1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:05,560 Marco Polo, one of the greatest explorers in the world. 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:10,120 In the 13th century he set out on an epic journey from Venice to China 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,680 which lasted more than three years. 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:18,160 Now, Ricky Gervais sends his friend Karl Pilkington on his trail. 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,520 But this time, he will have company. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,880 You can stop snorting and panting like that? 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,440 Oh, dear. It looks like a sale at Primark. 8 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,560 He said if he had to do it again, he wanted company. 9 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,680 He meant me, but I sent someone else. 10 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,760 Hold on, I can't see. 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,960 They are opposites. Karl complains all the time. 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,280 It drives me crazy. You think you're on holiday. 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,320 He says he doesn't want adventure, he doesn't want stress. 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,040 - I'm not a good swimmer. - Once inside, it's ok. 15 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,320 Warwick never says no, accept challenges. 16 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,680 Play with the camera. Now do a bit like in Oliver. Good! 17 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,760 It's not the right night, is it? 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,560 I've never had a kite. 19 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,800 They will experience the adventure of their life. 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,840 Whether they like it or not! 21 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,480 Wow. 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,480 IN PREVIOUS EPISODES... 23 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,800 I've never seen a dwarf 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,520 go around the world, in any program. 25 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,080 Ranulph Fiennes, when he climbed Everest, 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,680 he didn't bring his friend. 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,640 Karl, what does height have to do with anything? 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,720 - Already. - I think you'd be in the way. 29 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,440 I want to open your mind a little and the eyes, 30 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,360 to appreciate where we are and what we do. 31 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,720 Warwick is an actor. It's what he knows how to do. 32 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,560 Who is the real Warwick? 33 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:44,840 It drives me crazy. 34 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,320 It's exactly like that I told you at the beginning. 35 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,040 - There's nothing here. - There's nothing wrong with that. 36 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,200 It shouldn't be you complaining about being in a narrow place. 37 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,160 If this is your idea of participation, go ahead. 38 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,000 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,760 - It's good, touch it. - I don't like it. 40 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,480 Touch it. 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,840 - I almost died. - Are you OK. 42 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,360 I think you have to find yourself, Karl. 43 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,240 Sunday prayers, how boring! 44 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,480 I don't want to see people praying while stabbing himself with knives. 45 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,000 Let me down. 46 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,720 Hold that rope. 47 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,720 Dick Whittington didn't make things happen dangerous for the cat to have fun. 48 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,000 If you offered me a cat, I would do a barter. 49 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,960 Hello, Warwick. 50 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,000 It's time to leave again. 51 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,440 You will continue the journey passing through India. 52 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,080 MUMBAI, INDIA 53 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,040 Karl didn't exactly love the country the last time 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,400 but now you're here to keep him company, I'm sure he will love it. 55 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,120 Have fun and be sure don't complain too much. 56 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,080 Okay? We'll talk. 57 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,360 I already love the atmosphere. 58 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,400 You can feel the energy, don't you think? 59 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,320 - I want to see the hotel. - You don't have the faintest idea, do you? 60 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,640 You won't even see the hotel. The last time, 61 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,320 I've seen more bathroom doors here than in my entire life. 62 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,880 You'll want to see some graffiti to read something. 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,400 I don't plan on using it the bathrooms while we are out and about. 64 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,560 - I'll go to the hotel and I'm fine. - No. 65 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:32,200 You can't control your ass anymore. Once you get to India, you're screwed. 66 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,960 The ass is starting to do its own thing and it happens after every meal. 67 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:40,000 Grab an appetizer, a main course, a pudding... 68 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,680 ...and persimmons! 69 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:47,760 - How beautiful! Our palace. - Not bad, right? 70 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:55,800 It's splendid. Look at that view. It's magnificent. 71 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,520 It's as I expected. It's full of life. 72 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:03,400 You feel a certain energy here and I like it a lot. 73 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,200 Does Warwick have sight? 74 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,400 - What view? - Warwick sees this? 75 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,000 Look! 76 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,840 They saw you on cameras 77 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,160 and they thought at Antiques Roadshow. 78 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,000 I don't understand why it's all there this stuff left there. 79 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,800 For me it is the summary of India. 80 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,640 That's why they're there the domes on the Taj Mahal, 81 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,080 so it can't be piled up stuff on the roof. 82 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,600 - Do you know what to do with Karl? - I looked at the books. 83 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,720 There is one thing that struck me and it looks cute. 84 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,560 Laughter yoga. 85 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,280 It's proven which cures depression 86 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:53,120 and lifts the spirit and mood. 87 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,520 I hope Karl gets involved and try it. 88 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:07,120 Maybe we will see some changes in him in the following days. 89 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,160 It's not the place I would come to to have a good laugh. 90 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,600 I don't see many smiling faces, despite what you wear. 91 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,160 - They're my yoga pants. - You look like a fucking Oompa Loompa. 92 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,560 Even if I laughed, it wasn't a genuine laugh. 93 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:54,320 It was more of a stress release. 94 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,440 The Warwick Nuisance it at least gives me a chance to scream. 95 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,040 It's more like a scream. 96 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,760 Definitely not a laugh. 97 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,560 - What makes you laugh? - I saw a woman 98 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,120 with a wheelchair, the child fell. It was big 99 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,720 he must have been three or four years old. 100 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,440 He was on the phone. Cigarette, greasy hair and leggings and didn't notice. 101 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,200 He hit the pavement and fell. It made me laugh, no one saw. 102 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,120 It was a private joke, just for me. 103 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,480 This is the problem nowadays. You can't laugh 104 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,640 of things of which you shouldn't laugh. 105 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,040 That's why it's important. We should do it at home 106 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,400 because it can't be done anymore laugh at nothing. 107 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:57,120 Laughter is dying. They're all good to cry, like on X Factor. 108 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,360 Nick Knowles at DIY SOS gives a new kitchen to a guy in a wheelchair and everyone cries. 109 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:07,280 It's part of evolution. We don't laugh like we used to anymore. 110 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,440 Certainly not like that. Have you ever seen of the elderly laughing like this at home? 111 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,320 It's a different aspect of India, compared to last time. 112 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,640 Nobody laughed, the other time. 113 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,840 It leaves me a little perplexed he's having so much fun. 114 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,440 You must find him some disgusting things, to let him try that too. 115 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,920 Then we can do some yoga of laughter, when... 116 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,600 ...he'll shit himself. "Let's have a laugh, Warwick!" 117 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,240 Let's see if he'll laugh again, let's see if this thing works, 118 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,000 in a toilet without paper, without seat, no cup, just a hole. 119 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,600 Here's what I want to see. 120 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,000 Ready? 121 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,000 Smile! 122 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,000 Do it again, you were still sprinting. 123 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:05,640 Hi, Warwick. Given that Mumbai it is the home of Bollywood films, 124 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,320 Imanaged to get you a part in a new blockbuster 125 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,640 that spin while you're there. I also got a part for Karl, 126 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,480 but maybe you'll have to... 127 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:20,120 ...help him a little, guide him on how films are made. 128 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,280 Okay, we'll talk. Thanks, bye. 129 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:27,240 It's an honor, isn't it? Be invited to do something like that. 130 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,040 I don't know how many Westerners do the same. 131 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,400 I don't know if they caught me for my name, 132 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,920 Warwick Davis is pretty cool to appear in a film, right? 133 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,080 Acting is more than you think. I think Karl gets the idea 134 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,520 that's easy, just put on a costume and dancing around silly characters. 135 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,040 But that's not the case. 136 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,600 We're here for the tests. A thousand thanks. 137 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,360 Follow me and be enthusiastic, okay? What should we do? 138 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,520 - New steps and songs. - New songs? 139 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,520 A new movie. I'll show you the steps. 140 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:11,000 One, two, three, go! One, two, three, four... 141 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,400 Good! Follow me. 142 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,480 I'm doing it. 143 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,360 One, two, three, four... 144 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,160 You miss two or three times. From the beginning. 145 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:29,400 One, two, three, go! One, two, three, four... 146 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,360 - One, two, three, four... - Very good. 147 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:36,360 A thousand thanks. I understand where you're wrong. You don't do it in one go. 148 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,840 - It's one, two, three, four. - One, two, three, four. 149 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,120 - Yes, but with the left hand. - One, two, three, four. 150 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:49,160 One, two, one, two. Three, four, five, six. 151 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,400 - You're a little stiff. - Very good. 152 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,920 If I don't follow you, I could melt. 153 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,800 I'm very good. 154 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,240 I don't want you to melt without time. 155 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,680 Melt in time. You have to do the exact same step. 156 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,880 If we all do the same, one person is enough. It doesn't make sense. 157 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,400 - It's about building mass. - No! 158 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,360 But why don't we all have fun doing what we want? 159 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,200 There's music. Everyone moves. 160 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,800 Ultimately, the audience will watch that. 161 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,800 I would like to hang out while they do that and do something different, 162 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,080 give some energy and then sneak away again. 163 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,800 Dance should be an expression. 164 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,240 Something different comes to me from music than Warwick. 165 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:38,000 I don't drink anything but Warwick he dances better than me. It doesn't exist. 166 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,160 Not in this world. 167 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,080 - I mean, look at him. Have you seen it? - Yes. 168 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,640 Yes, like that. 169 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:53,800 It doesn't matter who you are. Can't remember, with the time we had. 170 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:59,080 Also Ted Danson and Bruce Willis they would have struggled to do so. 171 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,000 Sometimes that's how it is in this business. You have to somehow... 172 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,480 What do you mean? You are not a singer or a dancer. 173 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,840 Show business in general. The show must go on. 174 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,320 Whatever happens, you have to finish something. 175 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,520 And you can't back out. 176 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,680 It will feel like the early days of Britain's Got Talent. 177 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,920 Or not? 178 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,920 Total shit. 179 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,720 When we do this Bollywood thing, leave it to me, okay? 180 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,680 - Yes, certainly. - Because I have experience in acting. 181 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,360 Here we go again. 182 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,200 - What do you want to say? - With the history of acting. 183 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,840 If we were to do something where you have more experience, I would leave it up to you. 184 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,600 I'd like to see you in your teddy bear costume on a day like this. 185 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,520 With your balls sweating. 186 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:59,240 Stop this bear thing, I made Star Wars 30 years ago. 187 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,120 And I wouldn't have had a career without that movie. 188 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,600 I am remembered for playing an ewok. 189 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,880 I'm remembered for many things, but you only see me as a bear. 190 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,960 Ok, an ewok, but to me it's a bear, because ewoks don't exist. 191 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,040 The world of science fiction it's made of shit. 192 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,440 Do you like Harry Potter? It's the same thing. 193 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:23,840 - Of course, I was in all eight! - Here, see? I don't like that either. 194 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,160 What do you do in Hollywood? 195 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,240 - In Hollywood? - Yes. 196 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,040 - I haven't done anything recently. - Okay. 197 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,800 - You haven't been to Hollywood. - Yes. 198 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,000 - In Hollywood? - Yes. 199 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,400 - You haven't been to Hollywood. - And you, Karl? 200 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,800 - Yes, and you Karl? - I'm more of an explorer than an actor. 201 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,240 Karl, you will stay here. We'll call you later, okay? 202 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,720 You come. 203 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,160 We'll shoot the song first, here. 204 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,680 - And then we'll shoot the scenes. - Okay. 205 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:13,920 You'll be the typical Indian goofball, my right arm. 206 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:19,440 - Right arm, okay. - Okay? Karl will be your henchman. 207 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,040 - I think it's your costume. - What is my role? 208 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,120 In the dance scene, you're some kind of henchman 209 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,160 of the main gangster. 210 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,400 A gangster wouldn't dress like that. It's not credible. 211 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,360 Sounds like fucking John Inman. 212 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,120 Everything was going pretty well. 213 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,080 This... 214 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,880 with this... 215 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,960 and this... 216 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:59,320 What's happening? They got some pants and they cut the bottom. 217 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,440 He's sick. 218 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,440 - Does this look like this? - Yes, I think. 219 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,400 Sincerely, 220 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,480 this is... 221 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,920 No gangster would dress like that. 222 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:19,760 - What does this look mean? - Very nice. 223 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,240 The dance. 224 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,720 Yes? 225 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,600 - Are you making this up? - Yes. 226 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,240 See? I could dance my way. 227 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,240 That's how it is. 228 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,800 Like this. 229 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,400 Very good. 230 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,200 Very good. Good work. 231 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,000 Okay. 232 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,240 Very good! 233 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,600 All right! 234 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,320 Move! 235 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,280 Yes! 236 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,080 Go! 237 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,560 I'm a gangster or an errand boy? 238 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,920 Because I have bruises and I'm dressed like this? 239 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,040 I think you're gay, we are both gay. 240 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,920 They didn't tell us. 241 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,720 We're both gay, that's why we're angry. 242 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:38,160 Because we're in a gang and we can't tell anyone we're gay. 243 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,400 - Warwick, this is Shilpa. - HI. 244 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,520 The prima ballerina. 245 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,880 - Warwick Davis, my pleasure. - He's a Hollywood star. 246 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,720 - And this is Karl. - HI. 247 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,440 - It's new, I think. - Nice to meet you, Karl. 248 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,280 My pleasure. 249 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,800 It's your time, remember your face. Sell ​​it! 250 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,000 Music! Movie camera! 251 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,600 Well! 252 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,360 Do as in Oliver. 253 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:19,200 - Good. Move your body, go. - What else? 254 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,680 Bend over, play with the camera. Yes. 255 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,440 Here she is, flirt with her. 256 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,000 This is Chingari! 257 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,640 Scotland Yard? 258 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,880 - What will you do to get Carli arrested? - Yes, do something. 259 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,880 - I didn't like that shot. - Well, if he's happy... 260 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,680 I would have preferred to do another one, to tell the truth. 261 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,400 - It was chaotic. - Yes, but I like it. 262 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,800 Freedom to mix things up. 263 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,160 - It wasn't professional. - Compared to what? 264 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:11,560 We did one take, it wasn't good. We have continued and it will be there forever. 265 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,120 - Nobody will see her. - I'm a professional. 266 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,120 It was a mess, I don't feel comfortable. Look at these pants. 267 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,680 Nothing is right in this costume. 268 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,640 It's not bad. 269 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,320 Hi, Warwick. I hope you enjoyed Bollywood. 270 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,920 It's time to see the real India. 271 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,520 Oh, dear. It looks like a sale at Primark. 272 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,680 I booked a train for you, it's a relaxing way to move. 273 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,440 Go to Varanasi. 274 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,360 The child passes out the window! 275 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,640 You'll see one of the things more incredible. 276 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,080 Sunrise over the Ganges River. 277 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,600 What the fuck! 278 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:59,760 It's probably one of the places most sacred to Hindus. 279 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,360 To make sure you don't lose it, you will camp 280 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,560 together on the river. Have fun. 281 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,000 Upon your arrival, you will meet Ravi. 282 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,280 Okay? On his boat. We'll talk. 283 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,000 Wow, look at this stuff. 284 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,000 The Ganges River. 285 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,200 Thank you. 286 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,120 What's going on here? 287 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,920 They call them funeral pyres. They do cremations. 288 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,720 They bring their dead from all over India and they cremate them here. 289 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,200 Don't look at the sun while these things happen. 290 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:59,080 In the morning, many come here to meditate and things like that. 291 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,000 The sunrise is very significant for them. 292 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:07,160 - When you die, will you come here? - I hope so, sir. 293 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280 - Do you hope so? - Yes. 294 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,440 - Be cremated in Varanasi. - Thrown on a piece of wood like that? 295 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,880 - Is that okay with you? - Wood? Yes. 296 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:20,760 Not everyone can afford enough wood to cremate the whole body. 297 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:25,720 Sometimes pieces remain who are thrown into the Ganges. 298 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,840 Half-baked bodies, throw yourself like this? 299 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,840 Yes, but they believe 300 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,000 of being in the sacred river that will take them to a better place. 301 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,520 Oh, what's that? 302 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,600 A body that is placed in the river. 303 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,560 They're bringing it. 304 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,800 Are you kidding? There are children swimming. 305 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:50,680 You can pay more for different wood to burn. 306 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,560 Special wood. 307 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,600 It doesn't make sense. "This is special, spend more." 308 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,400 They put pressure on you to fleece you. 309 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,600 - For you it's all a scam. - It is! 310 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,200 It's how the world has evolved. 311 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,160 It certainly wasn't like that at the beginning. 312 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,440 There wasn't a type with wood samples in the case. 313 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,080 "If you really love them, choose mahogany. 314 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,720 It's the best, they will get to heaven much faster than with the others. 315 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,640 Buy this." It's a scam. 316 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,320 In heaven you will stay forever. 317 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,960 What's the point of getting there first? 318 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,280 If heaven exists, I'm afraid I'll get there and find a lot of people 319 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:36,160 that bothered me in this life. And you find it there forever. 320 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,720 People who were a pain in the ass: "Hi, Karl! 321 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,120 You're dead!" Oh, Jesus, he got there. 322 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,000 Forever! 323 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:02,260 Hi, I wanted to make sure that you had arrived in Varanasi and to notify you 324 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:07,340 that you should go to bed because you will have to get up very early, okay? 325 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:13,180 I don't understand why travel to see the sun. It's the same! 326 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:17,300 - Let's make the most of it while we're here, right? - Yes. 327 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,980 - We should pitch the tent towards the east. - Why? 328 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:25,060 To be able to see the sunrise. The majesty. 329 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:28,380 I think it's over there. Okay. 330 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:32,180 - Does it have to be like a dome? - Not exactly. Here are the instructions. 331 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:35,220 Pin this here. Pin this to the back. Done. 332 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:38,900 Look here! Fantastic. All right. 333 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,900 Is this really a tent for two? 334 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:44,860 There is a drawing of two people who sleep there, in the instructions. 335 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:56,980 I don't think he's happy. He was complaining. When I came in he was complaining. 336 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,260 I don't want to force him to do anything because it would be a bit like... 337 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,940 ...bullying, right? I don't want to be a bully, if you want to go to a hotel. 338 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:07,660 It would have been nice to see the sun rise, but let's forget about it. 339 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,740 I don't know... What's wrong? 340 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,940 - What? - What's wrong? 341 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:15,060 We have everything we need: the fire, the tent... 342 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,060 - Then it's fine. Okay. - You understand? 343 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:20,620 Yes, let's do it. 344 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:26,060 As long as you're happy. I was thinking of you. 345 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,980 How kind. 346 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,660 I hear voices. 347 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:36,340 Ravi, there are a lot of people here to see the sunrise? 348 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,060 Yes. There are monks. 349 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:42,100 - Monks? - Yes. They do their rites at night. 350 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,020 There are holy people here with us. 351 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:47,700 And they try to stay away from the crowd. 352 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,660 Because the crowd is disturbing their rites. 353 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:54,180 Why don't we bother them? Why are they so close to us? 354 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,900 - Why don't they go that way? - Because you are in a tent. 355 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,580 They don't know you're here. Do you want to see them? 356 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,780 Yes, that's fine. They don't love... You have something in common with them. 357 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,860 They don't like crowds and neither do you. 358 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:11,900 Yes, we can meet them, this is how they tell us about dawn. 359 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:14,500 Baba! Praise be to Shiva. 360 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,820 What if I call Ricky and I say Warwick is fed up? 361 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:20,020 I don't want to take the blame. 362 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,820 - Why not? - I'm not saying we shouldn't stay. 363 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,580 What could possibly happen? 364 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,940 - Bastards! - Shut up. 365 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,980 Ok, here they are. 366 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,860 How many are there? 367 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:34,180 He seems quite drunk. 368 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,500 I'm not a charmer of snakes. 369 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:40,020 - Welcome. - I'm nobody's charmer! 370 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:43,060 - Welcome to camp. - We are always in a good mood. 371 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:45,380 I don't understand what's happening. 372 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,260 - The bones of the white people will tremble! - Get the fuck out! 373 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,820 - Even the Indians will fear me. - What happens? 374 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:53,540 They seem angry. 375 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,820 No, it's their lifestyle. 376 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,580 I know, but what are you saying? 377 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,700 - They're not angry. They don't sleep. - Aren't they sleeping? 378 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:05,220 We too will do the same in a couple of days. 379 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:08,100 Can we talk about sunrise? Do you love the sun? 380 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:11,620 He is never awake in the morning. He gets drunk until three. 381 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:15,220 He will definitely sleep when the sun rises. He will never see the dawn. 382 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:17,020 He's out of his mind. 383 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,860 Warwick, we can go in the hotel, seriously. 384 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:26,820 Okay, let's get this over with. This is getting ridiculous. 385 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,860 Well done, Warwick. "Make them come!" 386 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:34,700 Let's find some company. We are in the middle of nowhere, very calm. 387 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:37,780 He doesn't want to be part of it. Look at it. 388 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:41,380 He's thinking, "What am I doing here?" Why is he here? 389 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,380 Why does he travel with them? Is it that hard to make new friends? 390 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,980 Maybe there's something good on Twitter, Facebook and MySpace. 391 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,060 They make you meet new people. 392 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:54,620 If you live in the middle of nowhere, you hang around with idiots. 393 00:25:56,060 --> 00:26:00,180 I'm not staying here tonight. I don't care. I don't want him as a neighbor. 394 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,300 Who cares about the sunrise! 395 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,300 Fireworks for Diwali! 396 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:17,500 I'm disappointed of not having seen the dawn, 397 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:21,780 because I don't think I will come back here. I wanted to live that moment, 398 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:26,020 and be able to share it with the audience of the program. 399 00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:31,460 We asked Karl and he said that if you really want to go, 400 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,180 he gets up and comes. 401 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,380 We should go, decidedly. 402 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,660 I did it because if you got up 403 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,660 and you had this experience, I had to do it too. 404 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:58,540 So, what do you think? Pretty majestic, isn't it? 405 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,660 The bodies are still burning. 406 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:07,740 I wonder how long it takes to cook a body. 407 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:13,340 - Until it disintegrates. - Yeah, I don't know. 408 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:20,020 Do you have to wait if you're there? Do you have to wait until it disappears? 409 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,820 I don't know, Karl. 410 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:27,660 - Look, the ash is falling on us. - It's strange, isn't it? 411 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:31,700 It's that person over there, isn't it? 412 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,660 Who knows how much it bothers him to have landed on you. 413 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,380 Just a little. 414 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,620 A bit of a corpse. 415 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,140 “Oh, I missed the Ganges and I ended up on Karl. 416 00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:45,660 After all this road!" 417 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:51,980 I like how the light is reflected on the Ganges. 418 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:54,620 I don't feel anything. 419 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:01,820 Has it arisen? Can we go? Has it arisen completely? 420 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,860 Yes, it arose completely. 421 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,620 Next. 422 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,980 SOUTH KOLKATA WEST BENGAL 423 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:25,780 I hope you'll be a little more enthusiastic of what awaits you. 424 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,340 - Have you heard of the Indian circus? - No. 425 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,900 It's a tradition which is hundreds of years old. 426 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:38,740 I think we should go and see, get involved and maybe have you perform. 427 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:42,420 Here we go again. Any excuse is good to get on stage together. 428 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,580 You should have an agent here, with all the work you do. 429 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,620 Careful! 430 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,260 Heaven... 431 00:28:58,460 --> 00:28:59,740 Here we are. 432 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:02,220 Welcome to the Olympic Circus. 433 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,740 It's not exciting like the circuses I remember. 434 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,300 Look at the roof. 435 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,260 Look at the state it is in. 436 00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:14,420 - Greetings. - Good morning. 437 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,260 - Good morning. - Good morning, Montu? 438 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:20,260 - Warwick, my pleasure. - I'm Karl, please. 439 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:23,220 We will have to try to understand what Karl can do in the circus. 440 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:26,580 - You too. - Here is the motorcycle. 441 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,700 Goodness me. 442 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,060 - Have you already ridden a motorbike? - No, never tried. 443 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,900 It's not that different from a bike. 444 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,740 - Do you know how to ride a bike? - Automatic? 445 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,820 - Yes. - I had a go-kart like this. 446 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,300 Okay, yes. 447 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,580 You can do this: the sphere of death. 448 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,340 You're joking. 449 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,740 It's the first time on a motorbike, I don't do it. 450 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,420 The rope of death. 451 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,420 - The rope of death? - Yes. 452 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,140 Oh, my God. 453 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,540 I can't. 454 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,180 - The number of the frog. - The frog? 455 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:12,780 He's out of ideas. He started great, now pull out a frog. 456 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:18,140 Are there frogs in India? Do they know what they are? 457 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,940 I don't do breaststroke. 458 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:26,020 It's not a circus act. Do you follow me? 459 00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:30,620 I've never heard of it the "incredible setter". Never! 460 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,740 You have to find the elastic point about this. 461 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,860 Thank you! 462 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,580 You can do it! 463 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:44,300 - A thousand thanks. - Because you're small. 464 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,340 - It's easier. - It has nothing to do with it. 465 00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,300 I am a born artist. 466 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:51,540 He has more possibilities to drag the crowd. 467 00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:54,980 I would kill the evening. And I don't understand why it doesn't get there. 468 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,780 He must have noticed. I told him: "Everyone is looking at you." 469 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:02,020 He says that's not true. People pretend of not appreciating oddities. 470 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,500 Not to laugh about it, but only because it's different. 471 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,260 - I'll do a somersault. - Can you do it? 472 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:09,340 It's difficult. I've never done it. 473 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:14,260 Bravo! 474 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:17,020 Look at Warwick and sees the pounds. 475 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:20,820 We'll have to check the car before you go, to see if it's still there. 476 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:24,780 Maybe he'll give us one of his own in exchange, one of the older ones. 477 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:29,300 - What time is the frog there? - I do not know. 478 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,820 You and Warwick have you decided what to do? 479 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:35,740 I'll do a magic trick 480 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,540 or dribbles. It's no use learn something new. 481 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:42,980 - What do you mean by magic number? - I learned it in school. 482 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:48,740 The only thing that worries me is that they're not used to the dick thing. 483 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,020 The thing with the handkerchief... 484 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,780 The public won't understand what am I doing. 485 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:58,580 - There's a bird and you take it out. - And is there a bird? 486 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,900 There is not a bird, I changed it at school. 487 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,780 It's just an egg and I say: "Oh, he's not born yet." 488 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:07,460 This is what I like to do with people. They expect something. 489 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,540 They think they understand and there is the turning point. 490 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,060 Won't you say it's a bird? 491 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,340 You will only have the handkerchief. 492 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,020 I'll say it's a bird. 493 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,700 - Yes. - This is the first floor. 494 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:17,340 And you will do like this... 495 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,140 and there will be the egg. 496 00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:22,980 As you will say: "He is not born yet" to people who don't speak English? 497 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,340 As they say: "Hasn't he been born yet?" 498 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:35,260 There are some English among the audience? 499 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:41,300 Better not to do it more than two minutes. 500 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:44,620 There will be 50 of them in there and they will tell us to go away. 501 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,700 What if we did Laurel and Hardy? Do you think they know them? 502 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:53,260 Benny Hill is still going strong in these places. 503 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:57,420 - Norman Wisdom. - What are the classics of slapstick? 504 00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,900 Oh, yes. 505 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:01,660 The costumes. 506 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:05,260 I was about to ask you if they have one that fits you... 507 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:07,540 - Let's go out. - Yes. 508 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:09,620 - A little jog... - And we say goodbye. 509 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,540 Like this. You bend down. 510 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:13,100 - Yes. - Good. 511 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:24,420 I respect every form of entertainment and entertainment, 512 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:28,900 but in the arena nerves can take over. 513 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:31,940 Not for me, for Karl. He forgot a couple of pieces. 514 00:33:32,060 --> 00:33:34,100 - I'll go around again. - Hit me! 515 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:37,060 I go around again. I have to look at you, don't I? 516 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:40,740 Karl didn't listen to everything I said. 517 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:45,540 Grabs everything, says yes, but he doesn't actually listen. 518 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,980 Come at me from the front, so you can see it. 519 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,700 Yes, Karl. Careful! 520 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:58,340 This is the reason so I don't go to the circus. 521 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:01,140 I wouldn't go see it. It's more fun to do it. 522 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:04,860 I would never go see him and me that we do it. It's sad. 523 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:11,140 Curse! It's a blackout. 524 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,340 How do I perform? 525 00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:16,300 All in all, it went well. 526 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,580 We would have blown the roof off, if there had been one. 527 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,220 SILIGURU WEST BENGAL 528 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:36,500 What you will see now, you will never be able to see him again. 529 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,300 It's a unique opportunity. 530 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,380 It's stuff I like. 531 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:43,140 They call them the spider sisters. 532 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:46,420 - What? - The spider sisters. 533 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:50,820 - What are they? Spider girls? - Siamese twins. 534 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:55,020 - Siamese? You can't say it. - And who says that? 535 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,580 They don't say that anymore. 536 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:02,740 That's where they found them. Ying and Yang or something. There were two of them. 537 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:09,380 What's wrong with that? That's why that Siam is famous: cats and twins. 538 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:14,060 And you would like to take away from the country one of the things he is known for? 539 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,420 I don't understand why it fascinates you. 540 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:19,740 Because it's something different. 541 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:24,620 I've never seen Siamese twins. I've only seen them in photographs. 542 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:30,900 Come and see. 543 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:34,140 I don't want to come in, but I don't want to stay in the car. 544 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:41,140 If Warwick were not small, Would he be as interested as me? 545 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:46,940 He doesn't like to be looked at and maybe he doesn't want to do it to others. 546 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:49,860 They're surrounding him, look. 547 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,620 Christ, we're in the village of the spider sisters, look. 548 00:35:55,980 --> 00:36:00,380 Hi everyone. It's strange, right? 549 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:04,300 Greetings. 550 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:08,180 I'm trying to understand who's in charge here. 551 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,020 Even if they were not united, they are twins anyway. 552 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:16,620 I'll treat them like twins. If you were in the Bros, Matt was the leader. 553 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:22,460 Here's what I have to do. Understanding who's in charge and then... 554 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,260 ...I'll let the other side do it what he wants. 555 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:30,260 - What are they called? - Jamuna and Ganga. 556 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,380 I'm Karl. Tighten this. 557 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,860 And then this. Oh, okay. 558 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:40,780 You have total control of the upper half? 559 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:44,260 I'll wait outside. Let Karl ask his questions, 560 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:46,860 you metabolize them and then we leave. 561 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,500 I'm not good with questions. 562 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:53,700 I'm not well. I have a stomach ache. 563 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,780 We have too stomach ache. 564 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:59,500 Whose stomach is it? Do you have only one stomach? 565 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:02,420 - A stomach? - Yes, one. 566 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,020 He says he has a lot of questions. 567 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:06,740 He was trying to appear journalistic and respectable: 568 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:12,100 “I’ll ask how they feel to be united." 569 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,260 But he won't, right? 570 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:17,620 If you only have one stomach, 571 00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:21,460 who eats? You eat the main course and you the pudding? 572 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:22,740 How does it work? 573 00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:26,420 We eat the same thing together. If we eat rice, it is rice. 574 00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:31,500 If we eat pudding, it's pudding, at the same time. 575 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:35,180 It's... strange. 576 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:41,020 What's happening what if you wake up earlier? 577 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:46,900 Do you want to get up, go to the bathroom, but you don't want to wake the other one. 578 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:50,740 Sometimes it happens, often. It's not a problem. 579 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:54,420 One wakes up earlier... 580 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,820 ...of the other. 581 00:37:56,940 --> 00:38:03,140 She could be in the middle to the noise because he's in the pub. 582 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:11,860 And how does it work with kids? 583 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:13,740 Nothing. 584 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,380 - No boys? - No. 585 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,340 Why are you smiling? You seem a little embarrassed. 586 00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:21,940 Both. You're hiding something from me. 587 00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:24,620 Who are you seeing? Force! 588 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:28,940 Why are you laughing? Has anything happened recently? 589 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:38,940 You said something naughty, they find it funny. 590 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:40,940 All right. 591 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:44,260 We let them prepare for the show. 592 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,580 Thank you. 593 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:51,260 Two heads are better than one, they say. And they have them. 594 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:54,820 That's a good thing. Maybe the future will be like this. 595 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:58,700 That's what we need. There's more stress, you have to be multitasking. 596 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,620 Ready? 597 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,620 - Hello. - Hi, Ricky. 598 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:06,900 - How's it going? - Today we took a detour. 599 00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:11,100 We came to see two twins united. 600 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,940 Apparently that's it which he likes. 601 00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:20,140 What do you mean? I don't want it to be... 602 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:21,980 You know... 603 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,420 - No. - ...an attraction. 604 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:27,260 I'm looking for you Karl, I think you need to talk about it. 605 00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,740 - I'll look for it for you. - Ok, bye. 606 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:30,900 - Thanks friend. - Karl, it's Ricky. 607 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,540 - What do you want? - Talk about this. 608 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,820 - Ready? - Ok. 609 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:37,860 What kind of questions are you asking to these united twins? 610 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:42,500 Any questions. I asked about birthdays. 611 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:47,300 "How do you do it secret gifts?" 612 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,260 They laughed. They had fun with me. 613 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,740 - Okay. - Everyone was worried 614 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:56,700 that I ask if it bothers you to be Siamese calls and they laughed again. 615 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,260 They think you're an idiot. 616 00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,620 - No. - And ignorant. 617 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,380 No, they were rather... 618 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,820 Were they looking at your head? 619 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:06,660 They talked about your head, have they noticed something different about you? 620 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,940 - No. - It would be interesting if you noticed 621 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,860 - that people stare at you. - No. 622 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:16,980 I don't want it to become like one of those terrible and vulgars 623 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:20,020 - programs where there is exploitation. - Exactly. 624 00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:23,940 I understand what you mean, but you should see the crowd here 625 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,500 when Warwick is on the road. It's the same thing. 626 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:31,180 People love to see the little quirks of life. 627 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:35,620 - Are you saying this in front of him? - I'm here next to him, Ricky. 628 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:39,620 That's what humans do, they evolve. Let's stand erect, light the fire, 629 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:42,220 let's learn to say: "What's that?" 630 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:49,380 And that's what I was doing tonight. I wondered, "What's going on here?" 631 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:50,820 Never seen anything like it. 632 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:54,500 It's ironic Karl, because you are the greatest oddity in the world. 633 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:59,060 You're stranger than anyone have met or spoken to. 634 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:02,860 Ok, I'm going tonight anyway to see their show. 635 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,140 - Really? - Yes. 636 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,700 It's incredible. They move very well. 637 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:12,060 They have everything mapped out. 638 00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:22,220 - Amit, can I take them to work? - Take them to work... 639 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,780 I can't believe it! 640 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:28,660 Look at him, he behaves like some kind of hero. 641 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,140 All right? 642 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:35,260 He left me here. I no longer exist. It's all taken up by... 643 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:37,380 ...everything that's going on. 644 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:40,940 I don't know what to do, I don't know what to say, he's gone. 645 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:45,260 He didn't even think about giving me a passage. For the spider sisters, yes, 646 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:49,860 he would do anything, probably he's doing their makeup for the show. 647 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,980 Is this where you work? 648 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,020 In the next episode by An Idiot Abroad. 649 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:02,260 It would be nice if Warwick were here to make more money. 650 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:05,860 I will, I'm white, bald, they've never seen anyone like me. 651 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,740 They have never seen a little man. 652 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:11,540 - He proposed to perform. - Fantastic. 653 00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:14,660 I won't stay there to make people stare at me. 654 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:18,260 Why do you do it? When I thought I had said the strangest thing 655 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,420 and stupid as possible, you do worse. 656 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:22,820 You sit down, I'll stand behind you, people come in, 657 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,420 I'll line you up in the middle. 658 00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:27,220 It annoys me don't have the same experiences. 659 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:30,340 Want to share how you did it with the spider sisters? 660 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,580 Yes. 661 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,340 - It's not bad. - Don't tell me what it is. 662 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,220 It's a lamb's testicle. 663 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,500 Strange that I have diarrhea and you don't. 664 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:42,380 - Does this really convince them? - It's just an excuse to disguise ourselves. 665 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,900 You don't get what you want. 666 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,900 My favorite movies are Elephant Man 667 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:50,220 and Kes. I don't like happy endings.