1 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,369 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:19,343 Can I get one of these after? 3 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:22,334 I don't want to make some poor pledge feel like crap for being a virgin. 4 00:00:22,335 --> 00:00:24,230 They've been doing this initiation for years. 5 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:25,268 It's harmless. 6 00:00:25,269 --> 00:00:28,025 And it's part of your initiation, so you have to do it. 7 00:00:28,026 --> 00:00:30,496 Fine, but I'm gonna make it as nice as possible for them. 8 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,484 - Of course you are. - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:32,485 --> 00:00:35,034 Say hello to our special guest. 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,879 Courtesy of Alana. 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,495 Oh, well, in that case, thank you for these. 12 00:00:39,496 --> 00:00:42,947 Thanks. You need to get that back to the med lab clean and in one piece. 13 00:00:42,948 --> 00:00:46,057 Mo, no one's going to actually have sex with it. 14 00:00:46,384 --> 00:00:50,007 Doc, this is Alana. Alana, Doc, frat prez. 15 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,785 The pre-med pledge? 16 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:54,140 Are you pre-med too? 17 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,468 Doctor of love. 18 00:00:55,469 --> 00:00:58,019 I gotta hand it to you, you really came through for us. 19 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:01,133 And I see some bright things in her future, Lanny-Banany. 20 00:01:01,134 --> 00:01:04,058 So, uh, Alana, are you ready to be our honey? 21 00:01:04,059 --> 00:01:09,738 We need you to be our queen bee and lure these nerdy pledges into their doom. 22 00:01:09,739 --> 00:01:11,492 OK, but we're not gonna hurt any of them, right? 23 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:12,730 No, we won't hurt them. 24 00:01:12,731 --> 00:01:15,867 We'll just, I don't know, embarrass the shit out of them. 25 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,064 Uh, she doesn't want to hurt any feelings either. 26 00:01:18,065 --> 00:01:22,706 Oh, are you worried about this guy pulling rabbits out of people's asses? 27 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:23,743 - Oh, oh! - See that? 28 00:01:23,744 --> 00:01:26,440 Oh, whoa! Get out of here! 29 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,897 Cool. Very funny. 30 00:01:28,898 --> 00:01:30,366 He's sweet! 31 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:34,382 Don't get your panties in a knot. This is just level one! Come on! 32 00:01:34,383 --> 00:01:36,964 Nothing like what's coming for these pussies next week. 33 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:37,991 - You grab Ed... - Yep. 34 00:01:37,992 --> 00:01:39,008 and Jackson. 35 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:40,540 Make sure our boy's ready. 36 00:01:40,541 --> 00:01:43,254 This skank is coming with me. 37 00:02:10,075 --> 00:02:12,478 Hail, brothers. Everyone's so hot here... 38 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:14,160 We are not brothers yet. 39 00:02:14,161 --> 00:02:17,891 Yeah, gotta make sure every one of our new pledges is a genuine stud. 40 00:02:17,892 --> 00:02:19,158 Relax. 41 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,676 But, I thought they banned that cracker thing. 42 00:02:21,677 --> 00:02:23,533 They did. And we'll never get over it. 43 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,900 But we still have some traditions kept alive. 44 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:29,559 We have set you up with the most gorgeous pledge 45 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,033 who's ready to escort you over the sexual threshold. 46 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:34,523 Wait, you guys are serious? 47 00:02:34,524 --> 00:02:38,663 Behold thy fair maiden lady. 48 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:40,300 Oh. 49 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:43,570 Oh, wow. Yeah, she's... she... 50 00:02:43,571 --> 00:02:46,426 - She is beautiful. - Oh, she sure is, huh? 51 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:49,785 OK, I feel so bad about this. 52 00:02:49,786 --> 00:02:52,373 It's like when we took pics of you dressed like babies. 53 00:02:52,374 --> 00:02:53,854 OK, those diapers were awful! 54 00:02:53,855 --> 00:02:57,972 Well, thank God you didn't like it, 'cause that would have been really weird. 55 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:05,543 - Yeah! - OK. 56 00:03:05,544 --> 00:03:09,533 So, listen, it's your time, son. 57 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:14,482 So, don't ask questions. Just go in there and make your mama proud. 58 00:03:14,483 --> 00:03:15,405 - All right. - All right? 59 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:16,771 - Yeah. - All right? 60 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:18,218 - OK. - All right. 61 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:20,752 All right, Kenny. Let's go! Animal, you're an animal! 62 00:03:20,753 --> 00:03:22,007 - Yeah! Get it! - Come on! 63 00:03:22,008 --> 00:03:24,369 OK, let's do it! 64 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,799 Let me see if she's ready. 65 00:03:28,563 --> 00:03:30,680 All right. 66 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:33,679 You got this. 67 00:03:40,105 --> 00:03:41,871 Kenny's downstairs. 68 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:42,820 You ready? 69 00:03:42,821 --> 00:03:45,307 Uh, no. Doc's not done setting up. 70 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,406 Ah, Doc? 71 00:03:46,407 --> 00:03:49,195 Doc? Hurry up! What are you doing? 72 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,574 OK, pledge, show time. 73 00:03:54,575 --> 00:04:00,164 Keep the lights off and just hide behind the bed and lure him in. 74 00:04:00,165 --> 00:04:01,073 Poor guy. 75 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,988 Oh, no. It's nothing. I mean, my initiation, 76 00:04:03,989 --> 00:04:05,753 they had me running through the quad buck-naked 77 00:04:05,754 --> 00:04:07,515 wearing nothing but a pig's head. 78 00:04:07,516 --> 00:04:10,700 Trust me, this guy's getting off easy. 79 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:12,325 OK. 80 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:16,668 So, um, I got a little surprise in there. 81 00:04:16,669 --> 00:04:22,853 Turns out the keys that she provided open up a little bit more than just the med lab. 82 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:32,224 So, drop your drawers and get her! 83 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:39,418 Hi, Kenny. 84 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,706 I've been waiting for you. 85 00:04:49,395 --> 00:04:51,473 Kiss me, Kenny. 86 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,514 Kiss me. 87 00:04:59,349 --> 00:05:02,553 (SCREAMING) 88 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:10,635 Oh my God. What a loser! 89 00:05:10,636 --> 00:05:12,745 Whoa, it's a dead body! 90 00:05:18,536 --> 00:05:21,200 Is she... is she... is she OK? 91 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:26,777 Hey! Is she... is she really dead? 92 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,021 Is she OK? 93 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,773 Huh? Is she OK? 94 00:05:32,774 --> 00:05:34,276 He's losing his mind because of us. 95 00:05:34,277 --> 00:05:35,365 We don't know that. 96 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:39,754 He's fine. He's just drunk. He needs to sleep it off. 97 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:42,347 Sleep it off? Look at him! 98 00:05:42,348 --> 00:05:44,975 He does seem pretty bad. 99 00:05:45,905 --> 00:05:47,243 I'm telling the police what happened. 100 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:49,672 No, you're gonna do nothing, pledge. 101 00:05:49,673 --> 00:05:52,414 But the doctors need to know what happened. 102 00:05:52,415 --> 00:05:55,438 If you say a word, I'll make sure to let the cops know 103 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:59,390 how this was all your nutty, nympho fucking idea. 104 00:05:59,391 --> 00:06:00,653 - You got it? - Nympho? What? 105 00:06:00,654 --> 00:06:02,958 Yeah, you got off on what happened to him. 106 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:05,506 That's what I'll tell them. 107 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,047 It'll be all over the press. 108 00:06:08,048 --> 00:06:10,731 And your life will be over. 109 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:52,572 Ah! And God saw everything that he had made. 110 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:55,160 And behold! It was very good. 111 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:57,630 It was very lame, dude! 112 00:06:57,631 --> 00:07:00,152 Where are all my sexy nurses at? 113 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,198 My naughty nuns? 114 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:04,315 My non-binary Blackbeard? 115 00:07:04,316 --> 00:07:06,437 Mo's your beard, not me. 116 00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:08,011 Getting along, as usual. 117 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,497 Love at first sight, bro. Love at first sight. 118 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,373 Play nice! 119 00:07:12,374 --> 00:07:14,115 Or what? 120 00:07:14,116 --> 00:07:16,716 Or I'll cast a spell on you. 121 00:07:17,289 --> 00:07:20,216 OK, everybody, follow me! We're going to our rooms. 122 00:07:20,217 --> 00:07:25,269 How about you cast a spell on her, and I promise I'll be a saint. 123 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,358 - Let me see what I can do. - Pardon me! 124 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,454 Excuse me! Out of my way, please! 125 00:07:29,455 --> 00:07:31,840 Has anyone seen my girlfriend? 126 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:33,866 Yea high? A little rigid? 127 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:36,366 Not much of a face, but, man, can she take a good pounding! 128 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:38,268 Ah, seriously, dude? 129 00:07:38,269 --> 00:07:42,962 Ah, baby! You're so anatomically correct. 130 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:44,762 Yeah! 131 00:07:44,763 --> 00:07:46,893 So, does, uh, Pet know about... 132 00:07:46,894 --> 00:07:48,159 - Simone? - Yeah? 133 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,767 Yeah. I call her Simone. Want to know why? 134 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:54,195 - Why? - 'Cause when I see her, I moan. 135 00:07:54,196 --> 00:07:57,658 Best part about Simone is she never talks back! 136 00:07:57,659 --> 00:08:00,604 Not even when I teach her lessons on how to vacuum a sword. 137 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,627 OK! Enough of your charms! 138 00:08:02,628 --> 00:08:03,985 Aw, honey. 139 00:08:03,986 --> 00:08:05,233 The night is young, 140 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,319 I am dumb and full of cum. 141 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,230 So disgusting! 142 00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:12,851 Rowdy crowd out there tonight. 143 00:08:12,852 --> 00:08:15,141 Try working New Year's Eve at a truck stop. 144 00:08:15,142 --> 00:08:16,463 Now, that's rowdy! 145 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:19,040 Truck stop? 146 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,714 That wasn't on your resume. 147 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:24,357 Ah, too late now. You've already hired me. 148 00:08:32,285 --> 00:08:37,246 All right, everyone, listen up. Hey, can I have your attention please? 149 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:38,769 Hey. 150 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:39,803 Thank you. 151 00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:42,121 Now, I won't spend too long talking. 152 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,884 It already feels like forever, dude. 153 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:44,905 Play nice. 154 00:08:44,906 --> 00:08:49,811 But I just wanted to welcome you all to my first big party as frat president! 155 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:52,354 Have a great time tonight! 156 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:56,483 While maintaining decorum and following the rules, of course. 157 00:08:56,484 --> 00:09:02,069 Now, our fraternity is committed to respect and inclusion for our members and guests. 158 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:05,379 To that end, I ask that you take care of your fellow passengers. 159 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,795 We're all here to have a good time. 160 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,567 So let's make sure we play our parts accordingly. 161 00:09:09,568 --> 00:09:13,128 Make sure to receive consent when engaging in any sexual activities. 162 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:15,579 No smoking on board. And, when possible... 163 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,686 - Hey, who is that? - Huh? 164 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:21,574 The guy on my right. But don't make it too obvious. 165 00:09:22,121 --> 00:09:24,325 Last but not least, I hope everyone has... 166 00:09:24,326 --> 00:09:25,732 There's nobody there. 167 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,529 All right! 168 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,221 Are you OK? 169 00:09:29,222 --> 00:09:31,893 Yeah, I'm fine. 170 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:35,297 I forgot my hat. Sorry, can you... 171 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:36,501 - Yeah. - I'll be right back. 172 00:09:36,502 --> 00:09:38,163 T- minus 15. 173 00:09:38,164 --> 00:09:40,233 Do you want to go out there and round them up? 174 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:41,071 Of course. 175 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:46,371 Remember, don't take any bullshit. Be polite, be pleasant. 176 00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:47,401 Of course. 177 00:09:47,402 --> 00:09:52,150 Those rich college kids, they think they can get away with anything! 178 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:54,082 You don't have to stand for that. 179 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:57,513 I won't. I promise. 180 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,879 Good. 181 00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:15,944 Be careful when loading these. 182 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:17,860 You break it, you bought it. 183 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:19,200 I don't work here. 184 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,609 Ah, OK. 185 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,369 I don't think I get your costume then. 186 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:25,287 Oh, pirate. 187 00:10:25,288 --> 00:10:28,576 You thought I was a porter? With a feather in my hat? 188 00:10:28,577 --> 00:10:31,917 All apologies. If I could make myself disappear, I would. 189 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,945 Oh, wait a minute... 190 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,688 I can. 191 00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:56,584 All right, so, a proctologist pulls a thermometer out of his coat pocket. 192 00:10:56,585 --> 00:10:59,755 "Great, now some asshole has my pen. " 193 00:10:59,756 --> 00:11:01,330 Pet, can you do something about your boyfriend? 194 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:05,629 Mmm, I tried to get him to leave this thing at the frat. 195 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,660 - But he wouldn't listen to me. - You philistines don't value art! 196 00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:11,615 When I'm rich and famous, Simone and I will remember this outrage 197 00:11:11,616 --> 00:11:13,518 and shower you with our disdain. 198 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:17,770 All right, for all our sake, I'm taking her away from you, permanently. 199 00:11:17,771 --> 00:11:19,162 - Boop! - My muse! 200 00:11:19,163 --> 00:11:21,071 Kidnapped by a heathen! 201 00:11:21,072 --> 00:11:24,983 Jackson! I'm gonna report you to the SVU if you don't give my baby back! 202 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,319 Come on! 203 00:11:29,358 --> 00:11:31,681 All right, let's go! 204 00:11:32,248 --> 00:11:34,482 All aboard! 205 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:41,421 Hey, uh, all aboard, unless you want to spend Halloween in a train station. 206 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,944 - Hey. - Hey. 207 00:11:45,816 --> 00:11:49,920 I think you should be a little more assertive, like, alpha-doggy style. 208 00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:52,481 You know what I mean? Um, dominate those bitches. 209 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,190 Yeah, I... I think I got it. Thanks. 210 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,429 No, I don't think you do. Check this out. 211 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:59,791 Yo, assholes! 212 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:02,861 There we go. Hey, my friend here has got something really important to say. 213 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:06,703 So, just... just shut the fuck up and listen to her, OK? 214 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:10,914 OK, everyone, it's time to get this party started! 215 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,982 (CROWD CHEERING) 216 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:16,263 So, uh, ahem, sorry. Have your tickets ready to be scanned, 217 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:19,054 and you can board using any of the doors. 218 00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:21,410 And have fun! 219 00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:23,682 Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it? 220 00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,751 No, it wasn't. Thanks. 221 00:12:25,752 --> 00:12:27,534 You can board behind me, if you like. 222 00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,205 Oh, I thought you'd never ask. 223 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,143 Look, I just want to attend to my guests. 224 00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:34,843 Yeah, that's all I'm asking, for you to treat me like a guest. 225 00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,981 How about you treat her like a human being 226 00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:40,337 and not a piece of meat and let her do her job? 227 00:12:42,652 --> 00:12:45,422 What did you think she would do, fuck you after you humiliated her? 228 00:12:45,423 --> 00:12:48,306 Come on, do you ever have any actual fun? 229 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:50,351 One day, you're gonna take it too far. 230 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,429 Oh, wait, you already have. 231 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,796 Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned. 232 00:12:56,158 --> 00:12:58,852 Hey, yo, party's over there, buddy. 233 00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:03,116 Yeah, let's do this! Oh, uh, hey... 234 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,384 I owe you. I love you. 235 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,024 Let's go, Mitchy. 236 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,559 Oh, shit! Fucking weirdo! 237 00:13:20,678 --> 00:13:24,085 You've had your fun and games. Now give me Simone back! 238 00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:27,634 I know she's a little frigid, but it's too cold for her out here! 239 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:29,393 Oh, what's that, Simone? 240 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:32,228 Simone says you're fucking weird, bro! 241 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,094 Whoo! 242 00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:42,196 (GROANING) 243 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:49,002 I know shoes make the outfit, but this witch is gonna turn into a major bitch 244 00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:53,803 if she wears stilettos all night. So, ta-da! 245 00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:56,517 Ooh, perfect! OK... 246 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:02,869 So, hat, no hat? 247 00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:06,261 Jacket and hat? Or both of them? 248 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,159 You know what I am, right? 249 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,820 Yeah, yeah, you're one of the Three Musketeers. 250 00:14:10,821 --> 00:14:14,439 A musketeer? Ugh! I knew I should have worn an eye patch! 251 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,118 I'm supposed to be a pirate, a sexy pirate. 252 00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:20,242 A pirate? Oh, no. 253 00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,281 No, you are missing more than an eye patch, babe. 254 00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:27,360 No, you need to say, "Arr!" You need a parrot, a peg-leg, a skull and crossbones. 255 00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:30,052 Oh, I do have that. 256 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:32,031 God. 257 00:14:32,032 --> 00:14:33,231 - Hello! - No! 258 00:14:33,232 --> 00:14:35,814 - No! Go! - Ah... 259 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:43,472 Hey, killer costume, Ed! 260 00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:54,200 Yeah, but work on those acting skills next time. 261 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:06,253 Can you put it on me, please? 262 00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:12,118 Thank you. 263 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:14,183 - What? - Nothing. 264 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:17,041 It's just... It feels like we just met. 265 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,276 And soon, you'll be going off to med school. Four years went by way too fast! 266 00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:22,213 Well, it was 3 years for me. 267 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,780 Oh my God, you're such an ice queen. 268 00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:26,679 I'm gonna miss you so much! I don't even know what to think about it. 269 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,945 - Oh, me neither. - I love you. 270 00:15:28,946 --> 00:15:31,247 And no matter what, we are best friends for life. 271 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:33,623 Even if I marry Doc one day? 272 00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:37,090 Even if you lose your mind and marry Doc. 273 00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:48,121 Ok, I'm gonna go find Mo. 274 00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:49,041 Are you OK with all this? 275 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,215 Yeah, yeah, no problem. Ooh! 276 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,586 Get me a gin and tonic. Oh, mmm, no, no. 277 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,381 No, make it a double tequila-soda. 278 00:15:57,382 --> 00:15:59,008 OK, you got it. 279 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:17,022 Everybody's boarded. Let's get on our way. 280 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,632 (TRAIN WHISTLING) 281 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,750 Hey, Ed. 282 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,468 Shouldn't you be with Pet and Sandy? 283 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,989 Simone? Whatever the hell you call her? 284 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:50,034 OK, and now you're just being weird. 285 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:55,066 Ooh, I'm so scared of a rubber knife. 286 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,295 If you want a drink, it's this way. 287 00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:02,613 Girl! Let me in! Whoa! 288 00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:21,812 You haven't seen Ed, have you? 289 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:26,263 I just ran into him. He's walking around trying to scare people. 290 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,215 Of course he is. 291 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:31,815 You're so lucky you have a normal boyfriend like Mo. 292 00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:33,986 You try calling Ed? 293 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,662 No coverage, because we're in the middle of who-knows-where. 294 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:39,001 This Wi-Fi is a fucking joke. 295 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:41,020 So basic. 296 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,899 Anyway... 297 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,950 Here, I should take a couple too. 298 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,126 Train babes! 299 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:56,363 You know, I did hear something about some bullshit VIP room. 300 00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:57,767 Ed might be heading that way. 301 00:17:57,768 --> 00:18:00,462 Cool, thanks! 302 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,569 An old fashioned and a double tequila-soda, please. 303 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,607 It's on me. 304 00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:11,141 It's an open bar. 305 00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:15,009 Damn. Here I thought I could make up for my faux pas earlier. 306 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,528 Your "faux pas," huh? Fancy! 307 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,468 Well, I'm a fancy guy. I wear a cape. 308 00:18:20,469 --> 00:18:23,144 Anyway, um, apologies. 309 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:27,182 It's OK. I mean, my pirate costume is clearly a big fail anyways. 310 00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:30,098 Well, I don't think it's the outfit. 311 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:33,412 So, what, you see me and you think "train porter"? 312 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,758 Well, I don't think "sorority sister". 313 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,895 You don't strike me as the type of person to ask people 314 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:40,802 to let you join their squad. 315 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,342 "Join their squad. " 316 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:45,157 I think I liked it better when you were speaking fancy French. 317 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,902 Thanks! 318 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,488 Hey, how'd you do that little trick earlier, 319 00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:52,379 where you disappeared into thin air? 320 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:56,741 Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 321 00:19:12,869 --> 00:19:13,902 Ah! 322 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,166 Hey, have you seen Mo? 323 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,070 He's back there in the VIP room. 324 00:19:17,071 --> 00:19:19,318 Thanks. Godzilla? 325 00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:23,168 - I'm a God-lizard! - Whoa. 326 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:27,941 It's trademarked. 327 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:29,769 Right, OK. 328 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,906 Whoa! 329 00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:39,345 I wouldn't call myself elite, but I am coming in anyways. 330 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,725 Mo? 331 00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:49,399 (SCREAMING, GASPING) Oh my God! 332 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,476 I finally did it. 333 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,436 Now you and I can be together forever. 334 00:19:58,913 --> 00:20:01,416 Happy Halloween! 335 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,214 Oh my God! 336 00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:05,049 You assholes! 337 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:06,648 Been called worse by you! 338 00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:09,059 You gotta admit it, pretty convincing. 339 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,531 OK, it's very convincing! 340 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:15,693 Ah, throat slash, compliments of Merry's visual effects class. 341 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:18,101 Can't believe you guys got me again! 342 00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:19,893 Well played, both of you. 343 00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:23,633 Whoa, whoa. Alana paying me, Satan himself, a compliment? 344 00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:24,582 Please, say that one more time, 345 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,870 'cause I need to record it for posterity! 346 00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:29,526 Not on social media, didn't happen. 347 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,908 But you should delete that video of me while you're at it. 348 00:20:31,909 --> 00:20:34,061 Why would I ever do that? 349 00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:36,013 Seriously? You really gotta ask? 350 00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:39,418 Well, unlike with Kenny, this won't send you into a straight jacket. 351 00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:44,208 Still, frat-sanctioned party, dead-body freak-out... 352 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,805 The Prez can pry this from my dead, cold hands. 353 00:20:47,806 --> 00:20:50,165 Enjoy your cock -tails. 354 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:54,842 And tonight is one party you can't just bail on. 355 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:14,415 Ed... 356 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:18,369 If you're trying to freak me out, you might want to try harder. 357 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:23,865 OK, I know we're not supposed to light up in here, 358 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:27,187 but rules are made to be broken. 359 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,275 Do you want one? Doc rolled way too many. 360 00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:37,763 OK, now you're just being annoying! 361 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,486 When I find Pet, who's way out of your league, 362 00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:43,227 I'm gonna tell her she could do way better. 363 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:46,788 Ed? 364 00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:50,261 OK, I've never been less afraid. So, stop this! 365 00:21:50,262 --> 00:21:52,644 You don't have consent to grab me! 366 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,283 That's a rule that isn't made to be broken. 367 00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:56,919 Stop! 368 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,653 - This jerkoff bugging you? - Ugh, Ed's just being Ed. 369 00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:04,914 So, yeah, really annoying. Yeah. He's all yours! 370 00:22:04,915 --> 00:22:06,651 Bye! 371 00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:10,919 Whoo! 372 00:22:11,427 --> 00:22:13,656 You're totally whack tonight, bro. 373 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:19,320 By the way, that stunt out there with the sword, mwah! 374 00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:22,091 Did Merry help you? 375 00:22:22,396 --> 00:22:27,250 It was really gnarly! Oh! What is that? 376 00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:30,349 What is that? Is that a hotdog covered in fake blood? 377 00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:34,341 Ah, man! 378 00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:36,927 I bet you're getting this shit all over everyone. 379 00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:40,135 Where's the bathroom? Gotta wash my hands. 380 00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:44,558 I'll tell you this much, you go all out, bro, 381 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:49,475 in character, not talking, full-on creepy! 382 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,388 Whoo! 383 00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,713 Ah! 384 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,060 Ah! 385 00:22:58,946 --> 00:23:01,078 You want to suck face now, dude? 386 00:23:02,552 --> 00:23:05,503 If we did that, would that make us gay? 387 00:23:05,504 --> 00:23:08,454 Or would you just be, like, hardcore into bestiality? 388 00:23:09,772 --> 00:23:12,596 I'm not even sure reptiles have dicks. 389 00:23:13,908 --> 00:23:15,668 Hey, what the... 390 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,135 (Giggling) 391 00:23:52,238 --> 00:23:55,764 That train girl is gonna freak if she smells that. 392 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,666 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 393 00:23:58,754 --> 00:24:00,457 Go away! 394 00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:08,821 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 395 00:24:09,632 --> 00:24:10,808 Go away! 396 00:24:10,809 --> 00:24:12,890 Fuck. 397 00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:15,839 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 398 00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:26,342 This car is for everyone. 399 00:24:26,343 --> 00:24:30,335 What's the point of a VIP room if anyone can just waltz in? 400 00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:32,949 Dude, you can't smoke on the train. 401 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:34,262 Are you trying to get us fined? 402 00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:38,236 Are you gonna make me sweep the place too, you narc? 403 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,772 Magic show is starting. 404 00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:42,632 Yeah, uh, we'll be busy, bro. 405 00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:47,714 I can't wait to see this guy. He's edgy, kind of scary, but sexy-scary. 406 00:24:48,577 --> 00:24:51,111 Come on! It'll be fun! 407 00:25:01,884 --> 00:25:05,255 (CROWD CHEERING, LAUGHING) 408 00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:11,804 - You need send me that. - I will. 409 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:20,112 You're not pissed about my little act earlier, are you? 410 00:25:20,113 --> 00:25:23,388 We both know whose act it really was. 411 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,269 OK, that's not fair. 412 00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:27,981 But was it yours or his? 413 00:25:32,045 --> 00:25:33,346 - Hey! - Hey! 414 00:25:33,347 --> 00:25:34,662 Hey, hey! 415 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:38,685 The great Doc predicts that this magician, just like all magicians, 416 00:25:38,686 --> 00:25:41,284 is gonna be incredibly lame. 417 00:25:41,285 --> 00:25:44,144 Oh, stop being so cynical. It might be fun! 418 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:45,758 What's next? Hula hoops? 419 00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,390 - A talent show? - What? 420 00:25:47,391 --> 00:25:50,231 Can't stand nobody looking at you for 30 minutes? 421 00:25:50,232 --> 00:25:54,019 I can handle that fine. It's just all the G-rated bullshit that bugs me. 422 00:25:54,020 --> 00:26:01,457 If I was still president today, there'd be a live sex show and we'd be all off our asses on blow, yeah! 423 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:04,214 And that's exactly why you're not the president anymore. 424 00:26:04,215 --> 00:26:06,737 - Oh! - Yeah. 425 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,390 Evening, perverts. 426 00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:15,440 Ooh! Edgy! Sexy scary! 427 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:21,265 Can I have a brave volunteer? 428 00:26:21,266 --> 00:26:26,322 One who is unafraid of the line that separates life from death. 429 00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:28,941 Right here, Cheez Whiz. 430 00:26:31,449 --> 00:26:34,406 Miss, will you join me? 431 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:42,845 Now, uh, you're not afraid of blood, are you? 432 00:26:42,846 --> 00:26:44,574 - Nope. Pre-med, baby! - Whoo! 433 00:26:44,575 --> 00:26:48,172 OK, well, um, we'll just see about that. 434 00:26:51,156 --> 00:26:54,898 Now can you assure our audience that this knife is, in fact, real? 435 00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,469 It's real. 436 00:27:00,503 --> 00:27:05,759 And can you also confirm to them that I am real? 437 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:07,634 Too real. 438 00:27:09,945 --> 00:27:12,348 (CROWD GASPING) 439 00:27:13,249 --> 00:27:15,818 Would you care for a sip of my ruby red... 440 00:27:19,407 --> 00:27:22,618 - Oh my God! - Have you seen Ed? 441 00:27:22,619 --> 00:27:24,428 - No, what'd he do now? - Nothing. 442 00:27:24,429 --> 00:27:26,715 I haven't seen him since the station. 443 00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:29,028 I haven't seen him on the train at all. 444 00:27:29,029 --> 00:27:31,966 He's probably just in another car doing his stand-up for somebody. 445 00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:35,742 Yeah, or fucking someone. 446 00:27:36,205 --> 00:27:38,655 We haven't been doing so hot. 447 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:42,965 Yeah, I, uh, yeah, I know the feeling. 448 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:51,144 And that is how I keep my blood icy cold. 449 00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:54,675 Thank you so much. A round of applause! 450 00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:07,548 Come on, yeah! 451 00:28:07,969 --> 00:28:09,587 You know, when I heard frat party, 452 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:12,839 I was picturing, like, a beer commercial, not a magician. 453 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,792 You think this guy's any good? 454 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,002 I'd have never guessed you were into magic. 455 00:28:17,003 --> 00:28:21,154 I'm not, but, uh, he looks like he's good with sleight of hand. 456 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,073 Why don't you go to the show? 457 00:28:23,074 --> 00:28:26,402 I mean, there's not that much going on out here anyway with all of them in the room. 458 00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:32,061 Um, hi. The door's, like, locked. But I don't think there's anyone in there. 459 00:28:32,062 --> 00:28:36,832 Ha! Well, doors don't usually lock themselves, do they? 460 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:39,831 Everything all right in there? 461 00:28:39,873 --> 00:28:42,776 There's another one down in that other car. 462 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,632 Do we open the door? 463 00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:48,530 Nah. We'll leave them alone. 464 00:28:48,531 --> 00:28:50,805 Come back in a few minutes. 465 00:28:51,514 --> 00:28:53,749 Probably doing drugs. 466 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:58,278 And let's face it, this job doesn't pay enough for us to start acting like cops. 467 00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,883 Ha! 468 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,882 (Train whistling) 469 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:19,349 Now, if you're not too frightened, could I possibly have another volunteer? 470 00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:34,242 - Do you trust me? - Uh... 471 00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:40,982 How do you like your salad? Sliced or chopped? 472 00:29:41,357 --> 00:29:42,794 It's your turn. 473 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:48,647 Mixed, tossed or chopped? 474 00:29:51,179 --> 00:29:53,608 (CROWD GASPING, SCREAMING) 475 00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:55,609 Is he OK? 476 00:29:57,885 --> 00:30:00,929 - No! - That was crazy! 477 00:30:06,122 --> 00:30:08,027 You good? 478 00:30:13,362 --> 00:30:16,400 Oh my God, that was crazy! 479 00:30:16,938 --> 00:30:20,627 I have a 20-year-old single malt backstage, if you'd care to join me. 480 00:30:20,628 --> 00:30:23,980 Appreciation for your participation this evening. 481 00:30:23,981 --> 00:30:26,945 What do I get for, uh, staying awake? 482 00:30:26,946 --> 00:30:31,303 You know what? I am disturbingly sober. 483 00:30:34,283 --> 00:30:35,842 Uh, bye. 484 00:30:36,185 --> 00:30:37,913 - Oh my God! - Are you fucking serious? 485 00:30:37,914 --> 00:30:41,109 What? He is shit hot! 486 00:30:41,176 --> 00:30:45,615 We could try a devil's three-way for once, just saying. 487 00:30:45,694 --> 00:30:49,350 I don't even think I could check Mo's dick for STIs, and I love the guy. 488 00:30:49,351 --> 00:30:52,077 - Just saying. - Oh my God! Get out! 489 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,717 Whoa! That's enough! 490 00:30:59,952 --> 00:31:03,435 That one's for me. It's a mid-show booster. 491 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:07,482 Thanks. 492 00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:11,860 Do you mind if I lose this? I sweat like a motherfucker when I'm performing. 493 00:31:29,811 --> 00:31:32,664 I wonder if he's shown her his wand yet. 494 00:31:32,665 --> 00:31:35,602 Oh, please, man. Alana doesn't go for that pumped-up crap. 495 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:36,538 Oh yeah? 496 00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:39,164 No shit, she doesn't, man. 497 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:43,300 You know, if Princess Alana ever dumps you, you still got me, buddy. 498 00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:45,019 For life! 499 00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,765 So, why are you a part of all this? 500 00:31:51,187 --> 00:31:53,459 It's our annual Halloween party. 501 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,781 I mean why are you in a sorority? 502 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,028 Ah, this again. 503 00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:02,111 Well, sororities give you a leg-up, which someone who's poor, 504 00:32:02,112 --> 00:32:06,196 but not poor enough for a scholarship needs in life. 505 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,777 Plus, those people out there don't make me explain myself to them. 506 00:32:09,778 --> 00:32:12,297 No offence, I just think you belong to a better crowd, 507 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:15,582 instead of Doc and that wet-blanket beta of his. 508 00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:19,456 Mo's my boyfriend. And he's no wet blanket. 509 00:32:19,457 --> 00:32:20,890 Whoops. 510 00:32:20,891 --> 00:32:23,799 Still, a good ol' train crash would rid the world 511 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,169 of a bunch of self-obsessed, privileged assholes. 512 00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:29,641 That's fucked up, man. 513 00:32:38,911 --> 00:32:40,585 I think it's time for VIPs. 514 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:43,578 Ooh, to P in V? 515 00:32:43,579 --> 00:32:45,463 Mm-hmm, let's go! 516 00:32:57,377 --> 00:33:00,864 Me and you, superglue! 517 00:33:01,473 --> 00:33:03,766 This is my song! 518 00:33:10,751 --> 00:33:12,669 So, who you liking? 519 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:16,102 All I can think about is our boyfriends dogging those young pledges. 520 00:33:16,103 --> 00:33:17,935 And what is stopping you from doing the same? 521 00:33:17,936 --> 00:33:20,356 The monogamy myth is a trap. 522 00:33:20,357 --> 00:33:22,776 Being poly is so freeing. 523 00:33:22,777 --> 00:33:24,199 I don't think I can do it. 524 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,624 You won't know till you try. 525 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,507 Ooh, we gotta get some selfies. 526 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:31,034 Oh, yeah! OK. 527 00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:35,730 Cute. 528 00:33:35,731 --> 00:33:40,735 OK, um, this poly dropped a molly. 529 00:33:42,261 --> 00:33:47,499 So, I'm going to try riding that cowboy's bull. 530 00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:26,414 Oh. 531 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,302 Oh no! 532 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,028 That still locked? 533 00:34:57,029 --> 00:34:58,832 You seen anyone go in there? 534 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:02,296 Oh, it's no biggie. I'll use the other one. 535 00:35:05,888 --> 00:35:08,567 Hello? Is there anyone in there? 536 00:35:10,993 --> 00:35:15,098 It's the porter. I'm gonna need to come in. 537 00:35:16,298 --> 00:35:18,204 OK, I'm coming in. 538 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,948 This better not be weird. 539 00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:32,056 OK, very funny. You know what's gonna be real funny, though? 540 00:35:32,057 --> 00:35:34,290 When your frat gets the cleaning bill. 541 00:35:36,783 --> 00:35:38,414 OK, joke's over! 542 00:35:38,415 --> 00:35:39,730 Get up! 543 00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:44,089 Hello? 544 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,011 Oh my God! 545 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,845 Oh my God, I love this song! 546 00:36:10,846 --> 00:36:13,272 - Hey! - Hey! 547 00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:15,322 Great party, right? 548 00:36:15,323 --> 00:36:17,159 It is! 549 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,114 You being here tonight, it means a lot. 550 00:36:20,115 --> 00:36:21,696 Me? Why me? 551 00:36:21,697 --> 00:36:24,184 You're an ally. You care. 552 00:36:24,185 --> 00:36:26,916 Oh God. I'm not perfect, trust me. 553 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:29,512 I think you're more than perfect. 554 00:36:29,797 --> 00:36:34,375 And I think you're really sweet and maybe had a little bit too much to drink. 555 00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:37,205 Maybe. Maybe. 556 00:36:37,206 --> 00:36:40,847 No more flirting for me. I promise. 557 00:36:52,391 --> 00:36:55,933 Jackson, baby! 558 00:36:56,806 --> 00:37:02,807 I think you and me should step into this sleeper bunk 559 00:37:02,808 --> 00:37:05,913 and get you all warm-blooded. 560 00:37:05,914 --> 00:37:09,170 And before you say anything, let me tell you 561 00:37:09,171 --> 00:37:12,904 Merry is off in another car getting frisky with Doc. 562 00:37:12,905 --> 00:37:17,867 So, give in to your lizard brain. 563 00:37:23,725 --> 00:37:27,293 Oh! Oh! 564 00:37:40,087 --> 00:37:42,645 What are you hiding under here? 565 00:37:42,646 --> 00:37:46,428 A turtle? Or a python? 566 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,100 Oh. 567 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:57,241 Ah! 568 00:37:58,293 --> 00:38:03,599 Whoa! Oh, OK. 569 00:38:06,638 --> 00:38:09,017 A lizard with a knife? 570 00:38:09,018 --> 00:38:11,283 Ooh, kinky boy! 571 00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:13,576 (GASPING, SCREAMING) 572 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:44,075 Hey! 573 00:38:45,607 --> 00:38:48,218 I think I owe you an apology. 574 00:38:50,645 --> 00:38:52,778 Let's go somewhere I can actually hear you. 575 00:39:01,456 --> 00:39:03,417 I'm all ears. 576 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:08,133 I think sometimes, all the, uh, 577 00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:11,557 bad that I see in the world... 578 00:39:11,593 --> 00:39:14,490 stops me from seeing the good. 579 00:39:17,506 --> 00:39:19,648 I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 580 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,592 Sometimes, when I'm performing, I become this other person. 581 00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:26,367 You know, the showman comes out, and I... I get a little too cocky. 582 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:28,229 Hey, it's OK. 583 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,419 Apology accepted. 584 00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:37,453 You'd think being a magician that, uh, I'd be better not to judge appearances. 585 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:40,415 Well, I know it doesn't look like it, 586 00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:44,995 but there are actually some great people here if you dig a little deeper. 587 00:39:51,573 --> 00:39:53,346 I'm sorry. 588 00:40:02,361 --> 00:40:04,756 Carne, thank God you're here! 589 00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:07,511 If one of those frat boys did something to you, 590 00:40:07,512 --> 00:40:09,680 I swear to God I will throw them off this train, 591 00:40:09,681 --> 00:40:11,329 and I won't even stop the train! 592 00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,587 There's a body in one of the sleeper bathrooms. 593 00:40:13,588 --> 00:40:16,401 There was blood everywhere. It was awful! 594 00:40:16,402 --> 00:40:18,332 Someone has been killed! 595 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,258 They're just playing with you, honey. 596 00:40:21,259 --> 00:40:24,107 No, it was real! Look, I have his blood on me! 597 00:40:24,108 --> 00:40:25,573 That's fake. 598 00:40:25,574 --> 00:40:27,495 Look, they've been horsing around all night. 599 00:40:27,496 --> 00:40:29,113 Here, you sit down. 600 00:40:29,114 --> 00:40:33,048 Take a little rest for yourself. And I promise you, when you go back and check, 601 00:40:33,049 --> 00:40:36,967 you'll see that it's all just a big, stupid prank. 602 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:42,468 OK, I'm just gonna get some wipes and get you cleaned up. 603 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,347 Rye and ginger, you idiots! 604 00:40:45,348 --> 00:40:47,615 Now get out of here, or I'll give you another paddling, 605 00:40:47,616 --> 00:40:50,179 you useless moron. 606 00:40:50,427 --> 00:40:52,254 But I thought hazing was outlawed? 607 00:40:52,255 --> 00:40:54,203 Oh, looks like Doc's been a bad boy. 608 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,181 Maybe he needs a little taste of his own medicine? 609 00:40:58,682 --> 00:41:01,271 OK. God, this thing is vicious! 610 00:41:01,272 --> 00:41:03,011 I mean, it's actually cracked. 611 00:41:03,012 --> 00:41:05,410 What are those names on it? 612 00:41:05,485 --> 00:41:09,109 Back when frats were actually fun, not uptight snowflake fests, 613 00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:11,538 we'd immortalize the worst pledge of the year on it. 614 00:41:11,539 --> 00:41:14,367 After giving him the mother of all paddlings. 615 00:41:14,368 --> 00:41:17,831 We wouldn't stop until he'd bleed, OK? 616 00:41:18,147 --> 00:41:20,678 Kirk Allen, 2003. 617 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,196 Peter Adams, 2014. 618 00:41:24,197 --> 00:41:26,042 People still talk about that guy. 619 00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:30,345 Kenny Couillard, 2019. Who's that? 620 00:41:33,109 --> 00:41:36,101 What? He didn't pass initiation. He cracked up. 621 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,713 Yeah, he ended up in a mental hospital. 622 00:41:37,714 --> 00:41:40,095 Yeah, ancient history, guys. 623 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:45,270 We're here to get drunk, get high and... 624 00:41:46,154 --> 00:41:48,237 OK? 625 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:50,569 Now... 626 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:54,399 Merry and me are gonna go try out those bunks. 627 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,039 And you two can do whatever you want with that paddle. 628 00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:01,260 - Enjoy! - Thanks, guys! 629 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,579 (LOCK CLICKING) 630 00:42:11,424 --> 00:42:16,169 You see? That's the problem with trains like these. 631 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:21,467 It is just so hard to get some alone time. 632 00:42:23,825 --> 00:42:25,149 Excuse me. 633 00:42:39,007 --> 00:42:41,033 I am such an idiot. 634 00:42:49,851 --> 00:42:51,587 I could use one of those. 635 00:42:51,811 --> 00:42:53,253 Drinking on the job? 636 00:42:53,254 --> 00:42:58,382 Some joker put a dead body in the bathroom, and I fell for it. 637 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:04,732 Like, if we had reception, I would have called the cops or an ambulance. 638 00:43:04,733 --> 00:43:06,800 Jesus, he'll never learn. 639 00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:08,693 Who? 640 00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:11,903 Doc, our resident asshole. 641 00:43:12,717 --> 00:43:16,818 It's fine. It's a Halloween party. 642 00:43:16,819 --> 00:43:17,721 I should have known better. 643 00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:19,868 No, no, you thought you saw a dead body. 644 00:43:19,869 --> 00:43:21,990 That would mess anyone up. 645 00:43:21,991 --> 00:43:27,092 But of course, they don't think about that, because they have no feelings. 646 00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:30,539 Hey! 647 00:43:31,059 --> 00:43:33,465 How many more people need to be traumatized? 648 00:43:33,466 --> 00:43:35,968 - What? - Your gags are cruel and shitty. 649 00:43:35,969 --> 00:43:39,144 But targeting innocent people is crossing the line. 650 00:43:39,145 --> 00:43:40,966 I have no idea what you're talking about. 651 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:44,116 The fake dead body she found in the bathroom while doing her job? 652 00:43:44,117 --> 00:43:46,989 Sounds hilarious, but it's not my work. 653 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:49,034 Of course it's you. This has you written all over it. 654 00:43:49,035 --> 00:43:51,213 Loving everyone squirming and hurt while you're in control! 655 00:43:51,214 --> 00:43:55,043 Hey, I didn't fucking do it, OK? 656 00:43:55,044 --> 00:43:56,596 I didn't realize how scared you were. 657 00:43:56,597 --> 00:43:58,622 Scared of what? Scared of you? 658 00:43:58,623 --> 00:44:01,641 Your ways of doing things are done, Doc! 659 00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:03,388 And... and here we go again. 660 00:44:03,389 --> 00:44:04,361 You know, if I said half the shit 661 00:44:04,362 --> 00:44:06,879 that you say about me about women, I'd be cancelled. 662 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,513 My balls would be strung up in town square. 663 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,570 But you get to spout off whatever garbage you want. 664 00:44:11,571 --> 00:44:13,994 It's not just me. Look around! 665 00:44:13,995 --> 00:44:16,250 Everyone is tired of your shit! 666 00:44:16,251 --> 00:44:19,517 They tolerate you, but nobody actually likes you! 667 00:44:19,518 --> 00:44:21,661 Well, you should worry a little less about me. 668 00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:24,208 Maybe, just maybe, worry a little more about Mo, 669 00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:27,480 'cause if anybody is tolerating anybody, it's him! 670 00:44:27,481 --> 00:44:29,421 Oh, you don't know the first thing about us. 671 00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:33,027 I know that the poor guy's hiding in a VIP room drinking himself half-blind 672 00:44:33,028 --> 00:44:36,592 wondering if he needs an escape plan from your relationship. 673 00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:39,413 If he is, it's because of you. 674 00:44:39,861 --> 00:44:41,582 Hey, Alana! 675 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,497 What? 676 00:44:43,498 --> 00:44:45,506 The future is female. 677 00:44:45,507 --> 00:44:47,672 Fuck you! 678 00:44:48,010 --> 00:44:51,785 Mo's in the VIP room with Pet. And she's got the major hots for him. 679 00:44:51,786 --> 00:44:53,704 Oh, I know. 680 00:45:08,782 --> 00:45:10,879 Mmm... 681 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:14,900 Pet... 682 00:45:18,522 --> 00:45:21,423 I can tell you want to. 683 00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:27,187 Fine. Mm-mmm. 684 00:45:27,222 --> 00:45:28,560 (KNOCKING) 685 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,465 Mo? 686 00:45:31,964 --> 00:45:34,087 Mo? 687 00:45:35,706 --> 00:45:37,885 Shit. 688 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,466 - Mo? - Shit. 689 00:45:41,811 --> 00:45:44,330 What happens in the VIP... 690 00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,751 - (KNOCKING) - stays in the VIP. 691 00:45:52,615 --> 00:45:55,579 Mmm. No, no! 692 00:45:55,614 --> 00:45:59,124 Pet, Jesus, I don't want my life to implode! 693 00:46:09,105 --> 00:46:10,003 Jackson! 694 00:46:10,038 --> 00:46:11,812 Where's Mo? Have you seen him? 695 00:46:12,744 --> 00:46:14,330 OK, if this is some bro-code bullshit, 696 00:46:14,365 --> 00:46:16,010 I will fuck you up, don't think I won't! 697 00:46:16,045 --> 00:46:18,262 Alana? 698 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:20,186 - There you are. - Hey, sorry! 699 00:46:20,221 --> 00:46:22,768 Lizard guy, get your claws off my girlfriend. 700 00:46:22,803 --> 00:46:24,503 I was getting worried about you. 701 00:46:24,538 --> 00:46:25,400 - Worried? - Mm-hmm. 702 00:46:25,435 --> 00:46:28,923 What could you possibly be worried about? We're on a train. 703 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,756 Who's the idiot that hired this guy again? 704 00:46:39,343 --> 00:46:41,570 Oh, wait, that was you! 705 00:46:41,605 --> 00:46:42,449 Yeah, yeah. 706 00:46:42,484 --> 00:46:44,927 Actually, the sorority just asked for his contact info. 707 00:46:44,962 --> 00:46:47,313 They want to hire him for New Year's. 708 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,554 Oh.. oh my God. 709 00:46:56,589 --> 00:46:57,718 What? What did he do? 710 00:46:57,753 --> 00:46:58,805 My waist, 711 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,338 my entire waist just got, like, 712 00:47:00,373 --> 00:47:02,468 pulled forward uncontrollably. 713 00:47:02,503 --> 00:47:03,866 Magnetism. 714 00:47:03,901 --> 00:47:05,174 Do me! 715 00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:07,871 Do we have to pay this guy extra to fuck our ladies? 716 00:47:07,906 --> 00:47:09,739 'Cause it's about to go down. 717 00:47:10,933 --> 00:47:12,924 If you'll excuse me. 718 00:47:19,977 --> 00:47:22,976 So, what are you so afraid of? 719 00:47:23,011 --> 00:47:24,729 Why would I be afraid? 720 00:47:24,764 --> 00:47:28,113 Because magic is about perception and control: 721 00:47:28,148 --> 00:47:31,373 two things that make a guy like you nervous. 722 00:47:31,408 --> 00:47:33,375 Whoa. 723 00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:35,383 Yeah, watch it, buddy. 724 00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:37,015 Yeah. 725 00:47:45,416 --> 00:47:48,169 Maybe you should be afraid. 726 00:47:54,611 --> 00:47:56,818 This guy is fucking dangerous. 727 00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:59,975 Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. 728 00:48:15,316 --> 00:48:18,447 Mmm. Um. 729 00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:23,025 I'm sorry. 730 00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:25,011 About everything, not just all the bullshit 731 00:48:25,046 --> 00:48:27,891 that happened tonight. Like, really, I mean it. 732 00:48:27,926 --> 00:48:29,940 And I'm not just trying to, you know, 733 00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:32,099 temporarily smooth things over, patch things up. 734 00:48:32,134 --> 00:48:33,963 - It's - I know 735 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:36,254 It's... Mmm... 736 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:36,875 Mmm... 737 00:48:36,910 --> 00:48:39,981 You and I spent 2 months straight together last summer. 738 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:41,737 And you were nothing like this. 739 00:48:41,772 --> 00:48:44,111 I know. I know. I know. 740 00:48:44,146 --> 00:48:48,026 And then back to school, and, boom, instant dickhead. 741 00:48:48,061 --> 00:48:51,040 Right, but only when you're hanging out with Doc. 742 00:48:51,687 --> 00:48:56,083 - Yeah, well, Doc's my best friend. - I mean, is he though? How good of a friend can he be? 743 00:48:56,118 --> 00:48:57,457 I mean, he likes to see me angry, Mo. 744 00:48:57,492 --> 00:48:59,930 Ah, that's just his fucked up sense of humour. 745 00:48:59,965 --> 00:49:03,144 OK, trying to break us up isn't funny to me. 746 00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:05,351 He's only happy if you do exactly what he wants. 747 00:49:05,386 --> 00:49:08,924 - And that's not a friend. - That is just the stupid frat stuff. 748 00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:11,064 It's everything. 749 00:49:11,099 --> 00:49:13,299 Maybe he's in love with you. 750 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:16,229 Yeah. 751 00:49:16,797 --> 00:49:18,103 No, no! 752 00:49:18,138 --> 00:49:22,621 No, no, Doc likes to hook up with other women with Mitchy. 753 00:49:22,656 --> 00:49:24,514 It's, like, their thing. They're all about it, you know? 754 00:49:24,549 --> 00:49:26,671 And he's never asked you to join? 755 00:49:28,014 --> 00:49:32,117 Just make sure that whatever you're doing is for you. 756 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,328 You're right. 757 00:49:36,363 --> 00:49:38,942 Because I love that person. 758 00:49:40,656 --> 00:49:44,196 You know, I was beginning to wonder when I saw you 759 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:48,710 with the cool magician dude. 760 00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:53,147 I hate to admit it, but I do like to be surprised with a little bit of attention. 761 00:49:53,182 --> 00:49:55,105 - Oh. - But no. 762 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:57,689 What I want... 763 00:50:00,752 --> 00:50:06,021 is you. Just you being your own person. 764 00:50:08,614 --> 00:50:13,793 Because that's what I find really, really sexy. 765 00:50:19,777 --> 00:50:22,605 (SCREAMING) 766 00:50:24,219 --> 00:50:26,795 What the fuck was that? 767 00:50:26,830 --> 00:50:29,922 (CHEERING) 768 00:50:29,957 --> 00:50:32,630 What the fuck was that? 769 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:44,090 To be continued. 770 00:50:46,597 --> 00:50:48,858 Goddammit. 771 00:50:48,893 --> 00:50:51,168 This is a party. And last time I checked, 772 00:50:51,203 --> 00:50:54,459 we are not exhibitionists like Doc and Mitchy. 773 00:50:54,494 --> 00:50:57,831 OK? Let's go. 774 00:51:03,589 --> 00:51:05,934 Whoo! 775 00:51:09,222 --> 00:51:11,024 I'm gonna find Mitchy. She won't want to miss this. 776 00:51:11,059 --> 00:51:13,167 OK. 777 00:51:13,202 --> 00:51:16,239 - Thanks, asshole. - Trouble in paradise? 778 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:17,688 You sent Alana to go find me 779 00:51:17,723 --> 00:51:19,190 even though I had Pet practically doing 780 00:51:19,225 --> 00:51:21,708 a topless lap dance on my crotch. 781 00:51:21,743 --> 00:51:25,254 - Why? - Um, it's the love train, bro. 782 00:51:25,289 --> 00:51:28,018 Look, I thought you guys were here for the same reasons the rest of us are. 783 00:51:28,053 --> 00:51:29,040 That's bullshit. 784 00:51:29,075 --> 00:51:30,768 You're trying to fuck with my relationship. 785 00:51:30,803 --> 00:51:34,596 Look, you keep interfering with my personal life, 786 00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:37,643 you're gonna lose the last real friendship you have around here. 787 00:51:42,697 --> 00:51:45,231 Mitchy? 788 00:51:45,266 --> 00:51:48,808 Ugh! I swear, if you have passed out again... 789 00:51:50,689 --> 00:51:53,441 Oh... Sorry! 790 00:51:56,115 --> 00:51:57,717 You haven't seen my friend, have you? 791 00:51:57,752 --> 00:51:59,373 - Sexy witch? - Hard to miss her. 792 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:00,495 Ha! No. 793 00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:01,964 She crashes when she's high. 794 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:04,795 Me too. Might as well be dead. 795 00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:06,926 Ugh! Mitchy! 796 00:52:06,961 --> 00:52:09,626 I can't believe you'd take part in something like this. 797 00:52:11,494 --> 00:52:13,361 Mitchy? 798 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:15,809 Girl, really? Ugh! 799 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:17,954 Really? Ugh! 800 00:52:17,989 --> 00:52:21,700 Mitchy! Mitchy! 801 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,252 Mitchy? 802 00:52:26,287 --> 00:52:28,774 Mitchy? Oh God. 803 00:52:28,809 --> 00:52:31,195 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 804 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:33,328 Mitchy? Mitchy? 805 00:52:33,363 --> 00:52:36,434 No, no, no, no! 806 00:52:37,572 --> 00:52:39,594 No, Mitchy! Mitchy, please! 807 00:52:39,629 --> 00:52:42,721 Oh my God! No! 808 00:52:49,722 --> 00:52:54,443 Now, who's hungry for the dark stuff? 809 00:52:54,478 --> 00:52:56,764 (CHEERING) 810 00:53:00,705 --> 00:53:02,756 Are we having fun yet? 811 00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:05,229 Yeah! 812 00:53:09,431 --> 00:53:13,249 Well, come close. Because you're gonna want to feel this one 813 00:53:13,284 --> 00:53:16,139 before we take a little break. 814 00:53:18,774 --> 00:53:23,498 Don't be shy to get your hands on me. 815 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:26,801 Now, tell me... 816 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,362 where am I now? 817 00:53:33,582 --> 00:53:34,374 What? 818 00:53:34,409 --> 00:53:36,926 I hope he's disappeared for good. 819 00:53:37,795 --> 00:53:40,891 Hey, Mo, you still butthurt? 820 00:53:42,242 --> 00:53:44,020 Oh my God! Mo! Mo! 821 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:47,316 - I think Mo's been stabbed! - (CHEERING) 822 00:53:51,754 --> 00:53:54,694 Help! Hey! Mo, Mo, Mo, sit down! 823 00:53:54,729 --> 00:53:57,223 - Stay with me! - Nice try, guys. 824 00:53:57,258 --> 00:54:00,561 Someone help! Oh God. Oh God. 825 00:54:00,596 --> 00:54:02,571 Help! Come on, stay with me! 826 00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:04,206 Stay with me! Someone! 827 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:08,255 Come on, Mo, come on, no! This is real! Hey! 828 00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:11,340 These party trains do a circuit of a barely-used set of tracks, 829 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:14,359 - meaning we can't call the police. - That's impossible. 830 00:54:14,394 --> 00:54:15,822 You can get cell service anywhere. 831 00:54:15,857 --> 00:54:18,672 Not this far north. It's all wilderness up here. 832 00:54:18,707 --> 00:54:20,863 We won't get reception for, like, an hour. 833 00:54:20,898 --> 00:54:22,581 Come on. 834 00:54:23,044 --> 00:54:25,635 Someone help! 835 00:54:25,670 --> 00:54:27,399 - What happened? - Oh my God! 836 00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:29,131 - I don't know. - No, no, no. 837 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,695 No, no. Mo, you're with me. 838 00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:31,665 You're OK. You're OK. 839 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:37,538 You're with me. Mo, look at me. Stay with me. Mo! Mo, please, please. 840 00:54:37,573 --> 00:54:39,562 Mo! Mo! No, no, no! Baby, please. 841 00:54:39,597 --> 00:54:41,908 Mo! Mo! Mo! Who did this? 842 00:54:41,943 --> 00:54:44,993 I didn't see anything! One moment he's fine, the next... 843 00:54:45,028 --> 00:54:47,348 - I'm gonna call Carne. - I think he struck an artery! 844 00:54:47,383 --> 00:54:48,358 - Oh, Mo, Mo! - What can we do? 845 00:54:48,393 --> 00:54:51,538 - Fuck! What can we do? - Mo, stay with me. Please, Mo. 846 00:54:51,573 --> 00:54:53,374 Your friend needs medical help. 847 00:54:53,409 --> 00:54:57,702 Carne, crank this train as fast as you can! 848 00:54:59,236 --> 00:55:03,503 Mo, Mo! Stay with me, baby! Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo! 849 00:55:03,538 --> 00:55:06,000 Mo, stay.. Mo! 850 00:55:06,035 --> 00:55:07,914 Mo! 851 00:55:10,651 --> 00:55:14,057 Who the fuck is doing this to us? 852 00:55:33,176 --> 00:55:35,251 Mitchy, we need to find her. 853 00:55:35,286 --> 00:55:36,410 - Come on. - No, Doc. 854 00:55:36,445 --> 00:55:37,786 - We need to find Mitchy. - Doc... 855 00:55:37,821 --> 00:55:40,547 - She's in danger too. - She's dead. 856 00:55:40,582 --> 00:55:41,821 Don't fuck with me, OK? 857 00:55:41,856 --> 00:55:44,634 I wouldn't. She's... She's... 858 00:55:44,669 --> 00:55:48,681 No, no, no, no! Fuck! 859 00:55:51,255 --> 00:55:52,705 We're next. 860 00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:56,968 We're fucking next. It's you and me. 861 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,108 Dude, what the hell are you doing? 862 00:56:07,143 --> 00:56:08,040 People went flying! 863 00:56:08,075 --> 00:56:11,390 - Shut the fuck up! - I am done with your bullshit. 864 00:56:11,425 --> 00:56:13,361 I won that election fair and square. 865 00:56:13,396 --> 00:56:15,797 - No... - No, let me finish. 866 00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:18,499 You don't like me or how I'm trying to change this frat. 867 00:56:18,534 --> 00:56:20,067 A fraternity you almost destroy.. 868 00:56:20,102 --> 00:56:22,599 - (GRUNTING) - Oh my God! 869 00:56:23,086 --> 00:56:24,631 Open your eyes, bro. 870 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:26,891 No, no, this is a prank. 871 00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:30,267 - You've gone too far this time. - It's not a prank. 872 00:56:30,302 --> 00:56:32,669 This is really happening to us. 873 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,141 (CHATTERING) 874 00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:46,155 OK, we're gonna do a headcount. 875 00:56:46,190 --> 00:56:49,253 And then we'll get on the go in ten. 876 00:56:49,288 --> 00:56:51,781 I told Jim to keep the, uh, engine-room door locked 877 00:56:51,816 --> 00:56:54,067 until we pull into the station. 878 00:56:54,102 --> 00:56:57,251 OK, everyone. Everyone, please listen up. 879 00:56:57,286 --> 00:56:59,894 Everyone, please, I need your attention. 880 00:56:59,929 --> 00:57:01,926 Listen, everyone? 881 00:57:01,961 --> 00:57:04,258 Shut the hell up! 882 00:57:05,829 --> 00:57:08,793 OK, I get it. You're scared. 883 00:57:08,828 --> 00:57:12,211 So am I! But there's safety in numbers. 884 00:57:12,246 --> 00:57:15,549 - Tell Mo that. - While we're still all in here, 885 00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:19,904 we're safe as long as we stick together. 886 00:57:19,939 --> 00:57:23,483 The train's going to be starting again in a few minutes. 887 00:57:23,518 --> 00:57:24,775 But before then, 888 00:57:24,810 --> 00:57:28,344 my crew and I are gonna sweep through all the cars, 889 00:57:28,379 --> 00:57:31,770 right from the engine room to the last car, 890 00:57:31,805 --> 00:57:33,499 make sure there's nobody hiding out 891 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:36,632 and that we're all accounted for, OK? 892 00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:40,306 But first, anyone who's wearing a mask, 893 00:57:40,341 --> 00:57:43,089 would you please remove it? 894 00:57:43,869 --> 00:57:46,115 OK, take a look around. 895 00:57:46,150 --> 00:57:49,488 Now, is there anybody you don't recognize? 896 00:57:49,523 --> 00:57:51,411 - No. - Uh... 897 00:57:51,446 --> 00:57:52,943 - No? - No. 898 00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:55,236 I don't see Jackson and I don't see Ed. 899 00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:56,618 Wait, is... 900 00:57:56,653 --> 00:57:59,429 OK, but we're still gonna have to get a headcount 901 00:57:59,464 --> 00:58:01,580 just to find out if there's anybody missing. 902 00:58:01,615 --> 00:58:02,929 Missing? 903 00:58:04,099 --> 00:58:06,665 Do you mean more people have been murdered? 904 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:07,877 Not just Mo and Mitchy? 905 00:58:07,912 --> 00:58:10,130 - Wait, what? - No. No, no, no! 906 00:58:10,165 --> 00:58:12,497 I mean your friends could be out there drunk. 907 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,071 Or.. or afraid 908 00:58:14,106 --> 00:58:18,061 or doing whatever their libido is telling them to do right now. 909 00:58:18,096 --> 00:58:21,631 In the meantime, we need to get an accurate headcount. 910 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,609 So, please, stay seated or standing as you are 911 00:58:25,644 --> 00:58:29,471 so that my colleague here can get an accurate count, OK? 912 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,454 All right, thank you. 913 00:58:30,489 --> 00:58:33,232 We're being targeted for what we did that night. 914 00:58:33,267 --> 00:58:36,942 - It was a goddamn prank. - That drove Kenny insane. 915 00:58:36,977 --> 00:58:39,221 And now, we're paying the price. 916 00:58:39,679 --> 00:58:41,182 We're not staying here. OK? 917 00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:44,951 It wasn't safe for Mo, it's not gonna be safe for us. 918 00:58:44,986 --> 00:58:47,589 - Let's go. - Let go of me. 919 00:58:56,008 --> 00:58:58,415 Gotta keep an eye on those doors. 920 00:58:58,450 --> 00:58:59,973 No one comes in. 921 00:59:00,008 --> 00:59:01,740 We sure as hell don't go out. 922 00:59:03,112 --> 00:59:06,063 The train makes it back to the station, and we're safe, OK? 923 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:09,585 This is how we stay alive. 924 00:59:10,368 --> 00:59:12,341 OK? 925 00:59:42,872 --> 00:59:45,772 Jesus Christ! 926 00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:48,029 Assholes. 927 00:59:48,064 --> 00:59:50,983 Nobody knows that we were behind that prank. 928 00:59:51,018 --> 00:59:51,883 I think you're mixing up, 929 00:59:51,918 --> 00:59:53,750 "We didn't tell anyone we did it," 930 00:59:53,785 --> 00:59:57,548 with, "A lot of people have a pretty good idea it was us". 931 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,505 OK, fine. 932 00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:02,515 Say it was one of those losers out there. 933 01:00:02,550 --> 01:00:05,726 Who? And why? And why now? 934 01:00:05,761 --> 01:00:08,073 'Cause Kenny was 3 years ago. 935 01:00:09,077 --> 01:00:11,652 They were waiting... 936 01:00:11,687 --> 01:00:13,814 to get us all together. 937 01:00:14,525 --> 01:00:18,036 Somewhere we wouldn't be able to run for any help. 938 01:00:26,181 --> 01:00:28,257 Our new president? 939 01:00:29,179 --> 01:00:31,022 I mean, I can understand him wanting to kill you. 940 01:00:31,057 --> 01:00:33,051 But the rest of us? 941 01:00:33,414 --> 01:00:35,674 What if it was Ed? 942 01:00:35,709 --> 01:00:38,275 Last time I saw him was at the train station. 943 01:00:39,653 --> 01:00:42,469 Maybe he never made it on the train. 944 01:00:42,504 --> 01:00:44,822 But his costume did. 945 01:00:45,512 --> 01:00:47,665 Fuck. 946 01:00:54,990 --> 01:00:57,154 The magician. 947 01:00:57,189 --> 01:00:58,909 Yeah, boring us to death wasn't enough. 948 01:00:58,944 --> 01:01:02,264 He's a weird guy, gave off a strange vibe the moment I met him. 949 01:01:02,299 --> 01:01:05,047 He waved knives in front of my face. 950 01:01:05,082 --> 01:01:07,694 Kenny, wasn't Kenny into magic or something? 951 01:01:07,729 --> 01:01:11,527 What? This is some weird revenge magic pact? 952 01:01:11,562 --> 01:01:13,178 Well, what else do we have? 953 01:01:13,213 --> 01:01:14,999 This guy, he caught me alone. 954 01:01:15,034 --> 01:01:17,402 He said horrible things about you and Mo and the frat 955 01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:19,219 and how he wished that this train would crash 956 01:01:19,254 --> 01:01:21,300 and kill everyone on board. 957 01:01:25,363 --> 01:01:27,606 Seriously? 958 01:01:27,641 --> 01:01:29,624 Oh my God. 959 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:32,481 Fuck. 960 01:01:34,451 --> 01:01:36,519 It's him. 961 01:01:36,854 --> 01:01:39,945 It's him. It's him. 962 01:01:40,505 --> 01:01:42,628 I knew he was a creep. 963 01:01:42,663 --> 01:01:45,380 This may be the first time you and I have ever agreed on anything. 964 01:01:45,415 --> 01:01:46,562 We have to tell the others. 965 01:01:46,597 --> 01:01:48,923 No, we need to sit tight 966 01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:50,868 until we make it back to the real world. 967 01:01:50,903 --> 01:01:52,306 What if there are other people out there 968 01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:53,775 that he intends to kill, 969 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:56,605 we knew and we did nothing about it? 970 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,320 Sucks to be them, I guess. 971 01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,871 But I'm not opening that door 972 01:02:01,906 --> 01:02:03,891 until we make it back to the station 973 01:02:03,926 --> 01:02:06,122 and the entire police department shows up. 974 01:02:06,157 --> 01:02:09,350 Don't worry. I wouldn't ask you to. 975 01:02:30,903 --> 01:02:33,954 I come in peace! I promise! It's OK! 976 01:02:33,989 --> 01:02:37,254 - Sorry. - No, don't apologize. It's... 977 01:02:37,289 --> 01:02:38,293 Wait, what are you doing here? 978 01:02:38,328 --> 01:02:40,103 You should be in the bar with everyone. 979 01:02:40,138 --> 01:02:41,994 - Carne said.. - Doc didn't think it was safe. 980 01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:45,291 So we barricaded ourselves in that stupid VIP room. 981 01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:47,641 - It gave us time to think. - And? 982 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:50,735 What if the magician is behind all this? 983 01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:52,483 He's the only outside guest here. 984 01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:55,079 His whole job is to be in two places at once. 985 01:02:55,114 --> 01:02:56,188 That doesn't make him a killer. 986 01:02:56,223 --> 01:02:59,010 I know. But let's just find him and get proof. 987 01:02:59,045 --> 01:03:02,677 Or prove it's not him. At least it's something to start with. 988 01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:06,152 OK. 989 01:03:06,542 --> 01:03:09,965 Let's go get Carne and talk to the magician together. 990 01:03:43,589 --> 01:03:45,713 Hi, Kenny. 991 01:03:48,989 --> 01:03:52,336 I've been waiting for you. 992 01:03:54,476 --> 01:03:57,292 Kiss me, Kenny. 993 01:03:57,327 --> 01:03:59,432 Kiss me. 994 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:18,566 (SCREAMING) 995 01:04:18,601 --> 01:04:20,787 It's a dead body! 996 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:32,230 - Hi, Kenny. - Whoa! 997 01:04:33,894 --> 01:04:35,502 - I'm sorry! - I've been waiting for you. 998 01:04:35,537 --> 01:04:38,413 OK? I know I'm an asshole! 999 01:04:38,448 --> 01:04:40,222 Fuck! 1000 01:04:40,257 --> 01:04:43,118 Kiss me, Kenny. 1001 01:04:43,153 --> 01:04:45,594 Kiss me. 1002 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,286 (SCREAMING) 1003 01:05:20,970 --> 01:05:22,948 I'm the president of this fraternity. 1004 01:05:22,983 --> 01:05:24,022 This is my event. 1005 01:05:24,057 --> 01:05:27,208 I should be out there with them representing us. 1006 01:05:27,243 --> 01:05:28,307 I mean, you can go. 1007 01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:30,324 It's not like they locked us in here. 1008 01:05:30,359 --> 01:05:31,955 Well, maybe I will. 1009 01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:35,627 I mean, we deserve to know what's going on, right? 1010 01:05:37,013 --> 01:05:38,641 They let you go out there with them? 1011 01:05:38,676 --> 01:05:41,031 What? Uh, no, Jesus... 1012 01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:45,522 We're, um, gonna go backstage to find the magician. 1013 01:05:45,557 --> 01:05:47,692 Find anything? 1014 01:05:48,693 --> 01:05:50,009 What? 1015 01:05:50,044 --> 01:05:51,740 What'd you find? 1016 01:05:51,775 --> 01:05:53,536 Well, Alana.. 1017 01:05:53,571 --> 01:05:56,197 Alana has a theory that the magician they hired 1018 01:05:56,232 --> 01:05:58,245 is the one behind all this. 1019 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,112 Well, why would he want to kill your friends? 1020 01:06:02,403 --> 01:06:04,806 I don't know. It.. it.. it might not be him. 1021 01:06:04,841 --> 01:06:06,947 But he's been really strange and... 1022 01:06:06,982 --> 01:06:09,995 - Did you check backstage? - We were waiting for you. 1023 01:06:10,030 --> 01:06:12,407 Good call. Come on. 1024 01:06:12,442 --> 01:06:14,688 Excuse us. 1025 01:06:17,033 --> 01:06:19,028 This is bullshit. 1026 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:26,856 Where the hell is he? 1027 01:06:26,891 --> 01:06:30,162 I mean if he didn't jump, he's on this train somewhere. 1028 01:06:30,197 --> 01:06:31,780 And if he did jump? 1029 01:06:31,815 --> 01:06:33,714 We're in the middle of nowhere. 1030 01:06:33,749 --> 01:06:35,408 Carne? 1031 01:06:35,443 --> 01:06:37,531 - Oh God. - Oh my God. That's Jackson's. 1032 01:06:37,566 --> 01:06:39,406 Oh. 1033 01:06:39,441 --> 01:06:42,145 The killer must have been wearing it when he... 1034 01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:43,726 Yeah... 1035 01:06:43,761 --> 01:06:46,154 He could still be here wearing anything, 1036 01:06:46,189 --> 01:06:47,897 pretending to be anybody. 1037 01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:50,662 If these killings are targeted, 1038 01:06:50,697 --> 01:06:53,417 then Alana and her friends, 1039 01:06:53,452 --> 01:06:57,053 - they're in grave danger. - The VIP room! 1040 01:06:57,088 --> 01:06:57,986 It's only got 2 doors. 1041 01:06:58,021 --> 01:07:00,163 We could station someone at either end. 1042 01:07:00,198 --> 01:07:02,840 - Keep you safe. - Get her down there. 1043 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,273 I'll get to the locomotive car. 1044 01:07:05,308 --> 01:07:07,588 And we'll get this train back into civilization 1045 01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:11,055 - as fast as we can! - Come on. 1046 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,261 Let him know we're here. 1047 01:07:32,296 --> 01:07:35,066 He said he wouldn't let me back in. 1048 01:07:44,256 --> 01:07:47,590 Doc? It's Alana. Open the door. 1049 01:07:51,631 --> 01:07:55,285 Please, Doc. It's dangerous here! Open the door! 1050 01:07:56,352 --> 01:08:00,170 - Open the goddamn door! - OK, just one sec. 1051 01:08:09,655 --> 01:08:11,813 Oh my... 1052 01:08:32,788 --> 01:08:35,343 (SCREAMING) 1053 01:08:58,318 --> 01:09:00,645 Carne will find him. 1054 01:09:01,036 --> 01:09:04,420 There are only so many places he can hide. 1055 01:09:14,217 --> 01:09:16,671 I'm gonna be right outside, OK? 1056 01:09:17,759 --> 01:09:20,453 Call me if you need anything. 1057 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:04,348 Oh... 1058 01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,844 (HUMMING) 1059 01:10:25,882 --> 01:10:27,845 Who's there? 1060 01:10:28,764 --> 01:10:30,842 Carne? 1061 01:11:15,397 --> 01:11:17,633 (SCREAMING) 1062 01:12:15,628 --> 01:12:19,750 Help! Somebody help me, please! Please! 1063 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,425 (SCREAMING) 1064 01:12:28,504 --> 01:12:32,249 No! No, no, no. 1065 01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:38,693 No! 1066 01:13:17,049 --> 01:13:20,758 No, no, no! Leave me alone! 1067 01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,801 (SCREAMING) 1068 01:13:34,069 --> 01:13:38,297 No, no, no, no, no, no! Please, please! 1069 01:13:42,624 --> 01:13:45,611 No! No, no, no! 1070 01:14:04,955 --> 01:14:07,855 No, no! 1071 01:14:07,890 --> 01:14:10,652 No, no, no! 1072 01:14:11,999 --> 01:14:15,272 No, no, no... 1073 01:14:38,901 --> 01:14:41,672 Hello, Alana. 1074 01:14:44,433 --> 01:14:47,232 Do you remember me? 1075 01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:54,487 Happy Halloween. 1076 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:59,659 It's my favorite holiday. 1077 01:15:01,257 --> 01:15:03,847 'Cause you can be... 1078 01:15:03,882 --> 01:15:06,305 anyone you want to be. 1079 01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:10,167 - Kenny... - You do remember me. 1080 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,236 I was special. 1081 01:15:20,267 --> 01:15:22,772 What happened? 1082 01:15:24,342 --> 01:15:26,742 You're, uh... 1083 01:15:28,061 --> 01:15:30,343 you're bleeding. 1084 01:15:30,378 --> 01:15:32,172 Can I just go and wash it off? 1085 01:15:32,207 --> 01:15:34,405 - You know, clean the wound? - Yeah... 1086 01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:40,160 I think you'll be OK. 1087 01:15:43,191 --> 01:15:44,984 Hmm... 1088 01:15:45,019 --> 01:15:48,112 It's been what? It's been, uh... 1089 01:15:48,147 --> 01:15:50,411 three years? 1090 01:15:51,027 --> 01:15:54,725 Three years and a bit since that party where you, um... 1091 01:15:57,075 --> 01:16:00,485 where you promised to kiss me. 1092 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,996 I'm so sorry. 1093 01:16:10,277 --> 01:16:12,799 I've missed you. 1094 01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:19,708 I've missed all of you. 1095 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:26,024 Living life like nothing ever happened. 1096 01:16:26,986 --> 01:16:29,419 We did something terrible to you that night. 1097 01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:32,150 I did something terrible that... I'm so sorry! 1098 01:16:32,185 --> 01:16:33,589 I'm sorry, Kenny! 1099 01:16:33,624 --> 01:16:36,135 It wasn't very nice of you, was it? 1100 01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:39,677 No, I know and.. and I've regretted it ever since. 1101 01:16:40,569 --> 01:16:43,436 - Have you, though? - Yeah, I p-promise. 1102 01:16:43,471 --> 01:16:47,194 Then why are you still friends with all of those horrible people? 1103 01:16:47,976 --> 01:16:51,513 - Please don't hurt me. - Oh, no. I'd... 1104 01:16:52,092 --> 01:16:55,939 I would never hurt.. hurt a lovely girl like you. 1105 01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:00,548 No, all I've ever wanted was my kiss. 1106 01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:07,149 Give me that kiss, Alana. 1107 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,542 Kiss me. 1108 01:17:17,071 --> 01:17:19,284 (SCREAMING) 1109 01:17:21,725 --> 01:17:23,083 Why did you do that? 1110 01:17:23,118 --> 01:17:25,587 Because you killed them, you massacred them! 1111 01:17:25,622 --> 01:17:26,774 You haven't changed a bit. 1112 01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:29,465 You're just like your terrible friends! 1113 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:31,085 Anything... 1114 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,381 - You don't deserve anything! - (GUNSHOT) 1115 01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:36,124 (SCREAMING) 1116 01:18:31,516 --> 01:18:34,811 - This is all my fault. - Don't say that. 1117 01:18:34,846 --> 01:18:36,428 It is. 1118 01:18:36,463 --> 01:18:40,417 I... We... The others... 1119 01:18:40,452 --> 01:18:43,469 Kenny just wanted to be accepted. 1120 01:18:43,504 --> 01:18:45,878 And we drove him to this. 1121 01:18:45,913 --> 01:18:47,997 We pushed him over the edge. 1122 01:18:48,032 --> 01:18:52,109 - That's no excuse. - That's the excuse. 1123 01:18:52,597 --> 01:18:54,024 If we hadn't done that, 1124 01:18:54,059 --> 01:18:58,359 if we just treated him like a human being... 1125 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:02,566 then they'd still be alive right now. 1126 01:19:02,601 --> 01:19:07,561 All of them, including Kenny. 1127 01:19:11,367 --> 01:19:13,567 Let's get you cleaned up. 1128 01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:18,533 And back to that car so you can decompress, OK? 1129 01:19:18,568 --> 01:19:22,153 We'll be back at the station in a half an hour. 1130 01:19:58,584 --> 01:20:00,683 Hey, you. 1131 01:20:01,257 --> 01:20:02,099 Hey. 1132 01:20:02,134 --> 01:20:06,304 Just checking in to see if you need anything. 1133 01:20:08,524 --> 01:20:12,298 Look, I'm.. I'm so sorry about Mo and.. 1134 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,635 I'm sorry too. 1135 01:20:16,217 --> 01:20:20,122 Why don't you come join us? Get a drink, or five. 1136 01:20:20,157 --> 01:20:23,234 You might be more comfortable with other people around. 1137 01:20:23,269 --> 01:20:26,321 Maybe in a few minutes, thanks. 1138 01:20:26,356 --> 01:20:28,507 OK. 1139 01:20:57,478 --> 01:21:00,279 Oh, Jesus! 1140 01:21:01,392 --> 01:21:05,898 You were here. You were.. you were here the whole time. 1141 01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:11,611 Jesus, Alana! 1142 01:21:11,646 --> 01:21:12,856 Where's the magician? Have you seen him? 1143 01:21:12,891 --> 01:21:16,183 I don't know. He was in the bar car the last time I saw him. Why? 1144 01:21:20,736 --> 01:21:22,374 Alana? 1145 01:21:22,409 --> 01:21:24,451 - Kenny didn't do it. - But you saw him. 1146 01:21:24,486 --> 01:21:26,306 - He was on the train. - Yes, he found me. 1147 01:21:26,341 --> 01:21:27,994 But he didn't kill anyone. 1148 01:21:28,029 --> 01:21:29,927 He couldn't have. He was in here the entire night. 1149 01:21:29,962 --> 01:21:31,890 - Then who? - The magician. 1150 01:21:31,925 --> 01:21:34,645 The guy who brought a gun on a train of college students. 1151 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:36,631 - You're lucky he did! - No, no, no! 1152 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:38,550 That's what he wants you to think. 1153 01:21:38,585 --> 01:21:41,164 This is the guy who we thought was the killer the entire time, 1154 01:21:41,199 --> 01:21:43,315 the guy who's got a line for everything. 1155 01:21:43,350 --> 01:21:46,652 He killed Kenny before Kenny could provide an alibi. 1156 01:21:46,687 --> 01:21:50,602 OK. OK! Let's go get Carne and see if it really is him. 1157 01:21:50,637 --> 01:21:52,748 Fuck that. I'm done waiting! 1158 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,711 This ends now! 1159 01:22:01,912 --> 01:22:04,400 Oh my God! 1160 01:22:21,532 --> 01:22:22,626 I think he's dead! 1161 01:22:22,661 --> 01:22:24,773 - Who's dead? - The magician! 1162 01:22:24,808 --> 01:22:26,451 He's been stabbed. 1163 01:22:26,486 --> 01:22:28,375 Kenny didn't do it. 1164 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,697 And the magician didn't do it either. 1165 01:22:31,732 --> 01:22:33,620 Go, get his gun! 1166 01:22:33,655 --> 01:22:36,153 I'll keep Alana here. She'll be safe with me. 1167 01:22:36,188 --> 01:22:37,453 Go quick! 1168 01:22:37,488 --> 01:22:42,526 Before whoever's doing this gets their hands on that goddamn gun! 1169 01:22:54,317 --> 01:22:58,071 Oh, it's gonna be OK. 1170 01:22:58,106 --> 01:22:59,736 You don't know that. 1171 01:22:59,771 --> 01:23:02,116 The killer still wants to kill me. 1172 01:23:02,151 --> 01:23:04,235 I don't want to die. 1173 01:23:04,270 --> 01:23:05,955 Oh my God! We have service again! 1174 01:23:05,990 --> 01:23:09,217 We have to call the police or a helicopter. 1175 01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:10,693 I need my phone. 1176 01:23:10,728 --> 01:23:13,511 Ow! You're hurting me! 1177 01:23:13,546 --> 01:23:14,753 Good! 1178 01:23:14,788 --> 01:23:19,113 You selfish, spoiled little whore! 1179 01:23:19,148 --> 01:23:23,964 I hope you feel so much pain that you beg me.. beg me 1180 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:27,176 to put you out of your misery. 1181 01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:29,791 I saved the best till last. 1182 01:23:29,826 --> 01:23:34,406 - No. - 'Cause you were the guiltiest one of all. 1183 01:23:34,441 --> 01:23:37,618 Do you even know how you fucked him up? 1184 01:23:37,653 --> 01:23:41,287 My sweet little boy! 1185 01:23:41,322 --> 01:23:45,920 Those monsters, they're gonna pay for what they did to you. 1186 01:23:45,955 --> 01:23:48,990 They're gonna pay. OK, I'm sorry. 1187 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:55,376 I'm sorry. Tell me again, who did this to you? 1188 01:23:58,373 --> 01:24:01,583 It was a guy named Doc... 1189 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:07,106 and Mo and Jackson... 1190 01:24:07,141 --> 01:24:09,411 and Mitchy... 1191 01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:15,339 and a pretty girl named Alana. 1192 01:24:17,230 --> 01:24:23,762 Doc and Mo and Jackson... and Mitchy... 1193 01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:28,954 - And a pretty girl named Alana. - And a pretty girl named Alana! 1194 01:24:28,989 --> 01:24:32,511 You lured him. You tricked him. And now my boy is dead! 1195 01:24:32,546 --> 01:24:36,488 - I'm so sorry about that. - Shut the fuck up! 1196 01:24:51,162 --> 01:24:53,413 Where is it? 1197 01:24:57,865 --> 01:25:01,452 I killed that trashy magician 1198 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:04,359 because of what he did to my Kenny. 1199 01:25:04,394 --> 01:25:06,318 You.. you... 1200 01:25:06,353 --> 01:25:10,776 I'm gonna make you suffer more than anyone. 1201 01:25:10,811 --> 01:25:15,704 I'm gonna make you suffer for everything that you did! 1202 01:25:15,739 --> 01:25:18,683 - No! - (GRUNTING) 1203 01:25:18,718 --> 01:25:20,651 (SCREAMING) 1204 01:25:21,935 --> 01:25:24,399 Oh! 1205 01:25:46,052 --> 01:25:47,787 No! 1206 01:25:47,822 --> 01:25:49,267 I didn't want to do it. I swear! 1207 01:25:49,302 --> 01:25:52,218 And yet, you did! 1208 01:25:52,253 --> 01:25:53,835 Even after what happened, 1209 01:25:53,870 --> 01:25:56,842 you still went out with that party crowd 1210 01:25:56,877 --> 01:26:00,319 trying to destroy even more young boys' lives! 1211 01:26:00,354 --> 01:26:03,469 No, no, no! I swear! I swear I'm a good person! 1212 01:26:03,504 --> 01:26:04,872 Oh! 1213 01:26:04,907 --> 01:26:08,974 It was just my son's life that you ruined? 1214 01:26:09,009 --> 01:26:10,823 Bullshit! 1215 01:26:10,858 --> 01:26:12,821 (GRUNTING) 1216 01:26:23,876 --> 01:26:25,763 Ha! Just what you deserve. 1217 01:26:25,798 --> 01:26:28,853 Alana? Carne? 1218 01:26:28,888 --> 01:26:32,538 Alana! What's happening? 1219 01:26:32,573 --> 01:26:33,764 I'm gonna throw you out there, 1220 01:26:33,799 --> 01:26:39,651 and you're gonna break every single bone in your body! 1221 01:26:42,829 --> 01:26:45,067 Fuck! 1222 01:26:45,552 --> 01:26:48,674 - Oopsie! - Let me in! 1223 01:26:48,709 --> 01:26:51,118 Nothing can stop me. 1224 01:26:53,514 --> 01:26:55,921 (GRUNTING) 1225 01:27:01,332 --> 01:27:04,701 Die, you psycho! 1226 01:27:31,857 --> 01:27:35,148 (CHATTERING) 1227 01:29:08,181 --> 01:29:11,870 ~ Unclutter your mind Unclutter your time 1228 01:29:11,905 --> 01:29:15,548 ~ Unclutter your mind Unclutter your time 1229 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:19,128 ~ Unclutter your mind Unclutter your time 1230 01:29:19,163 --> 01:29:21,087 ~ For whatcha wanna, whatcha wanna 1231 01:29:21,122 --> 01:29:22,872 ~ Whatcha wanna do now 1232 01:29:22,907 --> 01:29:26,890 ~ When they came to this tribe I thought I lost my mind 1233 01:29:26,925 --> 01:29:28,275 ~ Go insane 1234 01:29:28,310 --> 01:29:30,114 ~ I thought I left behind 1235 01:29:30,149 --> 01:29:31,114 ~ And just like you 1236 01:29:31,149 --> 01:29:33,958 ~ I question everything that goes around 1237 01:29:33,993 --> 01:29:37,690 ~ So depleted for sure I was losing ground 1238 01:29:37,725 --> 01:29:39,572 ~ Open up your mind 1239 01:29:39,607 --> 01:29:42,642 ~ Let the sunshine in 1240 01:29:42,677 --> 01:29:45,185 ~ I know you're better now 1241 01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:46,950 ~ Got to go back hard 1242 01:29:46,985 --> 01:29:49,722 ~ Got to play to win 1243 01:29:49,757 --> 01:29:51,858 ~ Bigshot go bang, bang 1244 01:29:51,893 --> 01:29:57,550 ~ I wanted so much 1245 01:29:57,585 --> 01:30:01,242 ~ Now I find 1246 01:30:01,277 --> 01:30:08,506 ~ I can have whatever I wanted right now