1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,630 Good night, sweetheart. 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:07,210 All my prayers are for you. 3 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:10,390 Good night, sweetheart. 4 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:14,850 I'll be watching all you. 5 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:21,050 Tears and parting may make us alone. 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:28,650 But with the dawn, a new day is born. 7 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,470 This is dockside living, eh? 8 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,170 This is a skinner's yard, you know. 9 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:41,230 Skins and pelts used to be stored in here. No, Gary, fruit. 10 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:42,990 It is called citrus wharf. 11 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:45,490 Ron, I came here in 1941. 12 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:49,030 There were ropey old skins hanging everywhere and there's a big pile of 13 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:50,850 carcasses down that end. No, Gary. 14 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,470 Oranges and lemons, Gary. 15 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,870 This place has had oranges and lemons in it since it was built. 16 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:59,350 Noel Gwynne had a discount card here, the estate agent told me. 17 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:00,790 All right. 18 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:03,050 Still, I do have plenty of space here. 19 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:06,100 I know, it's great, isn't it? Costs me a lot of money, this space. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,720 And do you know what I'm going to do with it? 21 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:13,780 Check by check, direct debit by direct debit, I am going to fill it up. There 22 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:17,680 will be black goods as far as the eye can see. A vast array, shiny and black, 23 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:22,040 their digital displays all flashing in unison, all voice -sensitive, awaiting 24 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:22,919 every command. 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,960 Can't you just see it? 26 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,920 Hmm. Sort of ideal home exhibition meets the Nuremberg rally. 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,720 Just pop them down there with the others. 28 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,480 I shall introduce them to the National Grid later. 29 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,860 You're just a bit OTT. 30 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,880 I mean, your motives are a bit dodgy. 31 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:41,000 Kindly leave my motives out of this. 32 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,020 Who knows why people do things? 33 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:46,580 Look at Marconi. Struggled for years to get his crystal set to work. 34 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,880 Maybe he only did it to get on the front cover of the Radio Times. Who knows? 35 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:53,440 Yeah, all this aggro with Stella. 36 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,040 Is it really that bad? 37 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,100 Things are so serious that even my solicitor has started to tell me the 38 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,560 Stella is going to get half of the lot, which is why I am making sure that the 39 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,000 lot is actually very little. 40 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,699 It's all I had to worry about, filling up space. 41 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,120 What poor Yvonne to think about. 42 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:17,540 I never realised that having a miscarriage could be so traumatic for a 43 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,040 It feels like this is the first time she's really needed me. 44 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:24,540 Well, you know Yvonne, she's always been so strong, so... 45 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,280 Well, so bossy. 46 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:28,980 Assertive, Ron. 47 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:33,940 Assertive. But these last four weeks have been so up and down, so fragile 48 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,820 well, feminine, I suppose. It's brought us closer together. 49 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:40,040 I really want to be supportive, you know? 50 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,500 I've told her, I am there for you. 51 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:45,600 Well, all right, I am here for you. 52 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:51,600 Well, all right. You're in the same time zone. I mean... Hold on, she's a lucky 53 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,760 girl. Yeah, well, it hasn't been easy, Ron. 54 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:56,950 I told you about all these alternative remedies she's into. 55 00:02:57,530 --> 00:03:01,710 I've had four weeks of homeopathy, aromatherapy, medicinal herbs. 56 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,510 When was the last time you had a three -hour conversation about wood sorrel? 57 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,210 Think of it as an education. 58 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,930 Come the new age, you'll be able to nibble your way safely across the 59 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:11,930 of England. 60 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,230 Ah, I just need a break from it, you know. 61 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:18,230 I need to go back and see Phoebe. I haven't been back in over a week. 62 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,230 I've got the wedding to arrange. 63 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,450 I've got all the gifts. 64 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,350 Ron, are you listening? 65 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:24,710 No, sorry. 66 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:28,690 My attention span has gone digital. Have you seen the shopping channel, Gary? 67 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:31,370 You can buy absolutely anything off the telly. What, 68 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:34,490 even that bird wearing the necklace? Is there a price limit? 69 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:35,930 That's a good idea. 70 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,470 You wouldn't think that in these days of filthy chat lines and porn on the 71 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,410 internet that the BBC would be more enterprising. 72 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:44,310 You should be able to book a night with Judith Chalmers. 73 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:48,990 Or ten minutes with Esther Ranson, whichever feels the longest. 74 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,690 Well, I'd better get back to Yvonne. 75 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,540 I'll see you later. Yeah, see you. 76 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,300 Watch out for those boxes by the lift. 77 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,420 Don't worry, they're still all under warranty. 78 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,520 There you go. 79 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,480 There's your aloe vera. 80 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,400 And there's my aloe Gary. Get this down your neck. 81 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,820 It's amazing how many therapies are available. Look. 82 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:20,589 Polarity therapy, creative visualisation, rebirthing. I just read 83 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:23,310 who's just had a shamanic experience in their own kitchen. 84 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,830 So is them right for leaving their back door open? 85 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:31,810 Right, it's just one big joke to you, isn't it? No, of course not. 86 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:35,030 I'm just a bit worried about all this different stuff you're taking. 87 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:38,590 I mean, surely some of these cancel each other out. 88 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,290 If you have... 89 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,340 Cat's claw followed by devil's claw. Which one wins? 90 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,680 Who do you ask? 91 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,780 Well, this is it. There are loads of courses to go on. Whole weekends of 92 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:51,660 personal development and healing. 93 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:54,960 Look, Nutwood Manor, Rainbow Lodge. Yeah, I know. I've seen it. 94 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,960 West Country must be full of badly drawn hotels offering therapy. 95 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,400 Yes, and they're all sympathetically converted and sensitively restored. 96 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:08,020 So? Well, sensitively restored? Where do you find a builder like that? 97 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,780 On a course at the hotel up the road. 98 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,060 Have you noticed they're all in the West Country? 99 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,980 Every weekend, Dorset must fill up with therapists. 100 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,080 That must be the Friday traffic problem. 101 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,420 Tailbacks of therapists on the M4. 102 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,580 Or getting into a state and having to talk each other through it. 103 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:30,710 No, whatever makes you feel better. I just want us to get it right. 104 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:34,170 So, how long is the sick leave, then? 105 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,590 Oh, and it's amazing what you can buy. 106 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:42,290 Look, Lake Clammer's blue -green algae. 107 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:44,370 They'll send it through the post. 108 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,350 Is that an offer or a threat? 109 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:50,170 Yvonne, you didn't answer the question. 110 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:54,530 I suppose I should have told you, really, Gary. 111 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,120 This isn't exactly sick leave. 112 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,920 This is more than that. 113 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,060 What? Very sick leave? 114 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:07,280 This is not so much leave as left. 115 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,600 The world of big business and I have parted company. 116 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,260 What? 117 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,720 You've resigned just like that? 118 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,120 What about your career? 119 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,340 What about my health and my sanity, Gary? I am not going back to that level 120 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,800 stress. That's how he lost the baby. 121 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:26,470 Don't worry, they gave me a lump sum to speed me exits. 122 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:27,809 A lump sum? 123 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:28,810 Yeah? 124 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,990 How, um, how lumpy? 125 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,950 It'll get it through until something different comes along. 126 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,430 I just have to find another way to live, Gary. 127 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,110 Another way to love. 128 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:43,250 And no, I don't mean on the kitchen table dressed up in a nurse's uniform. 129 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:44,890 Ah, shame. 130 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,110 I was looking for a spot of therapy myself. 131 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,550 I'll sort you out when I've sorted myself out. 132 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,090 Promise? Oh, I'm sorry. 133 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:57,400 Little pants. I just need some sort of, I don't know, piece or something. 134 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:58,980 I was looking at this. 135 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,280 Enjoy a healing weekend. 136 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,240 Aromatherapy, massage, basic meditation, all available at Wildwood Manor. 137 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,940 Well, it's certainly better drawn than some of the others. 138 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,020 It's just three or four days away. 139 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:20,220 Yes. Well, I mean, there's no rush. Yes, there is. 140 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,880 No, I mean, you know, strike while the iron's hot. Go for it while it's there. 141 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,760 Right, I'll give him a ring. 142 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,860 Eh, you're dead sexy when you're positive. 143 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,520 What lit you up? Was it the bit about the lump song? 144 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,800 No, it was the bit about the nurse's uniform on the kitchen table. 145 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,460 It's all right for you, Phoebe. You're used to being talked about. 146 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,740 Oh? And just what do you mean by that, Reg Dedman? 147 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:45,240 Oh, you know, when Gary comes calling. 148 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,080 When Gary comes calling. 149 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,100 And when's that, I wonder? I haven't seen him in over a week. 150 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,020 We've got this new sergeant up the station. 151 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,160 He's a real... Martinette. 152 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:01,620 I'd hate for him to hear about me and Margie. He likes all his officers to be 153 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,620 properly married. 154 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,100 You are married. 155 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:05,940 Yeah, but not to the woman I'm living with. 156 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:09,720 Little technicalities like that he gets upset about. 157 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,320 Surely he's the man of the world. 158 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,440 Oh, yeah, just not the same world as mine. 159 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,660 He's quite definite about that. He says, I live in a world of me own. 160 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,220 Aren't you the chap who used to come calling? The one who said he'd marry me, 161 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,360 proper, in a church? 162 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,940 The one who missed the appointment with the vicar yesterday without even a call 163 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940 or a note to say why? 164 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:33,299 Phoebe, I'm really sorry. 165 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:34,880 You always are, Gary. 166 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:37,039 Doesn't stop it happening, does it? 167 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:41,980 Well, the department sent me somewhere. I can't say where, obviously, but I 168 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,059 brought you this. 169 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,900 Tulips? In July? 170 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,040 Where did they send you, the moon? 171 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,340 Well, Adam and... 172 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,840 Have these. 173 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,120 And this. 174 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,360 And this. 175 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,040 These. 176 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,000 See, I was thinking about you. I did feel guilty. 177 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,660 Guilty as hell, by the look of it. 178 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,200 Probably buy yourself off a murder charge with this lot. Maybe. 179 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:10,320 But that doesn't get him into my good book. Not just like that. For instance, 180 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,340 have the invitations been sent? 181 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,080 No, they have not. 182 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,940 Have the bans been posted? 183 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,300 Yes, they have. 184 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,900 Somebody stayed awake. 185 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,460 What about the best man? 186 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:24,290 Up. Yeah, Malcolm was posted. 187 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:25,750 Who's Malcolm? 188 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:29,070 He's the bloke I asked to be the best man. Oh, great chap, salt of the earth. 189 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:32,270 Anyway, he agreed, dead keen, dying to do it. Then what happens? 190 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:33,670 Posted to North Africa. 191 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:34,850 That's a bit of bad luck. 192 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:36,190 Bad luck? 193 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:40,130 This wedding is jinxed. That's the fourth best man we've had posted. 194 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:42,330 Anyway, Saturday. 195 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,850 Saturday? Saturday at 12, all saints. 196 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,090 We've got to sit down and talk with the vicar about all it needs doing. 197 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,140 And this time, Gary Sparrow, you'd better be there. 198 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,520 Or else. 199 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,720 Oh, Happy New Year. 200 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,040 Well, surely it wasn't this year I'd send you out for vitamins, was it? 201 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,220 Where is your head? 202 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:04,640 I'm sorry. 203 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,280 Doesn't seem to matter where it is. It still gets done in. 204 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:11,240 Yvonne, you don't understand. I've got a million and one things to think about. 205 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,339 Yeah, like what? 206 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:16,060 Well, there's the... Beta -carotene. 207 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,460 And allo... 208 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,210 Exactly. And stock. 209 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,430 What? Stock. 210 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,890 I'm stock -taking. 211 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:28,730 Well, I thought I had to under the circumstances. You know, you're not 212 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:29,609 and all that. 213 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:32,990 They just got on top of me. I know I shouldn't let it. I'm sorry. 214 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:35,970 I expect you'll be needing a break, too. 215 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,270 Oh, right. 216 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,990 So this weekend will do us both good. 217 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:41,970 Right, right. 218 00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:47,110 What weekend? 219 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:51,020 This weekend? You said book it the healing weekend. 220 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,780 What, for both of us? 221 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,560 Well, you didn't think you were going to pat me off into the country and forget 222 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,560 about me. 223 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,120 No, no, no, no, of course not. 224 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,920 But we are talking about this Saturday, are we? 225 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:05,140 Yes, and a little bit either side of Saturday. 226 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,640 That is what we call a weekend. 227 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,720 Here is one I booked earlier. 228 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,200 No, no, no, Yvonne, look, not this weekend. 229 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,080 I can't go this weekend. 230 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,940 I'm... Stop taking. 231 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,900 Yvonne, look. No, no, you look, Gary. 232 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,900 I am trying to get over a traumatic experience, trying to find a balance 233 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,480 myself. All I'm asking for is some support. 234 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:29,860 I know, I know. 235 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,980 But you did drop a bit of a bombshell yesterday. 236 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:38,020 OK, so you've left Sim Young with some money, but the price of aloe vera, how 237 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,020 long's that going to last? 238 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,460 The shop is the only ongoing thing we have. 239 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,120 I have to stop and take stock, literally. 240 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,540 I understand. 241 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,760 I'm just not feeling very worldly at the moment, Gary. 242 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,240 I'll have to leave all the material stuff to you. 243 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,780 Well, you do just that. And relax. 244 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,180 We can grab a weekend away another time. 245 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,460 Any time you like. 246 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,620 You'd better be at the shop this weekend. 247 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,100 Right. 248 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:10,200 And I suppose if it's that important to us, I'd better be there with you. 249 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,120 Right. 250 00:12:16,989 --> 00:12:17,989 Thanks. 251 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,810 Is this really a German sandwich tin? 252 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,290 Yeah. You just never hear about Hitler's lunchbox. 253 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:27,990 It's not very big, is it? 254 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:29,650 No. 255 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,710 In fact, there was a song about it. 256 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:35,790 Look, you needn't be bothered with all this. 257 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:39,790 It's materialism, and you've got to get away from all that. You said so 258 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,710 yourself. Let me call your cab. 259 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,510 Really? You don't mind? 260 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,150 Well, of course I don't. 261 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:48,520 No, no, it's all right. I said I'd be here to help. 262 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,860 Stop taking again! 263 00:12:55,820 --> 00:13:00,140 He always says that because he thinks the place looks untidy. 264 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,460 So what's new? 265 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,560 I have to be at Old Saints Church by 12. 266 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,800 Then you only have 20 minutes to get to 1942 starting from now. Tick, tick, 267 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,640 tick, tick. It's no joke, Ron. Phoebe will go ballistic. 268 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,540 So what's with the boys' club? 269 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,820 Oh, you know, us just swapping cigarette cards and condoms. 270 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,620 Well, must be about time for a coffee and a sandwich. 271 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,700 Would you like to do the honours, love? 272 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,480 Since when has going for a sandwich been an honour? 273 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,080 Well, it really is a nice little sandwich bar. 274 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,380 You'll like it. 275 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,040 Isn't that the one next door to the Chinese herbalist? The one that does all 276 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,180 those alternative remedies? 277 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,720 Um, yes, I think it is. 278 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,960 Right, I might take a look in there. 279 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,780 And if you're lucky, I'll grab you a sarnie on the way back. 280 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,500 Right, I have got 15 minutes to get that cover for me. 281 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,800 Certainly, no problem. 282 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,100 He was beamed up, Yvonne. 283 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,920 The Ministry of Defence will deny it, but lights were seen in the sky. 284 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,020 He finally dematerialised over there by the sheet music. 285 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,520 His last words were, Ron, I bequeath you my sarnie. 286 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,760 Just tell her the phone rang, I had to dash off and do a big deal. A big deal? 287 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,300 For God's sake, Ron, I have to meet the vicar. 288 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,720 Big deal. 289 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,560 Tongue's a -wagging, Phoebe. 290 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,520 The whole neighbourhood's talking about me and Margie. 291 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,100 Be philosophical, Reg. 292 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,560 While they're talking about you, they're leaving everybody else alone. 293 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,500 Yeah, but my sergeant will find out sooner or later, and he won't approve, 294 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,040 Phoebe. He really won't. 295 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,740 You see, I didn't mention this before, but, well, to be quite frank, he's 296 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,980 Scottish. 297 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,970 Well, you know what they're like. 298 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,910 Everything's hanky -panky to him. 299 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,130 He doesn't really approve of dominoes. 300 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,910 He says all that knocking gets people overexcited. 301 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,090 Ah, sorry. 302 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,310 Sorry, Hamlet. 303 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:53,770 Got stuck in town. 304 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,590 Piccadilly is so full of Americans, it's unbelievable. 305 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,910 Shaftesbury Avenue is like the Wild West End. 306 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:02,390 That's what I heard. A friend of mine says he saw a yank itching his horse to 307 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,710 lamppost in Curzon Street. 308 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,610 Yeah, well, it's not quite that bad, Reg. 309 00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:08,860 So, made it into titbits yet? 310 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,140 Don't do that to him, Gary. He's got enough on his plate. 311 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,820 Don't you worry, Reg. We'll stand by you. I know, Phoebe. 312 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,080 Mrs Bloss has been very good too. 313 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,080 Covered for us a treat she has. 314 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:24,340 She's a wonderful liar, Phoebe. So is Mrs Bennet from next door. 315 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:29,580 Amazing. I never knew how many fantastic liars there are around here. Been a 316 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,820 real eye -opener to me. 317 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,900 Makes me wonder if anyone's ever told me the truth. 318 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,510 So, Reg, why doesn't Margie just start calling herself Margie Deadman? 319 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,310 Well, that wouldn't be quite right, would it? 320 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:43,930 All right, Margie Deadwoman. 321 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,830 Gary, sometimes your sense of humour does you no credit at all. 322 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:52,250 His sense of occasion isn't much better. We've got a wedding coming up that's 323 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,670 looking more like a funeral every day. 324 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,230 Well, it is a wartime wedding, Phoebe. You're not kidding. 325 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,330 It's got bliss written all over it. 326 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,330 It'll be just us three and the vicar. 327 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:04,210 Well, I just hope it's in the blackout so I can't see it. 328 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,310 Oh, come on, it's not that bad. 329 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:07,890 Isn't it? 330 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:08,950 Convince me, Gary. 331 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:13,710 Tell me our fifth best man hasn't been posted, deported or shot down over 332 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,710 Morecambe. 333 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,710 Morecambe's on our side, Phoebe. 334 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,630 It's foreign client to me, Gary Sparrow. 335 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:23,650 But what are you thinking of? I'm doing everything else. The flowers, the 336 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,650 reception back here. 337 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:25,850 What about the best man? 338 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,810 What? Best man! 339 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,310 Can't you ask one of your fellow spies? 340 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:31,778 No. 341 00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,100 Um, no, sorry, it's not possible. 342 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,600 No? Why not? 343 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,560 Yeah, why not, Gary? 344 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:43,600 Um, well, because my department is the opposite of Reggie's, you see. His boss 345 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,820 wants them all happily married and my boss wants us all single. 346 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,280 What? Well, it's high -risk missions, Phoebe. 347 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,760 Doesn't want too many widows and bereaved people to have to write to. 348 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,540 So, he wants you all single. 349 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,800 Mm. 350 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,920 But... Oh, uh... Aha! 351 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,599 No, I bet I know what you thought. No, no, no, no. No, that's only until you've 352 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:10,160 been with the department for five years, you see. And I joined in 19... 1936. 353 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,579 So, no problem. 354 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,359 Right, come on then. 355 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:15,760 Let's go and meet the vicar. 356 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,400 Really looking forward to seeing him again. Really? 357 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,040 That makes one of us. 358 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,880 We have the date and time confirmed. Will you require the use of the church 359 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,940 hall? No. Will you need the lady chapel? 360 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,420 No. Will you want full choir, half choir or soloist? No. 361 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080 Flowers on the old floor. 362 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,420 Flowers on the altar or flowers down the aisles? Both. Candles on the altar or 363 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,420 candles on the tithe? 364 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:24,540 Uh, part. 365 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,100 Neither. Will you choose a hit or shall I? We will. 366 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,960 Any further... I've started so I'll finish. 367 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,760 Any further donations other than the stated fees will be greatly accepted. 368 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,160 Any questions? 369 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,980 Yeah, how many points have we got so far, Magnus? 370 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800 Um, 371 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,340 nothing. 372 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,940 My next appointment... Excuse me. 373 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,580 That was a farce from beginning to end. 374 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,920 I think it was a fugue from beginning to end. 375 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,960 If you don't want to marry me, just say so. 376 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,040 You don't have to sabotage the wedding. 377 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,480 Phoebe, you know what I want. 378 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,120 I want it to be you and me married properly. 379 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,040 Then why aren't you helping? 380 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,200 Why is everything down to me? 381 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,320 And still no best man? 382 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,900 At this rate, Gary Sparrow, I won't be wanting any man at all. 383 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,660 Phoebe, we... 384 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,170 Women. They just do your head in, don't they? 385 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,510 They must learn it at school. 386 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,030 Ah, it's domestic science, isn't it? 387 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:41,530 How to poach an egg and how to scramble a bloke's brains. 388 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:49,250 I never understood the way I can... Reg. Reg! 389 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,010 Gary, don't do that. 390 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,490 My war could have been over just like that. 391 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,530 I could have been the enemy then, Reg. 392 00:19:57,150 --> 00:20:00,350 With you as a lookout, the entire Panzer Division could have wandered in through 393 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:01,490 the snog and drunk us dry. 394 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:05,030 It is no joking matter, Gary. Do you know who I just saw in that doorway over 395 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:09,290 there? Um, Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart having a snog. No. 396 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,930 My sergeant. 397 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,730 Snogging Ingrid Bergman? No. 398 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,550 Not snogging Humphrey Bogart. 399 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,410 This is serious, Gary. 400 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:22,230 My career on the force ruined by scandal. I had an unblemished record, 401 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,370 yeah. Totally unblemished, Reg. No rest. 402 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,310 No cautions, no court appearances, nothing. 403 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:31,230 I was round Mrs Blossard earlier, pretending to be counting out all the... 404 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,290 net is closing in, Gary. What do you reckon? 405 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:37,910 Yeah. Yeah, I reckon the net is closing in, Reg. Have I got problems, Gary? 406 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,570 Haven't we all, Reg? 407 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,750 Haven't we all? 408 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,970 I really don't know who to turn to. 409 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,930 Yeah? Well, try Phoebe. 410 00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,150 She seems to know what everyone should be doing. 411 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,960 Where are you, Gary Sparrow? Where are you when your woman lays down her 412 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,500 weekend for your stop -taking? 413 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,180 Well, when you walk through that door, you will not know what's hit you. 414 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,240 Come on, Gary, make my day. 415 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,840 Yvonne, I can no longer stand by and watch you become stressed like this. 416 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,740 Bloody revenge is no substitute for meditation. 417 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:21,040 Come, sit down, try some alternative breathing. What's that? 418 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,820 It's using alternate lungs. 419 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,260 Watch me. 420 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,960 Better still, put your head between your legs and think lungs. 421 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,060 Left lung in, one, two. 422 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,820 Out, one, two. 423 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,220 Right lung in, one, two. 424 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,900 Out, one, two. 425 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,900 Goodness me, it's Gary. 426 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,800 Are you all right? 427 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:47,320 No. Tell me, Gary, what was this business that was so important? 428 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,020 Huh? 429 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,340 Oh, just bits and pieces. 430 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 Bits and... 431 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:58,260 Well, thank you very much. For the moment. Bits and pieces for the moment. 432 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,380 Look. See? 433 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,100 I've got more of these to follow. 434 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,720 Oh, thanks, Parish Magazine. 435 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,820 We have more of these. 436 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:10,000 Really? Do you know, I feel quite giddy. 437 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,300 It's like winning the lottery, isn't it? 438 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,340 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't strangle you. 439 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,840 It's illegal. 440 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,740 It's a lot harder than it looks on the telly and it takes longer. 441 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,300 Sometimes you are the... 442 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:33,560 It's women. 443 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,440 There's just no making them happy, is there? 444 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,980 Ever tried. 445 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:43,160 It's not exactly your forte making people happy, is it, Gary? 446 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,940 You're hardly the clown prince of time travel, the cheerful Charlie Chester of 447 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:48,940 the... Yeah, all right, all right. 448 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,020 I had high hopes for you, Gary. 449 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,180 New Year's honours list, 1944. 450 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,340 shaking hands with Winston Churchill, shaking a leg with Ginger Rogers. 451 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,520 But you are not even coping with the basics, are you? 452 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,780 Ron, I'm doing the best I can. 453 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,380 You probably are, but your best isn't good enough, is it? 454 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,980 And this from a man getting over a broken marriage? 455 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:10,860 Thank you. 456 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:15,220 If you're not careful, you'll be getting over two broken marriages. 457 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,060 Yvonne's right. 458 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,340 Sometimes you can be the pits. 459 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,200 Ron, I'm sorry. 460 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,980 I just think I've hit rock bottom, mate. 461 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:35,780 I mean, going back in time used to be the great escape, but now I... I don't 462 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,780 know. 463 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,220 It's a time -travelling complaint. 464 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,040 You're just having a bad era. 465 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,560 I'm just not coping. 466 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:53,750 I'm not supporting Yvonne. I'm letting Phoebe down at every turn. I even walked 467 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:55,110 out on Reg, leaving him in a mess. 468 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,470 What do I do? 469 00:23:58,590 --> 00:23:59,950 Positive thinking, Gary. 470 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:01,650 Positive thinking. 471 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:06,070 We are bigger than any single thing that can happen to us. 472 00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:07,390 Think about that. 473 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,190 Meditate upon it. 474 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:13,090 You've got to search for the hero inside yourself. 475 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:18,390 Ron. Gary, it's time travel. 476 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,520 Only you can do it. 477 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,220 You've just stopped enjoying it, that's all. 478 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,240 If you don't love it, you can't be good at it. 479 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,680 Remember the buzz. 480 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,240 Start enjoying it again. 481 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,700 Then it'll all become a doddle. 482 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,480 You're right. 483 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,440 You are dead right. 484 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520 What do you know? 485 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,200 I'm not a bag of wind. 486 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,900 I'm a therapist. 487 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:51,240 As you know, Mrs Bamford, I am a tolerant and broad -minded man. 488 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,000 Most Scots people are. 489 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500 Well, quite, quite. 490 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,200 So a policeman serving drinks behind a bar, I can turn the blind eye to. 491 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,340 After all, there are women driving trams now. 492 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,300 Though where they'll end up driving them to, God only knows. 493 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,680 It's a war on, Sergeant. We're all behaving different. 494 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:13,260 Some of us are not behaving at all, Mrs Bamford. 495 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,340 Policemen in pubs is one thing. 496 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,940 But a policeman sharing rooms with females of the opposite gender? 497 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,980 Dear me, no. 498 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:28,560 Ah, Sergeant, there you are. I've just been down to the station looking for 499 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,960 And who might you be, sir? 500 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,100 Got the picture? 501 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,320 Do you mind if I take these down to the station, sir? Just a check. 502 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,900 Oh, there's no point, Sergeant. They'll self -destruct before you get past the 503 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,900 chip shop. 504 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:49,650 Now, I know I should have let you in on this earlier. I can see that you're a 505 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,390 man of substance. 506 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:54,250 Scottish substance, sir. Scottish substance. 507 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:56,710 Nothing gets by me. 508 00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,370 Except on Buns Night. 509 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:03,290 It's not Buns Night, Mr Sparrow. 510 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:04,570 No. 511 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:09,790 This woman, Margie, who's living with Mrs Bloth and Constable Dedman. Now, I 512 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,650 realise how it must look to the outside world. 513 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,470 Disgusting. Well, that's right. 514 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,430 Very un -Scottish. What? 515 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,660 Quite. 516 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:20,180 The fact is, she's under house arrest. 517 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,920 I can't go into details, obviously, but I have assigned Constable Dedman to 518 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,639 guard her. 519 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,640 Good God! 520 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,860 We think he's the best man for the job. 521 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,040 Oh, I see. 522 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,980 She's supposed to escape. 523 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:40,560 It's a little more subtle than that. You see, um... It's Margie's contact we're 524 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,559 actually after. 525 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,600 We're hoping to worry him enough to make him break cover. 526 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,440 I see. Then we grab him. 527 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,940 It's a little more subtle than that. 528 00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:51,780 It is? 529 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,400 I'm afraid you're losing me, sir. 530 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:56,340 Well, never mind, Sergeant. Why don't you just leave it all with us, eh? 531 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:01,000 Oh, and if you do hear of any more gossip, perhaps you could put a stop to 532 00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:02,560 Oh, indeed, sir. Indeed. 533 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,640 You can rely on me, sir. 534 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,520 Good day to you, sir. 535 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,540 Good day, Scottish substance. 536 00:27:10,649 --> 00:27:11,609 It's a cake. 537 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,710 Jerry Sparrow, what a story. 538 00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:15,350 How do you think of him? 539 00:27:15,650 --> 00:27:16,910 Practice, Reg, practice. 540 00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:20,350 Well, at least you made somebody happy today. 541 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:24,910 Look, Phoebe, I realise I haven't been concentrating on the wedding. 542 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:30,190 And I know that the word sorry seems to be getting a bit worn out, but believe 543 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,930 me, I love you as much as I ever did. 544 00:27:33,650 --> 00:27:37,550 I want our wedding to be the loveliest, most memorable day of your life. 545 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,460 Well, that's why I've come back, to give you my decision about the best man. 546 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:43,940 So, who is it? 547 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:45,220 Who's it going to be? 548 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,460 Well, this is a wartime wedding, Phoebe, so I want our best man to be important. 549 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,160 Well, symbolic, even. 550 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:57,840 So, it's not going to be any old friend or workmate for us, Phoebe. Oh, no, 551 00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:58,980 better than that. 552 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,080 He will be a soldier, or a sailor, or an airman. 553 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,060 Phoebe, we will have the best, best man of all. A British fighting man. 554 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 Bravo, Gary. 555 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,140 Bravo. Oh, I see. Wonderful. 556 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,860 I'll be standing at the altar and you'll be out on the street trying to pick up 557 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,860 a sailor. 558 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,140 Good night, sweetheart. 559 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,040 Sleep will banish sorrow. 560 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:30,900 Good night, sweetheart. 561 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,340 Till we meet tomorrow. 562 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,520 Sweetheart.