1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,200 Marco Polo, one of the greatest explorers in the world. 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:11,000 In the 13th century he set out on an epic journey from Venice to China 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,480 which lasted more than three years. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:18,840 Now, Ricky Gervais sends his friend Karl Pilkington on his trail. 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,840 But this time, he will have company. 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,640 You can stop snorting and panting like that? 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:35,480 - Oh, dear. It looks like a sale at Primark. - He said he wanted company. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,680 He meant me, but I sent someone else. 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,440 - Hold on, I can't see. - They are opposites. 10 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,760 - Karl complains all the time. - It depresses me. 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,000 - You think you're on holiday. - He doesn't want adventure, he doesn't want stress. 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,040 - I'm not a good swimmer. - Once inside, it's ok. 13 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,320 Warwick never says no, accept challenges. 14 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,760 Play with the camera. Now do a bit like in Oliver. Good! 15 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,680 It's not the right night, is it? 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,320 - Why don't you do it? - I don't do that. 17 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,600 They will have the adventure of their life. Whether they like it or not! 18 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,280 - In previous episodes... - Dick Whittington had a cat with him. 19 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,000 - Why a cat? Bring a friend. - I think you'd be in the way. 20 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,040 - It was your idea to come, now come in. - Handsome. 21 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Great Warwick. "Portals", he said, "So we have company." 22 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:40,200 - One, two. - There's no way Warwick dances better. 23 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,400 It doesn't exist. 24 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,240 It seems like whatever he wants, get it. 25 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,680 - I've never had a kite. - Put me down. 26 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,880 What you will see now, you will never see him again. 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,320 The Spider Sisters. 28 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,960 I wait outside, while Karl asks the questions. 29 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,600 You eat the first one and you the dessert? 30 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,600 - Why are you so fascinated by it? - Because it's something different. 31 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,480 I did so much for him, Now I want some time for myself. 32 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,680 SILIGURI - INDIA 33 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,520 I came to see them because they are different. 34 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,480 That's all, it's not morbidity, it's something different. 35 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,040 People out there come here to see new things. 36 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,120 - Look at the crowd that Warwick attracted. - HI. 37 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,880 It would be nice if Warwick sat there to make some money. 38 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:46,280 I would go there. A bald white man they have never seen it. And not even a dwarf. 39 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:53,240 Amit, it would be different for them now Warwick and I would sit on stage too? 40 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,040 If the two of them go on stage, will more people come? 41 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,840 - All right. - Okay, you're happy. 42 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,480 Okay, I'll talk to Warwick now. 43 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:08,520 Oh, perfect. It's embarrassing, I won't stand there and be watched. 44 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,440 You understand? I mean, what's the point? 45 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,640 Karl, what are you doing? 46 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:20,200 When I think you said the strangest and stupidest thing in the world, 47 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,960 - there you go. - It seems strange to me to be on this side. 48 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,800 That's why it's so horrible. 49 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,800 If we went and sat with them, it wouldn't be a problem. 50 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,840 You sit, I sit behind you, people arrive. I'll leave you in the center. 51 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,040 Do what you want, or what you have to. Let off steam. 52 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,760 You do it, I'll go out waiting for you. 53 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:46,200 I don't understand his priorities. He's happy to dress up as an elf or a teddy bear, 54 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,600 but he doesn't want to be on stage, that he likes, to have his hair done by me. 55 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,520 After all that that we went through together. 56 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,840 I think they want to see Warwick. 57 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,040 - Why Warwick and not me? - He's a dwarf. 58 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,280 It's more interesting to look at. 59 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,640 I don't understand the beauty of doing that. If I had something to do, 60 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:16,360 something to give, then yes, it would be a performance. 61 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,280 But it isn't. I should just sit... 62 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,840 I wouldn't do anything special, understood? 63 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:27,000 - He's a prodigy, people will come to see him. - Who, me? 64 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,040 Round head. 65 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,200 No. 66 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,000 - Nobody will come to see you. - Come on. 67 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,680 What do you look like, Karl? 68 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,000 I need you, you are my partner! 69 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,160 - And what would we do there? - I'll comb your hair! 70 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:57,440 - I'll give you a massage. - But are you okay? 71 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,000 Ben Fogle would never quit James Cracknell. 72 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,320 Cannon and Ball did everything together. The Chuckle Brothers 73 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,360 they would not have existed without one of the two. You're just standing there watching for free. 74 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:13,680 Warwick, get on this dick of stage. Let's call him. Warwick. 75 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,920 - Warwick! - It's ridiculous. 76 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,280 Yes. 77 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,320 Bastard. 78 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,840 A thousand thanks. Thank you. 79 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,240 I'll fucking kill you. 80 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,000 Warwick, are you okay? 81 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,800 Not at all. It seems to me to be in a strange dream. 82 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,600 Thank you. 83 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,680 Thank you. 84 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,360 - Well. - No, now it's your turn. Massage well. 85 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,600 Here you are. 86 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,560 - Very nice. - Thank you, sir, thank you very much. 87 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,000 - Now I'll hold your nose. - Floor. 88 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,160 It was fun. 89 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,480 There's nothing wrong with that. 90 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:24,360 Hi Warwick, you should already be by now in China, for the last part of the trip. 91 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:30,520 I hope you and Karl bonded, spending time together on the road. 92 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:35,360 I have booked you a scenic cruise on the river, the Yangtze. 93 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,080 Imagine all the ships full of precious goods in the time of Marco Polo. 94 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,880 You will like it. Ok, have fun. 95 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,880 CHONGQING - CHINA 96 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,320 You'll never see anything again similar to the Spider Sisters. 97 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,440 - Yes, okay. - You could easily review this. 98 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,800 - I don't want to think about that scene again. - They look like the ports of Salford. 99 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,720 Where are we going with this boat? 100 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,680 - I don't feel like it. - Why? 101 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,280 I have diarrhea. 102 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,720 It's funny that I have it and you don't. 103 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,560 - I'm careful. - Well, you're not experimenting. 104 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,040 You only eat Pan Pizza. 105 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,800 I wanted you to get sick. 106 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,960 - Why does it bother you? - To make the red ass team. 107 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,560 At least you wouldn't bother me so much. It bothers me that you don't get sick and 108 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,800 - you don't experience like others. - So if I shit my soul in the bathroom, 109 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:37,280 - you would say to me: "Great, Warwick!" - Yes, we would have a connection. 110 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,120 So our bond would be through my ass? 111 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,160 Come on, let's go get it the boat, Karl. 112 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,920 - Nice smell of piss. - A thousand thanks. 113 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,160 Watch where you walk Karl, it is not connected. 114 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,240 - Have you ever taken a cruise? - No. 115 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,960 And I'll never do it again, if they are like this. 116 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,160 Not good if the carpet It's dirty, isn't it? 117 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,000 You know, the Titanic sank, and it was better than this. 118 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,720 A thousand thanks. 119 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,320 It's my room, he's helping me with my luggage. 120 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,960 - This is the bathroom. - It will be useful to me in my condition. 121 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:30,720 The bathroom has a sliding door. Useful, considering how it comes out of my ass. 122 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:36,080 I'm not joking. I know what's happening, if this is your room what is mine like? 123 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,000 Shower, teeth 124 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,360 and I stop simultaneously. 125 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,080 - Is that the bathroom? - The bathroom is over there. 126 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,760 This is out of order. 127 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,360 "Bath." 128 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,280 "Don't use this." 129 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,560 I have a stomach ache. I can't do it, I can't take it anymore. 130 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,480 Holy shit. 131 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,200 God. 132 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,720 I'm going to see Warwick. 133 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,520 - HI. - Warwick, I don't know what's happening, 134 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,360 I don't know why they treat you in a special way. I don't have my own bathroom. 135 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:36,200 It has already been used and is dirty. We haven't even left the port. 136 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,680 - And what do you have? - Nothing! 137 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,200 Only one bed with four others or five strangers. 138 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,080 - Shared cabin? - Yes. 139 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,480 It bothers me that we don't the same experiences. 140 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,960 So let's go to that corridor and we share the same experiences. 141 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:58,480 How you made me share the experience with the Spider Sisters? 142 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,360 So maybe this is... 143 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,400 - ...a sort of revenge. - Okay, it's okay. 144 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,360 - Keep your room. No. - Don't act angry. 145 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,240 Take it in the ass. 146 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,960 I should have said it, I didn't want him to get angry. 147 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,520 “We are here together,” “We should stay together,” but he didn't 148 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,920 that day. 149 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,720 But two things wrong they don't get it right. I should... 150 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,800 - How's it going? - I had diarrhea all day. 151 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,640 In the cabin you booked for me there's a fucking band like the Grumbleweeds, 152 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,720 with a bathroom for five. 153 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,800 Listen here. 154 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,640 These are my companions of room. 155 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,440 It's not normal. It's not acceptable. 156 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:19,600 We are the Grumbleweeds! 157 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,440 I have an idea, Karl. 158 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,480 Maybe it would be better if I shared the room. 159 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:31,680 You sneak in, lie down, you curl up 160 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,600 and have a good sleep. 161 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,800 No, I don't do it with that one, I wouldn't sleep. 162 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,600 I would have nightmares. 163 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,080 - Did you sleep, Karl? - Yes, a few minutes. 164 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,240 Have you seen Warwick? Did he sleep? 165 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,320 Marco Polo must have been pissed at this point. 166 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,040 It's horrible. 167 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:19,440 It's horrible. This river it is worth seeing from a submarine. 168 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,200 Look at it, it's polluted from start to finish. 169 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:28,040 People at home complain: "The industries and the factories went bankrupt, 170 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,080 we don't do things in our country anymore." 171 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,840 But I'm here, all of it that we buy is made in China. 172 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,560 Look what they do. The factories they release their shit into the air. 173 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,880 Let them keep them, sincerely. 174 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,840 We don't want them. It's depressing enough without a sky like this. 175 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,000 They always say it: "We don't produce anything anymore 176 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,480 we don't create anything." 177 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,200 Now there are only bars and sandwich shops and solidarity shops. 178 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,520 But at least the sky is blue. 179 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:59,120 If you're pissed off at home, that at least the sky is blue. Imagine being here. 180 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,800 How's it going? How was the cruise? 181 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,680 - We left. - In what sense? 182 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,280 It was horrible, really. There was a lot of fog, 183 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,040 and the bathrooms were shocking, there were floating turds. 184 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:25,040 Gillian McKeith, that's the one who would love that little boat trip. 185 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:30,360 Oh God. It's going to be the best show of history. 186 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,200 So I will reward you, 187 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,080 and your reward will be 188 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,120 meet a giant panda. 189 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,920 - Cool. - A real one? 190 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,600 - Yes, it's a great honor... - It's fantastic. 191 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,240 Thank you very much. 192 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,840 - Here. - What are you thinking, Karl? 193 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,880 - You seem anxious. - Are they dangerous? 194 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,960 I have never seen a panda go crazy suddenly 195 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:58,440 in front of an idiot from Manchester bald. 196 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,960 I think you can rest assured. 197 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,960 Okay. 198 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,080 SICHUAN - PANDA REFUGE 199 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,240 I can't wait. 200 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,960 When have you ever seen a panda do something and thought, “This is helpful”? 201 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:20,040 Well, I know the tribesmen collect their urine 202 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,320 and if someone swallows a needle, just drink it and it makes it melt. 203 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,040 That is, what they do is save the idiots. 204 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,640 If they eat needles, it's nature who tries to take them out. 205 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:36,360 - Today we save everyone, that's what it is. - I told you what a panda is for. 206 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,520 Yes, but it's not enough. 207 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,040 Good morning. 208 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,840 Professor Jao? 209 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,520 - Yes. - I'm Warwick Davis. 210 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,040 - Pleasure. - I'm Karl. 211 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,520 - Pleasure. - Everything OK? 212 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:56,480 Here we train pandas for rehabilitation programs. 213 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,200 - What does that mean? - They teach them to reproduce. 214 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,600 Yes. 215 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,680 I won't give a handjob to a panda. 216 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,480 Look! 217 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:24,920 Let's show these videos to the pandas, because they don't mate in captivity. 218 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:30,520 If the male makes the right noise, the female can accept it, 219 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,160 otherwise they attack. 220 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:37,040 It's like saying the right thing to your lady as soon as you sit down to dinner. 221 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,680 - If they don't make the right noise, they... - ...they're not interested. 222 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 Thank you. 223 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:47,040 - Do you have other videos or is it always the same? - The same. 224 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,000 I'm not sure. It doesn't seem to work, does it? 225 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:58,000 And then it's always the same video on repeat, eventually you get bored. 226 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,880 I've seen obscene films, you can't watch them more than three times, you want to watch something else. 227 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,280 How often do you see them, Warwick? 228 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,040 What, panda videos? 229 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,320 I've never seen any other kind. 230 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:14,040 - Ever seen obscene films? - No, I've never felt the need. 231 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,880 It's not because you need it, it's like the Spider Women 232 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 it's just, “What's this about? Everyone's talking about it, what is it?" 233 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,280 - There is nothing obscene to see what it is. - Ah, is it a search? 234 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,400 - Certain. - Get ideas. 235 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,040 Before you go inside, you have to put on your panda costume. 236 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,480 - We have to dress up. - Yes. 237 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,800 But it's more dangerous, isn't it? If we look like pandas. 238 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:46,000 Researchers dress like this when they go so as not to annoy the real one. 239 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,680 I dressed up as a bear in my time, never as a panda. 240 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,680 - Will this convince them? - They're crazy. 241 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,880 It's bullshit, just an excuse to dress up like this. 242 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,440 Try to get into character. 243 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,840 - Don't start. - That's the point. Meaning what? 244 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,640 - Put on your costume. - You don't just have to wear it. 245 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,240 - I'll put my head in when I come in. - Empathize, or you're just ridiculous. 246 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,880 I saw pandas with people on TV, and Attenborough has never dressed like this. 247 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:19,360 That is, if something goes wrong, I don't see where I'm going, 248 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:23,320 I'm hot, I'm stumbling. Not sure. 249 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:28,400 If he kicks and I have to hit him on the head, I hurt him and I'm the bad guy. 250 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,960 "Karl strikes a kind in the street of extinction in the head." 251 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,720 But in the end if it comes on me, I'm going after him. 252 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:40,080 And I'm not responsible for it, if I have to give it I'll give you a kick in the balls. 253 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,280 I'll kick you in the balls to a panda if I have to. 254 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,760 Do we have to make some sounds? Which one is the panda one? 255 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:53,240 - Because I think I would do that of a little one. - The baby panda chirps. 256 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,200 Does he tweet? And how does he do it? 257 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:04,080 - And the panda mother? What noise does it make? - Mom makes the sound of a goat. 258 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,720 Yes. 259 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,440 Yes, let's go check it out. 260 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,600 You must have all the trappings, the sounds, the behavior. 261 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,640 We don't know the bear. I bet that pandas don't do that, for example. 262 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,600 Karl you can't stand like that, they don't do it. 263 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,960 The mother will nurse the baby, 264 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:35,480 and the little one must search the mother's nipple, here. 265 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,680 Get the milk. Use your mouth. 266 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,960 - My mouth? - Where are you going? 267 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,840 I try to get milk. 268 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,360 - I'll bring him closer. Where is your head? - I'm getting there. 269 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,040 - I don't see. - Hang on, it's here. 270 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,120 I believe they will become extinct, if I'm like you. 271 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,680 Let's face it, he's watching down thinking, "What's going on?" 272 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,080 Looks like we've done the marathon of London and we got lost. 273 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,560 This, he swears to God 274 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,720 and about your mother, will he come to us? 275 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,920 Keep it up, Karl, really. Empathize. 276 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:17,840 - Be natural, like a panda. - Jesus Christ. 277 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,960 - Karl, he's coming down. - Get out. 278 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,000 - Shall we go out? - Yes. 279 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,360 - Karl let's go out. - Why? 280 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,400 - It's coming down. - Then why are we here? 281 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,880 - We have to go. - What an effort, huh? 282 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,200 - Attract him. - I thought we would at least hug him. 283 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,280 It's a long journey, to see just this. 284 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,920 CHENGDU 285 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,480 Good morning. 286 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,480 Let's have a nice day. Without stress, let's take a tour. 287 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,400 It's Sunday, I want to see what normal people do. 288 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,600 It's our first day of rest. 289 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,840 Do you often go to the park in London? 290 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,760 Yes, always. I like walking, 291 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,720 watch people. 292 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,040 Things? 293 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,080 A giant cotton swab? 294 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,840 What do they copy, newspaper headlines? Yes, they are newspapers. 295 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,080 It's like Teletext. They write on the street, 296 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,640 - and go with the news. - Now I'll sign my name. 297 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,040 I draw a head. 298 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,440 - Nice, isn't it? - Yes, beautiful. 299 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,520 It's hard to be an explorer today. It's all been exposed. 300 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,800 It was easy then. Old Marco went wherever he wanted 301 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,080 and said he had discovered a new land. 302 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,160 Look at that child. 303 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,080 Holy cow. 304 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,720 Did you see that fat kid? 305 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:56,920 Karl, he's not fat, he's just chubby. A nice chubby baby. 306 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,760 You don't see many fat Chinese people, do you? 307 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,600 Because the food isn't good. 308 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,400 - Are you eating something? Pizza? - Pizza, willingly. 309 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,600 You will eat something strange, and I with you. 310 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,840 These are cold pig's lungs, 311 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,080 then pig ears. I ate these, not bad. 312 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,800 Karl! I grabbed a table. 313 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,720 It's actually not bad, it's just the head of rabbit that looks like shit. 314 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,560 If you remove your teeth it seems a piece of pork. 315 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,720 - Warwick, this is not bad. - No? 316 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,200 No, they have nothing strange. 317 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,520 I thought they had stuff much stranger. 318 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,800 - But that doesn't seem normal. - It smells like licorice. 319 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,600 - Try it. In one bite, it's not bad. - I nibble on one end. 320 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,520 It's worse, eat it in one bite. 321 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,520 - Don't tell me what it is. - Lamb testicle. 322 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,240 What's wrong with eating a sheep's ball? 323 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,920 Stop talking about testicles. 324 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,040 I don't know how to eat these, I think with your hands and eat a piece. 325 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,680 It feels like stone, it's hard. 326 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,440 - Holy shit, it's a head. - Take a bite. 327 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,040 No, I don't eat it. I won't eat a head. 328 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,160 Misery. 329 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,960 - Take a bite out of the face. - Don't bring him near me! 330 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,480 One bite. 331 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,880 - Holy shit, you're a disappointment. - Fuck you. 332 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,600 - I'm not letting you down! Enough. - Take a bite. 333 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,800 - It's stupid. I won't play your games. - Ever eaten balls? 334 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,640 Don't throw balls at me. Ridiculous. 335 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,160 I have a job to do, and I don't want to get sick. 336 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,120 But it's part of the job. Travel, 337 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,760 and whatever he does and happens it's part of the story. 338 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,960 - Already. - People watching Attenborough might 339 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,080 think it is a cooking program. 340 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,280 Hey look, look at it. 341 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,120 - What is he putting in? - A small blade. 342 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,600 Yes. 343 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,240 - Nice though, isn't it? - Nice, yes. 344 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,760 - He seems to know... - Yes. 345 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,720 - ...as far as he can go. - It tickles. 346 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,800 Oh my God. 347 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,960 Jesus, Warwick. 348 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,120 - You had it in your ear too! - Not so much! 349 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,480 Well... 350 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,720 I believe you don't shit since you've been here. 351 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,920 All your orifices were clogged of earwax. 352 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,040 Jesus. That's disgusting. Really. 353 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,560 - You should wash your ears, little shit. - It's deep! 354 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,320 We could make a wax statue of him with the wax of his ears. 355 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,720 Funny guy, isn't he? 356 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,160 - Imagine him doing the moving. - Yes. 357 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,280 Showing off. Just put them in the van. 358 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:24,020 We're going to a Buddhist temple, that I can't wait to see, 359 00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:28,580 but sinusitis really hurts me, and... 360 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:31,260 Yes, I don't feel great, actually. 361 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,740 I've been on some mountain, and it hurts your head, 362 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:40,100 but it hurts him even earlier to get started. Should we give up? 363 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:44,940 - It's a unique opportunity. It bothers me. - Yes. 364 00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:50,140 - If you only remember the pain it makes no sense. - No, I want to do it. 365 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:55,060 - What do we do, walk? Let's try. - Yes, let's walk. 366 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:01,820 If he can do it alone you will feel much better 367 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:06,420 rather than sitting here. It would be like going... 368 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,900 ...like on a chairlift. 369 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,820 What do you know about Buddhism? 370 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,540 The guy, the Dalai Lama. 371 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:21,420 He's a happy guy, not stressed, but... 372 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,820 He doesn't live a normal life, does he? 373 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,860 If we all did what he does, 374 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:27,860 the world would stop. 375 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,100 He just sits 376 00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:36,940 to think about things, but he has someone who empties his bins, 377 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:40,460 washes the dishes and takes care of the food. 378 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,740 If we all did this, 379 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,540 we would live in mud huts. 380 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,180 Sky. 381 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,020 Are you OK? 382 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,580 I'm tired, but I'm scared to put me there. 383 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:06,860 - How do they get me up the stairs? - It's their job, it's a car seat. 384 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,180 If you go there it seems you threw the sponge too soon. 385 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,740 I don't want to be seen throw in the towel. I don't want... 386 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,740 It's not for him. This is not for him. 387 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:28,100 I look behind me and it's getting further and further away. 388 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,620 It's slowing me down, and I want to continue. 389 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:35,220 - I'll stop for a moment. - All right. 390 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:40,900 I mean it's heavy anyway, but with headaches it's twice as bad. 391 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:44,940 Suzanne always complains about me. I don't know how to look after her when she's sick. 392 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:48,220 "Why don't you go to the supermarket?" and things like that. 393 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,500 I don't know what to do with sick people. 394 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,180 - Do you know if it's very far away? - Well 395 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:57,940 - not even a quarter of the way. - I can't do it. 396 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:03,220 - It's okay if you can't make it, Warwick. - No, instead. 397 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:10,660 Forget it. He's not a Buddhist. 398 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,740 Why is this so important? 399 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:16,100 We have come this far on our journey 400 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,180 and you know... 401 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,900 What we've been through, we gritted our teeth and then... 402 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:26,180 He's an adult if he wants to quit can do it. 403 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,500 There's no prize, we don't win anything. There is no cup 404 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:31,860 to take, if we get to the top. 405 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,500 It's just a walk. And a temple. 406 00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:40,340 I don't know if it's better to leave. "Enough, I did my best" or go up. 407 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,380 - Karl. - Do you give up? 408 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,860 - Are you leaving? - I can't do it today. 409 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,940 I want to go up and see it. 410 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,500 You knew your limits down there, if you don't want to do it don't do it, 411 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:57,300 - we're halfway there. - But I want to do it, that's the point. 412 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,940 It's like dragging The Henry Vacuum Cleaner. 413 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:07,580 The one that gets stuck while you're walking under the chairs, go back 414 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:12,660 and you take it out of there. The same. With your smiling face. 415 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:19,140 - I think that's enough for today. - Are you sure? 416 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:26,780 - It's easy to say it's the head or the legs. - Yes, if you don't have a headache. 417 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:30,540 Karl, in my career I've faced everything. 418 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:35,740 - Between the costumes and everything it's tough. - No, this is a parody... 419 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:38,780 It's a parody of Star Wars. You are in the universe, 420 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:43,540 I didn't hear you say: "It hurts. Sinusitis!" 421 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:47,220 This is the sound you make. The blocked nose. 422 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,500 "Earth, 423 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,700 I need Vicks." 424 00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:57,380 I cannot. I don't think so I'll get to the end. 425 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:04,460 Sometimes Karl, you don't see what others see. 426 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:09,660 You were up there attacking Warwick, and he was almost in tears. 427 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,860 You won't have cried in front of the camera? 428 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:15,460 - It's not that I wanted to, it's just that... - Here. 429 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,620 I hate it. 430 00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:22,220 - Now I'm just doing it to annoy him. - Exact! It works like this. 431 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,980 I do this with Suzanne. “You never clean,” “Yes,” “No, but.” 432 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,020 And she does. It's the same thing, you have to be pressured. 433 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:34,660 So I tell you, “Get off your ass and keep going to walk." Let's go. We can do it. 434 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,820 Misery. 435 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,140 Oh Jesus. 436 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:44,260 Poor things. 437 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,940 Now he can't say if we get there to have done it all on foot. 438 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,820 - This is also part of the experience. - Oh, now is it? Not until recently. 439 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:59,300 No, but thinking about it... Traveling, 440 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:01,220 that's what it's about. 441 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:05,140 Pilkington turns the omelette over for the umpteenth time. 442 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:16,140 It feels like I have a child with me. He's small, loves sweets, pizza. 443 00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:20,740 I look like his father. That's why I was like this as we went up. "Come on, son." 444 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,980 And I would do this if I had a child I would talk to him like that. 445 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,860 “Move your ass and get in.” 446 00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,940 Jesus, more stairs. 447 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,780 You can't be Buddhist if you are in a wheelchair. 448 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:39,100 I don't think he notices about what he says, sometimes. 449 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:44,580 "It was like dragging The Vacuum Cleaner Henry, every now and then I stop and empty it." 450 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:49,220 How offensive can it be? But I needed it. 451 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:55,020 I gave him the push to do it. Sometimes you need that, don't you? Of a leader. 452 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:58,620 I looked like Winston Churchill or someone similar. 453 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,220 Eight. Seven. 454 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:04,940 - Six. - If you're in hell, keep going. 455 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:10,060 I did that, I was Winston Churchill. "Don't bullshit, continue." 456 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:14,180 Three. Two. A. 457 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,500 - There he is. - Yes! 458 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,900 Here we are! 459 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,540 Wonderful. 460 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,860 It's notable, yes. 461 00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:27,820 - Certain. - Do you know what bothers me, Warwick? 462 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:32,740 You didn't want to see the woman with two heads, now you're happy with the one who has six. 463 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,940 You were really crying just now, or was it a joke? 464 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,020 - Yes, I cried. - Why? 465 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:44,900 I don't know, I think it's being small. It's hard to be defeated. 466 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:48,620 - Do you know what I mean? - It feels like an X Factor moment. 467 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,580 You'll like it, right? 468 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,660 Coldplay in the background. 469 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,340 “Will the little man make it?” 470 00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:59,940 I'll tell you. And everyone will be... 471 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,180 Let's go. 472 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,700 Coldplay. 473 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,420 That brought us closer. 474 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:17,140 The bad thing is that he has the pass for disabled people in the car. He'll have to take it off. 475 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:21,900 He can't make a climb like that and get away with it. "I have to park there." Not anymore. 476 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:23,380 I didn't tell him. 477 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,780 HONG KONG 478 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:32,860 Hi Warwick. I was thinking... 479 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:37,820 Because we don't do it anymore of Marco Polo? He returned from China 480 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:44,260 home straight away. You and Karl you could continue to Macau. 481 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:48,460 I booked you a nice hotel, it's called "The Venetian", 482 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,500 so you should feel at home. 483 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:56,300 And as a gift for your last night together 484 00:32:56,420 --> 00:33:00,460 You have a table booked in a restaurant on top of the Macao Tower. 485 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:03,580 It should be beautiful, with a crazy view. 486 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:08,660 So yeah, talk to you later. Hello. 487 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,220 I don't like it get ready 488 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,420 particularly to go to dinner. 489 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:17,380 Sunday dinner at home I don't put anything on it. 490 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,260 I take off my shirt because if the sauce falls on you, 491 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:23,660 then the greasy stain remains. 492 00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:26,340 I'm sitting at the table bare-chested. 493 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:29,220 And I like it. I don't have to be dressed up. 494 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:32,020 I put my shirt back on for dessert. 495 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:36,060 It'll be fine. Ricky organized everything, it will be a beautiful evening. 496 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,300 It's nice that he set this up to celebrate the end of the journey. 497 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:43,700 And then, in Ricky style, 498 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:49,020 he ruined everything. He sent me a message. 499 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,900 We don't go alone to admire the view 500 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:56,260 he wants Karl to skydive. 501 00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,260 It's just a breakup. 502 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:02,100 Why use these do buttons exist? 503 00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:04,580 To waste time. 504 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:09,780 Ricky for tonight basically he told me: "Don't disappoint me, 505 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:14,500 it all depends on you. I don't want to that the show ends in a disappointing way. 506 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,020 We have to have a grand finale, 507 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,980 everyone wants to see him jump." 508 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,060 Will you have dessert? 509 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,500 Certain. 510 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:28,820 If he pays, of course. 511 00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:34,820 I would like to see a plate full of food all for me to eat. 512 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:40,820 But since they carry continuously noodle dishes, dim sum and then ravioli 513 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:43,660 they just seem like a lot of appetizers, right? 514 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,780 It will be nice. 515 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,960 There. 516 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,760 - Good thing we're on target. - I don't know, just to eat... 517 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,040 - It seems a bit exaggerated to me. - The restaurant is up there. 518 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,360 Welcome to Macau Tower. 519 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,240 We hope you enjoy your visit to the iconic 338 meter monument. 520 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,360 Ricky sent me a message today, 521 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,960 wishing us a nice evening. 522 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,720 They also do other things here, besides food. 523 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,560 You can do extreme things... 524 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,440 - ...extreme sports. - Like bungee jumping? Nice. 525 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,320 No, not bungee jumping. 526 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,960 - Yes, instead. - No. 527 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,000 Yes. I don't do extreme sports, Warwick. 528 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,000 - HI. I'm Warwick. - Tony O'Rourke, how's it going? 529 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,920 - This is Karl. - Hi Tony, how are you? 530 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,600 Welcome to Macau Tower. Let's do it various activities: the skywalk, 531 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:55,720 You walk on the edge. The skyjump, then the highest bungee jump in the world. 532 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,120 - Do you know what bungee jumping is? - Yes I know, and I won't. 533 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:04,120 The skyjump is made for those who can't do it bungee jumping. 534 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,000 - Do you want to take a look? - Gladly, but I don't jump. 535 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,480 As you can see, everything is double. 536 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,320 We put two hooks to your harness 537 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:20,240 and very slowly we'll let you down. We call it "controlled descent". 538 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,240 - Already. - It's a delicate descent... 539 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,520 Come on, come on. 540 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,480 Wait a minute. Remember... 541 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,360 - Do you remember the mountain? - Yes. 542 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,200 Here. And I didn't want to do it, I couldn't, but you motivated me to do it. 543 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,040 - Yes, and I'm happy about it. - And with food? Always telling me "Eat!" 544 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:46,240 I would never have eaten testicles, but I did it because you encouraged me. 545 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,040 Why don't you do it? 546 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,240 It must be you to conquer something. 547 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,880 - What was the other thing that could be done? - The skywalk. 548 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,840 - You just have to walk around the perimeter. - It's easy to walk there. 549 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,040 Here you are. Perfect. 550 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,640 Oh Jesus. 551 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,040 I don't like it. 552 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,640 - Karl, did you look down? - Yes. 553 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,840 Your brain is telling you that can't be true. 554 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,400 You wouldn't be so stupid. 555 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,920 Surely. 556 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,920 I don't want any more adrenaline of this one. 557 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,840 I understand the view, 558 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,520 but jump off? I don't understand the meaning of it. 559 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,960 Shall we go take a look? 560 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,720 - It's pathetic, right? - What? 561 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,800 - Not wanting to skydive? - No, the fact that 562 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,600 Ricky continue with these things. But if I don't want to, he can't force me. 563 00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,560 He wouldn't do it either, He's not the type to jump off buildings. 564 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,280 I've never seen him do anything dangerous. 565 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,480 Nothing makes me want it to jump. 566 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,560 Sometimes that's what bothers me of films, there is always a happy ending. 567 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,600 Life is not like that, we don't get always what we want. 568 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:18,960 My favorite movie is The Elephant Man: he kills himself because his head is tired. 569 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,960 - Yes. - And Kes. The brother kills the kestrel. 570 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,080 I don't like happy endings. 571 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,240 Can you sit on the edge? 572 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,240 - I can't get closer, I have... - Where are your knees? 573 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,080 - Do you have knees? - Yes I have them. 574 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,840 We did all this together, 575 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,280 - epic trip, we saw a lot. - Yes. 576 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,960 You know, we screamed, we hated each other, 577 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,720 we bonded. We should do it the last thing together. 578 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,760 - I'll do it if you do it. - I don't do that. 579 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,840 - It can't be difficult, look at me. - That's what I say. You can do it. 580 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,640 - Well, hook me up. - Have you ever had a dwarf here? 581 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,880 - To do it? - No. 582 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,600 - So it's a world record. - Check. I'm just checking. 583 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,200 - Hooks on the back. Check yourself. - You're making me nervous. 584 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,560 You will feel yourself taking off. 585 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,720 - Damn it! - No. Warwick, this is crazy. 586 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,480 Don't look down. 587 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,440 - Warwick, are you sure? - Holy shit, stay there. 588 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,320 It doesn't exist. 589 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,840 Look at me. 590 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,800 You don't have to do this. 591 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,720 You are all idiots. Let me spin again. 592 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,560 It will all be fine. Let's just do it, okay, Warwick? 593 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,920 Skyjump in five seconds. 594 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,720 - Four, three, two... - Don't count like that! 595 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,000 - Fuck! - Good luck. 596 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,960 - Fuck! - Oh my God. 597 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,760 - Holy shit! - Oh my God. Jesus. 598 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,600 - Jesus. - I don't want to look. 599 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,360 - Holy mother! - It was too fast. 600 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,960 Holy shit! 601 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,440 It's beautiful! 602 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,200 Yes! 603 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,560 Yes. 604 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,240 - How was it? - Beautiful! 605 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,680 - Holy shit. - Okay... 606 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,240 - It was beautiful. - Can you do it alone? Okay. 607 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,240 Marvelous. 608 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,320 I want to do it again. It was beautiful. 609 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,080 - Ready? - Hi Ricky, I'm Warwick. 610 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,960 We are at the top of the Macau Tower, and I just jumped out. 611 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,400 - Really? - Yes. 612 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,640 - Well done, friend. - I did it and it was great. 613 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,960 - And Karl almost made it. - Yes, I walked on the edge. 614 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,880 - A lot at the top. - It's funny, because 615 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,120 Karl was afraid that I couldn't do physical things 616 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:59,520 and now you bring it up like a wimp, a cowardly idiot. 617 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,440 - Yes. - You didn't want to make it look like Karl 618 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,240 - a cowardly granny. - No. 619 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,280 You didn't want to make him look like a rabbit. 620 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,560 Yes. 621 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,200 I'm happy for Warwick, it's as if I were part of it too. 622 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,240 - I got him to the edge. - And then you ran away. 623 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,520 Yes, but I helped you do it. It's teamwork, right? 624 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,080 - Yes. - Remember that Frank thanks to me 625 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,600 he checked your prostate. So I feel... 626 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,640 - as if I had been part of it. - But it was worth it for my health. 627 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,440 But with Warwick we didn't. 628 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,760 - A finger up the ass. - No, I'm fine, everything is under control. 629 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,000 - Yes? - I had my ears done. 630 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,280 - My orifices are fine, thank you. - Jesus. 631 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,960 - Testicles? - I saw those, don't worry. 632 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,840 With his harness on, It looks like it has two grapes 633 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,720 that hang. A load. 634 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,320 - Look at them. - Enough. 635 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,240 Amazing, you know? Because they're balls of normal size. 636 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,600 - I don't know, I don't compare them to anything. - Believe me. 637 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,560 Why do you have to... 638 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:14,120 - Why? - And they say that television is banal. 639 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,600 - It's closed. Finished. - Here you are. 640 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,240 - Will you stop talking about my balls? - It's incredible. 641 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,640 Two things I won't forget of the journey: the Spider Sisters and them. 642 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,600 - Jesus. - Just the Spider Sisters and my balls? 643 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,280 - Great. - Let's go eat. 644 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,680 Put me down. 645 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,720 Karl, smile. 646 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,280 They knew you were coming. 647 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,480 Where are your knees? 648 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,080 - Do you have knees? - Yes I have them. 649 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,040 I wasn't hooked. I could have fallen. 650 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,600 Jesus.