1 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,182 (phone ringing) 2 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,979 Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. 3 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,938 Hello? 4 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,857 Hello, this is Dwight. 5 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,150 Hello, hello. 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,526 Yes, we do have that. 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,777 Hold on one second. 8 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:28,695 Jim, what are you doing? 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,405 And how many would you like? 10 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,489 - Hang that up right now. - Absolutely. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,158 I can get that out to you immediately. 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,284 This man is an imposter. 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,702 Do not do business with him. 14 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,870 This is not Dwight Schrute. 15 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,997 - Dwight left his cell phone on his desk, 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,958 so naturally I paired it to my headset. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,002 (phone ringing) 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,296 - Okay fine, I'll just let it go to voicemail. 19 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:49,841 Hello, this is Dwight. 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,925 Hey, is this Dwight? 21 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:51,968 Yes it is. 22 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,553 - Oh my goodness, you sound sexy. 23 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:54,971 - Oh, thank you, I've been working out. 24 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,348 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Pam, Pam, 25 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,849 you are not talking to Dwight right now. 26 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,059 You are talking to Jim. 27 00:00:59,100 --> 00:00:59,934 Dwight? 28 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,102 No! 29 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,812 Pam, I'm over here. 30 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:03,897 I'm confused. 31 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,732 Disconnect that right now. 32 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:06,941 You give me your earpiece. 33 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,401 Can't do that, unsanitary. 34 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,112 Ah! 35 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,447 Okay, you know what, fine. 36 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:16,076 I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. 37 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:19,746 Done. 38 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:24,000 (phone ringing) 39 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,251 This is Dwight. 40 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,587 Oh, and I forwarded his desk phone to mine. 41 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,173 Oh hello, Mutter. 42 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,300 Good news, I've married, tell Father. 43 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,136 Such a nice woman. 44 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,724 (phone slamming) 45 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:40,558 (phone ringing) 46 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,893 (Dwight grunts) 47 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,479 (upbeat theme music) 48 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:08,253 - [Michael] Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. 49 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,796 I couldn't sleep last night. 50 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,756 I came in extra early. 51 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,091 So much energy. 52 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,384 There are certain days that you know 53 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,428 you will remember for the rest of your life, 54 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:20,932 {\an8}and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days. 55 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,226 {\an8}- Morning. - Mornin'. 56 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,353 {\an8}So here we go, just a matter of hours now 57 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,647 {\an8}until his horribleness has left the building. 58 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,358 {\an8}I'm going to set my watch alarm, 59 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,071 {\an8}and (watch beeps). 60 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,156 {\an8}[Toby] Morning, Kelly. 61 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,783 {\an8}- I can't believe this is your last day. 62 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,784 {\an8}How do you feel? 63 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:40,660 {\an8}Fine, good. 64 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,620 {\an8}I feel weird. 65 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,789 {\an8}- This is a picture I've been carrying around 66 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,291 {\an8}in my wallet for about six years. 67 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,169 {\an8}It's this sun spoiled beach in Costa Rica, Playa Grande? 68 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,215 {\an8}Yeah, I take it out when I get stressed or depressed 69 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,468 {\an8}and it would really calm me down. 70 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,386 {\an8}Never thought I'd get to live here, you know? 71 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,598 {\an8}But it turns out they built these great new condos there, 72 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:06,478 {\an8}so this could be me right around where the trees used to be. 73 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,898 {\an8}- First thing on the agenda, actually, 74 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,358 {\an8}the only thing on the agenda 75 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,485 is the status of Toby's going away party. 76 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,905 {\an8}- We have a buttercream cake, and a slideshow of Toby. 77 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,239 Okay. 78 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,866 - But so far, we only have two pictures of him. 79 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,035 Okay, well this will not do. 80 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:25,497 {\an8}Toby is going away forever, 81 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,333 {\an8}and we need to do something very, very special. 82 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,168 {\an8}In some cultures when somebody leaves, 83 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,712 {\an8}like New Orleans culture, they have a parade, 84 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,507 {\an8}and they have a band, and people party in the streets. 85 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,717 Do you mean leaves as in dies? 86 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,303 You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral? 87 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,515 {\an8}If the devil were to explode, 88 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,225 {\an8}and evil were gone forever, 89 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,686 {\an8}what sort of party would you have? 90 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,895 Michael. 91 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,147 - Like a beach blow out, or a toga, toga? 92 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,065 No! 93 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,024 Toga! 94 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,067 You always do this. 95 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,902 We have a nice modest party planned, 96 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,071 and then you come in and demand the world. 97 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,323 Let me be clear, there is simply no money 98 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,991 for anything other than a cake, 99 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,160 and to develop a few more slides. 100 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,829 Although, Toby won't be in them. 101 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,832 - I thought that you might say that. 102 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,671 (Michael humming) 103 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:18,383 Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother 104 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,344 sends me a check on my birthday for $50, 105 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,472 and lately, she has been 106 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,766 sending me like nine or 10 checks a year 107 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,812 as Nana starts to... 108 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,648 but I knew I should be saving it for something. 109 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,568 I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. 110 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,403 And then I had an awakening. 111 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,573 Michael, buy a motorcycle. 112 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,324 So I put the money in my shoe, 113 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,285 and then I forgot about it until now. 114 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,912 I want a party that makes me feel 115 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,706 like I am flying through the air 116 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:54,669 without this ugly weight holdin' me down, you know? 117 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,798 I want an antigravity machine. 118 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,008 I saw it in a movie. 119 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,509 You drink a potion, and then you 120 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,927 just start floating all around. 121 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,596 - So how much antigravity potion do you want? 122 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,930 No, no you know what? 123 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,766 This is not a party planning committee anymore. 124 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,517 And I don't want your foot money, 125 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,644 and I feel uncomfortable participating. 126 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,857 Phyllis, can you do this? 127 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:19,986 Yes. 128 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,950 - I was gonna have Phyllis be in charge of cups today, 129 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,662 but even then I had a stack of cups standing by in my trunk. 130 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,626 (Angela huffing) 131 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,462 Great. 132 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:40,965 There's no, I- 133 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,550 Second cupboard from the left. 134 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,511 Thank you. 135 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:50,058 (Angela crunching) 136 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,062 (phone ringing) 137 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,231 Hi, can I help you? 138 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,316 Hi, yes, I'm Holly Flax. 139 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,151 I was told to ask for a Mr. Flenderson? 140 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,486 As part of my last day, 141 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,655 I'm training the new human resources rep 142 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,031 in the ways of the company. 143 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,869 Again, the company has allotted for this training, one day. 144 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:14,165 So this is HR, this is your desk. 145 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,458 I love the view. 146 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,085 Yeah, it's great isn't it? 147 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,506 Behind you here is Kelly Kapoor. 148 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,591 She works in customer service. 149 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,592 Kelly, this is Holly. 150 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,011 Hi, nice to meet you. 151 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,595 - Hi, Holly. - Hi. 152 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,597 Gosh, you must've done something right. 153 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,808 You're the only cubicle in the whole office. 154 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,184 - Oh my god, let's get rid of it. 155 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,519 I don't even know why it's here. 156 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,021 I just came in one day and it was up, 157 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,189 and nobody asked how I felt about it 'cause if they did, 158 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,190 I would've said, I don't like it. 159 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,358 I really don't like it. 160 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,444 If anything, it makes it harder to talk. 161 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,448 Okay, thanks Kelly. 162 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,912 (phone ringing) 163 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,458 Hey. 164 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,043 Hey. 165 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,051 What? 166 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,094 - Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design? 167 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,596 No way! 168 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,722 What did I say? 169 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,182 I said that they'd love those sketches. 170 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,058 Congratulations. 171 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,059 Oh, thank you. 172 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,226 I don't know why I doubted it, 173 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,436 because I'm so clearly awesome. 174 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,063 Yes! 175 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,230 So when do you start? 176 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,648 - I don't know, I didn't read it carefully. 177 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,192 I just saw congratulations, and I skimmed the list, 178 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,070 I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack. 179 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,738 Wow, busy morning. 180 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,658 So, you know it means 181 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,244 I have to go to New York for three months. 182 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,371 That's not a big deal. 183 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,580 I'll come visit you. 184 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,706 And you'll visit me. 185 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,875 It's only two hours away, it'll be fine. 186 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,585 That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great. 187 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,379 - Yeah it sucks, but it'll be great. 188 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,672 See how easy that is? 189 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,427 - I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. 190 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,179 And down the road if we have a family, 191 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,014 I couldn't go then either, 192 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,974 so the timing's perfect. 193 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,811 And that is the first time 194 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:01,106 I've ever used the word perfect in here. 195 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:01,898 Hey, Stanley. 196 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,692 Want to introduce you to- 197 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,110 Toby's replacement. 198 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,778 (Dwight growls) 199 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,946 Wow. 200 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,739 - [Dwight] So what do we know about her? 201 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:13,868 - Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. 202 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,079 So, strike one, I hate her already. 203 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,580 I hate her too. 204 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,790 Why do you hate her? 205 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,669 Because she stinks 206 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:27,549 with her ways, and her head. 207 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,511 You know Dwight, sometimes, 208 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,849 I don't know, I think you say things just to agree with me. 209 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,267 - Would that be such a bad thing? 210 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,518 Yeah, it would. 211 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,520 Just have a thought, have an original thought. 212 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,025 Although, I will agree that her head is weird. 213 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,319 - You know what we need to do? - What? 214 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,946 - We need to sell her an elevator pass. 215 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,824 - But our elevator doesn't require a, oh. 216 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,200 Exactly. 217 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,660 Little old-fashioned hazing. 218 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,747 - [Robocall] City and state, please. 219 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,875 Scranton, Pennsylvania. 220 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,002 [Robocall] What listing? 221 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:09,591 Antigravity chamber company. 222 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,094 - [Robocall] You've selected Chamber of Commerce. 223 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,014 If this is correct, press one to be connected. 224 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,061 (phone ringing) 225 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,063 - [Woman] Scranton Chamber of Commerce. 226 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,357 - Hi, are there any local companies 227 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,234 that rent antigravity machines? 228 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,861 [Woman] Antigravity machines? 229 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,862 That's right, yeah. 230 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,947 - [Woman] What do they do, exactly? 231 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,741 They make you feel lighter. 232 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,577 [Woman] Antigravity. 233 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,038 Antidepressant? 234 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,332 I could put you through to someone on that. 235 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,209 Okay. 236 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,251 - (person knocks) - Yeah. 237 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,379 Hey, Michael? 238 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,713 - Oh, hey, do you still work here? 239 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,340 - I'd like to introduce you to my replacement. 240 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,883 - Nah. - Come on. 241 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,386 - No, I think I will pass. - Michael Scott, this is Holly. 242 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,804 - Hi. - Hi, yeah right. 243 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,223 Okay, well they hired a female Toby. 244 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,349 Good for the world. 245 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,560 Thank you God for creating two of you. 246 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,104 Here's how things work here. 247 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,398 My job is to make the office fun. 248 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,067 Your job is to make the office lame. 249 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,570 And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. 250 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,406 And only one of us can be the winner. 251 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,157 Spoiler alert, I'm gonna win. 252 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,120 Man, someone doesn't like HR. 253 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,539 Yeah. 254 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,456 What did you do to him? 255 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,916 Nothing. 256 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,253 - No, he tortured me with his awfulness. 257 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,755 Yeah, I know what you mean. 258 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,341 I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. 259 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,096 Well look, I'll let you get back to work 260 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,850 but I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott. 261 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,309 You know, Michael. 262 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,149 Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice 263 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,483 against human resources. 264 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,943 I believe that the department 265 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,446 is a breeding ground for monsters. 266 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,822 What I fail to consider, though, 267 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,159 is that not all monsters are bad. 268 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,285 Like E.T.? 269 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:05,165 Is Holly our extraterrestrial? 270 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:05,999 Maybe. 271 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:10,295 Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet. 272 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,717 - And this is Jim Halpert. - Hi. 273 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,135 And Pam Beesly. 274 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,305 - Oh, Pam, Toby said such nice things about you. 275 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,766 Thank you. 276 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,518 He didn't mention me, did he? 277 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,146 - Oh, we didn't have a chance to go over everybody. 278 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,566 - I've always gotten along well with Toby. 279 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,984 We're friends. 280 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,362 But I don't think we'll stay in touch, necessarily. 281 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,864 I think I'll probably get updates on him from Pam. 282 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,867 The pleasure's all mine. 283 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,202 Oh, thanks. 284 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,661 I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you 285 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,747 and finding out more about what you do here. 286 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,790 Anytime. 287 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,832 What do you do here? 288 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,671 Excuse me. 289 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,425 What is wrong with this woman? 290 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,261 She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. 291 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,471 What do I do? 292 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,265 Really, what do I do here? 293 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,725 I should've written it down. 294 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,769 Qua-something. 295 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:13,733 Qua, quire, qui, qua, quir, quabity. 296 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,736 Quabity-assuance. 297 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,656 No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close. 298 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,199 - Oh I think that makes us neighbors. 299 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,659 It's a couple streets over. 300 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,370 - Oh, maybe you can show me some of the fun hangouts, 301 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,705 and where to get my nails done. 302 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,123 Sure, that sounds fun! 303 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,833 Great. 304 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,334 I hate that bitch. 305 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,669 I wanna cut her face. 306 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,340 - Have you been introduced to Kevin? 307 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,758 No, which one's Kevin? 308 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472 (Kevin snickering) 309 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,641 - He's here on a special work program. 310 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,935 He's slow, you know, in his brain? 311 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,228 Oh, good for you guys. 312 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,479 Yeah. 313 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,606 Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee 314 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,734 that she is not welcome or liked. 315 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,361 Accounting department, listen up. 316 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,863 Holly, human resources. 317 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,781 Angela, Oscar, and Kevin. 318 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,907 Hello, hello. 319 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,160 Hi. 320 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,327 Hi. 321 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,829 What do you do? 322 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,414 I do the numbers. 323 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,207 Oh, good for you. 324 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,919 Do you want an MandM? 325 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,423 - Oh no, that is so sweet, but thank you though. 326 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,301 - Yeah, I keep them here at my desk 327 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,595 so that everybody doesn't take them. 328 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,389 - Well that is a very safe place for them. 329 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,727 - Yeah. - There she is, Holly. 330 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:35,315 You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, 331 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,984 we'd have to kiss underneath it, her. 332 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,487 So, I don't, oh I'm sorry. 333 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:45,033 Question, are you real or are you a Holly-gram? 334 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,368 Oh. 335 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,619 (Holly laughs) 336 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,162 Nice, I've never heard that one before, 337 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,038 actually, that's good. 338 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,122 I bet. 339 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,875 Are these guys boring your ears off? 340 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,086 No, no, I like them. 341 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,420 What is your commute like? 342 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,963 How long does it take to get in? 343 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,048 - Ooh- 344 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,841 - You know, I should make you a mix. 345 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,470 Do you have a CD player? 346 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:07,931 Yeah, okay. 347 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,265 - All right. - Thanks. 348 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,975 - Yep. - Great. 349 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,560 Do you like it? 350 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,562 It's a photo of everyone in the office, 351 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,939 so you can take it to Costa Rica. 352 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:16,856 You're not in it. 353 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,775 - Well, I was taking the picture. 354 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,903 I love it, I love it. 355 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,450 I would love a picture of the two of us 356 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,536 to also take to Costa Rica. 357 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,246 - Sure, do you have a camera here? 358 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,082 Not, uh. 359 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,834 Does anyone have a camera here? 360 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,422 No one has a camera here. 361 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,590 Okay. 362 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:43,925 - I'm gonna, I'll go and get one. 363 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,926 I'll just... 364 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,935 - So I just got the fax closing the sale, and it's big. 365 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,103 It is really big. 366 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,229 [Ryan] Congratulations. 367 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,313 - Thanks. - Don't interrupt. 368 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,149 Congratulations on doing your job. 369 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,859 Did you enter the sale on the website? 370 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,652 - Nope, I didn't. I just logged it in- 371 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,821 - [Ryan] All right, try to be a team player here, Jim. 372 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,239 Log it in the website. 373 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,574 - All right, well it already went through. 374 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,784 - [Ryan] Don't worry about that, just re-log it. 375 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,952 (dial tone) 376 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:11,786 Hello? 377 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,249 - I mean upside down situps, no that's not right. 378 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,251 Thanks for your time. 379 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,210 (knocks) 380 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,211 Yes? 381 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,713 Good news, Phyll. 382 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,632 The band just had a last minute cancellation, 383 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:28,303 so we are available to play at the going away party tonight. 384 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,471 No way. 385 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,514 After what you guys did at my wedding? 386 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,392 - That wasn't me, Phyllis. That was Chester on bass. 387 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,270 - I'm talking about 30 Police songs in a row, 388 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,897 all off key, off tempo, 389 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,983 and you forgot at least half the lyrics. 390 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,986 - Well, Phyllis, that was Scrantonicity. 391 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:50,033 Today we're, now I am with Scrantonicity 2. 392 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,203 Give me a break. 393 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,454 Fine, Phyllis. 394 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,040 I'm sorry that I ruined your wedding. 395 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,834 I didn't mean, Kev! 396 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,628 Kevin? 397 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,714 Nice job, real nice. 398 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,509 Thank you. 399 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,010 I didn't mean it. 400 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,762 Really, you didn't mean it? 401 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,976 * Oh hike up your skirt a little more * 402 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,229 Jim? 403 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:23,358 * * 404 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,442 * Hike up your * 405 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,862 - I'm downloading some M3P- 406 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,449 - That's not it. - Music for a CD mix tape. 407 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,367 - Close. - For Holly. 408 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,952 - [Jim] Mm-hmm. 409 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,746 - And I'm looking for perfect songs that work on two levels. 410 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,039 What are the two levels? 411 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,875 - The two levels being welcome to Scranton, 412 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,836 and I love you. 413 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,298 - Okay, let's start with the I love you level. 414 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,925 Hey, what's the group 415 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,052 that was from Scranton and made it big? 416 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:51,928 Was that U2? 417 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:52,637 Yes. 418 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,848 You don't love Holly. 419 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,725 - I think I do. - But you just met her. 420 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,019 - Well, it's love at first sight. 421 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,231 Actually it was, no, it was when I heard her voice. 422 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,316 It was love at first see with my ears. 423 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,235 - Oh, okay it doesn't work like that. 424 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,196 Well, you're not a romantic. 425 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,698 Actually, I think I am, 426 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,743 and I have a little bit of experience in office romance. 427 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,952 - Oh really? - Yeah. 428 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,746 Like, with who? 429 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,205 We've been through this. 430 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,123 Pam? 431 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,541 Yes, we are still dating. 432 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,376 And guess what, I took it slow. 433 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,753 Yeah, you took it too slow. 434 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,171 Well, we're really happy. 435 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:30,759 - This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me. 436 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,802 - And that's really sweet, and you can think that, 437 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,596 but you don't say that out loud, 438 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,723 and you definitely don't say it to her. 439 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,391 I don't want her to get away. 440 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,309 I know. 441 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,853 Here, Michael, you can court her 442 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,146 as you get to know her, you know? 443 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,231 I mean, the office is a great place for that. 444 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,651 Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there. 445 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:52,447 I mean, first time we joked around was at my desk. 446 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,282 And the first meal we ever had 447 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,619 was in the break room, actually. 448 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,162 And we were at two separate tables, 449 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,122 and I remember that. 450 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,668 First time we kissed even was right outside, 451 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,171 and look, all I'm saying 452 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,007 is that you can get to know someone really, really well, 453 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,969 like I did, right here at work. 454 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,304 I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing 455 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,889 to propose in the office. 456 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,308 Every couple's got that beautiful, magical place, 457 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,476 you know? 458 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,353 And for some people it's a waterfall, 459 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:27,482 and the Grand Canyon, and Central Park. 460 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,693 And for me and Pam it's this office. 461 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:35,782 But, I feel like Pam's expecting fireworks, you know? 462 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,997 - Well, who can do a party of this size? 463 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,125 But you're in the business. 464 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,003 You must surely know of some other businesses. 465 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,171 Okay, well I just want a damn dance floor! 466 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,550 Sorry, so sorry, I shouldn't have sworn, I'm so sorry. 467 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,552 Thanks for your time. 468 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,428 (Jim knocks) 469 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,554 What? 470 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,306 Sorry, I shouldn't have said what like that. 471 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,058 It was really rude. 472 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,518 Scared me. 473 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,311 How's the party planning going? 474 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,938 Jim, I am so (bleep). 475 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,565 - So it's going great, sounds like. 476 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,316 - I don't know, I'm not used to the stress. 477 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,695 When I was growing up, my mom said the sky's the limit. 478 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,572 I could do anything. 479 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,783 Be a teacher's aid, nurse's assistant, 480 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,076 some kind of volunteer. 481 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,330 But now I'm not so sure. 482 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:32,297 - I was thinking, fireworks at the party. 483 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,548 What do you think? 484 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,008 - Oh boy, I appreciate your help but I can't- 485 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,677 - Oh no no, I just meant I wanted to pay 486 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,596 to have fireworks at the party. 487 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,889 Why would you do that? 488 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,933 Because I'm gonna miss Toby. 489 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,729 Yep, he's a heck of a guy 490 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:48,813 and I think we should send him off right. 491 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,690 Doesn't matter, here you go. 492 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,945 [Phyllis] Really? 493 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,989 - Well, we all want a good party, right? 494 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,785 I'm going to propose tonight. 495 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,246 Holy crap! 496 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,878 (coins jingling) 497 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,547 (phone ringing) 498 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:20,929 Hey, Kevin. 499 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,305 Hi. 500 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,598 Do you need some help? 501 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,393 I can't decide what to get. 502 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,728 Well, what do you like to eat? 503 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,273 Well, I like pretzels but, 504 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,236 I really like chips. 505 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,280 - Hmm, well how much money do you have there? 506 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,450 Okay, let's see. 507 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,994 50, oh. 508 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:46,830 This is a button. 509 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,208 Okay, good. 510 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,128 55, 65, okay you have 75 cents 511 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:58,341 so that means you could get anything up in the top row. 512 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,262 Hm. 513 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,810 I am totally gonna bang Holly. 514 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,979 She is cute, and helpful, 515 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,772 and she really seems into me. 516 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,360 - Okay, this is the second time in two days 517 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,154 that the website isn't working. 518 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,697 Do you guys know anything about it? 519 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,616 - The website is hiding, forming alliances with other sites, 520 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,618 preparing an attack for which we will have no defense. 521 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911 Do you honestly believe that? 522 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:27,829 Yes I do. 523 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,247 - I'm gonna get a second opinion. 524 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,874 - It was down for a couple hours yesterday, 525 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,417 then back up, 526 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,837 and now I've heard from a very reliable source 527 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,630 that it is once again out of commission. 528 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,632 And that reliable source is you. 529 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:40,967 - Okay, so you don't know what's going on. 530 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,927 I do, 'cause I just told you. 531 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,346 Hey, Michael. 532 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,014 Any idea what's going on with Dunder Mifflin Infinity? 533 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,807 Yeah, crackers would be nice. 534 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,934 - [Andy] Want something to nosh on there, boss? 535 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,567 [Michael] Hey, stranger. 536 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:58,485 Hello. 537 00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,694 Long as you're pouring, I'll. 538 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,614 Here you go. 539 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,782 Someone's gotta stop me 540 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,533 from drinking this whole thing by myself. 541 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,243 Well, that would be me. 542 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,788 I'm a coffee monster. 543 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,705 Coffee. 544 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:11,956 Yeah, exact. 545 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,794 Okay. 546 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:16,628 Okay, sorry. 547 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:21,841 My god. 548 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,552 I did it. 549 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,013 What'd you do? 550 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,807 I talked to her, Holly? 551 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,894 Just pleasantries, nothing, not like do you want kids, 552 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:36,523 or religion, or what side of the bed do you want? 553 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,401 Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point. 554 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,319 Wow, okay, so how'd that feel? 555 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,029 - It was hard. I wanted to kiss her. 556 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:43,947 Oh, I'm so glad you didn't. 557 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,073 Shoo, oh god. 558 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,077 Layin' a base, layin' a base. 559 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,328 There you go. 560 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,539 There's plenty of base laying left, right? 561 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,125 Hey. 562 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:55,959 Yeah. 563 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,087 Hello, Angela. 564 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,465 - Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack. 565 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,384 - Can I get a list of your vendors? 566 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,553 I shredded it. 567 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,971 Why would you do that? 568 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,724 - Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think? 569 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,605 - (things clatter) - Sorry. 570 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:28,908 [Holly] Damn it. 571 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,454 Hello, Holly. 572 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,998 Whoa, what are you doing? 573 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,832 You don't, 574 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,209 you don't have to do that. 575 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,878 We have already put together chairs. 576 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,796 That's how we buy them, actually. 577 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,506 Oh, I was trying to adjust 578 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,842 the lumbar support on Toby's chair, 579 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,512 and that made this up-down lever thing not work, 580 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:51,723 and then I took the whole chair apart, 581 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:55,602 and that is the story of me on the floor. 582 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,728 It's pretty good, right? 583 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,229 I'm gonna sell the movie rights. 584 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,647 And the sequel, 585 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,441 woman stands at desk and works. 586 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:09,908 So, I have no idea how you sit like that. 587 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,576 Yoga. 588 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,121 - (speaking like Yoda) Sit on floor and put together chair, 589 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,206 we will. 590 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,463 Yoda. 591 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,596 - (speaking like Yoda) Pass curvy metal piece, you will. 592 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,772 - So are you in town this weekend? 593 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,483 'Cause I'm not, I'm not. 594 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,652 I'm not gonna be in town. 595 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,613 Goin' out of town. 596 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,824 Oh, so you can't make my orgy? 597 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,868 Kidding! 598 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,537 Oh, kidding. 599 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,123 Acting! 600 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:58,957 Acting! 601 00:24:58,998 --> 00:24:59,833 Acting! 602 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,003 Lovitz. 603 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,880 Yeah. 604 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,424 Here's one. 605 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:11,302 200 square feet, below street level, toilet down the hall. 606 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,804 Oh, look at this. 607 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:16,057 Live with me, four hour commute, full bathroom privileges. 608 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:16,891 So, that's a good deal. 609 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,643 Or you could live with me. 610 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,853 We could be very happy here. 611 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,688 That's 90 square feet each, 612 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,981 leaving room for a puppy. 613 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:26,776 - Well, if Ryan fires me, you might get your wish. 614 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:29,154 Do you really think he will? 615 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:29,988 Well. 616 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,533 Is Ryan gonna fire me? I don't know. 617 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,826 I know that I've done everything I can, 618 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,786 and I just brought in a huge sale. 619 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,999 And am I insane, or was this kid a temp two years ago? 620 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,168 Because in the three years that he's been here, 621 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,338 I think all he's ever done is start a fire and grow a beard, 622 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:47,839 and it's not even a good beard. 623 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,383 Hey. 624 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,343 - Hey. - Hey. 625 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,303 - Hey. - Did you just buy that? 626 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,471 Yeah. 627 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,182 Maybe this'll be my thing in Costa Rica. 628 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,350 Be a nature photographer. 629 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,184 That sounds cool. 630 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,060 Yeah. 631 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,645 Mind if I get a picture? 632 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,022 - Sure. - Think you could? 633 00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,071 Okay. 634 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,322 Okay. 635 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:13,698 Good one? 636 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,493 - Okay, now it's really easy to use. 637 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,703 - Think I could get one- - Oh yeah. 638 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,163 - Standing up? - Yeah, yeah. 639 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,081 - Okay. - Right. 640 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,249 - Standing- - Funny faces. 641 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,210 - Okay, funny face one, two, three. 642 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,169 Okay, great. 643 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,384 [Jim] That's a cool camera. 644 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,968 Oh my gosh. 645 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,055 That is the cutest picture of you and Sprinkles ever. 646 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:37,931 Thank you. 647 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,724 I took the photo posthumously. 648 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,267 - Really? - Yeah. 649 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:45,897 - Well, may I just say that you carry grief mighty sexily. 650 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:48,817 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 651 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,111 - Put that right there. - Okay. 652 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:52,904 Okay, later. 653 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:53,738 Okay. 654 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,410 Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. 655 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,245 Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, 656 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,788 but you know what? 657 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,248 I really don't care, because you're trying to get rid of me 658 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,750 and I bet you think I don't care enough about this job 659 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,544 to actually fight back, but you're wrong 660 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,129 because I do, and I will. 661 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,714 So you can keep trying to push me 662 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,424 out of this place, but guess what? 663 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,675 I'm not goin' anywhere. 664 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,264 (Jim sighs) 665 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,142 (keyboard clacking) 666 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,105 Troy Underbridge for Michael? 667 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:29,149 - I'm sorry, I didn't see you come in. 668 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,567 Troy. 669 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:32,068 What are you doing here? 670 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,279 - Just filling in for Ryan, as a favor. 671 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,613 Where is Ryan? 672 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,657 - He had an urgent matter in New York. 673 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,242 Welcome to our land. 674 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,785 Dwight? 675 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,162 Michael will be out in a second. 676 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,997 - Can I get you a tankard of mead? 677 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:47,625 - Hey Troy, could you do me a huge favor? 678 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:48,752 Next time you see Ryan, 679 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:50,170 can you tell him to check his messages? 680 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,046 That'd be great. 681 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,255 If I see him, I'll tell him. 682 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:55,300 - Why wouldn't you see him? You work for him. 683 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,843 I report to Wallace now. 684 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,098 Okay, what's going on? 685 00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:09,856 Stop. 686 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:10,648 Don't look at me. 687 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:13,610 On the counter you will find 688 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,403 bread, peanut butter, and jelly. 689 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,906 Pretend to make yourself a sandwich. 690 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,240 Pretend, or really make one? 691 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:20,241 Really make one. 692 00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:21,201 - Make your own (bleep) sandwich. 693 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,912 - Will you please make a sandwich? 694 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,709 Now, according to my sources, 695 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,213 you have an issue with the new HR woman. 696 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,297 Well, so do I. 697 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:37,550 And so does our secret benefactor. 698 00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:39,302 That's too much peanut butter. 699 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,472 What I propose is a good old-fashioned hazing, 700 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:44,099 and I need your help. 701 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,809 If you choose to accept this mission, 702 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,687 wipe the knife off before you stick it in the jelly. 703 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:51,231 Have you ever made a sandwich before? 704 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:52,315 Damn it, Meredith. 705 00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:55,944 What'd you guys do? 706 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,278 Oh, there he is. 707 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,447 Thought you had gone home already. 708 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,991 Why don't you go home, and come back for the party? 709 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,372 - Well, we still have to do the exit interview. 710 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:11,876 Yes we do. 711 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,337 I'll let you in on a little secret. 712 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,798 I've been very much looking forward to this moment. 713 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,216 Very, very much. 714 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,803 I have been steeped in anticipation. 715 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:26,933 Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for 12 years, 716 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:30,270 and I am now his cruise director 717 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,439 and my name is Captain Bruisin'. 718 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:38,737 (upbeat music)