1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,660 Good night, sweetheart. 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:07,080 All my prayers are for you. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,280 Good night, sweetheart. 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:14,740 I'll be watching over you. 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:20,940 Tears and crying may make us alone. 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:28,060 But with the dawn, a new day is coming. 7 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,640 Well, don't all rush. 8 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,400 Terry, guess who's here? 9 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,599 Hold on. 10 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,600 I'll give you a clue. 11 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,640 Hey, Mac, what do you say? 12 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,620 What do you know? 13 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,800 Can I fix you a beer? 14 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:02,780 Well, it's hard to say. They're obviously not human. 15 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,120 The Yanks are here. 16 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,440 Fascinating. Anyway, if I could have a drink. Oh, Terry, I didn't see you 17 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,360 That'd be so exciting. 18 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,260 Been a real breath of fresh air, ain't they, Phoebe? 19 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,220 Oh, I'll say, and they're good for business. I mean, it's like a little bit 20 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:21,460 Hollywood come to Bethnal Green. I mean, look at them. They're all six -footers 21 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,240 with toothpaste -advert smiles. 22 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,000 They certainly made a big impression on you. 23 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,720 Here, I've got you some chocolate. 24 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:31,660 Oh, you shouldn't have. The Yanks have brought in tons of candy bars. 25 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,120 And they're so well -mannered. 26 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:35,680 Yeah, there's a real touch of class about them. 27 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:39,380 Oh, no, come on. You can accuse the Americans of many things, but class 28 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:40,380 one of them. 29 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,970 Class! Us is our own royal family, right? 30 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:47,870 Nothing lad or showy about him. Always the highest standards in public and 31 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:48,870 private life. 32 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,830 I'll make the most of it, Reg, because it's not going to last. 33 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:56,110 I thought you'd be pleased to see the Americans, what with all that time you 34 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:58,770 spent in Hollywood. I mean, I thought you'd be looking forward to chatting to 35 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,950 them about all the stars. Well, yes, of course. Obviously, I'm eager to compare 36 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:04,150 notes. It's just that, well, right now, I'd quite like a drink. 37 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,240 Have me a time tonight. 38 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,620 And exactly which bit of Hollywood is this one? Dumbo? 39 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,380 Billy Joe, this is my friend Gary. 40 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,840 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 41 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:27,180 Billy Joe McCarthy, Braintree, Alabama, U .S. of A. 42 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:31,000 Gary Sparrow, Whitechapel East 13, United Kingdom. 43 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:36,020 Gary spends a lot of time in the States, Los Angeles mostly. 44 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:40,560 From what I hear, the place is crawling with faggoty actors. No offense. 45 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,579 Well, how could they be? 46 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:43,580 Hey, Zeffirelli! 47 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,200 I'm outside. I'm a little busy. 48 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,320 Get your ass over here, boy. 49 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:55,840 You spent some time in Los Angeles, and I happen to know that you have, too. 50 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:59,600 Now, you remember what the colonel told us when we first arrived in this 51 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,520 country? Don't get V .D.? Before that. 52 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:07,620 He said fraternize with the British and cement Anglo -American relations. 53 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,800 So don't just stand there. Start mixing the cement. 54 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,980 Sorry about the sides. He's a schmuck. 55 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:21,160 So where'd you stay in L .A.? I rented a house in Beverly Hills just off Sunset. 56 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,340 Oh, nice. 57 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,620 You ever go to the Brown Derby? 58 00:03:23,940 --> 00:03:25,860 Well, I'm not really that interested in horse racing. 59 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:28,359 That's funny. 60 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,360 Is it? Why? 61 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,700 The Brown Derby's a restaurant. 62 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:31,900 Oh, yes, 63 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:37,280 yes, yes. The Brown Derby's a restaurant. I got you those stockings 64 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,660 You're kidding. For you? No charge. 65 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,900 I could always get you stockings. 66 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,180 Yeah, I know. 67 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,260 But these are the very same ones that Betty Grable wears. 68 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,700 Listen, bud, anything you need, Corporal Zeffirelli's the guy to see. 69 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,500 Hey, I got a shipment of pants coming in from the States next week, just like 70 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,840 Walter Pigeon wore on Mrs. Miniver. You interested? 71 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 You ought to be. 72 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:04,740 No, thank you. 73 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:08,310 These pants, they're not knocked off, are they? Heaven forbid, Constable 74 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:12,070 Deadman. In that case, you can put me down for a couple of pair. My 75 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,130 in a shocking state. 76 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:16,290 They all seem to go in the gusset. Don't you find? 77 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:19,269 He's confused. 78 00:04:19,269 --> 00:04:20,430 He thinks you mean underpants. 79 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,510 He spends a lot of his time confused. 80 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:23,669 I figured. 81 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:26,510 Listen, you won't take fashion advice. There must be something else you need. 82 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,950 No, really, there's nothing. 83 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:30,830 What, are you different from everybody else in this country? 84 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:33,890 You breathed out nothing except what you get from Uncle Sam. 85 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:36,790 Face it, this place is on its knees. 86 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,670 Yes, we may be a little battered after having to face up to Hitler for two 87 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:44,350 on our own. And yes, there may be shortages, but we are certainly not on 88 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:47,890 knees. And you can tell your friends that this is one Brit that needs nothing 89 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:49,590 from Uncle Sam, now or ever. 90 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:51,530 Phoebe, I'm going. 91 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:58,930 Phoebe, I'm... Archie! 92 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:03,390 You want me to ask Zeffirelli for what? 93 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,030 Parts for a US Army jeep. You drive a Saab? 94 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:11,630 Yeah, but my brother Nelson's got a World War II jeep chassis in his lock 95 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,170 He's been meaning to do it up for ages, only he can't get the parts. 96 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:17,850 Nelson sacrificed his youth to bring me up when my mum and dad died, and I've 97 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,050 been trying to find a way to repay him for ages. 98 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:24,430 If I could present him with his beloved jeep on his birthday in full working 99 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:28,050 order, then I think I will have finally found a way to say thank you for 100 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,490 moulding me into the man I am today. 101 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:33,390 Can't you just get him a pair of socks? 102 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:39,370 What's the problem? All you've got to do is give this Fellini... No, Zeffirelli. 103 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,170 Yeah, whatever. 104 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:44,430 All you've got to do is give this guy a list of the parts I need. 105 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:48,450 Yeah, sorry. Can't go asking favours from him. Not after the way he belittled 106 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:49,309 this country. 107 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,550 This means a lot to me, Gary. 108 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:53,870 Yeah, I understand that, but try and say it from my point of view, mate. I'm 109 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,310 taking this stand for Britain. 110 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,440 Oh, come on. The Empire's not going to crumble because you ask an American for 111 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,440 motor spares. 112 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:05,200 You could see the Yanks with their big, loud voices and their free nylons. 113 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,020 They're so phony. Whereas you, of course, are exactly what you seem. 114 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:13,080 A secret service agent who, in his spare time, is the world's greatest singer 115 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 -songwriter. 116 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,640 That is different. 117 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,740 No, it's not. It is. It isn't. It is. It isn't. It is. 118 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:22,160 Oh, I could listen for hours. Will you two lock intellectual halls? 119 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,350 It is. It isn't. 120 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:29,430 I know what your problem with the Yanks is. 121 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,250 They've stolen your thunder. 122 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:34,590 Suddenly you're not the only exotic stranger in Phoebe's life. 123 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:39,750 Look, I am not going to ask Zeffirelli for any favours. It'll make me look 124 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,970 stupid. I will not do it and you cannot make me. 125 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,509 But I can. 126 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:47,970 But you can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. It must be one of 127 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:51,310 more weightier debates. Let me guess, silicon implants? Can you feel the 128 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,310 difference? 129 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:57,370 Gary's got some American contacts who can get US war memorabilia, and he won't 130 00:06:57,370 --> 00:07:00,330 get many parts from my brother's jeep. I've told you before, Gary, if you're 131 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,190 going to have your friends around, then you have to play nice. 132 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:05,510 You're wrong. This is not some childish strop. 133 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:09,750 I'm not going to deal with these particular Americans because they are 134 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,910 and condescending. Well, they did win the war for us. 135 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,170 Win the war? 136 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:16,470 It was nearly three years before they even dipped a toe in the Atlantic. 137 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,670 Meanwhile, this country stood alone. 138 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:21,710 All right, all right, lighten up, for God's sake. It's ancient history. 139 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:23,499 Not for soon. 140 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,520 Well, I think you're mad if you don't deal with these people. 141 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,500 American stuff's bound to sell. It's better than the junk you've got. 142 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,160 It is not junk. 143 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:33,720 Oh, come on. Packets of powder that I can hardly compare with American chic. 144 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,820 Oh, yeah. People go big on Americana. 145 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:40,180 I might be able to get you some business at work. My boss loves it. You know 146 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,000 what the South Koreans are like, the very pro -US. 147 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,940 In that case, I bet he'd be double -chuffed if you could get some genuine 148 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:48,260 War II paraphernalia. 149 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,960 One of those leather flying jackets, as worn by their bomber pilots, perhaps. 150 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,840 Go down very well come assessment time. Oh, I want one. Talk to these people. 151 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,300 I'm surprised at you. 152 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,260 Presents for your boss. That is blatant brown -nosing. 153 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,660 Go ahead, Yvonne. You listen to Gary. 154 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:07,960 After all, it was his employment strategy that catapulted him after ten 155 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,540 the ditty heights of... What was it? 156 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,020 TV repairman. 157 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,620 I had my own van. 158 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,600 Make it a medium -sized jacket, Gary. 159 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,130 And it had better be authentic. 160 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:21,790 What's Zeffirelli's first name? 161 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:25,610 Um... Dino. Why? 162 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,070 Just wanted a word. 163 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:29,730 Well, what she doesn't diddly, because he's a bit of an operator. 164 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,050 Oh, don't worry. 165 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,909 When it comes to deals, I've got a few surprises up my sleeve. 166 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:36,710 He'll be taking a trip to the cleaners. He won't even know it. 167 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:42,129 Hi, Dino. 168 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,390 Do you want to hold it down? I'm about to become champion here. 169 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:45,890 Oh, I'm sorry. 170 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,860 Just wanted to discuss some business. 171 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,460 The magic word. 172 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,120 Take over, Kowalski. 173 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:53,860 I knew you'd change your mind. 174 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:55,260 Step into my office. 175 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,360 Okay, shoot. 176 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,520 What do you need? 177 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,900 First of all, I need one of those leather flying jackets that your bomber 178 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,420 wear. No problem. There's a new shipment due day after tomorrow. 179 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:09,680 No, I want one that's been worn. 180 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:11,460 What are you, crazy? 181 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,900 I'm offering you one that's still in the wrapper. 182 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:17,350 Look, it gets scary up there. Those guys sweat. After a while, the leather 183 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,350 starts to stink. 184 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:23,090 I can live here a hundred years, I will not understand you people. 185 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:27,070 Okay, you weren't old, you got old. But the price is the same. 186 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:31,590 Now, is that it, or can I get you a used pair of Roosevelt's underpants? 187 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,590 I need jeep parts, new ones. 188 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:35,990 Okay, progress. 189 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,050 I need a set of plugs. 190 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,440 Head of points, a gearbox, carburetor, set of headlamps, a cylinder head, and 191 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,640 gas. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 192 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,280 Let me see that. 193 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,920 It's going to be easier if I get you a whole Jeep. 194 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,860 No, I can't get a whole Jeep back to the... back to where it's got to go. 195 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240 What are you talking about? 196 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:58,260 You can drive it. Look, these ain't like British equipment. They work. 197 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,760 Part all the deals off. Okay, okay. 198 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,160 Now, let's cut to my favorite, the price. 199 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:08,110 Well, I was wondering if you'd be interested in an exchange of goods. 200 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,590 I'm listening. 201 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:13,350 Be prepared to be amazed by the latest top -secret British development. 202 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,350 Now, how many times a day do you mislay your keys? 203 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:17,570 Once? Twice? 204 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:21,950 Maybe. Well, with this little beauty, those days are over. 205 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,390 Ah! Lost my keys. 206 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:26,930 No idea where they are. 207 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:30,290 But there's no need for me to hunt around on the floor on my hands and 208 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:31,750 go searching down the sides of armchairs. 209 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:34,370 All I have to do is whistle. 210 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,710 You've never seen anything like that before, have you? It's cute. 211 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:45,230 Do we have a deal? 212 00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:47,290 Wait, let me get this straight. 213 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:53,210 You get a flying jacket, enough parts to build your own jeep, and in return, I 214 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:54,350 get a small noisy thing? 215 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,430 And I can get you as many as you want. 216 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,910 Oh, who do you think I am, Hiawatha? 217 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:03,750 You think you're trading trinkets with the natives? You British. 218 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,230 Watch my lips. 219 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,670 George Washington beat you. 220 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,820 What you want is going to cost you hard cash. 221 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,240 £60 sterling. 222 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:16,880 £40. £50. 223 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,120 Done. 224 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,360 You're callid, chaps. 225 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,220 Reg is a policeman. He's trained to be observant. I'm sorry. 226 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,160 You didn't mean to be rude. 227 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,460 Certainly not. 228 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,960 It's just that we've never seen colour boys before. 229 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200 Oh, that's okay, ma 'am. 230 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,200 Do you know I love it when you yanks call me ma 'am? 231 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,860 What would you like to drink? 232 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,760 Two beers, please. 233 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,180 Coming right up, gents. 234 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800 Sir, where are you from? 235 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:58,220 Chicago. You know, it's terrible the way this war drags people miles away from 236 00:11:58,220 --> 00:11:59,380 home. Oh, I don't mind that. 237 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,800 I've always wanted to travel. 238 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,730 Yeah, but I bet you... families, though. Well, families, why, we're in the 239 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:07,230 neighbourhood. Some of James P's ancestors came from here. Oh, really? 240 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:11,070 Yeah, my great -grandaddy left here for the States in 1821. 241 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:13,410 So you think you may have relatives here now? 242 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,569 Oh, I'm hoping so. 243 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,190 Well, what was your great -grandad's name? 244 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,490 Oh, Dedman? 245 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,630 Yeah, Dab Jack Dedman. 246 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,330 Reg, over here, I've got a surprise for you. 247 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,779 Here's to you. 248 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:29,659 Cousin James. 249 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,940 Here's to you, Cousin Reg. 250 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,480 And let's not forget good old Darth Jack. Yeah, Darth Jack Deadman. 251 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,820 Darth Jack. 252 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,120 So where did Darth Jack go to America in the first place? 253 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,540 Well, the way James tells it, it was a pure accident. 254 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:48,740 Yeah, yeah, according to Grandma, he just went down to the docks and got on 255 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,740 wrong boat. 256 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,100 But where did he intend to go? 257 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,900 Someplace called Woolwich. 258 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,580 You know, one thing's always got me about that story. 259 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:59,950 How anyone can accidentally get on a boat bound for an entirely different 260 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,430 continent? No. 261 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,770 Why did they call him Daff Jack? 262 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,110 I was wondering that. 263 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,130 I'll get us some more beers. Let me give you a hand. 264 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:17,430 Listen, Niles, I don't mean to be rude. 265 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,430 James, I mean, he's a lovely chap and everything. 266 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,030 Dumber than a headless chicken. 267 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,470 He's a real dead man, all right. 268 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:30,950 Excuse me, will you? Yeah. 269 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,270 Hey, sweet thing. 270 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,870 Billy Joe is back. 271 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,570 Hello, Billy Joe. How are you? 272 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,530 Happier than a hog in mud. 273 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:39,930 Marvelous. 274 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,570 Hey there, Limey. How you doing? 275 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:44,469 I'm fine. 276 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:49,350 You sure don't look fine. You look kind of pasty. All you Limeys look pasty. 277 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:53,290 It's this goddamn climate. Tell me, you actually ever seen the sun? 278 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,460 Well, I suppose it shines all day, every day. Where is it you're from? 279 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,840 Braindead, Tennessee? 280 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,880 Braintree, mister. 281 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,100 Braintree, Alabama. 282 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,100 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. 283 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,180 Look what we got here. 284 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,480 What are you doing in here, boy? 285 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,580 I don't see that's any of your concern. 286 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,120 And I ain't nobody's boy. 287 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:19,340 This here's a white man's bar. I think you should behave yourself, Billy Joe. I 288 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,600 don't want any trouble. Everyone is welcome here. 289 00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:25,460 Well, you know me, sweet thing. I wouldn't cause you no trouble now. 290 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,640 But if you don't mind, I'm just going to get my beer from the other bar where 291 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,900 the air is just a little bit cleaner. 292 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,980 Good old Southern charm gets you right here, doesn't it? 293 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,620 He did everything for me. He was the archetypal big brother. 294 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,220 Strong, dependable. 295 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,720 I'd have been lost without him. 296 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,660 Well, to think of you as the runt of the litter. 297 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,880 Listen, I'm sorry I was so reluctant to get you the part. It's just, well, what 298 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,840 you said was right. Phoebe was so full of the yank, I got a bit jealous and 299 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 the plot. I had forgotten. 300 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,660 Gary? 301 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,880 What are you doing here? 302 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:10,060 Well, the thing is, I owe you an... I owe you an... I think 303 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,060 she's trying to apologise. 304 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,120 The fall of the Berlin Wall, the advent of an electable Labour Party, OJ getting 305 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,480 off, all these things I thought possible, but this... 306 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,760 Is that a carburettor, Ron? Yeah. 307 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,980 Want to eat it, Ron? No, not really. 308 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,140 Gary, can you get any more of those leather jackets? 309 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:30,580 Probably, yeah, why? Mr Schick showed his to his cousin, who went potty about 310 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:34,800 it. He's got an Americana shop in Seoul. Now he reckons he can sell them by the 311 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,559 crate load. 312 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,680 He's ordered two dozen for starters. 313 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,280 Hence the apology. 314 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,860 You see, before all this, I dismiss your business as a childish indulgence. 315 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,060 A sort of premature midlife crisis. 316 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,590 You did what? You cow. 317 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,950 I'm sorry, but I thought you knew. 318 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,390 Anyway, the way I see it now, this has fantastic potential. 319 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:56,390 Of course, it'll mean thinking on a much bigger scale. 320 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,790 I mean, for a start, we'll have to move out of that tacky little shop. 321 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,810 Whoa, now hold on. Don't I get a say in this? 322 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,210 Yes, of course. 323 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,570 When we have a worldwide chain of shops turning over millions, you can say, 324 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,110 thank you, Yvonne. 325 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,350 Oh, I'm happy with things as they are. 326 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,630 Have you no ambition? 327 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,700 With big business comes big excitement, big success and big money, lots of 328 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,080 money. And don't you dare say that money isn't everything. 329 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,060 Two dozen jackets, Gary. 330 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,640 You're going up in the world, whether you like it or not. 331 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:32,780 I hate it when she gets one of these ambition attacks. 332 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,260 Well, thanks to your leather flying jacket brainwave, she'll now have me 333 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,860 supplying the whole of Southeast Asia. 334 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,460 I'll be so busy collecting memorabilia, I won't have time to see Phoebe. 335 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,200 Yeah, what am I saying? If she makes me sell the shop, I'll never be able to see 336 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,540 Phoebe. Look, can I offer a radical solution? 337 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:49,679 Yeah, what? 338 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 Tell her no! 339 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:53,120 I've just tried. You saw the effect that didn't have. 340 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,500 She's like something from Alien. The more you go against her, the stronger 341 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,500 gets. 342 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,680 Do you know, it's amazing to think, just a few short months ago, she'd lost her 343 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:06,160 job, her self -confidence, her very will to live. She was just a clinging husk 344 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,280 of a woman. I know, I know. 345 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:08,900 Happy days, eh? 346 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,200 Happy bloody days. 347 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,300 let me go for the other guy you love me for. 348 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,140 Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine. 349 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,200 Gary, that was lovely. Hey, you wrote that? 350 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,620 Yeah, of course he did. 351 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,580 Hey, give me five. Five what? 352 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,120 Uh, five minutes and we'll play some more. 353 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:40,080 Hey, not bad for a lineman. Listen, if you ever come to the States, you need a 354 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,480 manager? Yeah, I'll know not to ask you. 355 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,480 Hold on. Cousin James is going to play a tune there. Oh, now, this will be 356 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,460 something. James, these things are sweet as blues. 357 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,660 Oh, right. 358 00:17:56,820 --> 00:18:02,940 I'm going to clean into an anonymous box before I know the bugger is saying to 359 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,940 the extinct job. 360 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,140 Fred, this is your doing, isn't it? I just wanted to teach him a Deadman 361 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,260 favourite. Well, that's it. 362 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,600 George Formby, Britain's very own war crime. Oh, no. 363 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,660 James Dean. 364 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,820 James Dean. 365 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:22,620 Billy Joe, what's all this? 366 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,380 I hope you're going to behave yourself. 367 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,680 Sure. That's why I've got the MPs with me, to keep things nice and peaceful. 368 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,759 Oh, yeah? 369 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,040 You see, the United States Army is a segregated army. 370 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:35,520 Captain Lawson feels that the Cullards are getting a mad uppity around here, 371 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,940 to avoid any possible friction, we ought to make some separate... 372 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:44,290 recreational arrangements for the knit -colored troops, like we do back home. 373 00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:45,449 Is that right? 374 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,230 Yeah, that's right. He's spoken with a pastor who's agreed to keep the church 375 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,890 hall open every evening until about 10 o 'clock for these here boys to use. 376 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,030 Nobody uses that hall. 377 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,449 It's dirty. 378 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,830 It's cold. It's horrible. 379 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,830 For you and me, maybe. It's okay for them. 380 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:02,250 Yeah, you see, some of the places they come from back home now, it's settled. 381 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:05,150 From tomorrow, this pub will be for whites only. 382 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,430 Hold your horses. Excuse me. 383 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,980 Excuse me. 384 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,840 This is my pub. 385 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,560 I'll say who I serve in here, not you or your Captain Lawson. Now, as long as 386 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,920 they behave themselves, these boys will be welcome. If you don't like that, you 387 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,180 go and you use the church hall. 388 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,920 What? Using the worst accommodation? 389 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,660 Missy, that dog don't hunt. 390 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,580 Well, then that dog will simply have to go and do its business up against some 391 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,580 other lamppost. 392 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,400 Well, I'm afraid that ain't the way Captain Lawson wants it. 393 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:37,640 You don't ban the colors from this pub. These boys are going to take them out. 394 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:38,950 By force, right now. 395 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,710 We don't want no part of this. 396 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:47,570 Shame we can't get the Yankee Wops banned, too. 397 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,190 Good God. 398 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,750 Yankee Wops? 399 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:55,070 Actors? Limeys? Blacks? Is there anyone you actually like, Billy Joe? 400 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,870 Citizens of Braintree, Alabama, perhaps? 401 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,870 Your next -door neighbors? 402 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,310 People in your street? 403 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,300 No, I bet you'd even hog tie and string up your old mother wouldn't you after 404 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:11,180 all she is a woman completely different species altogether You 405 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:18,000 want to step outside and say that not 406 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:24,820 especially no You stopped right where you are sir step out of the way Reggie 407 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:29,600 let these MPs do the duty it's Constable Deadman to you And I think your MP 408 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,680 friends will tell you I have authority here. 409 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:36,680 Now, Mrs Bamford, as licensee of these premises, could you tell me if there is 410 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,240 anyone who is currently upon these said premises who, as licensee of these said 411 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,900 premises, you currently desire no longer to be upon them, to which the 412 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:47,180 aforementioned premises of which you are licensee and to which I have previously 413 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 referred? 414 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,860 Related to Shakespeare, too. 415 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,320 He's asking if you want anyone chucked out. 416 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,600 Yeah. Yeah, I do, Reg. Them. 417 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,260 By virtue of the authority vested in me... No, don't speak again. 418 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,680 We're gone. 419 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,720 I ain't heard the last of this yet. 420 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,140 Hey. 421 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,239 Thanks, cousin. 422 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,280 Well done, Reg. 423 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,760 What would you like, Reg? On the ass. 424 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,860 Well, I'll tell you what I'd really like. 425 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,340 All right, Reg, just this once. 426 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,260 Take it away, James T. 427 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,950 Good night, all. Good night, Reg. You know, I was blooming proud of you 428 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:36,330 Reg, when you stood up to that big bully. Come here. 429 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,570 No, it was nothing. 430 00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:41,870 You know what they say? The bigger they are, the harder they punch, usually. 431 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,530 He wouldn't have laid a glove on me. 432 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,330 Whoa! Just as well. He's a bit ring -rusty, isn't he? 433 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:50,710 Good night, Reg. 434 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:51,730 Good night. 435 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,170 You wouldn't believe we're supposed to be on the same side, would you? 436 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:59,110 No. I suppose that was your first real taste of what they call racism. 437 00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:02,810 As you get older, Phoebe, you'll realise that not all the Nazis are in Germany. 438 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,730 Gary, you can be a right twit sometimes. 439 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:10,930 Dad and me were down Cable Street in 36, standing up to Moseley in his black 440 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,550 shirt. And they're all about fascists. Thank you very much. 441 00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:15,830 I'm sorry. 442 00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:19,469 Evening, folks. 443 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,470 What do you want? 444 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,970 No harsh words, sweet thing. I've just come over here with this here peace 445 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:25,970 offering. 446 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,280 The finest Tennessee sip and whiskey. 447 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,800 And to tell you, you don't have to worry about those colored boys anymore. 448 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,100 Captain Lawson's put all the pubs off limits to him. 449 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080 You bastard. 450 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,600 Ooh, now, that ain't no ladylike language, like I said. 451 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:45,240 I just come here in good faith, just to sort out this misunderstanding. 452 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,380 Well, that's right, Phoebe. 453 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:51,680 Billy Joe is offering the pipe of peace. I think we should have a little puff. 454 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,600 Let's see if we can get him full to the brim with British hospitality, eh? 455 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,240 Get some glasses. 456 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,700 Well, here's to the Anglo -American alliance. 457 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,360 Well, now that is more like it. 458 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080 Mmm. 459 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,260 And here's puke. 460 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,880 No more darkies spoiling my favourite pub. 461 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,420 How sweet they are. 462 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:31,480 And here's to the Reverend Martin Luther King. 463 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800 Who? 464 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,120 Oh, didn't I tell you? Sorry, he's a friend of the family. It's his birthday. 465 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,300 So, climb by me. 466 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:43,080 To Father, um... Reverend and, uh... What have you said? 467 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:52,040 Now, see, wasn't I right? Isn't it better just us good old boys together? 468 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,560 Oh, absolutely, yes. Good old boys together. 469 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,220 Are you laughing at me? 470 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,820 No. No, of course not. 471 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,740 Well, talk of the devil. Look, here's Reverend King Nod. 472 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,460 Did I mention he was black? 473 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,600 You got a guy drunk and then you beat him up? 474 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,360 I couldn't help it. It was him or me. 475 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,040 Well, what's he going to do to you when he sobers up? 476 00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:17,350 Well, with luck, nothing. 477 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:20,490 Zeffirelli and the others are going to tell him he challenged me and I beat him 478 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:21,490 fair and square. 479 00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:26,270 You know, I will take my hat off to you next time I wear one. You have done 480 00:24:26,270 --> 00:24:28,590 marvellous. Couldn't have done it without you, Gazza. 481 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:34,030 Your steadfastness, your resourcefulness, your... Yes, all right, 482 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,610 In return, I've been working out ways to get you out of your predicament. 483 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:40,410 Vis -a -vis Yvonne and her plans for world domination. 484 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,250 Vanessa! 485 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,330 Ready when you are, Mr Rook. 486 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,780 Sparrow. It's Mr Sparrow. 487 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,720 Sorry. That's OK. 488 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,980 Will you wait outside for a moment? 489 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560 What's going on? 490 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,880 Well, it's obvious, isn't it? 491 00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,340 Make Yvonne jealous. 492 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,560 Stella went ballistic when she thought I was flying away from home. 493 00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,460 No, actually, you went ballistic when you thought she was playing around. 494 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,680 Yeah, well, whatever, whatever. 495 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:10,420 You see, if Yvonne feels that expansion will lead you into temptation, she may 496 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,200 change her mind. Now, I've told her to come over immediately, so when she gets 497 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,200 here, just follow my lead. 498 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,400 What? 499 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:21,700 Importantly, I have to be dragged all the way over to Dunstable. 500 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,420 Well, go on, Gary. She's got to know sooner or later. 501 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,520 Know about the, um... The downside to all our expansion plans. 502 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,440 Oh, right. Yes, yeah. Well, you see, the thing is, Yvonne, if we go through with 503 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,120 this Korean connection, it's going to mean big changes. 504 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,400 Right. I mean, for a start, I'm going to have to spend a lot more time away. 505 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,479 Oh, of course. 506 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,000 And that's not all. I mean, you can forget all your plans about moving. 507 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,880 And as for starting a family, well, that goes on the back, back. 508 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,219 Back is burner. 509 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:50,600 Really? Well, it's got to, hasn't it, really? 510 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,560 Excuse me a moment, I need to get a Jubilee Cliff. 511 00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:00,020 I mean, moving into larger premises, carrying much more stock, it all takes 512 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:03,420 money. But I've had a word with the bank, and they're willing to put up the 513 00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:07,240 necessary, but only if we put the house on the market. And because it is a risky 514 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,600 business... Excuse me? 515 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:10,430 The young lady's here to see you. 516 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:13,190 Oh, Roger, come in, come in. Miss Partridge. 517 00:26:13,550 --> 00:26:14,550 Farrah, Farrah. 518 00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:17,090 You must be Miss Masterson? Yes. 519 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,130 Or may I just call you Vanessa? 520 00:26:19,910 --> 00:26:20,869 Excuse me. 521 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:21,870 Who is this? 522 00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:24,890 The agency said she was presentable. Not wrong, were they? 523 00:26:25,190 --> 00:26:26,190 What agency? 524 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,670 The Employment Agency. 525 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:31,830 Well, you know, if I'm going to be away on the road, I'll need an assistant, 526 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,230 and, er... Well, I think she'll do. 527 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:36,790 Excuse me. Would you mind leaving, please? 528 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:38,730 Yvonne? 529 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,260 idea of a wind -up was this. 530 00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:47,820 Bye. 531 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,920 If you're having problems with expanding your business, then let's talk. 532 00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:56,480 You don't have to perform this ridiculous pantomime. 533 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:57,880 I tried talking. 534 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:01,520 It would have been easier to persuade Imelda Marcos to wear flip -flops. 535 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:04,520 Well, I've had second thoughts. 536 00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,660 And maybe I got carried away on the flimsiest basis. 537 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,680 And was perhaps... 538 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,100 Left them right. 539 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,280 You could say wrong, Yvonne. It wouldn't kill you. 540 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,220 So who was she, then? 541 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,460 I think she works in a chip shop across the road. 542 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,800 It looks like that. She's wasted in a chip shop. 543 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,200 Looks are all she's got, I'm afraid. 544 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,040 You notice the orthological confusion with the names? 545 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,380 Took me two hours to get it narrowed down to birds. 546 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,660 Oh, well, let's forget it, eh? Why don't we take a spin in this Jeep? 547 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,660 What? You mean you expect it to start? 548 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:37,020 Of course. 549 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,930 Oh, ye of little faith. All aboard. 550 00:27:43,650 --> 00:27:46,430 Ron, how long has this jeep been in this lock -up? 551 00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:47,730 Fifteen years. Why? 552 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:48,850 I just wondered. 553 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:53,090 You know, just stop worrying. Foresight and planning are my watchwords. But, 554 00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:54,890 Ron, you always come and go by the back door. 555 00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:56,130 Yes, so? 556 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:59,870 Nothing. No, look, you've got everything, haven't you? You've got the 557 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:01,310 tanks, you've got an insurance seatbelt. 558 00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:03,670 Oh, Gary, whatever happened to the spirit of adventure? 559 00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:08,710 I've told you, foresight and planning are my watchwords. Now, Gary, doors, 560 00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:09,830 please. 561 00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:17,770 I can't manage. What a wimp. 562 00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:28,410 Oh, the love's wrong. 563 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:33,010 Good night, sweetheart. 564 00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:36,950 Sleep will banish sorrow. 565 00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:40,510 Good night, sweetheart. 566 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,110 Till we meet tomorrow.