1 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:11,354 On this Sabbath evening, they believe that we enter the West Bank to bomb. 2 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,513 - General, a lady wants to speak to you. - An ar�boaic�? 3 00:00:18,513 --> 00:00:18,520 I think so. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:23,393 It must be beautiful, Solamina, our agent. Let her in. 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,471 At your command! 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,571 Come in! 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,476 Beautiful Solamina! Password! 8 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,352 - Disappear! - Yes, sir! 9 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,871 Oh! 10 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:59,270 - Anything new? - The enemy mines the road to Sinai. 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,397 - in what place? - Amman... 12 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,395 - Impossible, Amman is in our hands. - I'm not talking about the time. 13 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:12,474 I'm talking about roads. The enemy retreat and mine the roads. 14 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,312 I'm going to bomb them all. 15 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:22,169 - Any other news? - The new medicine has arrived from Jerusalem, 16 00:01:22,198 --> 00:01:25,655 ... it will do your bones good and the scar. 17 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:30,429 I'm happy, today I miss you very much, maybe it will rain. 18 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:35,357 - What is it? - An injection. Do we do it? 19 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,393 Let me see your golden boat. I want to kiss you. 20 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,472 Don't insist, general, Ayatollah Khomeini disagrees. 21 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:47,310 I can't, our religion forbids it. 22 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,432 It's been the same story for eight years. 23 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:55,310 Okay, general, you've won. Be good, and I kiss you. 24 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,397 Close your eyes! 25 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,856 Hit! 26 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,432 - Did everything go well? - He sleeps like a baby. 27 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:15,429 - Did he kiss you, teacher? - You're only talking nonsense, he didn't kiss me. 28 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:20,270 - You go to Napoleon. - No, he thinks I'm Josephina and jumps on me. 29 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,397 you are single why does it bother you? 30 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:29,476 - Okay, but you go to Rommel. - Let's hope he didn't see the Holocaust on TV. 31 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:35,311 - He kissed you, you have lipstick. - Come to me tomorrow to consult you! 32 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,477 It seems here even the nurses go crazy. 33 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,438 and knights, why do you always do this to me? 34 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,870 - What is your name? - Galliazzo! 35 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,268 You searched all the rhymes! 36 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,652 On order. Goodbye! Go away! 37 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,433 I don't know how it crossed my mind to come to a military salon. 38 00:02:57,550 --> 00:03:02,500 NURSE FROM THE "INSANE" HOSPITAL 39 00:03:03,123 --> 00:03:09,456 Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX 40 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:22,389 - What are you doing there? - Mouth! I'm preparing a trap. 41 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:29,430 I beat some hair, I cover it with branches and the jaguar doesn't see it. He falls, and I catch him. 42 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:35,677 - But there are no jaguars here. - I'm not? 43 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,318 Don't move. 44 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,516 Very nice! 45 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,358 It's not true, I don't have a mustache. 46 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,132 You are right. 47 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:04,398 One, two... 48 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,311 Now it's true. I have! 49 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,318 Why is there so much nervousness on the spot? 50 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,432 - I have a fitness box. - For a boxer, you are too delicate. 51 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:19,656 Go to the garden and do boxing. Don't you see how small you are?! 52 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:22,226 - I'm the biggest. - Okay. Play! 53 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,513 - What did you do? - It's nothing, a little loss of shape. 54 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,411 Look! 55 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,308 - You didn't catch it? - He escaped. 56 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,430 Don't move! 57 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,432 He escaped. 58 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,953 What are you looking at? 59 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,391 Don't move. It's here. 60 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:53,315 - Peppino, are they young again? - He flew... 61 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:58,275 - I have the impression that this guy is the male. - Yes, yes! 62 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,151 Don't move... do you see him? 63 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,329 Don't move! 64 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,392 - I crushed him. - Thank you, sister! 65 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,432 The car is here. Wait for me here. 66 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,471 Michael! 67 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,351 Michael! 68 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,471 Michael! 69 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,511 I... ! Damn... 70 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:57,355 The poor man... Although he was wounded, he dragged himself to the storeroom. 71 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,393 - Write a note. - Let me read it. 72 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:10,310 "The paintings are in the hospital. Professor La Russa." 73 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,397 - Who took them? Didn't he write anything else? - He died while writing. 74 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:19,476 It can be seen that he does not know how to do his job. If he died, so much the worse for him. 75 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,308 Bad for me, I gave him 5 million. 76 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,308 - Let the guards come out...! - Get out of the car! 77 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,314 Do you want to break my eardrums? 78 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,354 - Good morning, Baroness. - Hello, teacher! 79 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,393 - How's the secret service going, general? - Open the gate! 80 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,476 come here 81 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,513 - You don't shout: "Long live the Professor"!? - I'm not crazy, I'm a goalkeeper. 82 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,313 I didn't understand. None of us are crazy. I am a teacher. 83 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,433 - And I'm a goalkeeper. - We are equal. goodbye 84 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:18,316 I'm a teacher, he's a goalkeeper. I'm leaving... Ciao! 85 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,271 You can contact me. 86 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,352 my love... tell me something sweet 87 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:32,315 Well... Sugar, caramels... 88 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,370 Fondant chocolate from your mother... 89 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:41,349 Make up your mind! inside or outside. This up and down annoys me. 90 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,313 What words are these? You can't talk to me like that. 91 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:51,396 Inside, outside. Up and down, this annoys me... 92 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:55,519 I did not marry a frigid woman, with a fridge freezer above. 93 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,312 What do you do when I talk to you? 94 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,477 The fool �la de Decoupete who said c� you have to participate too, he was right. 95 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,312 - You never participate. - What do you want? I do my duty. 96 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,434 - It's true, I'm a little cold... - You made me become a crone... 97 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,433 - I have to unload... - Download, cheers... 98 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:20,514 How can a wife tell him to the husband when it reached 500 per hour... ? 99 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,510 They all told me that I was lucky I married you... Why did I do it? 100 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,437 For money. 300 million dowries. 101 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:34,474 Sometimes in a hurry, forget some things... 102 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,437 - I'm going to take a shower. - Oh, bravo! 103 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,479 By the way, did you do it or not? 104 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,359 - Good morning, teacher! - Good morning, doctor. How was it ? 105 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,439 - What a night it was... - Are you telling me? I had a night... 106 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:06,433 It can be seen with the eyes. What happened? 107 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:12,390 - Stomach pains... - You want to do the stallion all the time... 108 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,439 - Which armor...? - With such a pretty wife... 109 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:22,396 - How are things? - A model came, he has a permit. 110 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,474 - Did I do something wrong? - You did well, he is from Parma. 111 00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,564 - Is he from Parma? - Isn't it? We are not interested. 112 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:34,314 - How is Ugolini feeling? - He refused the pain reliever. 113 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:39,315 - He said he wanted to inspect the troops. - Why are you laughing? You have to leave him. 114 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:45,356 They bring us millions and they can inspect everything they want. Is it clear? 115 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,471 goodbye 116 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,472 Beware of wild nights, a heart attack can occur. 117 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,431 Kiss me somewhere, Santarelli! 118 00:09:56,820 --> 00:10:00,511 "Heil Hitler!" 119 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,353 - Why are you white, colonel? - It's the parade uniform, general. 120 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:15,599 No white in the desert. We are used to khaki! All of you! I kaki, they kaki, you why not kaki? 121 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:18,021 - It's something hereditary. - It's not good for you. 122 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,436 I sent for my adjutant. 123 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:26,514 - I want to inspect the Panzer Division. - It can't be, general. 124 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:33,316 The whole division went to celebrate. We won. 125 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,476 - Let's celebrate too. - No, the water is for the valuable soldiers. 126 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:40,944 I serve something else. I come... 127 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,308 Yes. 128 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,396 Bombing. 129 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:58,315 I hear the sound of bombing. I can't see where I am. 130 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,439 - Get the binoculars! - There! They are bombers. 131 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,513 Colonel! Let's go to the shelter. 132 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:11,393 - No, they landed. - It's very dangerous... 133 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,314 General, it was a false noise... You don't even start... 134 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,433 - My head... - Head down! 135 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,513 - They left. - No, we are being attacked with gas! 136 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:29,438 - Put the mask on! - I'm suffocating... 137 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,392 I feel like throwing up... ! Aaaahhhh! 138 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,000 - The alarm sounds. - What is this? 139 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,395 Flamethrower. 140 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,471 Let's go out. That was a bazooka. 141 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,392 Germany struck again. The enemy is kaput! 142 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,473 - The English have no head. - Better for them. 143 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:52,369 - Let's clash for the Africa Korps. - It was about time. 144 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:54,637 - You first. - According to you 145 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:59,273 - My stomach hurts. - You have to drink. 146 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:04,275 - There's no need for that, general. - Drink! 147 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,476 Okay, I'm drinking. Who knows what... 148 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,392 In Germany, one drinks and the other... 149 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,479 - take my gun. - It's a water gun. 150 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,436 A water gun. My children brought it to me. 151 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,430 - It's with water! - Yes! 152 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:33,356 And I, like a fool, drank the glass. I, the teacher... 153 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,436 I'm an idiot. 154 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,318 The Italians didn't last long... 155 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,359 What a beautiful girl... The painter found the right model... 156 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,312 - Good morning, sister. - Good morning, son! 157 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:03,074 - I was called... - I know everything. Room 22, 2nd floor. 158 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,932 - Thank you, sister! - Go up. 159 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,752 Enter. 160 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:21,355 are you the teacher 161 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,393 - I'm from the Labor Office. - Do you have experience? 162 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:30,355 Enough. I have more than a year behind me of activity. Day and night. 163 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,432 - Do you have experience with beds? - how much more?! 164 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:38,914 - We had more than 30 beds per night. - How did you manage? 165 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,473 It was a little difficult, but I work with a lot of passion. 166 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,390 - I want to paint you with a brush... - What are you doing? 167 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,519 - Undress! - That's not the case, teacher... 168 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,211 Help! 169 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,352 - My beautiful model... ! - What is happening here? 170 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:03,394 - That doesn't want to undress! - Go to bed, you moron. 171 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:08,474 My child, you don't know that the models does he have to undress? 172 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,478 I am not a model. I am the new sister. 173 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,390 What a mistake... 174 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,393 - What a beautiful girl! Take a seat! - Thank you for the compliment, madam. 175 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,473 Is the teacher visiting? Take a seat... 176 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:31,389 It was nice what you said. I am the teacher. 177 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,471 Delighted, Amedeo La Russa. 178 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:38,389 I am Grazia Mancini, the new assistant. 179 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,473 Are you all that small in the family? I like to joke. 180 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,513 Who sees me dressed like this say i'm crazy Take a seat! 181 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,357 - I need this costume for Napoleon. - Napoleon? 182 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:55,315 - Do you have experience in psychopathology? - Very little. 183 00:14:55,400 --> 00:15:00,394 I will explain to him. Any person� for to get rid of everyday stress, what does he do? 184 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:05,349 - and imagines that he is a famous character. - I think I misunderstood. 185 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,393 - There is a patient who thinks he is Napoleon. - Exactly. 186 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:14,315 He is a professor of art history. His name is Prof. Moretti! 187 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:19,354 Of course he was mistreated a lifetime full of wife and children... 188 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,613 ... and now he thinks he is a great leader who commands them all. 189 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,225 Extraordinary. 190 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,437 Extraordinary, but difficult at the same time. See what it makes me do? 191 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,770 I have to do Josephine Bonaparte who gives Napoleon his injections. 192 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,946 Only Josephina can touch it on the popona��. 193 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:40,275 - Sorry, it's a very funny case. - He's not the only one, Dr. 194 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,399 There is also Rommel. Here I have three great leaders. 195 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,393 There is another one who blows his trumpet all day. He says he was in all the wars... 196 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,473 - I made a section only for the army. - It's awesome. 197 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:58,514 - You are very nice. - and you are very... much... 198 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,311 Hello? I am. 199 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:05,399 Yes. They hired me. I start right away. 200 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,972 I have to work today on the night shift. 201 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:14,069 If it's good for you... Of course I will take advantage. 202 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,627 Be calm! Bye! 203 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,431 Let the guards come out! 204 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,617 - Right! Present the weapon! - And with the broom? 205 00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:38,750 Come on, come on... 206 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:44,275 - Enter the palace! - At least give me a little. 207 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,357 - I'll help you down - No, I can't alone. 208 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,352 Treason! Live in France! 209 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,010 - Good evening, doctor! - Good evening! how are you feeling 210 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:16,913 - I'm fine, I'm not crazy, I'm safe. - I almost forgot. Bye! 211 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:28,480 There is no one on the night shift. I made an abandoned section. 212 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,513 "Psychiatric assistant. Modern practices." 213 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,471 good evening I am the new assistant. 214 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,399 - Are you Dr. Santarelli? - Yes. are they your books 215 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:47,474 - Of course, if I work here... - Your classmates were reading comics. 216 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:54,474 - What are you doing with that tray? Have you been to the hornist? - Yes, he had to take the sleeping pill. 217 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,655 - Did you manage to give it to him? - Yes. 218 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,355 Bravo. I never succeeded. 219 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,433 I made him think I was tablets for seasickness. 220 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,872 - What are the ones used at Marin�. - I don't understand. 221 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:11,432 I do not agree that the patients should be deal with the lie, but if it worked... 222 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:16,435 - More than that, he wanted four pills. - What did you do? are you crazy 223 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:21,310 before administering the tablets, you must consult the doctor. 224 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:26,354 - I'm sorry, it won't happen again. - I'm going to my room. 225 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,399 If you need me, call me. Good night. 226 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,877 I wanted to say that it's good ask the doctor. 227 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:39,514 But bearing in mind that it is one difficult patient, you did well. 228 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:42,325 Good night! 229 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,430 - Who's there? - Peppino! 230 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,436 Thank you. 231 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:54,435 What time is he coming? You made me get out of bed! 232 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,790 I'm sorry. come with me tomorrow I'll take you to the cinema. 233 00:18:57,855 --> 00:19:00,343 - I can't go out. - No? 234 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:05,374 - I'm not crazy, I'm the goalkeeper. - Don't move. A ��n�ar. 235 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:09,398 Where? I don't see anything. 236 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:15,589 - Did you catch him? - I crushed him with one blow. 237 00:19:16,038 --> 00:19:18,868 Death would take you... 238 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,971 Hello, Fred! 239 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:29,508 - Kiss me! how are you - Nervous! Yes. 240 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,394 I have a name for our libretto. 241 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:41,430 I'll be Ginger Rogers, and you Fred Astaire. 242 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:46,433 - Come on... - Yes. La-la-la-la. 243 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,399 How many times do I have to tell you this does he have to stay locked in a straitjacket? 244 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,473 - you know he doesn't take sedatives if he's not dancing. - He dances all day. what is this 245 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,310 - It's a check. - From her? 246 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,318 Yes. 247 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,352 2.8 million pounds. We have to rehearse. 248 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,432 Tomorrow we have our Broadway debut. Go away! 249 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,711 - Hello, Fred. - Hello, my dear! 250 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,473 When you enter the dance, you must dance. 251 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:04,275 Gustavo, come get Ginger Rogers, the onset was repeated. 252 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,432 You did well to come. 253 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,512 Didn't you go crazy with them? 254 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:42,348 I have a lot of fun with Rommel and Napoleon. They are very nice. 255 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,479 - and the doctors are nice? - He is one who is very likeable. 256 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,308 Admit it, now they are nice too. 257 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,432 Show me a picture. 258 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,389 I am the song, I'm not an art expert. 259 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:03,434 You don't need to be an expert, just to present family pictures. 260 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:08,310 My mother had many, and I had one stupid, I let them be stolen. 261 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,359 Don't forget that it represents a Saint And a Cardinal. 262 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,359 - It is worth many millions. - Are you sure I'm in? 263 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,399 The information is safe. 264 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,473 It seems that there is traffic in the hospital, it must be just notice it and tell me. 265 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,790 Paintings can be anywhere. in the basement In a closet, hanging on a wall. 266 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,376 - Recognize the old paintings. - I hope I succeed. 267 00:22:35,391 --> 00:22:38,380 Why don't you bring me to your office? 268 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,352 It's full of smoke, it hurts his skin. 269 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,393 Since when is he ashamed of your women? 270 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,349 - He has to get dressed. - How did you replace me at the show? 271 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,279 I made arrangements, see you Come back quickly, the public wants you. 272 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:02,310 I will get them back very quickly, I will be a perfect 007. 273 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:07,514 - You are wrong if you want to misunderstand me. - Why are you talking like that? 274 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,313 You bring me the paintings, we sell them and make them a show just for you. 275 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,320 You know how to do business. 276 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,211 Why not you? 277 00:23:18,265 --> 00:23:20,381 Bye! 278 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:30,275 - Ottavio! - What are you, are you crazy? 279 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:35,480 - What are you doing, pit for jaguars? - There are no jaguars here. 280 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:40,312 - Mouth! It's for leopards! - I didn't think, I'm crazy. 281 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,553 - Correct. - What do you mean? 282 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,753 You didn't think. 283 00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:46,145 Okay, dig it! 284 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:52,316 Moretti's relatives called And they don't want to contact us. 285 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,440 - Napoleon's relatives? - Yes. 286 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,470 Why? 287 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,273 I say Moretti is cured And they want to take him home. 288 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,277 What do you mean, is he cured? I am here the whole family is crazy. 289 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,970 - does it seem that Napoleon is cured? - No. 290 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:07,137 - How much do they have to pay? - 8.5 million. 291 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,352 We need to heal him quickly. We heal him in a few days or... 292 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,393 ... or to use psychotherapy. 293 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,517 Let's tell them that life is beautiful, that there is a lot to buy... 294 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:23,314 If they don't bring us the money, they'll break their heads And he can die faster. 295 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,399 - Did the new nurse come? - No, he comes at eight o'clock. Why? 296 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,314 I was thinking... Leave me alone. 297 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,513 Professor, once again you have been caught... 298 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,340 And you fell once more. How tall is this tree? 299 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:47,176 She is the new nurse. 300 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,357 It's more beautiful than Maria Luisa of Austria. 301 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,279 I am divorcing Josephina And I'm marrying her. 302 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,053 Please, Maria Luisa has been dead for 200 years, don't make me start over. 303 00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,431 I think he's crazy. 304 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,473 Now I'm going to give you an injection, it's child's play. 305 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,397 A deep breath is needed And relax. 306 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,117 - Miss, take off your panties. - How? 307 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:17,474 - Here? in front of them? - If not... I had arranged it. 308 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:23,314 - Their life is in your hands, in your thighs. - Is it really necessary? 309 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,434 - How, necessary? Take off the pounds. - Honestly, I feel embarrassed... 310 00:25:26,503 --> 00:25:30,452 - And I understand the embarrassment, it's not that difficult... - I don't... 311 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:35,111 - It only lasts a little... - Please! 312 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,272 Good. 313 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:43,276 Women are always so complicated. Silk stockings, garters... 314 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:48,737 Calm down guys. 315 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:57,430 I will show you that it is an injection it's all nothing. 316 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,512 A little alcohol is enough... 317 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,395 - Do you want to do it standing or on the bed? - standing. 318 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,314 It's more relaxing. 319 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:14,353 Just close your eyes... As Michelangelo said... 320 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,692 why don't you talk 321 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,418 - Did you feel something? - No, I didn't feel anything. 322 00:26:25,464 --> 00:26:28,489 But I felt everything. 323 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,511 Cover yourself! 324 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,194 I want to see. Who wants to inject first? 325 00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:36,074 - Me. - One moment. 326 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:42,476 Don't scream. Napoleon takes precedence. 327 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,398 Ladies, please lift your skirt. 328 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,434 You didn't understand either? I thought you were more normal than the others. 329 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,896 You don't have to give her an injection. I have to do it to you. 330 00:26:52,908 --> 00:26:56,142 - I'm fed up. - What did I tell you? This is crazy. 331 00:26:56,180 --> 00:27:00,473 Have I talked for nothing until now?! You didn't understand anything! 332 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,432 Relax! Breathe deeply. 333 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,389 Did you see what the lady did? He sat here, lifted his robe... 334 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,571 There is no need to... 335 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,373 - Gustavo! - Say it, teacher! 336 00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:17,929 - The injection. - Immediately. 337 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,159 It cannot be true. did you agree too? 338 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,392 What could I say? My teacher asked for it. 339 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:37,476 - You performed in front of them. - I don't see anything wrong with that. 340 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,575 - basically, it was an experiment! - Are you saying that calmly? 341 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:47,556 - Why are you so happy? - it pleases me that you worry about me. 342 00:27:47,713 --> 00:27:50,711 - Very kind of you. - Stop talking nonsense. 343 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,313 I only deal with my patients. 344 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,953 You know that such an experiment can do you see their minds already sick? 345 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,392 - It's unconsciousness. - You have no right to talk to me like that. 346 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,553 how? It's my duty. Good night. 347 00:28:05,469 --> 00:28:07,871 Wound! 348 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:35,392 This is my world! 349 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:45,352 Don't forget, I have to tomorrow to buy necklaces. 350 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:50,269 buy what you want but just leave me these. 351 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:55,188 - What are you turning me on... - With petrol or gas? 352 00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,429 - Your sister should be part of the fire department. - How annoying you are... 353 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,473 A ghost! I didn't do anything. 354 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,278 Black as night. 355 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,611 Let's go. 356 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:24,396 forward, my braves, Shoot and bomb. before! 357 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,472 - Where are you going? - We are going to free the girl. 358 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:33,516 - Crazy in a prisoner. - The teacher thinks he is a teacher, but he is crazy. 359 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:37,311 I'm going to bomb him. 360 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:45,276 - Then who was it? - Sister Fulgenzia, I recognize her voice. 361 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,478 It's here. 362 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,392 And I don't see. 363 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,359 - I recognized her. She is. - Let me see. 364 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:14,516 - An unforgettable image. - We have to form the door. 365 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,315 Let's keep calm. Turn on the lights! 366 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,274 This is her photo. This is well done. 367 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,352 - So, prisoner. - Wonderful! 368 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,393 I'm fed up next time I'll close the gate. 369 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,313 - Look at him! - No, handsome. 370 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,477 He was a ��n�ar. Because of you he got away. 371 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,272 I'm not crazy, I'm the goalkeeper. 372 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,352 If you slap me again, I break his head. 373 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,517 How much noise for a year, as if it were an airplane. 374 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,308 - Are you crazy? - you still don't understand? I'm the guard. 375 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,351 Death would be taken... 376 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,472 ... Leave me alone... 377 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,510 They are killing each other... 378 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,397 Finish it! what is happening here 379 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,473 - What are you doing in this room? - He slapped the emperor and me. 380 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:47,390 - He must be a spy of Arafat. - It's because of the year. 381 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,359 - The year... - If you try, I'll punch you in the nose. 382 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,472 - He flew. - Immediately in your rooms. 383 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,313 Outside. 384 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,474 - Go to your beds. - Don't catch you here again. 385 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:09,355 - What happened? - Patients walk at night because... 386 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,513 - ... the nurse on duty is not on duty. - I'm sorry, I was in a room. 387 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,436 - I understand, in some cases it takes time. - What do you mean? 388 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,513 Maybe repeat the experiment, with someone showing his pop. 389 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,437 - What is it? - Go to bed, I found the door! 390 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:29,632 Thank you! Oh, no! And he escaped. Look at him! 391 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,311 Ottavio... 392 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,354 who is it The crazy teacher. 393 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,473 - Are you making a pit for jaguars? - They are not jaguars. 394 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,419 - For leopards? - Which leopards? I'm not. 395 00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:53,926 - You are crazy. - Why are you digging? 396 00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:00,408 I think I discovered a Roman cemetery, Greek-Byzantine dating back to 2508 BC. 397 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,517 - No, 2038. - How should I know? 398 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,774 - Finish with that shovel, I'm breaking his hands! - What, are you crazy, teacher?! 399 00:35:08,818 --> 00:35:12,121 - Dig! - He's crazy. 400 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:15,236 - Miss... - He's crazy... 401 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,696 - I want to ask you something. - Say it, teacher. 402 00:35:21,772 --> 00:35:24,759 I don't know where to start. It's a scientific question,... 403 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,432 ... you can answer or not. 404 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,872 - How are you doing with sex? - How? 405 00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:35,398 when you make love do you work with andrea? 406 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,359 - With Andrea? - I mean wool... 407 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,393 - No. - Are you reading? 408 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,270 So you were making love normally. Are you cold? 409 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:53,434 - I think I'm normal. - Do you believe or are you? I want to solve the problem. 410 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,173 - Are you cold? - No, without a doubt. 411 00:35:57,173 --> 00:36:00,828 You took a weight off my heart. Can we call each other by name? Thank you! 412 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,312 - What are you doing tonight? - What do you want me to do? 413 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,313 - I'm going to bed. - If we can do it... 414 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,533 - On another occasion... - Come let's train. 415 00:36:11,607 --> 00:36:13,603 Excuse me. 416 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:18,390 Did you come to take Snow White? where i am the other six? Go to gynecology. 417 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,472 - Anti-militarist! - I kill you ! 418 00:36:22,492 --> 00:36:25,304 - I don't allow it. - I'm going to shoot you. 419 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:31,456 What is happening here? Knight Galeazzo, only cause problems! Who started it? 420 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:36,313 It's only his fault. He gave me one on the chin and I punished him militarily. 421 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:41,480 - Naturally, I gave him one, he fell into the pit. - Me? 422 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,313 - Whoever did it, will clean it up. - How to cur��? 423 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,433 - in the trenches you don't clean, you fight. - I'm killing you... 424 00:36:51,219 --> 00:36:54,400 What are you doing, old men? 425 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,437 Get in formation! 426 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,354 Battalion, right! To the left! 427 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,952 Eyes to the right! Present the glasses! 428 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,354 Fuck you both! You have a fixation... 429 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,509 Damn you! 430 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:22,434 There is nothing here. It would be in the drawer! 431 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,516 Not here either. 432 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:01,390 And she looked so innocent... Where would he hide it from them? 433 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,514 - Were you waiting for me? - I wanted to talk to you. 434 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,092 With me? What are you doing, undressing? 435 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,353 Let's create a more confidential atmosphere. 436 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,991 between us! 437 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,949 And remember what you asked me in the garden 438 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,092 It was a scientific question... 439 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:31,330 I wanted to know if you are cold, but i don't think so... 440 00:38:31,798 --> 00:38:35,261 Well chosen. You looked very determined. 441 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,434 I had the impression that you were worried, how to say Upset! 442 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,354 I'm sorry, I wasn't mad at you. 443 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,437 - I have to make a phone call. - Stay here. 444 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,353 You have typical behavior the complex one. 445 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:56,350 - Do you suffer from frustrations when you are with a woman? - I don't suffer from anything. 446 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,275 You did everything. Now turn the problem around. I asked you. 447 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,353 Maybe you should have asked yourself. What are you doing, are you leaving? 448 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,437 - we still have time. - For what? 449 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:14,470 You came here... undressing... if we put them all together... 450 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,215 - Holy Mary... - do you like them? 451 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,392 I would really... Sorry, it's an Anglo-Pugliese expression! 452 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,315 Look at me, teacher! what do you want to do 453 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,752 How what do I want? Everything. 454 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:36,976 And Jung said that. The complex is formed from conflicts and stimuli. I read yesterday. 455 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:42,516 Do you know what Oscar Wilde said? When a man he is in this situation, he must not give up. 456 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,857 - Who is it? - Have you seen Grazia? 457 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:51,315 - Oh... but not completely... - Did you see her or not? 458 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,550 I was going to see her if you didn't come. why did you come Go away! 459 00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:58,365 Go to the garden, I have work to do. 460 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,315 - You are getting dressed, the monk has left. - I better go. 461 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,696 - Anyway, it was interesting. - How? I didn't do anything. 462 00:40:07,789 --> 00:40:10,487 You barely ignited my desire, do you want to make me die? 463 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:14,395 Please go first. 464 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,517 You want to kill me. You don't kill me... 465 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:21,018 - I have a little left. - Don't kill me... 466 00:40:21,026 --> 00:40:23,320 Yes. I'm leaving now. 467 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,893 - I'm sorry. I'm leaving. - Do you want to kill me? 468 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:53,278 A water gun. Who would have imagined? 469 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,432 Caress me, kiss me. 470 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,612 stroke my hair I'm sorry, I was wrong. 471 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:02,919 Get out of the car, put the anti-theft lock closes the gate. 472 00:41:03,006 --> 00:41:06,017 The end of the first part. 473 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:11,395 Are you reading a photo novel? I caress you and you read? 474 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:16,849 I'm killing you... Am I a fool? 475 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:22,492 It will put anti-theft on my brain. I have voltage 400... 476 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,432 Let's calm down, baby. Let's take it from the beginning. 477 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,574 - Tell me something exciting. - Exciting plants and oysters. 478 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:38,356 and pepper from your mother's whore. 479 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,506 I'm going to take a shower. I will take 54 showers. 480 00:41:41,506 --> 00:41:44,037 Don't stop me, I'm going to take a shower. 481 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,399 The girl hasn't done anything yet. 482 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,359 He has a lot of work, unfortunately it's not easy. 483 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,349 Bring us a Fernet Blanco And a ness, without ice. 484 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,279 Did Sam find out he killed Michele? 485 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:32,310 It seems that it was an associate of his, he was arrested. It's not our job. 486 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:38,813 The fool. Before he died he left a writing that the paintings are no longer at Vila Paradiso. 487 00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:43,393 - But he didn't write who I am. - i know 488 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,429 Maybe whoever took them has it connection with Villa Paradiso. 489 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,912 You are formidable. We have to deal with this. 490 00:44:03,437 --> 00:44:07,877 It's better to leave. If you understand the game will end badly. 491 00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:14,289 Don't forget I'm jealous. Without tricks. 492 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,319 Don't you trust me? We take the paintings and run away. 493 00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:20,770 I swear on my mother's soul. 494 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,112 It doesn't go with my mother's soul. remember this! 495 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,211 Bye! 496 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,433 - You were fantastic! - Thank you, Johnny! 497 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,473 - The blonde is beautiful. It's the same. - He is an expert in art. 498 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,813 Only she can recognize if the paintings are authentic. 499 00:45:32,906 --> 00:45:35,060 Let's hope we find them. 500 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,525 Find out if someone from the clinic a had connection with Villa Paradiso. 501 00:45:38,525 --> 00:45:41,399 - It was a villa inhabited by nobles. - What does this have to do with it? 502 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,473 Mother's paintings were there when they disappeared. 503 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,437 Villa Paradiso... a romantic name! 504 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:55,311 This is for you. Here is a pack for the teacher. 505 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,133 - I have nothing for you. - I'm not crazy, I'm just a goalkeeper. 506 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,616 Bye! 507 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,273 Sister Fulgenzia! 508 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,354 - Do me a favor. Were you a missionary? - 15 years. 509 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,090 - Have you been to China? - Yes. Everywhere. 510 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,393 So you know Chinese. 511 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,393 - I talk a little, but I read more. - Read what it says. 512 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,278 It's a new drug. 513 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,312 Must be used with a half hours before. 514 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:35,310 - You fool! - Read on! 515 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:40,910 Disgusting, indecent, immoral... ! 516 00:46:40,977 --> 00:46:43,480 - Gross! - Stupid! 517 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,517 don't turn back that I break the bone at the sacrum. 518 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,359 Every time I give them to read about a medicine you hit me. 519 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:59,356 - Why do you put this bucket at the entrance? - Look what you did! 520 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,437 - I'm doing some cleaning. - Why are you cleaning? 521 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,355 Cardinal Vitola can come from a at another moment to pay us a visit. 522 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,428 - Why is the Cardinal coming? - For the pool subsidy. 523 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,354 - How much did they approve? - 420 million euros. 524 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,393 - How much does the pool cost? - 24 million. 525 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,393 4 million disappeared. 526 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:25,474 Let me know when the Cardinal comes. Can't you take this bucket from here? 527 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,398 One, two, three, four! 528 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,393 - Cool! - I don't have time, I have to make a phone call. 529 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:39,349 - Please. again? - We have to rehearse! 530 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,439 - The premiere is the day after tomorrow. - Money for the show. 531 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,514 - 6 million. - Too little? 532 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,514 No, it's good. Let's do the rehearsal! 533 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,651 are you ready 534 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,976 Gustavo? Come and get Ginger Rogers, I think it's done. 535 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,642 - Connect with my wife. - Wait? 536 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,324 Yes, I'm waiting. 537 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,432 If the sister got angry It means something exciting. 538 00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:00,433 baby is that you Finally the medicine arrived. 539 00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:06,314 - Why did you call? - I have work on Broadway, I explain... 540 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:11,394 Finally the medicine arrived Chinese, the one for slimming... 541 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,314 How happy I am. Is it effective? 542 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,434 It says very clearly that you must take two half an hour before I arrive. 543 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,399 - What does this have to do with you? - What does it have to do with me? 544 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,393 Half an hour before the meal, half an hour before I arrive. 545 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,274 - Okay, I'll take them. - I'll send them right away. 546 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,478 - Good evening, teacher. - Good evening! 547 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,478 - Why are you staying here? - I'm waiting for the elevator. I'm going to your apartment. 548 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,393 - Go up the stairs. - There are five floors... ! 549 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,472 - Lose weight. - With your permission... 550 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,511 With my permission... 551 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,091 What happened? Right now! 552 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,312 Goalkeeper! 553 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:28,354 nothing can be seen everything is blocked. 554 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,318 - Who is it? - The boy with the wine. 555 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:39,440 sorry for the delay, it was dark... 556 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,393 - We were waiting for you, my love. - Me? 557 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,517 Michael! Son of a why! 558 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,313 I'm Professor La Russa! I got stuck in the elevator! 559 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,353 Veronica took the pills, he's excited and I'm stuck here... 560 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,431 Veronica! 561 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,353 Veronica! Answer me! 562 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,513 - I hear you! You are wonderful! - I know... 563 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,437 I'm your husband, I got stuck in the elevator. can you hear me 564 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:18,030 - I want more... - Now leave me, I have to pee. 565 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:22,359 19 minutes... Veronica! 566 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,318 Oh, yes. 567 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:30,434 The light has come, the teacher is coming... 568 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,896 This is a real man...! 569 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:48,314 No one should be left stranded for 28 minutes! I am the administrator of the block! 570 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,380 - are you still here? - Yes. 571 00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:52,399 Did my wife treat you well? 572 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,471 - How much did he... ? - Three! 573 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,399 - What are you waiting for? Go away! - With your permission 574 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,358 - What are you doing? Go to hell! - Now I can't, teacher. 575 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,356 I was so afraid... 576 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,468 I was stuck in the elevator for 28 minutes. Look what I sweated... 577 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,437 I got as hot as an African penguin. What are we going to do now...?! 578 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,393 stop talking I'm very tired I'm going to sleep. 579 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,138 Why are you tired? I came to... 580 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,395 Castrated son of a whore. Good that my wife only gave him 300 lire... 581 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,638 - What are you doing here? - Don't you see? I'm on guard. 582 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,233 - What are you watching? - Everything. 583 00:52:38,257 --> 00:52:41,978 If you need, call me. I am at your disposal. 584 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:45,513 Excuse me! He called me Ugolini. 585 00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:49,656 Come in! 586 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,691 Leave me! 587 00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,433 what are you doing Do you want to kill me? I thought we were friends. 588 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,513 Not. in many years of war I saw many nurses. 589 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,359 They were all fake and lying. You are not a real nurse. 590 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,514 - You are an enemy spy! - How did you figure it out? 591 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,437 I'm smart, I'm a desert fox. I'm going to shoot you! 592 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,478 No, please. You are a good man. 593 00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:26,273 I'm not good, you are good. We will do an exchange. 594 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,354 I save his life if you give me the hour of love. 595 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,439 - No, it's impossible. - Nothing is impossible for Major Rommel. 596 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:41,311 - How nice it is, I think it's with water. - Yes. how did you guess 597 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,433 - Don't give it to me. - Take it. They will bring me another anyway. 598 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,472 Now let's do more important things. Leave this gun. 599 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:54,400 I want you, I want you, I can't resist anymore. The lust of a soldier and the baton of... 600 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,311 No! Leave me! 601 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,291 Hail, General! 602 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:07,399 - Traitor! I'm going to have you shot. - And I will have you arrested. 603 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,314 you don't know who i am I am Feldmarschall Rommel. 604 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,478 240! I'm going to explode. 605 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,308 The neuro-vegetative system is on the ground. 606 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,477 One moment. Come in! 607 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,438 - Did you want to talk? - Thank you Grazia. Take a seat. 608 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:50,516 I imagine you wanted to talk about what happened to Rommel. 609 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,392 It wasn't my fault. Everything happened unexpectedly. 610 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:58,519 What interests us about them? They are sick. Let's think about us, we are alive and eager... 611 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:03,393 We are so beautiful and I had an attraction... 612 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:08,434 - Can I call her by name, Grazia? - Of course, thank you. 613 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,754 - You are very understanding, you are good as... - A penis? 614 00:55:11,244 --> 00:55:13,453 - Like a father. - Thank you. 615 00:55:13,471 --> 00:55:19,364 We wanted to continue the discussion that o we were talking when our sister interrupted us... 616 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,477 I thought it was my wife's car. It's her car... 617 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,076 - Saint Berille, my wife is in the hospital yard. - How? 618 00:55:27,165 --> 00:55:29,593 An amazing idea came to me. It's sunny outside, shall we take a bath? 619 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,353 - He wants to. - We'll see you outside in half an hour. 620 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,439 We meet in a half of hours at the Barletta mast. 621 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:43,389 - The others won't say anything? - What can I say, who is in charge here? 622 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:49,350 - I thought it was Sister Fulgenzia. - Make sure he doesn't see you. 623 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,691 - Bye! - You will be mine... 624 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:05,270 - Excuse me, sister! The teacher? - Maybe it's there, maybe beyond. 625 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,318 - I don't understand. - I don't know where he is. Goodbye! 626 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,433 In the past, the door of the chapel was here. Ugh, what the hell did I do... ! 627 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,291 Come in! 628 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:24,429 - I didn't want to disturb you... - Take a seat, please. 629 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,517 I don't want to disturb you, I'm looking for him the teacher, I am his wife. 630 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,436 I'm delighted! 631 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:35,514 - Peppino of Tappis. Please! - You are an artist. 632 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:40,359 - Are these your paintings? - I humbly say yes. 633 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,474 - What do you usually paint? - Women! Women are my favorite subject. 634 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,312 I haven't defined his face yet! 635 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,479 - If you give him your face? - Are you kidding me? 636 00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:01,316 - Maybe when I was younger. - You are beautiful. To be honest... 637 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,353 ... if you had two, three less... If you had been a little weaker... 638 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,392 To save a little more color... 639 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,917 - Say yes! - Let me think. 640 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:17,477 - Two, three retouches? - Yes, to prepare the cloth. 641 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,876 Take a seat. 642 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,669 Don't move. 643 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,471 Ma'am, you are little a bit too dressed up... 644 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,356 A better way. 645 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,398 - Is that good? - Perfect. 646 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:15,939 - Hello! Where can I change? - There. 647 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:18,411 Thank you. 648 00:58:21,941 --> 00:58:25,019 How hot are you... 649 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,473 - Surprise! - I have to dig here... 650 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:49,311 - Who let you come here? - Give me the shovel to make a sun... 651 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,392 Why did you bring here? these poultices? 652 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,473 A little sun will do them good. They promised me that they would be good. 653 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,273 They are two crazy people. 654 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,477 - It's mine. - Are you crazy? It's my shovel. 655 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:07,389 Be... Fools! 656 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,472 Stop with these jokes... 657 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:14,433 I let you go, but I want from you order, discipline and dignity. 658 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,972 Are you kidding me? I break your bones... 659 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:30,669 - Teacher, what are you doing? - Hello... 660 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,473 You are a psycho-pharmacist, with that mandolin you manage to... 661 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:44,311 What are you looking at? Listen, Grazia... 662 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,037 If I knew it would end like this I prefer to stay at the hospital and work. 663 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,513 A little air is good and it dies. 664 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,392 Cheer up! One, two! 665 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,359 You can't spoil our peace. Go to the beach. 666 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,793 I preferred to take him with me, otherwise they would fight. 667 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,432 - It's you. - No, I am landing troops. 668 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:28,514 Enough, fool. I'm going to the water, see you later. 669 01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:32,011 - I'm making the clam... - Bye! 670 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:38,396 - What do we do now? - Shouldn't you have disembarked? Cheer up! 671 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:43,434 I changed my mind. I don't disembark anymore. I don't want you anymore... 672 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,359 - do you know what we do? A child. - A child? 673 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:53,270 If we make 30, we can command a platoon. 674 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,020 - And you know what I tell him? - No! 675 01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:57,352 Bye! 676 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:20,276 If I did it 30 times, let's do it for the 31st time. 677 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,316 Let's do it. 678 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,312 - It's a beautiful day... ! - Yes! 679 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,392 - What are you doing, teacher? - He's our fool. 680 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,433 This is not a trap for fools, it's a frog trap. 681 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,473 Why did you come here? Where are the pieces? 682 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,312 It's full. There is a huge one. Come see her. 683 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,476 do you see They are playing! 684 01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:48,437 - Don't pull me anymore, I'm losing everything. - Stay here. 685 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,516 This is a nest. Look how it moves. 686 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,352 - Give me your hand. - I didn't do anything. 687 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,431 I give him the shovel and we are putty. 688 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:03,172 - The shovel is mine. - It's yours... 689 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:11,394 - What is happening here? - Two against one? what is this 690 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:16,315 - I kill him. - Give me the shovel! 691 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,352 - Let's go. - Don't be upset. 692 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,393 One moment. The stakes are standing in the sand. Let's go. 693 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,517 I am a bad person. Get the hell away... You're free. 694 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,552 what are you doing here 695 01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:50,430 Are you talking to me now? Let's continue the discussion we interrupted. 696 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:55,270 - Are you kidding? Get out immediately. - Don't shout at me. 697 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,353 I am a teacher, a good person. 698 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,399 I don't understand why you undressed yesterday... 699 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:08,508 it seems like a continuous search... 700 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,437 Yes, that's it. I was looking for the paintings... 701 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:18,356 I was looking to do an experiment. It was something personal... 702 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:23,428 and you do me? You took me for one old man to make fun of? 703 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:28,435 - You are not old, teacher. - I got angry. 704 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:34,516 You are a man of value, your clinic is wonderful... 705 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:40,314 - You should call it Villa Paradiso! - I know! But Villa Paradiso already exists. 706 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,272 - It's a dream villa. - Really? 707 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:48,354 You know who lived there. Crazy Peppino'. They were a noble family. 708 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:53,349 - something is going through me... - something is wrong with me too... 709 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,389 I have an idea. 710 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:59,395 - Does he like this? - Yes, it's very nice. 711 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:05,476 I'm glad you came to see me. The last time you came, you stayed here... 712 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:10,514 - You would be the perfect model for me... - Are all the paintings painted by you? 713 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:15,393 I don't only paint on canvas. I paint on wood, glass... 714 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,314 I paint on anything. I will show them. 715 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,451 Show me! 716 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,389 Two paintings painted in tempera. What do you think I painted? 717 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:34,270 - On wood? - No. There were two old paintings, I had them at home. 718 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,578 - Why, were they ugly? - There was a cardinal and a saint. 719 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,294 - What am I interested in, people? do you like them? - A lot. 720 01:04:42,948 --> 01:04:47,195 - I want to buy them. - Are you kidding me? I give them as a gift. 721 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,437 And I put them here, when you leave, you take them. 722 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,389 Thank you, Peppino. Now you have to to leave I'll be back later. 723 01:04:55,480 --> 01:05:00,474 Now undress, I want to paint you. lie down on the bed. 724 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,835 - Are you crazy? - I'm crazy, you're good. 725 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,473 - Leave me, Peppino! - I'm good, you crazy... 726 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,473 - What is happening here? - Peppino had an ordinary attack. 727 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:21,474 How far have you come, miss? Get out immediately. 728 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,411 Go away! 729 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,399 why are you intruding I'm going to... 730 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,951 That's what I'm going to do. 731 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,452 At half past seven, the wife mine took the pills... 732 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:44,394 Good evening teacher, I called the elevator. If I bother you, I can take the stairs. 733 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:49,474 - Thank you, I prefer to take a few steps. - Okay, teacher. As you wish. 734 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,430 Teacher! 735 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:59,439 - And thank you, God! - For what? 736 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,513 - Heaven sent you, come from Heaven. - I'm coming from the hospital. i have to go 737 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:08,518 - My wife is sick. - I'm looking for a doctor, I don't have time. 738 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:13,313 I was just looking for a doctor And you came, teacher. 739 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:17,399 - You must come and see my wife. - I finish with my hands, you touch me and I don't do anything. 740 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:21,473 - My wife... - Is he dead?! Call a trick. 741 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,752 - Time passes and... - Don't let her die... 742 01:06:24,752 --> 01:06:27,848 - Come and see her... - How is your wife? 743 01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:37,416 You were, my love... 744 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:42,433 Are you in the mood for jokes? The teacher is coming... 745 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:52,310 what are you doing ma'am Maybe someone is coming... 746 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,477 Maybe they don't seem but I clap for health... 747 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,318 Playboy! 748 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,432 Five drops three times a day, four suppositories three times a day. 749 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,433 - What do I owe you? - Nothing. 750 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,433 How nothing? I can't afford it. 751 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:20,399 - I have to go. - How should he take the drops? 752 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,919 - On the nose! - And the pills? 753 01:07:22,925 --> 01:07:24,519 in the mouth. 754 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:29,518 - And the suppositories? - You put them in your wife's ass... 755 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,472 He is not a doctor, he is a saint. 756 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,433 Veronica! where are you Stop being shy. Is it a shame? 757 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,472 What are we going to do now... Where are you, have you been hiding? 758 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,358 Veronica! Michael! 759 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:52,393 Do you want me to come down? 760 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:56,359 where have you been baby What happened? 761 01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,393 - I'm tired. Very tired. - Did you take those pills? 762 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:04,314 how much did you get We will do it three times. 763 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:07,419 What happened? 764 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:13,310 The fool came with the wine. Good thing he doesn't have sexual problems. He is neutered. 765 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,875 Long live! Move! 766 01:08:14,969 --> 01:08:18,336 We don't have to go too far, not to tire the horse. 767 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:24,310 Who, him? Don't forget the stable,... 768 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:31,436 - ... this horse walked 50-60 kilometers a day. - Him, not me! 769 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,514 50 - 60 kilometers with me, through snow trojans... 770 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:41,313 I have to see what the situation is. The enemy may be somewhere around us. 771 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,511 Let's go up the hill... 772 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,511 - Look at them! - Who? 773 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:05,394 The Austrians attack on the flanks! Imperial Guard to advance! 774 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:08,358 Horses are... before! 775 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:14,395 Come back, Napoleon! 776 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:20,475 Stop! 777 01:09:22,310 --> 01:09:26,321 - Attack... - See what a beating I give... 778 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,351 Leave him! 779 01:09:30,309 --> 01:09:32,729 He's the crazy one, not me. 780 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:37,399 ... what could I do, teacher? I ran after him, but I could not reach him. 781 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:40,914 - What am I, a runner? - No, you're a fool. 782 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,976 When you see him running, you must catch him, if not, he is only doing nonsense. 783 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:47,312 at last he fell asleep I gave him a sedative. 784 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:53,356 I also took care of the shepherd, luckily not he was a german shepherd, he bit us all... 785 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:56,437 We have trouble And you're burning with jokes... 786 01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,513 - Who's kidding, teacher? - If we continue like this, they will close our hospital. 787 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,312 Are we trying a chemical attack with Moretti? 788 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:09,354 I told him that I don't like this term. It's a term used in psychiatric clinics. 789 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:15,350 They are not crazy here. There are people who come and pay well. 790 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:19,570 If you have a similar case, call the hospital from Foggia and put on a helmet. 791 01:10:19,579 --> 01:10:22,663 - What are you interested in? He pays. - As you wish! 792 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,977 And if Santarelli gets involved again, you have to tell him... 793 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:31,314 - ... the teacher told me that he takes care of it. Clear? - Sure! 794 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:37,356 You must say: "The teacher told me that I take care of everything". Clear? 795 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:41,473 We don't get along. I think one of us is crazy. 796 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,311 I am not. 797 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:51,473 ladies and gentlemen, Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire... 798 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,232 A dance for two! 799 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:19,377 - and the primary doctor... - Death would be taken away...! 800 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,411 Excuse me! 801 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:26,393 Eminent! Where did you come from? 802 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:31,429 I was rehearsing with Ginger Rogers the dance that... 803 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:36,275 - He's crazy... - We had to give him 400 million... 804 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,076 Now I don't get the money anymore... 805 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:44,353 I'm still stupid. For 6 million I will lose 420... 806 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,308 - Good evening, miss! - Good evening! Thank you! 807 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:10,669 With pleasure. How beautiful you are... 808 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,451 What traffic. 809 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,410 - Who came out first? - The new nurse. Why? 810 01:12:20,484 --> 01:12:22,834 instead of going in, going out? Where did he go? 811 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:26,353 How should I know? I'm not crazy. I am the goalkeeper. 812 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:33,314 I don't understand anything anymore. It's better in a hospice than here. 813 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,470 - Hello, Napoleon! - Hello! 814 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,312 - Are you also a ventriloquist? - And you are also stupid? 815 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:47,388 - What did you bring? - Where are you going with Napoleon? 816 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:50,517 - If you don't tell me where you're taking Napoleon... - I'm the boss. Who is in charge here? 817 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:54,471 Sister Fulgenzia! That's why I camouflaged it. 818 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,478 - Who is that? - He's my model, teacher. 819 01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,471 What a beautiful face she has! It has a face distinguished persons. Hello, beautiful! 820 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,477 Sorry, teacher. You made a mistake. 821 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,474 - Hello! - It's beautiful. Listen, Peppino! 822 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:13,698 Will you let me use the brush too? 823 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,433 - will you tell me where you are taking him? - Confident�� against confiden��. 824 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,433 I gave him an injection to make him sleep. I put it in the closet and get into his bed. 825 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,478 - When the nurse comes... - Put your hand on her. 826 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,512 Good night, sister Fulgenzia! 827 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,074 Why are you here, Gustavo!? Are you still on guard? 828 01:13:32,169 --> 01:13:35,164 - I changed tours with Grazia. He was tired. - Yes? 829 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,359 - Dr. Santarelli didn't come? - study for the exam. 830 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:43,393 - Let's hope that nothing will happen. - Nothing can happen. 831 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:47,473 I put sleeping pills in the water for all of them. 832 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:51,399 - That's how we'll all sleep. - You are not stupid... 833 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:54,432 Good thing I got rid of Napoleon... 834 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:58,433 I feel very strong... 835 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:03,352 How hot it is here! Let me cool off. 836 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:13,473 Enter: "Good evening, Napoleon! How are you feeling? "How do I feel..." ? 837 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,611 If I lay hands on you... 838 01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:24,135 See what I do... That's better. 839 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:22,428 I succeeded. excuse me dear it's something urgent. 840 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:26,399 - Don't say you found your mother's paintings. - Yes, I was lucky. 841 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:31,429 - I looked where I should and I found them. - Mother's paintings... 842 01:15:33,578 --> 01:15:36,604 Finally, we can go to Broadway And let's prepare the show. 843 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:42,890 - A promise is a promise. - I'm glad you're happy. 844 01:15:42,982 --> 01:15:45,146 And your mother will be happy. 845 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,878 How old is he, 200 years old? 846 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,431 What connection does the mother have? Do I have to thank him in person? 847 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:56,479 These paintings appear in one mad painter, Peppino de Tapis, 848 01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:01,359 ... a painter who is in the teacher's clinic La Russa had them at home for 100 years. 849 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,650 You are a liar, a charlatan And a son who involved me... 850 01:16:04,744 --> 01:16:07,440 ... in dirty traffic. 851 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:10,432 What behavior! If I pull one... 852 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:14,274 Are you threatening the lady?! How do you allow it, brat? 853 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:17,512 - What do you want? - I'm going to slap you! 854 01:16:17,903 --> 01:16:20,512 - Who? - Now you don't understand? 855 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:23,736 - You fool... - I'm killing you... 856 01:16:24,237 --> 01:16:26,405 stop it. 857 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:41,436 - Let's run away! The paintings are true. - Water, I need water. 858 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:52,268 - God! - Don't be scared, it's water. 859 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:56,319 - How are you feeling? - Okay. 860 01:16:56,360 --> 01:17:00,478 - Let's follow them. The paintings are worth millions. - Which paintings? 861 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:04,436 Let's go. 862 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:25,310 What legs... ! What a mandolin! let me sing... 863 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:39,355 I am a prisoner. Assassins! 864 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,278 Open the door! 865 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:46,052 It was the English. Lying traitors... 866 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:48,836 Speechless people... 867 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:55,389 I am the king... Help! 868 01:17:55,440 --> 01:18:00,309 - Free me! - Gustavo! Gustavo! 869 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:06,396 Help! Why �ip�? I woke up... 870 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:10,353 It's Napoleon! The sleeping pill does not It had its effect. 871 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:14,439 I am the king I was taken prisoner... 872 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,511 Don't you go to him? 873 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,392 I will do what the teacher said. I will call the hospital. 874 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:25,513 Cowards, traitors, assassins... I'll kill you all! 875 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:30,472 Shut up, you've been screaming for two hours, you scared my wife 876 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:34,312 Who are you, dwarf? Did you come to kill me? 877 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,353 - Will my empire end in blood? - No. 878 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,432 - If you continue like this, it will end in shit. - Shit! 879 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:46,315 - Fool! - You are Cambron. 880 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,517 - Cambron, my trusted general. - Yes. 881 01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:54,472 You came to set me free. 882 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,850 A ��n�ar. 883 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,354 - Where is it? - 2nd floor, room 23. Shall I come too? 884 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,472 - No, if he sees someone he knows, it's worse. - Okay. Thank you. 885 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,357 My stomach hurts... 886 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:16,472 What pain I have... 887 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,312 Grazia, do me a favor... ! 888 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:25,388 come close to me... 889 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,308 My head hurts... 890 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:36,393 - Veronica, will you change my shirt? - Yes, my love. 891 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:42,433 - Hello, Professor La Russa. - and me, Sophia Loren. 892 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,472 How is your sister ? 893 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:49,357 what are you doing Did you put the straitjacket on me? I was sleeping. 894 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:53,473 I am a teacher in Russia! Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy?! 895 01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:00,432 - Look there. They are. - Where? 896 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:04,399 I told him I was going to the airport. did you see 897 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:14,513 They had a brilliant idea. Camouflage seems worthless. 898 01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:20,474 Now you have cleaned them, how do we deal with customs? 899 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:39,394 We will succeed somehow. 900 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,476 Now he controls the woman. 901 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:58,630 Excuse me! Where do you have it? 902 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:02,351 I am delighted to discover you... 903 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,117 Everything is fine. 904 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:22,316 - Be careful, you don't handle weapons. - Neither do you, moron. 905 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:37,472 What are you doing, Grazia? Soon it's time to visit. The relatives are out. 906 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:43,016 I'm sorry. Now everything is done, I have nothing more to do here. 907 01:21:43,373 --> 01:21:46,697 Do you want to leave? You just won't go back to dancing! 908 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:50,434 I don't know. I think so. What else could he do? 909 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:55,516 That's how I'm used to, to travel to sing, to dance... 910 01:21:56,320 --> 01:22:01,716 - We are happy to have you at the clinic. - What should I do? To be a nurse? 911 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,776 Of course. I promise no one he won't chase you away. 912 01:22:04,782 --> 01:22:09,192 - It's strange that you say it. - I understand what you mean. 913 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:13,468 Lately I've been a bit harsh with you. But believe me... 914 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:19,311 I have nothing against you, I'm angry me, I disappointed you. 915 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:23,433 Who cares what happened? Don't you understand what's wrong with you? 916 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,872 - I love you like crazy. - and you? 917 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:32,513 - Don't confuse me with the others. please - You are the only cute one here. 918 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:37,694 The others want you... 919 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:41,574 - And that makes me jealous. - You really fell in love! 920 01:22:41,866 --> 01:22:44,236 Don't you want to understand, Grazia? 921 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:47,852 - Do you want me? - Of course I want you. 922 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:51,472 No, no, not here. 923 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:54,271 Where? 924 01:22:57,985 --> 01:23:02,110 - Where are you, Grazia? - Here. Sister Fulgenzia can come. 925 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:08,470 He may come. I lost a lot time, we have to recover. 926 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:13,679 I love you, my beautiful nurse. 927 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,549 - Are you giving it to me as a present? - What to do with her? 928 01:23:21,559 --> 01:23:23,963 - I put it in the garden. - It's not marble. 929 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:28,474 - Don't you see that it's black in front? - I give him a white hand. 930 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:33,393 - What are you giving me? - That gorilla over there. 931 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,438 Help me! 932 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:40,530 You must repeat in front of the judge what I mentioned in the minutes. 933 01:23:41,204 --> 01:23:43,714 - It's a simple formality. - Agreed. Take a seat. 934 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,313 Thank you! The two were punished. 935 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:49,596 I found out what happened with your primary care physician. 936 01:23:49,596 --> 01:23:53,612 After attacks and electrocutions, remained destroyed. 937 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:57,393 In short, what does it have? 938 01:23:57,480 --> 01:24:01,393 Get rid of stress through childhood. 939 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:06,474 Our little fedain is it one of yours? 940 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:09,512 That's a genius, Giuseppina's son. 941 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:15,348 And this is Maria Luiza's son, he is the king of Rome. 942 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:18,437 - Give me the balloon! - Leave him! 943 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:27,359 Crazy! Cha cha cha! Crazy! Cha cha cha! 944 01:24:34,197 --> 01:24:38,764 SF�R�IT