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(ENGINE CHUGGING)
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(TRAIN HOOTING)
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Budapest.
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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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(IN FALSETTO) Oop, here you go.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm the humans.
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(BOY WHIMPERING)
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Psst. Drac.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no, not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me when I tell you,
there are monsters hiding amongst you!
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(LOUD CLUCKING)
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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(YOWLING)
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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(YELPING)
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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MURRAY SCREAMING)
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you, monster, are a...
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(HIGH-PITCHED) Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you for all eternity!
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(SCREAMS)
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I swear I will never rest
until I destroy you... (GROANS)
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And... (YELPS)
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Every... (GROANS)
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing... (GROANS)
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I... (GRUNTS)
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Ever... (GROANS)
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Do!
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows, maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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- (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
- (BAND MOANING MELODY)
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GUESTS: Hmm?
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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)
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(SHUSHING) It's okay.
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Oh, when is this thing starting?
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Aw, you made them cry, Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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WAYNE: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry.
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)
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Any second, your beautiful bride
is going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming.
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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her.
I'm sure everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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(HISSING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yep, everything is fine here.
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(SOBBING)
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care of everything.
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The wedding is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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- (CRYING)
- I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter where you come from
or how different you are.
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A Zing only happens once in your life,
and you have to cherish it.
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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Aw.
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You're right! Thank you!
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(GRUNTING) Okay. All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay. (FORCED CHUCKLE)
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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- (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
- (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought
we locked him in his room.
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We did!
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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!
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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying, so we let him out.
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(BARKING)
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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(TINKLES WHINING)
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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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(STAMMERS)
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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MAVIS: Dennis...
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Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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- (GASPS)
- Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- I'm in love
- I'm in love with a monster
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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- (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING)
- CROWD: Aw!
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JONATHAN: The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them on the dance floor.
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Always and forever
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FEMALE MONSTER: Care to dance?
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Each moment with you
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- GRIFFIN: Is that her?
- Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's my right arm's cousin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.
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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)
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We're arm cousins, twice removed.
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DRACULA: Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both single,
we might hit it off, maybe go on a date?
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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh, it's just that, eh...
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- (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)
- Whoa!
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The DJ booth is a sacred space!
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(GIGGLES) I love this song!
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(GIGGLING)
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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(DEEP GROWL)
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your concern,
but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once, and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone
to Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel,
and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Um, did you guys hear that?
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He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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(BEEPS)
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING)
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Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing.
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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
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No, no. I'm looking for a date.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING)
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING)
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING)
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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)
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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MUMBLES)
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What? Look at that hair. Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"Match found"?
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!
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First things first.
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)
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DRACULA: Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning the attic.
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(SCATTING MELODY)
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this?
I was just trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH: A maid?
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- Who do you think...
- Thank you, I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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(RESUMES SCATTING MELODY)
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)
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Stop trying to hide it from me.
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Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
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And I know what it is.
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Uh... Really?
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You're stressed out
from working too hard.
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Oh!
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Okay, yes.
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You got me.
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It's a big hotel, you know?
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Can't get to everything.
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But what about you?
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You're pretty busy yourself.
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I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
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we're seeing each other less.
254
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,002
Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right.
255
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,921
I am working too much,
you're working too much.
256
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,091
We should really take a break,
starting right now.
257
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,342
Night-night.
258
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,223
- (SIGHS)
- WITCH: I'm still here!
259
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,308
(CAT YOWLS)
260
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,643
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
261
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,691
(ALL SNORING)
262
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,029
Aw.
263
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,991
Oh! Hey, honey.
264
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,160
You ready for (YAWNS)
265
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,912
date night?
266
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,246
- (YAWNS)
- Aw.
267
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,497
That's okay, sweetheart.
268
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,832
You rest.
269
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,542
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)
270
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,046
You know, Dad's right.
271
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,547
We need a break.
272
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,467
We need to all be together again,
like a family.
273
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,177
Like we used to.
274
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,807
MAN: (ON TV) Are you overworked
and stressed out?
275
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,060
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?
276
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,187
Are you a monster?
277
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,564
Then you need a vacation,
278
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a monster vacation.
279
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,819
Sail away, sail away, sail away
280
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,240
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard Gremlin Air.
281
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,284
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
282
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,120
(CACKLING)
283
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,581
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
284
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,166
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
285
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,709
(CACKLING)
286
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,004
(GREMLINS GRUNTING AND CHATTERING)
287
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,299
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
288
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,176
Ladies and gentlemen,
289
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,637
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
290
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,847
For your safety,
please unbuckle your seat belts.
291
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,932
Ooh.
292
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,850
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
293
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,935
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
294
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,063
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
295
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,731
oxygen will be provided.
296
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,566
(GREMLIN BLOWING)
297
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,027
Can I stow that for you, sir?
298
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,362
All right. Thanks.
299
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,700
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
300
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,576
Beverages. Snacks.
301
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,661
Beverages.
302
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,329
(BUZZING)
303
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,125
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!
304
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,585
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
305
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,670
(SCREAMING)
306
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,006
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)
307
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424
(GRUNTS)
308
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,594
Mavis, please, you're torturing me.
309
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,763
You know I hate surprises.
310
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,182
(CHUCKLES) This is a fun surprise.
311
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,268
There are no fun surprises.
312
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,061
Just tell me where we're going.
313
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,646
Why are we on a plane?
314
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,523
We can fly, you know.
315
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,026
Back in my day, people took trains.
316
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,527
Now, that's classy.
317
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,613
Sure, Dad.
Forty hours in a closet-sized room
318
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,491
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
319
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,452
arguing who was more attractive,
320
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,037
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
321
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,080
(GROANS) Nefertiti.
322
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,790
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)
323
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,085
Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise!
324
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,922
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
325
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,926
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
326
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,805
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
327
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,390
You've been so stressed out lately.
328
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,893
It's time for you to relax.
329
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,149
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)
330
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,736
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?
331
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,112
Oh, yes.
332
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,614
So relaxed.
333
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,827
I'm gonna go check on you-know-who.
334
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,454
I'll be right back.
335
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,790
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
336
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,083
Hey, did you see that?
337
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,751
Dennis went to the bathroom!
338
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,628
Uh... Okay.
339
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,300
Psst. Hey, where are you?
340
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,138
(WHINES)
341
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,099
There you are, Tinkles.
342
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,102
Don't worry,
we'd never leave you home alone.
343
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:36,645
PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks,
you're free to move
344
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,980
about the cabin,
as we have started our descent.
345
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,151
(ENGINE WHINES)
346
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,861
(SCREAMING)
347
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,868
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)
348
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,371
(ALARM BEEPING)
349
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,249
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
350
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,708
Oh, you know, the usual.
351
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,460
Got to take the kids to soccer.
352
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,711
(BOTH SLURPING)
353
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,049
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.
354
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,176
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
355
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,767
(HULL CREAKING)
356
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,817
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've arrived at our destination,
357
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,402
the Bermuda Triangle.
358
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,416
ALL: Ooh!
359
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,794
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
360
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,996
Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle,
361
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,875
where you'll embark on a monster cruise
of a lifetime.
362
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,714
A cruise?
363
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,007
Surprise!
364
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,092
(GRUMBLES) Oh, no, you... No.
365
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:35,597
But it's just like a hotel on the water.
366
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:40,018
I just figured you need a vacation
from running everyone else's vacation.
367
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,896
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
368
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,981
Well, since Mom died.
369
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,235
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
370
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,611
with all of us.
371
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,987
With Dennis.
372
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:57,285
- Boat!
- Boat!
373
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,625
Who made you such an amazing daughter?
374
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,918
You.
375
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,294
(CHUCKLES) That's right!
376
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,963
What a father I am.
377
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,840
Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising!
378
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,133
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
379
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,011
(WITCHES CACKLING)
380
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,764
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)
381
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,197
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASP)
382
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,995
(HORN BLOWING)
383
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,665
(FAINT CHEERING)
384
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,512
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)
385
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,016
Okay. Smile.
386
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,226
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.
387
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,353
(CACKLING)
388
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,570
Ow!
389
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,740
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?
390
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,700
Uh-oh.
391
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,502
Perfect.
392
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,008
(GROANS)
393
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,344
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
394
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,845
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.
395
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,263
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
396
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,640
Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.
397
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,942
Uh, this is Bob. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
398
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,235
Say hi, Bob.
399
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,570
"Hi, Bob."
400
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,663
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
401
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,374
I'm, like, so excited.
402
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,793
This is, like, the nicest hotel
I've ever been to.
403
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,044
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)
404
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,046
Man, this is amazing!
405
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,547
There's so much to do!
406
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,633
Olympic-size swimming pool...
407
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,427
All-you-can-eat buffet...
408
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:22,889
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
409
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,474
Full-service spa...
410
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,311
Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!
411
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,980
Wow, it sounds like everything we can do
412
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,774
at our hotel!
413
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,318
Except on the water!
414
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,070
(MURRAY CACKLING)
415
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,073
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)
416
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,243
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)
417
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,121
(CROWD GASPING)
418
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,332
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
419
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,418
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!
420
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,502
You nailed it, honey.
421
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,921
Your dad is going to love this!
422
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,840
Best summer vacation ever!
423
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,716
Wait till you see the itinerary.
424
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,176
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!
425
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,636
That's nice.
426
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,347
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
427
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,100
Oh, yeah, right,
but, uh, maybe you'll find
428
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,561
your own fireworks on the cruise, huh?
429
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,646
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
430
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,732
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
431
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,571
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?
432
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,657
Ha!
433
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,783
Ahoy there!
434
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,243
Welcome aboard!
435
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,411
(GREETS IN SPANISH)
436
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,537
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
437
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,038
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)
438
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,123
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
439
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,416
(PURRS)
440
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,001
(DEEP GROWL)
441
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,545
Whoa! Who is that?
442
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,218
I am Captain Ericka.
443
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,180
And, yes, I'm human.
But don't hold that against me.
444
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,266
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
445
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,935
our first-ever monster cruise!
446
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,103
(ALL CHEERING)
447
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,857
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)
448
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,568
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)
449
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,696
Dad? Are you okay?
450
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,032
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?
451
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,159
Oh, no! He's having a heart attack!
452
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,744
Drac? Not likely.
453
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,413
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
454
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,539
It must be a stroke!
455
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,583
Actually, I think it might be her.
456
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,461
Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister,
I'm right here.
457
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,338
You always stand so close to me.
458
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,422
It's creepy.
459
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:23,468
For so long, monsters were hiding,
living in the shadows,
460
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,011
but not anymore!
461
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:29,432
You've stood up and waved your hand
or claw or tentacle
462
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:34,395
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
463
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,314
(ALL CHEERING)
464
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,859
Now it's time to celebrate!
465
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,071
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
466
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,781
and nonstop entertainment,
467
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,909
all on the way to our final destination,
468
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,037
the lost city that isn't lost anymore,
469
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,540
Atlantis!
470
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,375
(CROWD CHEERING)
471
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,379
Oh, yeah!
472
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:00,463
Whoo-hoo!
473
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,174
Whoa! The fish are acrobats!
474
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,509
They're fishcrobats!
475
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,469
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
476
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,931
Hello. How y'all doing?
477
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,684
- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- So...
478
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:16,229
You must be the one and only Dracula.
479
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:21,025
I have waited so long to meet you.
480
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,611
Wow, you really don't age, do you?
481
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,154
I would kill for your skin.
482
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,157
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
483
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,326
Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian.
484
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,869
Oh. Always wanted to learn.
485
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,581
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
486
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,749
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
487
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,626
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
488
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,628
Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday.
489
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:43,214
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
490
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,633
Oh, such a romantic language.
491
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,677
You know, there's just something
about an accent
492
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,972
that makes a man sound so intelligent.
493
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,640
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
494
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,309
That's Transylvanian right there.
495
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,436
He's saying it's nice to meet you.
496
00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,148
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
497
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,693
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
498
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,612
Wait. I've always wanted to do this.
499
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,697
Wake up! Wake up, Drac! (SLAPPING)
500
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,032
Snap out of it!
501
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,408
Hey, cut it out!
502
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:11,784
Hey, buddy, you okay?
503
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,370
No, not okay.
504
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,747
Not okay!
505
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,749
(STAMMERS) I... I...
506
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,334
I...
507
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,127
Zinged.
508
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:37,226
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
509
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,774
(PLAYING DOWNTOWN)
510
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,616
(SPOKEN SINGING) I went to
the moped store, I said, "Sell it"
511
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,743
Salesman's like,
"What up? What's your budget?"
512
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,828
And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know
nothin' about mopeds"
513
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,122
He said, "I got the one for you,
follow me"
514
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,208
Ooh, it's too real
515
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,585
A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield
516
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,880
(VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE)
517
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,259
Mmm!
518
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,346
VLAD: (SINGING)
It's a lovely day
519
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,430
- Ooh!
- Oh!
520
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:15,515
Check that out!
521
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,935
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
522
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,272
(SIGHS) Here we go.
523
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,525
- Mmm, yummy.
- (GROWLS)
524
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,072
(GRUNTING)
525
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,909
(SIGHS)
526
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,079
WITCH: Ah!
527
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,916
WOMAN: (SINGING)
Auf Wiedersehen
528
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,962
Danke schoen
529
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,382
(MUFFLED GROANING)
530
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:52,260
(GASPS)
531
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,387
(MUFFLED GROANING)
532
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,471
(RETCHES)
533
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:58,266
Papa.
534
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,270
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)
535
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,565
(PUPPIES WAILING)
536
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,364
"Kids Club."
537
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,616
What's a kids club?
538
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,287
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)
539
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,122
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)
540
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,206
Whee!
541
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,083
Whee!
542
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,796
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
543
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,673
I'm still not sure I understand.
544
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:34,343
You take my kids, all day, on purpose?
545
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,553
Fish.
546
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,804
That's right.
547
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:39,098
What exactly don't you understand?
548
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,725
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
549
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:44,562
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
550
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,023
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.
551
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,526
Oh, don't worry, you get them back
at the end of the day.
552
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:52,737
Fish.
553
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,198
Oh, well. That's better than nothing.
(WHISTLES)
554
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,493
Oh. Oh!
555
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,000
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
556
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,543
What do we do now?
557
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:12,089
I think we do whatever we want.
558
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,092
"Whatever we want"?
559
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,053
Whatever we want.
560
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,889
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want!
561
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,893
BOTH: (CHANTING) Whatever we want.
562
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,646
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
563
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,773
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
564
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,359
Oh, hi. Hello.
565
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:32,652
How y'all doin'?
566
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:33,903
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.
567
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,905
Well, hello. Oh, my goodness.
568
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,907
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
569
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,577
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...
570
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:45,373
- Oh! Certainly.
- Okay. Thank you so much.
571
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,835
Oh, hello.
572
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,294
Welcome aboard.
573
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:21,033
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
574
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,786
Monsters are disgusting!
575
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,913
VAN HELSING: They're animals!
576
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:35,089
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)
577
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,432
I'll be right there.
578
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,018
(PANTS, GROANS)
579
00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:49,520
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)
580
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,067
Dracula, is he on board?
581
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:58,446
Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh!
582
00:28:58,529 --> 00:28:59,989
I was so nice to him.
583
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,366
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
584
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,993
showing off his fangs.
585
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,828
Argh, it's just like you taught me!
586
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:08,331
It's even worse than I feared!
587
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,584
It was that fateful night
that I realized
588
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:15,087
a human could never defeat a monster.
589
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,756
(SCREAMING)
590
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,678
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
591
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:28,017
And so, I began to search for an answer.
592
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:33,356
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
593
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,650
so powerful it destroyed Atlantis,
594
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,654
a whole city of monsters. (CHUCKLES)
595
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:43,866
And there, deep within the rubble,
it lay, waiting.
596
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:47,620
Endlessly, I searched for the lost city.
597
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:51,248
Time passed,
and my body began to fail me.
598
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,876
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
599
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,504
First my liver, then my spleen,
600
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,881
followed by a kidney or two.
601
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:02,343
Then my golden locks. (MOANS)
602
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,346
But I wouldn't let that stop me.
603
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:10,309
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
604
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,394
Ha-ha!
605
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,813
And look at me now.
606
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,523
Mmm-hmm!
607
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,484
Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really.
608
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,404
Um, sure.
609
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:27,535
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
610
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,328
Oh, forget about all this!
611
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:30,830
Let me get rid of Dracula right now.
612
00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:32,623
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
613
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,083
(GRUNTING)
614
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,752
No, no, no!
615
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,130
We have to stick to the plan.
616
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:43,426
Lure the monsters to Atlantis,
retrieve the instrument of destruction,
617
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,262
trap them there, and then wipe them out.
618
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,888
It's simple, Ericka!
619
00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:51,142
Now, promise me
you won't try and kill Dracula.
620
00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,643
Ugh, fine!
621
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:54,854
- I promise.
- Promise what?
622
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:58,607
(GROANS) I promise I won't try
and kill Dracula. Okay?
623
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,901
(SNORING)
624
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:04,822
Ugh.
625
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,118
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
626
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,911
I will kill him.
627
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:16,667
Tonight...
628
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:21,505
I just want to take you higher
629
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:25,760
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
630
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,430
- Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?
631
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:35,519
24-karat magic in the air
632
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,730
Head-to-toe
633
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,106
Whew!
634
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:40,191
Uh, look out
635
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,567
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
636
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,444
- Pop, pop, it's showtime
- Showtime
637
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,612
- Showtime
- Showtime
638
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,572
Guess who's back again
639
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,740
- Oh, they don't know?
- Go on, tell 'em
640
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:48,824
- Oh, they don't know?
- Go on, tell 'em
641
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,367
I'll bet they know as soon
as we walk in
642
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,161
- Sho' 'nuff
- I'm wearin' Cuban links
643
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,245
- Designer`minks
- Yeah
644
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,748
(BABBLING)
645
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,917
Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself
646
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,835
Known to give the color red
The blues
647
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:02,129
(GRUNTS)
648
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:04,757
Tell me whatcha tryin' to do
649
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,553
24-karat magic in the air
650
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,764
(CHUCKLING)
651
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,184
Ugh!
652
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,603
Moon
653
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:21,232
- Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?
654
00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:22,650
(LAUGHS)
655
00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:24,485
Oh!
656
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,156
(WHIMPERS)
657
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,662
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)
658
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:39,125
- Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?
659
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:41,794
24-karat...
660
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,087
(SONG PAUSES)
661
00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:46,590
Put yo'pinky rings up to the moon
662
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:48,717
(GRUNTS)
663
00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,557
Work it, Dracula.
664
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,475
You know it.
665
00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:00,187
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
666
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:01,647
Feeling good, Frank.
667
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:04,108
Look at you, so fancy!
668
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,818
What? This? Please.
669
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,028
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
670
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,363
"Impress"? Oh.
671
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,157
Who do I need to impress?
672
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,117
Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka?
673
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,451
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)
674
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,912
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
675
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,455
GRIFFIN: Oops, no, not her.
676
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:19,623
(ALL CACKLE)
677
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,584
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
678
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,835
Very amusing.
679
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,378
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
680
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,969
(SIGHS)
681
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,097
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
682
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,265
I know.
683
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,516
It doesn't make any sense.
684
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,436
You can't Zing twice, it's impossible!
685
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,813
But I did! So now what?
686
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:45,191
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?
687
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,568
She wants you to be happy, right?
688
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,279
I'm sure she'll go with the flow.
689
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,031
Oh, no, no, no!
690
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:54,617
Mavis needs me. She depends on me.
691
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,703
I need to be home with my family.
692
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:01,832
Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt,
but you're the one in
693
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,250
"da Nile."
694
00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,501
(LAUGHS)
695
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,086
You guys get that?
696
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,796
- (THUDS)
- Ow! You hit me right in the...
697
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,881
Mavis!
698
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,887
Don't say a word,
or I'll haunt your dreams.
699
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,389
Having fun?
700
00:34:17,473 --> 00:34:20,309
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
701
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:24,605
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
702
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,441
All of us together, it's really special.
703
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,818
Me, too, spider monkey.
704
00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:33,822
Now, are you ready for me
to destroy you in monster ball?
705
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,408
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)
706
00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:37,618
Come on, Papa Drac!
707
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,370
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!
708
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,956
For I am king of family fun!
709
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:48,337
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
710
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,838
(WHIMPERING)
711
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:50,965
I got to warn you,
712
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,885
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
713
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:57,721
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
714
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,516
Everybody, just please watch the hair.
715
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,226
Watch the hair!
716
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,812
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this!
717
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,147
Oh, my gosh,
this is gonna be so much fun.
718
00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,315
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.
719
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:10,192
Here comes the pain!
720
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:12,903
(SCREAMING)
721
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,532
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
722
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,950
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)
723
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,329
No, no, no!
724
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,789
(LAUGHS)
725
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,332
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!
726
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,962
FISH MAN: (OVER PA)
Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.
727
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:32,464
Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula.
728
00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,967
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
729
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:36,760
(DEEP SNARL)
730
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,763
(SCREAMING)
731
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,975
(BABBLING)
732
00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:52,651
(DISTORTED BABBLING)
733
00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,529
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)
734
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,613
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
735
00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:58,574
Oh, baby, I got this.
736
00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,950
Hey there, monsters.
737
00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,035
Huh?
738
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,789
Yeah! What'd I say!
739
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,878
ERICKA: We're arriving
at our first destination.
740
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,922
(RUMBLING)
741
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:18,886
The underwater volcano!
742
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:23,724
Everyone, grab your scuba gear
and get ready to explore
743
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,060
the wonders of the sea.
744
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,395
Especially you,
745
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,272
Count Dracula.
746
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:34,360
(CHUCKLES)
747
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,153
You see that, pal? She likes you.
748
00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:37,613
Oh, no, no, no.
749
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,698
That sounds like a Zing in full effect.
750
00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:41,575
Oh, no, no, no.
751
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,202
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
752
00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:45,996
I'm just here to have family fun.
753
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,207
Family, family, fun, fun.
754
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,936
(HISSING, BUBBLING)
755
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,272
Hmm, let's see. What about here?
756
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,025
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)
757
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,073
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
758
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,962
Right this way, everyone.
759
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:50,936
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
760
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,689
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
761
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,733
Or, as the local sea life call it...
762
00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:58,402
(POPPING MOUTH)
763
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,504
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
764
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,073
(MUFFLED YELLING)
765
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,163
(DENNIS GIGGLES)
766
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:57,961
DENNIS: Whee!
767
00:38:58,629 --> 00:39:01,131
(WHALE SINGING)
768
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:52,933
(CHUCKLES)
769
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,643
Aw, what a cute family.
770
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,727
What? No, it's not.
771
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,437
Argh! Dracula bad!
772
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,402
(GRUNTS)
773
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:25,215
(GASPS)
774
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:31,972
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)
775
00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:54,286
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
776
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,507
(COUGHING)
777
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:08,884
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
778
00:41:12,346 --> 00:41:13,764
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.
779
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,932
I can't believe you're hungry already.
780
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:17,392
I'm sorry. You know what it is?
781
00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,645
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
782
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,605
and when I "see food..."
783
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:24,483
Oh, man! I'm gone.
784
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,653
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
785
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,112
Dracula, Dracula!
786
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,866
I get so close,
but it's almost like he's teasing me.
787
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:35,160
I just, I can't stand it anymore.
788
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:36,328
I have to get him!
789
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:42,959
(GRUNTING)
790
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,550
Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot.
791
00:41:50,634 --> 00:41:52,469
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.
792
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,264
(ALL GASP)
793
00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:58,058
Oh... Hi, Bob.
794
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,020
Right. We promised you
we'd play, uh, ping-pong now.
795
00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,439
Um, Dennis? Who is this?
796
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,692
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
797
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,568
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
798
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,114
Okay! Time to go play ping-pong.
799
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,282
FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
GRIFFIN: Drac!
800
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,827
- Drac!
- Drac!
801
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:20,455
Hey, boys, where's the fire?
802
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,165
Oh, well, Griffin here, he...
803
00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,917
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
804
00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:26,920
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand,
and since, you know,
805
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:29,297
you're a biting expert,
I thought you could take a look.
806
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:30,674
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
807
00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:33,552
Okay...
808
00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:36,722
Okay, what is going on?
809
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:40,642
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
810
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,644
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
811
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:44,771
(VOCALIZING)
812
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,649
(SINGING) Ericka loves the Drac
813
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,943
She can't get enough of that Drac
814
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,903
Oh, yeah
815
00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,280
Drac is back
816
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,906
He's got the Zing
817
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,616
The Zinga-Zing
818
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,244
Shh. I told you
I don't want to upset Mavis.
819
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,788
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)
820
00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:04,291
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
821
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:08,128
But we swam back to the ship,
and we found Ericka raving about you.
822
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:09,796
She can't live without you, buddy.
823
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,131
It's serious!
824
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:15,260
(SINGING) You can't deny the Zing, baby
825
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:19,139
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
826
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,223
Uh, yes.
827
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:22,893
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.
828
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:26,229
It's been a while.
I don't even know where to start.
829
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,982
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
830
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,776
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
831
00:43:30,859 --> 00:43:32,778
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
832
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,070
Ask her where her parts are from.
833
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,739
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
834
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,491
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
835
00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,367
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.
836
00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:40,660
Okay, Drac, hit it.
837
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:44,247
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
838
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:46,041
Would you like to see my parts?
839
00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:49,836
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)
840
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,005
Yes, I'd love to go out with you.
841
00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:53,215
Ay! What?
842
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,382
ALL: What?
843
00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:55,717
Cantina. Midnight.
844
00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:56,885
Don't be late.
845
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:07,687
Whew!
846
00:44:07,938 --> 00:44:09,314
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)
847
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,234
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)
848
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:15,529
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
849
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,873
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
850
00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:27,999
No, no, no!
851
00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:34,965
(THUDS)
852
00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:36,508
(GASPS)
853
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,762
(GROWLING, BARKING)
854
00:44:41,388 --> 00:44:42,389
Tinkles, stop!
855
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,558
(GASPING) I've been found!
856
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,644
You'll never get me, monster!
857
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,063
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh!
858
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,482
(YAPPING)
859
00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,321
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)
860
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,579
Ew.
861
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:19,801
FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
862
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,554
It's time to get lost on the beach,
863
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:27,893
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
864
00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:31,438
JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo! Beach time!
865
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,106
Johnny, you go set everything up.
866
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:35,150
And, Dad,
you go get in line for the snow cones.
867
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,861
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
868
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,654
should spend some time together.
869
00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,157
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?
870
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,450
Date night?
871
00:45:43,617 --> 00:45:45,577
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
872
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,787
me and the guys
would take this opportunity
873
00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,457
to spend some quality time with Dennis.
874
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:52,751
Oh. Okay. That's a great idea.
875
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,502
Come on, Johnny. Date night.
876
00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:57,005
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
877
00:46:00,634 --> 00:46:02,344
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)
878
00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:12,062
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)
879
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:13,772
Okay, here you go!
880
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,065
(PANTING)
881
00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:20,904
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
882
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:22,572
(BARKING)
883
00:46:27,661 --> 00:46:29,329
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
884
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:30,914
What was that?
885
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,083
- (RUMBLING)
- It sounds like our children.
886
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,169
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
887
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,254
Please! Help! Someone!
888
00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,589
Get the parents!
889
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:43,134
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
890
00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:44,469
before I get burned?
891
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,430
Wait one second, honey. You know,
the kids buried me in the sand.
892
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:48,932
(KIDS GIGGLING)
893
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:55,271
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
894
00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,941
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
895
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,361
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
896
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,405
Isn't this place amazing?
897
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:06,533
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
898
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,284
Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?
899
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,288
What? Oh, sorry.
900
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,165
I was just thinking about my dad.
901
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,210
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
902
00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,630
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
903
00:47:20,714 --> 00:47:22,590
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
904
00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:25,301
The Love Boat is
definitely making another run.
905
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,720
No way. He's...
906
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,305
He's my dad.
907
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,224
I know, right? It's weird.
908
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,935
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
909
00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:39,399
I guess I never thought about him
with anyone besides my mom.
910
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:42,318
You're cool with it, though, right?
911
00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:44,863
Of course. I want him to be happy.
912
00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:46,156
Totally.
913
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:49,117
Totally.
914
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:52,037
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
915
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,293
Buenas noches, mi amigo.
916
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:04,549
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
917
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:07,177
Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra.
918
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:09,929
(GOAT BLEATS)
919
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,974
Muchas gracias. (CHUCKLES)
920
00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:16,936
(GOAT SCREECHES)
921
00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:30,158
You look ravishing.
922
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,367
Oh.
923
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:32,535
Uh, thank you. I just...
924
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,079
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
925
00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:35,789
(EXCLAIMS)
926
00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:44,130
So, um...
927
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:47,967
Does Captain Ericka have a last name?
928
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,552
Uh, oh, uh...
929
00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:51,346
Oh, guacamole!
930
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:53,139
"Ericka Guacamole"?
931
00:48:53,223 --> 00:48:56,559
That's so international.
932
00:48:56,643 --> 00:48:59,771
(CHUCKLES) No.
Guacamole for us to share.
933
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,774
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
934
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,150
Look. Right behind you.
935
00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,908
Mmm! The food here is to die for.
936
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:15,120
(BOTH MOANING)
937
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:26,131
Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole.
938
00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:28,842
Are you feeling all right?
939
00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:31,511
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
940
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,513
(STOMACH GROWLING)
941
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,764
Oh...
942
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:38,643
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
943
00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:40,061
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)
944
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,563
Isn't that deadly for you?
945
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,690
No, no, no. It's just that I'm...
946
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:46,192
Garlic intolerant.
947
00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,655
(FARTS)
948
00:49:51,948 --> 00:49:53,741
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
949
00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:55,785
Was that you?
950
00:49:57,579 --> 00:50:00,206
(GIGGLING) Whoo!
951
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:01,332
Oh, yeah!
952
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,751
Dolphin surfing!
953
00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:05,086
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
954
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,923
(BOTH LAUGHING)
955
00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:12,302
Whoa!
956
00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,304
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
957
00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:15,388
Hey-hey.
958
00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:17,098
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)
959
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:19,142
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
960
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:20,268
Hi.
961
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,729
(CHUCKLES) Is my dad in there, too?
962
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,230
(MONSTERS GASP)
963
00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:27,358
GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
964
00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:31,404
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
965
00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:33,323
Date?
966
00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,286
Please, forgive me,
967
00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:40,330
I'm just very nervous.
968
00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:41,497
You see,
969
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:47,670
I haven't had a date since my wife died.
970
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,299
How old was your daughter?
971
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:53,509
She was just an infant.
972
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:57,972
It was hard being a single dad,
but I did my best.
973
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:03,019
I never knew my mother, either.
974
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,896
Or my father.
975
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,898
Oh, I'm so sorry.
976
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,191
Who raised you?
977
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,984
My great-grandfather.
978
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:12,654
I basically grew up on this ship.
979
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,323
That's why you're a captain.
980
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,951
Yeah. It's all I've ever known.
981
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:21,204
It was just expected.
982
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,623
You know, a family thing.
983
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:27,293
I understand, family is everything.
984
00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:29,712
You have to honor the past.
985
00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:32,590
But we make our own future.
986
00:51:45,979 --> 00:51:47,772
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!
987
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,316
- JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!
988
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:57,824
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
989
00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:59,784
You know, just work stuff.
990
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,369
You're working now?
991
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,246
This is supposed to be a vacation.
992
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:04,622
A family vacation.
993
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:08,293
I should really go do captain-y things.
994
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:11,212
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
995
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:14,590
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
996
00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:17,176
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
997
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,971
Denisovich?
You're supposed to be with me.
998
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:22,056
Come on now, kid, it's family time.
999
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:23,766
Quit hiding. Dennis?
1000
00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,394
What was that about?
1001
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,603
You mean your dad's date?
1002
00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:30,523
It wasn't a date. It was work stuff.
1003
00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:31,983
Uh-huh.
1004
00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,318
I'm telling you, Johnny,
1005
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,570
there is something
about that woman I don't trust.
1006
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:38,698
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
1007
00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:39,782
Yes.
1008
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,909
Just not with her.
1009
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,953
(CRUNCHING) Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1010
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,079
Heads up, honey.
1011
00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:47,498
This guac is loaded with garlic.
1012
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,666
Garlic?
1013
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,503
(GASPS)
1014
00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:53,963
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
1015
00:52:54,047 --> 00:52:55,089
(SQUEAKY FART)
1016
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,717
Aw! That was a cute toot, honey.
1017
00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:08,144
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1018
00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:17,653
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
1019
00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,322
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)
1020
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,908
(BOTH HOWLING)
1021
00:53:22,492 --> 00:53:24,744
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1022
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,128
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?
1023
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:37,715
- (SIGHS)
- Just where have you been, young lady?
1024
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,093
Uh, doing work.
1025
00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:42,011
Wearing that?
1026
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:44,680
You were with him! I know it!
1027
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,599
Who? (CHUCKLES)
1028
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:48,768
"Who?" You know who!
1029
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:51,354
You've been sneaking around my back
1030
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:54,774
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
1031
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:57,527
So what if I have? I am a grown woman!
1032
00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:58,903
I have the right to kill whoever I want.
1033
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,239
It's not just about you.
1034
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:04,200
You could have ruined the legacy.
1035
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,702
What if he discovered who you were?
1036
00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:10,706
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
1037
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,625
that just drives me crazy!
1038
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,586
- I just, I see him, and I want to...
- Punch him?
1039
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:18,339
Uh... I guess.
1040
00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:20,675
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
1041
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,969
Don't worry, it won't be long now.
1042
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:26,139
Once you recover
the instrument of destruction,
1043
00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:28,266
no one can stop us.
1044
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:30,101
Not even Dracula!
1045
00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:33,646
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
1046
00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:36,524
(GRUNTS)
1047
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,653
Now, quickly, before someone comes!
1048
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,989
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)
1049
00:54:43,072 --> 00:54:44,323
(VAN HELSING YELPS)
1050
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:53,291
(HORN BLOWING)
1051
00:55:00,548 --> 00:55:01,549
(PA CHIMES)
1052
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,843
FISH MAN: Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.
1053
00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:08,097
We are arriving
at our final destination.
1054
00:55:08,181 --> 00:55:09,932
From the depths of creation,
1055
00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,935
the mighty city has risen once again.
1056
00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:16,689
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
1057
00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:18,107
the world has ever known,
1058
00:55:18,191 --> 00:55:23,112
far surpassing Athens and Rome
in art, culture and sophistication.
1059
00:55:23,196 --> 00:55:28,367
I give you
the legendary lost city of Atlantis.
1060
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,848
(PASSENGERS GASP)
1061
00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:55,520
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!
1062
00:55:56,729 --> 00:55:59,482
(SINGING) There's a place
you've gotta be
1063
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:02,902
A thousand leagues beneath the sea
1064
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:07,782
And it's waiting over here
for you and me
1065
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,866
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1066
00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:12,245
Gonna take you for a ride
1067
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:15,581
But first you've gotta come inside
1068
00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:19,919
Get ready, for the party's on tonight
1069
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:24,882
So relax and just unwind
1070
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:28,261
Leave your worries all behind
1071
00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:32,557
And get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1072
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:45,695
Welcome to Atlantis!
1073
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:48,322
THE KRAKEN: (CONTINUES SINGING)
So get ready
1074
00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:50,575
Ready
1075
00:56:50,658 --> 00:56:51,659
Oh!
1076
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:56,622
It's party time
1077
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,082
(BURBLING)
1078
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:01,669
(BURBLES)
1079
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,588
It's party time!
1080
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:08,134
Ooh. I am so excited! (CHUCKLES)
1081
00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:09,218
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!
1082
00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:11,220
(ALL CHEERING)
1083
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:12,972
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!
1084
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,473
(ALL CHEERING)
1085
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,558
Oh!
1086
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,187
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
1087
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:23,190
Last time you gambled,
you lost an arm and a leg. Literally!
1088
00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:25,109
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.
1089
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:27,403
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
1090
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,905
So, no gambling.
1091
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:33,075
- Frank!
- Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling!
1092
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:41,083
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
1093
00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:43,377
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
1094
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,629
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)
1095
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,050
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
1096
00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:50,217
Why? What's going on?
1097
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:52,345
I'm going to tell her about Ericka.
1098
00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:55,056
I can't lie to my own daughter anymore.
1099
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:57,933
She's the most important person
in the world to me.
1100
00:57:58,017 --> 00:58:00,019
I have to tell her the truth.
1101
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:04,065
Right after I talk to Ericka.
1102
00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:06,317
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)
1103
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,401
Hey.
1104
00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:10,613
All right, I'm all...
1105
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:13,115
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1106
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:15,826
I got this. I'm all in.
1107
00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:20,873
Johnny, have you seen my dad?
1108
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:23,542
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
1109
00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:24,919
Bob's a great guy.
1110
00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:27,672
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
1111
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,942
There he is! Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING)
1112
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,026
(GRUNTS)
1113
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,070
(GROANING)
1114
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:42,246
(YELPS)
1115
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:03,225
(GRUNTING)
1116
01:00:13,486 --> 01:00:14,487
Oh.
1117
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:27,625
(SNARLING)
1118
01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:34,590
(RAT SQUEAKS)
1119
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,400
(GASPS)
1120
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,269
There it is.
1121
01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:41,699
(GASPS)
1122
01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:48,163
You saved my life.
1123
01:01:48,247 --> 01:01:49,874
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
1124
01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:53,627
I just can't believe you would do that
for a human.
1125
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:56,547
Humans, monsters, what's the difference?
1126
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:59,341
Yeah, right. Right.
1127
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,802
Wait. What are you doing here?
1128
01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:05,806
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
1129
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,684
so I knew you would need my help.
1130
01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:10,978
Ha! Never heard that before.
1131
01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:13,230
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
1132
01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:14,481
(STAMMERS)
1133
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,066
What are you doing here?
1134
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,234
Oh! Uh...
1135
01:02:17,318 --> 01:02:19,236
Well, I'm here to get that.
1136
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:21,196
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
1137
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,242
Yeah, it was lost at sea,
and my great-grandfather is... Was!
1138
01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:29,288
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
1139
01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:33,667
So, anywho, thanks for saving my life,
but I can take it from...
1140
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,295
(GASPS)
1141
01:02:38,464 --> 01:02:39,506
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1142
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:40,925
Got to be a little more careful.
1143
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,801
How many times
can you save my life, right?
1144
01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:45,387
I don't know. Every time? (CHUCKLES)
1145
01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:47,640
Really? Well, then...
1146
01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:55,606
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)
1147
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,529
(CRASHING)
1148
01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:21,382
(GASPS)
1149
01:03:22,675 --> 01:03:23,801
Wow!
1150
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,483
(PANTING)
1151
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:44,405
(SIGHS) Ah, that was incredible.
1152
01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:57,084
Oh, uh...
1153
01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,295
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
1154
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,840
Oh. Right.
1155
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:10,097
(CHUCKLES) Got it.
1156
01:04:10,389 --> 01:04:11,724
(RUMBLING)
1157
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,126
(BOTH PANTING)
1158
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,128
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)
1159
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,504
Oh, here, let me get that for you.
1160
01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,923
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)
1161
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,508
Dad!
1162
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:48,802
Mavis!
1163
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:51,055
What are you doing to my father?
1164
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,681
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
1165
01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:55,476
Mavis, stop! Put her down!
1166
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:58,729
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
1167
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:00,022
(GROANING)
1168
01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:02,816
Because I...
1169
01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:04,735
Because I Zinged.
1170
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:06,779
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?
1171
01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:09,615
I Zinged with Ericka.
1172
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,618
No, that can't be true.
1173
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:14,411
You only Zing once.
1174
01:05:14,495 --> 01:05:16,830
That's what I thought, too.
1175
01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:19,333
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1176
01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:22,920
Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters.
1177
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,256
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."
1178
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,051
What? No. No, no, no.
1179
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:31,470
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
1180
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:33,847
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
1181
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,516
I can't be with you.
1182
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,143
I could never be with someone like you.
1183
01:05:38,519 --> 01:05:39,686
I could never be with
1184
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:41,730
a monster.
1185
01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,701
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1186
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:56,870
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
1187
01:05:59,248 --> 01:06:00,916
You heard what she said.
1188
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,425
But a Zing never lies.
1189
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,733
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)
1190
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:29,153
Yes.
1191
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,365
(LAUGHING)
1192
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,993
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
1193
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:38,912
our family legacy will be fulfilled.
1194
01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:43,542
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
1195
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:44,793
I love to dance.
1196
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,380
- (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)
1197
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:01,810
EUNICE: Frank, could you zip me up?
1198
01:07:01,894 --> 01:07:03,687
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)
1199
01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:05,731
Where did you get those?
1200
01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:07,983
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.
1201
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:11,028
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
1202
01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:13,071
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
1203
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:15,574
Look at this. Clickety-click, click,
clack, clack, click, click.
1204
01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,701
I kind of like 'em. I like 'em.
1205
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,375
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
1206
01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:27,127
Mmm. Mmm.
1207
01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,378
A-ha!
1208
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,721
(GASPS)
1209
01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:39,806
(SOBS, SQUEALING)
1210
01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,520
(SQUEAKING)
1211
01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,314
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
1212
01:07:51,944 --> 01:07:53,528
Ah, I guess the party's this way.
1213
01:07:53,612 --> 01:07:54,613
Whoo!
1214
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,157
Whoa!
1215
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:00,619
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1216
01:08:04,122 --> 01:08:05,499
(GASPS)
1217
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,584
Wow.
1218
01:08:10,087 --> 01:08:12,130
Let's get this party started right!
1219
01:08:12,965 --> 01:08:13,966
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
1220
01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:15,175
- (ALL GASP)
- MONSTER: What?
1221
01:08:16,802 --> 01:08:17,803
EUNICE: Huh?
1222
01:08:18,387 --> 01:08:20,973
I thought they said
the party was this way.
1223
01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:24,017
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1224
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:34,695
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1225
01:08:47,499 --> 01:08:49,793
DJ in a clamshell?
1226
01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:52,045
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.
1227
01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:54,840
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (RUMBLING)
1228
01:09:07,019 --> 01:09:08,228
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)
1229
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:09,771
(ALL CHEERING)
1230
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:14,359
(ALL WHOOPING)
1231
01:09:18,864 --> 01:09:20,365
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1232
01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:24,995
(WHOOPING)
1233
01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,836
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
1234
01:09:39,051 --> 01:09:42,929
I can't believe my dad Zinged
with someone who's trying to kill him.
1235
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,599
Yeah, the Zing makes you do
crazy things.
1236
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:46,933
Really, Johnny?
1237
01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:52,189
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
1238
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:54,399
that is beyond our understanding.
1239
01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:57,903
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
1240
01:09:58,070 --> 01:10:01,031
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
1241
01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,741
and were brought together.
1242
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:05,494
And our halves made one whole.
1243
01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:07,954
But what if she and he...
1244
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:11,416
You must release all the negativity
and look within.
1245
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,543
Your bond is unbreakable.
1246
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,714
You're right, honey. Wow.
1247
01:10:17,798 --> 01:10:18,840
Thanks.
1248
01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:21,551
Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad.
1249
01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:23,637
Oh, that?
Yeah, it was just the philosophy
1250
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,306
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
1251
01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,058
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
1252
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,518
Anyways, let's get back to dancing!
1253
01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:30,894
Cool.
1254
01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:37,484
Dad? You have to talk to Ericka.
1255
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,985
- What?
- I know.
1256
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:42,864
I know what I said before,
but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit.
1257
01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:45,492
It's just the thought of losing you.
1258
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,662
What? What are you talking about,
losing me?
1259
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,831
Well, obviously, after you get married,
1260
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,666
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
1261
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:55,293
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis.
1262
01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:57,462
There are two things I can promise you.
1263
01:10:57,838 --> 01:11:03,385
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
1264
01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:06,596
Two, I will never live on a boat.
1265
01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:11,726
You're my cute little tarantula.
1266
01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:13,645
How could I ever leave you?
1267
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:15,897
Now, seriously, go talk to her.
1268
01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:21,027
I can't. You heard what she said,
she could never be with someone like me.
1269
01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:23,196
No, Dad. You're just a half,
1270
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,491
and you have to follow
your destiny to find an infinite whole.
1271
01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:28,535
You sound like Johnny.
1272
01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,371
Point is, you can't deny a Zing.
1273
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:34,082
Monster, human, unicorn...
1274
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,375
It doesn't matter.
1275
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,336
So go to her! Now!
1276
01:11:40,005 --> 01:11:41,381
Okay. I'm on it.
1277
01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,466
(MUSIC STOPS)
1278
01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:44,426
DJ: Hey, man,
you're not allowed up here.
1279
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:47,053
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)
1280
01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:48,388
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)
1281
01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,433
(ALL GASP)
1282
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,060
(GROWLS, BARKING)
1283
01:11:54,144 --> 01:11:55,937
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1284
01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:57,147
Who is this?
1285
01:11:57,314 --> 01:12:01,943
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1286
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,738
Hmm. Oh, right.
1287
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,824
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1288
01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:12,412
No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing.
1289
01:12:12,913 --> 01:12:14,122
Van Helsing?
1290
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:15,832
After all these years?
1291
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:17,918
You look awful.
1292
01:12:19,211 --> 01:12:21,588
Always with the quick insults.
1293
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:24,508
Well, this will shut you up.
1294
01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:26,259
And all monsters.
1295
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:30,305
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1296
01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,933
(EVIL CHUCKLE) Good one, Ericka.
1297
01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,267
Ericka?
1298
01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:35,936
You fool.
1299
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:40,649
Not only is she the ship's captain,
but she also happens to be...
1300
01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:42,108
(SNICKERING)
1301
01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:45,403
Wait. You tell him.
1302
01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:49,783
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1303
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:53,370
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1304
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,790
(GASPS) I knew there was something wrong
with her.
1305
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:57,874
But...
1306
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,502
(STAMMERS) See, what happened...
1307
01:13:00,961 --> 01:13:04,923
Now that we're all caught up,
let's get back to the dying.
1308
01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:10,804
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1309
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,305
(ALL GASP)
1310
01:13:14,099 --> 01:13:15,308
(ALL GASP)
1311
01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:17,978
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
1312
01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:22,357
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
1313
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,608
(GROANS)
1314
01:13:23,692 --> 01:13:24,985
Let's see.
1315
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,112
Right... Okay.
1316
01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:30,198
(PLAYING ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1317
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,661
Listen to the melody
of your destruction.
1318
01:13:38,290 --> 01:13:40,250
Ooh, what's this little doodad do?
1319
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,835
(TURNS UP BASS)
1320
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,169
Yeah!
1321
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:54,014
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)
1322
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:57,350
(EYES MATCHING SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)
1323
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,689
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1324
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:07,819
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1325
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:12,115
(ROARS)
1326
01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:17,704
(MUSIC STOPS)
1327
01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:22,250
- (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF)
- (BABBLING ROAR)
1328
01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:23,793
Everybody out! Now!
1329
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,266
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1330
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,893
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
1331
01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,437
(BABBLING GROWL)
1332
01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:44,939
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)
1333
01:14:52,072 --> 01:14:53,448
(GROWLING)
1334
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:56,159
(CACKLES)
1335
01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:57,952
(WINNIE SCREAMS)
1336
01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:01,873
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!
1337
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,460
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1338
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,423
Baby!
1339
01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,092
Papa!
1340
01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:13,843
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)
1341
01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:24,479
This has to stop now!
1342
01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:26,648
Drac, no!
1343
01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:27,732
Ah!
1344
01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,068
(YELLS)
1345
01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,278
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1346
01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:40,537
(SCREAMS)
1347
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:41,621
Dad!
1348
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:42,872
(GRUNTS)
1349
01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:44,290
Mavis!
1350
01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:47,669
Time for the immortal Dracula to die.
1351
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,631
(PLAYING DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1352
01:15:58,513 --> 01:15:59,514
Dad!
1353
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,474
(STRAINED YELLING)
1354
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,021
No!
1355
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,524
Ericka!
1356
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:12,026
(GRUNTING)
1357
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,280
Bob! Help!
1358
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:16,364
Huh?
1359
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:20,702
Tinkles?
1360
01:16:20,785 --> 01:16:21,870
Dennis.
1361
01:16:22,412 --> 01:16:24,539
Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles?
1362
01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:26,040
How did he get here?
1363
01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,042
But thank goodness he did, 'cause look!
1364
01:16:33,882 --> 01:16:35,800
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)
1365
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,062
(BELLOWING)
1366
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,293
You can't do this!
1367
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,170
You're wrong about monsters!
1368
01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,965
Dracula... He saved my life.
1369
01:17:16,341 --> 01:17:17,342
What?
1370
01:17:17,509 --> 01:17:19,135
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1371
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:21,638
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1372
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:24,349
but then I realized how wrong I was.
1373
01:17:24,432 --> 01:17:26,476
How wrong all of this is.
1374
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:29,103
And then I...
1375
01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:30,772
I Zinged.
1376
01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:33,983
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1377
01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:35,443
It's a monster thing.
1378
01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:36,903
You wouldn't understand.
1379
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,447
It's like true love.
1380
01:17:39,739 --> 01:17:40,740
Love?
1381
01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:42,075
(GROWLING)
1382
01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,788
Well, I guess the legacy ends with me.
1383
01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:48,873
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)
1384
01:17:48,957 --> 01:17:49,958
ERICKA: Nope!
1385
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,752
It's time to start a new legacy.
1386
01:17:53,795 --> 01:17:56,381
A monster-human legacy.
1387
01:17:57,465 --> 01:17:58,466
No!
1388
01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:00,718
(PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1389
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:08,768
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
1390
01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:12,438
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1391
01:18:13,106 --> 01:18:15,775
We need positive energy!
1392
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,201
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1393
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:28,037
You just carry
all that stuff around with you?
1394
01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:31,332
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1395
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:35,336
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1396
01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:37,881
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1397
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:39,757
but you've got the power.
1398
01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:41,551
All right. Okay.
1399
01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:44,429
Opening song needs to be off the shizak.
1400
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,348
Ooh, got it. Play this! (GIGGLES)
1401
01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:50,768
(GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING)
1402
01:18:50,852 --> 01:18:52,854
I'm picking up good vibrations
1403
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:53,938
(WHOOPING)
1404
01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:56,649
She's giving me excitations
1405
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:59,027
- Good
- I'm picking up
1406
01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:00,737
Good vibrations
1407
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,363
She's giving me
1408
01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:03,823
Excitations
1409
01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,617
Good, good, good
1410
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,076
- Good vibrations
- (ALL CHEERING)
1411
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,328
She's giving me...
1412
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,163
What is that noise?
1413
01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:12,957
I'm picking up good vibrations
1414
01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,626
She's giving me excitations
1415
01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:16,127
Wow! I like this one.
1416
01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,587
This feels good.
1417
01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:20,006
- Good vibrations
- (LAUGHING)
1418
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,257
The fool.
1419
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:24,260
- (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES)
- (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1420
01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,475
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1421
01:19:33,144 --> 01:19:34,145
(GASPS)
1422
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:49,077
Whoa! His music is too powerful!
1423
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,287
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1424
01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:52,664
Now, Drac!
1425
01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:57,085
(INTRO TO DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING)
1426
01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:03,007
So don't worry
1427
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:05,802
Be happy
1428
01:20:05,885 --> 01:20:07,011
Don't worry
1429
01:20:07,095 --> 01:20:09,722
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1430
01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:13,434
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1431
01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:14,852
Don't worry
1432
01:20:14,936 --> 01:20:16,646
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1433
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,730
Be happy
1434
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,649
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
1435
01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,151
I've had enough of this nonsense!
1436
01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:24,946
(PLAYING POUNDING, SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1437
01:20:25,655 --> 01:20:27,115
(LOW GROWL)
1438
01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:33,538
(RUMBLING)
1439
01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:39,669
(ALL SCREAMING)
1440
01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:42,422
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1441
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:44,549
(GROWLING)
1442
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:48,386
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1443
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:51,973
toe-tappinating song
in the history of all the universe.
1444
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,307
(GROWLING)
1445
01:20:55,643 --> 01:20:58,146
JONATHAN: Come on. Where is it?
1446
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:01,607
I don't know!
1447
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,735
There's too many choices.
1448
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,529
(ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1449
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:08,322
No, wait!
1450
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:11,492
This is it.
1451
01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:15,580
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)
1452
01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:18,958
(INTRO TO MACARENA PLAYING FAINTLY)
1453
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:25,256
What the...
1454
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:27,967
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1455
01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:41,939
Boy, that stinks.
1456
01:21:48,154 --> 01:21:49,530
It's working!
1457
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,617
(MACARENA CONTINUES)
1458
01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,918
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1459
01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:03,461
I kind of like it.
1460
01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,421
WITCHES: Ooh!
1461
01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:10,218
(VLAD SINGS ALONG)
1462
01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:12,804
(SCREAMS)
1463
01:22:12,887 --> 01:22:15,056
- (MACARENA CONTINUES)
- (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1464
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:19,227
(MACARENA DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1465
01:22:21,521 --> 01:22:23,815
(DANCING TO THE TUNE OF MACARENA)
1466
01:22:26,025 --> 01:22:27,318
No!
1467
01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,488
- (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)
1468
01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:50,383
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1469
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:53,511
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1470
01:22:55,346 --> 01:22:58,599
(SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA)
1471
01:22:58,683 --> 01:22:59,684
(SONG STOPS)
1472
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:00,768
No!
1473
01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:04,856
Drac, what are you doing?
1474
01:23:05,148 --> 01:23:07,024
You got to be greater than the haters!
1475
01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:10,194
(SCREAMING)
1476
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,864
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?
1477
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,041
Why?
1478
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,335
Why, after everything,
1479
01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:29,046
would you save my life?
1480
01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:32,216
Because basically we are all the same.
1481
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:36,012
Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.
1482
01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:38,055
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1483
01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:39,557
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1484
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,641
(BARKS)
1485
01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:44,604
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)
1486
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:46,731
I'm sorry.
1487
01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:49,859
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1488
01:23:53,571 --> 01:23:55,072
Ew. (EXHALES)
1489
01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:57,742
You are amazing.
1490
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,005
Look at me, Dennis. Look at me.
1491
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,425
Come on, you can't deny it.
1492
01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:17,178
No! I'm too young to Zing!
1493
01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:24,060
Well, I feel kind of silly now.
1494
01:24:24,310 --> 01:24:27,605
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1495
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,607
persecuted you.
1496
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,442
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)
1497
01:24:32,944 --> 01:24:35,947
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1498
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:38,532
give you
1499
01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:39,867
(STAMMERS)
1500
01:24:39,951 --> 01:24:41,702
a 30% refund.
1501
01:24:41,953 --> 01:24:44,247
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!
1502
01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,166
Oh, all right.
1503
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,626
Full refund.
1504
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:50,836
(ALL CHEERING)
1505
01:24:59,804 --> 01:25:01,931
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)
1506
01:25:02,473 --> 01:25:04,392
(PANTING)
1507
01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:05,476
(SCREECHING)
1508
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,065
(SNIFFING)
1509
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,278
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)
1510
01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:16,529
(TINKLES YIPPING)
1511
01:25:17,405 --> 01:25:19,240
(PUPPIES BARKING)
1512
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:22,159
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1513
01:25:22,243 --> 01:25:24,704
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1514
01:25:24,912 --> 01:25:25,913
Yeah, I know.
1515
01:25:25,997 --> 01:25:28,874
We got tranquilized and spent
most of the trip locked in a closet.
1516
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,961
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it again
for the holidays.
1517
01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,260
Hi. Checking in?
1518
01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:41,053
Yes. Thank you.
1519
01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:43,347
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)
1520
01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:46,934
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1521
01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:48,477
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)
1522
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,482
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1523
01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:58,946
(DRACULA GIGGLING)
1524
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:04,618
(LAUGHING)
1525
01:26:04,702 --> 01:26:07,955
Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants?
1526
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:09,790
Oh, nothing.
1527
01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:14,462
It's just, I wanted to make sure
nobody would bother us.
1528
01:26:15,254 --> 01:26:16,714
Oh! Why?
1529
01:26:16,797 --> 01:26:19,425
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1530
01:26:19,550 --> 01:26:20,843
(CHUCKLES)
1531
01:26:21,469 --> 01:26:22,595
No.
1532
01:26:23,262 --> 01:26:25,264
I was going to ask you
1533
01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:27,641
if you would marry me.
1534
01:26:28,893 --> 01:26:29,977
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)
1535
01:26:30,478 --> 01:26:31,729
(GASPS)
1536
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,148
Well? What do you say?
1537
01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:36,275
Will you marry me?
1538
01:26:40,029 --> 01:26:42,198
(STAMMERS) I... I...
1539
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,617
Woobee deeba doobee?
1540
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,661
Wha...
1541
01:26:49,914 --> 01:26:52,291
I mean, I... woobee doobeedee?
1542
01:26:54,919 --> 01:26:55,920
(GROANS)
1543
01:26:56,295 --> 01:26:58,005
MONSTERS: What did she say?
1544
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:01,175
Uh... I'm not sure.
1545
01:27:04,428 --> 01:27:05,638
Yes!
1546
01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:06,847
(GASPS)
1547
01:27:08,599 --> 01:27:10,309
Whee!
1548
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,815
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1549
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:17,566
- I see love
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)
1550
01:27:18,901 --> 01:27:19,902
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1551
01:27:19,985 --> 01:27:22,238
I see love around me
1552
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,323
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
- From a river to a flood
1553
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:30,162
I see love around me
1554
01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:32,164
Love around me
1555
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:36,377
All of you helped me find my heart
1556
01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:40,214
I didn't even know my name
1557
01:27:41,257 --> 01:27:44,343
Then I was blinded by the dark
1558
01:27:44,969 --> 01:27:47,972
My eyes will never look the same
1559
01:27:48,139 --> 01:27:51,475
Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1560
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:55,479
Into the light
as the night's coming down
1561
01:27:55,646 --> 01:27:59,150
I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing now
1562
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,402
We're focusing now
1563
01:28:02,486 --> 01:28:04,488
I see love
1564
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,784
I see love around me
1565
01:28:08,868 --> 01:28:09,869
(CACKLING)
1566
01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:12,246
From a river to a flood
1567
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,041
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CACKLING)
1568
01:28:16,584 --> 01:28:17,585
(SCREAMS)
1569
01:28:19,378 --> 01:28:20,379
(MUSIC RESUMES)
1570
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,673
From a river to a flood
1571
01:28:24,925 --> 01:28:27,344
I see love around me
1572
01:28:27,428 --> 01:28:29,096
Love around me
1573
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:33,017
Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1574
01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:37,146
Into the light
as the night's coming down
1575
01:28:37,313 --> 01:28:40,649
- I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now
- Ha-ha!
1576
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:43,110
We're focusing now
1577
01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:46,113
(GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
1578
01:28:46,197 --> 01:28:48,115
I see love
1579
01:28:48,199 --> 01:28:49,783
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
1580
01:28:50,326 --> 01:28:52,703
I see love around me
1581
01:28:53,412 --> 01:28:55,789
From a river to a flood
1582
01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,628
I see love around me
1583
01:29:00,711 --> 01:29:02,004
Love around me
1584
01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:04,465
I see love
1585
01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:08,719
I see love
1586
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:11,222
From a river to a flood
1587
01:29:13,349 --> 01:29:16,143
- I see love around me
- (BURPS)
1588
01:29:17,061 --> 01:29:19,230
I see love
1589
01:29:19,647 --> 01:29:21,815
(FLOAT PLAYING)
1590
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:27,821
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
1591
01:29:27,905 --> 01:29:29,907
No, I can't be patient
1592
01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:31,909
Pullin' up in this spaceship
1593
01:29:31,992 --> 01:29:33,535
Don't need no destination
1594
01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:35,621
Baby, come on
1595
01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:37,998
Don't need to complicate this
1596
01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:40,167
We're lifting off of this pavement
1597
01:29:40,251 --> 01:29:43,170
I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe on
1598
01:29:43,921 --> 01:29:47,007
There ain't nothin' but a slow ride
1599
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:51,804
So, come on, let's catch some more vibes
1600
01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:55,683
Baby, let me get by your side
1601
01:29:56,684 --> 01:29:58,727
And hold on
1602
01:29:59,103 --> 01:30:01,730
Wanna float away with you
1603
01:30:03,232 --> 01:30:05,901
Wanna float away with you
1604
01:30:07,569 --> 01:30:09,905
Nothing else I'd rather do
1605
01:30:11,573 --> 01:30:16,453
Wanna float away with you
1606
01:30:16,537 --> 01:30:18,163
You, baby
1607
01:30:18,831 --> 01:30:20,541
- Away, yeah
- (CACKLES)
1608
01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:22,459
Away, yeah
1609
01:30:22,793 --> 01:30:24,628
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1610
01:30:26,130 --> 01:30:28,382
Sun over that ocean
1611
01:30:28,465 --> 01:30:30,175
- Sippin' on that potion
- (CRASHING)
1612
01:30:30,259 --> 01:30:33,429
Don't matter where we rollin',
baby, come on
1613
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,515
Your love prescription
1614
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:38,684
Is gettin' me so lifted
1615
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,562
'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe on
1616
01:30:42,521 --> 01:30:45,065
There ain't nothin' but a slow ride
1617
01:30:45,149 --> 01:30:46,567
Slow ride
1618
01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:49,361
So, come on, let's catch some more vibes
1619
01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:50,904
More vibes
1620
01:30:50,988 --> 01:30:53,782
Baby, let me get by your side
1621
01:30:55,117 --> 01:30:57,453
And hold on
1622
01:30:57,619 --> 01:31:00,372
Wanna float away with you
1623
01:31:01,832 --> 01:31:05,961
- Wanna float away with you
- (GREMLINS CACKLE)
1624
01:31:06,045 --> 01:31:09,006
Nothing else I'd rather do
1625
01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:10,090
(WHOOPING)
1626
01:31:10,174 --> 01:31:12,509
Wanna float away with you
1627
01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:14,011
Float
1628
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:17,598
Wanna float away with you
1629
01:31:19,892 --> 01:31:21,852
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)