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What's my favorite way to relax?
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Throw on my wireless headphones
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And disappear into
the nature channel.
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The fascinating thing about nature
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Is how, in the blink of an eye,
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It can go from a scene
of total tranquil beauty
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To raw, primal violence.
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Could you seriously not hear
me with those things on?
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It's noise-canceling technology.
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Give it a spin.
It's got -- sweetie! Focus.
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Mom, why are you
freaking out on everyone?
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Because you are acting very
irresponsibly -- all of you.
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Listen, honey,
luke has a giant project
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Due tomorrow for school
that he hasn't even started,
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And haley just informed
me she needs 40 cupcakes
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For her school fundraiser,
also due tomorrow.
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I'd like to point out
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I completed all my assignments
on my own and on time.
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Not now, alex. Not now, alex.
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Okay, look,
I will take the cupcakes.
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You do the project.
It's on vincent van gogh. Done.
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Okay, I need you to
really stay on him,
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Keep him focused.
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All right.
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I'm...Actually gonna take
a different approach,
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But... Actually gonna
insist that you don't.
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Claire, I know you've got
your methods, but so do I.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm not a cromanager.
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Trust me, I can provide luke
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With the tools and guidance
he needs without, uh,
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Smothering him.
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You think I smother our child?
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It's not your fault, honey.
"mother" is part of the word.
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You never hear of anyone
being "sfathered" to death.
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I know what luke's problem is.
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He's got adhd.
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No. No, I don't!
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What is it?
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I'd tell you, but you'd wander off
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Before I got to the "h."
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Just promise me
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That you will stay on him
until this project is done.
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I will, but you might have a
little more confidence in him.
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wah. Wah. No one can hear me now.
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Whoooo!
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Everybody is stupid, except me.
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Ha ha ha. I am funny.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Is this the cutest
thing I've ever seen?
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You out here on the curb
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With your little telescope,
waiting for your dad.
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It's not cute.
It's -- it's science.
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Tonight is the magnificent
lyrid meteor shower.
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It's where the planet geek
passes through the nerdy way.
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Oh, you know I think it's sweet.
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Every couple years,
mitchell and his father,
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They go out and enjoy one
of these showers together.
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Well, I -- I wouldn't
necessarily put it that way.
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I mean, yes,
me and my father enjoy it
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Because we -- we don't share
a lot of the same interests.
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Like, um, I-I never went
to sports games with him.
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Probably because you call them "
sports games."
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Just lose the "sports."
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Just -- just "games."
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Oh, here comes your shower partner.
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Stop it!
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I'm kidding. Have fun
with your dad, okay?
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All right. See you later.
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Don't worry about me. I'm not.
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I'm just saying, if you were.
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Shotgun, sucker!
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Make sure the seat is
exactly the way you want it
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And feel free to play with any
of these controls up here.
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I have no idea what they do.
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But I want mi car to be su car.
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Cameron, are you okay?
You seem nervous.
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Uh, nervous? No, I'm...Not nervous.
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I was nervous.
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I mean, when mitchell made
plans with his father,
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I figured, why not spend
the evening with gloria?
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I've always wanted to be
good friends with her.
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On paper, we should be
good friends.
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Look at us -- one spicy,
curvy diva --
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And gloria.
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The problem is, I had a little,
minor setback
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That we had to overcome
from a couple weeks ago.
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I cannot stand hanging out with his ivy
league friends. Oh, they're the worst.
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They're not that bad.
They are the worst.
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They're not that bad.
Are you kidding me?
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Debbie can't go two minutes
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Without talking about
columbia university,
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And the little guy with
the lazy eye from harvard.
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Brown. Whatever.
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Honestly, I wish that tart
would go back to columbia
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And take her weird,
little brown friend with her.
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Cam, you need to relax.
You explained.
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Not very well.
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You know how awkward I get
when things get awkward.
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So when I was id "brown people,"
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I-I wasn't talking about your,
uh, brown people.
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I was talking about people
who go to a university,
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Um, not your people.
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Not -- not that your people
couldn't go to college.
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Okay, now I'm hearing myself say "
your people" a lot, so...
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I'm just very excited
because this is, um --
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You know, this is our
first night out together,
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So it's our little date.
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Where are we going?
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Make sure your seat belt
is securely fastened
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And your tray tables are
in the upright position,
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Because I got us into palaiseau!
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fancy.
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I know, it's normally
a 4-week wait,
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But the maitre d' is an old
pilates brother of mine,
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So just one phone call.
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Okay.
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Palaiseau!
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Ay, cameron, you know what?
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I don't know if I'm in the
mood for something so fancy.
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Can we just go somewhere,
like, more simple?
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Oh, of -- yes. Yes, of course.
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We can -- what -- what do you
what did you have in mind?
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I don't know.
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How about a little latin place
that I always used to go?
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That sounds fantastic. Okay.
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I would love to see
how your people eat.
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"your people"?
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What is wrong with me?
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Okay, it's egg-crackin' time.
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Now, I find the key to
cracking an egg properly --
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Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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My mom's not dumb.
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You can't just ask her
to do something for you.
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You have to very carefully
put the cheese in the trap.
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Uh, oops. I got a little
shell in the bowl.
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And when --
when that happens, I find
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That I like to not dig it out -- I got it.
It's okay. It's right here.
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Oh, that's -- that's really gross.
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Okay, I'm gonna -- I'll do this.
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You just...Mop up.
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And...Snap!
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Is it bad that I
feel sorry for her?
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So, how do I start?
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What do you think?
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I don't know. Mom usually
tells me what to do.
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Join the club. I'm kidding.
I love your mom.
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We are going to try a
new approach this time.
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Now, your goal is
to create a display
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About the life and art
of van gogh, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I got your poster
board right here,
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So pretend you're telling
the story of his life
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To someone who has
never heard of him.
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What do you put on that board?
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I see the wheels spinning,
the spark of creat--
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How do they get the
lead in pencils?
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Okay, let's try to stay on topic.
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Hey, jay, look who thinks
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Mercury is the densest
planet in the solar system.
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I take it from your mocking
tone that I am incorrect.
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The densest planet is earth.
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Which makes you the densest
guy on the densest planet.
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Zing!
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Fun.
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You sure mitchell won't
mind me tagging ong?
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Are you kidding? He loves you.
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What are you worried about?
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I've never had a brother before.
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We never really hung out that much.
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Kiddo, you are overthinking this.
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I just don't want to
say the wrong thing.
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You can't. That's the
beauty of having a brother.
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Me and my brother were zinging
each other all the time,
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You know, like,
"what's going on, fat boy?"
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"nothing much, jackass.
" you know, things of that nature.
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It's -- it's how
brothers express love.
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Hmm.
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Shotgun, sucker!
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yeah.
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I'm gonna... See the sights.
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Not if they see you first!
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Kind of missed with that one, kid.
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All right, this is all you
need to know right here.
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Apparently, the
pencil's in two pieces,
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And they glue th
together around the lead.
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What if we put all the sff
about his life on this side
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And all the stuff about his
paintings on this side?
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Luke, buddy, that's fantastic.
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And the best part is you came
up with that by yourself.
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All it took was a little
bit of focus and, uh...
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This thing is really loose.
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I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver,
but you run with this.
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On your mark, get set, van gogh!
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Hey, dad.
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He kind of looks
like uncle mitchell,
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If uncle mitchell were insane.
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Aah!
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I got sprayed by a skunk!
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Oh! Ugh!
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Oh, you stink.
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And not just at astronomy! Blammo!
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What is happening?
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I love this place.
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I was a little bit worried,
because it's not exactly --
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I...Love...This place.
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I...Was...Nervous.
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I mean, there was a lot of
different food on the menu.
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And on the floor. And on the wall.
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Are we -- are we sure we're not
exaggerating just a little bit?
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Were you there, mitchell?
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Because I think I
would've recognized
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The only other white or gay person.
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I had already offended gloria once.
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Not gonna do it again.
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Hello. ¿cómo está?
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Gloria!
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Desde hace mucho que no vienes.
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Mi amigo, cameron. Oh, welcome.
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So, carnitas diablos?
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Ah, you remember!
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Uh, I'll just have the same thing.
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No, no, no, no, no, you should have
the chicken enchiladas. Mm-hmm.
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Uh, no, I'll have the
carnitas diablos.
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These are not for you.
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Excuse me? They're too spicy.
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And this girl is used to it.
Yeah, he's right.
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I can spice you under
the table any day,
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There, sweet thing.
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Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Mitchell.
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Of course. What was I thinking?
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Dad, can we --
can we just go home, please?
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You've got to air out first
before I let you in that car.
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I'll never get the stink out.
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Hey, jay, is that venus?
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'cause I can smell the clouds
of pure sulfuric acid from here.
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Slam!
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Okay, I-I -- I'd really
like to go home now.
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We'll miss the meteor shower.
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The trouble is your clothes.
Just take them off.
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I think there's a blanket
in the trunk. You sure, dad?
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You're -- you're not worried
I might stink up the blanket?
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Don't worry about it.
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We just use it to cover up the seat
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For when manny's all sweaty
after his tango class.
250
00:10:01,286 --> 00:10:04,021
If you don't sweat,
you're not doing it right.
251
00:10:09,628 --> 00:10:12,863
So, he was one of the best
boyfriends I ever had.
252
00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,432
But he was gay.
253
00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:17,134
Yeah, I figured that out
after the first month,
254
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:18,635
But I stayed for a whole year
255
00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:20,437
Because the haircuts
were fantastic!
256
00:10:20,471 --> 00:10:24,041
it's funny, huh?
257
00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:26,243
Cameron, come on,
it's not that funny.
258
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,778
Are you okay I'm fine.
259
00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,580
Are you sure? I love this place.
260
00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,783
But your head is running water.
261
00:10:32,817 --> 00:10:34,618
No, I don't think it is.
262
00:10:34,652 --> 00:10:37,788
I told you it was too spicy for you!
Look at your shirt!
263
00:10:37,822 --> 00:10:40,390
No, I just need to get a little bit of a
drink of something. No, no, no, no, no.
264
00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,292
Cameron, the water
makes it so worse.
265
00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:43,327
No!
266
00:10:44,629 --> 00:10:46,897
Oh, you're right.
That does make it worse.
267
00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:49,266
I feel like I ate the sun!
268
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,736
And that is the secret
to no lumps. See?
269
00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:54,771
It's kind of fun.
270
00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:56,039
You make it fun, mom.
271
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,541
Mmm. Listen to these
symptoms of adhd
272
00:10:58,576 --> 00:11:00,343
And tell me it's not luke. Alex.
273
00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:03,279
"easily distracted by
irrelevant stimuli."
274
00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:17,126
"often impulsively abandons
one task for another."
275
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,034
That's where I left those.
276
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:27,937
"a tendency to act without
regard to consequences,
277
00:11:27,972 --> 00:11:31,574
Often at the expense
of personal safety."
278
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,726
"having accidents more often --"
279
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,461
Okay, you know what?
I think that that's enough, alex.
280
00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:52,562
We've -- we've got it.
281
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,979
Okay, no. No.
282
00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:17,652
Phil? Phil, honey, are you okay?
283
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:18,787
Yeah.
284
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,789
Remember those sunglasses
I couldn't find?
285
00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,390
Bingo!
286
00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,094
I asked you to do one thing
stay on top of luke.
287
00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:28,296
For your information,
your son is hard at work
288
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,932
On an awesome van gogh - got
to fix that -- masterpiece.
289
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,000
Wait till you see.
290
00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,768
You're gonna be so surprised.
291
00:12:33,803 --> 00:12:35,603
Oh, god, honey, I want nothing more
292
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,739
Than to be surprised, really.
293
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,711
Oh.
294
00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:44,412
I'm not surprised.
295
00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:47,382
Okay, that's it.
296
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:48,717
I don't want to hear anything
297
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,318
About your new method
of doing things.
298
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,187
There's one thing that
works with these kids,
299
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,055
And that is staying on top of them,
300
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,890
Which, thanks to you, my friend,
301
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:58,126
I will now be able
to do all night long.
302
00:13:05,634 --> 00:13:06,868
Not happy, dude.
303
00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,003
You're supposed to be working.
304
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,004
I am working.
305
00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:12,307
I know what you think, but -- no,
I don't want to hear it.
306
00:13:12,341 --> 00:13:13,641
I'm going down to
clean up the garage.
307
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,377
Then I'm coming back,
and I'm gonna stand over you
308
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:17,545
Until this thing is done, okay?
309
00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,988
Breathe. Breathing only
makes the fire spread.
310
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,056
Okay, then drink this milk.
311
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:30,324
Ay, cam!
312
00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:33,094
Why did you have to
orr that spicy dish?
313
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:35,196
Because I'm -- I'm a big idiot.
314
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,798
And I wanted to have
this awesome night
315
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,233
Between the two of us,
316
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,035
Where we end up best friends,
317
00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:43,370
Uh, having lunch, buying shoes.
318
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,371
Okay!
319
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,508
Let's go have lunch!
Let's go buy shoes!
320
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,843
Really?
321
00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:51,979
Yeah, why are you so surprised?
I don't know.
322
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:55,049
I guess I just always feel like
I-I blow it with you, gloria.
323
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,884
Whether it's the colombian comment
324
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,786
Or picking the wrong restaurant --
325
00:13:58,820 --> 00:13:59,954
The restaurant?
326
00:13:59,988 --> 00:14:02,256
That had nothing to do with you.
327
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,760
I was just not in the mood
to go anywhere that fancy
328
00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:08,629
After the stupid thing
I did this morning.
329
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,865
What did you do?
330
00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:13,234
I bought a dress.
331
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:14,401
You monster.
332
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,505
It was a very expensive
dress that I don't need.
333
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:19,573
I felt so stupid
that when I got home,
334
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,842
I couldn't even bring
it inside the house.
335
00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,177
I left it in the car.
336
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:25,546
I totally get it.
I have a legendary hat story.
337
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,715
I'll bet you look
fabulous in that dress.
338
00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:30,851
Yes, but anyone would
look fabulous in at dress.
339
00:14:31,853 --> 00:14:33,220
You find that blanket?
340
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,489
No.
341
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,958
This was all I could find. Shut up!
342
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,360
Really shows off your shape.
343
00:14:39,394 --> 00:14:42,196
Okay. Spin around, cupcake.
Let's see the caboose.
344
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,299
you get fries with that shake?
345
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:48,935
Was that too far?
346
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,537
There's a line, jay.
347
00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:53,373
I better go mop this up.
348
00:14:53,407 --> 00:14:56,776
Oh, come on. Where's the...
349
00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:02,182
I'm sorry if things got a
little out of hand back there,
350
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:04,717
But in our defense, look at you.
351
00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:07,220
I mean, smell you.
352
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,522
This is a fantastic apology.
353
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,157
Oh, don't be too hard on the kid.
354
00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:12,725
I was egging him on.
355
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,595
If you're gonna be mad, bead at me.
356
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:17,230
Done.
357
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,332
I was just happy to see
him laugh a little bit.
358
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,167
You know, he's had
kind of a tough week.
359
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,735
I got sprayed by a skunk,
360
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:26,039
And I'm wearing a dress that
makes my hips look huge.
361
00:15:26,073 --> 00:15:28,675
I know he doesn't want
me to talk about it,
362
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,411
But he didn't get invited
to this big party.
363
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:35,415
Some kids he thought were his
friends think he's weird.
364
00:15:35,449 --> 00:15:37,217
Now, you know me on this.
365
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:38,885
I'm no -- I'm no good at it,
you know?
366
00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:41,020
I-I never know what to say.
367
00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:42,488
Well, that's true.
368
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:45,592
But maybe I raised a kid who
would know what to say.
369
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:49,295
Now, that's the only
reason I invited him along,
370
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,930
You know, because
this astronomy stuff
371
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,966
That's -- that's our thing.
372
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,670
Yeah, no, I'll -- I'll talk to him.
373
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,706
You know, you don't
look that ridiculous.
374
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,841
Now, you -- you actually
got the legs for it.
375
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,209
Dad --
376
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:05,578
No, I'm just saying, if you
were that type of a gay... Dad!
377
00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:07,180
...You'd probably do
all right for yourself.
378
00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:09,415
Come on!
379
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,453
You know, I always had a sense
it was dangerous down here,
380
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:17,390
But I guess it's actually
kind of charming, isn't it?
381
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:18,824
No, it's not safe at all.
382
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:22,294
I used to live down here,
you know? What?
383
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,029
Yeah, that's why I come down here.
384
00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:27,133
Look there.
That was my old apartment.
385
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,869
After I left javier,
that's all I could afford.
386
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,170
It's still part of me. Hmm.
387
00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:34,873
You have to remember
those things. You do.
388
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,541
Like you when you go to your farm.
389
00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:38,877
You remember that?
I told you that a year ago.
390
00:16:38,912 --> 00:16:41,880
Of course I do. You're my friend,
you big idiot!
391
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,851
You know, this part of
town might be very rough,
392
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:47,886
But the people here, cameron --
393
00:16:47,921 --> 00:16:49,154
The best.
394
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:53,358
I'm pretty sure I had
wheels when I parked here.
395
00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:54,927
Ay-yi-yi! Who did this?!
396
00:16:54,961 --> 00:16:56,495
Oh, no, it's okay, gloria.
397
00:16:56,529 --> 00:16:59,631
Who did this? !
You coward sons of bitches!
398
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:02,434
It's okay, everybody!
I'm - I'm insured!
399
00:17:02,468 --> 00:17:04,303
What? You scared?!
400
00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:06,038
You scared to show your faces,
little girls?!
401
00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:08,740
No, no, it's all right,
everybody! Huh?! Cameron, wait in the car!
402
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,944
Cameron! Gloria,
I think it's drivable!
403
00:17:11,978 --> 00:17:13,412
Gloria!
404
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:17,249
Just so you know,
I'm going back up to luke's room,
405
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:18,783
And I'm not leaving
until he's finished.
406
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:20,051
Thank you.
407
00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:23,255
And I'm really sorry for not
underestimating luke enough.
408
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,956
Well, that means a lot to me.
409
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:28,393
The hardest part is he kind of
takes after me with all this. Hmm.
410
00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:30,795
Like my lack of focus
and your -- my what?
411
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:34,199
I just love you. Hmm?
412
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,671
I did it. Buddy!
413
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,640
Oh, my god.
414
00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:42,974
Do you like it?
415
00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:44,509
I-I-I love it.
416
00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:47,245
Did you this? All him.
417
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,613
I used mr. Potato head ears
418
00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,415
Because van gogh cut his ear off.
419
00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:52,684
And there's money,
because his paintings sell
420
00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:54,386
For, like, a bajillion dollars,
421
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,921
Which is sad,
because he died broke.
422
00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:58,156
Yes.
423
00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,291
That --
424
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:01,593
You were right. Don't apologize.
425
00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,628
I'm not apologizing.
Apology accepted.
426
00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:07,766
Luke, I-I really couldn't
be more proud of you,
427
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,901
And I am so sorry I didn't
give you more credit.
428
00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:11,936
Thanks. Way to go, buddy.
429
00:18:13,906 --> 00:18:16,741
I got to go finish the cupcakes.
430
00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:18,176
no.
431
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,444
She didn't.
432
00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:20,879
Sweetie, can you hand me those?
433
00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:21,946
Uh-huh.
434
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:23,415
Yeah, I can talk.
435
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,084
What are you doing?!
436
00:18:26,118 --> 00:18:27,686
Well, I showed you
how to make them,
437
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,620
And now you can do it yourself.
438
00:18:31,156 --> 00:18:32,757
Come on, guys, let's go.
439
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:37,128
Well, good, because
I really wanted to.
440
00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:38,529
Okay.
441
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:40,198
Setting the oven to 700!
442
00:18:40,232 --> 00:18:43,301
I'm putting the eggs in the bowl!
443
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:46,470
Oh, I got some shells
in them! Uh-oh!
444
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:48,806
Are you serious?!
445
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,112
Hey.
446
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,747
Hey, mitchell.
447
00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:59,116
So, I know you'd never, um...
448
00:19:00,718 --> 00:19:02,953
I know you'd never -
never believe this
449
00:19:02,987 --> 00:19:04,621
By looking at me right now,
450
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:07,224
But, uh, I used to get
picked on at school, too.
451
00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:09,059
So, jay told you?
452
00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:12,596
Yeah. Yeah, they would,
um -- they'd call me weird.
453
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:15,198
I was weird -- fun weird.
454
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,501
But I -- this is the funny
thing about growing up.
455
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,770
For years and years,
everybody's desperately afraid
456
00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:21,605
To be different,
you know, in any way.
457
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:25,475
And then, suddenly,
almost overnight,
458
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:28,945
Everybody wants to be different.
459
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:33,083
And that is where we win.
460
00:19:33,117 --> 00:19:35,252
I'm sort of counting on that.
461
00:19:35,286 --> 00:19:38,755
I'm sorry I was picking on
you too much. No, it's --
462
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,257
Jay said that's what brothers do.
463
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,093
well, we don't have
to listen to him.
464
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:44,394
Brothers do that, too.
465
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,963
Okay, ladies,
finish up your tea party.
466
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,265
You're missing the show.
467
00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,934
I can't believe I was
fighting over this guy, huh?
468
00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:52,602
Check it out. Oh, whoa.
469
00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,705
Check it out.
470
00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:57,240
Wow. Awesome.
471
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,815
Why did he paint "starry night"?
472
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:07,084
Maybe 'cause the sky is beautiful
473
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,386
And everybody likes looking at it.
474
00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:14,024
And it reminds us that
something's up there,
475
00:20:14,058 --> 00:20:16,126
Watching over all of us.
476
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,229
Aliens, who could
be here in a second
477
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:22,065
To liquefy us and use us as fuel.
478
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,735
So, wake up, people. We're next.
479
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:26,770
Mom?
480
00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:27,953
You better get down here!
481
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:31,793
Mmm! Oh, my god.
482
00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:35,063
Whoa! Delicious. Haley: Uh-huh.
483
00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:36,398
I am so proud.
484
00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:38,366
Oh, thanks, mom.
I'm just gonna wrap these up.
485
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,968
Oh, you know what, sweetie?
You're gonna be late for school.
486
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,536
Just go. I'll bring them by later.
487
00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:44,206
Are you sure? I'm done? Yeah,
get out of here, betty crocker.
488
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,842
Okay. So proud of you!
489
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,178
Ugh! Do we still have the
number for poison control?
490
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,247
I love you, claire!
I've always loved you!
491
00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:55,183
My mouth is asleep
like at the dentist.
492
00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:56,685
Get over here, buddy.
493
00:20:57,187 --> 00:21:02,789
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