1 00:00:09,170 --> 00:00:10,170 Hey. 2 00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:11,630 Hey. 3 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,770 Can I go home like that? 4 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:16,030 Like what? 5 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:18,590 Where are you coming from? 6 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:21,010 Where are you coming from? 7 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,510 Nowhere. I was at happy hour with Jack. 8 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:26,790 Jackie. 9 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,190 Okay. 10 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,130 I'm good. 11 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,169 We're good. 12 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:34,450 Good. Maybe you should sit down. 13 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:36,370 Yeah, probably. 14 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:38,950 Woo! 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,600 I haven't seen you like this before, Mom. 16 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,960 What? I haven't seen you like this before. 17 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,280 You seem like you feel good. 18 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:55,320 Yeah, I feel good. I feel happy. I only had two drinks, I swear. 19 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,020 Yeah, just stay there and get comfortable, Mom. 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,040 You want me to help get your shoes off? Mm -hmm. 21 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,520 Okay? Mm -hmm, definitely. 22 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:10,580 Much better. 23 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,340 What are you doing? 24 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,750 I just want you to, you know, get comfortable. 25 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:53,610 You know, you just came back from happy hour. You can relax, right? 26 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:58,990 Uh... You know, I'll bring you a blanket. You can just take a little nap 27 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:06,170 Uh... I can just slip these off so you'll be comfortable. 28 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:10,610 I don't know. 29 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:14,670 No, no, it's okay. It's not like I'm some, like, perverted guy that tried to 30 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:15,670 take you home from the bar. 31 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,840 You can trust me and relax. 32 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,960 Okay. 33 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,900 See? 34 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,400 Yeah, you definitely had a good time at happy hour. 35 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,520 Didn't you? 36 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,080 Um, yeah. 37 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,840 Fun. 38 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,060 Yeah, hear me. 39 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,380 Did you get a bra on? No, hell no. I did. I don't know where it is. 40 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,800 Oh, okay. 41 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah, you're not wearing a bra. 42 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,220 Nope. 43 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,590 Does that feel good? 44 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:58,410 It's like a massage. I know, but you're my son. 45 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:00,530 What are you doing? 46 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:02,550 Who else is supposed to take care of their mom? 47 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,790 I don't know. 48 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:12,310 What are you doing? 49 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,230 Oh, nothing, Mom. Just relax. 50 00:03:36,029 --> 00:03:42,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa What's going on? 51 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,720 I heard you talking to your friend on the phone that dad doesn't do this 52 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,740 anymore. Mm -hmm. Oh, shit. 53 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,860 I don't know about the, whoa. 54 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,720 Whoa, whoa, my head. Whoa. 55 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,380 I mean, I can feel you. 56 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,660 You're getting wet all over my mouth. You need this. 57 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,080 You're a grown woman, right? 58 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:14,060 Obviously. 59 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,220 Damn. 60 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,220 What? 61 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,820 I don't think that's a good idea. 62 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,720 Oh, my head. 63 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:53,510 Whoa. Okay. 64 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:57,630 I'm not, I'm not, I don't think I'm that buzzed. What, what's going on here? 65 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,790 What is, what, what are you doing? 66 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,630 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 67 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,460 Oh, my God. 68 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,680 I kind of miss doing that, and Dad's always working. 69 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:40,460 And if you don't, I might have to tell Dad how you came home drunk and, 70 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,480 like, made me eat your pussy because he doesn't. 71 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:46,880 You brat. 72 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,760 I'm your fucking mom. 73 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,020 Hey. 74 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,520 You take advantage of me like this. 75 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,440 Better meet some guy at the bar. 76 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,340 Get drunk and act like a slut. 77 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:01,200 What do you want? 78 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:05,630 Do it however else you did when you got dad to marry you. 79 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:36,210 Baby, I'm gonna cry. 80 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,110 No. 81 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:47,730 No. 82 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,740 So all you have to do is come back from happy hour and really, really give a 83 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:11,080 sloppy nasty blowjob. 84 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,960 At least it's me. 85 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:19,940 How many times have you gone out to happy hour and just had some strange 86 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,940 your mouth? 87 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:54,890 Shit. Fuck. 88 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,110 Come on, you know you've needed to fuck like this for a while. 89 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:04,330 Bagel is working late. You're going out to happy hour. 90 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,730 You little brat. 91 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,260 Then just go to sleep. Okay. Just go to sleep. Give me a blanket. 92 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,800 I'll get you a blanket. Okay. Just sleep like that. Okay. 93 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,480 Don't tell your father. 94 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,020 I won't tell dad anything. 95 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,460 Okay. Yeah. 96 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,180 Until he comes home and finds you like that. 97 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:41,300 Baby, I will be home tonight. Have a few glasses of wine and put on something 98 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,300 sexy. 99 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:45,970 Oh my gosh, I'm finally going to have sex today. 100 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,330 Yay! 101 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:52,310 All right, I guess I should find some lingerie and get ready. 102 00:12:55,730 --> 00:13:00,110 Oh my God, what are you... What do 103 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:04,590 you mean? What are you doing? 104 00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:06,690 Uh... Nothing, 105 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:10,590 nothing. Doesn't seem like nothing. 106 00:13:14,939 --> 00:13:18,320 Um, um, uh, 107 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,880 I'm expecting your dad to come in. 108 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,020 Why? What would you make you think dad was coming here? 109 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,360 Uh, well, he left me a note. 110 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,700 I wrote that note. 111 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,720 See, there's a difference. I already know what's going on. 112 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,300 I know that dad isn't fucking you, right? 113 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,940 And I know that he needs a dick. 114 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,160 So I left that fucking note. 115 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,200 You left it? 116 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,420 Yeah, that's right. 117 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:54,300 And you're going to do exactly what the fuck I tell you to, or I'm going to tell 118 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,340 Dad about your online dating site. 119 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,040 No. 120 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,500 You want to bet? 121 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,460 You wouldn't do that, would you? Oh, yes, I would. 122 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,620 Goddamn right I would. 123 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,140 Open your fucking legs. 124 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,380 I'll call Dad now. 125 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:14,710 Okay, 126 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,010 okay, okay, okay. 127 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,270 Open your legs. 128 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:23,350 This is... This is so strange. 129 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:25,770 I like you. 130 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,450 I know you. 131 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,710 I grew up with you, remember? 132 00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:33,130 But you're my son. 133 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,430 It's not like I haven't seen it before. 134 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,210 Three seconds, and I'm gonna call Dad. 135 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,430 Okay, okay. 136 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,250 I'm so embarrassed. 137 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:27,990 Take him out. 138 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,550 What did I 139 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:43,870 tell 140 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,870 you? 141 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,180 What if your father comes home? 142 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,700 He's not coming home. I wrote the note. 143 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,640 I'll play with that phone. 144 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,160 Help. 145 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:26,550 Huh? Huh? 146 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,050 Is that what you do for Dad? 147 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,550 Sometimes. 148 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,840 Uh huh. 149 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,420 God, man. Shit. 150 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,560 Oh, my God. 151 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,680 Your cock is so fucking big. 152 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:02,520 It's all in your fucking mouth. 153 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:34,670 You're my little whore now? 154 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,130 Yes. Okay, yes. 155 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,050 That's what I fucking thought. Yes. 156 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:42,110 Would you rather my dick or dad's dick? Huh? 157 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,030 My dick or dad's dick, huh? 158 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,030 Your dick. 159 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:49,450 That's right. 160 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,710 Fucking choke on my cock. 161 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,030 Come on, mom, please. 162 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,380 Baby. Open your mouth. 163 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,200 Look at me. 164 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,640 Look at me. 165 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,660 God, 166 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,880 you are a fucking horrible dad, aren't you? 167 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:03,190 Do you want to fuck me? 168 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,150 You don't have a fucking choice. 169 00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,090 Shit. 170 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,039 A what? 171 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,220 Take the fucking dick or I'm calling dad. 172 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,420 You wouldn't. Yes, I would. No, you wouldn't. 173 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,000 No, no, no, no. 174 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,240 Fuck my fucking cock. I'm going to tell dad. 175 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,760 No, don't tell dad. 176 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,560 We like to have... 177 00:25:42,670 --> 00:25:46,110 I love when you do this. I love when you do that. 178 00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:50,030 Yeah, I like that. 179 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,040 Wow. 180 00:29:43,629 --> 00:29:45,610 It's so fucking big 181 00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:49,610 I like your cup. 182 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,720 Squeezed my butt. 183 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,340 That's right. 184 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,200 That's right. 185 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:08,980 That's right. 186 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,760 That's right. That's right. I can bounce on my dick, please. 187 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,980 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like that. Yeah? That's right. 188 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:15,670 Ah, baby! 189 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:22,429 Oh, fuck. 190 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:29,090 God 191 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:37,969 damn 192 00:34:37,969 --> 00:34:38,969 it. 193 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,440 Look over.