1 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,908 THE OPEN SEA 1589 2 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:44,867 15 men on a dead man's coffin 3 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:48,742 hi ho and a whole bottle of rum 4 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:52,575 Hold in! 5 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:57,950 Hello, boys. 6 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:02,033 Split my bream sails. It's Captain Fritton! 7 00:02:10,783 --> 00:02:16,450 - The terrible Captain Fritton? - Do they call me that now? How beautiful. 8 00:02:16,617 --> 00:02:21,700 That Captain Fritton who has plundered 1,000 ships and made the Black Sea red? 9 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:25,992 - That Fritton? - You shouldn't believe everything you read. 10 00:02:28,408 --> 00:02:31,033 Where is Lord Pomfrey? 11 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:38,908 What a �re. 12 00:02:40,075 --> 00:02:44,325 The famous Captain Fritton on my modest ship. 13 00:02:44,492 --> 00:02:47,867 - Lord Pomfrey. - I have heard a lot about you. 14 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:52,283 Equally. You gentle sky. 15 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,658 It looks absolutely cool. 16 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:58,033 - It's not just a tax. - It otherwise looks like this. 17 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,367 That's the biggest solution threat to humanity. 18 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,617 What is it? 19 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:09,658 - A woman sits on the throne of England. - There is nothing wrong with the queen. 20 00:03:09,825 --> 00:03:13,742 It is wrong that men take orders from the weaker sex. 21 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:20,242 I now like to have a woman over me. 22 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:25,742 - You can't get away with that! - Why shouldn't I? 23 00:03:25,908 --> 00:03:31,200 With this change, I can retire back and write my memories. 24 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:37,325 So you'd better write quickly, because we will chase you like a closet cat! 25 00:03:37,492 --> 00:03:40,825 If it takes 2 years, 20 years - 26 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:44,158 - or 420 years! 27 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:57,575 420 �R LATER 28 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,242 185 KM/H 29 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:21,033 Tania, up to fifth gear! 30 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:36,367 - Why did you stop? - We are outside our area. 31 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:37,992 ST. TRINIAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS 32 00:04:38,158 --> 00:04:41,283 211 to the exchange, change. 33 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:43,658 They are back. 34 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,242 Good morning, Bursar. 35 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:58,367 Roxy, you promise to write to me? 36 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,575 - I love you, honey. - Nice enough. 37 00:06:14,325 --> 00:06:17,783 You best. 38 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:23,283 How is he? Grazia said he was absolutely crazy. 39 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:26,617 You just need to know how to tame him. 40 00:06:26,783 --> 00:06:30,825 - Were you so... - What happens on tour is secret. 41 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:34,325 - She wasn't. - She was. 42 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:39,367 You look good. Did you enjoy the holiday? 43 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,742 I have been to India. My friend is getting married. 44 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:45,950 - Bachelor party? - No, she's a Christian. 45 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:50,200 Come in. 46 00:06:52,158 --> 00:06:54,367 PRINCIPAL 47 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:08,158 Annabelle, you know why have you been summoned? 48 00:07:08,325 --> 00:07:10,825 No, aunt. Sorry, miss. 49 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:14,367 Some women are born to greatness. 50 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:19,700 Cleopatra, the queen, me. 51 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:24,158 Some will be like Mother Teresa or Lady Gaga. 52 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:27,908 Others are forced to like Monica Lewinsky. 53 00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:33,325 - You belong to the third category. - I don't really understand. 54 00:07:34,158 --> 00:07:37,533 - I'll make you prefect. - Hold on. 55 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:43,617 Previous prefects have achieved a status others can only dream of. 56 00:07:43,783 --> 00:07:49,367 Here is a letter from your predecessor, the infamous Kelly Jones. 57 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:58,242 Hi Annabelle. I'll give you some advice, - 58 00:07:58,408 --> 00:08:02,033 - but what can I say about a school without rules? 59 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:07,742 If anything, St. Trinian's girls can, so is smelling fear. 60 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:15,325 But like all predators that hunt in a pack, they want a leader. 61 00:08:15,492 --> 00:08:20,992 It must be you. If you have Need me, please call. Kelly. 62 00:08:23,408 --> 00:08:25,908 Amy. Amy. Amy. 63 00:08:26,075 --> 00:08:29,992 Tabitha, when you lift heavy things, so remember to straighten your back. 64 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,450 Don't take care of them. It's De Letant�ndelige. 65 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:45,075 - Why are they called that? - Look at all that polyester. 66 00:08:45,242 --> 00:08:49,992 Last year one of them started smoking, and half the school burned. 67 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,658 Two words. 68 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,325 Don't get ripped off. Next. 69 00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:04,117 PROLLS NICE GIRLS 70 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:08,700 - Where should I throw my things? - We can make room in our area. 71 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:14,075 You must really like to hang out with us. If you feel like it. 72 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:17,783 As if she wants to hang out with a bunch of empty-headed people, - 73 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:21,117 - superficial, bleached heifers. 74 00:09:21,283 --> 00:09:23,200 EMOS 75 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:27,450 Would she rather hang out with some sulking, pale emos? 76 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:29,242 THE RICHES 77 00:09:29,408 --> 00:09:32,408 See better arithmetic party with the nerds. 78 00:09:32,575 --> 00:09:36,492 - As if we keep it. - It was trigonometry. 79 00:09:36,658 --> 00:09:39,367 Therefore, Lucy will remain a virgin. 80 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:44,700 As opposed to an empty-headed whore? She wanted to bite a melon with her mouth. 81 00:09:46,492 --> 00:09:51,992 - It was actually a grapefruit. - Bella, it was a secret. 82 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:56,908 She can always try to save the world with the �kotoss. 83 00:09:57,075 --> 00:09:58,825 �THE COWS 84 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:05,950 Maybe we should let Roxy decide for herself, who she wants to hang out with. 85 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:13,158 - I won't stay long. - What do you mean? 86 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:18,367 Me and schools are a bad mix. So I'll find my own place, please. 87 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:24,450 - She is nothing special anyway. - Nice enough. 88 00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,742 old lady 89 00:10:34,908 --> 00:10:36,992 Camille. 90 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:48,533 If I may say so, so you're still angry, right? 91 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,242 Angry, Fi? No. 92 00:10:51,408 --> 00:10:56,492 Not angry. I just am very, very, very... 93 00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:04,700 WELL EQUIPPED MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT 94 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,158 ...disappointed. 95 00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:11,867 Next. Don't you have more? 96 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,658 Hello. 97 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,450 Hello. 98 00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:28,325 Hello. 99 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,700 Hello. 100 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:34,075 Hello! 101 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:41,908 As the new prefect I thought, we could meet every Wednesday. 102 00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:47,533 So everyone can make suggestions for the day-to-day running of the school. 103 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,367 It was just before we jumped on it. 104 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:06,200 Look, girls. She is really perfect. 105 00:12:07,075 --> 00:12:10,367 It will be good enough in the family. 106 00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:19,533 Something suspicious is going on. Someone has entered the library. 107 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:24,117 - The library? - Do we have a library? 108 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,492 - Who is it? - I don't know. 109 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:52,908 Oh you gentle. 110 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:59,075 THE FRITTON ARCHIVES 111 00:13:19,575 --> 00:13:22,908 Do you want to explain what's going on, Celia? 112 00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:28,200 - Maybe. No. - I'll get my tongs. 113 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:33,950 - Now that I think about it, yes. - I must never use my tongue. 114 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:37,408 A man asked me to find it. 115 00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:41,283 - What kind of man? - I can't say that. 116 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,783 Because I don't know. I've never seen him before. 117 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:49,825 He wanted to give me 20,000, if I got hold of it. 118 00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:54,575 £20,000 for it? It looks like something Bianca would go with. 119 00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:58,117 What would you use £20,000 for? 120 00:13:58,283 --> 00:14:00,367 Turbines. 121 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:04,242 Wind power. 122 00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:08,075 The poles are melting. 123 00:14:08,242 --> 00:14:10,658 The seas are rising. 124 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:16,950 Climate change is ours generation's biggest problem. 125 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:22,033 With that money could we make the school CO2-neutral. 126 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,867 Yes... 127 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:36,158 Or we could hand over the ring, share the money and go shopping madly at Gucci. 128 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:42,242 To judge from the shape and the marks... 129 00:14:44,075 --> 00:14:47,200 ...I think it's a ring. 130 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:50,617 - Definitely a ring. - Good. 131 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:53,283 - Do you know how old it is? - Yep. 132 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,908 - Like that. - That's it now. 133 00:14:58,075 --> 00:15:03,033 - It is fairly old. - What are you up to? 134 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:09,575 It is not about market value, but about affective value. 135 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:14,408 She's right. As I understand it that, 20 is just his first bid. 136 00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:19,367 We must demand twice as much. 40, maybe 50 kilos. 137 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,492 50,000 pounds? 138 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,283 That sounds good. 139 00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:30,325 It's him. 140 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,867 - Kungfu grip. - French cuff. 141 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,992 Prefect emblem. I have the floor. 142 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,992 Come now. 143 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:51,492 Annabelle Fritton, prefect at St. Trinian's. 144 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:56,117 Well, little Miss Fritton. 145 00:15:56,283 --> 00:15:58,908 I have offered £20,000. 146 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,992 Is it a deal? 147 00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:03,825 No. 148 00:16:08,825 --> 00:16:11,367 - Excuse me? - I said no. 149 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:15,117 - We want... - 50. 150 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:23,033 100,000 pounds. 151 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:29,825 Otherwise I would be nice. I would even be generous. 152 00:16:29,992 --> 00:16:32,283 And then you insult me. 153 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:37,533 - The offer has been withdrawn. - Here, master. 154 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,825 Do you know who you are dealing with? 155 00:16:40,992 --> 00:16:45,200 No, little Fritton. The question is, do you know it? 156 00:16:45,992 --> 00:16:48,992 Because you will find out. 157 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:57,533 - Are you really smart? - Quite honestly, Annabelle. 158 00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:06,658 Kelly, this is Annabelle. Do you have a minute? 159 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,533 I have a minute. How does it work? 160 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,825 It happens all the time. Or not all time, but good. 161 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:20,783 - What happened? - Nothing bad. 162 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,742 A guy wanted to buy an old ring of Celia's. 163 00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:27,325 He offered 20,000, and then I demanded 100,000. 164 00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:31,783 Then he threatened us, and now they all hate me. 165 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,825 Everything seems to be about the old on St. Trinian's. 166 00:17:37,742 --> 00:17:40,408 - I have to escape. - I can't... 167 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:43,492 You must appear convincing. 168 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:46,742 I have a bad feeling. 169 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,742 Kelly? 170 00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:51,867 - I have to escape. Ciao. - Wait a minute... 171 00:17:55,367 --> 00:18:02,075 Take a deep breath. Now take in the scorpion and hold it. 172 00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:07,950 And hold it and hold it. 173 00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:10,867 See how to enter. 174 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,742 Paris opens in three seconds. 175 00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:18,200 Let's get started. 176 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:21,617 - Gold rises. - Jean-Claude, how are you? 177 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,492 PHYSICS 178 00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:34,033 Great job, girls. A very apt example - 179 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,450 - in one of the many ways, we use electricity today. 180 00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,283 Who is next? 181 00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,492 Zoe. 182 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:54,325 MUSIC 183 00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:09,617 It's an electric chair, miss. 184 00:19:31,575 --> 00:19:34,617 See you in the underworld. 185 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,700 PRIVATE AREA 186 00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,742 What has happened? 187 00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:49,283 If you don't want me to sing you can just say it. 188 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:54,033 It will be fun. 189 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,408 What is going on? 190 00:19:58,492 --> 00:20:01,117 There was a guy, - 191 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:06,158 - who offered me 20,000 pounds for a ring from the Fritton archive. 192 00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:10,617 We thought that if you want to pay 20, do you also want... 193 00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:15,242 - Pay 50. - But Annabelle demanded 100. 194 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,533 Idiot. 195 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,908 May I see the ring? 196 00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:24,158 Come now. 197 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:30,992 We don't understand why someone would cough up - 198 00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:35,492 - with so many shenanigans for a cheap bling ring. 199 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:41,033 No one would, Bianca. 200 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:48,367 - Unless the story is true. - What kind of story? 201 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:56,492 The story of Fritton's gold. 202 00:20:57,617 --> 00:21:01,950 Is it a scary story? What is there? 203 00:21:02,117 --> 00:21:05,325 It is a dark and stormy night. 204 00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:09,575 We are in the year 1589. 205 00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:14,783 We sail on open seas on board a galleon - 206 00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:19,658 - with the villainous one Lord Pomfrey as captain. 207 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:24,700 His vice is a great many sparkling treasures. 208 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,200 His goal is the English coast. 209 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:33,117 His plan is to use the treasure to overthrow our great queen. 210 00:21:33,283 --> 00:21:35,283 Who? 211 00:21:36,783 --> 00:21:41,117 - Elizabeth I? - Absolutely correct, Jemima. 212 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:50,200 The ship plows through the waves. It rises and falls, the tree creaks. 213 00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:54,533 The rigging hits the mainsail. 214 00:21:56,617 --> 00:22:03,575 Suddenly a terrifying figure appears figure out of the black night. 215 00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:05,908 "Hold in!"... 216 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,450 ...he shouts. 217 00:22:08,617 --> 00:22:14,658 And like a mis swing pirate Fritton entered the deck. 218 00:22:14,825 --> 00:22:21,117 - Fritton? Is it? - Our ancestor, Archibald Fritton. 219 00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:26,033 A beautiful sulk that borders the ship, overpowers the crew... 220 00:22:28,242 --> 00:22:31,325 ...and runs away with the tax. 221 00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:34,867 - How gangster. - Especially. 222 00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:37,367 What happened to him? 223 00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:42,075 No one saw or heard ever anything to him again. 224 00:22:42,242 --> 00:22:44,325 And the treasure? 225 00:22:44,492 --> 00:22:50,242 According to the story so saved he treasured and made a map. 226 00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:55,075 It wasn't a regular map, Sienna. 227 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:58,700 He made two rings. 228 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:05,825 And engraved half of the information on each of them. 229 00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:10,908 - And that's one of the rings? - Yes. 230 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:16,742 Who would have thought It was right under my nose? 231 00:23:16,908 --> 00:23:20,783 So that's half of it clues that will lead us to... 232 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:25,242 - A huge amount of bling. - Yes, if you believe the story. 233 00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:28,158 But I must warn you. 234 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:31,533 Those who have chosen to look for it, - 235 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:38,492 - has been driven to the brink of madness and longer still. 236 00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:44,492 good night 237 00:23:50,742 --> 00:23:53,408 - A treasure. - A mission to the moon. 238 00:23:53,575 --> 00:23:56,117 A house on the beach in Malibu. 239 00:23:56,283 --> 00:24:00,367 - If you believe the story. - We'll do that then. 240 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,075 - Code red! - Uninvited guests. 241 00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:16,658 I get my tongs. 242 00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,992 Come and see. Departure. 243 00:24:32,575 --> 00:24:34,450 Strength and �re. 244 00:24:35,825 --> 00:24:37,742 Strength and �re. 245 00:24:41,075 --> 00:24:43,325 Come on, Saffy! 246 00:24:57,367 --> 00:24:58,992 Strength and �re. 247 00:25:03,325 --> 00:25:10,367 Sit comfortably in a safe place, where you will not be disturbed. 248 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:14,450 Get in touch with your inner self. 249 00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:19,492 Inhale and exhale and exhale. 250 00:25:19,658 --> 00:25:22,408 UNLAWFUL INTRUSION WILL BE PUNISHED 251 00:25:24,408 --> 00:25:25,908 BORN TO 252 00:25:26,075 --> 00:25:27,575 TO KILL 253 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,867 Hello, boys. 254 00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:31,533 Excuse me? 255 00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:38,033 I guess we haven't met each other. My name is Camilla Fritton. 256 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,908 My friends call me Millie. What shall I call you? 257 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,783 Should we call an ambulance? 258 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:57,283 Good, girls. Wait till you see the whites of their eyes. 259 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,325 we are the best 260 00:27:22,492 --> 00:27:25,908 no one can deceive us 261 00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:33,408 we do as it suits us 262 00:27:33,575 --> 00:27:36,908 until the last dance 263 00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:40,908 St. Trinian's 264 00:27:42,158 --> 00:27:47,367 defenders of anarchy 265 00:27:57,325 --> 00:27:59,200 Wait. 266 00:28:08,783 --> 00:28:10,908 Leave the buses. 267 00:28:12,617 --> 00:28:14,408 Wait. 268 00:28:15,783 --> 00:28:17,950 Guy! 269 00:28:18,117 --> 00:28:20,658 Second line, dude! 270 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,700 Third line, dude! 271 00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:28,950 Fourth line, dude! 272 00:28:36,283 --> 00:28:39,408 Have you heard of the sound barrier? 273 00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:43,867 You are going to hit it now. 274 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,492 What are you doing? 275 00:29:05,617 --> 00:29:07,158 Guy! 276 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,658 Shoot lock. 277 00:29:37,867 --> 00:29:39,950 Back! 278 00:29:41,575 --> 00:29:45,492 Losers! Losers! Losers! 279 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,575 And don't come again! 280 00:29:52,617 --> 00:29:55,158 Have I missed a party? 281 00:29:55,325 --> 00:30:00,033 I don't think it's that serious. Try to sit up. 282 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,700 Give that girl a pint of blood at my expense. 283 00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:09,742 - I did my best, Miss. - Just rest, my brave soldier. 284 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:13,283 You have made St. Trinian's �re. 285 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:18,117 - Did the home team win? - They're not coming back. 286 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,700 Thank God. 287 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,700 Shut up and take it easy! 288 00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:40,158 Don't move! 289 00:30:43,617 --> 00:30:45,783 Keep calm. 290 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:02,117 It was quite an entrance. 291 00:31:02,283 --> 00:31:05,658 You could, too have used the main door. 292 00:31:05,825 --> 00:31:10,200 Yes, but it wouldn't have looked so cool. 293 00:31:11,158 --> 00:31:13,200 Who are you? 294 00:31:13,367 --> 00:31:17,658 - Your worst nightmare. - You are not the Bee Gees or Take That. 295 00:31:17,825 --> 00:31:21,325 I hope you don't mind, I'm passing by. 296 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:27,783 I come to collect a debt, The Fritton family has been responsible for... 297 00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:32,450 ...420 years or so. 298 00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:36,658 Are you a Pomfrey? 299 00:31:36,825 --> 00:31:39,117 Nice girl. 300 00:31:39,283 --> 00:31:42,533 Sir Piers Pomfrey, to be precise. 301 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,533 You must be the ineffable Camilla. 302 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:50,533 My pleasure. 303 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:55,950 You gentle sky. You don't think so on the old story - 304 00:31:56,117 --> 00:31:58,950 - about pirates and a treasure and all that fuss? 305 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,408 Of course not. 306 00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:04,367 Aunt. 307 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:07,950 That is why we've done all of this. 308 00:32:08,117 --> 00:32:10,200 Beware. 309 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:15,492 I'll bring it back. Now I have an idea where it is. 310 00:32:15,658 --> 00:32:18,158 Half an idea. 311 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,992 Good advice, Miss Fritton... 312 00:32:24,492 --> 00:32:26,575 Excuse me. 313 00:32:27,617 --> 00:32:31,658 They are of all times, but you never take time off, do you? 314 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:36,075 Bono. Want to go out drinking beer again. 315 00:32:39,408 --> 00:32:44,158 As I was about to say, I hope we will not meet again, Miss Fritton. 316 00:32:44,325 --> 00:32:46,617 For your sake. 317 00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:51,742 It looks like a bombed lokum. You girls need to clean. 318 00:32:51,908 --> 00:32:54,367 Farewell. 319 00:33:01,658 --> 00:33:03,908 She wants to say something. 320 00:33:15,075 --> 00:33:20,408 Girls. Our home, our school, - 321 00:33:20,575 --> 00:33:26,158 - our sanctuary has been violated, and not in a good way. 322 00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:31,575 As you know we detest fights on St. Trinian's. 323 00:33:32,325 --> 00:33:35,992 But in this case I tell you, - 324 00:33:36,158 --> 00:33:38,617 - that they began! 325 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,908 But we don't have the ring. 326 00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:47,200 But remember the story, Jessica. There are two rings. 327 00:33:49,117 --> 00:33:51,825 To stop the bullies - 328 00:33:51,992 --> 00:33:56,575 - we just have to find the other ring first. 329 00:33:56,742 --> 00:34:01,033 - But what about the first ring? - I'll get to that later. 330 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,325 We find the second ring first, - 331 00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:09,658 - then we infiltrate the enemy's camp and grab the first ring afterwards. 332 00:34:12,825 --> 00:34:18,242 But... there are probably many, and probably we are few, - 333 00:34:18,408 --> 00:34:21,658 - but everyone, standing by my side... 334 00:34:21,825 --> 00:34:24,450 What can I say? 335 00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:28,450 We get... 336 00:34:28,617 --> 00:34:30,867 We happily f... 337 00:34:31,033 --> 00:34:36,617 We sisters. For that, who gives his blood with me, - 338 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:40,700 - she is my sister, she was probably so poor. 339 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:46,242 And noble maidens now sleeping in England, must curse that they were not here, - 340 00:34:46,408 --> 00:34:51,367 - and look skillfully down, when someone speaks... 341 00:34:53,450 --> 00:34:55,575 ...who fought with us... 342 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,700 Yes. 343 00:35:04,325 --> 00:35:07,075 ...on St. Trinian's Day. 344 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:21,075 I'm going treasure hunting. 345 00:35:21,242 --> 00:35:23,617 Who is going with? 346 00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:41,117 Welcome, brothers. Let's make our promise. 347 00:35:41,283 --> 00:35:46,367 To maintain the order of nature, men as gentlemen, - 348 00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:49,367 - women like cattle in chains. 349 00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:53,617 She under him forever. 350 00:35:53,783 --> 00:35:59,325 I hereby open the 612th meeting in our holy brotherhood. 351 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:22,033 - How are we doing? - Good, now we have the ring. 352 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,283 He is a rich philanthropist. An influential man. 353 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:30,742 - Take a look. - Everyone loves him. 354 00:36:30,908 --> 00:36:35,492 - I can't find anything negative. - Don't let the skin deceive you. 355 00:36:35,658 --> 00:36:40,700 - Lead on. - Let's expand the search. 356 00:36:44,575 --> 00:36:48,242 Look for everything, who mentions the pirate Fritton. 357 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:51,158 It looks interesting. 358 00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:55,700 - What is it? - I have found something. 359 00:36:56,575 --> 00:37:01,575 "It has been noted, that piss... 360 00:37:02,575 --> 00:37:05,950 ...piss...piss..." 361 00:37:06,117 --> 00:37:11,117 "That gun-toting pirate Fritton has left a trail for the treasure." 362 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:19,408 "It started with a set of playing cards. A clue was written on each." 363 00:37:19,575 --> 00:37:25,200 See here. "On that lord's day on May 22, 1882..." 364 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:30,825 ...have I, Reverend Fortnum Fritton, after several generations of failure, - 365 00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:34,908 - finally found the first ring. 366 00:37:37,617 --> 00:37:41,700 And along with it the means to find the other. 367 00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:43,783 What did he find? 368 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,950 - A fruit. - A fruit? 369 00:37:47,117 --> 00:37:51,617 An old friend, which s�r�ver Fritton had left behind. 370 00:37:51,783 --> 00:37:56,825 - Well, a riddle. - That's what I said. 371 00:37:56,992 --> 00:38:00,658 - Where is the frog now? - It's a riddle. 372 00:38:00,825 --> 00:38:03,867 - We have found it here. - Fortnum's will. 373 00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:07,658 "I will leave a mark, but not on this earth.” 374 00:38:07,825 --> 00:38:11,992 Not on earth? Is it like that out in space? 375 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:16,617 Not on the ground, but under it. 376 00:38:16,783 --> 00:38:19,700 Maybe six feet under it? 377 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:23,950 - Six feet under. - You mustn't joke. 378 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,908 TO THE CEMETERY 379 00:38:36,492 --> 00:38:42,742 Shall we dig up a dead stump, because he might have a clue? 380 00:38:42,908 --> 00:38:47,367 How creepy it is. We walk on corpses. 381 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,700 One should not be afraid of death, - 382 00:38:50,867 --> 00:38:56,033 - because death is like life just without all the crap. 383 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:02,033 Like poverty and fascism and Miley Cyrus. 384 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,283 - So you don't mind dying? - I don't mind if you die. 385 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:08,533 Look there. 386 00:39:10,575 --> 00:39:14,533 He has powerful friends. 387 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,658 Isn't she gorgeous? 388 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,825 I wouldn't say no to Barack Obama. 389 00:39:22,992 --> 00:39:27,158 Here's one you might know. 390 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,742 He can be our way to Pomfrey. 391 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,283 Geoffrey. 392 00:39:37,783 --> 00:39:40,492 Maybe you should call him. 393 00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:43,242 Call him? 394 00:39:44,283 --> 00:39:47,158 I'd rather sit on a wasp's nest. 395 00:39:47,325 --> 00:39:50,658 But he may be our only chance. 396 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,533 Never! 397 00:40:01,242 --> 00:40:05,075 Have you ever been in love, steve? 398 00:40:05,242 --> 00:40:08,283 - Follow my advice. - Stay away from women. 399 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,908 Stay away from women. 400 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,992 You must forget her, Geoff. Now look to move on. 401 00:40:15,158 --> 00:40:19,700 How is that possible? Behind the smile and the light blue eyes - 402 00:40:19,867 --> 00:40:26,492 - and the tweed suits and rubber boots beats an emotional heart. 403 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:30,033 - They are actually brown. - They're blue, Steve. 404 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,992 They are definitely brown, Geoffrey. 405 00:40:38,033 --> 00:40:43,117 - Sorry, I can't get up. - It's not the first time. 406 00:40:46,117 --> 00:40:51,617 - What do you want? - I want to hear about Sir Piers Pomfrey. 407 00:40:54,658 --> 00:40:56,742 Pomfrey? 408 00:40:56,908 --> 00:41:00,908 Has he invited you to town? Only he knows what awaits him. 409 00:41:01,075 --> 00:41:04,242 Once sheet gymnastics and a humiliation. 410 00:41:04,408 --> 00:41:06,950 Your genitals were in the newspaper, and what? 411 00:41:07,117 --> 00:41:11,617 You are like made for each other. Not that it bothers me. 412 00:41:11,783 --> 00:41:16,242 I don't want to get into his pants. I just want revenge. 413 00:41:18,408 --> 00:41:21,408 A double Baileys with ice and a little lime juice. 414 00:41:22,117 --> 00:41:26,950 - Are we going to be here long? - Do you want something? 415 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:32,033 I'm just cold and wet, and I'm bored. 416 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,617 She is scared. 417 00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:40,742 You are afraid. 418 00:41:41,783 --> 00:41:47,950 No, I do this all the time, that's fine with me. 419 00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:51,450 I just take a nap. 420 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,783 My nails! 421 00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:03,825 I just got them fixed. 422 00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:08,783 It was just before I did in my pants. 423 00:42:09,408 --> 00:42:12,533 He's dangerous, Camilla. 424 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:17,575 He was behind my downfall. Pomfrey and his secret society. 425 00:42:18,533 --> 00:42:20,908 Secret association? 426 00:42:21,075 --> 00:42:23,367 AD1. 427 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:28,575 They have members everywhere. 428 00:42:28,742 --> 00:42:31,200 The government. 429 00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,783 The army. The police. 430 00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:36,658 Yeah. 431 00:42:36,825 --> 00:42:39,575 What's the plan, Fritton? 432 00:42:39,742 --> 00:42:43,283 You don't want to fight him, do you? 433 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:46,992 �oh god you will. 434 00:42:47,158 --> 00:42:51,367 They took something from me, which I want back. 435 00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:55,617 Millie... You can count on me. 436 00:42:55,783 --> 00:42:57,867 Geoffrey. 437 00:43:04,908 --> 00:43:06,992 Geoffrey. 438 00:43:12,325 --> 00:43:17,242 You are a drunken sucker, a pale and pitiful scrap of a man. 439 00:43:17,408 --> 00:43:20,783 If you were a horse they would shoot you. 440 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,367 Just a moment, young lady. 441 00:43:26,533 --> 00:43:30,283 I might be a drunken pacifier. 442 00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:34,742 I may be a pitiful horse, - 443 00:43:34,908 --> 00:43:38,158 - but I know something about secret societies. 444 00:43:41,117 --> 00:43:43,450 They are secretive. 445 00:43:43,617 --> 00:43:46,950 Nobody knows who they are. Nobody knows where they are. 446 00:43:47,117 --> 00:43:51,617 Nobody knows anything about them, unless you are a member or... 447 00:43:51,783 --> 00:43:54,908 ...unless of course... 448 00:43:56,492 --> 00:43:59,700 You have been a member yourself. 449 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,325 Clumsy. 450 00:44:11,492 --> 00:44:14,742 I think it's beautiful. 451 00:44:16,325 --> 00:44:19,408 There's something under his hat. 452 00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:34,033 "The ring fits no finger, but intrudes in the right..." 453 00:44:38,867 --> 00:44:42,450 I can't read the last lines. They are reddened. 454 00:44:50,783 --> 00:44:54,617 It's like the wind. It's like in "Ghost". 455 00:44:54,783 --> 00:44:57,450 Bianca, can you hear us? 456 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:02,242 Yes, of course. 457 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:08,283 - You fool. We thought you were possessed. - So it's you who's a fool, isn't it? 458 00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:10,867 She dropped us here. 459 00:45:11,033 --> 00:45:15,367 Shut up, you disgusting creatures! 460 00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:21,533 - Take a nap, Annabelle. - I'm not Annabelle! 461 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:26,700 Well, we had almost forgotten that. You are perfect. 462 00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:29,533 Great applause. 463 00:45:39,033 --> 00:45:43,117 People have lived in fear for that man far too long. 464 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:46,992 I'm not afraid anymore! 465 00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:50,033 - Godfather! - Good morning, girls. 466 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,283 He must be allowed to taste one's own medicine, - 467 00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:56,492 - so I can see the bloated fool squirm. 468 00:45:56,658 --> 00:46:01,825 - We have to strike now. - Revenge requires a cool overview. 469 00:46:03,992 --> 00:46:07,200 Welcome to the weaning, Mr. Thwaites. 470 00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:10,950 And you need to cool off. 471 00:46:20,575 --> 00:46:23,325 We have plans for you. 472 00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:29,492 I take each day as it comes and every day gets better. 473 00:46:29,658 --> 00:46:33,867 My name is Georgiana, and I am proud to say, - 474 00:46:34,033 --> 00:46:38,075 - that I haven't been drinking for six years now. 475 00:46:39,908 --> 00:46:42,200 Very nice. 476 00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:45,658 Now you have to bid welcome our newest member. 477 00:46:45,825 --> 00:46:48,492 Geoffrey. Mr. Thwaites. 478 00:46:49,492 --> 00:46:54,742 How nice to see you here together with me... us. 479 00:47:00,033 --> 00:47:04,950 - Good. My name is Geoffrey... - Hello, Geoffrey. 480 00:47:06,367 --> 00:47:09,367 It is very admirable, - 481 00:47:09,533 --> 00:47:13,617 - but you are wasting your time, because I'm not an alcoholic. 482 00:47:13,783 --> 00:47:17,700 I like to have a drink. Who can't do that? 483 00:47:17,867 --> 00:47:25,117 A cognac after dinner, whiskey after golf, an aperitif before lunch. 484 00:47:27,033 --> 00:47:30,408 Tequila for breakfast. 485 00:47:31,658 --> 00:47:33,742 What? 486 00:47:35,825 --> 00:47:40,325 - What's wrong with Annabelle? - It's hard to say. 487 00:47:40,492 --> 00:47:45,075 - She is not herself. - She takes her new job too seriously. 488 00:47:45,242 --> 00:47:47,742 No, it isn't. 489 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:53,242 - She really isn't herself. - What on earth? 490 00:47:53,408 --> 00:47:55,492 where is she 491 00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:01,325 Annabelle, come down here immediately. 492 00:48:01,492 --> 00:48:05,075 I'm not Annabelle. I am Fortnum Fritton. 493 00:48:05,242 --> 00:48:09,200 The sweep of the Bavarian cattle markets, The horror of the Hebrides. 494 00:48:09,367 --> 00:48:13,242 I'm Camilla Fritton, headmistress of St. Trinian's. 495 00:48:13,408 --> 00:48:18,867 Get yourself together. We do not encourage, that one possesses one's relatives. 496 00:48:21,950 --> 00:48:26,283 It was neither pretty nor funny. Tell me where the treasure is. 497 00:48:26,450 --> 00:48:31,867 By far. My beautiful darling. I am rich. 498 00:48:32,033 --> 00:48:35,283 She is fond of Dolce and bananas. 499 00:48:36,117 --> 00:48:40,867 - We have to do an exorcism. - She also needs to lose weight. 500 00:48:41,033 --> 00:48:45,283 Not in that way. An exorcism. 501 00:48:45,450 --> 00:48:50,742 - I heard that well. - Move away, you unclean spirit! 502 00:48:50,908 --> 00:48:55,200 Tell the rest of the clue, or you will have big problems. 503 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:58,367 - Get her down. - Home, dear home. 504 00:48:58,533 --> 00:49:00,825 Aunt... 505 00:49:00,992 --> 00:49:05,033 - Go away, Satan! - Yes, disappear. 506 00:49:09,158 --> 00:49:13,742 The ring fits no finger, but intrudes in the right. 507 00:49:13,908 --> 00:49:21,492 Comfortable I found my place, You will find my mast here. 508 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,533 My mast here? 509 00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:34,033 Try it here. 510 00:49:36,492 --> 00:49:40,783 Hello. How does it work? 511 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:48,450 - What, losers? Have you read it? - Quite honestly. 512 00:49:48,617 --> 00:49:54,200 - Are you squeamish? Should I try? - As if, Bianca. 513 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:58,367 I think I should try. 514 00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:02,658 We have run it through three computers, converted it into equations, - 515 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:07,742 - anagrammatized the and translated it into 38 different languages. 516 00:50:07,908 --> 00:50:11,492 Do you really think that one of you can read it? 517 00:50:12,492 --> 00:50:16,033 - Maybe. - Beware. 518 00:50:20,033 --> 00:50:23,658 "The ring fits no finger, but intrudes in the right. 519 00:50:23,825 --> 00:50:27,742 Comfortable I found my place, You will find my mast here." 520 00:50:27,908 --> 00:50:30,408 Find my master. 521 00:50:31,367 --> 00:50:35,950 Who was his master? His school teacher? 522 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,033 Was it at a school? 523 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,242 "My mast here". Just like on a boat. 524 00:50:42,408 --> 00:50:46,200 Yes, just like on a boat, you fool. Can't you hear? 525 00:50:46,367 --> 00:50:48,533 Can't you speak? 526 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:51,908 - That's enough. - What do you want to do? 527 00:50:52,075 --> 00:50:54,950 Wait. She's right. 528 00:50:56,158 --> 00:50:59,617 His school. It is a homonym. 529 00:50:59,783 --> 00:51:05,075 A word that sounds the same but has two meanings. Like a pun. 530 00:51:05,242 --> 00:51:09,950 - I knew that well. - So it's a school. I was right. 531 00:51:10,117 --> 00:51:14,533 - It's Fritton's school. - We read it. 532 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:19,200 Like that! Take it, Lucy. 533 00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:23,617 - Take it, Lucy. - Right in the face. 534 00:51:23,783 --> 00:51:26,742 - Right in the face. - Right in the face. 535 00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:28,867 Right in the face. 536 00:51:36,908 --> 00:51:39,200 THE OLD BOYS' SCHOOL 537 00:52:25,950 --> 00:52:29,033 This place is huge. 538 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,200 How shall we find a tiny ring in so much space? 539 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:38,117 - Any good suggestions? - I thought about... 540 00:52:38,283 --> 00:52:40,533 Where are the handsome guys? 541 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:46,658 You promised us delicious men, but they are a bunch of t�sed boys. 542 00:52:46,825 --> 00:52:50,325 Except for him there. He is a roast. 543 00:52:50,492 --> 00:52:52,950 Saffy, it's Bella. 544 00:52:55,867 --> 00:52:58,283 Goodbye. 545 00:52:58,450 --> 00:53:03,492 - I got his number. - What are you doing here? Who are you? 546 00:53:04,950 --> 00:53:07,242 I am... 547 00:53:07,408 --> 00:53:11,408 I'm... Jonty Barbour. 548 00:53:13,825 --> 00:53:18,325 It's Bufty Rolls Royce and Sebastian de Billiard. 549 00:53:18,492 --> 00:53:22,408 We are friends of Wills and Harry. Do you know Wills and Harry? 550 00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:27,492 - Of course. They are timeless. - Yes, they are timeless. 551 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,408 I stand on skis. 552 00:53:36,575 --> 00:53:42,408 Damn, I'm going to math. But we'll talk about this later. 553 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:47,367 - Saved by the bell. - That's brilliant. 554 00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:50,283 What was brilliant? The joke? 555 00:53:50,450 --> 00:53:53,075 The clock, the clock. 556 00:53:54,117 --> 00:53:56,700 Saved by the bell. 557 00:53:56,867 --> 00:54:00,617 "The ring fits no finger, but intrudes in the right." 558 00:54:00,783 --> 00:54:03,158 The ring of the bell. Brilliant! 559 00:54:06,908 --> 00:54:09,783 - Yes! - It is a clue. 560 00:54:11,492 --> 00:54:15,783 "The last quest from year to year, an old head in between. 561 00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:20,075 Let the south-west lead you now, and go 16 straight ahead." 562 00:54:20,242 --> 00:54:24,283 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. 563 00:54:25,325 --> 00:54:30,450 "Go southeast in a straight line. Count to 100 twice and 39?" 564 00:54:30,617 --> 00:54:33,283 Southeast 565 00:54:36,575 --> 00:54:38,283 Beautiful. 566 00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:45,492 - How are we going to get past them? - Relax, aunt. 567 00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:49,033 It's a boys' choir. 568 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,158 Leave it to me. 569 00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:59,700 It's not for fun. Do you think so? 570 00:54:59,867 --> 00:55:03,075 You sound like a bunch of t�s. 571 00:55:03,242 --> 00:55:06,700 You need a remix. 572 00:55:06,867 --> 00:55:10,742 Come closer, come closer. 573 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:14,158 Listen to my rhythm. Like for example this one. 574 00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:24,075 And this one. 575 00:55:36,408 --> 00:55:39,783 - Great job, Julie. Thanks. - It was so little. 576 00:55:39,950 --> 00:55:44,658 Voodoo lessons seems to give bonus. 577 00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:49,992 Kelly had not messed us up in this. 578 00:55:50,158 --> 00:55:54,242 - Kelly had not been possessed. - Hear yourself. 579 00:55:54,408 --> 00:55:58,158 Stop trying to be Kelly Jones and be... 580 00:55:58,325 --> 00:56:01,700 - Annabelle Fritton. - You best. Just look at you. 581 00:56:01,867 --> 00:56:04,825 Your army is a disaster. 582 00:56:04,992 --> 00:56:08,533 pull yourself together before my uterus descends. 583 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:13,617 235, 236, 237, 238, 239. 584 00:56:13,783 --> 00:56:15,367 PRINCIPAL 585 00:56:16,033 --> 00:56:18,700 - Oh no. - Come on now. 586 00:56:20,450 --> 00:56:24,158 hurry up because it's almost recess. 587 00:56:27,742 --> 00:56:30,075 Look what he's wearing. 588 00:56:30,242 --> 00:56:35,992 - Are you the style expert now? - We're looking for a ring. 589 00:56:36,158 --> 00:56:41,325 - He has a ring on. A ring. - Yes, on a painting. 590 00:56:47,158 --> 00:56:50,742 Principal, we have a student named Bufty Rolls Royce? 591 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:55,617 The principal is on his way here. 592 00:56:58,117 --> 00:57:01,325 Forget it, we have to go. The window. 593 00:57:07,283 --> 00:57:09,783 Girls! 594 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:14,783 "The last quest from ear to ear." 595 00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:19,075 "An old head in between." 596 00:57:19,825 --> 00:57:21,908 Principal. 597 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:25,783 - You must apologize for that. - You clumsy major. 598 00:57:25,950 --> 00:57:28,992 That's the ring. 599 00:57:29,158 --> 00:57:32,367 Right in the face. 600 00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:39,658 Face like a supermodel, brain like a super noodle. 601 00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:44,367 do you really think i look like a supermodel? 602 00:57:44,533 --> 00:57:46,617 You do. 603 00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:56,242 What the... 604 00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:59,992 Boys? 605 00:58:00,867 --> 00:58:03,117 Boys! 606 00:58:03,283 --> 00:58:05,992 Come right back! 607 00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:25,950 Come and see. 608 00:58:28,033 --> 00:58:30,325 Wait! Stop them! 609 00:58:36,742 --> 00:58:38,658 Come on, boys. 610 00:58:59,825 --> 00:59:01,908 Come now! 611 00:59:07,325 --> 00:59:09,117 Damn! 612 00:59:10,533 --> 00:59:13,033 We got it. 613 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,283 - Are we all here? - Yes. 614 00:59:19,742 --> 00:59:24,075 51 degrees, 30 minutes and 24 seconds. 615 00:59:24,242 --> 00:59:30,575 It is the latitude, which means that the treasure must be here. 616 00:59:30,742 --> 00:59:32,450 Or here. 617 00:59:32,617 --> 00:59:34,700 Or here or here. 618 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:37,325 Anywhere along that line. 619 00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:41,450 - We need the longitude. - We need the other ring. 620 00:59:41,617 --> 00:59:47,200 Cool enough. We break into AD1 and steals it back. 621 00:59:47,367 --> 00:59:50,367 Who will take us in? You and your prolles? 622 00:59:50,533 --> 00:59:54,242 - We are naughty girls. - Proll, proll. 623 00:59:54,408 --> 00:59:58,992 Drop it. Isn't that idea a little impossible? 624 00:59:59,158 --> 01:00:02,700 Roxy, this is St. Trinian's. 625 01:00:02,867 --> 01:00:06,075 We don't know what "impossible" means. 626 01:00:06,242 --> 01:00:10,825 Besides, we have a way in. We have an insider. 627 01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:18,908 - I must say that it decorated. - I have to thank you and the girls for that. 628 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:23,825 I have something for you, Camilla. 629 01:00:27,908 --> 01:00:31,075 Just look at him. 630 01:00:31,242 --> 01:00:35,658 He is adorable. He is so lovely and cool. 631 01:00:35,825 --> 01:00:41,033 If he could speak, he would say, how much he loves me. 632 01:00:42,367 --> 01:00:46,700 Geoffrey. I will call him Heathcliff. 633 01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:54,117 i don't know how should i say it. 634 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:57,742 Just use your lips, Geoffrey. 635 01:00:57,908 --> 01:01:02,450 AD1 is a bunch misogynistic psychopaths. 636 01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:06,700 The association was formed 500 years ago the page with a specific formula. 637 01:01:06,867 --> 01:01:10,617 - To oppress women. - And you were a member. 638 01:01:10,783 --> 01:01:14,242 - Where could you? - I was young and ambitious. 639 01:01:14,408 --> 01:01:17,533 I needed help to get to the top. 640 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:21,658 - And what did you get out of it? - I have changed, Camilla. 641 01:01:23,783 --> 01:01:26,992 The girls will question you. 642 01:01:27,158 --> 01:01:30,825 So before we see how much you have changed. 643 01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:37,992 Heathcliff! 644 01:01:41,825 --> 01:01:45,283 I have questioned Geoffrey Thwaites. 645 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:48,908 He can get us in. The safe is in the basement. 646 01:01:49,075 --> 01:01:52,575 And the ring is in the safe. Let's get started. 647 01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:56,533 What do we know about breaking into secured safes? 648 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:01,117 Not very much, but I know a girl who does. 649 01:02:01,283 --> 01:02:04,075 How does it work? 650 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:06,575 Hi Kelly. 651 01:02:54,367 --> 01:02:57,367 - Are you ready? - Ready. 652 01:02:57,533 --> 01:02:59,825 Clear. 653 01:02:59,992 --> 01:03:02,242 Clear. 654 01:03:02,408 --> 01:03:04,283 Clear. 655 01:03:15,825 --> 01:03:17,950 Come and see. 656 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:52,117 Straight out and look to the right. 657 01:03:52,283 --> 01:03:55,450 Watch out, there are guards everywhere. 658 01:03:55,617 --> 01:03:58,367 That's what I said. 659 01:04:09,033 --> 01:04:12,867 - There it is. - Bingo. 660 01:04:13,658 --> 01:04:15,908 Wait here. 661 01:04:24,658 --> 01:04:26,742 Brothers. 662 01:04:26,908 --> 01:04:29,033 What are you doing here? 663 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:34,783 Got lipstick on, brother? Who are you really? 664 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,575 Take it. 665 01:04:48,033 --> 01:04:52,575 Caution. The monitoring room is on your right. 666 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:14,783 Then there is a party. 667 01:05:48,617 --> 01:05:51,242 Hello, stutter. What do you want? 668 01:05:59,325 --> 01:06:02,283 The Vulcan death grip. Cool. 669 01:06:03,367 --> 01:06:05,867 Come on, girls. 670 01:06:07,325 --> 01:06:13,242 Aren't you worried that they schoolgirls have found the second ring? 671 01:06:14,992 --> 01:06:17,325 Am I worried? No. 672 01:06:17,492 --> 01:06:20,992 No, I'm not worried. I'm annoyed. 673 01:06:21,158 --> 01:06:25,658 Surprised that some of the country cleverest minds have been fooled - 674 01:06:25,825 --> 01:06:30,367 - of a bunch of pitiful, empty minded women. 675 01:06:30,533 --> 01:06:32,783 Go three times. 676 01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:36,575 What should we do about it? 677 01:06:39,492 --> 01:06:41,408 Brother? 678 01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:44,867 That is a good question. 679 01:06:45,033 --> 01:06:50,242 We can answer that question maybe correct for everyone here. 680 01:06:50,408 --> 01:06:53,492 Let's send the troops back in. 681 01:06:53,658 --> 01:06:58,075 Let's not rush. We lost good men last time. 682 01:07:14,783 --> 01:07:19,200 - What is it? - Freon against the heat sensors. 683 01:07:50,492 --> 01:07:53,492 - Destroyed. - Who are they? 684 01:07:58,283 --> 01:07:59,742 Annabelle. 685 01:07:59,908 --> 01:08:01,950 - There it is. - Bingo. 686 01:08:11,533 --> 01:08:13,700 - Damn. - No. 687 01:08:13,867 --> 01:08:16,450 Oh no. 688 01:08:22,867 --> 01:08:25,617 Girls, abort the mission. 689 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:32,700 Switch to Geoffrey's camera. Now it all depends on you, Geoffrey. 690 01:08:33,908 --> 01:08:38,867 Brother. You haven't said anything. What is your suggestion? 691 01:08:40,908 --> 01:08:44,283 - Brother? - What? 692 01:08:44,450 --> 01:08:47,742 He is full of scorn. What has happened? 693 01:08:47,908 --> 01:08:51,742 - What do you think of those women? - Women? 694 01:08:57,575 --> 01:09:02,158 Now you must listen. I've had enough of them. 695 01:09:02,325 --> 01:09:06,033 I'm sick of them all. 696 01:09:07,408 --> 01:09:09,200 Skidrich! 697 01:09:09,367 --> 01:09:14,367 They gnaw all day long about gratitude and... 698 01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:18,825 - I saved him from the crowd. - M�g. 699 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:22,908 They complain about everything. 700 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:26,158 It's time they shut up! 701 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,992 I have realized that women are greedy, - 702 01:09:32,158 --> 01:09:37,908 - manipulative, cold-hearted, sadistic little ones. 703 01:09:39,825 --> 01:09:42,742 I'm done with them. No need! 704 01:09:42,908 --> 01:09:46,533 No need! No need! No need! 705 01:09:51,658 --> 01:09:55,450 - No need! - Thank you very much. 706 01:09:55,617 --> 01:09:59,408 - Where does he dare? - Such a scumbag. 707 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:07,117 - I liked hearing that. - I meant every word. 708 01:10:07,283 --> 01:10:11,950 It's about time someone told the truth. Women have to bake cakes and feed children. 709 01:10:12,117 --> 01:10:14,700 Well done, brother. 710 01:10:14,867 --> 01:10:17,908 - I praise you. - Sir. 711 01:10:18,492 --> 01:10:21,367 Mission over. 712 01:10:23,117 --> 01:10:27,367 - It went well. Brilliant plan. - You didn't exactly help. 713 01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:31,117 - You were busy with nothing. - Who wants tea? 714 01:10:31,283 --> 01:10:35,742 - Why was the safe empty? - The nerds hadn't read their lesson. 715 01:10:35,908 --> 01:10:41,200 - Is it our fault now? - Just what we need. Stupid nerds. 716 01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:44,908 We could just as well have asked Chelsea to do it. 717 01:10:56,658 --> 01:11:00,992 How can we fight against AD1, if we fight among ourselves? 718 01:11:01,158 --> 01:11:05,575 - We shouldn't blame each other now. - You are absolutely right. 719 01:11:05,742 --> 01:11:11,075 If it's someone's fault, it is it betrays Geoffrey Thwaites. 720 01:11:11,950 --> 01:11:16,742 Deep down I knew he was unbearable. 721 01:11:16,908 --> 01:11:23,117 But he tricks one with his charm and his eyes like clear forest eyes. 722 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:27,825 The silky, wild hair, the firm, restrained chest. 723 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:32,450 No. He is a traitor and a coward, and if i see him again... 724 01:11:36,575 --> 01:11:38,658 Geoffrey. 725 01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:58,200 It's the ring. 726 01:12:01,325 --> 01:12:06,658 Bursar, how much is 10,000 doubloons worth in today's currency? 727 01:12:06,825 --> 01:12:10,533 1 in mind, times 12, - 728 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:14,575 - 1 in mind, attribute the rate of inflation... 729 01:12:14,742 --> 01:12:21,992 409 million, 846 thousand, 902 pounds and 18 pence. Why? 730 01:12:23,242 --> 01:12:25,533 Because jackpot! 731 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:29,033 That's what we get you dear little number cruncher. 732 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:34,783 Yes, if we find the ring. I mean the second ring. 733 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:44,033 My precious. 734 01:13:04,367 --> 01:13:08,033 Latitude: 51 degrees, 30 minutes and 24 seconds. 735 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:12,908 Longitude: 0 degrees, 5 minutes and 35 seconds. 736 01:13:19,408 --> 01:13:23,242 - It's in London. - The intersection shows the way. 737 01:13:23,408 --> 01:13:25,575 Right by the Thames. 738 01:13:25,742 --> 01:13:27,992 Girls. 739 01:13:29,575 --> 01:13:33,950 THE GLOBE THEATRE 740 01:13:35,158 --> 01:13:37,867 How about a trip to the theatre? 741 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,283 Agent Jones. 742 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:49,617 - Hello. - See you at the airport. 743 01:13:49,783 --> 01:13:54,408 Hello. I must escape. But you can take over. It will probably work. 744 01:13:54,575 --> 01:13:58,742 Your aunt is crazy, but she is a good connoisseur of people. 745 01:14:01,867 --> 01:14:03,450 Kelly? 746 01:14:05,325 --> 01:14:07,700 What are you doing now? 747 01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,825 Have you heard of Ml5? 748 01:14:11,992 --> 01:14:13,658 Ml6? 749 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:17,325 It was Ml7. Good luck. 750 01:14:57,533 --> 01:15:00,867 - Are we there soon? - Not now, Bursar. 751 01:15:06,492 --> 01:15:08,033 Peter! 752 01:15:14,117 --> 01:15:17,867 - Look at this one. - It's beautiful. Is it new? 753 01:15:18,033 --> 01:15:20,033 Look at it. 754 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:24,325 Look at it. They have replaced it. They both have the rings. 755 01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:28,075 They must be found. They must be crushed. 756 01:15:28,242 --> 01:15:32,992 Don't worry. We have supervision and secret agents. 757 01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:38,158 - They can't succeed without us knowing. - Where are they? 758 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:43,242 - Where are they now? - Where are they now? 759 01:15:44,533 --> 01:15:47,908 Where are they? 760 01:15:48,075 --> 01:15:51,575 The targets are localized. Platform three. 761 01:15:53,033 --> 01:15:55,283 Little Miss Fritton. 762 01:16:06,075 --> 01:16:09,075 Take it easy. Swimming pool rules. 763 01:16:09,242 --> 01:16:12,992 Don't run. Do not push. 764 01:16:13,158 --> 01:16:16,408 No petting. We do when I say so. 765 01:16:16,575 --> 01:16:18,408 Take them. 766 01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:21,700 - Move in. - We are moving in now. 767 01:16:21,867 --> 01:16:24,242 That's it now, Annabelle. 768 01:16:24,408 --> 01:16:27,908 One, two, one, two, three, four. 769 01:16:48,075 --> 01:16:51,075 What on earth is going on? 770 01:16:51,242 --> 01:16:54,242 It's probably called a "flash mob". 771 01:16:54,408 --> 01:16:56,658 Go, Annabelle. 772 01:17:05,950 --> 01:17:08,742 They are on your trail. 773 01:17:18,783 --> 01:17:21,950 Watch out. Ditch yourselves. 774 01:17:26,158 --> 01:17:29,283 There is a free lane to the south exit. 775 01:17:40,408 --> 01:17:45,242 Stay in your seats. All exits are covered. 776 01:17:46,533 --> 01:17:49,367 Off. 777 01:18:23,533 --> 01:18:29,117 - There. Follow them. - Which group should we follow? 778 01:18:30,158 --> 01:18:32,492 Follow them. 779 01:18:32,658 --> 01:18:35,658 All of them. All of you! 780 01:18:39,325 --> 01:18:42,158 big fish small fish cardboard boxes 781 01:18:42,325 --> 01:18:44,825 Where are they? 782 01:18:44,992 --> 01:18:47,533 feed the chickens 783 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,992 milk the cow 784 01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:55,658 The girls are here. 785 01:18:55,825 --> 01:18:58,242 You will be right on time. 786 01:18:58,408 --> 01:19:00,492 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 787 01:19:03,117 --> 01:19:09,325 Please take a seat. Second Part of "Romeo and Juliet" will begin soon. 788 01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:13,700 - I look around. - Bursar, the helmet. 789 01:19:26,325 --> 01:19:31,575 Two minutes until closing time. Two minutes for the actors. 790 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:38,575 How in the world did Archibald find Fritton to hide his treasure here? 791 01:19:43,242 --> 01:19:45,992 Girls, over here. 792 01:19:46,158 --> 01:19:48,242 Help me. 793 01:19:50,158 --> 01:19:52,533 One, two, three. 794 01:19:56,533 --> 01:20:00,825 - You must not be here. - Says who? 795 01:20:00,992 --> 01:20:05,158 Don't you know who he is? 796 01:20:05,325 --> 01:20:09,617 You best. You're him from the telly, aren't you? 797 01:20:09,783 --> 01:20:12,533 I've done a little bit of everything. 798 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:16,992 - Think it's you. - Yes, it is. 799 01:20:17,158 --> 01:20:21,575 - You were in the yogurt commercial. - What? No. 800 01:20:21,742 --> 01:20:27,033 Here, it's Romeo. And I am his Juliet. 801 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:34,158 So if you want an autograph, you must go around to the stage entrance. 802 01:20:34,325 --> 01:20:37,075 The actors in their seats. 803 01:20:37,242 --> 01:20:41,075 Tax. Call the guards immediately. 804 01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:44,742 I wouldn't do that if i were you 805 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,325 A guard. 806 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,117 A watering can? 807 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:30,450 He is good at using it. 808 01:21:42,158 --> 01:21:44,033 Hair? 809 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,700 Well done! 810 01:21:57,492 --> 01:22:00,867 Well done. You were really good. 811 01:22:08,783 --> 01:22:12,575 You killed him! oh no! 812 01:22:15,408 --> 01:22:18,367 You nearly killed him! 813 01:22:21,492 --> 01:22:24,783 Shut up though, you silly t�s. 814 01:22:27,658 --> 01:22:32,783 - Romeo and Juliet ready to enter. - What do we do now? 815 01:22:45,575 --> 01:22:49,700 Oh, Romeo, why are you romeo 816 01:22:55,033 --> 01:22:57,117 Romeo? 817 01:23:11,075 --> 01:23:14,950 �h, Romeo, why are you? 818 01:23:15,117 --> 01:23:17,783 I'm down here. 819 01:23:19,908 --> 01:23:24,408 I am truly down here. Certainly. 820 01:23:25,158 --> 01:23:27,658 What happened to Fritton? 821 01:23:27,825 --> 01:23:31,908 She is filmed on her way to the theatre. "Romeo and Juliet" at the Globe Theatre. 822 01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:35,367 It was supposed to be good. 823 01:23:36,408 --> 01:23:40,158 Shakespeare's Globe Theatre. We must stop them! 824 01:23:40,325 --> 01:23:43,075 Okay, girls, come on. 825 01:23:48,825 --> 01:23:51,117 You best. 826 01:23:51,283 --> 01:23:53,367 Are they rats? 827 01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:56,992 No, little elephants with fur. What do you think yourself? 828 01:23:57,158 --> 01:24:01,742 Rats? No, I'm not into rats. That's more Zoe's style. 829 01:24:01,908 --> 01:24:05,950 I'm allergic to rats, food foil and pumpkin seeds. 830 01:24:06,117 --> 01:24:10,700 Nice enough. We just tell them at school that we didn't do it, - 831 01:24:10,867 --> 01:24:14,867 - because it was dark and cold, and there was someone who saw a hamster. 832 01:24:15,033 --> 01:24:19,867 Chelsea, what about your house in Malibu? What about the mission to the moon? 833 01:24:20,033 --> 01:24:24,450 Do we want him to screw Pomfrey and those from AD1 must get hold of the treasure? 834 01:24:24,617 --> 01:24:27,742 At least I don't want to. 835 01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:34,617 An icy shudder runs through me... 836 01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:44,367 ...and hardens all my warm blood to ice cream. 837 01:24:44,533 --> 01:24:47,617 I call on them to comfort me! 838 01:24:47,783 --> 01:24:50,867 Here, nurse. No, what is she doing here? 839 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,283 Come on, bottle. 840 01:24:56,450 --> 01:24:59,825 Sir. Isn't it? 841 01:25:00,658 --> 01:25:03,617 Departure, guys. 842 01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:08,242 We are a secret society. 843 01:25:08,408 --> 01:25:12,242 - I just thought... - Leave it at that. 844 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:17,033 There are no other exits. We close as soon as the play is over. 845 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,492 Wait, Tybalt! 846 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:24,158 I raise the glass, empty it for you. 847 01:25:44,575 --> 01:25:49,700 - She is really talented. - Yes. 848 01:25:49,867 --> 01:25:53,742 We have to turn left here and look straight ahead. 849 01:25:53,908 --> 01:25:55,992 Beautiful. 850 01:25:56,158 --> 01:25:58,158 Oh no. 851 01:25:58,325 --> 01:26:06,658 What is going on? The play is almost over. 852 01:26:06,825 --> 01:26:09,408 We need more time. 853 01:26:10,450 --> 01:26:13,242 Isn't that your catchphrase? 854 01:26:23,992 --> 01:26:26,533 My love, - 855 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,575 - you must not be dead. 856 01:26:30,658 --> 01:26:34,825 Because there is so much I didn't get to say in my distress. 857 01:26:36,575 --> 01:26:40,325 - It must be here. - Chelsea, what are you doing? 858 01:26:42,533 --> 01:26:45,283 Looking for a secret door. 859 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:48,742 Those kinds of places always has a secret door. 860 01:26:48,908 --> 01:26:51,908 Chelsea, you are truly… 861 01:27:02,908 --> 01:27:05,283 What am I really? 862 01:27:05,450 --> 01:27:09,075 Smarter than average empty minded whores? 863 01:27:09,242 --> 01:27:14,783 Yes, smarter than average mindless whores. 864 01:27:14,950 --> 01:27:17,533 You can swear at that. 865 01:27:19,742 --> 01:27:22,450 We've had our ups and downs. 866 01:27:22,617 --> 01:27:25,825 And we've had our downs too. 867 01:27:25,992 --> 01:27:31,200 And hot nights full of love. 868 01:27:32,825 --> 01:27:35,200 And now... 869 01:27:35,367 --> 01:27:39,408 ...is it time to do... 870 01:27:42,283 --> 01:27:49,117 ...which I must admit, is quite difficult to... do. 871 01:27:50,242 --> 01:27:52,950 And that is... to say... 872 01:27:55,450 --> 01:27:58,075 ...that I love... 873 01:27:59,117 --> 01:28:01,992 ...that I love... 874 01:28:05,075 --> 01:28:07,867 That I love you. 875 01:28:12,283 --> 01:28:15,575 - I love you. - Oh, Geoffrey. 876 01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:19,908 Bowl. 877 01:28:21,783 --> 01:28:24,658 Now I die in a kiss! 878 01:28:30,492 --> 01:28:33,533 They are quite capable, aren't they? 879 01:28:39,075 --> 01:28:42,408 What is this place? 880 01:28:44,742 --> 01:28:47,492 See all the costumes. 881 01:28:47,658 --> 01:28:50,492 It must be the old Globe theatre. 882 01:28:50,658 --> 01:28:53,533 The play is almost over. 883 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:57,033 Keep it going no matter what. 884 01:29:03,575 --> 01:29:05,825 Bursar. 885 01:29:05,992 --> 01:29:09,117 The play must continue. 886 01:29:10,158 --> 01:29:12,742 Lucky Dagger. 887 01:29:12,908 --> 01:29:15,992 This is where you should live! 888 01:29:17,408 --> 01:29:20,075 No! Not yet! 889 01:29:20,242 --> 01:29:22,783 Not dead. 890 01:29:24,575 --> 01:29:27,950 Our play is not over yet. 891 01:29:28,117 --> 01:29:31,575 Because our task is not complete. 892 01:29:36,908 --> 01:29:39,117 Friends... 893 01:29:40,158 --> 01:29:42,492 ...Romans... 894 01:29:42,658 --> 01:29:45,117 ...countrymen. 895 01:29:45,283 --> 01:29:51,533 - If love is nourished by music, then play. - Godfather. Does it never end? 896 01:30:14,992 --> 01:30:17,700 It must be here. Right here. 897 01:30:26,742 --> 01:30:28,867 Bingo. 898 01:30:32,242 --> 01:30:34,325 The, the, the... 899 01:30:34,492 --> 01:30:37,575 ...the damned spot! 900 01:30:42,075 --> 01:30:44,242 - It is locked. - Hurry up. 901 01:30:44,825 --> 01:30:49,783 Shouting far and wide: "Get down on your feet" and unleashes the wild dogs of war! 902 01:30:53,450 --> 01:30:56,200 We need reinforcement. 903 01:30:56,367 --> 01:30:59,742 - What about the ring? - I have it. 904 01:30:59,908 --> 01:31:02,242 Come now. 905 01:31:04,617 --> 01:31:07,325 We will be rich. 906 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:16,533 What the... 907 01:31:19,408 --> 01:31:22,283 Goodbye, Malibu. 908 01:31:23,783 --> 01:31:26,325 It's just a lie. 909 01:31:28,992 --> 01:31:32,617 - What is it? - Give it to me. 910 01:31:32,783 --> 01:31:35,408 - There is a note. - Hooray. 911 01:31:37,825 --> 01:31:41,075 "The treasure hunter will find nothing here. 912 01:31:41,242 --> 01:31:44,450 The dreams don't come true anymore." 913 01:31:44,617 --> 01:31:50,825 "Though once I was a pirate, so I looked another way. 914 01:31:50,992 --> 01:31:58,242 I changed course there, from the journey of the sea to acting." 915 01:31:59,658 --> 01:32:05,658 “I wrote a lot in this space with Shakespeare as a pseudonym." 916 01:32:05,825 --> 01:32:10,408 - Pseudo-what-for-something? - I think that means... 917 01:32:13,283 --> 01:32:16,283 It can't fit. 918 01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:22,492 Pirate Fritton was Shakespeare. 919 01:32:27,867 --> 01:32:31,492 You best. 920 01:32:31,658 --> 01:32:36,408 Just a moment. This means, that I am related to Shakespeare. 921 01:32:39,325 --> 01:32:40,783 Wait. 922 01:32:40,950 --> 01:32:46,992 "Instead of gold it is happiness, if you will take my last piece." 923 01:32:47,158 --> 01:32:48,992 You best. 924 01:32:49,158 --> 01:32:52,867 ONE LAST PIECE QUEEN LEAR 925 01:32:55,158 --> 01:33:00,950 "It's hard to believe my self, that I was the poet myself, - 926 01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:06,325 - but the truth will now be able to say, that I was always... 927 01:33:08,908 --> 01:33:10,408 ...a girl." 928 01:33:10,575 --> 01:33:12,700 A girl? 929 01:33:13,908 --> 01:33:15,783 Wild. 930 01:33:20,450 --> 01:33:23,742 Shakespeare was a girl. You best. 931 01:33:24,325 --> 01:33:29,158 The poet is a fool. I love that. 932 01:33:29,325 --> 01:33:34,283 A woman... A woman wrote the Bible. 933 01:33:35,242 --> 01:33:40,325 - No, Chelsea. Not the Bible. - Shakespeare was a woman. 934 01:33:42,742 --> 01:33:47,617 Silvio. Ciao. Can I call you back in a bit? 935 01:33:47,783 --> 01:33:52,117 I just have to finish something. Fine. Ciao. 936 01:33:52,283 --> 01:33:56,200 Hello, girls. Do you remember me? Of course you can. 937 01:33:57,658 --> 01:34:04,742 Congratulations. Finally, the Fritton family has discovered what we have always known. 938 01:34:04,908 --> 01:34:09,533 That your honored soulk was a sea gas. 939 01:34:19,408 --> 01:34:22,367 May I be allowed? 940 01:34:29,658 --> 01:34:31,992 Thank you very much. 941 01:34:32,158 --> 01:34:36,242 We knew this inconvenient discovery would emerge. 942 01:34:36,408 --> 01:34:39,533 We just had to make sure that we came first. 943 01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:43,033 But when the end is good, as the old crow said. 944 01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:46,367 - Now we can delete it. - It's too late. 945 01:34:46,533 --> 01:34:49,158 The secret is the rope. 946 01:34:49,325 --> 01:34:53,700 Shakespeare was a woman and we will tell everyone that. 947 01:34:53,867 --> 01:34:58,617 Do you want to gossip about me? Please don't gossip about me. 948 01:34:58,783 --> 01:35:00,867 Look at you. 949 01:35:01,033 --> 01:35:06,200 Who wants to believe a bunch of liars schoolgirls over me? 950 01:35:07,825 --> 01:35:11,950 I play tennis with Sting, for heaven's sake. 951 01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:20,367 Annabelle, can you hear me? The girls are on their way. 952 01:35:20,533 --> 01:35:23,200 It's too late. 953 01:36:05,242 --> 01:36:09,200 Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen. 954 01:36:09,367 --> 01:36:12,117 Damn it too�. 955 01:36:14,783 --> 01:36:17,200 I think I have an idea. 956 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:22,283 What amuses me the most is that they... 957 01:36:22,450 --> 01:36:25,992 ...those girls thought that they could fool… 958 01:36:26,158 --> 01:36:28,242 ...me. 959 01:36:29,825 --> 01:36:34,533 Why should Shakespeare let as if he were a man? 960 01:36:34,700 --> 01:36:41,033 Because, you t�be, in the old days could a woman not doing a man's work. 961 01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:46,700 Except Mrs. Shakespeare. She was quite good at being a man. 962 01:36:46,867 --> 01:36:50,367 - Peters, shut up. - Yes. 963 01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:56,867 - Like once teasplatters. - Sir... 964 01:36:57,033 --> 01:37:00,033 - Peters. - Yes, but if you might... 965 01:37:23,533 --> 01:37:25,617 Damn women! 966 01:37:28,825 --> 01:37:29,950 Guy! 967 01:37:30,117 --> 01:37:31,450 Guy! 968 01:37:52,658 --> 01:37:56,450 I'll take that you disgusting little shit. Hold in! 969 01:38:08,742 --> 01:38:12,575 Wind power. I said that was the solution. 970 01:38:15,533 --> 01:38:17,658 Guy! 971 01:38:23,867 --> 01:38:25,950 Oops. 972 01:39:44,742 --> 01:39:48,450 I stand by the Thames and waiting for Sir Piers Pomfrey, - 973 01:39:48,617 --> 01:39:52,117 - the manager of the secret society AD1. 974 01:39:52,283 --> 01:39:54,367 And here he comes. 975 01:39:54,533 --> 01:39:58,533 After you have been revealed as a male chauvinist, - 976 01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:04,450 - how does it feel to be like that publicly humiliated by a bunch of girls? 977 01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:09,117 Humbled is a bit exaggerated. 978 01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:14,367 Thanks. 979 01:45:06,617 --> 01:45:09,742 Translation: Louise Munk Alminde Scandinavian Text Service 2011