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>> ANNOUNCER: Tonight on the
Keeping Up

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with the Kardashians.
>> RYAN SEACREST: It's 8:52 in

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the morning.
All right, now let's get some

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real... real scoop.
Did you date Joe Francis?

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Pete Wentz? Terrence Howard?
And what's the story with Reggie

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Bush and Kim Kardashian?
>> TRISH (on phone): Hey, Kim,

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it's Trish.
>> KIM: Hey, Trish.

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Yeah?

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>> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: We're going to get to

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the bottom of this, okay?
>> KIM: We've already been

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through this.
I don't want to go through this

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again.
>> KRIS: This time we went

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straight to the FBI.
And that's who's coming over

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here now is the police, the FBI,
and the attorney.

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>> KHLOE: Sheesh.

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>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're

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right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--

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is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.

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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not

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cute.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to

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make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?

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Kim is always late.
>> KIM: I'm here.

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>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.

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>> BRUCE: Stop!
>> KRIS: That's enough.

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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it, we're done.

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>> Money.
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BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
>> KHLOE: Kim, this is exciting.

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show is a car
show that I'm hosting for the

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day.

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>> KIM: Hi.
>> GEORGE: George.

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>> KHLOE: George?
Being in the public eye is

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really cool.
Thank you.

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People recognized me.
That's a real trip.

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>> KIM: I'm not here to talk
about my personal life.

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But there's one thing that
drives me absolutely crazy about

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being famous.
That's everyone wanting to know

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all the details about who I'm
dating.

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>> You gotta meet Fabulous.
>> KIM: One of the duties that

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Dub
show is that I announce the

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performers.
Bye.

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The next performer is the
rapper Fabulous, who I've met

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one time before, yet the
tabloids claimed I'm dating.

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So, I decided to have fun with
it.

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So, this next performer is once
rumored to be my boyfriend, so

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probably after I, you know,
announce him today, we might

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get married.
These crazy rumors...

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The tabloids just come up with
these rumors-- people that I'm

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dating-- you know, what can you
do?

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>> KIM: Thank you.
>> Okay, ladies, take care.

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>> KIM: Thank you.

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(phone ringing)
>> KIM: Ooh...

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Hey, Cindals.
>> CINDY: Hey, Kim, what's going

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on?
>> KIM: Nothing. I'm just at the

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store with my sisters.

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>> KIM: Like what?
So I get from my publicist

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Cindy, and it's her job to make
sure that everything that the

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press writes about me is true.
I saw him at Butter, and I

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literally, we were at completely
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It's like across the other room,
and we must have waved hi for

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one second.

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>> KOURTNEY: I took a picture
with him.

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>> KIM: Kourtney took a picture
with him.

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>> KIM: Oh, my gosh.
>> KHLOE: They probably did.

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>> KIM: I've been really trying
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me, but they're really getting
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>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
>> KIM: Reading what this says

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on-line about...
>> KHLOE: Are you really reading

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this?
>> KOURTNEY: What does it say?

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>> KIM: It says, "Bootylicious
Kim Kardashian has a new man.

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The beauty has been out on the
town with hunky actor Terrence

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Howard.
They were all over each other.

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She was sitting on his lap,
and he was rubbing her butt.

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The rapper Howard declined to
comment."

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>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> KIM: Look at this.

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"Who is dating Kim Kardashian?
>> KOURTNEY: No.

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>> KIM: Okay, let's see how many
are true.

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One, two, three, four.

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Four out of ten are true.
This is ridiculous.

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I want to go in here and write
to them.

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>> KOURTNEY: Kim, let me take
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I'm the professional.
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Kim.
>> KIM: I cannot believe they

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have this as if it's fact.
>> KHLOE: Kim, this is (bleep)

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stupid!
>> KIM: It's stupid.

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>> KHLOE: Why does Mom have a
picture of you as her screen

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saver and not me?
>> KOURTNEY: Because Mom gets

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ten percent.

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>> KHLOE: Kim, get up, step away
from the computer.

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>> KOURTNEY: Step away from the
computer, please...

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>> KHLOE: Step away.
>> KOURTNEY: ...before we escort

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you.
>> KIM: Kourtney and Khloe are

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saying it's not a big deal,
and all of our friends and

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family know it's not true, but
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true.
>> KOURTNEY: Get up...

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Up and out.
>> KIM: So I'm already booked

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Ryan Seacrest
radio show, and I think this

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is the perfect opportunity for
me to set the record straight.

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Ryan
in the morning.

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I just feel like I can clear up
all these rumors with all these

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guys that I've supposedly dated.
He'll ask me funny questions,

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and I could finally give him the
answers.

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I now realize I'm not a
slorebag.

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>> ROB: You're not a slore, and
you know it.

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>> KIM: I know I'm totally the
anti-slore.

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>> ROB: Oh, you're not a slore.
>> KOURTNEY: Stop.

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>> ROB: Let's go make-pretend
you are for the moment, though.

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Come on, slore.
Come on, slore!

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(chuckling)
>> SEACREST: ...Coast.

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>> WOMAN: On air.
>> ANNOUNCER: Ryan Seacrest.

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102.7.
>> Okay.

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>> SEACREST: It's 8:52 in the
morning.

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Seacrest with you.
Coming into the studio now,

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we're bringing on sisters
Kardashians.

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>> ELLEN: Yes.
>> SEACREST: So, uh, Kim was

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listening earlier this morning,
Ellen.

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>> ELLEN: Yeah.
>> SEACREST: And we were talking

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about your, your history of the
social scene and circle.

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>> KIM: I just want to set the
record straight.

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Let's be honest.
Ask me everything.

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>> SEACREST: Okay, let me just
run...

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This is gonna be very easy.
Let me start with the list of

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guys.
>> KIM: Okay.

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Did you date Joe Francis from
Girls Gone Wild?

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>> KIM: No way.
That's my sister's friend.

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>> ELLEN: So Joe Francis:
no way.

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>> SEACREST: Okay. What about
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No, he's not the lead singer.
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Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz?
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I was in his video, and we had a
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the monkey in that video, too.
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kissed the monkey as well.
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Our friend, we talked to him
not too long ago, Terrence

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Howard.
I remember I walked in in the

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morning, and I saw...
This is recently.

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>> KIM: Oh, this story is
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>> KOURTNEY: I was sitting in
his lap that night.

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>> KIM: Yes.
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>> SEACREST: It's 8:45.
Kim Kardashian with us, and

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we're up to Reggie Bush.
Now, are you dating him?

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What's the story with Reggie
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>> KIM: Um... Reggie and I are
good friends.

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>> SEACREST: First of all, a
couple things.

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There was an "um," a pregnant
pause, then you shifted eye

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contact.
Have you ever seen Reggie Bush

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with his shirt off?
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He's... you know, aren't there
lots of commercials and stuff

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with his shirt off?
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to put that as a yes.
So, there is, there's definitely

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a potential there, though,
'cause you do think he's cute.

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>> KIM: No, no, you know, I'm
trying to... I said to myself,

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I'm going to be single for a
year.

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This is the only time in my
life that I could focus on work.

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I have no time away from my
family.

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If you date me, it's like
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>> SEACREST: Oh, God, oh, God,
you're dating Kris, too?

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>> ELLEN: The whole package.
>> SEACREST: Well, thank you,

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girls, for coming.
It's great to see all of you.

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I appreciate you getting up
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Thanks, girls.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.

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>> KIM: Bye, you guys.
>> KRIS: Hey, guys, that went

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>> KIM: Amazing.

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>> KRIS: Yeah.
And you did a great job.

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Are you done clearing up all the
rumors?

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How do you feel about that?
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they can happen to everyone,
and I get really sensitive

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about it when they're so not
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>> KRIS: I think you just have
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Get a little bit tougher skin
'cause that's going to start

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happening all the time.
>> KIM: Rumors, shlumors.

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(phone ringing)
>> KIM: Hello?

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>> TRISH: Hey, Kim, this is
Trish.

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>> KIM: Hey, Trish.
How are you?

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>> KIM: Yeah?

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>> KIM: What?
Wait, me and my sister together?

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>> KIM: I know where these
pictures came from.

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Oh, my God.
I thought I was already done

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with this.

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>> KIM: Mom!
I need to talk to you.

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>> KRIS: What's wrong?
Honey, what's wrong?

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What's wrong?
>> KIM (sobbing): Those pictures

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of Kourtney...
Oh, my God, there's Kourtney and

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Khloe.
I cannot even face her.

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Mom, I don't want to talk to
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(sobbing)
It was all my fault, you know

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what I mean?
>> KRIS: Listen, we're gonna get

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to the bottom of this, okay?
>> KIM: But I've already been

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through this.
Then I have to face Bruce, and

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then I just, like, I don't want
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>> KRIS: Please don't cry.
I'm sorry.

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I'm really sorry, Kim.
I don't know what to do.

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(sobbing)
>> KRIS: Did he ever tell you he

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was gonna sell them?
This guy is going down.

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Okay, girls, the FBI is here.

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(sobbing)
>> KIM: It's Kourtney.

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I'm responsible for ruining
someone's life.

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>> KRIS: Kim, you're not
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Kourtney did in high school.
When Kourtney was in high

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school, she, unfortunately, took
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boyfriend together without any
clothes on.

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>> KIM: I can handle this.
It's just Kourtney... you know,

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I've been through this.
>> KRIS: Kim, you were 16 years

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old.
>> KIM: But it was all my fault,

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you know what I mean?
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pictures as a practical joke,
but at some point, she lost

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them.
We have to deal with the problem

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and not blame ourselves right
now.

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>> KIM: I'm the one that stole
these from Kourtney and left

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them around for somebody else to
get their hands on.

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>> KRIS: I'll be right back.
Can I get you anything?

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>> KIM: A gun.
And I feel awful that because of

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me taking these from her, it's
gonna ruin her life.

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>> KRIS: Hey, Khloe.
Khloe.

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>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: Come here.

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I need to talk to you.
>> KHLOE: What's wrong?

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>> KRIS: Listen, I've got a
problem.

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Kim's in the other room.
She's really, really upset.

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Do you remember those pictures?
They were taken when you guys

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were, like, in high school?
>> KHLOE: Kourtney's photos?

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>> KRIS: Kourtney's photos.
They've resurfaced.

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And we've got a big, big problem
because somebody was trying to

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sell the pictures to a magazine.
So you need...

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>> KHLOE: What?!
>> KRIS: You need to keep

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Kourtney busy.
>> KHLOE: She's not gonna tell

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her?
>> KRIS: She's gonna tell her,

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but she's needs time to...
it's very stressful in there.

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Go get her and keep her busy
until I deal with Kim.

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As mad as I am at these girls,
what I really need to do is get

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a grip and figure it out.
>> Is there any indication that

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anyone was told when these
photos were taken?

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>> KIM: I think people know.
They were ten years ago.

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>> The pictures are obvious that
Kourtney is underage.

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The fact that she's underage
makes them illegal.

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>> KRIS: Oh. Okay.
Good point.

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This is a child pornography
case.

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These kids are teenagers.
They're in high school; they're

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underage; and anyone who would
be selling or buying these

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photos, it's a federal offense.
And then can we go after the guy

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who sold them?
>> Yes.

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>> KIM: The last person that had
access to these pictures that I

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know of was my ex-husband.
>> KOURTNEY: We really need to

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talk to Kim to figure out when
we can go downtown to the

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buying.
>> KHLOE: Sunday, we were going

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to do it.
>> KOURTNEY: Let's go tell her

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and see if she's free on Sunday.
>> KHLOE: Oh, look, Baron's in

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here.
>> KOURTNEY: What?

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>> KHLOE: Baron's in the mag.
>> KOURTNEY: For what?

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>> KRIS: I just want Kim to give
you a heads-up that... how far

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this is going.
>> KIM: So I call my ex-husband

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and he seems to have an idea of
who could be causing this

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trouble: a friend that once
stayed at his house.

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>> KRIS: Did he take these from
your house?

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Did he ever tell you he was
gonna sell them?

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No, he wouldn't tell you that.
Okay.

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This guy is going down.
The one thing I know we have to

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do is listen to the people that
are trying to help us and not

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try to take control of the whole
situation myself.

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This is a case for the FBI.
>> I just got off the phone with

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Special Agent Bernie (bleep).
He is FBI.

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They'd like to arrange a meeting
with you as soon as possible and

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they can come out to you.
>> KRIS: If they could come

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here, that would be great.
>> KIM: So do you think that any

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pictures are gonna get out by
tomorrow?

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>> I can't answer that one for
you because we don't know

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exactly what this guy's done.
We know that he's e-mailed a

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couple of the photos.
>> KHLOE: Angelina has great

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boobs.
>> KOURTNEY: All right.

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See ya.
(knocking)

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>> KOURTNEY: Hello?
>> KIM: I don't want to talk to

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anyone.
>> KRIS: Who is it?

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>> KOURTNEY: Kourt.
>> KRIS: What's up?

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>> KOURTNEY: Really, what's
going on with everyone?

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>> KRIS: Just give us a minute,
okay?

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We'll be right out.
>> KOURTNEY: You guys are, like,

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hiding.
>> KRIS: No, we're not.

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>> KOURTNEY: It's, like,
bizarre.

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>> KRIS: We're busy, Kourtney.
The two of us can hardly bear

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the thought of telling Kourtney
what's going on.

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>> KIM: I just don't know how
I'm gonna tell Kourtney.

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She's gonna kill me.
>> KRIS: We know we have to,

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because the FBI is on the way.
>> KIM: I feel like I should

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just talk to Kourtney and get it
over with.

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>> KRIS: Kourtney... we have
something that we need to share

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with you.
>> KIM: Guess what's come back

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to haunt us?
>> KOURTNEY: My sex pictures?

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>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: In a weird way, I

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was kind of prepared for this
because these pictures have

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always been haunting me.
>> KIM: I got a call from

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someone saying that an agency is
trying to shop them around.

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>> KOURTNEY: These pictures were
a private thing that I took with

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my boyfriend a long time ago,
and I never thought that anyone

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would see them.
>> KIM: I don't care what they

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say about me, you know what I
mean, but if they say it about

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you and then it's, like...
Kourtney is so non-emotional,

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but I know she's probably
really worried and really

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scared.
But then again, we've gone

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through this before.
>> KRIS: I think what happened

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with Kim the first time around
was really, really a disaster.

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And I think that even though she
won her lawsuit, she took that

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on herself without any of us,
and then once we all got

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involved, the whole thing turned
around.

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This time, we went straight to
the FBI.

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>> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: And that's who's coming

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over here now, is the police,
the FBI and the attorney.

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>> KYLIE: Get out of my room.
>> KENDALL: No.

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>> KYLIE: Get out of my room.
>> KENDALL: No.

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>> KYLIE: Get out of my room.
>> KENDALL: Stop, Kylie.

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>> KYLIE: Well, it's...
(banging)

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>> KENDALL: Ow!
>> KYLIE: Oh, God, Kendall.

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>> KENDALL: Mommy said the FBI
was coming; that's why I

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couldn't get in my room.
I think Kimmie's crying.

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>> KYLIE: Kim's crying?
>> KENDALL: I think.

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>> KOURTNEY: I don't want you to
feel bad and feel like it's your

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fault about this.
>> KIM: It is my fault.

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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, but, we were
young... I mean, I took the

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pictures, so... it's my fault.
Everyone has sex with their

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boyfriend.
Everyone takes pictures.

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>> KRIS: Not everyone takes
pictures.

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Okay, girls, the FBI is here.
Look your best.

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Two special agents from the FBI
show up; they tell us they want

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to interview each one of us
individually and in a separate

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place.
>> KIM: It's kind of scary

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'cause they're, you know, one's
talking and one's writing down

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everything you say, and I want
to do it fast so they can hurry

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up and get out of there and go
find this guy.

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>> KRIS: As if the FBI
interviewing my daughters isn't

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scary enough, I still need to
tell Bruce what's going on.

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I'll talk to Bruce.
You go in and get them something

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to eat.
>> BRUCE: Talk to me?

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>> KRIS: There's been a little
situation.

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Um, Kourtney's in, uh, the
office right now with, um, the

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FBI.
>> BRUCE: Oh, really?

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TV's
Bloopers and Practical Jokes...

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>> KRIS: This is not a blooper
or practical joke.

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>> BRUCE: ...and they had the
IRS was after me.

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It's not something like that?
>> KRIS: No. I swear to God.

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>> BRUCE: All right.
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce knows about

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the pictures from the past.
>> BRUCE: What's going on now?

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>> KIM: For once, it has nothing
to do with me.

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>> KOURTNEY: So I'm hoping that
he'll be understanding.

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>> BRUCE: When you're young and
stupid, you make mistakes.

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But in today's society, those
mistakes stay with you for the

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rest of your life.
One guys posts one of those

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shots online, and it's there for
life.

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Your grandkids will be looking
at it.

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>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
I'm calling Scott to see if he's

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coming here.
>> BRUCE: Does he know all about

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this?
>> KOURTNEY: Nope.

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>> BRUCE: Oh, God.
>> KOURTNEY: I hate telling

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people things because I get
really nervous and smile and

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laugh, and I don't want Scott to
think that this is a joke

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because it is really serious.
>> KOURTNEY: You know how I have

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sex pictures when I was 17?
>> SCOTT: No.

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>> KOURTNEY: With Jeff.
>> SCOTT: Sure.

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>> KOURTNEY: Someone's trying
to, like, sell them to everyone.

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>> SCOTT: And that was before
your boob job, is that why

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you're mad?
>> KOURTNEY: No.

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(Bruce laughing)
>> KHLOE: Scott.

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>> SCOTT: What?
I don't know if you're serious!

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These dudes are FBI?
They're not wearing very nice

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suits.
>> BRUCE: No, you know what?

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This is not a joke.
This is not a joke.

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I found that out, it's not.
>> SCOTT: This is ridiculous.

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>> BRUCE: Yeah.
This is not a joke.

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>> SCOTT: The last thing I want
to see is my girlfriend on

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somebody else, nor do I want the
world to.

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>> BRUCE: Are you with somebody
in these?

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>> KOURTNEY: Just Jeff in one
picture, one with him.

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>> SCOTT: All right, I'm
getting, like, a mental picture.

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I don't want to think about it.
That's disgusting.

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I'm going to the bathroom to
throw up.

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You're saying because you were
17, it's not a big deal.

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Like, if you were now you did
it, it wouldn't be bad?

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I don't know.

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>> SCOTT: How do you feel about
yourself?

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>> KOURTNEY: I feel fine about
myself.

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I was 17 and took pictures with
my boyfriend.

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>> SCOTT: You're saying 'cause
you were 17 it's not a big deal?

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>> KOURTNEY: No, it's a big
deal.

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>> SCOTT: But why do you keep
mentioning the age?

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I don't understand.
Like, if you were now you did

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it, it wouldn't be bad?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm just saying,

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you do things when you're young
that you don't always think

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about.
>> SCOTT: I didn't.

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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, doll, I'm so
sure.

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>> SCOTT: I didn't.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.

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>> SCOTT: I don't know...
You know that, whatever...

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I'm not even a thing would ever
happen to our relationship, just

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for the record.
>> KOURTNEY: I totally get where

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Scott's coming from, it's just
really comforting, though, to

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know that he's supporting me no
matter what.

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>> KIM: Just, everyone, please
say your prayers tonight when we

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go to bed.
Like, I'm so drained.

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>> KRIS: All I want to do is
The

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Bachelor.
>> KOURTNEY: I think we're all

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tired.
Good night, Mom.

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>> KRIS: Good night. I love you.
>> KOURTNEY: Good night.

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>> KRIS: Love you no matter
what.

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>> KOURTNEY: I know.
>> KRIS: What are you doing,

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Ken?
How's it going?

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When our family has this sort of
drama, it's hardest on the

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little ones.
>> KENDALL: Why was the FBI

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here?
>> KRIS: The FBI.

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The FBI was here because those
are the people that you call

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when you have a really big-time
grown-up problem.

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And they come to help.
I'll tell you more about it when

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you're grown up, okay?
>> KENDALL: Mm-hmm.

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>> KRIS: All right.
I love you, honey.

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>> KENDALL: I love you, Mom.
>> KRIS: Come on, let's get to

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bed, baby.

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(phone ringing)
>> KRIS: Hello?

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Okay.
Okay.

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They got the guy.
The FBI went in the middle of

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the night.
They have everyone that they

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e-mailed that they solicited to.
They have all the responses, and

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they have the source of where
the pictures originally came

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from.
>> KIM: There are no pictures on

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the Internet, and the FBI caught
the person that was selling the

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photos.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm so relieved.

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I kept waking up at, like, 4:00
in the morning and then, like,

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going on TMZ.
>> KIM: I know. Me, too.

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>> KOURTNEY: And seeing if...
Are there pictures?

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>> KIM: I'm in the best mood,
everyone!

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No pictures!
Whoo!

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>> KRIS: I think we've all
learned a very valuable lesson.

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Don't trust anybody.
>> KIM: I want to be known to

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not be messed with.
I want to just...

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>> KRIS: I'm not going to mess
with you.

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>> KIM: No, seriously.
I won my lawsuit.

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Now the FBI got this right away.
I want people to know the

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Kardashians cannot be (bleep)
with.

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>> KHLOE: Damn, little whoaty.
>> KRIS: No pun intended.

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>> KIM: Fame has its advantages,
and it definitely has its

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00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,667
disadvantages, and whatever we
do reflects on my family.

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So now I know, I have to get it
right.

435
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,467
Girls...
>> KYLIE: Yeah?

436
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,800
>> KIM: Can you come out here?
I want to talk to you guys.

437
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,200
>> KENDALL: Sure.
>> KIM: I know that you guys

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sometimes don't understand what
goes on, and I'm sorry if, you

439
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:15,800
know, at school, maybe your
friends have said things to you

440
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,667
or... come to you with things
that maybe you don't know the

441
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,467
whole truth about, but you have
three big sisters that you can

442
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:26,233
always come to, and when you
get to that point and you do

443
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,967
like boys, I want you to be able
to call me and tell me whatever

444
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,667
you want to.
And you, too, okay?

445
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:36,967
I love you so much.
Get over here.

446
00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:39,967
When it really comes down to it,
the most important thing in life

447
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:43,367
is family.
Oh, my little darling.

448
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,934
>> BRUCE: This has been quite a
year for our family.

449
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:49,000
All the skeletons are out of the
closet... I hope.

450
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,400
But overall, I think we're a lot
closer.

451
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,300
>> KIM: Family hugs.
>> KRIS: Family hugs.

452
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,834
We love each other a lot and we
have each other's back, for

453
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:58,867
sure.
>> BRUCE: Oh, let me get in!

454
00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,667
>> KIM: There's nothing like
family.

455
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,734
>> BRUCE: Can I get in?
>> KIM: Especially those crazy

456
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Kardashians.
(laughing)

457
00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:07,834
Oh, wait, I'm getting
suffocated.

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00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,867
>> KHLOE: Kim doesn't like that
much affection.

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00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:12,166
>> KRIS: Unless it's from a
male.

460
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,500
(laughing)
>> KIM: All right, get off of

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me, seriously.
>> BRUCE: Serious. Off!


