1 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,111 [svira rock glazba] 2 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,034 [glazba prestaje] 3 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,570 Upozorenje. vratolomije u ovom filmu bili izvode profesionalci, 4 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,267 pa zbog vaše sigurnosti 5 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,313 i zaštitu od oni oko tebe, 6 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:55,055 ne pokušavajte ništa od vratolomije koje ćete vidjeti. 7 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,236 [Jason] Taj izgled je u redu? 8 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,541 [Johnny] Samo pojačaj, evo, pojačaj. 9 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,152 [Jason] Vidiš? Snima se. 10 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,067 - [Johnny] U redu. -[Jason] I onda 11 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,027 [Johnny] Trebam li nositi moje naočale za ovo? 12 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,811 [Jeff] Bit će sve u redu. 13 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,770 [Jason] Samo naprijed. 14 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:17,033 Pa, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, Sjedinjene Američke Države, 15 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:18,556 i radit ću mali članak 16 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,254 na opremi za samoobranu. 17 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,473 Idemo se istjerati u pustinju i 18 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,303 Imam .38 bez čekića 19 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,436 lijepo i lagano Smith i Wesson, 20 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,003 to je sve prestalo snage devet milimetara. 21 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,744 I bit ću upucan u grudima 22 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,139 s ovim 911 23 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,448 prsluk od kevlara razine IIA. 24 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:44,147 Oh, i, da upije malo udarca od metka, 25 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,367 ja ću staviti ovi časopisi, 26 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,370 par Hustlera i nekoliko Leg Worlds, ispod prsluka 27 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,807 izbjegavati sve i svašta trauma tupim predmetom. 28 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,896 U redu. 29 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,073 Zato bih radije imao netko drugi me upucati. 30 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,030 -[Loomis] jebena skica, čovječe. -[Jeff] Čekaj malo. 31 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,597 Tako, Jasone? 32 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,209 [Jason] Uh, izgleda prilično dobro. 33 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,781 [Jason] Ne mogu ovo podnijeti, stari. 34 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,436 [Loomis] Stari, to je jebena skica, čovječe. 35 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,177 [Loomis] Čovječe, ne budi glup. 36 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,572 [Jason] Reci molitvu, stari. 37 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,530 Ovo je više od gluposti. 38 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,664 -Idemo jebeno. -[škljocaje komore pištolja] 39 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,405 [Jason] Sad moraš ići cijelim putem okolo. 40 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,624 -Jesi li siguran? -[Jason] Ne mogu ovo podnijeti. 41 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,017 [Loomis] P.J., idemo jebeno. 42 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,497 [Jason] Saznaj gdje je metak prošao. 43 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,281 -[Loomis] P.J. -[škljocaje komore pištolja] 44 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,978 [Loomis] Hajde, čovječe! 45 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,201 -P.J., idemo jebeno. -[škljocaje komore pištolja] 46 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:41,161 [Loomis] Upravo ću baciti jebeni kamen na tebe. idemo 47 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,951 -[škljocaje komore pištolja] -[Jason] Sljedeći je. 48 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,213 [Loomis] P.J., hajde! 49 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,736 [Jason] Ne mogu ovo podnijeti. 50 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:52,563 [Loomis] Budite sigurni imaš to jebeno 51 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,914 P.J. 52 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:59,353 Ovo je tako jebeno jadno, ja ne mogu vam ni reći sada. 53 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,095 Zaboravi. 54 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,706 -[pucanj] -[gunđa] 55 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,839 -[Johnny] Idemo. -[Loomis se smije] 56 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,150 [Jason] Idemo, stari. Samo idi. 57 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,369 Stavi to u stvar i idi. 58 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:16,631 Nije boljelo? 59 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,241 Ne, ipak sam se pomalo bojao. 60 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:25,596 Vidjeti? Čak ni ne ostavi jebeni-- 61 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,511 Čovječe, rekao sam vam. 62 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,773 [Jason] Pogledajte opekotine od baruta. 63 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,122 [Johnny] Znam. 64 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,081 Da, malo sam se tresla. 65 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,909 Dečki, želite to ići gledati na TV-u? 66 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,302 [Jason] Jebi ga. 67 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,088 [“Držati se za heroja” igra] 68 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,102 [gunđa] 69 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,934 [gunđa, stenje] 70 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,588 [pucketanje] 71 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,770 [Rachel viče] 72 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,916 [Spike] Nasmiješi se, ovo će biti super. 73 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,572 Odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se, 74 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:14,401 odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se. 75 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,490 -Jao! O, jebote! O, jebote! -[vrištanje] 76 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,752 Jebo te! 77 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:18,970 Jebati! 78 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,407 [vrišti] 79 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,938 [Mali čovjek zagunđa] 80 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,334 [Ehren stenje] 81 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,580 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli u Jackass. 82 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:07,976 Oh! jao 83 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:11,762 -[smijeh] -[Johnny stenje] 84 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,030 -[vrišti] -[smijeh] 85 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,858 Vau, vau! dobro, dobro! 86 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,564 [svira “Corona”] 87 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,394 -[stenje] -[smijeh] 88 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,396 [zviždanje] 89 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,575 [vrišti] 90 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,492 [vrištanje] 91 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,016 Oh, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne. 92 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,192 [gunđa] 93 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:52,934 -[tupanje] -[stenje] 94 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:54,762 [navijanje] 95 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,677 [vrištanje] 96 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,029 [Ryan] Jebi ga! 97 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,857 [Steve-O] Oh, jebote! 98 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:08,689 Dobrodošli u prvi dan našeg posljednjeg filma. 99 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,387 [Spike] Pa što osjećaš? 100 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,608 Uh, tužan sam. 101 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,349 [Spike] Kako to? 102 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,442 valjda, uh 103 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,879 veliki dio mog, naš život je 104 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,403 gotovo gotovo. 105 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,057 [Spike] Čini li te to tužnim, Chris? 106 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,059 Ne, nisam u kontaktu sa svojim emocijama. 107 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,104 [smijeh] 108 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,282 Dakle, imamo novog magarca član glumačke postave. 109 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,719 Njegovo ime je 1W-Larry. 110 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,590 On je humanoidni robot. 111 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,550 I davanje glasa tom robotu 112 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,290 je gospodin Adam Ray. 113 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,424 I bit ćeš stvarajući povijest danas 114 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:51,732 s prvim robotom-čovjeku pregled prostate. 115 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,256 Ovo je magarac izgleda kao da ima 50, valjda. 116 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,910 [smijeh] 117 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,694 - Mi smo tih godina -Ipak, prokleto dobro. 118 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,827 gdje imamo na preglede prostate. 119 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,872 -Da, ovo je podizanje svijesti. - I tako smo zaposlili najbolje. 120 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,178 [Adam] Vidite prst na toj stvari? 121 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,006 [Steve-O] Jesam. 122 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,181 Da, to nije prst, usput rečeno. 123 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,791 To je pandža. 124 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,969 Naletjet ćete na neke problemi oko srednjeg prsta. 125 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,929 Nije tamo. To je ova strana to je sve oštro. 126 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,626 [Johnny] Koliko puta jesi li to učinio, Larry? 127 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,062 [robotskim glasom] Jednom. 128 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,847 sebi. 129 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,415 U autu na putu ovamo. 130 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,114 Pustimo ga, dušo. 131 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:31,206 Možda je "pustiti da se rastrgne". loš izbor riječi, Larry. 132 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:34,557 Ja sam Steve-O, i prostata zdravlje je super važno. 133 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,473 Dakle, ovo je robotski rektalni pregled. 134 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,561 [Larry] bla, bla, bla. 135 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,694 Skini hlače. 136 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,479 -[Steve-O] Krenuli su. -[Chris] Čuvaj se. 137 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,612 [Steve-O] Kondomi bez podmazivanja. 138 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,830 [Johnny] Ne, imamo lubrikant. 139 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,311 O, moj Bože, tako je oštar. 140 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,531 Evo, samo ću staviti malo lubrikanta za tebe. 141 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,967 Hrskavi maslac od kikirikija. 142 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,360 -[Ehren] Oh, ne. -[Steve-O] Zašto hrskavo? 143 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,536 Baci rublje. 144 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,537 O moj Bože. 145 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:00,627 [posada stenje] 146 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,324 [Chris] Oh, odvratno! 147 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,499 [Larry] Sada, prije nego počnem 148 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,414 Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. 149 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,198 [Wee Man] Uspori, Larry. 150 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,200 [Larry] Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. Čekati. Čekati. Čekati. 151 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,941 Čekati. Čekati. 152 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,988 Na moj znak. 153 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598 [Chris] Idemo, idemo! 154 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,600 [Steve-O vrišti] 155 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,907 -[smijeh] -[vrištanje se nastavlja] 156 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,649 [Chris] Raširi ih! Steve-O, raširi ih! 157 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,956 Raširi te obraze! Neka mu netko pomogne. 158 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,132 [Larry] Ne diraj mi ruku. 159 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,220 u redu 160 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,918 [Chris] Steve! 161 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,050 Je li tvoja čokolada u svom maslacu od kikirikija 162 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,270 ili njegov maslac od kikirikija u tvojoj čokoladi? 163 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,924 [Larry] Još maslaca od kikirikija, molim. 164 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,839 [Chris] Trebamo još maslaca od kikirikija. 165 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,014 [Larry] Još maslaca od kikirikija. Nemoj to staviti na moju jaknu. 166 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,276 [Johnny] O, moj Bože! 167 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 [Wee Man] Evo ga! 168 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,322 [Larry] Jedan 169 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,063 Dva Tri. 170 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,456 [Chris] Skoro si skoro tamo. 171 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,675 [vrištanje] 172 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,067 to je to to je to 173 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,595 [Ehren] Dišite. Idi, Larry! 174 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,075 Sići! 175 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,121 [Larry] Osjećaš li to? Osjećaš li to? 176 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,036 [vrištanje] 177 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,864 -[smijeh] -[Ehren] Nagni se. 178 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,173 [Larry] Želiš li me nazvati svog tatu? 179 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,697 [Ehren] O, moj Bože. 180 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,438 Hej, Larry, neka ti Lance pomiriše prst. 181 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,353 [Larry] Bilo bi mi zadovoljstvo. 182 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,441 Hajde, Lance. 183 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,836 Pomiriši. Pomiriši. 184 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:20,968 [Ehren] Gledajte, nije tako loše. 185 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,012 [gegs] 186 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,319 [Larry] Da. Da. Da. 187 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408 - Imam ga. -[povraćanje] 188 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,324 [Chris] Ne na tvojoj prokletoj kameri! 189 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,370 [Larry]Imam još jednu stvar moram učiniti. 190 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,373 Omogućuje vam domet. 191 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,028 [Ehren] Pomoći ću ti. 192 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,421 - U redu, idemo. - Imam te. 193 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,336 [Larry] Imamo ovo. Dobio si ovo. 194 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,818 -Timski rad čini san uspješnim. - Imam te. Imam te. 195 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,647 [Larry] Jesam li spomenuo jesam li danas pio? 196 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,606 Idemo. 197 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,739 -[Larry vokalizira] -[Steve-O vrišti] 198 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,742 [Ehren] Ne miči se! 199 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,701 [Larry] Shvaćam. 200 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,572 U redu, pusti, Larry. Pusti, Larry. 201 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,226 -[Larry] Ne miči se, razumijem - Larry, pusti! pusti! 202 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,795 Ima svoj kurac do kraja! O moj Bože! 203 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,146 O moj Bože! Oh, sranje! 204 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,888 [Chris] Oh, moj Bože, stari. 205 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,195 [Larry] Ovo bi moglo biti loše vrijeme da ti kažem 206 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,806 licenca mi je oduzeta prošli tjedan. 207 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,678 [smijeh] 208 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,115 hvala vam Hvala. 209 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,029 Dobar posao, Steve-O. 210 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:22,943 Hvala, ljudi. 211 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,205 [Larry] Čestitam. 212 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,208 Mogu li postaviti pitanje? 213 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644 [Jeff] Da. 214 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,211 Zašto je ovo posljednji film? 215 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,039 [smijeh] 216 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,694 Pa, ne mogu jahati crvene rakete ili više bikova, 217 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,087 pa se osjećalo kao prirodno mjesto za zaustavljanje. 218 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,307 Da, sigurno neću vozi te rakete. 219 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,830 Ili bikovi. [smijeh] 220 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310 znaš, razgovarali smo, to je kao 221 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,790 znaš, imamo sve ove snimke 222 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,356 nitko prije nije viđen ili jedva viđen, 223 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,446 i možemo birati naši omiljeni dijelovi svih vremena, 224 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,753 i, uh, snimi neki novi snimak 225 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:54,278 i vidjet ću opet ratni čekić. 226 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:58,500 Pa, ako me scena zahtijeva da uđem u svoje rođendansko odijelo, 227 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,198 odgovor samo može biti da. 228 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,026 [smijeh] 229 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,378 U redu, ovo se zove "Golf teren Airhorn." 230 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,945 Kad ljudi počnu, 231 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,034 kada silaze svojim zamahom, 232 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,036 puhat ćemo ove zračne sirene. 233 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,824 [truba zračne sirene] 234 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,000 [Johnny] Oh. [prska] 235 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,488 -[zračna truba] -[Johnny se smije] 236 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,577 -[Ehren] Evo je opet. -[Dave] Ne. Je li još jedan? 237 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492 -[zračna truba] -[Johnny se smije] 238 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,972 [Dave] Još uvijek je pogodila stvarno dobro. 239 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,633 [truba zračne sirene] 240 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,508 [Johnny se smije] 241 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,473 [truba zračne sirene] 242 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785 Što sam ti rekao? Što sam ti rekao? 243 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,351 rekla sam ti Htio sam te isprašiti. 244 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,832 [Johnny] Evo, izgubio si svoj klub. oprosti 245 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,007 Nisam li ti rekao Htjela sam doći ovamo i razbiti te zbog toga? 246 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,488 Što? žao mi je Dobila sam burzitis. 247 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,795 -[golf] Imate bursitis? -[Johnny] Da. 248 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,622 -[golf] Znači moraš svirati s rogom? -[Johnny] Pomaže. 249 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,450 [golfer] Dat ću ti nešto za igrati se, prijatelju. 250 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,017 [Johnny] Oprosti, neće se ponoviti. 251 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,459 [smijeh] 252 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201 [šaputanje] Oh, on će jebeno... 253 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,813 Uzeo je svoju rukavicu. Bacio je... 254 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,993 [truba zračne sirene] 255 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,785 [Johnny] Oh, jebote. 256 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:50,568 [Dave] Sranje, odlijepio je. Otišao je! Sići! 257 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,613 [Johnny] Oh, sranje. 258 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,441 [smijeh] 259 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,925 [Dave] Vrati se. 260 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,230 -Sići! Sići! -[Johnny] Gledaj ovo, čekaj, čekaj. 261 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,579 - Dolje, Dimitrije! -[Johnny] Čekaj. 262 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,754 [truba zračne sirene] 263 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931 [smijeh] 264 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,936 [Dave] Oh, jebote. 265 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,070 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 266 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,856 Ovo je Tory Belleci, međunarodni znanstvenik. 267 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,597 Ovo je "Slijedite vođu". 268 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,167 Dakle, ono što će se dogoditi je Knoxville će pomaknuti ruku 269 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,474 i električni signal ući će u računalo, 270 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,780 a onda će moći kontrolirati svoje ruke. 271 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,480 -Što? - Dakle, sve što trebate učiniti je savijanje mišića. 272 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,524 Nema problema. 273 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,743 Da. 274 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,310 -[vrišti] -[smijeh] 275 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,183 u redu 276 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,011 - [Rachel] O, moj Bože. -Sranje! 277 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,665 -Što? -[Dark Shark] Stari. 278 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,363 Što dovraga? To je puno elektroida! 279 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,499 Možemo li dobiti Poopies kavu, molim? 280 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,674 Koliko je vruća ta kava? 281 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763 vruće. 282 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330 popij malo kave, kakice. Siguran sam da će biti... 283 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,898 -[smijeh] -[stroj zuji] 284 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,293 Mislim da netko treba se obrijati. 285 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165 -Ovdje je -[Dark Shark] Moram se obrijati. 286 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,862 [Johnny] skoro novi aparat za brijanje. 287 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,082 Staro nekoliko tjedana. Samo se počni brijati. 288 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,127 - Moraš dobiti... -[Johnny] Sve što moraš-- Da, to je dobro. 289 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,737 - To je dobro. - Promašio si mjesto, zar ne? 290 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,000 [vrišti] 291 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,350 [smijeh] 292 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,526 Lance, zašto nisi... 293 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,051 Vidi, Lance ne gleda. 294 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,400 Hej, Poopies, moraš ga staviti ispod. 295 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,707 Znam što želiš ja učiniti, i 296 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,884 -Učinit ću to. -[smijeh] 297 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,672 Da, da, dobro radim. 298 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,544 O moj Bože. 299 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,893 [Dark Shark] Uhvati sredinu. Dobiti sredinu. 300 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,373 Dobiti sredinu. 301 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,071 -[stroj zuji] -[smijeh] 302 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,768 [Rachel] Izgleda tako graciozno. 303 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,335 -[Johnny stenje] -[Dark Shark] Oh! 304 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,514 [Johnny] To je bilo temeljito brijanje. 305 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,256 Zach još uvijek ne imaj tetovažu od mene. 306 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,955 Oh, u redu, pa, hajdemo Zacha. 307 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,739 I kakvu tetovažu daješ li 308 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,568 Lijepo ću dati Zachu, bradavica nasmiješeno lice. 309 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,873 - To je prekrasno platno. -[stroj zuji] 310 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,832 [vrišti] 311 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,790 Mislim, ako želiš da imam jebena umjetnost tamo 312 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,488 Zašto vičeš na mene? 313 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577 Htio bih ovo da izađe dobro. 314 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,709 I ja također. Ja sam na tvojoj strani. 315 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,148 - Obećavam, ruku na srce. -[vrištanje] 316 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,801 U redu, nemoj ovo zabrljati, Steve-O. 317 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,194 Mirna ruka. 318 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,892 -Oprostite. -U redu. 319 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807 [Steve-O napreže] 320 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,202 -[vrišti] -[smijeh] 321 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,335 [Tory] Ne može ga srediti. 322 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338 To nije bilo ni blizu. 323 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,689 Ne radim to još. 324 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,473 -[Steve-O] U redu. - Još to ne radim. 325 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,171 - Radim to! -[vrišti] 326 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,911 Ti jebeni-- 327 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,090 [Tamni morski pas] Imaš ga, Steve-O! 328 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,180 Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! 329 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,920 -[Steve-O stenje, napreže se] -[skandiranje se nastavlja] 330 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,709 [Rachel] Dobro je. Izgleda dobro. Izgleda dobro. 331 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,711 Izgleda dobro. 332 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:58,713 Kakav je to bio osjećaj? 333 00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,888 Nije dobro. 334 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,717 [Johnny] Sranje. 335 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,675 [Tory] Hej, Zach, prilično je super, stari. 336 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,547 [Johnny] O, moj Bože! 337 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,852 -Odličan posao, Poopies. -Hvala. 338 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,116 Odličan posao, Tory. Hvala, Steve-O. 339 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,726 I Zach. 340 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,467 I hvala Bogu Zeko spasilac je ovdje 341 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,077 da sve bude sigurno. 342 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,384 -Hvala. -Da, ja-- stvarno ne-- 343 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,863 Još uvijek ne razumijem zašto 344 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,474 tražili su spasioca na dužnosti, ali 345 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,172 bolje je imati jedan i ne treba ga 346 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,087 nego treba njega a ne imati ga. 347 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,485 Pa, osuđenik malo 348 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,444 oduvijek smo željeli uključiti u naše filmove. 349 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:39,058 Snimili smo ga za pilota TV emisiju i ugasili su. 350 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,495 Naš član posade je uhićen. 351 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,064 MTV se nije mogao uključiti West Hollywood deset godina. 352 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,717 Dakle, nitko to zapravo nije vidio. 353 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155 Stajalo je tamo za 25 godina. 354 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,721 Bio je totalni kaos. 355 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,247 Danas ću biti bjegunac 356 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,944 iz okružnog zatvora u LA-u 357 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,467 i otići u željezariju 358 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,166 i vidjeti hoće li mi posuditi pila za metal. 359 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,341 jao 360 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,170 [Spike] Vidim leću. 361 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,998 [snimatelj] U redu. Dobro. 362 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,304 Trebam li malo prljavštine na mom licu? 363 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,827 [Jeff] Pokušaj prići bliže prema njemu. 364 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,872 [Spike] Treba mu malo i na njegovom vratu. 365 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,484 Je li i moja košulja...? Ah, to je dobro. 366 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,833 [Spike] Trebamo li šamarati te? 367 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,226 Da, to pomaže. Hvala. 368 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,885 [dihtanje] 369 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,409 Trebam pomoć. 370 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,323 [blagajnik] U redu. 371 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,759 Trebam malo, uh 372 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,848 Trebam pilu za metal. 373 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,372 [blagajnik] Daj da uzmem netko, u redu? 374 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,895 [gunđa] 375 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,505 [tup udarac, zveckanje] 376 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,596 -[zveckanje] -[Johnny gunđa] 377 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,120 [dihtanje] 378 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,036 [struganje metala] 379 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,169 pomozi mi! 380 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,692 [Spike] Oprostite, što se događa 381 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,259 Ja to ne bih ni dirao. 382 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,869 [brzo struganje] 383 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,222 Ah, imamo situaciju ovdje. 384 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,962 [Johnny] Neka mi netko pomogne! 385 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051 Nekako smo zatvoreni za sada. 386 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,705 Ne puštamo nikoga unutra. 387 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,230 [naprezanje] 388 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058 [Spike] PJ, zovu policiju. 389 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:11,454 Vjerojatno je bjegunac iz zatvora ili negdje. 390 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,196 S lisicama unutra šerifov kombinezon? 391 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,850 [Johnny] Miči mi se s puta. 392 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,857 [Johnny] Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville i ja sam pred uhićenjem. 393 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,382 [Jeff] Jebi ga! 394 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,171 [Spike] Što? Oh, jebi me. 395 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,390 -[Jeff] Oh, jebote. - [Spike] Oh, sranje, nema šanse. 396 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,696 [policajac viče] 397 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,653 [Spike] Što da radimo? 398 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,655 [Jeff] Stari. 399 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:39,526 - [policajac] Lezite na zemlju. -[Jeff] Nastavi snimati, stari. 400 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,049 [časnik] Razumio. 401 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572 [Johnny] Jesam dobro objašnjenje za ovo. 402 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,139 [časnik] Kako to nisi u zatvoru? 403 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,575 [Johnny] Jer ja tamo ne pripadam. 404 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,186 Kako ste izašli? 405 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,144 [Johnny] Nikad nisam bio u zatvoru. 406 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,580 [službenik] Što je ovo straga? 407 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,539 – To je mikrofon. -Od čega? 408 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,410 Jer mi, ah, snimamo. 409 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,324 Snimaš li? 410 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,282 Da, gospođo. 411 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,198 To je stvarno glupo! 412 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,374 [snimatelj] Što se ovdje događa? 413 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,028 ne znam, ovaj tip je pobjegao iz zatvora. 414 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,509 [Johnny] Nismo mislili izazvati halabuku. 415 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,425 Nosiš LA okrug kombinezon s lisicama, što ti misliš 416 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,211 Da, pretpostavljam da nisam razmišljanje, također. Ispričavam se. 417 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,125 Imaš li kameru pri sebi? 418 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,084 -Je li isključeno? -[snimatelj] Uključeno je. 419 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,825 Uključeno je? Snimate li ovo? 420 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,130 [policajci] Isključi to! 421 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,091 Dakle, po dolasku danas, 422 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,354 bili smo obaviješteni gospodinom Cliverom koji 423 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,051 naš voditelj proizvodnje obavijestio nas je 424 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,663 mi smo na službeno na pauzi. 425 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,100 Svojevrsna suspenzija jer jučerašnjeg incidenta 426 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,754 u željezariji. 427 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:37,148 Ali pretpostavljam da ova emisija može doći do zraka, možda ne. 428 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,237 [Jeff se smije] 429 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,890 ali 430 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,545 - Imaš li što dodati, Jeff? -[Jeff] Ne znam. 431 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,157 Mislim da samo razmislimo o današnjem koktelu s kakicom. 432 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,942 Pravo. Fokusiramo se na poo koktel. 433 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,073 [Jeff] Da. 434 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,553 Moje ime je Johnny Knoxville, 435 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,033 a ovo je "Poo koktel". 436 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:56,907 [vikanje] 437 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,171 [Johnny] Mislim da se radi o na današnji dan prije deset godina 438 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,826 što sam radio prvi Poo koktel, 439 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,567 a sada jesi preuzimajući uzde 440 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,613 i uzimajući ga u potpuno druga razina. 441 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,399 Ja sam Steve-O, a ovo je "Poo Cocktail Supreme." 442 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,315 [Johnny se smije] 443 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,057 u redu Sretno. 444 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,973 [klik na bravu] 445 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,758 [Chris] Jesi li spreman, Steve-O? 446 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,020 br. 447 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,109 [uzdahne] 448 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,590 [Chris] Naručite! Poo Cocktail Supreme! 449 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:28,765 [tup udarac] 450 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,246 [članovi tima viču] 451 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,030 [smijeh i vikanje] 452 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,554 Oh, sranje! 453 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,125 [vrištanje] 454 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,825 [članovi tima stenju] 455 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,480 [lupanje, prskanje tekućine] 456 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:48,959 [članovi tima stenju] 457 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,574 [Steve-O povraća] 458 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,707 [smijeh] Povraća. 459 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,013 [guganje] 460 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,324 Čovječe, jebeno smrdi, čovječe! 461 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,589 [Johnny] Što je, što je s tobom, Bam? 462 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,896 [članovi tima govore] 463 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,637 [Johnny] Jesi li dobro, Steve-O? 464 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,726 [Ryan] O, moj Bože. 465 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,075 Bit će ružno. ja ne znaj ako želiš ovo vidjeti. 466 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,516 -[smijeh] - [Chris] Oh, moj Bože. 467 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,039 [Johnny] Oh, Isuse! 468 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,432 - [Jeff] O, moj Bože. - [Chris] Oh, moj Bože. 469 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,911 [Johnny] Pomozi mu vani. 470 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,086 -[Jeff] Pusti ga van! - [Chris] Oh, moj Bože. 471 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,697 [smijeh] 472 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,134 [član tima] Oh! 473 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,527 [smijeh se nastavlja] 474 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,006 [Ryan viče] 475 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,965 -Pogledaj ga! -O moj Bože. 476 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,662 [Johnny] Skoči u to jezero odmah sada. 477 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,881 [Ryan] Najgora prokleta stvar možete zamisliti. 478 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:41,969 [Jeff] O, moj Bože. 479 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,405 [Johnny] O, moj Bože. 480 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,841 [smijeh] 481 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,020 [Mali čovjek povraća] 482 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,327 [Dave povraća] 483 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,157 Isuse! 484 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,594 Da, stari. 485 00:22:58,768 --> 00:22:59,769 To je bilo rado. 486 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:00,901 Otišlo je tako visoko. 487 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:03,077 Bilo je tako strašno. 488 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,037 [Chris] Ovo je vrsta ekstremno sranje 489 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,256 da oni ekstremni frajeri nemojte ni pomisliti. 490 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,824 [usporeno vrištanje] 491 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:14,915 [Chris] Mislim, koji je imao sve. 492 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,265 To je bilo opasnosti, imalo je sranja. 493 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,876 Imalo je povraćanje. 494 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,661 Da, to je ono ova emisija je sve o. 495 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,620 I seksipil. 496 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:25,752 [oboje se smiju] 497 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,582 [Johnny] Učini to! 498 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,107 -[vrišti] -[svi] Oh! 499 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:36,850 [Johnny] Isuse Kriste. Kakav idiot. 500 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,068 [ostali se smiju] 501 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,377 [Larry] Što ima, igrači? 502 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,074 Hej, Larry! 503 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,207 [Johnny] Gdje si bio? 504 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,036 [Larry] Imao sam nekoliko jagoda Bijele kandže u Zelenoj sobi. 505 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,081 - [Poopies] Pijan je. -[Johnny] Imao je par pića. 506 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,735 Malo je klimav odmah sada. 507 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,564 Upravo ćemo dati Poopies injekcije za usne 508 00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:57,914 učiniti ga 23% ljepšim. 509 00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,873 [Larry] Napokon! 510 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,832 [Ehren] O, moj Bože! Uhvatio te je! 511 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,400 Pozdrav, dr. Julie. 512 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,228 -Zdravo. -[Poopies] Bok. 513 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:08,795 Ovo je Poopies, i mi želimo da ga učinim zgodnijim 514 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:09,970 s nekim injekcijama za usne. 515 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,493 -Možete li nam pomoći? -Da. 516 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,235 Sranje. ti to ozbiljno 517 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:17,368 Dakle, tijekom cijelog ovog filma, Ja ću imati najveće usne. 518 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:18,935 [Johnny] Imat ćeš najljepše usne. 519 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,371 - Pune usne. -Pun. 520 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,199 - [Poopies] Oh, moj Bože. -Volumno. 521 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,159 Ja sam Poopies, a ovo je "Filler za usne". 522 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,552 [Johnny se smije] 523 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,684 U redu, normalno, ljudi otupe, ali 524 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,207 Ljudi obično otupe. 525 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,513 – Ne, ne treba ti. -Ne? 526 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,036 -Ne, nema utrnuća. -U redu. Samo se opusti. 527 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,690 [Adam] Što je ovo stavljaš? 528 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,909 - Ovo je hijaluronska kiselina. -[Adam] Oh, to je to. 529 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,477 [Larry] Zvuči sigurno. 530 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,174 -[Wee Man] Ne miči se, također. -[Tamni morski pas] To je duga igla. 531 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,002 -[Wee Man] Ostani miran. - [Johnny] O, moj Bože. [stenje] 532 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,525 [Rachel] Dobit ćeš toliko posla nakon ovoga. 533 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,614 -[ostali uzvikuju] -Sranje! 534 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,269 -[Larry] Oh, jebote! -[ostali navijaju] 535 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,271 -[Johnny] Sada nam ide dobro. -[Rachel] O, moj Bože! U redu. 536 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,577 -Da! -Sranje! 537 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,056 [Larry] Sranje! 538 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:53,796 [Johnny] U redu, možemo ići veće. 539 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,450 [Larry] Veći! 540 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,191 -[Johnny] Možeš biti veći. -[Rachel se smije] 541 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,932 [Dr. Julie] Sada ćemo učiniti dno. 542 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,890 [Dark Shark] Prokletstvo! mislio sam to je otprilike bilo to. 543 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,153 Stari, koji kurac je li ovo sranje? 544 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,764 Izgledaš sjajno, Poopies. 545 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,157 Treba li imati desna strana biti veća? 546 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,725 [Larry] Kakvo jebeno glupo pitanje, Ehren! 547 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,382 Mislim da vjerojatno mogu staviti još samo malo i to je to. 548 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,427 -[Jasper] Seksi je prava riječ. -[Ehren] Oh, jebote, bijeli se! 549 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,342 Koji kurac? 550 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,694 Izgledam više kao jedan od njih pokvarene jebene domaćice. 551 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,478 [Larry] Možemo li Ehren sljedeći? 552 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:24,871 Da. 553 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,743 [Larry] Moramo popraviti to Lego lice. 554 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,529 -[smijeh] -Oh, jebeni Larry. 555 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,878 Svi su lumpasti i usrani. 556 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,401 [Chris] Mislim da dobro izgleda. 557 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,968 [Johnny] U redu! Bravo, Poopies. 558 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,796 -[Rachel] Da, dobra si. -[Johnny] Da! 559 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,928 [član tima] Na što se duriš? 560 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,322 Na Jackass Forever, Knoxville i ja 561 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:43,890 samo intervjuiraju novi momci 562 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,500 i ravno, kao, 563 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,241 “Poopies, bojiš li se bilo čega?" 564 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,069 on je kao, “Pa, reći ću ti što. 565 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,636 Ne volim mrak, i ne volim--" 566 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,681 Znate, baš kao izlažući sve. Sviđa mi se 567 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,944 Ali ne mislim da je Bam ikada rekao nam bojao se zmija. 568 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,339 Samo smo se slučajno shvatiti to kad su zmije izašle. 569 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,037 Kad smo to shvatili, sigurno je napisao puno bitova. 570 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,737 Znate, tim gore iskustvo je 571 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,914 što bolje izgleda na ekranu. 572 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,959 [Jeff se smije] 573 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,135 Dakle, danas ćemo donijeti gips 574 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,659 u ovu sobu, po dvoje, 575 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,791 pucati u štos čegrtuše. 576 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,880 Ali to je samo varka da ih dovedem ovamo, 577 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:20,709 da možemo zaključati vrata, ugasiti svjetla 578 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,363 i čine svoj život živi pakao. 579 00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:25,627 Ovo je “Silence of the Lambs.” 580 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,802 [Johnny se smije] 581 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:27,803 -[zveckanje] -Čuješ li to? 582 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,588 [Jeff] Što je to? 583 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:30,589 - To je zvečarka. -[Jeff] Ne, nije. 584 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:31,764 jeste. Slušati. 585 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,417 -[Jeff] Oh, stvarno? -Jules. 586 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,854 [Jeff] Ali nisi dio ovog bita. 587 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,464 [Johnny] Nalazite se u galeriji kikirikija. 588 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,987 Ima vestern dijamantna čegrtuša. 589 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,728 Pustit će ga na zemlji. 590 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,861 Pontius će uzeti kolačić i postavi ga na glavu, 591 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,211 a onda ću pokušati 592 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,821 i uzmi kolačić s glave. 593 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,997 A ovo je vestern dijamantna čegrtuša. 594 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,433 Ima oko pet stopa i promijeniti. 595 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,392 Vrlo, vrlo otrovno. 596 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,263 On će te ugristi ako se previše približiš, 597 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,569 i on će te ubiti. Ili pokušati. 598 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,006 -Ne šalim se. - Vau. 599 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,355 -Spreman? -[Bam] Sjesti ću. 600 00:26:58,529 --> 00:26:59,879 Chris, ti si jebeno lud, čovječe. 601 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,315 [Ehren] Vau, sranje, stari. 602 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,664 [zveckanje] 603 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,318 -[Jeff] Oh, jebote. -[Bam] Stari! 604 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,581 -[Jeff] Oh, jebote. - [Bam] O, moj Bože. 605 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,626 [Chris] Ima veliku glavu, ipak. 606 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,018 [Johnny] Isuse! 607 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,368 [Chris] Oni mogu napasti tako brzo. 608 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,502 [Jules] Apsolutno hoće ubij te sine na dva otkucaja srca u sekundi. 609 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,851 Možeš li osjetiti moje srce? 610 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,200 [ostali se smiju] 611 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,637 Vau, stari! 612 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,377 [Jeff] U redu. 613 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,944 Ide jednako brzo kao ta čegrtuša. 614 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,467 [Jeff] Eto zašto Neću to učiniti. 615 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,731 Jako se bojim za Johnnyja odmah sada. 616 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,689 [Jeff] U redu, sklonimo zmiju 617 00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,560 i dajte ovim momcima mikrofon. Vrijeme je da to učinite. 618 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:30,692 [Ehren] Ogromni su, čovječe. To su velike zmije. 619 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,739 U redu, promijeni kantu. 620 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,175 Idemo po zmiju van iz sobe. 621 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,444 [Poopies] Je li tu antidop ovdje? 622 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,707 [tech 1] U redu, idemo Knoxville za mene. 623 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,318 Tako se to zove. Antiotrov, ne antidop. 624 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,538 Što znači antidoping? čak ni ne znam. 625 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,453 [članovi posade viču] 626 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,585 Što je antidop? 627 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,979 [smijeh] Uh, to je kao-- 628 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,154 -[lupaju se vrata] -[Zach] Oh, moj jebeni Bože. 629 00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,547 -[Poopies] Ne! -[Zach] Ne! 630 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,157 -[lupaju se vrata] -[Preston] Prokletstvo! 631 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,985 [Wee Man] Oh, jebite se, ljudi. 632 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,684 Čekaj, kako-- Zašto smo jedini koji su sada ovdje? 633 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:06,989 Ne znam, stari. 634 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,864 -[lupaju se vrata] -[Ehren] Dođavola! 635 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,517 [tech 1] Oh, jebeš ovo, idemo! 636 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,518 -On se sam vozi uokolo? -[lupaju se vrata] 637 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,695 [Bam] Oh, ne! Ne! 638 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,218 [Johnny] Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 639 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,306 Dobrodošli u pakao. 640 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,003 [Bam] Molim te, ne! 641 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,570 Čekaj, stari, gdje je jebeno svjetlo? 642 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,789 Bam, ozbiljno, postoji zmija u toj kanti, 643 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,486 pa se ne vrti okolo. 644 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,402 Pa, gdje da idem? Što da radim? 645 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,448 Oh, jebote! 646 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,711 Dakle, ako nas ugrize, umrijet ćemo. 647 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,364 [Zach] Da, o, Bože! 648 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,236 ti to ozbiljno 649 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,238 Zašto smo dovraga pali u podrum? [vrišti] 650 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,153 Čovječe, hajde. 651 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,201 [Wee Man] Knox, koji kurac? hajde 652 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467 Kicoš. hajde 653 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,686 -[Mali Čovjek vrišti] -[Preston vrišti] 654 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,296 Koji kurac? 655 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:54,689 [Ehren] Razbit ću se ta jebena vrata dolje. 656 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:55,995 [Dave] Učini to, Ehren. 657 00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,476 Jesu li upravo-- [vrišti] 658 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,566 [Ehren] Jebeš ovo sranje! Ah, jebite se! 659 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,916 u redu, prevrnuti kantu 660 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,047 i poslušajte zvuk zmije. 661 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:06,962 [Johnny] Oh, sranje! 662 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,008 -[tupanje] -[zveckajući zvuk] 663 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,749 -[Johnny] Oh, sranje. -O moj Bože! 664 00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,707 [Johnny] Svi, ostanite... Dečki, ostanite na kauču. 665 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:13,839 Jebena zmija. 666 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,884 -Bam. -Da? 667 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,104 Moraš biti cool, čovječe, postoji jebena zmija ovdje. 668 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:19,583 -[Bam] Joj, ne znam što učiniti. -[Johnny] Ostani gdje jesi. 669 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,107 -[Bam] U redu. -[zveckanje se nastavlja] 670 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,543 [Bam vrišti] 671 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,980 Čovječe, ujelo me, mislim. 672 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,590 [Johnny] Jeff, Bam je ugrizen! Ne seri. 673 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,854 [smijeh] 674 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,943 -[zveckanje se nastavlja] -[Bam] Ne mogu to učiniti. Upravo sam se pojavio. 675 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,207 Samo upali svjetla, u redu [vrištanje] 676 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,862 To je to! To je to! To je dosta! To je dosta! 677 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,037 [Johnny] Tamo je zmija, Dave! 678 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,561 [Dave] Gdje si, Ehren? Ehren. 679 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389 Ehren! Koji kurac? 680 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,261 -Ehren! - Kako bih trebao čak ti pomoći, Dave? 681 00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,785 Samo-- samo moram znati tu si. 682 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,221 -[pucketanje] -[vrišti] 683 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,092 Zajebi ovo! 684 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,660 -[Dave] Ehren! - Oh, sada imam oružje, pizde matere. 685 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:53,835 Imam oružje. 686 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,228 [Dave] Nemoj me udarati, Ehren. 687 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,707 -Ne, imam oružje. -[Dave] Ehren! 688 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,274 -Nemoj me udarati! -Ti jebeni-- 689 00:29:58,448 --> 00:29:59,667 Ehren, nemoj se zajebavati nemoj mi odgovoriti! 690 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,929 Ehren, odgovori mi. 691 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:02,801 -[pucketanje] -[Ehren vrišti] 692 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,107 Ah, jebote! Tamo su vrata! 693 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,457 Dave, ovamo! Dave, ovuda! 694 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,372 -Da, točno. Jebeš ta vrata. -Dave, ovuda! 695 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,417 Zajebi to. Ima nešto loše tamo vjerojatno. 696 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,897 Ne, obećavam! 697 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,681 [Dave] Ne, nemaš znati sranje. 698 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,075 [Ehren] Upravo imam vrata otvorio, kunem ti se! 699 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,250 Oh, vau, kako zgodno. 700 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,079 Dođi ovuda. Kunem se Bogom, 701 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,297 – Ne lažem ti. -[Dave] Jebeš ta vrata. 702 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,342 Tada si sam, jebač. 703 00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:23,212 -[zveket] -[viče] 704 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,561 Sranje! 705 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,215 -[vrištanje] -[Johnny se smije] 706 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,829 -[Dave] Ehren! -[Johnny se smije] 707 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:34,310 Koji se kurac događa?! 708 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:37,444 ne mogu čak Ja to čak ni jebeno ne mogu. 709 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,620 [Zach] Koji je ovo kurac? 710 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,014 [stenje, smije se] 711 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,493 -[hvatanje zamki] -[viče] 712 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,930 Sranje! 713 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,409 Jebem ti mater-- 714 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,194 -[hvatanje zamki] -[Zach viče] 715 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,327 [Johnny, smije se] O, moj Bože! 716 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,286 jao Jebena kučka! 717 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,417 [Johnny] Nastavi desno, Bam. 718 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,810 Sada ti ne vjerujem. 719 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:56,767 [Johnny] Ako imaš jebeni-- 720 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,117 Bam je upravo dobio malo. 721 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,032 Ugrizli su me, Jeff! 722 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,424 Idem... U redu, gotova sam zajebavam se s tobom, u redu? 723 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,165 - Tamo zuji. -Ovdje. 724 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,645 Završio sam s tobom. ja ti pomažem 725 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,865 Jer imaš-- Bam, dobio si zmijski ugriz. 726 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,736 Moramo te uhvatiti liječnička pomoć. 727 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,869 Hajde, Bam. Hajde, prijatelju. idemo idemo 728 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,001 Svi, ja sam gotov zajebavati se! 729 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308 Moraš pustiti... Moraš otvoriti vrata. U redu. 730 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,006 U redu. 731 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,094 [Johnny] Imaš... Dobro, zatvori! 732 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:21,053 Ne! Ne! Ne! 733 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:22,968 Ne! 734 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,144 Čovječe, jebat ću se... 735 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:27,320 To je to, to je to! To je to! 736 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,192 Uhvatilo me! U redu? Uhvatilo me! 737 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,412 [Johnny] Zmija te uhvatila? 738 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,240 [Bam vrišti] 739 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,938 -U nogu i u rebra. -U nogu i rebra? 740 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:37,896 Molim! 741 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,854 Jebati! 742 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,551 Ja ću imati srčani zastoj. 743 00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,118 [Johnny] Upali svjetla. 744 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:45,294 u redu, u redu. 745 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,427 -Dobrodošao na set, Bam-Bam! -O moj Bože. 746 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,516 [Johnny se smije] 747 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,692 Zach, jesi li dobro? 748 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:52,998 -Sranje! - [Zach] Provukao sam se jebena stvar! 749 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:54,303 Čuo sam Zacha a zvučalo je kao 750 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:55,348 bio je ubijen ovdje. 751 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:56,871 [svi se smiju] 752 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,438 Mislio sam da je ovo kao jedini način da se izvuče. 753 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:01,093 Pa sam se samo popeo preko njega, a onda je puklo. 754 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:03,922 O moj Bože, čovječe. 755 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:04,618 Jeste li mislili da postoji zmija u sobi? 756 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,359 Jebote, da! 757 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,534 - Mislio si dobivao si malo? -Da! 758 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:09,840 [Johnny] Oh, jebote. 759 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,017 [Bam reži] 760 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,540 -[viče] -[ostali se smiju] 761 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,631 Bože! 762 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,589 Cijelo ovo jebeno mjesto vjerojatno je namješteno. 763 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,461 Jeste, zar ne? 764 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,941 Jeste, zar ne? 765 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,596 Vidiš, kad dođem s mojim idejama, 766 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,294 Ne zapisujem ih. 767 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:32,472 Samo nacrtam sliku i faksirati u Los Angeles. 768 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,475 Upravo sam nacrtao sliku debeloguzi i mali tip 769 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,346 spojenim bungee kabelom. 770 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,523 Ovo je "Bundee Jump". 771 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,527 [Mali čovječe] Jesi li spreman, Prestone? 772 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,528 [Preston] Samo idi, samo idi. 773 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,531 [Wee Man] Tri dva jedan. 774 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,185 [Wee Man viče] 775 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:54,929 [ostali se smiju, urlaju] 776 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,887 [Bam] Da! Da! 777 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:59,325 Da, da! O moj Bože. 778 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,544 -[Ehren] Uspio si! - To je savršeno funkcioniralo! 779 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,981 [navijanje, zviždanje] 780 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,029 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 781 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,119 Dobrodošli u našu proizvodnju iz "Marioneta". 782 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:13,469 Osjećam miris Tonyja. idemo 783 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:14,862 [plješće] 784 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,951 Ovaj posao je sranje. 785 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,432 Zatamni. Timmy, deset godina. 786 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,087 Pasta, glupa ali nedopadljiv dječak, 787 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,263 probija se gradskom trgu. 788 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,048 Ugledao je Dolores, star 11 godina. 789 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,746 Dolores je lijepa, kao stara hvatačka rukavica, 790 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,705 i ima samo jednu maticu. 791 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:32,923 Timmy: 792 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,273 [Ehren] Dobro jutro, Dolores. 793 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,057 Želim te odvesti na ples, 794 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:40,453 ali čuo sam Ružnog Jeffa pitao te, i bio sam šokiran. 795 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,716 Timmy je pogođen Strelice s elektrošokerom. 796 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:43,891 Što? 797 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,936 Ne, zajebi to! Ne, zajebi to! 798 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,330 -[vrištanje] -[zapiranje] 799 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:49,592 [ostali se smiju] 800 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,420 Jebeš ovaj posao! 801 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,944 [Johnny] Nemoj se ljutiti na mene. Budite ljuti na pripovjedača. 802 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:54,858 [Ehren] Prestani! 803 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,077 Jebi se! 804 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,386 Jebati! 805 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,518 [smijeh, mucanje] Timmy: 806 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,564 Daj mi sekundu, Adam jebeni Ray! 807 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:07,175 [Johnny] Timmy, ti si nastavi s igrom! 808 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,308 Kako mogu osvojiti njezinu ljubav? 809 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,311 Sigurno bi mi dobro došlo malo pomoć. 810 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,834 Gore u gredama, 811 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,967 sladak, ali uskoro će biti mršav Pojavljuje se Kupid. 812 00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:18,969 -[Mali čovjek stenje] -[Ehren] Oh, jebote. 813 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,581 [smijeh] 814 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:22,756 [Ehren] Oh, jebote. 815 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,454 [Adam] Kupid: 816 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:30,024 Timmy, šokiran sam što te uzelo toliko dugo da me dozove. 817 00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:31,678 Pobijedit ću te, Chris. 818 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:34,594 Kupidon je nemilosrdno šokiran palicom za omamljivanje 819 00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,813 a zatim gađao s ananasima. 820 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,424 [Wee Man] U redu! Ah! 821 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,427 ananas? 822 00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:43,516 Što znači ananas imaju veze s Kupidom? 823 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,562 Kupid zatim povuče luk natrag na njegovu ljubavnu strijelu 824 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,651 i puca Dolores u oko. 825 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,305 -[viče] -[drugi uzdišu] 826 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,350 oprosti 827 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,481 Ja nisam Dolores, čovječe! 828 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,440 [Johnny] Oprosti! 829 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:57,443 -[Adam] Timmy: -Dolores, izluđuješ me! 830 00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:00,228 Osjećam se kao svoje srce će eksplodirati. 831 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,100 [Adam] Velika cigla od petardi 832 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03,927 je zalijepljen selotejpom na Timmyjeva prsa, 833 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,016 a upaljen je jako dugačak fitilj. 834 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,367 Ne! 835 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,282 - [Wee Man] Oh, sranje. -Ne! 836 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,240 [Wee Man vrišti] 837 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,199 [Adam] Timmyjevo srce eksplodira poput dinje. 838 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,287 Peče me! 839 00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,071 -[viče] -[lupanje] 840 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,987 [Ehren] Oh, jebote! 841 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,380 -[Dave] Oh, sranje! -[Wee Man] Što? 842 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,990 [Ehren] Oh, jebote! 843 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,470 [Adam] A onda, naša dva živuća glumca 844 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:25,993 uzeti njihov trijumfalni završni nakloni 845 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,169 dok Timmy visi tamo beživotna i mlitava. 846 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:29,388 Kraj. 847 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,868 -[Johnny] Jupi! -[navijanje] 848 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,261 Dva palca gore. 849 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:39,311 U redu, pa, ovo je prilika da ću uživati. 850 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,227 gospodine Knoxville 851 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:46,970 Jeste li odabrali domaćina Faktor straha za novac, 852 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495 ili zato što stvarno vas je kreativno napalio? 853 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,279 -[svi se smiju] -Reci istinu! 854 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:55,196 To me napalilo 855 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,242 -[protegnuto] kreativno! -[pucketanje struje] 856 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,852 [smijeh] 857 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,376 nastavi. nastavi. 858 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,731 U redu. Idemo. 859 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,697 [smijeh] 860 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:21,266 puf! Sada sam stari seronja. [smijeh] 861 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,487 [plesna glazba svira u klubu] 862 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,405 Pozdrav, dame! 863 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:31,580 Hej, djede, kako si? 864 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,713 Dobro! Kako si, dušo? 865 00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:35,236 U redu! 866 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,977 [svira vesela glazba] 867 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:40,546 [Irving] Vau. 868 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:48,031 [navijanje] 869 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,077 [Irving] Izvukao je svog psa Jima! 870 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,605 Kako ste dame radiš ovdje dolje? 871 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,347 What you gon’ do, gledati to ili gledati nas? 872 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:00,914 Došao sam vas gledati djevojke. 873 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,395 [smijeh] 874 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,701 Vi ćete dame dobiti sav razrađen 875 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:09,139 a onda se nadamo stari Irving može uletjeti tamo. 876 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,229 -Kako se zoveš? -[smijeh] 877 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:12,273 Irving. 878 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:17,278 Možda će neke od ovih dama želim porciju Irvinga, 879 00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:18,975 ako znaš što govorim. 880 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,238 [najavljivač] Ako ste spremni za sljedeći zabavljač, 881 00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:21,935 onda netko kaže, "Ja sam!" 882 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,197 ja sam! 883 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,591 On je tvrđi od potkove! 884 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,593 koliko si težak 885 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,116 Trenutno sam prilično opušten, 886 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249 ali mogla sam vjerojatno pokrenuti. 887 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,381 [žena] Želimo vidjeti tvoje. Želimo te prošetati crvenim tepihom. 888 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:34,600 [Irving] Ona želi vidjeti moju? 889 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,166 Prošećite crvenim tepihom. 890 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,690 [Irving] Odmah ću joj pokazati svoj! 891 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,127 Napravit ćemo kišu, hodati crvenim tepihom. 892 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,260 Ja ću ići. Ja ću. Prošetat ću crvenim tepihom. 893 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,479 Da, protrest ću ga! 894 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,743 [nastavlja se vesela glazba] 895 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,054 [najavljivač] Ne znam koji se kurac događa. 896 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,936 [posjetitelji kluba dašću, kliču] 897 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,902 [najavljivač] Ne, on neće ostati. 898 00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:17,730 [smijeh] 899 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:26,304 [navijanje se nastavlja] 900 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,194 Ja sam Bam Margera. 901 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,806 I dođe mi da se ritam guzica mog tate danas cijeli dan. 902 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,026 Hajde, Bam. 903 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,202 Ne, moram ići na posao, kretenu! 904 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,204 Prestani! 905 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,424 Hajde, moram ići dovraga raditi na vrijeme! 906 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,687 -Hoćeš li prestati? -[tup udarac] 907 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:05,778 [Johnny] Trebam li biti go kao lutka? 908 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,434 Sve dok hoćeš zaveži me, ja ću to učiniti. 909 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:13,307 [raketni tehničar] Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 910 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,530 [Steve-O] Oh, sranje. 911 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,532 -[Bam] Oh! -[smijeh] 912 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,059 [smijeh] 913 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,670 - [Bam] O, moj Bože! - [Johnny] O, moj Bože. 914 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,846 Da, valjda ću morati drži se k'o drkadžija. 915 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,326 [smijeh] 916 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,806 [Johnny] O, moj Bože, to je ludo! 917 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,416 [Chris] Oh, molim te. 918 00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,853 Čudno je to pričvrstiti lutku za veliku raketu 919 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:40,552 i onda vidi kako se gasi [oponaša raketu] 920 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:44,294 a zatim reci, "U redu, vrijeme je da nastaviš, Knox.” 921 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,212 [Steve-O] To su trenuci poput ovi kad znaš 922 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,128 Johnny Knoxville je jedan kvrgavi frajer. 923 00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,217 Dun, da-da-da-dun, da-da-da-dun 924 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,871 da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-dun 925 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,656 Tako mi je drago da nisam zvijezda ovog filma. 926 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,048 [smijeh] 927 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,094 [Bam] Knoxville će vidjeti 928 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:02,922 što je mjesec izgledat će kao. 929 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,535 On će sigurno otići 60 stopa u zraku. 930 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,928 On će biti uništen. 931 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,712 Ali ne želim reci mu to. 932 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:13,149 Bit ćeš dobro! 933 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,629 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, 934 00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:16,631 a ovo je moje “Velika crvena raketa.” 935 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:21,549 [raketni tehničar] Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan, kreni! 936 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,773 [smijeh] 937 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:31,124 [Mali čovječe] Koji je to kurac bio? 938 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,908 - [Bam] Vau! - [Ryan] Oh, moj Bože. 939 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,127 [Wee Man] Sranje, stari. 940 00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:36,042 [Steve-O] Što? Što? 941 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,565 [Johnny] Pa, obično, rakete otkazuju 942 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,175 unazad i naprijed, Rečeno mi je, 943 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,526 ali bila je raketa koji je izašao sa strane. 944 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,963 Da je bilo kao upravo ovdje 945 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,400 to je bio omot slike na starom Knoxvilleu. 946 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,576 [smijeh] 947 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,057 I sada pokušavamo ponovno. Za lansiranje rakete potrebna su dva. 948 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,189 Strah me samo gledati. 949 00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:54,974 - Znam, da. - Želim Lance kacigu. 950 00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,758 Imam pun adrenalin. 951 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,673 [smijeh] 952 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,588 Ovo nije najbolja ideja ikada. 953 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,416 Da, tako je. 954 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,941 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville i idem na mjesec! 955 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:09,902 [raketni tehničar] Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 956 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,251 Kasnije. 957 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:16,430 [navijanje posade] 958 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:19,346 Da! Da! 959 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,916 [Bam] Ako si dobro, podigni nam palac gore! 960 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,443 [Chris] Držao se toga. 961 00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:30,836 [Dave] To je bilo nevjerojatno. 962 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,012 [navijanje se nastavlja] 963 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,276 [Bam] Totalno super! 964 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,196 U redu, imamo mala zabava u uredu. 965 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,112 ali nažalost, Ron je unutra 966 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:47,505 i užasno je raspoložen 967 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,376 jer njegova žena opet ga ostavio. 968 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,943 Jadni Ron. 969 00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:52,901 Morat ćemo ići razveseliti ga. 970 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:53,946 tako je Ubijmo ga s ljubaznošću, momci. 971 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,425 Vrijeme je za zabavu, dečki. 972 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,383 U redu, učinimo to, učinimo to. 973 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:56,949 U redu, učinimo to. 974 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,212 [kakice] Idemo razveseliti Rona. 975 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:00,953 Hej, Ron, što kažeš? 976 00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,650 Pojest ćemo samo mali kolač i zabavno ovdje? 977 00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:04,217 Hej, Ron, Čuo sam za prekid. 978 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,392 [Johnny] Da. 979 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263 -[vrišti] -[smijeh] 980 00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:11,877 Jebeni Ron! 981 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:14,488 Hej, Ron, hajde... jao Sranje, Ron! 982 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,185 jao 983 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,274 Jebeno ću nazvati HR. 984 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:19,537 [Jasper] Au! 985 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,061 Oh, to je bila moja ruka! 986 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,373 Počinjem razmišljati on je rasist. 987 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,941 [smijeh] 988 00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,204 Ron može namirisati jeftini parfem njegove žene 989 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:37,293 po cijelom Jasperu, i bijesan je. 990 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,557 [Jasper] Ron, super je. 991 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:42,995 [Poopies] Oh, ne! 992 00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:53,309 Pa to rješava uredski misterij 993 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,050 o tome tko je ševio Ronovu ženu. 994 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,965 [smijeh] 995 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,230 [izdahne] 996 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:04,016 [uzdahne] 997 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,716 -Ja sam Steve-O. Oh, jebote! -[smijeh] 998 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,593 Oh, zašto imam biti Steve-O? 999 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:23,949 Ja sam Steve-O a ovo je "Tee Ball". 1000 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,212 [teško diše] 1001 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,606 -[gunđa] -[smijeh] 1002 00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:32,740 Sjećam se da sam vidio snimak 1003 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,394 "Box Down Stairs" kada 1004 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:37,658 odmah nakon što je pucano, u sobi za uređivanje, i 1005 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,878 Uvijek sam se pitao zašto nije bilo dopušteno biti na TV-u, 1006 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,793 a onda sam saznao da je bilo previše moguće imitirati? 1007 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:42,750 [Johnny] Da. 1008 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,099 Duh. 1009 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,797 Da, jesam dvije diskus hernije 1010 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,408 zbog “Box Down Stairs.” [smijeh] 1011 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:50,105 Stavili smo jastuk unutra, ili dva. 1012 00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,194 Da, hvala. Hvala za te jastuke. 1013 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:56,329 -[smijeh] -O, čovječe, ubilo je! 1014 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,771 [Greg] Trebaš jedan za njegovu glavu. 1015 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,165 [Jeff] U redu, samo spusti glavu. 1016 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,082 [smijeh] 1017 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:17,829 [Johnny] Požurimo i učinimo ovo! 1018 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:19,308 [Jeff] Bez brige, snimamo to. 1019 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:20,745 [Greg] Možeš li disati? 1020 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,311 [Johnny] Nije dobro. 1021 00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:30,058 [Jeff] U redu, idemo. Jeste li spremni? 1022 00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:33,540 [Johnny progunđa] 1023 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,674 -Oh! Oh. -[smijeh] 1024 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:44,246 [Jeff] Popravi ga. 1025 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,248 [Greg] Čekaj, je li ovo vrh ili dno? 1026 00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,778 Oh. [smijeh] 1027 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:56,519 [Dave] Jesi li dobro? 1028 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,999 [smije se] Ne, nisam. 1029 00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,698 To je stvarno boljelo. Želim vidjeti reprodukciju. 1030 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,308 [Jeff] U jednom trenutku, samo je poletjelo, 1031 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:03,744 poput tebe zapravo poletio u zrak. 1032 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:10,359 Na prvim Olimpijskim igrama, nastupali su goli. 1033 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,753 -O da. -I 1034 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,669 htjeli bismo učiniti, uh, 1035 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,845 jedan od događaja od prvih Olimpijskih igara, 1036 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,238 skok uvis, 1037 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,022 a ako biste to učinili dolar gol. 1038 00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:23,111 -U redu. [smijeh] -[smijeh] 1039 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,939 [Johnny] A znate kako to rade. 1040 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,420 Nekako trče za tim i onda se nekako okrenu? 1041 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:28,856 [Chris] Da, da, Fosburyjev neuspjeh. 1042 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,336 [Johnny] Da, stari Fosburyjev promašaj. 1043 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,164 -Da. -Mislim da je to Dick Fosbury. 1044 00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:33,905 -Da. -Oh, je li to tko izmislio? 1045 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,950 Da, a sada imamo Big Dick Fosbury, 1046 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,386 stari Chris Pontius. 1047 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,388 -[teško diše] -[šamaranje kože] 1048 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,477 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je “Skok s motkom”. 1049 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:42,914 Čekaj, zajebao sam svoj ritam. 1050 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,308 [smijeh] 1051 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:49,268 -[izdahne] -Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je "Skok s motkom". 1052 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:50,486 Ah, totalno sam zajebao. 1053 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,662 [smijeh] 1054 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,055 [Jeff] Moramo nabaviti nešto čist zvuk ovoga. Priđi bliže. 1055 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,274 -Uđi unutra. -Da, shvatio sam. 1056 00:45:56,144 --> 00:45:57,798 u redu, tahićanska plesačica. 1057 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:01,584 [teško diše] 1058 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,499 Detroit Muscle Rock. 1059 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,769 [smijeh] 1060 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:15,468 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je "Skok s motkom". 1061 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,383 -[teško diše] -[smijeh] 1062 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:18,732 [Rachel] Da, Chris. 1063 00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:19,907 [Steve-O] Whoo-hoo! 1064 00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:28,176 [nazdravi] Da-- Oh! 1065 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,656 [Zach] Skoro 1066 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,962 Počeo si skakati iz predaleka. 1067 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,267 znam, Skroz sam zajebao. 1068 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:34,530 Oh! 1069 00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:37,751 Moj kut je bio potpuno pogrešan. 1070 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,369 [navijanje] 1071 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:49,110 [svira slavodobitna glazba] 1072 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593 [Johnny] To je bilo nevjerojatno. 1073 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:04,604 [Bam izdiše] Evo dolazi Dunn. 1074 00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:05,823 [smijeh] 1075 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,878 [eksplozija] 1076 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:23,014 [smijeh] 1077 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:28,976 Nema šanse, stari! 1078 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,283 Proveli smo toliko vremena spremajući se. 1079 00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:34,373 -Ima li plave boje na meni? -[smijeh] 1080 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,940 Tako sam sretna. 1081 00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:37,289 Ima puno plave boje. 1082 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,551 Čovječe, ta stvar ide. 1083 00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,987 [Johnny se smije] 1084 00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:44,470 [Bam] O čemu se priča, uh, “RTG snimka stražnjice”? 1085 00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,602 Eto ti opet. 1086 00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,213 Svi jebeno govore za mene ću učiniti nešto 1087 00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,823 Nikad jebeno nisam rekao Htjela sam to učiniti. znate 1088 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,259 nisam jebeno posvetiti se tome. 1089 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,000 [Ryan] Što žele da učiniš? 1090 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,350 Žele da jebeno počnem gurati mi sranje u dupe! 1091 00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:58,571 [Bam] Mislio sam da je to... To nije bila tvoja ideja? 1092 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,747 Ne, to nije bila moja ideja. 1093 00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:03,010 Mislim, uvijek sam bio zabavljen tom idejom. 1094 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:06,187 Nikad nisam jebeno rekao Ja bih to učinio. znate 1095 00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:08,189 [Bam] Dakle, ne radiš to. 1096 00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:09,974 Jebeno sumnjam u to. 1097 00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,671 znate 1098 00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,020 I ako postoji jebeni problem s tim 1099 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,108 onda možda netko drugi može započeti 1100 00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:15,588 guranje sranja u dupe. 1101 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:16,850 znate 1102 00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,506 Sada se mažem 1103 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,290 [Jeff] Ne mogu vidjeti auto, Ryane. 1104 00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,118 mali auto igračka 1105 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,859 jer ću stavi mi ga u dupe. 1106 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:29,036 [smijeh] 1107 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,735 [Bam] Samo ga gurni do vraga. 1108 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,867 [Ryan] Oh, jebote. 1109 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:35,782 [Steve-O] Oh, jebote, ne! 1110 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,219 Čovječe, osjeća se tako prokleto odvratno. 1111 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,917 [smijeh] 1112 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,527 Stvarno. znaš što 1113 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,746 Stvarno se pitam ja upravo sada. 1114 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:46,706 [Jeff] Je li skoro stiglo? 1115 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,925 [Ryan] Ušlo je, stari. 1116 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,404 -[Manny] Ušlo je? -Da. 1117 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,450 -[Manny] Idemo. -O, jebote! 1118 00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:53,931 Osjećam da moram sranje moje dupe. 1119 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,020 [smijeh] 1120 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:00,807 Oh, jebote. 1121 00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,462 Nisam previše uzbuđen o ovoj skaski. 1122 00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:04,942 Nije mi najdraži ikad sam radio, 1123 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,595 jer postoji auto igračka u mojoj guzici. 1124 00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,728 Ali ovo je "rendgenska slika stražnjice". 1125 00:49:15,126 --> 00:49:17,302 Mislim da trebam rentgen. 1126 00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:18,912 -[recepcionar] Antoine? -[Dr. Antoine] Da? 1127 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,262 kako si 1128 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:22,568 Prilično dobro. 1129 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,701 - Ja sam Ryan, a ovo... - Što mogu učiniti za vas? 1130 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,269 Zabavljao sam se sinoć s nekim momcima iz bratstva. 1131 00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:29,923 Onesvijestila sam se. 1132 00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,751 Mora da sam pao i nešto slomljeno 1133 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,622 jer nisam mogao hodati pravo od. 1134 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,015 Sada ćemo napraviti rendgenski snimak 1135 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,277 -U redu. - biti siguran. 1136 00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:38,584 -Pogledat ćemo. -U redu. 1137 00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,328 Ovo je udobno. 1138 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:44,459 [radiolog] Zadrži dah. Ne miči se. 1139 00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:48,028 [zujanje] 1140 00:49:58,604 --> 00:49:59,997 [liječnik 1] Oh, vau! 1141 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:00,867 [doktor 2] Što je to? Što imaš? 1142 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,781 [doktor 1] Što je to? 1143 00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:02,869 [liječnik govori španjolski] 1144 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,479 [smijeh] 1145 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:05,480 -[doktor 2] Što dovraga? -[liječnik 1] Auto? 1146 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:06,960 [Jeff] Što je to? 1147 00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:09,180 [doktor 2] Je li njegov vlastiti auto, zar ne? igračka. 1148 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,138 -Autić igračka. -[Dr. Antoine] Auto igračka? 1149 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:12,313 [doktor 2] Ovo je kotač. 1150 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:14,881 Vidiš to? 1151 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,361 [na španjolskom] To je mali auto. 1152 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:22,497 To je mala igračka. 1153 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:27,024 Jučer su bili na zabavi i svi su se onesvijestili 1154 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:31,680 i seksali su se jedno s drugim i takve stvari. 1155 00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:35,162 Bili su drogirani sinoć. 1156 00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:36,772 Što je to? 1157 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,209 [Ryan] Nemam pojma. 1158 00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,732 To nije dio tebe. 1159 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:41,777 To je nešto ekstra. 1160 00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:44,084 Znao bih da sam to pojeo. 1161 00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:46,695 Ne, nećete moći to progutati. 1162 00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:48,654 To je auto igračka. 1163 00:50:48,828 --> 00:50:50,569 [Ryan] Pa, kako je auto igračka doći tamo? 1164 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,832 Možda si ga ti zalijepio u dupe. 1165 00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:54,573 Nisam ništa zalijepio u moje dupe. 1166 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,618 [Jeff] Bože. Jeste li ikada vidjeli nešto slično? 1167 00:50:57,576 --> 00:50:59,230 Ne, nikad nisam vidio ono unutra. 1168 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,102 vidio sam autić posvuda, 1169 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,887 ali ne, nikad u nečiji rektum. 1170 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,454 [Ryan] Ne možeš ga izvaditi? nemaš-- 1171 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:09,109 Ne, ja sam liječnik. 1172 00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:12,417 Ali prakticiram ovo, Samo rentgen. 1173 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:15,072 [Ryan] Misliš da možda mogu samo znaš, izkakati? 1174 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,075 Nećete moći pokakati ga. 1175 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:19,859 Zapravo, boljet će vas. 1176 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,991 Zapravo, ja 1177 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:24,429 Mislim da to nije ni dobro za tebe da ga pokakaš. 1178 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,257 [Jeff] Što će se dogoditi ako uzimate Ex-Lax? 1179 00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:27,258 Hoće li to pomoći? 1180 00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:29,608 Ne, ako uzme Ex-Lax, 1181 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:32,567 dobiva jak proljev, ali nema automobila. 1182 00:51:32,741 --> 00:51:33,873 -[doktor 3] Gore je? -[smijeh] 1183 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,267 Mora puno piti. 1184 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,400 [Ryan] Mislim, ne pokazuj to svima. 1185 00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:44,318 - Samo idi liječniku. Ne razgovarate ni s kim -Da. 1186 00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:46,538 svojoj djevojci, svom dečku, bilo kome. 1187 00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:48,235 Ne govori nikome, u redu 1188 00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:50,411 On već zna. To je previše ljudi. 1189 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,760 Cijenim to. 1190 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:52,848 hvala vam za brigu o meni. 1191 00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:53,980 -U redu. -Hvala još jednom. 1192 00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:56,287 Moram vidjeti! 1193 00:51:56,461 --> 00:51:58,027 [smijeh] 1194 00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,165 [Chris] Još uvijek ti je u guzici? 1195 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:06,123 [Ryan] Da, moramo ići u hotel 1196 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,298 i izvući ovu stvar. 1197 00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:17,743 -[Johnny] Ooh. -[Ryan] Oh! 1198 00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,093 hit! Dobro. 1199 00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:21,399 [Preston stenje] 1200 00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,968 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 1201 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:30,321 Dobrodošli u "Dum Dum igru: Part Deux,” 1202 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,628 -aka "Dvostruki bum." -[svi se smiju] 1203 00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:36,414 U ovom natjecanju, naša četiri natjecatelja 1204 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:38,459 i naša posebna gošća zvijezda, 1205 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:40,200 Paul Walter Hauser, 1206 00:52:41,593 --> 00:52:43,334 će sjesti u ovom vrućem sjedalu 1207 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,118 i odgovarati na trivijalna pitanja. 1208 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,164 Jeste li svi spremni za početak? 1209 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:48,121 [Larry] Da. 1210 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:49,862 Odgajajmo Zacha. 1211 00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:51,733 U redu. 1212 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,995 On je anđeo. 1213 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,823 Oh, dečko, tu je dvostruka grana. 1214 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,261 Koji kurac? 1215 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,393 Jasper, sjedni. 1216 00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:02,570 -[stenje] -Da, Jaspere, idemo! 1217 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:05,356 [Johnny] U redu, Jasper. 1218 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,185 Gdje je bio tvoj otac, Dark Shark, rođen? 1219 00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:09,273 Jebati. [smijeh] 1220 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,144 što?! Mislim, što? 1221 00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:13,190 Čovječe, trudim se da ti dam loptu za softball. 1222 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:14,800 Samo ga ispusti! 1223 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,454 Pretpostavljam kao Crenshaw, Područje Venecije? 1224 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,195 South Central. 1225 00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:20,153 [svi uzvikuju] 1226 00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,199 Isuse Kriste, Jasper! 1227 00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:23,461 Sve je to isto! 1228 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:24,679 To je sramotno. Trebala bi 1229 00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,333 -sramiti se. -Stvarno, Jasper? 1230 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,988 Dobro, što je Jeffovo prezime, naš direktor? 1231 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,859 Kurvin sin. Ne, Tremaine, Tremaine. 1232 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,121 Bože, samo se digni sa stolice! 1233 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:33,297 [svi se smiju] 1234 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,082 Da, Jasper! 1235 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,824 Paul, shvaćaš već jesi 1236 00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,695 probio se u šou biznis, točno? 1237 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,262 [svi se smiju] 1238 00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,830 [Johnny] Ne trebaš raditi ovo. 1239 00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:47,702 Ovo je kao Zamisli želju, kad bi to bila kazna. 1240 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:51,010 Vidio sam i gore magarce, Zach. Samo kažem. 1241 00:53:51,184 --> 00:53:52,141 -Hvala. -U redu. 1242 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,361 [Larry] Pošalji mi poveznicu. 1243 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,233 [Johnny] Koliko Zemalja 1244 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,236 mogao stati unutra naše žarko sunce? 1245 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,108 Ako trebate telefonirati prijatelju, možete pitati Larryja ovdje. 1246 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,022 Larry. 1247 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:04,893 [Larry] Da? 1248 00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:07,331 Znate li koliko Zemlje mogao stati unutar sunca? 1249 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:08,854 [Larry] Razmišljam 1250 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,159 Razmišljanje 1251 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:11,596 Razmišljanje 1252 00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:13,946 Jebote, napaljen sam. 1253 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,209 Oh, Larry! 1254 00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:18,037 Odjebi, Larry. Reći ću sedam. 1255 00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:19,647 - Oh, zajebao si to. – Reći ću sedam. 1256 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,823 Jedan zarez tri milijuna. 1257 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,521 [Larry] Htio sam to reći. 1258 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,741 Oh, čovječe. 1259 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,047 Kakice! hajde 1260 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,267 Hvala Bogu nisam zadnji. 1261 00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:31,485 dobro 1262 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:32,704 Mislim da ne postoji posljednji. 1263 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,009 Nastavlja se okruglo i okruglo. 1264 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:35,097 -Da, glupane. -Da. 1265 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,490 Čovječe, jesi li glup? 1266 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,928 Ehren lice ti je ružno, pa samo... 1267 00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:41,278 ooh! 1268 00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:44,368 Vau, bolesna opeklina! 1269 00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:46,108 Oh, miriše. 1270 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,982 Koliko boja napraviti klasičnu dugu? 1271 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:55,117 Plava, žuta, narančasta, zelena, ljubičasta 1272 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,076 crvena 1273 00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,731 I 1274 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:01,776 Imaš ovo, Poopies. 1275 00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:03,735 Bijela. 1276 00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,606 [smijeh] 1277 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,739 O moj Bože. Spusti ga! 1278 00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:09,654 O moj Bože. O moj Bože. 1279 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:13,745 Pusti me samo... Čekaj, to mora pomakni se još malo-- 1280 00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:16,051 Oprosti, jednostavno sam morala malo ga premjestiti. 1281 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:17,183 O moj Bože. 1282 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:19,403 -U redu. -[smijeh] 1283 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:23,320 [Johnny] Koja je boja jesu li cipele koje nosim? 1284 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,019 -Ne vidim. -[svi se smiju] 1285 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,891 [Wee Man] Ne gledaj! 1286 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,632 -[Johnny] Koje boje jesu li cipele koje nosim? -Crveno. 1287 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,505 Wow! 1288 00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:36,594 Ehren je ustao! 1289 00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,944 -Zach, jesi li dobro? – O, da, super sam. 1290 00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,990 Ovo je sranje, stari. Koji kurac? 1291 00:55:43,035 --> 00:55:45,777 [uzvikujući] 1292 00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:48,127 -Oh, moj-- O, Bože. - [Johnny] Oh, Isuse. 1293 00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,216 -[guganje] -[Johnny] Molim te ne povraćaj. 1294 00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,870 -Prestani! -[Larry] Ako povraćaš u svojoj guzici 1295 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,915 to je sedam godina loše sreće. 1296 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:56,048 -[svi se smiju] -[guganje] 1297 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,702 [Johnny] U redu, Ehren. 1298 00:55:57,876 --> 00:56:01,749 -Tko je glumio i napisao -[zegovi] 1299 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,448 “Vila mjerača”? 1300 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:06,058 Ja sam Vila Meter. 1301 00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,103 To je-- To bi bilo Ehren McGhehey. 1302 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,278 Opasnost Ehren. Mi. 1303 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,019 Sve. Konačan odgovor. 1304 00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,194 I to je ono najgore smo ikada snimali. 1305 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,066 To nije cool, čovječe! 1306 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,417 -[vrištanje] -[svi uzvikuju] 1307 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,380 Gore, gore, gore, gore, gore! Gore! 1308 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,645 [guganje] 1309 00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:31,692 [kašljanje, davljenje] 1310 00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,132 Čekaj! 1311 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:39,526 -[stenje] -[svi se smiju] 1312 00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:43,487 Moramo odustati od toga Zachu sigurno, stari. 1313 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,314 [Johnny] Jupi, Zach! 1314 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,405 To je to za “Dum Dum igra: Part Deux.” 1315 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,452 Neki od mojih omiljenih dijelova su, 1316 00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,585 kao, one koje samo, postoje-- 1317 00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:56,500 Kao, sjedimo okolo, nemamo što raditi. 1318 00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:58,284 Onda netko kaže, “Idi po super ljepilo”. 1319 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,547 To je otprilike kao ono što se dogodilo s Bradom Pittom. 1320 00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,375 -[smijeh] -Bio je tamo 1321 00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:04,421 snimati “Noćnog majmuna”, 1322 00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,248 a vi kažete: "Zašto ne samo te otmemo?" 1323 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,511 A on je rekao: "U redu." 1324 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,338 A imali smo prisutnost duha 1325 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,079 nazvati policijsku upravu 1326 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,082 da znaju zanemariti pozive 9-1-1 1327 00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,606 o Bradu Pittu biti otet. 1328 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,085 [smijeh] 1329 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,696 “Znam da ovo samo zvuči stvarno specifično, 1330 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,393 ali Brada Pitta bit će otet.” 1331 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,308 -[smijeh] -"Ali to je šala." 1332 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,572 “Da, to je šala. To se nikada ne bi dogodilo.” 1333 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,185 Bok, ja sam Brad Pitt i bit ću otet. 1334 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:32,361 [Brandon] U redu, dobro. Vidimo se vani. 1335 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:34,407 Zabava sa slavnim osobama. 1336 00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:56,951 Hej, Brad Pitt! 1337 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,084 Ne seri! 1338 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:02,609 Ne seri! Ne, to je Brad Pitt! Oh, kako ide, stari? 1339 00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,046 -Sporo je. -U redu, u redu. Odmori se, čovječe. 1340 00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,700 Da, ali mogu li dobiti autogram? 1341 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:08,354 - Hajde, čovječe. -Da, uhvati ga, odmah! Uhvatite ga! 1342 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,095 -Ulazi u jebeni auto! -Što radiš?! 1343 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,792 - Sranje. -Čekati! 1344 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,533 [Brad] Hej, hej! Pomoć! 1345 00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,970 Pomoć! Pomoć! Pomoć! Pomoć! 1346 00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:17,276 [promatrač] Hej, što mu radiš? 1347 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:19,713 - Ostavi ga na miru. - Idi, idi, idi! 1348 00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:21,280 [Brad vrišti] 1349 00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:25,197 [čovjek u redu] Kučkin sin. 1350 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:26,764 [Bam] Oh, sranje! 1351 00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:27,939 [Chris] Pogledaj ga. 1352 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:30,985 -[svi se smiju] - Ajme, jebote! 1353 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,247 [Bam] Da. 1354 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,684 To je poput droge, da. 1355 00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:34,989 [Brandon] Upali svjetla. 1356 00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,208 Dobili ste registarsku tablicu? 1357 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:37,862 Sranje, neka netko pozove policiju. 1358 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,604 - Je li to bio Brad Pitt? -Da. 1359 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:42,214 Što se upravo dogodilo? Koji kurac? 1360 00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,955 Brad Pitt je otet. 1361 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,740 Da, da, to je bio Brad Pitt? 1362 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,742 -Vidite [nejasno] -Brad Pitt, bio je ovdje? 1363 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,657 Na redu je bio Brad Pitt a bio je pravedan 1364 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,006 oteti i bačen u kombi. 1365 00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,747 Stvarno se ne šalim. 1366 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,444 Neki frajer je bio kao hvatajući me za dupe, 1367 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,882 pokušavajući me potrgati iz auta. 1368 00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:00,014 Bio je stvarno boriti se da ne uđe, previše. 1369 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,929 Da, totalno. 1370 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:02,974 – Ti si dobar glumac, stari. - [Brad] Oh, hvala, Chris. 1371 00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,192 [svi se smiju] 1372 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,719 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville i ja ću 1373 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,808 uskoro te udari auto. 1374 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,200 [okretanje motora] 1375 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,427 U redu, dečki, imamo Tory Belleci iz Razotkrivača mitova. 1376 00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:24,386 Pa sam odlučio isprobati trik po prvi put ikada. 1377 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,650 I iskreno, lijepa sam nervozan zbog toga, u redu? 1378 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,174 Jeste li spremni? 1379 00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:30,958 [izdahne] 1380 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:37,356 [gutljaji] 1381 00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:39,097 [gunđa] 1382 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,101 [gunđanje, dahtanje] 1383 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:48,280 -[Johnny] Oh, ne. -[gunđa] 1384 00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:50,412 -[Johnny] Uf. -[Steve-O gunđa] 1385 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,459 Na stolu. Mogli bismo biti igrajući stolni tenis. 1386 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,069 [svi se smiju] 1387 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,680 [Johnny] Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. 1388 00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:58,769 možeš li 1389 00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:00,814 -[svi se smiju] -Shvaćaš li ovo? 1390 01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:02,816 [stenjanje] 1391 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,470 Ima pet centimetara. 1392 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,385 [svi se smiju] 1393 01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:09,606 -[stenjanje] -Oh, on se kruni! 1394 01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:13,218 Možda si trebao stavi lopticu za stolni tenis 1395 01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:14,872 u dupe a zatim ga ispovraćao. 1396 01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,009 [nategnuto] Dobit ću ga, Ja ću ga nabaviti. 1397 01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:24,490 ne znam, ovaj mit bi mogao biti razbijen. 1398 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:25,883 [svi se smiju] 1399 01:00:26,884 --> 01:00:28,450 U redu, evo o čemu se radi, ljudi. 1400 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,541 Stavio sam lopticu za stolni tenis u mojim ustima, zar ne? 1401 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:33,891 Da. 1402 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,675 -Praveći se da gutam. -Da. 1403 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,156 Ali već sam zaglavio ping-pong loptica u moje dupe. 1404 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,375 Sad mislim da sam ga izgubio. 1405 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,768 Oh, Bože. 1406 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:45,250 Dobar mađioničar nikada ne otkriva svoje trikove. 1407 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,339 -Da, točno. -[stenjanje] 1408 01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:50,081 Zadnji nam je dan snimanja nakon 25 godina 1409 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,561 a nismo naučili prokleta stvar. 1410 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,172 -[svi se smiju] -[stenjanje] 1411 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,477 Guraj! 1412 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:57,523 Oh, fuj! 1413 01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:58,785 O moj Bože. 1414 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,048 [svi stenju, uzvikuju] 1415 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,007 [Johnny] To je bio prljavi trik! 1416 01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,139 [Steve-O] Uzmi. 1417 01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:07,228 To nije bilo čak, nisi čak se približiti meti. 1418 01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:09,840 Oh, ne! 1419 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,192 Uzmi psa. Idi, prijatelju. Idi, prijatelju. 1420 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,239 [Jaspis] Čuo je kako lopta pada. 1421 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,676 -Vi ostanite. -O moj Bože! 1422 01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:20,851 Jebeno je upalilo. 1423 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:22,374 [svi se smiju] 1424 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:27,901 To je sve sir, bez fiksa. 1425 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:33,690 Ovo je sve brašno za našeg prijatelja Bama. 1426 01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:35,692 Mi ćemo ga antikvitetirati kad dođe ovamo. 1427 01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,217 -U redu. -Ulazim. 1428 01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,827 - On ulazi? -Eno ga, ulazi. 1429 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,350 -Što ima? -Što ima? 1430 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,309 [smijeh] Ne puno. Kako si? 1431 01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:45,527 -Dobro. -Daj pet! 1432 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,921 [svi se smiju] 1433 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,450 O moj Bože. 1434 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:05,243 To je bilo najbolje dosad. 1435 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,768 Vi ljudi, isprašio si me jebeno. 1436 01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:09,813 imaš-- 1437 01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:12,511 [Johnny] Postao je starinski! 1438 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,430 [Bam] Nisam bio spreman na to. 1439 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,345 [Dave] To je bilo tako dobro. Otišao si... 1440 01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,563 Oh, dobro jutro, čovječe. 1441 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,522 -Dobro jutro, Bam. -Zdravo. 1442 01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,480 -Oh, sranje. -Prokletstvo. 1443 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,919 Znate, mi to imamo the 1444 01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:32,357 izgleda kao pas-- šok ovratnik za 1445 01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:33,750 - Taser? -za vrat? 1446 01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:35,447 -Ima jedan za tvoj kurac? -Da 1447 01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:38,145 Poopies je rekao da želi pokušati vidjeti hoće li šokirati. 1448 01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,844 Nisam rekao, ali hoću. Nisam rekao. 1449 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,628 [Johnny] Oh, mislio sam da si to rekao. 1450 01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,021 Bio si, kao, "Da, to bi bilo sjajno." 1451 01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,500 [smijeh] Kad sam to rekao? 1452 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:48,155 rekao si-- Da, rekao si, "Bolesno!" 1453 01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:51,419 Može li netko otići po, uh šok ovratnik za tvoj penis? 1454 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,812 Da, otrčat ću i uzeti ga. 1455 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,335 oprostite, za Poopiesin penis. 1456 01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:56,990 U redu, tu je. 1457 01:02:57,164 --> 01:02:59,253 Izgleda kao njegov kurac u kućnom pritvoru. 1458 01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:00,777 [svi se smiju] 1459 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,388 [Johnny] Ne znam zašto smo se odlučili 1460 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,956 snimiti ovo na strani litice. 1461 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,915 Bok, ja sam Poo-- [vrišti] 1462 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,612 -[Johnny] Čekaj! žao mi je -Jebati! 1463 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,223 -Poopies, žao mi je. -Ne, ne radim ovo! 1464 01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:13,964 -Ne, hajde, Poopies! - Dao sam ti priliku! 1465 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,922 žao mi je žao mi je Još jednom. 1466 01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,706 Još jednom, neću to učiniti. 1467 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:20,361 Ja sam Poopies a ovo je “Greda za ravnotežu 1468 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,233 s taserom na mom kurcu.” 1469 01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:23,712 [Jasper] Hoće postići T-in-and-out. 1470 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,192 [Dave] Uspjet ću skroz poprijeko. 1471 01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:27,107 [vrišti] Oh, jebote! 1472 01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:28,761 Vi ste pretpostavljeni sletjeti na gredu. 1473 01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:29,675 [Johnny] Moraš makni ruku s grede. 1474 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:30,850 čekaj. 1475 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,723 [vrištanje] 1476 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,073 -O, jebote! -[svi se smiju] 1477 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,205 Jebeno sam gotov, gotov sam. 1478 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:41,034 ne mogu ni razmišljati bilo što drugo ali moj kurac upravo sada. 1479 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,209 Isto tako. 1480 01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:43,428 [smijeh] 1481 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,391 -Jebote! -[Johnny] Nisam te čak ni šokirao. 1482 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,350 -Što se dogodilo? - Dolazi mi um. 1483 01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,918 - Njegov um i duh. -[svi se smiju] 1484 01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,745 To bi bilo prvo. 1485 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,530 To bi bilo prvi put to se ikada dogodilo. 1486 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,314 -[Rachel] Da, kakice. - Imaš ovo, Poops. 1487 01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:03,230 [Jasper] hajde Uravnoteži, dušo. 1488 01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:05,798 [Rachel] Tako si graciozna. 1489 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,714 -[vrištanje] -[svi se smiju] 1490 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,117 [Dave] Čovječe, skoro skotrljao niz tu liticu! 1491 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,902 [Jasper] Dave te spasio. 1492 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:27,951 [Jeff] Iskoči. 1493 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,259 [stenjanje, smijeh] 1494 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:45,664 Zadnji film, Opasnost Ehren bio je najbolji igrač svih vremena. 1495 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:51,017 Film prije toga, 3D, Ryan Dunn bio je MVP. 1496 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:53,237 Osjećam se kao da sam imao nekoliko jakih trenutaka 1497 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:55,543 u svim našim ratama, 1498 01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,676 ali ne mislim ikada bih mogao tvrditi 1499 01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:01,114 da sam stvarno, kao, MVP jednog. 1500 01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:02,899 A kad sam to naučio 1501 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,596 tamo će biti još jedna prilika, 1502 01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:09,906 Očajnički sam to želio iskorači i samo učini stvar. 1503 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,386 Da, pojavio sam se na poslu za ovaj, čovječe. 1504 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,172 I bar je bio prilično visoko. 1505 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:18,349 Ali, uh, reći ću ti ovo, moja guzica stvarno boli. 1506 01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:19,524 [smijeh] 1507 01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:24,224 Kad dođeš u naše godine, moraš na kolonoskopiju, 1508 01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,313 i to počinje s pijenjem ove stvari 1509 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,359 to potpuno ispire te. 1510 01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:34,974 Ako nemate 50 i nemojte znajte, to je super laksativ. 1511 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,415 Za samo nekoliko minuta, mi smo nasilno ću kakati, 1512 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:43,026 dok se testiramo 1513 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,465 igrom spretnosti, fleksibilnost i slično. 1514 01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,294 Igra "Ljudski perec". 1515 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,426 Ali hvala Bogu da imamo ova sjajna moda, 1516 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,081 da ti dam pogled iznutra na akciju. 1517 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,735 Ljudi nemaju puno vjere u tebe 1518 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,998 da ne povraćaš u ovom dijelu, Lance. 1519 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:01,348 Ne? Neće se dogoditi? U redu. 1520 01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,133 Hoćemo li igrati? 1521 01:06:03,307 --> 01:06:04,743 Steve-O će ići prvi, u redu? 1522 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,485 Desna ruka, narančasta. 1523 01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:08,529 Upravo tamo. 1524 01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,578 Odmah sam unutra linija vatre upravo ovdje. 1525 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,275 [Rachel] Chris, lijevo stopalo, ljubičasto. 1526 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,624 Oprosti, Prestone. 1527 01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,278 -[promatrači uzdišu] -[Ehren] Da. 1528 01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:19,714 [Chris] Upravo sam prdnula. zazvonio sam. 1529 01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,326 Oh, vau, to je vrlo hrabro. 1530 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,067 [Johnny] Oh, mislim vrtjela ju je 1531 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:26,504 i rekao, "Chris, uh, desna noga, ružičasto." 1532 01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,245 -[Chris] Jebeni-- -[Johnny] Da, da. 1533 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:29,333 [Chris] Oh, pogledaj ravno u oko oluje. 1534 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:30,508 [svi se smiju] 1535 01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,337 U redu, lijeva noga, ljubičasta. 1536 01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:36,514 To će biti lijeva noga smeđa, vrlo brzo. 1537 01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:37,732 Što nije u redu, Lance? 1538 01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:39,778 Lance se razbolijeva. 1539 01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:41,693 -[Rachel] Steve-O, lijevo stopalo, ružičasto. -[Johnny] Oh, čovječe. 1540 01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,912 [svi uzvikuju] 1541 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,305 [Wee Man] Dave! 1542 01:06:45,479 --> 01:06:46,219 [Rachel] Vi dečki ide odlično. 1543 01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:48,613 Imamo curu! 1544 01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:50,267 -Oh-oh. -Steve-O's-- 1545 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,095 O Bože! 1546 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:55,011 O moj Bože. 1547 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,317 [Poopies] Dave, pogledaj desno. 1548 01:06:57,491 --> 01:06:59,319 [svi uzvikuju] 1549 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,235 [Jasper] Pogledaj ga. 1550 01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:04,150 [Chris] Fuj, odvratno! 1551 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,673 [Chris] Držite se. 1552 01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,154 [svi se guše] 1553 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,330 [Rachel] Desna ruka, zelena. 1554 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,898 [Johnny] Prokletstvo, rekla je desna ruka, zelena! 1555 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,727 [dag, povraćanje] 1556 01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:17,120 [Ehren] Jebeš ovo! 1557 01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,559 O moj Bože! 1558 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,822 [Johnny] Kako si, Lance? Još se držiš unutra? 1559 01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,911 [Johnny se smije] 1560 01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:28,087 -Nikad nisam tako je smrdio kakicu. -Ne. 1561 01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:30,220 O moj Bože! 1562 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:34,224 Oh, moj-- On je još uvijek shi 1563 01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:37,009 -O moj Bože. -[ljudi povraćaju] 1564 01:07:37,183 --> 01:07:38,706 [Johnny] Kako nisi povratio? 1565 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,231 Steve-O je pobjednik 1566 01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:44,712 -[Rachel] Da, Steve-O! -Ljudskog pereca! 1567 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:47,193 – On dolazi upravo sada. U redu. -O, Bože. Gubi se odavde. 1568 01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:55,288 [Poopies] Idi desno gore i tuš, Steve-O, tuš. 1569 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:56,550 Dobar posao, buba! 1570 01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:01,033 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 1571 01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:05,298 Ne govori ništa. 1572 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,649 Hej, što ti mogu donijeti piti? 1573 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,129 [Wee Man] Dva Budweisera. 1574 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,913 [barmen] Hvala, draga. 1575 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,001 živjeli. 1576 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,090 -Živjeli. -Boop! 1577 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,919 [barmen] Dakle, što je crackin'? 1578 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:18,964 [Wee Man] Ne znam, ići dolje 1579 01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:19,878 na plažu ili tako nešto. 1580 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:21,358 Terra! 1581 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:22,272 U redu. 1582 01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:23,882 Koji kurac radiš? 1583 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:25,971 Tko si ti dovraga? 1584 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,929 -Ššš -Tko si ti 1585 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,540 -Smiri se. -Ja sam njen jebeni dečko, seronjo! 1586 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,019 To je super, druže. Ja sam njezin muškarac-prijatelj. 1587 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:34,501 Čovječe, nemoj me gurati. Nemoj me gurati. 1588 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,416 – Čak te i ne diram. - Vau, Poppy, smiri se. 1589 01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,897 Znaš, jebite se oboje! Jebite se oboje. 1590 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:43,249 Dakle, on i ja smo nekako uzevši pauzu i 1591 01:08:46,644 --> 01:08:48,036 Hej, on je upravo ovdje. 1592 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,778 -Što ima? -Jebi se! 1593 01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:52,476 -Jebi se. -Da, rekla sam ti da odjebeš. 1594 01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:53,781 Nemoj ga gurati, čovječe! 1595 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:55,131 Stop! Stop! 1596 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,133 Drži ga, tata! Drži ga, tata! 1597 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,397 [nasilnik] Spusti mu guzicu dolje, čovječe! 1598 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,529 [muški pokrovitelj] Hajde, ljudi, raskinuti ga. 1599 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,966 Policija! Lezi na jebenu zemlju! 1600 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,359 Lezite na zemlju! 1601 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,796 Zamrznuti! Svi uza zid! 1602 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,624 - Ovo je tvoja jebena borba. -Uza zid! 1603 01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:11,843 - Odjebi od mene! -Uza zid! 1604 01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:13,671 -Prokletstvo! -Šta to radiš? 1605 01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:16,456 [policajac] Podigni ga! Podigni ga! 1606 01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:18,763 Stoj, majku ti, uzmi ruke iza leđa! 1607 01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:22,070 -[sigurnost] Što se događa? -[Wee Man] Idemo, dušo. 1608 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,420 Skini se s mene, jebote! 1609 01:09:23,594 --> 01:09:24,508 [bolničar] Šifra 54! Bolničar! 1610 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:25,422 [dečko] Skini se s mene! 1611 01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:26,771 Bolničar! 1612 01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,338 [dečko] Odjebi od mene! 1613 01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:29,948 -Začepi. -[dečko] Skidaj ih s mene! 1614 01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:31,558 Odjebi od mene! 1615 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:32,951 šuti! 1616 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,692 -Začepi! -Oh, pogledaj njih dvoje. 1617 01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:36,563 Rick? 1618 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,130 - Vau! -Oh, sranje. 1619 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:42,613 Što? Može li hodati? 1620 01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:44,571 U redu. 1621 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:47,270 [pokrovitelji urlaju] 1622 01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:49,315 Što je to bilo? 1623 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,012 Koji vrag je li sve to bilo u vezi? 1624 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,144 [snimatelj] Što se dogodilo? 1625 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:53,232 Ne znam što se dogodilo. 1626 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:55,365 Bilo je divlje. 1627 01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:58,933 Ušli su policajci, Ne mogu vjerovati. 1628 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,587 Mali minijaturni policajci. 1629 01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:09,161 Zdravo. jesam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1630 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,250 Danas ću vas oduševiti 1631 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:14,471 s mojim vrhunskim vještinama od prestigitacije. 1632 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,168 [metalno zveckanje] 1633 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,823 Oh, jebote! O Bože! [viče] 1634 01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:22,609 -Što... Oh, sranje. -[bik gunđa] 1635 01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:27,048 Oh, sranje. [viče] 1636 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,051 [vrišti] 1637 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:36,797 [Chris] Oh, moj Bože. 1638 01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:38,582 Jesi li dobro, Johnny? 1639 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:39,713 Sranje. 1640 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,411 [Johnny stenje] 1641 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:46,459 [promatrač urla] 1642 01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,113 Abrakadabra. 1643 01:10:49,723 --> 01:10:51,421 [Ehren] Ostavio si svoj šešir vani. 1644 01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:52,987 [Johnny] Jesmo li shvatili? 1645 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,162 [Jeff] Uzmi dva? 1646 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,122 Mrzim uzeti dva s bikovima. 1647 01:10:57,296 --> 01:11:01,126 -[Dave] Oh, čovječe. -[Wee Man] Vidjeli smo Knoxa plešući okolo s bikom. 1648 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,955 Ali znamo pogodak da je bik dao Knoxu 1649 01:11:04,129 --> 01:11:05,565 nije bio onaj kojeg je Knox želio. 1650 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,264 Bilo je blizu, ali to nije bio onaj. 1651 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:11,876 [Johnny] Što ti misliš? Možda dva puta? 1652 01:11:13,921 --> 01:11:14,966 Zajebi to. 1653 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,794 [bik urla] 1654 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,796 [zveckanje metala] 1655 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,887 Ovaj je dvostruko veći! 1656 01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:27,283 O, moj Bože, stari. 1657 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,112 Oh, sranje. Oh, sranje! 1658 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,376 ne želim se jebati pazi ovo, čovječe. 1659 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,508 [Jeff] U redu, jesmo li dobro? 1660 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,469 Zdravo. Ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1661 01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:41,253 Danas ću vas oduševiti 1662 01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:44,735 s mojim vrhunskim vještinama od prestigitacije. 1663 01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:46,693 -[zveckanje metala] -O, sranje! 1664 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,260 -[bik urla] -[Johnny viče] 1665 01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:49,740 [promatrač urla] 1666 01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:55,267 Oh, ne. Oh, sranje. 1667 01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:56,660 [bik mijeh] 1668 01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,097 [ostali dašćući] 1669 01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,620 [Steve-O] Isuse, Marijo. 1670 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,670 Taj radi. To funkcionira. 1671 01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:08,628 -[Steve-O] Prokletstvo. -Johnny, jesi li dobro? 1672 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:10,108 P.J., pričaj sa mnom. jesi dobro 1673 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,327 Jesi li dobro? 1674 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,372 [Jasper] Imao je to. 1675 01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:14,765 [Jeff] Jesi li dobro? Johnny? 1676 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,507 [Preston] On se vraća. On dolazi k sebi. 1677 01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,160 [Eric] Vraća se, da. 1678 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,858 [Jeff] Jesi li dobro? 1679 01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,034 Bila je to žestoka tučnjava. Jednostrano da budemo sigurni. 1680 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,514 [smijeh] 1681 01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:25,993 [Mali čovječe] Jebeno kvrgavo, stari. 1682 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,865 -[Steve-O] Da. -Jesmo li shvatili, Jeff? 1683 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,693 [Jeff] Točno imamo što si htio. 1684 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:30,868 -[Wee Man] Da, Knox! - Da, Knox! 1685 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,739 [Johnny] Oh, jebote. 1686 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,437 Pa što se dogodilo nakon što me pogodilo? 1687 01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:36,264 [Jeff] Čovječe, kvrgavo je. 1688 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:37,918 Ovo si ti, ovo je bik. 1689 01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,095 [svi se smiju] 1690 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:42,706 [Wee Man] Čak nije petljaj se, stari. 1691 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,882 Okrenuo se i samo ga nabio. 1692 01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:46,187 [Steve-O] Čovječe, to je bilo suludo. 1693 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,276 [Poopies] Da, Knox. 1694 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,669 [Ehren] To je vjerojatno najveći udarac koji ste ikada napravili. 1695 01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:52,846 [Chris] I zato on je kapetan. 1696 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,153 [Johnny] Taj bik nije volio jebenu magiju. 1697 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:57,460 [smijeh] 1698 01:12:57,634 --> 01:12:59,026 [kakice] Da, Knox, volimo te! 1699 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,376 -[plješće, navijanje] -[Johnny] Volim te! 1700 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:02,334 [Poopies] Kapetane! 1701 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,467 [Steve-O] Potresi mozga nisu veliki. 1702 01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:08,296 Ali sve dok ih imate prije nego što napuniš 50, to je cool. 1703 01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:11,561 A Knoxville ima 49 godina. Dakle, dobro smo. 1704 01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:16,827 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, 1705 01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:19,743 a ovo je "Soba za bijeg iz pakla". 1706 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,701 [smijeh] 1707 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,922 [Johnny] Postoje tri različite sobe. 1708 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:29,361 Morate riješiti zagonetke u svake sobe da biste došli do sljedeće. 1709 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:31,450 Božji blagoslov. 1710 01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,060 [uzdah] Hvala, stari. 1711 01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:36,455 [Johnny, preko zvučnika] U redu, Wee Man 1712 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,544 Da dođem do sljedeće sobe, 1713 01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,111 morat ćete dosegnuti kroz taj zid 1714 01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:42,592 pronaći poseban Jackass novčić. 1715 01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:44,507 -Ne znam-- -Uzmi me za ruku i idi. 1716 01:13:44,681 --> 01:13:46,030 Ići! Stavi ga unutra! 1717 01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:47,684 - Ne želim te držati za ruku. -Ići! 1718 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,163 [vrištanje] 1719 01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:52,950 Koji kurac! U redu. 1720 01:13:53,124 --> 01:13:54,386 Koji je to kurac? 1721 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,996 -[smijeh] -Što...? 1722 01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,520 U čemu je stvar? Kakav je osjećaj? 1723 01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,043 -Ne znam! -[Ehren] Ovo je sranje. 1724 01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,566 -Ne mogu reći. -[Ehren] Prokletstvo. 1725 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,872 Stavila sam ruku u to i osjećam se sranje. 1726 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:02,786 [Dave] Vidio sam te stavi ruku u to. 1727 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,265 [svi se smiju] 1728 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,401 -Dave! Dave! - Hajde, Dave. 1729 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:10,837 - Hajde, Dave. -O, moj Bože, stari. 1730 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:12,578 [Johnny] Uđi unutra, Dave. 1731 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:14,188 -[Wee Man] Scoop. kašičica. -[Dark Shark] Posegni dolje. 1732 01:14:14,362 --> 01:14:15,668 Sve-- Stavite ruku skroz unutra i siđi dolje. 1733 01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:17,235 [Mali čovječe] Uđite i dolje. Unutra i dolje. 1734 01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,802 -[Zach] Koji kurac? -[vikanje, smijeh] 1735 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:19,977 [Zach] O, Bože! 1736 01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,282 Izvolite. kužiš 1737 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,806 To je, to je guzica! 1738 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:23,937 [Mali čovjek vrišti] 1739 01:14:24,111 --> 01:14:25,330 O moj Bože! 1740 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:27,158 Prst mi je ušao unutra. 1741 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,855 [svi se smiju] 1742 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:30,901 [Preston] O, Bože, stvarno je dobro. 1743 01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:33,164 -[Johnny] Uzmi taj novčić. -U redu. 1744 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:35,209 [Johnny] Moraš posegnuti unutra duboko i zahvatiti. 1745 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,429 [Ehren] Čovječe, idi duboko. 1746 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:38,996 [Zach] Je li u tvojoj guzici? 1747 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,258 [stenje] 1748 01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:42,347 [Johnny] Oh, dobili su novčić! 1749 01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:44,958 - [Dave] O, moj Bože. -[Johnny] Dobili su više od novčića. 1750 01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:47,831 -[Dark Shark] Koji kurac? -[Dave] Čovječe, moj prst... 1751 01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:49,833 Gurnuo sam prst unatrag. 1752 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:51,704 Osjećam miris govana na tvojoj ruci. 1753 01:14:51,878 --> 01:14:54,490 Izgleda kao vi riješio zagonetku. 1754 01:14:54,664 --> 01:14:56,796 Mislim da se krećemo u susjednu sobu. 1755 01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,842 [smijeh] 1756 01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:02,106 U redu, Dave, ova sljedeća zagonetka je za vas. 1757 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,586 I što će biti sa mnom? 1758 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,762 Pa, ako riješite zagonetka, ništa. 1759 01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:09,069 Morate točno pogoditi četiri zvuka životinja 1760 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:12,333 zaustaviti ovo. Da spasim Davea. 1761 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,509 Jesmo li spremni? 1762 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:16,381 Čekaj, ideš u petu? 1763 01:15:16,555 --> 01:15:17,382 Da, peta. 1764 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,688 -U redu! -Oh, sranje. 1765 01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:21,125 Ne, stari. O moj Bože. 1766 01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,431 Kakav zvuk ispušta pas? 1767 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,129 [lajanje] 1768 01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:26,565 U redu, dobar posao. 1769 01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:29,873 Kakav zvuk ispušta mačka? 1770 01:15:30,047 --> 01:15:31,483 [mijaukanje] 1771 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,616 Vau, stvarno im dobro ide. 1772 01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:36,314 Kakav zvuk radi li mrvnjak? 1773 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,620 [nadriliječnici] 1774 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:39,491 br. 1775 01:15:39,665 --> 01:15:40,971 Ne, ne proizvode zvuk! Ne zvuče. 1776 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,581 U redu, u redu, u redu. 1777 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,888 - U pravu sam! [smijeh] -[Wee Man] Lijepo! 1778 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:46,150 Da, dušo! 1779 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,455 [Johnny] Trebaš samo još jedan. 1780 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,022 Čovječe, zajebavaš me? br. 1781 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,197 [Johnny] Kakav zvuk čini li kazuar? 1782 01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,285 -Ne! -[Ehren] Kazuar? 1783 01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:52,373 [gunđanje] 1784 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:53,897 To je netočno! 1785 01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:56,160 [Dark Shark] Oh, sranje. 1786 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:57,074 -[Johnny] To je netočno! -[Mali čovječe] Samo počni govoriti sranje! 1787 01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,423 [Dave vrišti] 1788 01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,642 [Johnny se smije] 1789 01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:01,687 [Ehren] O, moj Bože! 1790 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,559 [svi viču, smiju se] 1791 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,650 Prokletstvo, brate! 1792 01:16:07,824 --> 01:16:09,434 Stari, koji kurac? 1793 01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:12,219 [Dave cvili] 1794 01:16:12,393 --> 01:16:14,352 Mislim da je to zvuk od kazuara. 1795 01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:17,660 To je točno! To jest zvuk koji proizvodi kazuar. 1796 01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:20,793 I mislim možemo ići u posljednju sobu. 1797 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,708 Gotovo je, stari. Dave, gotovo je. 1798 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:25,102 stari, moj seronja upravo odlazi [oponaša stroj] 1799 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,191 [svi se smiju] 1800 01:16:27,365 --> 01:16:29,759 [Johnny] U ovom dijelu, Ehren će sjediti 1801 01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,674 u ovoj udobnoj električnoj stolici koju smo izgradili za njega. 1802 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:35,286 - [Ehren] Čekaj, što? -Imaš svi ovi premosni kabeli. 1803 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,375 Moraš dobiti desni premosni kabeli 1804 01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:39,638 na pravim stvarima. 1805 01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:43,555 Onda dođeš ovamo a ti odbij ovo. 1806 01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,122 Kako znamo ako imamo one prave? 1807 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:46,906 Jer ako ti nemaju prave, 1808 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,604 Ehren će se šokirati. 1809 01:16:48,778 --> 01:16:50,431 [Chris] Jeste li ikada radili soba za bijeg? 1810 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,869 Jebi ne i jebi to sranje. Ti to radiš? 1811 01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,435 - Učinio sam to. -Napravili ste sobu za bijeg? 1812 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,350 Da. 1813 01:16:56,524 --> 01:16:57,700 – Ne vjerujem ti. - To je vježba izgradnje tima. 1814 01:16:57,874 --> 01:17:00,659 [Johnny se smije] 1815 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:03,096 U redu, Ehren, sjedni u svoje ljubavno sjedalo. 1816 01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:05,098 [Dave] Ona je najgora pri tome. 1817 01:17:05,272 --> 01:17:10,147 [Johnny] Zatvorimo vrata i molim te počni igru. 1818 01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,715 Samo mu daj sad mali šok. 1819 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,760 -Jao! Jebati! -[pucketanje] 1820 01:17:14,934 --> 01:17:16,675 [Johnny] Hej, hej. Hej, ljudi, Žao mi je, to je bila pogreška. 1821 01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,546 -[Wee Man] Jebi ga! - To je bila greška. 1822 01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:21,375 -Jebi to! -[Ehren] Jebi ga, stari. 1823 01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:23,290 [smijeh] 1824 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,510 -[Dave] Zajebi ovo. -[Johnny] Možete početi sada. 1825 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:26,946 Jebote, što mi to radimo? 1826 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,252 - Evo ih sedam. - Ovaj je četiri. 1827 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,732 -Četiri? - Da, gdje je sedam? 1828 01:17:29,906 --> 01:17:31,211 Ne znam gdje je četiri. 1829 01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:32,778 Jebeno shvati, vi momci! 1830 01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:34,737 -Gdje dvoje? - Dva su upravo ovdje. Onaj crveni. 1831 01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:36,260 [Johnny] Približavate se. 1832 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,088 -[Dark Shark] Gdje je četiri? -Oh, ne, čekaj! 1833 01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:39,829 [Dark Shark] Shvati to zadnji upravo tamo. 1834 01:17:40,003 --> 01:17:41,134 -[Johnny] Jesu li svi na mjestu? -Prokletstvo. 1835 01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:42,832 -Dobro, sta, sta, sta -Smiri se. 1836 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,877 – Mislim da su to boje. -Ne! To su brojevi. 1837 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:46,183 - Pogriješio je. - Ne, jebeno je ne brojevi, ljudi! 1838 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:47,837 Pogriješio je i stavio ga je gore. 1839 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,752 -U redu, učini to! - Šokirat će se! 1840 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:51,318 [Mali čovječe] Ne, nije. Ne, nije. 1841 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:53,494 -[pucketanje, zujanje] -[vrištanje] 1842 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,192 [Dave] Znao sam! znao sam! 1843 01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:56,454 [Wee Man] U redu! U redu! 1844 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:57,803 - Bilo je ispravno! - Isključio sam ga! 1845 01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,500 -Ugasi to! - Isključio sam ga! 1846 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,328 Isključi ga. Isključi ga. 1847 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,331 U redu! 1848 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,944 Ubili ste ga, čovječe. 1849 01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:09,815 - Ubili ste ga, brate! -Jebote, stari, 1850 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:10,860 - on je kao jebeno mrtav, stari. - U redu, Dave. 1851 01:18:11,034 --> 01:18:12,557 Uzmi stvar. Izvucite ga van. 1852 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:13,645 -Izvucite ga. Izvucite ga van. -[Dave] On je vani. 1853 01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:16,256 Što se dogodilo? 1854 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,084 - Hej, sjedi mirno... - Gubi se odavde! Koji kurac? 1855 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,520 To je tvoj šešir. skidam ti kapu 1856 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,261 hej pokušava te pustiti van! 1857 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,263 [Johnny] Zatrubite. Tko ima rog? 1858 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:24,917 [trube] 1859 01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:31,924 [Johnny] To je dobro. To je dobro. 1860 01:18:32,098 --> 01:18:33,491 Jebeš ovo jebeno sranje! 1861 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:36,320 -[trube] -[Ehren] Jebi ga! 1862 01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,409 -[Ehren] Jebi ga! -[Tamni morski pas] Prokletstvo, to je bilo ludo. 1863 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,976 [Ehren] Jebeš ovo jebeno-- 1864 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:41,542 [vrištanje] 1865 01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:45,938 vani sam! Odjebi! 1866 01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:48,027 O moj Bože. 1867 01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:53,380 Pa mislim da je to to za Escape Room from Hell. 1868 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:55,556 [smijeh] 1869 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:56,993 -Čekaj-- Jesmo li gotovi? -[Jeff] Da. 1870 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,342 -O moj Bože. -Uspjeli smo. 1871 01:18:58,516 --> 01:19:00,126 Izašao si sobe za bijeg! 1872 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,128 Hoćemo li dobiti terapeuta nakon ovog sranja, čovječe? 1873 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:04,174 - Hoćemo li dobiti terapeuta? - Dobar posao, Dark Shark. 1874 01:19:04,348 --> 01:19:06,306 dovraga, svi ste me zajebali, čovječe! 1875 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,352 I stavio si ruku u Zachovoj guzici. 1876 01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,485 -Pravo, duboko u njegovu guzicu, stari! -[smijeh] 1877 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,140 [Ehren] Jebite se ljudi! 1878 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:15,794 [Jeff] Zaboravio si cipele! 1879 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:18,318 [Ehren] Jebeš ovo jebeno mjesto! 1880 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,846 Bilo je naslova na internetu 1881 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,804 da ste rekli ovaj Jackassfilm 1882 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:28,502 bit će posljednji ikada. 1883 01:19:28,676 --> 01:19:32,332 Nakon što ste to rekli o svaki pojedini Jackass film, 1884 01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:34,682 mislite li da je bilo čiji hoćeš li to shvatiti ozbiljno? 1885 01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:36,641 Koliko god jebeno mrzim da to kažem 1886 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,254 -[uzdahne] -[smijeh] 1887 01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,690 [Poopies] Nemoj to govoriti! 1888 01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,518 Postajem emocionalna. [smijeh] 1889 01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:45,432 [Poopies] Nemoj. 1890 01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:47,130 To je to. 1891 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:48,131 to je to 1892 01:19:51,221 --> 01:19:52,831 [fijuk vjetra] 1893 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,097 [svira "My Way"] 1894 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:14,173 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! I ovo je kraj! 1895 01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:15,348 [svi] Da! 1896 01:21:15,522 --> 01:21:16,828 [smijeh] 1897 01:21:55,084 --> 01:21:55,998 [pjesma završava] 1898 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:57,390 [navijanje, smijeh] 1899 01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,697 [Svira se "We'll Meet Again"] 1900 01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:01,046 [Wee Man] Da! Da! 1901 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,787 O moj Bože 1902 01:22:04,006 --> 01:22:05,529 -[eksplozija] -Koji kurac? 1903 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,576 [brbljanje] 1904 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,187 [smijeh] 1905 01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:14,581 [stenje] 1906 01:22:15,582 --> 01:22:17,628 [čavrljanje, smijeh] 1907 01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:19,760 - Bože, kako je dobar osjećaj! -Da. 1908 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,588 Napokon mogu obući moju odjeću. 1909 01:22:21,762 --> 01:22:24,504 [Steve-O] Trebam novac zaustaviti se u bolnici. 1910 01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:28,726 [gunđa, smije se] 1911 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,597 U redu, hajde! 1912 01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:32,643 -[navijanje] -Da. Grupna fotografija. 1913 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,862 -Da, Poopies. antidop. - Ovdje, brate. 1914 01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,739 Mislim da Poopies plače. 1915 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:45,917 -[Chris] Što nije u redu? - Ovo bi moglo biti posljednje ikada snimamo. [plakanje] 1916 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,397 [Tamni morski pas] Ne, ti nisi ovakav. 1917 01:22:47,571 --> 01:22:49,268 Ne, mislim zapravo je uzrujan. 1918 01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:52,880 [intervjuer] Dakle, kako je to gledajući sve ove stare snimke? 1919 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:54,534 Svi izgledaju kao bebe. 1920 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,972 Zapravo, Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn. 1921 01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:58,016 [Johnny] Da, da, da, da, da. 1922 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539 Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn. 1923 01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:01,977 [nečujno] 1924 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,894 [snimatelj] Što radimo ovdje? 1925 01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:08,287 Steve-O kasni na svoj avion, pa ću ga probuditi. 1926 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:09,985 -U redu. -Pobrini se da uspije. 1927 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:14,990 [smijeh] 1928 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:17,383 [vrišti] 1929 01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:19,864 [navijanje] 1930 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,735 Steve-O! 1931 01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:23,172 -[Poopies] Spike. -[Johnny] Volim te, prijatelju. 1932 01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:24,738 [Johnny] Spike Jonze! 1933 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:32,355 Jeff Tremaine tamo! 1934 01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:33,878 [član posade] John! 1935 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,358 Hej, hoćeš li ga uhvatiti natrag u svoju sobu? 1936 01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:36,533 -[Poopies] Tako dobro. -[Johnny] Tko je ovo? 1937 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,146 Nisam ga čuo tamo, pa-- 1938 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,756 -[Jeff] Za tebe je. -Zdravo? 1939 01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,149 [vozač] Loomis, gore si, zar ne? 1940 01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:45,237 - [Loomis] Da. -Ima problema? 1941 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:47,370 [nečujno] 1942 01:23:50,547 --> 01:23:52,462 [nastavak pjesme] 1943 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,861 - Bio si sjajan danas, Jeff. -Stop. Bog. 1944 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,472 -[poljupci] -[stenje] 1945 01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,604 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1946 01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:07,564 -Ovo je kraj! -Ovo je kraj! 1947 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:08,913 -[pjesma završava] -[Jeff] I dva. 1948 01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:10,784 -[eksplozija] -[navijanje] 1949 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:17,965 [Wee Man] Ohhh, sranje! 1950 01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:20,142 [Ehren] Pogledaj to jebena vatrena kugla! 1951 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:22,100 [vrištanje] 1952 01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:24,885 [svira “Southerly”] 1953 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,191 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! 1954 01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:27,366 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! 1955 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,238 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 1956 01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:31,675 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli u Jackass. 1957 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,245 [gunđa] 1958 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:39,813 [vrištanje] 1959 01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,077 [stenje] 1960 01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:47,082 [vrištanje] 1961 01:24:48,866 --> 01:24:50,476 Sranje! 1962 01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:01,357 [struja pucketa] 1963 01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:09,060 Oh, ne! 1964 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,020 To je sjeme, u redu. 1965 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:14,457 [povraćanje] 1966 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:22,595 - Jesi li prdnuo na mene? -Da. 1967 01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,206 O moj Bože, ne! 1968 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:26,033 [bubnjanje] 1969 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,035 -[Preston] Au! -[smijeh] 1970 01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:29,863 jao 1971 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,519 [smijeh] 1972 01:25:36,783 --> 01:25:38,089 [navijanje] 1973 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:39,743 Fuj. 1974 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,224 -[zujanje] -[smijeh] 1975 01:25:43,703 --> 01:25:45,227 [smijeh] 1976 01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:52,103 [pjesma završava] 1977 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:55,672 Mrzim tu činjenicu da sam morao jebeno 1978 01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:58,588 družiti se s aligatorima i jebene kobre. 1979 01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,374 Imam kite brendirane na mom dupetu. 1980 01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:06,204 Sve je jebeno sranje. 1981 01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:07,640 [smijeh] 1982 01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:16,475 Kao da su svi pravedni effin’ sa mnom danas. 1983 01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:20,653 I moja Misfits čarapa. 1984 01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:24,918 [svira "Shine a Light"] 1985 01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:27,051 [čavrljanje, smijeh] 1986 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,059 To je dobro prošlo. 1987 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,678 [svi se smiju] 1988 01:26:46,853 --> 01:26:47,854 To je nešto. 1989 01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,301 [boriti se] 1990 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:08,310 -[brbljanje, smijeh] -Oprosti, brate. Što se dogodilo? 1991 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:14,577 brzo. I onda samo, kao 1992 01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:15,969 -Da. -samo je puklo. 1993 01:27:17,536 --> 01:27:19,625 [vrišti, gunđa] 1994 01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,541 [viče, stenje] 1995 01:27:28,591 --> 01:27:29,766 [stenje] 1996 01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:34,597 [lajanje] 1997 01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:36,163 Oh, ne! 1998 01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:47,262 [smijeh] 1999 01:27:48,698 --> 01:27:49,612 [stenje] 2000 01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,100 [navijanje] 2001 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,109 Je li Butterbean dobro? 2002 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,504 [smijeh] 2003 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:19,119 -Jao! -Jesi li dobro? 2004 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,817 Oh, da, osjećam se odlično. 2005 01:28:20,991 --> 01:28:22,035 Dobar posao, čovječe. 2006 01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:23,646 [navijanje] 2007 01:28:26,388 --> 01:28:27,650 [Poopies] U redu, šefe, volimo te! 2008 01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:29,739 [Chris] Volim te. 2009 01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,131 [Poopies] Kapetane! 2010 01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:34,134 - Vau! -[smijeh] 2011 01:28:48,279 --> 01:28:50,325 -Jao! -[smijeh] 2012 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,677 O moj Bože. 2013 01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:57,854 [smijeh] 2014 01:28:58,028 --> 01:28:58,942 Pogledaj kako je nervozan. 2015 01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:03,512 Ovo je sranje. Oh, čovječe. 2016 01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:12,521 [grmljavina] 2017 01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,229 Vrti te okolo. 2018 01:29:26,186 --> 01:29:27,449 [vrišti] 2019 01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:34,891 [vikanje] 2020 01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:42,507 -[pucanj] -Jao! 2021 01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:48,861 -Jao! -[smijeh] 2022 01:30:16,628 --> 01:30:17,890 [vrištanje] 2023 01:30:18,064 --> 01:30:19,414 [smijeh] 2024 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,374 -Trebam pomoć. -Da. 2025 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,378 [pjesma završava] 2026 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,728 Ali, čovječe, to je skoro ispalo je jako loše. 2027 01:30:29,902 --> 01:30:31,077 Da, bio sam uplašen, čovječe. 2028 01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:34,254 Sranje. Najstrašnija stvar ikada, čovječe. 2029 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:37,649 Da, bilo je točno tako ono što smo ipak htjeli. 2030 01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,695 Oh, Bože. to je... 2031 01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,827 Nije moglo završiti ništa bolje. 2032 01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:44,003 To je-- ne znam da li to je upravo ono što sam želio. 2033 01:30:44,177 --> 01:30:45,352 To je upravo ono što sam želio. 2034 01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:46,484 Da. 2035 01:30:49,008 --> 01:30:52,011 Podsjetnik. Štosovi u ovom filmu bili su izvode profesionalci, 2036 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:53,665 pa zbog vaše sigurnosti 2037 01:30:53,839 --> 01:30:55,406 i zaštitu onih oko tebe, 2038 01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,103 ne pokušavajte ništa od vratolomije koje ste upravo vidjeli.