1 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:33,970 Help! 2 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,015 Help me! 3 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,246 Dry heaves are gone, so am I. 4 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,956 I'll check with the doctor. 5 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,460 No, no, no. I'm here voluntarily. Just got to check with me. 6 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:50,755 I'm sorry. Dr. Nolan left specific instructions. 7 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,802 She's not sick, she's scared. So tell her to tell... 8 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:57,970 House: Wow. 9 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,098 And he's black. 10 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,519 Thought you'd be a little more sensitive on the slavery issue. 11 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,366 You can't keep me. 12 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,509 Dr. House, you look a lot better. 13 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,659 I am a lot better. 14 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,329 No painkillers, no hallucinations. 15 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,039 Leg hurts, but it's manageable. 16 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,957 Great job. Gonna miss you. 17 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,043 Want to start missing you as soon as possible. 18 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:32,922 Well, legally, you're free to go whenever you want, but I suggest you stay. 19 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,465 I'll take it under advisement. 20 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,902 If you thought the hallucinations were from your Vicodin problem, 21 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:39,071 why didn't you just check yourself into a rehab facility? 22 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,639 I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy. 23 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,849 But you have been abusing Vicodin for years. 24 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,227 Never had delusions, never had trouble sleeping, 25 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,814 never had any problems, other than narcissism and anti-social behavior, 26 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:53,317 until two colleagues died, your father died. 27 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:57,196 Your issues run deeper than Vicodin. 28 00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,949 That's not gonna cheer me up, is it? 29 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,243 You need to be transferred to our long-term ward, 30 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,120 started on medication, talk therapy... 31 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,496 Yeah. I get it. 32 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,917 Just one thing I'm getting hung up on. I can leave whenever I want. 33 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,086 How about I start with that? 34 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,589 You can't go back to practicing medicine. 35 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,554 I don't want to practice medicine. 36 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,156 I've decided I want to be an astronaut. 37 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,058 Well, if you want your state astronaut's license, 38 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:28,644 you're gonna need my recommendation. 39 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,857 Is that a popular new treatment, blackmail? 40 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,526 You need to get better. 41 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:42,783 Welcome to ward six. 42 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:56,797 So, brass tacks. 43 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:59,508 What do I have to do and how long do I have to be here? 44 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,636 Depends on you. Process is pretty basic. 45 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,890 If you follow the schedule, agree to take meds, 46 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,934 participate in group and individual therapy, we can work on goals... 47 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,144 I set a goal. 48 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,312 Excehent what is it? 49 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:15,274 My goal is to get your boss to write the letter that I want him to write. 50 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,525 Now let's talk process. 51 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:19,278 I can smile through gritted teeth and play nice, 52 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,715 but there are serious risks of violence involved in that choice. 53 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,366 So I'm going with turning this ward upside down, 54 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,495 making you and your boss' job and life so unmanageable 55 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,664 that he'll write whatever he has to write to get rid of me. 56 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:31,957 Safer: He's all set. 57 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,083 Thanks. 58 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,351 Alvie: Yo, I don't need an escort. Get off me. 59 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,686 Who are you? You believe these guys? 60 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,689 Lecturing me on manic depression, like I couldn't write a book or two. 61 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,253 I stopped taking my meds because I want to stop taking my meds, 62 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:02,112 because nothing is wrong with me. No reason to keep dragging me back here. 63 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,533 When I'm on them, everything slows down, that's when the problem is. 64 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:06,909 Hey, nice to see you. 65 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,472 My roomie last time couldn't stand me. 66 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,578 Really? 67 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:11,497 I'm Juan Alvarez. J.A.'S my stage name, 68 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,874 but alvie's what everybody around here calls me. 69 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,210 Like the Woody Allen character in Annie hall, 70 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,380 but the puerto rican version and not as neurotic. 71 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,590 So, what do I call you? 72 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:23,884 You're actually waiting for an answer this time? 73 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,052 You can call me house. 74 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,473 He's a brick house 75 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:32,893 alvie: Hey, wait up. 76 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:36,105 I've already got the whole place wired, so I'll give you the rundown. 77 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:40,192 Yo, everybody, this is my new roomie house, y'all. 78 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:42,194 Main thing you gotta know... Is this a line? 79 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:44,780 Hey, Gabby, meet my new roommate, house. 80 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,073 You can call him hizzy. 81 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,241 No, you can't. 82 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,924 Don't worry, she won't call you anything. 83 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,495 She hasn't talked in like 10 years or something. 84 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:55,040 Good you came here. You need to know the lay of the land. 85 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,667 I need to request a new room. 86 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,085 You're funny. 87 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,896 You're also gonna come here to get your meds. 88 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,130 I'm not on any meds. 89 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,631 You either? Good for you. 90 00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:04,216 Tell me my mind works too fast, 91 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,885 probably tell Usain Bolt he runs too fast. 92 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,806 Excuse me. I know you're busy ignoring me, but my mini-bar is empty. 93 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,766 You think bolt could do the long jump? 94 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,930 That sport needs to evolve, 95 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,186 had the same world record for like 20 years. 96 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,772 I think if one guy launched himself head first 97 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,775 and right before he hits the ground does a front flip instead, 98 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,444 get three extra feet out of that, easy. 99 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,529 Go be that man. 100 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,035 My head! 101 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,996 My head! 102 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,375 You're not getting any haldol. Sorry. 103 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,016 That's hal. His real name is Connor, but we call him hal because... 104 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:43,631 Yeah. I got it. 105 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,968 We can't play that. They keep it locked up. 106 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,154 I wish we could, but at the same time, 107 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,347 you can imagine how annoying that could be. 108 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,990 Crazy people playing on it all the time. 109 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,350 We'd never get any peace. 110 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,233 Come on, I want to introduce you to everybody. 111 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,480 You think he's serious? 112 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,900 He's a doctor. He knows that acting out will only reinforce our diagnosis. 113 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,652 Nolan: Or it'll work. 114 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,002 You actually think this is something we should be concerned about? 115 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:10,741 A patient makes a threat, you should always be concerned. 116 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:21,919 Beasley: There are two new additions to our ward. You all know alvie. 117 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,003 Thank you. Thank you. 118 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:25,631 Hold your applause. It's great to be back here in Mayfield. 119 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,342 Not just for the food, not just for the ladies... 120 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,678 Well, okay, maybe just for the ladies. 121 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,514 And you should also welcome Greg to the floor. 122 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,225 Don't worry about the name. Just passing through. 123 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,768 I don't want to break any hearts. 124 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,395 Can we go outside now? 125 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,604 Not now, Jay. 126 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:44,191 So he's claustrophobic, right? You're claustrophobic. 127 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,276 Can I get a pen to write this stuff down? 128 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,780 Where are you going? Where's he going? 129 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,864 It's okay. 130 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,366 Paranoid. Check. 131 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,704 Dr. Beasley, I'm having an issue with the food. 132 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:57,907 Beasley: What's the problem? 133 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,790 I swear I'm eating less and less 134 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,501 and I just keep getting bigger and bigger. 135 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,711 A crayon, anybody? 136 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,629 We'll talk about it another time. 137 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,549 I understand you all had art therapy yesterday. 138 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,218 Maybe we can hang some of the new pieces on the wall. 139 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,137 Cut your wrists, huh? 140 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,763 Greg, there are certain topics... 141 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,391 Oh. I'm sorry, is suicide taboo? 142 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:22,312 Gosh, if I've broken a rule on my first day, I will kill myself. 143 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,149 Group's over. 144 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,234 That flew by. 145 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:31,155 You realize you're not the first uncooperative patient on this floor? 146 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,823 Really? Is there a club? 147 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,410 Yes. Come with me to the clubhouse. 148 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,999 That didn't take long. 149 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,208 I'm that good. 150 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,802 Come on, come on, come on. 151 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,597 Beasley: Come on, alvie, let's see some action. 152 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,935 Inchter1melmelme! Pass. Pass. Pass. 153 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,228 Good! 154 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,022 Come on, guys. 155 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,276 Ready to play nice? 156 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,028 Would you believe me if I said yes? 157 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,072 Then yes. 158 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,034 You do know I'm trying to help you. 159 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,289 I also know you're trying to be sweet, caring and effective. 160 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,957 You're just not. 161 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,213 You want out. Just talk, be honest, 162 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,467 try to work with people, try to deal with people. 163 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,471 Okay. 164 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,811 House! House! He's on my team. 165 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,854 Shut up. Nobody likes you. 166 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,483 Hey. Am I crowding you? What? 167 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,235 Can't see the sun? 168 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,487 Oh, no. Everything's closing in. 169 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,823 Okay. Okay. 170 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,866 He's the claustrophobic one, right? 171 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,660 Because I'm doing this from memory. 172 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,787 You have to dribble. 173 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,166 CIA satellites aren't watching me, they're watching you 174 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,335 'cause you're wearing green. 175 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,798 That one was just too easy. 176 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:17,594 Seriously, anorexia? Were you supposed to be a girl? 177 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,304 And in answer to your implicit question, 178 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,140 yes, those pants do make you look fat. 179 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,108 How upset were you when you woke up in the er 180 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,902 and you were still alive and a failure? 181 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,787 Two-nothing, good guys. 182 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,502 You're right. It is rewarding to reach out. 183 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,342 You can't go up there. It's yard time right now. 184 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,884 Put it on my tab. 185 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,910 I think you'll find music therapy is more effective 186 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,662 if the patients are inside to hear it. 187 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,834 Where'd you get the key? 188 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,337 They gave it to me. 189 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:39,593 So, if she ever talks, are we gonna get a German accent? 190 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,182 No. She's my husband's sister. 191 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,518 So let him come play the piano. 192 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,646 He doesn't know how to play. 193 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,070 Nice. A little heavy on the right foot, though. 194 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,034 See her head? It Bobs to the music. 195 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:08,246 It's the only real reaction I'm getting from her. 196 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,167 Feels like we're talking. 197 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712 You're not talking. 198 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,840 Her head is bobbing to her pulse. 199 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,134 Are you a new doctor on the ward? 200 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,594 Technically, yes. 201 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517 Can I lead this time? 202 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,185 Come on. 203 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,688 Leave the lid unlocked when you're done. 204 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,555 Can you close the door? You're letting all the cool air out. 205 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,853 If you keep up this scorched earth policy, 206 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,022 you're gonna end up living in this room. 207 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,274 Are you ready to try another strategy 208 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,276 or do you want me to leave you in here? 209 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,294 Twenty-one. Two-one. That's game. Hey, house is back. 210 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,046 Diane: I'll get the ball. 211 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,489 Alvie: Come on. I need some meat. I got no one left to play. 212 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,549 I'll play you. 213 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,385 Pssh, girl. Come on, house. You can serve. 214 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:52,476 I had some time to think about the approach I've been taking. 215 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:58,315 I'm new, I'm unhappy here, and I've been taking it out on you guys. 216 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,610 Unfairly. 217 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,656 It was misdirected anger. 218 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:13,789 'Cause when you think about it, the real jerks here are the doctors. 219 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,415 Beasley: House. 220 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,294 You see how they give you a ping-pong table, 221 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,463 but no paddles, no net. 222 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,090 It's like they're mocking you. 223 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,257 Preach. 224 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,302 The game is called table tennis not table volleyball. 225 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,429 Greg, you know where this is gonna end. 226 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,973 Whoever saw a tennis court without a net? 227 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,393 A little run-down park across from my apartment, growing up. 228 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,563 Three courts, no nets, no one ever used it. 229 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,399 No one's gonna try to hang themselves with a ping-pong net. 230 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,859 Of course not. That's ridiculous. 231 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,796 It ain't right, doc. You treat us like little kids. 232 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,198 Little kids are allowed to play ping-pong, they can play the piano. 233 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,450 Yeah, worse than little kids. 234 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,745 All right. Why don't we just go and sit down and discuss it? 235 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,289 No, no, no! No! I want to discuss it right here! 236 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,792 Guys. 237 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,963 Guys. 238 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,511 Guys! 239 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,354 We want... 240 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:34,494 House is right. I think everyone here can handle these. 241 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,003 Seriously? 242 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,174 Is that your strategy? Give everybody what they want, except me? 243 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,217 You're a natural leader. 244 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,861 You could do something useful down here. 245 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,555 For them. Definitely for you. 246 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,057 Or we could keep fighting. 247 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,518 If you think you can break me, 248 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:02,397 if you think I'm not every bit as stubborn as you. 249 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,617 Alvie: He came to fight the man and he had the master plan 250 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,204 but it started to unravel Nolan smashed him with his gavel like... 251 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,622 Shut up. 252 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,412 So, you're gonna keep trying to make them miserable? 253 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:23,710 New plan? 254 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,630 What is it? 255 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,964 I don't know yet. 256 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,885 His mind is burning the wheels are turning 257 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,345 the butter is churning 258 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,764 you think Nolan can keep house from strolling? 259 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:39,309 You know, it's easier to come up with a new plan in silence. 260 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,852 Right. Cool. 261 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,150 Can I hum? 262 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,995 I'd like you all to welcome another new addition to our ward. Steve. 263 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,664 Freedom master. 264 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,375 Steve elkerton's just a cover. 265 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,961 It's like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker. 266 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,755 Cool, we get more jesuses than superheroes. 267 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,840 Well, I try to blend in, in the outside world, 268 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,386 but I figure in here everybody gets it. 269 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,429 Hey, we're living in the ward of justice. 270 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,514 Alvie. 271 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,268 Can you explain a little more about what you think everybody gets? 272 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,270 That there's good and evil in the world. 273 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,438 And some people are special, 274 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,066 and they're chosen to help keep evil forces at bay. 275 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,527 You don't think you can stop bullets, do you? 276 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,612 I move out of their way. 277 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,447 Can you read minds? 278 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,203 Group time, Greg. 279 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,039 Why isn't she talking? 280 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,879 She needs help. She needs somebody to save her. 281 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,549 That's what we're all trying to do. 282 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,846 Let's take five minutes. Everybody get to know Steve. 283 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,102 I can fly. 284 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,189 I know you're scheming, 285 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,234 working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. 286 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:16,364 Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days, see what happens? 287 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,159 Just let me do my job. 288 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:23,705 If you prefer private to group, we can do that, maybe try some ssris. 289 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:28,460 If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your schemes. 290 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,879 God, if only you'd said that two minutes ago, 291 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,424 before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed. 292 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,967 Get it? 293 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,013 Shaq up in my area 294 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,349 I'm a better baller and a better rapper, what? 295 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,809 And I'm good at basketball, too! 296 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,396 Do you have third-floor privileges? 297 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,025 Ever since I shared in group about my uncle fondling me. 298 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,819 Isthatuue? Yeah. 299 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,822 And now I can use the third-floor vending machines. 300 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,383 Do you eat sour cream and onion chips? 301 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,760 I mean, the whole point is the dipping. 302 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,077 Sure, we save time by not adding 303 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,929 the mix to the sour cream, but you're missing out... 304 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,039 I need you to break into Nolan's office. 305 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,374 Commando style. 306 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,958 I want you to focus. 307 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,210 You want me to mess him up? 308 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,545 Go into Nolan's office, look at his calendar. 309 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,839 I need the name of the woman he met with at 11:00 today. 310 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,008 No problem. And I'll get you some old-school chips. 311 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,652 If they have them, I'll get you some dip, 312 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:19,945 but I've never seen dip in the vending machine... 313 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,597 Yes, get me chips and dip. What else? 314 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,765 I get it, I get it. 315 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,850 Plan b. "B" is for blackmail. 316 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,645 I got you covered. Commando style. 317 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,731 Let me go! I just wanted a little snack. That ain't right. 318 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,943 Yo, I didn't know the machine was moved. I want some ritz bits. 319 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,988 Yo, I might be pregnant. I get these cravings. 320 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,828 You get the name? 321 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,974 Nolan's schedule book just has a big "x" marking out the whole middle of the day. 322 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,251 Then we can assume the girl he's with is called "nooner." 323 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:36,296 Nooner, nooner Nolan's gonna spoon her 324 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,380 he's gonna fork her. 325 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,716 And then he's gonna knife her 326 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,736 I didn't get a chance to check the phone or anything else. 327 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,096 That's okay. I got her license plate. 328 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,490 I call my friend, he gets the name, 329 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,349 I get the letter that gets me out of here. 330 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,185 You got phone privileges? 331 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,104 I'm on level minus four. I'm still writing with a crayon. 332 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,190 You gotta be a level five. You? 333 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,025 That's like the top of the space needle. 334 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,903 Hal's the only one that's up that high. 335 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,237 Hal's a level five? 336 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,865 They give him a point every time he clears his plate. 337 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,366 I've been eating his potatoes. 338 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,701 Will he sell you some minutes? 339 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,953 No, I pay two cigarettes for the potatoes. 340 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,914 Phone's worth a lot more. 341 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,001 Can you cheek a pill? 342 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,923 That's too bad for you. 343 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,182 You sure you're good with this? 344 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,601 Yeah, yeah. Gotta be done. 345 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,063 So, how do we start? 346 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,442 I think we just start. Make it good. Make it real. 347 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,447 Just do it already. 348 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,124 Code gray! 349 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,794 Give me five milligrams of haldol! 350 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,966 Alvie: Get him off me! Hey! 351 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,556 Give it to him. 352 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,997 Dude, that was awesome. 353 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:42,213 You think hal will mind if they're wet? 354 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,179 Wilson: House? 355 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,765 No, it's your other friend at the asylum. 356 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,142 How's it going? 357 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,604 Hallucinations are gone, so is the Vicodin. 358 00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,565 How's the leg? How's the pain? 359 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,483 They got me on some non-narcotic. 360 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,486 I'm dealing. I need you to run a license plate. 361 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,822 Was there a hit-and-run on your floor? 362 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,159 House, just do what you're supposed to do, 363 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:14,037 listen to the doctors, and I'll be able to visit soon. 364 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,625 Track down the owner of this car and I'll be able to visit you. In your office. Tomorrow. 365 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:22,712 My doctor's too smart, too old, and too well-dressed to only be running one ward. 366 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,464 He screwed up something in his life, 367 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:25,827 and I think he's doing it again. 368 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,134 I need her name, so I can blackmail the blackmailer. 369 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,762 House, he called me. 370 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,849 What did he want to know? 371 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,102 He wanted to know about you. 372 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:41,147 He wanted to warn me that you'd be calling for something, 373 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:45,610 and he told me if I wanted to help you get better, I had to let him do his job. 374 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,655 Yeah, well, now I'm calling you to tell you that if he calls you... 375 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:52,325 House, I'm so sorry. I wish I could help you. 376 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,826 You can. 377 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,797 Turns out, 378 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,842 You're my only friend. 379 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:15,306 House ain't a newbie now he's living on this floor 380 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,433 and I hate you. 381 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,271 I'm gonna cooperate. 382 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:26,025 That's not much of a plan. That's actually their plan. 383 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,862 No. I'm pretty sure their plan is for me to actually swallow the pills, 384 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,989 to actually cooperate. 385 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,015 I'm so proud of my little roomie. 386 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,601 I only taught him everything he knows. 387 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,187 One, two, three. 388 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,443 Okay, stomp, you start the betting. Highest card wins. 389 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,030 That's probably a fold. Richter? 390 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,324 Two cigarettes. 391 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,075 He's not confident, alvie. 392 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,746 You can crush him. In the form of a rhyme if you wanted. 393 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,166 No regrets raise 10 cigarettes 394 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:08,586 whoa. That's a lot of nerve for someone with a two on their head. 395 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,962 You're messing with me. 396 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,215 You can't raise 10, I only have five. 397 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,299 Throw in your phone card. 398 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,468 I'm not gonna throw in my phone card. 399 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:16,886 Can I play? 400 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,430 Come here. Why? 401 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,029 I want to see if you've got what it takes. 402 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,227 Give me your best poker face. 403 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:29,690 Too rich for my blood. You can take my seat. 404 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,526 Safer: Med time! 405 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,654 How are you feeling today? 406 00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:37,240 Better than yesterday, not as good as tomorrow. 407 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,680 I've been humming to her. 408 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:03,558 She sways. Might be significant. 409 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:10,147 Are you ignoring me or are you just letting my charm wash over you? 410 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:14,110 Lydia: Kind of tough to play and chat. 411 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,154 Couple of weeks ago, you told me 412 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,991 playing to her was a complete waste of time. 413 00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:24,495 You're right. Your playing does get worse when you talk. 414 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,373 I assume she loved music. 415 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:31,460 She played for the Philadelphia philharmonic. Cello. 416 00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:35,965 If she responded to the piano, she might respond even better to the cello. 417 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,967 I play a little. 418 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:40,887 Hmm. 419 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,640 Maybe I'll bring one in Tuesday. Thank you. 420 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,231 Different desk. Different doctor. 421 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,900 You've been on meds for a while now. 422 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:57,278 I'll be checking in with you periodically to see if we need to adjust your dose. 423 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,906 Any dry mouth? Trouble sleeping? 424 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,868 Can I go now? There's a manic out there 425 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,288 with a fresh carton of cigarettes and he's a terrible bluffer. 426 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:11,083 It's nice to see that you and alvie are friends again. 427 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,168 Tell me about your fight. 428 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,253 He hit me, I hit him back. 429 00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,088 Repeat until pulpy. 430 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,591 Alvie told me you instigated the thing. 431 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,509 That tends to be the way fights work. 432 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,054 Different interpretations of the same circumstances. 433 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:24,764 Very understanding attitude. 434 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:25,932 There's that tone again. 435 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,433 You're smart. 436 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,978 How come every time you compliment me, it sounds like an accusation? 437 00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:34,023 You're not having any side-effects from your meds, which is unusual. 438 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,191 It's not that unusual. 439 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,585 The story about the fight isn't adding up. 440 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:39,779 Why don't you stop pretending that you haven't reached a conclusion? 441 00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:43,157 You don't trust me. Actually, it's more fundamental than that. 442 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,241 You don't like me. 443 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,326 I didn't say that. 444 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,244 You think I'm not taking my meds. 445 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,330 Are you? Yes. 446 00:29:50,373 --> 00:29:53,000 So, what do you want me to do? Want me to take a urine test? 447 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,044 Will that earn your trust? 448 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,088 Actually, yeah. 449 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,434 Have at it. 450 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,353 A little dignity, please. 451 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,730 You know the rules. I have to watch. 452 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:18,901 Yes, but you don't have to have court side seats. Can I at least use a stall? 453 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:48,014 For he himself has said it 454 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:52,685 and it's greatly to his credit 455 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,856 that he is an englishman 456 00:30:56,939 --> 00:31:02,069 he is 457 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:06,574 an englishman 458 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,172 Get it while it's hot. 459 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,273 I'm sorry I doubted you. 460 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,654 Freedom master, think you could help me out? 461 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:49,116 You need help? Of course. That's what I do. 462 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,994 Great. Could you move the piano for me? 463 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,415 Five hundred pounds is not too much, is it? 464 00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:58,667 Is there something trapped underneath or... 465 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,836 No, I just want to move it away from the window. 466 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,481 I'm sorry, my powers aren't for frivolous... 467 00:32:02,505 --> 00:32:04,381 Just one quick lift. 468 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,465 Why are you doing that? 469 00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:07,676 House, it's none of your business. 470 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:12,598 I'm just curious, as a doctor. What are you doing? 471 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:15,017 Either he is freedom master and he shouldn't be here 472 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,937 or else he's suffering from a serious and dangerous delusion 473 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,522 that he needs to deal with. 474 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,316 So legit medical reasons. 475 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:26,032 You're not just trying to break the guy because he's a little different. 476 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,947 He's not different, he's delusional. 477 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,073 Can you help me out? 478 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,324 What is she looking at? 479 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,910 You're not a superhero, Steven. 480 00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,180 You're just a regular person, that's okay. I can save her. 481 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:37,540 We're all just regular people. It's what we do with that... 482 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,293 They stole her voice box. They have it in there. 483 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,588 That's what she's staring at. That's what she's staring at. 484 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:45,712 She's always staring at... 485 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,758 Your wife is dead. 486 00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,558 Good can defeat evil. 487 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,352 Not every time. Evil people killed a lot of good people that day. 488 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,479 You couldn't save her. No one could save her. 489 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:06,986 It's in there. Her voice is in there. Her voice is in there. 490 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:08,445 Code gray. 491 00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:09,864 Her voice is in... 492 00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:15,411 Her voice is in there! Her voice is in there! 493 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,209 Don't do it. 494 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:23,711 I'm not doing anything. 495 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,171 You're thinking. 496 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:28,340 Things go from thinking to doing way too fast in this place. 497 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,843 Keep thinking, you're gonna wind up with no mo in your mojo. 498 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,344 I'm thinking of hitting you again. 499 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:35,347 You hate Medina, you hate all of them, you want to hurt them. 500 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,766 You gotta keep pretending. Step away from the hate. 501 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:42,062 What's the difference between pretending to cooperate and cooperating? 502 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:45,107 Pretending is pretending. It's not real, you don't mean it. 503 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:48,235 I sat and watched while he did something stupid and pointless. 504 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:49,361 I cooperated. 505 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:52,615 In a few days, you won't have to watch because you're going home. 506 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,116 You'll be getting your job back. 507 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,535 Safer: Everybody, inside. 508 00:33:56,619 --> 00:34:00,581 Closing ceremonies, everyone attends. One of you is going home. 509 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,962 Beasley: It's been a great week. 510 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,798 A number of you have made tremendous strides. 511 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,802 But today we're here to congratulate Susan. 512 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:21,435 We are proud of her. We wish her well and we hope 513 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:24,855 to never see her again. All: To never see her again. 514 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,824 Beasley: Isn't it pretty? 515 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,961 Where's freedom master? 516 00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,671 He isn't able to take part. 517 00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:03,435 Get out there. He said everybody has to get out there. 518 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,437 Talk. Say something. 519 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:08,023 Dr. House, leave him alone. 520 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:09,942 Did you drug him? 521 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,277 Of course I didn't drug him. 522 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,029 He's in flat affect. He's practically catatonic. 523 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,114 Hey, we got cake. 524 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:16,282 He's fine. 525 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,783 Double chocolate. Yummy, yummy. 526 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,286 Don't tell me that he's fine! You did this! 527 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,579 He was functioning. He was happy. 528 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,081 He was delusional. 529 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,874 Yeah. He's way better off now. 530 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,126 Nolan: Dr. House. 531 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,420 Let's talk. 532 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,386 Alvie: Thinking sucks. 533 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:44,184 I'm not allowed to get angry? They screwed him up. 534 00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:45,811 And for the record, 535 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,355 I am two privilege levels above Susan. 536 00:35:48,439 --> 00:35:50,065 I got the same depression scale score. 537 00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:52,985 Every patient is different. It's not about scores and levels and... 538 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,821 Happiness is happiness, the test is the test, coping is coping. 539 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:58,449 And you think you're... Absolutely! 540 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,327 I need to address some deeper issues, 541 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,996 which I could do on an outpatient basis. 542 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,289 Three hours a week? 543 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,172 That's just my opening offer. If you want to counter, I'll likely fold. 544 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,378 "No" is not an argument. 545 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,542 You trying to frustrate me? 546 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,591 "No" again? 547 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,926 I can cope. I'm coping. 548 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,929 In fact, I'm coping better than you think. 549 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:25,684 I've not been taking my meds. Not one. 550 00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:29,396 And yet I still scored a "high-functioning" on your depression test. 551 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,107 So your proof of your well-being is that you lied? 552 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,776 Manipulated. 553 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,737 My proof is that I can fool the test, I can fool you, 554 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,155 which means I am high-functioning. 555 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:41,367 I'm sane, rational, capable. I should not be here. 556 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,577 These are your pills from today? 557 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:46,413 I'm not gonna take it. I'll just cheek it again. 558 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,251 Lick it. 559 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:53,879 You want me to lick your hand. 560 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,464 I washed. 561 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,053 It's sugar. 562 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:07,267 Your test results were improving too regularly and too quickly. 563 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,162 I was concerned that you weren't taking your pills, 564 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:13,023 that it was all an act. So I switched you to a placebo 565 00:37:15,651 --> 00:37:18,737 to see if your improvements would continue. 566 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,574 Your psych tests told me nothing, 567 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:25,702 but your urine tests told me you were faking. 568 00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:30,749 You need to stop fighting the system. 569 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,751 You need to let me do my job. 570 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:41,510 So, what's the next plan? 571 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,347 There is no new plan. 572 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,725 I'm out of plans. 573 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,269 So, what do we do? 574 00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:51,687 We stop talking. 575 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,311 I see you got some cello in your trunk. 576 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:36,190 No, it's not a euphemism. 577 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,484 Are you spying on me? 578 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,319 I'm living in a psychiatric hospital. 579 00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:43,155 Staring out of the window is what we do. 580 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,782 I assume you'll need help carrying it up. 581 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,743 I still got grounds privileges. 582 00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:51,830 And who's going to carry you when you're carrying the cello? 583 00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:55,876 Yes, cast aside the useless cripple. How very German of you. 584 00:38:56,919 --> 00:39:00,547 Seriously. The thing weighs a ton with that case. I think I'll need a Dolly. 585 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:03,967 Or we could ask Clark Kent to pitch in. 586 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,345 The Dolly's probably easier. 587 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,598 The Dolly already feels good about itself. 588 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:14,102 He was a happy-go-lucky superhero until they told him he has no powers. 589 00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,813 You let him help out, he feels good about himself, 590 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,899 might be less depressed. 591 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,820 So, why do you put your life on hold 592 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:27,032 to visit your sister-in-law five times a week? 593 00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:30,077 Am I somehow a bad person for showing compassion? 594 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,414 No. You're not even a bad person for lying about why you're doing it. 595 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:41,463 Oh, that is impressive. That is a superhuman feat. 596 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:48,512 Why don't you take a rest before you fly that thing up to the ward? 597 00:39:52,975 --> 00:39:56,353 He's still depressed. Give me your car keys. 598 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,939 You gonna dangle them in front of him to entertain him? 599 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,732 I'm gonna make him feel like he's flying. 600 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:04,945 I'll just drive him around the grounds, top down, wind in his hair. 601 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:09,741 Seriously? You're gonna say no to that? 602 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,215 Why are you so nice to me? 603 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,344 I think you have a good heart. 604 00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:32,764 Would you still be nice to me if I told you that I lied? 605 00:40:33,015 --> 00:40:35,159 I'm not just driving around the grounds in your convertible. 606 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,728 I'm kidnapping him and stealing your car. 607 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,068 You sure? 608 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,654 I was just starting to feel a little heat between us. 609 00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:50,091 Thought we had kind of a Bonnie and Clyde thing going there. 610 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,451 Bonnie and Clyde get shot to pieces. 611 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:55,162 Hmm. See you. 612 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:20,896 You can do this. And if you hold my hand, I can do it, too. 613 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,388 Don't let go! 614 00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:57,224 Going up! 615 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,698 Freedom master is back! 616 00:42:14,116 --> 00:42:18,286 Keep it down, freedom master, you're scaring the good citizens. 617 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,431 That was the coolest moment of my life. 618 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:21,873 It was fun. 619 00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,584 You can repay me by telling Nolan he's an idiot. 620 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:28,213 Smell that fresh air. And the warmth of your yellow sun. 621 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,881 We do enjoy it. 622 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:35,554 Careful of the traffic. Don't want to go damaging any fenders. 623 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:41,268 Hey! Hey! Come on. Get down. 624 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:46,523 There's no cry for help. There's no cat in a tree. 625 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:50,986 Thank you, Greg. 626 00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:05,709 Nolan: He's lucky to be alive. 627 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:09,921 He's got a lacerated spleen, rotational pelvic fracture, 628 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:12,799 compound break of the femur and humerus. 629 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:16,636 Everything in your life has been about finding the truth, 630 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:21,892 but suddenly, with this guy, you decide to reinforce a sick man's delusions. 631 00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:27,230 You just wanted to take a swing at me. Hmm? 632 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,027 You don't care about getting out, you don't care about him. 633 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,070 You don't even care about the truth. 634 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:39,159 You don't care about anything, house. 635 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,954 I'm transferring you to winslow psychiatric. 636 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:47,209 You'll have better luck pulling the wool over their eyes. I'm done. 637 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:55,926 I need help. 638 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,947 So, how is this supposed to work? 639 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,366 You sit. I sit. We talk. 640 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,701 About what? About whatever you want. 641 00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:23,411 You want me to whine about my mother? 642 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,956 Do you want to whine about your mother? 643 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:29,376 I could tell you about the time I was five and my goldfish died. 644 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:32,003 If that's where you'd like to start. 645 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,898 I've had a billion things happen to me in my life, 646 00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:35,650 how am I supposed to know which ones are relevant? 647 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,401 As far as I'm concerned, they're all relevant. 648 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:40,929 Well, we better get moving 'cause this session could take 50 years. 649 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,306 Yes, you are the sum of everything that's happened to you, 650 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:47,185 and, yes, some events are more relevant than others, 651 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:52,065 but the only way we can figure out which ones are is to talk. 652 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,693 So, tell me, what's on your mind? 653 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,320 What do you want? 654 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,992 I want to get better. 655 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:06,121 Whatever the hell that means. 656 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,206 I'm sick of being miserable. 657 00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:09,666 So you'd like to be happy? 658 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:12,127 Again with the reflecting. Yes, I'd like to be happy. 659 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,296 Being happy is an excellent goal. 660 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,256 Not many patients can crystallize 661 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:17,984 exactly what they're hoping to get out of this. 662 00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:19,342 Well, bully for me. 663 00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:21,428 So, now all we have to do 664 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:25,390 is figure out how to get you from here to happy. 665 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,854 Ssris? That's your genius technique? 666 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,857 I don't think we should ignore any tools that can help. 667 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,901 I know you don't have a problem taking drugs. 668 00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,903 For my leg. For pain. 669 00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:40,405 Well, think of this as being for psychic pain. 670 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,911 I don't want to change who I am. 671 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:47,037 Miserable? 672 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:55,295 You think that by taking meds you'll lose your edge? 673 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:59,132 Stop making the unique connections that make you a successful doctor? 674 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,134 Ifvan gogh was your patient, 675 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,970 he'd be satisfied painting houses instead of the starry night. 676 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:08,016 Van gogh would still be making inspired paintings of the night sky, 677 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,352 just maybe not from the room of his asylum. 678 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:11,436 You don't know that. 679 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,481 I know both his ears would be intact. 680 00:46:15,732 --> 00:46:18,568 And I know his life would be better. 681 00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:32,749 I know this doesn't come naturally to you, 682 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:37,545 but you want my help, which means you need to trust me. 683 00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:49,391 Hmm. 684 00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:51,393 Delicious. 685 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,406 Why are you here? 686 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,742 Waiting for my communion wafer. 687 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,376 You're cheeking it, right? 688 00:47:17,002 --> 00:47:18,211 Nope. 689 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,672 Tell me you're cheeking it. 690 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:22,966 I swallowed it. 691 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,467 No, you didn't. We don't take meds. 692 00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:25,885 You don't take meds, alvie. 693 00:47:25,969 --> 00:47:27,721 I decided to get sane. 694 00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:29,848 You're scamming again. You can tell me. 695 00:47:29,931 --> 00:47:32,392 I'm not scamming, alvie. 696 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,144 They broke you. 697 00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:41,067 They didn't break me. I am broken. 698 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,948 And stop worshipping me and go worry about your own loser life. 699 00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:52,495 I hate you. 700 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:04,883 Prom? 701 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:06,301 Got an assignment for you. 702 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,927 Role playing? 703 00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:11,056 I'm not sure how pretending to be a businessman 704 00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:14,392 with a foot fetish is going to help, but I'm game. 705 00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:17,729 Have you connected with any of the other patients? 706 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,064 You've been here four weeks. 707 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:22,484 Tell me about your relationships with the other patients. 708 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:26,613 Diane is convinced that silent girl hates her. 709 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,406 Richter is not as paranoid as you think, 710 00:48:28,490 --> 00:48:30,700 he just likes that you think that, 711 00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:32,202 and my roommate hates me. 712 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:33,512 Only one of the things you said 713 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:36,748 indicated how somebody else feels about you. So... 714 00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:42,128 I'm sure they've done some form of rudimentary analysis on me, 715 00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:43,338 concluded that I'm a jerk. 716 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,257 You know, there is a way for them to find out things about you 717 00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:48,176 without deductive reasoning. 718 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,803 I have had relationships. 719 00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:51,930 You've screwed up relationships. 720 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:54,933 Every one of them. Almost like that was the goal. 721 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:59,562 I want you to trust people. 722 00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:03,316 Try. 723 00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:07,987 Get dressed. 724 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,383 Just open up? 725 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:32,470 Just open up. Trust. 726 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,597 Strangers? 727 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,767 We'll start with strangers, then work our way up. 728 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:43,231 If it helps, I find "hello" to be an excellent ice breaker. 729 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,164 It's like hello, only shorter. 730 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:01,916 Yes. 731 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,669 Glad we were able to save that time. 732 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:07,839 Judging by the fancy suit, I'd say you were a donor, 733 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,176 but the nervous demeanor says maybe you've had issues, 734 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:14,596 probably that's why this place has personal meaning. 735 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,932 But this is supposed to be about me. 736 00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,519 I take advantage of my friends. 737 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,982 Friend, really. I've only got one. 738 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,444 It can be tough sometimes. 739 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,612 I'm not gay. 740 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:31,696 Neither am I. 741 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,448 Actually, I am. 742 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,533 See that guy over there? 743 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:40,038 He's my lover. He's also my psychiatrist. 744 00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:42,123 Which some would argue is a little inappropriate, 745 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:45,460 but they just don't know what love is. Am I right? 746 00:50:51,299 --> 00:50:53,259 You're not gay. No. 747 00:50:53,343 --> 00:50:56,429 But I have to tell intimate secrets to people. 748 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,766 Maybe they should be true. 749 00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:01,559 Hadn't thought of that. 750 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:03,728 To be on the safe side, I should probably do both. 751 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:07,565 Starting with the fun ones. Come on, let's get me better. 752 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,708 I'm a philanderer. 753 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:30,356 Philanderer doesn't mean that I give a lot to charity, 754 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:31,381 it means... 755 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:32,840 I know what it means. 756 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:38,680 You were asking me if there were any nuts in the hors d'oeuvres. 757 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,847 What? 758 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,849 Honey. 759 00:51:42,517 --> 00:51:44,727 What did my husband just say to you? 760 00:51:47,689 --> 00:51:53,987 I was asking him if there were nuts in the hors d'oeuvres. 761 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:55,613 Then where is your epipen? 762 00:51:55,697 --> 00:51:56,781 My what? 763 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,993 No one with an allergy would walk around without an epipen. 764 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,369 Give me your purse. No. 765 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,121 Give me your purse. Stop. No. 766 00:52:03,204 --> 00:52:06,624 What really happenedis_. 767 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,754 I thought he was cute. I hit on him. 768 00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:13,047 We're going. 769 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:22,640 Nolan: You having fun? 770 00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:26,394 I did connect with one guy, 771 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,940 but then my propensity for screwing things up overtook me. 772 00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:34,819 Then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity. 773 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:36,821 You didn't screw it up. 774 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:40,158 The assignment wasn't to get you to trust people with a piece of your soul, 775 00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:43,453 the assignment was to teach you that you can trust. 776 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:48,499 Did any of these people rat you out as the obnoxious womanizer 777 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:51,586 or the porn producer that they think you are? 778 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:57,592 Why do you think that people would treat you worse if they knew the truth? 779 00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:03,973 Good night, doctor. 780 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:09,270 Are you in trouble? 781 00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:13,399 Apparently not. 782 00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:16,652 So, what's next? You wanna be my pimp? 783 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:22,450 Why don't we just talk? 784 00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:25,119 Okay. 785 00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:30,750 How come you weren't pissed at me for stealing your car? 786 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:33,836 It was a nice thing to do. 787 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,965 Hmm. I'm not sure about the German-English translation of "nice." 788 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:43,346 The stealing was nice or the ruining of freedom master's life? 789 00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:48,768 What you did was misguided and irresponsible, 790 00:53:49,644 --> 00:53:51,437 but it was also nice. 791 00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:54,649 You gave him a moment of pure happiness. 792 00:53:58,027 --> 00:54:01,489 You asked me why I come here so often to visit Annie. 793 00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:05,743 She was my best friend. 794 00:54:05,827 --> 00:54:10,164 Then she started pulling away from everybody. 795 00:54:11,207 --> 00:54:13,334 The doctors don't know why. 796 00:54:14,127 --> 00:54:16,921 I think I married her brother 797 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:22,885 because he was the only other one who was going through the same thing. 798 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:28,307 But he stopped visiting after a couple of years. 799 00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:32,478 I just couldn't stop. 800 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:36,649 I miss her. 801 00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,160 I should go. 802 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,788 Good night. 803 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,427 Good night. 804 00:55:24,614 --> 00:55:26,324 So, what happened? 805 00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:28,701 You're talking to me now. 806 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:38,586 Was it fun? 807 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:42,632 Yeah. 808 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:52,975 She kissed me. 809 00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:57,980 Don't read into the phrasing. We kissed each other. 810 00:55:58,064 --> 00:55:59,291 And how do you feel about that? 811 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:03,194 How do I feel about that? It was a kiss. Kisses are good things. 812 00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:05,238 Okay. 813 00:56:07,073 --> 00:56:08,616 That was a loaded "okay." 814 00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,576 Not at all. Why would you assume that? 815 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,703 You're being judgmental. 816 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:16,499 If I'd said that I had some delicious Chilean sea bass for dinner last night, 817 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:18,435 would you say, "and how do you feel about that?" 818 00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:20,211 If the sea bass was married, I might. 819 00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,713 See, you're being judgmental. 820 00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:25,716 Isn't that against your code or something? 821 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,510 I'm simply stating the obvious. 822 00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:29,887 It's complicated, not just because she's married 823 00:56:29,971 --> 00:56:32,807 and not just because you're institutionalized. 824 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:37,144 I know you spent the last 12 hours trying to figure out what that kiss means. 825 00:56:38,688 --> 00:56:42,316 Who was that woman you were with in the parking lot? 826 00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:44,068 When you deflect, 827 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,404 it's more effective when you're not that transparent. 828 00:56:46,487 --> 00:56:49,073 Obviously you have no problem with infidelity. 829 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:53,578 You're trying to rationalize that if it's okay for your doctor, it's okay. 830 00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:56,038 Butjust for the record, I am not having an affair. 831 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,308 Then who is she? Why do you think you're working so hard 832 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,132 to figure out the details of my personal life? 833 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,254 Might not have to work so hard if there were some personal items in here. 834 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:06,757 You've got one number on speed dial, it says "dad." 835 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,593 Come on, how old are you? 836 00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:10,195 Why are you so afraid to talk about this? 837 00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:12,698 I want to talk about you. I want to know who I'm taking advice from. 838 00:57:12,722 --> 00:57:14,974 I'm not giving you advice, I'm asking you questions. 839 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,977 I think that kiss meant a lot. I think that scares you. 840 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,062 I think there are no personal items in here 841 00:57:20,146 --> 00:57:21,772 because you have no personal life. 842 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:23,608 How do you think you and Lydia will end? 843 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,610 You are a lonely man. 844 00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:28,112 You've screwed up every opportunity you've had in life. 845 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,031 What's the ending to this story? 846 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,662 I don't know. 847 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,418 Visiting time. 848 00:58:02,063 --> 00:58:03,814 Why did you kiss me? 849 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,529 How many reasons are there? 850 00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:15,910 I like you. It felt like a nice way of showing you that. 851 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,378 Nolan: How'd it go with Lydia? 852 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:11,048 I found out she can only be happy so long before the catatonic guy 853 00:59:11,132 --> 00:59:16,345 with two broken limbs rolls off the elevator. Philosophically speaking. 854 00:59:16,429 --> 00:59:19,890 Why do you value your failures more than your successes? 855 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:23,227 My mother caught me masturbating to pictures of her mother. 856 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,646 Can we get past these cute deflections? 857 00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:31,068 Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever. 858 00:59:31,152 --> 00:59:33,112 So you accept that fact? 859 00:59:34,155 --> 00:59:36,490 You accept that there's nothing you can do? 860 00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:39,034 Okay. I accept the fact that there's nothing I can do. 861 00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:40,745 Now what can I do? 862 00:59:40,828 --> 00:59:44,999 You acknowledge failure and you move past it. 863 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,876 You apologize. 864 00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,502 Wow. 865 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,797 Powerful things, these apologies. 866 00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:54,675 You get someone to jump off a building, 867 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:57,428 you say two words and you move on with your life. 868 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:59,472 Hardly seems fair. 869 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,848 Is that the issue? 870 01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:06,353 You caused him pain. 871 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:12,318 If the world is just, you have to suffer equally? 872 01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:18,449 You're not god, house. 873 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:23,329 You're just another screwed-up human being who needs to move on. 874 01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:29,043 Apologize to him. Let yourself feel better. 875 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:35,382 Then you can learn to let yourself keep feeling better. 876 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,117 Hey. 877 01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,633 Beasley: Dr. House. Everything okay? 878 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:21,178 Yeah. 879 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,057 Time for group. Group time, everybody. 880 01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:30,980 I have a surprise. 881 01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:35,276 Two weeks from today, we're going to have the Mayfield talent show. 882 01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:37,945 Talent show? Who's in it? 883 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:41,031 I'd really love it if everybody here could participate. 884 01:01:41,115 --> 01:01:42,616 Richter: But then who's gonna watch? 885 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:45,953 The staff will come. Friends and family. 886 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,162 Are you going to tape this? 887 01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,622 No, it's just for us. 888 01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:51,458 Well, if it's just for us, I vote we don't do it. 889 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:56,380 Think of it as a fun way to work on our therapeutic issues. 890 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,757 Alvie, maybe you could sing one of your songs. 891 01:01:58,841 --> 01:02:00,342 I don't sing, I rap. 892 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:02,887 Okay. Well, you can write something just for us. 893 01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:05,931 I don't write. I just do. Freestyle style. 894 01:02:06,015 --> 01:02:07,850 I think you're gonna wanna be prepared. 895 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,852 Make something special. 896 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:11,228 Always special. 897 01:02:11,312 --> 01:02:14,982 How about you, Diane? Is there something you'd like to do? 898 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,817 I don't have any talents. 899 01:02:16,901 --> 01:02:19,737 Sure, you do. You all do. 900 01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,573 Steve, don't you think that Diane has hidden talent 901 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:25,159 that we'd all like to see come out? 902 01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:28,662 You really think he's going to answer? 903 01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:30,539 Eventually. Why? 904 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:33,751 Because things pass. 905 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:36,837 Things change, doesn't mean they get better. 906 01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:38,081 You gotta make things better, 907 01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:40,674 you can't just keep talking and hope for the best. 908 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:47,014 Diane, maybe you and I can work together and figure something out. 909 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,017 I can save him. 910 01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:53,938 "They stole her voice box." That's what he said. 911 01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:56,148 That's what she was staring at. 912 01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:57,566 That's why he's staring. 913 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:59,318 Dr. House, please. 914 01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:00,754 Because there's a music box in there. 915 01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:02,029 Orderly. 916 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:05,783 Come on, just give it to me. I can... 917 01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:09,662 I'm not having a psychotic break. 918 01:03:09,745 --> 01:03:11,372 I promise you this will work. 919 01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:22,549 It's that blue box on the top shelf. 920 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:30,182 This is what you wanted. This is what you needed. A voice. 921 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,185 You thought you could cure silent girl with this. 922 01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:36,271 So by your own rationale, it should cure you. 923 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:41,276 There's nothing wrong with you. You're healing. 924 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,654 All the parts work. Just speak. 925 01:03:45,114 --> 01:03:46,949 Come on. Speak. Say something. 926 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,618 I think maybe everyone should take a break now. 927 01:03:58,419 --> 01:04:02,131 You're trying to fix, instead of moving on. 928 01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:26,447 I brought dvorak. Four hands. 929 01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,617 What? 930 01:04:31,452 --> 01:04:33,579 I need to know what this is. 931 01:04:35,122 --> 01:04:36,790 It's sheet music. 932 01:04:41,253 --> 01:04:45,632 I told you. It's just two people having fun. 933 01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:49,053 There's two possible outcomes. 934 01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:53,474 It ends, someone gets hurt, or it doesn't end and someone gets hurt. 935 01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:57,728 So the end sucks, it doesn't mean the beginning has to. 936 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:03,942 Everything ends, life ends. It doesn't mean that we can't enjoy it. 937 01:05:05,486 --> 01:05:07,738 I can't... I can't do this. 938 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:13,702 All I know is I was happy five minutes ago, and now I'm not. 939 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:16,622 How is that better? 940 01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:19,750 Goodbye, Lydia. 941 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,760 I'm really worried about ect. 942 01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:33,263 Apprehension's normal. Has anyone else had it? 943 01:05:33,347 --> 01:05:35,182 They shocked me, man. 944 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,977 Thanks, that's very reassuring. 945 01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,063 I don't know if I should do it. 946 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:43,732 Just do the treatment or shut up. 947 01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:45,150 Greg, there's a process. 948 01:05:45,234 --> 01:05:49,029 Yes, a process. Wouldn't want to disrupt the process with results. 949 01:05:49,113 --> 01:05:50,656 Hizzy had a rough night last night. 950 01:05:50,739 --> 01:05:53,742 Guess he decided to go back to being an ass instead of a hypocrite. 951 01:05:53,826 --> 01:05:55,536 Beasley: Let's move on. 952 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,497 Alvie, are you making any progress writing your rap? 953 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:02,960 Yeah. But really, no. I just don't want to write my songs down, 954 01:06:03,043 --> 01:06:06,672 it takes all the spontaneity out of it, it's not of the moment. 955 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,132 Alvie, if you write things down... 956 01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:13,428 When the time comes, my rhyme comes when my spotlight shines... 957 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:17,766 Yeah. You're a genius. Rhymes with penius. 958 01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:22,229 Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Beasley. Dr. Nolan asked me to give you this. 959 01:06:27,276 --> 01:06:28,610 Is this a day pass? 960 01:06:28,694 --> 01:06:30,112 He'd like to see you. 961 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:51,884 Thanks for coming. 962 01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:55,179 I was hoping you could take a look at my dad's chart. 963 01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:58,807 A consult? What happened? 964 01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:01,518 You went through every sane doctor in town? 965 01:07:01,602 --> 01:07:03,854 I thought you wouldn't mind getting off the ward. 966 01:07:07,983 --> 01:07:10,819 The cleaning lady found him on the kitchen floor. 967 01:07:10,903 --> 01:07:15,073 Doctors here don't think that he'll recover. That I should pull the plug. 968 01:07:15,157 --> 01:07:19,411 I want a second opinion, so I thought I'd be a fool not to call you. 969 01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:26,835 Lacunar infarct converted to hemorrhagic stroke. 970 01:07:27,461 --> 01:07:31,423 He squashed his brain. They didn't miss anything. 971 01:07:32,925 --> 01:07:33,967 That's what I thought. 972 01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,969 That's what you knew. 973 01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:40,098 His brain has been replaced by blood. 974 01:07:40,182 --> 01:07:45,687 It's over, and it's obvious to any doctor who looked at that scan. Even a shrink. 975 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:48,482 You want someone to tell you that what you need to do is okay. 976 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,068 You need permission. Absolution. 977 01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:52,861 Not now, house. 978 01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,698 You have no friends, no family. 979 01:07:56,782 --> 01:08:01,328 At some point, you made a mistake, you lost everything. 980 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,832 And now I'm the closest thing you got to a friend. 981 01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,376 Just shut up. 982 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:12,798 I don't need you here to play this game. 983 01:09:04,725 --> 01:09:06,893 I'm sorry I pushed you away. 984 01:09:08,270 --> 01:09:10,564 It's what I do when I'm afraid. 985 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,736 Again, the German-English translation may be a little off. 986 01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:21,616 I'm not crying because of you. 987 01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:25,662 I'm crying because I'm pathetic. 988 01:09:27,289 --> 01:09:32,169 I brought her cello. In case she magically wakes up for the show. 989 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:35,255 Well, then I take the apology back. 990 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:41,303 We're all pathetic. It's what makes everything interesting. 991 01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:44,014 I'm sick of life being interesting. 992 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:54,371 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 993 01:12:55,038 --> 01:13:00,585 you're nobody 'til somebody cares 994 01:13:34,619 --> 01:13:41,209 Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Juan Alvarez! 995 01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:50,594 Yo, yo, what's up? Ward six is jumping off, y'all. 996 01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:53,138 Give it up for dj Richter on the ones and twos. 997 01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:55,640 Yo, dj Richter, spin that. 998 01:14:00,979 --> 01:14:03,773 Welcome to Mayfield where the day feels long 999 01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:06,318 we act strong but there's got to be something wrong 1000 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:09,446 see, we got hidden talents you don't see hidden secrets 1001 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:12,157 if we could show you those... 1002 01:14:17,245 --> 01:14:19,456 If we could show you those... 1003 01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:29,174 Then we wouldn't have no regrets 1004 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,306 wanna know my secret? Sit back and let me explain it 1005 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:39,142 my pop split, momma got sick cliché, ain't it? 1006 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,811 Now I'm a manic hispanic I'm trying to make it work 1007 01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:44,230 but the doctors think I'm lazy... 1008 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:53,573 And my roommate is a jerk 1009 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:57,285 Dr. House is in the house, y'all 1010 01:14:57,369 --> 01:15:00,330 give it up for Dr. House to the stage, y'all 1011 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:03,583 paging Dr. House to the stage, y'all 1012 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:09,172 are you there, Dr. House? It's on, bring it on, on 1013 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:12,676 oh, yo, he's coming to the stage, y'all 1014 01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:17,430 it's Dr. House on the remix Dr. House on the remix 1015 01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:19,974 yo, yo, yo, yo, yo 1016 01:15:20,058 --> 01:15:22,852 they say to take their pills they say don't be a creep 1017 01:15:22,936 --> 01:15:25,230 but how can I get better... 1018 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,025 If I can't get no sleep 1019 01:15:29,109 --> 01:15:33,196 you gotta think before you act in order to progress 1020 01:15:35,115 --> 01:15:38,702 if you don't make connections then your whole life is a mess 1021 01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:43,456 Yeah, so tell me, doctor what I really gotta know 1022 01:15:43,581 --> 01:15:45,542 how do I get better? 1023 01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:48,086 Just do a talent show! 1024 01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,674 Oh, well, I guess I'm just a mess, yes! Preach it to me, brother 1025 01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:54,008 a life of restlessness 1026 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,885 but at least we have each other! 1027 01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:58,096 We got each other! We got each other! 1028 01:15:58,179 --> 01:15:59,806 Like two brothers from another mother 1029 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,517 duck and run for cover ward six 1030 01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:14,487 How are you doing? You hanging in there? 1031 01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:17,240 Usually, I open with that. 1032 01:16:19,826 --> 01:16:21,995 Thanks for staying. 1033 01:16:24,164 --> 01:16:26,916 So, what do you want to talk about? 1034 01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:30,295 Things are actually... 1035 01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:33,673 Actually good. 1036 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,985 You're not just saying that because you don't want to complain 1037 01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:38,887 in front of the guy who just lost his father? 1038 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:40,346 I'm not that cured. 1039 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,683 I still got stuff to do, 1040 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,520 but I'm good. 1041 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,030 I'm sorry. 1042 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:14,297 I was trying to prove a point. 1043 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,510 I was trying to be right. 1044 01:17:19,511 --> 01:17:23,139 I ended up putting you in a dangerous situation, 1045 01:17:23,223 --> 01:17:25,683 and I was not equipped to handle it. 1046 01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:29,020 And you got hurt, and it's my fault. 1047 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:33,691 And I'm sorry. 1048 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,452 Safer: Med time. 1049 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:53,211 I'm going to try one of those pink ones today. You? 1050 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,266 Thank you. 1051 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,268 You're welcome. 1052 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,487 Got a surprise. 1053 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:20,692 Today we're here to congratulate Annie. 1054 01:20:23,403 --> 01:20:26,739 We are proud of her, we wish her well, and we hope to 1055 01:20:26,823 --> 01:20:29,826 never see her again. All: Never see her again. 1056 01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:44,465 If you go silent for over a decade, 1057 01:20:44,549 --> 01:20:47,802 you don't just get to slide right back into society. 1058 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:54,017 She's going to a rehab facility first. In Arizona. 1059 01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:59,105 Her family's moving there. 1060 01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:04,986 I'm sorry, house. I just found out myself. 1061 01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:12,285 I want an overnight pass. 1062 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:18,958 I can help you with this. 1063 01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:20,418 I've earned it. You have, but... 1064 01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:23,838 Isn't extending trust part of the whole "getting me better" thing? 1065 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:26,215 If you insist on a pass, I'll give it to you. 1066 01:21:26,299 --> 01:21:30,011 But I know where you're going and I know you haven't thought it through. 1067 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:33,639 We need to sit down and talk about this. 1068 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:37,351 Please give me the pass. 1069 01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:08,091 Hello. Who are you? 1070 01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:13,346 Ben, go inside, okay? 1071 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,229 You didn't say anything. 1072 01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:25,942 And now Annie's leaving, and I hear you're going to Arizona. 1073 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,779 My husband travels to Phoenix a lot, 1074 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,198 his corporate headquarters are there. 1075 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:33,783 We've been wanting to move for years, 1076 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:36,369 but we've been tethered here. 1077 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,954 Now we're not. 1078 01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:42,291 I don't want you to go. 1079 01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,795 I don't want to go. 1080 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,967 But I can't break up my family. 1081 01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:52,844 I can't leave my children. 1082 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:57,390 I just don't want it to change. 1083 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:04,814 I'm sorry that I didn't come to say goodbye. 1084 01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:10,528 I thought it ended kind of perfect. 1085 01:23:18,161 --> 01:23:19,787 I have to go. 1086 01:23:38,598 --> 01:23:42,602 Not the most exciting use of the overnight pass I've ever seen. 1087 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:44,061 Shelefi. 1088 01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:46,939 And 1089 01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:49,609 I'm lost. 1090 01:24:02,872 --> 01:24:04,916 I'm gonna write your letter, 1091 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:07,418 to the medical board, 1092 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,254 recommending that they give your license back. 1093 01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:14,550 You can't just console me by giving me a lollipop when I skin my knee. 1094 01:24:14,634 --> 01:24:15,885 Two things just happened. 1095 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:18,888 You got hurt, which means you connected to someone else 1096 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:20,556 strongly enough to miss them. 1097 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,809 And more important, you recognized the pain 1098 01:24:23,893 --> 01:24:28,147 and came to talk to me, instead of hiding from it in a Vicodin bottle. 1099 01:24:29,065 --> 01:24:32,068 The fact that you're hurting and you came here, 1100 01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:35,655 the fact that you're taking your meds, and we're talking right now. 1101 01:24:38,366 --> 01:24:40,576 Come inside and get some sleep. 1102 01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:43,621 Tomorrow, you can start saying your goodbyes. 1103 01:24:50,253 --> 01:24:53,673 Today we're here to congratulate Greg. 1104 01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:58,094 We are proud of him, we wish him well, and we hope to 1105 01:24:58,177 --> 01:25:01,013 never see him again. All: Never see him again. 1106 01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:02,807 House. 1107 01:25:16,821 --> 01:25:19,573 Back off. People already think we're gay. 1108 01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:40,905 What do you need, alvie? 1109 01:26:40,988 --> 01:26:42,073 My meds. 1110 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:46,494 I want to get better.