1 00:00:02,183 --> 00:00:04,685 * Going out tonight, I'm feeling all right * 2 00:00:04,702 --> 00:00:08,206 *Going to let it all hang out* 3 00:00:08,231 --> 00:00:11,734 *Wanna make some noise, even raise my voice* 4 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:15,763 *Yeah, I wanna scream and shout* 5 00:00:15,792 --> 00:00:19,796 * De-de-de, de-de-de-de-de, uh * 6 00:00:19,824 --> 00:00:20,825 *Gonna...* 7 00:00:21,531 --> 00:00:25,535 Good morning Sheldon. come dance with me 8 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:27,065 No. 9 00:00:27,076 --> 00:00:29,578 Why not? 10 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:32,599 Penny, I'm subscribed 11 00:00:32,621 --> 00:00:35,124 to "Many worlds", where the existence of 12 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:36,642 of an infinite number of Sheldons 13 00:00:37,156 --> 00:00:38,657 in an infinite number of universes 14 00:00:38,668 --> 00:00:42,172 I assure you that in none of them, I am dancing 15 00:00:42,197 --> 00:00:45,700 Are you funny in any of them? 16 00:00:45,725 --> 00:00:47,227 Mathematics suggests 17 00:00:47,238 --> 00:00:50,241 that in a few I am a clown made of candy 18 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:53,772 But I don't dance 19 00:00:53,789 --> 00:00:55,791 Well, do you want some French toast? 20 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:56,807 It's oatmeal day 21 00:00:57,318 --> 00:01:01,322 I tell you what, next French toast day, I'll make you your oatmeal. 22 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,357 OMG, will you be here on French toast day? 23 00:01:09,114 --> 00:01:10,615 Good morning. 24 00:01:10,626 --> 00:01:11,627 Look, Leonard, 25 00:01:11,635 --> 00:01:13,137 Penny made french toast 26 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:15,652 I'm sorry, I didn't give you your calendar for meals. 27 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:19,184 you can put it directly on your phone 28 00:01:19,895 --> 00:01:21,396 and I thought we agreed on 29 00:01:21,407 --> 00:01:24,410 that you would have your visitors in his apartment. 30 00:01:24,031 --> 00:01:26,534 We did it, but there were extenuating circumstances. 31 00:01:27,055 --> 00:01:28,056 I see. 32 00:01:28,063 --> 00:01:29,565 Finally her abysmal domestic skills... 33 00:01:29,575 --> 00:01:31,076 Did they overcome their impertinence? 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,605 No, her bed is.....broken 35 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,342 That doesn't seem likely. 36 00:01:39,357 --> 00:01:41,859 Your bed is of robust construction. 37 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:43,378 Even the addition of a second 38 00:01:43,389 --> 00:01:46,392 normal-sized human being can cause structural failure 39 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:47,914 much less a homunculus like you. 40 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,442 A homunculus? 41 00:01:51,453 --> 00:01:54,456 A perfectly formed human miniature. 42 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:58,985 Oh, you are my little homunculus. 43 00:01:59,013 --> 00:02:00,515 Don't do that. 44 00:02:01,029 --> 00:02:02,030 Sorry. 45 00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:04,039 Well, who wants caramel and who wants cinnamon sugar? 46 00:02:04,054 --> 00:02:06,056 I want oatmeal. Yes, well, I want a boyfriend 47 00:02:06,069 --> 00:02:08,572 whose roommate isn't a huge pain in the ass. 48 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:09,591 49 00:02:10,101 --> 00:02:11,603 I'm sure that will happen soon enough. 50 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:16,128 In the meantime, I still want oatmeal cereal. 51 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,652 You know what? I give up. 52 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:19,163 He is impossible. 53 00:02:18,874 --> 00:02:19,875 I can't be impossible. 54 00:02:19,882 --> 00:02:21,384 I exist. 55 00:02:21,394 --> 00:02:23,396 I think what you want to say is: 56 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,913 ''Abandonment, he is unlikely'' 57 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:33,596 Sheldon, we really have to find a way to deal with Penny. 58 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:35,004 What am I supposed to do? 59 00:02:35,311 --> 00:02:37,313 Eat French toast on a Monday? 60 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:39,830 Now, that would be impossible. 61 00:02:40,148 --> 00:02:42,650 I'm just saying you can catch more flies with honey 62 00:02:42,668 --> 00:02:43,669 than with vinegar. 63 00:02:43,676 --> 00:02:45,678 You can even catch more flies with manure. 64 00:02:45,691 --> 00:02:47,193 What do you mean? 65 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:48,705 It's uh... 66 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:50,217 67 00:02:53,252 --> 00:02:55,254 Boy, this smells good. 68 00:02:55,773 --> 00:02:56,774 Too bad it's Monday. 69 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:19,955 "The Gothowitz Deviation" 70 00:03:26,636 --> 00:03:29,639 Okay, so Kim is gone for maternity leave. 71 00:03:29,638 --> 00:03:31,139 And your husband's name is Sandy, right? 72 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:32,640 Understand this... 73 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,641 She is going to be replaced by a woman named Sandy. 74 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:37,142 Whose husband's name is Kim. 75 00:03:39,142 --> 00:03:40,143 76 00:03:40,144 --> 00:03:42,647 Wow! I know. 77 00:03:42,645 --> 00:03:44,647 What are the probabilities? 78 00:03:44,646 --> 00:03:45,647 Easily calculable. 79 00:03:45,647 --> 00:03:47,649 We start by identifying the number of married couples 80 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:48,650 with Unisex names. 81 00:03:49,148 --> 00:03:50,149 Next we eliminate the unqualified 82 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,151 to work in a restaurant.. 83 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,652 the elderly, those who are in prison and those who have no limbs, for example. 84 00:03:54,152 --> 00:03:55,153 Next we look at... 85 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:56,154 Sheldon 86 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,655 It's a surprising coincidence. 87 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,155 Can we leave it like this? 88 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,659 I'm sorry. 89 00:04:02,657 --> 00:04:03,658 Ooh, Penny, 90 00:04:04,157 --> 00:04:07,160 It's as if witches worked in the cheese factory. 91 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:14,165 Ooh, sheldon, it's like I didn't plan on hitting you. 92 00:04:15,164 --> 00:04:17,667 Come on guys, let it go. 93 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:18,667 Well, whatever. 94 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,169 Have you finished? 95 00:04:21,168 --> 00:04:22,670 Well, thank you. 96 00:04:22,669 --> 00:04:24,671 How thoughtful. 97 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:26,672 Would you like a chocolate? 98 00:04:26,672 --> 00:04:28,674 Uhm, yes, sure. 99 00:04:31,173 --> 00:04:33,175 Thank you 100 00:04:34,676 --> 00:04:37,679 What was that? 101 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:40,179 You said, yes Nice with Penny. 102 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,181 I think offering chocolate to someone, 103 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:44,182 falls under the definition of being nice. 104 00:04:44,181 --> 00:04:45,683 He does it. 105 00:04:45,682 --> 00:04:48,685 But from my experience, you are not 106 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:52,187 There are more things in heaven than on earth, ''Horatio'' 107 00:04:52,186 --> 00:04:54,188 But that doesn't fit into your philosophy. 108 00:04:54,187 --> 00:04:55,689 Now that's you. 109 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:58,190 Hateful and insufferable. 110 00:05:04,694 --> 00:05:07,697 How are you, inhabitants of the day? 111 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:12,200 Oh, dear...the kiss army revoked the don't ask, don't tell? 112 00:05:12,698 --> 00:05:13,699 No 113 00:05:13,699 --> 00:05:16,702 Raj and I are going to a club Hollywood gothic... 114 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,702 to meet people of the night. 115 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:21,204 Does anyone else want to come? 116 00:05:21,202 --> 00:05:23,705 Oh wow, are you really going to go like that? 117 00:05:23,705 --> 00:05:25,206 NO, no 118 00:05:25,706 --> 00:05:27,207 I'm going to go like this and have fun 119 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,210 Howard...what did you do...? 120 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:32,711 They are called tattoo stockings. 121 00:05:33,210 --> 00:05:34,211 look 122 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,212 I bought them online. 123 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,212 Raj has some too. 124 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:42,716 Fantastic, right? 125 00:05:42,715 --> 00:05:44,717 Paint them, have sex with a crazy and deranged woman 126 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:46,720 with your affairs, take them away... 127 00:05:46,719 --> 00:05:49,221 and he may still be buried in a Jewish cemetery. 128 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:51,722 You know... I always wanted to go to a gothic nightclub. 129 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,222 130 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,223 really? 131 00:05:54,222 --> 00:05:55,223 Bazinga! 132 00:05:56,725 --> 00:06:01,229 None of you see a joke coming.. 133 00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:02,728 Ok, what about you two? 134 00:06:03,228 --> 00:06:05,731 Look, I have some extra tattoo stockings 135 00:06:05,729 --> 00:06:07,731 And why do you take them? 136 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:10,733 Just in case I tear them with someone's nipple piercing. 137 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:13,235 uh... yeah... I think we passed. 138 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:18,238 Oh... is the lady speaking for the couple now? 139 00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:21,240 In this case, you can bet it is. 140 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:26,242 Yes, she is the one who pressures and yes, he is spanked. 141 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:30,245 but that is not the expression. 142 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:34,247 Come on, I want to end up at Walgreen. 143 00:06:34,246 --> 00:06:35,748 and buy more eye pencil. 144 00:06:39,248 --> 00:06:43,252 They are going to get hit in that club 145 00:06:43,251 --> 00:06:46,254 They'll get beat up at Walgreens 146 00:06:49,756 --> 00:06:50,757 Oh, I'm sorry, Sheldon. 147 00:06:50,756 --> 00:06:52,257 I almost sat in your place. 148 00:06:52,256 --> 00:06:55,259 Really? I didn't even notice it. 149 00:06:55,259 --> 00:06:57,261 Have a chocolate. 150 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:00,262 Thank you. 151 00:07:04,764 --> 00:07:07,266 152 00:07:12,768 --> 00:07:16,772 I think we dress pretty well. 153 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:19,775 It doesn't help if you're drinking light beer. 154 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,276 What's gothic about vodka and cranberry juice? 155 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,778 Al�? It looks like blood. 156 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:27,778 you never read "Wiki How" 157 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:29,279 What did I send you for how to be a gothic? 158 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:31,781 No, I'm behind in my wiki reading. 159 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,782 Now I'm hooked on reading John Grisham. 160 00:07:34,782 --> 00:07:36,283 That? 161 00:07:36,282 --> 00:07:37,784 I have finished reading the Pel�cano Report. 162 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:40,285 I liked it so much that I skipped straight to "The Client" 163 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:45,290 He was a lawyer so his novels are as accurate as they are entertaining. 164 00:07:45,287 --> 00:07:50,793 Just remember that we are lost children of darkness. 165 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:53,293 Brilliant. Lost boys, children of darkness. 166 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:54,293 I made it 167 00:07:54,293 --> 00:07:58,297 Can you pass me the chex mix, please? 168 00:07:59,296 --> 00:08:00,798 Thank you. 169 00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:06,802 We are lost guys. 170 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:09,804 Good for you. 171 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:13,306 Actually, I'm more lost than him. 172 00:08:14,805 --> 00:08:16,306 Nice ink. 173 00:08:16,306 --> 00:08:18,308 Thank you. 174 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:19,809 Can we invite you to something ladies? 175 00:08:20,809 --> 00:08:22,310 Two light beers. 176 00:08:22,309 --> 00:08:24,311 Light beers. 177 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:26,813 Well, what do you think of that? 178 00:08:26,812 --> 00:08:28,313 What are their names? 179 00:08:28,313 --> 00:08:29,815 I'm Raj. 180 00:08:29,814 --> 00:08:30,815 I'm Bethany. 181 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:31,815 Nice to meet you, Bethany. 182 00:08:32,315 --> 00:08:33,316 Yes, nice to meet you 183 00:08:33,316 --> 00:08:34,818 Much pleasure too. 184 00:08:34,817 --> 00:08:36,318 I am Sarah. 185 00:08:36,818 --> 00:08:38,319 Not that anyone cares. 186 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:45,325 Do any of you ladies like John Grisham novels? 187 00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:54,330 188 00:08:54,829 --> 00:08:56,831 Can you repeat what these cartoons are called? 189 00:08:56,830 --> 00:09:00,834 Oshikuru: Demon Samurai 190 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,334 And it's not a cartoon. 191 00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:04,835 It's anime 192 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:05,836 Anime. 193 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:08,838 You know, I met a college girl named Anna May. 194 00:09:08,837 --> 00:09:12,340 Anna May Fletcher. 195 00:09:12,339 --> 00:09:15,342 He was born with only one nostril. 196 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,342 They did a bad operation on his nose. 197 00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:19,344 and I basically ended up with three nostrils. 198 00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:24,346 199 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:27,850 Now you are here a lot. 200 00:09:27,848 --> 00:09:29,850 Oh, am I talking too much? 201 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:30,851 I'm sorry [Closing] 202 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:31,851 Thank you. 203 00:09:32,351 --> 00:09:34,353 Chocolate? 204 00:09:34,352 --> 00:09:36,855 Yes, please. 205 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:41,857 206 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:44,359 Oh. Hello, Kim. 207 00:09:44,358 --> 00:09:44,859 208 00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:46,359 Yes, I... 209 00:09:46,359 --> 00:09:47,360 You know what? Wait... 210 00:09:47,359 --> 00:09:49,361 I better go out to the landing. 211 00:09:57,866 --> 00:10:00,368 You can't guess who told you replaced at work. 212 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:01,868 213 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,371 Okay, I know what you're doing. 214 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:06,872 Really? 215 00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:09,874 Yes! You are using chocolate as positive reinforcement 216 00:10:10,373 --> 00:10:13,376 what you consider correct behavior. 217 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:17,378 Very good. 218 00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:19,378 Chocolate? 219 00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:22,381 No! I don't want chocolate! 220 00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:30,387 Sheldon, you can't treat my girlfriend like a lab rat. 221 00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:32,887 In fact, it seems I can. 222 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:35,890 Well, you shouldn't. 223 00:10:35,888 --> 00:10:38,390 There's just nothing nice there, Leonard? 224 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:39,391 You were not happy 225 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,392 with my previous proposal about how to treat it. 226 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,894 So I have decided to employ techniques operant conditioning 227 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,395 based on the work of Thorndike and B.F. Skinner. 228 00:10:46,394 --> 00:10:47,896 About this time, from now on a week, 229 00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:50,397 I think I can have it jumping out of a pool, 230 00:10:50,397 --> 00:10:53,400 balancing with a ball beach on the nose. 231 00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:56,401 No, this has to stop now. 232 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:00,905 I'm not proposing to get him out. from a pool with a real jump. 233 00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:02,404 I thought the "bazinga" It was implicit. 234 00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:05,907 We are not only changing his personality, 235 00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:07,908 we are filing their rough edges, if you want. 236 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:10,410 No. You're not going to file Penny. 237 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:13,912 Are you telling me that I am prohibited 238 00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:16,914 apply a protocol scientifically valid 239 00:11:16,912 --> 00:11:18,413 What would improve their lives? 240 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:21,416 Yes. You are prohibited. 241 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,417 You are wrong Leonard. 242 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,588 So, what are you guys doing? 243 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:39,084 Oh, you know, gothic stuff. 244 00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:40,577 Gothic magazines, gothic music. 245 00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:42,572 Gothic food. 246 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,568 What is Gothic food? 247 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:48,562 Blackened salmon? 248 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:53,053 No, I mean what do they do? 249 00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:54,544 Oh, we are scientists. 250 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,042 Yeah, you know, dark scientists. 251 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:59,036 What are dark scientists? 252 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,031 Us... 253 00:12:00,027 --> 00:12:02,529 Well, I'm an astrophysicist. 254 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,523 And I know a lot about everything what happens at night. 255 00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:07,516 When there are vampires, 256 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,512 walking dead varied, and that. 257 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:15,004 There is god. 258 00:12:14,992 --> 00:12:16,493 It sounds really good. 259 00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:20,492 Oh yes? it seems that you like space, 260 00:12:20,479 --> 00:12:22,481 I design components for the international space station. 261 00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:23,475 Which is in space. 262 00:12:23,971 --> 00:12:26,473 Where, I'm sure, no one can hear you scream. 263 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:31,457 Well, what do you do? 264 00:12:31,453 --> 00:12:32,454 Work at GAP 265 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:35,953 Really? what do you think? I have gone to the Gap. 266 00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:36,945 I have been too. 267 00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:39,944 I like their t-shirts, with the small pockets. 268 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:44,438 I also work there, but nobody cares. 269 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,422 You know, this place is boring... 270 00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:52,418 Yes. Why don't we go somewhere another place to have fun? 271 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,406 Come on. 272 00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:54,904 Clear. We like to have fun. 273 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,400 We are fun people. 274 00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:58,898 Dark and fun. 275 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,392 Come on, I know a place that you are going to love it. 276 00:13:04,377 --> 00:13:05,879 You have brought the black condoms? 277 00:13:05,874 --> 00:13:06,875 in the pocket from the rear. 278 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:07,872 Come on! 279 00:13:10,363 --> 00:13:12,866 (buzz) 280 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:17,355 Are you happy now? 281 00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:20,844 Not particularly 282 00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:27,836 Oh god, it can't be! 283 00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:31,324 What could it be? talking for so long? 284 00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:34,317 It's obvious, being a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory 285 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:36,810 It is an activity complex socioeconomic, 286 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,804 that requires a lot analysis and approach. 287 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,792 "Bazinga." 288 00:13:45,281 --> 00:13:47,784 You know, using techniques 289 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:50,276 positive reinforcement could make 290 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,272 stop doing that in a week. 291 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,767 No. 292 00:13:53,762 --> 00:13:54,763 If you let me use negative reinforcement, 293 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:57,260 I could have it done before we go to sleep. 294 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,758 You're not going to throw him out a splash of water to the face. 295 00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:02,247 No, of course not. 296 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,244 We are talking about electric shocks 297 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,738 There is no tissue damage or whatever. 298 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,231 forget it 299 00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:11,228 Oh come on, you're going to tell me what 300 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,722 you are not intrigued faced with the possibility 301 00:14:13,716 --> 00:14:15,718 to create a better girlfriend. 302 00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:17,212 No, I'm not. 303 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,209 Furthermore, Penny's qualities, both good and bad, 304 00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:21,204 are the ones that make him be who she is. 305 00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,700 306 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,693 You mean like the irritating high-pitched laugh? 307 00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:30,180 Yeah. 308 00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:33,180 Don't you prefer her with a hoarse laugh? 309 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:36,173 you can't change as Penny laughs. 310 00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:38,165 No, that would be incongruous. 311 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,660 I was going to lower him all your voice 312 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,156 to a record more pleasant. 313 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,651 Ugh. Sorry, guys. 314 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,647 That girl is crazy. 315 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,641 Let's see, again. 316 00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,135 Crazy (Normal speaking). 317 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,131 Crazy? (with an even lower register) 318 00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:54,131 Yes, crazy. 319 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,111 Have chocolate. 320 00:15:03,599 --> 00:15:06,101 Thank you. 321 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:15,580 "You're seriously going to deface your body 322 00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:17,573 just for the possibility of have cheap sex 323 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,068 with an unknown girl What have you met in a bar? 324 00:15:19,063 --> 00:15:20,565 Uh... 325 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,562 Yes! 326 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,557 What will your mother say? 327 00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:26,553 I won't see it. 328 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:29,048 Now he takes my temperature in the mouth. 329 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,535 What are you going to do, Howard? 330 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,532 Well I can't decide 331 00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:38,027 among the demon that screams, this little skull, 332 00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,522 or Kermit the Frog. 333 00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:43,015 - Kermit the Frog? - You already know, 334 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:46,010 (imitating Kermit the Frog) Hi, I'm on Howard's ass. 335 00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,500 make yourself the skull small 336 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,497 and I'll see if I can make him smile. 337 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,991 Yes, I will do the little skull, please. 338 00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,485 What will you do, Raj? 339 00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:57,480 With my luck, hepatitis. 340 00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:01,471 okay, let's go. 341 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:03,866 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 342 00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:05,363 It's just rubbing with alcohol 343 00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:08,361 I know, but it's cold. 344 00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:09,352 ow, ow, ow, 345 00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:10,349 ow! Ow, ow, ow, 346 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,847 I'm putting the template 347 00:16:11,842 --> 00:16:13,844 What comes after the template? 348 00:16:13,837 --> 00:16:14,838 this 349 00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,837 (buzz) 350 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,333 [screams] 351 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,826 Okay, that's it. 352 00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,823 Not needle. Not pain. I don't tattoo. 353 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,817 Where is the problem? You've done it before. 354 00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:26,814 No, I haven't. 355 00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:28,309 look 356 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:31,304 I'm sorry I am a fraud 357 00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:32,298 He is a fraud. 358 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,296 We are both frauds 359 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,293 I think it already included that. 360 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,792 I was summarizing. 361 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,781 We are not goths. We are... 362 00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:42,277 ...men. 363 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,274 Very, very men intelligent. 364 00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:46,269 So you have been to us completely deceiving? 365 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:47,763 Yes. 366 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,261 And I won't blame you if 367 00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:53,754 you leave and you don't want see each other never again. 368 00:16:53,744 --> 00:16:55,746 At least, of course, that our honest audacity 369 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,742 has made us suddenly attractive. 370 00:16:57,735 --> 00:16:59,737 OH* OH* Nothing? 371 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:02,728 Leave. 372 00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:11,716 I'm leaving too, although not no one cares. 373 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:21,691 When we explain the story, Let's have a different ending. 374 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:24,682 Are you thinking maybe a big musical number? 375 00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:34,167 Okay, I'm going to go heat milk. and then to sleep. 376 00:17:34,151 --> 00:17:36,153 I trust if you are planning to participate 377 00:17:36,644 --> 00:17:38,146 in loving activities. 378 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,143 You will have to keep the noise to a minimum. 379 00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:42,139 Of course. 380 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,134 Thank you 381 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,128 Mmm. These are so good. 382 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:49,617 Hmm. 383 00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:52,117 Incredible 384 00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,110 What? 385 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,107 I I was just thinking. 386 00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,106 We should probably go to sleep too. 387 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:59,102 Do you know? They just brought my new bed. In case you want to go 388 00:17:59,093 --> 00:18:01,095 and put it together, you can pass the night in my apartment. 389 00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:03,590 Really? It's a lot of work and it's already a little late. 390 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,584 Yes, but if we stay, We don't have to be silent. 391 00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:08,078 Come on. 392 00:18:08,072 --> 00:18:10,074 393 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,568 Interesting 394 00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:16,066 Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. 395 00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:21,048 I'm wondering if anyone has stumbled across this. 396 00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,440 Okay, wait. And this? 397 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,978 We say there were four goth girls. 398 00:18:33,038 --> 00:18:35,541 The two girls at the club had two friends. 399 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,101 I like it, I like it. 400 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:40,140 They smelled good despite their gothic nature? 401 00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:42,226 What does that have to do with it? with history? 402 00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:45,264 My sense of smell It helps me make it more real. 403 00:18:45,336 --> 00:18:47,338 Well, they smell good. 404 00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:50,890 Oh yes. Like jasmine and honeysuckle. 405 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,975 Whatever. 406 00:18:53,023 --> 00:18:54,524 And then they held hands in a sexy, demonic way 407 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,062 and 'abra-cadabresca' for us. 408 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:59,113 No no. Look, let me tell my story anyway. 409 00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:00,674 Then you can talk and we will choose. 410 00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,211 I'm sorry. Okay, start. 411 00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:03,748 We got tattoos, 412 00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,786 and the four girls They took us to their house. 413 00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:07,048 But we don't have tattoos. 414 00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:08,573 What happens if they ask see our tattoos? 415 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:12,112 We say that they are in a very intimate area. 416 00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:14,698 Oh we are boys bad, right? 417 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:17,761 Right, right. 418 00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:19,334 So we went back to his house 419 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,872 And the six of us ended up in the jacuzzi 420 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:23,434 But we just got make tattoos 421 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,473 �We will not be susceptible to a bacterial infection? 422 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,046 TRUE. It's okay. Forget the jacuzzi. 423 00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:33,711 The fact is, everyone has done it. with sexy gothic girls. 424 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,333 Wow. 425 00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:39,396 What a wonderful night. 426 00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,470 Yes! 427 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,969 Hey, do you want to try tomorrow the night in a country bar. 428 00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:51,519 We can probably get lucky with some sexy cowgirls. 429 00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:53,980 It could happen 430 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,331 I wonder what they smell like.