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- [Thea] <i>Ready, B?</i>
- [Billie] <i>Ready, T.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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[Billie] <i>This is the story
of our most excellent dads.</i>

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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

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And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.

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And we're Wyld Stallyns!

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[Billie] <i>This was probably
the first time you saw 'em.</i>

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Let's rock!

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[Thea] <i>And this was
probably the last.</i>

10
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[Billie] <i>Not long
before we were born,</i>

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<i>they were told they
were gonna write a song</i>

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<i>that was gonna
unite the entire world.</i>

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[Thea] <i>Which they thought
they had done with their hit single,</i>

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"Those Who Rock."

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[Billie] <i>Not only did it
not unite the world...</i>

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<i>but the band fell apart.</i>

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<i>And our dads, alone now,
were trying harder and harder.</i>

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[Thea] <i>But the problem
was, the harder Dads tried...</i>

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[Billie] <i>... the less interested
people seemed to be in their music.</i>

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[Thea] <i>Not only was it wearing
on them and on the family.</i>

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[Billie] <i>But the
universe they were told</i>

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<i>they were gonna bring together,</i>

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<i>was actually
starting to unravel.</i>

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<i>Yeah, time was
folding in on itself.</i>

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<i>It was bad.</i>

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What?

27
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[Thea] <i>Totally, dude.</i>

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Make some noise!

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[exclaims]

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[Billie] <i>Anyways, this is how
we got to where we are now.</i>

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[Ted] Hello, friends
and loved ones.

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Let us welcome you, one and all

33
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to this most joyous
of occasions!

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Ted and I have known
Missy in different capacities

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for many decades.

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First, she was our
babysitter when we were ten.

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Then we both
invited her to the prom

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when she was a senior
and we were freshmen.

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Yeah!

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Two years later,
she married my dad

41
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and Missy became Mom.

42
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After divorcing Bill's
dad, she married my dad

43
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- and became my mom.
- Yeah.

44
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And now she's marrying
Ted's little brother,

45
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Officer Deacon Logan.

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[guests clapping]

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[Ted] Yeah.

48
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Missy, Bill and I,

49
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along with my
beautiful wife, Elizabeth,

50
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and our daughter, Billie.

51
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And my beautiful wife,
Joanna, and our daughter, Thea,

52
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all wanna welcome you back.

53
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[Bill and Ted] With open arms.

54
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[guests applaud]

55
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This happy event
would seem to make

56
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Deacon his own father-in-law

57
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and Ted his own uncle.

58
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Not to mention making
my dad his own son.

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[Ted] And with that
beautiful thought in mind,

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for your first dance,

61
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we wish to present you
with a matrimonial offering.

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A sneak peek at
the world premiere

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of our newest sonic creation.

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We're not sure if
this is going to be

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the song that unites the world.

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We're pretty sure it might.

67
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- At least we hope.
- Yeah.

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Sure to be another real
doozy from the Wyld Stallyns.

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[Ted] Check one two three.

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Let's dance, Freaky Deaky.

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You got it, Kissy Missy.

72
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Your dad used to call me that.

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Totally aware of that, babe.

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Please enjoy the first
three movements of...

75
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"That Which Binds
Us Through Time."

76
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The Chemical, Physical,
and Biological Nature of Love.

77
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An Exploration of the
Meaning of Meaning.

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Part One.

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[guests clap]

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- [Ted clears throat]
- [Bill] Ah.

81
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- Ready, Bill?
- Ready, Ted.

82
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- One.
- Two.

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One, two, three, four.

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- [electronic music playing]
- [throat singing]

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[playing]

86
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[music continues]

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[throat singing]

88
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[turns off speakers]

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Dad, I've told you
a thousand times,

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Bill and I have
to keep going till...

91
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Yeah. Till your music
unites the world.

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Chief Logan, the people
in the future told us...

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- Bill, you didn't time-travel.
- [Bill] We did.

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Your wives aren't
from medieval England.

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[Bill] They are.

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- And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell.
- We did!

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- You didn't!
- [Bill] We did!

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And you know why?

99
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Because it's impossible.

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Here's a real idea for you two.

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Here it comes, dude.

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Get real jobs.

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Be role models
to your daughters.

104
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Oh, never mind.

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You are.

106
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They're 24, they live at home

107
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and they're unemployed.

108
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You remember when
you used to call them

109
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"Little Bill," "Little Ted"?

110
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We thought it was cute, Gramps.

111
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Hey.

112
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Yeah. Well, it turned
out to be a curse.

113
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All I ever see them do is
sit around, listen to music.

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That is our primary activity,

115
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- definitely.
- Yeah.

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You guys okay?

117
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Joanna, Elizabeth,

118
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how do you feel about being

119
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the only adults
in your families?

120
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The only ones with actual jobs?

121
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Let's pack up.

122
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Don't listen to him.

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I really appreciate
you doing this.

124
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I know it wasn't your choice.

125
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Of course, Jo.

126
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I really want this to
work for both of us.

127
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Yeah.

128
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Oh, hey.

129
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How's it goin', dude?

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Great, dude.

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- Hi!
- Hey, Jo.

132
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Oh, no, no.

133
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I'm sorry, is this
the right day?

134
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Yeah, totally.

135
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So, do you understand
why this situation

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might seem at all
strange to your wives?

137
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No. Not at all. Why?

138
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Well, when your wives
suggested couples therapy,

139
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do you think that this is
what they had in mind?

140
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Well, definitely.

141
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I mean, we're a
couple of couples, right?

142
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- That is true.
- Yeah.

143
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But usually, with
couples therapy,

144
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it just means one couple.

145
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- That makes sense.
- Yeah.

146
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Well, but, you know, we're here,

147
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so let's work with that.

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- Yes?
- Yeah.

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Okay, great.

150
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Ted, is there something you feel

151
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your wife needs
to hear from you?

152
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Yeah. Totally.

153
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We love you guys.

154
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Oh, that is good, dude.

155
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[Dr. Taylor] In a way, yes.

156
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I mean, it is
great to feel loved.

157
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But do you understand

158
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how that might sound
strange to your wives?

159
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I'll shoot this at Bill.

160
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No.

161
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I mean, we love 'em.

162
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"We love them."

163
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We do.

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Okay. It's the "we" part.

165
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Ted, can you say the same thing,

166
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but instead of "we,"
say "I" in the sentence.

167
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Okay.

168
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- Of course.
- [Bill chuckles]

169
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Okay.

170
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- Elizabeth?
- Yes.

171
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I and Bill love you and Joanna.

172
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Okay.

173
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Dude, with all due respect,

174
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I don't think you're
quite getting this.

175
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- Okay go for it, dude.
- Okay.

176
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[clears throat]
I'm gonna do one.

177
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Yes, go for it, dude.

178
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- Great.
- Okay.

179
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[clears throat]

180
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[exhales heavily]

181
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Joanna?

182
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From the very, very bottom of I

183
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and Ted's hearts,

184
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I and Ted, totally
love and worship you

185
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and Elizabeth.

186
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- Perfect, dude.
- Awesome, dude, thanks.

187
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Joanna, would you or
Elizabeth like to respond to that?

188
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Oh. Well, would you...

189
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Well, it has been tough for us.

190
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At home.

191
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,674
You know, it's been
so hard watching you

192
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,844
beat your heads against
the wall for 25 years

193
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and I'm not sure how much longer

194
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,724
we can keep going on like this.

195
00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,141
What?

196
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,771
Well...

197
00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,525
Bill, Ted.

198
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I'd love to spend the last part

199
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of this session with your wives.

200
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- Alone?
- Yes, alone.

201
00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,412
Right. Okay.

202
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We'll see you at home, okay?

203
00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,293
Okay. All right, then.

204
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,504
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

205
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,342
[door opens, shuts]

206
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,304
[Ted] Dude, did you
know they felt that way?

207
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,930
We have to fix this.

208
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,851
The thing is,
they're right, Bill.

209
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,352
They're princesses.

210
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,437
Yeah.

211
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,600
We pulled them out of
their lives to be here with us.

212
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,650
And they didn't come
all this way for this.

213
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,586
That's why we gotta
keep working, dude.

214
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,654
But isn't that the problem?

215
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,449
Yeah. But it's
also the solution.

216
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,785
Yeah. I guess.

217
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,412
[music playing]

218
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,872
Dude, this is transcendent.

219
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,415
Is this Fillmore '66?

220
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,000
No, Monterey Pop, '67.

221
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,936
That second sound check
where they did that riff

222
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,961
on <i>Amazing Grace.</i>

223
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,838
How's it goin', Dads?

224
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,340
How's it goin', girls?

225
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,423
How was therapy?

226
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,676
- It went okay.
- Yeah.

227
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,762
Hey, Dad, by the way,
Gramps was wrong.

228
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,014
The wedding song
was most luminous.

229
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,390
Oh, thank you, B.

230
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,267
Glad you dug it, Billie.

231
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,578
[Thea] No, seriously, Uncle Ted,

232
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,979
when did you get so
excellent on theremin?

233
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,106
Your playing rivaled,
and I'm not kidding,

234
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,358
Clara Rockmore.

235
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,734
Thanks, T.

236
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,695
Clara Rockmore was
definitely an inspiration.

237
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,613
Yeah.

238
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,906
- And, Uncle Bill!
- Yeah.

239
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,241
The throat singing, I mean,

240
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,493
it was a whole new
level of eloquence.

241
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,745
Some serious <i>buga khoomei.</i>

242
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,124
Your musical acumen
is most impressive, girls.

243
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,798
- Hey Dad, good luck on the song.
- You got this.

244
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,602
What is it, Ted?

245
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,396
Liz is right.

246
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,234
We have been banging our
heads against a wall for 25 years.

247
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,736
And I'm tired, dude.

248
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,571
Ted.

249
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,074
We have a destiny to fulfill.

250
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,783
Yeah.

251
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,744
And think about our fans, dude.

252
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,416
Bob and Wendy will
totally understand.

253
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,878
Eileen we haven't heard
from for several years.

254
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:53,963
Bill?

255
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,715
What?

256
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,679
I went into Cyrus
Adler Music yesterday.

257
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,933
He said he'd give me
$6,400 for the Les Paul.

258
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,105
Are you saying...

259
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,150
Yeah.

260
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:16,987
I think I am.

261
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,159
Yeah.

262
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,828
Yeah.

263
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,752
[both] Whoa!

264
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,754
Dude! Dude!

265
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,090
It's the future!

266
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,761
Greetings, my
excellent friends...

267
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,928
Do we know you?

268
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,889
I'm Kelly.

269
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,517
Wait, you're Rufus' daughter!

270
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,893
I am.

271
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,899
And I've been wanting
to meet you my whole life.

272
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,273
It must be very disappointing.

273
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,732
Not at all.

274
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,693
We have a problem, gentlemen.

275
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,488
Potentially a very
serious problem.

276
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:00,989
About the music?

277
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,076
About the music. They
just wanna talk to you.

278
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,830
Dude, I got a very
bad feeling about this.

279
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,749
It'll be fine, Ted.

280
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,001
They totally love us
in the future, dude.

281
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,469
[both] Whoa!

282
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,346
Dude, our dads
are totally in trouble.

283
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,515
I feel so bad for 'em.

284
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,077
They've been doing this on
their own for the longest time.

285
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,162
Yeah, I wish there was some way
we could help 'em out, you know?

286
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,186
Yeah.

287
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,271
But how?

288
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,112
[rock music playing]

289
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,280
[both] Whoa!

290
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,308
- Dude.
- Yeah?

291
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,269
- The future.
- Yeah.

292
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,534
Rufus.

293
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,872
Greetings, my excellent friends.

294
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,267
<i>What you're looking at is
the original phone booth...</i>

295
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,292
Gentlemen?

296
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,086
<i>That I used on my first
visit to the Great Ones</i>

297
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,380
<i>way back in 1989.</i>

298
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,673
<i>The prophecy tells us...</i>

299
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,393
Bill and Ted.

300
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,522
Step forward.

301
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,363
How's it goin'?

302
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,699
Great Ones?

303
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,825
It's, uh...

304
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:10,868
It's good to be back.

305
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,372
What have you got
to say for yourselves?

306
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,710
Be

307
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,922
Excellent to each other.

308
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,716
- And party on, dudes.
- Yeah.

309
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,178
Twenty-five years ago,

310
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,014
Wyld Stallyns played a concert

311
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,183
at the Grand Canyon.

312
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,266
That's true.

313
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,978
One month ago,

314
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,106
you played the Elks Lodge

315
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,399
in Barstow, California,
for 40 people,

316
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,694
most of whom were there only
because it was $2 taco night,

317
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,279
whatever the hell that means.

318
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,199
- Well, yeah. We did!
- Yeah. We did!

319
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,788
You were supposed to
unite the world in song.

320
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,504
According to her father,

321
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,549
a song created
by Preston/Logan...

322
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,509
That's us, dude.

323
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,929
At a concert performed
by everyone in the band

324
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,932
at 7:17 p.m.,

325
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,143
at MP 46,

326
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,853
that's tonight,

327
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,022
will save reality as we know it,

328
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:25,235
uniting humanity
across all time.

329
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,236
Wait...

330
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,529
I'm sorry.

331
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,531
What?

332
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,200
Did you say,

333
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,662
"Reality as we know it"?

334
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,747
Yes!

335
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,381
[both] Oh!

336
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,516
We need to hear the song

337
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,478
in 77 minutes and 25 seconds.

338
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,315
You have everything you require.

339
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,609
Get to work.

340
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,821
Dude, they totally hate us.

341
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,158
And I've never
even heard of MP 46.

342
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,408
Yeah.

343
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,118
Kelly!

344
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,165
How does a song save reality?

345
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,417
That I can't tell
you, but it has to.

346
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,542
Somehow.

347
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,796
The Great Turntable is tipping.

348
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,175
That there is the center
of space and time.

349
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,845
San Dimas 700
years ago, 7:17 p.m.

350
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,389
My father believed that the song

351
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,266
could be the nexus
point that brings

352
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,976
humanity into
rhythm and harmony.

353
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,812
- How?
- We only discovered this recently,

354
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,357
but without it,
reality will collapse,

355
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,193
and time and space
will cease to exist.

356
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,155
So until 7:17 p.m...

357
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,907
Anything is possible.

358
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,284
And after 7:17 p.m.?

359
00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,497
Without the song, there
is no after 7:17 p.m.

360
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,257
This was my dad's.
He'd want you to have it.

361
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,717
It'll help keep track of
the time in San Dimas.

362
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,685
[Ted] "Sometimes
things don't make sense."

363
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,980
"Until the end of the story."

364
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,274
That's what my dad always said.

365
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:29,943
I'll leave you to it?

366
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,706
Okay.

367
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,375
Now alls we gotta do

368
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,585
is write the greatest
song ever written.

369
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,381
That brings the entire world
into rhythm and harmony.

370
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,384
And saves reality as we know it.

371
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,884
All through...

372
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220
time.

373
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,519
Dude. We've spent our whole life

374
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,646
trying to write the song
that will unite the world.

375
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,150
What makes us think we
can write it in, like, 75 minutes?

376
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,985
Ted, we had to have
written that song.

377
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,029
The people in the
future told us we did.

378
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,989
Yeah. I guess.

379
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158
Which means we
have it in us, dude.

380
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,264
Maybe we just
haven't written it yet.

381
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,079
Maybe we're still gonna.

382
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,998
Well, if we haven't
written it yet,

383
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,875
but we know we're
gonna at some point,

384
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,461
why can't we just
go to the future

385
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,920
when we have written it?

386
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,674
- And take it from ourselves!
- Yeah!

387
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,552
Ted! You have had many

388
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,929
counterintuitive
ideas over the years,

389
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,264
but this is by far

390
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,600
the counterintuitivest
of them all, dude!

391
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,143
Except,

392
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,063
won't that be stealing?

393
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,566
How is that stealing

394
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,652
if we're stealing it
from ourselves, dude?

395
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,572
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

396
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,536
- I hope it still works.
- Yeah.

397
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,292
How far into our future
do you think we gotta go?

398
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,461
It depends on when we
think we wrote that song.

399
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,714
Let's be conservative.
Say, two years?

400
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:15,965
Sounds good, Ted.

401
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,634
Then, once we get the song,

402
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,636
we'll go back home
to right before we left.

403
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,514
And then what?

404
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,934
Unite the world and
save reality, dude.

405
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,854
[powering up]

406
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,982
- Bill, my friend.
- Yes, Ted, my friend?

407
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,026
I have a feeling things
are about to change

408
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,820
in a most outstanding way.

409
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,363
I could not agree more.

410
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,785
[rock music playing]

411
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012
- You okay, dude?
- Yeah.

412
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,556
- You?
- Yeah.

413
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,559
Let's go say hello to
ourselves and get that song.

414
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,185
It's our rusty bucket, dude.

415
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,272
[man singing] <i>To those who rock</i>

416
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,189
Over here, dude.

417
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,650
<i>They say we're talking the
talk But we're walking the walk</i>

418
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,736
Wait. We're playing
<i>Those Who Rock?</i>

419
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,071
Here?

420
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,823
<i>Rock, yeah!</i>

421
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,827
<i>We are those who rock</i> Everybody!

422
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,289
<i>We are those who rock</i>
Clap your hands now!

423
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,333
<i>We are those who rock</i>

424
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,918
<i>Yeah, rock!</i>

425
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,420
Dude, that's us!

426
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,610
Don't look and they
won't see us, dude!

427
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,719
Bill, wait!

428
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,472
Go, go, go!

429
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,517
- Almost at the van!
- Hey, us's, stop!

430
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,355
Oh, hello!

431
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,733
We totally forgot
you were coming.

432
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,443
- Yeah.
- How great to see you.

433
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,488
What are you talking about?
You totally ran away from us.

434
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,283
Look, guys, we know
exactly what you're thinking.

435
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,036
Why would we be playing
Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m.

436
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,539
When, in fact, we have become
such huge rock stars again.

437
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:12,623
Yeah.

438
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,833
Here's the answer.

439
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,210
- Yeah.
- Us being here

440
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,045
is humorously ironic.

441
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,379
Do you believe us?

442
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,133
- No.
- Not at all.

443
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,677
Well, I feel sorry
for you, then.

444
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,429
[sighs]

445
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,432
Dude, I think we came too early.
These other us's don't have the song.

446
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,937
Why don't you go write it yourselves
instead of trying to steal it from us?

447
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,982
You're the one who
couldn't write it, Ted.

448
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,651
[Bill gasps indignantly]

449
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:44,364
Well, you're the one
who lost his wife, Ted.

450
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,533
[both] What?

451
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,951
What are you talking about?

452
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,828
Oh! Here's what happened, Bill.

453
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,039
After you failed
couples therapy,

454
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,959
Liz and Jo were visited by
other thems from the future

455
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,001
who gave them a phone booth

456
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254
and sent them all
through time and space

457
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,130
looking for just one life

458
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,799
where they could
be happy with you!

459
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,049
And guess what?

460
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,219
[both] They didn't find one!

461
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,221
And now we've been
alone for two years

462
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,473
'cause you sent our wives away.

463
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,559
No way.

464
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,185
Yes way!

465
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,604
Our wives have been
gone for two years

466
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,439
and you didn't do
anything about it?

467
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,066
You did, all right.

468
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,318
You went back and
you made it worse.

469
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,695
And guess what else?

470
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,947
Your daughters
won't even talk to you.

471
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,364
What?

472
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,117
You're a dick, Ted.

473
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,412
- You want a piece of me, Ted?
- Ted, he's not worth it!

474
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,872
Hey! It's not worth
it, dude. We gotta go.

475
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,292
Yeah! And save our marriages.

476
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,295
Losers! Has-beens!

477
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,255
- Whatever!
- Stop fighting with yourself!

478
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,590
Flashes in the pans!

479
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,841
Stop fighting with yourself!

480
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,013
That did not go well.

481
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,683
Yeah. And your you is a
very contentious dickweed.

482
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,352
Bill, we gotta go back
and talk with Liz and Jo.

483
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,436
On it, dude.

484
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:09,073
Please, Mother, Dad
said Preston/Logan

485
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,284
and everyone in
the band will unite...

486
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,786
I remember what
he said. Every word.

487
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,360
Well, then, give them a chance.

488
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,831
I gave them a chance

489
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,708
and everything they
could possibly need,

490
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:19,833
but they bolted.

491
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,502
Kelly,

492
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,131
you know your father
and I agreed on everything,

493
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,258
but there are
other interpretations

494
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,968
of the information
he was acting on.

495
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,428
I'm aware of that.

496
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,348
Many on the council
believe that it is, in fact,

497
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,058
the death of Bill and Ted

498
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:36,809
that will bring the new epoch.

499
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,313
Well, I disagree
with that completely!

500
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,315
That's atrocious!

501
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,318
Well, maybe someday
when you're the Great Leader,

502
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,653
you can make the decisions

503
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,529
that will affect all
time and space.

504
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,740
You could just say "Leader."

505
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,534
- So pretentious.
- Is it ready?

506
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,138
[man] Yes, Great
Leader. It should be.

507
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,414
- [Great Leader] "Should be"?
- Is.

508
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,791
Madam.

509
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,209
Do you know who I am?

510
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,673
Yes, Great Leader.

511
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:13,805
You know what to do.

512
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,350
You must not fail.

513
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,309
Must

514
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,477
not

515
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,146
fail.

516
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,073
I cannot believe you're
gonna kill Bill and Ted!

517
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,033
Dad would be so mad at you.

518
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,035
We're out of options, Kel.

519
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,871
The unravelling
has already begun.

520
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,724
Future dude! You're back?

521
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,435
I'm looking for your fathers.
Have they been here?

522
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,562
No.

523
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,070
Where are our dads?

524
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,840
They're in a
tribulation, aren't they?

525
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,905
They are.

526
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,551
Listen, you didn't see
a scary-looking robot

527
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,409
from the future, did you?

528
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,492
What? No.

529
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,079
My mom, who overreacts
about everything

530
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,373
- just sent one.
- To get our dads?

531
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,250
Don't worry. I won't
let that happen.

532
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,127
Well, we're trying
to help 'em, too.

533
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:28,962
Hey.

534
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,132
Hey, this can go, like...

535
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,716
like...

536
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,053
like, anywhere, right?
Like, all throughout time?

537
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,264
That's correct,
but I need to stay.

538
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,558
My guess is that
my mom's emissary

539
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,744
will be looking for them here.

540
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:42,602
[Billie] Well,

541
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,725
Thea and I were gonna
help our dads with their music

542
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,165
by putting together
samples for 'em.

543
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:48,625
Yeah, but now it appears we
could put together an actual band.

544
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,210
[Billie] I mean, it's just
them, and they're all alone!

545
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,314
[Thea] Hey, so, do you mind

546
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,338
while you stay here and wait
for the scary-looking robot,

547
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,922
you could show us
how to use the booth?

548
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,787
Dude, we gotta remember.

549
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,079
Make it better, not worse!

550
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,540
Yeah. I hope
they're still there.

551
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,835
It's just that the job that
they've been given, it is...

552
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,378
- Impossible.
- Impossible.

553
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:10,505
[door opens]

554
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,672
- Joanna!
- Elizabeth!

555
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,466
- Hi!
- We need to talk to you.

556
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,009
And we're back.

557
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,886
This is super
important, Dr. Wood.

558
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,347
We just saw ourselves
two years in the future.

559
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:20,866
Wait, you're
time-travelling again?

560
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,391
Only to save
reality as we know it.

561
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,517
Okay. Maybe...

562
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,478
But we just found out
something way worse.

563
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,104
- You're leaving us.
- What?

564
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,273
- What? No, we're not.
- No, are we?

565
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,942
Yes. You are.

566
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,611
Yeah. And you have
real good reason to, Jo.

567
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,154
'Cause we seriously appear

568
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,489
to be living in our van.

569
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,200
Dude, we are totally
living in that van.

570
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,743
And I'm drinking way too much.

571
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,079
- Darling, you don't even drink.
- [Ted] Not yet.

572
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,789
But I'm going to. A lot.

573
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,624
- What?
- Yeah. And the lying.

574
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,085
You cannot believe
what liars we are.

575
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,129
Yeah, desperate,
pathetic, lying losers.

576
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,482
Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

577
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,132
Okay, let's stop for a moment

578
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,968
and take notice of the dynamic.

579
00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:00,137
Threatened by the
thought of losing your...

580
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,390
- Princesses.
- Sure. That's a word.

581
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,308
No, we actually are princesses.

582
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,602
We were born in 1410.1408.

583
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,564
Okay. What about us leaving you?

584
00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:10,647
Oh, man.

585
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,900
That's totally why we're here.

586
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,987
Yeah. To prove that we're not
the losers we just saw we were.

587
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,155
Even though those
loser us's tried to tell us

588
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,490
not to come and talk to you.

589
00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:21,868
Yeah. Like we were
somehow gonna make it worse.

590
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,119
[laughs awkwardly]

591
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,454
But we're not
making it worse, right?

592
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,206
Elizabeth?

593
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,708
Joanna?

594
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,084
Dr. Wood?

595
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,755
Dude, we totally made it worse.

596
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,591
- We'll be back.
- And make it better.

597
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,344
When you say 1408,
you mean the year...

598
00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,179
- One last thing.
- Yeah.

599
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,765
Older yous from the future
are just about to show up

600
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:45,849
to take you on a trip

601
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,435
in search of a
happy life with us.

602
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,979
Don't go. 'Cause you're
not gonna find one.

603
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,355
Yeah, but you're gonna go.

604
00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,356
- So, don't go.
- So, go?

605
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,150
No. I guess, go.

606
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:56,068
[both] We love you guys.

607
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,485
We're gonna fix it.

608
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,577
That went terrible, dude.

609
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,370
Two years forward
was clearly not enough.

610
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,705
Let's try five this time.

611
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,457
Dude, I miss Liz already.

612
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,125
Hang in there, Ted.

613
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,127
Things are about to
get a whole lot better.

614
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:14,462
What time is it, dude?

615
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,964
[Ted] Fifty-eight minutes.

616
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,382
Okay, let's go.

617
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,190
Actually, we have to go, too.

618
00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:38,110
Right. Those older us's
they referred to are outside.

619
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,554
I'm a little bit nervous to
time-travel again, to be honest.

620
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,841
As am I. We haven't time-traveled
in more than two decades.

621
00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:43,884
- No, I know.
- You know what, ladies?

622
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,427
I'd like to recommend
we see each other

623
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,745
a minimum of two to three,

624
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,664
five days a week.

625
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,666
- All right, then.
- Lovely. Thank you.

626
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:52,917
[electricity zapping]

627
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,718
No. No.

628
00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:03,885
No!

629
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,191
- Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!

630
00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:20,194
It worked.

631
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:21,696
Most indubitably.

632
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,441
[Billie] You sure this is it?

633
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:26,826
[blues guitar solo playing]

634
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,108
Uh... Excuse me,
Mr. Jimi Hendrix?

635
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,611
Can I just say it is an honor
to be in your presence, dude?

636
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,572
<i>Electric Ladyland.</i>

637
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,365
What can we even say?

638
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,491
Who are you two?

639
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:08,951
Oh. Um...

640
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,704
Wilhelmina Billie S. Logan
and Thea Theodora Preston.

641
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:15,624
Yeah, we're here for our dads,
to help them unite the world.

642
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,169
Like, no exaggeration,
literally unite the world.

643
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,920
By putting together
a killer band for 'em,

644
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,440
and we had to
start with you, dude.

645
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,715
So, question...

646
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,177
how would you like to be a
key part of this epochal song?

647
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,054
[Jimi] Huh...

648
00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,471
No.

649
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,022
Dude, we have to
have Jimi Hendrix.

650
00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,314
Yeah.

651
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,776
But how are we gonna
get him to be in a band

652
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,299
with people he
hasn't even heard of?

653
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,528
Well, okay.

654
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,490
Who's somebody he has heard of?

655
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,160
[jazz music playing]

656
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,562
<i>Oh, when the saints</i>

657
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,189
<i>Go marching in</i>

658
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:24,360
<i>Oh, when the
saints go marching in</i>

659
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:28,739
<i>Well, I want to
be in that number</i>

660
00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:31,909
<i>Oh, when the
saints go marching in</i>

661
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:34,995
All right, all right,
all right. All right.

662
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,124
Can I help you, young ladies?

663
00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:40,501
Uh... We're so sorry.

664
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:44,088
Please excuse us,
Mr. Armstrong, sir.

665
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,298
Uh...

666
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:49,343
Might we have a word with you?

667
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:52,138
[Jimi playing guitar on video]

668
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:55,349
So, that is <i>Amazing Grace</i>

669
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,726
played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix.

670
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,812
Who's in the band.

671
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,735
And specifically requested
your presence, so...

672
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,023
And here's why.

673
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,207
Your improvisations,
obviously influenced

674
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,777
by Bunk Johnson
and King Oliver...

675
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,279
Yeah, but ultimately
<i>sui generis.</i>

676
00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,239
Totally inspired him, sir.

677
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,657
You gotta come see this, fellas.

678
00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,186
[man 1 ] What
you got there, Lou?

679
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,910
You liberated all music, dude.

680
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:16,394
[man 2] Hey, what's
that doohickey?

681
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,205
Ooh!

682
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,130
[Ted] Damn it.

683
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,260
We did it!

684
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,262
Dude, look at where we live!

685
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,347
One song did all this?

686
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,266
Ted, what if it
wasn't just one song?

687
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,102
What if after we wrote it
and saved the universe,

688
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:42,688
a dam broke and the songs
just kept comin' and comin'?

689
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,189
Oh, yeah.

690
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,567
[rock music playing]

691
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:53,240
[older Bill] Hello!

692
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,826
Younger us's, hello!

693
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,578
- Hello!
- Hello!

694
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,914
This time, we
were expecting you.

695
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,917
Yes, and unlike those
sad Open Mic blokes

696
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,084
from three years ago...

697
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,086
We are now finally able

698
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,796
to muster some
compassion for them.

699
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,341
We actually do have...

700
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,051
[both] ...the goods.

701
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,930
To your futures.

702
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,225
- We did it, dude.
- Yeah!

703
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,227
[all] Cheers!

704
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,276
So, uh, why do you both
have English accents?

705
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:33,113
Uh... Funny story. Please.

706
00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:38,118
Once Bill and I were knighted,

707
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,205
things got so good
with Liz and Jo

708
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,207
that we decided, as families,

709
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:47,336
to start summering
in medieval England.

710
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,631
And I suppose it just
bloody well rubbed off!

711
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,052
And I can't say how
chuffed we are about it.

712
00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:56,553
Oh!

713
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,514
[both] That is such a relief!

714
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,352
I must say,

715
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,146
as much as I disliked
those previous us's,

716
00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:07,439
I like these us's.

717
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:10,109
Yeah. I didn't have a big
problem with that other me,

718
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,820
but I do like this
other me even more.

719
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:13,904
Yeah.

720
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,283
Enough talking, mates.

721
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,577
Are you ready...
for everything...

722
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,040
[both] ...to change?

723
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,876
[music plays over headphones]

724
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:32,840
Whoa.

725
00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:48,605
That is truly...

726
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,942
the most amazing song...

727
00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:54,528
I have ever heard.

728
00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:57,448
[Ted] It's great.

729
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,576
Honestly, I wouldn't have
thought we had it in us.

730
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:02,369
Ah.

731
00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:04,580
But you do!

732
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,540
And now it's time...

733
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,045
to get it out to the world.

734
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:12,671
[guitar riff plays]

735
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:13,755
Yeah!

736
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,971
I'll never forget you, Sir Bill.

737
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:22,973
Right back at you, Billie boyo.

738
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,936
So long, I guess.

739
00:36:28,896 --> 00:36:29,896
And thanks!

740
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,105
Yeah.

741
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:32,691
So long.

742
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,276
[older Bill] Tallyho!

743
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,114
Marvelous!

744
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,159
[Bill] Ted, why were you acting
so weird with yourself, dude?

745
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,745
I don't know. I always seem
to act weird with myself.

746
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,955
Yeah, you do! You
gotta get over that, dude.

747
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,290
We got the song!

748
00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,544
[both] Dave Grohl!

749
00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:54,630
Who are you guys?

750
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,882
What're you doin' in my house?

751
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,384
Oh, no.

752
00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:03,472
No, no, no.

753
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,308
[panting]

754
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,065
Now we'll wait for
those other us's

755
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,109
to go back and
change everything.

756
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,112
To our lives getting
a whole lot better.

757
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,237
Yeah.

758
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,660
Ted, seriously, slow
down on the vodka, dude.

759
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,123
You guys totally lied to us!

760
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,542
Why haven't you taken the
song back to San Dimas?

761
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,961
Maybe 'cause it's not our song!

762
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,587
Poppycock!

763
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,506
It's Dave Grohl's!

764
00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,925
And he's outside right
now calling the cops.

765
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,763
Ted, I told you Dave
Grohl came back this week.

766
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:46,367
Totally thought he
came back next week.

767
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:48,434
What were you
guys even thinking?

768
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:50,936
Just 'cause you two couldn't
come up with a great song...

769
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,104
And Dave Grohl did!

770
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,027
Doesn't mean we should
be punished for that.

771
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:56,775
We're not gonna do it.

772
00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,610
You have to!

773
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,822
It's your only chance
to get our wives back.

774
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:03,699
You were lying about that?

775
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,451
Of course we were lying.

776
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,494
Oh, man.

777
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,496
Yeah, they don't want
anything to do with you!

778
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,081
'Cause they traveled
all through time

779
00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,292
and finally realized
you are losers.

780
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,335
Yeah, 'cause you
make bad choices.

781
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,336
Like this.

782
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,715
Now, take the song!

783
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,508
Guys, seriously,

784
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,802
you don't have
to pull guns on us.

785
00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:26,138
Yeah? Watch what
happens when we don't.

786
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:27,763
[gun clicks]

787
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,474
See?

788
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,478
I have to admit,
Bill. You were right.

789
00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,187
Ted!

790
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,648
- You have to do it.
- Yeah!

791
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:38,108
- Our life is hell!
- Yeah!

792
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,544
And if you don't go
back and change it...

793
00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:40,568
Change it!

794
00:38:40,611 --> 00:38:41,653
[older Bill groans]

795
00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:44,406
[siren wailing]

796
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:56,418
This ends now. The
lies, the delusions.

797
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,795
I'm done with him. I'm
done with both of them.

798
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,214
You're not gonna kill Ted, Dad.

799
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:02,257
He broke into
Dave Grohl's house!

800
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,592
Dad, slow down.

801
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,035
We don't have
the whole story yet.

802
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,516
[both] Can't get away
from us, Bill and Ted.

803
00:39:11,058 --> 00:39:12,243
Ted, they're right. They're us.

804
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,977
They remember
everything we're gonna do!

805
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,146
That means we gotta do something

806
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:17,773
we can't possibly remember.

807
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,399
Shoot 'em.

808
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,989
Oh, no. They're
gonna do the thing.

809
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,074
Oh!

810
00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:27,991
I was hoping

811
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,595
they wouldn't
remember that this time.

812
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,119
[both groan]

813
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,830
No one leaves the building.

814
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,388
[Bill] Dude, what do we do?

815
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,181
[Ted] No idea, that's the point!

816
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,641
[Bill] I'm confused!

817
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,808
[Ted] Me, too!

818
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,942
Ted, that totally worked!

819
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,903
Yeah. Maybe we should always
not know what we're doing.

820
00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:05,987
Time.

821
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,698
[Ted] Forty-seven minutes.

822
00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,275
All right, we gotta keep
going further into the future.

823
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,369
At some point, we
must've written that song.

824
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,204
- Try in five years.
- Okay.

825
00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:20,001
Dude.

826
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:21,628
What's that?

827
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,087
[Bill] I don't know.

828
00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,340
But it's most alarming.

829
00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:28,427
- Bill?
- I'm tr yin', dude.

830
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,137
- Bill?
- Almost there, dude.

831
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:31,554
Bill!

832
00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:33,556
I got it!

833
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:39,730
[yelling]

834
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:40,938
[siren wails]

835
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,373
Come on! You again? I said no.

836
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,667
To us. But I bet you
can't say no to this man.

837
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,545
Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet
Mr. Louis Armstrong.

838
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:06,757
That lick you played
was the cat's meow, man.

839
00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:09,468
It's blues, but also...

840
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,928
What's the word you
used, young ladies?

841
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,014
- [both] Psychedelic.
- Psychedelic.

842
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,682
Exactly.

843
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,644
Very funny, whoever you are.

844
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,730
Louis Armstrong's,
like, 65 years old.

845
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,315
Dude, dude, I told you

846
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,584
we should've gotten older Louis.

847
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:25,984
It was your idea, too!

848
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:31,948
Well, the young ladies
picked me up in 1922, Jim.

849
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,117
Which supports both
that we're putting together

850
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,827
a most extraordinary band...

851
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,954
Yeah. And that we are doing so

852
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,539
by traveling all
throughout time.

853
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,416
Come on, give me a break.

854
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:43,960
[playing blues tune]

855
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,348
Oh! He dug that jive, eh?

856
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:58,409
[Louis] <i>Potato Head Blues?</i>

857
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,559
What kind of title is that?

858
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,770
[Billy] A definitive
one, Mr. Armstrong.

859
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,772
[Louis] So, what
you're all saying

860
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:07,859
is that you love a song
that I wrote in my future?

861
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,319
Which is in your past.

862
00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:12,155
But we're all here
in this present.

863
00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:15,409
Which is actually the past?

864
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,661
Exactly, gentlemen.

865
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,162
[chuckles] Ooh!

866
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:20,372
Fascinating.

867
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,168
[classical music playing]

868
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,343
<i>Herr</i> Mozart. Now we're talkin'.

869
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,402
[electric guitar playing along]

870
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:08,837
[inhales sharply]

871
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,137
[music continues]

872
00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,150
[music continues]

873
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:54,925
[speaking German]

874
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,685
Yeah! Hey, Wolfie.

875
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:08,562
Jimi.

876
00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:17,781
Dude, the future totally
sent a killer robot after us.

877
00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,908
That's why we gotta
find the song, dude.

878
00:44:20,242 --> 00:44:21,952
[metallic clanging]

879
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:26,998
[men chanting] Death!

880
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,960
Hopeless, helpless dying breath.

881
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:33,213
Hopeless, helpless dying breath.

882
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,966
This can't possibly
be the song, dude.

883
00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,009
- Pain!
- Pain!

884
00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,135
- Death!
- Death!

885
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:43,473
Welcome to the end!

886
00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,853
No way!

887
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,146
- Enough! Stop!
- Enough! Stop!

888
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:53,650
Come forward.

889
00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:56,611
How's it goin', Bill and Ted?

890
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,280
How'd you like our song?

891
00:44:58,822 --> 00:45:00,448
- Is that a song?
- Yes!

892
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,826
It's a little on the dark side,

893
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,703
but, you know, that's cool.

894
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:06,997
Why are you guys in prison?

895
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,165
Oh, maybe because
you guys left us

896
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,334
to take the fall five years ago.

897
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,669
Oh.

898
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,192
That's funny, 'cause for us
it's only, like, five minutes ago.

899
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:17,757
So, we'll be leaving now.

900
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,051
You're not goin'
anywhere, pretty boy.

901
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,929
We've been waiting for
years to make things right.

902
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,514
But everything's
gonna be different.

903
00:45:25,015 --> 00:45:28,685
'Cause unlike those last
us's, we actually have a song.

904
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:29,895
Is it a song?

905
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:31,104
[both] Yes!

906
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:35,025
Bill, Ted, seriously, we
can't take that song back.

907
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,028
Oh, you're not
taking it back, Curly.

908
00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:39,821
We're taking it back!

909
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,489
You're gonna stay here and rot

910
00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:44,242
and we're gonna go get
lives and our wives back!

911
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,535
And unite the world!

912
00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:46,619
And save reality!

913
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,330
- You are?
- [both] Yes!

914
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,128
Freeze, Preston/Logan.

915
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,631
You know what happens
if he kills them, dude.

916
00:45:57,881 --> 00:45:59,257
He kills us, dude.

917
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:02,843
Hold on!

918
00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:04,638
You want some
Bill and Ted, punk?

919
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:08,599
Get him!

920
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:11,644
Pain. Pain, pain.

921
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,814
That was not a song.

922
00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:20,737
That was horrible, dude.

923
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,214
Those are the
worst us's yet, dude!

924
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,490
Yeah. They did save us, though.

925
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:24,491
Yeah.

926
00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:25,658
Oh, no!

927
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,577
- Jo!
- Liz!

928
00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,329
- Oh, hi!
- How's it goin'?

929
00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:31,665
- Good.
- Oh, my God, is that you?

930
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,918
- No, no, no!
- We love you guys.

931
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,228
- You've gotta go.
- You should probably go.

932
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:37,253
- All right.
- Okay.

933
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:38,522
- We're gonna fix it!
- I got it.

934
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,215
Oh, good Lord. Oh, good heavens.

935
00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:46,513
Dude, what now?

936
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,139
The watch says sometimes things

937
00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:49,700
don't make sense till
the end of the story.

938
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:50,558
So?

939
00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:52,923
Maybe we gotta go all the
way to the end to find out, Ted.

940
00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:57,148
Most... non-triumphant.

941
00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,859
Pull yourself together.
You're a robot!

942
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,696
<i>Get to where they're
going next and wait.</i>

943
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,032
We are running out of time.

944
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,954
[flute music playing]

945
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,586
[Billy] The myth of Ling
Lun turns out to be true, T.

946
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,089
[Thea] I know. And she's a she.

947
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:23,758
[speaking German]

948
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,017
[flute music continues]

949
00:47:39,274 --> 00:47:40,734
[speaking Cantonese]

950
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,402
[speaking German]

951
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:44,403
Oh.

952
00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:52,787
- [playing flute]
- Hey, you wanna be in our band?

953
00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,288
Yeah.

954
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,839
[playing flute]

955
00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:05,133
[speaking German]

956
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,427
[Thea] Grom. You're
gonna love her.

957
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,638
Ling Lun says she's the
greatest drummer of all time.

958
00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:14,434
[percussion music playing]

959
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:15,602
What?

960
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:31,493
[Thea] Hello. Excuse me.
Hi. Miss... Miss Grom...

961
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:33,453
[speaking German]

962
00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,542
Well, I'm trying to save
the world, too, Mother.

963
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,378
It's not like your
generation's done that great.

964
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,779
Oh! It's getting worse and
worse here, if you were wondering.

965
00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,263
Ah! Well, the Sahara Desert just
showed up in San Dimas, Mother.

966
00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:54,849
Queen Elizabeth
is looking right at it.

967
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,521
No. No, I'm not gonna
tell you where I am.

968
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,898
Because how do I
know you won't send

969
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,733
your killer robot after me, Mom?

970
00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:08,780
I gotta go, Mom.

971
00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:15,203
This is bad. This
is really happening.

972
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:16,578
What's happening?

973
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,706
[Thea and Billy] Whoa ho!

974
00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:19,790
Kid Cudi!

975
00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:22,861
[Billy] Hey, how's
it goin', dude?

976
00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:25,623
Can someone please tell
me what the hell is happening?

977
00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:28,466
Basically all time and
space are about to end

978
00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:31,261
unless their dads come
up with a song by 7:17 p.m.

979
00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,096
- Wait. What?
- Wait. What?

980
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,223
We thought this
was about the music.

981
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,809
It is. It's also about the
end of space and time.

982
00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,395
Dude, this is way
worse than we thought.

983
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,773
So, this is some kind of error
in our holographic dual field?

984
00:49:44,274 --> 00:49:45,650
Or is it a Wilsonian loop

985
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,068
causing a temporal singularity?

986
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,863
Well, seems to me your
classical tautological causal circuit.

987
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,323
I don't know. Seems like
textbook entanglement to me.

988
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:53,825
I must say, your understanding

989
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,827
of our dire circumstance
is most impressive.

990
00:49:56,244 --> 00:49:57,930
You should put it to good
use and help us save reality!

991
00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:58,788
Yeah!

992
00:49:58,872 --> 00:50:00,808
That's great. 'Cause it is
the end of space and time.

993
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:01,832
Right.

994
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,211
Mr. Armstrong,
Mr. Hendrix, <i>Herr</i> Mozart,

995
00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:07,881
Miss Grom, Miss
Ling Lun, and Mr. Cudi,

996
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,483
we're gonna take you
into our dads' studio

997
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,507
and start practicing.

998
00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:11,735
So that when our
dads get back here

999
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,112
with the song that
will unite the world,

1000
00:50:13,136 --> 00:50:14,304
you guys can play it for 'em.

1001
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:15,679
Sound good?

1002
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,266
Let's get practicing.

1003
00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:22,353
Bogus.

1004
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:29,861
Oops.

1005
00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,322
I'm so sorry, Great Leader.

1006
00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:34,324
No.

1007
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,118
No.

1008
00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,622
Oh, no.

1009
00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:43,875
[all yelling]

1010
00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,214
Are you okay?

1011
00:50:50,465 --> 00:50:51,465
I think so, dude.

1012
00:50:51,925 --> 00:50:52,925
Are you okay?

1013
00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:54,676
I think so, dude.

1014
00:50:55,345 --> 00:50:56,345
[thud]

1015
00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:57,763
Dude, where are we?

1016
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,522
Are you guys okay?

1017
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,900
[Kelly] My mother
just had me killed.

1018
00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,444
I didn't think she'd
actually do it, but she did.

1019
00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:12,946
[loud rumbling]

1020
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,377
Our sincerest apologies that
we're here, great musicians.

1021
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:30,255
We just wanted to help our dads.

1022
00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:35,551
Which we clearly
utterly failed at.

1023
00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:37,178
[creatures screeching]

1024
00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:56,321
Time?

1025
00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,158
6:48 p.m.

1026
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,583
[both] Whoa.

1027
00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:16,384
Dude!

1028
00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,096
Are Jo and Liz here?

1029
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:21,930
Yes.

1030
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,148
And no.

1031
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,111
What did you mean

1032
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,613
"yes and no"?

1033
00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:41,743
There are infinite pasts.

1034
00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:46,247
Each is entangled
with infinite futures.

1035
00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,333
So, what are you ea yin'?

1036
00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:50,460
Where you end up

1037
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,754
all depends

1038
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:54,797
on what happens

1039
00:52:55,757 --> 00:52:56,757
with this.

1040
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,091
Is that...

1041
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,971
It's the answer to everything.

1042
00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,017
It's called...

1043
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,228
"Face The Music."

1044
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:12,690
[clicks device]

1045
00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,233
[rock music playing]

1046
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,320
Dudes...

1047
00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,489
who is that on guitar?

1048
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:21,491
It's you two.

1049
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,535
It is us.

1050
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,995
[turns off music]

1051
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:31,793
[breathes raspily]

1052
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,587
<i>Face The Music.</i>

1053
00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:38,299
Preston/Logan!

1054
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:42,762
Recorded at 7:17 p.m.

1055
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:46,224
At MP 46.

1056
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,519
It's in your hands now.

1057
00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,855
Go make it happen.

1058
00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:55,024
Thank you, wise old us's.

1059
00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:56,109
Yeah.

1060
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,620
I just wanna say
thank you, Bill,

1061
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,957
for all the times you've
been there for me.

1062
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,753
I feel like I never
really knew you, Ted.

1063
00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:17,880
[grunts]

1064
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,216
That's my fault.

1065
00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:24,262
I never truly opened
myself up to you.

1066
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:28,933
The truth is, I looked
at you and saw myself.

1067
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:33,771
Yeah. I know. Me, too.

1068
00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:39,235
I'm sorry for the times
I let you down, Bill.

1069
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,362
You never have, Bill.

1070
00:54:42,864 --> 00:54:44,031
You never have.

1071
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:50,955
Oh!

1072
00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:53,583
[speaking foreign language]

1073
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:56,836
I'll never forget you, Bill.

1074
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,795
Ever.

1075
00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,259
Catch you later, Ted.

1076
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,852
Catch you later, Bill and Ted.

1077
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,278
They're nice boys.

1078
00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:23,529
Yeah.

1079
00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:27,742
Dude! We got the
actual real song!

1080
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,559
Now all's we gotta
do is figure out

1081
00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:31,059
how to unite the
whole world with it.

1082
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,163
And save reality.

1083
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,330
Yeah.

1084
00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,666
- Dude!
- What?

1085
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,084
The booth is gone.

1086
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,085
What?

1087
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:40,630
Where did it go?

1088
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:44,342
I don't know. Let's go back
and ask those wise old us's.

1089
00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:46,177
Yeah. I hope we're still alive.

1090
00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,307
Freeze, Preston/Logan.

1091
00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:53,601
Oh, this is exactly what
we don't need right now.

1092
00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:56,729
We can't. We gotta get
back to the present, like, now.

1093
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:59,106
Yeah. Look, we know
you were sent here

1094
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,733
to kill us if we
didn't have the song.

1095
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,861
But we actually do
have the song now, so...

1096
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:06,697
Wait. You have the song?

1097
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,618
Oh.

1098
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,702
Uh...

1099
00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:15,039
Mistakes were made.

1100
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,584
Apologies are given.

1101
00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:21,629
You're forgiven. No problem.
But we gotta go, robot dude.

1102
00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:25,007
Wait! No, must expiate guilt.

1103
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,885
For what? We're
fine, dude. Let us go!

1104
00:56:27,969 --> 00:56:28,970
For

1105
00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:30,763
murdering family.

1106
00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,015
Wait. What?

1107
00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:34,642
What are you talking about?

1108
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,771
I lasered your daughters.

1109
00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:40,398
You lasered them?

1110
00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:42,316
You lasered our daughters?

1111
00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:43,693
[both] Where are they?

1112
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,236
Daughters are

1113
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:47,404
in Hell.

1114
00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:50,157
[both] You sent our
daughters to Hell?

1115
00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:51,909
[glitches]

1116
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,287
We have to go get them.

1117
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:56,788
Shoot us.

1118
00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,959
I can't shoot you.
You have the song.

1119
00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:03,462
Well, guess what?

1120
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,298
Now there's no song.

1121
00:57:05,590 --> 00:57:07,425
Now you got no choice, Robot.

1122
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,051
You gotta kill us.

1123
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:13,180
[weapon whining]

1124
00:57:20,313 --> 00:57:21,397
Can no longer take life.

1125
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,441
What?

1126
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,901
Failure. Failure.
Failure. Failure.

1127
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,110
Dude,

1128
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,822
we need this guy to laser us
but he appears to be having

1129
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,282
some kind of nervous breakdown.

1130
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,951
Shoot us, Robot!

1131
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,786
I can't. I'm a failure.

1132
00:57:36,829 --> 00:57:38,456
I don't even deserve
to live, you know?

1133
00:57:38,581 --> 00:57:39,415
[both] Shoot us!

1134
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:41,417
Can't do it. Shoot myself.

1135
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,960
- Wait, don't!
- You can't!

1136
00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:44,754
We gotta go save
Billie and Thea.

1137
00:57:45,046 --> 00:57:46,297
- Let's do it!
- Yeah.

1138
00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:49,508
I'm so sorry!
Goodbye, cruel world!

1139
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:50,925
[both gasp]

1140
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:56,931
It worked!

1141
00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,266
Yeah!

1142
00:57:59,018 --> 00:58:00,018
[rumbling]

1143
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:03,856
[robot] ...world!

1144
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:07,360
That is unexpected.

1145
00:58:07,610 --> 00:58:09,362
Yeah. How can a robot even die?

1146
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,113
Let's find the girls.

1147
00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,450
Can I come with you?

1148
00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,410
[creature screeching]

1149
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:17,787
He did kill us.

1150
00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:20,915
Come on, Robot!

1151
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,502
Wait. I have a name.

1152
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,129
It's Dennis.

1153
00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:29,382
Dennis McCoy.

1154
00:58:29,674 --> 00:58:31,425
Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy.

1155
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,886
- Thea!
- Billie!

1156
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:37,056
Dennis Caleb McCoy.
That's the full name.

1157
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,474
Let's go, dude!

1158
00:58:39,809 --> 00:58:41,936
[Dennis] I feel
gratitude. Gratitude.

1159
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,269
Okay, we get it.

1160
00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:45,189
You're a grateful,
totally insecure,

1161
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:48,109
somehow dead robot
named Dennis Caleb McCoy.

1162
00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:50,569
- Thea!
- Billie!

1163
00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:54,323
How're we gonna find them, dude?

1164
00:58:54,532 --> 00:58:55,616
I don't know, dude.

1165
00:58:55,783 --> 00:58:57,535
Yeah, I don't even know, dude.

1166
00:59:00,496 --> 00:59:02,665
[Bill and Ted] Thea! Billie!

1167
00:59:06,836 --> 00:59:07,836
Great Leader?

1168
00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,131
Bill and Ted are
dead. Did it work?

1169
00:59:14,844 --> 00:59:15,844
No.

1170
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:17,722
Nothing is working.

1171
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,145
They were very nice.
Very nice. Good group.

1172
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,856
- Group?
- Yeah. They went that way.

1173
00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:28,356
Thanks, demons.

1174
00:59:28,441 --> 00:59:29,501
- You betcha.
- Enjoy Hell, y'all.

1175
00:59:29,525 --> 00:59:31,002
- Thanks, demons.
- Have a good time, boys.

1176
00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,153
I know that's strange.

1177
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,404
What is that, a robot?

1178
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,156
Yeah, that's a robot in Hell.

1179
00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:37,199
- Thea?
- Billie?

1180
00:59:37,825 --> 00:59:39,118
- Thea?
- Billie!

1181
00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:40,953
No!

1182
00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,916
- [Kelly] Apology not accepted, Mother.
- Kelly?

1183
00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:44,457
Oh!

1184
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:46,459
Bill and Ted are here.
Did it work, Mom?

1185
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,336
Yeah. That's what I thought.

1186
00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:50,963
[both] Where are they?

1187
00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:52,464
They're that way.

1188
00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:57,803
I'm Dennis Caleb
McCoy. I am so... No! No.

1189
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,223
Oh, yeah. This is way worse
than the Christmas incident.

1190
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:04,477
And you named him
Dennis? After my ex?

1191
01:00:05,186 --> 01:00:06,187
Get outta here!

1192
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:12,568
[creatures screeching]

1193
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:19,241
- Thea! Billie!
- Billie! Thea!

1194
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:20,825
Dads!

1195
01:00:25,498 --> 01:00:26,498
Dads!

1196
01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:30,294
How're you doin'?

1197
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,796
Well, you know, we're dead.

1198
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,297
And we're in Hell.

1199
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,380
But how're you doin'?

1200
01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:36,049
We're good!

1201
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,134
Yeah. Look who we found.

1202
01:00:38,511 --> 01:00:39,511
Dad?

1203
01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,179
Hi, Ted.

1204
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,141
I was wrong. I
mean, you're here.

1205
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,728
Which implies that you
also traveled through time

1206
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:51,524
and that your wives
actually are princesses.

1207
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:54,193
All of which proves
that it is imperative

1208
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:58,239
that you write the song that
will unite the entire world.

1209
01:00:58,572 --> 01:00:59,990
[both] And save reality.

1210
01:01:01,075 --> 01:01:02,076
Wait, is that new?

1211
01:01:02,451 --> 01:01:03,451
[both] Yeah.

1212
01:01:03,536 --> 01:01:07,623
Well, then, I should help
you instead of criticizing you.

1213
01:01:07,957 --> 01:01:11,335
And I am very, very, very sorry.

1214
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:13,044
Thanks, Dad!

1215
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,965
Yeah, thanks, Chief Logan!

1216
01:01:16,048 --> 01:01:17,633
I wasn't talking to you, Bill.

1217
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,510
Oh. Cool.

1218
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:23,264
Well, Dads, this is the
band we put together for you.

1219
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:26,016
This is Jimi Hendrix,
Louis Armstrong...

1220
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,853
and Mozart, and
Ling Lun, and Grom.

1221
01:01:30,855 --> 01:01:31,939
A pleasure, gentlemen.

1222
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,525
You raised two fine young girls.

1223
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,580
- Thank you.
- [Billy] And this is Kid Cudi

1224
01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:38,487
who's not technically
a historical figure.

1225
01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:40,322
- Kinda am now, I think.
- Yeah.

1226
01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:43,033
It's a great honor
to meet you all.

1227
01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:47,413
Yeah. Welcome to,
and sorry about, Hell.

1228
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:48,622
My bad.

1229
01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:50,124
[speaking German]

1230
01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:52,793
Oh.

1231
01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:54,670
Well, that's Dennis Caleb McCoy.

1232
01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:56,087
We've met.

1233
01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:57,505
He killed us.

1234
01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,508
[Dennis] I'm really sorry

1235
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,386
that I lasered you all.

1236
01:02:03,012 --> 01:02:04,012
And

1237
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,015
I just need to tell you...

1238
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:10,936
[stutters] My name is
Dennis Caleb McCoy, and...

1239
01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:12,354
Thank you, Dennis.

1240
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,940
Well, thanks for
coming to get us.

1241
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,305
How're we gonna get outta here?

1242
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:17,985
We're gonna go talk to Death.

1243
01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:20,630
Well, isn't he still
mad at you guys?

1244
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:21,822
Oh, yeah.

1245
01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:23,824
- And we're still mad at him.
- Yeah.

1246
01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:25,158
Oh.

1247
01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:26,910
Nineteen minutes.

1248
01:02:27,036 --> 01:02:28,287
Everyone, follow us.

1249
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:33,791
[Death] Yes way!

1250
01:02:34,335 --> 01:02:35,419
[laughs]

1251
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,881
Best 75 out of 81.

1252
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,384
- Is he playing Hopscotch by himself?
- [Death] I have bested you again.

1253
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,303
[Bill] He looks miserable, dude.

1254
01:02:45,346 --> 01:02:46,346
[Death] Yes!

1255
01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,474
Dude, he's cheating!

1256
01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:49,599
Yes!

1257
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:50,809
[creatures screech]

1258
01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:54,021
- Take a hike.
- Let's go, dude.

1259
01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:54,980
Good luck, Dads.

1260
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,315
- Be sweet.
- Okay.

1261
01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:57,690
Okay.

1262
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:03,197
[both] Hey, Death.

1263
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:07,493
Why, if it isn't
the Wyld Stallyns.

1264
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:11,330
Have you come to sue me again?

1265
01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,998
No, Death. Not at all.

1266
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,209
No. We just need
to talk to you, Death.

1267
01:03:16,377 --> 01:03:17,878
Talk to the hand.

1268
01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:21,966
It will only take
a second, dude.

1269
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,258
[Death vocalizing]

1270
01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:25,177
- [Ted] Death!
- [Bill] Come on, dude.

1271
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:30,724
[Death] Who is it?

1272
01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:32,017
Bill and Ted.

1273
01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:36,563
What? Did your
restraining order run out?

1274
01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:38,732
Did the judge change his mind?

1275
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,443
So, now I am allowed
to get close to you?

1276
01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:43,362
Hmm? Is this too close?

1277
01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:44,445
Death.

1278
01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:46,907
We didn't want to sue you, dude.

1279
01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:49,702
- Remember, be sweet, dude.
- You're right.

1280
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:53,497
You tried to take the
name Wyld Stallyns.

1281
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:55,541
I was Wyld Stallyns.

1282
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,292
What are you talking about?

1283
01:03:57,543 --> 01:04:00,295
You kicked me out because
you was jealous of me.

1284
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:02,006
- No, no, no, dude.
- Yes, yes, yes.

1285
01:04:02,131 --> 01:04:03,841
You quit the band to
go out on your own!

1286
01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:05,759
You wouldn't let me play!

1287
01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:08,429
Dude, you were playing
40-minute bass solos.

1288
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,930
No one but you could play!

1289
01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,890
I was in the groove!

1290
01:04:11,974 --> 01:04:12,974
What?

1291
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:14,977
Those 40-minute solos,

1292
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:17,771
that was the highlight
of your shows.

1293
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,066
It's no wonder you
went down in the tubes.

1294
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:26,947
What're we gonna do?

1295
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:29,491
Oh!

1296
01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:31,744
Death, the reason
we came here is 'cause

1297
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,620
we have to play a
song at some place

1298
01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:36,081
called MP 46, like, right now.

1299
01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:39,752
All of time is gonna
fold in on itself, dude.

1300
01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:43,380
I have been demoted down here

1301
01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:47,217
because I took two
so-called "friends" back up

1302
01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:49,887
who should not
have gone back up.

1303
01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,054
So, if that is why you're
here... [blows raspberry]

1304
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,683
Sorry, not sorry.

1305
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,060
Bye!

1306
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,814
- What now?
- I don't know, dude.

1307
01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,900
Dads, we have an idea.

1308
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,068
You mind if we try?

1309
01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:06,171
I mean, the dude is the most
rad bass player, like, ever.

1310
01:05:06,195 --> 01:05:07,195
Yeah.

1311
01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:10,198
Please.

1312
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,867
- Okay.
- Come on.

1313
01:05:12,493 --> 01:05:14,286
- All right.
- He's kind of a dick.

1314
01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:15,453
Okay.

1315
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,585
[playing notes]

1316
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:28,300
[both] Dads, we think
you should wait outside.

1317
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:46,944
Oh.

1318
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,862
Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir.

1319
01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:50,781
It's good to see you
again, Mr. Death, sir.

1320
01:05:50,906 --> 01:05:53,575
Well, if it isn't Little
Bill and Little Ted.

1321
01:05:53,826 --> 01:05:56,203
We're still your hugest fans.

1322
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,286
Yeah.

1323
01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:58,831
Oh.

1324
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:00,791
Don't fudge with me.

1325
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:02,209
We're not fudging with you, sir.

1326
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,502
- It's legit.
- Yeah.

1327
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:04,795
- Really?
- Yeah.

1328
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:06,088
I mean, <i>The Lonely Soul Surfer</i>

1329
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,091
was the most
underrated album in 1998.

1330
01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:10,884
The critics hated it.

1331
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:12,469
Well, they just weren't ready

1332
01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:13,846
for an album that was all bass.

1333
01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:16,473
"It was all over the
place," they said.

1334
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:21,770
"It was a raging,
confused mess," they said.

1335
01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:25,774
"It was even worse than
<i>Pale on Pale, '</i>' they said."

1336
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:28,152
Well...

1337
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,697
It was, in parts.

1338
01:06:32,281 --> 01:06:33,991
But in other parts...

1339
01:06:34,116 --> 01:06:35,576
The outro in "I'll
Never Be Loved"

1340
01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,202
is the most bodacious.

1341
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,830
I mean, the last three bars

1342
01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:42,124
before the chorus
in "Too Pale to Cry..."

1343
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,332
Oh, well... [chuckles]

1344
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:48,839
What did you think of the hook
in "Boogie Down With Doctor D?"

1345
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,300
What can we even say?

1346
01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:54,261
Insane. We've never seen
left-hand technique like that.

1347
01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:57,431
I know! I was self-taught.

1348
01:06:57,556 --> 01:07:01,226
You have some crazy,
crazy skills, dude!

1349
01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:02,310
Well... [giggles]

1350
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,344
- You know what you need?
- Hmm?

1351
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,400
You just need a band.

1352
01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:10,903
And the band needs you.

1353
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:14,489
Oh.

1354
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,782
- T?
- B.

1355
01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:21,495
Come on in.

1356
01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:23,873
Dads,

1357
01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:26,752
is there something you
would like to say to Death?

1358
01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,377
[exhales heavily]

1359
01:07:35,344 --> 01:07:36,344
[inhales sharply]

1360
01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:45,354
We're sorry for how things
went between us, Death.

1361
01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,230
Yeah.

1362
01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:49,024
Sincerely sorry.

1363
01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:55,781
I am sorry that fame
went to my head.

1364
01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:59,368
It's very intoxicating.

1365
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,539
We really did love
playing with you, dude.

1366
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,252
We really did rock, didn't we?

1367
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,254
We definitely did.

1368
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,298
And if it's not
too late, Death...

1369
01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:16,175
Would you

1370
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:18,387
consider rejoining...

1371
01:08:19,638 --> 01:08:21,139
Wyld Stallyns?

1372
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:24,393
Oh, I...

1373
01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,027
I suppose.

1374
01:08:35,904 --> 01:08:36,905
[sobbing]

1375
01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:40,366
[chuckles]

1376
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,746
[guitar riff playing]

1377
01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:45,914
[all laugh]

1378
01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:47,833
[guitar riff plays]

1379
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:48,959
[Death laughs]

1380
01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:51,920
Okay, let's go!

1381
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:54,089
Right. Right.

1382
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:55,757
[knocking]

1383
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,138
It's Dennis. Hi.

1384
01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:06,685
- I got lost.
- Get in, Dennis.

1385
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,895
Okay. Thank you, guys.

1386
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:09,979
Hey, Kid Cudi.

1387
01:09:10,022 --> 01:09:11,857
- Oh, hello. Hello, everyone.
- Ow!

1388
01:09:12,024 --> 01:09:14,192
Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends.

1389
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,902
Let's rock!

1390
01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:18,071
[rock music playing]

1391
01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:27,331
It was cool when
you said, "Let's rock"

1392
01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:29,666
because it made me want to rock.

1393
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,460
Uh-huh.

1394
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,296
You don't just get to rock.

1395
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,466
You got to earn
the right to rock.

1396
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:40,218
Dude! We got 11 minutes.

1397
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,638
Anyone know where MP 46 is?

1398
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:45,265
Depends on your perspective.

1399
01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:47,267
To really dig the groove
of the quantum realm,

1400
01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,951
you gotta choose a
place to dig it from.

1401
01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:50,144
Dig?

1402
01:09:52,147 --> 01:09:54,274
Anyone know where MP 46 is?

1403
01:09:54,483 --> 01:09:56,043
- [rock music continues]
- [all yelling]

1404
01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:02,808
We're never gonna
make our flight.

1405
01:10:03,033 --> 01:10:04,201
Hmm.

1406
01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:11,083
Deac, Deac. Look at that.

1407
01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:16,630
Whoa!

1408
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:18,881
I got this.

1409
01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:21,675
Stop!

1410
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:27,640
We're back!

1411
01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,308
What?

1412
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:33,522
This is bad.

1413
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,109
[both] Really bad.

1414
01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:40,278
Okay, guys, let's go!

1415
01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:44,657
Come on!

1416
01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,450
Come on, Mozart.

1417
01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:50,789
Oh, Ted! Even if we knew

1418
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:51,891
where we were supposed to play,

1419
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,959
there's no way we'd
ever get there in time.

1420
01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:56,168
Bill, look!

1421
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,297
This is MP 46? It
makes no sense.

1422
01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:01,007
How can the song
happen right here?

1423
01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:04,553
Because this is
where it happened.

1424
01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:07,597
Ted, you're right, dude!

1425
01:11:07,681 --> 01:11:09,933
But, dude, what're
we gonna play?

1426
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:12,769
I don't know, dude.

1427
01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:19,693
Bill and Ted? I saved these.

1428
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:21,110
I'm not sure if

1429
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,655
they're of any use, but...

1430
01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:26,116
- Thanks, Dennis.
- Dads!

1431
01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:28,410
Dads! MP 46.

1432
01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:29,870
And the band is ready to play.

1433
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,872
Alls we need is the song.

1434
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:38,669
Thea.

1435
01:11:39,379 --> 01:11:40,379
Billie.

1436
01:11:40,881 --> 01:11:42,924
We don't know
how to tell you this.

1437
01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:45,635
We don't have the song.

1438
01:11:47,888 --> 01:11:48,888
Wait.

1439
01:11:49,556 --> 01:11:50,557
You don't?

1440
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:53,934
No.

1441
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,146
We're sorry.

1442
01:11:57,105 --> 01:11:58,315
We're sorry, Dads.

1443
01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,859
Yeah, we really wanted
to help you out with this.

1444
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:08,783
Dude, you seeing
what I'm seeing?

1445
01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:14,455
Preston?

1446
01:12:15,624 --> 01:12:16,624
Logan?

1447
01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:21,171
[both] Preston/Logan.

1448
01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:24,674
Whoa!

1449
01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:27,427
[both] What is it, Dads?

1450
01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:29,596
[both] It's you!

1451
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,305
[both] What?

1452
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,309
It was you the whole
time. We just didn't see it.

1453
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:35,977
We can't write music.

1454
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,522
Whatever... We
just listen to stuff.

1455
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:39,439
From things we like.

1456
01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,358
And we just kind
of put stuff together.

1457
01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,443
Yeah, maybe you
just listen a little,

1458
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:44,568
make things you like.

1459
01:12:44,611 --> 01:12:46,071
And put it all together.

1460
01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,907
Girls, you're not
here to back us.

1461
01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:52,160
We're here to back you.

1462
01:12:52,661 --> 01:12:53,828
We're your band.

1463
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:56,665
[both] Whoa!

1464
01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:01,461
Follow us!

1465
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:07,259
Here you go. Instruments!

1466
01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:08,426
[both] Whoa!

1467
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,264
Dude, I just thought
of something.

1468
01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:13,473
What is it, Ted?

1469
01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,600
How is just
listening to a song...

1470
01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:18,270
gonna unite the whole world...

1471
01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:19,980
throughout all of time?

1472
01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:23,191
That is a good question, dude.

1473
01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:30,293
It's almost like they'd
all have to hear it

1474
01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:31,533
in order to play it.

1475
01:13:31,992 --> 01:13:34,119
Ted, of course! That's
how we're gonna unite 'em.

1476
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,370
We get 'em to play along.

1477
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:36,931
Well, if that's true,
alls we gotta do is

1478
01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:38,582
get to everyone
throughout all time.

1479
01:13:38,665 --> 01:13:40,417
Yeah, and get 'em
instruments, dude.

1480
01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:43,086
[Ted] In 7 minutes
and 25 seconds.

1481
01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:44,963
What about a tambourine?

1482
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:47,382
I mean, how hard can
it be to rock with that?

1483
01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:50,468
Tambourine is not
as easy as it looks.

1484
01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:53,096
What about dancing?
I'm a very gifted dancer.

1485
01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:54,179
You dance?

1486
01:13:55,724 --> 01:13:56,724
Really?

1487
01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:59,894
Why don't you go over there
and rehearse your dance?

1488
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:01,854
Okay.

1489
01:14:03,315 --> 01:14:04,566
Dude, we have no power!

1490
01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:05,859
Say no more. On it.

1491
01:14:05,984 --> 01:14:06,984
Okay.

1492
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,792
There! Oh, Jo.

1493
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,502
- Theodore.
- William!

1494
01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:26,004
- Joanna!
- Liz!

1495
01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:27,087
Hi.

1496
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,592
Did you find a reality where
we're all happy together?

1497
01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:31,509
We did.

1498
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:34,846
We realized we're
happiest in this reality.

1499
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:36,431
[both] Sweet!

1500
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,562
Now, did we hear you
say something about

1501
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:45,106
distributing instruments
all throughout time?

1502
01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:46,231
Ready, T?

1503
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:49,569
[both] Five, six,
five, six, seven, eight!

1504
01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:51,279
[chaotic music playing]

1505
01:14:55,283 --> 01:14:57,160
Oh, my God, what's happening?

1506
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,288
Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir?

1507
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:02,624
Our wives just traveled
through multiple realities.

1508
01:15:02,749 --> 01:15:04,292
And in doing so,
they realized...

1509
01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:05,210
They're all happening

1510
01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,354
- simultaneously.
- Simultaneously.

1511
01:15:06,378 --> 01:15:08,254
Do we need individual us's

1512
01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:10,632
to take instruments
to infinite places?

1513
01:15:10,799 --> 01:15:11,633
Okay.

1514
01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,760
See, contrary to what
some have argued,

1515
01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:15,303
universal wave function is,

1516
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,638
epistemologically speaking,

1517
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,556
both cyclic and
separating. In other words...

1518
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,767
Excuse me, Kid Cudi. I
don't mean to be rude,

1519
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,530
but we have, like,
four and a half minutes.

1520
01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:28,233
Madam. Madam! We have to
go. It's not safe to be in here.

1521
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:30,777
Where were you
thinking of going?

1522
01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:32,696
[playing solo]

1523
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:35,532
[indistinct conversation]

1524
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,075
[chaotic instruments]

1525
01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:43,998
[thundering]

1526
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,545
I think it's a lunar eclipse.

1527
01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:50,505
That is not lunar, you guys.

1528
01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:57,762
This is a disaster, T.

1529
01:15:58,221 --> 01:15:59,639
What are we gonna do, B?

1530
01:16:00,807 --> 01:16:02,517
[instruments continue
playing chaotically]

1531
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,815
[both] Stop!

1532
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:11,443
All you need to do is go in
the quantum superposition

1533
01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:12,777
with multiple realities.

1534
01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,154
[together] But how?

1535
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,865
Dudes, the booth is obviously
a tunnel to the quantum realm.

1536
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:18,366
Go, go, go!

1537
01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,210
- Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
- Thank you, Mr. Cudi!

1538
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,369
Station.

1539
01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:23,037
Station!

1540
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,497
- Grom!
- Grom, you start!

1541
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:28,042
- No, no, no...
- Stop, stop!

1542
01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,209
Here.

1543
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,631
[rhythmic beats]

1544
01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:37,927
And now, Death!

1545
01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:39,345
[bass guitar playing]

1546
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:41,848
Well... It's... Maybe
something like...

1547
01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,098
[both] "Too Pale to Cry."

1548
01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:45,018
- That last riff?
- [Thea] Amazing!

1549
01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:48,771
[Thea and Billy] Yeah.

1550
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,696
What're we gonna
tell people to play?

1551
01:16:58,406 --> 01:16:59,866
- We'll be right back.
- Okay.

1552
01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,494
Read me the number
for the infinite, dude.

1553
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:08,792
[Ted] 6-9... 6-9... 2-9-9...

1554
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:10,352
- How about that concerto?
- Okay, go tell him.

1555
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,376
Mozart.

1556
01:17:15,507 --> 01:17:17,133
3-4-5-5...

1557
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,177
5-1 -0-1...

1558
01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:22,077
I already said
goodbye to the girls.

1559
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,598
But I wanna stay here and dance.

1560
01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:24,681
Dennis.

1561
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,685
Good luck, my excellent friends.

1562
01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:28,978
[both] Thanks, Kelly.

1563
01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:30,687
Later, Dennis.

1564
01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,899
My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy.

1565
01:17:34,734 --> 01:17:36,319
[Ted] 2-7-1 -8.

1566
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:39,739
Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, D.

1567
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:40,990
Oh, yeah.

1568
01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:43,201
Yeah!

1569
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:45,285
Watch this!

1570
01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:46,496
[rhythmic music playing]

1571
01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:53,545
Jimi, for the win!

1572
01:17:55,964 --> 01:17:57,131
1 -8-2-8-3-5...

1573
01:17:57,215 --> 01:17:59,259
Okay. Okay. The
girls said C major.

1574
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,802
113 beats per minute.

1575
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,554
- Got it.
- All right. Yeah.

1576
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:07,642
4-5-5.5-1... [music continues]

1577
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:24,325
- 4-3-5...
- Guys, maybe just press

1578
01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:25,451
the infinite button.

1579
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,078
Oh, yeah.

1580
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,161
Yeah.

1581
01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:35,003
One last thing.

1582
01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:37,005
I love you, Elizabeth.

1583
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,048
I love you, Joanna.

1584
01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:40,425
We know.

1585
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,261
I love you.

1586
01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:46,347
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.

1587
01:18:46,806 --> 01:18:48,766
[music continues]

1588
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,208
How's it goin', Deac?

1589
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:15,792
Missy.

1590
01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:18,796
In case you're wondering,
I'm essentially an infinite me.

1591
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,422
Catch you later.

1592
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,258
[both] Outstanding!

1593
01:19:23,718 --> 01:19:24,761
[music continues]

1594
01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:33,353
- Yeah!
- [crowd cheering]

1595
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,571
[all vocalizing]

1596
01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:49,953
- Excellent!
- Excellent!

1597
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,539
Dads!

1598
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,760
Wait.

1599
01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:16,145
San Dimas, make some noise!

1600
01:20:17,188 --> 01:20:19,023
[all vocalizing]

1601
01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:27,865
Yeah!

1602
01:20:30,910 --> 01:20:32,662
Ten, nine...

1603
01:20:33,121 --> 01:20:34,580
eight, seven...

1604
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,164
six...

1605
01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:38,334
- five...
- Dads!

1606
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:39,961
Four, three...

1607
01:20:40,628 --> 01:20:41,963
two, one.

1608
01:20:42,839 --> 01:20:44,424
[playing solo]

1609
01:20:52,807 --> 01:20:54,809
Madam, you need to see this.

1610
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:03,067
Your father would
be so proud of you.

1611
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:07,447
[music continues]

1612
01:21:16,664 --> 01:21:18,166
- Bye!
- Bye, Kid Cudi!

1613
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,249
- Bye!
- See ya, Kid Cudi!

1614
01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,037
It's working!

1615
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,120
Yeah!

1616
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,873
[music continues]

1617
01:22:16,307 --> 01:22:18,392
- [music ends]
- [crowd cheering]

1618
01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:20,520
[Billy] <i>And so, it
wasn't so much</i>

1619
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,188
<i>the song that
made the difference.</i>

1620
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:24,816
[Thea] <i>It was everyone
playing it together.</i>

1621
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:27,984
[Billy] <i>And it worked.</i>

1622
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,489
[upbeat music playing]

1623
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:40,583
Dude,

1624
01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:45,381
are you dead yet?

1625
01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:47,216
No.

1626
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:52,179
Are you?

1627
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:55,640
No.

1628
01:29:57,393 --> 01:30:02,481
There's one more
thing we need to do

1629
01:30:03,107 --> 01:30:04,316
before we go.

1630
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,987
Definitely.

1631
01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:21,958
Ready, Bill?

1632
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,502
Ready, Ted.

1633
01:30:24,628 --> 01:30:26,088
- One...
- Two...

1634
01:30:26,422 --> 01:30:28,632
One, two, three, four!

1635
01:30:29,174 --> 01:30:34,054
[playing rock riffs]

1636
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:58,369
[Bill] Okay.

1637
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,122
Yeah. Okay.

1638
01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:02,333
- Okay.
- Okay.

1639
01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:17,681
We still got it.

1640
01:31:17,765 --> 01:31:18,849
We still got it.

1641
01:31:19,433 --> 01:31:21,435
- Hey, Bill.
- Yeah?

1642
01:31:24,772 --> 01:31:25,772
[groans]

1643
01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,069
Okay, I have to sit down.

1644
01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:32,696
I'm sorry.

1645
01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,367
- That was fun.
- That was good.

1646
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:41,996
Nurse!