1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:06,200 Marco Polo, one of the greatest explorers in the world. 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,840 In the 13th century he set out on an epic journey from Venice to China 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,400 which lasted more than three years. 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:18,760 Now, Ricky Gervais sends his friend Karl Pilkington on his trail. 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,800 But this time, he will have company. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,880 You can stop snorting and panting like that? 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,680 Oh, dear. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,360 Looks like a sale at Primark! 9 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,480 He said if he had to do it again, he wanted company. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,440 He meant me, but I sent someone else. 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,680 Hold on, I can't see. 12 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,960 They are opposites. Karl complains all the time. 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,600 It drives me crazy. You think you're on holiday. 14 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,160 He says he doesn't want adventure, he doesn't want stress. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,960 - I'm not a good swimmer. - Once inside, it's ok. 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,160 Warwick never says no, accept challenges. 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,680 Play with the camera. Now do a bit like in Oliver. Good! 18 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,760 It's not the right night, is it? 19 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,720 I've never had a kite. 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,720 They will experience the adventure of their life. 21 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,840 Whether they like it or not! 22 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,480 Wow. 23 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,080 Everything OK? 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,400 Thank you for accepting a new adventure. 25 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,880 You are about to undertake Marco Polo's route. 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,760 It is one of the most famous explorers of history. 27 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,640 Starting from Venice, it crossed Europe and Asia. 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,760 You will get all the way to China. 29 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,520 I remember telling you that Dick Whittington was walking around London 30 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,280 with his cat. You asked me: "Why a cat?" 31 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,800 Here's your little companion. 32 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,840 I asked you for a companion, not a little companion. 33 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,480 Someone who can help you, bring something. 34 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,080 - Wait... - Yes? 35 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,120 You're saying that I will come to the party empty-handed? 36 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:02,520 I've never seen a dwarf travel the world on a television program. 37 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,160 When Ranulph Fiennes he climbed Everest, 38 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,600 he didn't say: "Here's my little companion." 39 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,680 If I'm honest... 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,040 - Because what... - What does his height have to do with it? 41 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,320 - I think you'd be in the way. - No, this is not good. 42 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,720 I've had to worry in the past only about myself. 43 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,480 - Already. - I don't have many companions. 44 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,120 I don't think I need it. What worries me 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,880 is that you can hold on to me like a mussel, slowing me down. 46 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,360 - That's how I see it. - A mussel? 47 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,640 Well, something that won't let go, a leech. 48 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,600 - From my point of view... - A mussel is offensive. 49 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,080 - The leech can go. - A leech 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,040 that sucks blood, consumes energy: "Will you bring me this?", 51 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,960 "Will you take the other one?". - It'll be fine. 52 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,880 It won't go well. I should register you while repeating: "It will be fine!", 53 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,320 so when you get pissed off, I'll tell you: "Do you remember?" 54 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,880 "It'll be fine!". He doesn't realize it, it won't be a walk in the park. 55 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,160 - It'll be fine, really! - It will all be fine. 56 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Venice, Italy. 57 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:22,320 This is where Marco Polo came from, this is where it all began. 58 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:28,040 - Think how old it is. - After a while you'll feel nauseous. 59 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,640 This city is made for mermaids. 60 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,680 You know what I mean... It's a nuisance! 61 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,960 If you live here it's not a bother, it's part of your life, 62 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,480 you know if you have to go from here to there you have to ride a gondola 63 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,040 or take a bridge and cross. 64 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,240 I think we're past the era where we walked in the water, 65 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,680 we stopped swimming millions of years ago. We were fish, right? 66 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,680 - We weren't fish... - We were a sort of aquatic worm 67 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,200 but we have evolved and we became people. 68 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,640 I don't know how old this place is, but it takes us way back in time. 69 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,120 - You can't live like this. - Yes you can! 70 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,080 - Living like this is a pain in the ass! - This city 71 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,360 It's been like this for centuries! 72 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,480 - Where are we going? - You go straight. 73 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,440 I have no other choice... Like Pac-Man. 74 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,960 It's like after a fire alarm, they are all waiting. 75 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,440 They came for this, to see Piazza San Marco. She's beautiful! 76 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,040 - Never heard of it. - It's from 1600, 77 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,400 it was the center of culture and of European social life. 78 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,560 You can feel the energy. 79 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,640 It's interesting to see how human bodies were represented. 80 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,360 The body has not changed since then. 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,560 They were a little more tanned because they walked around with their jewels exposed. 82 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,240 If you're always walking around without anything on, 83 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:56,080 at the very least you have to have the turtle. I put on a t-shirt and off I go. 84 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,040 - Nobody has an animal with them. - Why do you think there should be? 85 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,120 Just to cheer you up. A big orange cat in the corner 86 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,800 would have alleviated the pain of those beaten to death. 87 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,600 - It's the stuff dreams are made of. - Oh my... 88 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,800 - Wait... - Christ! 89 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:21,440 I'm telling you, it'll make my balls spin if he continues with this tourist bullshit. 90 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,600 He thinks he's on vacation. Marco Polo didn't do that, 91 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,360 it didn't stop every five minutes to feed the pigeons. He was an explorer! 92 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:32,520 He went to buy ice cream and postcards and left me his bag. 93 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,440 Fucking ice cream! It'll take us forever 94 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,640 to get to China. 95 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,320 I got you some ice cream. 96 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,160 It melted a little along the way. Do you like vanilla? 97 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,120 Yes, I like vanilla. 98 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,720 We can't continue like this. 99 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,680 - What? - Go around taking photos 100 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:59,160 - it's not for me. - I'm trying to open your eyes. 101 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,280 It's to appreciate what we are and what we are doing. 102 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,480 That's why we feed the pigeons, let's eat Italian ice cream... 103 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,480 What does it mean? I've never heard of it 104 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,560 that we go to Venice for the pigeons. 105 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,320 They are also in Trafalgar Square. 106 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,720 I'm starting to think I'm here with the wrong person. 107 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,920 - I'm not complaining on purpose. - No, of course. 108 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,720 You couldn't have known that I don't like these things. 109 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,760 What is that lion with wings doing there? 110 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,720 To do so today one would say: “What is that shit?” 111 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,200 - It's perfect. - Thank you. 112 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,440 It's a lovely room! 113 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,960 It's like when you go out with your girlfriend for the first time, suddenly 114 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,440 it's like this, 115 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,520 you're with her all the time. 116 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,280 So, you realize how she really is, 117 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,880 the small defects, the things that irritate you. 118 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,080 Everything is amplified. 119 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:16,120 The honeymoon it shouldn't be after marriage, 120 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,120 but first, to get to know each other better both. 121 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,640 Hello! 122 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,760 I'm Ricky, I wanted to hear from you. 123 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,840 I wanted to make sure that you are settling in. 124 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:42,600 If you need anything, call. And let me know if that idiot 125 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:47,640 he complains too much or if he doesn't complain at all, 126 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,600 because that's exactly the beauty of it. 127 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,360 If you don't complain, we have to change something. 128 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,720 Okay, talk to you soon. Hello! 129 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,960 - Do you have plans for today? - Yes! 130 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,240 Some fun things I'd like to do. 131 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,960 I would like to introduce you to Karl 132 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:12,280 the masquerade ball. 133 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:17,000 It's a long tradition, which offers people anonymity, 134 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:21,960 so they can get it out their alter egos. 135 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,000 The priests and nuns also participated. 136 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,360 They could escape things which they usually couldn't get rid of. 137 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,720 So, I guess which is quite interesting. 138 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,440 Here we are. 139 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,280 - Costumes? - You're almost there. 140 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:44,120 - Disguises. - Masks. Choose your character. 141 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,960 - I hate these things. - Why? 142 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,080 - It's forced fun. - The concept is... 143 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,160 For some it was difficult maintain anonymity, 144 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:57,080 while with the mask they could become someone else. 145 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,120 - Another person. - Did everyone do it? 146 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,720 They were all involved. 147 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,360 What do you think, does the hat suit me? 148 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,920 Honestly, I don't think so that this is for you. 149 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Wait, they knew you were coming. 150 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,200 Now that's fun! You're the one who has to get dressed, not me. 151 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,400 With that you're just a different person. 152 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:32,240 I'd like to find the doctor's of the plague. He has a huge nose. 153 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,400 Could the doctor dress like this? 154 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,560 - Already. - He's coming 155 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,040 to check you out, dressed like this! 156 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,880 - I don't know if... - Mr. Davis, 157 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,520 listen. 158 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,920 She has ball cancer. 159 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,040 I don't want to have bad news from someone like that. 160 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,400 It's fun, not bad at all. 161 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,000 - Hello, good morning! - Lovely shop! 162 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:59,480 - Thank you. - We have to go to a masquerade ball. 163 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,680 We need the right dress. 164 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,920 Certain. We have this, a little simpler. 165 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,080 This is cute too, clownish. 166 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,120 - This is wonderful! - Yes! 167 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,080 Let's see how it looks on you. 168 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:19,880 Don't wear it like a fancy dress, you have to get into character. 169 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,080 - You're not taking this the right way. - I'm fine with this. 170 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,480 It's not about feeling good, he's a character. 171 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,920 You speak as if you I had put Shakespeare on stage. 172 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,400 You played the bear in Star Wars. 173 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,200 And a green gnome in something else, that you always talk about. 174 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,800 Okay, let's take the Star Wars bear. It was a kind of farce. 175 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,840 Hidden in there, I was able to explore thoroughly understand the character of an Ewok. 176 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,520 This is where it gets ridiculous. I liked the jacket. 177 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,000 As far as I'm concerned, this ruins it. 178 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,120 I look like a sperm. 179 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:56,040 - Do you prefer Pierrot? - Which mask should I wear? 180 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,600 - The black and white one. - And what do you tell people? 181 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,960 The message is: "I am a dreamer." 182 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,080 Dream? It suits me more. 183 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,640 - Yes? - Yes, it's for me! 184 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,800 You seem a little sad. 185 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,600 - I'm looking at you, that's enough. - Ah... 186 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,840 Save the sympathy for the ladies. 187 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,240 - Holy shit! - Don't say that... 188 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,920 - Christ... bullshit! - You're boring. 189 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,080 - Try to be pleasantly sad. - I'm sad. 190 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,720 Here, bow your head a little. 191 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,040 - Who will you be? - Casanova. 192 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,320 - Casanova? - Already. 193 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,320 - You? Okay. - Already. 194 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,560 It's dangerous, I can barely see. I'm in a city made up of 90% water. 195 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,200 I'm in a channel. 196 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,720 Okay. 197 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,760 Here you go. 198 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,240 And the hair. 199 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,640 You're going to walk around like this all night? 200 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,840 Step aside, plebeian! 201 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,080 I can't do it, you already made me go out of your mind 202 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,640 walking up and down like this, I swear! 203 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,760 - I won't spend the night like this! -How do you know? 204 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:25,560 - I know, look at you! - Madame, will you allow me this dance? 205 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,120 Absolutely not! 206 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,080 Are you ready for the party? 207 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,000 In truth, 208 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,160 if I'm honest, no. 209 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,640 Not at all. 210 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,840 It's Warwick's wish. 211 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,960 For now, it seems so that's what Warwick wants 212 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Warwick gets. It's already enough to warm up. 213 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:00,360 I don't want to be someone else. I've been myself for 39 years. 214 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:06,000 What is it for? I'm happy to be me. Warwick is an actor. 215 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,920 He does it for a living. Who is the real Warwick? 216 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,000 What is he really like? 217 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,720 He played the bear in Star Wars, an elf in I don't know what else. 218 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,080 The next day it was called "Willow". 219 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:22,560 You could swear it was of some kind of troll under a bridge. 220 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,080 I don't know if he was also in the cast of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 221 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,240 He always has the attitude of someone who thinks: “People recognize me.” 222 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:34,240 I don't know, I don't know what he did. 223 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:39,560 Even if his face is never seen, he poses as a real actor. 224 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,520 Oliver Reed never got dressed as an elf. 225 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,880 Let's eat, let's have a chat 226 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,200 and let's go. 227 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,120 - Have you ever been to a costume party? - No. 228 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,120 We're missing a bachelor party on the next ship. 229 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,400 Things? What did you do to the shoes? 230 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,120 Nobody will look at my feet. 231 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,600 Of course they will! They ruin the look! 232 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,760 Why should they look at my feet? 233 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,760 - They are noticeable. - It is not true! 234 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,840 - It's not like that. - They're not the authentic ones. 235 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,280 Remember: dignity! 236 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,240 Karl, give us a hand! 237 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,880 Thank you. 238 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,120 I can't believe it... 239 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,320 Thank you very much. 240 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,920 Don't screw it up with your attitude. 241 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,400 - Our guests... - Here we are. 242 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,160 - Make yourself at home. - This is Warwick. 243 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,720 - Madame...Don't say my real name. - Manuela. 244 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,240 Pleasure! 245 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,440 I am a weaver of dreams. 246 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,480 Do you often dress like this? 247 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,360 You don't have to ask it like that. 248 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,880 Speak as the character would speak. 249 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,640 - Are you very different from this? - No. 250 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,200 Talk about the room, the food, 251 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,240 of the experience. 252 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,360 Venetians love to dress up and play games 253 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:34,320 - to seduce their victims. - Casanova! 254 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,560 That's right, just like you! 255 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,440 I don't know what's happening. 256 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,920 It's horrible, it seems to be to Come dine with me. 257 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,520 They laugh and have fun. 258 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,320 I'll find something which I want to do and which he hates. 259 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,920 I'll tell him, "Remember when I got dressed stupid for you? You owe me a favor." 260 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,600 - If she were a nun, you could! - I'm not a nun! 261 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,000 That's why you don't have it. 262 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,560 No, I'm fine, I ate some pasta, I feel almost full. 263 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,400 I'm fine like this. 264 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,960 Health! 265 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,360 I'll have a drink and then I'll leave, I have to get up early. 266 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,400 Maybe he stays, but I run away. 267 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,200 - Ready? - Hello. 268 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,280 - How's it going? - It's driving me crazy. 269 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,160 - What does he do? - It's exactly as I said. 270 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:42,320 He took it for a vacation. He put himself one of those judge wigs... 271 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:47,280 We have over 7,000 km to go and he is sitting eating canapés. 272 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,960 What did he wear? Tell me again, how did he dress? 273 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,000 I don't know, I don't know what it is, I don't know what it means. 274 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,200 I've never seen it, I don't know what he's wearing. 275 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,000 Describe it to me... a little judge with a wig. 276 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,360 A red velvet jacket, with buttons. Like Adam Ant. 277 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,360 Imagine Adam Ant as a child. 278 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,560 You should see how they look at it. From the gondola, 279 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:15,600 people looked at the buildings and wondered, "What's going on there?" 280 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,560 “What's going on over there?” 281 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:24,600 They will think you are a businessman with a strange obsession, like in Pretty Woman 282 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,040 - Pretty Woman? - Oh my God! 283 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:40,520 We could play a game. 284 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,280 - An ancient Venetian game... - Of course. 285 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,480 Casanova did it. 286 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:52,560 - The pleasure machine. - It's kind of 287 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,280 of Monopoly? - Who's first? 288 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,760 Well, it's his idea, so... 289 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,960 - He wanted to come to the party. - Already. 290 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,520 Therefore, Warwick, it is your turn. 291 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,040 - Can I have something to drink or eat? - You come. 292 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,160 Let's both go inside. We are traveling together, we are experimenting 293 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,240 together the pleasure machine. - Yes. 294 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,160 It's a strange thing. 295 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,600 Come on, please, let's go together. 296 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,920 Put on the blindfold. 297 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,360 Do you see me? 298 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,560 - No. - Okay. 299 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,840 Give me your hand, turn towards me. 300 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:36,640 - Don't worry. - Sensory deprivation. 301 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,920 We both get into the car of pleasure. It's not a car, 302 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,000 but a changing room, covered by a tent. 303 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,680 - Close. - The car left. 304 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,760 - Wait... - No! 305 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,760 It's my hat! 306 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,760 Board games were invented by people 307 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,920 who didn't know each other and that they had nothing to talk about. 308 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,880 It's like the mime game. Playing gets you out of trouble, 309 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,880 bring out the games when the party is failing. 310 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,280 It smelled like garlic and cheese. 311 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:24,400 A smelly stranger he breathed in my face. 312 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:29,760 The pleasure machine... I thought: "Where is the pleasure?" 313 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,840 Do you want to go? 314 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,920 I think we really have to go. 315 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,120 I don't want it, I don't like it. 316 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,920 I tried it. 317 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,560 What are your intentions? 318 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,680 I don't know what he was playing at, what kind of pleasure he felt, 319 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,400 but he was in no hurry to leave. 320 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,760 Relax... 321 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,680 - I'm relaxed. - That's good. 322 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,400 - Now I've had enough. - Touch. 323 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,400 I don't know what you're asking me to touch. 324 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,440 - It's my hand. - Take care of him. 325 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,680 - No. - See you later. 326 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,080 Karl? 327 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,880 Fucking car! Just a lot of nonsense! 328 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,120 Things? 329 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,880 There are a lot of hands. Christ! 330 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,720 Today I will have my share of fun. 331 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,680 - Warwick did what he wanted. - Wait... 332 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,120 The caresses and everything else 333 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:57,480 they were his wish. So today I'm going to take one of those for a spin 334 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,600 jet pack. I saw it on the internet, you put it on your back. 335 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,600 You skim across the water, you can use it to propel yourself through the air. 336 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,560 It's like a super power, the closest thing to flying. 337 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:14,360 The problem with Venice is that it is anchored to the past, it is ancient: the art, the buildings. 338 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,480 Instead, a jet pack is ideal. 339 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:23,400 I don't understand why they don't use it, they keep wasting time in the gondola. 340 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,360 It's not practical. This is what it's all about: 341 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,080 show the future to the kids who follow us from home. 342 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,280 Look at it! 343 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,400 It looks like James Bond! 344 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,680 That's where they'll harness you, to fly high over the lagoon. 345 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,000 It's not what I thought... 346 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,280 It's really cool, Now I'm really excited! 347 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,280 - Ready? - How's it going? 348 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,120 Ah, Ricky! That's very good, thanks. 349 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,680 Today is a different day. Among many things to do in Venice, 350 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,120 We came for a ride with a jet pack. 351 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,200 - Oh, okay. - He thinks it's the future. 352 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,360 This thing, in fact, it has a futuristic look, 353 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,400 but when he wears it, he loses everything. 354 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,400 - What are you talking about? - Stunning... 355 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,240 I think he regretted it, he looks terrified. 356 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:27,840 Yes, it probably is just because it's his idea 357 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,440 He would like to have more fun than you, but it backfires on him. 358 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,480 Don't worry. 359 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,240 - See you! 360 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,480 - We told each other everything. - Attack! 361 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,520 Press the button. 362 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,400 Ok, have fun, I'll talk to you soon. 363 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,560 Ok, greetings Ricky. Thanks, bye. 364 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,960 Agree. 365 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,240 Slower! 366 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,360 Something drags me back. 367 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,440 Further down. 368 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,880 I thought being in the water was enough and let it go. 369 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,160 I'm not a good swimmer and I find myself with a scaffold on his back. 370 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,200 It had to be the future! 371 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,640 - Are you OK? - Not so much, I don't want to do it. 372 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,560 I thought it was easier. 373 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,520 It will all be fine. You just have to dive. 374 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,840 I can't breathe with this fucking turtleneck. 375 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,240 Would you rather freeze to death? 376 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,600 - You'll like it. - No. 377 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,440 I'd rather not do it. 378 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,520 - You booked it. - I know! 379 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,760 - Don't make me nervous. - Just one step. 380 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,080 It weighs! 381 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,840 Let me rest for a moment. 382 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,160 Where would you rather be, here or behind the curtain of pleasure? 383 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,760 - Lie down and relax. - Okay. 384 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,200 - It's so unfortunate. - Slower. 385 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,080 Karl, how do you feel? Are you excited? 386 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,440 - You have to pull yourself up this way. - Standing? 387 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,640 - Yes, straight, up and down. - My legs are full of air. 388 00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:01,920 - Lean forward. - I'm trying. 389 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,520 I like the idea that he gave himself shoots himself in the foot. 390 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,360 I can't put my legs down. 391 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,640 Lean forward. 392 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,080 No. 393 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,520 - Okay. - Relax. 394 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,360 - Are you calm? - Okay. 395 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,560 Are you ready, then? 396 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,320 Press the button. 397 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:34,560 Now try to keep your balance and rotates on its belly. 398 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,520 Christ! 399 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,880 - Help! - Turn around! 400 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,680 - Are you OK? - No, I can't control it. 401 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,640 You have to shift your weight backwards and turn around. 402 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,360 - Forget it! - I'll come with you, if you want. 403 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,680 It's not worth it, I don't feel ready. Christ! 404 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,080 - Exciting, isn't it? - How did they conceive it? 405 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,600 At Dragon's Den I saw people carrying more useful things than this fucking thing! 406 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,120 They want to send you to the other world. 407 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,960 Oh, brilliant! 408 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,920 Smile, Karl. I'll take a photo of you with the backdrop of Venice. 409 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,640 What are you doing? 410 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,560 - I almost died. - It is not true. 411 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,800 - I almost died. - It's okay. 412 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,440 - Pull the thread. - The cap? 413 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,520 Pull the thread and remove the jet pack. 414 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,680 - He understood the cap. - It does not work. 415 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,840 - Throw it! - It's brilliant! 416 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:41,040 I told you, it doesn't come off, throw this shit in the garbage! 417 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,160 - Pull the yellow rope. - I'm pulling it. 418 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,080 - No, the yellow one! - There's only one! 419 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,480 Okay. 420 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,720 Wait a second. 421 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,360 Fucking algae! 422 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,720 Okay, just wait a second. 423 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,760 Right now, it looks like a cockroach who fights not to die. 424 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,320 You see, it's business as usual. I don't know what I want from life. 425 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,360 It's my fault, I can't blame anyone. 426 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,520 I'm not a good swimmer, I couldn't get out of that thing. 427 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,760 My whole life has passed before me. 428 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,400 What did you see? 429 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,440 Algae. 430 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,400 It was embarrassing, right? 431 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,480 At least I tried. 432 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,320 - While you were sitting there. - Have you tried? I would not know... 433 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:05,160 While we were there, I never believed that the engine would start. 434 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:25,440 Okay, kid. I heard about the jet pack. Pathetic! 435 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,520 Alright, time to go. I know you're impatient 436 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,640 so I found an alternative to Marco Polo's route. 437 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,760 You will cut through Macedonia, in Eastern Europe 438 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,560 This is not the true path made by Marco Polo. 439 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:43,520 Why copy someone else? There are other roads, other paths. 440 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,360 To go to Tesco Don't you always take the same route? 441 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,520 Skopje, Macedonia 442 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,440 There is the largest nomadic community there of Eastern Europe. 443 00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,080 They will take care of you tonight, it will be a kind of caravan holiday. 444 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,280 You'll make yourself at home, okay? See you later, bye. 445 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,440 Being a nomad, bah! Something tells me I'm going to like it 446 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,480 but I don't know, I don't like change. 447 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,520 The way they live it's a daily change. 448 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,880 They never adapted to the environment surrounding. Like a holiday. 449 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,840 The very first days it shocks you a little. 450 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,040 - Where do you go to get milk? - There's nothing. 451 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:29,440 I don't understand how people do it in our country to call themselves "nomads". 452 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,520 They don't go around with carts, they stay in caravans, planted on concrete. 453 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,280 They're not going anywhere. They are not travellers, they are on bricks. 454 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,720 Thank you. 455 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,400 - Apple pie? - Excellent! 456 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,080 It's delicious, thank you. 457 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,360 Thanks, it's good. 458 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,880 - Shall we sleep here tonight? - Here. 459 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,480 Karl, there's a hole in the roof. 460 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,520 - Let's put on that plastic sheet. - Let's put the plastic on the outside. 461 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,080 - At the top? - Already. 462 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,200 Karl, would you take my bag before he gets wet? 463 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,560 There's a hole. 464 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,440 Wait, I need more space, look how small it is. 465 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,240 Stop complaining! 466 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,080 - Look here. - There's nothing wrong. 467 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,360 Everyone complains about being in spaces too narrow, you're not the only one. 468 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,920 Never seen anything like it. Never heard of anyone 469 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,520 that sounds like a goat. Never seen it. 470 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,680 It's done well, It doesn't even look like a dead animal. 471 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,520 He looks cheerful. I suppose all animals 472 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,360 lend a hand in some way. It's the panda problem, 473 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,400 they don't have a job. They die out in indifference. 474 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,680 Instead if you have an animal which contributes...See the dogs, 475 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,440 for example dogs for the blind, Huskies. It's more work for the goat, 476 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,040 milk, cheese, 477 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,280 musical instruments! 478 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,440 It's beautiful. We danced. 479 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,800 He gave rhythm. They all seemed happy that I danced with them. 480 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,240 Warwick, on the other hand, looked a little fed up. 481 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,760 What is it? 482 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,040 Yep... 483 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:24,480 I don't know if he knows this story 484 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,640 between me and the nomads. They like to touch me for good luck. 485 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:34,400 Apparently, my head is the point luckier, the rest of the body less so. 486 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,280 He says they touched him by deception, making excuses like, “You have a fly there.” 487 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,800 They do it to touch his head, in exchange for luck. 488 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,760 - Yes, luck! - That's a load of bullshit. 489 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,320 I stayed with him for a while. It makes my balls spin. 490 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,120 Cute, thanks! 491 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,480 It was tough, Warwick it was a little annoying when we arrived. 492 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,280 I worked my ass off out there, 493 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,560 to dance, to entertain them. And he's sitting there not doing shit. 494 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,120 At a certain point, 495 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,120 they showed some interest for him, for Hollywood, 496 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,360 for his family. He took out his album. 497 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,600 These are our children, here we are in Hollywood. 498 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,200 - Hollywood? - Movies. 499 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,920 Harrison, Sam, my wife... 500 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,840 We were on vacation. 501 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,680 Are you going on holiday? 502 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,040 - You are always on holiday. - This is a car. 503 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,280 This is a flag. And this is a pigeon, ugly, right? 504 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,720 I don't have a photo of Suzanne, but of the pigeon yes. 505 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,440 - How did the night go? - I slept. 506 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,280 I slept pretty well, after all. 507 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,560 We covered ourselves with plastic. I think he slept too, 508 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:08,560 it was wrapped, sealed, 509 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,520 like a samosa. 510 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,520 In his own way, he is cut out for these things. I always said 511 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,680 which is not up to par, but if you have to sleep in a hole, 512 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,480 in a crack, 513 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,280 he is perfect. 514 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,360 - Greetings! - Good morning. 515 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,160 Stop huffing and puffing that way. 516 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,200 I don't want to breathe deeply. 517 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,000 It smells like goat shit everywhere. 518 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,280 On the tourist guide I found something you might like. 519 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,600 Sufism, a religion very popular in these parts. 520 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,280 They practice mystical exercises to achieve a state of spiritual trance. 521 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,120 - Maybe you need to find yourself. - No, it's not a problem at all. 522 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,680 Is that all? 523 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,560 What do you know about spirituality? Tell me. 524 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,160 I was hypnotized once by Paul McKenna. 525 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,400 - HI. - Greetings! 526 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,320 - How is it going? - I'm Warwick. 527 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,680 - Karl. - Murtezau. 528 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800 - Murtezau. - Exact. 529 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,280 - Do you come here every day? - Yes, I live here. 530 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,120 So... 531 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,160 - What are those? - He's a man 532 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,120 in this place. 533 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,680 - It's not about tomatoes, they're coffins. - Exact. 534 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,760 This is my grandfather. He was a school teacher. 535 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,320 - He was a teacher at school. - Yes. 536 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,600 - Is there a place reserved for you? - This is my place. 537 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,120 - This? - Yes, when I die. 538 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,920 Do you like it? Are you happy with this space? 539 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,720 Yes! 540 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,960 Right under the light bulb. 541 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,360 It doesn't give the impression of being a cemetery, it seems more... 542 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,560 - Yes it looks like a cemetery. - It looks more majestic. 543 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,760 It's crazy. I would like to remember the dead for what they were, 544 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,080 Don't stick them in a basement. 545 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,320 They are piled up like in an exhibition hall. 546 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,960 I wouldn't have imagined it, they wouldn't allow it in our country. 547 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,960 You must ask for permission for a greenhouse. 548 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,640 Why shouldn't we accept it? I don't understand what's strange about it. 549 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,960 How would you explain it? People come and say, “Oh, cool!” 550 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,960 They ask you, “What do you store down there?” And you're like, "Oh, that's Aunt Jane." 551 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,720 You can't accept things for who I am. 552 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:44,440 You always want to change everything. It's been like this here for 150 years. 553 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,080 It's better if I don't answer you, seriously. 554 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,720 - Karl, this is for you. - Okay. 555 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,360 You are now a dervish. 556 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,960 It was cute at first, we were having fun, 557 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:55,560 all sitting in a circle, dancing, to pray, to do the... what's it called. 558 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,120 Suddenly, while they were doing these things 559 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,440 and I said to myself: "Interesting"... Pam! In your face. 560 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,560 It left me stunned. 561 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,960 One of the members showed me all the scars, 562 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:22,760 one here, one there. Then he stabs himself. It looked like Kerplunk, the game! 563 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,200 Keep sticking those things in. It makes me laugh that at home, 564 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,800 when I take a toothpick, Sue says don't do dangerous things. 565 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,080 Wait until I see it. If he scolds me again, 566 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,040 I'll show you this. 567 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,440 - Do you want to try? - No! 568 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,640 Good heavens! 569 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,840 Warwick felt nauseous. 570 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,400 I looked down and it seemed like it that he was vomiting in his hat. 571 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,360 It was shocking, you have to admit. 572 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,240 And he said, "We'd better take him out or he'll vomit on the carpet." 573 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,000 I wasn't sick. 574 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,840 - He said he was fine. - There was a moment that was... 575 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,720 I was worried, all those carpets... 576 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:14,000 If he vomited, everyone in the laundry! 577 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,880 I had never seen him, not even on TV. It was boring, it felt like Songs of Praise. 578 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,520 What a show! Seniors dancing in a circle 579 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,320 for their God, sticking knives in their heads. 580 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,880 Does this change anything? It means that they believe in something bigger 581 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,760 why do they do these things? 582 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,320 - How's it going? - Good. 583 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,920 We are in Macedonia. Yesterday we went to a religious ceremony. 584 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,480 - Yes, they told me. - It was intense. 585 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,800 Karl just sits there with earphones, without speaking. 586 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,000 He'll like it what I have in store for him. 587 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,320 I found something which will give him a boost. 588 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,960 It was something I'd wanted to do for a long time: fly it with a helium balloon. 589 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,640 At first he will go crazy, but, once above, 590 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,360 Hewill love it. Agree? See you later. 591 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,400 - Greetings. - Hello! 592 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,880 - Is it safe? - Of course, there is a rope... 593 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,400 And electrical wires everywhere. 594 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,440 What bullshit! We had to follow Marco Polo's route. 595 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,240 Fig! It will be as if you have no weight. 596 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,160 He'd been thinking about it for a while. 597 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,800 He said he wanted to attack me to some balloons 598 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,320 and send me into the air. What friend wouldn't want that? 599 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,320 Warwick, hold the other end. Do something, you're here! 600 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,320 I haven't seen you do anything so far. 601 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,840 I took the photos. 602 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,480 Jump! 603 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,840 - Oh, yes! - Fucking nettles! 604 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,080 Holy shit, it hurts your lower parts! 605 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,720 - It's gorgeous, very colourful. - I need a new ass. 606 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,320 Great television! 607 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,000 I sit here. 608 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,800 Okay, that's better. 609 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,640 Asshole! Is it better to move away from the hill? 610 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,600 For the record... Go! 611 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,840 What a ridiculous ride. 612 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,080 After you! 613 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,640 Not bad. 614 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,120 - Warwick, you have to do it too. - I won't. 615 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,880 - Come on, Warwick! - No. 616 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,720 - Why not? - I don't think I should, we... 617 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,720 It was your answer for everything so far: "I don't like it." 618 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,200 Being small, you understand, I don't like heights much. 619 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,320 Don't make a fuss. 620 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,920 - I'm not... - Do it for them. 621 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,680 - Shall we take him up? - Yes! 622 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,680 Make them happy. Come on, don't disappoint them. 623 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,320 - I don't want to disappoint them. - You're doing it for them. 624 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,520 Come on, little bear! 625 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,440 We're not there, are we? 626 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,880 No, it's too big! 627 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,680 - Take him away. - It won't work on me. 628 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,960 - It will be splendid! - There are too many balloons... 629 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,520 It's ridiculous! 630 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,120 Not that high! 631 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,960 The other day no one was worried while I was drowning. 632 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,960 We have a dwarf on balloons, there is no danger. 633 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,520 - Rocks up and down. - It does not matter. 634 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,840 How come you weren't so worried about me? 635 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,440 - I was. - It is not true. 636 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,240 It was a failure. So I'm doing it again. 637 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,560 It's fun over there, isn't it? 638 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,440 I've never had a kite. 639 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,320 See how they go. 640 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,320 I believe this will bring us closer. 641 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,440 - Ready? - Yes? 642 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,960 - Did you get on the balloons? - No, I didn't. 643 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,600 There weren't enough balls to relieve myself, I framed Warwick. 644 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,160 - What do you mean? - Warwick went, he was happy. 645 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,160 - I wasn't. - It was. It was nice. 646 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,040 Stop it, I heard it, he said he wasn't happy. 647 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,640 - He was happy. - I wasn't. 648 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,360 Wait a minute. Because if I do it it's fine, 649 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,920 while he drags around doing nothing? 650 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,280 I don't know if it's okay, it may seem like it that you're bullying Warwick. 651 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,280 Ricky, don't joke. I've seen people fly with balloons before, 652 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,120 but never a little one. 653 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,440 He had fun, there is no problem. 654 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,440 - Hand me Warwick. - Christ! 655 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,000 - I'm here. - Warwick, is everything okay? 656 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,600 Yeah, I didn't like it though. 657 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,280 It was ridiculous, the local kids they were security. 658 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,160 They held the ropes. Anything could happen. 659 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,240 - It was windy. - A great day for them. 660 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,560 What if they had let him go? 661 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,320 What would you have done? 662 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,240 - It would have gone up a little. - Yeah... 663 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,160 It would have been the same for me. 664 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,920 When Dick Whittington he was walking around London with his cat 665 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,920 he took care of it, it did not expose him to danger 666 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,800 just for fun. The cat kept him company 667 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,600 - they were in symbiosis. - If you had offered me a cat 668 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,640 I would have gladly made a change. 669 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,160 In the next episode by An Idiot Abroad.... 670 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,840 It's time to get back on the road. You will continue through India. 671 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,640 I already love the atmosphere, you can feel it 672 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,760 the energy! 673 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,160 Splendid, Warwick. Bring them here, they better have company. 674 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,200 - What does this look represent? - Very charming. 675 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,080 Now do a bit like in Oliver. 676 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,880 So, good! 677 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,880 What you will see now you will never see him again. 678 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,960 I don't want one of those programs facts of pure exploitation.