1 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,128 Good morning. Good morning. 2 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,263 Well, you certainly had a good sleep. 3 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,133 You were dead to the world when the alarm clock rang. 4 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,437 Quarter to eight, Tine. I've been up for 15 minutes. 5 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,472 Come on, Tine. Get up. 6 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,111 For God's sake, Tine, snap to it. 7 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,856 Wish I could understand what's the matter with you these days. 8 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,659 I'm really very worried about you. 9 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:35,129 Take the way you look. You don't look well. 10 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,432 Your color's rotten. You act as if you're exhausted. 11 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,300 How could you be exhausted 12 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,302 the minute you get up in the morning? 13 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:46,274 What's more. You're too thin, for God's sake. 14 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,810 You used to have a terrific figure. 15 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,680 You've gotten so bloody skinny. 16 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,217 And that God awful hair of yours. 17 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,520 Just... hanging down. 18 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,191 No style. Well... 19 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,202 Maybe you don't care what you look like 20 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,228 in front of me and the girls... 21 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,897 but what about the rest of the world? 22 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,867 You're Mrs. Jonathan Balser. 23 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,170 My wife. 24 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,909 My wife is a reflection of me. 25 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,945 I'm only telling you this, 26 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,882 because I am deeply concerned about you, Tina. 27 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,320 Tina, for God's sake, 28 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,289 do you know what you're doing to your lungs? 29 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,494 To say nothing of your heart. 30 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:45,165 Do you know what you're doing to your whole circulatory system? 31 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,470 Don't you have any willpower at all? 32 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,314 Put it out, Tine. 33 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,729 This is the softest four-minute egg I ever saw. 34 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,931 If it is a four-minute egg. 35 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,535 Hey, Tine, is this a four-minute egg? 36 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,239 Your mother made Phi Beta Kapa at Smith, 37 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,508 but I don't think she can make a four-minute egg. 38 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,314 Will you look at those trunks? 39 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,792 Back from the country over two weeks. 40 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,551 She hasn't unpacked those bloody trunks yet. 41 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,722 Hey, Tine... better call an agency, 42 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,425 get a laundress over here so you can unpack those trunks. 43 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,629 Is my bacon ready yet? Twenty past eight. 44 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,065 Some more toast, Tine. 45 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,904 Hey, Tine, why don't you get cracking on a thorough 46 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,907 fall house cleaning campaign around here? 47 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,843 Get the floors waxed. Get the windows washed. 48 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,313 Get this place looking as if civilized people 49 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,947 are in residence. 50 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,319 Gee, that's a little light, isn't it? 51 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,454 I'm sorry. I hurried it. 52 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,889 Sweetie, can I have a little more damson plum preserve, 53 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,358 please? 54 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:28,836 That was Hodison on the phone. We're flying to Wichita at noon. 55 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,904 Will you please pack my bag for me, Tine? 56 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,307 I'll send Miss Newby by for it in about an hour. 57 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,780 Better pack my gray Glen-plaid worsted from Sills 58 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,383 and four pairs of gray Lisle socks. 59 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,418 And since I'll be in court most of the time, 60 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,321 give me four pale blue shirts, two Oxford Voile, 61 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,822 two Sea Island cotton. 62 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:52,360 I'll leave the ties up to you, but keep the suit in mind. 63 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,062 Don't forget my robe from Turnbill and Asser. 64 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,565 And my black wing-tipped shoes. Not the new ones. 65 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,733 The ones I ordered last year from Peal's. 66 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:04,071 And put everything in my oxblood cowhide tan two suiter, 67 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,706 the one from T. Anthony. 68 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,544 Holy Jesus. God. 69 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,546 Jonathan. You're back. I didn't hear you come in. 70 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:28,516 Christ, don't you ever get any ice out for this thing? 71 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,051 What's the matter? Did something happen? 72 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,153 Yes, something happened. My plane almost crashed 73 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,822 That's what happened. 74 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,924 Trouble with the landing gear. 75 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,892 Circled Kennedy for about an hour. 76 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,629 Then the pilot decided to try it. 77 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,697 That's what he told us on the intercom. 78 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,666 - He'd try it. - Poor darling. 79 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,935 Whole emergency squad was waiting for us. 80 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,571 Foam trucks, ambulances... What's this? 81 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,206 God, you know I hate crummy Chinese food. 82 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,142 I didn't expect you back till tomorrow. 83 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,385 Let the girls eat it. I wanna go out. 84 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,846 - I'll fix you a hamburger. - I don't want a damn hamburger. 85 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,114 I want a good dinner, out, with some friends. 86 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,150 Let's get somebody to go to Elaine's with us. 87 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,586 It's after 6:00. They're probably all tied up. 88 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,522 I'm gonna take shower. Line up a sitter and call the Willards 89 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,591 or call the Bards. Get somebody! 90 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, what's new? Anybody call while I was gone? 91 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,073 Here comes rapture. 92 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,711 - Charlotte Rady called. - Ch... Charlotte Rady? 93 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,214 Wow! Why didn't you say so? 94 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,149 She's giving a benefit for Joe Nemlo 95 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,518 when his show opens at the Flagan Gallery. 96 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,554 Boy, boy. 97 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,590 Gee, I wonder what made her call now? 98 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,558 I mean, I wonder what made her invite us, now? 99 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,894 We-We met her over a year ago. 100 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,735 Why... what suddenly made her decide that we were... 101 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,700 - you know, eligible. - Eligible? 102 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,602 Maybe... 103 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,837 Maybe it's because she saw us at the Hamptons. 104 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,708 Man. Were we smart to spend the summer out there. 105 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:05,913 "Buena" sera. "Buena" sera. Is the lamb "senja" tonight? 106 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,848 - Scusi? - "Senja." 107 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,049 The way the French fix it. 108 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,686 The lamb is "poco coto." The way the Italians fix it. 109 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:17,090 Well, is it rare the way the Americans like it? 110 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,728 - Rare, signore. - I'll have the lamb. 111 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,663 Me too and I like to see the wine list. 112 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,297 No, no, no list. 113 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,299 I bring you a nice bottle of Barolo. 114 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,937 I happen to want a Lambrusco. 115 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,640 No Lambrusco. Barolo. 116 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,342 Well, then be sure to make it a '65. 117 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,346 '65 is a very bad year, sir. I bring you '64. 118 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,882 Fresh bastard. 119 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,619 Well, one thing's clear. We gotta give a big party. 120 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,820 Why is that clear? 121 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,724 I-I mean how big a party do you have in mind? 122 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,194 About a 100 people. Sort of a cocktail buffet. 123 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,839 Those crummy little dinners we used to have 124 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,999 don't mean a thing. We're way beyond that now. 125 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,703 Can I have another drink, Jonathan? 126 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,741 I'm gonna get Beaumont to do the party. 127 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,843 The man the Willis' and the Bards' use. 128 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,745 But he's so pretentious. 129 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,982 Pretentious, pretentious. What the hell does that mean? 130 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,684 Just what the dictionary says. 131 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,652 Look, don't start worrying about it now. 132 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,754 Beaumont's booked months ahead. 133 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,028 I probably won't be able to get him until Christmas time. 134 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,168 Think you can have the silver polished 135 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,794 by Christmas time, Tine? 136 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,334 Now what's the matter? 137 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,269 God's sake. Get a hold of yourself, will you? 138 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,371 People are staring at you. 139 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,741 Coraggio. 140 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,976 What the hell did he say? 141 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,681 Good night, Jonathan. 142 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,972 Hey, Tine... 143 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,975 how about a little old roll in the hay? 144 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,781 Jonathan, not tonight. I'm... 145 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,682 too tired. 146 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,163 Christ, is there anything you can do anymore? 147 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,451 Don't worry. I'm not gonna demand my rights 148 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,677 as a husband and provider around here. 149 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,624 One thing I am gonna demand, 150 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,518 we're invited to Joe Nemlo's studio tomorrow night. 151 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,453 I want you to pull yourself together. 152 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,190 And do something about that God awful hair of yours. 153 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,735 What if somebody drops a lighted cigarette in here? 154 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,772 This whole damn place is a fire trap. 155 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,041 Fire trap? You must be mad. 156 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,016 Why do you have to hang on to me? 157 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,518 Ruddy insecure. 158 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,462 - What do you want to drink? - Vodka. 159 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,943 If this whole crowd tried to get out at once, 160 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,777 they'd trample each other to death. 161 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,381 My God, do you feel the floor shaking? 162 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,516 This whole damn thing is going to collapse. 163 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,419 I'm going over to talk to Elliott Asher. 164 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,856 - Who? - You know, Real Estate. 165 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,859 The developer. Over there, with Charlotte Rady. 166 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,965 Don't hang on to me. Circulate. 167 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,087 Excuse me. 168 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,023 I noticed you've been hanging around this doorway 169 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,934 all evening long. I wonder, did you happen to see a tall, 170 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,060 skinny blonde with horned rims come in or go out? 171 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,504 What makes you think I've been hanging 172 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,638 around this door all evening? 173 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,599 Is there anybody else here with an aborigine hairdo? 174 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,936 Did you see her? Tall, skinny blonde? 175 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,138 - No. - Horned rims are green. 176 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,572 - No. - Sure? 177 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,042 About six feet, skinny as hell. You couldn't miss her. 178 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,044 - That's clear. - You didn't see her? 179 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,313 - No. - That lying tart. 180 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,649 That's a terrible thing to say about a lady. 181 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,952 Screw off, Pocahontas. 182 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,054 I'm going to report you to women's lib. 183 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,900 You're married to old... 184 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,970 what's his name? That Balser, aren't you? 185 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,038 His name is Jonathan. 186 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,506 How long have you been married to old Jona-thing? 187 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,975 What's it to you? 188 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,077 How old are you? Twenty-eight, 29? 189 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,878 It's none of your business. 190 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,081 Easy, baby, easy. 191 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,050 You know, you're in terrible shape. 192 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,152 Why are you cross-examining me? 193 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,987 You interest me. 194 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,122 Because I'm in such terrible shape. 195 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,690 Well... 196 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,892 what's the matter with you couldn't be clearer. 197 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,661 Too bad you're not my type. 198 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,896 You look like a cannibal. Cheap and dry. 199 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,109 Hey, see you were talking to Prager. 200 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,078 - Who's George Prager? - The writer! 201 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,113 Didn't you recognize him, for God's sake? 202 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,349 - What's he like? - Charming. Just fascinating. 203 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,353 Jonathan, I'd like to go home. I'm starved. 204 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,056 Elliott Asher asked us to go to La Cope Bask with him 205 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,026 and his... assistant, a girl named Margo. 206 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,494 I only want a sandwich. 207 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,096 You can get a sandwich at La Cope Bask. 208 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,398 You can get any damn thing you want. 209 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,596 That was an incredible Chateau Cheval Blanc 210 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,265 Elliott ordered. 211 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,635 Nineteen forty-five. 212 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,404 Something? 213 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,541 Did you notice how respectful the wine steward was? 214 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:19,979 Boy, boy. Elliott's a fantastic guy. Don't you think? 215 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,184 I thought Margo was very sweet, too. 216 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,120 You suppose he's sleeping with her? 217 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,122 Well, if he is, it isn't a totally 218 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,724 - satisfactory arrangement. - What makes you say that? 219 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,761 Because I had to keep removing his sweaty hand 220 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,696 from my knee all through dinner. 221 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,299 What'd you do to your hair? 222 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,303 Held it under water till it drowned. 223 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,573 All right. All right. 224 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:51,044 I'm perfectly willing to admit I'm wrong, when I'm wrong. 225 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,017 You sore at me? 226 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,453 Don't be silly, Jonathan. 227 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,060 How long will it take to dry? 228 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,298 About a half an hour. 229 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,169 - Why? - Well... 230 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,206 I thought... 231 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,141 when it's dry... 232 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,145 we might try a little old roll in the hay. 233 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,151 Something stinks. 234 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,620 Look. 235 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,422 You bloody well better clean that up 236 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,225 - before Daddy gets home. - Hi, girls. 237 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,759 Lulu was a very bad dog today. 238 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,428 Lulu made a mess on the rug. 239 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,495 Right there. See? 240 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,232 You can still see it. It smells awful. 241 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,272 Do you realize that that rug will have to be sent out 242 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,873 to the cleaners all over again? 243 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408 Good evening, Jonathan. 244 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,178 Did you forget to walk that dog? 245 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,580 I forgot to leave the light on. She's afraid of the dark. 246 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,883 That dog is not a normal dog. That dog is neurotic. 247 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,518 We ought to get rid of that dog. 248 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,156 - What are we having for dinner? - Steak. 249 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,791 Steak. 250 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,327 This wine ought to be very good with that. 251 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,833 This is a very, very nice Porterhouse. 252 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,171 Beautifully marbleized. In fact, it looks so nice, 253 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,406 I think I'll make a Caesar salad out of this Romaine. 254 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,210 Do you have all the fixings? Anchovies, croutons? 255 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,745 - Everything, Jonathan. - Good. Any calls? 256 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,184 Mr. Asher called. He wants you to call him back, tonight. 257 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,885 I think... 258 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,187 if I play my hand right, 259 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,455 he's going to let me in on a good thing. 260 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,525 - A very, very good thing. - What's that? 261 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,927 Well, he's getting a group of investors together 262 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,164 to buy a vineyard in France. How does that sound, Tine? 263 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,900 We'd be right in there with the Rothchild's, wouldn't we? 264 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,043 Of course we can't expect a high return 265 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,271 on our capital right away, but that's not the point. 266 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,606 What is the point? 267 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,875 Well, we wanna maximize the quality of the wine. 268 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,345 You know, like Jock Whitney with horses, 269 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,746 improve the breed. 270 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,182 - Who's "we"? - One of the investors 271 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,817 is Marty Houseman, the film producer. 272 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,686 Could be a very friendly dividend for me, Tine. 273 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,655 A way for me to get into films. 274 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,624 - Films? - Sure, sure. 275 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,360 I know I have a creative potential in that field 276 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,296 with my visual imagination. I mean, look at this apartment. 277 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,465 With my instinct for stories and scripts, 278 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,300 I could be a producer too. 279 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,336 A producer? You're a lawyer. 280 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,239 I'll never be happy just doing one thing. 281 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,941 I have to express myself in many different ways. 282 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,743 That's the kind of man I am. 283 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,879 - A renaissance kind of man. - You know... 284 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,549 sometimes I wonder if I didn't take the wrong turning 285 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,317 when I got out of Harvard. 286 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,319 Maybe... 287 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,421 I mean, instead of going to law school, 288 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,491 I should have gone to Paris and written a novel or... 289 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,261 maybe come down to New York, fooled around in the theatre. 290 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,196 Shouldn't have blocked my creativity the way I did. 291 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,433 I'm a very creative kind of person. 292 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,972 - What do you think of that? - That's a creation. 293 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,677 Mother, you're not going to wear that outfit, are you? 294 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,379 What's wrong with this outfit? 295 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,581 - It shows all your "bos." - My what? 296 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:19,619 - "Bos," bosoms, you know. - The word for them is breasts. 297 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,254 I have asked you a 100 times 298 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,523 to call things by their proper names. 299 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,326 - They're disgusting. - What's disgusting? 300 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328 The names for things you want us to use. 301 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,397 Vagina, for God's sake. 302 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,399 Do you think that poo-poo and poh-poh, 303 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,535 and thing and down there are nicer? 304 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,471 You mustn't be ashamed of natural functions. 305 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,973 I suppose you think that's natural outfit? 306 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,311 Cut so low, your... breasts are hanging out? 307 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,515 That must be Mrs. Prinz. 308 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:54,020 I can't stand Mrs. Prinz. She smells like a wet dog. 309 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,956 Mrs. Prinz. 310 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,991 You're a lucky man, Mr. Balser. 311 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,059 Good night, girls. 312 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,395 Two little daughters, so full of love, so sweet. 313 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,696 - Bless their hearts. - Sure. 314 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,732 I have two sons My sons I never see. 315 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,075 Not a phone call even. 316 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,436 Why can't my sons make a phone call once a week? 317 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,269 Maybe they could spend a dime 318 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,838 to find out they have a mother... 319 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,839 Living and breathing 320 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,342 with my emphysema, yet. Not dead in the grave. 321 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,810 I don't sleep nights thinking how cruel my sons are to me. 322 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,055 They can stay up until the end of this program, Mrs. Prinz. 323 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,914 - After that, lights out. - Mr. Balser, 324 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,450 before you go, please. 325 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,385 It's a miracle I didn't break the leg. 326 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,086 I don't sleep nights from the pain. 327 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,154 And doctor bills. 328 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,490 A poor widow like me shouldn't have doctor bills 329 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,992 for a crack in the pavement the city's too rotten to fix. 330 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,428 What I want, Mr. Balser, is you should be my lawyer 331 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,496 and sue the city for me. 332 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,766 I don't handle personal injury cases, Mrs. Prinz. 333 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,869 Last Tuesday, broad daylight, 334 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,405 on Madison Avenue, in front of Rockner's stationery store. 335 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,350 I'm sorry. You'll have to get someone else, Mrs. Prinz. 336 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,409 - Goodbye, girls. - Make the city pay me, 337 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,044 Mr. Balser. Fifty thousand dollars. 338 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,913 For my pain, Mr. Balser. 339 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,451 No idea who we are. 340 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,353 How dear of you to come. 341 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,955 How very sweet and dear of you. 342 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,058 And now be good little lambs and get yourselves a drink. 343 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,694 You know everyone here. 344 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,034 My God! 345 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,336 Did you ever see so many names in one place? 346 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,506 Never. 347 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,408 Isn't it marvelous that we've developed 348 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,510 such an exciting social life? 349 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,644 Marvelous. 350 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,747 Um, look who's there. That's, um... 351 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,684 It's um... What's his name? He won the Pulitzer prize. 352 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,402 - Who's that? - Nobody. Balser's wife. 353 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,460 I'm used to paying that sort of price for something. 354 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,661 But it's a lot of money. 355 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,731 Hi there. 356 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,567 I'm Tina Balser. 357 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,769 We met at Joe Nemlo's party. 358 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,475 You were looking for a... 359 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,578 a tall skinny blonde with green horn rims. 360 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,447 Yes. 361 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,584 Mrs. Balser. Samuel Keefer. 362 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,552 - How do you do? - Hello. 363 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,220 So, I think you ought to do that, George. 364 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,623 Especially since you're the most ambitious prick I know. 365 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,858 You and I have been friends for a long time. 366 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,627 Screw friendship. 367 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,596 Excuse me. 368 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,701 Charming pair. 369 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,550 Hello. 370 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,654 We weren't laughing at you, you know. 371 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,490 - I didn't think you were. - Yes, you did. 372 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,892 In case you don't know it, that's pretty looney. 373 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,594 Go to hell. 374 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,662 What's the matter? 375 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,802 - Can't you relax? - Would you leave me alone? 376 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,139 Look, I came all the way over here to give you a compliment 377 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,575 and you act as if I'm insulting you. 378 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,477 - A compliment? - Yes. 379 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,681 I honestly didn't recognize you before. 380 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,752 You know, you look like a totally different woman tonight. 381 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:48,721 Tell me... 382 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,257 does screwing appeal to you? 383 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,667 What's the matter? You drunk? 384 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:02,969 Just mad. 385 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,305 - Looney, as you said. - Stand still. Here. 386 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,574 I haven't finished. 387 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,743 - I find this all rather boring. - You're not bored, 388 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:14,681 so, cut the crap. As a matter of fact, you're thawing. 389 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,884 And you're just beginning to vibrate. 390 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,554 You know, you excite the hell out of me. 391 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,957 And I excite you too, don't I? 392 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,695 My. 393 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,631 My goodness. 394 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,201 Why, this hasn't happened to me in years. 395 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:39,672 Not since I was a horny teenager. 396 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,843 - You're disgusting. - Stand right here. 397 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:47,013 We don't want the world to see how you affect me, do we? 398 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,649 How would you like to sit on my lap? 399 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,285 You are the most disgusting man I have ever met. 400 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,689 - So? - So nothing, you worm. 401 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,596 I noticed you're talking to George Prager. 402 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,265 - Yes. - You see? 403 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,100 That should prove something to you. 404 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,268 What? 405 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,905 I'm damn proud you can hold your own with someone like that. 406 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,941 What were you talking about? 407 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,610 Sex. 408 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,713 We were talking about sex. 409 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,015 Sex? 410 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:24,917 That's right. 411 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,188 Nothing the matter with you, Tina. 412 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,791 I take it all back. 413 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:35,594 If you can banter about sex with someone like George Prager... 414 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,631 you're not as insecure as I thought. 415 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,635 Please get that, Lottie? 416 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,905 Hello? Just a moment, please. 417 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,676 There's a man who wants to speak to you, Mrs. Balser. 418 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,978 He says to tell you it's Mr. Prager. 419 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,716 Thank you, Lottie. I'll take it in here. 420 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,996 - Hello? - Hi. 421 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,675 Have you recovered from my shocking behavior yet? 422 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,701 I gave you damn near two weeks. 423 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,435 How are you? 424 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,971 Why, I'm just fine, thank you. How are you? 425 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,106 Okay, good. That's over. 426 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,408 Let's get to the point. Can I see you this afternoon? 427 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,677 Actually, I'd like to see you right now. 428 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:28,748 You mean you'd take me out for a drink or... or for lunch? 429 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,851 Jesus. 430 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,753 Really, baby. 431 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,688 You expect me to go through all that? 432 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:39,726 Come on. Come on. Be a big, brave girl. 433 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,160 Play it clean and straight? 434 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,829 I'm not brave. 435 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,663 I'm a coward through and through. 436 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,067 Actually, I'm afraid of about everything you could name. 437 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,136 Yeah. And I'll name one. 438 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,806 Me. There's nothing wrong with that. 439 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,743 I find you rather exciting. 440 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,945 Well, about you coming over... 441 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,081 Um... I... 442 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,210 I have to go to a committee meeting at my daughter's school. 443 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,454 I was just on my way out. 444 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,290 Tomorrow. No. Tomorrow's Saturday. Monday. 445 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,826 Monday I promised Jonathan I'd go down 446 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,828 and pick out our Christmas cards for this year. 447 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,240 Your life is really full of crap, isn't it? 448 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,832 Look, I'm in the telephone book. 449 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,433 If you wanna see me, you call me. 450 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:28,340 Believe me, the girls are gonna be just fine. 451 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,510 In some cases the fever runs as high as 105. 452 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,345 But there's still nothing to worry about. 453 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,882 The thing just has to run its course. 454 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,884 No antibiotics can touch it. 455 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:42,855 Give them plenty of fluids and keep 'em warm. 456 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,124 And... 457 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,760 don't worry if they throw up a lot in the next few days. 458 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,963 You'll just have to rally round with the old mop and pail. 459 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,432 - Will I get it? - Probably. 460 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,201 This thing is very contagious. 461 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,871 You mean my husband will get it too? 462 00:28:58,905 --> 00:28:59,905 Tina! 463 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,978 Tina! 464 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:16,088 Tine... this damn thing makes me so thirsty. 465 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,858 Get me a glass of ginger ale, will you? 466 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,759 With lots of cracked ice? 467 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,261 Cracked, not cubes. 468 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,339 If only you would only go lie down in the living room, 469 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,531 I could clean up this mess. 470 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,665 Too weak to move. 471 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,301 Little while ago you said you were feeling stronger. 472 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,070 I'm having a relapse. 473 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,941 Tine? 474 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,110 Bring me a Carr's water biscuit, will you? 475 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,886 Darn. 476 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,254 Tina! 477 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,925 Tina! 478 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,195 Goddammit. 479 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,264 Tina! 480 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:08,841 Tine... I've got this terrible craving for a tall lemonade. 481 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,576 I'll see if there's a can in the freezer. 482 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:13,379 But Tine... I'd rather have fresh lemonade. 483 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,016 Make me the real old fashioned kind, Tine, with... 484 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,551 plenty of cracked ice and sliced lemons. 485 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,254 Tine? 486 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,591 Put in a touch of grenadine, will you? 487 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,035 You're up. 488 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,305 - You must be feeling better. - God, no. 489 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,108 I feel perfectly lousy. 490 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,980 - What's that you're reading? - A cook book. 491 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,582 Looking for a turkey stuffing. 492 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,885 Thanksgiving.. 493 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:56,255 - Christ. When's that? - A week from tomorrow. 494 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,627 My brain's been affected by this thing. 495 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,429 Tina... 496 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,532 the invitations to our party have to out right away. 497 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,533 The party's not for another month. 498 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,635 I know, but the kind of people we're inviting 499 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,905 make plans two and three months ahead of time. 500 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:15,141 We'll be lucky if everybody isn't all booked up. 501 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,112 Would you please do them? I'd like to help you, but... 502 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:21,981 I really feel rotten. 503 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,316 I feel weak as a kitten. 504 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,587 God... I have to go back to bed. 505 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,033 Tina! 506 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,103 Tina! 507 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,376 Tina! 508 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,680 Tina! 509 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,020 Tin... a! 510 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:08,060 Tine, I've been thinking about the turkey stuffing. 511 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,531 Maybe you could do a whole different kind 512 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,266 of Thanksgiving dinner this year. 513 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,170 Not that your Thanksgiving dinners haven't been great. 514 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,073 But... it might be fun to jazz it up. 515 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:26,378 More... gourmet. Less classic American, you know? 516 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,115 That's a wonderful idea, Jonathan. 517 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,217 How are you coming with the invitations? 518 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,120 Finished. 519 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,188 I'll mail them tomorrow. No stamps in the house. 520 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,358 Why can't you take 'em to the post office? 521 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,260 It's awfully cold outside. 522 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,096 For God's sakes, Tina, 523 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,999 the post office is only four bloody blocks away. 524 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,035 That's true. 525 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,104 That's absolutely true. 526 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,276 What you say has a certain ring of truth. 527 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,193 Yes. 528 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,205 - Were you working? - No, I'm not working. 529 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,597 Would I answer if I was working? 530 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,699 This is Tina Balser. 531 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,468 Who? 532 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,037 Tina Balser. 533 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:29,108 So, it's you. What's up? You wanna drink? 534 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,610 I thought that might be nice. 535 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,145 Hold on a minute. 536 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,820 Look, tomorrow's out. It'll have to be the day after tomorrow. 537 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,089 Friday at three o' clock. 538 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,024 You gonna change your mind? Chicken out, not show? 539 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,128 No. 540 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,330 Is this the table where you work? 541 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:56,335 I mean, well, if it is, what a wonderful view to inspire you. 542 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,071 Are you working on a new... 543 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,307 article or new book or something? 544 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:06,178 I never talk about my work... ever. 545 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,779 So, forget it from now on. 546 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,516 Now, please, don't start. 547 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,752 - Start what? - Being impossible. 548 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,222 I am impossible. Don't you start. 549 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,289 Me? Start what? 550 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:21,093 - Getting all nerved up. - I am not all nerved up. 551 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,363 You just an... antagonize me. 552 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,233 That isn't exactly the word for it. 553 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,115 What changed your mind about coming here? 554 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,684 I... 555 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,256 - I'm not very clear about that. - Well, it doesn't matter. 556 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,159 Point it, you are here. 557 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,561 It's interesting, isn't it? 558 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,297 That's not exactly the word for it. 559 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,333 You know anything about me? Aside from my work. 560 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,603 Everything they say is true. 561 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,673 Well, except for the bit about my being on stuff. 562 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,476 I was for a while, but not long enough... 563 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,777 to get in any real trouble. 564 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,645 I take it this is the big warning. 565 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,414 You can skip that. 566 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:17,549 I can take care of myself. 567 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,419 Please, don't start that la-de-da shit with me. 568 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,721 It makes me wanna puke. Save it for your husband 569 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,290 and your charming crew of friends. 570 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:27,426 This is ridiculous. 571 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,896 - I am going home. - Sit down! 572 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,903 - Sit down. - I can't stay. 573 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,472 - You make me too mad. - You're not mad. 574 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,308 You're scared to death. 575 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,281 Goddammit, so am I. 576 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,194 So am I. 577 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:45,484 Baby, you are a terrific piece of ass. 578 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,654 Are you always that good? 579 00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:52,558 No. 580 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,999 Well, so much for the compliment. 581 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,569 Now, what the hell do we do? 582 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,605 - What do you mean? - Well... 583 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,450 I thought you'd be good for a couple of screws, 584 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:09,841 but this could get out of hand. 585 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,113 Don't worry. 586 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,485 I have no intention of getting involved with you. 587 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,589 I am the one who is not going to get involved with you. 588 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,558 I'm not gonna let a dizzy, mixed-up broad like you 589 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:27,593 mess me up. 590 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,895 Then there's nothing to worry about, is there? 591 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,597 I know your type. 592 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:35,734 For females like you, sex... particularly great sex... 593 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,536 there's got to be love. 594 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,907 I could never love you. Ever. 595 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:04,496 Could you please move a little so I can get up off this floor? 596 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,231 What for? 597 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,635 To get dressed and go home. 598 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,938 It's only ten past four. 599 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:15,807 You just got here. 600 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,084 Hey. 601 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,986 - George, let me go. - Why? 602 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,555 Cause you already... 603 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,792 You're reliable, aren't you? 604 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,768 Let's see. 605 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,643 Yes, you are. 606 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:55,814 Alive and kicking. 607 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:05,624 The thing it all hangs on is, 608 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,627 can you have a straight sex thing or not? 609 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,762 It's not gonna be easy for you. 610 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,098 I know your type. 611 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:17,836 You said that before. What exactly is my type? 612 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,971 Your type is that when you were a little girl, 613 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:24,876 you brushed your hair 100 strokes every single night. 614 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,012 I always cheated. 615 00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:30,548 And you wore white gloves and you went to dancing school. 616 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:35,353 And on your tenth birthday, you're daddy hired a magician 617 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,988 to entertain at your party. 618 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:40,959 And the next summer you went to camp and fell in love 619 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,161 with your dyke riding counselor. 620 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,562 Tennis counselor. 621 00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:48,900 Then you went to some pukey girls' school, didn't you? 622 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,736 And you edited the year book. 623 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:54,272 And then during the summer and vacation on Nantucket, 624 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,207 you necked your ass off with a dumb boy 625 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,709 from Virginia Military Institute. 626 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,679 He was a smart, and from Exeter. 627 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,748 And it was East Hampton. 628 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,951 Now, that get-up. 629 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,120 That's your type. 630 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:12,758 Why do you come here looking as if you're on your way 631 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,860 to a poetry reading at the Y.M.H.A.? 632 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,896 Instead of on my way to commit adultery on 50th Street. 633 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,766 Really, is that what it is to you, Mrs. Balser? 634 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,600 Certainly not a love affair. 635 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:25,771 Well, there are, I believe, other terms. 636 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,641 Save 'em... for your bloody awful books. 637 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,310 Hey. 638 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,981 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 639 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,716 You take that back. 640 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,622 Okay. 641 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,058 You're good. 642 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:50,628 You're so good... 643 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,964 it doesn't bear thinking about. 644 00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,705 Well... 645 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,944 Now, you tell me why you came up here thinking about it. 646 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:10,648 Because then I have to figure out why George, the writer... 647 00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,685 is also George, the deliberately... 648 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,121 coarse and vulgar clod. 649 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:29,735 Hey, what do you say we play this by ear for a while? 650 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,104 Okay. 651 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:37,442 Now... we will not see each other for say... 652 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,779 about a week. And we won't call each other. 653 00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:46,017 Don't give me that smile. You're gonna wanna call me. 654 00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:49,387 Now, let's say we have a date a week from today. 655 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,321 Same time. 656 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,424 During that week we will think things over. 657 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,761 You will think about whether you can swing this 658 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,764 for what it is, pure and incredible sex. 659 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:02,167 And I will think about just what I can or cannot take. 660 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,770 - And what does that mean? - Well, it means I'm just 661 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:07,472 not sure wanna cope with all of your emotional tantrums. 662 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,776 - My emotional tantrums? - You'll be crazy about me. 663 00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:13,779 You really are. All crazy, weak in the knees. 664 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:14,956 And then you're gonna have tantrums 665 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,415 and you're gonna throw fits and you're gonna get upset 666 00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:20,285 and possessive and make demands and scenes. 667 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:22,453 Listen to yourself. 668 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:25,857 Now, if during this week you've decided you've kicked it 669 00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:27,759 or you don't wanna play it my way, 670 00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:29,861 you just don't call me or you don't come. 671 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,430 And if, during the week, I've decided I don't need it, 672 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,065 I'll call you and tell you not to come 673 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:36,434 or I just will not be here when you show up. 674 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:41,506 - All the unmitigated gall. - Well... what about it? 675 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,143 What do you say? Deal? 676 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,815 - It's a deal. - Good. 677 00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,098 Yuck. Onions before breakfast. 678 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:10,168 - Couldn't you wait until later? - Food's in the dining room. 679 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,946 You won't be able to smell anything in there. 680 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:15,573 You can smell the bloody onions all the way in our bedroom. 681 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,810 That's what woke me up. What's this? 682 00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,146 Something for the turkey stuffing. 683 00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:23,014 It looks mucky. 684 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,855 - What's that bloody smell? - Good morning, Jonathan. 685 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:33,925 God. Are you making a big production? 686 00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:37,062 I am making Thanksgiving dinner. 687 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:40,198 And rather special, as you requested. Why? 688 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:45,136 I feel as if I'm getting that goddamn thing all over again. 689 00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,506 You probably drank too much last night. 690 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:51,843 Go back to sleep. You'll feel better when you wake up. 691 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,520 Feeling any better? 692 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,922 You look better. 693 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,230 Where are the girls? 694 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,000 Watching the Thanksgiving parade with some friends. 695 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,235 Great. 696 00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:19,971 It gives us plenty of time. 697 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:23,408 Time? 698 00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:26,011 For a little old roll in the hay. 699 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:30,348 - Now? - Yeah, of course now. 700 00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,450 Honey, you're not feeling well. 701 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:34,019 I feel fine. 702 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:36,387 I feel pretty horny as a matter of fact. 703 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:39,190 You get pretty horny lying around in bed all day. 704 00:47:40,091 --> 00:47:42,260 Well... I'm sorry, but I... 705 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,030 I really don't feel like it. 706 00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,934 I mean, I haven't been lying around in bed all day. 707 00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:51,336 I've been running around all day. 708 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:55,206 And there's a lot left to do. 709 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,976 And if I don't go turn off the... 710 00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:00,878 Yeah, okay, I get the idea. 711 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:06,017 Do you think you could at least bring me something to eat? 712 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:10,155 - Sure. What would you like? - Juice and coffee, 713 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,523 one four-minute egg and a scone. No butter. 714 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,325 And some damson plum preserves. 715 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,062 - We're gonna be eating dinner... - Well, I'm hungry. 716 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:18,596 I haven't eaten all day. 717 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:35,413 My, this is a delicious dinner, Tine. 718 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,283 Isn't this just scrumptious, girls? 719 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:43,388 This wine is called Romanee-Saint-Vivant. 720 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,290 Can you say that? 721 00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:47,925 Romanee-Saint-Vivant. 722 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:51,229 Good. You must learn so when you grow up, 723 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,597 you'll know all about wines. 724 00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,134 No reason why women shouldn't know as much as men. 725 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,437 Expensive for a 1964. 726 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:04,142 Expensive but not... smug. You know what I mean? 727 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:06,277 This stuffing tastes different. 728 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:09,580 Why didn't you make the old kind of stuffing we love? 729 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:13,584 Daddy specifically asked for something different this year. 730 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:14,986 Didn't you, Jonathan? 731 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,389 I did. And I'm glad I did. 732 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:21,159 It's great. Super-duper. 733 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,294 Always said you had the makings of a superb cook. 734 00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:26,564 What's in the stuffing? The squiggly things? 735 00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,634 Please don't talk with your mouth full, Sylvie. 736 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,136 Oysters. 737 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:34,111 Sylvie! 738 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,587 Sylvie! What do you mean by doing such a disgusting thing? 739 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:39,644 Sylvie! I am talking to you. 740 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,479 What was the meaning of that outrage? 741 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,414 Oysters! They make me sick. 742 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:47,152 - You and Liz just love oysters. - On the half shell 743 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:50,388 with cocktail sauce. Not in a bloody turkey, for God's sake. 744 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,724 Sylvie, you will apologize to your mother this instant. 745 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,526 And then you will eat this delicious dinner 746 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,662 that she has worked so hard to cook. 747 00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,697 It isn't delicious, it's awful. 748 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:02,300 Mushy chestnuts, onion and celery and cream. 749 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,736 Even the salad isn't normal. Oranges and cut up plants. 750 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,638 You go straight to your room. 751 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,141 I'm happy to go to my room. 752 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,117 I feel rather peculiar. 753 00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:41,106 Elliott here, Jonathan. How are you? 754 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:44,175 Elly, old boy. How are you? 755 00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:47,212 - Have a pleasant Thanksgiving? - Splendid, and you? 756 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:49,114 Perfect. Couldn't have been better. 757 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,092 I'm awfully sorry to bother you on a holiday, 758 00:50:51,116 --> 00:50:54,252 but, we're having a little financial meeting here. 759 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:56,821 - Are you free to join us? - Of course. 760 00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:59,324 I'd love to. Be over in ten minutes. 761 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:10,368 What was that? 762 00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,104 What was what? 763 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:18,075 - That awful crash. - I dropped a plate. 764 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,180 Didn't sound like a plate. 765 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:29,320 - Why are you going out? - You ought to know. 766 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,189 You were listening on the extension. 767 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,759 Why does Mr. Asher want you for a financial meeting? 768 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,728 Because I'm gonna be one of the major investors 769 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,230 in his new vineyard. 770 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,267 How much? 771 00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:48,306 Who do you think you are, cross examining me? 772 00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:50,308 How much are you investing, Jonathan? 773 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,677 I don't like being cross examined. 774 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:56,881 And I don't like being spied on on the telephone. 775 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,653 How can we afford to invest in a vineyard? 776 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:06,224 I'm in charge of financial matters around here. 777 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,299 So you can take that snippy tone of voice 778 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,168 and do "you know what" with it, old girl. 779 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,440 And since you've had such an exhausting day... 780 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,311 I suggest that you just go to bed. 781 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,845 And relax. 782 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,195 Well... 783 00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:46,597 we're hooked. 784 00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,235 At least for a while, anyway. 785 00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:56,607 Who taught you all that? 786 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,952 Marvelous hands. 787 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,323 Incredible hands. 788 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:15,460 He didn't teach you all that. 789 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,263 Who? 790 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,398 That goofed up husband of yours. 791 00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,670 You screw around a lot before you married him? 792 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,673 Not a lot. 793 00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:31,509 Well, what's his problem, anyway? 794 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:35,980 I gather you don't know it, 795 00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:38,316 but he happens to be a brilliant lawyer. 796 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,255 Well, is he likely to get wise to this? 797 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:47,925 No, he doesn't watch me. 798 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:52,430 He's a... little too involved with himself right now. 799 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:55,500 Well, he probably has a broad somewhere. 800 00:53:57,302 --> 00:53:58,403 No. 801 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,339 He isn't the type. 802 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:04,442 Everybody is the type, pussycat. 803 00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:05,443 Well, did you... 804 00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:07,978 just screw around a lot since you married him? 805 00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:12,717 Never before. 806 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:15,653 Really? 807 00:54:16,721 --> 00:54:18,956 Well, what took you so long? 808 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,727 Um... 809 00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:27,498 I believed in all those square virtues. 810 00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,501 Fidelity and loyalty. 811 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,304 Nothing, you'd understand. 812 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:36,574 Yeah. Now tell me the real reason. 813 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,476 That is the real reason. 814 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:43,581 And besides, sex isn't that important to me. 815 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:48,819 No, it really isn't. 816 00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:51,389 My sweet fish. 817 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,624 My sweet fish. 818 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:58,663 You do not act like a broad to whom sex is not important. 819 00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:01,666 Who broke you in? 820 00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:07,505 Come on. Tell me. What was he like? 821 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,807 I dig hearing about that sort of thing. 822 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,075 Voyeur. 823 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:14,612 Don't give me any crap about being a voyeur. I am a voyeur. 824 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,552 Well... 825 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:26,624 there wasn't anybody... like that. 826 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:33,464 And besides, there doesn't have to be. 827 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,568 With... some women... 828 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:40,070 sex is just... 829 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:42,607 instinctive. 830 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,611 Remember what Proust told about Albertine? 831 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:49,479 She... 832 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,349 instinctively knew... 833 00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:55,786 what would give the male body pleasure. 834 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,057 She... what? 835 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:03,428 She instinctively knew what would give the male... 836 00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:11,602 George, please don't laugh at me. 837 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,103 Jesus. 838 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,773 My funny baby. 839 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:24,114 "Albertine instinctively knew..." 840 00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:29,420 My God. My God, you are too much. You knucklehead. 841 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,658 Proust was a homosexual and Albertine was a goddamn boy. 842 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,662 Well, I don't happen to believe in that theory. 843 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:41,566 I happen to believe that the character of Albertine 844 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:44,068 - was based on a real woman. - And who taught you that? 845 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:46,571 Some crappy professor at Sarah Lawrence? 846 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,774 - Smith. - Hey. Hey. 847 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:54,411 Hey. Hey, sweetheart. 848 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,747 Sweetheart cookie. 849 00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:58,668 You really are a smart dame, 850 00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:01,495 but sometimes you've got a box full of marbles for a brain. 851 00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,796 And you're a mean, cruel bastard. 852 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:05,523 And you manage to spoil just about everything. 853 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,598 My Christmas list. 854 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,533 The ones that can't be covered by cash 855 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:18,135 and the ones that require the personal touch 856 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,538 of a little present besides cash. 857 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:23,941 You'll notice that I put down suggestions after each name, 858 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:25,676 with a sort of price ceiling. 859 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:28,646 In some cases, I've even indicated stores. 860 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,715 Lord and Taylor is nice for boots 861 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,518 and I happen to know Ms. Newby needs a pair. 862 00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:37,154 Fleece-lined suede will be nice, I think, as I've suggested. 863 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,756 I've even put down her size. 864 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,225 I take it you want me to do your Christmas shopping? 865 00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:44,562 Yes, I do. I haven't any time this year. 866 00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,897 By the way, how are the RSVP's coming in? 867 00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:49,734 Everyone's answered, except seven or eight. 868 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:53,270 What about Charlotte Rady and Julie Hayes 869 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,172 and the Packards? They all accept? 870 00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,642 Charlotte Rady and Julie Hayes did, 871 00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:58,885 Joyce Packard called this morning 872 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,511 and said she couldn't come. 873 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,714 I'm very sorry to hear that. 874 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,252 Very, very sorry. Did she give any reason? 875 00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,555 They're off to some place to ski. 876 00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:12,657 Klosters or Kitzbuhel. 877 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,492 Boy, some people really know how to live, don't they? 878 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:18,529 I hope you've arranged to have the apartment done next week. 879 00:58:18,563 --> 00:58:20,731 Floors waxed, windows washed. 880 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:22,633 You've ordered the flowers, haven't you? 881 00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:25,702 Not yet. 882 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:30,908 Not yet? 883 00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:35,613 Do you realize our party is only nine days away? 884 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,600 I wanna have a talk with you. 885 00:58:58,736 --> 00:58:59,870 About what? 886 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:03,941 Do you know what tobacco does to your teeth? 887 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,277 Stains them. 888 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:10,014 You notice that I don't allow myself to be ruled 889 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,816 by a little tube of tobacco. 890 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,952 Is that what you came to talk about? Smoking? 891 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,258 I wanna talk about the way we live. 892 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,927 The way we live is ridiculous. 893 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,864 I couldn't agree more. 894 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:32,102 Tina, I've been sitting in the den trying to figure it out. 895 00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:36,774 Why is it, just as I am about to realize my creative potential, 896 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:39,276 you are doing everything to hold me back? 897 00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:45,716 What if I happen to think that some of your methods are wrong? 898 00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:49,286 This whole kick you're on... 899 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,589 throwing big parties for so-called celebrities... 900 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,091 running after them. 901 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,927 I think it's idiotic and demeaning. 902 00:59:57,828 --> 01:00:01,766 They don't care about you. They wanna use you. 903 01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:03,934 Why don't you just let me be the judge of that. 904 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,771 Why? Why can't you go along with me 905 01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,605 instead of working to destroy me? 906 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:13,410 Wanna know the truth? I'm more worried about the girls. 907 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,413 What the hell do you mean by that crack? 908 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:19,750 Girls look to their mothers to learn how to be women... 909 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,754 and you sure set one hell of a horrible example. 910 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:26,223 Well, listen here, Jonathan Balser, 911 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:29,193 if there's any rotten example being set, for those girls, 912 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,460 it is not me. 913 01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:33,731 So you take that kind of talk and shove it right up your ass. 914 01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:36,801 You calm down. Calm down. Stop using such foul language. 915 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:38,302 I'm gonna pretend that you never said 916 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,970 any of the nasty things you just said. 917 01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:43,240 Well, that is very big of you, I must say. 918 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,975 I have been patient... 919 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:48,212 I have been fantastically patient... 920 01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:50,948 more patient than any other man I know. 921 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,118 But I am at my wit's end. I don't know what to do. 922 01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,086 About what? 923 01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,390 In nine days we are giving a party for 100 people. 924 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:04,695 I have hired Beaumont, the most expensive caterer in New York, 925 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:07,998 to handle the food and the service. Even the ice. 926 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:12,002 I would like to see you do one thing 927 01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,904 to make this party a success. 928 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,207 Would you come to a party... 929 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:20,010 that we're giving a week from Saturday... 930 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:22,679 if I thought of a safe way of inviting you? 931 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,452 Not on your life. 932 01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:32,923 Why? 933 01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:36,794 First of all, I don't dig parties. 934 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:39,797 I hate them. And second of all, 935 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:42,699 I do not get my kicks from that sort of thing. 936 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,003 What sort of thing? 937 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:48,773 That "nobody-knows-but-us" crap. 938 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:52,176 My poor baby. 939 01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:55,813 I might have known you'd take that kind of cheap thrill. 940 01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,415 I only asked you 941 01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:01,151 because it would be more bearable if you were there. 942 01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,891 If you hate parties so much, 943 01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,259 what were you doing at the do where we met? 944 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,796 Checking up on a lying cunt. 945 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,998 The tall, skinny blonde. 946 01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:16,901 What difference does it make who it was? 947 01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:20,838 It sounds as if you... 948 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,873 cared for her. 949 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,741 Cared? 950 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:29,279 Christ, you are starting to get possessive, aren't you? 951 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:30,848 Do you still see her? 952 01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,387 You've made love to a million different women, haven't you? 953 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:40,290 Give or take a dozen. 954 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:44,461 You've had lots of practice and experience. 955 01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:47,865 Aren't you glad? 956 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:49,967 I'm jealous. 957 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,402 You have no goddamn right to get jealous. 958 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,339 - Why? Because I'm married? - No. 959 01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:58,475 Because you give me too damn little of your time, that's why. 960 01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:00,253 What the hell am I supposed to do while you're off 961 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,848 changing diapers and running errands for old Jona-thing? 962 01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,816 And while we're on that subject, you can tell me 963 01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,985 - you two never screw? - No, I'm not. 964 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,854 Well, supposing I don't like that. 965 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,559 You're jealous. 966 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,965 Well, what difference does it make, 967 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:25,569 since you and I are only having a straight sex thing? 968 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,304 Shit to all that. 969 01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:29,907 Come on, baby, we're wasting time. 970 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:35,980 Ooh! Jesus, is it cold. 971 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,916 - Hello. - Hi. 972 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,919 Hello. 973 01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:49,293 Look what I have for you. 974 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:55,900 It's still cold. 975 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:02,072 - Don't you have a bathrobe? - Never owned one in my life. 976 01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:02,940 Why? 977 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:05,175 Bathrobes were luxuries where I grew up. 978 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,878 Now, it's just a habit. 979 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:11,916 What's today? Tuesday? How about Friday? 980 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,251 I know this will only prove your point... 981 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,855 but the fact is, I can't see you until next week. 982 01:04:20,124 --> 01:04:23,327 And next week will be the last time until after the holidays. 983 01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:26,931 Don't you wanna know why? 984 01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:28,999 No, I don't give a shit why. 985 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:33,971 Well, one of the reasons is that damn party we're having. 986 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:37,250 I have to stick around and see that the floors get waxed 987 01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:40,644 and the windows get washed. Interesting things like that. 988 01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,682 And then... And then Friday, I have to go to the dentist 989 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:47,918 - and to the hairdresser. - Yeah. 990 01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:50,254 Next week I could see you early in the week. 991 01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:53,924 Because I'm due to get the curse around the middle of the week. 992 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,092 I don't mind that. 993 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:58,295 - I do. - You would. 994 01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:00,063 Then what? 995 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,675 This is fascinating, in a hair-raising sort of way. 996 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:04,534 After that is Christmas vacation. 997 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:08,105 I have to spend some time with the girls, take them places. 998 01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:10,274 Jesus, and you have the nerve to be jealous. 999 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:13,110 Look, it's 5:20, hadn't you better move your ass? 1000 01:05:14,711 --> 01:05:17,014 Do you wanna see me next Tuesday or not? 1001 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,250 Sure. Sure, baby. Tuesday is fine. 1002 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,586 I'll have some mistletoe hanging over the bed. 1003 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,062 Aah! 1004 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:08,065 - Hey, Tine, is that you? - Hi. 1005 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,134 Come on in here. I wanna show you something. 1006 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,140 How do they look? 1007 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,074 Ooh, just fine. 1008 01:06:19,176 --> 01:06:20,520 One hundred and fifty-three. Still ten days to Christmas. 1009 01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:22,746 - We're half way there. - Half way where? 1010 01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,715 Well... we sent out 300 cards this year. 1011 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:28,785 I want you to make a list before you throw them away. 1012 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,687 No point in sending cards next year 1013 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,023 to people who couldn't be bothered to send us one. 1014 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,176 I remembered what you said. 1015 01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:08,192 That bit about my deprived childhood? 1016 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,396 Look, would you be very sore if I took this back 1017 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,365 and I got some shirts? I'm very low on shirts. 1018 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,635 Just because you're embarrassed you didn't get me a present, 1019 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,804 doesn't mean you have to get tough. 1020 01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:23,173 And who said I didn't get you a present? 1021 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:26,476 I'd faint if I ever got a present from you. 1022 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,044 You would? 1023 01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:43,793 Open it. 1024 01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:55,505 Well, don't just sit there. Try it on. 1025 01:07:57,707 --> 01:08:00,210 Now? Here? 1026 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,446 Now. Here. 1027 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:05,149 You're suddenly modest? 1028 01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:19,223 - Just as I thought. - What? 1029 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,391 You don't look at all sexy. 1030 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,694 Still, it's an improvement 1031 01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:28,632 over that Destin Company lady lingerie you're always wearing. 1032 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,267 Shut up. 1033 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:31,568 You shut up. 1034 01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:37,641 - Come here. - No. 1035 01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:41,611 It's... 1036 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,414 too cold. 1037 01:09:50,254 --> 01:09:53,189 That's not bad. That's not bad at all. 1038 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:56,360 It's a lot better than walking around in a dirty old raincoat. 1039 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:02,232 Well, that's it. Christmas is over. 1040 01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:04,968 I was a good little boy and Santa Claus came. 1041 01:10:05,469 --> 01:10:06,670 Didn't you? 1042 01:10:08,272 --> 01:10:10,307 What are you gonna do on Christmas? 1043 01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:12,942 Why? 1044 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:16,446 What should I be doing? What are you doing? 1045 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:19,816 Tell me, how is the birthday of our Lord celebrated 1046 01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,952 in the warm and loving Balser household? 1047 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:35,399 Answer the telephone. 1048 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,404 Answer the goddamn phone. 1049 01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,376 Okay. 1050 01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:53,249 Hello. 1051 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:55,952 No, I was taking a shower. 1052 01:10:55,985 --> 01:10:57,721 Because I felt like it. That's why. 1053 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:02,326 Will you get off that stupid kick, for Christ's sake? 1054 01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:04,260 No, that's too early. 1055 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,967 I thought I told you to knock it off. 1056 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,569 I'll be there about eight o' clock. 1057 01:11:23,413 --> 01:11:26,616 It was agreed that you have no damn right to be jealous. 1058 01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,752 - I am not jealous. - What? 1059 01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:31,755 I'm not jealous. I just feel sick. 1060 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,523 Why? You asked for it. 1061 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,326 You begged for it. You ordered me to answer the phone. 1062 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,462 How come it was plugged in today? 1063 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,364 Afraid you'd miss that call? 1064 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:43,500 Christ, here comes the big agony scene. 1065 01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:46,436 I'm not even sure you bought that chemise for me. 1066 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:50,640 - Well, it fit you, didn't it? - It could fit any number of... 1067 01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:52,108 - broads. - Please. 1068 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,611 What are you trying to prove? That I'm a rat? A bastard? 1069 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,746 You know that. That's why you come here. 1070 01:11:56,780 --> 01:12:00,417 - It's what turns you on. - Sometimes it turns me on. 1071 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,852 Sometimes it makes me wanna throw up. 1072 01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:04,354 Everything has its price. 1073 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:06,790 I know. 1074 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:08,858 I'm not sure I can pay it. 1075 01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:11,795 Well, can you or can't you? If you can't, get off the pot. 1076 01:12:12,529 --> 01:12:14,540 You're trying to confuse things, as I knew you would. 1077 01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:15,675 All this jazz about presents. 1078 01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:18,435 What the hell has presents got to do with you and me? 1079 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,437 Jesus, I must be out of my mind. 1080 01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:25,141 Anytime you show signs of being human, I'll think 1081 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,711 - you're out of your mind. - I'm not human. 1082 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:29,379 Sentimental. 1083 01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:31,715 We happen to have a fantastic sex thing. 1084 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:32,849 Sex is sex. 1085 01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:34,884 A lay is a lay is a lay. 1086 01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:38,488 You wanna get laid, you come here and you get royally laid. 1087 01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:39,423 Isn't that enough? 1088 01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,425 No why the hell do you have to dress it up 1089 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,460 with a lot of schmultz and trimmings? 1090 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,062 If that's what you want, go find yourself some nice 1091 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,497 guilty type of adulteress husband 1092 01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:49,999 in that select social set you travel in. 1093 01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,736 They're past masters at that sort of crap. 1094 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:59,476 You don't need a woman. You need a sex machine. 1095 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,845 Well, it sure would save one hell of a lot of trouble. 1096 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,414 Merry Christmas! 1097 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:08,184 Madame Balser? Beaumont service, Madame. 1098 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,555 Monsieur Beaumont, a pleasure to meet you at last. 1099 01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,157 I'm not Monsieur Beaumont. I'm Monsieur Henri. 1100 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,561 How do you do, Henri? 1101 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:19,563 What time does Monsieur Beaumont arrive? 1102 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:22,499 Monsieur Beaumont does not arrive, Monsieur Balser. 1103 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:26,470 Please, is there somewhere my people can change their clothes? 1104 01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:27,871 Doesn't arrive? 1105 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,808 You mean, not come at all? I'm afraid I don't understand. 1106 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,844 Monsieur Beaumont only appears at those parties 1107 01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:36,145 where the... 1108 01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,516 necessary arrangements have been made. 1109 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,117 Well, I... 1110 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:43,787 This should have been made clear to me. 1111 01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:47,090 I wasn't told that one had to make special arrangements 1112 01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,192 to have Monsieur Beaumont appear. 1113 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,463 Bloody upsetting. 1114 01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:56,766 - Does it really matter? - Goddamn right it matters. 1115 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,602 I'm paying enough for Beaumont to come here 1116 01:13:58,635 --> 01:14:00,637 and show his bloody face. He could've told me. 1117 01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:02,872 You've got your hell of a goddamn nerve. 1118 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:05,842 Now how the hell are me and my wife supposed to get in and out 1119 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:09,045 - of our front door? - What's the trouble, Mr. Meyer? 1120 01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,790 Trouble? I said you got your hell of a nerve 1121 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,717 putting these lousy coat racks in the hall. 1122 01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:17,129 I'm terribly sorry, but you see, we're having a big party... 1123 01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:18,664 I don't care if you're having the last supper. 1124 01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:21,625 These lousy coatracks are blocking my front door. 1125 01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:25,194 How the hell are our friends supposed to get into our house? 1126 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:28,665 - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Meyer. - I tell you something. 1127 01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,610 I wouldn't have come over here and made this fuss, 1128 01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:32,936 if it wasn't for that husband of yours. 1129 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,905 If that husband of yours hadn't rung my bell last week 1130 01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:40,777 and asked... No, no, no. He told me to get a new doormat. 1131 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:44,648 That husband of yours said that my doormat is an eyesore. 1132 01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:47,050 That's exactly the word he used. Eyesore! 1133 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:51,287 Then he had the nerve to ask me to take in my umbrella stand. 1134 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,890 That is an imported umbrella stand. 1135 01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:55,759 I mean, he's got his goddamn nerve. 1136 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,728 Just who the hell does he think he is, that husband of yours? 1137 01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:02,231 Can't you wait until the party begins? 1138 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,734 The party has begun. 1139 01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,903 Mother, mother. 1140 01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:08,872 Why? What's the matter? 1141 01:15:08,905 --> 01:15:12,141 We went into the pantry and there were platters of canapes 1142 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,577 and we were going to take one each 1143 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,679 and a tall man said if we touched anything, 1144 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,180 he'd lock us in our rooms. 1145 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:18,658 Well, I just better straighten him out. 1146 01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:20,950 Tina, don't you dare go in there. 1147 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,218 Monsieur Henri is right. 1148 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:25,722 These people are professionals. These people are perfectionists. 1149 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,000 If Monsieur Henri doesn't want you two girls under his feet, 1150 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:31,227 spoiling all their hard work, then you listen to him. 1151 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:34,163 - Can't we just have one canape? - Please? 1152 01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:35,732 That's up to Monsieur Henri. 1153 01:15:35,765 --> 01:15:37,300 Why is it up to Monsieur Henri? 1154 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:38,201 Because he's in charge here. 1155 01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:40,770 He's in charge here? This is our party. 1156 01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:42,005 My party! 1157 01:15:43,172 --> 01:15:45,341 My party! You haven't lifted one finger for this party. 1158 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:50,179 Monsieur Henri is an employee in this house! 1159 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,349 If I wanna serve canapes to Lulu, 1160 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,985 that's who he'll serve canapes to. 1161 01:15:59,823 --> 01:16:02,091 You're mother's very funny, isn't she, girls? 1162 01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,128 You heard her. You heard what she said. 1163 01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:07,130 Your mother wants to have a poodle party 1164 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,733 instead of a people party. 1165 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,003 Mother, a poodle party! 1166 01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,706 You lousy bastard. 1167 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:19,709 All right now. Come on. You two go watch television. 1168 01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,611 Go on now. Hurry up. Hurry up. 1169 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:23,613 Don't care what you say in front of them, do you? 1170 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:26,315 Making my own daughters laugh at me? 1171 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,952 As usual, you've got everything twisted. 1172 01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,388 You let them see that you find me ridiculous. 1173 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:34,924 You encourage them to find me ridiculous! 1174 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,726 What have I got twisted?! 1175 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,863 Why do you have to overreact to everything? 1176 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,299 What have I got twisted?! 1177 01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:45,735 What has she got twisted, old boy? 1178 01:16:45,769 --> 01:16:48,071 Peter. Joanie. 1179 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,648 Reaching for these drinks. 1180 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:04,220 Get me two JandB's, just a touch of water and some lemon. 1181 01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:05,254 Okay? Thank you. 1182 01:17:06,355 --> 01:17:07,532 Look. Don't run away. I wanna talk to you. 1183 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:10,660 Mark, how are you? Good to see you. Merry Christmas. 1184 01:17:14,263 --> 01:17:15,775 What are you getting for Christmas? 1185 01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:20,203 Beer please and a double vodka and tonic. 1186 01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:21,971 Yes, yes. Absolutely. 1187 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,140 Can you get that, please? 1188 01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,910 Seriously, I couldn't stand it. 1189 01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:29,278 Divine party, angel. 1190 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,414 I see you're using Beaumont's people. 1191 01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:33,016 You should have called me. 1192 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,251 I would have told you about this other new person 1193 01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:37,286 who is simply marvelous. 1194 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,188 Everybody in the world used Beaumont 1195 01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:40,857 in these last couple of years. 1196 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,926 Those omelets of his have had it. 1197 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:47,196 That's what we're having. Omelets. 1198 01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:49,799 Dear, I've said something wrong. 1199 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,801 I just meant that if you called me, 1200 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,903 I could have given you some advice. 1201 01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:58,842 I do have some advice for you, angel. 1202 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,043 About something else. 1203 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:05,749 Do you remember in Shakespeare what Iago said to the Moor? 1204 01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:08,885 Look to your wife. Observe her well. 1205 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:13,056 Only you must switch the sexes around, Tina, dear. 1206 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,925 Why, Charlotte... 1207 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,829 I didn't know that you'd done the classics. 1208 01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,031 I thought you got into the movies 1209 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:24,968 because you were Maddy Gordon's favorite hooker. 1210 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,805 Rotten little bitch. 1211 01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,215 - Henri shut down the big bar. - I know. 1212 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:42,786 It's much too early. People wanna drink, 1213 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,988 - not think about food. - I know. 1214 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,224 Stop him. Make him re-open the bar. 1215 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:50,359 I've already asked him to. 1216 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,896 He says he has another party to do tonight 1217 01:18:52,929 --> 01:18:55,932 and if we want food at all, it has to be now. 1218 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:59,468 And if we don't want it, we have to pay for it anyway. 1219 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,471 God. 1220 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:08,144 Is the bar shut down here, too? 1221 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,879 Sit down, honey. You with anyone? 1222 01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:10,990 We'll never get a table at Elaine's. 1223 01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:13,549 I wanna go to Elaine's. I think George'll be there. 1224 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,260 How do you know George will be there? 1225 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,920 - George? - I wanna dance. 1226 01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:18,888 Let's go somewhere where we can get some chow 1227 01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:20,800 and then let's get some place where we can dance. 1228 01:19:20,824 --> 01:19:23,860 I wanna know how you know where George is having dinner tonight? 1229 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,895 - George who? - Why don't we have 1230 01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:28,464 a fast omelet here and then go some place to dance? 1231 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:31,134 I don't want any crap omelet, that's why. 1232 01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,402 Let's go, everybody. Come on. 1233 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:36,405 Come on, honey. This place is dead. 1234 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:42,347 Beaumont's people certainly left this place in good shape 1235 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:43,572 you gotta say that. 1236 01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:46,943 Beaumont's people certainly left this place in good shape. 1237 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:49,378 I mean, you can't even tell there's been a party here. 1238 01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:51,847 Has there been a party here? 1239 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,985 By the way, what the hell did you say to Charlotte Rady? 1240 01:20:56,019 --> 01:20:57,930 Saw the two of you talking, the next thing I know, 1241 01:20:57,954 --> 01:20:59,422 she was charging out the front door. 1242 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:03,026 What makes you think I had anything to do with it? 1243 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,028 Maybe she was bored. 1244 01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:08,898 Maybe there weren't enough celebrities. 1245 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,938 Or maybe she just needed another fix. 1246 01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:19,943 Well... on the whole, I think everything went quite well. 1247 01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:26,114 Don't you? 1248 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,019 How much did it cost? 1249 01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:32,956 What the hell difference does it make how much it cost? 1250 01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:38,962 I'll be it cost over $1,000. 1251 01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,931 What the hell do you care? You didn't have to lift a finger. 1252 01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,603 He shouldn't have started those omelets so early. 1253 01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:51,941 But most people were damned happy to see those omelets. 1254 01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:56,980 At quarter past nine, there were 13 people here. 1255 01:21:57,013 --> 01:22:00,416 - I counted them. - God, I might have known. 1256 01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,560 You always have to put down everything. 1257 01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:04,253 You're not happy unless you're giving something the axe. 1258 01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:10,026 Where's my bird? 1259 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:16,132 Where's my Alaskan Point Barrow Eskimo Bird? 1260 01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,166 Stolen. 1261 01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:19,735 Stolen? 1262 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,670 I saw a man put it in his pocket. 1263 01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,406 Wh... Well, why the bloody hell didn't you 1264 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,541 march right over there and get it back? 1265 01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:28,011 He was one of your celebrities. 1266 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:32,948 What's his name... who won the Pulitzer prize. 1267 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:40,956 You got a pimple on your ass. 1268 01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,260 I know. 1269 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:47,163 You're getting too damn skinny. I can see you ribs. 1270 01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:49,265 Please don't pick on me, George. 1271 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,333 Why? What's the matter? 1272 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,701 I don't know. 1273 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,073 Well, it's the way you acted when I came in today. 1274 01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:59,975 Why? How did I act? 1275 01:23:00,543 --> 01:23:01,577 So... 1276 01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:03,746 So casual, as if it hasn't been almost three weeks 1277 01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:06,182 - since you've seen me. - What did you expect? 1278 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,450 Crescendo violin? 1279 01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:17,993 What's the matter? Why are you crying? 1280 01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,067 Why are you crying? 1281 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,335 Maybe it's because I realized today... 1282 01:23:26,369 --> 01:23:29,372 that you never wanna know a damn thing about me. 1283 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:33,242 Do you know that you don't even know the names of my girls? 1284 01:23:33,276 --> 01:23:36,412 You don't even give a goddamn about anything about me. 1285 01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:37,680 Christ. 1286 01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:39,482 Cut out the waterworks, will you? 1287 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:14,083 Hurry up, love. 1288 01:24:14,117 --> 01:24:17,120 I don't mean to be brisk, but you can't stay long today. 1289 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,089 I'm not planning on staying long. 1290 01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,498 Listen, baby... 1291 01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,543 one of the reasons I let you come here today 1292 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:34,069 - was because I, um... - "Let me come here today"? 1293 01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:38,274 Yes. I let you come in today. 1294 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,809 One of the reasons was I... 1295 01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:42,678 wanted to say what I have to say in person. 1296 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,113 You'd have gotten it all wrong 1297 01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:45,514 if I'd have said it on the phone. 1298 01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:48,451 I decided we ought to cool this for a while. 1299 01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:52,221 - You... you're tired of me. - No, because I'm tired. 1300 01:24:52,255 --> 01:24:54,123 I had three hours sleep last night 1301 01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:56,425 and I work like a son of a bitch day and night. 1302 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,528 When I work, I work like a maniac. 1303 01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:02,465 I can't work like that and do other things. 1304 01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:07,570 Contrary to what I like to think, I'm not Superman. 1305 01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:15,778 - What do you mean by cool this? - Let things ride for a while. 1306 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,680 Say a few weeks and then... 1307 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:20,183 when things let up, I'll give you a call. 1308 01:25:21,417 --> 01:25:22,851 When what things let up? 1309 01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:26,389 Look, I don't ask you to account to me. 1310 01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,463 Is it something you're writing? 1311 01:25:31,694 --> 01:25:33,229 Please tell me. 1312 01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:36,199 Did you start something over Christmas? 1313 01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,767 I know you don't talk about your work, 1314 01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:40,936 but you can tell me that much, can't you? 1315 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,276 Or is it... screwing around 1316 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:50,679 with some other broad that's made you so puking tired. 1317 01:25:50,713 --> 01:25:54,583 Whammy. Now we have got a full dressed tantrum going on. 1318 01:25:54,617 --> 01:25:58,321 - You animal. I hate your guts. - Boy. The works. 1319 01:25:58,354 --> 01:26:00,923 How can I ever let any part of me touch you? 1320 01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:02,791 Not what you were whimpering a half hour ago. 1321 01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:04,627 You rotten, sadistic son of a bitch. 1322 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:07,363 In case you don't know it, baby, that's exactly what you did. 1323 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:10,266 That's what turns you on, what makes our sex so fantastic. 1324 01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:11,900 You're goddamn right I'm a sadist 1325 01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:14,169 and you're the perfect willing victim. 1326 01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:20,543 Poor little housewife. You can't take it straight, can you? 1327 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:22,878 You want it all tied up with hearts and flowers 1328 01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:24,347 and lyrics by Hammerstein. 1329 01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:26,282 I warned you. I called you. Didn't I? 1330 01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:28,360 Now, you listen to me. There have always been other broads 1331 01:26:28,384 --> 01:26:31,320 and there always will be. Broads and broads and broads. 1332 01:26:31,354 --> 01:26:34,290 What the hell has that got to do with you, Mrs. America? 1333 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,492 You're sick. 1334 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,295 Sick. 1335 01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:44,900 You have to put on this big, virile act... 1336 01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:49,472 - because you're really a fag. - Now, you listen girl. 1337 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,674 You take these clothes and you get dressed. 1338 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:54,243 And you get the hell out of my house in one minute flat 1339 01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:56,379 or you are gonna be a basket case. 1340 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,534 What's the matter? 1341 01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:21,337 Why are you up? 1342 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:27,310 I'm having some hot milk and honey. 1343 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:30,613 My mother used to give it to me when I was a kid... 1344 01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,516 when bad dreams woke me up. 1345 01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:35,718 Your mother? 1346 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:38,354 Bad dreams? 1347 01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:49,332 Why can't you sleep, Jonathan? 1348 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:53,969 I was wondering. What ever happened to my red suspenders? 1349 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,070 What red suspenders? 1350 01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:57,340 I was wearing them the night we met. 1351 01:27:57,373 --> 01:27:59,342 What ever happened to them? 1352 01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:02,345 You must have thrown them away a long time ago. 1353 01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,449 It was so hot at the democratic club and I took off my jacket 1354 01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:10,386 and you dug my red suspenders. Remember, Tine? 1355 01:28:12,087 --> 01:28:15,023 That speech you gave was so good. 1356 01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:16,692 Yeah. Was it? 1357 01:28:18,427 --> 01:28:19,728 You were witty... 1358 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:22,365 and charming... 1359 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,602 and very sexy. 1360 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,072 My new frontier type speech. 1361 01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:34,643 God, how I wanted to go into politics in those days. 1362 01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:36,545 You remember how fired up we were 1363 01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:38,581 about what was happening in Washington? 1364 01:28:40,115 --> 01:28:42,351 We were so young and hopeful. 1365 01:28:44,487 --> 01:28:45,521 Sounds corny... 1366 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:51,427 but we were idealistic. Weren't we, Tine? 1367 01:28:56,965 --> 01:28:58,367 And then... 1368 01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:01,804 suddenly it was all over. 1369 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:05,474 Just gone. 1370 01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:12,515 I used to wake up three o'clock in the morning, crying. 1371 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,751 Because it wasn't there anymore. 1372 01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:20,489 It's three o'clock in the morning now. 1373 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:29,364 What's wrong, Jonathan? 1374 01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,536 Just about everything you can think of is wrong. 1375 01:29:36,639 --> 01:29:37,806 Tell me. 1376 01:29:40,443 --> 01:29:41,744 Do you really wanna know? 1377 01:29:46,649 --> 01:29:49,752 The... the vineyard in France is a total loss. 1378 01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:51,487 No hope of salvaging a penny. 1379 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,423 - What happened? - I don't know. 1380 01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:58,561 Some, some, some kind of plant disease. Root rot... 1381 01:29:58,594 --> 01:30:00,529 Every vine is full of it. 1382 01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:04,567 - Did you invest a lot in it? - A lot. 1383 01:30:05,668 --> 01:30:06,869 How much? 1384 01:30:08,637 --> 01:30:09,805 We're cleaned out. 1385 01:30:10,473 --> 01:30:13,742 I even sold our stock and I'm in debt. 1386 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,745 Well... 1387 01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:21,817 you'll just have to... 1388 01:30:23,519 --> 01:30:26,555 cut down and live a lot differently. 1389 01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:32,761 After all, you... you still have a good income from the firm. 1390 01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:39,735 Um... 1391 01:30:41,136 --> 01:30:44,172 that's another thing. I... 1392 01:30:45,841 --> 01:30:47,543 I'm in trouble at the office. 1393 01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,044 It seems Hodison has been 1394 01:30:49,077 --> 01:30:51,847 extremely displeased with me recently and... 1395 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:55,651 today I tried for a motion in a suit and lost. 1396 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:58,253 He called me down like a bloody office boy. 1397 01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:00,589 He said... he said I may... 1398 01:31:01,524 --> 01:31:04,593 I'd be looking for a new job if I didn't get with it. 1399 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:09,765 What else, Jonathan? 1400 01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:17,706 Um... I've been having an affair. 1401 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:26,748 Yes. 1402 01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:31,754 Yes. Did Margo call you? She threatened to. 1403 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:33,388 I'll kill her if she did. 1404 01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:40,195 I knew it all along, without really knowing. 1405 01:31:41,296 --> 01:31:44,032 I'm not cut out for all that jazz. 1406 01:31:44,066 --> 01:31:46,602 All the lies. All the arrangements. 1407 01:31:46,635 --> 01:31:47,770 And the guilt. 1408 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:50,739 And... 1409 01:31:53,408 --> 01:31:56,211 I know I've neglected you in... 1410 01:31:56,912 --> 01:31:58,547 in the hay. 1411 01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:01,584 I hate myself for it. 1412 01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,687 Tine... 1413 01:32:06,689 --> 01:32:08,891 I expected a big scene over this. 1414 01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:12,527 Tears. Recriminations. 1415 01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:18,233 Tina, you're being wonderful. 1416 01:32:20,669 --> 01:32:23,238 So patient and understanding. 1417 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:25,774 Please don't. 1418 01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:29,578 Don't make me out to be... 1419 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:31,680 so... 1420 01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:36,251 well, so noble. 1421 01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,589 You're a fine human being, Tina. 1422 01:32:41,757 --> 01:32:42,958 No, I'm not. 1423 01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:45,794 I... 1424 01:32:53,836 --> 01:32:55,638 I'm just a human being. 1425 01:32:57,372 --> 01:32:59,274 Do you want a divorce, Tine? 1426 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:02,710 Or... 1427 01:33:03,378 --> 01:33:06,314 do you think we could pick up the pieces and... 1428 01:33:06,849 --> 01:33:09,952 maybe work out a better marriage than we ever had? 1429 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:18,661 So, that's it. That's where it's at. 1430 01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:21,730 Well, that's pretty dirty pool. Your old man levels with you 1431 01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:23,866 and you don't open your mouth about your boyfriend. 1432 01:33:23,899 --> 01:33:26,802 You leave the poor slob dragging his guilt tail and you're just 1433 01:33:26,835 --> 01:33:28,713 - as guilty as he is. - What obligation did she have, 1434 01:33:28,737 --> 01:33:30,839 to make that silly bastard feel better? 1435 01:33:30,873 --> 01:33:34,710 I joined group with the understanding I would get help 1436 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:37,880 with my very real and terrible life problems. 1437 01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:39,748 She has a husband, a lover, 1438 01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:42,050 and an eight-room apartment on the park. 1439 01:33:42,084 --> 01:33:43,418 Why does she need help? 1440 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:45,320 I don't understand her problem. 1441 01:33:45,854 --> 01:33:47,923 Your husband works hard to support you. 1442 01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:50,759 In return for which he wants the house clean, 1443 01:33:50,793 --> 01:33:51,727 the buttons sewn on, 1444 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,097 and a modest amount of sexual intercourse. 1445 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:56,540 I mean, what's your problem? 1446 01:33:56,564 --> 01:33:59,367 You are nothing but a spoilt middle class bitch. 1447 01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:01,937 Exactly like my ex-wife, so I know where of I speak. 1448 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,006 Wait till you hear about some of the freaks. 1449 01:34:05,808 --> 01:34:07,710 She's doing it in group. 1450 01:34:07,743 --> 01:34:09,778 What about those two sweet little girls? 1451 01:34:09,812 --> 01:34:11,847 Be sure your lawyer gets the dog. 1452 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:14,783 If your old man gets it, he will leave it alone all day 1453 01:34:14,817 --> 01:34:16,819 and that is not good for poodles. 1454 01:34:16,852 --> 01:34:18,362 - When a... - Poodles are irrelevant. 1455 01:34:18,386 --> 01:34:20,823 Who the hell cares about poodles? 1456 01:34:20,856 --> 01:34:23,325 All we got here is a rotten state of affairs. 1457 01:34:26,094 --> 01:34:29,131 I want to build a kiln in our garage. 1458 01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:32,701 I want to have clay out there and a potter's wheel out there 1459 01:34:32,735 --> 01:34:35,237 and make pots. "No." my husband says, 1460 01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:38,907 "No wife of the Chairman of the Board of Strasberg and Stern 1461 01:34:38,941 --> 01:34:40,308 is going to make pots." 1462 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:41,953 "Well, what's wrong with pots?" I ask him. 1463 01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:44,446 "If you want pots, go out and buy pots." he tells me. 1464 01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:47,783 Well, I don't want to buy pots. I want to make pots. 1465 01:34:47,816 --> 01:34:51,720 My husband is a cannibal who is devouring my life juices 1466 01:34:51,754 --> 01:34:53,832 just like your husband is devouring your life juices. 1467 01:34:53,856 --> 01:34:55,758 Will you leave him? Leave him. 1468 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,026 Stay with him and count your blessings. 1469 01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:01,797 - Do good. Divorce him. - Shit. Split! 1470 01:35:01,830 --> 01:35:04,099 - Get out. Get a lawyer. - Out!