1
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[predvajanje rock glasbe]

2
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[glasba se ustavi]

3
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Opozorilo. Kaskade
v tem filmu so bili
izvajajo profesionalci,

4
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torej zaradi vaše varnosti

5
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in zaščito pred
tisti okoli tebe,

6
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ne poskušajte ničesar od
kaskade, ki jih boste videli.

7
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[Jason] Je videti v redu?

8
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[Johnny] Samo povečaj,
tukaj, povišaj.

9
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[Jason] Vidiš? Snema se.

10
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-[Johnny] V redu.
-[Jason] In potem

11
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[Johnny] Ali naj nosim
moja očala za to?

12
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[Jeff] Vse bo v redu.

13
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[Jason] Kar naprej.

14
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No, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville,
Združene države Amerike,

15
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in delal bom
majhen članek

16
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na samoobrambni opremi.

17
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Odpeljali se bomo
v puščavo in

18
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Imam .38 hammerless

19
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lepo in svetlo
Smith in Wesson,

20
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to je vse ustavilo
moči devet milimetrov.

21
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In ustreljen bom
v prsih

22
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s tem 911

23
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telovnik iz kevlarja stopnje IIA.

24
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Oh, in vsrkati nekaj
udarca krogle,

25
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bom dal
te revije,

26
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par Hustlerjev
in nekaj Leg Worlds,
pod telovnikom

27
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da bi se izognili vsem in vsem
travma s topim predmetom.

28
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v redu

29
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Zato bi raje imel
nekdo drug me ustreli.

30
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-[Loomis]
prekleta skica, človek.
-[Jeff] Počakaj malo.

31
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Takole, Jason?

32
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[Jason] Uh, izgleda kar dobro.

33
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[Jason]
Ne morem obvladati tega, stari.

34
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[Loomis] Stari,
to je prekleta skica, stari.

35
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[Loomis]
Stari, ne bodi neumen.

36
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[Jason] Izgovori molitev, stari.

37
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To je več kot neumno.

38
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-Pojdiva, prekleto.
- [kliki v komori pištole]

39
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[Jason] Zdaj moraš iti
celo pot naokoli.

40
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-Ste prepričani?
-[Jason] Tega ne morem obvladati.

41
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[Loomis]
P.J., prekleto gremo.

42
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[Jason] Ugotovi
kam je šla krogla.

43
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-[Loomis] P.J.
- [kliki v komori pištole]

44
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[Loomis] Daj no, stari!

45
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-P.J., prekleto pojdiva.
- [kliki v komori pištole]

46
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[Loomis] Vrgel bom a
prekleto rock na vas. gremo

47
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- [kliki v komori pištole]
-[Jason] To je naslednji.

48
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[Loomis] P.J., daj no!

49
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[Jason] Tega ne prenesem.

50
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[Loomis] Prepričaj se
razumeš, prekleto

51
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P.J.

52
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To je tako prekleto bedno, jaz
trenutno vam sploh ne morem povedati.

53
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Pozabi.

54
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-[strel]
-[godrnja]

55
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-[Johnny] Gremo.
-[Loomis se zasmeje]

56
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[Jason]
Gremo, stari. Samo pojdi.

57
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Daj ga v stvar in pojdi.

58
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Ni bolelo?

59
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Ne, vseeno me je bilo malo strah.

60
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vidiš? Sploh ne
pusti prekleto--

61
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Stari, povedal sem ti fantje.

62
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[Jason]
Poglejte opekline prahu.

63
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[Johnny] Vem.

64
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Ja, malo sem se tresla.

65
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Fantje, ga hočete iti gledat
na televiziji?

66
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[Jason] Prekleto ja.

67
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["Vzdrževanje za junaka"
igra]

68
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[godrnja]

69
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[godrnja, stoka]

70
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[pokanje]

71
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[Rachel kriči]

72
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[Spike]
Nasmehni se, to bo super.

73
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Pojdi stran, nazaj stran,
nazaj, nazaj,

74
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nazaj, nazaj,
nazaj.

75
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-Oj! Joj, kurac! Joj, kurac!
-[kričanje]

76
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Jebiga!

77
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Jebiga!

78
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[kriči]

79
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[Wee Man godrnja]

80
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[Ehren zastoka]

81
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Pozdravljeni, sem Johnny Knoxville.
Dobrodošli v Jackass.

82
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Oh! Joj!

83
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-[smeh]
-[Johnny zastoka]

84
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-[kriči]
-[smeh]

85
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Joj, joj! V redu, v redu!

86
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[predvaja se “Corona”]

87
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-[stokanje]
-[smeh]

88
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[žvižganje]

89
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[kriči]

90
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[kričanje]

91
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Oh, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

92
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[godrnja]

93
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-[tupanje]
-[stokanje]

94
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[navijanje]

95
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[kričanje]

96
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[Ryan] Jebiga!

97
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[Steve-O] Oh, kurac!

98
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Dobrodošli na prvi dan
našega zadnjega filma.

99
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[Spike]
Torej, kaj čutiš?

100
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Uh, žalostna sem.

101
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[Spike] Kako to?

102
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Mislim, uh

103
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velik del mojega,
naše življenje je

104
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skoraj konec.

105
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[Spike]
Ali te to žalosti, Chris?

106
00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,059
Ne, nisem v stiku
z mojimi čustvi.

107
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[smeh]

108
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Torej imamo novega Jackassa
član zasedbe.

109
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Ime mu je 1W-Larry.

110
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On je humanoidni robot.

111
00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,550
In glas tega robota

112
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je gospod Adam Ray.

113
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In ti boš
ustvarjanje zgodovine danes

114
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s prvim robotom človeku
pregled prostate.

115
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To je tisto, kar je Jackass
izgleda kot pri 50, mislim.

116
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[smeh]

117
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-Smo te starosti
-Vendar prekleto dobro.

118
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kjer imamo
za pregled prostate.

119
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-Da, to je
ozaveščanje.
-In tako smo najeli najboljše.

120
00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,178
[Adam] Vidiš
prst na tisto stvar?

121
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[Steve-O] Sem.

122
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Ja, to ni prst,
mimogrede

123
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To je krempelj.

124
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Naleteli boste na nekatere
težave okoli sredinca prsta.

125
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Ni ga tam. To je ta stran
to je vse ostro.

126
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[Johnny] Kolikokrat
si to naredil, Larry?

127
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[z robotskim glasom] Enkrat.

128
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sebi.

129
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V avtu na poti čez.

130
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Pustimo, da se raztrga, srček.

131
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Mogoče je "pustiti, da se raztrga".
slaba izbira besed, Larry.

132
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Sem Steve-O in prostata
zdravje je super pomembno.

133
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,473
Torej, to je
robotski rektalni pregled.

134
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[Larry] bla, bla, bla.

135
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Sleci si hlače.

136
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-[Steve-O] Odšli so.
-[Chris] Ostanite varni.

137
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[Steve-O]
Kondomi brez lubriciranja.

138
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[Johnny] Ne, imamo lubrikant.

139
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Oh, moj bog, tako je ostro.

140
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,531
Evo, samo dal bom
malo lubrikanta za vas.

141
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,967
Hrustljavo arašidovo maslo.

142
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-[Ehren] Oh, ne.
-[Steve-O] Zakaj hrustljavo?

143
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,536
Spusti perilo.

144
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,537
Oh, moj bog.

145
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[stokanje posadke]

146
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,324
[Chris] Oh, grozno!

147
00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,499
[Larry] Zdaj, preden začnem

148
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,414
Čakaj, čakaj, čakaj.

149
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,198
[Wee Man] Počasi, Larry.

150
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,200
[Larry] Počakaj, počakaj, počakaj.
Počakaj. Počakaj. Počakaj.

151
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,941
Počakaj. Počakaj.

152
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,988
Na moj znak.

153
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598
[Chris]
Gremo, gremo!

154
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[Steve-O kriči]

155
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,907
-[smeh]
-[kričanje se nadaljuje]

156
00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,649
[Chris] Razširi jih!
Steve-O, razširi jih!

157
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,956
Razširi ta lica!
Naj mu nekdo pomaga.

158
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,132
[Larry] Ne dotikaj se moje roke.

159
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,220
v redu

160
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,918
[Chris] Steve!

161
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,050
Je tvoja čokolada
v njegovem arašidovem maslu

162
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,270
ali njegovo arašidovo maslo
v tvoji čokoladi?

163
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,924
[Larry]
Več arašidovega masla, prosim.

164
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,839
[Chris]
Potrebujemo več arašidovega masla.

165
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,014
[Larry] Še več arašidovega masla.
Ne spravi mi tega na jakno.

166
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,276
[Johnny] Oh, moj bog!

167
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799
[Wee Man] Pa gremo!

168
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,322
[Larry] Ena

169
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,063
Dva Tri.

170
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,456
[Chris] Skoraj ste
skoraj tam.

171
00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,675
[kričanje]

172
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,067
To je to. To je to.

173
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,595
[Ehren] Dihaj. Pojdi, Larry!

174
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,075
Spusti se!

175
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,121
[Larry] Ali čutiš?
Ali ga čutiš?

176
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,036
[kričanje]

177
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,864
-[smeh]
-[Ehren] Nagnite se.

178
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,173
[Larry] Ali me želiš
poklicati očeta?

179
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,697
[Ehren] Oh, moj bog.

180
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,438
Živjo, Larry,
naj ti Lance povoha prst.

181
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,353
[Larry] Bilo bi mi v veselje.

182
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,441
Daj no, Lance.

183
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,836
Povonjaj. Povonjaj.

184
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:20,968
[Ehren]
Glej, saj ni tako slabo.

185
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,012
[gagi]

186
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,319
[Larry] Ja. Ja. Ja.

187
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408
- Imam ga.
-[srbenje]

188
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,324
[Chris]
Ne na tvoji prekleti kameri!

189
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,370
[Larry] Imam še eno stvar
Moram narediti.

190
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,373
Omogoča vam doseg okoli.

191
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,028
[Ehren] Pomagal ti bom.

192
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,421
-Prav, gremo.
- Imam te.

193
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,336
[Larry] Imamo to.
To imaš.

194
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,818
-Timsko delo naredi sanje delo.
- Imam te. Imam te.

195
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,647
[Larry] Sem že omenil
Sem danes pil?

196
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,606
Izvolite.

197
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,739
-[Larry vokalizira]
-[Steve-O kriči]

198
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,742
[Ehren] Ne premikaj se!

199
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,701
[Larry] Razumem.

200
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,572
V redu, pusti, Larry.
Pusti, Larry.

201
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,226
-[Larry]
Ne premikaj se, razumem
-Larry, pusti! pusti!

202
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,795
Ima svojega tiča do konca!
O moj bog!

203
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,146
O moj bog! Oh, sranje!

204
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,888
[Chris] Oh, moj bog, stari.

205
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,195
[Larry]
Morda je to slab čas
da ti povem

206
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,806
moja licenca je bila odvzeta
prejšnji teden.

207
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,678
[smeh]

208
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,115
Hvala. Hvala.

209
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,029
Dobro opravljeno, Steve-O.

210
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:22,943
Hvala, fantje.

211
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,205
[Larry] Čestitke.

212
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,208
Lahko vprašam?

213
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644
[Jeff] Ja.

214
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,211
Zakaj je to zadnji film?

215
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,039
[smeh]

216
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,694
No, ne morem voziti rdečih raket
ali bikov več,

217
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,087
tako se je zdelo
naravno mesto za postanek.

218
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,307
Ja, zagotovo ne bom
vozi te rakete.

219
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,830
Ali pa biki. [smeh]

220
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310
veš,
sva se pogovarjala, je kot

221
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,790
veš,
imamo vse te posnetke

222
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,356
še nihče ni videl
ali komaj viden,

223
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,446
in lahko izbiramo
naši najljubši deli vseh časov,

224
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,753
in, uh,
posnemite nekaj novih posnetkov

225
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:54,278
in bom videl
spet bojno kladivo.

226
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:58,500
No, če me scena zahteva
da oblečem svojo rojstnodnevno obleko,

227
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,198
odgovor
mogoče samo da.

228
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,026
[smeh]

229
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,378
V redu, temu se reče
"Golf igrišče Airhorn."

230
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,945
Ko ljudje udarijo,

231
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,034
ko se spuščajo
s svojim zamahom,

232
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,036
pihali bomo
te airhorne.

233
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,824
[truba zavija]

234
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,000
[Johnny] Oh. [škropi]

235
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,488
-[trube]
-[Johnny se smeje]

236
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,577
-[Ehren] Evo jo spet.
-[Dave] Ne. Je še ena?

237
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492
-[trube]
-[Johnny se smeje]

238
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,972
[Dave] Še vedno je udarila
res dobro.

239
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,633
[truba zavija]

240
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,508
[Johnny se smeje]

241
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,473
[truba zavija]

242
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
Kaj sem ti rekel?
Kaj sem ti rekel?

243
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,351
Povedal sem ti
Hotel sem te brcniti v rit.

244
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,832
[Johnny] Tukaj,
izgubil si svoj klub. oprosti.

245
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,007
ali ti nisem povedal
Hotel sem priti sem
in te brcne v rit za to?

246
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,488
Kaj? žal mi je
Dobil sem bursitis.

247
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,795
-[golfist] Imate burzitis?
-[Johnny] Ja.

248
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,622
-[golfist] Torej to pomeni
moraš igrati z rogom?
-[Johnny] Pomaga.

249
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,450
[golfist] Dal ti bom
nekaj za igranje, prijatelj.

250
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,017
[Johnny] Oprosti,
ne bo se ponovilo.

251
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,459
[hihitanje]

252
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201
[šepetanje]
Oh, prekleto bo...

253
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,813
Vzel je svojo rokavico. Vrgel je...

254
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,993
[truba zavija]

255
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,785
[Johnny] Oh, jebiga.

256
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:50,568
[Dave] Sranje, odšel je.
Odhaja! Spusti se!

257
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,613
[Johnny] Oh, sranje.

258
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,441
[smeh]

259
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,925
[Dave] Vrni se.

260
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,230
-Doli! Spusti se!
-[Johnny]
Poglej to, počakaj, počakaj.

261
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,579
-Doli, Dimitri!
-[Johnny] Počakaj.

262
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,754
[truba zavija]

263
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931
[smeh]

264
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,936
[Dave] Oh, jebiga.

265
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,070
Pozdravljeni, ime mi je
Johnny Knoxville.

266
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,856
To je Tory Belleci,
mednarodni znanstvenik.

267
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,597
To je »Sledi vodji«.

268
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,167
Torej, kaj se bo zgodilo, je
Knoxville bo premaknil roko

269
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,474
in električni signal
bo šel v računalnik,

270
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,780
in potem bo lahko
nadzorovati svoje roke.

271
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,480
-Kaj?
-Torej, vse kar moraš narediti
je razgibati mišice.

272
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,524
Brez težav.

273
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,743
ja

274
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,310
-[kriči]
-[smeh]

275
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,183
v redu

276
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,011
-[Rachel] Oh, moj bog.
-Sveti sranje!

277
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,665
-Kaj?
-[Dark Shark] Stari.

278
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,363
Kaj za vraga?
To je veliko elektroidov!

279
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,499
Lahko dobimo Poopies
kavo, prosim?

280
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,674
Kako vroča je ta kava?

281
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763
Vroče.

282
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330
Popijte malo kave,
kakci. Prepričan sem, da bo...

283
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,898
-[smeh]
-[brenčanje stroja]

284
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,293
Mislim, da nekdo
se mora obriti.

285
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165
-Tukaj je a
-[Dark Shark] Moram se obriti.

286
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,862
[Johnny] skoraj nov brivnik.

287
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,082
Staro nekaj tednov.
Samo začnite se briti.

288
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,127
- Dobiti moraš...
-[Johnny] Vse kar moraš--
Ja, to je dobro.

289
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,737
-To je dobro.
-Zgrešil si mesto, kaj?

290
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,000
[kriči]

291
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,350
[smeh]

292
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,526
Lance, zakaj nisi...

293
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,051
Glej, Lance ne gleda.

294
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,400
Živjo, kakki,
moraš ga spraviti spodaj.

295
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,707
Vem kaj hočeš
narediti, in

296
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,884
-Naredil bom.
-[smeh]

297
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,672
Ja, ja, dobro delam.

298
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,544
Oh, moj bog.

299
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,893
[Dark Shark] Dobi sredino.
Dobi sredino.

300
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,373
Dobi sredino.

301
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,071
-[stroj brni]
-[smeh]

302
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,768
[Rachel] Izgleda tako elegantno.

303
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,335
-[Johnny zastoka]
-[Temni morski pes] Oh!

304
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,514
[Johnny]
To je bilo natančno britje.

305
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,256
Zach za zdaj še ne
imej tetovažo od mene.

306
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,955
Oh, v redu, no, naredimo Zacha.

307
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,739
In kakšno tetovažo
daješ?

308
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,568
Zachu bom dal lepo,
nasmejan bradavica.

309
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,873
- To je čudovito platno.
-[stroj brni]

310
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,832
[kriči]

311
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,790
Mislim, če hočeš, da imam
prekleta umetnost tam

312
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,488
Zakaj kričiš name?

313
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577
rad bi to
da pride dobro.

314
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,709
Jaz tudi. sem na tvoji strani.

315
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,148
- Obljubim, roko na srce.
-[kričanje]

316
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,801
V redu, ne zamoti tega,
Steve-O.

317
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,194
Mirna roka.

318
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,892
-Oprosti.
-V redu.

319
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807
[Steve-O napenja]

320
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,202
-[kriči]
-[smeh]

321
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,335
[Tory]
Ne more ga postaviti na sredino.

322
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338
To ni bilo niti približno.

323
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,689
Tega še ne počnem.

324
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,473
-[Steve-O] V redu.
- Tega še ne počnem.

325
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,171
-Delam to!
-[kriči]

326
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,911
Ti prekleto...

327
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,090
[Temni morski pes]
Dobil si, Steve-O!

328
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,180
Steve-O! Steve-O!
Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O!

329
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,920
-[Steve-O stoka, napenja]
-[skandiranje se nadaljuje]

330
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,709
[Rachel] Dobro je.
Izgleda dobro. Izgleda dobro.

331
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,711
Izgleda dobro.

332
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:58,713
Kakšen je bil občutek?

333
00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,888
Ni dobro.

334
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,717
[Johnny] Prekleto sranje.

335
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,675
[Tory] Hej, Zach,
je zelo super, stari.

336
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,547
[Johnny] Oh, moj bog!

337
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,852
-Super delo, Poopies.
-hvala.

338
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,116
Odlično opravljeno, Tory.
Hvala, Steve-O.

339
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,726
In Zach.

340
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,467
In hvala bogu
Reševalec Bunny je tukaj

341
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,077
da bo vse varno.

342
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,384
-hvala.
-Ja, jaz-- res ne--

343
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,863
Še vedno ne razumem zakaj

344
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,474
prosili so za reševalca
v službi, ampak

345
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,172
bolje je imeti eno
in ga ne potrebujem

346
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,087
kot ga potrebujejo
in ga ne imeti.

347
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,485
No, obsojenec bit

348
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,444
vedno smo si želeli
vključiti v naše filme.

349
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:39,058
Posneli smo ga za pilota
televizijsko oddajo in so jo zaprli.

350
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,495
Našega člana posadke so aretirali.

351
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,064
MTV ni mogel ustreliti
West Hollywood že deset let.

352
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,717
Torej tega nihče ni zares videl.

353
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155
Tam je sedel
že 25 let.

354
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,721
Bil je popoln kaos.

355
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,247
Danes bom
ubežnik

356
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,944
iz okrožnega zapora LA

357
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,467
in pojdite v trgovino s strojno opremo

358
00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,166
in vidim, če mi bodo posodili
žaga za kovino.

359
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,341
Joj.

360
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,170
[Spike] Vidim lečo.

361
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,998
[snemalec] V redu. Dobro.

362
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,304
Ali potrebujem nekaj umazanije
na mojem obrazu?

363
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,827
[Jeff] Poskusi se približati
njemu.

364
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,872
[Spike] Potrebuje nekaj
tudi na njegovem vratu.

365
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,484
Je tudi moja majica...?
Ah, to je dobro.

366
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,833
[Spike] Ali bi morali
te klofuta?

367
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,226
Ja, to pomaga. hvala

368
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,885
[sopihanje]

369
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,409
Potrebujem pomoč.

370
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,323
[blagajnik] V redu.

371
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,759
Potrebujem nekaj, uh

372
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,848
Potrebujem žago za kovino.

373
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,372
[blagajnik] Naj dobim
nekdo, v redu?

374
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,895
[godrnja]

375
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,505
[tupi, žvenketa]

376
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,596
-[žvenketanje]
-[Johnny godrnja]

377
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,120
[sopihanje]

378
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,036
[strganje kovine]

379
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,169
pomagaj mi!

380
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,692
[Spike] Oprostite,
kaj se dogaja

381
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,259
Tega se ne bi niti dotaknil.

382
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,869
[hitro strganje]

383
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,222
Ah, tukaj imamo situacijo.

384
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,962
[Johnny] Naj mi nekdo pomaga!

385
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051
Nekako smo zaprti
za zdaj.

386
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,705
Nikogar ne spustimo noter.

387
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,230
[napenjanje]

388
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058
[Spike] PJ,
kličejo policijo.

389
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:11,454
Verjetno je ubežnik
iz zapora ali kje drugje.

390
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,196
Vklenjen
šerifov kombinezon?

391
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,850
[Johnny] Umakni se mi s poti.

392
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,857
[Johnny] Živjo, moje ime
je Johnny Knoxville
in kmalu me bodo aretirali.

393
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,382
[Jeff] Jebiga!

394
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,171
[Spike] Kaj? Oh, jebi me.

395
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,390
-[Jeff] Oh, jebiga.
-[Spike] Oh, sranje, nikakor.

396
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,696
[policist kriči]

397
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,653
[Spike] Kaj naj storimo?

398
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,655
[Jeff] Stari.

399
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:39,526
-[uradnik] Na tla.
-[Jeff] Nadaljuj s snemanjem, stari.

400
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,049
[uradnik] Razumem.

401
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572
[Johnny] Sem
dobra razlaga za to.

402
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,139
[uradnik] Kako to
nisi v zaporu?

403
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,575
[Johnny]
Ker ne sodim tja.

404
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,186
Kako si prišel ven?

405
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,144
[Johnny]
Nikoli nisem bil v zaporu.

406
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,580
[uradnik]
Kaj je to zadaj?

407
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,539
-To je mikrofon.
-Od česa?

408
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,410
Ker, ah, snemamo.

409
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,324
Ali snemaš?

410
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,282
Ja, gospa.

411
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,198
To je res neumno!

412
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,374
[snemalec]
Kaj se dogaja tukaj?

413
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,028
ne vem,
ta tip je pobegnil iz zapora.

414
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,509
[Johnny] Nismo mislili
povzročiti hrup.

415
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,425
Nosite okrožje LA
kombinezon z lisicami,
kaj misliš

416
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,211
Ja, mislim, da nisem bil
tudi razmišljanje. se opravičujem

417
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,125
Imaš pri sebi kamero?

418
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,084
-Je izklopljeno?
-[snemalec] Vklopljeno je.

419
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,825
Je vklopljeno? Ali to snemaš?

420
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,130
[uradniki] Izklopite!

421
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,091
Torej, ob današnjem prihodu,

422
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,354
smo bili obveščeni
g. Cliverja, da

423
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,051
naš vodja proizvodnje
nas je obvestil

424
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,663
smo na
uradno na premoru.

425
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,100
Nekakšno vzmetenje, ker
včerajšnjega dogodka

426
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,754
v trgovini s strojno opremo.

427
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:37,148
Ampak mislim, da ta oddaja
lahko pride v zrak, lahko ne.

428
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,237
[Jeff se smeji]

429
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,890
Ampak

430
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,545
-Imaš kaj dodati, Jeff?
-[Jeff] Jaz ne.

431
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,157
Mislim, da samo pomislimo
o današnjem poo cocktailu.

432
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,942
prav. Osredotočamo se
na poo koktajl.

433
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,073
[Jeff] Ja.

434
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,553
Moje ime je Johnny Knoxville,

435
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,033
in to je
"Poo Cocktail."

436
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:56,907
[vpit]

437
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,171
[Johnny] Mislim, da gre za
na današnji dan pred desetimi leti

438
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,826
kar sem počel
prvi Poo Cocktail,

439
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,567
in zdaj si
prevzeti vajeti

440
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,613
in ga odnese k
čisto druga raven.

441
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,399
Sem Steve-O in to je
"Poo Cocktail Supreme."

442
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,315
[Johnny se smeje]

443
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,057
v redu vso srečo

444
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,973
[klik na ključavnico]

445
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,758
[Chris] Si pripravljen, Steve-O?

446
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,020
št.

447
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,109
[vzdihne]

448
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,590
[Chris] Naroči!
Poo Cocktail Supreme!

449
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:28,765
[tupi]

450
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,246
[člani ekipe kričijo]

451
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,030
[smeh in kričanje]

452
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,554
Oh, sranje!

453
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,125
[kričanje]

454
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,825
[člani ekipe stokajo]

455
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,480
[udarec, pršenje tekočine]

456
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:48,959
[člani ekipe stokajo]

457
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,574
[Steve-O bruha]

458
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,707
[smeh] Bruha.

459
00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,013
[gaganje]

460
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,324
Stari, prekleto smrdi, stari!

461
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,589
[Johnny] Kaj je,
kaj je narobe s tabo, Bam?

462
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,896
[člani ekipe se pogovarjajo]

463
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,637
[Johnny] Si v redu,
Steve-O?

464
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,726
[Ryan] Oh, moj bog.

465
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,075
Grdo bo. jaz ne
veš, če hočeš to videti.

466
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,516
-[smeh]
-[Chris] Oh, moj bog.

467
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,039
[Johnny] Oh, Jezus!

468
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,432
-[Jeff] Oh, moj bog.
-[Chris] Oh, moj bog.

469
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,911
[Johnny] Pomagaj mu
ven od tam.

470
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,086
-[Jeff] Izpusti ga!
-[Chris] Oh, moj bog.

471
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,697
[smeh]

472
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,134
[član ekipe] Oh!

473
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,527
[smeh se nadaljuje]

474
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,006
[Ryan kriči]

475
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,965
-Poglej ga!
-O moj bog.

476
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,662
[Johnny] Skoči v tisto jezero
prav zdaj.

477
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,881
[Ryan] Najhujša prekleta stvar
lahko si predstavljate.

478
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:41,969
[Jeff] Oh, moj bog.

479
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,405
[Johnny] Oh, moj bog.

480
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,841
[smeh]

481
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,020
[Wee Man bruha]

482
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,327
[Dave bruha]

483
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,157
Jezus!

484
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,594
Ja, stari.

485
00:22:58,768 --> 00:22:59,769
To je bilo rad.

486
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:00,901
Šlo je tako visoko.

487
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:03,077
Bilo je tako strašljivo.

488
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,037
[Chris] To je neke vrste
ekstremno sranje

489
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,256
da tisti ekstremni tipi
niti pomisliti ne.

490
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,824
[upočasnjeno kričanje]

491
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:14,915
[Chris] Mislim,
ki je imel vse.

492
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,265
To je bilo nevarnost, to je bilo sranje.

493
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,876
Imelo je bruhanje.

494
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,661
Ja, to je tisto
ta oddaja je vse o.

495
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,620
In spolna privlačnost.

496
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:25,752
[oba se smejita]

497
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,582
[Johnny] Naredi to!

498
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,107
-[kriči]
-[vse] Oh!

499
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:36,850
[Johnny] Jezus Kristus.
Kakšen idiot.

500
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,068
[drugi se smejejo]

501
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,377
[Larry] Kaj je, igralci?

502
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,074
Živjo, Larry!

503
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,207
[Johnny] Kje si bil?

504
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,036
[Larry] Imel sem jih nekaj
jagodni beli kremplji
v zeleni sobi.

505
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,081
-[Poopies] Pijan je.
-[Johnny] Imel je
nekaj pijač.

506
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,735
Malo je majav
prav zdaj.

507
00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,564
Kmalu bomo dali Poopies
injekcije za ustnice

508
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:57,914
da postane 23 % lepši.

509
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,873
[Larry] Končno!

510
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,832
[Ehren] Oh, moj bog!
Dobil te je!

511
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,400
Pozdravljeni, dr. Julie.

512
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,228
-Pozdravljeni.
-[Poopies] Živjo.

513
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:08,795
To je Poopies in želimo
da bi bil bolj lep

514
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:09,970
z nekaj injekcijami v ustnice.

515
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,493
-Nam lahko pomagate?
-Da.

516
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,235
Prekleto sranje. misliš resno

517
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:17,368
Torej, med tem celotnim filmom,
Imel bom
največje ustnice.

518
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:18,935
[Johnny] Imeli ga boste
najlepše ustnice.

519
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,371
- Polne ustnice.
-Polno.

520
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,199
-[Poopies] Oh, moj bog.
- Obsežen.

521
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,159
Jaz sem Poopies,
in to je "polnilo za ustnice."

522
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,552
[Johnny se smeje]

523
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,684
V redu, običajno,
ljudje obnemijo, vendar

524
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,207
Običajno ljudje omrtvičijo.

525
00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,513
-Ne, ne potrebuješ ga.
-Ne?

526
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,036
-Ne, brez omrtvičenja.
-V redu. Samo sprosti se.

527
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,690
[Adam] Kaj je to
vnašaš?

528
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,909
-To je hialuronska kislina.
-[Adam] Oh, to je to.

529
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,477
[Larry] Sliši se varno.

530
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,174
-[Wee Man] Tudi ne premikaj se.
-[Temni morski pes]
To je dolga igla.

531
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,002
-[Wee Man] Miruj.
-[Johnny] Oh, moj bog. [stokanje]

532
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,525
[Rachel] Dobila boš
toliko dela po tem.

533
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,614
-[drugi vzkliknejo]
-Sranje!

534
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,269
-[Larry] Oh, kurac!
-[drugi navijajo]

535
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,271
-[Johnny] Zdaj nam gre dobro.
-[Rachel] Oh, moj bog!
v redu

536
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,577
-Ja!
-Sveti sranje!

537
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,056
[Larry] Prekleto!

538
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:53,796
[Johnny] V redu,
lahko gremo večje.

539
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,450
[Larry] Večji!

540
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,191
-[Johnny] Lahko si večji.
-[Rachel se smeje]

541
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,932
[Dr. Julie] Zdaj bomo
naredi dno.

542
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,890
[Dark Shark] Prekleto! pomislil sem
to je bilo približno to.

543
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,153
Stari, kaj za vraga
je to sranje?

544
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,764
Izgledaš super, Poopies.

545
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,157
Ali naj bi imel
desna stran večja?

546
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,725
[Larry]
Kakšno neumno vprašanje,
Ehren!

547
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,382
Mislim, da verjetno lahko postavim
samo še malo
in to je to.

548
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,427
-[Jasper] Seksi je prava beseda.
-[Ehren] Oh, jebiga,
postaja belo!

549
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,342
Kaj za vraga?

550
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,694
Izgledam bolj kot eden od teh
pokvarjene preklete gospodinje.

551
00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,478
[Larry] Lahko naredimo Ehren naslednjič?

552
00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:24,871
ja

553
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,743
[Larry]
Moramo popraviti ta Lego obraz.

554
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,529
-[smeh]
-Oh, prekleti Larry.

555
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,878
Vsi so lumpasti in usrani.

556
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,401
[Chris] Mislim, da izgleda dobro.

557
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,968
[Johnny] V redu!
Bravo, Poopies.

558
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,796
-[Rachel] Ja, dobra si.
-[Johnny] Ja!

559
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,928
[član ekipe]
Kaj se namrščiš?

560
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,322
Na Jackass Forever,
Knoxville in jaz

561
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:43,890
samo intervjuvajo
novi fantje

562
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,500
in naravnost, kot,

563
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,241
»Poopies, ali te je strah
česa?"

564
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,069
On je kot,
»No, kaj ti bom povedal.

565
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,636
Ne maram teme,
in ne maram--"

566
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,681
Veš, tako kot
razloži vse. Všeč mi je

567
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,944
Ampak ne mislim, da je Bam
nam je kdaj povedal
bal se je kač.

568
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,339
Nekako se nam je zgodilo
ugotovi to
ko so prišle kače.

569
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,037
Ko smo to ugotovili,
zagotovo je napisal veliko bitov.

570
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,737
Veste, slabše je
izkušnja je

571
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,914
bolje izgleda
na zaslonu.

572
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,959
[Jeff se smeje]

573
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,135
Torej, danes bomo
prinesi zasedbo

574
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,659
v to sobo, dva naenkrat,

575
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,791
ustreliti klopotačo.

576
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,880
Ampak to je samo zvijača
da jih dobim sem,

577
00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:20,709
da lahko zaklenemo vrata,
ugasniti luči

578
00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,363
in si ustvarijo življenje
živi pekel.

579
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:25,627
To je
"Molk jagenjčkov."

580
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,802
[Johnny se smeje]

581
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:27,803
- [ropotanje]
-Slišiš to?

582
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,588
[Jeff] Kaj je to?

583
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:30,589
- To je klopotača.
-[Jeff] Ne, ni.

584
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:31,764
Je. poslušaj

585
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,417
-[Jeff] Oh, res?
-Jules.

586
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,854
[Jeff] Ampak nisi
del tega bitja.

587
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,464
[Johnny]
Ste v galeriji arašidov.

588
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,987
Ima vestern
diamantna klopotača.

589
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,728
Izdal ga bo
na tleh.

590
00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,861
Pontius bo vzel piškot
in ga postavi na glavo,

591
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,211
in potem bom poskusil

592
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,821
in vzemi piškotek
z glave.

593
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,997
In to je vestern
diamantna klopotača.

594
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,433
Velik je približno pet metrov
in spremeniti.

595
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,392
Zelo, zelo strupeno.

596
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,263
Ugriznil te bo
če se preveč približaš,

597
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,569
in on te bo ubil.
Ali poskusite.

598
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,006
-Ne hecam se.
-Joj.

599
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,355
-Pripravljen?
-[Bam] Sedel bom nazaj.

600
00:26:58,529 --> 00:26:59,879
Chris,
nor si, stari.

601
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,315
[Ehren] Vau, sranje, stari.

602
00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,664
[ropotanje]

603
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,318
-[Jeff] Oh, jebiga.
-[Bam] Stari!

604
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,581
-[Jeff] Oh, jebiga.
-[Bam] Oh, moj bog.

605
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,626
[Chris] Ima veliko glavo,
čeprav.

606
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,018
[Johnny] Jezus!

607
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,368
[Chris] Lahko udarijo
tako hitro.

608
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,502
[Jules] Vsekakor bo
ubij te sin,
pri dveh srčnih utripih na sekundo.

609
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,851
Ali čutiš moje srce?

610
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,200
[drugi se smejejo]

611
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,637
Vau, stari!

612
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,377
[Jeff] V redu.

613
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,944
Poteka tako hitro kot
ta klopotača.

614
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,467
[Jeff] Zato
tega ne bom naredil.

615
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,731
Res me je strah za Johnnyja
prav zdaj.

616
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,689
[Jeff] V redu,
odložimo kačo

617
00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,560
in vključite te fante v mikrofon.
Čas je, da to storite.

618
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:30,692
[Ehren] Ogromni so, človek.
To so velike kače.

619
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,739
V redu, zamenjaj vedro.

620
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,175
Spravimo kačo
ven iz sobe.

621
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,444
[Poopies] Je tam
protidoping tukaj?

622
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,707
[tech 1] V redu, pojdimo
Knoxville zame.

623
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,318
Tako se temu reče.
Protistrup, ne protidop.

624
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,538
Kaj pomeni protidoping?
sploh ne vem.

625
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,453
[člani posadke kričijo]

626
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,585
Kaj je protidoping?

627
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,979
[smeh] Uh, to je kot...

628
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,154
-[vrata zaloputnejo]
-[Zach] Oh, moj prekleti bog.

629
00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,547
-[Poopies] Ne!
-[Zach] Ne!

630
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,157
-[vrata zaloputnejo]
-[Preston] Prekleto!

631
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,985
[Wee Man] Oh, jebite se, fantje.

632
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,684
Čakaj, kako-- Zakaj smo
edini zdaj tukaj?

633
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:06,989
Ne vem, stari.

634
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,864
-[vrata zaloputnejo]
-[Ehren] Prekleto!

635
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,517
[tech 1] Oh, jebi to,
gremo!

636
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,518
-Sam se vozi naokoli?
-[vrata zaloputnejo]

637
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,695
[Bam] Oh, ne! ne!

638
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,218
[Johnny] Živijo, ime mi je
Johnny Knoxville.

639
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,306
Dobrodošli v peklu.

640
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,003
[Bam] Prosim, ne!

641
00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,570
Počakaj, stari,
kje je prekleta luč?

642
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,789
Bam, resno, obstaja
kača v tem vedru,

643
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,486
tako da ne nihaj naokoli.

644
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,402
No, kam naj grem?
Kaj naj naredim?

645
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,448
Oh, kurac!

646
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,711
Torej, če nas ugriznejo, umremo.

647
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,364
[Zach] Ja, o, bog!

648
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,236
misliš resno

649
00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,238
Zakaj za vraga smo padli
v klet? [kriči]

650
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,153
Stari, daj no.

651
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,201
[Wee Man] Knox, kaj za vraga?
pridi no

652
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467
Stari. pridi no

653
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,686
-[Wee Man kriči]
-[Preston kriči]

654
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,296
Kaj za vraga?

655
00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:54,689
[Ehren] Zlomil se bom
ta prekleta vrata dol.

656
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:55,995
[Dave] Naredi to, Ehren.

657
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,476
Ali so samo-- [kriči]

658
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,566
[Ehren] Jebi to sranje!
Ah, jebite se fantje!

659
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,916
v redu,
prevrniti vedro

660
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,047
in poslušajte zvok kače.

661
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:06,962
[Johnny] Oh, sranje!

662
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,008
-[tupanje]
- [ropotanje]

663
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,749
-[Johnny] Oh, sranje.
-O, moj bog!

664
00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,707
[Johnny] Vsi, ostanite...
Fantje, ostanite na kavču.

665
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:13,839
Prekleta kača.

666
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,884
-Bam.
-Ja?

667
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,104
Moraš biti kul, človek,
tam je prekleta kača
tukaj notri.

668
00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:19,583
-[Bam] Joj, ne vem
kaj narediti.
-[Johnny] Ostani kjer si.

669
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,107
-[Bam] V redu.
-[ropotanje se nadaljuje]

670
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,543
[Bam kriči]

671
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,980
Stari, mislim, da me je ugriznilo.

672
00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,590
[Johnny] Jeff, Bam je ugriznjen!
Nič hudiča.

673
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,854
[smeh]

674
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,943
-[ropotanje se nadaljuje]
-[Bam] Ne morem.
Pravkar sem se pojavil.

675
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,207
Samo prižgi luči,
v redu [kriči]

676
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,862
To je to! To je to!
To je dovolj! To je dovolj!

677
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,037
[Johnny]
Tam je kača, Dave!

678
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,561
[Dave] Kje si, Ehren?
Ehren.

679
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389
Ehren! Kaj za vraga?

680
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,261
-Ehren!
-Kako naj
ti celo pomagam, Dave?

681
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,785
Samo-- Samo vedeti moram
tam si.

682
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,221
- [pokanje]
-[kriči]

683
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,092
Jebi to!

684
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,660
-[Dave] Ehren!
-Oh, zdaj imam orožje,
mamojebci.

685
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:53,835
Imam orožje.

686
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,228
[Dave] Ne udari me, Ehren.

687
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,707
-Ne, imam orožje.
-[Dave] Ehren!

688
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,274
-Ne udari me!
-Ti prekleto--

689
00:29:58,448 --> 00:29:59,667
Ehren, ne zajebavaj se
ne odgovori mi!

690
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,929
Ehren, odgovori mi.

691
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:02,801
- [pokanje]
-[Ehren kriči]

692
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,107
Ah, kurac! Tam so vrata!

693
00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,457
Dave, sem!
Dave, sem!

694
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,372
-Ja, prav. Jebi ta vrata.
-Dave, sem!

695
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,417
Jebi to. Nekaj je
tam verjetno slabo.

696
00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,897
Ne, obljubim!

697
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,681
[Dave] Ne, nimaš
veš sranje.

698
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,075
[Ehren] Pravkar imam vrata
odprlo, prisežem pri bogu!

699
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,250
Oh, vau, kako priročno.

700
00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,079
Pridi sem.
prisežem pri bogu,

701
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,297
-Ne lažem ti.
-[Dave] Jebi ta vrata.

702
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,342
Takrat si sam,
jebač.

703
00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:23,212
-[žvenk]
-[kriči]

704
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,561
sranje!

705
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,215
-[kričanje]
-[Johnny se smeje]

706
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,829
-[Dave] Ehren!
-[Johnny se smeje]

707
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:34,310
Kaj za vraga se dogaja?!

708
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:37,444
Sploh ne morem
Sploh ne zmorem.

709
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,620
[Zach] Kaj za vraga je to?

710
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,014
[stokanje, smeh]

711
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,493
-[zaskočitev pasti]
-[vpije]

712
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,930
Presveto sranje!

713
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,409
Jebemti--

714
00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,194
-[zaskočitev pasti]
-[Zach kriči]

715
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,327
[Johnny, smeh] Oh, moj bog!

716
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,286
Joj! Prekleta prasica!

717
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,417
[Johnny] Nadaljuj
na desno, Bam.

718
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,810
Zdaj ti ne zaupam.

719
00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:56,767
[Johnny] Če imaš
prekleto--

720
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,117
Bam je pravkar dobil malo.

721
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,032
Ugriznil sem se, Jeff!

722
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,424
Grem... V redu, končal sem
zajebavam se s tabo, prav?

723
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,165
-Tamle brni.
-Tukaj.

724
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,645
Končal sem s teboj.
Pomagam ti.

725
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,865
Ker imaš...
Bam, dobil si kačji ugriz.

726
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,736
Dobiti te moramo
zdravniško pomoč.

727
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,869
Daj no, Bam. Daj no, kolega.
gremo gremo

728
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,001
Vsi, končal sem
prekleto!

729
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308
Moraš pustiti...
Moraš odpreti vrata. v redu

730
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,006
v redu

731
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,094
[Johnny] Imaš--
V redu, zapri!

732
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:21,053
ne! ne! ne!

733
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:22,968
ne!

734
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,144
Stari, jebal bom...

735
00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:27,320
To je to, to je to!
To je to!

736
00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,192
Dobilo me je! v redu Dobilo me je!

737
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,412
[Johnny] Te je kača ujela?

738
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,240
[Bam kriči]

739
00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,938
-V nogi in v rebrih.
-V nogi in rebrih?

740
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:37,896
prosim!

741
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,854
Jebiga!

742
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,551
Imel bom
srčni zastoj.

743
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,118
[Johnny] Prižgi luči.

744
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:45,294
V redu, v redu.

745
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,427
-Dobrodošel na snemanju, Bam-Bam!
-O moj bog.

746
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,516
[Johnny se smeje]

747
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,692
Zach, si v redu?

748
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:52,998
-Sveti sranje!
-[Zach] Splazil sem se skozi
prekleta stvar!

749
00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:54,303
Slišal sem Zacha
in zvenelo je kot

750
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:55,348
bil je umorjen
tukaj notri.

751
00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:56,871
[vsi v smehu]

752
00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,438
Mislil sem, da je to podobno
edini način, da prideš ven.

753
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:01,093
Tako sem se samo povzpel čez to,
in potem se je zlomilo.

754
00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:03,922
Oh, moj bog, človek.

755
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:04,618
Ste mislili, da obstaja
kača v sobi?

756
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,359
Prekleto, ja!

757
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,534
- Mislil si
ti je bilo malo?
-Ja!

758
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:09,840
[Johnny] Oh, jebiga.

759
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,017
[Bam renči]

760
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,540
-[vpije]
-[drugi se smejijo]

761
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,631
Bog!

762
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,589
Celotno prekleto mesto
verjetno je prirejeno.

763
00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,461
Je, kajne?

764
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,941
Je, kajne?

765
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,596
Vidiš, ko pridem gor
z mojimi idejami,

766
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,294
Ne pišem jih.

767
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:32,472
Samo narišem sliko
in ga faksirajte v Los Angeles.

768
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,475
Pravkar sem narisal sliko
debeluš in majhen tip

769
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,346
s priključenim bungee kablom.

770
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,523
To je "The Bungee Jump."

771
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,527
[Wee Man]
Si pripravljen, Preston?

772
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,528
[Preston] Samo pojdi, samo pojdi.

773
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,531
[Wee Man] Tri dva ena.

774
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,185
[Wee Man kriči]

775
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:54,929
[drugi se smejejo, jokajo]

776
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,887
[Bam] Da! ja!

777
00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:59,325
ja, ja! Oh, moj bog.

778
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,544
-[Ehren] Uspelo ti je!
-To je delovalo popolno!

779
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,981
[navijanje, žvižganje]

780
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,029
Pozdravljeni, ime mi je
Johnny Knoxville.

781
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,119
Dobrodošli v naši proizvodnji
iz "Marionete".

782
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:13,469
Voham Tonyja. gremo

783
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:14,862
[ploskanje]

784
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,951
Ta služba je zanič.

785
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,432
Zbledi. Timmy, star deset let.

786
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,087
Pasto, zmešano
a nevšečen fant,

787
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,263
se prebija skozi
mestni trg.

788
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,048
Opazi Dolores,
11 let star.

789
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,746
Dolores je lepa,
kot stara lovilska rokavica,

790
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,705
in ima samo eno matico.

791
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:32,923
Timmy:

792
00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,273
[Ehren] Dobro jutro, Dolores.

793
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,057
Želim te vzeti
na ples,

794
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:40,453
ampak slišal sem Grdega Jeffa
vprašal in bil sem šokiran.

795
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,716
Timmy je zadet
Taser puščice.

796
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:43,891
Kaj?

797
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,936
Ne, jebi to! Ne, jebi to!

798
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,330
-[kričanje]
-[zapiranje]

799
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:49,592
[drugi se smejejo]

800
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,420
Jebi to službo!

801
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,944
[Johnny] Ne bodi jezen name.
Bodi jezen na pripovedovalca.

802
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:54,858
[Ehren] Nehaj!

803
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,077
Jebi se!

804
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,386
Jebiga!

805
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,518
[smeh, jecljanje] Timmy:

806
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,564
Daj mi sekundo,
Adam prekleti Ray!

807
00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:07,175
[Johnny] Timmy, ti si
drži igro!

808
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,308
Kako naj pridobim njeno ljubezen?

809
00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,311
Malo bi mi zagotovo koristilo
pomoč.

810
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,834
Zgoraj v špirovcih,

811
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,967
ljubka, a kmalu bo zajedljiva
Pojavi se Kupid.

812
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:18,969
-[Wee Man zastoka]
-[Ehren] Oh, kurac.

813
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,581
[smeh]

814
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:22,756
[Ehren] Oh, kurac.

815
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,454
[Adam] Kupid:

816
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:30,024
Timmy, šokiran sem, da te je vzelo
tako dolgo, da me pokliče.

817
00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:31,678
Premagal te bom, Chris.

818
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:34,594
Kupid je neusmiljeno šokiran
s paralizatorjem

819
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,813
in nato obmetavali
z ananasom.

820
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,424
[Wee Man] V redu! Ah!

821
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,427
ananas?

822
00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:43,516
Kaj pomeni ananas
imajo opraviti z Kupidom?

823
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,562
Kupid nato potegne lok nazaj
na svojo ljubezensko puščico

824
00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,651
in ustreli Dolores v oko.

825
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,305
-[vpije]
-[drugi stokajo]

826
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,350
oprosti.

827
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,481
Jaz nisem Dolores, stari!

828
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,440
[Johnny] Oprosti!

829
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:57,443
-[Adam] Timmy:
-Dolores, spravljaš me ob pamet!

830
00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:00,228
Počutim se kot svoje srce
bo eksplodiralo.

831
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,100
[Adam] Velika opeka
petard

832
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03,927
je lepljen
na Timmyjeve prsi,

833
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,016
in gori zelo dolga varovalka.

834
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,367
ne!

835
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,282
-[Wee Man] Oh, sranje.
-Ne!

836
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,240
[Wee Man kriči]

837
00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,199
[Adam] Timmyju eksplodira srce
kot melona.

838
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,287
Peče me!

839
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,071
-[kriči]
-[pokanje]

840
00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,987
[Ehren] Oh, kurac!

841
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,380
-[Dave] Oh, sranje!
-[Wee Man] Kaj?

842
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,990
[Ehren] Oh, kurac!

843
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,470
[Adam] In potem,
naša dva živa igralca

844
00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:25,993
prevzeti njihovo zmago
končni loki

845
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,169
saj Timmy visi tam
brez življenja in mlahav.

846
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:29,388
Konec.

847
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,868
-[Johnny] Juhu!
-[navijanje]

848
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,261
Dva palca gor.

849
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:39,311
V redu, no, to je
priložnost
da bom užival.

850
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,227
G. Knoxville

851
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:46,970
Ste se odločili za gostovanje
Faktor strahu za denar,

852
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495
ali ker res
vas je ustvarjalno vznemirilo?

853
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,279
-[vsi v smehu]
-Povej resnico!

854
00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:55,196
Vzburilo me je

855
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,242
-[napeto] ustvarjalno!
-[pokanje elektrike]

856
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,852
[smeh]

857
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,376
Nadaljuj. Nadaljuj.

858
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,731
v redu Izvolite.

859
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,697
[smeh]

860
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:21,266
puf! Zdaj sem stari kurac.
[smeh]

861
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,487
[plesna glasba igra v klubu]

862
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,405
Pozdravljene dame!

863
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:31,580
Hej, dedek, kako si?

864
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,713
Dobro! Kako si, srček?

865
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:35,236
V redu!

866
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,977
[predvaja vesela glasba]

867
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:40,546
[Irving] Vau.

868
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:48,031
[navijanje]

869
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,077
[Irving]
Spravil je svojega psa jim ven!

870
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,605
Kako ste dame?
počneš tukaj spodaj?

871
00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,347
Kaj boš naredil,
gledaj to ali gledaj nas?

872
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:00,914
Prišel sem vas gledat punce.

873
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,395
[smeh]

874
00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,701
Dame boste dobile
vsi delali

875
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:09,139
in potem upajmo
stari Irving lahko skoči tja.

876
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,229
-Kako ti je ime?
-[smeh]

877
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:12,273
Irving.

878
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:17,278
Morda bodo nekatere od teh dam
želim porcijo Irvinga,

879
00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:18,975
če veš kaj govorim.

880
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,238
[napovedovalec] Če ste pripravljeni na
naslednji zabavljač,

881
00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:21,935
potem nekdo reče: "Sem!"

882
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,197
sem!

883
00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,591
On je trši od podkve!

884
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,593
Kako trden si?

885
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,116
Trenutno sem precej ohlapen,

886
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249
vendar bi lahko
verjetno gre.

887
00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,381
[ženska] Želimo videti tvojega.
Želimo te
hoditi po rdeči preprogi.

888
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:34,600
[Irving]
Hoče videti mojega?

889
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,166
Sprehodite se po rdeči preprogi.

890
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,690
[Irving]
Takoj ji bom pokazal svojega!

891
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,127
Poskrbeli bomo za dež,
hoditi po rdeči preprogi.

892
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,260
šel bom. bom.
Sprehodil se bom po rdeči preprogi.

893
00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,479
Ja, stresel ga bom!

894
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,743
[živahna glasba se nadaljuje]

895
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,054
[napovedovalec] Ne vem
kaj za vraga se dogaja.

896
00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,936
[obiskovalci kluba sopihajo, navijajo]

897
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,902
[napovedovalec]
Ne, ne bo ostal.

898
00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:17,730
[smeh]

899
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:26,304
[navijanje se nadaljuje]

900
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,194
Jaz sem Bam Margera.

901
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,806
In rad bi brcal
rit mojega očeta danes ves dan.

902
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,026
Daj no, Bam.

903
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,202
Ne, moram iti
v službo, kreten!

904
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,204
Nehaj!

905
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,424
Daj no, moram iti
hudiča delati pravočasno!

906
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,687
-Boš nehal?
-[tupi]

907
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:05,778
[Johnny] Ali naj bom gol
kot lutka?

908
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,434
Dokler boš
pripni me, bom naredil.

909
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:13,307
[raketni tehnik]
Pet, štiri, tri, dva, ena!

910
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,530
[Steve-O] Oh, sranje.

911
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,532
-[Bam] Oh!
-[smeh]

912
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,059
[smeh]

913
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,670
- [Bam] Oh, moj bog!
-[Johnny] Oh, moj bog.

914
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,846
Ja, verjetno bom moral
drži se kot kurba.

915
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,326
[smeh]

916
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,806
[Johnny] Oh, moj bog,
to je noro!

917
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,416
[Chris] Oh, prosim.

918
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,853
Čudno je, da
privežite lutko na veliko raketo

919
00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:40,552
in potem glej, da ugasne
[posnema raketo]

920
00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:44,294
in nato reci: "Prav,
čas je, da začneš, Knox.

921
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,212
[Steve-O] Takšni trenutki so
te ko veš

922
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,128
Johnny Knoxville je
en grdast tip.

923
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,217
Dun, da-da-da-dun,
da-da-da-dun

924
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,871
da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-dun

925
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,656
Tako sem vesel, da nisem
zvezda tega filma.

926
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,048
[smeh]

927
00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,094
[Bam] Knoxville bo videl

928
00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:02,922
kaj je luna
bo videti kot.

929
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,535
Zagotovo bo šel
60 čevljev v zraku.

930
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,928
Uničen bo.

931
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,712
Ampak nočem
povej mu to.

932
00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:13,149
Vse bo v redu!

933
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,629
Živijo, sem Johnny Knoxville,

934
00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:16,631
in to je moje
"Velika rdeča raketa."

935
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:21,549
[raketni tehnik] Pet,
štiri, tri, dva, ena, pojdi!

936
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,773
[smeh]

937
00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:31,124
[Wee Man]
Kaj za vraga je bilo to?

938
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,908
- [Bam] Vau!
-[Ryan] Oh, moj bog.

939
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,127
[Wee Man] Prekleto, stari.

940
00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:36,042
[Steve-O] Kaj? Kaj?

941
00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,565
[Johnny] No, običajno,
rakete odpovedo

942
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,175
nazaj in naprej,
Rečeno mi je bilo,

943
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,526
vendar je bila raketa
ki je prišel ob strani.

944
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,963
Če bi bilo
kot tukaj

945
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,400
to je bila slika
na starem Knoxvillu.

946
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,576
[smeh]

947
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,057
In zdaj poskušamo znova.
Izstrelitev rakete traja dva.

948
00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,189
Strah me je samo gledati.

949
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:54,974
-Vem, ja.
-Hočem čelado Lance.

950
00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,758
Imam poln adrenalina.

951
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,673
[smeh]

952
00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,588
To ni najboljša ideja.

953
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,416
Ja, res je.

954
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,941
Jaz sem Johnny Knoxville
in grem na luno!

955
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:09,902
[raketni tehnik]
Pet, štiri, tri, dva, ena!

956
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,251
Kasneje.

957
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:16,430
[navijanje ekipe]

958
00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:19,346
ja! ja!

959
00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,916
[Bam] Če si v redu,
daj nam palec gor!

960
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,443
[Chris] Držal se je.

961
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:30,836
[Dave] To je bilo neverjetno.

962
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,012
[navijanje se nadaljuje]

963
00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,276
[Bam] Popolnoma super!

964
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,196
V redu, imamo
majhna zabava v pisarni.

965
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,112
Ampak na žalost,
Ron je tam

966
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:47,505
in je v groznem razpoloženju

967
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,376
ker njegova žena
ga spet zapustil.

968
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,943
Ubogi Ron.

969
00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:52,901
Morali bomo iti
ga razveseli.

970
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:53,946
Tako je. Ubijmo ga
s prijaznostjo, fantje.

971
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,425
Čas je za zabavo, fantje.

972
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,383
V redu, naredimo to,
naredimo to.

973
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:56,949
V redu, naredimo to.

974
00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,212
[kaki]
Pojdimo razveseliti Rona.

975
00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:00,953
Hej, Ron, kaj praviš?

976
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,650
Imeli bomo samo malo torte
in zabava tukaj?

977
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:04,217
Živjo, Ron,
Slišal sem za razhod.

978
00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,392
[Johnny] Ja.

979
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263
-[kriči]
-[smeh]

980
00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:11,877
Prekleti Ron!

981
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:14,488
Hej, Ron, daj no...
Joj! Sranje, Ron!

982
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,185
Joj!

983
00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,274
Prekleto bom poklical HR.

984
00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:19,537
[Jasper] Joj!

985
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,061
Oh, to je bila moja roka!

986
00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,373
Začenjam razmišljati
on je rasist.

987
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,941
[smeh]

988
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,204
Ron lahko diši
poceni parfum njegove žene

989
00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:37,293
po vsem Jasperju,
in je besen.

990
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,557
[Jasper] Ron, kul je.

991
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:42,995
[Poopies] Oh, ne!

992
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:53,309
No, to rešuje
pisarniška skrivnost

993
00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,050
o tem, kdo je zjebal Ronovo ženo.

994
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,965
[smeh]

995
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,230
[izdihne]

996
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:04,016
[vzdihne]

997
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,716
-Jaz sem Steve-O. Oh, kurac!
-[smeh]

998
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,593
Oh, zakaj jih imam
biti Steve-O?

999
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:23,949
Jaz sem Steve-O
in to je "Tee Ball."

1000
00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,212
[težko diha]

1001
00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,606
-[godrnja]
-[smeh]

1002
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:32,740
Spomnim se, da sem videl posnetek

1003
00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,394
"Box Down Stairs"
kdaj

1004
00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:37,658
takoj po strelu,
v montažni sobi in

1005
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,878
Vedno sem se spraševal zakaj
ni bilo dovoljeno biti na televiziji,

1006
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,793
in potem sem izvedel
da je bilo preveč posnemljivo?

1007
00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:42,750
[Johnny] Ja.

1008
00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,099
Duh.

1009
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,797
Ja, imam
dve herniji diska

1010
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,408
zaradi
"Box Down Stairs." [smeh]

1011
00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:50,105
Tja smo dali blazino,
ali dva.

1012
00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,194
Ja, hvala.
Hvala za te blazine.

1013
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:56,329
-[smeh]
-Oh, človek, ubilo je!

1014
00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,771
[Greg] Potrebuješ enega
za njegovo glavo.

1015
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,165
[Jeff] V redu,
samo skloni glavo.

1016
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,082
[smeh]

1017
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:17,829
[Johnny]
Pohitimo in naredimo to!

1018
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:19,308
[Jeff] Brez skrbi,
posnamemo ga.

1019
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:20,745
[Greg] Lahko dihaš?

1020
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,311
[Johnny] Ni dobro.

1021
00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:30,058
[Jeff] V redu, gremo.
Ste pripravljeni?

1022
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:33,540
[Johnny godrnja]

1023
00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,674
-Oh! Oh.
-[smeh]

1024
00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:44,246
[Jeff] Spravi ga nazaj.

1025
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,248
[Greg] Počakaj, je to vrh
ali dno?

1026
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,778
Oh. [smeh]

1027
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:56,519
[Dave] Si v redu?

1028
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,999
[smeh] Ne, nisem.

1029
00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,698
To je res bolelo.
Rad bi videl predvajanje.

1030
00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,308
[Jeff] V nekem trenutku,
pravkar je vzletelo,

1031
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:03,744
kot ti
dejansko poletel v zrak.

1032
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:10,359
Na prvih olimpijskih igrah,
nastopali so goli.

1033
00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,753
-Oh, ja.
-In

1034
00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,669
radi bi naredili, uh,

1035
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,845
enega od dogodkov
od prvih olimpijskih iger,

1036
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,238
skok v višino,

1037
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,022
in če bi to naredil
dolar gol.

1038
00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:23,111
-V redu. [smeh]
-[smeh]

1039
00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,939
[Johnny]
In veste, kako to počnejo.

1040
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,420
Nekako se zaženejo
in potem se nekako obrnejo?

1041
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:28,856
[Chris] Ja, ja,
Fosburyjev flop.

1042
00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,336
[Johnny]
Ja, stari Fosburyjev flop.

1043
00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,164
-Ja.
-Mislim, da je Dick Fosbury.

1044
00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:33,905
-Ja.
-Oh, je to kdo izumil?

1045
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,950
Ja, in zdaj imamo
Big Dick Fosbury,

1046
00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,386
stari Chris Pontius.

1047
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,388
- [težko diha]
-[udarjanje po koži]

1048
00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,477
Sem Chris Pontius,
in to je "Skok s palico".

1049
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:42,914
Čakaj, zajebal sem svoj ritem.

1050
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,308
[smeh]

1051
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:49,268
-[izdihne]
-Jaz sem Chris Pontius,
in to je "Skok s palico."

1052
00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:50,486
Ah, čisto sem zajebal.

1053
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,662
[smeh]

1054
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,055
[Jeff] Moramo dobiti nekaj
čisti zvok tega.
Približajte se.

1055
00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,274
-Pojdi tja.
-Ja, razumem.

1056
00:45:56,144 --> 00:45:57,798
v redu,
tahitijska plesalka.

1057
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:01,584
[težko diha]

1058
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,499
Detroit Muscle Rock.

1059
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,769
[smeh]

1060
00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:15,468
Sem Chris Pontius,
in to je "Skok s palico."

1061
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,383
- [težko diha]
-[smeh]

1062
00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:18,732
[Rachel] Ja, Chris.

1063
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:19,907
[Steve-O] Hu-hu!

1064
00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:28,176
[na zdravje] Ja-- Oh!

1065
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,656
[Zach] Skoraj

1066
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,962
Začel si skakati
od predaleč nazaj.

1067
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,267
Vem,
Čisto sem zajebal.

1068
00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:34,530
Oh!

1069
00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:37,751
Moj kot je bil napačen.

1070
00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,369
[navijanje]

1071
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:49,110
[zmagoslavno predvajanje glasbe]

1072
00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593
[Johnny] To je bilo neverjetno.

1073
00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:04,604
[Bam izdihne] Prihaja Dunn.

1074
00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:05,823
[smeh]

1075
00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,878
[eksplozija]

1076
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:23,014
[smeh]

1077
00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:28,976
Ni šans, stari!

1078
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,283
Preprosto sva preživela toliko časa
pripravljam se.

1079
00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:34,373
-Je na meni modro?
-[smeh]

1080
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,940
Tako sem srečna.

1081
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:37,289
Veliko je modrega.

1082
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,551
Stari, ta stvar gre.

1083
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,987
[Johnny se smeje]

1084
00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:44,470
[Bam] O čem se govori, uh,
"Rentgen zadnjice"?

1085
00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,602
Evo, spet.

1086
00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,213
Vsi prekleto pravijo
zame bom nekaj naredil

1087
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,823
Nikoli nisem rekel
Nameraval sem. veš

1088
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,259
nisem jebal
zavezati se temu.

1089
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,000
[Ryan]
Kaj hočejo, da narediš?

1090
00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,350
Hočejo, da prekleto začnem
porivati mi sranje v rit!

1091
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:58,571
[Bam] Mislil sem, da je to...
To ni bila vaša ideja?

1092
00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,747
Ne, to ni bila moja ideja.

1093
00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:03,010
Mislim, vedno sem bil
zabaval z idejo.

1094
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:06,187
Nikoli nisem rekel
Jaz bi to naredil. veš

1095
00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:08,189
[Bam]
Torej tega ne počnete.

1096
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:09,974
Prekleto močno dvomim.

1097
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,671
veš

1098
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,020
In če obstaja
prekleti problem s tem

1099
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,108
potem morda
lahko začne kdo drug

1100
00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:15,588
riti jim v rit.

1101
00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:16,850
veš

1102
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,506
Zdaj se mažem

1103
00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,290
[Jeff]
Ne vidim avta, Ryan.

1104
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,118
mali avtomobilček

1105
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,859
ker bom
daj mi ga v rit.

1106
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:29,036
[smeh]

1107
00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,735
[Bam]
Samo potisni ga za vraga.

1108
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,867
[Ryan] Oh, jebiga.

1109
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:35,782
[Steve-O] Oh, hudiča, ne!

1110
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,219
Stari, občutek je
tako prekleto grdo.

1111
00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,917
[smeh]

1112
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,527
res. veš kaj

1113
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,746
Res se sprašujem
sam zdaj.

1114
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:46,706
[Jeff] Je že skoraj notri?

1115
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,925
[Ryan] Prišlo je, stari.

1116
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,404
-[Manny] Je noter?
-Ja.

1117
00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,450
-[Manny] Gremo.
-Oh, kurac!

1118
00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:53,931
Čutim, da moram
sranje v rit.

1119
00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,020
[smeh]

1120
00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:00,807
Oh, kurac.

1121
00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,462
Nisem preveč navdušen
o tem skeču.

1122
00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:04,942
Ni moj najljubši
kdaj sem naredil,

1123
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,595
ker obstaja
avto igračka v moji riti.

1124
00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,728
Ampak to je "Rentgen zadnjice."

1125
00:49:15,126 --> 00:49:17,302
Mislim, da potrebujem rentgen.

1126
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:18,912
-[receptor] Antoine?
-[dr. Antoine] Ja?

1127
00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,262
kako si

1128
00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:22,568
Kar dobro.

1129
00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,701
-Jaz sem Ryan, in to--
-Kaj lahko storim za vas?

1130
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,269
Sinoči sem se zabaval
z nekaterimi bratovščinami.

1131
00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:29,923
Onesvestila sem se.

1132
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,751
Verjetno sem padel
in nekaj pokvaril

1133
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,622
ker mi ni uspelo
hoditi prav od.

1134
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,015
Zdaj bomo naredili rentgen

1135
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,277
-V redu.
- biti prepričan.

1136
00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:38,584
- Bomo pogledali.
-V redu.

1137
00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,328
To je udobno.

1138
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:44,459
[radiolog]
Zadrži dih. Ne premikajte se.

1139
00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:48,028
[brenčanje]

1140
00:49:58,604 --> 00:49:59,997
[zdravnik 1] Oh, vau!

1141
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:00,867
[zdravnik 2]
Kaj je to? Kaj imaš?

1142
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,781
[zdravnik 1] Kaj je to?

1143
00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:02,869
[zdravnik govori špansko]

1144
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,479
[smeh]

1145
00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:05,480
-[zdravnik 2] Kaj za vraga?
-[zdravnik 1] Avto?

1146
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:06,960
[Jeff] Kaj je to?

1147
00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:09,180
[zdravnik 2]
Je njegov avto, ne? Igrača.

1148
00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,138
-Avto igračka.
-[dr. Antoine] Avto igračka?

1149
00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:12,313
[zdravnik 2] To je kolo.

1150
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:14,881
Vidiš to?

1151
00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,361
[v španščini]
To je majhen avto.

1152
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:22,497
To je majhna igrača.

1153
00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:27,024
Včeraj so bili na zabavi
in vsi so omedleli

1154
00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:31,680
in seksala sta
drug z drugim
in podobne stvari.

1155
00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:35,162
Bili so zadrogirani
včeraj zvečer.

1156
00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:36,772
Kaj je to?

1157
00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,209
[Ryan] Pojma nimam.

1158
00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,732
To ni del tebe.

1159
00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:41,777
To je nekaj ekstra.

1160
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:44,084
Vedel bi, če bi to jedel.

1161
00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:46,695
Ne, ne boš mogel
pogoltniti to.

1162
00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:48,654
To je avtomobilska igrača.

1163
00:50:48,828 --> 00:50:50,569
[Ryan] No, kako
avto igrača pride tja?

1164
00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,832
Mogoče si ga zataknil
v rit.

1165
00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:54,573
Nič nisem lepil
v mojo rit.

1166
00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,618
[Jeff] Bog. Ste že kdaj videli
kaj takega?

1167
00:50:57,576 --> 00:50:59,230
Ne, nikoli nisem videl
to tam notri.

1168
00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,102
sem videl
povsod avto igrače,

1169
00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,887
ampak ne,
nikoli v danki nekoga.

1170
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,454
[Ryan] Ne moreš ga izvleči?
Nimaš--

1171
00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:09,109
Ne, jaz sem zdravnik.

1172
00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:12,417
Ampak to prakticiram,
Samo rentgen.

1173
00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:15,072
[Ryan] Misliš, da morda lahko
samo veš, izkakati?

1174
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,075
Ne boste mogli
da se izkaka.

1175
00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:19,859
Pravzaprav vas bo bolelo.

1176
00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,991
Pravzaprav jaz

1177
00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:24,429
Mislim, da niti ni dobro
zate, da ga izkakaš.

1178
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,257
[Jeff] Kaj se bo zgodilo
če jemljete Ex-Lax?

1179
00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:27,258
Will that help?

1180
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:29,608
Ne, če vzame Ex-Lax,

1181
00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:32,567
dobi veliko drisko,
ampak brez avta.

1182
00:51:32,741 --> 00:51:33,873
-[zdravnik 3] Je tam zgoraj?
-[smeh]

1183
00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,267
Piti mora veliko.

1184
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,400
[Ryan] Mislim,
ne pokaži vsem.

1185
00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:44,318
-Samo pojdi k zdravniku.
Z nikomer se ne pogovarjaš
-Ja.

1186
00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:46,538
tvojemu dekletu,
svojemu fantu, komur koli.

1187
00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:48,235
Nikomur ne poveš,
v redu

1188
00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:50,411
On že ve.
To je preveč ljudi.

1189
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,760
Cenim to.

1190
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:52,848
Hvala
ker skrbiš zame.

1191
00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:53,980
-V redu.
- Še enkrat hvala.

1192
00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:56,287
Moram videti!

1193
00:51:56,461 --> 00:51:58,027
[smeh]

1194
00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,165
[Chris]
Je še vedno v tvoji riti?

1195
00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:06,123
[Ryan]
Ja, morava v hotel

1196
00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,298
in potegnite to stvar ven.

1197
00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:17,743
-[Johnny] Ooh.
-[Ryan] Oh!

1198
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,093
udarec! Dobro.

1199
00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:21,399
[Preston zastoka]

1200
00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,968
Živijo, ime mi je
Johnny Knoxville.

1201
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:30,321
Dobrodošli v igri Dum Dum:
Part Deux,”

1202
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,628
-aka "Dvojni boom."
-[vsi v smehu]

1203
00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:36,414
V tem tekmovanju,
naših štirih tekmovalcev

1204
00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:38,459
in naša posebna gostujoča zvezda,

1205
00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:40,200
Paul Walter Hauser,

1206
00:52:41,593 --> 00:52:43,334
bodo sedeli
na tem vročem sedežu

1207
00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,118
in odgovorite na trivialna vprašanja.

1208
00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,164
Ste vsi pripravljeni začeti?

1209
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:48,121
[Larry] Jao.

1210
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:49,862
Vzgojimo Zacha.

1211
00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:51,733
v redu

1212
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,995
On je angel.

1213
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,823
Oh, fant,
tam je dvojni boom.

1214
00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,261
Kaj za vraga?

1215
00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,393
Jasper, usedi se.

1216
00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:02,570
-[stokanje]
-Ja, Jasper, gremo!

1217
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:05,356
[Johnny] V redu, Jasper.

1218
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,185
Kje je bil tvoj oče,
Dark Shark, rojen?

1219
00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:09,273
Jebiga. [smeh]

1220
00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,144
kaj?! Mislim, kaj?

1221
00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:13,190
Stari, trudim se
da ti dam softball.

1222
00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:14,800
Samo spusti ga!

1223
00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,454
Predvidevam, kot Crenshaw,
območje Benetk?

1224
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,195
South Central.

1225
00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:20,153
[vsi vzklikajo]

1226
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,199
Jezus Kristus, Jasper!

1227
00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:23,461
Vse je isto!

1228
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:24,679
To je sramotno. Moral bi

1229
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,333
- biti sram.
-Resno, Jasper?

1230
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,988
V redu, kaj je Jeffovo
priimek, naš direktor?

1231
00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,859
Kurec.
Ne, Tremaine, Tremaine.

1232
00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,121
Bog, le vstani s stola!

1233
00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:33,297
[vsi v smehu]

1234
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,082
Ja, Jasper!

1235
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,824
Paul, razumeš
ste že

1236
00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,695
prebil v šovbiznis,
prav?

1237
00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,262
[vsi v smehu]

1238
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,830
[Johnny] Ne potrebuješ
da bi to počel.

1239
00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:47,702
To je kot Izmisli si željo,
če bi bila kazen.

1240
00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:51,010
Videl sem že hujše riti, Zach.
Samo pravim.

1241
00:53:51,184 --> 00:53:52,141
-Hvala.
-V redu.

1242
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,361
[Larry] Pošlji mi povezavo.

1243
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,233
[Johnny] Koliko zemelj

1244
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,236
bi lahko stal noter
naše žareče sonce?

1245
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,108
Če morate poklicati prijatelja,
Larryja lahko vprašaš tukaj.

1246
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,022
Larry.

1247
00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:04,893
[Larry] Ja?

1248
00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:07,331
Ali veste, koliko Zemlje
bi lahko stal v notranjosti sonca?

1249
00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:08,854
[Larry] Razmišljam

1250
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,159
Razmišljanje

1251
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:11,596
Razmišljanje

1252
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:13,946
Prekleto, pohoten sem.

1253
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,209
Oh, Larry!

1254
00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:18,037
Odjebi, Larry.
Rekel bom sedem.

1255
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:19,647
-Oh, to si zajebal.
-Rekel bom sedem.

1256
00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,823
Ena točka tri milijone.

1257
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,521
[Larry] To sem hotel reči.

1258
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,741
Oh, fant.

1259
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,047
kakci! pridi no

1260
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,267
Hvala bogu, da nisem zadnji.

1261
00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:31,485
No

1262
00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:32,704
Mislim, da ni zadnjega.

1263
00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,009
Gre kar naprej
krog in krog.

1264
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:35,097
-Ja, lutka.
-Ja.

1265
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,490
Stari, a si neumen?

1266
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,928
Ehren
tvoj obraz je grd, zato samo...

1267
00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:41,278
ooo

1268
00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:44,368
Vau, bolna opeklina!

1269
00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:46,108
Oh, diši.

1270
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,982
Koliko barv
sestaviti klasično mavrico?

1271
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:55,117
Modra, rumena,
oranžna, zelena, vijolična

1272
00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,076
Rdeča

1273
00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,731
in

1274
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:01,776
Imaš to, Poopies.

1275
00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:03,735
Bela.

1276
00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,606
[smeh]

1277
00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,739
Oh, moj bog. Spustite ga!

1278
00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:09,654
Oh, moj bog. Oh, moj bog.

1279
00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:13,745
Naj samo...
Počakaj, to je treba
premakni se še malo...

1280
00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:16,051
Oprosti, preprosto sem moral
malo premakni.

1281
00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:17,183
Oh, moj bog.

1282
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:19,403
-V redu.
-[smeh]

1283
00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:23,320
[Johnny] Kakšne barve so kakci
so čevlji, ki jih nosim?

1284
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,019
-Ne vidim.
-[vsi v smehu]

1285
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,891
[Wee Man] Ne glej!

1286
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,632
-[Johnny] Kakšne barve
so čevlji, ki jih nosim?
-Rdeča.

1287
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,505
Vau!

1288
00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:36,594
Ehren je vstal!

1289
00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,944
-Zach, si v redu?
-Oh, ja, super sem.

1290
00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,990
To je zanič, stari.
Kaj za vraga?

1291
00:55:43,035 --> 00:55:45,777
[vzklikne]

1292
00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:48,127
-Oh, moj-- Oh, bog.
-[Johnny] Oh, Jezus.

1293
00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,216
-[dajanje]
-[Johnny] Prosim, ne bruhaj.

1294
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,870
-Nehaj!
-[Larry] Če bruhaš
v njegovi zadnjici

1295
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,915
to je sedem let smole.

1296
00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:56,048
-[vsi v smehu]
-[dajanje]

1297
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,702
[Johnny] V redu, Ehren.

1298
00:55:57,876 --> 00:56:01,749
-Kdo je igral in napisal
-[gagi]

1299
00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,448
"Vila Meter"?

1300
00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:06,058
Jaz sem vila Meter.

1301
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,103
To je-- To bi bilo
Ehren McGhehey.

1302
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,278
Nevarnost Ehren. jaz

1303
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,019
Vse. Končni odgovor.

1304
00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,194
In to je najhuje
smo že kdaj posneli.

1305
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,066
To ni kul, stari!

1306
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,417
-[kričanje]
-[vsi vzklikajo]

1307
00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,380
Gor, gor, gor, gor, gor! Gor!

1308
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,645
[gaganje]

1309
00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:31,692
[kašljanje, bruhanje]

1310
00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,132
Počakaj!

1311
00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:39,526
-[stokanje]
-[vsi v smehu]

1312
00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:43,487
Odpovedati se moramo temu
za Zacha zagotovo, stari.

1313
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,314
[Johnny] Jao, Zach!

1314
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,405
To je to za
"Igra Dum Dum: Part Deux."

1315
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,452
Nekaj mojih najljubših delov je,

1316
00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,585
kot,
tiste, ki samo, tam je--

1317
00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:56,500
Kot da sedimo okoli,
nimamo kaj početi.

1318
00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:58,284
Potem nekdo reče,
"Pojdi po Super lepilo".

1319
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,547
Nekako tako kot se je zgodilo
z Bradom Pittom.

1320
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,375
-[smeh]
-Bil je tam

1321
00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:04,421
za snemanje "Night Monkey",

1322
00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,248
in si rečeš: »Zakaj pa ne
te samo ugrabimo?"

1323
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,511
In rekel je: "V redu."

1324
00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,338
In imeli smo
prisotnost duha

1325
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,079
da pokliče policijo

1326
00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,082
da vedo
da ne upošteva klicev 9-1-1

1327
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,606
o Bradu Pittu
biti ugrabljen.

1328
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,085
[smeh]

1329
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,696
»Vem, da se to samo sliši
res specifično,

1330
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,393
ampak Brada Pitta
bo ugrabljen.”

1331
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,308
-[smeh]
-"Ampak to je šala."

1332
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,572
»Ja, to je šala.
To se ne bi nikoli zgodilo.”

1333
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,185
Živjo, jaz sem Brad Pitt
in bom ugrabljen.

1334
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:32,361
[Brandon] V redu, dobro.
Se vidimo tam zunaj.

1335
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:34,407
Zabava s slavnimi.

1336
00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:56,951
Joj, Brad Pitt!

1337
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,084
Brez sranja!

1338
00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:02,609
Brez sranja! Ne, to je Brad Pitt!
Oh, kako gre, stari?

1339
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,046
-Je počasen.
-V redu, v redu.
Oddahni si, stari.

1340
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,700
Ja, ampak lahko
dobiti avtogram?

1341
00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:08,354
-Daj no, stari.
-Ja, ujemite ga, zdaj! Dobi ga!

1342
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,095
-Pojdi v prekleti avto!
-Kaj delaš?!

1343
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,792
- Prekleto sranje.
-Počakaj!

1344
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,533
[Brad] Hej, hej! pomoč!

1345
00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,970
pomoč! pomoč! pomoč! pomoč!

1346
00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:17,276
[gledalec] Hej,
kaj delaš z njim?

1347
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:19,713
-Pusti ga pri miru.
-Pojdi, pojdi, pojdi!

1348
00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:21,280
[Brad kriči]

1349
00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:25,197
[moški v vrsti] Kurbin sin.

1350
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:26,764
[Bam] Oh, sranje!

1351
00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:27,939
[Chris] Poglej ga.

1352
00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:30,985
-[vsi v smehu]
-O, jebemti!

1353
00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,247
[Bam] Ja.

1354
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,684
Je kot droga, ja.

1355
00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:34,989
[Brandon] Prižgi luči.

1356
00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,208
Dobiš registrsko tablico?

1357
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:37,862
Sranje, nekdo pokliče policijo.

1358
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,604
Je bil to Brad Pitt?
-Ja.

1359
00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:42,214
Kaj se je pravkar zgodilo?
Kaj za vraga?

1360
00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,955
Brad Pitt je bil ugrabljen.

1361
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,740
Ja, ja, to je bil Brad Pitt?

1362
00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,742
-Vidite [nerazločno]
-Brad Pitt, je bil tukaj?

1363
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,657
Brad Pitt je bil na vrsti
in bil je pravičen

1364
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,006
ugrabljen
in vrgli v kombi.

1365
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,747
Res se ne hecam.

1366
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,444
Neki tip je bil kot
grabi me za rit,

1367
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,882
poskuša me raztrgati
ven iz avta.

1368
00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:00,014
Res je bil
tudi boj, da ne bi vstopil.

1369
00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,929
Ja, popolnoma.

1370
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:02,974
-Dober igralec si, stari.
-[Brad] Oh, hvala, Chris.

1371
00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,192
[vsi v smehu]

1372
00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,719
Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville
in bom

1373
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,808
te kmalu povozi avto.

1374
00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,200
[vrtljaji motorja]

1375
00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,427
V redu, fantje, imamo
Tory Belleci iz Uničevalca mitov.

1376
00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:24,386
Zato sem se odločil poskusiti trik
prvič doslej.

1377
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,650
In odkrito povedano, lepa sem
živčen zaradi tega, v redu?

1378
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,174
Ste pripravljeni?

1379
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:30,958
[izdihne]

1380
00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:37,356
[požirki]

1381
00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:39,097
[godrnja]

1382
00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,101
[godrnjanje, sopihanje]

1383
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:48,280
-[Johnny] Oh, ne.
-[godrnja]

1384
00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:50,412
-[Johnny] Uf.
-[Steve-O godrnja]

1385
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,459
Na mizi. Morda bomo
igranje namiznega tenisa.

1386
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,069
[vsi v smehu]

1387
00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,680
[Johnny] Počakaj, počakaj, počakaj.

1388
00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:58,769
lahko

1389
00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:00,814
-[vsi v smehu]
-Imaš to?

1390
01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:02,816
[stokanje]

1391
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,470
Velik je pet centimetrov.

1392
01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,385
[vsi v smehu]

1393
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:09,606
-[stokanje]
-Oh, krona se!

1394
01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:13,218
Mogoče bi morali
postavite žogico za namizni tenis

1395
01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:14,872
v rit
in ga nato izbruhal.

1396
01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,009
[napeto] Dobil ga bom,
Dobil ga bom.

1397
01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:24,490
ne vem,
ta mit bi lahko bil razbit.

1398
01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:25,883
[vsi v smehu]

1399
01:00:26,884 --> 01:00:28,450
V redu, fantje, tukaj je stvar.

1400
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,541
Postavil sem žogico za namizni tenis
v mojih ustih, kajne?

1401
01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:33,891
ja

1402
01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,675
-Pretvarja se, da ga požiram.
-Ja.

1403
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,156
Ampak sem se že zataknil
žogico za ping-pong v mojo rit.

1404
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,375
Zdaj mislim, da sem ga izgubil.

1405
01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,768
Oh, bog.

1406
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:45,250
Dober čarovnik
nikoli ne razkrije svojih trikov.

1407
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,339
-Ja, prav.
-[stokanje]

1408
01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:50,081
To je naš zadnji dan snemanja
po 25 letih

1409
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,561
in se nismo naučili
prekleta stvar.

1410
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,172
-[vsi v smehu]
-[stokanje]

1411
01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,477
Potisni!

1412
01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:57,523
Oh, fuj!

1413
01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:58,785
Oh, moj bog.

1414
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,048
[vse stoka, vzklikne]

1415
01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,007
[Johnny]
To je bil umazan trik!

1416
01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,139
[Steve-O] Vzemi.

1417
01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:07,228
To niti ni bilo, niste
se celo približati cilju.

1418
01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:09,840
Oh, ne!

1419
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,192
Vzemi psa.
Pojdi, prijatelj. Pojdi, prijatelj.

1420
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,239
[Jasper]
Slišal je padanje žoge.

1421
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,676
-Vi ostanite.
-O, moj bog!

1422
01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:20,851
Prekleto je delovalo.

1423
01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:22,374
[vsi v smehu]

1424
01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:27,901
To je ves sir, brez čarovnice.

1425
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:33,690
Vse to je moka
za našega prijatelja Bama.

1426
01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:35,692
Preoblikovali ga bomo v starino
ko pride sem.

1427
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,217
-V redu.
-Vstopim.

1428
01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,827
-Vstopa?
-Tam je, vstopa.

1429
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,350
-Kaj dogaja?
-Kaj je?

1430
01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,309
[smeh]
Ni veliko. Kako si?

1431
01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:45,527
-Dobro.
-Daj pet!

1432
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,921
[vsi v smehu]

1433
01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,450
Oh, moj bog.

1434
01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:05,243
To je bil najboljši do sedaj.

1435
01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,768
fantje,
brcnil si me v rit.

1436
01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:09,813
imaš...

1437
01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:12,511
[Johnny] Dobil je starinsko!

1438
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,430
[Bam]
Tako nisem bil pripravljen na to.

1439
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,345
[Dave]
To je bilo tako dobro. šel si...

1440
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,563
Oh, dobro jutro, človek.

1441
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,522
-Dobro jutro, Bam.
-Na zdravje.

1442
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,480
-Oh, sranje.
-Prekleto.

1443
01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,919
Veste, to imamo
the

1444
01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:32,357
izgleda kot pes--
šok ovratnica za

1445
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:33,750
- Taser?
-za vrat?

1446
01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:35,447
-Je ena za tvojega tiča?
-Ja

1447
01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:38,145
Poopies je rekel, da hoče
da poskusim videti, če šokira.

1448
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,844
Nisem rekel, ampak bom.
Nisem rekel.

1449
01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,628
[Johnny]
Oh, mislil sem, da si rekel.

1450
01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,021
Bil si kot,
"Ja, to bi bilo super."

1451
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,500
[smeh]
Kdaj sem to rekel?

1452
01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:48,155
Rekel si...
Ja, rekli ste: "Bolan!"

1453
01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:51,419
Lahko gre kdo po, uh
šok ovratnica za vaš penis?

1454
01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,812
Ja, tekel bom in ga dobil.

1455
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,335
Oprostite,
za Poopiesov penis.

1456
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:56,990
V redu, tam je.

1457
01:02:57,164 --> 01:02:59,253
Videti je kot njegov tič
v hišnem priporu.

1458
01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:00,777
[vsi v smehu]

1459
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,388
[Johnny]
Ne vem, zakaj smo se odločili

1460
01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,956
da bi to posnel
na strani pečine.

1461
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,915
Živjo, jaz sem Poo-- [kriči]

1462
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,612
-[Johnny] Počakaj! žal mi je
-Jebiga!

1463
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,223
-Poopies, oprosti.
-Ne, tega ne bom naredil!

1464
01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:13,964
-Ne, daj no, Poopies!
- Dal sem ti priložnost!

1465
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,922
žal mi je žal mi je
Še enkrat.

1466
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,706
Še enkrat, tega ne bom naredil.

1467
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:20,361
Jaz sem Poopies
in to je »Balance Beam

1468
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,233
z taserjem na mojem kurcu.«

1469
01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:23,712
[Jasper] Bo
doseči T-in-out.

1470
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,192
[Dave] Uspelo mi bo
vso pot čez.

1471
01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:27,107
[kriči] Oh, kurac!

1472
01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:28,761
Ti bi moral
pristati na gredi.

1473
01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:29,675
[Johnny] Moraš
umakni roko z grede.

1474
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:30,850
počakaj.

1475
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,723
[kričanje]

1476
01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,073
-Oh, kurac!
-[vsi v smehu]

1477
01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,205
Prekleto sem končal, končal sem.

1478
01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:41,034
Ne morem niti pomisliti
kaj drugega
ampak moj kurac prav zdaj.

1479
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,209
Enako.

1480
01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:43,428
[smeh]

1481
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,391
-Jebiga!
-[Johnny]
Sploh te nisem šokiral.

1482
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,350
-Kaj se je zgodilo?
-Razmišljam o meni.

1483
01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,918
- Njegov um in duh.
-[vsi v smehu]

1484
01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,745
To bi bilo prvič.

1485
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,530
To bi bilo prvič
to se je kdaj zgodilo.

1486
01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,314
-[Rachel] Ja, kakec.
-Saj imaš to, Poops.

1487
01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:03,230
[Jasper]
pridi no Uravnoteži, srček.

1488
01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:05,798
[Rachel] Tako si privlačna.

1489
01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,714
-[kričanje]
-[vsi v smehu]

1490
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,117
[Dave] Stari, skoraj si
skotalil po tej pečini!

1491
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,902
[Jasper] Dave te je rešil.

1492
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:27,951
[Jeff] Skoči ven.

1493
01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,259
[stokanje, smeh]

1494
01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:45,664
Zadnji film, Danger Ehren
je bil vsestranski MVP.

1495
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:51,017
Film pred tem, 3D,
Ryan Dunn je bil MVP.

1496
01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:53,237
Počutim se, kot da sem imel
nekaj močnih trenutkov

1497
01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:55,543
v vseh naših obrokih,

1498
01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,676
ampak ne mislim
Lahko bi kdaj trdil

1499
01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:01,114
da sem bil res, kot,
MVP enega.

1500
01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:02,899
In ko sem se tega naučil

1501
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,596
tam bi bilo
še ena priložnost,

1502
01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:09,906
Obupno sem si želel
stopite korak naprej in samo naredite stvar.

1503
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,386
Ja, prišel sem v službo
za tole, stari.

1504
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,172
In bar je bil
precej visoko.

1505
01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:18,349
Ampak, uh, to ti bom povedal,
zadnjica me res boli.

1506
01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:19,524
[smeh]

1507
01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:24,224
Ko dosežeš naša leta,
moraš na kolonoskopijo,

1508
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,313
in to se začne
s pitjem teh stvari

1509
01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,359
to popolnoma
te odplakne.

1510
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:34,974
Če niste stari 50 let in ne
veste, to je super odvajalo.

1511
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,415
V samo nekaj minutah smo
bo silovito pokakal,

1512
01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:43,026
medtem ko se preizkušamo

1513
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,465
z igro spretnosti,
prilagodljivost in podobno.

1514
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,294
Igra "človeška pereca".

1515
01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,426
Ampak hvala bogu, da imamo
te čudovite mode,

1516
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,081
da ti dam
notranji pogled na dogajanje.

1517
01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,735
Ljudje nimajo
veliko vere vate

1518
01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,998
da ne bruhaš
v tem delu, Lance.

1519
01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:01,348
ne? Se ne bo zgodilo?
v redu

1520
01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,133
Se bomo igrali?

1521
01:06:03,307 --> 01:06:04,743
Steve-O bo šel prvi, v redu?

1522
01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,485
Desna roka, oranžna.

1523
01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:08,529
Prav tam.

1524
01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,578
Takoj sem noter
ognjena črta tukaj.

1525
01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,275
[Rachel]
Chris, leva noga, vijolična.

1526
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,624
Oprosti, Preston.

1527
01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,278
-[gledalci stokajo]
-[Ehren] Ja.

1528
01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:19,714
[Chris]
Pravkar sem prdnil. Zvokal sem.

1529
01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,326
Oh, vau, to je zelo pogumno.

1530
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,067
[Johnny] Oh, mislim
ga je zavrtela

1531
01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:26,504
in rekel,
"Chris, uh, desna noga, roza."

1532
01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,245
-[Chris] Prekleto--
-[Johnny] Ja, ja.

1533
01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:29,333
[Chris] Oh, poglej naravnost noter
oko nevihte.

1534
01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:30,508
[vsi v smehu]

1535
01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,337
V redu, leva noga, vijolična.

1536
01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:36,514
To bo leva noga
rjava, zelo kmalu.

1537
01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:37,732
Kaj je narobe, Lance?

1538
01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:39,778
Lance zboli.

1539
01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:41,693
-[Rachel]
Steve-O, leva noga, roza.
-[Johnny] Oh, stari.

1540
01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,912
[vsi vzklikajo]

1541
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,305
[Wee Man] Dave!

1542
01:06:45,479 --> 01:06:46,219
[Rachel] Vidva
gre odlično.

1543
01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:48,613
Imamo puščavca!

1544
01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:50,267
-Uh-oh.
-Steve-O's--

1545
01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,095
O, bog!

1546
01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:55,011
Oh, moj bog.

1547
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,317
[Poopies] Dave,
poglej na desno.

1548
01:06:57,491 --> 01:06:59,319
[vsi vzklikajo]

1549
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,235
[Jasper] Poglej ga.

1550
01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:04,150
[Chris] Fuj, grozno!

1551
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,673
[Chris]
Drži se.

1552
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,154
[vsa zmešnjava]

1553
01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,330
[Rachel] Desna roka, zelena.

1554
01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,898
[Johnny] Prekleto,
rekla je desna roka, zelena!

1555
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,727
[davljanje, bruhanje]

1556
01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:17,120
[Ehren] Jebi to!

1557
01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,559
O moj bog!

1558
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,822
[Johnny] Kako si, Lance?
Še vedno visi notri?

1559
01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,911
[Johnny se smeje]

1560
01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:28,087
-Nikoli nisem
tako slabo zavohala kakec.
-Ne.

1561
01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:30,220
O moj bog!

1562
01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:34,224
Oh, moj... Še vedno je ši

1563
01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:37,009
-O moj bog.
-[ljudje bruhajo]

1564
01:07:37,183 --> 01:07:38,706
[Johnny] Kako nisi bruhal?

1565
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,231
Steve-O je zmagovalec

1566
01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:44,712
-[Rachel] Ja, Steve-O!
-človeške preste!

1567
01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:47,193
-Takoj prihaja. v redu
-O, bog. Pojdi stran od tukaj.

1568
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:55,288
[Poopies] Pojdi desno gor
in tuš, Steve-O, tuš.

1569
01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:56,550
Dobro opravljeno, bubba!

1570
01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:01,033
[nerazločno klepetanje]

1571
01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:05,298
Ne reci ničesar.

1572
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,649
Hej, kaj ti lahko prinesem
piti?

1573
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,129
[Wee Man] Dva Budweisera.

1574
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,913
[natakar] Hvala, draga.

1575
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,001
na zdravje

1576
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,090
-Na zdravje.
-Boop!

1577
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,919
[natakar]
Torej, kaj se dogaja?

1578
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:18,964
[Wee Man] Ne vem,
pojdi dol

1579
01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:19,878
na plažo ali kaj podobnega.

1580
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:21,358
Terra!

1581
01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:22,272
v redu

1582
01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:23,882
Kaj za vraga počneš?

1583
01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:25,971
Kdo za vraga si ti?

1584
01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,929
-Ššš
-kdo si ti

1585
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,540
-Pomiri se.
-Jaz sem njen presneti fant,
kreten!

1586
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,019
To je kul, prijatelj.
Jaz sem njen moški prijatelj.

1587
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:34,501
Stari, ne sili me.
Ne silite me.

1588
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,416
-Sploh se te ne dotaknem.
-Joj, Poppy, pomiri se.

1589
01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,897
Veš, jebi se oba!
Jebi se oba.

1590
01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:43,249
Torej, on in jaz sva nekako
odmor in

1591
01:08:46,644 --> 01:08:48,036
Hej, tukaj je.

1592
01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,778
-Kaj dogaja?
-Jebi se!

1593
01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:52,476
-Jebi se.
-Ja, rekel sem ti
oditi stran.

1594
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:53,781
Ne potiskaj ga, človek!

1595
01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:55,131
nehaj! nehaj!

1596
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,133
Zgrabi ga, Pop! Zgrabi ga, Pop!

1597
01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,397
[razbojnik] Spravi njegovo rit dol, človek!

1598
01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,529
[moški pokrovitelj] Dajmo, fantje,
razbiti ga.

1599
01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,966
Policija!
Lezi na tla!

1600
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,359
Na tla!

1601
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,796
Zamrzni!
Vsi ob steno!

1602
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,624
-To je tvoj prekleti boj.
- Ob steno!

1603
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:11,843
-Odjebi od mene!
- Ob steno!

1604
01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:13,671
-Prekleto!
-Kaj za vraga počneš?

1605
01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:16,456
[policist]
Spravi ga gor! Spravi ga gor!

1606
01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:18,763
Stoj, jebec, pojdi
roke za hrbtom!

1607
01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:22,070
-[varnost] Kaj se dogaja?
-[Wee Man] Gremo, srček.

1608
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,420
Prekleto, spravi se z mene!

1609
01:09:23,594 --> 01:09:24,508
[bolničar]
Koda 54! Bolničar!

1610
01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:25,422
[fant] Spusti me!

1611
01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:26,771
Bolničar!

1612
01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,338
[fant]
Odjebi od mene!

1613
01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:29,948
-Utihni.
-[fant] Spravi jih z mene!

1614
01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:31,558
Odjebi od mene!

1615
01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:32,951
Utihni!

1616
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,692
-Utihni!
-Oh, poglej ju dva.

1617
01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:36,563
Rick?

1618
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,130
-Joj!
-Oh, sranje.

1619
01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:42,613
Kaj? Ali lahko hodi?

1620
01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:44,571
v redu

1621
01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:47,270
[pokrovitelji jokajo]

1622
01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:49,315
Kaj je bilo to?

1623
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,012
Kaj za vraga
je bilo vse to?

1624
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,144
[snemalec] Kaj se je zgodilo?

1625
01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:53,232
Ne vem, kaj se je zgodilo.

1626
01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:55,365
Bilo je divje.

1627
01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:58,933
Prišli so policaji,
Ne morem verjeti.

1628
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,587
Mali miniaturni policaji.

1629
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:09,161
zdravo sem
Johnny Veličastni.

1630
01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,250
Danes vas bom navdušil

1631
01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:14,471
z mojimi vrhunskimi veščinami
prestigitacije.

1632
01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,168
[kovinsko žvenketanje]

1633
01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,823
Oh, kurac! O, bog! [vpije]

1634
01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:22,609
-Kaj... Oh, sranje.
-[bik godrnja]

1635
01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:27,048
Oh, sranje. [vpije]

1636
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,051
[kriči]

1637
01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:36,797
[Chris] Oh, moj bog.

1638
01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:38,582
Si v redu, Johnny?

1639
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:39,713
Prekleto sranje.

1640
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,411
[Johnny zastoka]

1641
01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:46,459
[opazovalec joka]

1642
01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,113
Abrakadabra.

1643
01:10:49,723 --> 01:10:51,421
[Ehren] Pustil si klobuk
tam zunaj.

1644
01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:52,987
[Johnny] Smo razumeli?

1645
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,162
[Jeff] Vzemi dva?

1646
01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,122
Sovražim vzeti dva z biki.

1647
01:10:57,296 --> 01:11:01,126
-[Dave] Oh, stari.
-[Wee Man] Videli smo Knoxa
plesati z bikom.

1648
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,955
Ampak poznamo zadetek
da je bik dal Knoxu

1649
01:11:04,129 --> 01:11:05,565
ni bil tisti, ki ga je Knox želel.

1650
01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,264
Bilo je blizu,
ampak to ni bil tisti.

1651
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:11,876
[Johnny] Kaj misliš?
Mogoče posnetek dva?

1652
01:11:13,921 --> 01:11:14,966
Jebi to.

1653
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,794
[bikovsko tulenje]

1654
01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,796
[kovinsko žvenketanje]

1655
01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,887
Ta je dvakrat večji!

1656
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:27,283
Oh, moj bog, stari.

1657
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,112
Oh, sranje. Oh, sranje!

1658
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,376
nočem jebati
pazi to, stari.

1659
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,508
[Jeff] V redu, smo v redu?

1660
01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,469
zdravo
Jaz sem Johnny Veličastni.

1661
01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:41,253
Danes vas bom navdušil

1662
01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:44,735
z mojimi vrhunskimi veščinami
prestigitacije.

1663
01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:46,693
-[kovinsko žvenketanje]
-Oh, sranje!

1664
01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,260
-[bik tuli]
-[Johnny kriči]

1665
01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:49,740
[opazovalec jok]

1666
01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:55,267
Oh, ne. Oh, sranje.

1667
01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:56,660
[bikov meh]

1668
01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,097
[drugi sopihajo]

1669
01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,620
[Steve-O] Jezus, Marija.

1670
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,670
Ta deluje. To deluje.

1671
01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:08,628
-[Steve-O] Prekleto.
-Johnny, si v redu?

1672
01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:10,108
P.J., govori z mano. si v redu

1673
01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,327
Si v redu?

1674
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,372
[Jasper] Imel ga je.

1675
01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:14,765
[Jeff] Si v redu?
Johnny?

1676
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,507
[Preston] Vrača se.
Prihaja k.

1677
01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,160
[Eric] Vrača se, ja.

1678
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,858
[Jeff] Si v redu?

1679
01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,034
To je bil nasilen prepir.
Seveda enostransko.

1680
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,514
[smeh]

1681
01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:25,993
[Wee Man]
Prekleto grčavo, stari.

1682
01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,865
-[Steve-O] Ja.
-Smo razumeli, Jeff?

1683
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,693
[Jeff] Točno imamo
kar si hotel.

1684
01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:30,868
-[Wee Man] Ja, Knox!
-Ja, Knox!

1685
01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,739
[Johnny] Oh, jebiga.

1686
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,437
Torej, kaj se je zgodilo
potem ko me je zadelo?

1687
01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:36,264
[Jeff] Stari, grčasto je.

1688
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:37,918
To si ti, to je bik.

1689
01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,095
[vsi v smehu]

1690
01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:42,706
[Wee Man] Sploh ni
zapletaj se, stari.

1691
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,882
Obrnil se je
in ga pravkar pribil.

1692
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:46,187
[Steve-O]
Stari, to je bilo noro.

1693
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,276
[Poopies] Ja, Knox.

1694
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,669
[Ehren] Verjetno je to
največji udarec, kar ste jih kdaj dosegli.

1695
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:52,846
[Chris] In zato
on je kapitan.

1696
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,153
[Johnny] Ta bik
ni maral preklete čarovnije.

1697
01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:57,460
[smeh]

1698
01:12:57,634 --> 01:12:59,026
[kaki]
Ja, Knox, radi te imamo!

1699
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,376
- [ploskanje, navijanje]
-[Johnny] Ljubim te!

1700
01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:02,334
[Poopies] Kapitan!

1701
01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,467
[Steve-O]
Pretresi niso veliki.

1702
01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:08,296
Ampak dokler jih imaš
preden si star 50 let, je kul.

1703
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:11,561
In Knoxville ima 49 let.
Torej smo dobri.

1704
01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:16,827
Pozdravljeni, sem Johnny Knoxville,

1705
01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:19,743
in to je
"Sobo pobega iz pekla".

1706
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,701
[smeh]

1707
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,922
[Johnny] Obstajajo
tri različne sobe.

1708
01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:29,361
Morate rešiti uganke v
vsako sobo, da pridete do naslednje.

1709
01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:31,450
božja sreča.

1710
01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,060
[vzdihne] Hvala, stari.

1711
01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:36,455
[Johnny, po zvočniku]
V redu, Wee Man

1712
01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,544
Da prideš v sosednjo sobo,

1713
01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,111
boste morali doseči
skozi tisti zid

1714
01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:42,592
najti
poseben kovanec Jackass.

1715
01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:44,507
-ne vem--
-Primi me za roko in pojdi.

1716
01:13:44,681 --> 01:13:46,030
Pojdi! Prekleto, daj ga tja!

1717
01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:47,684
- Nočem te držati za roko.
-Pojdi!

1718
01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,163
[kričanje]

1719
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:52,950
Kaj za vraga! v redu

1720
01:13:53,124 --> 01:13:54,386
Kaj za vraga je to?

1721
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,996
-[smeh]
-Kaj za...?

1722
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,520
Kaj je dogovor?
Kakšen je občutek?

1723
01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,043
-Ne vem!
-[Ehren] To je zanič.

1724
01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,566
-Ne morem povedati.
-[Ehren] Prekleto.

1725
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,872
Postavil sem roko vanj
in počutim se sranje.

1726
01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:02,786
[Dave] Videl sem te
daj roko vanj.

1727
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,265
[vsi v smehu]

1728
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,401
-Dave! Dave!
-Daj no, Dave.

1729
01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:10,837
-Daj no, Dave.
-O, moj bog, stari.

1730
01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:12,578
[Johnny] Pojdi noter, Dave.

1731
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:14,188
-[Wee Man] Scoop. zajemalka
-[Dark Shark] Iztegnite se navzdol.

1732
01:14:14,362 --> 01:14:15,668
Vse-- Daj roko
do konca in pojdite navzdol.

1733
01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:17,235
[Wee Man]
Pojdi noter in dol. Noter in dol.

1734
01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,802
-[Zach] Kaj za vraga?
-[kričanje, smeh]

1735
01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:19,977
[Zach] Oh, bog!

1736
01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,282
Izvolite. razumeš

1737
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,806
To je, to je buttol!

1738
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:23,937
[Wee Man kriči]

1739
01:14:24,111 --> 01:14:25,330
O moj bog!

1740
01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:27,158
Moj prst je šel vanj.

1741
01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,855
[vsi v smehu]

1742
01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:30,901
[Preston] Oh, bog,
res je dobro.

1743
01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:33,164
-[Johnny] Vzemi ta kovanec.
-V redu.

1744
01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:35,209
[Johnny] Moraš seči noter
globoko in zajemalko.

1745
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,429
[Ehren] Stari, pojdi globoko.

1746
01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:38,996
[Zach] Je v tvoji zadnjici?

1747
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,258
[stokanje]

1748
01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:42,347
[Johnny]
Oh, dobili so kovanec!

1749
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:44,958
-[Dave] Oh, moj bog.
-[Johnny]
Dobili so več kot kovanec.

1750
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:47,831
-[Dark Shark] Kaj za vraga?
-[Dave] Stari, moj prst--

1751
01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:49,833
Zataknil sem prst nazaj.

1752
01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:51,704
Lahko voham sranje
na tvoji roki.

1753
01:14:51,878 --> 01:14:54,490
Izgleda kot vidva
rešil uganko.

1754
01:14:54,664 --> 01:14:56,796
Mislim, da se premikamo
v sosednjo sobo.

1755
01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,842
[smeh]

1756
01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:02,106
V redu, Dave,
ta naslednja uganka je za vas.

1757
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,586
In kaj se mi bo zgodilo?

1758
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,762
No, če rešiš
uganka, nič.

1759
01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:09,069
Morate pravilno uganiti
štirje zvoki živali

1760
01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:12,333
da to ustavim. Da rešim Dava.

1761
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,509
Ali smo pripravljeni?

1762
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:16,381
Počakaj, se boš znesel?

1763
01:15:16,555 --> 01:15:17,382
Ja, peta.

1764
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,688
-V redu!
-Oh, sranje.

1765
01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:21,125
Ne stari. Oh, moj bog.

1766
01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,431
Kakšen zvok oddaja pes?

1767
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,129
[lajanje]

1768
01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:26,565
V redu, dobro delo.

1769
01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:29,873
Kakšen zvok oddaja mačka?

1770
01:15:30,047 --> 01:15:31,483
[mijavkanje]

1771
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,616
Vau,
res dobro jim gre.

1772
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:36,314
Kakšen zvok
naredi aardvark?

1773
01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,620
[kvarkljani]

1774
01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:39,491
št.

1775
01:15:39,665 --> 01:15:40,971
Ne, ne oddajajo zvoka!
Ne zvenijo.

1776
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,581
V redu, v redu, v redu.

1777
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,888
-Prav imam! [smeh]
-[Wee Man] Lepo!

1778
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:46,150
Ja, srček!

1779
01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,455
[Johnny]
Samo še enega potrebuješ.

1780
01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,022
Stari, ali se hecaš? št.

1781
01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,197
[Johnny] Kakšen zvok
naredi kazuar?

1782
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,285
-Ne!
-[Ehren] Kazuar?

1783
01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:52,373
[godrnjanje]

1784
01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:53,897
To ni pravilno!

1785
01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:56,160
[Dark Shark] Oh, sranje.

1786
01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:57,074
-[Johnny] To ni pravilno!
-[Mali človek]
Samo začni govoriti sranje!

1787
01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,423
[Dave kriči]

1788
01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,642
[Johnny se smeje]

1789
01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:01,687
[Ehren] Oh, moj bog!

1790
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,559
[vsi kričijo, smejejo se]

1791
01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,650
Prekleto, brat!

1792
01:16:07,824 --> 01:16:09,434
Stari, kaj za vraga?

1793
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:12,219
[Dave cvili]

1794
01:16:12,393 --> 01:16:14,352
Mislim, da je to zvok
kazuarja.

1795
01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:17,660
To je pravilno! To je
zvok kazuarja.

1796
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:20,793
In mislim
gremo lahko v zadnjo sobo.

1797
01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,708
Končano je, stari.
Dave, končano je.

1798
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:25,102
stari,
moj kurac samo gre
[posnema stroj]

1799
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,191
[vsi v smehu]

1800
01:16:27,365 --> 01:16:29,759
[Johnny]
V tem delu bo Ehren sedel

1801
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,674
v tem udobnem električnem stolu
ki smo ga zgradili zanj.

1802
01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:35,286
-[Ehren] Počakaj, kaj?
-Imaš
vsi ti premostitveni kabli.

1803
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,375
Moraš dobiti
prave premostitvene kable

1804
01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:39,638
na prave stvari.

1805
01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:43,555
Potem prideš sem gor
in to zavrneš.

1806
01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,122
Kako vemo
če imamo prave?

1807
01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:46,906
Ker če ti
nimajo pravih,

1808
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,604
Ehren bo šokiran.

1809
01:16:48,778 --> 01:16:50,431
[Chris] Ali si že kdaj naredil
soba pobega?

1810
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,869
Jebi ne in jebi to sranje.
Ti to narediš?

1811
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,435
-Uspelo mi je.
-Ste naredili sobo pobega?

1812
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,350
ja

1813
01:16:56,524 --> 01:16:57,700
-Ne verjamem ti.
-To je vaja za izgradnjo ekipe.

1814
01:16:57,874 --> 01:17:00,659
[Johnny se smeje]

1815
01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:03,096
V redu, Ehren,
usedi se na svoj ljubezenski sedež.

1816
01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:05,098
[Dave] Ona je najslabša
pri tem.

1817
01:17:05,272 --> 01:17:10,147
[Johnny] Zaprimo vrata
in prosim začni igro.

1818
01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,715
Samo daj mu
zdaj pa majhen šok.

1819
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,760
-Oj! Jebiga!
- [pokanje]

1820
01:17:14,934 --> 01:17:16,675
[Johnny] Hej, hej. Hej, fantje,
Oprostite, to je bila napaka.

1821
01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,546
-[Wee Man] Jebiga!
-To je bila napaka.

1822
01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:21,375
-Jebi to!
-[Ehren] Jebiga, stari.

1823
01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:23,290
[smeh]

1824
01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,510
-[Dave] Jebi to.
-[Johnny]
Zdaj lahko začnete.

1825
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:26,946
Prekleto, kaj počnemo?

1826
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,252
-Tukaj je sedem.
-Ta je štiri.

1827
01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,732
-Štiri?
-Ja, kje je sedem?

1828
01:17:29,906 --> 01:17:31,211
Ne vem, kje je štiri.

1829
01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:32,778
Prekleto ugotovi,
vi fantje!

1830
01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:34,737
-Kje dva?
-Dva sta tukaj. Rdeči.

1831
01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:36,260
[Johnny]
Približujeta se.

1832
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,088
-[Dark Shark] Kje so štirje?
-Oh, ne, počakaj!

1833
01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:39,829
[Dark Shark] Ujemite to
zadnja prav tam.

1834
01:17:40,003 --> 01:17:41,134
-[Johnny]
So vsi na svojem mestu?
-Prekleto.

1835
01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:42,832
-V redu, vau, vau, vau
-Pomiri se.

1836
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,877
-Mislim, da so barve.
-Ne! To so številke.

1837
01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:46,183
-Zmotil se je.
-Ne, prekleto je
ne številke, fantje!

1838
01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:47,837
Imel je narobe
in ga je dal tja gor.

1839
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,752
-V redu, naredi to!
-Šokiran bo!

1840
01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:51,318
[Wee Man]
Ne, ni. Ne, ni.

1841
01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:53,494
-[prasketanje, brenčanje]
-[kričanje]

1842
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,192
[Dave] Vedel sem! Vedela sem!

1843
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:56,454
[Wee Man] V redu! V redu!

1844
01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:57,803
-Prav je bilo!
-Izklopil sem ga!

1845
01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,500
-Ugasni!
-Izklopil sem ga!

1846
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,328
Izklopi ga. Izklopi ga.

1847
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,331
V redu!

1848
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,944
Vsi ste ga ubili, človek.

1849
01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:09,815
-Ubili ste ga, brat!
-Jebiga, stari,

1850
01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:10,860
-je kot prekleto mrtev, stari.
-Prav, Dave.

1851
01:18:11,034 --> 01:18:12,557
Dobi zadevo. Spravi ga ven.

1852
01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:13,645
- Spravi ga ven. Spravi ga ven.
-[Dave] Odšel je.

1853
01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:16,256
Kaj se je zgodilo?

1854
01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,084
-Hej, sedi mirno...
-Poberi se od tod! Kaj za vraga?

1855
01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,520
To je tvoj klobuk.
Snamem vam kapo dol.

1856
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,261
hej
skuša te izpustiti!

1857
01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,263
[Johnny] Zatrobi v rog.
Kdo ima rog?

1858
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:24,917
[trobi v rog]

1859
01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:31,924
[Johnny] To je dobro.
To je dobro.

1860
01:18:32,098 --> 01:18:33,491
Jebeš to sranje!

1861
01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:36,320
-[trobe v rog]
-[Ehren] Jebiga!

1862
01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,409
-[Ehren] Jebiga!
-[Temni morski pes]
Prekleto, to je bilo noro.

1863
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,976
[Ehren] Jebeš tega prekletega...

1864
01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:41,542
[kričanje]

1865
01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:45,938
jaz sem zunaj! Odjebi!

1866
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:48,027
Oh, moj bog.

1867
01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:53,380
No, mislim, da je to to
za sobo pobega iz pekla.

1868
01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:55,556
[smeh]

1869
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:56,993
-Počakaj-- Smo končali?
-[Jeff] Ja.

1870
01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,342
-O moj bog.
-Uspelo nam je.

1871
01:18:58,516 --> 01:19:00,126
Izstopil si
iz sobe pobega!

1872
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,128
Ali dobimo terapevta
po tem sranju, človek?

1873
01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:04,174
- Ali dobimo terapevta?
-Dobro opravljeno, Dark Shark.

1874
01:19:04,348 --> 01:19:06,306
Prekleto,
vsi ste me zjebali, stari!

1875
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,352
In daš roko
v Zachovo rit.

1876
01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,485
-Čisto, daleč v njegovo rit, stari!
-[smeh]

1877
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,140
[Ehren] Jebite se fantje!

1878
01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:15,794
[Jeff] Pozabil si čevlje!

1879
01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:18,318
[Ehren]
Jebi to prekleto mesto!

1880
01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,846
Bili so naslovi
na internetu

1881
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,804
da si rekel
ta Jackassfilm

1882
01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:28,502
bo zadnja.

1883
01:19:28,676 --> 01:19:32,332
Potem ko ste to povedali o
vsak posamezen film Jackass,

1884
01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:34,682
misliš, da kdo
boš to vzel resno?

1885
01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:36,641
Kolikor jebeno sovražim
povedati

1886
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,254
-[vzdihne]
-[smeh]

1887
01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,690
[Poopies] Ne reci tega!

1888
01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,518
Postajam čustvena.
[smeh]

1889
01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:45,432
[Poopies] Ne.

1890
01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:47,130
To je.

1891
01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:48,131
To je to.

1892
01:19:51,221 --> 01:19:52,831
[žvižganje vetra]

1893
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,097
[predvaja se »My Way«]

1894
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:14,173
Pozdravljeni, sem Johnny Knoxville!
In to je konec!

1895
01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:15,348
[vsi] Ja!

1896
01:21:15,522 --> 01:21:16,828
[smeh]

1897
01:21:55,084 --> 01:21:55,998
[pesem se konča]

1898
01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:57,390
[navijanje, smeh]

1899
01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,697
[predvaja se »We'll Meet Again«]

1900
01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:01,046
[Wee Man] Ja! ja!

1901
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,787
Oh, moj bog

1902
01:22:04,006 --> 01:22:05,529
-[eksplozija]
-Kaj za vraga?

1903
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,576
[klepetanje]

1904
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,187
[smeh]

1905
01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:14,581
[stokanje]

1906
01:22:15,582 --> 01:22:17,628
[klepetanje, smeh]

1907
01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:19,760
-Bog, tako dober občutek je!
-Ja.

1908
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,588
Končno lahko
oblecite moja oblačila nazaj.

1909
01:22:21,762 --> 01:22:24,504
[Steve-O] Potrebujem denar
ustaviti v bolnišnici.

1910
01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:28,726
[zagodrnjal, smeh]

1911
01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,597
V redu, pridi!

1912
01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:32,643
-[navijanje]
-Ja. Skupinska fotografija.

1913
01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,862
-Ja, Poopies. protidoping.
-Tukaj, brat.

1914
01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,739
Mislim, da Poopies joče.

1915
01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:45,917
-[Chris] Kaj je narobe?
-To je morda zadnji košček
smo kdaj posneli. [jok]

1916
01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,397
[Temni morski pes]
Ne, nisi takšen.

1917
01:22:47,571 --> 01:22:49,268
Ne, mislim
pravzaprav je razburjen.

1918
01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:52,880
[anketar]
Torej, kako je
vidiš vse te stare posnetke?

1919
01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:54,534
Vsi izgledajo kot dojenčki.

1920
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,972
Pravzaprav,
Počutim se staro in pogrešam Dunn.

1921
01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:58,016
[Johnny]
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.

1922
01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539
Počutim se staro in pogrešam Dunn.

1923
01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:01,977
[neslišno]

1924
01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,894
[snemalec]
Kaj počnemo tukaj?

1925
01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:08,287
Steve-O zamuja na letalo,
zato ga bom zbudil.

1926
01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:09,985
-V redu.
-Poskrbi, da mu bo uspelo.

1927
01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:14,990
[smeh]

1928
01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:17,383
[kriči]

1929
01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:19,864
[navijanje]

1930
01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,735
Steve-O!

1931
01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:23,172
-[Poopies] Spike.
-[Johnny] Rad te imam, kolega.

1932
01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:24,738
[Johnny] Spike Jonze!

1933
01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:32,355
Jeff Tremaine tamle!

1934
01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:33,878
[član posadke] John!

1935
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,358
Hej, ga boš dobil
nazaj v svojo sobo?

1936
01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:36,533
-[Poopies] Tako dobro.
-[Johnny] Kdo je to?

1937
01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,146
Nisem ga slišal
tam, torej...

1938
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,756
-[Jeff] Zate je.
-Halo?

1939
01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,149
[voznik] Loomis,
na tej poti si, kajne?

1940
01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:45,237
-[Loomis] Ja.
-Je težava?

1941
01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:47,370
[neslišno]

1942
01:23:50,547 --> 01:23:52,462
[nadaljevanje pesmi]

1943
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,861
-Danes si bil odličen, Jeff.
-Nehaj. Bog.

1944
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,472
-[poljubi]
-[stokanje]

1945
01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,604
Oh, Johnny Knoxville!

1946
01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:07,564
-To je konec!
-To je konec!

1947
01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:08,913
-[pesem se konča]
-[Jeff] In dva.

1948
01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:10,784
-[eksplozija]
-[navijanje]

1949
01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:17,965
[Wee Man] Ohhh, sranje!

1950
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:20,142
[Ehren] Poglej to
prekleta ognjena krogla!

1951
01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:22,100
[kričanje]

1952
01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:24,885
[Southerly igra]

1953
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,191
Pozdravljeni, sem Johnny Knoxville!

1954
01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:27,366
Živjo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville!

1955
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,238
Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville.

1956
01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:31,675
Pozdravljeni, sem Johnny Knoxville.
Dobrodošli v Jackass.

1957
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,245
[godrnja]

1958
01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:39,813
[kričanje]

1959
01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,077
[stokanje]

1960
01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:47,082
[kričanje]

1961
01:24:48,866 --> 01:24:50,476
sranje!

1962
01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:01,357
[elektrika prasketa]

1963
01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:09,060
Oh, ne!

1964
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,020
To je seme, v redu.

1965
01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:14,457
[srbenje]

1966
01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:22,595
-Si prdnil name?
-Ja.

1967
01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,206
O, moj bog, ne!

1968
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:26,033
[bobnanje]

1969
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,035
-[Preston] Joj!
-[smeh]

1970
01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:29,863
Joj!

1971
01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,519
[smeh]

1972
01:25:36,783 --> 01:25:38,089
[navijanje]

1973
01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:39,743
Fuj.

1974
01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,224
-[brenčanje]
-[smeh]

1975
01:25:43,703 --> 01:25:45,227
[smeh]

1976
01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:52,103
[pesem se konča]

1977
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:55,672
Sovražim dejstvo
da sem moral prekleto

1978
01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:58,588
družiti se z aligatorji
in preklete kobre.

1979
01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,374
Kurce imam označene
na mojo rit.

1980
01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:06,204
Vse je zanič.

1981
01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:07,640
[smeh]

1982
01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:16,475
Kot da so vsi pravični
effin' z mano danes.

1983
01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:20,653
In moja nogavica Misfits.

1984
01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:24,918
[predvaja se »Shine a Light«]

1985
01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:27,051
[klepetanje, smeh]

1986
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,059
To je šlo dobro.

1987
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,678
[vsi v smehu]

1988
01:26:46,853 --> 01:26:47,854
To je nekaj.

1989
01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,301
[bori se]

1990
01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:08,310
-[klepetanje, smeh]
-Oprosti, brat. Kaj se je zgodilo?

1991
01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:14,577
hitro.
In potem je samo tako

1992
01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:15,969
-Ja.
- pravkar je udarilo.

1993
01:27:17,536 --> 01:27:19,625
[kriči, godrnjanje]

1994
01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,541
[vpije, stoka]

1995
01:27:28,591 --> 01:27:29,766
[stokanje]

1996
01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:34,597
[lajanje]

1997
01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:36,163
Oh, ne!

1998
01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:47,262
[smeh]

1999
01:27:48,698 --> 01:27:49,612
[stokanje]

2000
01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,100
[navijanje]

2001
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,109
Ali je Butterbean v redu?

2002
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,504
[smeh]

2003
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:19,119
-Oj!
-Si v redu?

2004
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,817
Oh, ja, počutim se odlično.

2005
01:28:20,991 --> 01:28:22,035
Dobro opravljeno, stari.

2006
01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:23,646
[navijanje]

2007
01:28:26,388 --> 01:28:27,650
[Poopies] V redu, šef,
ljubimo te!

2008
01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:29,739
[Chris] Ljubim te.

2009
01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,131
[Poopies] Kapitan!

2010
01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:34,134
-Joj!
-[smeh]

2011
01:28:48,279 --> 01:28:50,325
-Oj!
-[smeh]

2012
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,677
Oh, moj bog.

2013
01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:57,854
[smeh]

2014
01:28:58,028 --> 01:28:58,942
Poglej, kako živčen je.

2015
01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:03,512
To je zanič. Oh, človek.

2016
01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:12,521
[grmenje]

2017
01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,229
Zavrtite se.

2018
01:29:26,186 --> 01:29:27,449
[kriči]

2019
01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:34,891
[kričanje]

2020
01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:42,507
-[strel]
-Oj!

2021
01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:48,861
-Oj!
-[smeh]

2022
01:30:16,628 --> 01:30:17,890
[kričanje]

2023
01:30:18,064 --> 01:30:19,414
[smeh]

2024
01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,374
-Potrebujem pomoč.
-Ja.

2025
01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,378
[pesem se konča]

2026
01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,728
Ampak, človek, to skoraj
izkazalo se je zares slabo.

2027
01:30:29,902 --> 01:30:31,077
Ja, bilo me je strah, človek.

2028
01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:34,254
sranje
Najstrašnejša stvar, človek.

2029
01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:37,649
Ja, točno tako je bilo
kar smo si pa želeli.

2030
01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,695
Oh, bog. To je...

2031
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,827
Ni se moglo končati
kaj bolje.

2032
01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:44,003
To je-- ne vem, če
točno to sem želel.

2033
01:30:44,177 --> 01:30:45,352
Točno to sem želel.

2034
01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:46,484
ja

2035
01:30:49,008 --> 01:30:52,011
Opomnik.
Kaskaderji v tem filmu so bili
izvajajo profesionalci,

2036
01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:53,665
torej zaradi vaše varnosti

2037
01:30:53,839 --> 01:30:55,406
in zaščito
tistih okoli tebe,

2038
01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,103
ne poskušajte ničesar od
kaskade, ki ste jih pravkar videli.


