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<i> ¶ This goes out to all
My people ¶</i>

2
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<i> ¶ Lost in the system ¶</i>

3
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<i> ¶ Whoa ¶</i>

4
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<i> ¶ A lockdown ¶</i>

5
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<i> ¶ Whoa ¶</i>

6
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<i> ¶ Whoa ¶</i>

7
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<i> ¶ Smile for the camera ¶</i>

8
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<i> ¶ Whoa ¶</i>

9
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<i> ¶ They can't keep me in here
Forever ¶</i>

10
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<i> ¶ I see you walkin'
With your head down ¶</i>

11
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<i> ¶ Locked down ¶</i>

12
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<i> ¶ You got a right
To be scared now ¶</i>

13
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<i> ¶ Locked down ¶</i>

14
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<i> ¶ You never see the light
Of the sun ¶</i>

15
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<i> ¶ Only suits and khaki
'Cause your life is done ¶</i>

16
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<i> ¶ Uh, uh ¶</i>

17
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<i> ¶ Take your place
At your two-man cell ¶</i>

18
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<i> ¶ Think about the good times ¶</i>

19
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<i> ¶ But crime got you
Into hell ¶</i>

20
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<i> ¶ A bad decision
Just look at how you lived it ¶</i>

21
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<i> ¶ You wastin' away ¶</i>

22
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<i> ¶ With lonely years
You were given ¶</i>

23
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<i> ¶ Maybe your alcohol
Made you lose your mind ¶</i>

24
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<i> ¶ No, merely, it was just
A wrong space and time ¶</i>

25
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<i> ¶ So tell me
What could be worse? ¶</i>

26
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<i> ¶ You're feeling down
On your luck ¶</i>

27
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<i> ¶ Why your cellmate
Staring, like, what? ¶</i>

28
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Is there a problem?

29
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[DOOR BUZZING
IN BACKGROUND]

30
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You're that guy.

31
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Yeah, you're that guy
with the crazy family.

32
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Yeah. Harvey.

33
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Harvey Wallbanger.

34
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Yeah, that's it.

35
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That's you.

36
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Bellinger.

37
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Ah, well. Tell you what,
Harvey Barringer,

38
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better make yourself
at home.

39
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You gonna be here
a while.

40
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Don't worry,
I'm not here for long.

41
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["LOCKED IN" CONTINUING]

42
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MAN:
Bellinger.

43
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Showtime.

44
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[LOCK CLICKS]

45
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<i> ¶ Years later
I'm still doin' hard time ¶</i>

46
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<i> ¶ Locked down ¶</i>

47
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<i> ¶ Convicted felon
Prayin' for a peace of mind ¶</i>

48
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<i> ¶ I watch time
What else can I do? ¶</i>

49
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<i> ¶ 'Cause in jail, the system
Really trash you ¶</i>

50
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<i> ¶ I can't see another year
Bein' locked down ¶</i>

51
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<i>¶ I can't take another charge ¶</i>

52
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<i> ¶ Or be knocked down ¶</i>

53
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<i> ¶ Shackled and chained
I wanna see my lawyer ¶</i>

54
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<i> ¶ "Man, I can't do nothin'
For you" ¶</i>

55
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<i> ¶ So where the governor at? ¶</i>

56
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MAN 1: Who's up next here?
MAN 2: Bellinger, Harvey A.

57
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MAN 1: Oh, yes. Yes.
MAN 2: The arsonist.

58
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We have a half hour
with him.

59
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No, no. No,
not a half hour.

60
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I'm hungry.
It's late.

61
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[WHISPERS]
Lunchtime.

62
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[CHAIR SCRAPES]

63
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[SIGHS]

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Bellinger,
Harvey A.?

65
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Yes.

66
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I'm Deputy Commissioner Orr.

67
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This is
Commissioner Rishwain.

68
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And District
Hearing Agent Tanaka.

69
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You've got 10 minutes.

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HARVEY:
All right.

71
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Lydia Anne Layton.

72
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[¶¶¶]

73
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She was the wet dream
of every teenage boy

74
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from Pasadena
to Pennsylvania.

75
00:04:03,426 --> 00:04:06,177
She did, uh,
some modeling,

76
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few B movies...

77
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but her real moment of glory

78
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<i> was her Playboy pictorial.</i>

79
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<i> "Screen Sirens, 1975."</i>

80
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[MOANING]

81
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<i>RISHWAIN:
Stop right there.</i>

82
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Are you for real?

83
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Do not make the mistake
of mocking this panel.

84
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Okay, what does this
have to do with arson?

85
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HARVEY:
Setup and payoff.

86
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Yeah, if I don't set it up
properly, the payoff,

87
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the fire, will make
absolutely no sense,

88
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and you'll never know
why I did it

89
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or if I'll do it again.

90
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You've got eight minutes.

91
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[INHALES]

92
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So I got married...

93
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to a woman just like Mom.
[¶¶¶]

94
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That was my first mistake.

95
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<i> And after 17 years of
the American dream...</i>

96
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[WOMAN MOANING]

97
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<i> ...I find my wife
doing the sprinkler guy</i>

98
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<i> in the garage.</i>

99
00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,731
<i>[GROANS]
She got the house,</i>

100
00:05:01,732 --> 00:05:02,948
<i> I got the payments.</i>

101
00:05:02,948 --> 00:05:06,147
<i> And let us not forget,
a job...</i>

102
00:05:06,148 --> 00:05:07,107
<i> selling toilets.</i>

103
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

104
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<i> The one truly perfect result</i>

105
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<i> of our unholy union...</i>

106
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<i> my little girl, Audrey.</i>

107
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<i> She was nothing
like her mother, thank God.</i>

108
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<i> Perfect little princess.</i>

109
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[MOANING]

110
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Oh.

111
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[SIREN APPROACHING]
Ah!

112
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<i>OFFICER [ON BULLHORN]:
This is the L.A.P.D.</i>

113
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<i> Everyone in a single line.</i>

114
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<i> Have your ID cards
and/or driver's license ready.</i>

115
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<i>HARVEY: If it had not
been for her one night</i>

116
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<i> of teenage indiscretion,</i>

117
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<i>I would never have run headlong</i>

118
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<i> into my destiny:</i>

119
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<i> Lydia...</i>

120
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<i> Anne...</i>

121
00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:02,501
<i> Layton.</i>

122
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<i> Screen siren, 1975.</i>

123
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<i> And, of course...</i>

124
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<i> [NEEDLE SCRATCHES]</i>

125
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<i> ...the product of
her unholy first union,</i>

126
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<i> the demon seed.</i>

127
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[HELICOPTER
WHIRRING]

128
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<i> It wasn't long
before I was gone.</i>

129
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[PIANO PLAYING]

130
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So, Audrey,
your dad tells me

131
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that you and Colby
actually knew each other

132
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before our little run-in
with the police.

133
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Uh...

134
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Uh, well, uh--

135
00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:31,334
Well, we're
in the same class?

136
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Cool. So you guys
are buds.

137
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Yeah.

138
00:06:34,471 --> 00:06:36,583
Uh, we're really
quite close.

139
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Ah. Well. This is the first
I've heard of it.

140
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[CHUCKLES]
That's excellent.

141
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<i>HARVEY:
So everything was perfect.</i>

142
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<i> We were like two kids in love.</i>

143
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<i> It was amazing.</i>

144
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[PACHELBEL'S "CANON
IN D MINOR" PLAYING]

145
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I can't believe
this is happening.

146
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This is so weird.

147
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Yep.

148
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Our deal still
stands, right?

149
00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,808
No one is to know.
I got your word?

150
00:07:04,809 --> 00:07:06,280
Water under the bridge.

151
00:07:06,281 --> 00:07:07,336
Ugh.

152
00:07:07,337 --> 00:07:08,904
[¶¶¶]

153
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[MAN CLEARS THROAT]
MAN 2: Sorry, bro.

154
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<i>HARVEY: Any of you know
the true meaning of obsession?</i>

155
00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:16,201
<i> And I'm talking
roll-up-your-sleeves,</i>

156
00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,480
<i> pull-your-head-out-of-your--</i>

157
00:07:17,481 --> 00:07:19,017
<i> pardon my colorful language</i>

158
00:07:19,018 --> 00:07:21,993
<i> --ass, lost-all-common-sense</i>

159
00:07:21,994 --> 00:07:24,074
<i> obsession.</i>

160
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<i>RISHWAIN:
Eh, okay, we get the picture.</i>

161
00:07:27,177 --> 00:07:30,473
Uh, no. I don't
think you do.

162
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[¶¶¶]

163
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[WOMAN MOANING]

164
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[GRUNTING]

165
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[GASPING]

166
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[MOANING]
[GRUNTING]

167
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<i>RISHWAIN:
Mr. Bellinger, this board</i>

168
00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,370
<i> is not the slightest bit
interested</i>

169
00:07:47,371 --> 00:07:49,865
in your sexual exploits,
no matter how imaginative.

170
00:07:49,866 --> 00:07:52,233
Well,
uh...

171
00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:53,674
turns out
that, uh,

172
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sex...was the more benign

173
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of Lydia's addictions.

174
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[PHONE DIALING,
MODEM CONNECTING]

175
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<i> Remember early 2000?</i>

176
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,658
<i>Come on, Intel.
The beginning of the end.</i>

177
00:08:03,659 --> 00:08:05,322
<i> And I'm not talking Y2K.</i>

178
00:08:05,323 --> 00:08:06,506
Come on, Intel.

179
00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:08,235
<i>Come on.
We were all gonna get rich.</i>

180
00:08:08,236 --> 00:08:10,411
<i> Stupid rich.
Emphasis on "stupid."</i>

181
00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:13,291
<i> The NASDAQ had climbed
from 1500 to 5000</i>

182
00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,147
<i> in a little over a year.
Come on, Intel.</i>

183
00:08:15,148 --> 00:08:18,219
<i> Everyone and their second
cousin's dog was day trading.</i>

184
00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,747
But things were just
starting to unravel.

185
00:08:20,748 --> 00:08:21,994
Like a cheap sweater.

186
00:08:21,995 --> 00:08:23,658
Sixty seven
and five-eighths. Wha--?

187
00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:27,691
I've got the confirmation number
right here: YTO376.

188
00:08:27,692 --> 00:08:30,603
Good morning, Dow Jones.
[WHIMPERS]

189
00:08:30,604 --> 00:08:32,140
I made mommy an espresso.
Come on.

190
00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:33,483
Come on, WorldCom. Come on.

191
00:08:33,484 --> 00:08:35,531
Not in that direction.
Not in that direction.

192
00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:36,491
That direction. Yes!

193
00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:37,996
[RINGS]
Finally. Yes!

194
00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:40,139
Thanks, sweets. I almost got
caught with my pants down

195
00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,963
this morning, with
all my short positions.

196
00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:44,300
The market's gone berserk.
Everything's going up.

197
00:08:44,301 --> 00:08:46,796
Thankfully, I saved the day
by covering my short positions

198
00:08:46,797 --> 00:08:48,076
and going long on everything.

199
00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:50,092
Just made 7 grand in
20 minutes. How about that?

200
00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:52,172
Huh? Yeah, I'm still here.

201
00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:52,892
Hm?

202
00:08:53,871 --> 00:08:55,085
I love you. Now...

203
00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:56,684
don't forget to
pick up the costumes.

204
00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:58,796
The place closes at 5.

205
00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:01,228
W-what? What?

206
00:09:01,229 --> 00:09:02,428
[¶¶¶]

207
00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,861
So you're telling me
I have no margin left to trade?

208
00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:17,772
I had 150K yesterday,
and now I'm 150K underwater?

209
00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:19,469
<i>MAN [ON PHONE]:
I'm sorry, ma'am.</i>

210
00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:21,710
<i> It looks like they changed
the margin rate on your JDSU</i>

211
00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,749
<i> from 35 percent to 50 percent.
[WHIMPERS]</i>

212
00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:25,837
You can't do that.

213
00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:27,629
[DOG YELPS]

214
00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:28,909
[GASPS]
[DOG WHIMPERING]

215
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:29,805
Oh.

216
00:09:29,806 --> 00:09:31,117
Credit cards, credit cards.

217
00:09:31,118 --> 00:09:32,317
[¶¶¶]

218
00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:34,575
Oh.

219
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,702
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

220
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,678
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

221
00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:45,295
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

222
00:09:51,697 --> 00:09:52,847
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

223
00:09:54,706 --> 00:09:55,856
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

224
00:09:58,353 --> 00:09:59,887
<i> ¶ Ooh ¶</i>

225
00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:01,008
[TIRES SQUEALING]

226
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,310
[¶¶¶]

227
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,848
[COMPUTERS BEEPING]

228
00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:14,288
[WHISPERS]
Very good.

229
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,912
Harv?

230
00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:18,689
Oh.

231
00:10:19,571 --> 00:10:21,200
Here you go.

232
00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,104
Uh--
Harvey, um--

233
00:10:29,105 --> 00:10:31,088
I'm missing
page three.

234
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,528
And I need
page two.

235
00:10:32,529 --> 00:10:33,565
Harvey...

236
00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,457
what is all
this stuff?

237
00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:41,136
Remake orders for
another 2314 re-glazes

238
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:44,561
on fixtures for
Landmark CMT.

239
00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:48,593
[¶¶¶]

240
00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:55,186
Yeah, I'm sorry, ma'am.
This one was declined as well.

241
00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:58,257
Look at my face, honey.
I'm a hormonal menace.

242
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,921
And if I have to hear
"I'm sorry, ma'am"

243
00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:02,064
one more time,
I'm gonna have to hit somebody.

244
00:11:02,065 --> 00:11:04,433
Oh. This is Lydia Anne Layton
Bellinger. What is the problem?

245
00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,161
<i>WOMAN: I'm sorry, ma'am.
Excuse me?</i>

246
00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:08,530
<i>Lydia Anne Layton. You were
in It Lives part 1 and 2.</i>

247
00:11:08,531 --> 00:11:10,097
You were
great in those.

248
00:11:10,098 --> 00:11:11,057
<i>[SIGHS]
Ma'am?</i>

249
00:11:11,058 --> 00:11:12,370
[WHIMPERS]

250
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,650
<i> Ma'am?</i>

251
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,737
Harvey...

252
00:11:22,738 --> 00:11:24,786
got a minute?
[PATS BACK]

253
00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:25,986
Yeah.

254
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,810
LYDIA: I can't believe
they did this to you.

255
00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:31,314
Well, you can hardly
blame them, Mom.

256
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,491
I mean, Harv here can barely
operate a microwave.

257
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,738
I'd have cut you loose
long ago,

258
00:11:34,739 --> 00:11:36,306
hired a couple of
hungry Young Turks

259
00:11:36,307 --> 00:11:37,842
for the hit they took
paying you.

260
00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,922
'Course the company would get
nailed on the benefits.

261
00:11:39,923 --> 00:11:41,971
But if you run the numbers,
at the end of the day,

262
00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:42,962
it was a good call.

263
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,978
Uh, I mean,
for the company.

264
00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:46,195
For you, it sucks.

265
00:11:46,196 --> 00:11:47,763
Can't you ever just shut up?
Hey. Hey!

266
00:11:47,764 --> 00:11:50,771
It sucks for all of us.
We're a family. Come on, Colby.

267
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:53,363
<i>MAN [ON TV]: You don't get
to be number one in anything.</i>

268
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,315
<i> I don't care if you're
playing Ping-Pong.</i>

269
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:56,435
[CLICKS MUTE]

270
00:11:56,436 --> 00:11:57,587
[WATER RUNNING,
TEETH BRUSHING]

271
00:11:57,588 --> 00:11:59,379
That unctuous
Wharton pinhead

272
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:02,037
said I was an analog
dinosaur.

273
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,531
LYDIA: Honey, you
had an off-day.

274
00:12:04,532 --> 00:12:07,188
Don't work yourself
into a midlife crisis.

275
00:12:07,189 --> 00:12:09,013
Well, who's
kidding who?

276
00:12:09,878 --> 00:12:11,572
I sell toilets
for a living, Lydia.

277
00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:14,067
When you need a place
to shit, you come to me.

278
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,732
Yeah, but you're
the best at it.

279
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,748
[SIGHS]
You don't have to sell toilets.

280
00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:20,436
You could get
any sales job you wanted.

281
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,613
You're just trying
to pump me up.

282
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,868
I haven't begun
to pump you up.

283
00:12:26,869 --> 00:12:28,788
[¶¶¶]

284
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,900
You're not the only one
that's going to be doing

285
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,110
some sucking tonight,
my dear count.

286
00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:36,903
Hm.

287
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,661
AUDREY: Dad, I'm
looking for Dow's leash.

288
00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:41,621
[GASPS]

289
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:42,613
[GROANING]

290
00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:43,861
[BOTH SCREAM]

291
00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:45,173
LYDIA: Oh, my God!
Ah!

292
00:12:45,174 --> 00:12:46,708
Get in.
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

293
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:47,734
[WHINES]

294
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,934
[HARVEY
CHUCKLING]

295
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,805
All right, so then what?

296
00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:00,854
<i>HARVEY: Well, it was
time for the analog dinosaur</i>

297
00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:02,389
<i> to face the digital jungle.</i>

298
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,245
I assume you know how
to use your PowerPoint.

299
00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:05,973
To squirt the bird--
With tons of spam.

300
00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:08,278
The bigger your bandwidth...
The better your chances...

301
00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:10,390
For an extended hard drive--
In the lap link--

302
00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:12,021
With the fastest processor--
Known to man.

303
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,262
I'm sure you know--
That digital compression--

304
00:13:14,263 --> 00:13:15,894
Can make for unsatisfactory
performance.

305
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,230
You have to be familiar--
With adequate protection.

306
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,246
From viruses.
After the inevitable download--

307
00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,134
Of your MPEG--
You'll have to take your TIFF.

308
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,318
GIF.
And zip it.

309
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,951
But only after--
The hardware turns to--

310
00:13:24,952 --> 00:13:26,871
Software.
Because if you wind up with a--

311
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,014
Breach in the stream or a--
Leak in your firewall--

312
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,511
You'll hire a specialist--
To determine if the problem--

313
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,175
Is in your chips
or your salsa.

314
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,960
Any questions?

315
00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:40,631
<i>RISHWAIN: Okay, okay,
okay. Mr. Bellinger.</i>

316
00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:44,183
Is there the slightest relevant
fact in our foreseeable future?

317
00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:47,544
Because your 10 minutes
are over, and it's lunch.

318
00:13:48,922 --> 00:13:52,856
O-Or-- Or we could order in
and-- And work through.

319
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:55,992
There's a Noah's Bagel
down the road.

320
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:03,288
Oh. C-could I have a-a Nova lox
on a poppy seed bagel?

321
00:14:03,289 --> 00:14:05,689
Uh, maybe a crunchy
dill pickle, please?

322
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:09,017
Make that two pickles.

323
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:11,192
LYDIA:
Thank God for cash advances.

324
00:14:11,193 --> 00:14:13,688
<i> ...following reporting
of consumer confidence...</i>

325
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:14,888
[¶¶¶]

326
00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:20,826
What the--?

327
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,882
[BEEPING]

328
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,401
<i> [PHONE DIALING]</i>

329
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,097
<i>WOMAN:
Bruce Horton's office.</i>

330
00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:34,329
This is Lydia Bellinger.
723-1992.

331
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,089
My account is frozen.
What's up?

332
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,585
<i> I'm sorry, ma'am, but we've
had to suspend your trading.</i>

333
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,153
What do you mean,
no more trading?

334
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:43,353
Bill Gates, Harvard dropout,
60 billion.

335
00:14:43,354 --> 00:14:45,946
Michael Dell, 16 billion,
quit UT.

336
00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:48,922
Steve Jobs dropped out
after one semester

337
00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:51,962
and went on to build
a little company called Apple.

338
00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:53,593
The list goes on and on, Mom.

339
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,578
There's just no point in
wasting time in college.

340
00:14:55,579 --> 00:14:57,786
A full 18 percent of
every billionaire in America

341
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:59,386
never even got
a college diploma.

342
00:14:59,387 --> 00:15:01,754
I can't afford the setback
in terms of years.

343
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,962
It might be
too late already.

344
00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:05,978
The IPO window
is closing fast.

345
00:15:05,979 --> 00:15:08,795
HARVEY:
Okay. Listen up.

346
00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:11,322
What's wrong
with you?

347
00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:12,379
Nothing.
Okay.

348
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,562
I've been putting
this off,

349
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,131
hoping things would
somehow turn around,

350
00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:17,723
but, uh, we're gonna have
to batten down the hatches,

351
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,866
dip into our nest egg.

352
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,147
Let's all have
a prayer of thanks

353
00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:22,811
for your mom's
residuals.

354
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:24,283
[SCOFFS]
Now, I'm expecting you both

355
00:15:24,284 --> 00:15:26,555
to be very grown-up
about this.

356
00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:27,515
Audrey?

357
00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:28,635
Yep.

358
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,451
All nonessentials...
are history

359
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,531
until we turn
things around.

360
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,091
Satellite, cable, DSL,

361
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,363
piano, tap dancing,

362
00:15:38,364 --> 00:15:41,820
restaurants, magazine
subscriptions, tango lessons,

363
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,900
horseback riding, tennis, yoga,

364
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,083
Dr. Jacobs.

365
00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:46,812
You guys wanna keep
any of this stuff,

366
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,411
you're gonna have
to get jobs.

367
00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:50,140
And your cars...

368
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,580
Unless you come up
with the money

369
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,308
to cover
the insurance...

370
00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:54,268
we're selling 'em.

371
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:56,189
[¶¶¶]

372
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,174
No car?

373
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,277
How am I supposed to
get to school?

374
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,597
It's called a bus,
Audrey.

375
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,134
You know. Bus.

376
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:17,693
All of it?!

377
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:18,973
It's all gone?

378
00:16:18,974 --> 00:16:21,085
It's not as bad
as it sounds.

379
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:21,854
What does that mean?

380
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,126
Many are unrealized losses.

381
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:25,245
To whom?

382
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:27,358
I realize the losses
perfectly well.

383
00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:29,853
As long as we don't sell,
it's just on paper.

384
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:32,829
This is pretty much
the bottom of the market.

385
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,949
You said it was
going up.

386
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,326
It was.

387
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,174
This is just, uh,
a little correction.

388
00:16:38,175 --> 00:16:40,158
Little? We're wiped out.

389
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,917
You've gotta think
long-term. Over time,

390
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,254
<i>these are sure winners.
We're talking Enron here.</i>

391
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,270
Oh.
WorldCom, Global Crossing.

392
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,326
It's not like I gambled

393
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:49,214
on some fly-by-night
penny stocks.

394
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,870
These are blue-chip plays.

395
00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:52,959
Ah.
[SIGHS]

396
00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:56,126
[SOBS]

397
00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:57,630
We're fucked.

398
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:58,590
[SIGHS]

399
00:16:58,591 --> 00:17:00,926
Just fucked.

400
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:02,846
You know what
this means, don't you?

401
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:06,112
We're gonna be living
off of our credit cards.

402
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:09,951
What?

403
00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:13,697
I just-- Well, I sort of
took out some cash advances.

404
00:17:14,754 --> 00:17:15,647
Sort of?

405
00:17:15,648 --> 00:17:17,855
Just to cover some
margin calls!

406
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:18,815
[ROARS]

407
00:17:18,816 --> 00:17:20,640
[SOBBING]

408
00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:23,936
[¶¶¶]

409
00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:25,087
Harvey!

410
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,264
You gambled
our life savings away.

411
00:17:27,265 --> 00:17:29,793
Those are
my life savings, first off.

412
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:33,216
Well, I see.

413
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,552
When it's convenient,
they're your life savings.

414
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:37,344
When it's debts,
they're my debts.

415
00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:38,496
[GRUNTS]

416
00:17:38,497 --> 00:17:40,256
Well, here's
your computer.

417
00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:42,016
Put that down this instant!
Okay.

418
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,168
Harvey!

419
00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:44,672
[GROANS]
Harvey!

420
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:46,177
[SCREAMS, GASPS]

421
00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,520
Well. I guess
we don't have to worry

422
00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:49,858
about that problem anymore.
[SOBBING]

423
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:54,050
You fucking jerk!

424
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,113
[CRYING]

425
00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:03,458
Oh, my God.

426
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:05,922
[DOORBELL RINGS]

427
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:08,691
Hm.

428
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,569
Colby!

429
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:20,035
It's your girlfriend.

430
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:33,058
WOMAN:
What the hell's going on?

431
00:18:33,059 --> 00:18:35,010
Old Harv pulled the plug
on the nonessentials

432
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:38,179
'cause he's too obsolete
to find a job.

433
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,322
AUDREY [MUFFLED]: She,
like, bent over the tailgate

434
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:42,082
of his four-by-four
behind the theater,

435
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,450
and he drove her
all the way home.

436
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:45,891
<i>GIRL [ON PHONE]:
No way.</i>

437
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,194
Way. Why do you think
she's been standing in class

438
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,084
for, like, a week?

439
00:18:52,485 --> 00:18:54,179
Don't eavesdrop, Randi.

440
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,875
You, of all people,
are gonna lecture me

441
00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:56,963
on the morality of privacy?

442
00:18:56,964 --> 00:18:58,147
You spend
your days and nights

443
00:18:58,148 --> 00:18:59,971
looking at naked chicks
on the Web.

444
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,763
Oh, yeah. No.
I mean, you don't have to.

445
00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:03,171
Here.

446
00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:04,931
<i>AUDREY [OVER COMPUTER]:
Oh, my God. Would you?</i>

447
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:06,947
<i> I mean, I wonder what
a rear delivery feels like.</i>

448
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,379
<i> Could you ever?
No way.</i>

449
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,740
<i> Well, I don't know.
Maybe.</i>

450
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:15,427
<i> If I were really drunk,
for the right guy.</i>

451
00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:17,284
Do you hear an echo?

452
00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:20,388
<i> GIRL:
What do you mean, echo? No.</i>

453
00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:23,396
<i> You know, rumor has it,
when you were really drunk,</i>

454
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,796
<i> your stepbro
was the right guy.</i>

455
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,429
[GASPS]
Um...

456
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,308
What?!

457
00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:31,029
Oh!

458
00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:34,788
<i>TOY: I'm Comet the
Hippo. Wanna play?</i>

459
00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:35,908
Hmm.

460
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,564
You fucking little prick!
How dare you!

461
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:40,197
Whoa! I thought
we had a deal.

462
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:41,157
Nancy knows.

463
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:42,373
If she fucking knows,

464
00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:44,997
the whole goddamn school
knows, you asshole!

465
00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:46,405
Chill.

466
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:47,845
Nobody cares.

467
00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:50,149
Besides, I never told Nancy.

468
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,869
You told your little freak
friend here, didn't you?

469
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,237
I'm the freak
friend.

470
00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,805
Randi, did I ever
tell you

471
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:58,277
Audrey and I had
drunken, messy,

472
00:19:58,278 --> 00:20:00,486
and not-that-impressive
silly sex

473
00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:02,246
in a momentary lapse
of judgment last year

474
00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:03,974
in a bathroom stall?
[WHINES]

475
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:05,253
Mm?

476
00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:06,950
Sorry.
Guess I did.

477
00:20:06,951 --> 00:20:08,295
Must have slipped.

478
00:20:09,288 --> 00:20:10,630
God!

479
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:11,590
What's the big deal?

480
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:12,774
Oh, hey now! Come on!
Whoa.

481
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,598
How much do you like
your toy here, Colby,

482
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:16,070
you asshole loser?
Look-- Heh.

483
00:20:16,071 --> 00:20:17,990
Come on now, Audrey.
That cost nearly 5 grand.

484
00:20:17,991 --> 00:20:19,654
You heard what
your dad said!

485
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,607
Promise me you'll deny
anything ever happened.

486
00:20:21,608 --> 00:20:23,046
COLBY:
Okay, okay!

487
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,583
Say it! Say "I promise."

488
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:25,830
I promise. I'll
deny ever having

489
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:27,526
uninteresting,
lame sex with you. Oh--

490
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,510
If you don't deny this,
you are one dead asshole!

491
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:31,495
Audrey, who's gonna
believe you two ever had sex?

492
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,223
Really?
Rumors, that's it.

493
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:35,110
Say "I'm a loser."

494
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:36,455
You're a loser.

495
00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:37,511
[GASPS]

496
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:39,175
Okay. Okay.

497
00:20:39,176 --> 00:20:40,327
I'm a loser.

498
00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:42,119
Now say, "I'm the biggest
loser in school,

499
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,815
and I have a little
limp dick."

500
00:20:43,816 --> 00:20:46,951
Well, you know firsthand,
or mouth, that's a total lie.

501
00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:48,232
Okay. Okay.

502
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,544
I'm the biggest
loser in school,

503
00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:50,856
and I have
a little dick.

504
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:53,863
Louder! And it's
"little limp dick."

505
00:20:53,864 --> 00:20:58,151
<i>I'm the biggest loser in school,
and I have a limp little dick.</i>

506
00:20:58,152 --> 00:21:00,519
Now can I have
my computer?

507
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,240
Mm.

508
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,105
Sure.

509
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,464
Oops. Must have slipped.

510
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:08,424
Oh!

511
00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:09,576
[COMPUTER CRUNCHES]

512
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:10,536
You bitch!

513
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,496
[AUDREY SHRIEKS]

514
00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:13,160
Get
back here.

515
00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:14,409
Come here.
AUDREY: Oh, my God.

516
00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:15,560
RANDI:
Colby! Stop.

517
00:21:15,561 --> 00:21:16,968
No! Ow!

518
00:21:16,969 --> 00:21:18,345
RANDI:
Come on, let her go.

519
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,040
Ahh!

520
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,865
[GROANS]
I got your limp dick.

521
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,856
RANDI:
Colby! Come on.

522
00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,072
Get off me. Get off.

523
00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:25,769
Oh, my God! What
have you done to her hair?

524
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,489
His psycho daughter
decimated my laptop.

525
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:30,825
Daddy, it was an accident.
I didn't mean to.

526
00:21:30,826 --> 00:21:32,489
Oh, well. It seems to
run in the family.

527
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:33,961
HARVEY:
Hold tight, hon.

528
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:36,042
Mom, it was deliberate.
She did it on purpose.

529
00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:38,153
HARVEY:
Is this true?

530
00:21:38,154 --> 00:21:39,433
[MOANS]

531
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:41,353
Daddy, I didn't
mean to.

532
00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:42,761
You fucking liar!

533
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:43,881
Hey, watch
your tongue!

534
00:21:43,882 --> 00:21:45,066
That's it. Go
into your room.

535
00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:46,666
Randi,
time to go home.

536
00:21:47,788 --> 00:21:49,130
Grab
some ice.

537
00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:51,690
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SIGHS]

538
00:21:51,691 --> 00:21:53,321
You all right?

539
00:21:53,322 --> 00:21:55,050
[¶¶¶]

540
00:21:55,051 --> 00:21:57,162
<i> [GIRLS MOANING, LAUGHING
ON COMPUTER]</i>

541
00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:01,867
<i> [GIRL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]</i>

542
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,107
<i>GIRL:
Ah!</i>

543
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,340
<i> [SQUEALING, LAUGHING]</i>

544
00:22:12,301 --> 00:22:14,187
<i> Love it!</i>

545
00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:15,532
<i> Oh! Ah!</i>

546
00:22:18,062 --> 00:22:19,595
<i> ¶ Ah ¶</i>

547
00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:20,555
[KEYS CLACKING]

548
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,155
<i> ¶ Da-da-da, da, da ¶</i>

549
00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:24,715
<i> ¶ Da, da ¶</i>

550
00:22:24,716 --> 00:22:27,787
<i> ¶ Da-da-da-da ¶</i>

551
00:22:27,788 --> 00:22:28,593
<i> ¶ Da ¶</i>

552
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,459
<i> ¶ Da-da-da, da, da, da, da ¶</i>

553
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,315
[BRAKES SCREECH]

554
00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:37,068
<i> ¶ Da-da-da-da ¶</i>

555
00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:38,221
<i> [DOORBELL RINGS]</i>

556
00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:42,156
[SCANNER BEEPING]

557
00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:44,268
[G TOM MAC'S "I SEE YOU"
PLAYING]

558
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:51,628
<i> ¶ Watch you, watch me
See you through my naked eye ¶</i>

559
00:22:51,629 --> 00:22:53,836
<i> ¶ Watch the future
Turn up your TV ¶</i>

560
00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:55,469
<i> ¶ Look at what
You've never seen ¶</i>

561
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:58,701
<i> ¶ There are no limits
To the modern spy ¶</i>

562
00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:00,621
<i> ¶ If you want to be
My future star ¶</i>

563
00:23:00,622 --> 00:23:02,220
[DRILL WHIRRING]

564
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,949
<i> ¶ All you've got to do
Is open up your windows ¶</i>

565
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,700
<i> ¶ Up to mine
Every day is prime time ¶</i>

566
00:23:06,701 --> 00:23:08,301
<i> ¶ Never mind your cable days ¶</i>

567
00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:10,413
<i> ¶ They're so over
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶</i>

568
00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:12,269
<i> ¶ Take a look around ¶</i>

569
00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:14,061
<i> ¶ There's the future
Goin' down ¶</i>

570
00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:15,789
<i> ¶ Am I gonna
Change the world? ¶</i>

571
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:18,189
<i> ¶ I don't think so today ¶</i>

572
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,789
<i> ¶ Ooh-wah today ¶</i>

573
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:23,373
<i> ¶ I see you... ¶</i>

574
00:23:23,374 --> 00:23:25,133
WOMAN:
I knew this day would come.

575
00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:27,277
I see the way you people live.

576
00:23:27,278 --> 00:23:29,070
There's something
systematically wrong

577
00:23:29,071 --> 00:23:31,661
with your entire generation.

578
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:33,454
Consume, consume.

579
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,374
Spend, spend.

580
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,742
You have always lived
beyond your means.

581
00:23:37,743 --> 00:23:40,845
It's been your problem
your whole life.

582
00:23:40,846 --> 00:23:43,310
Doris, I think you're
being a little unfair here.

583
00:23:43,311 --> 00:23:45,999
I'll get to you
in a second.

584
00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,374
This is
the most pampered,

585
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:49,678
self-indulgent era
in history.

586
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,599
Now look where
it's gotten you.

587
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,446
COLBY: How about
SeeMySister'sSkankyAss.com?

588
00:23:54,447 --> 00:23:55,439
[KEYS CLACKING]

589
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,655
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Taken.

590
00:23:56,656 --> 00:23:58,864
RANDI:
Try SeeMySister'sAss.com.

591
00:24:05,906 --> 00:24:07,503
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
It's taken.

592
00:24:07,504 --> 00:24:10,319
Every possible combination
of words is friggin' taken.

593
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,847
My naked sister
and her lesbian friends.

594
00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,960
[COLBY TYPING]

595
00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:18,384
It's too long.

596
00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,239
Yeah, but what
a grabber, huh?

597
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,743
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

598
00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:23,599
Colby, do you, um--

599
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,679
Do you think I'm pretty?

600
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,720
Ahh, umm...

601
00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:30,704
Yeah, I'd say
you're pretty smart.

602
00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:33,968
And I'd take smart over pretty
any day of the week.

603
00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:35,888
So...

604
00:24:35,889 --> 00:24:38,033
"My Sister's Naked Ass."

605
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,912
So, how much
should we charge?

606
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:43,408
I was thinking a buck a hit
or something.

607
00:24:43,409 --> 00:24:45,200
I mean, no one takes you
seriously

608
00:24:45,201 --> 00:24:46,896
unless you charge 'em.

609
00:24:46,897 --> 00:24:48,721
Hm. Wait.

610
00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:51,825
What about "I See You"?

611
00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:53,426
I like that one.

612
00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,073
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Taken.

613
00:25:01,074 --> 00:25:02,417
Wait. Why don't
you try, um--

614
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,505
Try it with hyphens.

615
00:25:03,506 --> 00:25:05,938
Like, "I-hypen-See-
hypen-You"?

616
00:25:15,188 --> 00:25:16,627
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

617
00:25:17,397 --> 00:25:18,707
You're a genius.

618
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:21,267
I love you.

619
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:25,137
Get out of here.

620
00:25:25,138 --> 00:25:28,242
You had no idea this was
going on right under your nose?

621
00:25:28,243 --> 00:25:29,618
Nope.

622
00:25:29,619 --> 00:25:31,155
Now, let me
get this straight now.

623
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,162
Your voyeur stepson...

624
00:25:34,163 --> 00:25:37,394
plants a camera
in his sister's room.

625
00:25:37,395 --> 00:25:39,090
Then broadcasts it
over the Internet,

626
00:25:39,091 --> 00:25:41,266
so that strangers
and perverts

627
00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:42,804
can watch her undress?

628
00:25:44,438 --> 00:25:45,714
Well, yeah.

629
00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,795
<i>HARVEY: Listen, we were
way ahead of the curve.</i>

630
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,931
Survivor, the Simple Life,
Joe Millionaire, Big Brother.

631
00:25:50,932 --> 00:25:53,043
<i> Even My Big, Fat,
Obnoxious Fiancé.</i>

632
00:25:53,044 --> 00:25:56,723
<i> All these shows proved that
manufactured reality sells.</i>

633
00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:58,547
<i> But you deliver the real deal,</i>

634
00:25:58,548 --> 00:26:00,275
you throw some skin in.

635
00:26:00,276 --> 00:26:02,899
<i> Hey, there's a lot of regular
guys like you and me</i>

636
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,363
<i> that'll pay cash to see
that sort of train wreck.</i>

637
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,027
<i> Not just freaks.</i>

638
00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:08,339
See, I think...

639
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,356
it's the-- The stark reality.

640
00:26:10,357 --> 00:26:13,268
The fact that she did not
know anybody was watching.

641
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:15,411
See, that's what made it
so enticing.

642
00:26:15,412 --> 00:26:17,300
No, no. I'll tell you
what made it so enticing.

643
00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:19,220
The stark nakedness
of your daughter.

644
00:26:19,221 --> 00:26:20,276
[¶¶¶]

645
00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:21,428
That too.

646
00:26:21,429 --> 00:26:23,636
Two-dollar peepshow.

647
00:26:23,637 --> 00:26:25,204
It's unbelievable.

648
00:26:25,205 --> 00:26:28,276
Well, it started out as a dollar
peepshow, but not for long.

649
00:26:28,277 --> 00:26:31,892
<i> Within a couple of months,
Colby not only got his revenge,</i>

650
00:26:31,893 --> 00:26:33,620
<i> but a little windfall going.</i>

651
00:26:33,621 --> 00:26:36,852
<i> He was making more money
than I was selling cars.</i>

652
00:26:36,853 --> 00:26:38,230
[BUZZING]

653
00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:40,949
["JINGLE BELLS" PLAYING]

654
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,837
<i> ¶ Dashing through the snow ¶</i>

655
00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:45,205
<i> ¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶</i>

656
00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:48,501
Oh, we may have to
use this paper again next year.

657
00:26:48,502 --> 00:26:51,669
<i> ¶ We're laughing all the way ¶</i>

658
00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:52,885
<i> ¶ Bells on bob tails ring ¶</i>

659
00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,357
<i> Killer Piranhas?</i>

660
00:26:54,358 --> 00:26:57,846
<i> It Lives,
part one, part two!</i>

661
00:26:57,847 --> 00:26:59,029
Oh, Lydia.

662
00:26:59,030 --> 00:27:00,533
Where did you
find these?

663
00:27:00,534 --> 00:27:02,101
Amazon.com.

664
00:27:02,102 --> 00:27:03,638
The Net's
an amazing thing.

665
00:27:03,639 --> 00:27:05,014
Thank you.
I love you.

666
00:27:05,015 --> 00:27:07,253
LYDIA:
Mm. I love you.

667
00:27:07,254 --> 00:27:09,590
Okay, then.

668
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:10,966
<i> ¶ Oh, what fun it is... ¶</i>

669
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:14,359
To Audrey from Colby.

670
00:27:15,257 --> 00:27:18,134
<i> ¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells ¶</i>

671
00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:20,439
<i> ¶ Jingle all the way ¶</i>

672
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,382
<i> ¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride ¶</i>

673
00:27:23,383 --> 00:27:26,552
<i> ¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶</i>

674
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,079
Batteries?

675
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,599
Yeah. You know,
for your toys?

676
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,590
Oh, you have
toys?

677
00:27:33,591 --> 00:27:35,159
What sort of
toys, hon?

678
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,687
Well, let's see. She's got
the Spiky Salamander,

679
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:40,151
the Dura-Dong
Deep Drone...

680
00:27:40,152 --> 00:27:41,143
[GASPS]

681
00:27:41,144 --> 00:27:42,935
What?

682
00:27:42,936 --> 00:27:44,471
Little prick!

683
00:27:44,472 --> 00:27:45,367
Audrey.

684
00:27:45,368 --> 00:27:46,487
Colby, what's
with you?

685
00:27:46,488 --> 00:27:47,863
Yeah, what's this
all about?

686
00:27:47,864 --> 00:27:49,559
Why can't you two
get along?

687
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,120
I know. It's like there's some
sexual tension or something.

688
00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:53,433
[WOMEN GASP]

689
00:27:54,618 --> 00:27:56,471
LYDIA:
Colby, you didn't.

690
00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:58,391
What?
Colby!

691
00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:00,537
Hey. It's a joke, Mom.

692
00:28:01,307 --> 00:28:03,096
It's a joke.

693
00:28:03,097 --> 00:28:04,632
A joke?

694
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:08,184
RANDI: Ha. Damn, things are
never that interesting over here.

695
00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:09,752
Well, how'd they take it?

696
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:13,337
Yeah. I don't know if they
bought the whole "joke" thing.

697
00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:15,224
[LAUGHS]
It's like a regular soap opera.

698
00:28:15,225 --> 00:28:17,337
I swear, you should put
cameras in every room.

699
00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:20,121
Yeah, right.

700
00:28:22,395 --> 00:28:24,057
A camera in every room?

701
00:28:26,364 --> 00:28:27,514
<i> [DOORBELL RINGS]</i>

702
00:28:28,732 --> 00:28:29,657
Hey.

703
00:28:29,658 --> 00:28:31,065
[G TOM MAC'S "I SEE YOU"
PLAYING]

704
00:28:31,066 --> 00:28:33,050
<i> ¶ I see you ¶</i>

705
00:28:34,204 --> 00:28:35,801
<i> ¶ I see you ¶</i>

706
00:28:35,802 --> 00:28:37,370
[BEEP]

707
00:28:42,524 --> 00:28:46,682
<i>¶ Watch you watch me
See you through my naked eye ¶</i>

708
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,633
<i>¶ Watch the picture
Turn off your TV ¶</i>

709
00:28:48,634 --> 00:28:50,585
<i>¶ Look at what
You've never seen ¶</i>

710
00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:53,562
<i>¶ There are no limits
To the modern spy ¶</i>

711
00:28:53,563 --> 00:28:55,898
<i>¶ If you want to be
My future star ¶</i>

712
00:28:55,899 --> 00:28:59,610
<i>¶ All you got to do is open up
Your windows up to mine ¶</i>

713
00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:02,938
<i>¶ Every day is prime time
Never mind your cable days ¶</i>

714
00:29:02,939 --> 00:29:05,083
<i>¶ There so over
Yeah, yeah, yeah ¶</i>

715
00:29:05,084 --> 00:29:08,442
<i>¶ Take a look around
Is the future going down? ¶</i>

716
00:29:08,443 --> 00:29:12,666
<i>¶ Am I gonna change the world
I don't think so today ¶</i>

717
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,042
<i> ¶ Ooh-wa, today ¶</i>

718
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:19,323
<i>¶ I see you in the click
Of real time ¶</i>

719
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,499
<i>¶ You could make it
What you like ¶</i>

720
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:26,523
<i>¶ I see you
From another point of view ¶</i>

721
00:29:26,524 --> 00:29:29,307
<i>¶ Watching everything
You do ¶</i>

722
00:29:29,308 --> 00:29:33,083
<i>¶ Watch what everybody
Wants to see through mine ¶</i>

723
00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,579
<i>¶ Watch you, watch, you need me
On the reel ¶</i>

724
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,052
<i>¶ We can make it
Mass appeal ¶</i>

725
00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:40,155
<i>¶ I see your vision
I can never lie ¶</i>

726
00:29:40,156 --> 00:29:42,139
<i>¶ I see everything
And every move-- ¶</i>

727
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,836
Look. Oh,
there's my mom.

728
00:29:43,837 --> 00:29:45,659
<i> ¶ All you really want to do
Open your windows ¶</i>

729
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,443
<i> ¶ Up to mine
Every day is prime time ¶</i>

730
00:29:48,444 --> 00:29:50,204
[GRUNTING]

731
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,444
<i> ¶ They're so over
Yeah, yeah, yeah ¶</i>

732
00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:54,653
<i> ¶ Take a look around
Is the future going... ¶</i>

733
00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:57,436
Well, that explains
a few things.

734
00:29:57,437 --> 00:30:00,253
RANDI:
This is gonna be so weird.

735
00:30:00,254 --> 00:30:02,781
And now, let's let the world
know we're here.

736
00:30:02,782 --> 00:30:04,477
Credit card?
Mm.

737
00:30:10,368 --> 00:30:12,029
Every room?

738
00:30:12,030 --> 00:30:13,725
Even the bathroom?

739
00:30:13,726 --> 00:30:17,053
No, every room except the little
maid's bathroom downstairs,

740
00:30:17,054 --> 00:30:19,101
which no one hardly
used anyway.

741
00:30:19,102 --> 00:30:21,661
Of course, Colby...

742
00:30:21,662 --> 00:30:24,029
thoughtfully installed
four cameras

743
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,686
in my bathroom alone.

744
00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:28,607
[FARTING]

745
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:32,478
[GRUNTS]

746
00:30:32,479 --> 00:30:34,334
[¶¶¶]

747
00:30:39,617 --> 00:30:41,055
<i> Shit.</i>

748
00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:47,871
<i> Great.</i>

749
00:30:55,617 --> 00:30:56,671
Uh.

750
00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:05,120
WOMAN:
Hey, did you take my loofa?

751
00:31:06,754 --> 00:31:08,959
Oh.
[LAUGHING]

752
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,207
Ew.

753
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,543
Oh, my god, Alicia. You have got
to come here and see this.

754
00:31:12,544 --> 00:31:15,393
ALICIA: You used my
loofa again, didn't you?

755
00:31:26,082 --> 00:31:27,072
Mm.

756
00:31:28,963 --> 00:31:30,368
Oh, my God. Alicia.

757
00:31:30,369 --> 00:31:31,328
Right now!

758
00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:32,641
ALICIA:
What?

759
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:39,456
Oh!
[CHUCKLING]

760
00:31:39,457 --> 00:31:42,112
Oh, my God, Alicia. You are
gonna miss the whole thing.

761
00:31:42,113 --> 00:31:43,552
Get over here right now.

762
00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,057
[WATER FLOWING]

763
00:31:45,058 --> 00:31:47,201
[WOMAN MOANING]

764
00:32:06,564 --> 00:32:07,617
Hey, Mike?

765
00:32:07,618 --> 00:32:10,210
Have you ever met
Bellinger's wife?

766
00:32:10,211 --> 00:32:13,026
No. But I'm
meeting her now.

767
00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:28,483
[ALL CHUCKLING]

768
00:32:31,397 --> 00:32:32,355
Hm.

769
00:32:35,461 --> 00:32:37,379
[CHUCKLING]

770
00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:40,259
[PHONE RINGING]

771
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,611
<i> Hello.</i>

772
00:32:44,612 --> 00:32:46,306
<i> Hey.</i>

773
00:32:46,307 --> 00:32:47,844
<i> Hold on a second.</i>

774
00:32:50,566 --> 00:32:52,291
<i> When they call?</i>

775
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,795
<i> They want to license the show?</i>

776
00:32:53,796 --> 00:32:54,820
<i> Sweet.</i>

777
00:32:55,782 --> 00:32:58,020
We are gonna be so rich.

778
00:32:58,021 --> 00:33:00,675
<i> [UPBEAT TELEVISION
THEME PLAYING]</i>

779
00:33:00,676 --> 00:33:02,116
Oh, shit.

780
00:33:09,318 --> 00:33:11,557
This can't be good.

781
00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:18,116
<i> Know where
your family is?</i>

782
00:33:18,117 --> 00:33:19,204
<i> Don't look now.</i>

783
00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,348
<i> They may be on
a PC near you.</i>

784
00:33:21,349 --> 00:33:23,012
<i> Imagine having
your most private moments</i>

785
00:33:23,013 --> 00:33:26,180
<i> Webcast for the whole world
to see at the click of a mouse.</i>

786
00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:27,652
<i> Well, stop imagining.</i>

787
00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:28,644
<i> It's here.</i>

788
00:33:28,645 --> 00:33:30,084
<i> Meet the Bellingers,</i>

789
00:33:30,085 --> 00:33:32,421
<i> the unwitting stars of
their own real-life sitcom.</i>

790
00:33:32,422 --> 00:33:35,909
<i> Giving a whole new meaning
to family home entertainment.</i>

791
00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:38,148
<i> Could this be the trend
of the future?</i>

792
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,164
<i> In-your-face reality TV?</i>

793
00:33:40,165 --> 00:33:43,205
<i> Network executives say,
"No way."</i>

794
00:33:43,206 --> 00:33:46,181
How could you not know
what was going on?

795
00:33:46,182 --> 00:33:48,837
I had pulled the plug
on the satellite, the cable,

796
00:33:48,838 --> 00:33:50,757
canceled all the magazines.

797
00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:53,061
For a brief moment in time...

798
00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:56,261
We were literally
media castaways.

799
00:33:56,262 --> 00:33:57,638
[¶¶¶]

800
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:58,855
[BOYS GIGGLE]

801
00:34:00,328 --> 00:34:01,638
[GIGGLING]

802
00:34:04,297 --> 00:34:06,949
Excuse me.
Is there a problem here?

803
00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:09,542
How's Mr. Smuggles,
Audrey?

804
00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:11,046
[BOTH GIGGLE]

805
00:34:11,047 --> 00:34:13,095
How do you know my name?

806
00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,846
Who's Mr. Smuggles?

807
00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:17,158
Your teddy bear?

808
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:18,119
[BOTH LAUGH]

809
00:34:18,985 --> 00:34:21,191
Audrey, we need
to talk.

810
00:34:23,977 --> 00:34:25,511
[GASPING]

811
00:34:30,089 --> 00:34:34,343
HARVEY: I'm telling you
this baby's a classic.

812
00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:37,223
<i> It started slowly at first.
People just stared.</i>

813
00:34:37,224 --> 00:34:38,247
Is that him?

814
00:34:38,248 --> 00:34:39,847
<i> And I felt terribly
self-conscious,</i>

815
00:34:39,848 --> 00:34:42,151
<i> like my fly was always open
or something.</i>

816
00:34:42,152 --> 00:34:44,519
<i> And then came the whispering,</i>

817
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,856
<i> the pointing, the giggling.</i>

818
00:34:46,857 --> 00:34:48,264
Yeah-- Oh.

819
00:34:48,265 --> 00:34:49,863
<i> And then it happened.</i>

820
00:34:49,864 --> 00:34:50,823
Ha.

821
00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:51,944
[¶¶¶]

822
00:34:51,945 --> 00:34:53,736
[SECRETARY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

823
00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:07,753
<i>RECEPTIONIST:
Bryant Bocelli?</i>

824
00:35:18,571 --> 00:35:19,657
[GASPS]

825
00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:24,937
Look at this:
leather-trimmed interior,

826
00:35:24,938 --> 00:35:26,089
plenty of cup holders.

827
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:27,688
Make yourself comfortable
there, huh?

828
00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:28,809
Look at the workmanship.

829
00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:31,561
Kids, jump in.
Look at this, huh?

830
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:32,905
Your friends are
gonna like that--

831
00:35:32,906 --> 00:35:34,601
Oh, they found
the magic third seat.

832
00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:37,353
And especially for
you kids, VHS, DVD...

833
00:35:37,354 --> 00:35:39,241
and local TV. Huh?

834
00:35:39,242 --> 00:35:41,226
<i> First, you got to watch
Survivor and Big Brother.</i>

835
00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:44,650
<i> And now the World Wide Web is
bringing to a computer near you</i>

836
00:35:44,651 --> 00:35:46,249
<i> The Bellingers.</i>

837
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,778
<i> If they weren't so real,
you'd think it was TV.</i>

838
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:51,594
<i> You can check this family's
crazy antics yourself</i>

839
00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:56,458
<i>And you'll think your family...
Oh, my God.</i>

840
00:35:56,459 --> 00:35:57,770
<i> ...is suddenly really normal.</i>

841
00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,274
<i> We leave you tonight
with Harvey Bellinger</i>

842
00:35:59,275 --> 00:36:02,218
<i> in his rendition of
"You Made Me Love you."</i>

843
00:36:02,219 --> 00:36:03,307
<i> We think.</i>

844
00:36:03,308 --> 00:36:05,067
<i> Oh, yeah.</i>

845
00:36:05,068 --> 00:36:07,210
<i>¶ I didn't want to do it ¶</i>

846
00:36:07,211 --> 00:36:08,170
[BOYS GIGGLE]

847
00:36:08,171 --> 00:36:09,226
<i> ¶ You-- ¶</i>

848
00:36:09,227 --> 00:36:10,698
Yeah, You know.
Let-- Let me--

849
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:14,571
Let me show you another one
of my favorite cars, okay?

850
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:15,627
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah.

851
00:36:15,628 --> 00:36:18,123
Yeah. Yeah,
I got, uh-- Come on.

852
00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:22,603
We're in the eyeball
business.

853
00:36:22,604 --> 00:36:24,747
Our job is to get
as many as we can.

854
00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:27,083
The more we get,
the more ads we sell.

855
00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:28,683
And in this shrinking
market,

856
00:36:28,684 --> 00:36:29,899
you guys are
eyeball magnets.

857
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,596
This isn't TV,
and it's not film.

858
00:36:31,597 --> 00:36:33,964
This isn't about big stars
or big productions.

859
00:36:33,965 --> 00:36:36,555
This is about real people.
Reality.

860
00:36:36,556 --> 00:36:40,140
It is the hippest, coolest
thing out there since...

861
00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:41,419
fiction.

862
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,628
See, something about your
homegrown little creation here

863
00:36:43,629 --> 00:36:45,292
has really plugged
into the Zeitgeist

864
00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:46,892
of our target web demo.

865
00:36:46,893 --> 00:36:49,964
<i>And I think what we have here is
a Blair Witch effect.</i>

866
00:36:49,965 --> 00:36:52,332
You got the key in the door
to the next big thing.

867
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,828
And we wanna help you
turn the key.

868
00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:56,364
And open the door.

869
00:36:56,365 --> 00:36:57,549
We do.

870
00:37:01,008 --> 00:37:03,308
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,
PHONE RINGING]

871
00:37:03,309 --> 00:37:05,868
RECEPTIONIST:
Good morning. Insytive.

872
00:37:05,869 --> 00:37:07,341
One moment, please.

873
00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:14,478
[BOTH SCREAMING]

874
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,158
Hello?

875
00:37:23,856 --> 00:37:24,910
Mom?

876
00:37:24,911 --> 00:37:25,716
Audrey?

877
00:37:28,241 --> 00:37:29,838
Hello?

878
00:37:30,928 --> 00:37:31,887
Mom?

879
00:37:33,008 --> 00:37:34,799
Audrey?

880
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,127
Harvey?

881
00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:41,902
Hello?

882
00:37:41,903 --> 00:37:42,863
Audrey?

883
00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:45,455
Mom?

884
00:37:47,025 --> 00:37:48,174
Where is everybody?

885
00:37:48,175 --> 00:37:49,007
Whoa!

886
00:37:49,008 --> 00:37:50,319
Hey. Hey!
Easy!

887
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,758
AUDREY:
I'm completely ruined!

888
00:37:51,759 --> 00:37:52,943
Hey! Whoa!

889
00:37:52,944 --> 00:37:53,999
I can't go back
to school!

890
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,663
What the hell
were you thinking?

891
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,262
Colby Allen, do you
have any idea

892
00:37:57,263 --> 00:37:58,734
how awful this is
for us?!

893
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,750
I-I-- I think there is something
seriously wrong with you.

894
00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:02,351
Forget about
what you've done to me,

895
00:38:02,352 --> 00:38:03,470
what about your poor mother?

896
00:38:03,471 --> 00:38:04,495
I am so humiliated.

897
00:38:04,496 --> 00:38:05,903
I am
so embarrassed!

898
00:38:05,904 --> 00:38:08,207
How could you take advantage
of your family like this?

899
00:38:08,208 --> 00:38:09,551
I can't believe
you're my son.

900
00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:12,207
Ah! Are you
all quite finished?

901
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:16,399
Okay. Now, before you all have
a collective meltdown,

902
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,552
let me just point out that

903
00:38:17,553 --> 00:38:19,247
there have been
some positive benefits

904
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:20,719
to this so-called disaster.

905
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,695
We're on the verge
of a seven-figure deal

906
00:38:23,696 --> 00:38:25,615
with one of the fastest
Internet plays around.

907
00:38:25,616 --> 00:38:27,056
They love us.
Okay?

908
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:29,647
Not to mention, that
over the last five weeks,

909
00:38:29,648 --> 00:38:33,137
we've brought in
an average of, oh, 17K a week.

910
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:37,890
Hi.

911
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:42,128
You are an unscrupulous
opportunist, Colby.

912
00:38:42,129 --> 00:38:44,946
You're not gonna pimp out
your family for profit.

913
00:38:48,276 --> 00:38:50,768
Did you say 17,000?

914
00:38:50,769 --> 00:38:52,017
A week?

915
00:38:52,018 --> 00:38:53,217
[¶¶¶]

916
00:38:54,259 --> 00:38:55,825
HARVEY:
Yes, it's a lot of money,

917
00:38:55,826 --> 00:38:58,257
but I don't see how you plan
to keep this charade going.

918
00:38:58,258 --> 00:39:01,425
Look...we go about
our business as usual.

919
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,545
Nothing's changed.

920
00:39:02,546 --> 00:39:04,561
We don't have cable,
we don't read.

921
00:39:04,562 --> 00:39:06,961
What makes you think people
are gonna keep on watching?

922
00:39:06,962 --> 00:39:09,329
Hah. You kidding?
The public loves this shit.

923
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:12,689
I can see the day when
there's nothing else on TV.

924
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,154
Unedited
dysfunctional real life.

925
00:39:15,155 --> 00:39:17,489
Total exposure,
unvarnished?

926
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:19,986
And we've got the eyeballs
to prove it.

927
00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,106
I don't think you understand

928
00:39:21,107 --> 00:39:23,857
what those eyeballs
have seen me do.

929
00:39:23,858 --> 00:39:25,810
You mean to say, there's...

930
00:39:25,811 --> 00:39:27,347
cameras in the bathroom?

931
00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,459
Hm.

932
00:39:31,317 --> 00:39:32,274
Aah!
Whoa!

933
00:39:32,275 --> 00:39:33,778
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

934
00:39:33,779 --> 00:39:35,858
What? He's my son. I can
kill him if I want to. Hey.

935
00:39:35,859 --> 00:39:36,979
Look.

936
00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:41,491
The money we're talking about
is unbelievable.

937
00:39:43,158 --> 00:39:45,394
And Mom...

938
00:39:45,395 --> 00:39:47,187
you'd be back in your element.

939
00:39:47,188 --> 00:39:49,235
Wouldn't it
be nice to

940
00:39:49,236 --> 00:39:52,051
put all those hard years
of acting back to use?

941
00:39:53,398 --> 00:39:54,868
Yeah.

942
00:39:56,118 --> 00:39:58,995
Are you--? Uh--
Are you guys serious?

943
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,427
HARVEY: My dear child, I don't
know how to put this to you,

944
00:40:01,428 --> 00:40:04,212
but we can't make
next month's mortgage.

945
00:40:04,213 --> 00:40:07,156
Besides, Colby
may have a point.

946
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:09,587
We, uh-- We just
ride it out.

947
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,044
When everyone gets bored,
take the money and run.

948
00:40:13,045 --> 00:40:14,516
It's not gonna
last long anyway.

949
00:40:14,517 --> 00:40:15,699
It never does.

950
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:16,980
What's the worst
that can happen?

951
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,668
So, Insytive flew
Randi and Colby

952
00:40:19,669 --> 00:40:21,364
to New York
during spring break.

953
00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:22,644
Uh, they closed the deal.

954
00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:25,716
Colby, of course,
lied about his age.

955
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,828
So how'd you convince
your leading lady

956
00:40:27,829 --> 00:40:28,884
to keep up the show?

957
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,100
Lydia?

958
00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:32,053
[LAUGHS]
She's an actor. Come on.

959
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:35,125
Your daughter.
Ooh.

960
00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:37,940
Misgivings about that one.

961
00:40:37,941 --> 00:40:39,860
Not my proudest
moment as a father.

962
00:40:39,861 --> 00:40:41,813
Let's just
say we...

963
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,469
met her terms
and conditions.

964
00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:46,070
[BEEPING]

965
00:40:47,256 --> 00:40:47,946
<i> Uh...</i>

966
00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:51,573
Hey, asswipe.

967
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,013
[SIGHS]

968
00:40:53,014 --> 00:40:54,261
Hm?

969
00:40:54,262 --> 00:40:56,181
Guess who got her
bandages off today?

970
00:40:56,182 --> 00:40:58,102
[¶¶¶]

971
00:41:00,601 --> 00:41:03,223
Sweet mother of Moses.

972
00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:07,319
They're ginormous.

973
00:41:09,208 --> 00:41:10,006
Ow.

974
00:41:10,007 --> 00:41:12,054
In your freaking
dreams, loser.

975
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:15,479
Is that post-surgical swelling,
or the way they--

976
00:41:16,281 --> 00:41:17,910
[OPENS SODA CAN]

977
00:41:17,911 --> 00:41:19,447
Or the way they...

978
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,055
Not bad.
[DOOR CLOSES]

979
00:41:24,056 --> 00:41:26,135
[¶¶¶]

980
00:41:27,449 --> 00:41:29,782
Honey. I'm home!

981
00:41:29,783 --> 00:41:31,511
Hello, darling.
Daddy!

982
00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:33,047
How was
your day?

983
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:34,871
Just swell.

984
00:41:34,872 --> 00:41:35,895
Mm.

985
00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:38,583
Daddy!
How's my little princess?

986
00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:43,288
Colby, my son. I see you're
back from your spring break.

987
00:41:44,154 --> 00:41:45,433
Wh-- Huh?

988
00:41:46,906 --> 00:41:48,119
COLBY:
We got a problem.

989
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,655
<i>RANDI:
I know. I've been watching.</i>

990
00:41:49,656 --> 00:41:50,743
What the hell happened?

991
00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:52,023
Did some aliens come down

992
00:41:52,024 --> 00:41:53,591
and suck their brains
out of their assholes?

993
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:56,344
Look at 'em. They look like
a bad sitcom out of the '50s.

994
00:41:56,345 --> 00:41:58,679
RANDI: We haven't had a
new hit in 52 minutes.

995
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,504
Its dropping our average
through the floor.

996
00:42:00,505 --> 00:42:02,808
You've gotta come up
with something fast.

997
00:42:02,809 --> 00:42:04,152
Mm.
[SIGHS]

998
00:42:04,153 --> 00:42:06,168
HARVEY: See, I like
this university.

999
00:42:06,169 --> 00:42:07,672
<i> More than 200 clubs
and organizations.</i>

1000
00:42:07,673 --> 00:42:10,041
<i> And they have beaches
in Malibu. Madeleine?</i>

1001
00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:11,449
Don't mind
if I do.

1002
00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:15,352
Colby, my brother.
There you are.

1003
00:42:15,353 --> 00:42:18,361
Is something wrong?
Why the long face?

1004
00:42:18,362 --> 00:42:19,737
I don't know,
Audrey?

1005
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:21,145
Maybe it's your new...

1006
00:42:21,146 --> 00:42:22,584
boob job.

1007
00:42:22,585 --> 00:42:24,344
You should massage them
before they harden. Oh.

1008
00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:26,041
What are you doing,
dickhead?

1009
00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,833
[ALL SCREAMING, YELLING]

1010
00:42:29,596 --> 00:42:30,745
Stop it!

1011
00:42:30,746 --> 00:42:32,282
Get your hands
off her.

1012
00:42:34,396 --> 00:42:36,666
Remember this sound,
Harvey?

1013
00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:37,945
What are you
talking about?

1014
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:39,609
Everything's going along
as smooth as silk.

1015
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:40,858
Let me just read you
a few things

1016
00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:42,201
I pulled down
off the Web.

1017
00:42:42,202 --> 00:42:43,865
"What used to be
an inside, edgy,

1018
00:42:43,866 --> 00:42:46,073
"sometimes erotic
look at real Americana,

1019
00:42:46,074 --> 00:42:49,369
has ebbed into a pretentious,
manufactured embarrassment."

1020
00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:50,873
Ph, what's it
say about me?

1021
00:42:50,874 --> 00:42:52,250
Hm, I got
that one.

1022
00:42:52,251 --> 00:42:53,818
Want some chat room
dialogue?

1023
00:42:53,819 --> 00:42:55,738
Oh, here it is:
"The Bellinger Bitch Project."

1024
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,658
"Headliner Audrey
used to be my constant

1025
00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:58,842
"chicken-choking companion.

1026
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,018
"What's with the turtle necks
and the bathrobes?

1027
00:43:01,019 --> 00:43:04,378
How come no one uses
the bathroom anymore?" Freaks.

1028
00:43:04,379 --> 00:43:06,299
[¶¶¶]

1029
00:43:07,613 --> 00:43:09,243
LYDIA:
Yo, what is this?

1030
00:43:09,244 --> 00:43:10,875
These are show bibles.

1031
00:43:10,876 --> 00:43:12,410
COLBY:
Look, it's all very simple.

1032
00:43:12,411 --> 00:43:14,459
We need to take drastic steps.

1033
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,859
These bibles outline
our characters,

1034
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,803
complete with back stories,
foibles and new story lines.

1035
00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:24,667
Now, people want real,
but above all, they want drama.

1036
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,459
Conflict equals drama.

1037
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:27,804
Drama equals hits.

1038
00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:30,299
Hits equal eyeballs,
which equals...

1039
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:30,991
Money.

1040
00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:35,772
Listen, everybody. We're flat.
No sizzle. Boring.

1041
00:43:35,773 --> 00:43:37,915
If we don't do something
and do it, like, right now,

1042
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,124
our entire Insytive deal
is gonna go up in smoke.

1043
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:43,835
You know, they have the 2 mil
in licensing fees alone.

1044
00:43:43,836 --> 00:43:45,947
Bondage?
Forget this.

1045
00:43:45,948 --> 00:43:47,068
This is ridiculous.

1046
00:43:47,069 --> 00:43:49,244
I would never do this
to your Mom.

1047
00:43:49,245 --> 00:43:50,620
With a dog?

1048
00:43:50,621 --> 00:43:52,956
RANDI: Well, we're gonna
close out the quarter soft.

1049
00:43:52,957 --> 00:43:55,132
You know we got 14K
from FreshPasta.com.

1050
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,828
Another 10K from
Bouquet of Fruits.

1051
00:43:56,829 --> 00:43:59,804
And, you know, twenty-six thou
from, uh, Popeye's Chicken.

1052
00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:01,501
<i> But Adam Brothers
wants to renegotiate</i>

1053
00:44:01,502 --> 00:44:02,557
<i> because of our numbers.</i>

1054
00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:03,740
I know we can turn
this around.

1055
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,756
We just got to keep
amping up the stakes.

1056
00:44:05,757 --> 00:44:08,829
They'll come back,
like flies to shit.

1057
00:44:08,830 --> 00:44:10,782
[SIGHS]

1058
00:44:11,744 --> 00:44:12,797
Hello?

1059
00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:14,109
Did you hear me?

1060
00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,445
<i> Uh, yeah. Yeah.</i>

1061
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:17,405
What?

1062
00:44:17,406 --> 00:44:18,621
You having doubts?

1063
00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:20,381
No. No, it's not that.

1064
00:44:20,382 --> 00:44:22,141
It's just that-- You--

1065
00:44:22,142 --> 00:44:23,997
<i> It's just that we never
have time to, like--</i>

1066
00:44:23,998 --> 00:44:26,173
<i> You know, just be with
each other anymore alone.</i>

1067
00:44:26,174 --> 00:44:27,709
<i> I mean--</i>

1068
00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:29,469
<i> I mean, we have--
We've been, like, together,</i>

1069
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,781
<i> for months and
everything. It--</i>

1070
00:44:30,782 --> 00:44:32,797
Oh, my God.

1071
00:44:32,798 --> 00:44:35,102
Okay. Well, you don't have to
freak out about it.

1072
00:44:35,103 --> 00:44:36,862
No. No.
Look at the site!

1073
00:44:36,863 --> 00:44:37,854
Look at the site!

1074
00:44:37,855 --> 00:44:39,294
What?

1075
00:44:39,295 --> 00:44:41,278
<i>HARVEY: Ouch. What the
fuck are you doing? Ow.</i>

1076
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,294
<i> Shut up and bark
like a dog.</i>

1077
00:44:44,609 --> 00:44:46,528
<i> [TIMID BARKING] </i>

1078
00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:49,374
<i> Ow.
Bark!</i>

1079
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,487
<i> [BARKING]
Bark!</i>

1080
00:44:52,321 --> 00:44:53,310
<i> [COCKS GUN]</i>

1081
00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:54,814
<i> Now, put on
the mask.</i>

1082
00:44:54,815 --> 00:44:57,215
<i> Oh. For God's sake.
Put it on!</i>

1083
00:44:57,215 --> 00:44:58,558
RANDI:
Shouldn't we do something?

1084
00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:00,126
I mean, shouldn't we
call the cops?

1085
00:45:00,127 --> 00:45:01,375
What? And ruin
this scene?

1086
00:45:01,376 --> 00:45:03,231
She's got a gun
for crying out loud.

1087
00:45:03,232 --> 00:45:04,639
This is great.

1088
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,423
<i>HARVEY: Go on, do what
you have to do, shit. Ow!</i>

1089
00:45:07,424 --> 00:45:08,992
A real revolver?

1090
00:45:10,978 --> 00:45:14,015
I might have paid to have
seen you in that situation.

1091
00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:18,175
Thanks. Unfortunately for you
and the rest of the world,

1092
00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:20,064
the damage was done.

1093
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:21,280
And we had lost
so many hitters,

1094
00:45:21,281 --> 00:45:23,712
that virtually no one
saw the gag anyway.

1095
00:45:23,713 --> 00:45:25,024
I saw it.

1096
00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:27,585
<i>He was just like
the gimp in Pulp Fiction.</i>

1097
00:45:33,763 --> 00:45:35,936
Look, guys.
This isn't working.

1098
00:45:35,937 --> 00:45:38,528
No, AC Nielsen,
Media Metrix.

1099
00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:40,320
These are
the lowest numbers

1100
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:41,888
since you had
a one-camera peepshow

1101
00:45:41,889 --> 00:45:44,000
with little
Miss Tool Time.

1102
00:45:44,001 --> 00:45:47,168
You're just gonna pull the plug
at the first sign of trouble?

1103
00:45:47,169 --> 00:45:48,961
[SCOFFS]
Look.

1104
00:45:48,962 --> 00:45:50,433
I can appreciate
your enthusiasm.

1105
00:45:50,434 --> 00:45:53,857
But we've spent
a lot of money on you.

1106
00:45:53,858 --> 00:45:56,097
And we're now going to
cut our losses.

1107
00:45:56,098 --> 00:45:58,241
Well, naturally,
you will give us

1108
00:45:58,242 --> 00:45:59,201
the three weeks
we need

1109
00:45:59,202 --> 00:46:01,154
to "cure" the problem.

1110
00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:06,242
If you'll indulge me
for a minute.

1111
00:46:07,525 --> 00:46:09,761
Paragraph 34,
double I.

1112
00:46:09,762 --> 00:46:13,570
"In the event of defect or
default by the 'Producers'--

1113
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,361
"that would be us
--the 'Company'--

1114
00:46:15,362 --> 00:46:16,673
that would be you

1115
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:17,953
"shall give 'Producers'--
us again

1116
00:46:17,954 --> 00:46:19,522
"--twenty-one working days
to cure

1117
00:46:19,523 --> 00:46:22,594
such defect
or...default."

1118
00:46:24,964 --> 00:46:26,082
What--?

1119
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,154
That's-- It's, uh,
standard, boilerplate.

1120
00:46:29,155 --> 00:46:31,810
I believe it also states
in that section

1121
00:46:31,811 --> 00:46:33,026
that in the event...

1122
00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:35,938
the default
or defect is not cured...

1123
00:46:35,939 --> 00:46:38,947
then "Producers--"
that would be you

1124
00:46:38,948 --> 00:46:41,378
--are financially liable
to the "Company."

1125
00:46:41,379 --> 00:46:43,299
That would be us.

1126
00:46:48,582 --> 00:46:50,372
We'll take that risk.

1127
00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:52,835
HARVEY:
We'll take that risk?

1128
00:46:52,836 --> 00:46:54,659
COLBY: Uh, yeah.
That's what we told 'em.

1129
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:56,547
Three weeks? Are you guys
fucking nuts?

1130
00:46:56,548 --> 00:46:58,147
Who do you think's
gonna go to jail

1131
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,619
when we can't make good
on the money?

1132
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:03,171
You, probably.
I'm, uh, still a minor.

1133
00:47:03,172 --> 00:47:05,412
Heh. Well, you're no longer
in charge of anything.

1134
00:47:05,413 --> 00:47:06,595
See, this is what we get

1135
00:47:06,596 --> 00:47:08,452
for listening to
your scam-artist son

1136
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:10,147
and his crazy-ass
bondage ideas.

1137
00:47:10,148 --> 00:47:11,811
Yeah, well, it was
a hell of a lot better

1138
00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:14,883
than your lame-o '50s sitcom
shtick, Ward Cleaver.

1139
00:47:14,884 --> 00:47:16,484
If you had been paying
more attention

1140
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,819
to June and the Beaver, none
of us would be in this mess.

1141
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:22,212
Colby. Heh. See. I told you
we weren't having enough sex.

1142
00:47:22,213 --> 00:47:23,780
Everybody seems to know it.

1143
00:47:23,781 --> 00:47:25,444
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

1144
00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:28,036
Oh. Sure, that's your answer
to everything, isn't it, Lydia?

1145
00:47:28,037 --> 00:47:30,308
Why, you little silicone
hypocrite.

1146
00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:33,254
You mean saline,
you liposuction has-been.

1147
00:47:36,552 --> 00:47:37,797
HARVEY:
That's enough!

1148
00:47:37,798 --> 00:47:39,269
I will not have you
speak to us this way,

1149
00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:40,452
while you live
under my roof.

1150
00:47:40,453 --> 00:47:41,925
If it weren't
for me,

1151
00:47:41,926 --> 00:47:43,749
we'd all be living
under your mother's roof.

1152
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:44,837
Stop, okay.

1153
00:47:44,838 --> 00:47:47,397
The bottom line is sex sells.

1154
00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:50,021
Seventy-three percent
of Internet users hit sites

1155
00:47:50,022 --> 00:47:51,653
which involve
sex or nudity.

1156
00:47:51,654 --> 00:47:53,669
According to
these stats...

1157
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,525
Audrey's boobs are
our greatest draw.

1158
00:47:55,526 --> 00:47:58,341
You know, she gets 48 percent
of the total hit-ship. Hm.

1159
00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,461
Hm.

1160
00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:00,613
I want a raise.

1161
00:48:00,614 --> 00:48:02,246
You already have two.

1162
00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:03,430
COLBY:
Look. Bottom line.

1163
00:48:03,431 --> 00:48:04,678
We're not cutting it.

1164
00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:06,566
We need some new blood,
a new character.

1165
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:09,734
Maybe a professional.
I don't know.

1166
00:48:09,735 --> 00:48:11,558
Maybe, uh, Inga,

1167
00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:12,838
the Swedish housekeeper?

1168
00:48:12,839 --> 00:48:14,438
Oh. I'm sure you'd love to live

1169
00:48:14,439 --> 00:48:17,094
that adolescent,
cliché fantasy, dickweed.

1170
00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,270
Well, if I do, so does
every other adolescent.

1171
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,375
Let's not forget our target
audience: 16-to-24 male.

1172
00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:24,391
No, no, no, no, no.

1173
00:48:24,392 --> 00:48:26,727
We got the cheesecake,
we need the beefcake.

1174
00:48:26,728 --> 00:48:29,031
Female 18-to-34
is way down.

1175
00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:31,367
And who can blame them?
I mean, all they got to look at

1176
00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:33,480
is a middle-age fart
and a scrawny geek.

1177
00:48:34,665 --> 00:48:36,456
We need a hunk.

1178
00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:38,567
Mm.

1179
00:48:38,568 --> 00:48:42,887
Yes. Like a gorgeous,
ripped Latin pool boy

1180
00:48:42,888 --> 00:48:44,679
with six-pack abs
and a tight ass

1181
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,951
you could bounce
quarters off of.

1182
00:48:46,952 --> 00:48:49,287
Ooh. How about
Antonio Sabato Jr.?

1183
00:48:49,288 --> 00:48:52,103
I don't know. The pool boy
thing's been done to death.

1184
00:48:52,104 --> 00:48:54,216
It's too familiar.
Feels, uh...

1185
00:48:54,217 --> 00:48:55,847
manufactured.

1186
00:48:55,848 --> 00:48:58,441
RANDI: What about a foreign
exchange student? Comic relief?

1187
00:49:00,779 --> 00:49:03,016
A young Antonio Banderas.

1188
00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:04,744
Umm...maybe. Uh--

1189
00:49:04,745 --> 00:49:06,728
No, we could hire
a pro. An actor.

1190
00:49:06,729 --> 00:49:08,360
COLBY:
No. No, no, no. Too dangerous.

1191
00:49:08,361 --> 00:49:10,248
If anybody ever found out,
we'd be ruined.

1192
00:49:10,249 --> 00:49:13,064
Speaking of which, we should
burn those story bibles.

1193
00:49:13,065 --> 00:49:14,792
We can't use a real
exchange student.

1194
00:49:14,793 --> 00:49:17,833
It would be way
too unpredictable.

1195
00:49:24,268 --> 00:49:26,281
Welcome to Chart House.

1196
00:49:26,282 --> 00:49:27,241
Uh-- Uh.

1197
00:49:27,242 --> 00:49:28,202
"Kiro."

1198
00:49:29,387 --> 00:49:30,633
Ciro.

1199
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,257
Oh. Oh, sorry.
Ch-- Cheerio.

1200
00:49:33,258 --> 00:49:35,081
Uh-- Ciro.

1201
00:49:35,082 --> 00:49:37,642
ALL:
Ciro.

1202
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,355
Okay. Ahem.

1203
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:44,553
[COMPUTER BEEPING]

1204
00:49:44,554 --> 00:49:46,954
Next week, log on
as the Bellingers

1205
00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:49,001
get a new addition
to the family.

1206
00:49:49,002 --> 00:49:50,443
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1207
00:49:52,461 --> 00:49:55,242
[¶¶¶]
[SIGHS]

1208
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:56,746
Oh, my.

1209
00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:58,570
Well, you must be
Ciro.

1210
00:49:58,571 --> 00:50:00,106
<i> Si.
I'm Lydia.</i>

1211
00:50:00,107 --> 00:50:01,354
Oh.
Won't you come in?

1212
00:50:01,355 --> 00:50:03,436
[¶¶¶]

1213
00:50:05,197 --> 00:50:07,690
Everybody...Ciro
from Italy is here.

1214
00:50:07,691 --> 00:50:09,418
[GIGGLES]

1215
00:50:09,419 --> 00:50:10,826
This is my husband, Harvey.

1216
00:50:10,827 --> 00:50:12,842
<i> Benvenuto.</i>

1217
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,962
Signore Harvey.

1218
00:50:13,963 --> 00:50:15,755
And this is--
Audrey.

1219
00:50:15,756 --> 00:50:17,194
So mice to neat you.

1220
00:50:17,195 --> 00:50:20,332
Ah-- N-nice. So nice
t-to meet you.

1221
00:50:21,358 --> 00:50:23,083
A-and this
is Colby, our son.

1222
00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:24,011
Hey.

1223
00:50:24,012 --> 00:50:25,643
Hey, let me
give you a hand there.

1224
00:50:25,644 --> 00:50:27,403
I'll show you where you're
staying. This way.

1225
00:50:27,404 --> 00:50:28,363
<i>Oh. G-- Grazie.</i>

1226
00:50:28,364 --> 00:50:29,836
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]

1227
00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,731
COLBY [WHISPERING]:
Psst. Hey, guys.

1228
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,429
Hey.

1229
00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:39,180
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Psst.

1230
00:50:42,031 --> 00:50:44,523
<i>HARVEY: Welcome to
your new home, Cheerio.</i>

1231
00:50:44,524 --> 00:50:46,252
<i> Got the bathroom
over there,</i>

1232
00:50:46,253 --> 00:50:49,517
<i> closet, nice, comfortable
bed for you.</i>

1233
00:50:51,567 --> 00:50:53,997
<i> Ciao.
Ciao.</i>

1234
00:51:11,055 --> 00:51:12,397
[BEEPS]

1235
00:51:12,398 --> 00:51:14,317
COLBY:
How's he doing?

1236
00:51:14,318 --> 00:51:15,853
AUDREY:
He's just sitting there.

1237
00:51:15,854 --> 00:51:16,814
COLBY:
Heh.

1238
00:51:17,968 --> 00:51:20,109
So...are we
looking good?

1239
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,645
No, we're dying.

1240
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:23,565
LYDIA: Poor man. He's
scared out of his mind.

1241
00:51:23,566 --> 00:51:25,646
HARVEY: Either that or
he's a stultified moron.

1242
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:27,981
RANDI: We shouldn't have
told him about the cameras.

1243
00:51:27,982 --> 00:51:30,061
Ah, shit. We should have
a hired a pro.

1244
00:51:30,062 --> 00:51:32,558
We gotta do something.
Ah. This is ridiculous.

1245
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:34,030
[SIGHS]

1246
00:51:34,031 --> 00:51:36,430
Wait a sec. What
are you doing? Mm.

1247
00:51:36,431 --> 00:51:37,677
[SIGHS]

1248
00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:40,750
I am putting our business
investments to work.

1249
00:51:40,751 --> 00:51:42,959
Your business investments?
Uh-huh.

1250
00:51:43,921 --> 00:51:45,422
Okay.
Okay.

1251
00:51:45,423 --> 00:51:46,254
What?

1252
00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:47,502
What is she doing?

1253
00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:48,654
You heard her.

1254
00:51:48,655 --> 00:51:50,926
She's putting our business
investments to work.

1255
00:51:50,927 --> 00:51:52,126
[¶¶¶]

1256
00:51:58,578 --> 00:52:00,175
<i> Avanti.</i>

1257
00:52:05,202 --> 00:52:06,672
[SIGHS]
Hi.

1258
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,216
[SIGHS]
I thought you might be thirsty.

1259
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,535
You know? After that...

1260
00:52:15,536 --> 00:52:18,863
long trip of yours from...

1261
00:52:18,864 --> 00:52:21,039
From Vienna?
V--

1262
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,576
A-actually, Vienna
is in Austria.

1263
00:52:22,577 --> 00:52:25,360
I'm from Italy.
From Venice, Italy.

1264
00:52:25,361 --> 00:52:26,992
Of course you are.

1265
00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:31,473
[GASPS]

1266
00:52:33,587 --> 00:52:35,312
[EXHALES]

1267
00:52:35,313 --> 00:52:36,784
Oops.

1268
00:52:36,785 --> 00:52:38,033
Oops.

1269
00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:45,682
I keep a few of
my extra clothes in here.

1270
00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:48,754
[SIGHS]

1271
00:52:51,124 --> 00:52:53,329
I hope you don't mind.

1272
00:52:54,131 --> 00:52:55,600
Mind?

1273
00:52:55,601 --> 00:52:57,361
Go, Audrey.

1274
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,330
What is my baby girl doing?

1275
00:53:10,868 --> 00:53:12,849
Can danger come out
to play?

1276
00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:15,058
I need a little
danger in my life.

1277
00:53:16,245 --> 00:53:17,778
I'm horny, Harvey.

1278
00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:20,114
[SIGHS]

1279
00:53:20,115 --> 00:53:23,026
Lydia...not now.

1280
00:53:23,027 --> 00:53:24,497
Sure.

1281
00:53:24,498 --> 00:53:26,674
Why should this week be
different from any other?

1282
00:53:26,675 --> 00:53:27,922
[GROANING]

1283
00:53:27,923 --> 00:53:30,578
I'm sorry, hon.

1284
00:53:30,579 --> 00:53:33,202
I'm just a little...
preoccupied.

1285
00:53:33,203 --> 00:53:35,251
Do tell.
[CAMERA BEEPS]

1286
00:53:35,252 --> 00:53:36,370
[HARVEY SIGHS]

1287
00:53:36,371 --> 00:53:38,610
I'm kind of worried
about Audrey.

1288
00:53:38,611 --> 00:53:40,947
She seems a little
too interested in Ciro,

1289
00:53:40,948 --> 00:53:41,907
if you know what I mean?

1290
00:53:41,908 --> 00:53:43,506
[HANGERS RATTLING]

1291
00:53:43,507 --> 00:53:46,259
I don't know.
Am I being silly?

1292
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:48,595
[SIGHS]
Not at all.

1293
00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:52,083
He's a handsome...

1294
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:54,355
ripped young man.

1295
00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:57,940
It's only natural for a woman
to be attracted to him.

1296
00:53:57,941 --> 00:54:02,067
Girl. You said "woman,"
and Audrey's still a girl.

1297
00:54:02,068 --> 00:54:03,412
Right.

1298
00:54:04,534 --> 00:54:05,651
Do you think, uh...

1299
00:54:05,652 --> 00:54:07,828
he's, you know,
uh...?

1300
00:54:07,829 --> 00:54:09,332
Circumcised?

1301
00:54:10,134 --> 00:54:13,619
Interested in Audrey?
Nah.

1302
00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:16,180
I'm sure he hasn't even
looked twice at her.

1303
00:54:16,181 --> 00:54:18,452
Oh, well, maybe if you could,
uh, I don't know,

1304
00:54:18,453 --> 00:54:20,661
divert his attention
from her.

1305
00:54:22,487 --> 00:54:23,828
No way.

1306
00:54:23,829 --> 00:54:25,364
I'm not suggesting
you do anything

1307
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,837
but flirt with
the guy a little.

1308
00:54:26,838 --> 00:54:28,662
Just to get his mind
off Audrey.

1309
00:54:29,751 --> 00:54:30,900
[BEEPS]

1310
00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,621
[WHISPERS] It'd be
great for the ratings.

1311
00:54:42,775 --> 00:54:44,884
<i>GIRL [ON PHONE]:
Ah, you are so lucky.</i>

1312
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:48,662
He's a man. Not some pencil
prick in high school.

1313
00:54:50,392 --> 00:54:52,726
Damn. Oh.

1314
00:54:53,848 --> 00:54:54,805
<i> Is he really hot?</i>

1315
00:54:54,806 --> 00:54:57,621
You should see his ass.

1316
00:54:57,622 --> 00:55:00,246
I could just take
a bite out of it.

1317
00:55:01,784 --> 00:55:04,085
<i> He sounds so hot.
Mm.</i>

1318
00:55:04,086 --> 00:55:06,005
[KATIE MARINO'S "LEAVE
MY MAN ALONE" PLAYING]

1319
00:55:06,006 --> 00:55:10,166
<i>¶ Ooh, girl, leave
My man alone... ¶</i>

1320
00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:12,310
AUDREY:
That bitch!

1321
00:55:12,311 --> 00:55:14,966
She's trying to move in
on my exchange student.

1322
00:55:14,967 --> 00:55:16,982
I gotta go, Nance.

1323
00:55:16,983 --> 00:55:19,702
<i>¶ I'm not likin' what I'm seein'
In this little game... ¶</i>

1324
00:55:19,703 --> 00:55:22,615
Was I good or what?
How are the numbers?

1325
00:55:22,616 --> 00:55:24,022
COLBY:
Cha-ching.

1326
00:55:24,023 --> 00:55:25,878
We're back. Mom
and Audrey are, like,

1327
00:55:25,879 --> 00:55:28,215
really getting
into this Ciro guy.

1328
00:55:28,216 --> 00:55:31,415
<i> Do all Italian men
have muscles like this?</i>

1329
00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:33,623
<i> [BOTH GIGGLING]</i>

1330
00:55:33,624 --> 00:55:35,766
Excuse me. Lydia?
Can I talk to you?

1331
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,399
Audrey, your--
Your surgeon called.

1332
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,735
He-- He wanted to check
on your fake boobs.

1333
00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,656
[AUDREY GASPING]

1334
00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:43,863
Ahh!

1335
00:55:43,864 --> 00:55:46,264
Will you excuse us, please?
I need to talk to her.

1336
00:55:46,264 --> 00:55:48,440
Ciro, if you change your mind
about that massage,

1337
00:55:48,441 --> 00:55:49,335
I have great hands.

1338
00:55:49,336 --> 00:55:50,808
Maybe he could take
a rain check.

1339
00:55:50,809 --> 00:55:52,376
Lydia's got a doctor's
appointment.

1340
00:55:52,377 --> 00:55:53,719
No, I don't.

1341
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,608
Heh. You know,
your estrogen injection

1342
00:55:55,609 --> 00:55:57,399
and that nasty
yeast infection.

1343
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,206
[GASPS]

1344
00:55:59,578 --> 00:56:03,416
<i>¶ Walk around like you
Own the play ¶</i>

1345
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:07,064
[IN ITALIAN]

1346
00:56:07,065 --> 00:56:09,912
<i>¶ And I'm likin' what I'm seein'
in this little game you do ¶</i>

1347
00:56:09,913 --> 00:56:11,288
<i> ¶ It's obvious ¶</i>

1348
00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:13,049
<i>¶ You're my man ¶</i>

1349
00:56:13,050 --> 00:56:15,128
<i>¶ You can't have him ¶</i>

1350
00:56:15,129 --> 00:56:20,825
<i>¶ You better leave my man
Alone. Alone. Alone. ¶</i>

1351
00:56:20,826 --> 00:56:24,154
¶ Alone ¶
¶ You're my man... ¶

1352
00:56:26,364 --> 00:56:28,089
<i>HARVEY:
Ciro's initial stage fright</i>

1353
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:30,649
<i> quickly became the least
of our problems.</i>

1354
00:56:30,650 --> 00:56:32,249
How's that?

1355
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,625
Somewhere along the line,

1356
00:56:33,626 --> 00:56:36,057
things really got
out of control.

1357
00:56:36,058 --> 00:56:37,561
We, uh...

1358
00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:41,465
We became these characters,
caricatures.

1359
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:45,370
I basically pushed Lydia
into Ciro's arms...

1360
00:56:45,371 --> 00:56:47,577
and she locked onto that...

1361
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:49,019
like a laser beam.

1362
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:52,921
Unfortunately...

1363
00:56:52,922 --> 00:56:54,266
so did Audrey.

1364
00:56:54,267 --> 00:56:56,314
[¶¶¶]

1365
00:56:56,315 --> 00:56:59,098
Oh, my goodness.

1366
00:56:59,099 --> 00:57:02,586
Ciro...can I help you
find something?

1367
00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:03,546
<i> Perfetto.</i>

1368
00:57:03,547 --> 00:57:05,435
No, no. I'm okay. Thank you.

1369
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,794
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]

1370
00:57:08,795 --> 00:57:12,538
Have you ever had
Agnolotti all'Aragosta?

1371
00:57:12,539 --> 00:57:15,515
No. But it sounds
delicious.

1372
00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:17,467
Hey.

1373
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,419
What are you doing?

1374
00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:22,364
Oh. I cannot cook
or make love in shoes.

1375
00:57:26,014 --> 00:57:27,388
Hm.
Hm.

1376
00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:33,148
I grew up in the shadow
of Mount Etna.

1377
00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:36,604
I thought you grew up
in Venice.

1378
00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:39,388
Oh, yes, but I had
family in Sicilia.

1379
00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:42,747
I would-- I would
visit in summer.

1380
00:57:42,748 --> 00:57:45,244
Cooking is like
a religion in my family.

1381
00:57:45,245 --> 00:57:47,324
It's what I love
to do the most.

1382
00:57:47,325 --> 00:57:48,988
I love to
cook also. Heh.

1383
00:57:48,989 --> 00:57:50,748
Ah, but for Italians...

1384
00:57:50,749 --> 00:57:53,500
cooking is
an emotional experience.

1385
00:57:53,501 --> 00:57:55,677
Like making love.

1386
00:57:55,678 --> 00:57:57,916
The heat, the fire,
the passion,

1387
00:57:57,917 --> 00:57:59,836
the waiting for the right
moment, and then--

1388
00:57:59,837 --> 00:58:01,212
And then the climax.
[GASPS]

1389
00:58:01,213 --> 00:58:03,101
[LAUGHS]

1390
00:58:03,102 --> 00:58:04,445
[BLOWS]
[SQUEALS, LAUGHS]

1391
00:58:04,446 --> 00:58:06,396
And cooking is play.
Play, love and art.

1392
00:58:06,397 --> 00:58:08,381
[BLOWS]
Oh.

1393
00:58:08,382 --> 00:58:09,149
Lydia.

1394
00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,173
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1395
00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:13,468
Come. You help me.
Okay.

1396
00:58:13,469 --> 00:58:14,525
Here's the flour.

1397
00:58:15,584 --> 00:58:19,229
The flour...is the body.
Mm-hm.

1398
00:58:19,230 --> 00:58:20,958
The earth. Ah.

1399
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:24,861
From which all things
begin and end.

1400
00:58:24,862 --> 00:58:26,365
See?

1401
00:58:26,366 --> 00:58:27,806
Now, Lydia...

1402
00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:31,453
here comes the source
of life and energy.

1403
00:58:31,454 --> 00:58:32,286
Now...

1404
00:58:32,287 --> 00:58:34,878
pour it in the womb.

1405
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:36,798
See?
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]

1406
00:58:36,799 --> 00:58:38,303
[MOANING]

1407
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,831
Mm.

1408
00:58:42,624 --> 00:58:43,344
Mm.

1409
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:48,286
Huh? Mm.

1410
00:58:48,287 --> 00:58:49,887
Lydia! What are
you doing?!

1411
00:58:49,888 --> 00:58:53,438
Coming-- Cooking.
I'm cooking with Ciro.

1412
00:58:53,439 --> 00:58:56,447
We're-- We're making ravioli.
Agnolotti.

1413
00:58:56,448 --> 00:58:59,071
We're creating life.
You must help us.

1414
00:58:59,072 --> 00:59:01,374
<i> Viene. Viene.</i>

1415
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:02,526
I think I will.

1416
00:59:02,527 --> 00:59:03,247
Mm.

1417
00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:20,672
Mm.

1418
00:59:25,378 --> 00:59:26,465
Oh, Ciro.

1419
00:59:28,002 --> 00:59:29,952
I don't think
I'm doing this right.

1420
00:59:29,953 --> 00:59:32,672
Maybe you should run along
and do your homework.

1421
00:59:32,673 --> 00:59:34,784
Um, come help me.

1422
00:59:34,785 --> 00:59:38,848
No. No, no, actually, uh--
Uh, I'll show you.

1423
00:59:38,849 --> 00:59:39,569
Si.

1424
00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:41,505
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]

1425
00:59:42,307 --> 00:59:44,640
Uh, slow...
Mm-hm.

1426
00:59:44,641 --> 00:59:46,625
...long.

1427
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:48,385
Slow strokes
like this.

1428
00:59:48,386 --> 00:59:51,521
Let it mold into your hands.
Huh? Into thick rolls.

1429
00:59:51,522 --> 00:59:53,986
[BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN]

1430
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,602
[MOANING]

1431
00:59:59,556 --> 01:00:00,737
Like this,
Ciro?

1432
01:00:00,737 --> 01:00:01,698
Huh?

1433
01:00:03,204 --> 01:00:04,962
<i> Perfetto.</i>

1434
01:00:06,148 --> 01:00:09,185
A kiss for
good luck. Ah.

1435
01:00:09,186 --> 01:00:12,290
Okay. Now, we have to
move faster and faster

1436
01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:14,689
before it gets too hard.

1437
01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:16,738
All right, now.
Faster, faster.

1438
01:00:16,739 --> 01:00:19,362
<i>Like this. Si, si,
faster. Faster.</i>

1439
01:00:19,363 --> 01:00:20,353
[BOTH MOANING]

1440
01:00:20,354 --> 01:00:22,818
Eh? We can go faster.

1441
01:00:24,165 --> 01:00:25,345
Oh, my--

1442
01:00:25,346 --> 01:00:26,978
God!

1443
01:00:26,979 --> 01:00:27,698
Oh.

1444
01:00:28,389 --> 01:00:30,274
Damn good, Cheerio.

1445
01:00:30,275 --> 01:00:31,474
[¶¶¶]

1446
01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:34,370
Ciro is
the master.

1447
01:00:34,371 --> 01:00:35,266
Mm.

1448
01:00:35,267 --> 01:00:38,276
We should cook together
more often.

1449
01:00:42,085 --> 01:00:44,675
We should sell
this stuff online.

1450
01:00:44,676 --> 01:00:46,244
Mm. Damn good,
Cheerio.

1451
01:00:48,741 --> 01:00:50,979
Yeah, it's not bad.

1452
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,123
Not bad?
Are you kidding?

1453
01:00:53,124 --> 01:00:56,259
It's too bad you didn't have
any shaved white truffles.

1454
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,796
That would have
really crowned it.

1455
01:00:59,974 --> 01:01:01,220
<i> Tar--</i>

1456
01:01:02,023 --> 01:01:03,267
[CLEARS THROAT]

1457
01:01:03,268 --> 01:01:05,027
<i> Tartufi bianchi
with seafood?</i>

1458
01:01:05,028 --> 01:01:06,979
I would never have thought
of that combination.

1459
01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:09,060
It's-- Sounds really good.

1460
01:01:10,374 --> 01:01:11,909
My dad was a chef.

1461
01:01:14,535 --> 01:01:17,316
Next week, will the sexy
Italian exchange student

1462
01:01:17,317 --> 01:01:19,140
get private lessons in love?

1463
01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:22,276
And if so, who from?
Mother or daughter?

1464
01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:25,540
Log on to see what
they won't show you on TV.

1465
01:01:25,541 --> 01:01:28,294
I-See-You.com.

1466
01:01:29,703 --> 01:01:31,109
[SIGHS]

1467
01:01:37,032 --> 01:01:39,494
COLBY: All right, we
just hit 10 million hits.

1468
01:01:42,248 --> 01:01:43,654
Yeah!

1469
01:01:46,408 --> 01:01:50,118
Kid. That's the last time
I do voice-over in a sauna.

1470
01:01:51,304 --> 01:01:53,542
But Mr. La Fontaine,
it's a shower.

1471
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,526
[G TOM MAC'S "I SEE YOU"
PLAYING]

1472
01:01:59,527 --> 01:02:01,734
<i>LA FONTAINE:
Know where your family is?</i>

1473
01:02:01,735 --> 01:02:04,518
<i> Don't look now.
They may be on the Web</i>

1474
01:02:04,519 --> 01:02:06,406
<i> for the whole
wide world to see.</i>

1475
01:02:09,929 --> 01:02:13,510
<i>¶ Watch you, watch me see you
through my naked eye ¶</i>

1476
01:02:13,511 --> 01:02:16,166
<i>¶ Watch the future
Turn up your TV ¶</i>

1477
01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,638
<i>¶ Look at what you never seen ¶</i>

1478
01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:20,326
<i>¶ There are no limits
To the modern spy ¶</i>

1479
01:02:20,327 --> 01:02:23,174
<i>¶ If you want to be
My future star ¶</i>

1480
01:02:23,175 --> 01:02:26,822
<i>¶ All you got to do is open up
Your windows up to mine ¶</i>

1481
01:02:26,823 --> 01:02:29,350
<i>¶ Every day is prime time
Never mind... ¶</i>

1482
01:02:29,351 --> 01:02:30,695
<i>LA FONTAINE:
Meet the Bellingers:</i>

1483
01:02:30,696 --> 01:02:33,831
<i> Harvey, Lydia, Audrey
and Colby.</i>

1484
01:02:33,832 --> 01:02:36,967
<i> And watch America's
real nuclear family</i>

1485
01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:40,264
<i> melt down on
a computer near you.</i>

1486
01:02:42,346 --> 01:02:45,287
<i> ¶ I see you... ¶</i>

1487
01:02:45,288 --> 01:02:47,687
<i> I-See-You.com.</i>

1488
01:02:47,688 --> 01:02:49,448
<i> If they weren't so real,</i>

1489
01:02:49,449 --> 01:02:51,112
<i> you'd think it was TV.</i>

1490
01:02:51,113 --> 01:02:53,863
<i> ¶ I see you
From another point of view ¶ </i>

1491
01:02:53,864 --> 01:02:57,160
<i> ¶ Watching everything
You do... ¶</i>

1492
01:02:57,161 --> 01:02:59,080
<i> I-See-You.com.</i>

1493
01:02:59,081 --> 01:03:03,561
<i> Giving a whole new meaning
to family home entertainment.</i>

1494
01:03:05,003 --> 01:03:06,600
<i> After living with
the Bellingers,</i>

1495
01:03:06,601 --> 01:03:10,056
<i> you'll thank God
this train wreck isn't yours.</i>

1496
01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:11,464
<i>¶ All you really
want to do ¶</i>

1497
01:03:11,465 --> 01:03:13,449
<i>¶ Open your windows up to mine ¶</i>

1498
01:03:13,450 --> 01:03:16,074
<i>¶ Every day is prime time
Never mind your cable days... ¶</i>

1499
01:03:17,899 --> 01:03:21,321
RANDI: "Which is how I
came up with the name."

1500
01:03:21,322 --> 01:03:23,208
Um, excuse me,
king of the world,

1501
01:03:23,209 --> 01:03:25,161
I came up with
the name, remember?

1502
01:03:25,162 --> 01:03:27,496
Yeah. Uh, I mentioned that.

1503
01:03:27,497 --> 01:03:29,801
They must have just
edited it out or something.

1504
01:03:29,802 --> 01:03:31,242
[PIANO PLAYING]

1505
01:03:32,716 --> 01:03:34,121
You know, babe...

1506
01:03:34,122 --> 01:03:36,106
I've been meaning to talk
to you about something.

1507
01:03:37,548 --> 01:03:38,793
Now that our numbers are up

1508
01:03:38,794 --> 01:03:40,617
and our Internet partners
are all happy again,

1509
01:03:40,618 --> 01:03:42,922
I wanted to talk to you
about fleshing out the C story.

1510
01:03:43,884 --> 01:03:45,641
The "C story"?

1511
01:03:45,642 --> 01:03:48,490
Yeah, you know how the A story
is basically the family,

1512
01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:51,145
Audrey, her boobs,
and bending over and stuff.

1513
01:03:51,146 --> 01:03:54,186
And the B story is basically
the whole Ciro business.

1514
01:03:54,187 --> 01:03:56,394
Well, the C story, which
is as yet undeveloped,

1515
01:03:56,395 --> 01:04:01,163
is me and you, which
is relatively, uh...flat.

1516
01:04:02,893 --> 01:04:05,002
Flat? What are you
talking about?

1517
01:04:05,003 --> 01:04:09,290
We need a new character.
I mean, nothing personal.

1518
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:11,658
Our real relationship
will stay the same off camera.

1519
01:04:11,659 --> 01:04:13,963
But on camera, things
are gonna be a different deal.

1520
01:04:13,964 --> 01:04:15,275
Dysfunction sells.

1521
01:04:15,276 --> 01:04:16,491
So, what I'm thinking is,
we basically

1522
01:04:16,492 --> 01:04:18,795
replace your character
to build some drama,

1523
01:04:18,796 --> 01:04:21,003
have a big confrontation,
a big breakup, you know?

1524
01:04:21,004 --> 01:04:24,395
And, uh...you know,
you'll have a great exit.

1525
01:04:24,396 --> 01:04:26,539
You're throwing me
off the show?

1526
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:29,803
Well, no. Just
your character, babe.

1527
01:04:29,804 --> 01:04:32,747
What? I mean,
am I not good enough?

1528
01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:34,892
<i>Am I not pretty enough
to be your girlfriend?</i>

1529
01:04:34,893 --> 01:04:36,075
I mean, what?

1530
01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:39,115
It has nothing to do
with how I feel.

1531
01:04:39,116 --> 01:04:40,748
I mean, you saw what happened
to the numbers

1532
01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:43,884
when we brought Ciro onboard.
Hell, it was your idea, right?

1533
01:04:43,885 --> 01:04:46,636
Besides, it's way
too heavily slanted female.

1534
01:04:46,637 --> 01:04:49,356
So I think it's pretty
obvious that I should have

1535
01:04:49,357 --> 01:04:50,860
the equivalent
new love interest.

1536
01:04:50,861 --> 01:04:53,453
I think the big blowup
should be next Tuesday.

1537
01:04:54,255 --> 01:04:55,757
Big dramatic
breakup?

1538
01:04:57,615 --> 01:04:58,572
Yeah.

1539
01:04:58,573 --> 01:04:59,293
Hm.

1540
01:04:59,919 --> 01:05:01,517
Well, why wait?

1541
01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:02,478
Huh?

1542
01:05:03,823 --> 01:05:06,797
I said, "Why wait?"

1543
01:05:09,648 --> 01:05:13,037
You insignificant,
pretentious, shrimp-dick,

1544
01:05:13,038 --> 01:05:15,437
fucked-your-own-sister
asshole! Whoa!

1545
01:05:15,438 --> 01:05:17,070
[SCREAMS]

1546
01:05:18,576 --> 01:05:19,822
Check.

1547
01:05:20,912 --> 01:05:23,374
Hey. Psycho.

1548
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,895
Enter...Jessica.

1549
01:05:29,136 --> 01:05:30,127
Jessica.

1550
01:05:30,896 --> 01:05:31,886
Who the hell's Jessica?

1551
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:34,286
Oh, man. Jessica. Heh.

1552
01:05:43,761 --> 01:05:45,487
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1553
01:05:46,385 --> 01:05:49,103
Son of a--
This can't be right.

1554
01:05:51,633 --> 01:05:52,622
Hi.

1555
01:05:52,623 --> 01:05:54,671
Oh. Can I help you?

1556
01:05:54,672 --> 01:05:56,558
I'm Jessica.

1557
01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:57,968
Colby's friend.

1558
01:05:58,770 --> 01:06:02,031
Ah. Sure.
Come on in, please.

1559
01:06:02,032 --> 01:06:03,247
Okay.

1560
01:06:03,248 --> 01:06:06,127
I'll, uh-- I'll let
him know you're here.

1561
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:07,087
Okay, thanks.

1562
01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,816
Jessica.
Yeah.

1563
01:06:10,130 --> 01:06:11,440
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]

1564
01:06:12,946 --> 01:06:14,255
[¶¶¶]

1565
01:06:14,256 --> 01:06:15,407
Colby. Hi.

1566
01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:19,471
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

1567
01:06:19,472 --> 01:06:21,487
And you are?
Jessica.

1568
01:06:21,488 --> 01:06:23,151
Jessica. Uh-huh.

1569
01:06:23,152 --> 01:06:26,000
What a beautiful name.
Jessica. [GIGGLES]

1570
01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:27,057
Jess-

1571
01:06:29,651 --> 01:06:31,952
Hi. Hi. Hi.

1572
01:06:31,953 --> 01:06:33,521
Come here.

1573
01:06:34,579 --> 01:06:35,696
Hey. Hey.

1574
01:06:35,697 --> 01:06:36,784
Who the hell
is Jessica?

1575
01:06:36,785 --> 01:06:38,000
She here?
She hot?

1576
01:06:38,001 --> 01:06:40,048
Yeah, but who is she?
My new "girlfriend."

1577
01:06:40,049 --> 01:06:41,840
I invited her over
to watch Barry Kibrick.

1578
01:06:41,841 --> 01:06:43,152
Who said you could
have a new girl?

1579
01:06:43,153 --> 01:06:44,976
Who said I couldn't?
I'm the showrunner.

1580
01:06:44,977 --> 01:06:46,640
I'm the creative
executive producer.

1581
01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:47,921
I'm the fucking network.

1582
01:06:47,922 --> 01:06:49,520
Ah, I'm out of here.
What about Randi?

1583
01:06:49,521 --> 01:06:51,505
What about Randi?
She went psycho.

1584
01:06:51,506 --> 01:06:53,104
<i>HARVEY:
She went psycho?</i>

1585
01:06:53,105 --> 01:06:55,089
<i> I went psycho?</i>

1586
01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:57,841
Hey. Before you go down there,
we need to talk a minute.

1587
01:06:57,842 --> 01:07:01,041
Is this an error, or are we
really short 296 thou?

1588
01:07:01,042 --> 01:07:02,513
What are you talking about?

1589
01:07:02,514 --> 01:07:03,793
No.

1590
01:07:03,794 --> 01:07:05,810
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you were Colby.

1591
01:07:07,252 --> 01:07:08,433
That's Colby.

1592
01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:09,393
Oh, Colby.

1593
01:07:09,394 --> 01:07:11,345
[LAUGHS]

1594
01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:13,490
I almost forgot what
you looked like.

1595
01:07:13,491 --> 01:07:15,474
We have to talk about
my contract rider.

1596
01:07:15,475 --> 01:07:17,843
I'm not doing
any nudity.

1597
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:19,889
<i> Ciao bella.</i>

1598
01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:21,041
I see you've
met Ciro,

1599
01:07:21,042 --> 01:07:22,547
our exchange student
from the mafia.

1600
01:07:23,381 --> 01:07:25,107
<i> [GIGGLES]
Mwah.</i>

1601
01:07:30,037 --> 01:07:31,123
Shh.

1602
01:07:33,045 --> 01:07:35,091
Cool.
Yeah.

1603
01:07:38,677 --> 01:07:41,778
<i>KIBRICK [ON TV]: Colby, let's
get back to the embryo of the idea</i>

1604
01:07:41,779 --> 01:07:45,331
<i> that put I-See-You
on the worldwide map.</i>

1605
01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:50,068
<i> I mean, who or what
inspired you to do this?</i>

1606
01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:52,147
<i>COLBY:
You know, it was weird.</i>

1607
01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,363
<i> It just sort of
came to me.</i>

1608
01:07:53,364 --> 01:07:54,643
Randi.

1609
01:07:54,644 --> 01:07:55,795
<i> I sensed a collective
alienation.</i>

1610
01:07:55,796 --> 01:07:57,459
Isn't that Colby?

1611
01:07:57,460 --> 01:08:00,787
<i> And a hunger for raw,
unmanufactured reality.</i>

1612
01:08:00,788 --> 01:08:03,316
<i> Sort of a schadenfreude,
that America would watch</i>

1613
01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:05,236
<i> because they were thinking:</i>

1614
01:08:05,237 --> 01:08:07,412
<i> "Thank God there are
other families</i>

1615
01:08:07,413 --> 01:08:09,203
<i> "out there that
make mine look normal."</i>

1616
01:08:09,204 --> 01:08:11,604
Sounds like he's taking
all the credit, sweetie.

1617
01:08:11,605 --> 01:08:15,988
<i>KIBRICK: ...by self or divinity,
Colby, you do write these words:</i>

1618
01:08:15,989 --> 01:08:18,900
<i> That you designed and
executed the website,</i>

1619
01:08:18,901 --> 01:08:21,780
<i> handled all the now-
precedent-setting</i>

1620
01:08:21,781 --> 01:08:23,924
<i> business deals
all on your own.</i>

1621
01:08:23,925 --> 01:08:26,388
<i> The power of a singular
vision, Barry.</i>

1622
01:08:26,389 --> 01:08:30,324
<i> In fact, as you know,
it's the title of my new book.</i>

1623
01:08:30,325 --> 01:08:33,908
<i> Yes, and, uh, quite
obviously understated.</i>

1624
01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,284
[SIGHS]

1625
01:08:35,285 --> 01:08:37,300
That was a huge mistake.

1626
01:08:37,301 --> 01:08:39,668
What? What was
a mistake?

1627
01:08:39,669 --> 01:08:41,045
Jessica?

1628
01:08:41,046 --> 01:08:43,189
Jessica, the book,
the Barry Kibrick interview,

1629
01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:44,661
the whole thing.

1630
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,645
Because of Randi, right?

1631
01:08:46,646 --> 01:08:49,109
Hell hath no fury
as a woman scorned.

1632
01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:51,030
That's right,
baby.

1633
01:08:53,305 --> 01:08:54,838
<i> [CHUCKLING]</i>

1634
01:08:57,816 --> 01:08:59,190
[SIGHS]

1635
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:03,447
You fucker.

1636
01:09:07,737 --> 01:09:08,936
[¶¶¶]

1637
01:09:21,689 --> 01:09:23,287
[BEEPING]

1638
01:10:39,357 --> 01:10:40,076
Hi.

1639
01:10:46,844 --> 01:10:49,211
It's so hot out.

1640
01:10:50,301 --> 01:10:52,347
I couldn't sleep.

1641
01:10:53,981 --> 01:10:55,515
I hope
you don't mind.

1642
01:10:56,477 --> 01:10:58,779
Share a cool drink
with me?

1643
01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:01,340
Mm.

1644
01:11:05,021 --> 01:11:06,171
Oh.

1645
01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:08,195
Mm. Oh.

1646
01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:13,082
<i>Haven't we played
this game...</i>

1647
01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:14,428
long enough?

1648
01:11:15,774 --> 01:11:16,988
[CLEARS THROAT]

1649
01:11:17,950 --> 01:11:19,149
[¶¶¶]

1650
01:11:27,230 --> 01:11:30,780
Was that the pool?
I-- I don't know.

1651
01:11:33,534 --> 01:11:34,685
Hm.

1652
01:11:36,190 --> 01:11:37,660
You stay here.

1653
01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:39,069
[DRAMATICALLY]
I'll see.

1654
01:11:44,031 --> 01:11:45,533
[DOOR OPENS]

1655
01:11:46,495 --> 01:11:47,580
[DOOR CLOSES]

1656
01:11:48,767 --> 01:11:50,045
Signora Bellinger.

1657
01:11:51,839 --> 01:11:53,038
Ciro.

1658
01:11:54,175 --> 01:11:57,693
It's such a hot night
tonight. Don't you think?

1659
01:11:59,967 --> 01:12:01,725
[YAWNS]

1660
01:12:08,672 --> 01:12:09,853
[¶¶¶]

1661
01:12:09,854 --> 01:12:11,166
Signora
Bellinger.

1662
01:12:12,191 --> 01:12:14,621
Signora Bellinger.
Lydia.

1663
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,701
Signora Bellinger,
it's really cold out,

1664
01:12:16,702 --> 01:12:18,429
and you could
catch pneumonia.

1665
01:12:18,430 --> 01:12:19,149
Mm.

1666
01:12:19,776 --> 01:12:22,270
I was hoping to catch
something else.

1667
01:12:26,433 --> 01:12:27,966
[SIGHS]

1668
01:12:29,057 --> 01:12:30,622
Are you gonna come in?

1669
01:12:30,623 --> 01:12:32,830
Or do I have to come out
and get you?

1670
01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:34,111
[LAUGHS]

1671
01:12:35,969 --> 01:12:38,398
Signora Bellinger.
Oh. Ho-ho.

1672
01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:41,662
It's nice to see that
a...38-year-old woman

1673
01:12:41,663 --> 01:12:43,902
can still get a
rise out of you. Hm.

1674
01:12:43,903 --> 01:12:45,918
Thirty-eight?
What--?

1675
01:12:45,919 --> 01:12:47,614
[MOANS]

1676
01:12:47,615 --> 01:12:49,246
Signora Bellinger, but--

1677
01:12:49,247 --> 01:12:50,528
[GIGGLES]

1678
01:12:52,385 --> 01:12:54,430
AUDREY [GASPS]:
Lydia!

1679
01:12:54,431 --> 01:12:56,191
Audrey.
[GASPS]

1680
01:12:56,192 --> 01:12:58,334
HARVEY:
Lydia?!

1681
01:12:58,335 --> 01:13:00,991
Audrey?! What
the hell's going on?!

1682
01:13:00,992 --> 01:13:04,255
Harvey. Oh, my--

1683
01:13:04,256 --> 01:13:07,231
That's it. I'm raising
the ad rates in the morning.

1684
01:13:07,232 --> 01:13:08,768
Harvey.

1685
01:13:10,882 --> 01:13:12,160
[GROANS]

1686
01:13:14,754 --> 01:13:17,119
Sweetheart! No, don't
you sweetheart me, Lydia.

1687
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:18,655
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
Shit. Shit.

1688
01:13:18,656 --> 01:13:20,992
Don't you think you're just
overreacting just a little?

1689
01:13:20,993 --> 01:13:23,008
Nothing happened.
We were just acting.

1690
01:13:23,009 --> 01:13:24,736
Acting?! You were
fucking naked!

1691
01:13:24,737 --> 01:13:27,008
You were this close to
taking the meat thermometer

1692
01:13:27,009 --> 01:13:28,864
from the master chef of Milan.

1693
01:13:28,865 --> 01:13:30,303
Venice or Sorrento.
It's not clear.

1694
01:13:30,304 --> 01:13:32,352
Let's not forget whose
idea this all was. Uh-huh.

1695
01:13:32,353 --> 01:13:34,688
"Just divert his attention
from my daughter."

1696
01:13:34,689 --> 01:13:36,192
Besides, weren't you
the one that said,

1697
01:13:36,193 --> 01:13:38,688
"This is all an act.
We're just playing characters"?

1698
01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:40,801
Oh, oh, oh. So I suppose
you were just gonna fake

1699
01:13:40,802 --> 01:13:43,264
your orgasm
with Ciro then, huh?

1700
01:13:43,265 --> 01:13:44,960
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
I'm quite certain

1701
01:13:44,961 --> 01:13:46,368
I would have had to!
See what I mean?

1702
01:13:46,369 --> 01:13:47,648
You were never acting.

1703
01:13:47,649 --> 01:13:51,840
<i>You...menopausal
nymphomaniac actress.</i>

1704
01:13:51,841 --> 01:13:54,017
I am not menopausal!
Oh, fine.

1705
01:13:54,018 --> 01:13:55,201
And I had to literally hold

1706
01:13:55,202 --> 01:13:57,601
a gun to your head
just to make love.

1707
01:13:57,602 --> 01:13:58,913
You knew
from the day you met me

1708
01:13:58,914 --> 01:14:01,217
that I have
an elevated libido.

1709
01:14:01,218 --> 01:14:02,177
[YELLS]

1710
01:14:02,178 --> 01:14:03,457
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.

1711
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:05,025
This better not be drama
happening in here.

1712
01:14:05,026 --> 01:14:07,105
'Cause if it is, take it
inside. This camera isn't...

1713
01:14:07,106 --> 01:14:08,417
[GASPS]

1714
01:14:08,418 --> 01:14:09,825
I don't know what's
with you people.

1715
01:14:09,826 --> 01:14:12,097
But, like, the whole world is
waiting to see the fallout

1716
01:14:12,098 --> 01:14:13,282
from this
Ciro thing will be.

1717
01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,042
Colby, can you just
give us a few minutes?

1718
01:14:15,042 --> 01:14:17,057
Sure, sure. Take all
the time you need.

1719
01:14:17,058 --> 01:14:19,073
But just let me put
some things in perspective.

1720
01:14:19,074 --> 01:14:21,793
The tires you're driving on?
Free. Promo deal.

1721
01:14:21,794 --> 01:14:23,618
The Cokes in
our fridge. Free.

1722
01:14:23,619 --> 01:14:25,474
The designer robes,
gratis.

1723
01:14:25,475 --> 01:14:27,394
And while Bugle Boy
and Billabong are fighting

1724
01:14:27,395 --> 01:14:29,378
over who gets
our six-figure exclusive,

1725
01:14:29,379 --> 01:14:31,618
our banner ads
just hit 5K a pop.

1726
01:14:31,619 --> 01:14:33,347
Fuck off, Colby.
Fuck off, Colby.

1727
01:14:34,118 --> 01:14:35,586
And speaking of money,

1728
01:14:35,587 --> 01:14:37,986
I'd like to know what happened
to the missing 300,000.

1729
01:14:37,987 --> 01:14:39,971
What 300,000?

1730
01:14:39,972 --> 01:14:42,914
There's 300,000 missing
from our cash account.

1731
01:14:42,915 --> 01:14:45,954
Excuse me.
Are you accusing me?

1732
01:14:45,955 --> 01:14:48,131
Hey, I'm not
the compulsive gambler

1733
01:14:48,132 --> 01:14:49,219
with the market addiction.

1734
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,395
You really need to see
a therapist or something.

1735
01:14:51,396 --> 01:14:52,931
How about a divorce
lawyer?

1736
01:14:52,932 --> 01:14:54,276
Fine!
Fine!

1737
01:14:56,710 --> 01:14:58,051
[GRUNTS]

1738
01:14:58,052 --> 01:14:59,204
Fuck.

1739
01:15:00,614 --> 01:15:02,404
[GARAGE DOOR OPENS]

1740
01:15:02,405 --> 01:15:04,260
[STARTS ENGINE]

1741
01:15:07,463 --> 01:15:09,892
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Uh. What the hell was that--?

1742
01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:12,133
[SCOFFS]

1743
01:15:12,934 --> 01:15:14,500
Mr. Bellinger.
Mr. Bellinger.

1744
01:15:14,501 --> 01:15:16,132
Is it true that I-See-You
is nothing but a fraud?

1745
01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:18,244
Sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

1746
01:15:18,245 --> 01:15:20,100
Just, can you comment
on the events earlier?

1747
01:15:20,101 --> 01:15:21,252
That Insytive is suing you?

1748
01:15:21,253 --> 01:15:22,469
HARVEY:
What?

1749
01:15:23,591 --> 01:15:26,148
Pack it up, Colby.
We're out of here.

1750
01:15:26,149 --> 01:15:27,940
And get rid of the bimbo.
Mom?

1751
01:15:27,941 --> 01:15:29,541
Excuse me?

1752
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:30,788
Everybody,
let's just

1753
01:15:30,789 --> 01:15:32,421
calm down here
a moment, okay?

1754
01:15:32,422 --> 01:15:35,364
Colby, do you have any idea
what has happened here?

1755
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:37,605
Leaving so soon?
What a shame.

1756
01:15:37,606 --> 01:15:40,037
I've had just about
enough tonight, Audrey.

1757
01:15:40,038 --> 01:15:41,541
Enough? Enough?!

1758
01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,549
You pissed away all our money,
driven my poor dad nuts,

1759
01:15:44,550 --> 01:15:47,173
stolen my boyfriend,
and you've had enough?

1760
01:15:47,174 --> 01:15:48,453
Uh, you go, girl.

1761
01:15:48,454 --> 01:15:50,789
And you can just shut
your clam, sister.

1762
01:15:50,790 --> 01:15:52,101
[GASPS]
[CHUCKLES]

1763
01:15:52,102 --> 01:15:53,765
[SCOFFS] I guess
you found a way

1764
01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:55,749
to get laid after all,
pencil prick.

1765
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,837
Pay for it.

1766
01:15:56,838 --> 01:15:58,022
I don't have
to take this

1767
01:15:58,022 --> 01:16:00,710
from some bullshit
amateur Internet joke.

1768
01:16:00,711 --> 01:16:03,782
I'm a professional.
You'll hear from my agent.

1769
01:16:03,783 --> 01:16:05,254
Yeah.

1770
01:16:05,255 --> 01:16:07,271
Oh, hey, baby.
I'm sorry.

1771
01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:09,574
Don't run.

1772
01:16:09,575 --> 01:16:12,390
REPORTER 1: Mr. Bellinger.
REPORTER 2: Mr. Bellinger, is--?

1773
01:16:12,391 --> 01:16:14,055
Back so soon?

1774
01:16:14,985 --> 01:16:17,414
What the hell?

1775
01:16:17,415 --> 01:16:18,503
Whoa.

1776
01:16:18,504 --> 01:16:19,974
What is it?

1777
01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:22,087
The landing of a mother ship.

1778
01:16:22,088 --> 01:16:24,934
I'm sorry. I will have
a full statement for you later.

1779
01:16:24,935 --> 01:16:26,631
REPORTER 2:
How do you answer the claims

1780
01:16:26,632 --> 01:16:27,974
that your life is
all a staged sham?

1781
01:16:27,975 --> 01:16:30,215
REPORTER 3: Right here.
Mr. Bellinger, please.

1782
01:16:30,216 --> 01:16:32,295
Just one
comment, please.

1783
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:34,374
We're back.
What are you talking about?

1784
01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,294
We're exposed.
It's over. We're over.

1785
01:16:36,295 --> 01:16:37,831
Listen, I know
I said some things.

1786
01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:40,679
We all said-- Did things.
I'll be the first to admit

1787
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,535
we all went
a little overboard.

1788
01:16:42,536 --> 01:16:43,879
But look where
it's gotten us.

1789
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,799
Guys, we're
on the cover

1790
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,679
<i>of People magazine.</i>

1791
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,503
You can't buy
publicity like this.

1792
01:16:50,504 --> 01:16:51,496
[WHIMPERS]

1793
01:16:51,497 --> 01:16:52,744
Look out the window.

1794
01:16:52,745 --> 01:16:55,016
Look. And this is
just the beginning.

1795
01:16:55,017 --> 01:16:56,519
Yeah. Beginning
of the end, Harv.

1796
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,656
We got the network news
on the front lawn.

1797
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:01,544
First, we'll call
a press conference.

1798
01:17:01,545 --> 01:17:03,816
We'll deny all of
Randi's claims.

1799
01:17:03,817 --> 01:17:05,192
Then we will set up
the controversy.

1800
01:17:05,193 --> 01:17:07,400
Oh, Harvey. Would you hear
what you're saying?

1801
01:17:07,401 --> 01:17:08,808
What are you talking about?

1802
01:17:08,809 --> 01:17:10,856
Daddy, maybe it's time
to pack it in.

1803
01:17:10,857 --> 01:17:11,880
Quit?

1804
01:17:11,881 --> 01:17:13,288
We just hit
the big time.

1805
01:17:13,289 --> 01:17:14,952
We're mainstream.

1806
01:17:14,953 --> 01:17:15,912
Ah!

1807
01:17:15,913 --> 01:17:18,313
There are a lot of
reporters out there.

1808
01:17:18,314 --> 01:17:21,320
Hey. You two wanna quit? Fine.

1809
01:17:21,321 --> 01:17:23,369
Audrey,
upstairs. Now.

1810
01:17:23,370 --> 01:17:25,193
And don't forget...

1811
01:17:25,194 --> 01:17:27,305
I still got Ciro.

1812
01:17:27,306 --> 01:17:29,705
<i>What do you mean,
you've got Ciro?</i>

1813
01:17:29,706 --> 01:17:31,273
Uh, Dad?

1814
01:17:31,274 --> 01:17:33,481
I think I'm gonna be staying
at Nancy's for a few days.

1815
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:34,921
Come on, Colby.
We're leaving.

1816
01:17:34,922 --> 01:17:36,778
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

1817
01:17:37,612 --> 01:17:38,953
You go out
there now...

1818
01:17:38,954 --> 01:17:40,617
it's all over.

1819
01:17:40,618 --> 01:17:42,185
Everything we built...

1820
01:17:42,186 --> 01:17:44,425
will be ruined.

1821
01:17:44,426 --> 01:17:46,858
It's already ruined, Harvey.

1822
01:17:46,859 --> 01:17:48,457
Now, move aside.

1823
01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:50,474
[¶¶¶]

1824
01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:55,498
What are you gonna do, Harvey?
Club us with the Tiki man?

1825
01:17:55,499 --> 01:17:56,746
Calm down,
Signore Bellinger.

1826
01:17:56,747 --> 01:17:58,634
Just calm down.
Come on, Harv.

1827
01:17:58,635 --> 01:17:59,882
Just hand over
the blunt object

1828
01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:01,483
before it winds up
in a police report.

1829
01:18:01,484 --> 01:18:03,115
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1830
01:18:05,005 --> 01:18:06,698
[SHRIEKS]

1831
01:18:06,699 --> 01:18:08,874
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
CIRO: Signore Bellinger.

1832
01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:10,315
Audrey. Audrey.

1833
01:18:10,316 --> 01:18:12,235
Harvey, stay away from her.
Stay away from her!

1834
01:18:12,236 --> 01:18:14,890
It wasn't my fault!
It wasn't my fault.

1835
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:17,227
Jeez. Are you
okay, sweetie?

1836
01:18:17,228 --> 01:18:19,179
[GROANING]

1837
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:21,067
[SHUTTERS CLICKING]
HARVEY: Hold on! Wait!

1838
01:18:21,068 --> 01:18:23,340
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

1839
01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:25,995
You're not supposed
to go in there.

1840
01:18:25,996 --> 01:18:27,851
Okay. I'll call you
from the hospital.

1841
01:18:27,852 --> 01:18:29,995
Look, I'll be right over
as soon as I'm finished.

1842
01:18:29,996 --> 01:18:31,851
I love you.
Oh, sweetie.

1843
01:18:31,852 --> 01:18:33,739
What have I done?

1844
01:18:33,740 --> 01:18:35,819
Back off, back off!

1845
01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:37,453
Just back off, please.

1846
01:18:41,518 --> 01:18:43,437
[¶¶¶]

1847
01:18:44,942 --> 01:18:45,933
[SIGHS]

1848
01:18:57,551 --> 01:18:58,637
[SIGHS]

1849
01:19:00,144 --> 01:19:03,022
How is Audrey doing?
A-any news?

1850
01:19:17,296 --> 01:19:18,829
I can see that
you are really upset,

1851
01:19:18,830 --> 01:19:20,622
and I feel badly.

1852
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,551
You know...

1853
01:19:30,705 --> 01:19:33,166
in my country,
we do not--

1854
01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:34,157
How do you say that?

1855
01:19:34,158 --> 01:19:37,742
<i>We do not dwell
on the negative.</i>

1856
01:19:42,097 --> 01:19:44,463
<i> We celebrate
the positive.</i>

1857
01:19:45,585 --> 01:19:49,038
There is so much
positive...

1858
01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:50,991
to be about.

1859
01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:54,031
[SPEAKING
IN ITALIAN]

1860
01:19:57,873 --> 01:19:59,887
We cook together,
eh?

1861
01:20:00,945 --> 01:20:01,998
Eh?

1862
01:20:01,999 --> 01:20:04,047
Eh? Eh? Eh?

1863
01:20:04,048 --> 01:20:05,263
Fucker.

1864
01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:06,767
Son of a bitch.

1865
01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:08,047
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1866
01:20:08,048 --> 01:20:09,872
Fucker.

1867
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:14,031
Wait, you're hurting me now.
You're hurting me.

1868
01:20:14,032 --> 01:20:16,143
Eh. I don't wanna fight.
I don't wanna fight.

1869
01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:18,353
[SPEAKING IN
ITALIAN] [SCREAMS]

1870
01:20:21,554 --> 01:20:23,280
Aah!
[BOTH SCREAM]

1871
01:20:24,275 --> 01:20:25,360
I like you.

1872
01:20:25,361 --> 01:20:27,184
Damn right,
you fucking asshole.

1873
01:20:27,185 --> 01:20:30,352
I like you.
I like you.

1874
01:20:30,353 --> 01:20:32,688
You motherfucking
Italian wife stealer.

1875
01:20:32,689 --> 01:20:34,545
You're crazy,
Signore Bellinger.

1876
01:20:35,571 --> 01:20:37,265
It's all over!

1877
01:20:42,931 --> 01:20:44,816
Everything's fucked.

1878
01:20:44,817 --> 01:20:47,153
<i> [STATIC]
HARVEY: Eyeballs?</i>

1879
01:20:47,154 --> 01:20:49,040
<i> You want eyeballs?</i>

1880
01:20:49,041 --> 01:20:51,024
<i> You want hits?</i>

1881
01:20:51,025 --> 01:20:54,386
<i> I'll give you hits,
you voyeuristic bastards.</i>

1882
01:20:58,676 --> 01:21:00,305
[LAUGHING, PANTING]

1883
01:21:05,428 --> 01:21:07,826
<i> This is all
your fault, assholes.</i>

1884
01:21:07,827 --> 01:21:09,362
<i> [GRUNTING]</i>

1885
01:21:10,965 --> 01:21:14,513
<i>Not enough drama for you, huh?!</i>

1886
01:21:14,514 --> 01:21:17,715
<i> I got your frigging
drama right here!</i>

1887
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:19,826
<i> [GRUNTS]</i>

1888
01:21:19,827 --> 01:21:21,747
<i> [GAS HISSING]</i>

1889
01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:25,075
<i> [INHALING]</i>

1890
01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:32,402
<i>Figured out the big finish yet?</i>

1891
01:21:32,403 --> 01:21:34,612
Oh, yeah.
[BEEPS]

1892
01:21:43,221 --> 01:21:45,234
<i>RISHWAIN:
You're a lucky man.</i>

1893
01:21:45,235 --> 01:21:47,411
'Cause I hit a gas main?

1894
01:21:47,412 --> 01:21:50,323
Because you didn't
kill anybody.

1895
01:21:50,324 --> 01:21:52,372
We wouldn't even be
here talking. Yeah.

1896
01:21:54,198 --> 01:21:55,859
And the family?

1897
01:21:55,860 --> 01:21:57,715
Audrey's at UCLA.

1898
01:21:57,716 --> 01:21:59,668
My little girl had to
grow up pretty fast.

1899
01:21:59,669 --> 01:22:01,620
She, uh--
She visits.

1900
01:22:02,518 --> 01:22:03,795
Things were sort of strained

1901
01:22:03,796 --> 01:22:05,459
with Lydia and I
after the trial.

1902
01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:08,052
Uh, but I guess that's
to be expected

1903
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:09,909
with...me here
and, uh--

1904
01:22:10,902 --> 01:22:12,468
And her, uh...

1905
01:22:13,655 --> 01:22:15,187
Who really knows?

1906
01:22:15,188 --> 01:22:17,140
So, what about
Colby?

1907
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:19,924
I didn't talk to him
for a year...

1908
01:22:19,925 --> 01:22:22,452
even though he tried
to patch things up.

1909
01:22:22,453 --> 01:22:24,756
Took me two years
to realize that...

1910
01:22:24,757 --> 01:22:27,765
uh, I could hardly blame him
without blaming myself.

1911
01:22:27,766 --> 01:22:28,965
So...

1912
01:22:30,071 --> 01:22:32,566
w-what happened
to the 300K?

1913
01:22:34,168 --> 01:22:35,542
[CHUCKLES]

1914
01:22:37,175 --> 01:22:38,374
[¶¶¶]

1915
01:22:46,648 --> 01:22:47,862
[GATE CLOSES]

1916
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:55,799
[SIGHS]

1917
01:23:25,818 --> 01:23:27,351
Hey there, handsome.

1918
01:23:28,505 --> 01:23:29,751
Hey.
Hm.

1919
01:23:29,752 --> 01:23:32,215
You got that Tim Robbins
thing going for you.

1920
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:35,222
<i>You know, like at the end
of Shawshank Redemption.</i>

1921
01:23:35,223 --> 01:23:37,783
That would make you, what?
Morgan Freeman?

1922
01:23:37,784 --> 01:23:39,287
Exactly.

1923
01:23:39,288 --> 01:23:40,439
I'm sorry we're late.

1924
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,488
We had...some issues.

1925
01:23:44,986 --> 01:23:48,056
You look like crap.
Thank you.

1926
01:23:48,057 --> 01:23:49,208
Good to see
you too, Mother.

1927
01:23:49,209 --> 01:23:51,448
Hi, Daddy.
Hey, pumpkin.

1928
01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,872
Hey. Let me get that for you.
Hey.

1929
01:23:54,873 --> 01:23:56,855
Why, thank you.

1930
01:23:56,856 --> 01:23:57,944
What's with the, uh--?

1931
01:23:57,945 --> 01:23:59,448
Real-time product
placement.

1932
01:23:59,449 --> 01:24:01,496
Real-time what?
[GRUNTS]

1933
01:24:01,497 --> 01:24:03,320
What's this thing cost?
AUDREY: Nothing.

1934
01:24:03,321 --> 01:24:04,888
Nothing?
Yeah.

1935
01:24:04,889 --> 01:24:06,808
COLBY: Well, nothing as long
as we drive 400 miles a week

1936
01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:09,592
around upper-middle-income
neighborhoods, nothing.

1937
01:24:09,593 --> 01:24:10,968
HARVEY:
What do you mean nothing?

1938
01:24:10,969 --> 01:24:13,336
COLBY: Oh, I mean, I went
to Hummer of Sherman Oaks.

1939
01:24:13,337 --> 01:24:14,648
Got them to play ball
in exchange

1940
01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:16,728
for plastering their
name everywhere. [SIGHS]

1941
01:24:16,729 --> 01:24:19,161
Then made a bunch of deals
with several corporate sponsors.

1942
01:24:19,162 --> 01:24:20,569
Okay, I don't
even wanna know.

1943
01:24:20,570 --> 01:24:21,912
Forget I asked.

1944
01:24:21,913 --> 01:24:24,281
COLBY:
So...Dad...

1945
01:24:24,282 --> 01:24:26,649
I've been coming up with a plan
to get us back on our feet

1946
01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:28,280
and out of Grandma's
house fast.

1947
01:24:28,281 --> 01:24:31,673
Don't do me any favors.
No one's asking you to stay.

1948
01:24:31,674 --> 01:24:33,881
Do you think I'm gonna
listen for a second

1949
01:24:33,882 --> 01:24:36,858
to anything you come up with
after what I've been through?

1950
01:24:36,858 --> 01:24:39,225
DORIS: So, Harvey, I'm
gonna need to be paid back

1951
01:24:39,226 --> 01:24:42,137
now that you're, well,
able-bodied.

1952
01:24:42,138 --> 01:24:45,017
I mean, I-- I'm out
a lot of money.

1953
01:24:45,018 --> 01:24:46,554
Mom, we're not even
a mile

1954
01:24:46,555 --> 01:24:48,026
from where I spent
the last three years

1955
01:24:48,027 --> 01:24:49,946
being someone's girlfriend.
AUDREY: Gross.

1956
01:24:49,947 --> 01:24:52,058
Think this might wait
until we hit the freeway.

1957
01:24:52,059 --> 01:24:53,018
Or until I get a job?

1958
01:24:53,019 --> 01:24:55,610
What about the 300K?

1959
01:24:55,611 --> 01:24:58,202
Everybody knows
you salted it away someplace.

1960
01:24:58,203 --> 01:25:01,082
I don't have 300K, Mother.
I never had it.

1961
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:02,298
Someone else here
might know

1962
01:25:02,299 --> 01:25:04,474
where it went,
but I sure don't.

1963
01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:06,042
[¶¶¶]

1964
01:25:06,043 --> 01:25:07,835
Don't look at me.
We thought you had it.

1965
01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:08,922
AUDREY:
Yeah, Daddy.

1966
01:25:08,923 --> 01:25:11,355
I told you,
I don't have it.

1967
01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,884
Well, if you don't,
where the hell did it go?

1968
01:25:16,093 --> 01:25:17,146
<i>HARVEY AND COLBY:
Randi.</i>

1969
01:25:17,147 --> 01:25:18,202
Thanks.

1970
01:25:18,203 --> 01:25:19,355
[¶¶¶]

1971
01:25:19,356 --> 01:25:21,019
Hi.
VALET: Do you have the ticket?

1972
01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:24,764
MAN: Got it. I think I
parked in, uh, Section 1-6.

1973
01:25:27,838 --> 01:25:30,491
VALET 1: Welcome to Ciro's.
Thank you.

1974
01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:33,979
VALET 2: Welcome to Ciro's.
GARRY: Ah, thank you, my man.

1975
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:36,411
There's a bit of
Italian heaven in L.A.

1976
01:25:36,412 --> 01:25:38,715
Look how packed
this place is, Chloe.

1977
01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:40,956
You did confirm our reservations
for all six, huh?

1978
01:25:40,957 --> 01:25:42,011
Uh, right, Garry.

1979
01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,771
I confirmed them last week
and this morning.

1980
01:25:43,772 --> 01:25:45,820
We've been on their waiting
list for two weeks.

1981
01:25:45,821 --> 01:25:47,100
And you used
my name?

1982
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:49,404
Of course. It would have been
a month otherwise.

1983
01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:50,844
I'm so happy
for Randi.

1984
01:25:50,845 --> 01:25:53,884
That kid must be
printing money in here.

1985
01:25:53,885 --> 01:25:55,612
Hi, Mr. Marshall.

1986
01:25:55,613 --> 01:25:57,564
Randi. You look
beautiful.

1987
01:25:57,565 --> 01:26:00,764
Mr. Marshall, Chloe.
You look wonderful.

1988
01:26:00,765 --> 01:26:02,813
Come, please. We have
your table all ready for you.

1989
01:26:02,814 --> 01:26:04,573
The other people
are on their way.

1990
01:26:04,574 --> 01:26:06,204
Looks like business
is booming.

1991
01:26:06,205 --> 01:26:08,541
RANDI: It is booming.
Where's your partner in crime?

1992
01:26:08,542 --> 01:26:10,013
RANDI: Here he is.
CIRO: Garry.

1993
01:26:10,014 --> 01:26:11,581
Hi!
Hey, hey.

1994
01:26:11,582 --> 01:26:12,445
Hey!

1995
01:26:12,446 --> 01:26:14,205
Chloe. Good to see you.
Ciro.

1996
01:26:14,206 --> 01:26:17,021
Please, please,
be seated. Be seated.

1997
01:26:17,022 --> 01:26:19,101
What can I get you
tonight? The rigatoni?

1998
01:26:19,102 --> 01:26:21,662
No, no, no.
Your masterpiece.

1999
01:26:21,663 --> 01:26:23,517
Lobster Agnolotti.
Ah.

2000
01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:25,533
Lobster Agnolotti.
Sauce on the side.

2001
01:26:25,534 --> 01:26:26,845
Sauce on
the side.

2002
01:26:26,846 --> 01:26:28,478
Coming right up.
You got it. Okay.

2003
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:30,078
Good. He cooks
without his shoes on.

2004
01:26:30,079 --> 01:26:31,038
Yeah.
Cannot cook

2005
01:26:31,039 --> 01:26:32,285
or make love
in shoes.

2006
01:26:32,286 --> 01:26:33,566
I'll be-- I'll be
right back, okay?

2007
01:26:33,567 --> 01:26:35,517
But he doesn't put
his toes in the lobster.

2008
01:26:35,518 --> 01:26:36,477
God, I hope not.

2009
01:26:36,478 --> 01:26:37,439
[LAUGHTER]