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I was early to finish,
I was late to start.

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I might be an adult,
I'm a minor at heart.

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Go to college, be a man,
what's the fucking deal?

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It's not how old I
am, it's how old I feel.

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Take your time, try not
to forget, we never will.

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We're just a
minor threat.

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We're just a
minor threat.

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Thank you Ian.

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So I'm gonna end
tonight with a short one.

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You know the other day I was watching this
police beating video and I'm thinking to

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myself, man if there's another riot,
please don't burn down Bangkok.

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So yeah, I wrote this song
about the best Thai food in LA.

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You can burn McDonald's,
you can burn KFC.

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But don't start a fire
with the Bangkok tea.

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You say it ain't a riot,
it's a social movement.

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But Bangkok duck ain't the
place to make a statement.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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The sweet basil chicken
is as good as fuck!

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It's not black gold, but
don't employ the S's.

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They got the best fried
rice, but you never taste it.

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Chicken hat time,
sweet iced tea.

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Bangkok duck
didn't beat you,

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it was the LAPD!

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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The garlic pepper
pork is as good as fuck!

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I know you're all pissed,
and you're gonna pull a calling

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biter, get your ass away
from my favorite Thai diner.

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I know you're all pissed,
and you're gonna pull a calling

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biter, Get your rest away
from my favorite Thai diner.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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Please don't burn, Bangkok duck.

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The oyster sauce
shrimp is as good as fine!

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I'm Crystal Green, good night!

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Keep it going, keep it going for my
favorite rocker girl, Crystal Green!

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Yeah!

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Oh, she was
incredible!

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Listen, tomorrow
night, link...

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You can see the
fireworks here.

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The sun burns orange in the sky.

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This time of
year.

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You see the stars
when it's clear.

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A corner moon on
a quiet street tonight.

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And I feel like I
did something right.

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Hey, so what did
you think?

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Hey, you were
great!

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Really good.

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I'm not so sure, I'm not really
feeling the whole duck song thing.

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But the minor threat,
that was rockin'.

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You hungry?

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Oh, I'm really
tired.

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I got a long
drive tomorrow.

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Yeah, um, about
that.

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I'm gonna give you
these last two weeks.

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And if you don't come back with a hit,
we're gonna have to license something.

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I know.

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You sure your
car's gonna make it?

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My car's made it from every dive bar
or coffee shop from here to Vermont.

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Yeah, well, it's gonna take
a dump one of these days.

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Why don't you
just take one?

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Well, what are
you gonna do?

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I don't know.

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I'll figure
something out.

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I'll call Jason,
borrow one from him.

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He's always cool
like that.

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Mmm, drive a stick
all the way up the hill?

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Right there.

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You're gonna have to grow up one of
these days, learn how to drive a stick?

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I'll learn when
I get back.

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Here, hand me
that.

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Well, I'll hold
you to it.

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Even if it does cost
me a new clutch.

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It was seven hours till sunup.

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Bombs and tracers
lit up the night sky.

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Fear covered our
faces.

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Wilson told me again
that night about Indiana.

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His wife and his
sons.

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No.

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It wasn't the bombs that
kept me awake that night.

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It was Wilson.

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He kept on talking
about Indiana.

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His wife and his
sons.

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It was our first
night there.

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War paint.

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Fear covered our
faces.

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This is war.

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This isn't my grandfather's war.

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Or my father's
war.

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This is my war.

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I thought about all the
guys from the academy.

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And how many of them
wouldn't make it back home.

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Well,

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I'm nobody
special.

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Just another
burnout.

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I thought I'd be the
guy who's left behind.

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Here we go
again.

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Break down to
the...

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Um, hi.

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Uh, this is
1144.

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Sure is.

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Yeah, um...

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I'm staying
here.

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Well, it's a good thing I didn't run you
over or I'd be rooming with the dead guy.

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Rooming?

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I'm kidding.

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When you
checking out?

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Yeah, I just
checked in last night.

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I'm booked here
for two weeks.

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Right.

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I'm not kidding.

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Well, is there a guest
house in the back?

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Or is this a
duplex?

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Um, nope.

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Are you with
your family?

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Girlfriend?

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Boyfriend?

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It's just me.

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Well, it's a two
bedroom, right?

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00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,480
Yeah.

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00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,180
Wait, wait,
wait.

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00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,941
Is that for some sort
of musical instrument?

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00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:07,300
Yeah.

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00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,880
Why, do you
play?

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00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,361
A little guitar, but... Oh,
you mean the ukulele?

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00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:14,120
No, I mean I play
guitar once in a while.

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I know what you
meant.

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Okay, well, listen,
you can't come inside.

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00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:21,421
Well, I'm not car
camping this vacation.

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All right, well, let me call the landlord
and I'll figure out what's going on.

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Well, all right, but I'm pretty
sure I figured out what's going on.

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We've been
double bucked.

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Oh, no thanks.

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I'll carry everything
inside myself.

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I don't want a
refund.

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I want this
fixed.

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Get me a refund.

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You don't have
anywhere she could stay?

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Excuse me?

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I'm not leaving.

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You find another
place.

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I'm settled in.

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Well, you better
find one.

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Just call me back
at this number.

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Thanks.

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Hey, sorry, didn't
catch your name.

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Hi, I'm Scott.

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Crystal.

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00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:01,910
So, where's my
room?

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00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:03,750
I don't know.

153
00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:04,930
I mean, this is
my room.

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00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:05,710
This is the
master's.

155
00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:06,530
Well, why?

156
00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,270
Because you are
here first?

157
00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,871
Yeah, I'm pretty sure those have
been the rules since, like, third grade.

158
00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:16,091
Okay, well, my cell's not
working, so can I use your phone?

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00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,250
Uh, yeah, okay,
that's fine.

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00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:18,570
Thanks.

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00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:19,590
It's just
that...

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Hey, what's up?

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Uh, I'm just gonna
go get some food.

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I brought some
cookies.

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More than welcome to have a few.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,060
Sounds good.

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You are welcome.

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00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,220
New guests?

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00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,960
Who are they,
Ray-Ray?

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00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,560
Newlyweds.

173
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680
Really?

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00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,100
Honeymooning in
Lake Ojai?

175
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,380
No, they've been together
for about six months.

176
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,860
But why did they
drive up separately?

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00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,081
Maybe their lover's
having a lusty affair.

178
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,940
No, I think he's
on call.

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00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,461
He may have to pack up and
leave on a moment's notice.

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00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,360
You are so good
at this.

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00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,840
Thank you,
darling.

182
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,360
Hey!

183
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,840
Hey!

184
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,100
I see old
people.

185
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,240
Did you hear me,
Scott?

186
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,560
I said I see old
people.

187
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,720
Totally checking
me out.

188
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,300
So what?

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00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,920
Wonder what
they're hoping to see.

190
00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:25,301
Anything too sexy and the old
man's gonna have a heart attack.

191
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,060
Of course.

192
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,421
The wife might split the
insurance money with us.

193
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,881
You know, if you plan to kill him, I
think that's premeditated murder.

194
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,800
You're no fun.

195
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,280
Scott?

196
00:11:47,615 --> 00:11:49,481
Is that a statement
or a question?

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00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:49,980
Question.

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00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:50,780
Shoot.

199
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,140
Wanna go for a
walk?

200
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,040
Um...

201
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,240
Show you my
boobs.

202
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,800
Is that gonna cause
a heart attack?

203
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,140
Well, if it does, I'm totally
taking over this room.

204
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,320
It is way better
than mine.

205
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,600
So, wanna go or
not?

206
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,260
Yeah, sounds
fun.

207
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,680
I don't know
about fun, but

208
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,840
it'll get us out
of here.

209
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,540
Haven't seen you leave
your room for hours.

210
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840
Okay.

211
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,790
So, what's the
water like?

212
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,911
Oh, I don't think you're
supposed to go in there.

213
00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:29,151
No, no, really, I think it's
full of leeches or something.

214
00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:31,911
Dude, you really
live on the edge.

215
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,271
Well, I am base
jumping in the morning.

216
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,770
So, you're a
musician?

217
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:41,950
A singer?

218
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,090
Yep.

219
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:45,650
Are you in a
band?

220
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:47,330
Just me.

221
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:48,450
Crystal Green.

222
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,470
Crystal Green.

223
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:52,930
Crystal Green.

224
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,250
I can't say I've
really heard of you.

225
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,450
Well, I'm sure there's a lot
of people you haven't heard

226
00:12:58,451 --> 00:13:00,211
of, but it doesn't
mean we all suck.

227
00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:02,370
You're right.

228
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,130
I'm sorry if I
offended you.

229
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,870
I'm just messing
with you.

230
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,110
God, you're uber
sensitive.

231
00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,530
Yeah.

232
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,860
So, does it, does
it pay the bills?

233
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,740
Not enough to
stop stripping.

234
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,220
Your dad must be
real proud of that.

235
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,381
Why would I care
what my dad thinks?

236
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,260
Oh, I don't know,
because he's your dad?

237
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,701
Well, what if my dad's
a real jerk, you know?

238
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,181
What if the bastard
diddled little boys?

239
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,180
Is your dad a
pedophile?

240
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:34,920
No way.

241
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,320
He's way into
the pussy.

242
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,640
What about you?

243
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680
What about me?

244
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,440
You into boys or
girls?

245
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:45,800
Girls.

246
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,360
Of the adult
variety.

247
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,900
I didn't take
you for gay.

248
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,361
Quiet, shy, boring, but not gay.

249
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,701
Well, would it bother
you if I was gay?

250
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,060
Mm-mm.

251
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,060
So, why are you really here
all by yourself, since we both

252
00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:06,261
know you're too much of a
sissy to be base jumping?

253
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,080
I'm writing.

254
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,040
Me too.

255
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,340
A book.

256
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,040
Well, words are
just words, right?

257
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,420
I mean, you write them down
and someone reads them.

258
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,081
I write them down
and I sing them.

259
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:25,400
Yeah, because a great novel is just a
couple words and punctuation marks away from

260
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:26,820
your typical
thrasher song.

261
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,820
Well, there are songs that
change the way people feel

262
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:33,421
about love and war and
racism or the economy.

263
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:39,860
I'm sorry, you're just not going to convince
me that a band is doing the Lord's work

264
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,180
with some song
lyrics.

265
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,380
Don't know about
that.

266
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,200
I mean, the first time I
listened to the song Hope by the

267
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:48,981
Descendants, I was
pretty blown away.

268
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,740
You know, there are guys
that just can't deal with all their

269
00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:58,641
hormones and angst and then they
hear a song and it sets them straight.

270
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,101
I bet it saved a lot of 16-year-olds
from putting guns in their mouths.

271
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,730
Just saying.

272
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,440
Is that the
phone?

273
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,180
Hello!

274
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,500
For you.

275
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,180
Hello?

276
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,480
Oh no, I was
outside.

277
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,780
On a walk?

278
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,100
No, there are like
killer bears out there.

279
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,460
I was with my
roomie.

280
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,380
He's like the
sister I never had.

281
00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:58,045
Totally not my
type.

282
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,960
So who's on the
phone, Ray Ray?

283
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
Her mother.

284
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,440
Oh, checking in on
their second honeymoon.

285
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,201
It's not a second honeymoon.

286
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,500
It's a
reconciliation.

287
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,300
He's fresh out
of rehab.

288
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:14,580
Rehab?

289
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,020
For, um, for gambling addiction.

290
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,340
No,
no, no, no,
no.

291
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760
Sex addiction.

292
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,460
Yeah.

293
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,180
Oh.

294
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,181
Oh.

295
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:30,700
Scott?

296
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:31,701
Are you
sleeping?

297
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,560
Not anymore.

298
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,840
What's up?

299
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
You, for one.

300
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,280
I didn't disturb
you, did I?

301
00:16:49,815 --> 00:16:51,220
No, I was
sleeping.

302
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,780
You always sleep
with a boner?

303
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,220
It's a
nightstick.

304
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,421
Oh, you don't have
a girlfriend, do you?

305
00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,720
No, not really.

306
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,660
But you're not a
virgin, right?

307
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,740
Where do you come
up with this stuff?

308
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,620
Well, I figure
you're like 30, right?

309
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,521
So you've at least gotten
laid once in your life.

310
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,530
I was in the
military.

311
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,700
Iraq.

312
00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:12,980
Well, I didn't ask if you
knocked boots with a camel.

313
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,601
I was seeing if you ever
went all the way with a chick.

314
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,160
All the way with...
what is this, junior high?

315
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,481
Well, you can have
your peace and quiet.

316
00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:21,595
My date is over.

317
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,440
He gives great
phone.

318
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,340
Excuse me?

319
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,000
Yeah.

320
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:27,740
Were you in here
playing with your monkey?

321
00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,721
I was out there
playing with mine, too.

322
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,884
Oh, and it's good to know that,
um, even with all that estrogen, Mr.

323
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,301
Happy still functions.

324
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,540
Actually, his
name is El Jefe.

325
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,180
El Jefe?

326
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,380
Nothing.

327
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:43,790
Didn't look like
nothing to me.

328
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,920
I'm guessing you're
swinging a decent five-incher.

329
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,060
Yeah, well, five inches
is the new eight inches.

330
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,140
Oh, a sense of
humor.

331
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,580
I like that.

332
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:54,760
Great.

333
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,501
Now I'm the funny
sister you never had.

334
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,740
Good night,
Scott.

335
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,420
Ditto.

336
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,900
That was rude.

337
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,340
What?

338
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,520
Ditto.

339
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:15,741
Look, Crystal, it's really late, I'm
really tired, and I'm really sorry.

340
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,160
Okay.

341
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,320
Good night,
Scott.

342
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080
Good night.

343
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,140
Crystal.

344
00:18:27,141 --> 00:18:28,141
Crystal.

345
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:30,620
What?

346
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,180
Say, good night,
Crystal.

347
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:37,101
Didn't I just
mention I was tired?

348
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,821
Actually, you said
you were really tired.

349
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,820
Good night,
Crystal.

350
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,260
You have any
sisters?

351
00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:51,050
No.

352
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,190
Brothers?

353
00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:53,370
Nope.

354
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:54,990
Yeah, I can
tell.

355
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,070
You have that
only child complex.

356
00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,710
I had five
brothers.

357
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:01,870
Five?

358
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,030
Yep.

359
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:06,590
Michael, Marlon, Tito,
Jackie, and Jermaine.

360
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,470
Dad used to give
us a whoopin'

361
00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:10,431
every time we screwed
up our dance routines.

362
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:13,751
Listen, are you on
some sort of medication?

363
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:15,850
Michael was my
favorite.

364
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:19,671
Actually, he was
everyone's favorite.

365
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:21,770
Yeah.

366
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:24,211
You know, he used
to babysit my nephew.

367
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,050
Really?

368
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:25,790
Yeah.

369
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:25,870
Yeah.

370
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,750
The funny thing
was, he paid us.

371
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:28,890
Wait.

372
00:19:29,315 --> 00:19:30,750
Dude, you can't
have a nephew.

373
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:31,890
You're an only
child.

374
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,310
Well, you can't have brothers
named Tito and Jermaine.

375
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,250
You're like whiter
than a Klan rally.

376
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:36,930
Whatever!

377
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,970
Where are you
from, anyway?

378
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,430
Ugh.

379
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,830
Good night,
Crystal.

380
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,650
Fine.

381
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:46,910
Good night,
Scott.

382
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:52,810
I'm from Pomona.

383
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,340
Good morning!

384
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,420
Are you and Mr. Happy
ready for breakfast?

385
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
I mean, el jefe.

386
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,800
Bacon, eggs, and
toast.

387
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,300
I'm a
vegetarian.

388
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,210
Vegan or
vegetarian?

389
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,060
I don't eat dead
animals.

390
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,161
Well, what about
aborted chicken fetuses?

391
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
That's a
negative.

392
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,540
Toast and
coffee, then?

393
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400
Okay, that
sounds good.

394
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,100
Just give me five minutes, okay?

395
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,541
Oh, is that how long
it takes to rub one out?

396
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,720
I seriously need to
start locking my door.

397
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,460
Dude, you should
be thanking me.

398
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,801
That's about as much action as
you're going to get this entire vacation.

399
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,740
What about a
cheeseburger?

400
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,760
It still died.

401
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,060
But it's so
good?

402
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,040
Maybe.

403
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,200
With grilled
onions on it?

404
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:44,140
Super delish.

405
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:44,640
You're right.

406
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,681
You should maybe
think about trying it.

407
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:47,900
You know, you're
right.

408
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,080
I mean, here I
am.

409
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,960
I've been a vegan
for, what, ten years?

410
00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:54,901
But sure, why not try a cheeseburger
because it has onions on it?

411
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,880
How old are you
again?

412
00:20:58,700 --> 00:20:59,700
Four?

413
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,180
Yeah.

414
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,340
You're real
cute.

415
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:07,810
Bacon.

416
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:08,590
Is there bacon?

417
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,010
Yep.

418
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,510
I'm getting good
at this, Ray.

419
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,310
She's a lousy
cook.

420
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:16,150
Really?

421
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:17,050
How can you
tell?

422
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,611
He hasn't touched
a thing but the toast.

423
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:22,950
So, what's your
book about?

424
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:25,410
Life.

425
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:26,950
Death.

426
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,390
Brotherhood.

427
00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:29,650
Mafia?

428
00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,050
Military.

429
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,350
I'm not really a
big fan of war.

430
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:36,791
But what, you're a
big fan of the mob?

431
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:37,370
Totally.

432
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,130
Yo, why, Mikey?

433
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,691
Well, you got some fire protection
on that place of yours on 82nd, huh?

434
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,830
And what about that
pretty little wife of yours?

435
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,951
You got some rape
insurance on that broad?

436
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:48,990
I should write a
book.

437
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:49,430
Yeah.

438
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,590
Yeah, you
should.

439
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:52,750
You don't gotta be a
sarcastic dick about it.

440
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:54,770
If you wanna write a book,
you don't need my approval.

441
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:55,310
Just do it.

442
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,430
Maybe I will.

443
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,230
I mean, I've written
some great tunes.

444
00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:00,050
One book can't
be that hard.

445
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:00,990
Yeah.

446
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:05,370
Cause Stephen King, Mick
Jagger, it's practically the same guy.

447
00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:06,570
Oh, yeah!

448
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:08,510
Really?

449
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,370
He's a real
comedian.

450
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,510
She can barely
contain herself.

451
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,831
Women like a man
with a sense of humor.

452
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:21,110
Yeah.

453
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,441
You know, I looked
you up on the internet.

454
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,060
Oh, yeah?

455
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,100
What'd you find?

456
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,281
Well, are you in a cover
band or something?

457
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,900
Nope.

458
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,301
Cause all the stuff I heard was
you covering other people's work.

459
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:42,500
Oh.

460
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:42,900
Boyfriend.

461
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,781
Also, my producer likes to put up
stuff that other people will recognize.

462
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,981
How's that working out for you?

463
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,240
I hate it,
really.

464
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,160
But he's the rock
and roll genius.

465
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,880
Huh.

466
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,480
So you're up here, what, to
write some original material?

467
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,261
Yeah, you know, I want
people to like me for my stuff.

468
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,770
All that other shit can
be... Bonus material.

469
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,440
Exactly.

470
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,301
I'm not gonna lie, I've
written a bunch of crap.

471
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,560
Yeah.

472
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:13,900
You and me both.

473
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,721
I guess we have a lot more
in common than I thought.

474
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,480
Yeah, well, hopefully this
getaway is what we both need.

475
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,120
Anyway, speaking of needs...
I gotta get back to work.

476
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340
You staying out
here?

477
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,440
For a little
bit.

478
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,040
Okay.

479
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,180
Well, thanks for
breakfast.

480
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,220
Oh, no problem.

481
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,620
You saved me from the leeches.

482
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,120
I owed you.

483
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,220
All right.

484
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:09,920
Crystal.

485
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:11,260
Yo.

486
00:24:12,595 --> 00:24:14,220
Um, I just spoke
with the rental agency.

487
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,041
Things aren't looking too good.

488
00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:19,340
I guess the only hotel I know...
All nearby is 40 miles away and

489
00:24:19,341 --> 00:24:20,836
it's closed for the
whole season, so.

490
00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:21,261
..

491
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,340
Looks like we're stuck
here for a few days.

492
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,720
That's cool.

493
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,600
Hey, can I make
a request?

494
00:24:33,155 --> 00:24:35,061
Yeah, as long as it's
not Stairway to Heaven.

495
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,260
Well, we're out
here roughing it.

496
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,801
I thought we could bust
out the old kumbaya.

497
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:43,261
You know, I found a plastic bucket
that we could substitute in for a bongo.

498
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,540
Have a little
jam session.

499
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,240
Um, I don't
know.

500
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:47,340
I...

501
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,374
Um, do you think you
could play the song.

502
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,400
.. Hope?

503
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:55,860
Yeah.

504
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520
Yeah.

505
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,421
You think you'd
teach me to play that?

506
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,360
Sit down.

507
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,820
Come here.

508
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800
All right, so...

509
00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:19,040
Your first finger goes, you
know, second fret, sixth string.

510
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280
Okay.

511
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:27,860
It's three-two room But
nobody sleeps in the afternoon

512
00:25:34,510 --> 00:25:36,050
Phone not
working?

513
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:37,730
I unplugged it.

514
00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:39,150
Great.

515
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,710
Sorry, I needed
the internet.

516
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,290
Porno?

517
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:43,650
No.

518
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,951
Come on, when's the last time
you saw a pair of dirty pillows?

519
00:25:47,565 --> 00:25:48,870
Uh, this morning, actually.

520
00:25:48,871 --> 00:25:50,710
I don't mean
internet porn.

521
00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:53,770
I mean a real pair
of live snack baskets.

522
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:58,391
Well, I don't know if they were
real, but they were definitely live.

523
00:25:58,850 --> 00:25:59,330
Whose?

524
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:00,030
Yours.

525
00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:00,930
No way.

526
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:01,530
Way!

527
00:26:02,050 --> 00:26:03,330
We were at the
breakfast table.

528
00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:04,150
You leaned over.

529
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,310
Your shirt was
open.

530
00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:08,550
Listen, I didn't
try to look.

531
00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:10,790
30 is too early to
be a dirty old man.

532
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:14,290
Well, you know, it
wasn't entirely my fault.

533
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,500
You could have
worn a bra.

534
00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:21,150
What was that
for?

535
00:26:21,490 --> 00:26:23,330
She pulled down
his pants.

536
00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:24,690
Let me see.

537
00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:26,166
What do you want
to see that for?

538
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:27,030
I showed you
mine.

539
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,090
You show me
yours.

540
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:28,950
Hardly.

541
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:29,370
What?

542
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,710
Well, you got to see, like,
the X-rated version of me.

543
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:34,390
I only got to
see PG-13.

544
00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:39,730
He went into the
room.

545
00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:41,250
He went into the
room?

546
00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:44,590
She came on too
strong or he's gay.

547
00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:46,330
But they're
married.

548
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,110
They call it a
beard.

549
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,940
Are you off the
phone?

550
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,160
The shizzle.

551
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,480
Great.

552
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,780
Can I have it
back then?

553
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,180
Why don't we just
leave it out here?

554
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,460
Court seems long
enough.

555
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,861
Well, I just don't
want to trip over it.

556
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,040
Don't want to injure yourself
before your base jump.

557
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,120
Right.

558
00:27:11,121 --> 00:27:12,121
Thank you.

559
00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,430
So, why let it
go high?

560
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:25,250
I can't see
nothing.

561
00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:26,690
They're doing
it?

562
00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:29,691
We need to see if they
opened that window in the back.

563
00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:31,470
Maybe we can get
a view through that.

564
00:27:31,890 --> 00:27:32,890
Come on.

565
00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:38,210
I was on vacation a couple
years ago and I got lost.

566
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,550
I ended up here.

567
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,950
I figured if I ever need a place
to get away, this would be it.

568
00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:43,610
What about you?

569
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:44,550
Looked at a map.

570
00:27:44,735 --> 00:27:46,591
Seemed far enough
away from home.

571
00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:48,810
What's wrong at
home?

572
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,810
Oh, I just wanted
to do this alone.

573
00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:53,711
You know, no one's steering
me in this direction or that one.

574
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,791
So, who are you
on vacation with?

575
00:27:58,990 --> 00:27:59,990
Myself.

576
00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,230
That's lonely.

577
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:03,530
Well, you're by
yourself.

578
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:05,060
I'm working,
alright?

579
00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,310
Of course,
you're working.

580
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:06,730
I forgot.

581
00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:07,950
I forgot.

582
00:28:09,635 --> 00:28:11,471
When's the last time
you had a girlfriend?

583
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Um,
six years
maybe?

584
00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:15,390
Damn.

585
00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:16,830
It's not that
bad.

586
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,550
Uh, six years is
a long time.

587
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:19,810
You lost your
game.

588
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,651
You probably forgot
how to seduce a chick.

589
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:24,090
Well, I don't
know.

590
00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:26,390
Maybe I need to
watch a movie or

591
00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:27,590
read a book or
something.

592
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:28,950
Yeah, you should
see Say Anything.

593
00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:31,911
John Cusack had
some game in that.

594
00:28:34,705 --> 00:28:35,950
And you don't
like your job?

595
00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:38,410
Not really.

596
00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,290
So this book is
it, huh?

597
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,500
I mean, it's
your life.

598
00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:43,270
Sad.

599
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,630
Well, I don't
know.

600
00:28:45,710 --> 00:28:46,870
What's sad about
that?

601
00:28:46,871 --> 00:28:49,930
Well, I mean, even if it does become
a big hit, what's gonna change?

602
00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:54,190
Not like authors have groupies,
so you'll still be this lonely

603
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,531
guy, but you won't
have anything to do.

604
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,710
Well, maybe I'll
write another book.

605
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:00,340
But don't you
want more?

606
00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:02,930
I mean, what?

607
00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:03,830
Groupies?

608
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:04,650
Drugs?

609
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:05,830
Illicit sex
parties?

610
00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:07,671
I'm just pointing out
what's obvious to me.

611
00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:09,510
You're a lonely
man, dude.

612
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,320
Hey.

613
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,220
Hey.

614
00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:46,720
Um, listen, I'm gonna go down
to the lake and grow some rocks

615
00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:48,180
or stones or
something.

616
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:49,780
Hey, want some
company?

617
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,060
No, no, that's
fine.

618
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,461
You stay here and
play as loud as you like.

619
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,720
All right.

620
00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:06,730
Five skips.

621
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:09,311
Damn, you finally found
something you're good at.

622
00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,650
You decided to
join me, huh?

623
00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:16,270
Yeah, I figured it would be pretty tragic
to let a lonely soul kill himself before

624
00:30:16,271 --> 00:30:17,271
he finished his
book.

625
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:18,650
Couldn't let
that happen.

626
00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:20,870
Thanks.

627
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,360
Extreme stone
skipping.

628
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,680
What?

629
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,260
You know how everything's
extreme these days?

630
00:30:31,261 --> 00:30:33,740
From bicycles to
cola.

631
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:35,880
Extreme new
pizza crust.

632
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Yeah.

633
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,840
Ah, and that's all on the wrist.

634
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:45,760
Yep, and yours is a
lot stronger than mine.

635
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,560
No girlfriend
for six years.

636
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,320
Extreme jacking
off.

637
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,541
So who taught you
how to play guitar?

638
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,840
Hendrix.

639
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,640
Not really.

640
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:01,640
Seriously?

641
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,020
Mark Hendrix.

642
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:03,780
No relation.

643
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,960
Guy played for
my mom's church.

644
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,601
He's probably rolling
over in his grave.

645
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Maybe he's dead.

646
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:15,250
Who taught you
how to write?

647
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,540
John Steinbeck.

648
00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:20,880
I am picturing a
slightly heavy,

649
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,820
not-so-masculine
English teacher.

650
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
He's a writer.

651
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,040
Oh.

652
00:31:27,415 --> 00:31:30,260
Wait, he wrote that movie
with, uh, James Dean.

653
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,140
Um, Eden.

654
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,320
East of Eden.

655
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:37,300
No, but, I mean, he wrote the
book that the movie was based on.

656
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,060
What else did he
write?

657
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Grapes of Wrath.

658
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,981
Did they make that
into a movie, too?

659
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,280
Hm.

660
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:48,320
Must be pretty
good, then.

661
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,981
Well, if you're not going skinny
dipping, I'm gonna head back to the cabin.

662
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,520
See ya.

663
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,840
Don't get lost.

664
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,021
Did they make that
into a movie, too?

665
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800
Oh, God.

666
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,540
What are you
doing?

667
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:35,220
Sorry.

668
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,800
I'm sorry.

669
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,290
You're eating my
candy?

670
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,480
First of all, I ate a piece
of what-you-call-candy.

671
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:41,100
Not-so-crazy-delicious,
by the way.

672
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,360
And then I got on your computer, you
know, just to download some farm girl porn,

673
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,620
you know, like chicks with donkeys
and stuff, and... Wait, wait, wait.

674
00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:48,390
You're going
through my work?

675
00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:51,121
You know that my
amp has batteries?

676
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,900
Excuse me?

677
00:32:53,415 --> 00:32:55,840
Yeah, so if there's a power
outage up here, I can still play.

678
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:59,440
Listen, you're not gonna change
the subject and make me forget

679
00:32:59,441 --> 00:33:00,940
that you're invading
my personal space.

680
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240
I just...

681
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:05,940
You gonna get
that?

682
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,235
Oh, the phone.

683
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920
Sure.

684
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,560
Hello?

685
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040
Yes, this is
him.

686
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,180
Right.

687
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,280
Okay.

688
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,880
No, because...

689
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:26,220
No, we're gonna need...
You're gonna have to keep

690
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,761
looking, because
this is not a vacation.

691
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,520
I mean, granted, it's not
Guantanamo Bay, but we're gonna

692
00:33:32,521 --> 00:33:34,281
need some help with
other accommodations.

693
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,680
All right, thank
you.

694
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,280
Bye.

695
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,701
Well, they haven't
found anything yet.

696
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,481
Looks like we're gonna be
roaming together for a while.

697
00:33:45,935 --> 00:33:46,935
Could be worse,
right?

698
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280
Yeah.

699
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,020
Well, at least you bunch of
idiots know what to do here.

700
00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:15,320
Hey, listen.

701
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,460
Do you mind keeping
it down in there?

702
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:19,740
If the music's too loud,
you're too oooooold!

703
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880
Hmm...

704
00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:37,330
Bye pal.

705
00:34:37,331 --> 00:34:37,850
Hey, hey, what's
going on?

706
00:34:37,851 --> 00:34:38,851
I mean, I said to
fuck off already.

707
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,250
I was gonna say
it.

708
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,020
Yeah?

709
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,220
The phone!

710
00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:51,460
What about it?

711
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,340
Give me your
keys!

712
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,461
Now might be a good
time to introduce ourselves.

713
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,760
Whoever it is,
they'll call back.

714
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,801
Scott, what if there's like an
emergency and I need the phone?

715
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,080
Give me your keys,
Humpty Grumpty!

716
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,680
I'll be back in
a few, okay?

717
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,420
Scott, wait!

718
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:14,580
Oh no, Scott!

719
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,461
Oh God, you killed the old man!

720
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,640
Oh my God!

721
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,040
Now Nate, are
you okay here?

722
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:22,940
Don't move him!

723
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:25,580
I think I might have
crapped my pants.

724
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,640
Oh gosh, I am
so, so sorry.

725
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,200
Can someone help
me up for Christ's sake?

726
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:32,841
The buzzards are
starting to circle!

727
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:33,760
Thanks.

728
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,400
That's the least he could do
after he practically killed you.

729
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,140
A little car wreck can't
hurt this old marine.

730
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,700
Oh, Scott's almost for his
kill as a fellow serviceman.

731
00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:42,700
You served?

732
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:43,620
Sir, yes sir.

733
00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:44,340
Uh, look.

734
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,416
Let's not get
all nostalgic.

735
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,861
I don't think he's
got a whole lot of G.

736
00:35:46,862 --> 00:35:47,080
I.

737
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:47,520
Joe in him.

738
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:48,980
E.M.?

739
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,080
Comms.

740
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,640
Oh, so you spent all your time
messing around with radios.

741
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,300
Hardly call that
a soldier.

742
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:56,120
Oh, and then you find
out he was in the Air Force.

743
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,530
Chair Force!

744
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,120
No wonder he couldn't kill me.

745
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,541
So if you want, I can get
back in the car and try it again.

746
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280
Scott.

747
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:03,920
What?

748
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:04,560
The phone.

749
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:05,460
Oh, Jesus.

750
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:07,100
No, it's probably Richard's.

751
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:07,680
Richard?

752
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,120
Who's Richard?

753
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,400
Her boyfriend.

754
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,581
You mean you two aren't... No.

755
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,040
Keys?

756
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600
They're in the
car.

757
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,621
That's a mighty fine woman
you're shacking up with.

758
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:22,920
Oh, yeah.

759
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,180
She's, uh, she's
quite a handful.

760
00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:28,181
Uh, so, uh, you
want to go fishing?

761
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:28,920
Fishing?

762
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,461
I, you know, I'm not really
an outdoorsy kind of guy.

763
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,360
Oh, come on, you almost
killed me for Christ's sake.

764
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,500
The least you can do is join
me on the shore for a few.

765
00:36:36,350 --> 00:36:37,510
Yeah, I can't
argue with that.

766
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:38,780
Great.

767
00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:43,881
Well, uh, I'll hold off and
put on some clean pants.

768
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,940
See you in 15.

769
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,140
Adventure's my
middle name.

770
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,080
Trust me, time goes by a
lot faster when you're fishing.

771
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,440
I mean, I don't
eat them.

772
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,480
Why catch them?

773
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,001
Well, you can try a catch
and release if you want to.

774
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,380
Does the fish
enjoy that?

775
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,641
Ah, but once you hook
them, it's tough to let them go.

776
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,560
You just want to
cook them up.

777
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,360
Yeah.

778
00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:24,061
The taste of a
freshly killed animal.

779
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:24,920
Yeah.

780
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:27,920
I'm doing this as
a favor, actually.

781
00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:31,781
By fishing, I'm depleting the population
so they don't overeat and then starve.

782
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,220
I mean, yeah, but I guess a
fish could always just move

783
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,080
on to another area
once it's been depleted.

784
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,540
Come on, baby.

785
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,520
Chomp down hard.

786
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,520
Fishing's a real
fun sport.

787
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,500
Ah, geez.

788
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920
I know.

789
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,400
Think so?

790
00:38:02,890 --> 00:38:05,711
You know that East
of Eden was a book?

791
00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:07,590
Scott?

792
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,710
Yeah, the guy I'm
sharing the cabin with?

793
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:10,910
He mentioned it.

794
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,351
Well, I couldn't
care less, really.

795
00:38:17,890 --> 00:38:18,890
That's it?

796
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:20,590
What do you
mean, that's it?

797
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,650
Well, I just don't think
you got a war story there.

798
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:28,391
Sounds like you spent your time in
the service without a rifle in your hand.

799
00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,390
Hey, it wasn't
totally safe.

800
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,730
I mean, I heard
some IEDs go off.

801
00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:34,070
I saw some
casualties.

802
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,310
Oh, now I'm
scared.

803
00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:40,691
You know, maybe you'd catch a good
idea if you'd pick up that fishing pole.

804
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,480
Howdy.

805
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,620
Howdy-ho.

806
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,100
How was fishing?

807
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,361
Ah, I think I like
skipping rocks better.

808
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,740
Hey, listen,
we've got dinner

809
00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:06,180
with the old
folks tonight.

810
00:39:06,540 --> 00:39:07,540
For Le Mignon.

811
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,000
Your favorite.

812
00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:10,001
Yeah.

813
00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:27,011
So I thought we'd be having some
fish these adventure junkies caught.

814
00:39:27,945 --> 00:39:30,031
Nobody's ever caught
a fish in that lake.

815
00:39:31,235 --> 00:39:32,355
You've never
caught any fish?

816
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:36,111
Well, some got away,
but they ate my bait.

817
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,010
How long have you been fishing?

818
00:39:38,350 --> 00:39:39,350
Here?

819
00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:40,790
Ten years.

820
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:42,590
I also hunt wild
turkey.

821
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:47,291
Hasn't brought home nothing but a honey-baked
ham for the past six Thanksgivings.

822
00:39:49,605 --> 00:39:50,730
Scott shot a
tofurkey once.

823
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,631
Oh, I understand
that you're a writer?

824
00:39:57,535 --> 00:39:58,910
Yeah, I'm working on a novel.

825
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,470
Oh, I just, I
love books.

826
00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:04,890
Novels, instructions,
road signs.

827
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,810
Ain't nothing written down
that I have any need to read.

828
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:11,510
Yeah, I figure if the best books are made
into movies so they don't make it to the

829
00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:13,431
screen, they'd
probably suck ass.

830
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,230
Finally, a woman
with some sense.

831
00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:16,390
Thank you.

832
00:40:16,590 --> 00:40:17,590
You're welcome.

833
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:26,230
So you think Scott
would like some leftovers?

834
00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:27,770
He doesn't eat
meat.

835
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:31,131
He usually keeps it a secret because
he doesn't want to seem like a weirdo.

836
00:40:33,310 --> 00:40:34,310
Excuse me.

837
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,310
Well, aren't you
a delight.

838
00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:38,651
Ray hasn't cleared
the table since the 80s.

839
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,470
Well, I remember you saying this
place could only accommodate the

840
00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:43,970
two of you, so I thought
this was the least I could do.

841
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:45,210
Thank you.

842
00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:47,130
Just trying to be
a good neighbor.

843
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:50,691
Yeah, actually running over
her husband is pretty neighborly.

844
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,050
She did take out an insurance
policy on the old man, you know.

845
00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:56,591
Well, if you remember correctly, I
actually tried to hit the both of them.

846
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:58,180
You get triple
points that way.

847
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,850
He is such a
nice boy.

848
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,870
Yeah, he is.

849
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,410
So, you two been
getting it on?

850
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:09,930
What?

851
00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:11,530
Oh, you mean
getting along?

852
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:12,930
No, sweetie.

853
00:41:13,465 --> 00:41:14,230
I mean getting
it on.

854
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:14,710
Okay.

855
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:18,491
No, I actually have
a nice guy at home.

856
00:41:18,870 --> 00:41:23,431
A nice guy would not let somebody
like you come up here by themselves.

857
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,030
This is bear country, you know.

858
00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:25,790
Really?

859
00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:27,030
Bears?

860
00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:29,550
I just needed a
break from him.

861
00:41:30,475 --> 00:41:31,510
He's a good guy,
though.

862
00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:33,210
He wants the
best for me.

863
00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:34,930
But...

864
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,890
See, if I were you, I'd be
getting me some vacation sex.

865
00:41:43,891 --> 00:41:47,711
With the one who
likes me for who I am.

866
00:41:48,230 --> 00:41:53,050
Now, granted, to him, you're
the only available lady in 60 miles.

867
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,191
Why don't you take
what you can get?

868
00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:57,690
Oh, boy.

869
00:41:57,850 --> 00:42:00,850
You'll be so sorry if you don't
do it when you hit my age.

870
00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:01,950
Well, leave me.

871
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:04,730
All right, then.

872
00:42:06,070 --> 00:42:08,411
So, I think you're finally
gonna get lucky tonight.

873
00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:10,350
What about
Richard?

874
00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:11,550
Not me.

875
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,390
Beth Ann.

876
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,631
She's been checking you out.

877
00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:16,130
You think she
wears dentures?

878
00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:19,510
You tired?

879
00:42:20,390 --> 00:42:21,390
No, not really.

880
00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:24,391
You wanna sit down and
listen to the crickets with me?

881
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:26,150
Yeah.

882
00:42:27,350 --> 00:42:29,831
You know, you've really
been getting a lot of work done.

883
00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:34,070
Wait, are you, like,
mocking me here, or what?

884
00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:35,170
No, I'm serious.

885
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:39,231
I've been watching you writing
and seeing how focused you are.

886
00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:40,910
It's humbling.

887
00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:44,850
Thanks.

888
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:49,030
I mean, I'm just trying to write,
you know, 60,000 words here.

889
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:52,110
I mean, it's not really
some greeting card, so...

890
00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:54,370
I don't know.

891
00:42:54,450 --> 00:42:55,450
I just...

892
00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,771
I want to say something
important, you know?

893
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,111
And I think it takes a
lot of words to do that.

894
00:43:03,470 --> 00:43:04,470
I love you.

895
00:43:12,330 --> 00:43:13,330
See?

896
00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:15,230
Three words.

897
00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:18,450
I mean, I could have
babbled all night.

898
00:43:18,451 --> 00:43:20,591
You still wouldn't
know how I felt.

899
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:23,751
It doesn't take a
book's worth of words.

900
00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:25,270
Just three.

901
00:43:27,610 --> 00:43:28,610
I...

902
00:43:29,510 --> 00:43:33,630
Oh, you know I was totally
joking about the I love you, right?

903
00:43:34,510 --> 00:43:35,510
Yeah.

904
00:43:36,170 --> 00:43:37,170
Yeah, um...

905
00:43:38,810 --> 00:43:40,050
I guess you proved your point.

906
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:41,650
Thank you.

907
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,870
I mean, we're
writers, Scott.

908
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,270
You, me, John
Steinbeck.

909
00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:47,410
Neil Diamond.

910
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,450
Ice Cube.

911
00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:54,331
Maybe if you do fall in love someday,
you won't need 6,000 words to say it.

912
00:43:55,710 --> 00:43:56,970
Maybe you'll
just need three.

913
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,160
Let's go.

914
00:44:21,545 --> 00:44:22,625
Do you know what
time it is?

915
00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:24,365
It's breakfast
time for fish.

916
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,021
Listen, are you sure
there's even fish in that lake?

917
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,240
Come on.

918
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,340
All right, fine.

919
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,380
But I'm letting you know right
now, I am not killing anything.

920
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,641
Hey, just grab the bucket
and get your ass in gear.

921
00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,800
So how was it
last night?

922
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,040
How was what?

923
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:52,400
You didn't get
any?

924
00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:56,820
She has a
boyfriend.

925
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,501
But you told Beth Ann
things were a little rocky.

926
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,920
Really?

927
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,240
I don't think my
wife lies to me.

928
00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:06,980
Yeah, but you lied to me, right?

929
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,141
I mean, you told me
there was fish in the lake.

930
00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:17,860
I don't know if you've noticed,
but we've been out here a long

931
00:45:17,861 --> 00:45:20,081
time and we haven't
gotten one single bite.

932
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:23,041
I'm getting plenty of nibbles.

933
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,120
Nibbles?

934
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:25,121
Yeah.

935
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,640
Hey, how do you expect
to catch a lady like Crystal?

936
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,701
Think that book's gonna do it?

937
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,821
I'm not writing a
book to get girls.

938
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,080
Oh, sure you
are.

939
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,301
Men do everything
for that reason.

940
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:46,041
But a guy like you, he probably
never went out on a limb to get a girl.

941
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,660
Always took the
easy route.

942
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:56,221
Trust me, most women, they aren't
impressed with a shy mama's boy.

943
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,800
But maybe if your book's really
good and becomes a movie,

944
00:46:04,535 --> 00:46:06,660
ladies could get
into that.

945
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,280
I knocked.

946
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,921
Well, in that case, come on in.

947
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,400
I've got some
drinks for the boys.

948
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,080
You wanna come
down?

949
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,160
And you can play
for them.

950
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,221
Oh, don't you think all the
noise will scare the fish?

951
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:33,300
There's no fish
in that lake.

952
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Come on, let's
get your stuff.

953
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:41,920
But you know, if you were to enroll
in a course in community college, you

954
00:46:41,921 --> 00:46:45,440
know, just for like a hundred
bucks, you could learn something.

955
00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:51,461
I don't want to sit in some classroom
listening to a professor reading some book.

956
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:52,600
Okay.

957
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:56,741
So then you can't really say that your
biggest regret in life isn't going to college.

958
00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,020
All right.

959
00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:04,590
Do you have any
other regrets in life?

960
00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,150
If you say marrying
me, I'll run you over.

961
00:47:07,710 --> 00:47:08,710
Hello, ladies.

962
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:12,210
You're not gonna be able
to play that thing down here.

963
00:47:13,470 --> 00:47:13,910
Psst.

964
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,470
You know that
thing?

965
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:18,531
If you'd gone to college,
it's called a guitar.

966
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,390
Well, there's no
place to plug it in.

967
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:23,330
That's because it has batteries.

968
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:24,710
Oh,
Jesus.

969
00:47:29,270 --> 00:47:29,870
Oh, shh.

970
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:30,960
Did you just do
that?

971
00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:31,690
Do what?

972
00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:32,690
Tug my line.

973
00:47:32,870 --> 00:47:34,070
How the hell
would I do that?

974
00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:35,730
Shit, I think I
got something.

975
00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:38,730
Reel it in.

976
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,250
No, no, slow
down.

977
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:41,650
You're gonna tug
the hook out.

978
00:47:42,410 --> 00:47:44,370
You gotta go faster than that.

979
00:47:44,430 --> 00:47:45,430
You gotta walk
it along.

980
00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:48,031
Dude, don't you
know how to fish?

981
00:47:59,330 --> 00:48:00,330
Holy fish stick.

982
00:48:02,890 --> 00:48:03,890
Oh, gross.

983
00:48:04,150 --> 00:48:05,590
I told you the fish
were biting today.

984
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:09,010
Uh, can we take a picture of
it, you know, before I let it go?

985
00:48:09,230 --> 00:48:10,230
Let him go?

986
00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:12,190
Well, yeah.

987
00:48:12,310 --> 00:48:12,790
I'm a vegan.

988
00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:13,970
You know what,
Bethann?

989
00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:16,051
We need to go to the
market to get some lemons.

990
00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:17,830
Get that knife
and kill it.

991
00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:19,090
Excuse me.

992
00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:21,910
I thought we were doing the
whole catch and release thingy.

993
00:48:22,010 --> 00:48:24,490
Are you dead set on
breaking my wife's heart?

994
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:28,751
First you try to kill me, and now
you want to throw away your dinner.

995
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:30,990
All right, fine.

996
00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:32,070
But...

997
00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:35,697
Look, I'm only keeping
this so that, you know,

998
00:48:35,698 --> 00:48:38,210
we can protect the
other species in the lake.

999
00:48:38,470 --> 00:48:40,530
You really are a
sappy one, aren't you?

1000
00:48:41,030 --> 00:48:43,450
Man, I thought catching
a fish was good luck.

1001
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:47,211
Well, if it was good luck, you and that
little vixen would be in the same bed.

1002
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,750
Hmm?

1003
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:51,330
Wow, the fog sure rolls in fast.

1004
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,171
Well, this is how
it is around here.

1005
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,430
He's a nice
looking fella.

1006
00:49:03,010 --> 00:49:03,630
I know.

1007
00:49:03,631 --> 00:49:05,670
But I'm not usually into
the book reading type.

1008
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:08,010
He's got a nice
body, too.

1009
00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:09,350
Think so?

1010
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,991
Yeah, there's a window and a
shower, and I've gotten a peek.

1011
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,230
Nice package,
too.

1012
00:49:15,670 --> 00:49:16,170
Really?

1013
00:49:16,410 --> 00:49:17,450
You can see all
that?

1014
00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:19,750
I've even
watched him...

1015
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,400
take care of
himself.

1016
00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:26,290
No way.

1017
00:49:29,670 --> 00:49:30,670
Way.

1018
00:49:35,670 --> 00:49:36,830
Hey, Crystal,
I'm back.

1019
00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:39,870
Feel free to play your music as
loud as you like while I'm here.

1020
00:49:40,405 --> 00:49:41,405
I got you a
present.

1021
00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:42,930
A present?

1022
00:49:43,210 --> 00:49:43,410
Yeah.

1023
00:49:43,590 --> 00:49:43,950
Really?

1024
00:49:44,070 --> 00:49:44,350
What for?

1025
00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:47,511
Well, as an apology for the other day,
you know, the phone and the old man.

1026
00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:49,050
Oh, hey, listen,
that's fine.

1027
00:49:49,170 --> 00:49:50,010
I don't mind at
all.

1028
00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:50,670
My car's fine.

1029
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:52,630
It's just the old man's
hip that I'm worried about.

1030
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,111
Something practical
to deal with me.

1031
00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:56,090
Okay, what is
it?

1032
00:49:56,290 --> 00:49:57,290
Headphones?

1033
00:49:57,450 --> 00:49:58,450
No.

1034
00:49:58,770 --> 00:49:59,770
A pistol?

1035
00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:01,130
An answering
machine.

1036
00:50:01,170 --> 00:50:02,010
An answering
machine.

1037
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:02,790
Thank you.

1038
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,791
How exciting.

1039
00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,290
Well, for you, it
probably is exciting.

1040
00:50:05,850 --> 00:50:07,250
Hey, listen, you should
have seen me today.

1041
00:50:07,390 --> 00:50:08,370
I mean, I was
out there.

1042
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:09,130
I was doing it.

1043
00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:09,850
I was on the
lake.

1044
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,611
Yeah, well, I had to ride
shotgun with Grandma.

1045
00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:12,730
Woman drives
like shit.

1046
00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:13,770
So why didn't
you drive?

1047
00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:15,210
Uh, because I like
to live on the edge.

1048
00:50:15,370 --> 00:50:15,510
Oh.

1049
00:50:15,690 --> 00:50:17,210
Plus, have you seen
the gas prices up here?

1050
00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:18,190
Yeah, I have.

1051
00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:20,230
Why'd you blow your cash
on an answering machine?

1052
00:50:20,610 --> 00:50:22,110
Well, because I'm going
to return it when we leave.

1053
00:50:22,210 --> 00:50:23,210
Duh.

1054
00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:28,710
Hi, this is
Scott.

1055
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:32,730
I'm not available to take your call, so
please go ahead and leave your name and

1056
00:50:32,731 --> 00:50:34,270
number, and I'll
get right back to you.

1057
00:50:34,470 --> 00:50:35,470
Thanks.

1058
00:50:36,335 --> 00:50:37,335
You didn't
mention me.

1059
00:50:37,930 --> 00:50:38,930
Sorry.

1060
00:50:41,415 --> 00:50:43,631
Hi, this is Scott and Crystal.

1061
00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:47,410
We're not here to take your
call, so please leave your name

1062
00:50:47,411 --> 00:50:49,890
and number, and one of
us will get right back to you.

1063
00:50:49,930 --> 00:50:50,930
Thanks.

1064
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,010
Happy?

1065
00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:57,530
Well, when you say Scott and Crystal,
you're making it sound like we're a couple.

1066
00:50:57,710 --> 00:50:58,710
What do you
mean?

1067
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,770
Say something
like, Hi, this is Scott.

1068
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:04,270
I'm not here, and Crystal
can't get to the phone, so leave

1069
00:51:04,271 --> 00:51:05,770
your name and number
and the appropriate person.

1070
00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:06,790
We'll get back
to you.

1071
00:51:07,290 --> 00:51:08,330
Why don't you
just do it?

1072
00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:10,271
Oh, because I'm against
answering machines.

1073
00:51:10,510 --> 00:51:11,510
But you just
bought one.

1074
00:51:11,790 --> 00:51:12,170
Oh, okay.

1075
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:13,330
I'm not against
the machine.

1076
00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:14,510
I'm against the
message.

1077
00:51:14,590 --> 00:51:17,671
I mean, anyone who doesn't know what to
do after the beep, I don't want to talk to.

1078
00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:19,830
It's because we have to leave
instructions for every caller.

1079
00:51:20,050 --> 00:51:20,770
I agree with
you.

1080
00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:21,590
Why don't we
just give

1081
00:51:21,815 --> 00:51:23,991
society the finger and
not leave a message at all?

1082
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,291
No, I'll play by society's
rules until I can afford not to.

1083
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,290
Just leave the next message,
and I swear I'll be cool with it.

1084
00:51:31,370 --> 00:51:31,690
Okay.

1085
00:51:31,790 --> 00:51:32,190
All right.

1086
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:32,810
Take three.

1087
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:33,950
Okay.

1088
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:35,350
Hi, this is
Scott.

1089
00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:35,770
Crystal here.

1090
00:51:35,771 --> 00:51:37,670
Crystal's not available, but
if this is her quote-unquote

1091
00:51:37,671 --> 00:51:40,130
boyfriend, she really,
really misses you.

1092
00:51:40,270 --> 00:51:44,190
And her vibrators are threatening to
take a strike, so you should probably get

1093
00:51:44,191 --> 00:51:44,870
here pretty
quickly.

1094
00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:45,970
You went through
my stuff?

1095
00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:48,370
What?

1096
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:51,350
No, I didn't go
through your stuff.

1097
00:51:51,450 --> 00:51:52,550
You went through
my stuff.

1098
00:51:52,551 --> 00:51:54,431
So how did you
know about the vibes?

1099
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,610
I was... I was
joking.

1100
00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:58,230
Oh, so I'm the
sex addict?

1101
00:51:58,310 --> 00:52:02,530
The guy who looks down my shirt, downloads
porn all day, and beats up in the shower

1102
00:52:02,531 --> 00:52:03,531
calling me a
pervert?

1103
00:52:04,525 --> 00:52:05,750
I don't... I
don't even know.

1104
00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:06,450
I don't even know
what we're talking about.

1105
00:52:06,451 --> 00:52:08,310
Oh, yeah, I know about you
beating up the heifer in the

1106
00:52:08,311 --> 00:52:09,406
shower like he
owes you money.

1107
00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:10,750
How do you know what I
was doing in the shower?

1108
00:52:10,970 --> 00:52:11,050
Crystal?

1109
00:52:11,230 --> 00:52:11,770
Oh, my God.

1110
00:52:11,830 --> 00:52:11,930
Richard?

1111
00:52:11,931 --> 00:52:12,931
This isn't
funny.

1112
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,690
What is so
goddamn funny?

1113
00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:15,970
Nothing.

1114
00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:19,331
It's just that you told me to go ahead
and record any message I wanted.

1115
00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:36,390
Your old lady
kicked you out?

1116
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:38,610
You savages finished
gutting that fish yet?

1117
00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:41,390
Us savages call
it cleaning the fish.

1118
00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:45,811
You know, when I was nine years old, my
mom told me that she put our dog to sleep.

1119
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:50,051
I guess she figured a kid my age
couldn't understand the concept of death.

1120
00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:53,771
And plus, she probably didn't want
to admit that she ran over the dog.

1121
00:52:54,450 --> 00:52:57,250
But why are you telling me
about this word cleaning the fish?

1122
00:52:57,550 --> 00:53:00,790
I mean, are you trying to convince me that
it's not either dead or it's not dirty?

1123
00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:06,171
Shouldn't you two be out there
enjoying the country air together?

1124
00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:09,171
I think we need a
little time apart for now.

1125
00:53:09,550 --> 00:53:10,710
You're starting
to like her.

1126
00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:14,310
Is it that
obvious?

1127
00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:15,570
Yeah.

1128
00:53:15,870 --> 00:53:19,471
And next to Beth Ann, she's probably
the best thing you'll find up here.

1129
00:53:20,010 --> 00:53:22,291
You thought about how
you're going to win her over?

1130
00:53:22,555 --> 00:53:24,570
No, you don't win a woman over.

1131
00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:27,670
I mean, a girl either
likes you or she doesn't.

1132
00:53:27,870 --> 00:53:28,870
That's bullshit.

1133
00:53:30,230 --> 00:53:31,366
What am I going
to do, Raymond?

1134
00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:32,590
Give Crystal
flowers?

1135
00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:35,330
Lay my jacket down
in a puddle for her?

1136
00:53:35,430 --> 00:53:35,670
Come on.

1137
00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:38,171
She's going to see
right through that BS.

1138
00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:42,110
I mean, this
girl's awesome.

1139
00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:43,590
She's great.

1140
00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:45,670
And I... I don't
know.

1141
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,910
I wish there was a song
or something that kind of...

1142
00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:50,590
said everything
that I'm feeling.

1143
00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:52,410
It's not about a
song.

1144
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,190
You have to show
her who you are.

1145
00:53:55,450 --> 00:53:57,290
I feel like she knows
who I am, you know?

1146
00:53:57,370 --> 00:53:58,370
I mean, I'm
Scott.

1147
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:04,410
Smart, soft-spoken, be there for
her when she needs me, dependable.

1148
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:08,351
I'm not some guy that's just like,
you know, trying to get her into bed.

1149
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:10,290
She can sense
that.

1150
00:54:11,070 --> 00:54:13,111
I don't know who's more crazy.

1151
00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:17,610
You for spilling your stinking
guts, or me for not smacking you

1152
00:54:17,611 --> 00:54:19,911
upside the head
for being so stupid.

1153
00:54:20,610 --> 00:54:23,590
I'm telling you, I mean, I'm
talking, and she's listening,

1154
00:54:23,730 --> 00:54:24,730
and she gets it.

1155
00:54:25,950 --> 00:54:27,911
There's not a lot
of chicks like that.

1156
00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:29,510
Well, maybe not
to you.

1157
00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:33,950
And when she talks, even if it
doesn't make sense, she just

1158
00:54:33,951 --> 00:54:36,070
kind of throws it
out there, you know?

1159
00:54:36,290 --> 00:54:37,410
I mean, I love
that.

1160
00:54:46,190 --> 00:54:47,230
A friend of
yours?

1161
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,280
Hey.

1162
00:55:02,281 --> 00:55:02,840
Hi-hi.

1163
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:04,220
Hi there.

1164
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,140
You must be
Scott.

1165
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,480
Yes, sir.

1166
00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:08,820
Richard.

1167
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:09,500
Rich?

1168
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,060
Raymond.

1169
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:10,580
Yeah.

1170
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:12,080
Yeah, heard
about you.

1171
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,600
Crystal inside?

1172
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,560
Yeah.

1173
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:15,860
All right.

1174
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:18,160
That's a monkey
wrench.

1175
00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:34,041
Are you gonna
shower before dinner?

1176
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,440
Sure.

1177
00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:39,020
Surprise.

1178
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,580
I figured you'd been up here
long enough that you'd probably

1179
00:55:42,581 --> 00:55:45,261
written a couple hits by
now, and we could celebrate.

1180
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:46,460
Oh.

1181
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:47,380
What?

1182
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:48,960
I know I hate
that stuff.

1183
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,801
Well, I mean, yeah,
it's an acquired taste.

1184
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,120
Yeah.

1185
00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:55,740
But you're gonna
have to get used to it.

1186
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:58,660
I mean, with the success coming
your way, it's either this or cigars.

1187
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,680
Gotta pick one.

1188
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:02,780
Well, I'm not gonna change my taste
just because I make some money, so...

1189
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:04,820
So what is this,
seriously?

1190
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:06,940
What is this, something
about a dinner tonight?

1191
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:07,680
Oh.

1192
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:10,001
We're eating at Beth Ann
and Raymond's tonight.

1193
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:13,700
Oh.

1194
00:56:13,701 --> 00:56:14,701
Oh.

1195
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:15,740
Okay.

1196
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:18,100
Where's Scott?

1197
00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:18,800
In the bedroom.

1198
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,240
Hey, Scott!

1199
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:21,340
Are you coming?

1200
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,540
Why does everything
have to be a joke with you?

1201
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Ah, it's fine.

1202
00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,300
Whoa, dude.

1203
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,680
Scott, I thought that
you were a vegetarian.

1204
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:54,900
I am.

1205
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,640
Something different tonight?

1206
00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:58,380
Special
occasion?

1207
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:02,500
Well, uh, I
killed the fish,

1208
00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:04,620
so I guess I
gotta eat it.

1209
00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:05,740
Of course.

1210
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,500
That's right.

1211
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,621
So does that mean you'll be eating
my bacon and eggs tomorrow morning?

1212
00:57:09,945 --> 00:57:11,520
Well, I said I'd
eat the fish.

1213
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:13,561
I didn't say I want
to end up dead.

1214
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:22,741
So, Crystal tells me
that you're a writer.

1215
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,420
Yeah, that's
true.

1216
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,680
What have you
written?

1217
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,920
Um...

1218
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:33,900
I've written a few short stories that
were published and a couple magazine

1219
00:57:33,901 --> 00:57:38,400
articles, but so far
nothing substantial yet.

1220
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,480
Well, you gotta start
somewhere, right?

1221
00:57:40,970 --> 00:57:41,996
I mean, at least
you're doing it.

1222
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:43,020
Hats off to you.

1223
00:57:43,450 --> 00:57:46,480
I mean, I know a lot of cats
out there that they just go around

1224
00:57:46,481 --> 00:57:48,521
talking about it, but they
don't actually get it done.

1225
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,700
I'm proud of
you.

1226
00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:50,780
Good stuff.

1227
00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:52,620
Thanks.

1228
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:55,420
Yeah.

1229
00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,120
So, how was the
drive up here?

1230
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,160
After the LA
traffic?

1231
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,080
It was great.

1232
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,280
It's beautiful.

1233
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:05,380
It was really
nice.

1234
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,020
And I didn't mean
to come up here.

1235
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:11,300
I hadn't planned on it, but when
we talked on the phone and got

1236
00:58:11,301 --> 00:58:13,120
disconnected, it
reminded me of

1237
00:58:14,370 --> 00:58:15,180
how much I
missed you.

1238
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,120
So I figured I'd
come up, say hi.

1239
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:17,880
Yeah.

1240
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,360
Can't believe I
busted it.

1241
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,540
Guess that's what the
security deposit is for.

1242
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:22,780
Oh.

1243
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:23,780
Oh.

1244
00:58:23,781 --> 00:58:24,980
Scott can fix
it.

1245
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,420
He was a communication
expert in the Air Force, right?

1246
00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:29,740
Wow.

1247
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,400
We got a soldier
on our hands.

1248
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:33,060
Hoorah!

1249
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:34,320
Were you over
there in Iraq?

1250
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,660
Yeah.

1251
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:36,900
How long?

1252
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,320
Um, about two
years.

1253
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:40,580
No shit.

1254
00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:41,650
Two years?

1255
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,320
Man, that's a
long time.

1256
00:58:45,610 --> 00:58:46,320
Did you see any
action?

1257
00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:47,580
In the chair
force?

1258
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,940
Well, I'm sure he's got
a couple of stories to tell.

1259
00:58:52,941 --> 00:58:53,941
Bullfucking!

1260
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,150
Uh, yeah, I have a
few stories, but, uh.

1261
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:00,750
..

1262
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,700
Raymond here,
he was a nom,

1263
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:04,700
so... Really?

1264
00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:07,241
Yeah, and I've got some stories.

1265
00:59:07,765 --> 00:59:09,921
Maybe I have a
book in my future.

1266
00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:12,781
Well, you better hurry up,
because you ain't no spring chicken.

1267
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,160
Huh.

1268
00:59:14,570 --> 00:59:15,760
Aren't you a
little pistol?

1269
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,360
Well...

1270
00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:26,710
Yeah.

1271
00:59:26,890 --> 00:59:27,890
Woo!

1272
00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:29,710
Yippee-yay-yay!

1273
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,750
That's cute!

1274
00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:37,700
Big boy!

1275
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:38,520
Ah!

1276
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,280
Ah!

1277
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:40,780
Ah!

1278
00:59:46,970 --> 00:59:48,290
So, how's the
book?

1279
00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:51,650
Fifty thousand
words.

1280
00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:54,750
You want my
opinion?

1281
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:58,410
Aren't you gonna
give it to me anyway?

1282
00:59:59,170 --> 01:00:01,830
That's my pole you're fishing
with, and you did run me over.

1283
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:04,750
That's true.

1284
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:08,111
Did you ever hear
that opposites attract?

1285
01:00:09,290 --> 01:00:10,290
Really?

1286
01:00:10,870 --> 01:00:11,870
Yeah.

1287
01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:15,331
What do you think of Richard?

1288
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:17,270
He's okay, I
guess.

1289
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,720
He's not a jerk?

1290
01:00:19,690 --> 01:00:20,530
No, not really.

1291
01:00:20,590 --> 01:00:21,590
Why?

1292
01:00:22,565 --> 01:00:23,990
Well, women like
jerks.

1293
01:00:26,235 --> 01:00:28,291
Did you ever hear
nice guys finish last?

1294
01:00:29,310 --> 01:00:30,310
Excuse me?

1295
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,470
Nice guys finish
last.

1296
01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:39,230
No, Raymond, I'm 32 years old and I've
never in my life heard that expression.

1297
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:41,970
I've also, of course, never
heard of opposites attract.

1298
01:00:42,830 --> 01:00:43,830
Really?

1299
01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:47,130
No, not really,
you crazy old goat.

1300
01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:47,950
I'm kidding with
you.

1301
01:00:47,990 --> 01:00:48,990
Of course I've
heard them.

1302
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,470
Well, it's not
very funny.

1303
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,131
Maybe Richard has
a sense of humor.

1304
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,260
Although...

1305
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,720
I did hear them
last night.

1306
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,160
Heard them what?

1307
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:07,920
You know.

1308
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:10,340
You listened to
them?

1309
01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:12,600
I mean, it was
kind of hard not to.

1310
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,640
The walls were
paper thin.

1311
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,160
Whoa.

1312
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,400
That really must have torn you
to pieces, hearing the woman you

1313
01:01:19,401 --> 01:01:21,901
love getting it on
with another guy.

1314
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,140
Eh, it wasn't so
bad.

1315
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,480
You liked it?

1316
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,080
No, I didn't
like it.

1317
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,680
I mean, I felt
dirty.

1318
01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:29,940
I felt like I
was spying.

1319
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:33,700
Well, spying on people
shows a huge difference.

1320
01:01:33,701 --> 01:01:35,180
Disrespect for
society.

1321
01:01:36,285 --> 01:01:37,800
And for the laws
of privacy.

1322
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:40,860
Probably, yeah.

1323
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,721
Well, that's heartache for you.

1324
01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:11,941
So, uh, do you make
breakfast like this every day?

1325
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,180
Not exactly like
this.

1326
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,800
You eat it all
alone?

1327
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,980
Well, Scott'll join me, but
he usually doesn't eat much.

1328
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,120
Just toast and
coffee.

1329
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,520
Why?

1330
01:02:25,060 --> 01:02:26,380
Because he's a
vegetarian?

1331
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:28,300
No, I mean...

1332
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:33,441
Why do you eat breakfast
with him every day?

1333
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,552
Because he's alone, and
I'm alone, and sometimes

1334
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:39,061
two lonely people enjoy
each other's company.

1335
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:41,980
How much
company?

1336
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,440
Well, you met
Bethann and Raymond.

1337
01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:51,161
They seem a little odd to you.

1338
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:53,940
Um...

1339
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,040
Well...

1340
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,581
They just seem like
normal country folks.

1341
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,860
Well, country or
not, they're swingers.

1342
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,401
Scott and I swapped with them,
so actually, I've been quite busy.

1343
01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:13,420
Ha, ha, ha.

1344
01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:16,880
You know, your sense of
humor might go real far at a truck

1345
01:03:16,881 --> 01:03:18,980
stop, but you know what, I'll tell you
what, missy, it doesn't work with me.

1346
01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:20,660
Oh, you don't
think that's funny?

1347
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:23,780
Because the last time Bethann
and I did the nasty, she took out her

1348
01:03:23,781 --> 01:03:24,940
dentures and
gummed my lady junk.

1349
01:03:24,941 --> 01:03:25,700
Oh, God.

1350
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,920
You know, if there's a line
you could cross when you're

1351
01:03:27,921 --> 01:03:29,600
joking around,
you just crossed it.

1352
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:30,120
That's sick.

1353
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,340
Well, then don't accuse me
of fucking some random guy.

1354
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,720
I wouldn't exactly just
call him some random guy.

1355
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:35,900
Oh, what would
you call him?

1356
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,300
I don't know.

1357
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:36,940
I don't know.

1358
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,480
I'd call him... I'd call him...
I'd call him the guy that you

1359
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:41,160
have breakfast
with every day.

1360
01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:44,720
I'd call him the guy that you
share an answering machine with.

1361
01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:48,401
With a pretty disgusting outgoing
message, if I may say so myself.

1362
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:50,980
Scott.

1363
01:03:50,981 --> 01:03:51,981
Scott.

1364
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:57,181
Could you come in here and settle
a little debate that we're having?

1365
01:03:57,260 --> 01:04:01,780
Uh, yeah, I'd say everything
seems to go better with bacon.

1366
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,541
Is there any hanky-panky
going on between us?

1367
01:04:06,940 --> 01:04:08,500
I wasn't accusing you, man.

1368
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:09,560
I, uh...

1369
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,900
It was just a
misunderstanding.

1370
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,080
Yeah, well,
listen.

1371
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:20,421
You can put your mind at ease, because
nothing has happened between us.

1372
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:24,200
Yeah, I... I...
I'm... I'm so...

1373
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,480
Sorry the thought even ever
went through my head, man.

1374
01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:29,280
I'm... my bad.

1375
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:32,260
Thanks.

1376
01:04:32,740 --> 01:04:33,740
We're... we're
cool.

1377
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,040
Yeah, we're
cool.

1378
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:39,740
Yeah, we're... yeah, we're... I
mean, we're... we're right on, man.

1379
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:51,160
Well, it's not done yet, but
you still want to hear it, right?

1380
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:51,680
Absolutely.

1381
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:53,060
Come on, let's
hear it.

1382
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,160
Constructive
criticism?

1383
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,120
You know me.

1384
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,160
I'm always
constructive.

1385
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,400
Oh, we'll see.

1386
01:05:02,401 --> 01:05:03,561
They seem to be
getting along.

1387
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:07,280
It's probably just
a post-coital glow.

1388
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,980
Whatever that
means.

1389
01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:13,780
I think I can
stir the pot.

1390
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,400
Do what you
gotta do.

1391
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:27,160
God, is it always this
busy around here?

1392
01:05:27,161 --> 01:05:27,820
It's not that
bad.

1393
01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:29,100
Come in!

1394
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,720
Are you getting
anything done?

1395
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Oh...

1396
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,800
I'm so sorry for
bothering you.

1397
01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:35,940
And I hope I'm not interrupting.

1398
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:39,440
I just... I heard your music
and it sounded so good.

1399
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,140
Aw, I was just
practicing.

1400
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,440
Sit.

1401
01:05:43,890 --> 01:05:44,890
Good morning,
Dick.

1402
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,320
Please, it's
Richard.

1403
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,500
You just...

1404
01:05:49,985 --> 01:05:52,041
You just go ahead
like I'm not even here.

1405
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,540
Stop, stop,
stop, stop.

1406
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,621
Are you trying to
rip off Pat Brown?

1407
01:06:00,410 --> 01:06:04,100
Well, maybe Pat Brown
will let you play his song.

1408
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,640
No, Pat Brown.

1409
01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:08,941
Pat Brown's the name
of a song by the Vandals.

1410
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:10,500
The Vandals?

1411
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:14,680
Oh, well, that doesn't sound like a
band that's gonna let you play their music.

1412
01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:15,400
Okay, look.

1413
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,500
Play Pat Brown.

1414
01:06:23,740 --> 01:06:24,740
Ah!

1415
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,660
So, do you want
to be sued?

1416
01:06:28,690 --> 01:06:32,860
You know, I may not be
a professional like you, but

1417
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:36,261
they just didn't
sound the same to me.

1418
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:37,920
Okay.

1419
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,240
Listen to this.

1420
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,500
Now...

1421
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,840
You hear that?

1422
01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:49,700
Yes.

1423
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,140
Okay.

1424
01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:53,340
You hear that?

1425
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:54,720
Yes.

1426
01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:56,090
Did that sound
the same?

1427
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:57,420
Yes.

1428
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:02,000
The first one was
an E-flat minor.

1429
01:07:02,355 --> 01:07:05,101
The second one
was an F-sharp major.

1430
01:07:06,980 --> 01:07:11,100
All I'm saying is the two she
played didn't sound the same.

1431
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,680
Well, and I think they
are the same thing.

1432
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:20,561
I mean, an E-flat minor is the
relative minor of F-sharp major.

1433
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:23,180
I know.

1434
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,520
You two should
not be married.

1435
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:28,020
Or not.

1436
01:07:33,410 --> 01:07:34,410
So...

1437
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:38,911
Have you been working on any
original tunes since you've been up here?

1438
01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:42,871
Well, I've got one about vehicular
manslaughter on the elderly.

1439
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,831
Ain't no love song, but it's
called Running Over Raymond.

1440
01:07:48,630 --> 01:07:50,350
I like the sound
of that one.

1441
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:53,050
Scott!

1442
01:07:53,051 --> 01:07:54,090
Hey, buddy.

1443
01:07:54,655 --> 01:07:56,610
We could use
your opinion.

1444
01:07:56,870 --> 01:07:58,390
We're listening
to some new...

1445
01:08:00,970 --> 01:08:01,970
...hits.

1446
01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:03,850
Oh.

1447
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,191
Music and me, I'm
definitely not the one to ask.

1448
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,410
Oh, I know.

1449
01:08:09,510 --> 01:08:11,610
There's a bar
with a stage.

1450
01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:13,510
And it's right
here in town.

1451
01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:14,130
Oh, great.

1452
01:08:14,210 --> 01:08:15,570
I could debut Running
Over Raymond there.

1453
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:16,690
Hey, listen.

1454
01:08:16,790 --> 01:08:18,951
Is there anyone at this bar
that's going to be under 50?

1455
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,230
I mean, I haven't hooked
up once since I got here.

1456
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,490
Oh, I've got to
go get Raymond.

1457
01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:25,691
Oh, maybe you can
hook up with him.

1458
01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,410
Buy him a beer or
slip on my roofie.

1459
01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:28,330
Hey, you know
what?

1460
01:08:28,350 --> 01:08:29,831
I'm going to bring my recorder.

1461
01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:30,970
Could be worth
something someday.

1462
01:08:31,550 --> 01:08:33,110
You know, bonus
material.

1463
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,550
Oh, of course,
Scott.

1464
01:08:34,870 --> 01:08:36,851
Oh, you're a rock
and roll genius.

1465
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:49,721
So, I was going to tune up, but I
don't think y 'all can tell the difference.

1466
01:08:50,345 --> 01:08:52,720
I'm Crystal Green, and I'm
going to play a little song for

1467
01:08:52,721 --> 01:08:54,601
you I like to call
Running Over Raymond.

1468
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,440
How many points
for the old man?

1469
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:08,440
He's got a bad hip and a medical plan Back
over his ass just to make sure he's dead

1470
01:09:08,441 --> 01:09:12,400
Cause I'm running over Raymond just
like his wife said He lived through the

1471
01:09:12,401 --> 01:09:16,860
Depression and
the World War 84

1472
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:25,320
years old he's a dinosaur Running over
Raymond he's just a speed bump Running over

1473
01:09:25,321 --> 01:09:31,060
Raymond his pants full of dump Cause
I'm running over Raymond he's just a speed

1474
01:09:31,061 --> 01:09:41,240
bump Running over Raymond his pants full
of dump On the seventh day before he took a

1475
01:09:41,241 --> 01:09:46,220
rest God created Raymond and
not his best He beat polio and colon

1476
01:09:46,221 --> 01:09:50,000
cancer But he could not run
The moment to be she lands So he

1477
01:09:50,001 --> 01:09:51,240
lived through
the Depression

1478
01:09:52,420 --> 01:10:20,880
and the World War 84 years
old he's a dinosaur Thank you.

1479
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,680
I know it's not a Hemingway, but
it's pretty fucking awesome, right?

1480
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:26,640
I told you she
was good.

1481
01:10:26,641 --> 01:10:29,620
Yeah, but kids these days,
they write songs about anything.

1482
01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:32,190
It wasn't that
big a dump.

1483
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,200
It wasn't.

1484
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,001
Did you say that
you love me today?

1485
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,140
They're pretty
powerful words.

1486
01:11:07,950 --> 01:11:09,410
Any other three
words?

1487
01:11:46,810 --> 01:11:48,410
Hey, you going
somewhere?

1488
01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:53,231
Yeah, I gotta go get
some peace and quiet.

1489
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:54,990
Well, why don't
you come over?

1490
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:56,250
You can write at
our place.

1491
01:11:58,430 --> 01:11:59,550
That's really
nice, you guys,

1492
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:04,071
but I gotta go
someplace I can think.

1493
01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:05,790
I'm all done
here.

1494
01:12:07,050 --> 01:12:08,650
Well, we're just
gonna go to sleep.

1495
01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:09,750
We won't be
bothering you.

1496
01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:13,131
You know, if I leave
now, I can avoid traffic.

1497
01:12:13,510 --> 01:12:16,551
And who knows, maybe I can
get my money back on this place.

1498
01:12:17,310 --> 01:12:18,310
You sure?

1499
01:12:19,630 --> 01:12:20,630
Yeah.

1500
01:12:26,660 --> 01:12:27,660
Thank you.

1501
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:29,580
Good luck.

1502
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,600
Drive safe.

1503
01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:48,150
Bethann,
Raymond.

1504
01:12:49,030 --> 01:12:49,510
Yes?

1505
01:12:49,810 --> 01:12:50,810
Is everything
okay?

1506
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:54,090
Goodnight.

1507
01:12:54,550 --> 01:12:55,550
Goodnight.

1508
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,640
Hey.

1509
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:12,000
What's going on?

1510
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:13,200
Scott left.

1511
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:13,760
For good?

1512
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:14,540
I don't know.

1513
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,740
Where are you
going?

1514
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,300
I wanna know if
he left his stuff.

1515
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,460
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1516
01:13:18,461 --> 01:13:21,680
Well, if his stuff is in there,
then he's coming back.

1517
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:22,180
I know.

1518
01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:24,980
And if his stuff isn't in there,
then he's not coming back.

1519
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:25,280
Right.

1520
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,520
Whoa, whoa,
Crystal.

1521
01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:29,860
Why are you so
obsessed with this guy?

1522
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,760
I'm not
obsessed.

1523
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:31,900
I'm concerned.

1524
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:35,760
You're concerned...
about some random guy?

1525
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,080
He's a friend.

1526
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,180
A friend?

1527
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,480
You don't know
anything about him.

1528
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,940
And you're acting like this.

1529
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:42,600
I don't get it.

1530
01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:47,121
I mean, you... you just
told me you love me.

1531
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,120
What the fuck?

1532
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,020
Fine.

1533
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,680
If you wanna go in
there, be my guest.

1534
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,100
But if you do...

1535
01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:01,140
I'm outta here.

1536
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,520
For good.

1537
01:14:13,770 --> 01:14:14,950
Guess I'm outta
here.

1538
01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:52,660
Well, that's
Scott.

1539
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:53,840
I know the
knock.

1540
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:54,700
But it's
impossible.

1541
01:15:54,780 --> 01:15:55,380
He drove away.

1542
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,180
He changed his
mind.

1543
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:58,740
Now he's your
guest.

1544
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:01,620
Well, he can't
see me.

1545
01:16:01,621 --> 01:16:03,920
He can't see me dressed like this,
because I think he'll get the wrong idea.

1546
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,180
Oh.

1547
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:08,000
You get it.

1548
01:16:09,980 --> 01:16:12,300
All right, you
son of a bitch.

1549
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:13,900
I'm coming.

1550
01:16:14,020 --> 01:16:15,300
Keep your pants
on.

1551
01:16:16,860 --> 01:16:18,460
Hold your
goddamn horses.

1552
01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:30,120
You're no son of
a bitch.

1553
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,500
Hey, come on in.

1554
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,040
We're just
watching TV.

1555
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:37,241
What's with all the
boners around here?

1556
01:17:01,090 --> 01:17:02,170
Hey, Scott.

1557
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:04,670
Yeah?

1558
01:17:06,050 --> 01:17:07,250
Are you going
back up?

1559
01:17:08,970 --> 01:17:09,970
No.

1560
01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:16,060
You should.

1561
01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:18,980
Why's that?

1562
01:17:19,180 --> 01:17:20,420
Because she
likes you.

1563
01:17:25,690 --> 01:17:26,690
Oh, and hey.

1564
01:17:27,490 --> 01:17:28,530
Do me a favor.

1565
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,170
Teach her how to
drive a stick.

1566
01:17:36,470 --> 01:17:37,470
Sure.

1567
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:46,950
You could say I
didn't know.

1568
01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:51,590
You could say I
didn't care.

1569
01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:53,870
What happened to
you?

1570
01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:00,131
Oh, I can't believe
you look so young.

1571
01:18:00,270 --> 01:18:01,270
Yeah.

1572
01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:04,110
I didn't follow
my dad's advice.

1573
01:18:04,510 --> 01:18:05,510
Which was?

1574
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:06,410
Don't get old.

1575
01:18:06,411 --> 01:18:07,411
Mm.

1576
01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:18,760
What is that?

1577
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:20,360
My guitar.

1578
01:18:22,070 --> 01:18:23,070
It's probably
Richard.

1579
01:18:24,110 --> 01:18:25,120
He's gonna play
our song.

1580
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,329
Or maybe he wants
to finish that argument

1581
01:18:28,369 --> 01:18:30,320
about E-flat, minor,
major, whatever that was.

1582
01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:32,801
Can you just go chase him
away with your nightstick?

1583
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:37,060
Wait.

1584
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:38,700
Oh my god.

1585
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,360
It's Hope.

1586
01:18:41,060 --> 01:18:41,600
Oh.

1587
01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:42,740
Oh.

1588
01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:43,320
Oh.

1589
01:18:43,321 --> 01:18:44,321
I'm Czech.

1590
01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:47,700
Alright.

1591
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:48,240
Alright.

1592
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,080
Stop it.

1593
01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:50,440
I get it.

1594
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,521
But you're butchering
my favorite song.

1595
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,320
Please.

1596
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,160
Just don't sing
or say anything.

1597
01:19:07,070 --> 01:19:09,391
So why'd you come back anyway?

1598
01:19:10,670 --> 01:19:11,190
Oh.

1599
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,290
I didn't come
back for you.

1600
01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:14,751
I'm going base
jumping in the morning.

1601
01:19:15,010 --> 01:19:16,010
Ugh.

1602
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,100
You're too cute.

1603
01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:34,930
So what happens
now, Ray-Ray?

1604
01:19:37,530 --> 01:19:38,530
They'll break
up.

1605
01:19:40,130 --> 01:19:41,810
Scott will write
a book about it.

1606
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,870
It won't make it
as a movie.

1607
01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:49,730
Nighty-night,
Ray-Ray.

1608
01:19:50,030 --> 01:19:51,090
Night, Bethann.

1609
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:17,320
The old man's got a bad
hip and a medicare plan.

1610
01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:20,340
Back up his ass,
make sure he's dead.

1611
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:23,400
Running over Raymond
just like his wife said.

1612
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:28,460
Will he live through a
depression and a world war?

1613
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:34,421
84 years old, he's
just a dinosaur.

1614
01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:37,760
I'm running over
Raymond.

1615
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,720
He's just a
speed bump.

1616
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,680
I'm running over
Raymond.

1617
01:20:43,681 --> 01:20:43,680
He's just a
speed bump.

1618
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:44,700
I'm running over
Raymond.

1619
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:53,600
He's just a
speed bump.

1620
01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:56,720
I'm running over
Raymond.

1621
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,960
His pants full
of dung.

1622
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,460
I'm running over
Raymond.

1623
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,240
Just a human
speed bump.

1624
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:09,200
I'm running over
Raymond.

1625
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,180
His pants full
of dung.

1626
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:14,940
I'm running over
Raymond.

1627
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,720
Just a human
speed bump.

1628
01:21:17,721 --> 01:21:25,220
I'm running over Rayman, his
pants full of dung I'm running

1629
01:21:25,221 --> 01:21:31,520
over Rayman, and that's at
least ten points I'm running over

1630
01:21:31,521 --> 01:21:36,960
Rayman, I'm gonna
crush his orthoradic joints