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Good night, sweetheart.

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All my prayers are for you.

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Good night, sweetheart.

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I'll be watching over you.

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Tears and parting may make us alone.

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But with the dawn, a new day is born.

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How do you feel?

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OK.

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My side doesn't ache like it did, but
then my throat started hurting again,

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so... Maybe because my throat started
hurting again, it took my mind off my

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side, so... I suppose we'll just have to
wait until my throat stops hurting

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before we know if my side stops hurting,
so fingers crossed.

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Absolutely.

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Gary, you've been here three days now.

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Think it might help if you got up for a
bit?

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Well, I don't want to rush things. I'd
hate to have a relapse.

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Gary! You've had a cold!

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Flu? Oh, come on.

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I'd go out of my way to get you an
interview with my company.

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All you had to do was turn up and the
job was as good as yours.

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I was taken ill.

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I was round at Ron's place and then
suddenly I felt really bad.

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Was this before the ten pints of lager
or after it?

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I was ill.

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Ron had to put me to bed.

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I wanted to go to the interview the next
morning, but Ron said I shouldn't. He

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said I was not up to it.

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What's for tea?

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Oh!

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We're eating now, are we?

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Well... Might manage a bowl of soup.

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Right, scotch broth or scotch broth?

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Oh, no, I hate scotch broth.

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Looks like something that should be on
the pavement outside an Indian

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restaurant.

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I'll have a sandwich.

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Great. Now then, downstairs.

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You remember downstairs, don't you?

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Downstairs there is a big white thing in
the corner of the kitchen.

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And we call this big white thing a... A
fridge.

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You shouldn't employ sarcasm in front of
a sick person, Yvonne.

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All right, I'll make my own sandwich
then.

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Well, you're going to have to.

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Oh, come on, Gary, it's my gym night.

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The one night a week where I can get
away from this remake of The Secret

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No, you'd better go, then.

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I'll be all right.

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Probably. You'll be OK. Ron's throwing
me at work.

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He's going to come round tonight, keep
you company.

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He didn't say anything, did he?

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I mean, about me suddenly being taken
ill at his house. No, he didn't have

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I was too busy telling him off for
getting you drunk and making you miss

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interview. Because that's what happened,
isn't it, Gary?

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That's the truth, isn't it?

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Well, come on, Yvonne, you know Ron.

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We always said that we'd tell each other
the truth.

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Didn't we, Gary?

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I was taken ill.

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OK, OK, Ron gave me a couple of
brandies. He said it would bring my

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down. Oh, and a couple of brandies were
followed by another couple of brandies.

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Ooh, I'll swing for that man.

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He leads you into bad ways. You realise
that, don't you, Gary Sparrow?

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Chinese, get me a plate.

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By the way, normally you don't mind
being called a drunken idiot who leads

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people from the path of righteousness,
if the cap fits and all that.

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But next time, I'd like to know what it
was I was supposed to have done before I

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didn't do it, OK?

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Yeah, I couldn't think of what else to
say. I knew I'd want to go to the dirt

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I missed that interview.

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So what were you doing, you know, when I
wasn't plying you with brandy and

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putting you to bed?

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I was at Phoebe's.

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Oh, well, as long as it was in a good
cause.

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You're going to eat an Indian meal and a
Chinese meal at the same time?

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On the same plate?

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It can be done.

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Ron, has Stella stopped feeding you?

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Last week, in a moment of weakness, I
said to Stella that, what with me being

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new man now... With me being a new man
now, that I would take stock of myself

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and reduce my manly figure to the self
-dimension that she was... want to know

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and love.

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I am on a diet.

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Well, obviously.

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If on any of your time -travelling
excursions you come across the guy who

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invented lettuce, do me a favour and
strangle the git, will you?

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Save the world from salad.

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And if Stella should ring, I've gone on
a cross -country run for charity, all

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right?

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You, on a cross -country run? I couldn't
think of anything else to say.

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Anyway, you owe me one.

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mindless quiz show aimed at the mentally
retarded. Heaven!

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Of course, I've had to exist on soup and
semolina for days now.

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You know, what would happen to being ill
and everything?

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Yeah, it looks nice.

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What is that, some teak? Look, if you
want to eat, eat!

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Yeah, thanks.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Yeah. And he picked up his bed and
walked.

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You don't know what it's like having to
lead a double life all the time.

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Having to make up a story as to why
you're going somewhere. Having to lie

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the time. But you're so good at it.

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Yeah, I know that, but screwing my head
up.

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I mean, because I spent the night with
Phoebe and I missed the interview, I had

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to pretend to Yvonne that I was ill,
which means I've had to be in bed, which

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means that when I go to see Phoebe
again, I have to think of an excuse to

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her.

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Oh, that'll be the pizzas.

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Be about a tenner, mate.

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and I'm sorry I haven't seen you for so
long. It's just that... Well, these are

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for you.

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It's really nice of you.

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No,

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no, I meant for Phoebe. Where is she?
She's not too well.

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She's in bed. Touch of the sniffles.

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I've taken a few days off to help out.

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Oh. Still, we can have a nice little
chat, can't we?

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Don't often get the chance these days,
do we?

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Now, sooner do I say hello, you seem to
have to dash off somewhere.

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I wonder why.

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All right, Rich.

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What do you want to talk about?

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The war? No, everybody talks about that.

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Sport? Well, there isn't any sport to
speak of, is there?

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No, because of the war.

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I thought we weren't going to talk about
the war.

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Sorry, sorry.

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Um, films?

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No, I don't like films.

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Well, except George Formby, of course.
No, no, no, let's not talk about films.

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What about the weather?

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That's always a good one.

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Yeah, yeah, all right.

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Well, go on, then. You start.

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Oh, I...

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Looks

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a bit grey out.

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Does it?

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Does it now?

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Yes, it's very... grey.

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Might be in for a spot of rain, then.

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Yes.

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The little needle on my barometer never
moved when I tapped it this morning.

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Oh, sorry.

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Really? Why?

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It was broken, innit?

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No, I'm sorry, Rhett, I can't do this.
I've got to see to it.

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Enjoyed that.

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Boo. I'll know those hands anyway.

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Do you play that, Reg?

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It's me.

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Hey,

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you're burning up.

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I'm not, you know.

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I'm freezing.

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Are you taking anything for it?

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Well, I'm supposed to take a couple of
spoonfuls of that every two hours.

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And are you?

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Sort of.

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And what it's thought of me.

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Well, it means sort of, sort of, sort
of.

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Well,

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it smells brilliant and horrible, Gary.

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I think it smells nice.

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Anyway, it doesn't matter what it smells
like. It'll make you better.

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Come on, then.

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You try it, then.

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Oh, OK, if we're going to be childish.

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So if I try it, you'll try it, yes?

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You promise?

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Listen, I'm sorry I haven't been able to
see you, but you might have been ill.

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What's been the matter with you? Flu.

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Well, a cold.

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Oh, you poor thing.

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No, you're the one who's ill.

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But I'll look after you.

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I can bring you things that'll make you
better. It's just, well, it's difficult

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getting away.

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Oh, it's all right, Gary.

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You come when you can.

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I'll be here.

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And Gary?

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Yeah?

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Can I tell you something?

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Of course.

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I'm not drinking another bloody spoonful
of that again.

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Oh. Dracula has risen from the grave,
don't it? To see you up at last.

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Yeah, well, I just fancied a line.

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You're going to be late for work.

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What's in the bag?

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What's in this bag?

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Oh, interesting question. Well, there's
not a lot in the bag, really, you know.

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You are going to be late, you know.

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It's just the stuff I took when I was
ill, you know, and I thought, well,

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as I'm better, I might as well get rid
of them. So, this is me.

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Getting rid of them.

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Gary Sparrow is a new man.

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Andy Bone Sparrow is late for work.

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Oh, Gary, I'll be late again tonight.
I'm going straight to my gym class.

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I thought it was just one night a week.

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Normally it is in the normal set of
circumstances.

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It is only one night a week.

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Only Terry... Terry?

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My personal trainer.

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Terry thinks I might benefit from a more
intensive workout.

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If that's all right with you.

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What Terry wants, that's what Terry
gets.

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Oh, look, Gary.

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You're going to be so late, you know.

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Ah,

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Mr Bamford.

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He's not my husband, Dr Stone.

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It's all right, he's a friend of the
family, isn't that right, Gary?

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That's right, yeah, I'm a friend of the
family, sort of.

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What does sort of mean?

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Well, it means sort of, sort of, sort
of.

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How are you feeling?

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Not too bad.

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Aches and pains and something.

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Right, I'll be off then.

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Rest. Goodbye,

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friend of the family.

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Sort of.

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Just a minute.

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How is she?

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Not good.

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Might be pneumonia.

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Pneumonia?

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But that's treatable. You can treat
that, right?

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These things have to work their course.

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No, penicillin. She needs penicillin.

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Come on, I've read up about it. I know
it was discovered by them.

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By when?

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By 1942.

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By now.

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But penicillin is only an experimental
drug.

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As far as I know, it's only used by the
army to treat certain social diseases.

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Social diseases?

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Well, you know what soldiers are like.

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They're away from home, they meet a
pretty girl.

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Maybe not such a pretty girl.

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Maybe she's quite an ugly girl.

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After all, there is a war on.

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There's a shortage of everything.

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Yeah, I know there's a war on, but you
can get some, can't you? I mean, it's

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only penicillin.

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Like I say, there's a shortage of
everything.

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Good day.

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Would you care to join me?

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Remember like the old days.

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Well, yeah, I would, only it's my side.
Forget it.

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Terry says I've got very well -developed
calves.

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Does he?

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Does he now?

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Good old Terry.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I'm just feeling a bit off again,
you know, thought I might need a bit of

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a pick -me -up.

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00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,590
I thought we were going to see a new,
improved Gary Sparrow.

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Oh, yeah, you are, you are. Just may
take a bit longer than I thought, that's

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all.

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Mrs Yvonne Sparrow, is it?

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Ah.

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This is penicillin, isn't it?

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You remember?

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When you had that infection?

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00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,400
Yes, of course I remember, Gary. It was
only last month.

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Yeah, but you were really ill, weren't
you?

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Really, really ill.

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Ever so ill. You were really, really
ill. Don't you find it so amusing, Gary?

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I'll try and have another life
-threatening illness sometime.

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00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,880
No, no, you're missing the point. All
I'm saying is you took these and they

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you better, right?

273
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,880
I'm sorry I spoke.

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What's this?

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Oh, it's the pregnancy testing kit.

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I was thinking of taking it on to the
Antiques Roadshow.

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00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:21,500
Derry, is your underwear too tight?

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00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,480
Er, well, I don't know. I suppose it...
What?

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Only Derry says it's a possible reason.

280
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,880
Well, you know, for a low sperm count.

281
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I haven't got a low sperm count.

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I have got a great sperm count.

283
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,560
Arthur, if you added them all up, you'd
probably find I was well above average.

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In fact, as sperm counts go, I think I'm
up there with the best of them. Top of

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the league.

286
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,010
Well, from where I'm sitting, you're
struggling against relegation.

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If these things happen, they happen,
right?

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00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,210
Oh, Gary, let's stay in tonight, eh?

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00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,570
Just the two of us. We could open a
bottle of wine.

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00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:56,990
Ah, um, bit of a problem there. Only
you're going out.

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00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,970
Well, it's with Ron, you know, I
promised.

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That's me off to the leisure centre,
then.

293
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,730
Well, you don't want to overdo it, you
know.

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00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,230
I'll be the judge of that.

295
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,430
Sheba? Who's Sheba?

296
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,670
Our red setter.

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I didn't know you had a dog.

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00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,630
She's dead.

299
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,330
Look, you wanted Penis Villain, didn't
you?

300
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,050
Yeah, I suppose every little help.

301
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,970
Do you know what state the health
service was in during the war?

302
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:34,130
No proper drug, no hospital beds,
potpacks everywhere.

303
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,430
Well, thank God we moved on since then,
eh?

304
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,750
Now, come on, you're part of the
bargain. I got the pills.

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00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:45,120
Large milkshake, double order French
fries, triple quarter pounder with

306
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Did you get them to hold the lettuce?

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00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,760
I got them to hold the lettuce.

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My hero.

309
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,360
See?

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You can tap it for all it's worth.
Doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

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00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080
Amazing, eh?

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00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,420
Hi, Reg.

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00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,380
Why are you wearing that?

314
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,880
What, this?

315
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,380
I've been whitewashing the cellar.

316
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,340
Well, you've got to keep up appearances,
haven't you?

317
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,400
Not now, Reg. I'm going to go and see
Phoebe. Where are you?

318
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,840
She's gone, then.

319
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,460
Gone? She took a turn for the worse in
the night.

320
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,020
Called Dr Stone. He thought she ought to
go into hospital.

321
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
Where? Which hospital?

322
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,540
The German hospital.

323
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,640
No, Reg, I'm serious.

324
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:25,640
Well, I'm serious, too. It's called the
German hospital. It's in Dalston.

325
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,980
Look, before the war, there was this
hospital called... The German hospital.

326
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,020
Yeah, we'd established it.

327
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,800
And German people used to go there.

328
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,280
But now they're our enemy. We kicked
them all out. They used the place for

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00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,280
ourselves.

330
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,060
Not very caring of you.

331
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,920
Well, they started it.

332
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,000
Well, I've got to go and see her. Don't
you need to... Well, hold your horses.

333
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,380
Look, it's eight o 'clock.

334
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,100
Visiting hours from two till four.

335
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,080
There's no way you'll be able to see her
till tomorrow.

336
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:56,660
But I can't... Reg.

337
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,200
No, Rich.

338
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,140
Rich.

339
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480
Rich!

340
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,500
Jerry, I can't do this. I'm not a proper
doctor.

341
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,060
I'm not a proper doctor either.

342
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,579
What am I supposed... Sorry?

343
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:24,779
You were saying?

344
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,780
Doctor? I wasn't saying anything.

345
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,560
I wasn't saying anything.

346
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,960
Doctor.

347
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,960
Gary, it's all right for you. You're
used to this cloak and dagger malarkey.

348
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,500
I get found out, I get flung off the
force. Listen, Rich.

349
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,020
Phoebe has got to have these. They'll
make her better.

350
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,980
But I'm not going to be here all the
time, so you'll have to make sure that

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00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,020
takes them, that she's OK.

352
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,560
But, Gary, I can't pretend I'm a...
Doctor!

353
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,280
Sorry, it's my first day.

354
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,340
Doctor... Sparrow.

355
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:55,860
Doctor. Sparrow.

356
00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:01,820
And I say doctor because at the end of
the day, when the sun sets and it's come

357
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:06,360
to the crunch, I am a fully qualified
doctor, and that's why they call me Dr

358
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,450
Sparrow. That's good.

359
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,750
That's a speaking voice.

360
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:10,889
And you are?

361
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:11,890
P .C. Deadman.

362
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,090
Doctor P .C.

363
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,010
Deadman. And when I say Dr.

364
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:22,190
Deadman, when the sun sets and it comes
to crunch and it's time to go home and

365
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:26,550
everything, I am, when all's said and
done and the baby's been put to bed, I

366
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,570
am... A fully qualified doctor.

367
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,930
I am a fully qualified doctor and all,
and that's why I am Dr.

368
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,390
Deadman. And I do.

369
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,390
Gary, I can't go through with this. Reg,
please.

370
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,080
Deadman? Yes.

371
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,200
Sorry, it's just the name, Deadman. I
mean, Dr.

372
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,580
Deadman.

373
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,840
Hardly likely to give the patients much
confidence in you, is it? Excuse me,

374
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:47,940
nurse?

375
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,740
Williams. Nurse Williams.

376
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,100
Nurse Williams.

377
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,880
Make a note of that, will you, Dr.
Sparrow?

378
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,100
Yes, yes, I certainly will.

379
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,220
Dr. Deadman?

380
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,480
Sorry, I didn't mean to. Deadman.

381
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,960
That has been my family name for
generations.

382
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,880
My dad was called Deadman.

383
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:08,600
His dad was called Deadman. His dad's
dad was called Deadman. Not that I know,

384
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:12,040
but I would say it's a pretty fair bet
that his dad's dad's dad was called

385
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,420
Deadman. I mean, it's great, isn't it?
Got me and my mate here.

386
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,600
Colleague. Colleague sounds better than
mate.

387
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:22,360
Got me and my colleague running about
all over the shop, working all hours,

388
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,900
healing the sick, doling out medicine,
and you start casting aspersions on my

389
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,819
family name.

390
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,180
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

391
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,000
No, you weren't, were you, my girl?

392
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,720
Just... Mind how you go.

393
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,399
Dr. Deadman.

394
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400
Dr. Sparrow.

395
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,440
I think I'll get any hang of this, Dr.
Lark.

396
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,300
Yes, but we might be in with a chance if
you stop saluting people.

397
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,440
Oh, my God.

398
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,680
That's Dr. Stone.

399
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,240
He's Phoebe's doctor. He knows me. He
knows I'm not a proper doctor.

400
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,860
All right, Reg. All right, don't panic.
Get in there, now.

401
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,310
You knew?

402
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,270
Knew you weren't who you're pretending
to be.

403
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:15,250
Ah. Come on, old chap, you're not just
some Johnny off the street, are you?

404
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,770
I beg your pardon?

405
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,490
You're one of us, aren't you?

406
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:26,130
Oh, it's very hush -hush. Ah, thought
so.

407
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,610
Where'd you train?

408
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:31,890
Where did I train?

409
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:33,950
Vienna.

410
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,010
Me too.

411
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,550
The Spielberg Institute.

412
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,630
Me too.

413
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,970
I trained at the Spielbergs.

414
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,250
You bloody well would have.

415
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:50,630
Professor Learman.

416
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,850
Professor Learman.

417
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:55,830
What a character.

418
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,950
Oh, Professor Learman. Professor
Learman, yes.

419
00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:00,850
When you were there, did he still ride
his bicycle?

420
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,850
Couldn't keep him off it. Couldn't keep
him off it. And the hat. The hat he used

421
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:10,430
to wear. You know, the one with the
antlers. The other one. Yabble, yabble,

422
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,970
yabble, yabble, yabble.

423
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,110
Professor Lehman McCarthy.

424
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:18,530
Yeah, I wonder what happened to him.
He's probably in a mental health.

425
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,130
Probably. He was clinically insane.

426
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,210
Bit of a handicap for a doctor, really.

427
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,310
Happy days, eh?

428
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,010
Happy days indeed.

429
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,750
And do you know what I miss most about
them?

430
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,690
I miss the...

431
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,040
Girls, they were so pretty.

432
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,120
Well, some of them weren't so pretty.

433
00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:39,760
Some of them were rather plain. In fact,
some of them were quite ugly.

434
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,120
But they were girls all the same.

435
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,380
Even if they were really, really
hideous.

436
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640
Phoebe.

437
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,080
Phoebe? It's me, Gary.

438
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560
Gary.

439
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,920
How's your curls?

440
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,400
Warm, that's the secret. This place is
freezing.

441
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
You wrap up, eh?

442
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,160
I'd hate to lose you, you know.

443
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,520
Nobody is going to lose anybody.

444
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:13,200
Now, Phoebe, listen. This is important.

445
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,980
I want you to take a couple of these
three times a day.

446
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,080
They'll make you better, I promise.

447
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,300
You swear?

448
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,400
I swear.

449
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,440
Because you never lie, do you, Gary?

450
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,800
I try not to, Phoebe. I really do.

451
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:29,260
Here.

452
00:22:34,899 --> 00:22:36,260
Highly unethical, wouldn't you say?

453
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,020
I'm sorry. After all, she is my patient.

454
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240
Yes, I know that.

455
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,800
Good God, man.

456
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,620
You can't dish these out like sweets.

457
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:47,720
Look, I don't want her to die.

458
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,360
We're doctors. We don't want anybody to
die.

459
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,880
Don't leave it to me.

460
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,260
I'll see that she takes them.

461
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,040
Can you do a push -up for me?

462
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,200
I'll stay if you want.

463
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,300
I don't have to go.

464
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,360
No, just toddle off and enjoy yourself.

465
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:15,820
Work those pecs.

466
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:17,500
That's what they call them, isn't it?
Pecs.

467
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,340
I'll see you on Gladiators.

468
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:22,660
Bye.

469
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,060
Gary, let's talk.

470
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:30,520
Well, I'm in a bit of a roto. Please sit
down and meet Ron for a drink. I want

471
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,199
to talk.

472
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200
I need to talk.

473
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,820
Yeah, OK, OK. I'm seeing somebody else.

474
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,520
Only could you make it quick, cos I've
got to be in the house.

475
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320
You're seeing somebody else?

476
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,340
You're having an affair?

477
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,700
Yvonne, how could you?

478
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,940
Yvonne, I'm sorry. Don't, don't be nice.

479
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200
It makes it worse.

480
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,040
I'm just trying to say... Oh, I know,
yeah, Mr Perfect, who never puts a foot

481
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,040
wrong.

482
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,340
Well, you don't know what it's like.

483
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:04,850
Because these things happen sometimes
and you just can't help it.

484
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:10,710
Yes, I suppose so. And I say a fair, but
all we've done so far is hold hands in

485
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,710
a restaurant.

486
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:15,550
And this is with this Terry, is it?

487
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:17,510
Yeah, I can just imagine.

488
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,550
Six foot six, a blonde, rippling muscle.

489
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,010
He's nothing like that.

490
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:24,370
Well, yeah, he is, actually.

491
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,230
With a brain the size of a walnut.

492
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:30,170
Oh, well, at least he shows an interest
in me, which is more than you do.

493
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,100
Half the time it seems that you can't
wait for me to walk out of that door.

494
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:37,660
You couldn't care less if I was here or
not, could you? Hey, hey, come on.

495
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,180
Was it serious?

496
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,940
This thing between you and Mastermind?

497
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,520
I told him it was over last night.

498
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,000
I just wanted to talk about it.

499
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:53,420
Confess, I suppose.

500
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,100
Because we always said, didn't we, that
if one of us felt tempted that we'd tell

501
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,100
the other person.

502
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,200
that we would always tell the truth to
each other.

503
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,600
Yeah.

504
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,160
And that's why I'm telling you now.

505
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,420
And I just want you to know that I'm
sorry.

506
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,520
Yeah, well, you don't have to go on
about it. Yes, I do.

507
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,340
I nearly betrayed you, Gary.

508
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,540
Made a mockery of our marriage vows.

509
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:17,640
Yeah, but it's not all your fault. I
mean, I'm to blame as well.

510
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620
You're not mad at me?

511
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,220
No.

512
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,340
I'm so sorry.

513
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,760
Please, don't be nice.

514
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,640
It makes it worse.

515
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:30,630
Let's stay in here.

516
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:32,470
Just the two of us.

517
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,090
And let's go away for the weekend.

518
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:38,710
Or let's just get in the car tomorrow
morning and drive. What do you say?

519
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,730
well, if all... Gary!

520
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:41,970
I need to be with you.

521
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,370
Yeah, OK, OK.

522
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:46,669
It's OK.

523
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,670
It's OK.

524
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,500
Phoebe, thank God.

525
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,680
What do you mean?

526
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,820
Popped out to use the lav.

527
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:10,220
He's blowing a gale down that corridor
and freezing.

528
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,640
Yeah, he must be. Come on, into bed.

529
00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,340
Whoopsie. Been at the gin again, have
we?

530
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,500
There you go.

531
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,820
Listen, I'm sorry I haven't been for a
couple of days. It's just a friend of

532
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:29,120
mine was taken ill, so she... He, um...
I had to look after him.

533
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,580
Probably caught you cold.

534
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,300
Yeah.

535
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,780
Yeah, those pills you gave to Dr Stone,
they work wonders.

536
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:41,460
Well, as soon as he managed to get the
lid off... What were they called again?

537
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320
Penicillin. Everyone will be taking them
soon.

538
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,460
Gary. What?

539
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:48,420
That bottle of pills.

540
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,120
Yeah, what about it?

541
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:53,160
There was a woman's name on the label.

542
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,190
I want to know the truth.

543
00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:05,290
Don't lie to me. Who is she?

544
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:07,790
The truth?

545
00:27:10,690 --> 00:27:14,750
The truth is... Gary, I want to know who
she is.

546
00:27:18,210 --> 00:27:21,310
Gary? Who the bloody hell is Sheba?

547
00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:25,390
Who?

548
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,910
Don't give me that.

549
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:28,670
Sheba, who is she?

550
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:31,090
Sheba?

551
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:33,830
Is she your bit on the side?

552
00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:38,910
Shebe, hand on heart, Sheba is not my
bit on the side.

553
00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:40,089
You're not lying?

554
00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,090
I am not lying.

555
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:42,810
Good.

556
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:46,510
Because we always promised to tell each
other the truth.

557
00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,510
I'd hate to think you were two -timing
me.

558
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:53,030
Yeah.

559
00:27:57,570 --> 00:28:00,030
I can't do this anymore.

560
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,820
I can't pretend to be somebody I'm not.

561
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,540
No more lies, Gary.

562
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600
Phoebe, listen.

563
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,100
I'm not who you think I am.

564
00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,120
I'm a time traveller.

565
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,860
I live in 1996 and I've got a wife
called Yvonne.

566
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,760
Phoebe?

567
00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:56,710
Good night, sweetheart.