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Good night, sweetheart.

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All my prayers are for you.

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Good night, sweetheart.

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I'll be watching over you.

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Tears and parting may make us alone.

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But with the dawn, a new day is born.

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Terrific lyric.

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Mike Turner, I'm in the business back in
Toronto.

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Maybe we can get together after the war.

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Gary, don't need a leg up, mate.
Hollywood.

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Hollywood.

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What have you worked on?

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Oh, nothing you'd have heard of.

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Try me, pal. I've seen them all.

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Well, there was The Godfather, Reservoir
Dogs, and then, of course, there was

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Trainspotting. You're right. I haven't
heard of them.

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Trainspotting? What in hell is that
about?

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Blokes in anoraks standing on bridges.

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That sure sounds like a box office
bonanza. Hey, Phoebe, honey, give this

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player a drink, will you?

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You guys ever hear a train fart?

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Phoebe, honey?

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They're just being friendly, Gary. It's
their way.

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Besides, who'd make eyes at me in my
condition?

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I would. I will, later.

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I told you, no malarkey.

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Phoebe. Now, look.

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If you had made a nest in a chimney...

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Would you be glad to see the sweep?

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You're a lucky man, Gary.

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Well, so are you, Reg. Yeah.

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I'm a bit worried about this living in
sin lot, though. It has a representative

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for law and order, like, but there's a
lot to be said for it.

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Oh, really? And why's that, Reg?

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Last thing at night and first thing in
the morning.

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Cup of tea?

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And a slice of bread and drip.

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Yeah, I'm really looking forward to your
stag night.

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What's stagnant? Ooh, a right old time
we'll have of it.

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Coco in bed.

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What could be nicer?

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I know you said you couldn't take your
things off.

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No, it's all right.

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It will be the same, won't it, Gary?

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After we're married.

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I bloody hope not.

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No.

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I mean, we'll still be romantic with
each other.

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Of course we will.

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Last thing at night and first thing in
the morning.

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Mr and Mrs Sparrow and Michael Sparrow.
Hmm, if it's a boy.

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I hadn't thought about a girl's name.

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Well, if not Michael, how about
Michelle?

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It's French, isn't it?

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A bit outlandish.

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It's pretty, though.

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How do you do it? Just come up with
them. They're in French, too.

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Talent. Just raw talent.

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It's a boy.

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I don't know how I know, but I do.

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Margie's making a three -tier cake.

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Bride and groom on top, silver
horseshoes, little pillars, you know.

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All made out of cotton wool and
cardboard.

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Sounds chewy.

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About the ring.

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What?

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Well, a lot of girls are making do with
the curtain ring, you know.

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Till times are a little easier.

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No, you listen to me.

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It will be the best. The best I can
find.

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Loads of carrots.

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And our names engraved inside. How about
that?

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Name's engraved. Oh, Gary.

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Can it say forever?

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Of course it can.

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Forever and two hearts entwined.

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Whatever you want.

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Like in a pub game in this.

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Canadian flyer. Well, he's in show
business in Phoebe Street.

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Producer and impresario. What did he
give you this for?

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I was singing in the pub.

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I was singing Love Me Do.

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You know, it's all very well you're
impressing war -torn London with the

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contents of the Lennon and McCartney
songbook, but there are items from later

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the 20th century which would benefit
them rather more.

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Oh, what would you suggest?

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A couple of Harrier jump jets would
probably do a turn.

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What is it?

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I'm compiling a list of likely
employment.

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I'm going to get everything I can out of
the business before Stella's lawyers

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dig the shovels in.

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Then I shall invest in a new life. I've
got to the P's.

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Personal finance advisor, pornographer,
president of UEFA.

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This ought as? Yes, but it's a fallback
position.

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Ron, you can't give up the print works.

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I need you.

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I need updated ration books, MI5
identity papers, white fibres. I've got

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wedding breakfast to pay for it.

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Ron, what am I doing?

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Tomorrow, I will have two wives 54 years
apart.

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And then in a couple of months, I'm
going to have a kid just about old

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be my father.

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In the meantime, my life is governed by
deceit and ironclad schedules.

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This is madness.

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It's last night nerves, old son.

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Though in your case, I will admit it is
slightly odd, as the nervous night is

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taking place from five decades after the
happy day.

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Which is why I won't be there.

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However, I have organised a stag night.

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Sorry, I might... I was... What is that
sickly niff?

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Hello, Gary. I'm not quite back yet.

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Where have you been?

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I have travelled through space and time,
Gary.

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Piece of cake.

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To a place of great tranquillity.

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I have seen a vision.

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Well, I can hardly wait.

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A vision of quids rolling into our bank
account.

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That sickly nip, as you so charmlessly
put it, is a perfume from healing oils.

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Naturopath's answer to health and
happiness, along with acupuncture,

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homeopathy, reflexology... Balls.

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No. Feet, Gary.

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Reflexology is feet. You'd have to pay
considerably more if it were balls.

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However, people do pay, and they pay
willingly, because it works. You may

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but it does.

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What, needles and foot massage?

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You see, the problem with most
practitioners of alternative therapies

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they're dozy.

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No kidding.

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They need organising. They need to
rationalise their working methods. They

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to maximise their profits.

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They need you.

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Exactly. Do you know, more and more
people are becoming more and more aware

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about alternative medicine.

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But they don't know enough about it or
where to find it.

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Imagine, Gary, a business that has a
terrific profit potential but is

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force for good in the world.

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You should try. You won't be so tired
all the time.

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Take more than foot massage to get to
the source of my fatigue.

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Take a shoe and sock off.

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What? Go on. I learnt a lot on my
holistic weekend.

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Up here.

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Right. The principle is that areas of
the foot correspond to points on the

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Organs, nerve sites and so on.

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You should feel something within the
region of your sinuses.

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Well, yeah, something.

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And now somewhere around your abdomen,
perhaps?

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Yeah, right.

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And now... Oh, oh, oh!

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Oh, what's that?

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You see, reflexology reaches the part
some other therapists don't even

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I think a cigarette's more traditional,
isn't it?

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And no, you can't do it yourself.

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You know what I'm going to do when this
is all over? Do what you did. Go to

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Hollywood. Maybe you could give me a few
contacts.

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Yeah, right, no problem. Yeah, right, no
problem.

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You sure spent time in Hollywood. You
even talk American.

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Yeah, and dresses like a civilian.

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Here, there's no call for that. Gary's
doing his bit.

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I figured that out.

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Oi, oi, oi, oi.

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I want you at the altar tomorrow, not in
a hospital bed.

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No chance of that.

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My hero.

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Get me!

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You look wonderful.

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If you weren't already spoken for, I'd
marry you myself.

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No second thoughts then, Gary?

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Of course not.

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It's a big step.

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You can only have one wife.

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And that's me.

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The future Mrs Sparrow.

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I'm so happy, Gary.

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Come on, Phoebe.

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I thought we were supposed to be having
a party.

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Off to the king's head.

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It'd be a treat to have a drink in
someone else's pub.

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Have a good time. You too.

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Don't get into trouble.

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He says, Western Supermere. I wouldn't
go there for me holidays.

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And the other bloke says, no, why not?

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And he says, it's so boring in Western
Supermere that one day the tide went

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So boring, even the tide went out.

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Hold on, that's not it.

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I've got it, I've got it. He says, he
says, one day the tide went out.

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Hang a bit, I just said that, didn't I?

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One day the tide went out and never came
back.

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That's it, it went out and never came
back.

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That's a good one, isn't it?

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Went out and never come back.

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Right, I'm going to have to go.

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Um, well, back to the office, you know,
we've got a bit of a flap on. What on

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this dag night? They never let you rest,
do they? Still, I understand,

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policemen's never off duty either.

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I'll keep the flag flying, son, never
you fear.

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Yeah, well, your voice does sound
slightly muffled. But I don't think you

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joined the choir invisible, Yvonne,
because when that last needle came out,

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distinctly saw your buttocks clench.

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This is Mei Ling.

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And this is Marcus.

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Mei Ling is still thinking about it, but
Marcus is definitely going to let me

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handle him.

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Well, that's fair.

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He's business.

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Oh, Gary, I feel boyful.

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Get up on here after me and let...

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Marcus and Mayling give you a session.

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You feel the stress and tiredness
flowing out of you like... Like

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the tide going out and never coming
back?

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That's very good. Very poetic.

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I use that in the brochure.

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Yes, well, much as I'd love Marcus to
give me an oil change, while Mayling

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for double top, I've got to get round to
Ron. I promise.

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We can have a few cans and a vintage
video, you know. They think it's all

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Well, he's feeling a bit sorry for
himself, you know. I think it's because

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living alone.

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He really has got the moops.

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And so the pagan ceremony of Stag
begins, when we must cast aside all

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inhibitions, all the trappings of
civilised behaviour, and offer vast

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of lager to the great goddess Nuki.

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It's just the two of us, isn't it? I
mean, look at all this stuff.

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Ritual, Gary. The sacred tradition of
Stag.

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Lager, scotch, tequila, choice of blue
movie and the 1966 World Cup final.

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you for remembering your small
contribution, which was originally mine

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The only break with tradition is the
lack of inflated condoms and a

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kebab.

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What tradition? It wasn't written into
the Magna Carta, you know. I suppose the

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fact that you happen to be married does
break with tradition to a degree.

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Two wines.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't think so.

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It does have its compensations, you
know. All right, not just at the moment,

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perhaps.

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You mean sex?

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Nah.

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Married sex.

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Bit like a job of work, isn't it?

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Sign in, check your tools, do your
shift, watch the clock. No thank you.

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When it comes to sex, I am happy to be
freelance.

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You don't mean freelance, you mean self
-employed.

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So, later on, it's back to the 40s,
return tomorrow night, a certified

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Well, not quite.

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Got to get through the stag night at the
Royal Oak first, then back to the 90s,

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cos I've got to pick up the ring first
thing in the morning. You forgot the

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ring. No, I didn't.

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00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:33,070
I promised Phoebe 22 carats with two
names and two hearts.

247
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And that takes two days. Obviously, you
can't get it done in the 40s.

248
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,510
Doesn't matter, though. I mean, the
wedding's not till 12 .30.

249
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So, your schedule, in a nutshell, is...
Stag parties at different ends of the

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century.

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Wake up with Yvonne, rush out, collect
the ring, zip through the time warp,

252
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the ring on Phoebe's finger, followed by
a wedding breakfast and then a fake MI5

253
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,400
alert and wake up next to Yvonne.

254
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,420
I'm surprised you don't use a colour
-coded flowchart.

255
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,720
Where are the ladies in question
tonight?

256
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,800
Phoebe's on a pub crawl and Yvonne's
being pummeled and pricked.

257
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,940
Oh, well, I'm glad everybody's having a
good time.

258
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,920
Take your shoe off and put your foot on
the table.

259
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,120
What?

260
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,540
Have you joined the Freemasons?

261
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800
I just did.

262
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:26,120
Oh, good God!

263
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,420
What was that?

264
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,920
It's good, isn't it?

265
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:35,960
Yvonne showed me. It's, uh...
Reflexology.

266
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,260
Really?

267
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,270
Would you like a drink? No, I'd better
go. Gary!

268
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,870
It was nothing.

269
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,830
No -one need ever know.

270
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,990
You didn't know what you were doing.
Let's pretend it never happened.

271
00:14:57,150 --> 00:15:03,110
It's not that. It's not that. It's cos
Reg is organising a stag for me as well.

272
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,049
All right.

273
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,290
One for the road, then. One for the road
back.

274
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:07,770
Yeah, yeah, why not?

275
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,790
Cheers.

276
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,530
Gary, can you... Do it yourself now. No.

277
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,880
Have one on us, Gary.

278
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,580
Thanks. Scott, make it a double. Cold
feet.

279
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,900
Now listen to the voice of experience.

280
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,860
You've got a good woman in, Phoebe.

281
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:36,440
You wouldn't come home off night duty or
a bit of fire watching and find your

282
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,040
side of the bed already warm.

283
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:42,640
You wouldn't get her trying to make out
that the bloke you met on the stairs had

284
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,960
lost his way in the blackout.

285
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,400
Enough of that.

286
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,800
That's all in the past.

287
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,560
It's your stag night.

288
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980
Drink up.

289
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,820
Yeah, scotch, Reg, and make it a double.

290
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,140
Cold feet.

291
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,120
Now you listen to the voice of
experience.

292
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:09,960
So, the other book says it's so boring
that one day the tide went out and never

293
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960
came back.

294
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,300
That's the oldest joke in the world.

295
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,860
That is the worst oldest joke in the
world.

296
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,900
Oh, you tell Reg Denon that, then.

297
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,020
Oh, there's somebody at the door.

298
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,620
Phoebe asked me to call round.

299
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,200
She wants me to show you something.

300
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,260
Phoebe?

301
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,860
What?

302
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,200
This.

303
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,720
this trouble a lot.

304
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,920
Would you want the rest? I'm fully paid
for.

305
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,460
Well, I would, but I've got to go.

306
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,420
I thought you said this was a bad day.

307
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,640
Yeah, it is.

308
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,140
That's why I'm going to get an early
night.

309
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,959
As you were.

310
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,560
Well, perhaps not.

311
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,080
They're all bloody new men these days.

312
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,700
How am I supposed to earn a living?

313
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,130
ever sing song.

314
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:04,530
Right, I'm going to call it a night. No
stamina, eh? Some bridegroom you'll turn

315
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,329
out to be.

316
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,310
No stamina and no uniform.

317
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:10,290
Come on, let's hear it.

318
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,050
What's your excuse, buddy?

319
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:17,490
Eh, you can serve your country without
being in uniform, you know. Yeah, behind

320
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,490
a desk.

321
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,050
Can't fight.

322
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,550
Can't drink.

323
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,350
Can't drink? I could drink you under the
bloody table, mate.

324
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,570
Take it steady, Gary, then.

325
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,170
Oh, don't you worry, Rose. This won't
take long.

326
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,190
Ready?

327
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:42,310
Oh, come on, Joe.

328
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:53,110
We don't just sit behind

329
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,110
desks, you know.

330
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,750
Oh, no, no, no.

331
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,510
No.

332
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,090
Reconnaissance. Aerial photos.

333
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,410
Dropped behind enemy lines.

334
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,690
Very secret.

335
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,170
Sure sounds like daredevil stuff.

336
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:13,930
We're in.

337
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,990
Yep, I really admire you guys in the
Secret Service.

338
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,270
Me too.

339
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:19,990
Bulldog breed.

340
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,970
Yeah. Woof, woof.

341
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,050
There's a few.

342
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:30,890
That's who we are, mate.

343
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:32,950
We are the few.

344
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,350
And I'll tell you something.

345
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,650
There's thousands of us.

346
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:46,110
We just don't make a big song or dance
about it. Song or dance.

347
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,330
Good idea.

348
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:54,090
And you talk about flying.

349
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,370
I've done flying, mate.

350
00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,610
Flack to the left of me. Flack to the
right of me.

351
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,350
And I just laughed.

352
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,450
Flack you for it, subtle.

353
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,710
I've done all that.

354
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,110
I'd be proud to have you in my air crew,
pal.

355
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,330
That's for sure.

356
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,230
Thank you very much.

357
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,090
The

358
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:49,430
Secret

359
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,430
Service.

360
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:52,690
That's what we are.

361
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,440
To our boys.

362
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,640
It must be.

363
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:06,660
Oh.

364
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,280
I'm going to have a little sit on the
floor.

365
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,280
Oh.

366
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,600
God, I feel terrible.

367
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:22,940
No kidding.

368
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,300
Oh.

369
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:28,460
Oh, I've got this terrible groaning in
my gout.

370
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,950
It's like I'm in some old crock of a
plane.

371
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:34,970
Sure is an old crock.

372
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,210
And here's a bigger problem.

373
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,610
We've had our landing gear and part of
the tailplane shot away.

374
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:50,950
Where am I?

375
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,830
And what's going on?

376
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,310
Where?

377
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:58,730
Lancaster bomber kind of shot up over
the English Channel.

378
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,240
What's going on?

379
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,220
I'm deciding whether to ditch it into
the sea.

380
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:10,220
What? Now, I seem to recall you telling
me you've done your share of flying,

381
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,240
yeah? So I guess you know how to use a
parachute.

382
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
No.

383
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,420
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter much,
because we don't have one for you.

384
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,800
We're going to borrow someone else's?

385
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,320
Navigator and rear gun are already
bailed out, and we don't bring a co

386
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,320
on.

387
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:31,050
Fact is, I took off with only half a
crew aboard.

388
00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:35,850
For some reason, it's tough to find guys
who'll fly with me. Can't figure it

389
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:36,850
out.

390
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,630
You Gary, right?

391
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:43,910
Plane! Plane!

392
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,500
Like your English girls say, drop them
and run.

393
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,380
It's not a fun ending, just a bad night.
Bring back old memories, you know?

394
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,960
Reconnaissance. All those secret sorties
you made.

395
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,480
We caught some heavy flack, though.

396
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,320
Didn't expect that.

397
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,820
Hey, I'll bet you'll remember this
night. Something to tell your new wife

398
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:36,900
eh?

399
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160
Rabbit's foot.

400
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,380
So, choices.

401
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,840
You can use my chute or stick with me in
the plane.

402
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,500
Well, it looks kind of chilly down
there.

403
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160
And wet.

404
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,600
I think I'll stay inside.

405
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:13,820
Well, can't you just fly it back to the
airport thingy?

406
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640
I'm dreaming.

407
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,060
I'm dreaming this.

408
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,440
Oh,

409
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,800
I should never mix my drinks.

410
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,580
Well, this is going to be a lesson for
me in the future.

411
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:37,880
Oh, I better feel terrible when I wake
up.

412
00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:04,130
Do you think anyone heard that? Who
knows?

413
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,110
Well, aren't we supposed to have flares
or something?

414
00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:10,450
Sure.

415
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,290
Only problem is we're closer to France
than to England, and the tide's taking

416
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:15,029
further in.

417
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,010
Use the flares, anyone could pick us up.

418
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:20,770
The Germans?

419
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:23,610
Good guess.

420
00:25:24,830 --> 00:25:25,870
A prisoner of war?

421
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,110
No, I can't.

422
00:25:28,150 --> 00:25:30,070
I can't be a prisoner of war.

423
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,720
I haven't got the inner resources for
it. Well, first thing, Gare, you're

424
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720
paddling the wrong way.

425
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,960
Second thing, they won't make you a
prisoner of war.

426
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,700
You're in civvies.

427
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,280
They'll assume you're a spy.

428
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880
Then shoot me.

429
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,480
No, no, no, not right away, no.

430
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:51,220
A bit of torture is traditional, you
know?

431
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,160
Wringing the secrets from the mangled
flesh.

432
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,620
Then they'd shoot you.

433
00:25:59,529 --> 00:26:00,529
They mustn't.

434
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,270
No, they mustn't shoot me.

435
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:03,590
I haven't been born yet.

436
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:09,310
But, I mean, there's still a chance,
isn't there? I mean, to us getting

437
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:13,070
50 -50, I'd say. It all depends on
whether that's one of ours.

438
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,190
What? What? What's one of ours?

439
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,430
That.

440
00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:45,950
If I was to tell you what's just
happened to me... If I was to tell you

441
00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:52,390
going to happen to me later on today...
I'm never going to drink again.

442
00:26:55,170 --> 00:26:56,630
I'm never going to fly again.

443
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:02,350
And I'm never going to get married
again.

444
00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:07,190
Married. I'm getting married.

445
00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:09,110
Sit me down.

446
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:19,120
Gary, haven't you got to get to the
shop?

447
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,560
I have had the best sleep of my life.

448
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,380
You may sneer.

449
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,060
Holistic therapy is the way forward.

450
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:32,140
It's a new start.

451
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:36,220
It's just what we need. Like being
married for the first time.

452
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,020
Gary?

453
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,500
Gary? I've got to go.

454
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:43,180
I'm seeing two masseurs and a man with
wooden balls.

455
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,240
You're out for the count, aren't you?

456
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,250
You've been so tired lately.

457
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,110
Let's switch this off, shall we? Let you
sleep.

458
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,350
It's not as if you've got anything
special on today.

459
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:22,270
We talk till we meet tomorrow.