1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,630 Good night, sweetheart. 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:07,210 All my prayers are for you. 3 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:10,430 Good night, sweetheart. 4 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:14,830 I'll be watching all you. 5 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:21,070 Tears and cutting may make us alone. 6 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:35,010 You're feeling fit in yourself? 7 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,190 Yeah, fantastic. Never felt better. 8 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:38,490 Good, good. 9 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:40,390 No morning sickness? 10 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:44,270 Well, it depends on what's the first thing I see when I open my eyes. If it's 11 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:45,270 Gary. 12 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:50,270 Your blood pressure is perfect, like the rest of you. 13 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:52,390 Great. Do you hear that, Gary? 14 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:54,950 Is that V -A -T or B -S -E? 15 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:57,990 It's what? 16 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:01,810 That bottom line, I can't make it out. I think I may need glasses, you know. 17 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:06,010 You're not supposed to be able to read that line. It's the printer's name. 18 00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:13,730 But if I may be so bold, pregnancy suits you. 19 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,470 Your complexion is flawless. 20 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:19,650 Your lips have an almost luscious fullness. 21 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:22,170 She got stung on the mouth last Saturday. 22 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:26,810 Your hair is shinier and bouncier than I've ever seen it. 23 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,900 Would you like me to walk around the block for half an hour? 24 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,160 You know, while you two break all the rules on doctor -patient intimacy. 25 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,580 Dr. Yakovits is just being pleasant. 26 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,900 You're a very lucky young man. 27 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,280 Your wife could be sickly and run down. 28 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,700 Instead, it's my husband who's sickly and run down. 29 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,560 Really? He's off his food, he's sleeping badly, his libido's gone absent without 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,260 leave. Don, please, this is personal stuff. 31 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,960 He's a doctor, let him help you. 32 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:53,420 Would you like me to give you a brief examination? 33 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,200 My briefs don't need examining, thank you very much. 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,660 Perhaps a little pick -me -up? He doesn't need a pick -me -up. He needs to 35 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,660 it up. 36 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,040 Yvonne! 37 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,639 Perhaps I should take his blood pressure while he's here. I don't need my blood 38 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,639 pressure taken. 39 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,760 Hate it when that thing tightens round your arm. 40 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,740 Bound to send your blood pressure through the roof. It's like being 41 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:15,740 a boa constrictor. 42 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,460 Gary, calm down. 43 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,980 Pregnancy can be a very stressful time for the father as much as for the 44 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,980 You'll pull through, Mr Sparrow. 45 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:29,870 After all, there's nothing unique about your situation, is there? 46 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:34,710 I spoke to the midwife about home delivery. 47 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:36,390 She said she'll call you. 48 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:40,150 Great. Oh, it's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, Gary. Does 49 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,150 bother you at all? 50 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,190 Home delivery? 51 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:45,990 No, great idea. Save lugging all those heavy nappies back from the supermarket. 52 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:50,630 Home delivery of the baby, Gary. 53 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,670 You want a... 54 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,100 I think I'd better take my blood pressure. 55 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,800 You sit down. 56 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,900 Put your feet up and I'll make you a nice cup of tea. 57 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,160 Anyone spot the deliberate mistake? 58 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,220 I'm sorry, Vaughan. I just don't think I could ever enjoy marital intimacy in 59 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:15,179 our bed again. 60 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,780 Not once it's been used as an outhouse of the maternity unit. 61 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,650 We'll hire one of those birthing pools. 62 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:25,010 Fill it full of tepid water. We all get in. 63 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:28,270 All? Me, the obstetrician, the midwife. 64 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:31,250 You can hire an underwater video camera and use your scuba gear. 65 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:36,810 No, look, everyone knows that babies are supposed to be born in hospital. 66 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,390 Pregnancy is not an illness. 67 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:41,350 Then why do I feel sick? 68 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:44,250 If you ask me, you're suffering from a severe case of denial. 69 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,570 I'm not. 70 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:49,590 What I am suffering from is dangerously high blood pressure. You saw. 71 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:53,300 It's just psychosomatic. You get yourself all wound up. 72 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:56,340 Here, let me release your safety valve. 73 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:57,900 What are you doing? 74 00:03:58,140 --> 00:03:59,140 Practising sofa sex. 75 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,540 No, no, I'm sorry. I'm not in the mood. 76 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,700 Tell me about it. I'm sorry. 77 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:05,940 No, I'm sorry. 78 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:07,860 What is it? 79 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,660 Oh, just things. 80 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:11,380 What sort of things? 81 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:12,860 I don't know. 82 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,200 You worried about me giving up work? 83 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,820 Oh, it's not so much that. I just... 84 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,390 You're giving up work? 85 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,750 I thought you were going to go part -time. 86 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:26,350 Well, I've been thinking about it. Maybe when the baby arrives, I want to spend 87 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,950 all my time with him or her. 88 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,350 Oh, oh, right, yes, yes, I can see that, yeah. 89 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,270 Well, I suppose we'd manage. 90 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:37,030 Obviously, I'd have to work a lot harder, you know, put in some really 91 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:40,390 hours. Spending even more time away at collector's fairs and so on. 92 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:44,110 Well... You're not looking for an excuse to spend more time away, are you? 93 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,200 Of course not. Because there is an alternative to spending 70 hours a week 94 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,060 selling scratch Flanagan and Allen records. 95 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,740 There's a job at Sim Young you could stroll into. 96 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,600 I am not going back to being blue -collar, Yvonne. The collar is white. 97 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,940 We need a dynamic production manager at the new factory in Wembley. Just think, 98 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,420 you could cycle to work. You could come home for lunch. 99 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:07,400 You'd earn far more than you get from the shop for half the hassle. 100 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,860 They're going to make digital flat -screen televisions, Gary. 101 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:17,980 Remember how turned on you used to get about digital black screen televisions? 102 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:21,160 The very phrase had aphrodisiac qualities for you. 103 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Don't be silly. 104 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,420 Silly? You're the man who used to lock himself in the toilet with a Bang and 105 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:27,460 Olufsen catalogue. 106 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:32,740 No, there'd be hundreds of people after a job like that. Of course, but I could 107 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:34,280 swing it for you. I have the power. 108 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,280 Oh, right, yes. And then I would have to be permanently grateful to you, 109 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:38,989 wouldn't I? 110 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:42,010 That would completely destroy the balance of power within our marriage and 111 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,430 would be the final nail in the coffin of our sex life. 112 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:46,030 You mean it's not already dead and buried? 113 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:49,590 I don't want to go back to being an employee, Yvonne. 114 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,490 I like being my own boss. I like being able to come and go as I please. It's 115 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:55,490 important to me. 116 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:59,690 It's bound up with my feeling of wholeness. 117 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,550 What's Blockbuster's got to do with it? 118 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,070 Not Bob wholeness. 119 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:07,310 I'm sorry. 120 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,060 OK, you do what feels right for you, as long as when the baby arrives, we get to 121 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,660 spend some quality time together. 122 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,960 Well, of course we will. Real quality time. 123 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,620 Time of the highest imaginable quality. 124 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,000 Time of such quality, they'll sell it in Harrods, I promise. 125 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,520 No, look, I really ought to get back to the shop. 126 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,780 I thought we might have a bit of lunch together. 127 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,980 No, I'll grab a pint of pint in the Royal Oak, don't worry about me. 128 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,560 Bye. 129 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,640 I'm not worried, Gary. 130 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,860 I sometimes wonder what the Royal Oak's got that I haven't. 131 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 You smell different. 132 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,780 Is that the expensive scent that Gary gave you? 133 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,920 No. I've just broken a jar of pickled eggs, Reg. 134 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:50,780 Very nice. 135 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,280 Well, I'd better get back on point, Judy. 136 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,480 I'll see you later. 137 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,560 Bye. 138 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,190 Where do you spring from? 139 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:21,390 I see the RAF gave Hamburg a hell of a posting the other night. 140 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:26,030 Still, never mind. They get the Beatles in 20 years' time to make up for it. 141 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:29,910 Please, not distract an officer of his majesty in the pursuance of his duties. 142 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:34,870 Keeping a traffic flow is a major contribution to the war effort. 143 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:39,950 Whatever you say, Raj. 144 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:50,290 There you are. 145 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:53,270 Fancy getting run over by two nippers in a homemade go -kart. 146 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:54,489 A what? 147 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:57,410 You can laugh. They must have been doing five miles an hour, minimum. 148 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:58,790 Never mind, Reg. 149 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:00,850 Have a meat pie. 150 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:05,990 Now, I've got lamb and apricot, venison and cranberry, or pork and prune. Stop 151 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:06,629 it, Gary. 152 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,210 You still feeling queasy? A bit. 153 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:11,550 How about you, Reg? I'm not queasy, Gary, but then again, I'm not expecting. 154 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,850 I mean, do you fancy a pie? 155 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,089 You're joking. 156 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,290 Meat and fruit in the same crust, in natural. 157 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,000 Well, I know, but there's a war on, you see. We've got to make do. 158 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,020 Oh, well, if it's a matter of patriotism. 159 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:27,820 Dip, dip, dip, my little ship. 160 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:30,360 Sails on the walk, they'll like a cup of sauce. 161 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,100 Oh, I've got something for you. Here. 162 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:35,340 What are they? 163 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,020 Multivitamins with sea kelp and essential fish oils. 164 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,460 What are they supposed to do, make me a better swimmer? 165 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,659 No, I just thought, well, as long as you don't feel like eating. 166 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:45,960 And how can they be essential fish oils? 167 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,900 I've never had him before and I'm still around. 168 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,900 You're under the weather, though. I do worry about you. Everyone gets a spot of 169 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:52,879 morning sickness. 170 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,280 It's just across I've got a bear. 171 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,520 Like the budget. 172 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:59,380 What budget? The Chancellor calls it his sacrifices for victory budget. 173 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,880 Tuppence on a pint of beer, five bob on a bottle of scotch, four pence on 20 174 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,920 fags. Not anyone we know can afford to buy 20 at a time. 175 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,520 But the worst thing is they're banning lace and embroidery on women's 176 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,100 Just when I was going to treat myself to some pretty things when I'm bigger. 177 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,940 With all due respect, Phoebe, that is not the worst thing. 178 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:20,500 I mean, you don't need lace and such like on your nightly. But as for the 179 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:24,960 Chancellor saying you can't have a pocket on your pyjamas anymore, I mean, 180 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,680 am I going to keep my anky when I'm in bed? 181 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:31,580 Broke my heart having to cut the pockets off all my gym jams. 182 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,500 I'd better get back on point, if it wasn't a traffic jam. 183 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,620 Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side. 184 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:40,730 I like the sound of that. 185 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,190 Spy talk, eh? 186 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:46,290 Mum's the word, Reg. 187 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:52,290 Mum really is the word, isn't it? 188 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:54,390 Well, come on, then. Take your vitamin. 189 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:59,410 And I thought I'd ask you to give up smoking. 190 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,870 You did. I tried. I couldn't. 191 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:06,570 Anyway, it's my only pleasure these days. You're hardly ever here. 192 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,140 My country needs me, Phoebe. You've heard what's going on out in the Far 193 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,940 I know, but don't make it any easier for me. 194 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,900 Bloody jacks. 195 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,820 Anyway, I'm back now, so smoking doesn't have to be your only pleasure. 196 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:24,080 Gary, I've told you that is off the menu until after the baby's born. Why? 197 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:25,420 You know why. 198 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:32,740 I'm scared we might hurt it with all the... I promise you it's perfectly 199 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,840 They've done research. 200 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,120 You're bound to say that. You're a man. 201 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,490 All right, if you don't believe me, ask your friends. 202 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,610 It's my friends who tick me the wink. 203 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,790 Well, I tell you what does harm the baby. Smoking harms the baby. 204 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:49,650 How can it, you soppy ape -worth? They proved it in the 60s. In America, the 205 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,950 women who smoke give birth to smaller babies. 206 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:56,350 Well, looking on the bright side, it'll hurt less when he's born, won't it? 207 00:10:58,810 --> 00:10:59,810 It's weird. 208 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,990 Phoebe's gone right off it, so I fancy her more than ever. 209 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:05,810 Whereas Yvonne is rampant and it just doesn't turn me on. 210 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,520 What do you think? 211 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:12,040 What I want to know is what sort of mind dreamed up pork and prune pie filling? 212 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,940 Ron, you're not listening. 213 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,920 Of course I'm not listening, Gary. 214 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,120 You see, before you, a man who gets his leg over about as often as Long John 215 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,420 Silver in The High Hurdles. 216 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,260 Don't look to me for sympathy. 217 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,980 I think what's really doing my head in is wondering how I'm going to cope with 218 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,700 having two families to support. 219 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,750 You've made your beds, now you've got to lie in them. 220 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,630 But I'm only one man, Ron. 221 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:40,670 It was tough enough when I had two healthy, affectionate women to satisfy. 222 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,690 They call him Mr Pitiful. 223 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,670 But I kept them happy. You kept your hand up. 224 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:47,710 You babies. 225 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,990 Just not equipped. 226 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,510 I would have thought your equipment was the least of your problems. 227 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,350 Talking of equipment, what is this? One of those Peter Pumpers. 228 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,090 DIY blood pressure kit. 229 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:02,450 It was a bit high at the doctor's this morning, so I thought I'd better keep it 230 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:03,450 under observation. 231 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:06,030 Oh, well, as long as you're not turning into a hypochondriac. 232 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:09,490 Anyway, Gary, having two babies won't make much difference. 233 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:13,150 You'll still be able to flip between two eras. It'll just be much, much, much 234 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,930 more knackery. It's not that simple. 235 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:18,790 Yvonne wants to give up work and become a full -time mother. 236 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,089 It's very laudable. 237 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,090 Totally in line with all party thinking on the family. 238 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,230 Plus, she wants me to give up this shop and get a proper job. 239 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,610 Ah, exactly. 240 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,950 But the fact is, Yvonne is right. 241 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,500 If she gives up her work, I don't think this shop will keep the three of us. Oh, 242 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 you mean the five of you. 243 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,660 Ron, please. 244 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,260 Don't forget all those little black market treats you take back for Phoebe. 245 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,900 Not forgetting the imminent war, baby. I wasn't forgetting. 246 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,360 Although, talking of said baby, we should remember that he or she is 247 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,080 walking around today disguised as a 55 -year -old. 248 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:55,240 In fact, as we speak, he or she may well be contemplating early retirement. 249 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,640 Ron, my blood pressure! 250 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,840 Look, look, see, it's 140 over 90. 251 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,380 Indicating what? 252 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,920 Indicating that I'm perfectly healthy. I'm going to take that back to the shop. 253 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,100 Of course, you wouldn't have to be financially embarrassed if you were 254 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,640 to exploit your uncanny powers. 255 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,200 Trip or two to wartime dog tracks, for instance. 256 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:22,760 No, I have been given this unique ability and I don't want to abuse it. If 257 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,220 start messing with history, history might start messing with me. 258 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,520 You don't think having a child twice your age counts as messing? 259 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,600 OK. Forget gambling. 260 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,340 What about antiques? 261 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,160 Oh, it'll do wonders for my wartime street cred if I'm seen staggering down 262 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,360 Duckett's Passage with a handcart full of heirlooms. 263 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,420 Right, something smaller, then. A Fabergé egg. 264 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,360 Have to be a Fabergé powdered egg. 265 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,940 I am trying to help here, Gary. 266 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,300 I know. 267 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Time pieces. 268 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,820 I've just done a catalogue for an auction of collectible examples of the 269 00:13:55,820 --> 00:14:00,540 horologist's art to be held next month. The reserve prices are in thousands of 270 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,120 pounds. And you wouldn't call bringing back old watches messing with time? 271 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:09,500 Look, mate, if you want to keep this shop, you've got to prove to Yvonne that 272 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,120 can make some serious money. 273 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,300 Hi, Rog. 274 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,160 Hi, Phoebe. 275 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:22,290 Is she all right? As far as I know, she went off shopping. 276 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:23,549 Oh, what for? 277 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,550 Whatever she could get. 278 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:25,750 Usual? Oh, cheers. 279 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,910 Hold on, I haven't given it to you yet. 280 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:34,370 No, I just meant... Cheers. 281 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,010 That's better. 282 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,910 You haven't got any of those pies left, have you? 283 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,550 No. Well, thank heavens for that. I had a real jippy tummy after that venison 284 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,550 and cranberry. 285 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:44,730 Oh, I'm sorry. 286 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:47,230 What did you do for it? Sat on the toilet for an hour and a half. 287 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,279 Of course. 288 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,260 Mind you, might not have been the pie, might have been my mini. 289 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,420 Well, she cooked something that disagreed with you. 290 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,960 Cooked for me? You must be joking. 291 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:05,160 No, I just had a bit of a shock when I come off duty and found her upstairs 292 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,260 these four strapping fellas. 293 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,120 And that was a shock, was it? 294 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,660 What a shock was, she was on the level this time. 295 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Really? Yeah. 296 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,560 Seems they've been sent round by the billeting office for temporary 297 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,200 accommodation till they ship out. 298 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,419 Oh, they're sailors. 299 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,000 That's right. They don't speak much English. 300 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,120 Minnie says they're members of the Free Czechoslovakian Navy. 301 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,780 Good -looking chaps, well -built. They've really taken to my Minnie. 302 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,020 Deary me what they won't do for her. 303 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,480 So, I'm letting them stay till the weekend with my blessing. Well, at least 304 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,120 can do, innit? Well, I suppose so. 305 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:41,560 Red, you do know that Czechoslovakia doesn't have a coastline? 306 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,780 Really? 307 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,540 Makes you wonder where they keep their shits, doesn't it? 308 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:53,460 Can I use your phone? You help yourself. 309 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,840 OK. 310 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,620 What's this, then? 311 00:15:58,940 --> 00:15:59,940 The Times. 312 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,120 Where's the news, then? 313 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240 It's on the inside. 314 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,360 Why don't they put it on the front, like the other papers? 315 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,160 It's considered vulgar. 316 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,260 Well, pardon me, but they're all the same when they're hung on a hook in the 317 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260 privy. 318 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,600 Oh, yes, good afternoon. Classified desk? 319 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,860 Yes, I wonder if I might just place a small advertisement. 320 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:24,760 Yes, it's instant cash paid for top -quality Swiss watches. 321 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,520 I don't care if it does sound vulgar. That's my ad. That's what I want to say. 322 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,380 Yes. 323 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:36,160 Yes, it's Stepney Green 2787. 324 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,580 Stepney. 325 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 In the East End. 326 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,100 Of London. You got a problem with that? 327 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,080 Yeah, OK, well, I'll give you my access number. 328 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,620 It's... No, no, um... I'll send you a cheque. 329 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,680 Oh, all right, a postal order. 330 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,800 Talking about the cheques, did you know they haven't got a coastline, but they 331 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,940 do have a navy? 332 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,460 Amazing, eh? 333 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,460 It's a wonder to me they haven't asked you on the brains trust, Reg. 334 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,480 Yeah, I couldn't help overhearing you were in the market for watches. 335 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,960 Well, you couldn't help overhearing on account that you were earwigging. I am a 336 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,560 serving policeman in a country at war. It is my duty to be alert and observant. 337 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:18,450 And if you're on the lookout for watches... Is it reliable? 338 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,750 No. 339 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,369 Swiss? Well, not exactly. 340 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,290 Valuable? Chain cost half a crown. 341 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,009 Sorry, Rich. 342 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,270 It's all right. I don't want to sell it. 343 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,570 Then why offer it? 344 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:30,830 I'm a patriot. 345 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,490 I think the word's pronounced pillock, Rich. 346 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:37,250 I'm assuming if you want watches, it's got something to do with a war effort 347 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,430 our implacable pursuit of total victory. 348 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,590 You know what, Reg? You've hit the nail right on the head. 349 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:43,810 Makes a change. 350 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:48,490 Keep it under your helmet, but we're looking for watches to equip our agents 351 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,130 when we drop them behind enemy lines. 352 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,550 What, they break? 353 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:58,230 No, we drop the agents wearing the watches. 354 00:17:58,690 --> 00:17:59,970 Oh, with you. 355 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,710 Shows foresight, that does. 356 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,450 Reg, there seems to be a bit of a traffic jam at the bar. 357 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:05,970 Stay no more. 358 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,060 He only had his brain, eh? 359 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,100 You look tired. I'm all in. I've been everywhere. 360 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,940 No -one's got any lingerie at all. 361 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,100 Those spits must have snapped everything up. 362 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,060 Why does everything have to be so blooming grim? 363 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,300 Everything? I know you think you're God's gift, but right now I'm not in the 364 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,880 mood. Well, maybe I can cheer you up. 365 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,280 Ta -da! 366 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:35,220 Gary! You always manage to get things other men can't get hold of. 367 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,460 If only. 368 00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:42,830 This isn't maternity wear. 369 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:44,630 No. 370 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:48,490 But, you know, it'll be months before you really... I thought, meanwhile, they 371 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,670 might cheer you up. Well, cheer us both up. 372 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,230 Meaning what, exactly? 373 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:56,550 Well, I was just wondering if maybe later on you'd like to model them for 374 00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,730 You don't stop trying, do you? 375 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,250 I'm sorry. 376 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,130 Don't get all fed up, Gary. 377 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,330 It'll be all right once the baby's born. 378 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:05,630 No, it won't. 379 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:12,100 There'll be sleepless nights, 3am feeds... Colic, teething, dirty nappies 380 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:15,840 change. I wouldn't expect you to change nappies or get up in the middle of the 381 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,800 night. That's woman's work. 382 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,840 Well, then you'd be even more knackered. 383 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,420 Gary, language. 384 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,420 Be lucky if we do it again this side of D -Day. 385 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,260 What's D -Day? 386 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,700 Oh, um, forget I spoke. 387 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,040 Careless talk. 388 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400 You know I really do love you, don't you? 389 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,020 Yeah. Of course. 390 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,800 And you love me, don't you? 391 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,120 You know I do. 392 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,460 Only you don't seem to say it much lately. 393 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,560 Phoebe, of course I love you. 394 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,000 More than anyone else in the world? 395 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,720 More than anyone else alive. 396 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,840 I didn't know you'd taken up smoking. 397 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,820 Neither did I. 398 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,780 Phoebe, I've got to put on a new barrel. 399 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,400 And I'm sure you'll look lovely in it, Reg. 400 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,150 You know, you're in the spare room. 401 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:13,469 What are you doing? 402 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,990 Milking a goat. What do you think? 403 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:16,970 I thought we were going to assemble that together. 404 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:21,330 I decided I was capable of doing it on my own, like most things these days. 405 00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:24,870 Yeah, well, I'm sorry if I was a bit pathetic this morning. A bit? 406 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,870 Well, it looks really, really good. 407 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,610 Are you trying to sweet -talk your way into my good books? 408 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,050 More into your underwear. 409 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:34,930 You'll get sued here. 410 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:36,830 Come on. 411 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,200 You've been smoking. 412 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,680 Well, just one or two. 413 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960 You don't deny it? 414 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,240 Well, I am a grown -up. But you don't smoke. 415 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,300 Well, I can't have been smoking then, can I? You've had a drink too, haven't 416 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,860 you? I've been under a lot of pressure. 417 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,940 I think you're going to be a bit pathetic again and I suppose it's all my 418 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,860 Yeah, well... Well what? 419 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,240 Oh, come on. 420 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,560 You announce you're pregnant, you announce you're going to give up your 421 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,340 then you announce you've got me an interview and I've got to give up the 422 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,620 Well, it's Thursday, by the way. 423 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,309 No, it isn't. 424 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,050 The interview is Thursday, 2 .30. 425 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,069 There, you see? 426 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:13,770 Stop trying to run my life, will you? Well, someone's got to. You'll stay in 427 00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,850 that dead -end shop until you turn into a relic yourself. 428 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,230 It'll never make any real money, Gary. 429 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:22,150 Well, that's where you're wrong. Because I'm on the verge of a very big deal. A 430 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,310 life -changing deal. 431 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,249 Oh, yeah? 432 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,830 She responded cynically. 433 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,150 What sort of deal? 434 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,770 What does the word Chippendale mean to you? 435 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:31,670 You, a Chippendale with your chest. 436 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,310 Chippendale Antiques. 437 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,440 See, I met this chap and he said if I can get hold of some really... Gary, 438 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,180 the hell do you think you're doing around the baby? 439 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,040 What baby? 440 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,159 Our baby. 441 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,840 The unborn child can suffer from passive smoking too, you know. Come on. 442 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,080 I mean it. 443 00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:51,140 And it's untipped. You're trying to kill yourself in double quick time. 444 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,040 It hasn't even got a health warning. 445 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,980 You're smoking the stock. 446 00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:01,000 Look, I'm under a lot of pressure. I know, the record's stuck. 447 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,550 Look, OK, OK, look, why don't we just... Yeah, go downstairs, have a glass of 448 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,290 wine, relax, put on feet up, eh? 449 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:12,130 Don't get romantic with me, Gary. 450 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:15,670 Not with your lungs full of 50 -year -old smoke and your hair smelling like a 451 00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:16,670 cheap East End pub. 452 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,270 So I suppose a bunk -up's out the question, then. 453 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:30,950 Oh, Gary, am I pleased to see you. 454 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:34,050 Oh, really? Come behind the bar and give us a hand till Reg gets here, will you? 455 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,490 Oh, all right. 456 00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:38,790 As long as no -one expects me to make them any fancy cocktails or anything. 457 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:40,850 Right. 458 00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,250 Er, yes, please. At last. 459 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:47,650 Right, three light ales, bottle of brown, a scotch, and a port and lemon 460 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:48,449 lovely lady. 461 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,890 Oh, no, honestly, love, I've got enough drinks already. 462 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,350 Look. 463 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:55,110 I don't know why I'm so popular tonight. 464 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,110 Think I can hazard a guess? 465 00:22:58,330 --> 00:22:59,330 Hello, boys. 466 00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,390 What? That's the bra I bought you, isn't it? 467 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:04,110 It's ever such a snug fit. 468 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,790 Ah, well, maybe when the pub's quietened down, I can help you adjust it. 469 00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:10,850 I don't think we should start something we can't finish, Gary. 470 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,130 No. 471 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,330 Bye -bye, boys. 472 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:19,770 Oh, I nearly forgot. You had a phone call in response to your insertion in 473 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:20,770 Times. 474 00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:23,190 Nice word, insertion. 475 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,890 He said he had a watch that might appeal to you, so I told him to bring it 476 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:28,980 round. Oh, good girl. Thanks. 477 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:33,600 All right. Uh, Phoebe, how much is all this fun? 478 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,320 Uh, three in Thropp and St. Lee, love. 479 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,479 Oh, how much? 480 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,480 Bloody budget. 481 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,820 Pardon my French, love. 482 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280 Granted. 483 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,440 What a doll. 484 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,400 How do you manage to get a sort like that and keep out a uniform? 485 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,080 Flat feet. 486 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,720 Only thing's flat round here, eh? 487 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,540 Uh, Father Beth, please. 488 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,060 Father Beth. 489 00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:56,930 And I wonder if Mr Sparrow is about. 490 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,230 Yeah. Hi, Mr Sparrow. 491 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:00,950 Oh. Yes, love. 492 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,150 Quite a mile, please, and have one yourself. 493 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:04,790 Thanks, but I've got plenty. 494 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:07,330 So, 495 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:09,730 you saw my advertisement? 496 00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:11,010 Yes. 497 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:16,690 I don't want to seem disrespectful, but how can a barman afford a fine Swiss 498 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:22,050 timepiece? I hope I haven't come all the way from Pimlico in a wild goose check. 499 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,060 Don't worry. I've been saving up. 500 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,140 Because it's a very difficult time for me. 501 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:32,840 My auntie lost her life in the Blitz, and she left me her Patek Philippe dress 502 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:39,500 watch. Well, I wouldn't dream of parting with it, but my wife's in poor health. 503 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,600 Oh, I understand. 504 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:42,240 Do you have it with you? No. 505 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:47,380 I wouldn't dream of taking it out of the safe until I was sure I found a genuine 506 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:51,160 buyer, someone who would cherish it. 507 00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:58,290 How much? 75 quid. I mean, I couldn't accept less than 75 508 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,290 pounds. 509 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:01,110 Well, 510 00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:05,410 there's 50 on account. You'll get the rest when I get the watch. 511 00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:09,430 Oh, um, I shall return before closing time. 512 00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,070 I'd love to see your money. 513 00:25:13,550 --> 00:25:14,790 No, I think he's on the level. 514 00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:16,049 You want to bet? 515 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,050 Well, don't mind. 516 00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,270 Ten bob says you'll never see him again. 517 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,400 Wasn't thinking of a money bet. 518 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:22,900 Oh. 519 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,760 So what were you thinking of as if I couldn't guess? 520 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,100 Well, I was just wondering if maybe later on... Didn't have to be quite so 521 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:36,340 quick. Um, maybe somewhere a little more, um, private. 522 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,600 Um, well, there. 523 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:39,900 Oh, yeah. 524 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,900 Sorry I'm late, Phoebe. There was a hell of a flap on at the station. 525 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:50,750 They wouldn't tell me what about. 526 00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:53,530 Tommy? 527 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:55,130 Tommy Kingdom! 528 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:56,650 Push off, Rach. 529 00:25:57,210 --> 00:26:04,190 Ah. In your advertisement, you said you were looking for watches. 530 00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:06,210 In the plural? 531 00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:07,610 Yeah. Why? 532 00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:16,550 You've obviously suffered more than your fair share of family tragedy. 533 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:20,690 So? This is how you dress on your night's off, is it, Tommy? 534 00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:25,590 You wouldn't believe this man has just been promoted to Chief Inspector at 535 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:26,890 Scotland Yard, would you, Phoebe? 536 00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:31,890 Shut up, you book. Can you believe that me and Tommy were police cadets 537 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:36,930 together? Hey, Gary, come and meet my old oboe, Chief Inspector Tommy Kingdom. 538 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,430 Hey, hey! 539 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,660 I haven't spoiled an operation, have I, Tommy? 540 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,520 We've been after that fence for months. 541 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,380 Well, no -one told me if you'd have told me. 542 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,380 Well, at least we've got the buyer. 543 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,540 Right, son, I am feeling your collar. 544 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,180 You can't arrest Gary. 545 00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,740 He's with the Secret Service. 546 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,480 Louder, Reg. They can't hear you in the snug. 547 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:08,380 It's this. 548 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,160 Why do the Secret Service want dodgy watches? 549 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,599 Oh. 550 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,780 they're going to drop them behind enemy lines. 551 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:24,500 All with different times on, so they'll confuse the Germans. 552 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,900 Obviously, I couldn't tell him the real reason. 553 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,440 I see. 554 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:31,640 Well, I shall need to take that watch as evidence, sir. 555 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,380 What watch? 556 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,340 The white gold Patek Philippe in your pocket, believed to have been stolen 557 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,000 the London flat of the Lord St Oswald. 558 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:49,410 Well, your fence was obviously one hell of a pickpocket. 559 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,690 Oh, not my day, is it? 560 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:57,830 Right, I think you and I ought to toddle along to Stepney Green, Nick, and talk 561 00:27:57,830 --> 00:28:00,590 to your station commander, Constable Deadman. 562 00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:02,670 What an apt name. 563 00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:07,410 Poor Reg. 564 00:28:08,070 --> 00:28:09,890 Never mind poor Reg. What about me? 565 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:13,370 No money, no watch, no nookie? 566 00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:15,310 Oh, don't cheer up, Gary. 567 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,670 Give me one good reason why I should. 568 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:28,410 On second thoughts, put it back. I'll come and get it later. 569 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,750 Good night, sweetheart. 570 00:28:33,650 --> 00:28:36,770 Sleep will banish sorrow. 571 00:28:37,690 --> 00:28:40,490 Good night, sweetheart. 572 00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:43,890 Till we meet tomorrow. 573 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:56,770 He taught.