1 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:04,876 >> KIM: My family and I have been through a lot these 2 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:06,776 last couple of years. >> KRIS (screams): There's a 3 00:00:06,776 --> 00:00:09,444 spider on you. >> KIM: I'm feeling really dirty 4 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:12,444 tonight. (squealing) 5 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:14,943 >> KIM: We've had our highs and lows. 6 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,977 Guess what's come back to haunt us? 7 00:00:16,977 --> 00:00:18,943 >> KHLOE: Dad would never let any of this happen. 8 00:00:18,943 --> 00:00:21,410 I just want you guys to be proud of me; I really do. 9 00:00:21,410 --> 00:00:23,143 >> BRUCE: I just don't think that's appropriate. 10 00:00:23,143 --> 00:00:25,210 >> KRIS: I just don't want him to get upset one more time. 11 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,344 >> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to me like this all the time? 12 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:30,676 >> KIM: Relationships have come and gone. 13 00:00:30,676 --> 00:00:33,210 >> KHLOE: I haven't had a boyfriend in so long. 14 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:34,943 And it's like I don't trust anybody. 15 00:00:34,943 --> 00:00:36,743 I'm so confused on why we're even together. 16 00:00:36,743 --> 00:00:38,876 Kourtney and Scott, stop making out. 17 00:00:38,876 --> 00:00:41,043 >> SCOTT: Hello? Kourtney, what are you doing? 18 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,177 >> ROB: This is my first time I've been in love. 19 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,610 >> ADRIENNE: I love you. Aw, I can't even take you 20 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,043 right now. Maybe I'll just go back to 21 00:00:47,043 --> 00:00:48,843 New York. >> KIM: But through it all, we 22 00:00:48,843 --> 00:00:51,177 always stand by each other. >> KRIS: I love you. 23 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:54,544 >> KOURTNEY: The new you. >> BRUCE: Yeah, the new me. 24 00:00:54,544 --> 00:00:57,410 >> KIM: And now... my older sister's pregnant and she's 25 00:00:57,410 --> 00:01:00,043 living with her boyfriend Scott. >> SCOTT: That's our baby? 26 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:02,043 >> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: Reggie and I have 27 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:04,043 decided to spend some time apart. 28 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:06,843 I hate being single! And my mom and Bruce have moved 29 00:01:06,843 --> 00:01:09,010 into an amazing house with my brother Rob. 30 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,943 >> KRIS: It might not even fit, Bruce. 31 00:01:10,943 --> 00:01:13,710 >> BRUCE: It's got to fit. >> KIM: But everything is about 32 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:16,943 to get a whole lot crazier. >> KHLOE: Mom, I'm getting 33 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,810 married. >> KIM: What?! 34 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:21,010 >> KHLOE: In nine days. Keeping Up 35 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:22,776 with the Kardashians: "The Wedding." 36 00:01:22,776 --> 00:01:24,977 >> LAMAR: Would you marry me? >> KHLOE: (gasps) 37 00:01:24,977 --> 00:01:27,843 Oh, my God! >> KIM: You're getting married! 38 00:01:27,843 --> 00:01:29,444 >> KOURTNEY: Like, what does he do? 39 00:01:29,444 --> 00:01:31,043 >> MALIKA: He plays for the Lakers. 40 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:32,610 >> VERA WANG: Wow, it's gorgeous. 41 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,377 >> KHLOE: I met Lamar, and we're getting married a month 42 00:01:34,377 --> 00:01:36,043 later. >> VERA: Seriously? 43 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:38,210 >> BRUCE: We got to listen to the news to find out that you're 44 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,410 engaged? >> KRIS: That is really mean. 45 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:42,010 >> KIM: You don't know when you're wrong. 46 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,510 >> ROB: Scream about it. >> BRUCE: I'm done. 47 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:45,676 >> KHLOE: I'm not wrong! >> BRUCE: Screw you, Khloe. 48 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:49,710 >> KRIS: You won't be walking anybody down the (bleep) aisle. 49 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,876 >> OFFICIANT: I, Khloe take you, Lamar... 50 00:01:51,876 --> 00:01:53,544 >> KHLOE: I, Khloe take you, Lamar... 51 00:01:53,544 --> 00:02:00,243 >> OFFICIANT: ...to be my husband. 52 00:02:00,243 --> 00:02:03,710 >> KHLOE: Whoo, I'm a cheerleader, yeah. 53 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:05,776 >> LAMAR: Yeah? Why don't you come try to take 54 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:08,377 it from me? >> KHLOE: Lamar's my boyfriend. 55 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:11,410 I met him when I was hosting a party. 56 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:13,910 This isn't fair. >> LAMAR: You got to try hard. 57 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,876 It's like when you're trying to make out with me... how you 58 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:18,377 really try hard. >> KHLOE: He plays for the 59 00:02:18,377 --> 00:02:21,977 Lakers. Finally, someone that I can date 60 00:02:21,977 --> 00:02:25,776 that lives in L.A. Good job, Khloe. 61 00:02:25,776 --> 00:02:28,110 >> LAMAR: I love the way you run, too. 62 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:30,710 >> KHLOE: I run like a loser. >> LAMAR: No. 63 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:33,177 I love the way you run. Really flick your wrist like 64 00:02:33,177 --> 00:02:35,377 we're hanging out. You want to shoot it like, 65 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:37,243 "Hey, doll." You want to honey the 66 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:40,110 basketball. Even say it to yourself. 67 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:42,610 >> KHLOE: Honey. >> LAMAR: Honey... there you go, 68 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,410 you said it and it went in. See that? 69 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,477 There you go. Look who's learning how to play 70 00:02:46,477 --> 00:02:49,010 basketball. >> KHLOE: I've never had someone 71 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:52,177 tell me so many times a day how pretty I am, and talk to me 72 00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:55,043 like that and just make me feel like I am everything that he 73 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:57,344 says I am. >> LAMAR: Do you know why I love 74 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,544 this game so much, Khloe? >> KHLOE: Why? 75 00:02:59,544 --> 00:03:01,110 >> LAMAR: When my mother passed away... 76 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:03,477 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> LAMAR: I just went to the 77 00:03:03,477 --> 00:03:07,143 park and I just played and played and played. 78 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,177 No joke, I didn't go in the house. 79 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:11,643 I stayed outside for two days. And when things really get 80 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:16,277 messed up, if I play basketball, I can just forget about it. 81 00:03:16,277 --> 00:03:19,643 >> KHLOE: Lamar's mom passed away when he was 12 of cancer. 82 00:03:19,643 --> 00:03:22,710 And my father passed away when I was 19 of cancer. 83 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:24,477 And that's something we have in common. 84 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:27,143 I've never had someone be so honest with me about their life 85 00:03:27,143 --> 00:03:29,344 and about their past. >> LAMAR: Where do you see 86 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:34,477 yourself, ten, 15, 20 years from now, besides, one day you 87 00:03:34,477 --> 00:03:36,810 being my wife. >> KHLOE: How do you know I'm 88 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:38,977 going to be your wife one day? >> LAMAR: Ah, that's easy. 89 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:41,177 >> KHLOE: How? >> LAMAR: You can tell. 90 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:44,510 When you know, you know. Captioning sponsored by 91 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:48,710 BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS 92 00:03:52,477 --> 00:03:55,977 >> LAMAR: This will warm you up. Three cheers to sake? 93 00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:58,477 >> KHLOE: Three cheers to us, not the sake. 94 00:03:58,477 --> 00:04:00,410 >> LAMAR: I'm here like trying to keep it real with you. 95 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,944 Like, I'm letting my swag down a little bit. 96 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:07,944 It's hard for me to do. I'm like being, um, sentimental. 97 00:04:07,944 --> 00:04:11,510 I think I found a woman that I'm compatible with. 98 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,143 >> KHLOE: So what does this mean? 99 00:04:13,143 --> 00:04:15,176 >> LAMAR: That I want to hang out forever. 100 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:17,610 I want to get married right now. >> KHLOE: You mean marry me? 101 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,243 >> LAMAR: I would do it right now. 102 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:21,577 We meet on the 27th. >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:23,743 >> LAMAR: Your birthday's on the 27th. 104 00:04:23,743 --> 00:04:26,077 So we should get married on the 27th. 105 00:04:26,077 --> 00:04:31,176 >> KHLOE: You want to get married on my birthday? 106 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:35,110 September 27? >> LAMAR: September 27. 107 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,743 >> KHLOE: I just cannot see the rest of my life without Lamar. 108 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:40,477 The 27th is perfect. Our wedding has to be on 109 00:04:40,477 --> 00:04:43,343 the 27th. Your favorite number is seven? 110 00:04:43,343 --> 00:04:45,443 >> LAMAR: Yes. >> KHLOE: And then there's two 111 00:04:45,443 --> 00:04:47,944 of us. So it's two-seven. 112 00:04:47,944 --> 00:04:50,510 >> LAMAR: There's two of us. And do you remember the last 113 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:52,510 flight that I took from New York? 114 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:54,977 >> KHLOE: Uh-huh. >> LAMAR: Was United Flight 27. 115 00:04:54,977 --> 00:04:57,343 Now we can go with these signs. We can just say, "Oh, what a 116 00:04:57,343 --> 00:05:01,376 coincidence" and like wait two, three, four, five more years. 117 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:02,877 >> KHLOE: Why do we have to wait? 118 00:05:02,877 --> 00:05:05,210 I don't want to wait. Honestly, I have never felt 119 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:08,010 this way. I am head over heels in love. 120 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:10,110 And Lamar's head over heels in love with me. 121 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,510 I just know it's right. Until death do us part. 122 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:16,310 >> LAMAR: I promise you, I'll never leave you, no matter what. 123 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,176 >> KHLOE: No matter what. 124 00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:30,057 >> KOURTNEY: Khlo, Khlo? >> MALIKA: Khloe's not here. 125 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:31,910 >> KIM: Where is she? >> MALIKA: She knew you guys 126 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,036 were coming? >> KOURTNEY: No. We've been 127 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:35,377 calling her. Since my parents moved out, 128 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,676 Khloe has moved into their old house temporarily. 129 00:05:38,676 --> 00:05:42,810 She normally answers my BBMs, like, the second I write her. 130 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,510 And I feel like I never see her anymore, since we don't live 131 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:47,710 together. >> MALIKA: I feel bad that you 132 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:49,544 guys came over and she's not here. 133 00:05:49,544 --> 00:05:51,643 >> KOURTNEY: And we thought we would come by because we were 134 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,510 going to lunch. We wanted her to come with us. 135 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:55,377 >> KIM: We haven't talked to her in forever. 136 00:05:55,377 --> 00:05:56,843 I don't even know what's going on. 137 00:05:56,843 --> 00:05:58,210 >> MALIKA: She's in love, you guys. 138 00:05:58,210 --> 00:06:00,310 That's what happens. >> KIM: She just met this guy. 139 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:04,377 Khloe just met Lamar, and, like, we've only met him once. 140 00:06:04,377 --> 00:06:06,010 >> KOURTNEY: What's up with them? 141 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:07,977 Is that where she is now? >> MALIKA: Yeah, that's where 142 00:06:07,977 --> 00:06:10,243 she is. >> KIM: Where? He lives here? 143 00:06:10,243 --> 00:06:14,444 >> MALIKA: Yes, but they've been staying at the SLS Hotel. 144 00:06:14,444 --> 00:06:16,743 Honey, they've got this new life going on together. 145 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,610 I don't know what they're doing. They're shacked up in the 146 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,943 dungeon at the SLS, and that's where they stay. 147 00:06:20,943 --> 00:06:22,544 >> KOURTNEY: Khloe doesn't tell me anything. 148 00:06:22,544 --> 00:06:24,143 >> KIM: She hasn't told us anything. 149 00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:25,843 >> MALIKA: Maybe she's just not ready to tell you guys. 150 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,610 >> KOURTNEY: If she's in love and she's happy, like, wouldn't 151 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,577 you want to share that? >> KIM: Like, she has not 152 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:32,444 mentioned this at all. 153 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:45,810 >> KHLOE: I love you. >> KRIS: Guys, are you going to 154 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:48,577 come up for air? >> LAMAR: Never. 155 00:06:48,577 --> 00:06:52,410 >> KRIS: I'm just saying. Okay. 156 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:56,810 I've never seen Khloe have this much PDA in front of me in 157 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:59,676 my life. She barely introduces me to a 158 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:03,577 boyfriend. Maybe she's finally found the 159 00:07:03,577 --> 00:07:06,544 right guy. >> LAMAR: There's a reason why 160 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:08,710 we wanted to have dinner tonight. 161 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:10,943 >> KRIS: What's going on? >> LAMAR: We want to be a 162 00:07:10,943 --> 00:07:14,776 family. I want to marry your daughter. 163 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:17,477 >> KRIS: Oh, oh. >> KHLOE: We want to get 164 00:07:17,477 --> 00:07:19,344 married. >> KRIS: Oh, my God. 165 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:24,667 Oh, my God. Whoo! This one. 166 00:07:30,977 --> 00:07:34,610 >> KHLOE: Mom, Mom. >> KRIS: Kitchen. 167 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:38,943 >> KHLOE: Preggos! Oh, hello! Telling my mom about the 168 00:07:38,943 --> 00:07:41,510 engagement was seriously the hardest part. 169 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:43,810 >> KRIS: All right, you guys, come on, grow up. 170 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:46,477 >> KHLOE: Telling my sisters-- this part's going to be so fun. 171 00:07:46,477 --> 00:07:49,577 I can't wait to see my sisters' faces when I tell them. 172 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:51,577 You guys, I have something to say. 173 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:54,243 I'm getting married. >> KIM: What?! 174 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:56,310 >> KHLOE: In nine days. >> KOURTNEY: Wait, but... 175 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,977 >> KHLOE: I'm being serious. I'm engaged. 176 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,743 >> KOURTNEY: To Lamar? >> KHLOE: Who else would I be 177 00:07:59,743 --> 00:08:01,776 engaged to? >> KIM: At first we think 178 00:08:01,776 --> 00:08:03,776 she's joking. Where's your ring? 179 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:05,544 >> KHLOE: We have to go pick it out. 180 00:08:05,544 --> 00:08:07,377 We haven't picked it out yet. >> KOURTNEY: No, you're not. 181 00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,810 >> KHLOE: Mom went to dinner with him, and he asked Mom for 182 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:11,210 my hand in marriage. >> KOURTNEY: Why didn't you 183 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:12,977 tell us? >> KRIS: I-I... it was... it was 184 00:08:13,477 --> 00:08:15,844 a minute ago. I mean, come on, nine days? 185 00:08:15,844 --> 00:08:18,710 >> KHLOE: Yeah, nine days. >> KRIS: I just found out that 186 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:21,176 Lamar wanted to propose to Khloe. 187 00:08:21,176 --> 00:08:23,677 And now she's telling me that she wants a wedding in 188 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,643 nine days? I don't even know how to wrap my 189 00:08:26,643 --> 00:08:28,610 head around this. >> KIM: What's the rush? 190 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:31,210 >> KOURTNEY: Why nine days? People usually get engaged for 191 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,677 like a year. I know Khloe has only known 192 00:08:34,677 --> 00:08:38,577 Lamar for two and a half weeks, but I really haven't talked to 193 00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:41,210 her much since then. So to hear that she's getting 194 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:45,010 married is just crazy. >> KHLOE: I am a thousand 195 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:47,276 percent head over heels in love with someone. 196 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,010 And I can't help how I feel. I can't help that I know with 197 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:52,410 every being in my body, this is the person I want to be with for 198 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:54,143 the rest of my life. >> KOURTNEY: So when are you 199 00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:56,110 going to tell Bruce? >> KHLOE: I want to tell Bruce 200 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:58,077 when I have my ring. So I'd rather no one really 201 00:08:58,077 --> 00:09:01,110 speak on it right now. Bruce has never really been a 202 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,410 fan of any of the men that I've dated, and I know he won't 203 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,944 take any of this whole wedding stuff seriously unless Lamar 204 00:09:06,944 --> 00:09:09,510 proves himself. So I'm not going to tell him 205 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:12,044 anything until I have a ring. Our father figure who's going to 206 00:09:12,044 --> 00:09:14,910 be so judgmental anyway. You guys are like, "This is BS." 207 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,376 >> KRIS: We're not saying this is BS. 208 00:09:16,376 --> 00:09:18,210 >> KOURTNEY: I don't think it's BS, I just don't... 209 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,477 >> KIM: We just think it's a little fast. 210 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:21,376 >> KRIS: I'm just thinking of what has to be done in, like, 211 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,810 nine, ten days. >> KHLOE: I know it's fast... 212 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,910 >> KRIS: We have invitations... >> KOURTNEY: I just wish I knew 213 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:26,276 the guy. Like, I don't know Lamar. 214 00:09:26,276 --> 00:09:28,176 >> KHLOE: You've met him once. >> KIM: I've met him once. 215 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,710 >> KOURTNEY: I've met him one time. 216 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,877 >> KIM: I mean, we don't know him. 217 00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:32,443 >> KHLOE: You guys, you guys... >> KRIS: We're talking 218 00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:34,176 invitations and flowers and cake... 219 00:09:34,176 --> 00:09:36,743 >> KHLOE: Okay, you guys are not being supportive. 220 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,610 Whenever you and Reggie go through something, I'm there 221 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,210 for you. I don't ask you questions. 222 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:43,077 You-- I'm there, holding you, helping you throw up, cleaning 223 00:09:43,077 --> 00:09:45,677 your (bleep) face. Be there. 224 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:48,477 My mom and my sisters are just so negative about this 225 00:09:48,477 --> 00:09:50,410 whole thing. It's just really hurting my 226 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:53,243 feelings and ruining my excitement about my engagement. 227 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,210 >> KIM: It's just a little bit shocking when you come in and 228 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,276 say you're getting married in nine days. 229 00:09:57,276 --> 00:09:59,044 >> KHLOE: You guys, you're making this not fun anymore. 230 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:00,743 >> KRIS: Khloe, we're excited for you. 231 00:10:00,743 --> 00:10:03,176 >> KHLOE: It just is hurtful. >> KRIS: Nine days to complete 232 00:10:03,176 --> 00:10:04,944 the impossible. >> KIM: It's a little bit 233 00:10:04,944 --> 00:10:08,944 shocking. >> KRIS: (bleep) do you have 234 00:10:08,944 --> 00:10:10,343 to be so mean? >> ROB: What have I done? 235 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,677 I haven't said (bleep) besides... 236 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,310 >> KRIS: Actually, you did. >> KIM: You're being rude. 237 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,677 >> ROB: Okay, scream about it. Scream about it. 238 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:16,176 Scream about it. >> KIM: You're so immature and 239 00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:22,643 you don't know when to apologize. 240 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:24,610 >> MALIKA: Oh, my God. >> LAMAR: Would you marry me? 241 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,577 >> KHLOE: Oh... >> KRIS: Yay. 242 00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:31,613 >> WOMAN: Get that. Get into the house. 243 00:10:37,443 --> 00:10:38,910 >> BRUCE: You're wasting your time. 244 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,543 Start working out. I want to see some sweat if 245 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,777 you're going to be doing this. Can you believe it? 246 00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:44,910 Kris bought a new house? We have a lot of room, but I 247 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:49,243 find out with the extra floor space, Rob moves back in. 248 00:10:49,243 --> 00:10:51,310 >> ROB: And I'm trying to get into shape. 249 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,577 >> BRUCE: Trying to thin out the skin? 250 00:10:53,577 --> 00:10:55,677 Cut up a little bit? >> ROB: I'm trying to be like 251 00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:57,844 Lamar. >> BRUCE: Yeah, well, speaking 252 00:10:57,844 --> 00:10:59,743 of Lamar, what do you think of him? 253 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,276 I don't even know the guy. >> ROB: He's honestly, he's an 254 00:11:02,276 --> 00:11:04,443 amazing guy. I'm sure you'd think, 255 00:11:04,443 --> 00:11:06,877 you know, basketball player... >> BRUCE: They don't have a good 256 00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:08,477 track record. >> ROB: I mean athletes, 257 00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:10,443 whatever, but he's got his own clothing line. 258 00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:12,543 Minus the fact that he just won the championship. 259 00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:15,176 >> BRUCE: Who cares? That's the least I care about. 260 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:17,877 I care about one thing: how he's going to treat Khloe. 261 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,510 That's all. Khloe and I have always had a 262 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,810 very close relationship. We've really been together since 263 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:26,010 she was like five years old. As she's grown up, I just have 264 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:30,376 always questioned her judgment when it comes to men. 265 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,110 Now Lamar, very questionable. He's got to kind of prove 266 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,577 himself to me. I mean, look at all these girls. 267 00:11:36,577 --> 00:11:39,110 I mean, how many losers have they been with? 268 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:41,077 losers. >> ROB: Losers. 269 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,944 >> BRUCE: I mean, I don't have a lot of confidence in their 270 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,944 choice in men. >> ROB: I completely agree 271 00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:48,410 with you, but this guy's different. 272 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:50,910 >> BRUCE: You're just not saying this because you want 273 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,877 Laker tickets? 274 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:59,177 >> KOURTNEY: Kim and I talked this morning, and I'm, like, 275 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,610 "Okay, I didn't even know this was going on." 276 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:04,710 >> KHLOE: This just makes me not even want to involve anyone in 277 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:07,110 it, though. I was expecting from my sisters 278 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:11,577 more of a positive reaction when I'm telling them I'm gonna 279 00:12:11,577 --> 00:12:14,110 get married. Honestly, I could go to a 280 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,843 courthouse and sign papers and be done. 281 00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:19,077 I don't need a wedding. Like, it's almost like it's 282 00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:21,210 so stressful, it's like, this... >> MALIKA: It's not, though. 283 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:23,010 Don't look at it that way. It's not. 284 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,243 She wants to make it a priority to be in your life and be there 285 00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:28,444 for you if this is a decision that you're making. 286 00:12:28,444 --> 00:12:30,710 No one's trying to change that. >> KHLOE: And I appreciate that. 287 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,110 >> KOURTNEY: How old are his kids? 288 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,544 >> KHLOE: 11 and eight. >> KOURTNEY: I definitely want 289 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:40,107 to be supportive of Khloe, but it is my obligation as Khloe's 290 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,477 sister to be the voice of reason because it is something serious. 291 00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:46,410 Is there a need to be a rush? I'm just, like, I just want 292 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,610 Is there a need to be a rush? I'm just, like, I just want to know. >> KHLOE: Well, he starts his 293 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:49,333 to know. >> KHLOE: Well, he starts his 294 00:12:49,343 --> 00:12:51,344 games, and then we won't be able to do it until next summer. 295 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,544 games, and then we won't be able to do it until next summer. >> KOURTNEY: Khloe getting married definitely makes me 296 00:12:52,544 --> 00:12:55,023 >> KOURTNEY: Khloe getting married definitely makes me 297 00:12:55,043 --> 00:13:00,076 think about my future with Scott and marriage, and we are holding 298 00:13:00,076 --> 00:13:04,910 off until I have this baby and we see what our relationship 299 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,744 evolves to and how we feel at the time. 300 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,610 So you don't want a year to plan? 301 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,876 >> KHLOE: No, I don't need a year to plan. 302 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,443 >> KOURTNEY: I have to be a pregnant bridesmaid? 303 00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:18,477 >> MALIKA: You'll be gorgeous. We'll put extra material in 304 00:13:18,477 --> 00:13:20,410 the front. >> KOURTNEY: As long as I've 305 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:24,343 known Khloe and her history with men, if she's telling me that 306 00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:27,377 she's a hundred percent positive this is what she wants to do, 307 00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:30,243 then I'm gonna support her. And of course it means I 308 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,677 get to give Khloe a crazy bachelorette party. 309 00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:35,110 >> MALIKA: Khloe, are you gonna keep your sister informed of 310 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,210 what's going on with you? >> KHLOE: I already said I 311 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,110 would. >> KOURTNEY: I want you to say 312 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,243 it 12 times now. >> KHLOE: These are the times 313 00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:46,376 that I wish I could just pick you up and throw you. 314 00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:54,110 >> ROB: Where's Khloe? >> KRIS: She didn't tell you 315 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,610 she was gonna go with the wedding...? 316 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,610 >> ROB: Lamar said November. >> KRIS: No, they're getting 317 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,177 married in September. >> KOURTNEY: September 27th. 318 00:13:59,177 --> 00:14:01,210 >> KRIS: For real. >> ROB: I think it's 319 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,744 beautiful for Khloe and Lamar. And if they're both happy and 320 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,177 both in love, then I would do the same thing. 321 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:10,076 But Bruce will definitely be very, very angry. 322 00:14:10,076 --> 00:14:12,143 Oh, my God. >> KIM: Is this a joke? 323 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,744 It's, like, they haven't had a chance to have their first 324 00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:16,477 argument, they haven't had a chance to like... 325 00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:17,910 >> ROB: Okay, don't be a hater. 326 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,277 >> KOURTNEY: We're not being haters. 327 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:20,710 >> KRIS: You're being realistic, I get it. 328 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,343 >> KIM: She didn't tell us anything about this. 329 00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:23,876 >> KRIS: I think she's in a panic mode. 330 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,910 They're trying to get a lot done in a really short amount 331 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:27,410 of time. >> KIM: Well, why are they 332 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,443 trying to get married so soon? >> ROB: 'Cause of, probably... 333 00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,577 >> ROB AND KRIS: ...NBA season. >> KIM: So, Reggie and I were 334 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:34,343 together for years. And you know, we were on the 335 00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:37,843 fast track to get married. Khloe's only met Lamar, known 336 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,976 him for two weeks. I just really think 337 00:14:40,976 --> 00:14:42,976 I'm gonna need a Xanax during the wedding. 338 00:14:42,976 --> 00:14:44,610 >> ALLISON: I think it'll be fun. 339 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:49,077 I'll be there to hold you up. >> KIM: I mean, I'm gonna be 340 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,810 sitting there crying like a zombie. 341 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,843 Like, "This was supposed to be me. 342 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:56,376 This was supposed to be me!" (Allison laughs) 343 00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:59,410 Like, I think, you know, like, what if I have a nervous 344 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:01,476 breakdown when they're like, "Does anyone object?" 345 00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:04,510 What if I'm, like, "This was supposed to be me!" 346 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,243 Like in a dream. Well, since I already planned 347 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:10,577 my wedding and I know what I want my cake to look like and I 348 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,543 know what I want my flowers to look like and I have it all 349 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,343 planned out and cut out, I can give it to Khloe. 350 00:15:16,343 --> 00:15:20,910 Maybe it'll be useful for someone. 351 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:23,110 I just, like, don't know, like, three weeks after meeting 352 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,577 someone, I really don't know if this is such a good idea. 353 00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:28,443 >> ROB: Okay, Kim, we get it. That's how you feel, but it's 354 00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:30,410 gonna happen next week, and that's it. 355 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,177 And it has nothing to do with you. 356 00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:34,910 >> KIM: But I don't want it to be, like, the whole time, like, 357 00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:37,743 "Kim's jealous of the wedding," 'cause I'm really not. 358 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:40,410 He's so tall, I can't even... >> ROB: What does he have 359 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:42,743 to do with anything? >> KIM: I'm not jealous. 360 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:46,410 >> ROB: I understand that Kim and Reggie broke up, and you 361 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:49,777 know, I am dealing with my situation with my ex-girlfriend 362 00:15:49,777 --> 00:15:52,677 Adrienne. You don't see me bashing on 363 00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:54,376 Khloe and Lamar's wedding at all. 364 00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:56,276 That's really rude to say that about Khloe. 365 00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:58,144 She's marrying this guy... >> KIM: I said he's tall? 366 00:15:58,144 --> 00:16:00,210 >> ROB: Yeah, you said you wouldn't want to be married 367 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,777 to that guy anyway 'cause he's tall. 368 00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,410 Who gives a (bleep)? Yeah! >> KIM: You're an (bleep). 369 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,010 >> KRIS: You take things too far, this is what I'm... 370 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:07,310 >> ROB: It's the truth. It's reality! Deal with it! 371 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,177 >> KRIS: Why do you have to be so mean?! 372 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,177 >> ROB: What have I done?! I haven't said (bleep)! 373 00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:12,710 >> KRIS: Yes, actually, you did! >> KIM: You're being rude! 374 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,810 >> ROB: Scream about it. Scream about it. 375 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,376 Scream about it. >> KIM: You're so immature that 376 00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:16,743 you don't even know when you're wrong! 377 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,810 You don't know when you're wrong, and that's probably why 378 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,177 you and Adrienne have a big problem 'cause you don't know 379 00:16:21,177 --> 00:16:25,944 when you're wrong and you don't know when to apologize! 380 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:31,610 >> KHLOE: I'm on my way to go try on dresses at Vera Wang. 381 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:35,743 >> KIM: What do you think this means at a bachelorette party? 382 00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:39,510 (woman squeals) (knocking) 383 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:40,977 (girls screaming) 384 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:49,877 >> ROB: Scream about it. Scream about it! 385 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,910 >> KIM: You're being rude! >> ROB: Scream about it! 386 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,510 >> KIM: You're dumb! >> KRIS: You guys, I don't know 387 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,877 where all this anger is coming from... 388 00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:58,410 >> ROB: It's this psycho bitch. 389 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,143 >> KRIS: No, no, she's not a psycho bitch. 390 00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:02,343 >> KIM: No, he was rude to me! >> KRIS: That is rude. 391 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,577 >> ROB: And you were rude to Khloe's future husband. 392 00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:06,844 >> KRIS: Listen, everybody's got to get a grip. 393 00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:10,043 This is mean-spirited stuff that we can't get into. 394 00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:14,577 Let me just point out that I think that a year ago you 395 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:17,443 thought things for you were gonna go a lot differently 396 00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:20,610 and you would be in a different place today, and that didn't 397 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:22,677 work out. >> ROB: Six months ago, my 398 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:26,277 ex-girlfriend Adrienne moved back east to New York, and I 399 00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:30,810 just truly miss her and regret everything that I did to hurt 400 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:34,477 her, and I just, I really want her back. 401 00:17:34,477 --> 00:17:37,443 >> KRIS: And I think Kim, there's a side of Kim that 402 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:39,877 felt... feels the same way. >> KIM: I just want to know. 403 00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:42,343 I don't like my life being, like, "What's going on? 404 00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,443 Are we together? Aren't we together?" You know? 405 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:47,210 Khloe getting married has really made me think about my own 406 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,910 love life, and you know, I'm still sad, but I don't 407 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:52,377 really, it's not really my personality to get really mad 408 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:55,802 and yell, and I just don't want to fight with my brother Rob. 409 00:17:55,803 --> 00:17:57,287 >> KRIS: And suddenly you find 410 00:17:57,298 --> 00:18:02,877 yourselves single and confused 411 00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:07,976 a little bit, you know? And you guys have to come to 412 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:11,343 grips with what's going on, and be really living the moment of 413 00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:15,877 Kourtney and her baby, and Khloe and her marriage. 414 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:19,777 >> ROB: I agree, and I apologize for yelling at you. 415 00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:24,076 (door opens) >> SCOTT: Hey, guys! 416 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:26,210 Hey, Rob! >> KRIS: What are you doing? 417 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,543 >> SCOTT: What's going on? >> KRIS: We're just having a 418 00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:31,277 little fabulous family chitty-chat. 419 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,410 >> SCOTT: Fabu. What's the topic of discussion? 420 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:36,943 >> KRIS: Um, Khloe's getting married. 421 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:39,844 >> SCOTT: To who? >> KRIS: To Lamar. 422 00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:43,943 >> SCOTT: Well, who would have thought Khloe would have been 423 00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:46,210 the first one to get married? >> KRIS: They're in love. 424 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,877 They're on the fast track. >> SCOTT: I'm in love. 425 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,943 I'm not getting married after two weeks. 426 00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:55,640 >> KRIS: Thank you, God! >> SCOTT: What does that mean? 427 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:03,043 >> KHLOE: Are we really gonna be able to pull this wedding off? 428 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,243 >> KRIS: This is my thing. Give me a chance. 429 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:07,543 I've waited my whole life to give a wedding. 430 00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:10,443 At first, I was petrified at the thought of throwing a wedding in 431 00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:14,610 nine days, but I've waited 25 years to throw this wedding, and 432 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,844 I'm gonna make sure it's perfect. 433 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,910 I just want to know who's gonna walk you down the aisle. 434 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:23,110 >> KHLOE: I don't know, like Rob-- he's a Kardashian, he's my 435 00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:26,277 brother, he looks like my dad. Like, he's just, like... 436 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:28,810 >> KRIS: Khloe, it would kill Bruce if he didn't walk 437 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,610 you down the aisle. We're planning a wedding, and he 438 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:34,176 doesn't even know about it. I mean, that's nuts. 439 00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:37,310 >> KHLOE: Well, guess what. As soon as I get my ring, I will 440 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,377 tell Bruce. So in the meantime, keep your 441 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,277 mouth shut and don't tell him. >> KRIS: Khloe keeps telling me 442 00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:45,477 that she wants to wait till she gets the ring to tell Bruce that 443 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,744 she's gonna get married, but we all know that Khloe is scared to 444 00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:52,410 death to tell Bruce because any father would have a problem with 445 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,310 their daughter getting married in nine days, but she's gotta 446 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,310 tell him. Khloe, I'm gonna do the best 447 00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,443 I can to keep my mouth shut, but I promise you that if Bruce 448 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:02,777 finds out, this is gonna blow up in our face. 449 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,677 (voice breaking) And I just, I don't want him to feel left out. 450 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:07,810 That wouldn't be nice either. >> KHLOE: And I don't want him 451 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,610 to either. >> KRIS: You know, it would 452 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,443 really hurt his feelings. And I think, he just... like, 453 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,443 one guy can only take so much. >> KHLOE: Rob is my blood, and 454 00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:17,644 Rob, when I look at him, he reminds me of my dad, and is my 455 00:20:17,644 --> 00:20:20,877 brother, and I want Rob to be a part of my wedding as well. 456 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:23,577 And so, you know, I would love if Rob would walk me down 457 00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:25,443 the aisle. 458 00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:31,810 Rob?! >> ROB: Yeah?! 459 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:32,810 Rob?! >> ROB: Yeah?! >> KHLOE: Where are you?! >> ROB: I'm in my room. 460 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,976 >> KHLOE: Where are you?! >> ROB: I'm in my room. 461 00:20:34,976 --> 00:20:38,844 >> KHLOE: I found you. You were hiding from me. 462 00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,677 What's up? >> KHLOE: Why does your room 463 00:20:41,677 --> 00:20:43,910 smell like this? >> ROB: It's incense that 464 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,010 your homeboy Lamar got me, buddy. 465 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,877 >> KHLOE: Homeboy. >> ROB: Homie. 466 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:50,110 >> KHLOE: Speaking of Lamar... >> ROB: Yes? 467 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:54,310 >> KHLOE: Well, I wanted to know, um, if you would want to 468 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:58,910 walk me down the aisle. >> ROB: I would love to 469 00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:02,010 do that for you, especially if that's what you want, but I do 470 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,043 think that, you know, first of all, you should tell Bruce 471 00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:07,710 what's going on, and I think that, you know, he should 472 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,943 be the one. He's been in your life since you 473 00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:11,777 were five, you know? >> KHLOE: I'm definitely gonna 474 00:21:11,777 --> 00:21:13,777 tell him about our engagement and our wedding, just not right 475 00:21:13,777 --> 00:21:15,976 now. I want to wait till I have my 476 00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:17,644 ring and all that to tell him, but... 477 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,243 >> ROB: No, honestly, though, like, out of respect, you know, 478 00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:23,010 you really should have Bruce walk you down the aisle. 479 00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,710 >> KHLOE: Are you getting distracted when I do that? 480 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,844 >> ROB: Yeah, I don't know why you keep touching 481 00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:28,610 your boobs. And you have a bruise 482 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,810 on your boob. >> KHLOE: No, it's a bite mark. 483 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,076 Rob... >> ROB: Aye! 484 00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:34,744 >> KHLOE: You are walking me me down... 485 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:37,910 >> ROB: Oh, yeah, baby! >> KHLOE: ...the aisle, okay? 486 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:40,310 No if, ands or buts, baby! 487 00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:53,577 Today I'm so excited 'cause I'm in New York City with Malika, 488 00:21:53,577 --> 00:21:56,677 and I'm on my way to go try on dresses at Vera Wang's. 489 00:21:56,677 --> 00:22:00,110 I'm so thrilled. So we're gonna go to Vera's. 490 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,277 Vera Wang has been a friend of the family's for years. 491 00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:07,277 By the grace of Vera's heart, she agreed to design my dress, 492 00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:09,943 basically. Hi, Mom. 493 00:22:09,943 --> 00:22:13,743 >> KRIS: Hi! Can you ask Vera if she can do 494 00:22:13,743 --> 00:22:17,043 dresses for me and your sisters? >> KHLOE: Okay, I just need to 495 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:18,743 get colors. >> KRIS: What are your colors? 496 00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:21,743 >> KHLOE: Well, my dress is white, and my favorite color's 497 00:22:21,743 --> 00:22:24,510 purple, so purple will be incorporated-- I just don't know 498 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,110 what shade yet. >> MALIKA: Lavenderish. 499 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,310 >> KHLOE: Like, lavenderish or like... Oh, my God, 500 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:30,710 that beautiful color of a hydrangea; kind of purply. 501 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:33,544 >> KRIS: Khloe, that's a little bright. I mean, I'm... 502 00:22:33,544 --> 00:22:35,976 >> KHLOE: This isn't about you. >> KRIS: Okay, but can you just 503 00:22:35,976 --> 00:22:38,310 get me a purple dress, rather than a lavender dress? 504 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:41,010 >> KHLOE: This is the problem with Kris: you give her an 505 00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:43,710 inch, she takes a mile. This is my wedding, so it's 506 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,210 gonna be done my way. I have to go. I'm here. 507 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,410 I have to go. Bye. >> KRIS: Wait, Khloe! 508 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,210 (beeping, Kris sighs) 509 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,275 >> KHLOE: Hi! >> VERA: Hey, baby. 510 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,475 >> KHLOE: How are you? >> VERA: You're looking hot. 511 00:23:01,475 --> 00:23:03,076 You look great. >> MALIKA: Hi. 512 00:23:03,076 --> 00:23:04,242 >> VERA: Hi. >> MALIKA: I'm Malika. 513 00:23:04,242 --> 00:23:06,143 >> VERA: Malika, how are you? Nice to meet you. Your mom... 514 00:23:06,143 --> 00:23:08,043 your mom sent kisses to me this morning. 515 00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:10,876 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. We are... (Khloe laughing) 516 00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:13,143 >> VERA: Anyway... >> KHLOE: Vera Wang has set 517 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,009 aside this dress just for me. She thought it would be perfect 518 00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:17,709 for my wedding day. >> MAN: I would take the jewel 519 00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:19,842 off and put some draping here. >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. 520 00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:21,943 >> MAN: And change the sash to be... 521 00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,876 You know, if you want to do more of a purple... 522 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:26,976 >> KHLOE: That's gorgeous. (Khloe squealing) 523 00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:30,043 >> MALIKA: Oh, she's crying. >> VERA: No, you're not crying. 524 00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:32,209 Dude, you never cry. You guys, this is going to be 525 00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:35,909 the big cryfest. (murmuring) 526 00:23:35,909 --> 00:23:38,209 >> MALIKA: Oh, don't cry. >> KHLOE: This is the moment of 527 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,043 truth. I have never looked for wedding 528 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:45,132 dresses before, so I cannot wait to see what it looks like on. 529 00:23:49,442 --> 00:23:51,576 >> KRIS: I'm sneaking around, planning my daughter's wedding. 530 00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:53,776 I hate lying to Bruce. Hi, honey. 531 00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:56,542 >> BRUCE: Hello. (women cheering) 532 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:59,009 >> KHLOE: Yeah! >> KIM: What do you think this 533 00:23:59,009 --> 00:24:02,143 means at a bachelorette party? 534 00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:12,477 >> VERA: It's gorgeous. >> KHLOE: I love how it fits, 535 00:24:12,477 --> 00:24:14,410 too. >> VERA: Yes, and you know what 536 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:15,943 I love? And you have the height. 537 00:24:15,943 --> 00:24:18,043 Kind of like fabu just like that, man. 538 00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,410 It's kind of scary. (laughing) 539 00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:21,843 >> MALIKA: Khloe, are we dying for this one? 540 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:24,243 >> KHLOE: Yeah, I love it. >> MALIKA: She has a dress! 541 00:24:24,243 --> 00:24:26,710 >> KHLOE: This whole thing is like a dream come true. 542 00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:29,743 I never really thought I was the marrying type, and so I never 543 00:24:29,743 --> 00:24:33,043 really knew the significance of what a wedding dress means, but 544 00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:36,676 finally having one on, I feel like this is amazing. 545 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,676 This is what a wedding's about. You have to find the perfect 546 00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:40,710 dress, and I really feel like I found that. 547 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:42,344 >> MALIKA: Oh, and I love it. I love it. 548 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,143 >> VERA: I love it. How long have you known each 549 00:24:44,143 --> 00:24:45,643 other? >> KHLOE: You're going to think 550 00:24:45,643 --> 00:24:48,043 it's crazy. I met him, and we're getting 551 00:24:48,043 --> 00:24:50,577 married a month later. >> VERA: Seriously? 552 00:24:50,577 --> 00:24:55,760 Get me a helmet and a seatbelt. (laughing) 553 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,743 >> MALIKA: Hi, Kenny! (both squealing) 554 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:04,210 Hi, Bruce! >> KOURTNEY: We're having a 555 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:06,177 meeting. I go over to my mom's house to 556 00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:10,377 meet with Malika about planning the bachelorette party, and it's 557 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:13,977 so awkward because Bruce still doesn't know what's going on. 558 00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:17,743 Okay, well, you want to sit in this meeting, you just need to 559 00:25:17,743 --> 00:25:19,277 be quiet. >> KENDALL: Yeah, Kylie. 560 00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,377 >> KOURTNEY: And peaceful. We definitely don't want to go 561 00:25:21,377 --> 00:25:23,110 to a club. >> MALIKA: No, what's this 562 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:25,577 company that can do, like everything for us? 563 00:25:25,577 --> 00:25:27,243 >> KOURTNEY: Pleasure Chest. Okay, let's call. 564 00:25:27,243 --> 00:25:28,477 (line rings) >> MALIKA: Have you ever been 565 00:25:28,477 --> 00:25:29,676 there? >> KOURTNEY: I haven't. 566 00:25:29,676 --> 00:25:31,210 >> WOMAN: Thank you for calling Pleasure Chest. 567 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,910 >> KOURTNEY: Hi. Um, we are trying to plan a 568 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:40,210 bachelorette/wedding shower. I just wanted to see, like, what 569 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:43,310 you had in mind for, like, a bachelorette party. 570 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:44,810 >> WOMAN: It varies. There's so many different 571 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:48,477 things. We have sex toy demos. 572 00:25:48,477 --> 00:25:53,210 We can do party games. Um, we can do fellatio workshops 573 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:56,676 with bananas and cucumbers. We do like little gift bags that 574 00:25:56,676 --> 00:26:01,177 have lotions and toys in them. We even offer, um... 575 00:26:01,177 --> 00:26:04,910 I guess, stripping classes where we have strippers go and bring 576 00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:06,843 their own poles. >> KOURTNEY: Ooh, I feel like we 577 00:26:06,843 --> 00:26:08,377 should do all of it. >> WOMAN: Yeah. 578 00:26:08,377 --> 00:26:10,210 We'll see you in, then. >> KOURTNEY: Okay, thank you. 579 00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:12,277 Bye. >> WOMAN: All right. Thanks. 580 00:26:12,277 --> 00:26:14,643 (doorbell rings) >> KRIS: Hey. 581 00:26:14,643 --> 00:26:17,277 >> SHARON: Unbelievable. >> KRIS: I know, right? 582 00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:20,277 Hi, doll. Sharon is the ultimate 583 00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:23,943 wedding planner, and I am going to make sure that my daughter 584 00:26:23,943 --> 00:26:27,810 has the most beautiful, glamorous, delicious wedding 585 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:30,876 in the whole entire world. >> SHARON: We'll start working 586 00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,510 on budgets. >> KRIS: Okay. 587 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:35,043 >> SHARON: We'll get a caterer. The florist's ready. 588 00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:36,577 >> KRIS: Okay. >> SHARON: And then we'll plan 589 00:26:36,577 --> 00:26:38,077 on when we need to do the rehearsal. 590 00:26:38,077 --> 00:26:40,010 >> KRIS: Uh, we don't know about food. 591 00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:42,210 >> SHARON: Do you want steak? Do you want fish? 592 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:45,310 Do you want chicken? I mean, do you want lobster? 593 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:47,243 >> KRIS: Rob! >> ROB: What? 594 00:26:47,243 --> 00:26:48,910 >> KRIS: Come here, quick. Okay, give me an answer. 595 00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:52,610 Beef or fish? >> ROB: Beef or fish? 596 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,143 >> KRIS: Just tell me. Beef or fish? Pick one. 597 00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:57,610 >> ROB: Beef. >> KRIS: Let's have steak. 598 00:26:57,610 --> 00:26:59,077 It's a sign. >> SHARON: There you go. 599 00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,710 >> KRIS: Okay, so do steak... >> ROB: But Khloe doesn't eat 600 00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:02,743 steak. >> KRIS: Well, I do. Okay? 601 00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:04,210 >> SHARON: Yeah, we'll have that. 602 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,743 >> KRIS: Let's do that, let's... >> SHARON: No problem. 603 00:27:05,743 --> 00:27:07,943 >> KRIS: And then as far as champagne, I like Cristal, so 604 00:27:07,943 --> 00:27:11,210 maybe we should have Cristal. 'Cause I like Cristal. 605 00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:12,943 (chuckling) Yeah, it's Cristal. 606 00:27:12,943 --> 00:27:15,510 >> ROB: My mom is being extremely selfish. 607 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:19,177 She says she's planning "Khloe's wedding," but, you know, she's 608 00:27:19,177 --> 00:27:21,810 obviously planning her dream wedding. 609 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:24,610 >> KRIS: Okay, here comes Bruce. He doesn't know what's going on. 610 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:27,010 >> SHARON: Oh, my goodness. >> KRIS: Hi, honey. 611 00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:29,043 This is Bruce. >> BRUCE: Hello. 612 00:27:29,043 --> 00:27:31,344 >> KRIS: Meet Sharon. Sharon and Robin. 613 00:27:31,344 --> 00:27:34,077 Sharon's a friend of mine. >> BRUCE: Nice to see you. 614 00:27:34,077 --> 00:27:35,544 >> KRIS: We're having a little meeting. 615 00:27:35,544 --> 00:27:37,143 >> BRUCE: Hello, Robin. >> KRIS: This is now a 616 00:27:37,143 --> 00:27:40,010 nightmare. I want to honor Khloe's wishes. 617 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:43,177 I want to keep this a secret from Bruce until she tells him. 618 00:27:43,177 --> 00:27:46,377 I hate lying to Bruce. It's just not right. 619 00:27:46,377 --> 00:27:47,577 >> BRUCE: Oh? >> KRIS: What are you doing? 620 00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,410 >> BRUCE: Uh, I just flew my helicopter and now I'm going to 621 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:50,977 go hit some golf balls. >> KRIS: Oh, okay. 622 00:27:50,977 --> 00:27:52,477 You're going to go get dressed? >> BRUCE: It's a tough day. 623 00:27:52,477 --> 00:27:55,776 >> SHARON: It's a tough one. >> BRUCE: It's a tough life. 624 00:27:55,776 --> 00:28:01,204 >> KRIS: I'm sneaking around, planning my daughter's wedding. 625 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:08,544 It's every mom's dream having a wedding for one of my daughters. 626 00:28:08,544 --> 00:28:12,143 My vision for the perfect wedding is flowers by Mark's 627 00:28:12,143 --> 00:28:13,876 Garden. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. 628 00:28:13,876 --> 00:28:15,776 Flowers galore. 629 00:28:19,577 --> 00:28:21,643 >> FLORIST: All of these roses here are yours. 630 00:28:21,643 --> 00:28:23,743 >> KHLOE: All of those? >> FLORIST: 5,000 roses. 631 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,143 >> KHLOE: What? >> FLORIST: For your ceremony. 632 00:28:26,143 --> 00:28:29,610 >> KRIS: I have thought about this my entire life. 633 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:33,043 So I choose Gearys for Khloe to go register for her wedding 634 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:37,710 gifts. Just like my dream come true. 635 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,677 >> KHLOE: She's fine. I don't even have to be here. 636 00:28:44,677 --> 00:28:46,144 >> MALIKA: Honey, you're going to pick what you want. 637 00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:47,777 Just come on. >> KHLOE: I'm trying to be 638 00:28:47,777 --> 00:28:50,743 really patient with my mom, but I'm here for a reason. 639 00:28:50,743 --> 00:28:52,343 Shouldn't I have a say in something? 640 00:28:52,343 --> 00:28:53,677 >> KRIS: If something catches your eye... 641 00:28:53,677 --> 00:28:55,977 >> KHLOE: I just say it now, or do we have to get, like, that 642 00:28:55,977 --> 00:28:58,144 scanning gun? >> MALIKA: No, this is not 643 00:28:58,144 --> 00:28:59,343 Target, honey. >> KHLOE: Oh, sorry. 644 00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:01,310 I don't know. >> KRIS: Okay, this 645 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:02,877 silver-plate, we're getting for everyday. 646 00:29:02,877 --> 00:29:04,677 Now we're on it. Oh this is Christofle. 647 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:08,977 Oh, my. She wants to do the red Hermes. 648 00:29:08,977 --> 00:29:10,610 Okay, great. So, we'll keep looking. 649 00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:12,543 Khloe, come on. >> KHLOE: Honestly, I can't 650 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:13,944 believe this. my 651 00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:16,410 wedding registry and she's picking out things that she did 652 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:18,376 with my dad. Hello? 653 00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:21,110 This is, like, 40 years later. This is my house, my wedding 654 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,177 registry. Let me pick something. 655 00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:27,177 >> SALESWOMAN: Let's see. This one will be $750 a place 656 00:29:27,177 --> 00:29:29,476 setting. >> KHLOE: For one place setting, 657 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,643 it's... >> SALESWOMAN: For one place 658 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:33,510 setting. >> KRIS: You're not buying it. 659 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,410 >> KHLOE: None of my friends could afford anything in this 660 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:38,077 store. >> KRIS: Honey, just... 661 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:41,476 >> KHLOE: Wait. This is $750 for one knife, one 662 00:29:41,476 --> 00:29:45,044 spoon, one spoon, one fork and one fork? 663 00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:46,443 Is that correct? >> KRIS: But the other set... 664 00:29:46,443 --> 00:29:48,144 >> KHLOE: No, I'm just... I'm asking. Is that correct? 665 00:29:48,144 --> 00:29:49,910 >> KRIS: Yes, for the set. >> KHLOE: I mean, that just is, 666 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:51,543 like, retarded to me. >> KRIS: What you guys think 667 00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:53,710 about these? >> MALIKA: They're beautiful. 668 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,210 >> KRIS: In the Baccarat? >> KHLOE: I don't know what's 669 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,743 happening.. >> KRIS: Do you like the 670 00:29:56,743 --> 00:29:58,543 Baccarat? >> KHLOE: She's crazy. 671 00:29:58,543 --> 00:30:01,677 Seriously, I think my mother is now possessed. 672 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:04,543 She is turning into Satan slowly but surely. 673 00:30:04,543 --> 00:30:06,177 I mean, she is ruining this for me. 674 00:30:06,177 --> 00:30:08,376 Like, this is her wedding all of a sudden. 675 00:30:08,376 --> 00:30:10,443 It's not mine. I am so ready to call this 676 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:12,743 entire wedding off. I just want to go to Vegas and 677 00:30:12,743 --> 00:30:14,276 elope. >> KRIS: Khloe, I think you're 678 00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:17,044 almost done with your dishes and your glasses and your silver. 679 00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:22,276 That was easy. >> KHLOE: You picked it all. 680 00:30:22,276 --> 00:30:24,810 >> BRUCE: I got to listen to the news to find out that you're 681 00:30:24,810 --> 00:30:26,110 engaged? >> KHLOE: That's right. 682 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:27,643 >> BRUCE: Then I'm done with the conversation. 683 00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:30,144 You are wrong! >> KHLOE: I'm not wrong! 684 00:30:30,144 --> 00:30:33,510 >> KOURTNEY: When it is true love, you just know. 685 00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:36,376 (wedding march plays) 686 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,177 (groans) >> KHLOE: I'm so exhausted. 687 00:30:48,177 --> 00:30:51,943 Shopping with my mom is so tiring, but being with Lamar is 688 00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:55,243 making me realize why I love doing all this and why I want to 689 00:30:55,243 --> 00:30:57,110 be married. 690 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:04,477 >> LAMAR: I love you. >> KHLOE: Hmm? I love you. 691 00:31:04,477 --> 00:31:06,643 No. >> LAMAR: I love you more. 692 00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:09,110 >> KHLOE: More than candy? 693 00:31:13,597 --> 00:31:16,077 Of course. Are you ready to be with one 694 00:31:16,077 --> 00:31:19,146 woman for the rest of your life? 695 00:31:21,377 --> 00:31:22,943 All finished. >> LAMAR: I feel better now. 696 00:31:22,943 --> 00:31:25,410 >> KHLOE: Good. >> LAMAR: That's why I love you. 697 00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:26,943 >> KHLOE: I love you. >> LAMAR: You sure? 698 00:31:26,943 --> 00:31:28,810 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. 699 00:31:37,943 --> 00:31:42,990 (splashing) (Khloe laughing) 700 00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:47,544 >> KHLOE: Hey, Rob. >> ROB: Stop. 701 00:31:47,544 --> 00:31:49,876 >> KHLOE: I need to talk to you about Adrienne. 702 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:52,510 I have to tell Rob that I ended up inviting his ex-girlfriend 703 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,210 Adrienne to the wedding. I mean, she's one of my really 704 00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:57,810 good friends, but I'm still not sure how he's going to react. 705 00:31:57,810 --> 00:32:01,210 It wasn't the cleanest breakup. I invited her to the wedding 706 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,843 and I just... I don't want you to be mad, but 707 00:32:03,843 --> 00:32:06,477 she's one of my best friends. And I'm only telling you so you 708 00:32:06,477 --> 00:32:09,610 don't feel, like sideswiped and taken off guard then. 709 00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:13,510 But, I mean... If you pull me in, I swear to 710 00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:15,243 God, I'll beat the (bleep) out of you. 711 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,943 You have no (bleep) idea. Do you understand? 712 00:32:16,943 --> 00:32:18,910 (Rob laughs) >> ROB: I'm not. 713 00:32:18,910 --> 00:32:20,776 >> KHLOE: Okay? >> ROB: Honestly, I would 714 00:32:20,776 --> 00:32:22,977 love to... you know, love to see Adrienne. 715 00:32:22,977 --> 00:32:24,977 >> KHLOE: So, you're not mad? >> ROB: No. 716 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,410 Now that I, like, realized I want to be back with her, I 717 00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:30,344 would love to see her. I'm so happy that Adrienne is 718 00:32:30,344 --> 00:32:33,243 coming to the wedding and you know, I haven't really had a 719 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:36,610 chance to speak with her since our breakup, but this could, 720 00:32:36,610 --> 00:32:39,676 you know, be my opportunity of getting that second chance. 721 00:32:39,676 --> 00:32:43,910 Should I ask her to come with me to the wedding or, like, what do 722 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:45,876 I... as a date, or...? >> KHLOE: It's a little 723 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,210 overboard. You guys weren't on the best 724 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:49,110 talking terms the last time, so... 725 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:51,643 >> ROB: Well, then I think it's a great start, to, like 726 00:32:51,643 --> 00:32:53,110 you know... >> KHLOE: I agree. 727 00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:56,776 So, we're cool? >> ROB: No, yeah. 728 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:59,177 I'm happy. >> KHLOE: You're happy? Good. 729 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:00,676 >> ROB: I'm happy Adrienne's coming. 730 00:33:00,676 --> 00:33:02,243 >> KHLOE: Good. I'm happy you're happy. 731 00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:05,897 I'm happy it's my wedding! High five. 732 00:33:11,277 --> 00:33:14,344 >> KOURTNEY: Do you guys have a, um, bachelorette section? 733 00:33:14,344 --> 00:33:16,876 >> CLERK: We do. Uh, it's straight down this 734 00:33:16,876 --> 00:33:19,177 aisle on the left. >> KOURTNEY: Okay. Got it. 735 00:33:19,177 --> 00:33:24,243 Kim and I are throwing Khloe her bachelorette/wedding shower, 736 00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:29,643 and we go to The Pleasure Chest, which is a famous sex store in 737 00:33:29,643 --> 00:33:31,043 L.A. Ooh, Kim. 738 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,310 >> KIM: Can we play "spin the bottle"? 739 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,843 >> KOURTNEY: Penis bouquet. >> KIM: A penis piñata. 740 00:33:34,843 --> 00:33:36,510 >> KOURTNEY: We should get that. >> KIM: We just have to get it. 741 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,876 Should we get, like, two? >> KOURTNEY: 'Cause we're 742 00:33:37,876 --> 00:33:39,710 decorating the room first. >> KIM: Should we have a ring 743 00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:41,444 toss? >> KOURTNEY: Wait. Whose butt 744 00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:43,810 would we stick that on? (Kim laughing) 745 00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:47,210 Mom's. We could all throw rings at her 746 00:33:47,210 --> 00:33:50,277 ass. I've always thought whenever I 747 00:33:50,277 --> 00:33:53,610 see bachelorette girls running around Vegas with their penis 748 00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:55,344 hats on... >> KIM: Look! 749 00:33:55,344 --> 00:33:57,243 >> KOURTNEY: Look! Sipping their penis straws... 750 00:33:57,243 --> 00:34:01,910 Like, "Who runs around with this disgusting penis stuff on?" 751 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:05,010 And of course, Kim and I are buying it all for Khloe. 752 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,977 >> KIM: I think we've pretty much got everything we would 753 00:34:07,977 --> 00:34:10,447 possibly need. 754 00:34:12,056 --> 00:34:14,500 >> BRUCE: You're an only child. That means the next generation 755 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,143 you're going to have at least six or seven kids. 756 00:34:16,143 --> 00:34:17,910 >> SCOTT: What?! >> BRUCE: At least. 757 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:19,776 >> SCOTT: I'm going to have six or seven? 758 00:34:19,776 --> 00:34:21,143 >> BRUCE: Yeah, you're going to have... 759 00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:23,310 >> SCOTT: I want one kid to be just like me. 760 00:34:23,310 --> 00:34:25,344 >> BRUCE: All right. >> SCOTT: Maybe a little better. 761 00:34:25,344 --> 00:34:27,843 >> BRUCE: What's this? >> MALE REPORTER: And apparently 762 00:34:27,843 --> 00:34:30,910 Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom is getting married. 763 00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:34,643 magazine reports that after one month of dating, Odom 764 00:34:34,643 --> 00:34:40,510 is engaged to Khloe Kardashian. >> BRUCE: Can you believe this? 765 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,810 They've been dating a whole month and now they're engaged? 766 00:34:42,810 --> 00:34:44,876 >> SCOTT: I think it's been two weeks, though, not a month. 767 00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:46,710 >> BRUCE: Hey, Rob. >> ROB: Yo. 768 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,910 >> BRUCE: Come in here. So did you know anything about 769 00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:51,876 this? Is she actually engaged, 770 00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:53,610 yes or no? It's a simple question. 771 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:57,077 >> SCOTT: It's pretty simple. >> ROB: Yes? Or no? 772 00:34:57,077 --> 00:34:58,577 >> BRUCE: What do you mean "yes or no"? 773 00:34:58,577 --> 00:35:00,544 Come up with an answer. Is she engaged or not? 774 00:35:00,544 --> 00:35:02,544 >> SCOTT: It's on the news, Rob. >> BRUCE: I mean, you would 775 00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,377 know. >> ROB: Yeah. 776 00:35:04,377 --> 00:35:05,876 >> BRUCE: She is engaged. >> SCOTT: It's not funny. 777 00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:08,444 She's gonna marry the guy? >> ROB: She seems really happy. 778 00:35:08,444 --> 00:35:10,477 >> BRUCE: I mean, she doesn't know the guy. 779 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,477 >> SCOTT: I think it's a bit crazy that no one filled you in 780 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,210 on it. >> ROB: Khloe thinks that you're 781 00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:16,210 going to react in a bad way. >> BRUCE: Yeah, I think any 782 00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:18,610 father would be a little bit upset about something like that. 783 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,344 >> SCOTT: They shouldn't hide it from you. 784 00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:22,776 >> BRUCE: It's not like I'd have a bad reaction; I'm like, 785 00:35:22,776 --> 00:35:24,344 I'm this horrible person. >> SCOTT: Like, "Oh, no!" 786 00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:26,177 >> BRUCE: Anybody would react that way. 787 00:35:26,177 --> 00:35:28,110 I mean, it's ridiculous. What has my life come to? 788 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:30,410 I'm watching the news to find out what my children are doing. 789 00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:32,810 Although I'm not the genetic dad, I've been with Khloe since 790 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:35,910 she was five years old. You would think she would feel 791 00:35:35,910 --> 00:35:40,377 the right thing to do, and that would be to call before it got 792 00:35:40,377 --> 00:35:42,843 into the media. And it's also hurtful because 793 00:35:42,843 --> 00:35:45,510 I think my wife knew. Uh, honey, I was just watching 794 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,243 the news. >> KRIS: Yeah? 795 00:35:48,243 --> 00:35:52,776 >> BRUCE: And they had a thing that, uh, Khloe and Lamar are 796 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,743 engaged. >> KRIS: Honey, I can't 797 00:35:55,743 --> 00:35:58,444 hear you. I'm going through the canyon. 798 00:35:58,444 --> 00:36:04,743 Khloe's in front of me, so we'll be there in a minute. Bye. 799 00:36:04,743 --> 00:36:07,277 >> BRUCE: All right. 800 00:36:13,043 --> 00:36:15,543 >> KRIS: Hey, Khloe. 801 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:21,510 Bruce just called me when I was driving, and he said, "What's 802 00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:24,377 going on?" And I said, "What do you mean 803 00:36:24,377 --> 00:36:26,477 what's going on?" And he said, "I was just 804 00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:30,076 listening to the 5:00 news, and it says that Lamar and Khloe got 805 00:36:30,076 --> 00:36:32,677 engaged." I want to go find Bruce, and I 806 00:36:32,677 --> 00:36:35,143 just want you to know that he already knows. 807 00:36:35,143 --> 00:36:38,043 That last thing that I want to do is have Bruce get his 808 00:36:38,043 --> 00:36:40,943 feelings hurt. That's been my fear all along. 809 00:36:40,943 --> 00:36:43,577 The fact that he would find out about this and it wasn't one of 810 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,410 us telling him. 811 00:36:47,976 --> 00:36:50,777 I'll be the mediator, since no one's going to say anything. 812 00:36:50,777 --> 00:36:54,777 Bruce just saw the 5:00 news, and it said that you and Lamar 813 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:59,510 just got engaged. >> KHLOE: Okay, and is that a 814 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,510 bad thing? A lot of people... >> BRUCE: I've got to listen to 815 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,076 the news to find out that you're engaged? 816 00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:04,677 You've known this guy for what, a month? 817 00:37:04,677 --> 00:37:07,043 >> KHLOE: So? You married my mom after five months. 818 00:37:07,043 --> 00:37:08,843 >> BRUCE: Five and a half months-- a whole different 819 00:37:08,843 --> 00:37:10,644 situation. >> KHLOE: Totally, when you've 820 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:12,310 been married twice before. >> BRUCE: Don't give me this, 821 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:14,377 Khloe, like, "Oh, you're right." >> KHLOE: You're so much better 822 00:37:14,377 --> 00:37:15,843 than me, I forgot. >> BRUCE: Tell me this-- I've 823 00:37:15,843 --> 00:37:17,744 got to listen-- I've got to find out that you got engaged to some 824 00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:19,810 guy that you've known for a month on the news. 825 00:37:19,810 --> 00:37:21,343 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> BRUCE: Tell me that's right. 826 00:37:21,343 --> 00:37:23,043 >> KHLOE: That's right. >> BRUCE: Okay. Then I'm done 827 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:25,876 with the conversation, if you're gonna be an (bleep). 828 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:27,710 >> KHLOE: You just... you asked me if it was... you just said! 829 00:37:27,710 --> 00:37:29,510 >> BRUCE: I don't want to talk to her if that's what her 830 00:37:29,510 --> 00:37:31,243 attitude is. >> KHLOE: You said is this true. 831 00:37:31,243 --> 00:37:33,310 >> BRUCE: All she had to do is make a phone call-- yesterday. 832 00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:35,710 "You know what? I got engaged. You may hear it on the news." 833 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:38,143 >> KRIS: She isn't engaged yet. >> KHLOE: I get my ring Sunday. 834 00:37:38,143 --> 00:37:40,510 We haven't even got engaged yet. >> KRIS: She's not engaged. 835 00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:42,243 >> BRUCE: You are engaged, Khloe. 836 00:37:42,243 --> 00:37:43,544 >> KHLOE: No, I'm not. >> KRIS: She's not. 837 00:37:43,544 --> 00:37:45,010 >> KHLOE: I'm not engaged yet. >> BRUCE: You're wrong. 838 00:37:45,010 --> 00:37:46,744 >> KHLOE: I'm wrong for what? >> BRUCE: You're wrong. 839 00:37:46,744 --> 00:37:49,010 >> KHLOE: I'm not wrong! >> BRUCE: I'm done. 840 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,610 >> KHLOE: Bruce, what really bothers you, Bruce? 841 00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:52,910 >> BRUCE: Have a nice life. Screw you, Khloe. 842 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:56,993 >> KRIS: Oh, I guess you won't be walking anybody down the 843 00:37:56,993 --> 00:37:58,544 (bleep) aisle. 844 00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:02,253 >> ROB: When they don't tell you things, that's not cool. 845 00:38:02,263 --> 00:38:04,496 >> BRUCE: Maybe I'm not your genetic father, but I am 846 00:38:04,496 --> 00:38:06,396 your father. >> ROB: I feel bad for Bruce. 847 00:38:08,396 --> 00:38:10,797 He just feels like he's not part of the family. 848 00:38:10,797 --> 00:38:13,263 >> BRUCE: I'm done. I can't take it. 849 00:38:13,263 --> 00:38:15,930 >> KRIS: Hi. Hi. >> KIM: Bruce and Lamar 850 00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:18,064 never met. It's going to be their first 851 00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:20,164 time at dinner. Everyone is stressing out about 852 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:22,197 tonight. 853 00:38:24,043 --> 00:38:27,643 >> KHLOE: I'm not wrong! >> BRUCE: Have a nice life. 854 00:38:27,643 --> 00:38:30,810 >> KHLOE: Have a nice life. >> BRUCE: Screw you, Khloe. 855 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:33,544 >> KRIS: Oh, I guess you won't be walking anybody down the 856 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,876 (bleep) aisle. >> KHLOE: Screw me because? 857 00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:37,743 >> ROB: Mom, shut up. What are you doing? 858 00:38:37,743 --> 00:38:39,743 >> KRIS: No, what are you doing? >> ROB: No, he's right. 859 00:38:39,743 --> 00:38:41,910 I'm serious. You're being really rude. 860 00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:43,110 No one told him. >> KRIS: No, I'm not. 861 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:44,676 >> ROB: Yes, you are. You don't even care about your 862 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,277 husband. Bible, Mom. That's really rude. 863 00:38:46,277 --> 00:38:50,110 >> KOURTNEY: This is crazy. Everyone's yelling at everyone, 864 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:52,810 and Khloe is such a mess. >> KHLOE: I didn't say anything. 865 00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:55,143 He said, "Tell me if this is right. Are you..." 866 00:38:55,143 --> 00:38:57,710 He said something, "Are you engaged to a guy you met a month 867 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,377 ago?" I said, yeah. 868 00:38:59,377 --> 00:39:01,243 And then he goes, "You're an (bleep)." 869 00:39:01,243 --> 00:39:03,377 >> KENDAL: I think he could have meant, "Is this right?" as in 870 00:39:03,377 --> 00:39:07,943 "Is this right to do?" >> KRIS: He's hurt right now 871 00:39:07,943 --> 00:39:10,743 because he feels left out. >> KHLOE: That's not fair to put 872 00:39:10,743 --> 00:39:14,344 that on me, though. >> ROB: Hey, Bruce. 873 00:39:14,344 --> 00:39:16,544 >> BRUCE: Mm-hmm. >> ROB: I yelled at... I yelled 874 00:39:16,544 --> 00:39:19,310 at Mom because I completely agree with you. 875 00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:22,010 You should have been the first person, or one of the top... 876 00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:24,043 >> BRUCE: A phone call saying, "You know what, tomorrow in the 877 00:39:24,043 --> 00:39:27,210 media, it's going to go all over the media that I'm engaged. 878 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,364 You know what? It's right. I am engaged. 879 00:39:30,384 --> 00:39:31,823 We're buying the ring on Sunday." 880 00:39:31,823 --> 00:39:35,423 Okay, that's all I need to know. >> ROB: I feel bad for Bruce. 881 00:39:35,423 --> 00:39:39,090 I feel like he just feels like a different person, like he's not 882 00:39:39,090 --> 00:39:40,923 part of the family. >> BRUCE: And then she comes in 883 00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:43,024 with this attitude. "Why should I tell you?" 884 00:39:43,024 --> 00:39:45,890 Well, I happen to have raised you. 885 00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:47,390 >> ROB: Yeah. >> BRUCE: Maybe I'm not your 886 00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,290 genetic father, but I am your father. 887 00:39:49,290 --> 00:39:50,857 >> ROB: Yeah. >> BRUCE: I've been here since 888 00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:52,423 you were five years old. >> ROB: Yeah. 889 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,390 >> BRUCE: It would just be the appropriate thing to do. 890 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:57,790 It's just her attitude. So, if that's case, great, 891 00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:00,397 I'm done. I'm done. 892 00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:01,730 I can't take it. >> KRIS: I'm going to go see 893 00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:04,164 what Bruce is doing. >> KHLOE: No, I really don't 894 00:40:04,164 --> 00:40:06,598 want you to go yell at him. Honestly, Mom... 895 00:40:06,598 --> 00:40:08,031 >> KRIS: It's fine. >> KENDAL: Please, Mom, 896 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,197 don't yell. >> KHLOE: Wait, Mom. 897 00:40:09,197 --> 00:40:10,764 >> KRIS: I'm not going to yell. >> KENDAL: Yes, you are. 898 00:40:10,764 --> 00:40:13,431 >> KHLOE: Can you just stop walking for a minute? 899 00:40:13,431 --> 00:40:15,697 >> BRUCE: I'm done. >> ROB: Yeah, but... 900 00:40:15,697 --> 00:40:17,097 >> BRUCE: But how's... What about Mom? 901 00:40:17,097 --> 00:40:18,797 That's the problem. >> ROB: I don't know where to go 902 00:40:18,797 --> 00:40:20,331 from here. >> BRUCE: I don't know where to 903 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:21,764 go from here either. I think I'll just stay 904 00:40:21,764 --> 00:40:23,164 right here. >> ROB: Weren't we supposed to 905 00:40:23,164 --> 00:40:24,664 have a family dinner? >> BRUCE: I have no idea. 906 00:40:24,664 --> 00:40:26,498 How about McDonald's? You want to go to McDonald's? 907 00:40:26,498 --> 00:40:28,631 >> KRIS: Honey. >> BRUCE: Yeah. 908 00:40:28,631 --> 00:40:31,297 >> KRIS: Listen, this is going to get... unless... 909 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,697 We're the adults here. They're the children. 910 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,997 >> BRUCE: She knew it was out. >> KRIS: No, she didn't. 911 00:40:35,997 --> 00:40:37,664 >> KENDAL: Do you want me to say something? 912 00:40:37,664 --> 00:40:39,231 Because you can't say something without yelling. 913 00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:40,331 >> KRIS: Yeah. >> KENDAL: She did... 914 00:40:40,331 --> 00:40:43,131 This is what she told me. She didn't know it got out. 915 00:40:44,077 --> 00:40:47,410 Someone leaked it to someone, and it got out, and everyone 916 00:40:47,410 --> 00:40:50,710 knows about it now. It wasn't her that told someone. 917 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,544 It's not her fault. >> BRUCE: You're right. 918 00:40:52,544 --> 00:40:54,477 >> KENDAL: You get that she wanted to tell you in person. 919 00:40:54,477 --> 00:40:57,676 Is that so hard to believe? >> BRUCE: Khloe and I have had a 920 00:40:57,676 --> 00:41:00,277 really good relationship throughout the years. 921 00:41:00,277 --> 00:41:03,444 And uh, I don't want lose that close relationship over 922 00:41:03,444 --> 00:41:05,643 this thing. Here's the deal. 923 00:41:05,643 --> 00:41:08,110 Tell Khloe to come up here and all you guys leave. 924 00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:10,510 Just me and Khloe. >> KENDAL: You better not yell. 925 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,767 >> BRUCE: Just me and Khloe. I'm not yelling. 926 00:41:12,777 --> 00:41:15,410 >> KRIS: Khloe? Khloe to my bedroom. 927 00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:16,544 >> BRUCE: Get out. Quit, everybody. 928 00:41:16,544 --> 00:41:18,776 >> KRIS: Please. Can I stay? 929 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:21,277 >> BRUCE: No. You're leaving. Good-bye. 930 00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:26,010 Khloe and I. >> KRIS: This sucks. 931 00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:29,876 Khloe. >> KHLOE: What? 932 00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:31,477 >> BRUCE: Come on. Sit down right here. 933 00:41:31,477 --> 00:41:33,277 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> BRUCE: Lay down. 934 00:41:33,277 --> 00:41:34,843 >> KHLOE: I'll sit. >> BRUCE: So you can relax. 935 00:41:34,843 --> 00:41:36,043 Just lay down. >> KHLOE: No, I'm fine. 936 00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:37,544 >> BRUCE: No, don't sit down. Lay down. 937 00:41:37,544 --> 00:41:39,010 I want you to be relaxed. >> KHLOE: I see your 938 00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:41,010 Laker-colored shoes. >> BRUCE: Well, that's a 939 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:45,043 coincidence. It's a coincidence. 940 00:41:45,043 --> 00:41:48,544 All right, love you. >> KHLOE: Totally. 941 00:41:48,544 --> 00:41:52,010 >> BRUCE: Okay, uh, I'm sorry this went down that way, 942 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,210 especially downstairs. I apologize, okay? 943 00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:57,077 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> BRUCE: I know I'm not your 944 00:41:57,077 --> 00:41:58,943 genetic dad, but I've pretty much raised you since you were 945 00:41:58,943 --> 00:42:01,610 five years old. That's kind of a really big deal 946 00:42:01,610 --> 00:42:05,843 when your daughter gets engaged. Wouldn't I be one of the first 947 00:42:05,843 --> 00:42:07,977 phone calls? No? 948 00:42:07,977 --> 00:42:09,544 >> KHLOE: No, you would, but I wanted to... 949 00:42:09,544 --> 00:42:10,977 >> BRUCE: You don't even know him. 950 00:42:10,977 --> 00:42:15,010 You don't even know him. >> KHLOE: Okay. 951 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,410 >> BRUCE: No, I'm just saying... >> KHLOE: And I'm saying okay. 952 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,243 I'm not arguing. >> BRUCE: Yeah, I mean, 953 00:42:19,243 --> 00:42:23,676 there's, um... (clearing throat) 954 00:42:23,676 --> 00:42:26,676 I hope this is going to be a very long engagement. 955 00:42:26,676 --> 00:42:30,310 >> KHLOE: I don't think so. >> BRUCE: Why? What's the rush? 956 00:42:30,310 --> 00:42:32,410 >> KHLOE: There's no rush. We just want to get married 957 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:34,077 within the next couple weeks. We're planning it. 958 00:42:34,077 --> 00:42:37,310 >> BRUCE: Couple of weeks? >> KHLOE: Yeah. 959 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:40,177 >> BRUCE: These two people are strangers to each other. 960 00:42:40,177 --> 00:42:43,010 They don't know each other. They're just working on 961 00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:45,043 adrenaline and hormones right now. 962 00:42:45,043 --> 00:42:47,577 You don't know this guy. It's going to be like Kimberly 963 00:42:47,577 --> 00:42:49,810 running off to Vegas when she was 19. 964 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:52,310 And she didn't know who the hell this guy was. 965 00:42:52,310 --> 00:42:55,110 I'm just saying, this is the wrong thing to do. 966 00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:58,077 >> KHLOE: I'm not sitting here trying to declare or justify 967 00:42:58,077 --> 00:43:02,277 anything to anyone. This is just the decision. 968 00:43:02,277 --> 00:43:05,444 >> BRUCE: Wow. Okay. 969 00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:08,510 You do what you want to do. 970 00:43:15,577 --> 00:43:17,910 >> KHLOE: Hello. Hold on. Kylie wants to say something 971 00:43:17,910 --> 00:43:21,610 to you. >> KYLIE: Hi, Lamar. 972 00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:25,043 Hi, future brother-in-law. >> KHLOE: This is my engagement. 973 00:43:25,043 --> 00:43:27,876 I'm supposed to be so happy, over the moon and really 974 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:33,234 excited. I'm just not anymore. 975 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,743 >> KIM: I want to get married. >> KRIS: You could wear 976 00:43:36,743 --> 00:43:41,077 that dress. >> KHLOE: I feel very at peace, 977 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:43,643 very comfortable in my own skin, very secure. 978 00:43:43,643 --> 00:43:47,483 That's just not what I've ever 979 00:43:54,410 --> 00:43:56,743 >> KOURTNEY: Hi. >> SHARON: Hi. 980 00:43:56,743 --> 00:43:58,577 >> KOURTNEY: How are you? >> SHARON: Good to see you. 981 00:43:58,577 --> 00:44:01,610 >> KOURTNEY: Good to see you. Sharon Sachs has come to the 982 00:44:01,610 --> 00:44:05,110 house to go over some specific wedding details. 983 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:07,010 >> SHARON: Should we wait for your mom? 984 00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:09,344 >> KHLOE: Where is she? >> KOURTNEY: Let me tell her. 985 00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:10,910 >> SHARON: You're going to love it, I think. 986 00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:13,210 >> KHLOE: She did both of the Lopez weddings. 987 00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:15,143 >> SHARON: The level of taste. >> KHLOE: Yeah. 988 00:44:15,143 --> 00:44:17,243 >> SHARON: And when she phoned me and she said to me, "Do you 989 00:44:17,243 --> 00:44:20,943 mind doing this? Will you do this for me again?" 990 00:44:20,943 --> 00:44:23,077 >> KHLOE: That shows how much she loved you. 991 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:25,110 >> SHARON: I loved it. And here I have her photographer 992 00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,643 doing your wedding. >> KHLOE: Oh, no way. 993 00:44:26,643 --> 00:44:28,110 >> SHARON: Mm-hmm. >> BRUCE: Wedding planners? 994 00:44:28,110 --> 00:44:31,077 >> SHARON: Yes. >> KOURTNEY: Bruce, this is 995 00:44:31,077 --> 00:44:32,977 Sharon. >> BRUCE: I didn't know we had a 996 00:44:32,977 --> 00:44:34,943 wedding planner. >> KOURTNEY: Yes. 997 00:44:34,943 --> 00:44:36,310 >> BRUCE: Oh. >> SHARON: Hi, Bruce. 998 00:44:36,310 --> 00:44:38,577 >> KHLOE: She did Allison's. >> BRUCE: I just found out 999 00:44:38,577 --> 00:44:40,710 there's going to be a wedding about an hour ago. 1000 00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:43,210 Now wait a second. A few days ago this same 1001 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:46,776 person-- the wedding planner-- was in my house. 1002 00:44:46,776 --> 00:44:49,277 Kris lied to me. Kris has known that this 1003 00:44:49,277 --> 00:44:54,610 wedding's been going on days. 1004 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,410 Honey. >> KRIS: Yeah. 1005 00:44:56,410 --> 00:44:59,544 >> BRUCE: I was, uh, just downstairs. 1006 00:44:59,544 --> 00:45:02,077 >> KRIS: Yeah? >> BRUCE: And they have the 1007 00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:05,210 wedding planners. >> KRIS: Right. 1008 00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:08,010 >> BRUCE: Which, the wedding planners were here like what, 1009 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,643 two days ago, three days ago? >> KRIS: Right. 1010 00:45:09,643 --> 00:45:11,977 >> BRUCE: So, if you knew Khloe was getting married two days 1011 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:13,077 ago... >> KRIS: Uh-huh? 1012 00:45:13,077 --> 00:45:15,843 >> BRUCE: Why didn't you tell me? 1013 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,310 >> KRIS: Okay... >> BRUCE: Give me... 1014 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:20,710 Give me your excuse. >> KRIS: But it's a trick 1015 00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:24,010 question. >> BRUCE: I'm just going to sit 1016 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:27,876 here and, like, watch guys racing cars, having fun. 1017 00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:30,544 >> KRIS: Mm-hmm. >> BRUCE: And I'm just, like, 1018 00:45:30,544 --> 00:45:34,676 done with this whole thing. >> KRIS: Whatever relaxes you. 1019 00:45:34,676 --> 00:45:37,243 Okay, well, we'll let you know when it's all taken care of. 1020 00:45:37,243 --> 00:45:38,977 >> BRUCE: Actually, here's a show you should watch. 1021 00:45:38,977 --> 00:45:40,710 >> KRIS: What is it? Are You Smarter than 1022 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:44,010 a 5th Grader? >> KRIS: Ciao. 1023 00:45:44,010 --> 00:45:46,943 Ta-ta. >> BRUCE: Love you. 1024 00:45:53,643 --> 00:45:56,610 >> KRIS: I told you a million times that that was going to 1025 00:45:56,610 --> 00:46:00,377 happen if you didn't tell him earlier and he had to find out 1026 00:46:00,377 --> 00:46:02,344 some other random way. >> KHLOE: No. 1027 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:05,310 And I told you I wasn't going to tell anybody until I had rings 1028 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:07,444 to say I'm engaged. >> KRIS: You just have to 1029 00:46:07,444 --> 00:46:10,010 remember that he's coming from a loving place. 1030 00:46:10,010 --> 00:46:13,843 You know, he made your dad a promise, when your dad was 1031 00:46:13,843 --> 00:46:16,676 dying, that he would be the one to take care of you girls. 1032 00:46:16,676 --> 00:46:20,477 He feels so responsible and that's why he's the tough one, 1033 00:46:20,477 --> 00:46:24,843 and, Khloe, he's just hurt. He will come around. 1034 00:46:24,843 --> 00:46:28,510 You watch and see. If I were you, I would go to him 1035 00:46:28,510 --> 00:46:31,077 and ask him if he would walk you down the aisle. 1036 00:46:31,077 --> 00:46:34,077 I know that's what you want at the end of the day. 1037 00:46:34,077 --> 00:46:36,610 >> KHLOE: I don't feel like asking him to walk me down the 1038 00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:38,110 aisle. I am so hurt by Bruce's 1039 00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:39,444 reaction. Even if I did ask him to walk me 1040 00:46:39,444 --> 00:46:41,876 down the aisle, there's no way he would want to even do it. 1041 00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:44,710 I am honestly just way too emotionally drained to even have 1042 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:47,510 this conversation. >> KRIS: He's spent the majority 1043 00:46:47,510 --> 00:46:50,776 of his life trying to take care of all of us. 1044 00:46:50,776 --> 00:46:53,643 You hear me? 1045 00:47:00,544 --> 00:47:02,744 >> BRUCE: I look and see all these boxes, start opening up 1046 00:47:02,744 --> 00:47:05,110 the boxes. What are they? 1047 00:47:05,210 --> 00:47:07,677 Hmm. Wedding dresses. 1048 00:47:07,677 --> 00:47:10,543 And a lot of them. All from Vera Wang. 1049 00:47:10,543 --> 00:47:16,210 Where do you guys want this stuff? 1050 00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:17,777 >> KOURTNEY: Ooh, I want to see what they look like. 1051 00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:21,877 >> BRUCE: I want to know, how did these girls get Vera Wang 1052 00:47:21,877 --> 00:47:26,010 dresses in, like, two days? This is a tragedy. 1053 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,076 >> KOURTNEY: Your dresses are up here if you guys want to start. 1054 00:47:29,076 --> 00:47:32,343 Obviously, Bruce is upset, but we are all so excited to see 1055 00:47:32,343 --> 00:47:35,076 Khloe in her wedding dress. >> MALIKA: Kris, are you ready? 1056 00:47:35,076 --> 00:47:36,543 >> KRIS: I'm ready. >> MALIKA: Are you sure that 1057 00:47:36,543 --> 00:47:37,910 you're ready? >> KRIS: I'm ready! 1058 00:47:37,910 --> 00:47:39,577 >> MALIKA: Are you sure that you're ready? 1059 00:47:39,577 --> 00:47:41,644 >> KRIS: Yes, I'm ready! >> MALIKA: Come here! 1060 00:47:41,644 --> 00:47:45,577 (all humming wedding march) >> MALIKA: That's pretty. 1061 00:47:45,577 --> 00:47:48,410 >> KRIS: Oh, my God. >> MALIKA: It's not tied 1062 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:49,677 properly in the back. >> KRIS: Oh, my God. 1063 00:47:49,677 --> 00:47:51,877 Oh, my God. >> KOURTNEY: It's just so 1064 00:47:51,877 --> 00:47:53,610 amazing to see Khloe. This is... 1065 00:47:53,610 --> 00:47:58,443 This day is all about her and just seeing her, you know, with 1066 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:03,777 her glow and how happy she is, um, is really amazing to see. 1067 00:48:03,777 --> 00:48:05,976 >> KHLOE: When he sees me, you guys are gonna be like... 1068 00:48:05,976 --> 00:48:07,810 He's going to really love what he sees. 1069 00:48:07,810 --> 00:48:09,176 >> MALIKA: Honey, he already loves what he sees. 1070 00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:10,810 >> KHADIJA: Exactly. >> MALIKA: This is going to 1071 00:48:10,810 --> 00:48:12,644 throw it over the top. >> KHLOE: This dress is so 1072 00:48:12,644 --> 00:48:15,410 beautiful and every time I put it on, I honestly feel like a 1073 00:48:15,410 --> 00:48:17,176 princess. This is turning into my 1074 00:48:17,176 --> 00:48:19,844 fairytale wedding and I'm so happy. 1075 00:48:19,844 --> 00:48:23,076 >> KRIS: I know that you really like your dress... 1076 00:48:23,076 --> 00:48:25,477 >> KHLOE: Oh, Mom, I'm not wearing your dress. 1077 00:48:25,477 --> 00:48:28,744 >> KRIS: But just in case... Wait, which wedding was this? 1078 00:48:28,744 --> 00:48:31,343 I don't know if this was my first wedding or my second 1079 00:48:31,343 --> 00:48:33,343 wedding. >> KHLOE: Seriously, from the 1080 00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:35,744 start, she's been trying to make this wedding all about her and 1081 00:48:35,744 --> 00:48:39,143 now the dress? Like, come on. 1082 00:48:39,143 --> 00:48:44,010 That is so ugly, I would die. >> KRIS: Khloe! 1083 00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:47,510 This dress is not ugly! That is really mean! 1084 00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:50,343 You hurt my feelings. >> KHLOE: I felt like Kris was 1085 00:48:50,343 --> 00:48:53,310 making this all about her and I know I reacted a little bit 1086 00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:56,443 out of line, but I do have to be more respectful and 1087 00:48:56,443 --> 00:48:58,744 appreciative of the fact that my mom is throwing this wedding 1088 00:48:58,744 --> 00:49:02,343 together in nine days. I love you, Mommy. 1089 00:49:02,343 --> 00:49:06,577 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the whole wedding dress 1090 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,610 situation. I appreciate how much work 1091 00:49:08,610 --> 00:49:10,277 you've put into this. I know it's stressful on 1092 00:49:10,277 --> 00:49:13,343 everyone: on me, on you, on everyone. 1093 00:49:13,343 --> 00:49:16,076 So I appreciate... Didn't mean to make you cry. 1094 00:49:16,076 --> 00:49:18,710 >> KRIS: I know you didn't. I know that you're just really 1095 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:21,510 stressed out like I am. I just... 1096 00:49:21,510 --> 00:49:24,610 I didn't expect to have, like, a... 1097 00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:28,976 moment in the middle of all of this and I was telling those 1098 00:49:28,976 --> 00:49:31,810 girls that I just waited, like, my whole life to be able to show 1099 00:49:31,810 --> 00:49:33,877 one of you girls that dress and I just... 1100 00:49:33,877 --> 00:49:35,343 >> KHLOE: Okay, and I'm sorry. >> KRIS: Didn't expect... 1101 00:49:35,343 --> 00:49:37,343 I didn't even think it would mean that much to me until I 1102 00:49:37,343 --> 00:49:39,277 pulled it out of the box. I thought it was kind of funny. 1103 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:40,844 >> KHLOE: I just said I'm sorry because... 1104 00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:42,577 >> KRIS: I know. I don't mean to hurt your 1105 00:49:42,577 --> 00:49:44,644 feelings, so I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel 1106 00:49:44,644 --> 00:49:45,976 bad. >> KHLOE: I just wanted you to 1107 00:49:45,976 --> 00:49:48,510 know I didn't mean anything by it. 1108 00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:50,910 >> KRIS: All right. >> KHLOE: You have lip gloss on. 1109 00:49:50,910 --> 00:49:52,810 (smooch) >> KRIS: Everybody's stressed 1110 00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:56,610 out and, at the end of the day, it needs to be all about 1111 00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:58,844 Khloe. Going forward, I am going to 1112 00:49:58,844 --> 00:50:02,176 make sure that Khloe realizes that this wedding is going to be 1113 00:50:02,176 --> 00:50:05,976 all about her and not about me. >> KIM: Okay, I'll try it on for 1114 00:50:05,976 --> 00:50:07,943 you now. I want to make my mom happy, so 1115 00:50:07,943 --> 00:50:09,844 I'm going to see how the dress fits on me. 1116 00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:11,910 >> KHLOE: '70s! >> WOMAN: It was the '70s? 1117 00:50:11,910 --> 00:50:13,844 >> KRIS: 1978. >> KIM: ♪ The hills are 1118 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,677 alive... ♪ The Sound of 1119 00:50:15,677 --> 00:50:18,176 Music. (all laughing) 1120 00:50:18,176 --> 00:50:20,910 >> KIM: But I want to get married. 1121 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:24,443 >> KRIS: You could wear that dress. 1122 00:50:24,443 --> 00:50:27,710 Well, Khloe doesn't want to try my dress on, but Kim looks 1123 00:50:27,710 --> 00:50:30,510 beautiful in it, and it fits her like a glove. 1124 00:50:30,510 --> 00:50:32,943 >> KIM: Wait, you guys. Do you know that Rob asked 1125 00:50:32,943 --> 00:50:35,310 Adrienne to come with him as his date? 1126 00:50:35,310 --> 00:50:37,710 >> MALIKA: Why did he do that? >> KOURTNEY: Well, Khloe invited 1127 00:50:37,710 --> 00:50:41,410 her. >> MALIKA: No, no, no, that's 1128 00:50:41,410 --> 00:50:43,110 not... The discussion is Rob asked 1129 00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:47,043 would she, like, be his date. >> KIM: Rob asked Adrienne to be 1130 00:50:47,043 --> 00:50:49,810 his date for the wedding and she said that, you know, he can tag 1131 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:53,010 along with her and her friends. It's not looking too good for 1132 00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:54,644 Rob. That's not a date. 1133 00:50:54,644 --> 00:50:56,176 >> MALIKA: That's going to, like, kill Rob. 1134 00:50:56,176 --> 00:50:57,810 >> KHADIJA: That's convenient. I love Adrienne, but that's 1135 00:50:57,810 --> 00:51:00,343 convenient for her and it may hurt Rob later. 1136 00:51:00,343 --> 00:51:02,243 I don't like the idea. 1137 00:51:12,144 --> 00:51:14,443 >> SCOTT: How you doing, buddy? >> ROB: Adrienne hit me up 1138 00:51:14,443 --> 00:51:16,410 and was like, "Do you want to go to the wedding?" 1139 00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:18,210 You know? >> SCOTT: I can't believe 1140 00:51:18,210 --> 00:51:19,510 she's... >> ROB: But as friends, like 1141 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:20,977 with her... >> SCOTT: Amigos? 1142 00:51:20,977 --> 00:51:23,044 That's an absolute no. >> ROB: Yeah, well. 1143 00:51:23,044 --> 00:51:24,910 >> SCOTT: I mean, in that case, you might as well tape your 1144 00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:27,777 (bleep) back and make pretend you got a mangina on deck. 1145 00:51:27,777 --> 00:51:30,514 You'll go with me. You'll meet her at the wedding 1146 00:51:30,514 --> 00:51:33,910 on your own turf. I know Rob really cares about 1147 00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:37,077 Adrienne, cares about her feelings, but if he doesn't 1148 00:51:37,077 --> 00:51:39,344 watch what he's doing, he's going to end up as a complete 1149 00:51:39,344 --> 00:51:42,743 friend who looks completely desperate to her. 1150 00:51:42,743 --> 00:51:45,977 I think you could tell her whatever you really are feeling 1151 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:48,843 when you're there. I just don't think you need to 1152 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:51,344 put yourself out there and be calling her and trying to go to 1153 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:53,243 the wedding with her, with her friends. 1154 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:54,610 >> ROB: You know how crazy I... 1155 00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:56,410 >> SCOTT: It's not a date. I know you are, but please, just 1156 00:51:56,410 --> 00:51:58,177 let it happen. If you see her and things go 1157 00:51:58,177 --> 00:51:59,943 well and it's meant to be, it will. 1158 00:51:59,943 --> 00:52:01,277 >> ROB: All right. >> SCOTT: And I believe that it 1159 00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:03,010 could work out. >> ROB: Hopefully, she sees 1160 00:52:03,010 --> 00:52:05,344 the good in me and realizes I'm... 1161 00:52:05,344 --> 00:52:06,743 >> SCOTT: Well, you are a good guy. 1162 00:52:06,743 --> 00:52:08,260 >> ROB: Yeah. >> SCOTT: You unfortunately 1163 00:52:08,270 --> 00:52:11,943 broke up over reasons that were not great for you, but if you 1164 00:52:11,943 --> 00:52:14,743 really are a good guy and want to change, I'm sure she would be 1165 00:52:14,743 --> 00:52:18,077 willing to take you back. You just have to be a gentleman. 1166 00:52:18,077 --> 00:52:19,444 >> ROB: Kourtney took you back. 1167 00:52:19,444 --> 00:52:21,310 >> SCOTT: Well, you... Don't compare yourself to me. 1168 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,643 >> ROB: Scott really does have a good point about going to 1169 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:27,743 the wedding with the guys and my best bet is to just see Adrienne 1170 00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:30,377 at the wedding and see what happens. 1171 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:32,453 >> SCOTT: Done. You're coming with me, then. 1172 00:52:32,473 --> 00:52:38,143 >> ROB: Fine. >> SCOTT: Mazel. 1173 00:52:40,723 --> 00:52:43,270 >> KRIS: Okay, Lamar and Khloe are going to be here in five 1174 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,457 minutes, you guys. Five minutes. 1175 00:52:45,477 --> 00:52:47,844 This is an important night. This is the first time that 1176 00:52:47,844 --> 00:52:49,910 Lamar is going to have dinner with us as a family. 1177 00:52:49,910 --> 00:52:53,143 He's... This is a lot of drama for 1178 00:52:53,143 --> 00:52:57,443 somebody to take in on a first night, okay? 1179 00:52:57,443 --> 00:52:59,477 >> KIM: ...with a driver to take me to the wedding. 1180 00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:00,877 Um... >> KRIS: Of course you are. 1181 00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:02,677 I, like, don't even get that you're talking about Rolls 1182 00:53:02,677 --> 00:53:06,210 Royces and I need to cook dinner. 1183 00:53:06,210 --> 00:53:08,343 >> KIM: Everyone is stressing out about tonight. 1184 00:53:08,343 --> 00:53:10,477 Bruce and Lamar have never met. It's going to be their first 1185 00:53:10,477 --> 00:53:13,477 time at dinner and I just hope it goes well. 1186 00:53:13,477 --> 00:53:17,543 (sizzling) >> BRUCE: Oh, that one's done. 1187 00:53:17,543 --> 00:53:19,910 >> KRIS: Hi! Hi! How are you? 1188 00:53:19,910 --> 00:53:21,543 >> KYLIE: Can I get you something to drink? 1189 00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:23,044 >> KIM: Hold on. I don't want anybody to get 1190 00:53:23,044 --> 00:53:24,443 burned. >> KIM: Hi. 1191 00:53:24,443 --> 00:53:25,743 >> KRIS: Hi, doll. (smooching) 1192 00:53:25,743 --> 00:53:28,010 Mmm. (voice shaking) 1193 00:53:28,010 --> 00:53:31,143 I bet you need a hug. How are you? 1194 00:53:31,143 --> 00:53:35,376 >> BRUCE: This is the first time I'm going to meet Lamar. 1195 00:53:35,376 --> 00:53:36,810 This is going to be a tough one for me. 1196 00:53:36,810 --> 00:53:39,944 I mean, this is really hard to welcome this guy into my home. 1197 00:53:39,944 --> 00:53:42,243 I don't even know him. (sighs) 1198 00:53:42,243 --> 00:53:45,143 And he's marrying Khloe. >> LAMAR: His middle name was 1199 00:53:45,143 --> 00:53:48,276 Christopher and I think that's what you should go with... 1200 00:53:48,276 --> 00:53:53,044 >> KRIS: Sorry, Brucey. >> KIM: Sorry, Bruce. 1201 00:53:53,044 --> 00:53:54,710 >> LAMAR: You want me to get you a plate, Bruce? 1202 00:53:54,710 --> 00:53:57,210 You sure? All right, all right. 1203 00:53:57,210 --> 00:53:59,310 >> KHLOE: Bruce is being so rude to Lamar. 1204 00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:01,810 He doesn't even shake his hand when he arrives and he doesn't 1205 00:54:01,810 --> 00:54:06,610 even introduce himself at the dinner table. 1206 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:09,110 Bruce's reaction to my engagement was not good. 1207 00:54:09,110 --> 00:54:12,877 No one is going to mess this up. I'm in love with Lamar and it's 1208 00:54:12,897 --> 00:54:14,046 just not going to happen that way. 1209 00:54:31,886 --> 00:54:34,277 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> LAMAR: Would you marry me? 1210 00:54:34,277 --> 00:54:36,110 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KRIS: Yay! 1211 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,977 >> BRUCE: Get back. Get into the house. 1212 00:54:37,977 --> 00:54:42,210 (Khloe gasps) >> KIM: Khloe has asked Rob to 1213 00:54:42,210 --> 00:54:45,133 walk her down the aisle, but you know, Bruce raised Khloe. 1214 00:54:45,153 --> 00:54:48,487 It's going to create a huge, huge problem between her and 1215 00:54:48,507 --> 00:54:50,543 Bruce down the road. 1216 00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:05,310 >> KHLOE: What questions? He doesn't know any answers. 1217 00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:07,243 >> BRUCE: No, I got to... No, wait a second. 1218 00:55:07,243 --> 00:55:09,643 About the wedding... >> KIM: Do you have... 1219 00:55:09,643 --> 00:55:13,477 You don't have a brother. >> LAMAR: No. 1220 00:55:15,477 --> 00:55:18,544 I'm an only child. I'm an only child. 1221 00:55:18,544 --> 00:55:20,410 No, no. 1222 00:55:21,410 --> 00:55:23,143 >> BRUCE: When you were how old? >> LAMAR: My mother passed away 1223 00:55:23,143 --> 00:55:27,177 when I was 12. >> BRUCE: 12? 1224 00:55:27,177 --> 00:55:29,410 No way. >> LAMAR: Yeah, and my 1225 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:31,277 parents... 1226 00:55:52,577 --> 00:55:54,444 >> BRUCE: Yeah, yeah. 1227 00:55:57,010 --> 00:55:59,444 >> KHLOE: This is so weird. I'm overhearing some of Bruce's 1228 00:55:59,444 --> 00:56:02,410 and Lamar's conversation and they're really opening up to 1229 00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:04,277 each other. 1230 00:56:06,510 --> 00:56:08,377 >> LAMAR: Westchester County. 1231 00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,577 Wow. >> KHLOE: I hear them talking 1232 00:56:13,577 --> 00:56:16,410 about the Olympics and talking about their family history and 1233 00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:18,776 it's just getting deep, which I'm surprised Bruce is 1234 00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:20,710 going all in with Lamar. >> BRUCE: You know, getting in 1235 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:21,910 the game and and being competitive. 1236 00:56:21,910 --> 00:56:23,710 It's about doing the work when nobody's watching. 1237 00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:25,110 >> LAMAR: Yeah. >> BRUCE: You know, it's about 1238 00:56:25,110 --> 00:56:27,277 pushing yourself. It's about driving yourself. 1239 00:56:27,277 --> 00:56:29,510 >> LAMAR: Right. >> KRIS: I look over and there's 1240 00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:32,610 Bruce and Lamar talking and sharing all these stories 1241 00:56:32,610 --> 00:56:39,077 together and they're, like, suddenly new BFFs. 1242 00:56:39,077 --> 00:56:44,544 >> LAMAR: Yes. Thank you, sir. 1243 00:56:44,544 --> 00:56:47,643 Thank you. >> BRUCE: So let's do it. 1244 00:56:47,643 --> 00:56:49,143 (girls laugh) >> KHLOE: Hear, hear. 1245 00:56:49,143 --> 00:56:51,377 >> BRUCE: All the way, babe. >> LAMAR: That's what it is. 1246 00:56:51,377 --> 00:56:53,843 >> BRUCE: Although I don't know Lamar yet, I have a lot 1247 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:56,377 of respect for him. I mean, he grew up in New York 1248 00:56:56,377 --> 00:56:59,277 in a very tough situation; lost his mom at a young age. 1249 00:56:59,277 --> 00:57:01,510 He's been through a lot. He's been extremely successful. 1250 00:57:01,510 --> 00:57:04,377 I mean, those are a lot of great qualities that any dad would 1251 00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:07,710 like to see in this situation, but, uh, I certainly don't think 1252 00:57:07,710 --> 00:57:09,510 they should get married right now. 1253 00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:12,100 That's kind of where I'm at. So it's gonna take more time 1254 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,320 for me to warm up. 1255 00:57:24,077 --> 00:57:26,077 >> LAMAR: Khloe... >> GIRL: That's okay. 1256 00:57:26,077 --> 00:57:28,344 You can interrupt the moment. >> LAMAR: Have you ever been 1257 00:57:28,344 --> 00:57:30,444 in love before? You ever been in love before? 1258 00:57:30,444 --> 00:57:33,676 >> KHLOE: Mm-mm. >> LAMAR: No? 1259 00:57:33,676 --> 00:57:35,143 >> KHLOE: Mm-mm. What is wrong with you? 1260 00:57:35,143 --> 00:57:37,043 >> GIRL: This makes it real. >> SCOTT: This ain't no joke. 1261 00:57:37,043 --> 00:57:41,610 (Malika gasps) >> LAMAR: Would you marry me? 1262 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:44,010 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. 1263 00:57:45,676 --> 00:57:52,277 >> MAN: You better hang on forever, Khlo. 1264 00:57:52,277 --> 00:57:57,910 >> Yay! >> GIRL: Wait, Khloe. 1265 00:57:57,910 --> 00:58:03,576 >> GIRL: Whoo! >> BOY: Mazel tov! 1266 00:58:09,776 --> 00:58:13,377 >> KIM: Khloe, it couldn't be... it could not be... 1267 00:58:13,377 --> 00:58:16,544 Khloe's ring is gorgeous. I'm sure in the back of her mind 1268 00:58:16,544 --> 00:58:18,977 she's always dreamed of a nice big ring. 1269 00:58:18,977 --> 00:58:24,143 She just has never expressed it the way some other people do. 1270 00:58:24,143 --> 00:58:27,010 But it's pretty huge and amazing. 1271 00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:28,510 >> KHLOE: Do you love the setting? 1272 00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:31,210 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. To see the look on Khloe's face 1273 00:58:31,210 --> 00:58:36,277 and her amazing diamond rock that she got, I mean, it's such 1274 00:58:36,277 --> 00:58:39,910 a magical moment, and I'm so glad that Lamar chose to share 1275 00:58:39,910 --> 00:58:41,610 it with everyone. >> KHLOE: I'm engaged! 1276 00:58:41,610 --> 00:58:47,477 >> LAMAR: I didn't have the right diamond. 1277 00:58:47,477 --> 00:58:51,243 Oh, mama... >> KHLOE: I feel very at peace, 1278 00:58:51,243 --> 00:58:53,410 very comfortable in my own skin. Very secure. 1279 00:58:53,410 --> 00:58:56,510 I'm literally in his sleep; every time he wakes up and he 1280 00:58:56,510 --> 00:58:59,077 moves, he tells me he loves me when he rolls over. 1281 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:01,544 That's just not what I've ever had before. 1282 00:59:01,544 --> 00:59:04,810 >> BRAD: Oh. Oh, my. >> BRUCE: Whoa. 1283 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:07,610 >> BRAD: Whoa, that's a rock. >> KHLOE: Yeah. 1284 00:59:07,610 --> 00:59:09,344 >> BRUCE: Congratulations. >> BRAD: Very nice. 1285 00:59:09,344 --> 00:59:14,077 >> KHLOE: I just got married. Now I can tell you! I'm engaged! 1286 00:59:14,077 --> 00:59:16,743 >> BRUCE: Now you can tell me 'cause you were gonna wait 1287 00:59:16,743 --> 00:59:18,610 for the ring! >> KHLOE: Yes, and now 1288 00:59:18,610 --> 00:59:20,676 you know why. >> BRUCE: The bottom line is 1289 00:59:20,676 --> 00:59:23,643 I respect Khloe's decision. It's her life, and I'll stand 1290 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:27,010 by her and be behind her and just absolutely hope 1291 00:59:27,010 --> 00:59:29,577 for the best. I want Khloe to be happy. 1292 00:59:29,577 --> 00:59:32,243 I want Lamar to be happy. That's all I'm trying to do. 1293 00:59:32,243 --> 00:59:34,577 And hit the golf ball straight once in a while, too. 1294 00:59:34,577 --> 00:59:36,477 Hasta la vista. >> LAMAR: Bye. 1295 00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:39,477 >> KIM: Bye, guys. You can go home and bone now 1296 00:59:39,477 --> 00:59:42,477 that you have your bling. >> KHLOE: We're not allowed 1297 00:59:42,477 --> 00:59:44,377 to bone. He's holding out on me until 1298 00:59:44,377 --> 00:59:45,843 the wedding night. >> Use that thing! 1299 00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:48,510 >> KIM: We love you guys. See you later. 1300 00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:50,643 (Scott laughs) 1301 01:00:00,643 --> 01:00:02,477 >> KHLOE: Got a little carried away. 1302 01:00:02,477 --> 01:00:05,110 Kim and Kourtney decided to throw me a bachelorette party, 1303 01:00:05,110 --> 01:00:08,477 which I never wanted. I specifically said, "I do not 1304 01:00:08,577 --> 01:00:14,544 want a bachelorette party." >> ALL: Whoo! 1305 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:20,677 >> KIM/KOURTNEY: Yay! >> KHLOE: Oh, I love... 1306 01:00:20,677 --> 01:00:23,544 (silverware tinkles on glass) >> MALIKA: Okay, so, I'm 1307 01:00:23,544 --> 01:00:27,143 thinking the best thing that we can do now is go around and 1308 01:00:27,143 --> 01:00:29,577 tell a really funny story about Khloe. 1309 01:00:29,577 --> 01:00:34,310 >> KIM: So, I remember we were, I took you on your favorite 1310 01:00:34,310 --> 01:00:36,943 vacation ever. >> KHLOE: Oh, Africa? 1311 01:00:36,943 --> 01:00:39,410 >> KIM: To Africa. >> KRIS: A 22-hour flight with 1312 01:00:39,410 --> 01:00:41,843 Kim and Reggie was not fun. >> KIM: A 22-hour flight. 1313 01:00:41,843 --> 01:00:44,776 >> KHLOE: During the breakup, sitting on, like, a confined 1314 01:00:44,776 --> 01:00:46,976 area is not fun. >> KIM: 22 hours, and we were, 1315 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:49,377 like, there was one point where I was crying on the plane, 1316 01:00:49,377 --> 01:00:51,677 fighting. >> KHLOE: Not crying; (screams) 1317 01:00:51,677 --> 01:00:54,810 screaming, crying, and I'm, like, "We're in first class. 1318 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:57,544 Please be quiet, please?" And she goes, "I don't care if 1319 01:00:57,544 --> 01:00:59,644 anyone can hear me! I don't care!" 1320 01:00:59,644 --> 01:01:02,343 >> KIM: It was the most torturous trip ever, and I 1321 01:01:02,343 --> 01:01:06,610 really feel like within a year, I mean, within a month, so much 1322 01:01:06,610 --> 01:01:09,410 has changed. Like, I feel like our roles 1323 01:01:09,410 --> 01:01:11,776 have reversed. And it's really cool, and I'm 1324 01:01:11,776 --> 01:01:14,043 really, really happy for you. >> KHLOE: Thanks, Joji. 1325 01:01:14,043 --> 01:01:17,077 >> KIM: And now you have a man that'll take you on better 1326 01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:19,976 vacations than my torturous trips I bring you on. 1327 01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:22,610 >> KHLOE: Seriously. >> KIM: I apologize in public. 1328 01:01:22,610 --> 01:01:24,710 >> KHLOE: Your trip was fun. Here. 1329 01:01:24,710 --> 01:01:28,743 >> KIM: Thank you. I am so happy for Khloe. 1330 01:01:28,743 --> 01:01:32,610 This is such an exciting time. And I know that Khloe has kinda 1331 01:01:32,610 --> 01:01:36,810 held back on sharing her love for Lamar 'cause she knows that 1332 01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:40,243 I'm a little bit sad about Reggie, but it has nothing to do 1333 01:01:40,243 --> 01:01:42,010 with that now. This is Khloe's time. 1334 01:01:42,010 --> 01:01:46,310 And I'm so happy for her. >> Yay, Khloe! 1335 01:01:46,310 --> 01:01:50,177 (all cheering) >> KRIS: All right, girls, 1336 01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:56,444 we're going to the room. Let's go. 1337 01:01:56,444 --> 01:02:00,943 >> KHLOE: Whoo-hoo! >> KRIS: I have vodka! 1338 01:02:00,943 --> 01:02:04,077 >> KHLOE: Who would actually bake something like that? 1339 01:02:04,077 --> 01:02:07,143 >> KRIS: I don't think moms are supposed to go to bachelorette 1340 01:02:07,143 --> 01:02:10,577 parties, and there's a reason for that: no mom should have 1341 01:02:10,577 --> 01:02:13,510 to look at all these penises. >> KIM: What do you think this 1342 01:02:13,510 --> 01:02:16,544 means at a bachelorette party? (girls squeals) 1343 01:02:16,544 --> 01:02:21,610 (knocking) >> KHLOE: Get the door. 1344 01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:26,677 (girls screaming) For the last time it's gonna 1345 01:02:26,677 --> 01:02:28,843 be Khloe Kardashian. I'm just excited. 1346 01:02:28,843 --> 01:02:31,410 I just want to be married. >> ALL: You're getting 1347 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:34,610 married tomorrow! >> KOURTNEY: When it is true 1348 01:02:34,610 --> 01:02:38,050 love, you just know. (wedding march playing) 1349 01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:47,210 >> KIM: Okay, guys, what do you think this means at a 1350 01:02:47,210 --> 01:02:48,977 bachelorette party? (girls squeal) 1351 01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:51,577 (knocking) >> MALIKA: Hi. 1352 01:02:51,577 --> 01:02:53,776 >> MAN: How you doing, sweetie? >> MALIKA: Oh, "sweetie." 1353 01:02:53,776 --> 01:02:56,210 I'm good. How are you? >> MAN: What's wrong with this 1354 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,077 this picture? There's nothing but ladies 1355 01:02:58,077 --> 01:03:01,010 in here. >> KIM: If I ever have a 1356 01:03:01,010 --> 01:03:03,910 bachelorette party, my mom is definitely not coming. 1357 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:05,810 ♪ ♪ 1358 01:03:09,743 --> 01:03:12,143 >> KRIS: In my day, we had wedding showers. 1359 01:03:12,143 --> 01:03:15,177 It was really civilized. Now it's just wrong. 1360 01:03:15,177 --> 01:03:20,310 Thanks, but no thanks. I am outta here. 1361 01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:23,043 >> KHLOE: Those are tight little panties you got on, huh? 1362 01:03:23,043 --> 01:03:24,676 >> MAN: They are. >> KOURTNEY: I think we're 1363 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,277 definitely all getting the impression this man is not much 1364 01:03:27,277 --> 01:03:31,377 of a stripper, and he's more a men's go-go dancer. 1365 01:03:31,377 --> 01:03:33,147 (screams) (Kim and Khloe scream) 1366 01:03:39,977 --> 01:03:43,210 >> KIM: I'm all about having a good time, but this guy, this 1367 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,610 stripper, is just way too close for comfort. 1368 01:03:45,610 --> 01:03:48,277 He just really grosses me out. >> KHLOE: You can stay as long 1369 01:03:48,277 --> 01:03:50,043 as we can play this game with you. 1370 01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:53,910 And if you don't want to do ring toss, then you can't stay. 1371 01:03:53,910 --> 01:03:58,550 >> No, no, by all means, play. Play, by all means. 1372 01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:07,043 >> KHLOE: How are you gonna dance with this belly 1373 01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:09,510 in the way? >> KOURTNEY: Being at Khloe's 1374 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:13,043 wedding rehearsal is definitely making this all seem so real. 1375 01:04:13,043 --> 01:04:17,344 The day before the wedding, we're all getting really exited. 1376 01:04:17,344 --> 01:04:19,776 >> SHARON: Ladies and gentlemen... 1377 01:04:19,776 --> 01:04:22,577 >> WOMAN: The faster we listen to Sharon, the faster we can 1378 01:04:22,577 --> 01:04:24,676 have a little cocktail. >> SHARON: So what's gonna 1379 01:04:24,676 --> 01:04:27,743 happen is you're gonna come down the aisle, and then the 1380 01:04:27,743 --> 01:04:30,210 bridesmaids are coming up these stairs. 1381 01:04:30,210 --> 01:04:35,477 The groomsmen are walking up these stairs, okay? 1382 01:04:35,477 --> 01:04:38,810 On the right are the groomsmen. On the left are the bridesmaids. 1383 01:04:38,810 --> 01:04:40,910 Got it? >> WOMAN: Got it. 1384 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:44,977 >> SHARON: And now... >> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna give you 1385 01:04:44,977 --> 01:04:49,544 a high five on that. >> SHARON: We bring Khloe. 1386 01:04:49,544 --> 01:04:51,876 Faster, faster. >> KIM: Khloe has asked Rob 1387 01:04:51,876 --> 01:04:54,177 to walk her down the aisle at her wedding, and... 1388 01:04:54,177 --> 01:04:57,077 I just... I don't know. I don't really think that it's 1389 01:04:57,077 --> 01:04:59,710 the best thing. You know, Bruce raised Khloe, 1390 01:04:59,710 --> 01:05:02,310 so he's definitely more of a father figure. 1391 01:05:02,310 --> 01:05:05,410 >> MAN: So who will have the rings? 1392 01:05:05,410 --> 01:05:07,943 >> KHLOE: Okay, Kourtney 'cause Kim will probably steal mine, 1393 01:05:07,943 --> 01:05:10,577 so I'll hold this. >> KOURTNEY: Can I keep the ring 1394 01:05:10,577 --> 01:05:12,544 down my boob? >> MAN: Whatever you want. 1395 01:05:12,544 --> 01:05:15,676 >> KOURTNEY: What if I had it in my vagine and I had to 1396 01:05:15,676 --> 01:05:21,870 get it out? >> KHLOE: Ew! Pregnant vagina? 1397 01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:34,010 >> KHLOE: Oh, it's so pretty. Flowers. 1398 01:05:34,010 --> 01:05:36,544 >> LAMAR: My favorite, favorite, favorite. 1399 01:05:36,544 --> 01:05:38,977 >> KRIS: Oh, it's so pretty. Look how nice they did it. 1400 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:43,410 Wow. It's wedding rehearsal dinner at The Lobster, which is 1401 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:45,477 Lamar's favorite restaurant in Los Angeles. 1402 01:05:45,477 --> 01:05:52,010 >> MJ: Hi. >> LAMAR: Hi. 1403 01:05:52,010 --> 01:05:54,377 >> KRIS: It really feels wonderful to have the whole 1404 01:05:54,377 --> 01:05:57,477 family together again tonight. And it means so much to Khloe 1405 01:05:57,477 --> 01:06:00,643 to have all of us supporting her, loving her, and we're so 1406 01:06:00,643 --> 01:06:04,477 happy for her. >> KHLOE: Excuse me, excuse me. 1407 01:06:04,477 --> 01:06:09,210 Thank you, everyone, for coming. I know this has been thrown 1408 01:06:09,210 --> 01:06:13,077 together in ten days. (chuckles) 1409 01:06:13,077 --> 01:06:15,676 Um, so, and my mother helped a thousand percent. 1410 01:06:15,676 --> 01:06:18,210 This could not have been done without my mom. 1411 01:06:18,210 --> 01:06:21,776 Mom, Lamar and I wanted to give you a present just to say 1412 01:06:21,776 --> 01:06:27,643 "Thank you." (all cheer) 1413 01:06:27,643 --> 01:06:29,977 For all your support, for supporting us, being happy 1414 01:06:29,977 --> 01:06:31,544 for us. I know you haven't 1415 01:06:31,544 --> 01:06:33,477 been sleeping. I know all of that, and we 1416 01:06:33,477 --> 01:06:36,277 appreciate it because we know this is right and what we want 1417 01:06:36,277 --> 01:06:39,177 to do, and we love that you have been encouraging the 1418 01:06:39,177 --> 01:06:45,776 entire way. (all cheering) 1419 01:06:45,776 --> 01:06:47,610 >> KRIS: Thank you so much. 1420 01:06:49,544 --> 01:06:52,344 >> KHLOE: I really want to thank my mom for putting this 1421 01:06:52,344 --> 01:06:53,743 entire wedding together in nine days. 1422 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,110 I mean, just this dress rehearsal dinner alone, 1423 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,444 it's amazing. >> GIRL: What a big party! 1424 01:06:58,444 --> 01:07:02,010 >> KRIS: It's a birthday party. This is in honor of Kathy, 1425 01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:04,843 everybody-- Lamar's mom. This is the anniversary of 1426 01:07:04,843 --> 01:07:07,876 her birthday, and we felt that it was really important... 1427 01:07:07,876 --> 01:07:09,910 >> LAMAR: That's a big-time cake. 1428 01:07:09,910 --> 01:07:12,410 >> KRIS: ...as Lamar's new family and support team that we 1429 01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:15,710 are also embracing Kathy. And tonight, we just want 1430 01:07:15,710 --> 01:07:18,210 to wish her a happy birthday. The most important person in 1431 01:07:18,210 --> 01:07:22,510 Lamar's life is his mom Kathy, and Kathy passed away when he 1432 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:25,943 was about 12 years old. And I thought that would be 1433 01:07:25,943 --> 01:07:29,310 a nice way for Lamar to know that we are so sensitive 1434 01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:32,776 to the people that are so important to him, and that he's 1435 01:07:32,776 --> 01:07:37,514 lost, just like Khloe lost her dad. 1436 01:07:42,344 --> 01:07:44,477 >> LAMAR: That's the one thing that people don't know. 1437 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:49,743 So that was the, like, the draw. 1438 01:07:49,743 --> 01:07:54,444 >> BRUCE: Can I have everybody's attention here for one second? 1439 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,510 One second? >> KHLOE: First, I never 1440 01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:01,210 expected Bruce to even say something. 1441 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:04,210 I just feel like Bruce is kinda like the more silent guy who's 1442 01:08:04,210 --> 01:08:06,377 just, like, "Whatever." He just kinda rolls with 1443 01:08:06,377 --> 01:08:07,710 the punches. >> BRUCE: Um... 1444 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:10,544 And sometimes, like, Khloe, and people that are young don't 1445 01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:12,077 realize truly what this commitment is. 1446 01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:14,776 I know maybe I shouldn't say anything, but sometimes you 1447 01:08:14,776 --> 01:08:17,210 just have to. And there's something I gotta 1448 01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:19,210 to get off my chest right now. 1449 01:08:22,277 --> 01:08:24,477 >> SCOTT: Do you miss Rob? >> ADRIENNE: (laughing) 1450 01:08:24,477 --> 01:08:26,676 >> SCOTT: 'Cause we all miss you, Adrienne. 1451 01:08:26,676 --> 01:08:33,450 >> ROB: I haven't spoken to her >> BRUCE: Can I have everybody's 1452 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:41,642 attention here for one second? >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. 1453 01:08:41,643 --> 01:08:43,444 >> MAN: We got a winner like Bruce Jenner. 1454 01:08:43,444 --> 01:08:46,810 >> BRUCE: One second. Khloe, you came into my life 1455 01:08:46,810 --> 01:08:50,444 when you were five, just turning six years old. 1456 01:08:50,444 --> 01:08:55,377 Um, and I have to admit, maybe because you were the younger one 1457 01:08:55,377 --> 01:08:57,943 and everything, but I think throughout the years, we have 1458 01:08:57,943 --> 01:09:02,943 had a very special relationship. (voice breaking): The one person 1459 01:09:02,943 --> 01:09:09,776 that's missing here tonight-- I know who's looking down on you 1460 01:09:09,776 --> 01:09:13,277 and smiling-- that's your dad. 1461 01:09:16,843 --> 01:09:18,710 >> KHLOE: Don't cry. 1462 01:09:24,977 --> 01:09:29,910 >> BRUCE: Um, about two weeks before your dad passed away, 1463 01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:32,843 I talked to him. And I told him, I said, "Hey, 1464 01:09:32,843 --> 01:09:35,910 look, if I was in your position," I said, "what would 1465 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:40,377 really bother me, is not about me, it would be about my 1466 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:44,610 children." And I told him I would always be 1467 01:09:44,610 --> 01:09:50,310 there for you kids. And I hope I have. 1468 01:09:52,310 --> 01:09:56,377 Which brings me to Lamar. We've known each other a few 1469 01:09:56,377 --> 01:09:59,344 days now. (laughter) 1470 01:09:59,344 --> 01:10:03,410 And, uh, of course you can understand any father's concern 1471 01:10:03,410 --> 01:10:06,010 when his daughter comes up to him and says, "I've known this 1472 01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:08,344 guy a month and we're getting married in a week." 1473 01:10:08,344 --> 01:10:11,843 But I just want to say that, just in the few days, in the 1474 01:10:11,843 --> 01:10:15,610 time that I've had a chance to spend with you, I think Khloe's 1475 01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:19,810 made a wonderful decision. So I said to her father that I'd 1476 01:10:19,810 --> 01:10:24,377 always take care of her. Now she's your responsibility. 1477 01:10:24,377 --> 01:10:28,817 And good luck, big guy. (applause) 1478 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:35,477 >> KHLOE: I have never seen Bruce cry in my life. 1479 01:10:35,477 --> 01:10:37,577 I don't think anyone has. To see Bruce cry and see Bruce 1480 01:10:37,577 --> 01:10:40,544 get that emotional and that choked up about everything, it 1481 01:10:40,544 --> 01:10:44,110 just... it meant so much to me. And okay, like, Bruce would 1482 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:46,210 never do that if he didn't like Lamar. 1483 01:10:46,210 --> 01:10:48,710 Bruce would never put himself out there if he didn't agree 1484 01:10:48,710 --> 01:10:50,943 with the situation. He might not have agreed with it 1485 01:10:50,943 --> 01:10:53,510 at first, but Bruce definitely came around. 1486 01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:57,910 >> KRIS: Give me a kiss. You're a good daddy. 1487 01:10:57,910 --> 01:11:00,344 >> BRUCE: All right. >> KOURTNEY: Bye. 1488 01:11:00,344 --> 01:11:04,444 >> KIM: See you tomorrow. >> KHLOE: Can I talk to you a 1489 01:11:04,444 --> 01:11:06,676 second? >> BRUCE: Yeah. 1490 01:11:06,676 --> 01:11:09,344 >> KHLOE: Um, I think you've done such a good job at not 1491 01:11:09,344 --> 01:11:12,177 trying to force being the dad role on us... that you've done 1492 01:11:12,177 --> 01:11:15,110 such a good job at letting it gradually just happen. 1493 01:11:15,110 --> 01:11:17,544 And I don't think we've really given you credit for that. 1494 01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:20,277 You're someone in my life that I've known since I've been five, 1495 01:11:20,277 --> 01:11:23,510 and that has been, even if it's said or not, been an incredibly 1496 01:11:23,510 --> 01:11:27,477 strong male figure in my life, which we don't have many of. 1497 01:11:27,477 --> 01:11:31,043 And uh, we don't, I think, treat you with enough respect, as one 1498 01:11:31,043 --> 01:11:34,510 of our father figures. You're just such a strong man in 1499 01:11:34,510 --> 01:11:37,676 that way, which you deserve a lot of credit for, that I don't 1500 01:11:37,676 --> 01:11:41,077 think you get. But, um, what I wanted to know 1501 01:11:41,077 --> 01:11:44,676 is if... I thought it over, and if you would be willing to walk 1502 01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:48,477 me down the aisle tomorrow. >> BRUCE: I would be nothing but 1503 01:11:48,477 --> 01:11:50,743 honored... >> KHLOE: Thank you, Bruce. 1504 01:11:50,743 --> 01:11:53,243 >> BRUCE: ...to walk my little Khloe the aisle. 1505 01:11:53,243 --> 01:11:54,810 >> KHLOE: Yay. Thank you. 1506 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:57,177 >> BRUCE: Yay. 1507 01:12:01,610 --> 01:12:03,743 >> MALIKA: Are you going to cry? >> KHLOE: I think I'll probably 1508 01:12:03,743 --> 01:12:05,710 cry. But when everyone is... 1509 01:12:05,710 --> 01:12:07,743 >> KIM: I would not cry at my wedding 'cause I would ruin my 1510 01:12:07,743 --> 01:12:09,676 makeup. Like, you can't go through all 1511 01:12:09,676 --> 01:12:12,010 of that and then ruin all your makeup. 1512 01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:14,444 It's the night before the wedding and we're all in our big 1513 01:12:14,444 --> 01:12:17,977 suite just having our last real single girls' night. 1514 01:12:17,977 --> 01:12:19,910 >> KHLOE: Is it weird that I'm, like, not nervous? 1515 01:12:19,910 --> 01:12:22,710 >> MALIKA: I think it's normal. Everyone's reaction's different. 1516 01:12:22,710 --> 01:12:24,910 >> KHLOE: I'm completely fine today. 1517 01:12:24,910 --> 01:12:26,510 I don't feel nervous. I'm more excited. 1518 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,377 I'm more like, okay, I got to get there. 1519 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:30,310 I want to see the inside where the reception is. 1520 01:12:30,310 --> 01:12:32,876 I want to see all the flowers and just see him standing at the 1521 01:12:32,876 --> 01:12:35,043 end of the aisle. I'm just excited. 1522 01:12:35,043 --> 01:12:38,243 For the last time it's going to be Khloe Kardashian you guys are 1523 01:12:38,243 --> 01:12:40,310 sleeping with. >> KOURTNEY: I love you, Khloe 1524 01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:42,943 Kardashian. >> KIM: Good night, Khloe 1525 01:12:42,943 --> 01:12:45,344 Kardashian. >> KHLOE: Don't ruin my 1526 01:12:45,344 --> 01:12:47,344 spray tan. I'm just excited. 1527 01:12:47,344 --> 01:12:50,010 I just want to be married. >> KOURTNEY: You're getting 1528 01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:53,210 married! >> KIM: Kourt, you look huge in 1529 01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:54,943 a robe. >> KOURTNEY: Good. 1530 01:12:54,943 --> 01:12:56,710 >> KIM: Huge-- you look like Santa Claus. 1531 01:12:56,710 --> 01:12:59,910 >> KOURTNEY: Ho-ho-ho. I just thought I could do a 1532 01:12:59,910 --> 01:13:02,010 performance on Christmas Eve. >> KHLOE: Do you not think it's 1533 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:05,077 so weird how like, you're knocked up and I'm about to be 1534 01:13:05,077 --> 01:13:08,043 married? Miami cursed us. 1535 01:13:08,043 --> 01:13:09,943 Single sisters in Miami. Now it's... 1536 01:13:09,943 --> 01:13:11,577 >> KOURTNEY: That was like our goal in life. 1537 01:13:11,577 --> 01:13:13,710 >> KHLOE: But was... we like, fulfilled our goal and now 1538 01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:17,110 they're like, oh okay, now someone has to get pregnant and 1539 01:13:17,110 --> 01:13:20,344 someone has to go get married. >> KIM: I thought that both 1540 01:13:20,344 --> 01:13:22,143 would be me. >> KOURTNEY: And we thought 1541 01:13:22,143 --> 01:13:24,277 going there, we were like, we can't bring that... 1542 01:13:24,277 --> 01:13:25,910 >> KHLOE: Bore. >> KOURTNEY: ...that boring 1543 01:13:25,910 --> 01:13:29,410 bitch who has a boyfriend. >> KIM: Just a few months ago, 1544 01:13:29,410 --> 01:13:32,177 Kourtney and Khloe went off to Miami to go live this single, 1545 01:13:32,177 --> 01:13:36,043 crazy partying life. And I was, you know, Betty 1546 01:13:36,043 --> 01:13:39,676 Crocker at home in my few-year-long relationship. 1547 01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:42,177 And you know, they're back. Kourtney's pregnant; Khloe's 1548 01:13:42,177 --> 01:13:45,143 getting married; and I'm so happy for Kourtney and Khloe. 1549 01:13:45,143 --> 01:13:48,743 >> KOURTNEY: You're getting married tomorrow! 1550 01:13:48,743 --> 01:13:52,110 My baby is about to plop out. 1551 01:13:58,143 --> 01:13:59,776 >> KHLOE: Can we get this show on the road? 1552 01:13:59,776 --> 01:14:01,876 >> KOURTNEY: Like today is going to be the first day of the rest 1553 01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:04,110 of your life. >> KHLOE: The beginning to my 1554 01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:06,310 everything. >> KIM: You're getting married! 1555 01:14:06,310 --> 01:14:08,043 (cheering) 1556 01:14:17,510 --> 01:14:21,377 >> KRIS: Okay, everybody, listen up. 1557 01:14:21,377 --> 01:14:23,243 We have 35 minutes. 1558 01:14:30,243 --> 01:14:32,577 >> KHLOE: Miss Thing. >> KYLIE: Does Mom use this 1559 01:14:32,577 --> 01:14:34,550 stuff? >> KHLOE: I never use it. 1560 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:44,577 (doorbell ringing) >> KIM: Hello. 1561 01:14:44,577 --> 01:14:46,277 Yes, our dresses. >> MAN: How are you? 1562 01:14:46,277 --> 01:14:47,810 >> KIM: I think I'll just take them. 1563 01:14:47,810 --> 01:14:50,010 The morning of the wedding Khloe does get overwhelmed when 1564 01:14:50,010 --> 01:14:52,776 there's a lot of people around and so much going on that I 1565 01:14:52,776 --> 01:14:56,377 just wanted to let her know that this is your day and nothing 1566 01:14:56,377 --> 01:14:59,544 else matters but you. How does it feel to be, like, 1567 01:14:59,544 --> 01:15:04,143 queen of the day? >> KHLOE: I feel like this would 1568 01:15:04,143 --> 01:15:06,977 be, like, your dream. I really don't care. 1569 01:15:06,977 --> 01:15:09,610 Do you, like, wish you were queen of the day? 1570 01:15:09,610 --> 01:15:12,444 >> KIM: You know I don't, honey. >> KHLOE: I'm just excited. 1571 01:15:12,444 --> 01:15:14,444 Like, I'm just like, can we get this show on the road? 1572 01:15:14,444 --> 01:15:17,143 >> KIM: Today is going to be the first day of the rest of 1573 01:15:17,143 --> 01:15:19,377 your life. >> KHLOE: The beginning to my 1574 01:15:19,377 --> 01:15:22,977 everything. Word? 1575 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,010 >> KIM: Word. >> KRIS: To Khloe. 1576 01:15:25,010 --> 01:15:29,350 >> KIM: To Khloe. (cheering) 1577 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:53,743 >> KOURTNEY: I am in such a daze. 1578 01:15:53,743 --> 01:15:57,344 My heart is racing so fast. I'm so nervous. 1579 01:15:57,344 --> 01:16:00,210 Seeing it all come to life is so amazing. 1580 01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:05,077 The ten-piece orchestra and the flowers, everything. 1581 01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:07,943 >> KRIS: Wow, it's happening in moments. 1582 01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:10,377 We're all going to walk down the aisle. 1583 01:16:10,377 --> 01:16:14,477 And I haven't had a lot of time to digest the whole significance 1584 01:16:14,477 --> 01:16:17,010 of this moment. 1585 01:16:19,110 --> 01:16:22,943 >> KIM: It's just so surreal. A family friend lent Khloe their 1586 01:16:22,943 --> 01:16:24,810 house and it looks so gorgeous. 1587 01:16:28,743 --> 01:16:32,010 >> SHARON: Yeah, you can move it in more if you want. 1588 01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:33,910 All the way to the wall. No, that way. 1589 01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:35,910 You have a car in the front of the house? 1590 01:16:35,910 --> 01:16:37,977 You got to move 'em. They got to be gone. 1591 01:16:37,977 --> 01:16:44,544 Thank you, guys. (classical music playing) 1592 01:16:44,544 --> 01:16:46,710 >> SCOTT: So I noticed more and more guests getting to the 1593 01:16:46,710 --> 01:16:48,577 wedding, and then I noticed Adrienne. 1594 01:16:48,577 --> 01:16:51,143 I figured I'd go over and try to put in a good word for Rob, 1595 01:16:51,143 --> 01:16:53,610 'cause, let's be honest, he needs it. 1596 01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:55,710 They got a little pork chop over there? 1597 01:16:55,710 --> 01:16:57,277 >> ADRIENNE: Yes. >> SCOTT: We already know what 1598 01:16:57,277 --> 01:16:58,910 time it is. Adrienne. 1599 01:16:58,910 --> 01:17:00,344 >> ADRIENNE: Yes. >> SCOTT: I know you're here for 1600 01:17:00,344 --> 01:17:02,544 Rob and not just Khloe. >> ADRIENNE: I'm here for the 1601 01:17:02,544 --> 01:17:05,243 family. >> SCOTT: And the family better 1602 01:17:05,243 --> 01:17:07,810 known as Rob. Do you miss Rob? 1603 01:17:07,810 --> 01:17:10,310 >> ADRIENNE: (laughing) >> SCOTT: 'Cause we all miss 1604 01:17:10,310 --> 01:17:12,676 you, Adrienne. All aside, I'm happy you're 1605 01:17:12,676 --> 01:17:15,544 here, even if it's for Khloe. >> ADRIENNE: So when are you 1606 01:17:15,544 --> 01:17:17,477 getting married? >> SCOTT: Rob and you have to 1607 01:17:17,477 --> 01:17:19,344 tie the knot first. That was always the deal. 1608 01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:20,977 I can't believe you flew in for this. 1609 01:17:20,977 --> 01:17:22,310 >> ADRIENNE: Yes. >> SCOTT: Just for Rob. 1610 01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:24,676 >> ADRIENNE: It's a big occasion. 1611 01:17:24,676 --> 01:17:27,310 You're a (bleep). Get me a drink. 1612 01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:32,977 >> SCOTT: I'm not a bartender, Adrienne. 1613 01:17:32,977 --> 01:17:36,977 >> KHLOE: Veils are so ugly. >> MALIKA: Khloe, no, it's not. 1614 01:17:36,977 --> 01:17:39,610 >> KHLOE: Mom! Look, I look like I'm going to 1615 01:17:39,610 --> 01:17:41,010 go bee hunting. >> KIM: Bee hunting? 1616 01:17:41,010 --> 01:17:43,377 What are you talking about? >> KRIS: If you hate the veil, 1617 01:17:43,377 --> 01:17:45,710 don't wear the veil. >> KYLIE: No, Khloe, that looks 1618 01:17:45,710 --> 01:17:48,143 so pretty. >> BRUCE: How you guys doing? 1619 01:17:48,143 --> 01:17:52,210 >> GUEST: Good. How you doing? >> KHLOE: (high-pitched humming) 1620 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:54,577 There's a little anxiety. >> KIM: Don't worry. 1621 01:17:54,577 --> 01:17:56,010 Don't worry. Calm down. >> KHLOE: I need a mirror. 1622 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:57,743 >> KIM: Calm down. You look gorgeous. 1623 01:17:57,743 --> 01:18:00,310 >> KHLOE: Right foot first. >> KIM: Your dress is stunning. 1624 01:18:00,310 --> 01:18:01,876 >> MAN: Let's do it. >> KIM: Let's do it. 1625 01:18:01,876 --> 01:18:04,743 You're getting married! (cheering) 1626 01:18:04,743 --> 01:18:08,110 >> KHLOE: I'm standing in the guest house and I see my sisters 1627 01:18:08,110 --> 01:18:10,510 and everyone walking out one by one. 1628 01:18:10,510 --> 01:18:12,577 I'm like, losing each one. I'm like, okay, we're getting a 1629 01:18:12,577 --> 01:18:14,143 little bit closer and little bit closer. 1630 01:18:14,143 --> 01:18:16,010 I'm just getting more and more anxious. 1631 01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:18,843 I'm about to walk down the aisle and my heart is racing. 1632 01:18:18,843 --> 01:18:21,477 The last three weeks have gone by so fast. 1633 01:18:21,477 --> 01:18:23,577 I mean, now I'm getting married. I just can't believe I'm 1634 01:18:23,577 --> 01:18:25,444 actually doing this. 1635 01:18:30,477 --> 01:18:32,344 (wedding music begins) 1636 01:18:38,876 --> 01:18:41,510 >> KOURTNEY: I've never seen Khloe happier. 1637 01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:44,453 And I think when it is true (wedding music begins) 1638 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:56,810 >> OFFICIANT: Please rise. 1639 01:18:58,077 --> 01:18:59,943 (congregation aahing) 1640 01:19:17,010 --> 01:19:18,843 >> OFFICIANT: It's a joy to welcome each of you to this 1641 01:19:18,843 --> 01:19:22,676 sacred and joyful occasion as we celebrate the union of Khloe 1642 01:19:22,676 --> 01:19:26,377 and Lamar, and it's now my privilege to ask, "Who gives 1643 01:19:26,377 --> 01:19:28,743 this woman to be married to this man?" 1644 01:19:28,743 --> 01:19:32,010 >> BRUCE: My wife Kris and I. We do. 1645 01:19:32,010 --> 01:19:36,043 >> KRIS: Bruce must be so proud and excited. 1646 01:19:36,043 --> 01:19:39,977 He has looked forward to this moment for many, many years. 1647 01:19:39,977 --> 01:19:43,277 Oh! Delicious. >> OFFICIANT: I've had the 1648 01:19:43,277 --> 01:19:46,010 privilege of getting to know both of you a bit and I know the 1649 01:19:46,010 --> 01:19:49,610 hope that you have for a joy-filled journey through life 1650 01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:52,344 as husband and wife. >> ROB: For me to see my 1651 01:19:52,344 --> 01:19:55,843 sister so happy and, like, finally she found someone. 1652 01:19:55,843 --> 01:19:58,843 I definitely, definitely think that this will last. 1653 01:19:58,843 --> 01:20:01,310 >> OFFICIANT: So if you're ready, Lamar, if you'll take 1654 01:20:01,310 --> 01:20:04,410 your ring for Khloe. Place it on her finger and as 1655 01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:07,243 you do, please repeat after me. "I, Lamar..." 1656 01:20:07,243 --> 01:20:08,743 >> LAMAR: I, Lamar... >> OFFICIANT: "Give you this 1657 01:20:08,743 --> 01:20:10,377 ring." >> LAMAR: Give you this ring. 1658 01:20:10,377 --> 01:20:12,077 >> OFFICIANT: "As a promise and symbol." 1659 01:20:12,077 --> 01:20:13,810 >> LAMAR: As a promise and symbol... 1660 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,477 >> OFFICIANT: "Of my heart and faithfulness..." 1661 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:17,377 >> LAMAR: Of my heart and faithfulness. 1662 01:20:17,377 --> 01:20:19,344 >> OFFICIANT: "My love and commitment to you." 1663 01:20:19,344 --> 01:20:21,210 >> LAMAR: My love and commitment to you. 1664 01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:23,843 >> OFFICIANT: "When I'm angry, I will seek to be kind." 1665 01:20:23,843 --> 01:20:26,177 >> LAMAR: When I'm angry, I will seek to be kind. 1666 01:20:26,177 --> 01:20:28,444 >> OFFICIANT: "When we speak, I will be truthful." 1667 01:20:28,444 --> 01:20:30,477 >> LAMAR: When we speak, I will be truthful. 1668 01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:31,810 >> OFFICIANT: "And each day of my life..." 1669 01:20:31,810 --> 01:20:33,243 >> LAMAR: And each day of my life... 1670 01:20:33,243 --> 01:20:34,643 >> OFFICIANT: "I will be faithful to you." 1671 01:20:34,643 --> 01:20:36,243 >> LAMAR: I will be faithful to you. 1672 01:20:36,243 --> 01:20:39,210 >> OFFICIANT: Khloe, if you'll place your ring for Lamar on his 1673 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:41,444 finger, and as you do, repeat after me. 1674 01:20:41,444 --> 01:20:43,143 "I, Khloe..." >> KHLOE: I, Khloe... 1675 01:20:43,143 --> 01:20:44,377 >> OFFICIANT: "Give you this ring." 1676 01:20:44,377 --> 01:20:45,810 >> KHLOE: Give you this ring. >> OFFICIANT: "As a promise and 1677 01:20:45,810 --> 01:20:47,743 symbol." >> KHLOE: As a promise and 1678 01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:49,243 symbol. >> OFFICIANT: "Of my heart and 1679 01:20:49,243 --> 01:20:51,077 my faithfulness." >> KHLOE: Of my heart and my 1680 01:20:51,077 --> 01:20:52,510 faithfulness. >> OFFICIANT: "My love and 1681 01:20:52,510 --> 01:20:54,544 commitment to you." >> KHLOE: My love and commitment 1682 01:20:54,544 --> 01:20:56,310 to you. >> OFFICIANT: "When I'm angry, 1683 01:20:56,310 --> 01:20:58,310 I'll seek to be kind." >> KHLOE: When angry, I will 1684 01:20:58,310 --> 01:21:00,676 seek to be kind. >> OFFICIANT: "When we speak, 1685 01:21:00,676 --> 01:21:02,876 I will be truthful." >> KHLOE: When I speak, I will 1686 01:21:02,876 --> 01:21:04,377 be truthful. >> OFFICIANT: "And each day of 1687 01:21:04,377 --> 01:21:05,810 my life..." >> KHLOE: And each day of my 1688 01:21:05,810 --> 01:21:06,910 life... >> OFFICIANT: "I will be 1689 01:21:06,910 --> 01:21:08,310 faithful to you." >> KHLOE: I will be faithful to 1690 01:21:08,310 --> 01:21:09,544 you. >> OFFICIANT: Because of your 1691 01:21:09,544 --> 01:21:13,143 desire to build a marriage for the ages, because of the rings 1692 01:21:13,143 --> 01:21:18,243 you have given, from this day forward, you are husband and 1693 01:21:18,243 --> 01:21:22,356 wife. (cheering and applause) 1694 01:21:28,836 --> 01:21:33,330 >> KIM: Whoo! >> BRUCE: Khloe is married! 1695 01:21:39,410 --> 01:21:42,577 >> KOURTNEY: I've never seen Khloe happier and I think that 1696 01:21:42,577 --> 01:21:46,277 when it is true love, you just know. 1697 01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:48,110 (recessional plays) 1698 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:57,143 ♪ ♪ 1699 01:22:12,444 --> 01:22:14,876 >> ROB: I see Adrienne across the room and I haven't spoken to 1700 01:22:14,876 --> 01:22:17,910 her in about six months and it's just killing me and I need to 1701 01:22:17,910 --> 01:22:19,776 talk to her right now. 1702 01:22:21,344 --> 01:22:23,143 >> ROB: It is kind of awkward. 1703 01:22:23,143 --> 01:22:25,910 I'm just trying to make this situation as as comfortable 1704 01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:27,743 as possible. 1705 01:22:30,544 --> 01:22:32,243 >> EMCEE: Please welcome to the 1706 01:22:46,210 --> 01:22:47,410 >> ROB: Let me go say hi to my ex-girlfriend. 1707 01:22:47,410 --> 01:22:48,810 >> MAN: Good to see you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. 1708 01:22:48,810 --> 01:22:50,544 >> ROB: That's her right here. 1709 01:22:50,544 --> 01:22:52,410 ♪ ♪ 1710 01:22:54,510 --> 01:22:56,710 >> ROB: Beautiful Adrienne. >> ADRIENNE: Hi, baby. 1711 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,110 How are you? >> ROB: How you doing? 1712 01:22:58,110 --> 01:23:02,743 Adrienne looks beautiful and I'm actually a little intimidated by 1713 01:23:02,743 --> 01:23:04,610 her. 1714 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:13,510 >> ROB: At first it is kind of awkward and I'm just trying 1715 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:16,767 to make this situation as comfortable as possible. 1716 01:23:22,277 --> 01:23:24,544 >> EMCEE: Attention, party people in the place! 1717 01:23:24,544 --> 01:23:28,643 Would you please welcome to the floor your groom and your bride, 1718 01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:32,876 Mr. Lamar Odom and Miss Khloe Kardashian! 1719 01:23:32,876 --> 01:23:35,643 All right, given the ring, right? 1720 01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:37,377 Let's call her Khloe Odom! Let's go! 1721 01:23:37,377 --> 01:23:40,077 Give them a round of applause, y'all! 1722 01:23:40,077 --> 01:23:41,943 ♪ ♪ 1723 01:23:55,444 --> 01:23:58,544 >> KRIS: This room tonight is full of people that love and 1724 01:23:58,544 --> 01:24:02,143 adore Khloe and Lamar. I love you so much and I'm so 1725 01:24:02,143 --> 01:24:04,544 happy for you guys and you deserve it. 1726 01:24:04,544 --> 01:24:07,943 Daddy would be very proud of you. 1727 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:10,510 ♪ ♪ >> EMCEE: Give them a round of 1728 01:24:10,510 --> 01:24:13,454 applause, y'all. (cheering and applause) 1729 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:22,677 ♪ ♪ >> ADRIENNE: Oh! 1730 01:24:31,477 --> 01:24:33,943 >> ROB: You know, I'm trying to be as cool as possible with 1731 01:24:33,943 --> 01:24:36,577 Adrienne, friendly and funny and, you know, remind her of the 1732 01:24:36,577 --> 01:24:41,876 Robert that she used to love. >> EMCEE: All the single ladies. 1733 01:24:46,156 --> 01:24:49,270 >> ADRIENNE: Whoo! ♪ ♪ 1734 01:24:49,410 --> 01:24:52,177 >> ROB: And never did I ever think that I would be the guy 1735 01:24:52,177 --> 01:24:54,010 stuck with the purse. 1736 01:24:55,977 --> 01:24:59,043 I know that I have to prove to Adrienne that I truly deserve a 1737 01:24:59,043 --> 01:25:01,177 second chance and it's just going to take time. 1738 01:25:01,177 --> 01:25:04,043 It's not going to happen overnight. 1739 01:25:04,043 --> 01:25:06,477 Okay. >> EMCEE: Round of applause to 1740 01:25:06,477 --> 01:25:09,177 Jamie, y'all, our groom's best man. 1741 01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:12,110 >> JAMIE: We welcome Khloe to our family and, uh, all of you 1742 01:25:12,110 --> 01:25:14,077 here for Khloe and Lamar tonight. 1743 01:25:14,077 --> 01:25:16,510 12 years ago, Lamar's grandmother asked me to promise 1744 01:25:16,510 --> 01:25:20,610 her that I'll always, no matter what, watch over Lamar, take 1745 01:25:20,610 --> 01:25:22,843 care of him and always be there for him. 1746 01:25:22,843 --> 01:25:25,577 Lamar's mom passed away a few years earlier and he had no 1747 01:25:25,577 --> 01:25:28,977 brothers or sisters. So, tonight, Khloe, I ask you to 1748 01:25:28,977 --> 01:25:31,910 honor that very same promise to his grandmother, that you will 1749 01:25:31,910 --> 01:25:34,843 always support Lamar and stand by him because you have realized 1750 01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:38,977 very quickly what the rest of us already know: It's very easy 1751 01:25:38,977 --> 01:25:41,377 to love Lamar. God bless both of you on your 1752 01:25:41,377 --> 01:25:45,177 special night. (cheering and applause) 1753 01:25:45,177 --> 01:25:48,977 >> EMCEE: Thank you, Jamie. >> KHLOE: I see a different side 1754 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,377 of Lamar than I think a lot of people see. 1755 01:25:51,377 --> 01:25:53,544 So when he starts crying after his best man's speech, it 1756 01:25:53,544 --> 01:25:56,810 doesn't really surprise me. It just really makes me respect 1757 01:25:56,810 --> 01:25:59,676 him and I just really respect the man he is and I value his 1758 01:25:59,676 --> 01:26:02,910 heart and his mind and it's just... I mean, he's a beautiful 1759 01:26:02,910 --> 01:26:05,810 person. >> EMCEE: Now I'd like to 1760 01:26:05,810 --> 01:26:09,910 welcome Khloe's sisters and maids of honor, the beautiful 1761 01:26:09,910 --> 01:26:13,910 Kim and Kourtney Kardashian. Give them a round of applause. 1762 01:26:13,910 --> 01:26:15,643 >> KIM: We didn't really write anything. 1763 01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:19,243 >> KOURTNEY: We didn't write anything, but, um, in the short 1764 01:26:19,243 --> 01:26:23,577 time that we've known Lamar, we can already tell that he fits 1765 01:26:23,577 --> 01:26:26,876 into our family. >> KIM: 'Cause when you date one 1766 01:26:26,876 --> 01:26:28,710 of us, you kind of date the whole family, so... 1767 01:26:28,710 --> 01:26:31,310 >> KOURTNEY: And Lamar's excited to be dating all three of us. 1768 01:26:31,310 --> 01:26:34,776 (cheering) >> KIM: The reception is the 1769 01:26:34,776 --> 01:26:37,776 best part of this wedding. I mean, this is where, you know, 1770 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:40,843 we're really feeling the love that's you know, in this room 1771 01:26:40,843 --> 01:26:43,743 and it's all of our closest friends and family members. 1772 01:26:43,743 --> 01:26:47,310 And something that my dad does every single night at the dinner 1773 01:26:47,310 --> 01:26:50,876 table, we'd say what the peak of our day was and what the pit of 1774 01:26:50,876 --> 01:26:53,610 our day was, so the pit of our day... 1775 01:26:53,610 --> 01:26:55,544 I... You can take over. 1776 01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:58,310 You look prettiest. >> KOURTNEY: The pit is that our 1777 01:26:58,310 --> 01:27:01,776 dad isn't here, but the peak is seeing how happy Khloe is and 1778 01:27:01,776 --> 01:27:06,043 Lamar and how happy Lamar makes Khloe. 1779 01:27:06,043 --> 01:27:11,643 >> KIM: We love you guys. >> KOURTNEY: We love you guys. 1780 01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:13,510 ♪ ♪ 1781 01:27:20,210 --> 01:27:23,910 >> KOURTNEY: Khloe and Lamar, I wish you a life of health and 1782 01:27:23,910 --> 01:27:27,010 happiness. Get ready for Kim and I to come 1783 01:27:27,010 --> 01:27:28,876 sleep over at least once a week. 1784 01:27:33,143 --> 01:27:35,977 >> KIM: This is, by far, the best wedding I've ever been to. 1785 01:27:35,977 --> 01:27:39,344 We will always be here for you guys, no matter what, and I love 1786 01:27:39,344 --> 01:27:43,776 you very much and I cannot wait for this journey for you guys. 1787 01:27:43,776 --> 01:27:47,177 >> KRIS: I would like you all to join us in a very traditional 1788 01:27:47,177 --> 01:27:51,344 Armenian dance. I'm just really happy for you 1789 01:27:51,344 --> 01:27:54,843 and proud of you, Khloe. You're an amazing woman. 1790 01:27:54,843 --> 01:27:56,710 ♪ ♪ 1791 01:28:09,010 --> 01:28:11,843 Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 1792 01:28:11,843 --> 01:28:13,344 (shutters clicking) (dog barking) 1793 01:28:13,344 --> 01:28:15,577 Leave her alone! Oh, my God! 1794 01:28:15,577 --> 01:28:17,110 >> KHLOE: So, do you like this house? 1795 01:28:17,110 --> 01:28:18,610 >> LAMAR: What's the price? >> REALTOR: $5.9 million. 1796 01:28:18,610 --> 01:28:20,544 >> KHLOE: I think this is the house. 1797 01:28:20,544 --> 01:28:23,077 In the meantime, we can live in the car. 1798 01:28:23,077 --> 01:28:26,210 If you want your dress back, you will listen to the following 1799 01:28:26,210 --> 01:28:27,876 instructions. (Bruce laughing) 1800 01:28:27,876 --> 01:28:29,110 >> KRIS: I need my (bleep) dress! 1801 01:28:29,110 --> 01:28:31,177 >> BRUCE: I want my damn ATM card! 1802 01:28:31,177 --> 01:28:33,544 >> SCOTT: Lately, she's just been so up and down. 1803 01:28:33,544 --> 01:28:35,410 You know, we used to have sex every single day and now, it's 1804 01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:37,143 like... >> KOURTNEY: No. Leave. 1805 01:28:37,143 --> 01:28:38,977 >> SCOTT: I mean, I can't catch a break. 1806 01:28:38,977 --> 01:28:43,010 into it yet. 1807 01:28:43,010 --> 01:28:45,310 (screaming) >> KYLIE: Go to your room! 1808 01:28:45,310 --> 01:28:47,277 >> ROB: I am freaking out right now. 1809 01:28:47,277 --> 01:28:49,544 It hurts. >> DOCTOR: You do not want this 1810 01:28:49,544 --> 01:28:53,410 to be the last erection you ever have. 1811 01:28:53,410 --> 01:28:55,910 >> KHLOE: Scrawny little bitch! >> KIM: You guys make me feel 1812 01:28:55,910 --> 01:28:58,444 like I'm the ones that have to (bleep) get married and have a 1813 01:28:58,444 --> 01:29:00,043 baby. I'm fine! 1814 01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:02,410 It's just lie after lie. I have a stalker. 1815 01:29:02,410 --> 01:29:04,243 >> KRIS: You should not go home, Kim. 1816 01:29:04,243 --> 01:29:06,843 This is your life. What the (bleep) are you doing? 1817 01:29:06,843 --> 01:29:08,876 >> BRUCE: This is about as dumb as you've gotten. 1818 01:29:08,876 --> 01:29:10,776 >> SCOTT: I'll either call the police or you don't spend time 1819 01:29:10,776 --> 01:29:12,043 with her. >> KHLOE: Oh, come on. 1820 01:29:12,043 --> 01:29:13,210 He's brainwashing you.