,240 Look, just come and sit down. 368 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,420 Don't start fussing me again. 369 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,700 Sorry. 370 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,360 It's nice to take the weight off your feet. 371 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,580 What's the matter? 372 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:43,860 Oh, it's nothing. 373 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:48,840 Just... When I was in that key, Mrs Edgar started telling me about when she 374 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,840 her Tommy. 375 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,540 Two days in labour she was. 376 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080 She went through agony. 377 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,680 Look, you'll be all right. 378 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,700 I know, I know. 379 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,800 Then there was Mrs Dean from Pringle Street. She started chipping in about 380 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:06,819 twins. The first one came out OK, but the second one I got all... All twisted 381 00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:09,319 up. Listen, nothing is going to go wrong. 382 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:12,700 And then this woman behind me started saying how her sister's baby wasn't 383 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,700 right, you know. 384 00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:18,420 Not how it's supposed to be. Look, if Miss Weatherall is right, it'll all be 385 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,420 over tomorrow. 386 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,020 You'll be fine and the baby will be fine. 387 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,300 How do you know? 388 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,660 He won't be there. 389 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,060 Clive, I've been talking to my solicitor. 390 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,700 No, no, no, it's not a matter of trust. 391 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,920 Anyway, where have you been? I've been trying to get hold of you all week. 392 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,400 Oh, well, next time you go astral travelling, just leave the answer phone 393 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,460 will you? Now, when are we going to meet up? 394 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,060 Oh, listen, I'll have to call you back. 395 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,140 Oh, hi. 396 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,660 Hi. 397 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,059 What's the matter? 398 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,060 No, no, nothing's the matter. 399 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,760 Anything the matter with you? 400 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,460 No, no, no, I'm fine. 401 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,880 Are you doing anything special today? 402 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,280 No, no, nothing special. 403 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,379 How about you? 404 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,540 No, no, no, just off to the shop. 405 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,000 Just a normal working day, then? Mm -hm, yep, normal working Thursday. 406 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,600 Well, I'd better be going. 407 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,560 Bye. Bye. 408 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,040 Have you seen a sponge, sort of sea sponge? 409 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,660 Oh, that, I used it to wipe down the sink. 410 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,120 Oh. 411 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,280 Well, never mind, it's... 412 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,230 Bloody answer phones. 413 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:45,610 Gary, I need to talk. There's no time, Ron. The baby is due today. 414 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,190 You're my best friend. I need your advice. 415 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,350 Please, Ron, not now. I can't think of anything at the moment. I need to be 416 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,190 Phoebe. Oh, yeah, for God's D -Day. 417 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,870 Or, to be more accurate, B -Day. 418 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,550 Ron, please. Sorry. 419 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:59,970 Do you realise she's about to give birth without any painkillers? At home, with 420 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:03,030 no doctor there. Just some witch of a midwife. I don't know what I'd do if 421 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,110 anything happened to her, Ron. I don't even have my bloody funds. 422 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,330 Calm down, pal. 423 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,760 She'll be all right. 424 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,160 It'll be okay. 425 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,840 In a couple of hours, you're going to be a father. 426 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,380 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 427 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840 Nearly lost it then. 428 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,180 What do you want to talk about? No, no, it'll keep. 429 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,940 Your need is greater than mine. 430 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,240 Off you go and good luck, eh? Yeah. 431 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:25,060 Can you mind the shop for me? Yeah, I can mind the shop for you. 432 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,120 Thank you. 433 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,760 I can mind the shop for as long as you want me to. 434 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,110 She started quite a while ago. 435 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,610 And she's in good hands? 436 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:46,930 Sort of. 437 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,050 What do you mean, sort of? 438 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,730 What the... I tried to stop her, Gary. Honest, I did. I said to her, Miss 439 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,230 Weatherall, I said, have another brandy. 440 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:57,790 I thought you were trying to stop her, is it? No, no, no. My stopping bit come 441 00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:01,070 later. She started a while by herself. I said, Miss Weatherall, I said, don't 442 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:03,390 you think you've had enough? And she said no and threatened to hit me. 443 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,550 That was my stopping bit. 444 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,500 Oh, come on, Gary. 445 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,820 Phoebe will be all right. Margie's with her now. 446 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,240 Well, Margie knows what she's doing, does she? Absolutely. 447 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,820 Sort of. Can somebody give me a hand up here, please? 448 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,280 Ron? Hello, Yvonne. Where's Gary? 449 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,320 Over the hills and far away. 450 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040 Ron, are you drunk? 451 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,280 Getting there, Yvonne. Getting there. 452 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,100 But it's only 11 o 'clock in the morning. 453 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,980 As far as Ron Weecroft is concerned, the sun is well and truly over the yard 454 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:40,980 arm. 455 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,980 OK, I'll have one as well. 456 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,300 That's my girl. 457 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:53,980 Are you OK? 458 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,480 What are you doing, you silly idiot? 459 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,220 Calm down. There's no need to panic. She's only having a baby. 460 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,350 My God, she's having a baby. 461 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:06,810 Gary! 462 00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:10,190 Phoebe, I can't do it. 463 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,370 I thought I could and I can't. 464 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:16,550 Gary, get here. Hold her hand. Tell her how well she's doing. 465 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,990 So, I can no longer be a further assistant then? 466 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:25,630 Oh, go away. 467 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,050 Okey -dokey. 468 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,110 I thought you didn't want me to see you like this. 469 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:33,630 You can see what you like. 470 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,470 I just want to have it. 471 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:38,830 Is it hard work? 472 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,530 A bit. 473 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,290 Well, they don't call it labour for nothing. 474 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:51,070 There you go. 475 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:55,770 Uncle Ron's magic elixir. You could corner the market in alcoholics and 476 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:56,770 freaks. 477 00:21:57,570 --> 00:21:58,570 Clyde's done a runner. 478 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:00,490 Never trust a man with a ponytail. 479 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,180 It's not funny, Ron. We've lost everything. All our savings gone. 480 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:06,720 I can top that. I've lost the business. 481 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,380 They've called the receivers in. The Nostradamus press is no more. 482 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,040 Who'd have predicted that, eh? 483 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,140 Oh, my God. 484 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,700 What? I've just realised I won't be able to print his white five -pound notes or 485 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,700 his ID cards. 486 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,960 What are you talking about? 487 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360 Gary! 488 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,960 He's doing a line in reproduction memorabilia. 489 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,660 This shop's all we've got now. 490 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,570 And to think I was always going on at him about living in the past. 491 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,490 At least he made a go of it. 492 00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:36,550 What are we going to do, Ron? 493 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:38,810 Yvonne, I'll tell you what we're going to do. 494 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,090 What? We're going to have another drink. 495 00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:44,010 A drink isn't the answer. It's just a short -term solution. 496 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:48,830 Agreed. But as far as short -term solutions go, it's up there with the 497 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:49,830 them. 498 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:52,850 That's it. 499 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:55,450 That's it. Oh, you'll be never such a good girl. 500 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,980 Phoebe, are you OK? 501 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,720 A bit worn out. 502 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,820 But I'm getting there. 503 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,540 Gary? Yeah? 504 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,480 Why have you got your eyes shut? 505 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,040 Because I don't like seeing you upset. 506 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,220 I'm not upset. 507 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,200 Open your eyes. 508 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,920 Oh, Phoebe, I wish I could have it for you. 509 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,030 Not half as much as I bloody do. 510 00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:58,420 I don't think it's coming out right. 511 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,260 What? Look, I'm out of my depth here. 512 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:02,980 I don't think it's going out right. 513 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,400 Margie! 514 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:09,480 Come on, Miss Weatherall. 515 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,560 Right, we've got to sober her up. 516 00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:13,420 Phoebe's in trouble. We've got to get her on her feet. 517 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,920 She's a big one, isn't she? 518 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,200 Let me walk her up and down. 519 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,080 Look, we need lots of black coffee. 520 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280 We haven't got any coffee. 521 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,300 We could try all it. 522 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,250 That's not your fleet, Reg. 523 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:28,810 Put it back to me. 524 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,430 Get off. 525 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:35,630 If you could try slapping her. It always works in the pictures. 526 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,310 Who are you first? You're kidding. 527 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:40,310 Miss Witherall. 528 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:42,350 Miss Witherall. 529 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,750 Miss Witherall! 530 00:24:58,190 --> 00:25:00,910 Have I ever told you you're a fantastically attractive woman? 531 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,930 Ron, are you making a pass at me? Timber! 532 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:08,470 Oh, we've got so much in common, though. 533 00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:09,549 Like what? 534 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,490 We're both free spirits. We're both drunk. 535 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:12,710 We'll speak for yourself. 536 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,710 We're both... Broke. Absolutely. 537 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:18,110 What's Gary going to say when he finds out? 538 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,490 Oh, he'll be all right. He loves you. 539 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:23,050 Yeah? Yeah, he was telling me the other day. 540 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,070 Really? What else did he say? 541 00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:28,210 I forget. 542 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,950 Well, I don't know what you needed me for. 543 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:38,430 You seem to have managed perfectly all right on your own. 544 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:40,090 Well, we didn't have much choice, did we? 545 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:42,330 Well, I'm off. 546 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:46,090 Support something to keep out the cold, Miss Weatherall? 547 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,030 No, thanks, Constable. I never drink on duty. 548 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:02,060 It's not as bad as carrying crates of brown ale up from the cellar. 549 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:07,680 But it's harder than pushing a bike up a hill. 550 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:10,820 I know what you mean. 551 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,540 You clever girl, I'm so proud of you. 552 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760 Kiss it. 553 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,960 Proper little gent, isn't he? 554 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,840 You put me through a lot of trouble, you have, Mr. 555 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,480 I hope you're going to be worth it. 556 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,280 Michael. 557 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,780 If we had a little boy, you said we ought to call him Michael. 558 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,240 Yeah. 559 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:48,200 Mind you, I did think we might call him Eric, after my dad. 560 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,300 Michael. Michael's daughter. 561 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,140 Nice cup of tea. 562 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,740 Margie, thank you. 563 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:05,420 Thanks? What are you saying thanks for? I didn't do anything. 564 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:06,780 Yes, you did. 565 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,720 You helped me out ever such a lot. 566 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,160 Look at me, I'm getting all hot and bothered. 567 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Church bells. 568 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:21,800 They're ringing for the Battle of El Alamein, aren't they? 569 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,880 No. 570 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,310 They're ringing for Michael Sparrow. 571 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:29,630 Michael Montgomery Sparrow. 572 00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:36,410 I wonder what the world will be like when he grows up. 573 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,450 Are we not still at war? 574 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:40,990 We won't be. 575 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:47,190 There'll be bigger cars and better houses. 576 00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:51,030 There might even be space rockets. 577 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,150 That's right. 578 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,730 We might even fly to the moon. 579 00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:59,210 Walk about on it. Play golf on it. 580 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:02,030 Silly. I'm being serious. 581 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:03,930 I know. 582 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:06,290 Still. 583 00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,230 How do we know what's going to happen in the future? 584 00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:13,210 The future's going to be great. 585 00:28:15,930 --> 00:28:18,030 How do you know the future's going to be great? 586 00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:21,790 Phoebe? 587 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,020 I know everything. 588 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:31,120 Good night, sweetheart. 589 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,220 Sleep will banish sorrow. 590 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:38,980 Good night, sweetheart. 591 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:42,420 Till we meet tomorrow. 592 00:28:54,449 --> 00:28:55,449 We talk.