1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,400 Good night, sweetheart. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:09,120 All my prayers are for you. Good night, 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:14,660 sweetheart. I'll be watching over you. 4 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:20,840 Tears and parting may make us alone. 5 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:27,280 But will the dawn a new day bring? 6 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,480 Is that you, Mrs Blot? I'm afraid I must remain deaf to your blandishments. 7 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,460 No, my body is the temple of purity. 8 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,920 Even if you offer to reduce my rent... Gary, it's me! 9 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,320 Oh. 10 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:51,340 Good morning. Oh, wasn't it... What's wrong? 11 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,700 Oh, Gary. 12 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,340 This came this morning. 13 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:55,740 From Donald? 14 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:58,240 From the brewery. They want me out. 15 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,280 They say the tenancy agreement was with Dad, and they've only been letting me 16 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,480 stay on pro tem. What does that mean, Gary? Pro tem? 17 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:06,220 It's Latin. It means for the time being. 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,760 Well, what can't they blooming well say, though? What am I going to do? 19 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,340 They've got a tenant lined up already, apparently. He's been with the brewery 20 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,820 years. He just got bombed out. Even so, they can't just fling you out. This is 21 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:17,820 they can. 22 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,980 And he's a man with a family. Maybe he's more entitled. 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,960 What, more entitled than a woman whose husband is incarcerated because he chose 24 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,960 to serve his queen? 25 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:27,860 Queen? 26 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,800 Oh, I mean, Kim. 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,300 Well, I mean, he's probably serving both of them. 28 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:36,260 Well, I can hardly use Donald as an excuse. Not the way things are now. It 29 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:36,919 wouldn't be right. 30 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,240 Well, no, but the Royal Oak's your pub. 31 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,140 You must write and tell them. Tell them that place is your home. I can't. 32 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,760 I can't write. 33 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:47,500 Maybe you didn't realise. 34 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,360 Well, I mean, you can read. I assumed you could write. 35 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,500 I mean, I don't know what words to use. 36 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,840 Oh, sorry. Well, OK, I'll write it. 37 00:01:57,780 --> 00:02:00,320 Look, they're not going to throw you out. Don't worry. 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,700 Well, you carry on. You sure you ain't got a crystal ball? 39 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,540 Surely you'd have noticed. 40 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:37,030 I find it morally indefensible to evict the orphan of a loyal tenant of the 41 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:38,030 brewery. 42 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:40,730 Especial. 43 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:42,570 Oh, bugger. 44 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:49,610 How was life, Steve? 45 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:53,010 Didn't hear you coming. What are you doing? 46 00:02:53,630 --> 00:02:54,730 Losing a wrestling match. 47 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:56,990 What's wrong with the computer? You spent enough on it. 48 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:00,990 Well, yeah, but I saw this old typewriter in a junk shop for a fiver 49 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:01,948 suddenly struck me. 50 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:03,550 Oh, that explains that you can cost. 51 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:08,250 No, what I mean is this used to be a great manufacturing centre of the world. 52 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:09,450 What, Cricklewood? 53 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,310 No, Great Britain. 54 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:12,710 We made everything. 55 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:17,190 Cars, typewriters, sewing machines, wirelesses, Meccano sets, everything. 56 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:21,770 And do you know what the lead story in the papers was this morning? A Korean 57 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:25,610 company is opening in England because our workers accept lower wages than the 58 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,589 ones in Seoul. 59 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,410 We're turning into a third world nation and I'm making a spam. 60 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,750 You're making a mess. 61 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,620 And finally, building workers in the East End today walked off site after a 62 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:39,560 ghostly figure suddenly materialised from nowhere as they were excavating. 63 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:44,000 The workers claimed he was dressed in World War II clothes, and when 64 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:48,100 responded by singing a chorus of There'll be bluebirds over the white 65 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,380 nowhere before vanishing. 66 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,700 I hope you keep your spirits up tonight too. Good evening. 67 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,940 You see, that's why we're turning into a third world country, because building 68 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:58,740 workers will come up with any old excuse to down through all of them and go up 69 00:03:58,740 --> 00:03:59,740 to the boozer for the afternoon. 70 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:03,680 Well, you don't think there really could have been a ghost? Oh, Gary, you're so 71 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,060 gullible. There's no such thing. 72 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,660 Oh, no, I just think we should keep an open mind. 73 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Oh, Gary. 74 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,400 Oh, Gary, that's like the brick duster. You've got red dandruff. 75 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:17,300 Yeah, you would not believe the air pollution in East Germany. 76 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,940 I do miss you, you know, when you go away. 77 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:21,279 Oh, I miss you too. 78 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,420 But it's nice. 79 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,280 Gary! Because it's fun when I come home again. 80 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,380 Oh, I'll go and get the dinner, Anne. Yeah, all right. 81 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,820 Yvonne? Is that no new coat? 82 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,900 Yeah, new expensive coat. 83 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:37,739 Come on. 84 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:41,080 No, no, it's, um... It's nice. 85 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,240 Yes? Gary Compton. 86 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,420 Tower Hamlets Council Environmental Safety Officer. 87 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,160 Now, I understand... 88 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,310 Been in the safety game long. 89 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:14,670 So what do you want? 90 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:21,190 To start with, I'm obliged to inspect your toilet facilities. 91 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:22,490 We don't have any. 92 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,050 Yeah, that's what I was led to believe. 93 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:27,790 So what do your men do if they need to relieve themselves? 94 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:31,350 They go up your office and take a dump in your drawer. Any objection? 95 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,370 There's no need for that attitude. 96 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,210 I'm only trying to do my job. 97 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,450 Then you won't mind if I get on with mine. 98 00:05:53,130 --> 00:05:54,130 Who's who, then? 99 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:56,570 Ah, some officious pillock from the council. 100 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,450 I don't know. 101 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,190 Oh, my God. 102 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,710 What? I just remember where I've seen him before. 103 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,270 He's the bloody ghost. 104 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:17,990 You must use the force, Skywalker. 105 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,220 What's that, Red? Did you have a curry last night? 106 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,400 What's the matter with him? 107 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,060 Well, as soon as his ear got better, he developed this allergy to hamster. 108 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,799 Want a drink? 109 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Yeah, love them. 110 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,980 Here, Phoebe, have you got a stamp? It's just, uh, I've got my letter to the 111 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:38,220 brewery here, and it's red hot. It's going to put the cat amongst the 112 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,340 can promise you. This is Banford. I'm a busy man. 113 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,280 Sorry. Oh, Gary, this is George Harrison. 114 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,860 No, isn't the hairs all wrong for a stamp? 115 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,860 I beg your pardon? 116 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,780 Yes. Sorry, just a private joke. 117 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,240 Pleased to meet you, George. 118 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,720 What's your line of business? 119 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,500 Area manager for Hanbury Truman. 120 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,880 The brewery. 121 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,300 Oh, right. Well, I've got a letter here for you. 122 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,420 And what brings you here, then, eh? 123 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,860 Can't wait to throw this poor girl out on her ear? 124 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,200 Mr Spammo. 125 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,900 No, Sparrow. 126 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,840 I'm here because I'm concerned. I knew Mrs Bamford's father personally, God 127 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,420 him. Eric and me were members of the same lodge. 128 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:22,720 So when, unfortunately, my superior told me how to put a new tenant in, well, I 129 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,860 came round to commiserate. 130 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,080 Yeah, you'd commiserate him when you arrived. 131 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,500 There's got to be something you can do. 132 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:32,220 I mean, you must have another pub you can put your bombed -out tenant into. 133 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:35,980 or two, but nothing like the Royal Oak. And besides, it's against brewery policy 134 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:39,880 to give the tenancy to a woman. I mean, the customers just don't like you. You 135 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,640 wouldn't say that if you knew the rover's return. 136 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,680 All right. 137 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,980 I shall just have to appeal to your superiors. 138 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,930 It won't do any good. I have complete discretion in the running of my area. 139 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:54,230 Complete discretion as long as you don't have to use your initiative, eh? That's 140 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:55,229 the ticket. 141 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:57,730 And is this the attitude that made this country great? 142 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:02,550 Can you imagine Winston Churchill evicting this trustworthy, hard -working 143 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:07,090 woman? Or the King? A man who has chosen to stay in London and share the 144 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:08,090 privation of his subjects? 145 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:10,470 Why didn't you put any of this in your letter? 146 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,570 Because the ribbon broke. 147 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,400 What you say has moved me, Mr Sparrow. 148 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,040 Sparrow. 149 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,720 Where do you find it, Mrs Bamford? 150 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,000 I know how hard it can be for a woman alone. 151 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:32,000 My mother struggled to bring up seven after her dad copped it in the Boer War. 152 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,640 But, Phoebe, you don't mind if I call you Phoebe, do you? 153 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,720 No, of course not, Mr Harrison. 154 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:39,020 George, please. 155 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:41,760 You're only here on your own. 156 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,080 Oh, well, it can be sometimes. 157 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,220 My job's a bit on the lonesome side, too. 158 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:51,020 Always on the road, sleeping in scruffy hotels. 159 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,860 When I get home, it's not much better. 160 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:58,680 The war has played havoc on Mrs Harrison's nerves, and on top of that, 161 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:03,040 she's got to the age where she's not particularly interested in a healthy 162 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,040 married life. 163 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,280 That's my drift. 164 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,280 Of course, day after tomorrow, the old helmet comes out again. 165 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:13,630 Back on duty at long last. 166 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:17,650 Back doing my bit to keep the home front safe and secure whilst our brave lad 167 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:19,370 faced an implacable foe overseas. 168 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,670 Ah, so the year's finally better then, eh? 169 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,030 Come again? 170 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,490 Looks like they might be sorting something out after all. 171 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:27,749 I don't know. 172 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,270 I don't smell a rat, Reg. 173 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:32,110 Shouldn't do. I've fumigated and put down bleach. 174 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:34,110 I think you'd better go. 175 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,510 I'll pop back on Wednesday afternoon. 176 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:40,890 You think it over, Phoebe. It could be a mutually convenient arrangement. 177 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,940 Phoebe, what was all that about? 178 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,300 I don't want to talk about it, thank you very much. 179 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,880 Phoebe? I'd leave her for a minute if I was you, Pam. 180 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:54,820 But she's upset. 181 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,720 In my experience, when a woman's upset, it's best to steer a wide bird for a 182 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,559 couple of hours. 183 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,560 Or weeks. 184 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,840 In your experience? 185 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:06,040 Excuse me, but aren't you the Reg Deadman whose wife has romantically 186 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,400 soldiers, airmen and the merchant mariners of all the friendly nations? 187 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,480 Not to mention the odd civilian. 188 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:12,799 Oh, just a word. 189 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,360 One eye, surgical boot. Did that stop her? 190 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,680 But you don't want to hear my troubles. 191 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,919 No, I don't. 192 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,280 One day I will listen to your troubles, Reg, I promise. 193 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,640 They make a great musical. 194 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,100 Don't tell me he tried it on. 195 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,660 He's got a nerve. 196 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,380 Do you know what he said? 197 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,680 He said this landlord over Silverton doesn't even know about the Royal Oak 198 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,720 And if I play my cards right, there's no reason why he should know. 199 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:43,500 OK, I'll write to the brewery. He'll be out on his ears. It'll be my word 200 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,740 against his. He'll just deny it. It'll be me out on the street. 201 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,080 No, don't worry. 202 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:48,220 Everything's... Gary! 203 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,820 Now, if you say it will be all right just one more time, I shall hit you. 204 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,940 Look, you've got friends in high places, contacts. 205 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,440 There must be something you can do. 206 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,000 Well, yeah. 207 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,480 Yeah, OK, don't worry. It'll be... Gary. 208 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,620 It'll be sorted out. 209 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,840 Come on in. What are you scared of? Nothing worth nicking, is there? 210 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,260 I got a compressor. 211 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,380 It's a lot of use. 212 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,200 Oh, your bottle's gone. 213 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,940 I ain't scared of no ghost. I ain't scared of no ghost. 214 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,520 Good evening. 215 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,040 to them? Oh, Yvonne, you were right the other night. There's no such thing as 216 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,380 ghosts. Oh, I don't know. I like to think I've got an open mind. 217 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,020 And what about those four kids they interviewed? 218 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:42,780 Probably on glue. 219 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,360 Yeah, but they all gave the same description. 220 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,760 They were sticking together. 221 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,980 Christmas cracker companies pay good money for jokes like that, you know. 222 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,920 Sometimes as much as three pence. 223 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,280 So if you could sell, what, 5 ,000 jokes, you could replace that new jacket 224 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,620 ruined. Dry cleaners couldn't get the ink off me. No, but for a tenner, 225 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,620 dye it black. 226 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,340 Hello. Yes, that's right. 227 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,740 Um, who shall I say is calling? 228 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,140 Mary Cunningham. 229 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,020 Uh, no, I'm sorry. She just popped out to her phobia workshop. 230 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,280 Yeah, all right. Calm down. 231 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:26,340 Who is she, then? She's hysterical. Oh, she's just some silly typist from the 232 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:30,020 office who's convinced Duncan Granger from accounts of sexually harassing her. 233 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,259 Well, couldn't he be? 234 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:33,380 Well, he doesn't need to harass anyone. He's drop -dead gorgeous. 235 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,970 Even I keep adding my expenses up wrong and I hope he'll come and sit on my desk 236 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:37,970 for half an hour. 237 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:42,070 You know, even through his shapeless Armani trousers, you can see he's got 238 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:44,090 thighs like Michelangelo or David. 239 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:45,310 Yeah, all right, all right. 240 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,230 No, 241 00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:49,730 I'm sorry, she's gone. Can I take a message? 242 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:51,970 Yeah. 243 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,230 Yeah, let me just make a note of this. 244 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:59,830 You're convinced that Mr Granger is parked outside your flat watching you 245 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:02,730 and no one ever believes you. 246 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,260 You don't know which way to turn, and if it goes on any longer, you're going to 247 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,260 take an overdose. 248 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,300 Come here. 249 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:13,480 Mary. No, of course I'm not phobic. You don't want to listen to Gary. He's an 250 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,840 idiot. Oh, thank you. Bye. 251 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,500 Mary, I do believe you're very distressed. 252 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,620 Look, if you say it's parked outside, of course I believe you. 253 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,320 Why don't you come and see me first thing in the morning? 254 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,680 I'll be there for you, Mary, I promise. 255 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,100 You are not alone. 256 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,740 No, I'm not referring to Mr Granger. 257 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,920 Now, promise you won't do anything stupid. 258 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,630 everything's going to be all right, OK? 259 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,010 What did she say to convince you? 260 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,690 Oh, I don't believe her. She's barking. I'm just humouring her. 261 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:44,170 I mean, why should someone like Duncan bother with some mousy little typist 262 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,170 a squint? 263 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:47,290 What a sexist reaction. 264 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:48,970 I beg your pardon? 265 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,230 Well, just because this Duncan is a hunk, you can't believe he could also be 266 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,230 sex pest. 267 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,090 And harassment isn't a sexual thing, anyway. It's to do with power, with 268 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,810 terrorising the weak. You take it from me. 269 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,550 And why should I... take it from you. I am a trained personnel manager. 270 00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:06,150 You're a former television repairman scratching a living selling glossy 271 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:10,250 brochures. Oh, and I'm sure the difference in our status will be a great 272 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,430 to you at the coroner's hearing. 273 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,370 What do you want me to do? 274 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,210 Oh, I don't know. I'm only a former television repairman. 275 00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,250 What, you really think she could be telling the truth? 276 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,490 I suppose we could wire her up. 277 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,950 That's a bit drastic, isn't it? 278 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,630 It's not her fault, after all. 279 00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,370 Narnie, plant a little tape recorder on her. 280 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,380 So when he harasses her again, it can play a loop that says, not tonight, I've 281 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,380 got a headache. 282 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,820 If he really tries it on, we've got some hard evidence. 283 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:44,100 Yvonne, that is a brilliant idea. You are amazing. 284 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,860 Outstanding. Why are you so happy? 285 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:48,940 No reason. 286 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,980 Oh, well, there's nothing else for it. 287 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,200 I don't know. I'm going to tell Gary, though. 288 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,940 You're not giving in to Harrison's vile demands. 289 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,220 No, of course not, Reg. I mean, joining up, becoming a wife or something. At 290 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,100 least I'll get my bed and board taken care of. 291 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:07,260 Hello? Worry not. Gary is here. 292 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,640 Gary, I've reached a decision. 293 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,640 I'm going to join up. 294 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,339 Join up what? 295 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,520 Reggie's mouth to his brain? 296 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800 Reggie! 297 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,240 See? 298 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,500 I'm trying to be serious, Gary. What else can I do? 299 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,770 Well? You could visit tomorrow's world today. 300 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,090 Beg your pardon? 301 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,130 What's that? 302 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,310 A tape recorder. 303 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,210 Well, none the wiser. 304 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,470 Well, it's the latest secret American technology. 305 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,450 Say something. 306 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:40,150 Eh? What do you mean, say something? What do you want me to say? 307 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:45,270 Eh? What do you mean, say something? What do you want me to say? 308 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,210 Oh, gods and little fishes. 309 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,470 Can I see that? Yeah, be careful. 310 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,310 American? It says here, made in Japan. 311 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,130 Well, yeah, I mean, that shows how secret it is. 312 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,910 But the name is the giveaway if you can break the code. 313 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:01,590 Sonny, see? 314 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,070 Stands for somewhere outside New York. 315 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,950 Very clever. 316 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,470 Very clever. 317 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,510 So when's lover boy Harrison coming in? 318 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,810 Any moment now. He said Wednesday afternoon. 319 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:16,230 Does he know that Reg is in the police force? No, he's only ever seen me in 320 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,250 Mufti. How could he guess? 321 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,290 Yeah, that's true. No -one would ever guess. 322 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,920 Even in uniform, it's a bit touch and go. 323 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,720 Here he comes now. 324 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:27,460 Look, play along with him. We'll have every word on tape. OK. 325 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:31,860 Afternoon, Phoebe. 326 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,420 I must say, you're looking as debonair as ever. 327 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,860 So, you've had time to sleep on my suggestion. 328 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,020 I only wish I could have slept on it with you. 329 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,120 Oh, you saw Spock's Mr Harrison. 330 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,840 George, please, I told you. 331 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,280 Well? 332 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,840 Well, of course, you're a... 333 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,980 A very attractive man, George. Thank you, my dear. 334 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:56,560 And it is true it can get terribly lonely for a girl on her own, but what 335 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,800 exactly is it you're suggesting? 336 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,760 Well, I thought I made myself clear. 337 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160 Well, not really. 338 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,579 All you said was Mrs Harrison wasn't interested in bedroom things. Now, for 339 00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:10,760 I know, you could be asking my advice about hard -to -dance bolsters. 340 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,119 Oh, you little tease. 341 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,619 I see we're going to get over this famously. 342 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,740 Right, cards on the table. 343 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:22,980 I'll bring my pyjamas and shaving things for popping two or three nights a week. 344 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,960 Obviously, I'll chip in with some rations for breakfast. 345 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:26,540 Oh, see? 346 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,820 I've completely got the wrong end of the stick. 347 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720 You want to rent a room? 348 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,420 Don't. You know what I want. 349 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,040 Yes, but a girl likes to be held nicely. 350 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,660 All right. 351 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,920 I want you. 352 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,320 I want to sleep with you. 353 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,640 In exchange for letting me keep the tenancy? 354 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,160 Yes, although I wouldn't have put it in quite such brutal terms. 355 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,560 And if I don't sleep with you, I can't keep the tenancy. 356 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,720 Yes, about the size of it, girl. 357 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,880 Gary, I think we've got enough. 358 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,940 Eh? You sure? Oh, yes. 359 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,500 What are you two up to? What's going on here? Reg? 360 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,270 But if I don't sleep with you, I can't keep the tenants asleep. 361 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,670 That's about the size of it, girl. 362 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,950 So, not only did he make lewd suggestions, he actually exposed 363 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:16,910 I see nothing of the sort. 364 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,090 I'm afraid it's all on the tape. 365 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,170 That's about the size of it, girl. 366 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:26,730 Constable Dedman, I'm giving you this for safekeeping. Mark it Exhibit A. 367 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,010 Oh, but you don't understand. 368 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:29,490 My home life is hell. 369 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:33,910 My wife doesn't understand me. Don't talk to me about wives not understanding 370 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:37,560 people. That's no excuse for preying on defenceless young ladies. 371 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,340 George Harrison, you are not obliged to say anything. 372 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,259 Uh, Reg. 373 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,260 Reg, what are you doing? 374 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,700 I'm arresting him, of course. 375 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,980 You can't arrest him. You'll blow my cover. 376 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,380 Oh, sorry. 377 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,100 All right, then, hop it. Can't you tell Blackie? Yes, yes. 378 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,120 You won't say anything to the brewery, will you? 379 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,580 Well, that depends. 380 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,760 If Phoebe keeps the tenancy. 381 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,260 Oh, and, uh... 382 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,690 Gets a couple of free barrels of beer a week paid for by you personally. 383 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,370 But that's... Blackmail. 384 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,370 Constable! Would you call it blackmail, Reg? 385 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,450 Sorry, son, my eardrum's flared up again. 386 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,050 Oh, my hero, come here. 387 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:20,830 Oh, I'm never saying anything personal to you anymore. I'll never know what 388 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:21,830 you've got in your pocket. 389 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,100 Well, no, but we could always nip up to your flat and find out. 390 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,120 You cheeky monkey, you trying it on? 391 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,440 Yes. 392 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,280 I really love you, Gary. 393 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080 Well done, son. 394 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,080 What? Talking out with that Harrison. 395 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,360 Oh. 396 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,440 She's like the daughter I never had, that one. 397 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,740 Good to know she's in Claiborne, if you'll pardon the expression. 398 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,660 Well, it's been a stretch. 399 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,200 Listen, son, I know it's difficult in your line of business, but you will be 400 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200 here Saturday, won't you? 401 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,420 What Saturday? 402 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,570 Phoebe's birthday. 403 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:58,310 I know she puts on a brave front, but she'll be heartbroken if you don't make 404 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,310 it. 405 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:00,910 Saturday. 406 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,070 Yeah. Yeah, right. 407 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,190 I'm upstairs. 408 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:10,649 You all right? 409 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,650 Feeling up last night? 410 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,790 Yeah, I feel great. 411 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,490 Just fancied an early night. 412 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:15,910 Oh? 413 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210 With my husband. 414 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:18,590 Come here, Gary. 415 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,270 Why? So I can give you a big kiss. 416 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,760 And why would you want to do that? Oh, Gary, you were right about Mary 417 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,540 Cunningham and Duncan Granger. I mean, what a creep, sitting on people's desks 418 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,540 and showing off his thighs. 419 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,319 Oh, right. 420 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,039 What happened? 421 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,640 Well, we might marry up and send her to his office to take down dictation. 422 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,920 And that wasn't the only thing you wanted her to take down? 423 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,580 Exactly. And Mr Littlejohn, the managing director, called him into his office 424 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,560 and we played him the tape. Now, at first, he pretended not to recognise his 425 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,560 voice. I mean, as if. 426 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,180 Suddenly, he didn't. It's like, aren't they? So warm and mellifluous. 427 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,420 All right. 428 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,340 Well, and then he started to bluster. 429 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,630 He said, if you can't sit outside someone's house and take the odd photo 430 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,530 in the garden, then what kind of a world are we living in? 431 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,630 And Mr Little John said, the kind of world in which you'd better start 432 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:02,150 for another job. And then he stormed out, and then Mr Little John said to me, 433 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:05,110 well done, Yvonne, and I'll get a gold star at my next performance review. 434 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,650 And that's when I decided on an early night to thank you nicely. 435 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:12,250 And I've taken tomorrow morning off as well, so we can catch up on some sleep. 436 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:16,210 Oh, er, yeah, I can't lie in tomorrow. I've got this seriously important 437 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,189 breakfast meeting. 438 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,310 Oh, and I thought you might want to have breakfast in bed. 439 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,160 Well, I'll just have a shower. 440 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,540 Two women, half a century apart, both crazy for you. 441 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,700 You do not deserve this. 442 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:39,920 Oh, excuse me, madam. Would you be interested in signing my petition? 443 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,500 It's against redeveloping this historic part of London's old East End. 444 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:44,860 Stop it, Cor. 445 00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:47,950 It's always been horrible. 446 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,230 Pull the old thing down, that's what I say. 447 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,770 I'll put you down as a don't know then, shall I? 448 00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,590 Excuse me. 449 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:01,910 Oh, hello. What would you like to say? Oh, sorry, I'm from the BBC. 450 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,690 I see. 451 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,430 And you're not allowed to have your own opinion. 452 00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,950 Under the present regime, it's not advisable. 453 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,550 But that's not why I'm here. 454 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:11,570 Have you been doing this for long? 455 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,870 What, collecting names? No, it's the first day. 456 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,470 So you haven't seen the ghost? 457 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:17,130 No, no, I haven't. 458 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,570 But I'm not surprised if restless spirits have been interfered with. 459 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,930 Really? Gary, can I say something? 460 00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:29,250 A lot of people around here died during the Blitz. That's why we're campaigning 461 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,550 to have this building work stopped. 462 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:33,210 They could be disturbing unseen forces. 463 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:38,810 I see. Gary, I think that... Experts will tell you it is asking for trouble. 464 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:42,440 They are digging up the unmarked graves of victims of violence. 465 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,280 They're stirring up something dark, something terrible. 466 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,760 You said experts. 467 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,140 What experts? 468 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,260 Stephen King. 469 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,320 Ah, I see. 470 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,180 Well, wait a minute. 471 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,420 Sorry, Ron, what were you going to say? 472 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,820 Only that you're making a prat of yourself. 473 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:11,440 But even you've probably realised that. 474 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,960 Come on, I'll buy you a pint. 475 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,760 Or would you prefer a spirit? 476 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,240 What am I going to do, Ron? 477 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,040 I suppose we can't stop them building here. 478 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:24,800 I'll never see Phoebe again. 479 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,700 A lot of people round here died during the Blitz, and that is why we are 480 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,660 campaigning to stop this building work. 481 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,280 They could be disturbing unseen forces. 482 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,520 Is that enough, or would you like to see it again in slow motion, or we can do 483 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,160 half -speed, quarter -speed, frame at a time, black and white, all colour? 484 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,620 Yvonne... You said you had an important breakfast meeting, and who should be on 485 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,620 the local news? 486 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,960 Yvonne... Why did you lie to me? 487 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,640 I didn't. I did have a breakfast meeting. 488 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,580 Ron and I had bacon butties while we were collating the signatures. 489 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:56,819 But why? 490 00:23:56,820 --> 00:24:00,400 Why did you turn down a morning in bed with me to annoy passers -by outside a 491 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,400 building site? 492 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,160 Have you seen what they're doing? 493 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:08,400 It's horrible. Another slice of London's history condemned to the scrap heap. I 494 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400 felt I had to do something. 495 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,600 Oh, but honestly, blethering on about ghosts and spirits. 496 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:14,960 Well, somebody had to make a stand. 497 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,920 That's what I wanted you to do this morning. 498 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,320 So do you think your pathetic demonstration achieved anything? 499 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,760 No, not yet. 500 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,700 Oh, you're not going back? 501 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,260 I'm marked. It's Saturday tomorrow. 502 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:31,100 I mean, West Ham are playing at home and their supporters will sign anything. 503 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,560 It's madness trying this in broad daylight. 504 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:39,500 This way, with a bit of luck, security guards will have dozed off. 505 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,080 Oh, no. 506 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,220 Where did they come from? 507 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,460 Huntington. 508 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,760 What? 509 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,160 Huntington, New York. 510 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,640 A mate of mine used to work for them. What do we do now? 511 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,500 Go home and get back to bed. 512 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:58,080 No. We break in and find an alternate route. 513 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,410 my opinion, if you're only going to ignore it. 514 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,320 What are we looking for? 515 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,420 1941, of course. 516 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,000 Oh, no, that's not fair. 517 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:14,200 There should be a sign. Did you see a sign saying, Guard dogs patrol this 518 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,760 Because I did not see a sign. Gary, signs don't matter. 519 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,640 Get in an arse full of rottweiler gnashes. That's what matters. 520 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,040 Hurry up! 521 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:50,220 Bloody hell! 522 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,460 Move over, Doctor Who. 523 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,580 Nothing ventured? 524 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,260 Be nice when it's finished, won't it? 525 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:15,420 Good morning, lady. 526 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,620 Any room for a refugee escaping from the smell of Mrs Bloss's cooking? 527 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,260 You're up early. 528 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,700 I wanted to be the first to wish you happy birthday. Happy birthday, Phoebe. 529 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,020 And? 530 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,100 Ta -da! 531 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,340 That is the smallest one I've ever seen. 532 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,720 Well, there is a war on, you know. 533 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:39,839 There you go. 534 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,220 All right, birthday girl. 535 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,940 Blow it out and make a wish. 536 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,380 What did you wish for? 537 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,180 What do you think? 538 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,780 I do miss you when you go away, Gary. 539 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:56,740 I know. 540 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,860 I wish I could be here all the time. Hey, Gary, now, I've told you before. 541 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,320 I don't need any explanations. 542 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,840 I know you're not like that George Harrison. 543 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,500 Whenever he's away from his wife for a couple of nights, she knows what he's up 544 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,500 to. 545 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,100 How would she know? 546 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,360 Well, deep down inside, a woman always knows. 547 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880 Piece of cake? 548 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400 I wish it was sleepy. 549 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,740 I only wish it was. 550 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:34,040 Good night, sweetheart Sleep will banish sorrow 551 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:40,620 Good night, sweetheart Till we meet 552 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,620 tomorrow 553 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,440 We talk.