1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,536 -Mom. -Yes? 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,972 -Okay. I want a big party this year. -Serious? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,208 -I want a quinceañera. -Quinceañera? 4 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,578 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. 5 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,072 -When I put on a red pantsuit 6 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:42,009 and my husband doesn't notice... 7 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,412 that's bad. 8 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,880 So I watch my calories. 9 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,916 That's good. 10 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,353 There's only two calories in a big, 11 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,722 bubbly eight-ounce glass of Fresca. 12 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,625 No sugar. No saccharinates. 13 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,127 It's an honest-to-goodness 14 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,461 -diet soft drink. 15 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,233 Drink Fresca. 16 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,868 The picture from Vietnam today is no better than yesterday. 17 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,703 There are now four areas of... 18 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,205 Good evening. Schlafly residence. 19 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,706 Phyllis speaking. 20 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,377 Hello. It's Ann, from Oklahoma City. 21 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,978 Ann Patterson? 22 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,881 Oh! Ann, of course. Ann. 23 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,817 Good to hear from you. Did you have a nice Easter? 24 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:27,321 Oh, miraculous. A true Easter resurrection. 25 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:30,158 Phyllis, we did it. 26 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,493 We defeated the Equal Rights Amendment 27 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,961 in the Sooner State. 28 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,629 You did that. 29 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,165 Well, they jammed it through the Senate 30 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,066 with just a voice vote, no hearing, 31 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,835 but we were able to keep it from being passed in the House, 32 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,172 and all thanks to that one little article 33 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,507 in your newsletter. I handed it to 34 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:50,010 -every legislator. -Oh, well, that's swell, Ann. 35 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,745 I couldn't be more proud. 36 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,416 So now I'm thinking I should call our friends in other states 37 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,418 and encourage them to do the same. 38 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,752 It's a winnable fight. 39 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,189 Yes, well, i... well, in Oklahoma. 40 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:05,092 Can you send me copies of your mailing list? 41 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,860 Roger! 42 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,763 I'm-I'm sorry, Ann. I am gonna have to call you back. 43 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,265 I have children crawling all over me. 44 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,100 -Oh, of course. -Mm-hmm. All right. 45 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,436 -Good to talk to you. -Okay, then... 46 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,037 ...were wounded, not critically, 47 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,439 while in Missouri. Rex Ellis... 48 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,940 It has taken me years 49 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,377 to build up my mailing list. That's my network. 50 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,613 You know, and the fact that Ann doesn't understand that 51 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,482 suggests she doesn't know a whole lot about politics. 52 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,618 Are those Mother's boxes? 53 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,120 No, they-they go in the guest room. 54 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,623 No, my-my list is valuable. 55 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,558 I thought you said she was moving in here. 56 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,060 No, John might move back after graduation. 57 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,463 No, I-I'm the one who developed 58 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,365 the arguments in my newsletter. 59 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,367 All she did was hand it out. 60 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,068 I'm supposed to let her run with it. 61 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,570 Well, if you're gonna run with it, 62 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,572 you better do it fast 63 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,006 before it's ratified in your home state 64 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,342 and you lose all credibility. 65 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,678 That would be an embarrassment. 66 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,749 I wanted to stay in St. Louis, 67 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,485 and you had to drag me across the Mississippi. 68 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,819 It's a better view of the Mississippi, 69 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,221 and I dragged you? 70 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,190 Oh. You saved me. 71 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:18,165 I am gonna have to stop the ERA being ratified here. 72 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,768 Well, Illinois is not Oklahoma. 73 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,070 No, ye-yeah, yeah, it's-it's a long shot. 74 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,072 It's the home of Adlai Stevenson 75 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,007 and-and Daley's Chicago machine. 76 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,010 Well, you-you never know. Um, you know, the one thing 77 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,013 I've got going for me is the feminists think it's settled. 78 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,283 They-They're not expecting a fight. 79 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,685 The other thing you've got going for you is, uh, 80 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,555 no one likes feminists, not even liberals. 81 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:45,359 - Oh, that's true. 82 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,361 -They're no fun. 83 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,365 -Oh, Gloria! 84 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,525 Wouldn't you attract a wider readership 85 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,795 if you put Jane Fonda or Lauren Hutton on the very first cover 86 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,963 instead of this octopus lady with face paint? 87 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,634 It is not an octopus lady. It is the Hindu goddess Kali, 88 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,703 and those are tears 89 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,638 streaming down her face because she has to juggle 90 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,907 -all the demands of her work and marriage. 91 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,975 If Ms. is almost exclusively written 92 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,011 by, for, and about women, 93 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,747 isn't it as one-dimensional as Playboy? 94 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,750 -Is that a serious question? -You don't think that's a drag? 95 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,819 -I think Playboy is a drag. 96 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,988 Are you worried that the provocative ad on abortion 97 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,558 will alienate women in the middle of America? 98 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,560 A majority of people in this country 99 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,663 support every woman's right to control her own body. 100 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,600 Until we have that right, we can never truly be equal. 101 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:10,037 -Thank you, everyone. Thank you. I got to go. 102 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,296 -Hi, hi. 103 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,798 - Oh. -Okay, 104 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,367 they were itty-bitty, so I got two. 105 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,437 -Look. -Oh, Gloria. 106 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:46,540 I walked past Andy Warhol. He didn't even say hello. 107 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:50,043 You did represent Valerie Solanas. 108 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,481 Not that well. The girl got three years. 109 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,717 -What did that taxi driver in Boston say to us -Ms. Steinem! 110 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,218 about if men got pregnant? 111 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,054 Uh... "If men could get pregnant, 112 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,391 -abortion would be a sacrament." -Oh! I couldn't remember it. 113 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,894 You should put a pregnant Nixon 114 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,395 on your next cover. 115 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,898 I'm putting Shirley on my next cover. 116 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,600 I will drink to that. 117 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,737 Ms. Steinem, can I ask you one last question, 118 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,405 if you don't mind? 119 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,741 Uh, Betty Friedan, in a speech yesterday said, quote, 120 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,309 "Gloria has never been part 121 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,512 "of the organized women's liberation movement. 122 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,346 "The media tried to make her a celebrity, 123 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,915 but no one should mistake her for a leader." 124 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,350 End quote. Any comment? 125 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,022 If I have a lot of problems with my being a leader 126 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,290 in the women's movement, I'm sure she has a lot more. 127 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,878 Great party, Gloria. 128 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,050 We can't get distracted by her. 129 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,519 We got a lot of momentum going into the conventions. 130 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,622 The candidates recognize that we're a real political force. 131 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:12,059 Even McGovern's agreed to sit down with us. 132 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,795 But we need a face. A pretty face. 133 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,297 Is that my only value to the movement? 134 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,332 No, we need your tits and ass, too. 135 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,969 I don't want people listening to me 136 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,737 just because I have a pretty face. 137 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,739 I would love it if people listened to me because I have 138 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,975 a pretty face. Then I wouldn't have to shout. 139 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,844 Who cares why they're listening? They're listening. 140 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,980 You think Kennedy agonized over whether he beat Nixon 141 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,982 because of his looks? No, he thought, 142 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,984 "I can't believe I get to be president 143 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,987 -and shtup Marilyn Monroe." -Can I get a photo with you? 144 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,255 -Excuse me, we're having a private conversation. -Yes, of... 145 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,996 That was one of our biggest advertisers. 146 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,765 You want to make abortion legal, this is how you do it. 147 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,868 Play the game. Hold McGovern's feet to the fire. 148 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,004 Is he waffling? 149 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,173 He told me he believes it's every woman's personal decision. 150 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,842 Well, now he believes he's the front-runner 151 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,044 and needs to move to the center to beat Nixon 152 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,846 in the general election. 153 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,548 And you wonder why I can't stand politics. 154 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,451 Can I get back to my party now? 155 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,753 Go. 156 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,192 -How you doing? -I am so wiped. 157 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,103 Can you stay over tonight? 158 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,539 Yeah. Might have to leave early. 159 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,574 Got the kids in the morning. 160 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,379 -You came. -I even had time to bake. 161 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,483 Well, actually, it's leftover from Easter. 162 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,688 I won't tell if you won't tell. 163 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,691 For today's study section, 164 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,260 I chose Father Collins' talk 165 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,863 from our annual conference. 166 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,032 It's about the Marxist revolutionaries 167 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,267 who instigated the Attica prison uprising. 168 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,771 These riots are all a part of the New Left campaign 169 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,707 to undermine American prisons... 170 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,608 The world's going to hell in a handbag. 171 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,678 You know, I read, uh, recently, 172 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,714 that-that Angela Davis declared 173 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,716 that if she were free, 174 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,019 her first goal would be to abolish America's prison system. 175 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,021 For those of you who aren't familiar... 176 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,455 -Mm-hmm. -Angela Davis is 177 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,057 the Black Panther militant 178 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,659 on trial for murder in California. 179 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,796 Yeah, so even though she has admitted to being a member 180 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,998 of the Communist Party, there are members of Congress 181 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:08,969 who publicly support her, like Shirley Chisholm. 182 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,637 And, uh, Gloria Steinem 183 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,639 is listed as the treasurer of her defense fund. 184 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,474 They're all connected, and they have so much money 185 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,209 and political power. 186 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,311 And maybe we'll devote next month's study session 187 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,679 to the women's liberation movement. 188 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,715 Could we devote this session to it? 189 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,483 Prisons are depressing. 190 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,986 I thought your newsletter on the dangers 191 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,421 of the Equal Rights Amendment was fantastic. 192 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,490 I immediately called both our senators, 193 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,659 but it made it through Congress anyway. 194 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,995 I did, too. I fear we got started too late. 195 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,730 Oh, it's not too late to stop it. 196 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:40,333 I-If the ERA is not ratified by 38 states 197 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,837 by March 22, 1979, it will die. 198 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,438 That seems like enough time. 199 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,107 Well, we can't let it get ratified. 200 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,009 Well, we do have our work cut out for us. 201 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,678 See, the women's liberation movement has convinced everybody 202 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,180 it's a bipartisan issue. 203 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,515 So we need to get the word out fast 204 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,684 that it is controversial and that we homemakers 205 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,352 are not being represented. 206 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,854 You know, we need to make some noise 207 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,223 and get the media to pay attention to us. 208 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,459 The person that everybody's paying attention to always wins. 209 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,728 -That would be Gloria Steinem. -She's famous. 210 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,630 They're all famous. We're nobodies. 211 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,965 Even if we could get a news program 212 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,366 to give us some air time, 213 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,202 who would we send on as our guest? 214 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,137 -Phyllis is famous. -Only in conservative circles. 215 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,772 -No offense. -Oh, none taken. 216 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,273 You're judged by the company you keep. 217 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,242 Maybe you should be the spokesman, Alice, 218 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,877 since you're a full-time homemaker. 219 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,880 -Oh. No. -I'm happy to do it. 220 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,549 Mm-hmm. 221 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,252 Y... The thing about public speaking 222 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,621 is that it's harder than it looks. 223 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,390 There are some tricks to make it look easy. 224 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,460 I agree. Phyllis has the most experience. She should do it. 225 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,797 Well, all right. Well, I will, uh, send you all the phone tree 226 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,632 to kickstart a telegram and letter writing campaign 227 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,501 to our representatives. I mean, you know the drill. 228 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,438 Telephone and tell a friend. 229 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,408 It will be very much like the brilliant campaign 230 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:59,179 that Eleanor led against Hair a couple of months ago. 231 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,915 -That was a battle. -Mm. 232 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,984 You know, and I think the trouble was 233 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,187 that there are two very catchy songs in the show. 234 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,355 So people would hear the music for "Aquarius" 235 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,923 and "Let the Sunshine In" 236 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,758 and think it was just like Oklahoma!... 237 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,331 Judith? It's Phyllis Schlafly. 238 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,133 -Yeah I'm-I'm calling about... -I'm calling about 239 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,269 the upcoming vote in Springfield -on the ratification... -...the ratification 240 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,837 of the Equal Rights Amendment. 241 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,939 Yes, we're organizing a campaign to write letters. 242 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,607 Hi, Joan. It's Pamela. 243 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,876 We are organizing 244 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,211 -a letter writing campaign... -And we are calling 245 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,512 and writing letters to our legislators... 246 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,613 We're organizing a campaign 247 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,949 to urge them to vote no, 248 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,117 and we could use your help. 249 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,486 -Hi, Patricia. It's Pamela. -Melody? 250 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,653 -Barbara. -Sharon? 251 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,491 When are we supposed to make all these calls? 252 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,793 -Can you put your kids to bed a half-hour early? -Or better yet, 253 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,028 put your husband to bed 254 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,562 a half-hour early. 255 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,064 I knock off a few letters 256 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,799 -after everyone's asleep. 257 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,642 -How are we doing? -Hmm. Yes. I understand. 258 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,077 You've heard it? 259 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,079 I've been holding for some time now. 260 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,315 Well, you tell Dick Cavett that the media has a responsibility 261 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,384 to present the other side. It's a rule. It's called the... 262 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,154 -Fairness doctrine. -The fairness doctrine. 263 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,556 -Mom? -No running, please! 264 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,991 I need help with my math homework. 265 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,228 -I'll help him. -Drill his times tables! 266 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,031 -Who wants more coffee? -Oh, I shouldn't, but... 267 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,233 -Thank you, Leonia. -Mm-hmm. 268 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,169 I'm going to the post office. Give me your letters. 269 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,006 Uh, last call for the post office. 270 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,676 How many have we got? 271 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,446 Yes. We will be in touch. 272 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,616 We got invited on The Phil Donahue Show. 273 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,252 -Aah! -We got... 274 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,427 Oh, that is so good! 275 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,568 This is it. Are you nervous? 276 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,271 Can I push the button on the elevator? 277 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,174 Mm-hmm. Come on. 278 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,714 We're all just kind of piled in here. 279 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,549 Can we find Margaret an empty desk? 280 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,386 Will a delivery box do? 281 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,055 We're, uh, we're gonna get some more furniture soon. 282 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,656 -Come through. 283 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,593 -Ms. magazine. No, M-S, "Mizz." 284 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,729 This is our tot lot, but we're cool with the kids, 285 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,398 you know, running around. 286 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,903 Would you like to play here while Mommy gets to work? 287 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,472 Oh, come on. You'll have fun. 288 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,743 Gloria, we-we can't run with this cover. 289 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,245 He asked me to show it to him. 290 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,913 -I'm already giving you a lesbian article. -Oh, you're 291 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,582 -giving it to me? Thank you. -We put Shirley Chisholm on the cover 292 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,252 -and it'll depress sales, especially in the South. -Well, we don't 293 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,154 -put her on the cover, it'll depress me. -You want to piss off 294 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,089 your distribution company and sales team? 295 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,091 They work for us. This issue hits the newsstands 296 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,626 right before the Democratic Convention. 297 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,528 -I want to put Shirley on our cover. -What about, uh, 298 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,263 Mary's idea for the cover-- Wonder Woman-- 299 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,364 she's a strong symbol of woman's power. 300 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,766 Wonder Woman's my idol, 301 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,168 but you know she's not a real person. 302 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,636 She's better than a real person. 303 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,938 She's a superhero, and she's got great legs. 304 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,773 -We're going with this cover. -Oh, I see. 305 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,009 You want to be the only one around here with great legs. 306 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,781 I gave Gloria her first bylined assignment 307 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,450 because I saw her standing outside my office one day 308 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,085 and I thought she had great legs. 309 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,290 -Clay, I... -What? It's a great story. 310 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,325 It's a great story. 311 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,631 He's the money guy. 312 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,200 Come through here. 313 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,470 Yes, 314 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,972 Mrs. Schlafly, I did get your mail. 315 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,741 Oh, good. Now, do you have a television in your office? 316 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,977 Of course I have a television in my office. 317 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,680 Well, turn it on at 12:00 to channel five. 318 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,415 What am I watching? 319 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,351 The other side of the ERA debate. 320 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,724 Can we get a TV in here? 321 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,426 Would you please welcome to the show 322 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,528 conservative author and activist 323 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,897 Mrs. Phyllis Schlafly. 324 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,085 Now, the Equal Rights Amendment 325 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,687 will positively make women subject to the draft 326 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,857 on an equal basis with the men. 327 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,293 They have got to the point where they truly believe 328 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,229 that men and women are the same, 329 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,697 so it's not enough for them to have the right to work. 330 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,933 They want to legislate away any differences 331 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,801 between men and women, which will mean 332 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,870 goodbye, Girl Scouts, and hello, unisex bathrooms. 333 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,573 The ERA doesn't say that men and women are the same. 334 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,874 It says that they're entitled to equal protection 335 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,943 under the law. 336 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,711 What, did you drag her out of the dustbins 337 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,780 of the Goldwater campaign so you could hide under her skirt? 338 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,649 She found me. 339 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,916 You promised that you weren't gonna fight us on this. 340 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,952 I changed my mind. 341 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,487 But we had enough votes to ratify. 342 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,722 I want a public hearing before the vote. 343 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,725 So, suddenly, you don't mind looking like you hate women. 344 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,295 I don't hate women. I love women, 345 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,565 which is why I want to protect my female constituents 346 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,667 from the dangers of the ERA. 347 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,735 And you tell me that's liberation? 348 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,572 Why, that isn't liberation. Liberation's in the home. 349 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,013 When I heard former Goldwater supporter, 350 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,750 I thought, "what a bore," but she's a dynamo. 351 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,852 -Not bad-lookin'. -It was a good show. 352 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,754 You know what'd make for a better show? 353 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,423 Have her on with Gloria Steinem or Betty Freidan. 354 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,158 Oh, yeah, I don't think so. 355 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,094 No, no, you get 'em together debating, the catfights? 356 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,298 It's ratings gold. 357 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,500 -You were terrific. -Oh, thank you, Phil. 358 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,539 I'm just a talk show host, so what do I know? 359 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,608 But, uh, some of the arguments you made-- 360 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,676 I'm just wondering if you had a chance before you came on 361 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,946 -to fact-check? -Yes. 362 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,516 So, for example, the elimination 363 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,451 -of separate restrooms-- -Mm-hmm. 364 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,553 that seems highly unlikely to happen 365 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,021 if the ERA is adopted. 366 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,790 Phil, let me ask you this. 367 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,460 When Lenin started the revolution in 1917, 368 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,295 do you think he told the people, "Fight with us, 369 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,896 "and we'll give you 370 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,499 food shortages, censorship, and terror"? 371 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:30,203 Oh, no. He promised them peace, land, and bread. 372 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,373 Now, it starts with a simple piece of legislation 373 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,075 like the ERA, and then the left feels emboldened 374 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,645 to eliminate alimony, child support, 375 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,881 and the widow's Social Security. And before you know it, 376 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,184 we are living in a feminist totalitarian nightmare. 377 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,789 Thank you for having me on your show. 378 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,100 You're Gloria Steinem. 379 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,002 Yes. Hello... 380 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,171 Lisa. How are you this morning? 381 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,575 I'm... I'm wonderful. Oh, I'm gonna move you to first. 382 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,343 -Oh, no. It's not necessary. I... 383 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,512 I insist. You would be more comfortable. 384 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,347 Well, okay. Thank you. 385 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,317 And I figure you and Ms. Freidan want to sit together. 386 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,988 Hello, Betty. 387 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,394 Thank you. 388 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,363 Ow. 389 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,900 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 390 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,745 I was misquoted. 391 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,484 People are always trying to divide up women. 392 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,653 Hmm? It's just another way 393 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,722 to take away our power. 394 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,257 Well, I'm sorry the reporter upset you. 395 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,462 I also happened to say some very nice things about you 396 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,497 that maybe didn't get printed. I said that, uh, 397 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:08,100 you're a good role model because you've never married, 398 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,937 which shows you can be single and still have a good life. 399 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,608 They didn't print that. 400 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,778 ... food supplies hurtled from the sky, 401 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,380 and everyone scrambles to grab 402 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,115 whatever food he can. 403 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,451 There are still wounded from the fighting-- 404 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,388 men who wait every day in vain for helicopters 405 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,222 to take them to hospitals. 406 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,458 The dead will remain in An Loc. 407 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,027 You don't know how serious women are 408 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,796 in this country, Senator. 409 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,865 I couldn't be less enthusiastic about your candidacy. 410 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,802 Senator McGovern has been very vocal on women's issues. 411 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,471 I fully support speedy ratification of the ERA. 412 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,307 Everyone does. Nixon supports the ERA, 413 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,143 and you have to have more women visible in your campaign 414 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,246 because right now they're just not there. 415 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,015 Shirley MacLaine notwithstanding. 416 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,051 I think what Betty means is that women aren't... 417 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,920 always listened to, 418 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,155 something you and I talked about after New Hampshire, 419 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,824 and you were going to impress upon your staff 420 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,259 the importance of taking female campaign aides seriously. 421 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,062 Thank you, Gloria. And I have spoken with them. 422 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,664 I think it's fair to say the only place 423 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,933 we really differ with you is on abortion rights. 424 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,836 And you've been saying some ridiculous things lately. 425 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,738 I'm afraid that's all the time that we have for today, 426 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,673 but thank you, ladies, so much for coming in. 427 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,908 -Yes, thank you all very much. -Oh, no... Senator? 428 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,376 The senator has another meeting. 429 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,581 George. George. If... if I may. 430 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,950 We can push and push for legalizing abortion, 431 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,185 but until it becomes part of our party's platform, 432 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,688 Congress will never feel pressure to change the laws. 433 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,858 If George even mentions the word "abortion" at the convention, 434 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,760 Nixon'll hang it around his neck like a millstone. 435 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,361 So, what if we use a more general term, 436 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,196 like "reproductive freedom"? 437 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,131 It's broad enough to include not just abortion 438 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,534 but repeal of birth control laws, 439 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,536 laws on sexual orientation, 440 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,205 -forced sterilization. -That's interesting. 441 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,140 What I like about that, Senator, 442 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:31,711 is that it covers concerns of men as well as women. 443 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,379 I wrote a version you could use. 444 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,347 Can I see that? 445 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,522 You got into this race to get us out of the war. 446 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,658 This is our Vietnam. 447 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,562 Let me get back to you. 448 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,930 You can reach me at my hotel anytime tonight. 449 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,600 I'll wait for your call. Thank you, George. 450 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,582 He's not gonna call. 451 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,418 -He's going to call. 452 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:20,760 Oh, my God. Gloria Steinem is tap dancing. 453 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,595 It was how I earned money when I was a kid-- 454 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,131 performed at clubs and supermarket openings. 455 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,167 I was gonna dance my way out of Toledo. 456 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,039 That was my great dream. 457 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,451 Yes, this is Gloria. 458 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,626 I-I can't talk right now. I'm, uh... 459 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,662 I have to keep the line free. 460 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,465 I'm trapped. 461 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,233 I'm waiting for a call. 462 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,906 What are you up to tonight? 463 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,208 Let's all go get a drink, yeah? 464 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,643 Come on. Everyone out. 465 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,731 You really can't leave this room? 466 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,967 Well, now I don't want to leave. 467 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,277 How long do we have? 468 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,246 Two hours before the last train. 469 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,016 -Okay, but if McGovern calls... -I know. 470 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,552 -You won't be mad? -Nah. I won't be mad. 471 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,765 So are you gonna start with women in the draft 472 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,934 or the institution of marriage being eroded? 473 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,368 I haven't decided yet. 474 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,103 You said you prepared last night. 475 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,039 I did prepare. 476 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,441 Do you know what we should do afterwards-- 477 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,810 we should stop by the Den for a bowl of chili. 478 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,546 Mm-hmm. Yeah, if there's time. 479 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,914 Well, I-I would lead with the draft 480 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,382 because I think it's more emotional. 481 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,117 Do you want to testify instead of me? 482 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,954 Oh, I'm-I'm not the expert in constitutional law. 483 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,222 I'm not the expert in constitutional law. 484 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,391 Yes, but you studied it in law school. 485 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,060 Now, the libbers are sending in attorneys, 486 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,095 and I think that we should have 487 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,631 -a handsome, brilliant one on our side. 488 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,466 I had to reschedule a very important meeting 489 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,934 -because of this. -I know. 490 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,738 I'm so grateful you did. You're my secret weapon. 491 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:49,408 ERA now! ERA now! 492 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,845 ERA now! ERA now! 493 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,081 -ERA now! -Our women do not consider themselves 494 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,083 enslaved by marriage, 495 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,951 and they do not wish to be liberated 496 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,587 from home and motherhood. 497 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,355 And they certainly do not want to sacrifice 498 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,424 any of their present privileges 499 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,627 for some phony equality with men. 500 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,265 One side effect of the Equal Rights Amendment 501 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:16,435 -would be that women would lose -Where is the rest of your group? 502 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,204 -the common law right to be supported 503 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,939 -They're at home. -by their husbands. 504 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,841 Do you see those two ladies? 505 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:24,777 They're the sponsors of the measure. 506 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:28,114 They've been bringing in hundreds of women here every day 507 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,183 for the past month to lobby us. They're winning. 508 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,153 Oh. Well, it's a numbers game. 509 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,955 Count the letters and phone calls. 510 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,290 Not when it's this emotional. 511 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,292 Oh. We're not about to throw ourselves 512 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,461 on the House floor. 513 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,131 We're protesting with dignity. 514 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,967 When my guys look out into the gallery, 515 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,136 which side do you think they're gonna feel pressure from-- 516 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:54,040 the hundreds of ladies screaming for the ERA 517 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,142 or dignity? 518 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,994 I don't even know where Springfield is. 519 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,263 I've rented buses. You could bring your children with you. 520 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,266 It'll be educational. 521 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:25,104 Look, the real power lies in who shows up. 522 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,606 It's a numbers game, so unless we outnumber them, 523 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,109 the ERA will be ratified right here in our own backyard. 524 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:32,344 Even if we could get a big group to show up tomorrow, 525 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:35,181 -we'd be too intimidated to talk to legislators. -Well, Fred, 526 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:38,918 may-maybe you could, uh, come up with a few easy talking points. 527 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,686 Huh? For what? 528 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,555 For the rally before the floor vote in the House. 529 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,091 I'm sorry. I-I didn't hear what you said. 530 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,126 -I'm focused on that bread. -Oh... 531 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,061 It needs five minutes to cool. 532 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,362 That does smell so good, Willie. 533 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,965 Yeah. I'll write the recipe down for you. 534 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,700 Every time I try to bake bread, 535 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,369 -it turns out soggy. -Mm-hmm. 536 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,871 You might not be giving it enough time to rise. 537 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,240 Or you're... you're overworking the dough. 538 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,209 -Mm. -Or your oven isn't hot enough. 539 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,944 You can't put it in too soon. 540 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,478 Maybe you're using too little yeast. 541 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,881 -Or it's gone bad? -Oh. 542 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,216 Yeast doesn't bake. 543 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,820 Well, now I know why he didn't call. 544 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:16,322 Your wording made it into the platform draft, 545 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,224 but then Shirley MacLaine cut it out. 546 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,326 She cut it out? With actual scissors? 547 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,795 -Who does that? -An actress. 548 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:24,831 How are people supposed to vote on our proposal 549 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,265 if they can't see it? 550 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,736 -You don't seem too upset. -I'm very upset. Look at me. 551 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,239 I'm eating a hot dog on the grapefruit diet. 552 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,507 So what do we do now? 553 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,844 The Supreme Court will consider Roe v. Wade soon. 554 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,412 -Let's hope for a good decision. -That won't be enough. 555 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:43,749 I think we've gone as far as we can go on this. 556 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,852 Didn't help our cause that McGovern felt attacked 557 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,353 at the meeting. 558 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,956 Betty is impossible. 559 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,690 I'm gonna propose we elect one spokeswoman 560 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,260 to represent us at each convention. 561 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,762 So if Betty runs her mouth off to McGovern's campaign 562 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,832 or to the press, she's not speaking for all of us. 563 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,968 She'll just browbeat everyone into voting for her. 564 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,036 Unless you run against her. 565 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,175 When I nominate you, act surprised. 566 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,377 Maybe have a few words prepared. 567 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,981 Nothing formal, but you should have something to say. 568 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,793 Have you been to the gallery? Is it filled? 569 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,063 -To the rafters. 570 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,899 Oh, wow. Look at this bread. 571 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,400 -What's the occasion? -I don't know. Birthday? 572 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,235 Hmm. 573 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,470 Good morning, Henry. 574 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,139 Well, you're in a good mood. 575 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,840 Well, why shouldn't I be in a good mood? 576 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:43,509 We've got the votes. We're voting today. 577 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,044 Get ready to lose. 578 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,950 Mmm. 579 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,353 Mmm, this is delicious. 580 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,992 Why are you in a good mood? 581 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:03,495 I'm just enjoying watching you enjoy that bread. 582 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,197 Why shouldn't I enjoy it? 583 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:14,773 Enjoy the bread. Vote no on ERA. 584 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:16,008 From the breadmakers 585 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,243 -to the breadwinners. - I like your tie. 586 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:18,610 -Thank you so much. 587 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,079 -Don't forget to vote no. -Remember, vote no 588 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,547 on the Equal Rights Amendment. 589 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,015 -Don't forget to vote no. -Oh, that's okay. 590 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,416 We don't want our daughters drafted. 591 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,385 Preserve us from this congressional jam. 592 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,020 -Thank you so much. -Vote against the ERA sham. 593 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,788 From the breadmakers to the breadwinners. 594 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:31,557 Oh, thanks. 595 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,692 -Make sure to vote no. -Don't forget to vote no! 596 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,297 We don't want our daughters drafted. 597 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,365 Don't forget to vote no on ERA. 598 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,768 Got one right here. 599 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,943 We might lose Illinois. 600 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,946 What? 601 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,714 I thought we had the votes. 602 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,883 We had the votes, but then this group showed up with bread, 603 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,251 and suddenly we didn't have the votes. 604 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,988 -What group? -Housewives with bread, 605 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,656 -and baked, you know, homemade. 606 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,225 What kind of bread? 607 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,494 -What does it matter what kind? -I'm curious. 608 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,462 Can we get Ginny Chapman back on the phone? 609 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,898 Find out what kind of bread it was. 610 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,301 Is that all it takes to get a man to change his vote? 611 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,470 Well, there was also jam. 612 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,739 Oh, they finally found the best smoke screen 613 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,310 for their chauvinism. Hmm? Women. 614 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:27,846 ERA now! ERA now! 615 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,415 ERA now! ERA now! 616 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,183 All right, ladies, it's time to go in 617 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,452 and have our voices heard. 618 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,688 These housewives are the last gasp of the patriarchy, 619 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,591 brainwashed to believe that if they don't play the game, 620 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,461 they will lose the love and protection of men. 621 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:04,883 May I just say, vive la différence. 622 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,152 I know these women. 623 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:07,886 I grew up with them in Peoria. 624 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,122 They've never thought of themselves as feminists. 625 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,390 You know, they're not equipped to earn a living. 626 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,359 They're scared. 627 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,394 No one is legislating that they can't stay in the kitchen 628 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,729 and bake bread all day if that's what they want to do. 629 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,398 The problem is they're not staying in the kitchen. 630 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,133 They're bringing the bread to the legislature. 631 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,402 Who organized the housewives? 632 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,804 That right-wing nut. 633 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,140 -Phyllis Schlafly? -Ah. 634 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,742 -I saw her on Donahue. -She was on Donahue? 635 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,311 Yeah. Everything out of her mouth was... 636 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,747 Oh, it was all nonsense, but smart-sounding. 637 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,983 We should be worried about her. 638 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,586 Mussolini was very popular. 639 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,654 We have to just keep traveling around the country, 640 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,091 talking to them until we get through. 641 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,658 You already spend half your time on the road. 642 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,595 Telling them that marriage is prostitution 643 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,397 and that alimony is war reparations. 644 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,432 I mean, how have they not been converted? 645 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,234 All right, we could all be a little more careful 646 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,169 with our rhetoric. 647 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,837 We do not want housewives 648 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,172 thinking that we are against them. 649 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,540 We are against them. 650 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,111 Revolutions are messy. 651 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,179 People get left behind. 652 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:10,749 It's a tremendous victory for the traditional American family 653 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,352 and, uh, for the institution of marriage, 654 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,454 which is the best deal for women 655 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,523 that the world has yet devised. 656 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,192 We will get it ratified next year. 657 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,560 You just got lucky. 658 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,961 What does she mean, we got lucky? 659 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,963 Thank you so much. 660 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,866 Can I ask you something? When you go on Donahue, 661 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,801 do you know what you're saying has no basis in fact, 662 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:33,539 or do you just not know what the hell you're talking about? 663 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,107 Oh, I think the majority of American women 664 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,209 know exactly what I'm talking about, 665 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,877 and, I might add, 666 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,879 the majority of the Illinois state legislature. 667 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,549 I read your newsletter. 668 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,884 -Hmm? -It's all hysteria and lies. 669 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,654 Unisex bathrooms? No child support? 670 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,258 Girls in foxholes? Please. 671 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,092 Do you understand the first thing 672 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,395 about constitutional law? 673 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,797 Do you even have a law degree? 674 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,101 I'm just getting started. 675 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,838 This is a setback. 676 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,740 But we have six more years to get it ratified. 677 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,278 We'll make a more concerted push in Illinois next year. 678 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:15,814 Moving on, it's time to choose a spokeswoman 679 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,517 to represent us at each convention. 680 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,019 Well, I'd like to nominate Jill for the Republican. 681 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:23,189 -I second. -I'm not sure that's necessary. 682 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,524 I'm the only Republican woman here today. 683 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,093 And I'd like to nominate myself for the Democrat... 684 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,595 You can't nominate yourself, Betty. 685 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,198 Before we get to electing a spokeswoman, 686 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,666 I-I want to discuss making another push for abortion 687 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,268 at the convention. 688 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,936 If we gather enough signatures in a petition, 689 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,004 we can force a floor vote. 690 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:41,473 Which would mean being broadcast 691 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:42,941 on national television. 692 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,376 This might not be the right time. 693 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:45,511 Well, when is the right time? 694 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,946 After we get McGovern into the White House, 695 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,348 -So, what, a year? -we can control the... If the ERA 696 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,616 -is safely in the Constitution... -Or two? 697 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,618 Or-or maybe a decade? No, really, I want to know-- 698 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:56,388 how-how long are we supposed to wait? 699 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:59,024 How many more women are going to die from botched abortions 700 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,126 while we wait for men to feel comfortable with us 701 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,396 having control over our own bodies? 702 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:06,965 How many women are gonna be forced to give birth to babies 703 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,067 they can't afford to feed while we wait for housewives, 704 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,802 who have no idea what it's like to have to work to survive, 705 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,705 to feel comfortable with women having power? 706 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,777 How long do we give people to adapt to change? 707 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:25,351 Am I the only one who's so fucking tired of waiting? 708 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:36,895 We will make this our priority after elections. 709 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,502 Where are you going? 710 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,003 I have to get back to New York. 711 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,105 We haven't voted yet. 712 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,940 I'm not running. 713 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,518 Who wants to nominate me? 714 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,977 Excuse me. Hi. Um... 715 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,046 Sorry. I work in the building. 716 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,648 I was hoping to run into you one of these days 717 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:32,751 so that you'd sign my copy of the first issue. 718 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:37,222 I'd be happy to. What's your name? 719 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,390 Theresa. 720 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,692 Oh, can you sign this page? 721 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,937 How did you get all those famous women to agree to sign it? 722 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,906 That was easy. 723 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,642 The hard part was getting our male publisher 724 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,010 to agree to run it. 725 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,719 Have you ever told anyone? 726 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,557 Only my husband. 727 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:17,829 We already had three. Money was tight. 728 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,931 It was in a hotel. 729 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,901 A whole bunch of us in one room. 730 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,139 Sorry. 731 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,350 Oh! 732 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:39,618 -There you go. 733 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,521 I'd like to make three toasts. 734 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,656 -Roger. -To our eldest, John. 735 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:50,295 We are, uh, so proud of our first college graduate. 736 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,563 -Yeah. -Yeah. 737 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:52,631 Don't even think about moving home. 738 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:56,635 And to my mother-in-law, who will be gracing us 739 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,570 with her lovely presence every day. 740 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:00,305 -If I ever finish packing. - Cheers. 741 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,540 -Aw. -Hey, Grandma. 742 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,642 And to my darling wife 743 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,811 on her victory in Springfield yesterday. 744 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,178 I'm so proud of what you accomplished. 745 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,315 -Aw, thank you. -Mwah. Hear, hear. 746 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,250 -Hear, hear. -Hear, hear. And it looks like 747 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,053 we should also be toasting Mayor Daley. 748 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:17,222 -Oh, what do you mean? -Well, it says here 749 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,824 Representative Chapman, the woman 750 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,492 -who sponsored the ERA... -Mm-hmm. 751 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:21,993 -Yes, I know who she is. -She says 752 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,361 the mayor had an ax to grind with her, 753 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,896 -so he went and told his people 754 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,498 to vote against it. 755 00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,534 That's why seven Democrats from Chicago 756 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:32,103 switched their vote from yes to no. 757 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,539 Lucky. 758 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,007 She's spinning tales so she doesn't look incompetent. 759 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,010 -Mm. Off you go. 760 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,680 It was defeated by seven votes. 761 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,549 A win's a win. 762 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,292 I didn't want to be elected spokeswoman. That's why I left. 763 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,695 Which only made you more attractive. 764 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,864 We need you. Hold on. 765 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:07,072 McGovern always says you sold him on the women's issue. 766 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:10,008 Well, then he shouldn't have sold us out on abortion. 767 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,379 I'm gonna go to the convention with my press pass 768 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,381 and my "Chisholm for President" pin. 769 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,050 Oh, don't give me that crap about the power of the press. 770 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,820 And Shirley is gonna be out of the race by the convention. 771 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:24,756 She got, what, a dozen delegates? 772 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,426 I got to go. 773 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,999 I'm still working. 774 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,468 Hmm? 775 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:38,403 I didn't know your mom was a reporter. 776 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,072 Oh, for The Toledo Blade. She quit after Sue was born. 777 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:44,009 Hmm. Have you read this interview? 778 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,678 Oh, I don't need to read it. I talk to her every day. 779 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,947 Some of these quotes... 780 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:54,152 "At first, when people would say nasty things about Gloria, 781 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,087 "I would take tranquilizers and cry, 782 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,089 "but I've grown a lot lately, 783 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,391 and now I just laugh it off." 784 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:04,095 -You should read this. -I don't have time to get upset 785 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,531 about my mother telling the world 786 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:07,666 she wishes I would find a husband. 787 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,768 So you did read it. 788 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,436 Well, I got worried that she was gonna say something crazy 789 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,839 like, "I wish Gloria would find a husband." 790 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,941 Is that so crazy? 791 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,609 Maybe next year. 792 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:19,177 You know, we aren't getting any younger. 793 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,112 Nobody's getting any younger. 794 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,447 Five-year-olds aren't getting any younger. 795 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,682 So you don't want to have a child? 796 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,016 Well, I had a child-- my mother. 797 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,451 And I must have done a terrible job, too, 798 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,486 because look how she turned out. 799 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:37,295 Are you afraid that if you marry me, 800 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,297 you will turn into your mother? 801 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,867 That's a horrible way to propose. 802 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,037 If I do it better next time... 803 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,839 will you change your answer? 804 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:53,979 Can we talk about this later when I'm not meeting a deadline? 805 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,847 Yeah. I'll talk to you later, then. 806 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:08,927 You can't put me off forever. 807 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,231 Wonder Woman. 808 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,266 Neat. 809 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,345 George McGovern is the front and only runner 810 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,280 in the New York primary, with all the advantages 811 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,282 and handicaps that usually means. 812 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,685 His own congressional district may have sacrificed 813 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,354 a few delegates now for goodwill 814 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,957 and a larger payoff at the convention. 815 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,425 Campaigning in New York, McGovern has... 816 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,360 -You got a few minutes? -Well, can it wait 817 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,029 till after the news? 818 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,932 Oh, you know how this ends. They run McGovern, 819 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,700 Nixon squeaks by and everybody's unhappy. 820 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,736 Only gets you agitated. 821 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,305 Hm. 822 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:57,776 Now, can you show me where Freund draws a connection 823 00:42:57,809 --> 00:43:00,078 between the ERA and integrated public restrooms, 824 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,980 prisons, and reform schools? 825 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:04,549 -Does it matter? We won. -I know. 826 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,252 Just show me how he gets there. 827 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,820 Please. 828 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,891 Just run me through the legal arguments, 829 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,392 so I don't have to bother you each time. 830 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,062 Well, I like it when you bother me. 831 00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:25,503 You weren't the only one who was admitted 832 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,906 to Harvard Law School. 833 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:31,743 Hmm? I was invited, too. 834 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:33,078 When was that? 835 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,813 When I was getting my master's. 836 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:38,516 My constitutional law professor thought I was brilliant. 837 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:44,089 You really want a crash course in legal research and writing? 838 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,523 -Mm-hmm, yes. -Okay. 839 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,192 Well, the first thing you need to know 840 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,995 when presenting a legal argument is that, uh, 841 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:52,097 while you have a lot of leeway to be creative, 842 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,932 -Mm-hmm. -you never want to make 843 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:57,602 a statement which is objectively verifiable as being false. 844 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,804 -Okay. -For instance, 845 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,505 you wouldn't say that you were 846 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,874 invited to attend Harvard Law School 847 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:04,943 when it only takes a phone call to find out 848 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,312 that you got your master's in 1945. 849 00:44:08,814 --> 00:44:11,717 Five years before the law school went co-ed. 850 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,623 They would have made an exception for me. 851 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,169 -Or three? -Or four? 852 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,071 -Or five? -Or maybe more. 853 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:55,220 Where's your fiancé now? 854 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,890 Ex-fiancé. No, he's back in the States. 855 00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:02,393 May I ask why you haven't told him? 856 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:05,063 We would have to get married. 857 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,666 After the procedure, there'll be a little bleeding. 858 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:11,302 You'll be confined to bed for a few days until 859 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:13,571 the bleeding stops. I'll give you pills for that. 860 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:17,242 And I hope you'll use birth control in the future, 861 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,310 especially if you plan to spend the year in India. 862 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:24,082 Thank you. 863 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,384 You must promise me two things. 864 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,787 You will never tell anyone my name. 865 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:36,027 And you will do what you want to do with your life. 866 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,828 You. 867 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,734 I'll do it. 868 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,769 I'll be the spokeswoman. 869 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,908 On one condition. 870 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:24,910 Okay. 871 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:28,479 We force a vote on abortion on the convention floor. 872 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:35,246 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 873 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,016 How long are we supposed to wait... 874 00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:41,919 to feel comfortable with women having power? 875 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:46,624 How much time do we give people to adapt to change? 876 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,566 Cause precedes effect. 877 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,302 Effect leads to cause. 878 00:48:58,169 --> 00:49:01,639 The future is fixed in exactly the same way as the past. 879 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,249 Mummy! Mummy! 880 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,818 Mummy isn't here. Try next door. 881 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,086 Mummy! 882 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,323 Oh, my God. No, got the wrong house. 883 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:22,493 We are Nadja and Laszlo, the human music group. 884 00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:24,162 She's a superb lyricist. 885 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,437 It's the painting in which you invented the portrait pose. 886 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,672 There I am, behind this dead chap. 887 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,541 This was the first time that was ever done. 888 00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:39,377 -I'm changing. I'm becoming stronger. 889 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,382 Oh, hey. Don't sit on that. 890 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,818 Hey! 891 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:53,124 -I'm a once-in-a-generation artist. -Oh. 892 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:56,227 Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago? 893 00:49:56,261 --> 00:49:58,529 I'm glad you feel good that a robot told you you're worth it.