1 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,083 Come on, come on. 2 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:16,625 There! Head for that lighthouse, noble reindeer. 3 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:25,833 Evening, Sants! 4 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:27,542 Thanks, Bill! 5 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:29,875 Whoa! 6 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:47,667 We made it! The last town in England. 7 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,833 Nearly home. 8 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:52,292 Oh, no. I thought getting here was the hard part, 9 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:55,125 but it turns out we've got a town full of problems, 10 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:59,417 and it's going to take a big man with a big beard to solve them. 11 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,333 Hmm! 12 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:07,125 Yes, that handsome fellow in the red onesie is me, Santa Claus. 13 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:09,792 And tonight has been a blizzard of bother. 14 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:13,167 Down to one reindeer and the worst storm in history. 15 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:16,000 - But that wasn't going to stop me. - Hup! 16 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:20,958 Christmas in Wellington-on-Sea sure needed a giant sackful of fixing. 17 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,583 Ooh! 18 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,292 You're about to hear the tale 19 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:34,458 of one of the most challenging nights of my long career. 20 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,708 Looking back, 21 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:40,250 I think it all started going wrong with the school Christmas play, 22 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,667 December 22nd, 4:00 p.m. 23 00:02:56,833 --> 00:03:01,875 Wrap up warm and get ready for That Christmas. 24 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,333 And here are our unfortunate heroes. 25 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:11,125 There's the new kid in town, Danny. 26 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:13,167 Trying hard not to be seen. 27 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:18,042 Well, except by the love of his life, Anxious Sam. 28 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:21,375 Oh. Have you seen my sister? She's supposed to play Joseph. 29 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,875 Uh... no. 30 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,958 And finally, our local rebel, Bernadette. 31 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:29,667 Okay, kids. Time to unleash your brilliance on the world. 32 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,458 A free-spirited force of nature and director of the show. 33 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:34,208 Perfect. Gorgeous. 34 00:03:34,292 --> 00:03:37,292 Three minutes to curtain. Do not disappoint me. 35 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,250 Oh, Charlie. Where are you? 36 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,958 Don't worry, Sam, she'll show up. We've got loads of time. 37 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:44,458 If she doesn't, you can do her part. Here, start warming up. 38 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:46,333 Oh, no. No, no, no. 39 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:49,333 You wrote it. You know the lines and you're identical twins. 40 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,458 So, from a DNA perspective, you're basically interchangeable. 41 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:56,042 No. Wait, Bernadette. In fact, Charlie and I are actually very different. 42 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,375 - Year Threes. - Bernie, I... 43 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,042 Two minutes to curtain. 44 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,500 Yes, Ms. Trapper. 45 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:05,542 Psst. Psst! 46 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,792 Danny! 47 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,708 Where's Dad? 48 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,583 Hey, new boy. 49 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,417 What are you supposed to be? 50 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,875 Yeah, what are you? 51 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,625 I'm a chickpea. 52 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,833 Then why do you look like a big potato? 53 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:23,167 Uh, well... 54 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,625 Thirty seconds to go. 55 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:27,458 Okay. This is getting a bit serious now. 56 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:28,917 Has anyone seen Charlie? 57 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,917 Anyone? 58 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:38,417 Thanks for joining us, Charlie. Show time. 59 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,125 Let's light this candle. 60 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,958 Charlie, where have you been? 61 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:49,000 I decided my character has a beard. 62 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:50,417 Is that dog's hair? 63 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,583 Might be. 64 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,625 Trust me, sis, it's gonna be a triumph. 65 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,375 Samantha. Bernadette. 66 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,500 You're on. God help us all. 67 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,833 Absolutely love school plays. 68 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,375 Said nobody, ever. 69 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,500 Start the Kissmass play! 70 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:10,250 Woohoo! 71 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,250 Children in costumes they can barely see out of 72 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:15,417 and a steep drop, what could possibly go wrong? 73 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,333 - Jesus... - Oh, God. 74 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:21,917 ...was a cool dude. 75 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,583 A beard, long hair, into woodwork. 76 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,167 A hipster, basically. 77 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,875 He wouldn't have wanted us to do the same boring Christmas story 78 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,833 year after year, right, parents? 79 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:32,083 - Uh... - Huh? 80 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,208 Exactly. 81 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,417 He'd want a strictly vegetarian, multi-cultural fun fest 82 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,542 with lots of pop songs and stuff about climate change, 83 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,292 written by our resident genius, Sam. 84 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,708 - Over to you. - Uh, yes. 85 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:49,208 I thought it might be a good idea to change things... 86 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:52,167 - Oh, uh... Great speech, Sam. - Right. 87 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:58,333 Strap in, shape up and gird those loins for The Three Wise Women! 88 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,708 Hit it, Mrs. Beccles. 89 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,208 Off we go, Sam. Yeah! 90 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:05,875 Harry. 91 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,375 Curtain up. 92 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:09,917 Oh! 93 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,167 After a very long journey on foot 94 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,792 because obviously we don't approve of flying, 95 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,042 we've at last arrived in Bethlehem. 96 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:17,958 Finally. 97 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:22,333 We must find somewhere to stay because my wife Mary is pregnant... 98 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:23,667 Oh no! 99 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,458 Oh... 100 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:30,083 ...with a large watermelon. 101 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:31,042 Charlie! 102 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,458 Quality improv. 103 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:38,958 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 104 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:42,458 ♪ Happy birthday Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 105 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:45,292 There, follow that star! 106 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:48,292 Whoo! Whoa! Yeouch! 107 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:53,750 We used to be shepherds but now we're organic vegetable farmers. 108 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,583 We've come to see Jesus 109 00:06:55,667 --> 00:07:00,167 with our flock of broccoli, sweetcorn, aubergines... 110 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,083 - Hi, Mum. - ...and a chickpea. 111 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,542 And a chickpea! 112 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,125 Chickpea. 113 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,708 ...who looks a bit like a potato. 114 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:17,083 ♪ Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep ♪ 115 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:22,958 ♪ But I've made up my mind I'm keeping my baby ♪ 116 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:23,875 Oh dear. 117 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,458 ♪ She's going to keep her baby. ♪ 118 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,625 - Oh, no... - Oh! 119 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,250 Oops. 120 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,125 - Nice one, Teddy. - Silence! 121 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,292 Change quietly then join your parents. 122 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,333 Yes, Ms. Trapper. 123 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:46,750 Tomorrow, sanity will return and we will celebrate term's end 124 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:50,250 with quadruple algebra and a lice inspection. 125 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,792 Huh. 126 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,083 Now, move! 127 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:55,417 Bye! 128 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,417 Well done, new kid. Nice potato. 129 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,333 Uh... I... 130 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:00,000 - Bye, Teddy. - Oh, never mind. 131 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,042 Move up, move up. 132 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:04,292 - Hey guys, did you like the show? - I absolutely loved it. 133 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,625 Sweet. All of it? 134 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:06,833 Well... 135 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:09,958 I wasn't completely sure about all the story changes, Bernie. 136 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:10,958 Oh. 137 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:14,042 Yeah, and some of the dialogue was a bit... modern. 138 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,875 That was the whole point. What about the jokes? 139 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:18,958 I don't think Jesus and jokes go together, dear. 140 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:20,250 So, let's get this clear. 141 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,000 You liked everything except the story, dialogue and the jokes? 142 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,667 That only leaves the title. 143 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,250 Oh, yes. Hated the title. 144 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,542 Ugh. 145 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,583 Clearly the Christmas revolution is going to have to wait, Evie. 146 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,083 Oh. Steady on, Basil. 147 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:37,125 Come on, keep up, tortoises. 148 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:41,333 Charlie was so late. I've never been more terrified. 149 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,667 Yes, you have. You're frightened of everything. 150 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:44,583 Am not. 151 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:47,667 Climate change, bee extinction, bees full stop. Thursdays. 152 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,583 Me doing something naughty and getting caught. 153 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,500 Me doing something naughty and not getting caught. 154 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,583 Clowns. Safety pins. Unsafe pins. 155 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,542 Did I miss anything? 156 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,292 Infinity. There's just so much of it. 157 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,167 I rest my case! 158 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,917 Watch out, there's a big... 159 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,333 Charlie! 160 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,625 It's a very lovely town, Wellington. 161 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:10,125 One of my favorites in all of England. 162 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:14,667 A seaside world of bicycles, bumpy bridges, bad driving... 163 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,708 Into the hairpin... 164 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:17,750 ...sparkly streets 165 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:21,375 and a boatload of wonderful Christmas traditions 166 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,542 organized by my old pal, 167 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,750 Lighthouse Bill. 168 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:26,333 Looking good, chaps! 169 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,458 Everyone very keen on Christmas... 170 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,875 Evening, McNutts! 171 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,708 ...and I mean everyone. 172 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,417 Ah, at last. 173 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,167 Okay, neighbors, abandon chariot. 174 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,333 I'm never setting foot in this wretched sardine can again. 175 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,250 Shh, Harry. 176 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,542 Thanks, Driver McNutt. 177 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,708 My pleasure, kids. 178 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,208 Last school run tomorrow 179 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:51,917 then after my delightful sister's wedding, 180 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,167 the Barn Family Christmas bonanza begins. 181 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,000 Best Christmas ever! 182 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,167 - See you tomorrow! Bye! - Same Christmas, always. 183 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,083 Hi, Mum. 184 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:05,625 Mum? 185 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,958 Hi Danny, fab chickpea acting! 186 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,375 Sorry I had to leave. 187 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,292 How'd it go? 188 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,958 Well, it would have been better if Dad had turned up. 189 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:19,667 And if the most beautiful and cleverest girl on Earth 190 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,583 hadn't totally ignored me. 191 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:22,875 It was a disaster. 192 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,542 Ah, that's nice. 193 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,167 My shift ends at midnight. Dinner's in the oven... 194 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,708 Overcooked brown slop. You're welcome! 195 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,250 Thanks, Mum. 196 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:38,458 Love you, little slug. 197 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:40,583 And one day she will too. 198 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,583 Last one to the top is a rotten egg. 199 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,708 Charlie, be careful. 200 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,167 I'm not racing. 201 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,375 I just want to be in bed by nine. 202 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,625 You can't catch me! Boo! 203 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,458 I win again. 204 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,667 Is there nothing I'm not good at? 205 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:58,625 Yes. 206 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,708 Being good. 207 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,792 Don't you think you should tidy those things up before Santa comes? 208 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,542 Oh, found it. 209 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,250 Wow. 210 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,208 - Those are new. - Yep. 211 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:10,750 Just dropping a hint for Santa. 212 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,708 I like those shiny guitars too. 213 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,458 In fact, it's top of my wish list. 214 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,542 Those are not "shiny guitars". 215 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:19,375 They are Single Cone National Resonators. 216 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,917 And there you go. 217 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,542 "Santa, gimme or else..." 218 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,750 Or else what? 219 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,208 Or else I'll catch him in a sack and I'll shave off his beard. 220 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:31,083 You can't blackmail Santa, Charlie. 221 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,167 Oh, don't stress, Samski. 222 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,417 The fat present dispenser gets me. 223 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,208 Oh, look. 224 00:11:37,292 --> 00:11:39,292 It really is snowing now. 225 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,333 Wow, so pretty. 226 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:45,667 Yeah. Pretty big fun in store. 227 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:50,333 With you, Charlie, big fun always means big trouble. 228 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,292 - Oh, no. - What? 229 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,500 Don't tell me that was Buddy's hair in your beard? 230 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,542 Come on! You're all wet and cold. 231 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,458 Maybe. 232 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,708 Seriously. If you do one more naughty thing, 233 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,000 Santa won't leave you any presents at all 234 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:07,458 and then it'll be the worst Christmas ever. 235 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,208 Right. So you get the picture. 236 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:13,625 Christmas was knocking on Wellington's front door. 237 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:18,583 And everything was about to get a lot more complicated. 238 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:19,708 Blimey. 239 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:23,458 Snow can be a very mixed blessing. 240 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:35,542 Wow. 241 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,208 Snow day? 242 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,833 School's closed! 243 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,875 - Yeah! - Death to Trapper's terrible test! Ow! 244 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,083 - Nice. - Ugh. Not happening. 245 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,042 Morning, darling. 246 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,000 Don't say it. 247 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,208 Absolutely love snow day! 248 00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:52,208 - And you said it. - Snow day! 249 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,917 - Let the snowball fight-ageddon begin. - Yay! 250 00:12:56,250 --> 00:13:00,375 Holy-flipping-moly! 251 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,333 What am I gonna do? 252 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:03,875 Snow day! 253 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,500 Snow day! 254 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:28,542 - Oh, my gosh, did you...? Wow. - Ooh. 255 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:32,542 Late, late, late. Good morning! I can't believe I'm so late! 256 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,167 Good luck at school today, Danno. And don't you be late! 257 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,708 I won't. 258 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,458 Wow. Look at that. 259 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,542 That's some serious snow. 260 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,583 Thanks for the tea and toast, eh. 261 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,375 You're welcome. You were late last night. Hot date? 262 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:58,042 Yes, with a 78-year-old on a bed pan. 263 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,167 Speaking of hot dates, 264 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,292 how's the Sam Romance Campaign going? 265 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,458 There's no campaign, Mum. It's been six months. 266 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:08,417 I'm still the invisible new boy. Except to Terrifying Ms. Trapper I'm not. 267 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,167 Well, if love was easy 268 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,042 your father wouldn't have run off with his 25-year-old dental nurse. 269 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,042 Mum. Don't be like that when he comes back, okay? 270 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,542 I just want a fun Christmas. Like we used to have. 271 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,375 I know, sweetheart. But you know what? 272 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,042 It's only a matter of time before you sweep Sam off her feet 273 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,542 and blaze off into the sunset on your monster truck. 274 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,792 Plenty of holes in that plan. 275 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:32,125 Not a big girl sweeper-upper and total lack of truck. 276 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,833 Well, insignificant details. 277 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:37,375 I'm shy, she's anxious. It's hopeless. 278 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,167 Whew. 279 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,833 Everyone, come on out! 280 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,042 Wait for me! 281 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,083 Coming! 282 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,042 Yeouch! 283 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,708 Look what an angel I am. 284 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,917 Wow. Snow day. 285 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,417 Not so fast, Williams. 286 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,500 Hello, Ms. Trapper. 287 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,417 Hello, Williams. 288 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,958 There's no one here. 289 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,292 Indeed. 290 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,667 I'd better go then. 291 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,083 - Unless you don't. - Sorry? 292 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:40,208 I assume you're here because your mother went to work early 293 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,792 and didn't receive the message. 294 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,208 So, you are free to catch up on your studies. 295 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,167 Well... Maybe. 296 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,417 Let me remind you of your current scholastic status. 297 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,333 Chemistry, 15th out of 16. 298 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:56,750 Maths, 16th out of 16. 299 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,083 Want me to continue? 300 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,208 Not really. 301 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,333 Very wise. Inside please, Master Williams. 302 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,458 I'm going to get you! 303 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,125 - This means war! - Teddy, duck! 304 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,708 - Oof. - Oh! 305 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,000 Right in the pie-hole. 306 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,625 Revenge! 307 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,125 Throw me, Bernie! 308 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,417 Are we at all worried about leaving poor Bernie with all our little monsters 309 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,833 when we go to the wedding tomorrow? 310 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,583 A bit, but... No. 311 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,542 She's pretty much an adult now and she can be very responsible. 312 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,208 Parent attack! 313 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,000 - Sometimes. - Ha! 314 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,167 Mm. I have my doubts. 315 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,958 She will get distracted by Netflix 316 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,375 and let the little ones start fires... 317 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,417 - Indoors. - Oh. 318 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:42,708 So, 2x squared minus 5y plus 7y is... 319 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:46,458 ...Henry VIII's fifth wife who was executed because she... 320 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,833 ...mixed acid with alkaline and then... 321 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:53,667 ...defined space-time singularities in her native Sanskrit. 322 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,167 Williams? 323 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,667 Williams! 324 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,042 Were you sleeping, Williams? 325 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,083 Uh, concentrating, Miss. 326 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,417 With your eyes closed? 327 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,375 Well, that's my most intense kind of concentration. 328 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,917 Take ten minutes outside. 329 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,875 Maybe the extreme cold will cryogenically reanimate your brain. 330 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,250 Charlie, what are you doing? 331 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,792 Shh... Here she comes. You're going to love this. 332 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,792 You stupid dog. Just wait until I get you inside. 333 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,292 Now watch. 334 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,333 You're a stubborn old fusspot. I don't know why I put up with you. 335 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,292 Where are my keys? 336 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,667 My feet are freezin'! 337 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,167 Ugh... Oh! No! 338 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,667 Well done. Buddy never gets a treat. 339 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,292 Wait for it. 340 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,625 Leave that alone, you wretched dog! Oh! 341 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,375 Help, I've been murdered! 342 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,208 Yes! Bullseye! Yes, yes! 343 00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,125 Charlotte Beccles! 344 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,125 Hmm? 345 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,583 If you had been concentrating on your physics lessons, Williams, 346 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,125 you would know that if an object of greater mass 347 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,583 is placed upon one of less great mass, you get mush. 348 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:54,083 You need to make the lower snowball larger than the upper one. 349 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,708 Simple Newtonian mechanics. 350 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,875 It was bigger. 351 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,333 But then a bit fell off. 352 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,458 Nonsense. 353 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,583 Do I have to teach you children everything? 354 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,375 Watch and learn. 355 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,583 And one. 356 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,917 Oof. 357 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,250 Two. 358 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500 Three. 359 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,042 Four. 360 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,542 Five. Six. 361 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:31,917 Seven. 362 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,375 And that is how you make a snowman. 363 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,500 Oh. 364 00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,833 Were you paying attention, Williams? 365 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,042 Uhm, yes. 366 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,917 Then make him a wife. 367 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,917 Uh... 368 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,417 Not bad. 369 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,833 Oh. 370 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,625 Oh, for goodness sake. Now, time for physics. 371 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,708 Yes, Miss. 372 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:21,708 Or you could do more practical physics 373 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,458 and build this gentleman and his slightly wonky wife 374 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:25,375 somewhere to live. 375 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,792 What do you think, Williams? 376 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:33,667 She just happened to be standing under the wrong tree at the wrong time. 377 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,292 It was a tragic mistake. 378 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,000 Was it a mistake? 379 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,583 Well... quite a lucky tragic mistake. 380 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,000 Charlie. 381 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,292 Right. I think that's quite enough snow day for you two. 382 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,708 Let's just have an hour of reading, shall we? 383 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,375 Oh! 384 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,167 Oh! 385 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,250 I... 386 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:08,250 ♪ He's making a list He's checking it twice ♪ 387 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:13,333 ♪ He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice ♪ 388 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:14,458 Very subtle, Mum. 389 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:18,667 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 390 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,833 ♪ To town ♪ 391 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,125 She is so doomed. 392 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,583 Come on, Evie. 393 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,208 - Kids, mince pies on the table! - Bernie, piggy-back. 394 00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:37,750 Oh, mince pies! 395 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,250 Abandon ship! 396 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,208 If only we could run the world, 397 00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:43,333 it would be so much more fun. Don't you think, Evie? 398 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,458 - Yes! Much more fun! - Wait for me guys, wait! 399 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,500 Yeouch! Come on! 400 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,875 Voilà! Simple Newton mechanics. 401 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:09,125 Well, yes, I-I think that's satisfactory. 402 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,167 You've turned out to be not so much of a dullard as you seem. 403 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,708 And that is the bell. 404 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,125 Pack up and home, Williams. 405 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,500 Oh. Already. Okay. 406 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:22,708 That was the most fun I've had at school ever! 407 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:24,250 Can I just ask? 408 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,583 Where did you get so good at snow? 409 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,708 No. You may not. Off you go. 410 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,042 Ah, poor Danny. 411 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:45,333 It's hard making new friends sometimes, isn't it? 412 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:46,833 Wait for me, guys. 413 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:52,625 I always think that Christmas is a bit like an emotional magnifying glass. 414 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:56,167 If you feel loved and happy, Christmas will make you feel 415 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,625 even happier and more loved. 416 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:05,125 But if you feel alone and unloved, the magnifier gets to work 417 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:09,000 and makes all those bad things bigger and worse. 418 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:16,875 And the last thing anyone needs is a blizzard making things even trickier. 419 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,375 See, I told you the storm would be over by the time we leave. 420 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,167 Look, it's clearing up. 421 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,083 Tragically. 422 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,708 Right, Bernadette, you're in charge. 423 00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:34,583 Great. More whooping it up, people. 424 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:38,250 After you've done all the things on the Christmas Eve to do list. 425 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,125 Okay. 426 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,167 So it's going to be exactly the same as always? 427 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,250 Of course. All the traditions. 428 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,833 Turkey lunch, lovely old Christmas film, lovely Christmas walk. 429 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:51,750 Absolutely love the tradition of traditional traditions. 430 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:53,708 Everyone does. 431 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,750 But do they? Completely sure about that? 432 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,458 Well yes, I think we are. 433 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,167 When did you start wanting to change Christmas, Bernie? 434 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,958 When I stopped being six, Mum. 435 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,833 Okay, well, be that as it may, just get the jobs done. That's your job. 436 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:08,042 Get the job done, Bernie. 437 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,042 Then wonderful Christmas begins 438 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,208 the moment we're back. 439 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:13,125 Oh. 440 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,458 Oh, sorry. I thought... I thought we were all going to whoop. 441 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,708 Oh, no. I never whoop. 442 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,667 Bye-bye. 443 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,583 Bye, kids! 444 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,000 - Bye, Dad! - Have a nice night! 445 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,875 Well, at least we have eight parent-free hours. 446 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,500 Yes! Eight kid-free hours! 447 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333 Absolutely love kids. 448 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:34,167 But it's nice to get away from them sometimes. 449 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,500 - Huh? - Whoa. 450 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:37,458 Aww. 451 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:41,000 Nice try, Eve McQueen, my little escape artist. 452 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,125 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 453 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,500 Bye again... 454 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,417 Okay, fellow inmates, 455 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,000 the prison sentence starts with a long list. 456 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,917 Yeouch. 457 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,083 Absolutely love ferries. 458 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,917 It's like a boat giving a car a piggy back. 459 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,125 You love paperclips. 460 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,292 Oh, yeah, I really love paperclips. 461 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,708 The Rolls Royce of holding things together. 462 00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:09,958 Is it just me or are those very dark clouds on the horizon? 463 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,458 Hmm. 464 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,708 In breaking news, 465 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:18,250 if you thought the snow was over, you were wrong. 466 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,208 Here comes The Big Blizzard Two. 467 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,917 The sequel is heading south 468 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,875 and it's definitely getting worse! 469 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,750 Oh yes, I suppose so. Okay, yes. 470 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:29,917 I know. 471 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,375 All right, well good luck. And thank you, Angie. 472 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,625 Right, we have a major situation. 473 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,542 What? What is it? 474 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,792 The snow has cut off the town 475 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,625 and the butcher didn't get his Christmas delivery, 476 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:42,708 and that means Farmer Yirrell is the only one with fresh turkeys so... 477 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,792 No. Yirrell is the worst. He's a truly terrible turkey torturer. 478 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,167 And he used to call me names at school. 479 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,875 Nevertheless, we can't have Christmas without a turkey. 480 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:53,417 Why not? They deserve to live. 481 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,625 Because without turkeys, it just wouldn't be Christmas. 482 00:25:56,708 --> 00:26:00,042 Can't we celebrate without a turkey? We can make an aubergine or... 483 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,000 Charlie! Charlie, my lovely girl. 484 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,333 It's time to go. 485 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,833 Oh. 486 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,875 Come on. Get a wiggle on. 487 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,333 Oh, shame. 488 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,625 What? 489 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,917 Ho-ho! Well, well, well, here they come. 490 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,792 Here they darn well come. 491 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:23,000 Time to turn meat into money. 492 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,250 Easy now, there's turkeys for everyone. 493 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,958 Someone should do something about this hellhole. 494 00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,583 They really should. 495 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:34,125 Just as a matter of interest, Mr. Yirrell, what are you charging? 496 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,500 Oh, you know me, Specky-Beccles. 497 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,250 Only double the normal price. 498 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,625 - Double? - For the small ones, yeah. 499 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,000 Triple for the chunkadunks, 500 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,500 on account of the recent fluctuation in market conditions. 501 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,542 Is that legal? 502 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,125 Thing is, we need the turkey. 503 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,042 Cash payments only. I will be donating... 504 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,208 ...all of the profits to myself. 505 00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,417 Don't call me that. 506 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,542 Charlie. 507 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,833 Do you have enough change? 508 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,750 Come to mama. 509 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:09,958 Places, please. No fighting, folks, 510 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,708 or I'll get out me cattle prod. 511 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:13,500 Yes! 512 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:19,667 - Oh, no. - Oh, Charlie, what are you doing? 513 00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:23,792 Let us view the merchandise, shall we? 514 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,167 - Mr. Yirrell, uh... - Huh? 515 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:29,875 I don't want to delay you, but are those t-turkeys free range? 516 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:34,375 Well, yes, they're free to range all around their... cage. Yeah. 517 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,000 - And, um... corn fed? - Eh? 518 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:41,625 Well, no, not all corn fed more... mud fed. 519 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,167 Move. Move you daft blobs. Move. 520 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,833 Right, no more questions from the irritating child. 521 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,375 Behind this door are proper birds... 522 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:54,542 Come on. Come on. Come on. 523 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:56,958 No! 524 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,833 Back off. Back off. Back off. 525 00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:04,792 Ladies and gentlemen, juicy and jolly, Yirrell's finest. 526 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,542 It's turkey time! 527 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,000 Eh? Whoa! 528 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,625 Ooh, grab one! 529 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,167 Gotcha! Oof! 530 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:23,917 Why do bad things always happen to good people? 531 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:28,667 Charlie, you've ruined Christmas lunch for everyone. 532 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,583 Except the turkeys. I imagine this rather made their day. 533 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:33,625 Well, yes, nice for the turkeys, 534 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,917 but Santa's now definitely not coming to you. 535 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,958 And can't you see that spoils everything for me as well 536 00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:42,042 because... because it spoils it for you. 537 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,708 And there we go. 538 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,708 A Christmas custard for when Dad gets here. 539 00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:51,458 Wow. White slop. 540 00:28:51,542 --> 00:28:54,542 Exactly. With extra slop on top. 541 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,292 Now look, love, I really have to run. 542 00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,458 I know it's Christmas Eve but you and your Dad will have so much fun together. 543 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:01,917 He'll be here in an hour. 544 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,417 I bet with more presents than Santa. See ya. 545 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,458 Oh. Don't forget the shopping list. 546 00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:09,750 Huh? 547 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,667 You could get a little gift for your dad 548 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,333 at the Beccles shop. 549 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,542 Where Sam Beccles lives... 550 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,833 Huh. 551 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:21,083 It's getting worse, careful down there. 552 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:23,208 Don't bother rolling it up, just get it down. 553 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:24,375 Whoa! 554 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,667 So long, Singalong. 555 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,500 Happy Christmas. Uh... 556 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,250 No. Happy X-mas Eve, Sammo. 557 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,542 Merry Christmas, Sam. 558 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,167 Sam? Come on, love. 559 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,208 - Thank you. - Oh. Hi, Danny. 560 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,250 Uh... Yes. Danny... That's right. 561 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,458 Hi, Sam. Fancy seeing you here. 562 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,208 I live here. 563 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:51,458 Uh... Yes. Right. Of course. 564 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,542 I knew that. 565 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,375 Um... 566 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,333 Just doing some last minute shopping. 567 00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:58,958 Uh... 568 00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:01,500 Or would be, if you weren't shutting. 569 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,667 Sorry. 570 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,708 - Nobody's out because of the... - Blizzard? 571 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:08,625 I was going to say "rapidly evolving climate change disaster." 572 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:11,542 Yes. Climat-astrophe. 573 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,250 Um... 574 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:18,792 It's just my dad's coming, and I was going to buy his favorite thing. 575 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:19,708 Wine gums. 576 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:21,917 Oh. I like them too. I-In fact... 577 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,833 Here. 578 00:30:23,917 --> 00:30:27,125 Oh, wow. Great. Thank you. 579 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,042 Orange. His favorite color. 580 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:32,125 Except green. And yellow... 581 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,417 It needs a bit of a clean. Sorry. 582 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,333 Wine gums are much better without fluff, on the whole. 583 00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:42,750 Yeah. Flufflessness. Always good. 584 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,583 Would you like to come in and warm up for a minute, 585 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:51,333 out of the climat-astrophe? 586 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,042 Oh, yes! 587 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,458 No. Best get home. 588 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:56,375 Oh. 589 00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,875 Don't want to miss the big moment when my dad arrives. 590 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,458 Oh, okay. Exciting. 591 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,458 Bye then, Danny. 592 00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:06,583 Merry Christmas... I hope, for you. 593 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,000 Goodbye... Sam. 594 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,375 Why did I say no? 595 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:25,125 I am the feeblest human alive. 596 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,208 Everything okay in there? 597 00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:32,625 Uh. Yes. All good. Thanks. 598 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,000 Oh, Charlie, please. 599 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,500 ♪ Boom-shaka-laka ♪ 600 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,792 Can't we go now? 601 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,250 One last boogie! 602 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,958 You're right. We'd better get back to the kids. 603 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,208 We have to get to that ferry, now. 604 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,417 It should be here somewhere. 605 00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:12,167 - Oh, no. - Oh, no! 606 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,167 Oh, yes. 607 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,625 Don't panic. 608 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,875 My app thingy says there's a bridge to Sherringham 609 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,125 at the other end of the island. 610 00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,292 We'll take the scenic route. 611 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:21,917 Absolutely love bridges. 612 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,917 They're like roads that hover. 613 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,625 Clever birdies. 614 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,042 And where do you think you're going, Houdini? 615 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,875 Come on. Lots to do. They'll be back soon. 616 00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,500 Come on. You've got this. 617 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,167 If you feel yourself losing traction, steer into the skid. 618 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,958 No, don't steer off the bridge, we'll drown! 619 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,708 I can't look. 620 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,875 Come on, old girl. You can do it. 621 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,042 - Ooh! - What did I tell you? 622 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,292 Plain sailing from here. 623 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,958 Watch out! Look! 624 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,625 Brace, brace, brace. 625 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,042 Stop, stop, stop. 626 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,542 Ooh! 627 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,667 Stop! 628 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:27,708 Okay. 629 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,125 Were those... 630 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,125 - ...turkeys? - Turkeys? 631 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:34,167 Well, we appear to be facing the wrong direction. 632 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,542 Nothing a three-point turn can't fix. 633 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:39,292 Careful, careful or you'll go over the... 634 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,833 ...edge. 635 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,333 Quick. Reverse. 636 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,875 Oh, it's not working. Give it some welly. 637 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:48,292 I'm trying! 638 00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:50,375 You can do it! 639 00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:53,333 I've got it! Everyone lean back. 640 00:33:53,417 --> 00:33:56,250 Oh, yes. Good idea, Harry. Just a little bit more. 641 00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,083 - Yes! - Hurray! 642 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:03,750 No, Teddy. Not over there. 643 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,958 Phone! 644 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,875 Who is it? Is it Mum? 645 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:08,917 Hi, Bernadette. 646 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,417 Hi, guys. What's up? 647 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,042 So, um, there's been a tiny hiccup, 648 00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:16,875 and it looks like we may not make it back tonight. 649 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,458 You won't be home for Christmas? 650 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:21,125 What? They won't be home for Christmas? 651 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,083 It's a possibility. 652 00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:25,250 Mum, what happened to your hair? 653 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,292 Uh, yes, it's nothing. 654 00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:31,167 Uh, so, Bernadette, 655 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,583 you'll all have to stay together in the barn, okay? 656 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,958 Right, but what about our Christmas stockings? 657 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,458 Save some phone power to call for help. 658 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:40,000 You'll have to improvise. 659 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,583 Lock all the doors and stay together. 660 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,708 Nobody goes outside until we're back. Okay? 661 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:44,625 Really? 662 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,542 - Teddy, lock the door. - Yes, boss. 663 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:51,708 We'll be fine. I think we'll be fine... 664 00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:53,500 Just remember to keep an eye on Evie, 665 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:56,167 and I'm sure we'll be back by morning. 666 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:59,917 Or not, if we don't call the emergency services. 667 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,833 Huh? 668 00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:02,125 But... 669 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,458 - No parents? - Seriously? 670 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,750 I'm very, very sad now. 671 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,500 All right, click and release. 672 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,250 Here, let me help. 673 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,792 No, now your arm is on my... 674 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,000 - Ow. No. Ooh. - Uh... 675 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,375 Is everyone okay? 676 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:19,583 Okay? 677 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,458 Gentle, gentle. Aah! 678 00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:23,375 Uh, I said "gentle," Harry. 679 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,333 Oh, it can't be that bad. 680 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,667 Oh, it's... it's... It's that bad. 681 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,958 Uh, maybe we could walk home? 682 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,792 Only if you want to lose your toes, 683 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,792 your fingers, and other soft bits to certain frostbite. 684 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:39,375 No. We must stay in the van. 685 00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:42,917 I can't believe we won't be there for Santa and the stockings. 686 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,500 Oh, you shouldn't worry about that. 687 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:45,417 Shouldn't I? 688 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,167 No, you should worry about freezing to death out here 689 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,458 and never seeing another Christmas of any kind. 690 00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,833 Righto. 691 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:55,125 That won't happen. Beyoncé's engine will keep the heat on. 692 00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,417 Ugh, 693 00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,417 Oh no. 694 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:04,042 You secretly named this ridiculous old van after Beyoncé? 695 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,417 No, no. I mean, not that Beyoncé. 696 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:07,833 Huh? 697 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,375 Right, God hates me. And that's official. 698 00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:21,167 Dad! 699 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,708 Hi Danny, I'm so sorry, all the roads are blocked. 700 00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:25,042 - Oh. - There's so much snow. 701 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,167 Oh, the snow. 702 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,750 Yeah, it's really bad out there. 703 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,833 Right. 704 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,542 I'll try to make it there for the New Years. 705 00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:31,500 Yes. 706 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,958 - You won't be too sad, will you? - No. 707 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,833 We'll make up for it next year, okay? It will be great. 708 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:38,000 Next year. 709 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,458 - I'm sure Santa will... - Yes. 710 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,208 - Merry Christmas, kiddo, love you. - Merry Christmas. 711 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:48,417 ♪ I'm alone this December It's the last light of the day ♪ 712 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:54,625 ♪ Oh, I can't help but wonder If you feel the same ♪ 713 00:36:54,708 --> 00:37:00,625 ♪ Oh I guess I'll surrender To the tears and the pain ♪ 714 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:06,208 ♪ And the cold we are under Will remain ♪ 715 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:09,167 ♪ You were the hearth light ♪ 716 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:12,125 ♪ My fire that died ♪ 717 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,875 ♪ Waiting for morning sunrise ♪ 718 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:17,792 Oh. 719 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,917 ♪ There is nothing under the tree That I wished for ♪ 720 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,125 ♪ I want you to come back to me ♪ 721 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,708 ♪ And be like before ♪ 722 00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:36,917 ♪ Have I lost you? And nothing will ever fill the hole ♪ 723 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,917 ♪ My heart will be here under the tree... ♪ 724 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,667 Do you think Santa will ever find us? 725 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,833 Huh? 726 00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:47,375 Huh? 727 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,708 Of course he will. 728 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:55,417 Hey, what does pink bird want Father Christmas to bring? 729 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,167 Just Mummy and Daddy. 730 00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,458 Oh... 731 00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,708 I know, Evie. I know. 732 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,833 - Night, everyone. - Night, night. 733 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,292 - Night. - Night night. 734 00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:06,292 Goodnight. 735 00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:09,250 Whose foot is this, by the way? 736 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,625 Oh, uh, that's mine. 737 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:11,958 Well, please move it. 738 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,917 Not to there! 739 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,417 As predicted, the worst Christmas ever. 740 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:24,250 ♪ There is nothing under the tree... ♪ 741 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,208 ♪ I want you to come back to me... ♪ 742 00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:31,542 Ugh, I told you to leave sooner. 743 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:40,042 I can't believe Dad. 744 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,375 I'm sure he tried. 745 00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:49,583 At least we have each other. We'll make a great day of it. 746 00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:56,458 Will Santa even come at all if you're sleeping in my bed? 747 00:38:56,542 --> 00:39:00,042 Of course he will, darling. Of course he will. 748 00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:03,500 Do you know what? 749 00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:08,875 If I'd been able to choose between Father Christmas and my actual dad, 750 00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,917 I'd probably have chosen Dad. 751 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:16,000 ♪ My heart will be here under the tree ♪ 752 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,833 ♪ Just letting you know ♪ 753 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:28,333 Oh, dear. What a mess. 754 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:34,000 Remember when I said that this Christmas needed a sackful of fixing? 755 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,958 Well, this is where I came in. 756 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,417 Hup! Hup! 757 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:03,792 Fly on, Dasher, most noble of reindeer. 758 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:06,208 Uh, I don't know if you've noticed, 759 00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:08,333 but there's a tiny bit of a blizzard going on here. 760 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,417 Nonsense! It's just a light breeze. 761 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,000 - Whoa! - Whoa! 762 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:16,708 Hey! Can't we just turn back? We've done all the good countries already. 763 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,958 No! We can't let a teeny bit of blizzard ruin Christmas. 764 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:22,458 There! Head for that lighthouse! 765 00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:24,875 Okay, I'm going! 766 00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:28,833 Oh, we're going to die! 767 00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:31,375 Whoa! 768 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,875 Whoa! Thanks, Bill! 769 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:39,750 - Evening, Sants! - Whoa! 770 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,250 Uh... 771 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,833 Whoa! Elf on the shelf! 772 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,542 Whoa! 773 00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:54,000 Whoa! Ah! Whoa! 774 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,417 Whoa! Ah! 775 00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:09,042 Ha ha! We made it. Nearly home. 776 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,417 Oh, no. 777 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,500 I thought getting here was the hard part 778 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,583 but it turns out we've got a town full of problems. 779 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,958 You can say that again. 780 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:18,875 All my mates are down with the red nose flu 781 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,958 and my sparkly hooves are in agony. 782 00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,125 Problem number one... 783 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,458 ...Danny Williams. 784 00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:28,625 Here goes. 785 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:33,500 If you take a tumble, I'm putting you in a home. 786 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,458 Have I ever taken a tumble? 787 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,125 Um... 788 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,500 Let's skip past this part, shall we? 789 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,000 Whoa! 790 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,417 Oh! 791 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,250 Ugh. 792 00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:01,083 Hmm. "A bit sad and lonely." 793 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,583 "Makes tea and toastie every morning for his Mum." 794 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,542 But now his dad hasn't turned up. 795 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,208 Terrible. Terrible. 796 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,167 Something extra special needed here. 797 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,000 Hmm. 798 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,667 Perfect. 799 00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:32,750 Hey, sweet antlers. 800 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:36,125 Uh, what about you and me go flying together? 801 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,333 I'll take that as a "no" then. 802 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:42,292 Problem number two. 803 00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:47,250 Five kids all in one barn and no parents. Oh! 804 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,750 Interesting challenge. 805 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,917 Sants, you won't get all those sacks down the chimney in one go. 806 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,750 I've been doing this a long time, my grumpy friend. 807 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,292 Hup! 808 00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:58,458 Hup! 809 00:42:58,958 --> 00:42:59,792 Oh! 810 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,500 One word. 811 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:11,958 One word from you and I will get myself a self-driving sleigh. 812 00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750 Hup! 813 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:16,375 Told you. 814 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,583 And that's two words. 815 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:25,458 Right. Stockings. Stockings? 816 00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:30,417 Very imaginative. Hmm. 817 00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,167 Super Santa creativity required here. 818 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,750 Yes. Very good. 819 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,000 Clever. 820 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,083 Perfect. 821 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:52,250 Over to you now, mighty Bernadette. 822 00:43:56,792 --> 00:44:00,208 Now, problem number three, the hardest of the lot, 823 00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:03,292 a pair of twins, one's been very good, but the other is... 824 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,833 The evil twin. There's always an evil twin. 825 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:09,333 No, not evil, but she's definitely been very naughty. 826 00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:10,333 What to do? 827 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,708 Ah, just flip a coin. 828 00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:14,792 We've still got Finland, Sweden 829 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:16,542 and that other one with all the lederhosen to do. 830 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:19,042 Don't rush me. This really matters. 831 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:22,000 Where would we be if everyone was naughty all the time? 832 00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,833 "Refused to tidy her room." 833 00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:47,125 "Shaved a dog to make a beard" and... good lord, 834 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:50,417 "Released all of Farmer Yirrell's turkeys." 835 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:57,875 Oh, get on with it, boss. 836 00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:00,792 My unmentionables are turning into snowballs out here. 837 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:05,250 Alas, alas, but it must be done. 838 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:10,625 For all the talk of who's naughty and who's nice, 839 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,458 it's actually incredibly rare for me 840 00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:18,708 to follow through with an empty stocking on actual Christmas night. 841 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,583 Oh, dear, that's a dreadful thing to do. 842 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:27,208 Right, where to next? Jamaica? Barbados? 843 00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:28,708 No. Iceland. 844 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,458 Hip, hip. 845 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,875 Farewell, Wellington-on-Sea! 846 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:45,667 I knew it would be okay. 847 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,292 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 848 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:56,167 Charlie Beccles, rock star supreme. 849 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,792 Oh, no. 850 00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,083 He got the wrong twin. 851 00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:49,542 Ahh... 852 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:55,167 Oh, no, what does that mean? Did you forget Finland again? 853 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:59,042 No, it's wonderful news. 854 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:01,250 Sorry pal, it's going to be a long night. 855 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:02,792 Long night? 856 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,542 It's already been one endless, 857 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:07,750 tear off your own antlers and eat them long night. 858 00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:10,833 Well, it's about to get longer. And marvelous! 859 00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:13,750 So where are we going, big man? 860 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,625 Back to Wellington-on-Sea. 861 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,792 The naughty twin turns out not to be naughty after all. 862 00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:22,792 Oh! This is my first Code Red for fifty years! 863 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,708 Code Red? Nice. 864 00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:27,375 Let's dust off one of these old beauties. 865 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,750 Right, time is tight. 866 00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:33,333 Let's blow a hole in the sky, baby. 867 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:34,500 All righty then. 868 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:37,667 I've got a little bit more left in the tank. Check this. 869 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,750 Whoa! 870 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,417 I love this job! 871 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:53,625 Oh, my goodness! 872 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,417 Charlie, Charlie! Look. 873 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,250 Santa came. Oh, gosh, look! 874 00:47:58,333 --> 00:47:59,917 Yeah, you got the guitar! 875 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,833 But why aren't you opening yours? 876 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:04,375 Well, I wasn't so lucky. 877 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:05,708 What do you mean? 878 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:09,125 I guess I was too naughty after all. I should have been less... 879 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:11,375 Charlie, it's bursting! 880 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:15,458 What? 881 00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:21,417 Oh, no, Sam's having a panic attack. 882 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,417 Brace yourself. 883 00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:25,750 She got a full stocking! 884 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,458 I got a full stocking. 885 00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:30,875 Oh, my gosh. Sam! 886 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,583 I was ready to call an ambulance. 887 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,417 Look at this one! 888 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,875 What is happening? Chocolate! 889 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,792 Oh, yes. 890 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,375 This is amazing! 891 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:42,625 Oh! 892 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:45,042 No way. Drumsticks! 893 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,458 Oh, there's something left in Charlie's. 894 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:48,708 Is there? 895 00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:49,917 I thought I felt something. 896 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,333 Um... uh... 897 00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:53,667 I don't think so. 898 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,958 Mum, it's just what I've always wanted. 899 00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,708 Oh, yes, isn't it? 900 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,708 Officially nice. 901 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,083 You did find something. 902 00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:04,458 No. I-It was nothing. 903 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,542 Oh, okay. 904 00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:07,542 Mum, listen to what I learnt at school. 905 00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:09,958 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 906 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:12,958 Good old Santa. 907 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:16,625 Merry Christmas, little slug. 908 00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:29,000 Yes! 909 00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:38,292 Look outside. 910 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,917 Flipping heck. 911 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,458 Huh? 912 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,417 Mummy? Daddy? 913 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,167 Oh, no, they're not back. 914 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,500 - Gosh. - Gosh. 915 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,417 Oof! Oh, gosh. 916 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,833 Christmas is ruined. 917 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:03,583 Or it's not. 918 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,417 Look in your stockings. Santa came. 919 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,500 - What? - Really? 920 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:10,958 And he's left some very interesting things. 921 00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:14,833 A blaster gun? Weird. 922 00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:16,833 A power washer? Double weird. 923 00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,917 A karaoke machine? 924 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,042 Hmm... 925 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,125 Whippedy cream! 926 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,417 Bit weird. 927 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,667 What's that? 928 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,083 - I don't get it. - Well, duh. 929 00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:29,958 Everyone, it's Christmas morning and our parents are nowhere to be seen, 930 00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:34,250 which could be a problem, true, but it seems to me 931 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,833 Santa's gifts are asking a very intriguing question. 932 00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:40,750 Do we always love everything about the Christmas arrangements? 933 00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,667 - Hmm... - Um... 934 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,750 Christmas lunch with all the trimmings? 935 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,167 - Ugh. - Sprouts. 936 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,458 Nope. 937 00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:48,708 Washing up after lunch? 938 00:50:48,792 --> 00:50:49,917 Finished. 939 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Uh... 940 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,292 Nuh-uh. 941 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,958 How about the big walk? 942 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,458 I don't seem to be able to walk straight. 943 00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:00,333 - No! - Yes! 944 00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,500 I mean, no. 945 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,417 And then the lovely old Christmas film. 946 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:11,958 I hate the lovely old Christmas film. 947 00:51:12,042 --> 00:51:15,542 Exactly as I thought. Do we think we could do a lot better? 948 00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:16,875 - Definitely. - Um, yes. 949 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:20,667 Right, so, big moment, kids. Big moment. 950 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,625 One of those moments that defines who we are. 951 00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,542 Do we have a vision for the future 952 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:29,375 that is better and brighter and always more fun? 953 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,792 Yes! 954 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:34,750 Children of Wellington-on-Sea, get ready. 955 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:35,833 It's time 956 00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:39,417 for our Christmas! 957 00:51:41,667 --> 00:51:42,750 Yes! 958 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:46,667 This is why I love my job. Quite proud of that one. 959 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,292 Whoa! 960 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,333 Mum! Mum. 961 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:51,833 Mum? 962 00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:54,167 Oh, come on, Jan. 963 00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:55,917 Danny's dad has just let him down 964 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,708 and I can't miss Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. 965 00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,333 Yes, I kn... 966 00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:03,000 I know she's very sick. 967 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,292 Okay... Okay. 968 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,250 Okay. 969 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:10,750 I'll do it. 970 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:12,917 Damn it. 971 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,500 Not today too. 972 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,333 Nobody else can get through 973 00:52:16,417 --> 00:52:19,208 and I'm the only one in trudging distance of the hospital. 974 00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:20,750 There must be someone. 975 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,083 Someone who didn't just get divorced. 976 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:27,167 Look, do you know Bill, the lighthouse keeper? 977 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,208 Uh-uh. 978 00:52:28,292 --> 00:52:30,750 Well, his Mum might be dying. 979 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,625 And that's not fun. 980 00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:35,875 She likes me and she doesn't like many people. 981 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:39,875 It's not nice to die with someone you don't like holding your hand. 982 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,583 Okay, I get it. 983 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:43,750 Mrs. Lighthouse and her not nice death 984 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,958 is more important than you and me and Christmas. 985 00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:49,083 Oh, love, of course it isn't. 986 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,792 But it's my job. 987 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,792 Look, I'll ring around, I'll find someone to look after you until I get back. 988 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:58,792 Don't bother. I'm fine on my own. I'm used to it. 989 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,750 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 990 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,208 Just you and me is just fine. 991 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:07,875 We'll have a really special dinner when I get home. Okay? 992 00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:10,708 What? Extra big portion of red slop? 993 00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:14,333 I'd better go and get ready. 994 00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:18,750 Oh, dear. 995 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,833 The problem is, no matter how well I do my job, 996 00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:24,042 life is complicated. 997 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:27,750 And when my big night is over, it all starts up again. 998 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:32,208 And it's up to you lot to sort things out yourselves. 999 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,167 You're doing great, honey! 1000 00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:39,917 Keep up, Harry! You can do it too! 1001 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,083 I am keeping up, darling. 1002 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,333 Ooh! Oh... 1003 00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,583 Nearly there! 1004 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:47,375 Uh... 1005 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,500 - No, no. - Shoes off. 1006 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,083 Please! Ow! 1007 00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:52,000 Watch out! 1008 00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:54,042 - I'm on you! I'm riding... - Stop, stop. 1009 00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,958 Who could have predicted this calamity? 1010 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,500 Oh, that's right, me. 1011 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,875 Oh, no. The poor kids. 1012 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,792 Oh, how will they cope without us? 1013 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,167 Are you ready? 1014 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,125 Yes. 1015 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:23,833 Children of the barn, Christmas lunch our way! 1016 00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,000 Pizza! 1017 00:54:28,542 --> 00:54:31,042 ♪ Snow is falling As the carolers sing ♪ 1018 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,292 ♪ You're all that I need ♪ 1019 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,833 ♪ Underneath the tree... ♪ 1020 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:36,750 Do it. 1021 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,417 Whippedy cream! 1022 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,250 For you. Finished! 1023 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,917 Christmas, 27% better. 1024 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,875 - Let's go! - Awesome! 1025 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,292 Scarlett, time for your gift. 1026 00:54:58,667 --> 00:54:59,667 Wow... 1027 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:03,042 Eat sprouts, suckers! 1028 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,750 Yay! 1029 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,750 Take that! And that. 1030 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:10,750 And bam! 1031 00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,833 - Christmas, 48% better. - Mm-hmm. 1032 00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,125 Now, washing up. 1033 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,542 Over to you, Tedwardo. 1034 00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,667 Behold the magic of the power washer! 1035 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,125 Now, Evie! 1036 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:29,792 - Yaah! - Go, Teddy, blast them! 1037 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,417 Whoa. Amazing. 1038 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,458 Christmas, 73% better. 1039 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,417 Almost there, just one last thing needed. Follow me, guys! 1040 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,958 Yay! 1041 00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:48,792 ♪ You're here, where you should be Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪ 1042 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,417 ♪ It just wasn't the same... ♪ 1043 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,792 - Rock on, Samski! - ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪ 1044 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,833 - Oops. - Charlie! 1045 00:55:57,917 --> 00:56:00,917 How did a girl so naughty get a full stocking? 1046 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,917 That is a good question. 1047 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,708 So, while Sam is sorting out her mystery, 1048 00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:11,208 poor Danny is wondering why he is the only person alone 1049 00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,083 on Christmas Day. 1050 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,708 Or is he? 1051 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,125 Carol singers. 1052 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,458 Beware the wrath of my furled umbrella. 1053 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:55,625 Williams. 1054 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,458 Um... 1055 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,792 Hello, Ms. Trapper, I wondered if you'd like some company? 1056 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,708 What about your mother? 1057 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:11,083 Working. And we had a bit of a fight. 1058 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:12,875 A-And your father? 1059 00:57:12,958 --> 00:57:15,125 He didn't come. 1060 00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:17,500 My mum and I are going to have dinner later 1061 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:21,458 but I wondered if you'd like some Christmas sort-of-cake? 1062 00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,250 Because we're both sort of alone. 1063 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,583 Well... 1064 00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,125 Um... 1065 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,958 it's a kind offer but I'm afraid I'm very busy. 1066 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,750 Right. Sorry to disturb. 1067 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,167 Life's not always easy, is it, Williams? 1068 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,583 Not always. 1069 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:51,583 But I suspect, at the moment, it's hardest for your mother. 1070 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:08,208 Mum, I just want... 1071 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:11,917 Nope. 1072 00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:13,667 Hmm... 1073 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:36,208 An intervention called for, I think. 1074 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:38,458 Hmm. 1075 00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:42,417 Let's see. Straight and... right. 1076 00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,583 Whenever I get gloomy with the state 1077 00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:46,083 of the world... 1078 00:58:46,167 --> 00:58:49,458 ...I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General... 1079 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:51,375 - And that's quite enough of that. - Huh? 1080 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:52,792 Over to you, Nisha. 1081 00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:55,167 Let's party! 1082 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,792 - Oh, yeah! - Yay! 1083 00:58:56,875 --> 00:59:00,167 ♪ If you want to run away with me I know a galaxy ♪ 1084 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,917 ♪ Where the music don't stop for life ♪ 1085 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,875 Belt it out, Teddy! 1086 00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:16,708 ♪ Boom-shaka-laka It's a brand new style ♪ 1087 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:19,083 Incoming! 1088 00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:25,250 Best Christmas ever! 1089 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:28,708 Christmas, 100% better. 1090 00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:30,958 But what about the walk, Bernie? 1091 00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:32,625 Hmm... 1092 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:38,875 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 1093 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:40,708 I must remember to put in my journal: 1094 00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:44,667 "Pray for reincarnation in a tropical country." 1095 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,917 Ooh! Good time for presents, don't you think? 1096 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,125 - What? - Presents? 1097 00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:53,292 Oh. 1098 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:54,625 Merry Christmas, my love. 1099 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:55,792 What's this? 1100 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,375 Oh, just in case we got stuck. 1101 00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:58,958 Couldn't have you waking up without a gift. 1102 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,667 And I noticed the screen on your old one was a little bit cracked. 1103 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:05,208 What? It's a phone? Is it charged? 1104 01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:07,625 It certainly is. Yep. Synced and ready to go. 1105 01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:09,417 So we could have called the kids last night? 1106 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,500 Uh... Yeah, but then it wouldn't have been a surprise, would it? 1107 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:14,500 Surprise! 1108 01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,167 Well, it was nicely wrapped at least, wasn't it? 1109 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:18,292 The man is a moron and there's no getting around it. 1110 01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,167 The kids aren't answering. Something's wrong. 1111 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,500 Can we please call emergency services now? 1112 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,625 You are 520 in the queue. 1113 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,167 - Please hold. - Everyone must be snowed in. 1114 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:32,792 We'll be here for days. 1115 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:35,208 Right, try Trapper. She'll have a number for school emergencies. 1116 01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:37,292 Ms. Trapper is scary. 1117 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:38,833 Mm, but the school is outstanding. 1118 01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:41,792 You are such children. 1119 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,167 Be careful, Harry. 1120 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:47,458 Hello, is that Ms. Trapper? 1121 01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,625 Yes, what do you want? I'm very busy indeed. 1122 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,708 Oh, yes. Sorry. 1123 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:55,333 Sorry to disturb. Gosh. 1124 01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:58,625 Oh, yes, i-it's Harry Forrest here, Scarlett and Teddy's dad. 1125 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:00,083 Harry, what did she say? 1126 01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:03,750 Yes. Yes, I did maths with you, that's right, yes. That's the one. 1127 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,167 18th out of 18, yes. 1128 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,958 Hopeless Harry, yes. 1129 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:11,833 Yes, but I wonder if you might be able to help. 1130 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:13,750 We're a little bit stuck. 1131 01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:17,375 Well, as I said, I'm very busy but if you really are desperate... 1132 01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:19,125 Yes! We're desperate. 1133 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,000 Very well, I may have one thought. 1134 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,458 Faster, Williams. 1135 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,958 I hate turkeys. 1136 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,750 I hate their beaks, feathers... 1137 01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,708 - Ms. Trapper. - Hello, Yirrell. 1138 01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:36,708 I need you to rescue some villagers who are stuck in the snow. 1139 01:01:36,792 --> 01:01:37,917 W-Why should I? 1140 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,917 Because I tell you to. 1141 01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:42,583 Happy to help, Miss. 1142 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:45,583 Good. Now snap to it, you infamous oik. 1143 01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:48,417 Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss. Will do, Miss. 1144 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,542 Sometimes, it's very helpful to be a terrifying old trout. 1145 01:01:57,417 --> 01:01:58,917 Yes, that'll do. 1146 01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,958 Here are the coordinates of the McNutt van. 1147 01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:04,167 Go and rescue them. Chop chop. 1148 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:06,375 Yes, Ms. Trapper. 1149 01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:09,042 Right, Williams, time to get to work. 1150 01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:12,750 But I don't think it's fair that I have to work on Christmas Day. 1151 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:15,333 Precisely. Nobody should have to work on Christmas Day. 1152 01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:17,417 Including your mother. 1153 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,917 Now, take a look at this. 1154 01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:23,417 But we'll never get it done in time. 1155 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,000 Of course we will, Master Williams. 1156 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:28,625 It's time for Project Homecoming. 1157 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:40,500 I can't believe you tidied up my side of the room. 1158 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:43,000 It's unhealthy being this clean. 1159 01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:48,250 Charlie Beccles' Operation Happy Sam. 1160 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,125 Tactics and Plans? 1161 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,875 Operation Help Buddy. 1162 01:02:52,792 --> 01:02:55,250 Operation Nisha's Melon Drop. 1163 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,375 Operation Match Making? To Do? 1164 01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,042 Gosh. 1165 01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:06,792 She's doing it all for me? 1166 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:08,500 What? How did that get there? 1167 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:11,583 I've got my slimy eye on you. 1168 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,750 What? What? 1169 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:17,917 Sam, you're being weird. 1170 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,750 Hmm. Whatever. 1171 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:28,708 Clever girl, that Sam. 1172 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:31,833 I hoped she'd figure it out in the end. 1173 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,792 Hurry, Williams. Hurry! 1174 01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:51,375 Absolutely love chivalry. 1175 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:53,542 What? 1176 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,000 Thank God. Someone's here. 1177 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,083 Oh, the emergency services. 1178 01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,958 We're saved. 1179 01:04:00,042 --> 01:04:03,625 - Help! Over here! - Hello! We're over here! Hello! 1180 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,875 Yes! Hallelujah. 1181 01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:09,208 We are so glad to see you. 1182 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,792 I hear you lot are in a bit of a pickle. 1183 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,250 - Is that Yirrell? - What? 1184 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,083 Hello there, Hopeless Harry, 1185 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:18,042 I've come to rescue you. 1186 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:20,000 For a small fee, of course. 1187 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,750 Small fee? 1188 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:22,750 Oh, no. 1189 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,292 - We're going down! - It's sinking! 1190 01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:31,208 Oh, God. 1191 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,958 - Yep. - Somewhat anticlimactic. 1192 01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:35,583 Now, where to? 1193 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,792 Home! 1194 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,250 - Everyone ready? - Um... 1195 01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:42,083 - And walk! - Do we have to? 1196 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,875 - Hup, two, three, four. - Great. 1197 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:45,708 Hup, two, three, four. 1198 01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:47,792 - And... home, two, three, four. - Nice. 1199 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:48,708 Plot twist. 1200 01:04:48,792 --> 01:04:49,708 What a legend. 1201 01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:51,833 What? Uh... 1202 01:04:51,917 --> 01:04:53,083 But I... 1203 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,042 That was brilliant! 1204 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,125 - Bernie is a creative genius. - So much fun! 1205 01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,458 But we didn't even get to the lovely beach huts. 1206 01:05:00,542 --> 01:05:02,208 Next year, little one. 1207 01:05:02,292 --> 01:05:06,875 Right! Time for the epic Christmas hide-and-seek! 1208 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:09,667 Winner gets the last bag of fun size Mars bars! 1209 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,875 - My specialty! - Let's go! 1210 01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:12,792 Quick! 1211 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:13,708 Thirty, 1212 01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:16,750 29, 28... 1213 01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:18,833 - 27, 26... - Sorry, taken. 1214 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,417 - 25... - Somewhere else, Evie. 1215 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:24,167 24, 23... 1216 01:05:24,917 --> 01:05:26,167 - 22... - Huh. 1217 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,042 21, 20... 1218 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,292 19, 1219 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,292 18, 17... 1220 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,667 16, 1221 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,042 15... 1222 01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:41,750 14, 13... 1223 01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:43,333 12... 1224 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,583 What? 1225 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:07,250 Oh... 1226 01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,542 Mum, you're here. 1227 01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,917 Look what we made. 1228 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,750 Oh, Danny. 1229 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,792 I don't know what to say. 1230 01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,500 Then don't say anything. 1231 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,625 Just step inside, Nurse Williams, 1232 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:42,583 and enjoy a very special Christmas dinner with your most excellent son. 1233 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,333 Will you join us? 1234 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Uh, maybe next year. 1235 01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:56,333 I-I've got some catching up to do with my own family. 1236 01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:00,792 Ms. Trapper, are you sure? 1237 01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,833 Merry Christmas, Williams. 1238 01:07:03,917 --> 01:07:08,250 It's time to celebrate the wins and live with the losses. 1239 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,833 Come here. 1240 01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:28,083 We're going to be so fine. 1241 01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:31,125 I think so too. 1242 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:34,250 Your throne, madam. 1243 01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,958 Oh... 1244 01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:14,750 Merry Christmas, Jamie. 1245 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,625 - First to the little girls' room. - Whew. 1246 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:30,208 Oh! Absolutely love you, Beyoncé, old girl. 1247 01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:32,542 We're home! 1248 01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:35,542 What on Earth has happened here? 1249 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,958 Oh, no! We've been burgled! 1250 01:08:38,042 --> 01:08:39,500 You're home! 1251 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,750 You're back! 1252 01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:44,917 Oh, Nisha beta, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. 1253 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,667 I'll never leave you alone at Christmas again. 1254 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:50,042 - Mummy! - I love you, sweetie. 1255 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:54,792 And clearly you managed to have some fun. 1256 01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:57,417 - Yeah. Bernie was fantastic. - We had a disco! 1257 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,333 - She is my absolute hero. - Aw... 1258 01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:03,042 Well, there's nothing quite as good as a traditional Christmas, is there? 1259 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,667 There certainly isn't. 1260 01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,625 Wait a minute. Where's Evie? 1261 01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:11,917 - Yeah. Where is that little pumpkin? - Evie! 1262 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,292 - Evie! Come out! - Why is the door unlocked? 1263 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,167 - Eve! - Evie! 1264 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,167 Eve. 1265 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,333 Oh, no. 1266 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:22,875 When was the last time someone saw Evie? 1267 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,458 Evie! 1268 01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:27,458 - Evie! - Evie! 1269 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,583 Evie! 1270 01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:30,500 We were just playing hide-and-seek. 1271 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,708 I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry. 1272 01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:34,542 It's okay. We just need to find her. 1273 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,000 She's not in the house. 1274 01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:37,417 Oh, my gosh. 1275 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,375 Get Ms. Trapper onto the school WhatsApp. 1276 01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,292 Kids, DM your friends. 1277 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,208 We need all the help we can get. 1278 01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:45,667 Find my Evie. Please. 1279 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,583 She'll turn up. I'm 100% certain. 1280 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:52,333 It's all my fault. It was asking too much of Bernie. 1281 01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:54,875 Bernie! 1282 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:55,792 Evie! 1283 01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,875 Bernie, wait! Please. 1284 01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:58,917 Evie! 1285 01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,625 - Don't worry, we'll be fine. - We'll find her. 1286 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,042 - Stick together! - Be careful! 1287 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:12,708 Danny, we need you and we need your monster-quad monstrosity. 1288 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,583 Eve McNutt is missing. 1289 01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:33,750 - Let's go. - Evie. 1290 01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:36,792 Evie! Come to Charlie! 1291 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:39,000 I've got lots of sweets! 1292 01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:40,417 - Charlie. - Come on, Charlie. 1293 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,000 Please be serious, this is no time for naughtiness. 1294 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,500 - Good. - She's here. 1295 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:50,750 Don't worry. 1296 01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:58,208 Right, spread out, form a line, two meters apart. 1297 01:10:58,292 --> 01:10:59,958 Mustn't miss a spot! 1298 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:01,708 Hurry! 1299 01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:05,250 Maintain your distance and hold the line. 1300 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,667 Eve! Evie. 1301 01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:11,125 Evie-Weevie. Ice cream over here! 1302 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:12,625 - Charlie, now is not the time. - Charlie. 1303 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,750 Stop it. 1304 01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:15,833 No, you stop it. 1305 01:11:15,917 --> 01:11:18,292 Charlie's not being naughty. She's searching. 1306 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:21,208 Helping people Charlie-style, with... with imagination. 1307 01:11:21,292 --> 01:11:22,417 Well, I'm sure Dad just... 1308 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,250 Why did Santa leave her a full stocking? 1309 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:27,542 Because he knows that Charlie isn't naughty. She's nice. 1310 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:31,250 Oh, and she actually darned well does something about it all. 1311 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:32,708 - Does she? - Do I? 1312 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:36,333 Yes, you do. And it's because she loves me so much. 1313 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,958 Why did Charlie step on Nisha's dress in the play? 1314 01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,792 Because Nisha's mean to me all the time and calls me the... 1315 01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:43,125 "Boring twin." 1316 01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:46,417 Exactly. Why did Charlie drop the snow avalanche on Mrs. Horton? 1317 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292 - Pardon? - Because I love her dog, Buddy 1318 01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,667 and she's absolutely horrible to him. 1319 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:52,250 Is that right, Charlie? 1320 01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:54,833 Well, motivation is a complex thing. 1321 01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:57,000 And when she let Farmer Yirrell's turkeys out... 1322 01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:59,625 - Charlie, you did not. - Charlie Beccles... 1323 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:00,875 Yes, she did. 1324 01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:04,167 And she did it because at Christmas the poor, lovely turkeys have to die 1325 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:07,417 because we have to eat them on a day when there's far too much food anyhow. 1326 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,792 Well, yes... 1327 01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:12,542 So my ambition next year is to be more like Charlie. Not less. 1328 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,583 Now, can we please just find little Evie 1329 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:18,583 and move on from this whole negative pigeonholing extravaganza. 1330 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:19,792 Evie! 1331 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,417 - Oi, Sam! Wait for me! - Evie! 1332 01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,750 Evie! Evie! 1333 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,125 Need a lift? 1334 01:12:32,917 --> 01:12:35,250 That is, only if it's convenient. 1335 01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:37,333 I mean, maybe? 1336 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:38,292 If that suits? 1337 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:39,625 Oh. Uh... 1338 01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583 Thank you for standing up for me. 1339 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,917 Evie, come on, where are you? 1340 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:47,042 You're the best sister ever. 1341 01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:51,792 Now, just get on the bike with Romeo, Juliet. 1342 01:12:57,792 --> 01:13:00,208 Beccles twins to the rescue! 1343 01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,750 Yee-haw! 1344 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:06,333 - Evie! Evie! - Evie! 1345 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,083 It's no use. 1346 01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:13,125 We'll never find her when it's this dark. 1347 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,792 But we must keep going. 1348 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:16,625 I can't see anything. 1349 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,250 That's it. 1350 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,333 That is it. Hold tight. 1351 01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,542 Mr. Bill! Please! 1352 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:43,708 Help! Hello! Mr. Bill? 1353 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,875 - I'm coming. - Oh, he's coming. 1354 01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:46,875 - Coming. - Yes! 1355 01:13:46,958 --> 01:13:47,958 Hold your horses. 1356 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:48,875 Mr. Bill! 1357 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,417 Evie McNutt is missing. 1358 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,125 And it's super dark. 1359 01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:54,292 - Kids? - And you've got a super light. 1360 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:55,500 Oh, well, co... 1361 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,125 Come in. 1362 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,667 Come on, Mr. Bill. 1363 01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:03,125 Use this. 1364 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,042 Thank you. 1365 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,667 Sorry about the mess. 1366 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,625 Come on, Gertrude. Time to sparkle. 1367 01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,708 - Huh? - Go that way. 1368 01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,167 There's Bernie. 1369 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,958 - Evie! - Evie! 1370 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,167 Follow her, Mr. Bill. 1371 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,792 Come on, Mr. Bill. Hurry. 1372 01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,292 - There's something in the snow. - Where? 1373 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:41,583 Further left, further left! 1374 01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:45,875 Look. There! 1375 01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:47,750 - We've got to go help her. - Let's go! 1376 01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:50,250 Evie! Evie! 1377 01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,333 Evie! 1378 01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,167 Pink bird. 1379 01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,542 Evie! 1380 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,625 Oh, God. 1381 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,917 Oh, Evie. 1382 01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:36,375 Evie! 1383 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,208 There she is. 1384 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,542 Bernie! 1385 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,125 Bernie! Are you okay? 1386 01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:46,708 Evie? Where is she? 1387 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,292 We'll keep looking. We'll find her. 1388 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,542 - It's all my fault. - She's out there, I know. 1389 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:53,208 Look over there! 1390 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,458 Look where he's pointing the light. 1391 01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:00,042 There's something moving. 1392 01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:02,958 Evie! 1393 01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:05,958 Evie! 1394 01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:19,333 Evie! 1395 01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:25,625 The beach huts. 1396 01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:45,208 Bernie, all the big birdies! Look! 1397 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:51,667 Evie. 1398 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,375 Evie. 1399 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:55,750 Mummy! 1400 01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,625 Oh, Evie, my darling. 1401 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:02,792 We found her! We found her at the beach huts! 1402 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,083 They found her! 1403 01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:05,917 - She's safe. - She's here. 1404 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,750 They've got her! They found her! 1405 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,542 Did I win hide-and-seek? 1406 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,292 Yes, darling. 1407 01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,125 You very much won. 1408 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,667 Come here, you life-saving feathery superhero. 1409 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,250 Oh! Ooh! Ow! 1410 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,292 Absolutely love turkeys. 1411 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,833 I'm so sorry I lost her. 1412 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,125 I'm so stupid. 1413 01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,042 I forgot the only thing that matters. 1414 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,333 No. No. 1415 01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:37,375 The only thing that matters is that you found her. 1416 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,792 And you gave the kids an amazing Christmas, Bernadette. 1417 01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:43,708 I'm so proud of you. 1418 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,417 Eve family sandwich! 1419 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,542 Mmm. 1420 01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:50,375 Aw. Isn't that wonderful? 1421 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,208 Yes, it really is. 1422 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,500 - Danny Williams. - Yes? 1423 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,375 Was the lighthouse light really your idea? 1424 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:02,500 Uh... 1425 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,250 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1426 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,792 Ladies and gentlemen, 1427 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:11,375 this is Danny, the best person in Wellington-on-Sea. 1428 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,958 That's your cue. Go for it. 1429 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,833 Uh... 1430 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:17,583 Um... 1431 01:18:18,792 --> 01:18:21,167 Sam, I was wondering, 1432 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,417 maybe we could get together for some... 1433 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:25,917 f-for some wine gums sometime? 1434 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,208 Um... Wrong twin, chickpea. 1435 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,167 Over here. But yes, that'd be great. 1436 01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:45,000 And that was That Christmas. 1437 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:48,917 One that will live long in the memory down Wellington way 1438 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:53,083 and prove that the best Christmases aren't really about presents 1439 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:56,042 and that splendid fellow called Santa. 1440 01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:59,958 They're about being with the people you love. In the place you love. 1441 01:19:00,042 --> 01:19:02,375 And a time for local heroes. 1442 01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:05,875 Like the one whose caring soul gave my friend Bill 1443 01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,708 one last Christmas with his Mum. 1444 01:19:13,167 --> 01:19:15,542 But one more wrinkle remained. 1445 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:19,042 The traditional crazy Boxing Day sea swim. 1446 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:24,125 This year, for the very first time, obviously, no one was going to show up. 1447 01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:29,083 Well, except for one fearless, skinny old sea dog, of course. 1448 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:32,792 Even if it meant doing it on his own, he'd never miss it. 1449 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,083 Come on, guys! Come on! 1450 01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:36,958 - Hi, Bill. - Hello. 1451 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,417 Happy Christmas, Bill. 1452 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:41,958 Are you braving it? 1453 01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,750 Well, what do you know? 1454 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:48,833 I thought Wellington-on-Sea was just an ordinary town 1455 01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:51,125 I'd drop in on once a year. 1456 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,083 But I was very wrong. 1457 01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,167 It turns out it's a rather remarkable community. 1458 01:19:56,250 --> 01:20:00,500 Where the only gift they ever really needed was each other. 1459 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,958 Here you go, little monster. No more escaping, Evie. 1460 01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:05,833 And a real community is for life. 1461 01:20:05,917 --> 01:20:08,000 Not just for Christmas. 1462 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,625 I love it. 1463 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000 There you go, my love. 1464 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:13,583 Such a nice young man. 1465 01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,875 Come on, Danny. Let's do it. 1466 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,333 Yeah! 1467 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:30,250 Oh, it's flipping cold. 1468 01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:32,458 Whoa! 1469 01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:39,542 Mission accomplished. 1470 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,625 It's amazing! 1471 01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:50,833 Come on, follow me. 1472 01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,917 Last one in is a loser. 1473 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,708 - That'll be you then! - Oof. 1474 01:20:54,792 --> 01:20:56,000 Kids, wait! 1475 01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,542 I'm not so sure, to be honest. 1476 01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:59,167 - Come on, big chicken. - Please... Ooh! 1477 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,875 Mummy, hold this. 1478 01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:05,875 - Whoo! - Happy hypothermia. 1479 01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,458 Oh! 1480 01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:19,208 Ms. Trapper, thanks for looking out for my Danny. 1481 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,125 Merry Christmas. 1482 01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:24,583 Yes. It has been, hasn't it? 1483 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,000 And now I believe it's time for a swim. 1484 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,792 Chocks away! 1485 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,417 I think you're right. Let's show them how it's done! 1486 01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:38,542 Look at me, I'm Christmas-Eve! 1487 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:45,583 Absolutely love a happy ending. 1488 01:21:51,042 --> 01:21:57,167 ♪ Oh Christmas lights Light up the street ♪ 1489 01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:03,417 ♪ Down where the sea and city meet ♪ 1490 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:09,417 ♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪ 1491 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:15,250 ♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪ 1492 01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:21,208 ♪ Those Christmas lights Light up the street ♪ 1493 01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:26,958 ♪ Maybe they'll bring her back to me ♪ 1494 01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:32,875 ♪ And then all my troubles will be gone ♪ 1495 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:38,458 ♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪ 1496 01:22:50,917 --> 01:22:56,333 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1497 01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:09,125 ♪ Oh, Christmas lights Light up the street ♪ 1498 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:15,042 ♪ Light up the fireworks in me ♪ 1499 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:20,250 ♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪ 1500 01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:27,417 ♪ Those Christmas lights keep shining on ♪ 1501 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:31,500 Happy Christmas to all. 1502 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:34,250 And to all a good night. 1503 01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,125 Wh-Who are you talking to? 1504 01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,208 Are you talking to yourself again, Sants?