1 00:00:10,557 --> 00:00:14,518 Peanut, peanut, peanut butter, motherfucker 2 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:17,492 Tune in, dick, you mess around with me 3 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:20,118 You'll get your ass kicked 4 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:22,808 'Cause you're a big motherfucker 5 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:26,587 Gary has a pussy and 6 00:00:26,621 --> 00:00:30,395 James has a pussy and 7 00:00:30,429 --> 00:00:32,534 James has a pussy 8 00:00:32,572 --> 00:00:35,606 And Mommy has a pussy 9 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:41,558 And Aunt Lil has a little, tiny pussy 10 00:00:41,597 --> 00:00:43,255 Xenia, Ohio. 11 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,337 A few years ago... 12 00:00:49,373 --> 00:00:52,275 a tornado hit this place. 13 00:00:57,501 --> 00:01:01,429 It killed the people, left and right. 14 00:01:01,468 --> 00:01:04,817 Dogs died. Cats died. 15 00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:06,486 Houses were split open... 16 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:09,940 and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. 17 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,190 People's legs and neck bones were sticking out. 18 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:19,319 Oliver found a leg on his roof. 19 00:01:19,356 --> 00:01:21,528 A lot of people's fathers died... 20 00:01:21,565 --> 00:01:24,248 and were killed by the great tornado. 21 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,285 I saw a girl fly through the sky... 22 00:01:27,325 --> 00:01:29,212 and I looked up her skirt. 23 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:32,628 Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. 24 00:01:32,669 --> 00:01:35,418 My neighbor was killed in that house. 25 00:01:35,453 --> 00:01:38,355 He used to ride dirt bikes and three-wheelers. 26 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:40,917 They never found his head. 27 00:01:40,957 --> 00:01:42,713 I always thought that was funny. 28 00:01:46,653 --> 00:01:49,020 People died in Xenia. 29 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:52,764 Before dad died... 30 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:55,666 he had a bad case of the diabetes. 31 00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:12,763 I love my little rooster, and my rooster loves me 32 00:02:12,797 --> 00:02:15,994 Gonna cherish that chicken 'neath a green bay tree 33 00:02:16,029 --> 00:02:18,168 Little rooster go 34 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,863 Cock-a-doodle-doo 35 00:02:19,901 --> 00:02:22,421 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 36 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:25,689 And I love my little hen, and my hen, she loves me 37 00:02:25,725 --> 00:02:29,107 I'm gonna cherish my hen 'neath a green bay tree 38 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,675 Little hen goes cluck cluck 39 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,342 Little rooster goes 40 00:02:32,381 --> 00:02:34,104 Cock-a-doodle-doo 41 00:02:34,141 --> 00:02:37,075 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 42 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:40,116 And I love my little pig hog, and my hoggy loves me 43 00:02:40,157 --> 00:02:43,572 I'm gonna cherish that hog 'neath a green bay tree 44 00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:46,712 Little hog goes mm-mm, little hen goes cluck cluck 45 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,636 Little rooster goes 46 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,098 Cock-a-doodle-doo 47 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,955 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 48 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:56,305 And I love my little duckling, my duckling loves me 49 00:02:56,349 --> 00:02:59,797 I'll cherish my duck 'neath a green bay tree 50 00:02:59,837 --> 00:03:03,153 Little duck goes quack quack, little hen goes cluck cluck 51 00:03:03,197 --> 00:03:05,269 Little pig goes mm-mm 52 00:03:05,308 --> 00:03:06,803 Little rooster goes 53 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:08,470 Cock-a-doodle-doo 54 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:11,127 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 55 00:03:11,164 --> 00:03:14,742 And I love my little guinea, and my guinea loves me 56 00:03:14,781 --> 00:03:18,043 Gonna cherish my guinea 'neath a green bay tree 57 00:03:18,077 --> 00:03:21,426 Little guin' goes pot-er-rak, little duck goes quack quack 58 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,730 Little pig goes mm-mm, little hen goes cluck cluck 59 00:03:24,764 --> 00:03:26,171 Little rooster goes 60 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,830 Cock-a-doodle-doo 61 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:30,836 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 62 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:34,138 And I love my little dog, and my doggy loves me 63 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:37,402 I'm gonna cherish that dog 'neath a green bay tree 64 00:03:37,436 --> 00:03:40,851 Little dog goes bowwow, little hen goes cluck cluck 65 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:43,959 Little pig goes mm-mm, little duck goes quack quack 66 00:03:43,997 --> 00:03:46,037 Little guinea, pot-er-rak 67 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:47,320 But my rooster goes 68 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,266 Cock-a-doodle-doo 69 00:03:49,308 --> 00:03:53,018 Doodle-doo doodle-doo 70 00:04:15,773 --> 00:04:16,983 Spit it out. 71 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,530 You have a lump in your titty. 72 00:05:10,556 --> 00:05:11,701 What? 73 00:05:12,892 --> 00:05:14,267 You have a big old lump. 74 00:06:34,844 --> 00:06:36,273 Tummler sees everything. 75 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:39,251 Some say he's downright evil. 76 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:42,075 He's got what it takes to be a legend. 77 00:06:42,108 --> 00:06:44,083 He's got a marvelous persona. 78 00:06:46,141 --> 00:06:47,570 You got this one? 79 00:06:52,157 --> 00:06:53,531 Don't kill the bitch. It's a house cat. 80 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,397 It's a lesbian cat. 81 00:06:59,325 --> 00:07:01,212 You can tell. 82 00:07:01,245 --> 00:07:02,357 Looks like my mom. 83 00:07:08,092 --> 00:07:09,980 Know what I'm doing tomorrow? 84 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,092 What? 85 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:13,238 Going to an insane asylum. 86 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:14,903 Insane asylum? 87 00:07:14,941 --> 00:07:17,396 Gonna get me a raving beauty. 88 00:07:17,501 --> 00:07:20,086 Foot Foot, where you been? 89 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:27,345 You smell like a dookie, girl. 90 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,905 Talk to him in school? 91 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,755 I don't know. Some hall. 92 00:07:45,788 --> 00:07:47,698 He smiled. 93 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,234 Don't be such a puss. 94 00:07:49,277 --> 00:07:51,665 I try not to. I'm shy. 95 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,344 Foot Foot, you stink a bitch. Where'd you find her? 96 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:59,228 On the porch sleeping for three hours. 97 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:00,951 How'd she get out there? 98 00:08:00,988 --> 00:08:04,501 - You left the window cracked. - No. 99 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:07,672 - You did. - It was not me. 100 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:08,886 You know it's always Darby's fault. 101 00:08:08,924 --> 00:08:10,419 She's looking a little impregnated. 102 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:11,802 - No. - She is. 103 00:08:11,837 --> 00:08:14,073 Let's flip her over and look at her bottom part. 104 00:08:17,181 --> 00:08:19,548 Let me look at you, Foot Foot. 105 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,074 Is it red? 106 00:08:21,117 --> 00:08:22,578 It's not any red, no. 107 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,922 - Is it swollen? - No. 108 00:08:24,957 --> 00:08:27,739 An impregnated cat is a bitch. Like, this cat's pregnant. 109 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:29,812 Yeah. It's true. 110 00:08:29,853 --> 00:08:31,892 - No, she's not a bitch. - She is, too. 111 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:33,820 She's gotten herself in trouble like this. 112 00:08:33,853 --> 00:08:36,089 - She still has nine nips. - Nine nips? 113 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,783 Nine lives, too. 114 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,406 If she is pregnant, we'll drown the kittens in the creek. 115 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,748 You see? Do it like this. 116 00:08:45,789 --> 00:08:47,578 Get it over all the pink... around it. 117 00:08:47,613 --> 00:08:49,173 Do it on it real tight. 118 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:51,641 That tight, it will get infected. 119 00:08:51,677 --> 00:08:54,011 Don't tell me. This is the right way. 120 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:56,183 If you just do little pats, it won't raise it. 121 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:59,482 The whole point is to make it fatter and pop it out bigger. 122 00:08:59,517 --> 00:09:01,851 - Tight. - That's tight. 123 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:03,575 - This gonna hurt? - It's not gonna hurt. 124 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,369 We're gonna do it quick. 125 00:09:05,404 --> 00:09:07,957 - Ready? - Pull it, Dot, pull it! 126 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:11,030 One, two, three. 127 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:17,017 They look bigger. 128 00:09:17,053 --> 00:09:19,354 They look a little bigger. I think they look wider. 129 00:09:20,445 --> 00:09:22,038 The nipple's fatter. 130 00:09:23,677 --> 00:09:26,230 They look redder, but I think they look much better. 131 00:09:26,268 --> 00:09:27,675 Better nipple. 132 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,083 Every day 133 00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:31,059 It's a-gettin' closer 134 00:09:31,101 --> 00:09:34,297 Goin' faster than a roller coaster 135 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,275 Love like yours will 136 00:09:36,317 --> 00:09:38,805 Surely come my way 137 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,082 A-hey a-hey-hey 138 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:42,808 Every day 139 00:09:42,844 --> 00:09:44,502 It's a-getting closer 140 00:09:44,541 --> 00:09:48,054 Goin' faster than a roller coaster 141 00:09:48,093 --> 00:09:50,068 Love like yours will 142 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:52,476 Surely come my way 143 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,516 A-hey a-hey-hey 144 00:09:54,557 --> 00:09:57,557 Every day, It's a-gettin' closer 145 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:00,346 Goin' faster than a roller coaster 146 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,348 Love like yours will surely come my way 147 00:10:03,389 --> 00:10:05,014 Hey-hey hey-hey-hey 148 00:10:05,053 --> 00:10:07,736 Love like yours 149 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,772 Will surely come my way 150 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:24,250 What do you want to do? 151 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,443 Wanna keep lookin'? 152 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,002 Go by Dean's place... 153 00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:35,474 back by the dumpsters? 154 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:40,187 Then let's go get our money. 155 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,507 Let's get some milkshakes. 156 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:45,207 Milkshakes? 157 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,033 Strawberry milkshake. 158 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,265 If they don't have strawberry, I'll get pineapple. 159 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,009 Let's go get our money first. 160 00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,988 Does your mom ever make you food? 161 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:02,844 - She makes me toast. - Is that it? 162 00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:05,298 She cooks me lamb chops. 163 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,901 You ever eaten crepe suzette? 164 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:29,943 Spanker had gravy on his vest... 165 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,592 gravy on his tie, gravy on his pants... 166 00:11:33,629 --> 00:11:35,058 gravy all over him... 167 00:11:35,101 --> 00:11:38,516 so he went to his grave with gravy on his vest... 168 00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:41,971 gravy on his tie, gravy on his pants... 169 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:43,638 gravy all over him. 170 00:11:43,677 --> 00:11:45,171 That dirty old man. 171 00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:54,745 These two kids I know... 172 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,530 these two brothers... 173 00:11:57,565 --> 00:12:00,347 they murdered their parents. 174 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:04,090 They both claim to be raised as Jehovah Witnesses. 175 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:09,042 They came to school in really nice shorts... 176 00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:13,241 and polished tennis sneakers... 177 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:18,394 and their shirts were always collared with buttons... 178 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:21,724 and their hair was always slicked back... 179 00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:25,073 their teeth were always brushed... 180 00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:30,038 and their shirts and pants were always ironed... 181 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:32,892 and their shoes never were scuffed up... 182 00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:35,445 or anything like that. 183 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:39,478 They seemed to have a wonderful life. 184 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,419 I don't know what went wrong. 185 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,827 Why don't you give me them shoes? 186 00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:47,511 'Cause they're new, and I don't give you new shoes. 187 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,654 Yeah, fuck that, man. 188 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:51,547 I'm keeping this shit right here. 189 00:12:51,581 --> 00:12:53,174 - Sorry. - Yeah. 190 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,133 Pissant. 191 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,859 - Fuck him up. - Get off me, man. 192 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,147 I told you not to hit me in the face. 193 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,827 - What's up? - Stop that. 194 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:24,019 Damn! 195 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,722 Shit. Go, fucker. 196 00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:35,797 Let's go. 197 00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:38,330 I'm gonna fuck you up. 198 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,676 Damn! Shit! 199 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:54,130 Hit a man while he's down. 200 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:55,928 Shit. All right, all right. 201 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,241 Oh, fuckin'... 202 00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,644 Shit, man. Give me them shoes. 203 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,770 So, what's for dinner, man? You cooking tonight? 204 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:07,196 I was about four years old the first time... 205 00:14:07,229 --> 00:14:09,051 and... 206 00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:12,565 I remember one time he came home from work real late... 207 00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:14,230 and I had been sleeping on the couch... 208 00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:17,083 and he came in, and he woke me up... 209 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:18,939 and he laid on top of me... 210 00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:21,842 and he told me, he said, "Take off your panties." 211 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,859 And I asked him why. 212 00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:26,356 He said that he was only playing... 213 00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,284 and that he wasn't gonna hurt me... 214 00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:31,382 and he was gonna make me feel good. 215 00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:34,170 And I took off my panties, and then... 216 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:36,343 he got on top of me... 217 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:41,912 and he was rubbin' and touchin' and feelin' and laughin'. 218 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,410 And then... and then... 219 00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:46,322 he'd wake up in the morning, and he'd come in my bedroom... 220 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,771 or bring me into his bedroom... 221 00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:51,100 and he would kiss me and touch me and... 222 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,337 and make me play with him and... 223 00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:56,123 And, you know, at first, I was real scared. 224 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,366 I didn't know if it was right... 225 00:14:57,405 --> 00:15:00,721 but he would tell me that we were having fun... 226 00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:03,514 and what we were doing wasn't wrong... 227 00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:05,141 because he was my dad. 228 00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:19,668 You guys didn't get very many this time. 229 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,043 Yeah. It's a scarce count. 230 00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:25,043 Let's see. Twelve, twelve and a half. 231 00:15:25,085 --> 00:15:26,426 I'll give you thirteen. 232 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,611 It's gettin' crazy, 'cause things are startin' to thin out. 233 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,015 You know you guys got some competition out there? 234 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,995 - What? Who? - Jarrod. 235 00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:40,281 - Who? - Jarrod Wiggley. 236 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,778 You know the kid that lives over by the school? 237 00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:44,057 The one who takes care of his grandmother? 238 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,613 I know that kid. He used to have a sister in my class... 239 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:47,896 but she moved. 240 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:51,195 Her name was June Wiggley. We used to call her June bug. 241 00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:52,755 And I noticed something else. 242 00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,771 The cats that's usually out by the garbage cans... 243 00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:56,242 they're not around any more. 244 00:15:56,284 --> 00:15:57,494 And the Chinese restaurant... 245 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,321 you know the one that buys all my stuff? 246 00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:01,429 The guy that owns it had a heart attack and died... 247 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:03,324 so I guess they're getting ready to go out of business. 248 00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:05,363 I'm pretty smart, if I say so myself. 249 00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:06,714 Why is that? 250 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:11,287 This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store... 251 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:14,325 and the clerk thought I was some out-of-town hick. 252 00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:17,234 "Those apples will be two bucks each, " he tells me. 253 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,343 That's where I outsmarted him. I hand over a five... 254 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,649 And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say... 255 00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:24,408 "Keep it. We're even." 256 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,128 "On the way in, I stepped on a grape." 257 00:16:27,164 --> 00:16:29,106 You want this by the cat or by the pound? 258 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,294 Don't matter. 259 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,089 I'll give you a dollar a pound, then. 260 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,132 Hey... 261 00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:39,765 could you hook me up with some glue? 262 00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:41,233 What kind you want? 263 00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:43,065 Not wood glue. 264 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,370 Not cement glue, either. 265 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,438 Do you have butcher's model glue, in tins? 266 00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:50,647 Yeah. I'm gonna go get it, man. 267 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,498 Who was it? Who killed that little baby cat? 268 00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:55,256 - Joseph. - Was it? 269 00:16:55,293 --> 00:16:57,813 Yeah. It was ate up with maggots, though. 270 00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:00,602 They had to kill it. They're just strays. 271 00:17:00,637 --> 00:17:03,320 All these cats around here have twenty babies. 272 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,179 Little bitty old black cat. He wasn't about this long. 273 00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:07,733 We was trying to figure out how to make it stay away. 274 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:10,162 Couldn't do it. He said, "Give me a bottle of gasoline." 275 00:17:10,204 --> 00:17:13,401 He opened its mouth up and poured it full of gasoline. 276 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,371 Get that son of a bitch. I ain't never seen that cat since. 277 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,901 Lit it. Poured gas down it. 278 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,169 Poured gas down it, man, and lit it. 279 00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:23,666 I ain't never killed nothin'... 280 00:17:25,372 --> 00:17:28,536 just to be killing it, besides that cat. 281 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:31,093 He lit a cat on fire for six hours. 282 00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:32,955 Boom! Boom! 283 00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:36,185 No, I seen somebody put one in a microwave. 284 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,075 That motherfucker melted. 285 00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:40,891 They got me for a damn BB gun. 286 00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,550 You shouldn't have pulled it on that girl. 287 00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:46,166 I didn't pull it on that girl. You're crazy! 288 00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:49,074 You're crazy, man. You're crazy, man. 289 00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:50,578 I didn't pull that BB gun out. 290 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,140 When I went to jail, they put us in the old juvenile... 291 00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:54,839 because the jails were so full. 292 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,218 It was one little room... 293 00:17:56,253 --> 00:18:00,082 with a big old silver hard bed on a brick wall. 294 00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:03,419 There was eighty-five people in the same cell with us. 295 00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:06,322 Worst thing I hate about it was them niggers down there. 296 00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:09,015 I... God, boy, hey... 297 00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:11,573 They make me so mad, I just want to tear their head off. 298 00:18:11,613 --> 00:18:13,139 I hate the motherfuckers. 299 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:17,849 I just don't like 'em. 300 00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:20,983 You got them all. If you hit one, you get them all. 301 00:18:21,021 --> 00:18:22,809 They have ten to every one of you. 302 00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:25,562 - They ain't gonna fight fair. - Unless you got nigger buddies. 303 00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:29,393 That's it. If you got some good Latin buddies... 304 00:18:29,436 --> 00:18:32,502 I had some good... some good nigger friends at Pearl. 305 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:23,996 Solomon... 306 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,298 did your mom find a new house? 307 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:32,530 I saw a house yesterday... 308 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:33,882 near my house. 309 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:37,457 I think it was this lady's. 310 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:42,168 I saw a sign, "for sale." 311 00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:45,139 It had a bullet hole in the mailbox. 312 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,741 A hole? 313 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,307 A big old hole. 314 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,802 I think my brother shot it down when I was younger. 315 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,482 I think it was him. 316 00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,313 He always used to say... 317 00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:03,545 Roy Orbison liked to shoot at things. 318 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:06,897 Roy always wore these dark sunglasses. 319 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:11,250 My brother always wore the same kind of sunglasses. 320 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,910 He sang that song "Crying." You know that song? 321 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,443 What? 322 00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:17,426 That song "Crying." 323 00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:20,727 Cryin' 324 00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:22,423 Over you 325 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,787 Cryin' 326 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,763 Over you 327 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:33,523 My brother used to sing "Crying." 328 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,540 Where is he now? 329 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:36,693 My brother? 330 00:20:39,484 --> 00:20:41,786 He's in the big city. 331 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,249 He took off in a bus. 332 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,524 He was a queer. 333 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,677 He's a queer now. 334 00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:53,810 Your brother is? 335 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:58,355 Yeah. He dressed like ladies. 336 00:20:58,396 --> 00:21:01,113 He wore skirts and lipsticks. 337 00:21:02,109 --> 00:21:04,694 He wore stockings, eyeliner. 338 00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:07,580 He even has boobs. 339 00:21:16,253 --> 00:21:18,195 Girl? 340 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,341 Pretty much. 341 00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:21,941 Was he pretty? 342 00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:25,940 I don't know. I guess so. 343 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,922 I guess he was pretty. 344 00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:32,275 Pretty enough to have a boyfriend. 345 00:21:40,445 --> 00:21:42,932 Cops will frickin' catch your ass. 346 00:21:42,973 --> 00:21:44,434 Fuck the cops! 347 00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:47,346 I know, man. Cops can kiss my ass. 348 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,937 All they are is assholes. 349 00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:52,533 I know, man. What's the matter with them? 350 00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:55,322 They mad 'cause we get more pussy than they do? 351 00:21:58,493 --> 00:22:01,754 Damn you, rabbit! You smell like fuckin' piss! 352 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,893 You can kiss my ass! 353 00:22:06,013 --> 00:22:07,955 I hate the goddamned rabbit. 354 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:10,364 Fuckin' rabbit! 355 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:11,771 Kill his ass! 356 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:16,476 I don't like rabbits comin' to my fuckin' house. 357 00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:18,069 I kill them. 358 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,133 I got 'im. 359 00:22:22,172 --> 00:22:24,889 - No, you didn't! - Yes, I did! 360 00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:27,827 He looks like a queer rabbit! All queer! 361 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:31,513 That fag! He can kiss my ass! 362 00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:33,915 Rabbits are queers! 363 00:22:33,949 --> 00:22:37,658 They always got to shit on themselves! 364 00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:41,271 Those little queer-ass rabbits. 365 00:22:41,308 --> 00:22:44,472 Hey, look at these little fag bunny ears. 366 00:22:44,509 --> 00:22:47,542 Fuckin' rabbit. I'm sick and tired of it. 367 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,330 - This shitty-ass rabbit stinks! - I know. 368 00:22:50,364 --> 00:22:52,601 He smells like pussy! 369 00:22:52,636 --> 00:22:54,546 He smells like an asshole! 370 00:22:54,588 --> 00:22:56,628 Hey, motherfucker! 371 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,741 Smells like wetback dick! 372 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,708 They smell like a pound of bullshit! 373 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:06,486 Is it dead? 374 00:23:06,524 --> 00:23:08,663 I don't know, but I'm gonna make sure. 375 00:23:13,981 --> 00:23:16,730 - I wonder if he's dead. - Got some big-ass nostrils. 376 00:23:17,725 --> 00:23:20,507 Hate fuckin' rabbits. 377 00:23:26,397 --> 00:23:28,666 I wonder if he's got any money. 378 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,610 Check his pockets. 379 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,016 Don't even got that much meat on him. 380 00:23:42,877 --> 00:23:44,949 Got too much grease on my gun. 381 00:23:45,853 --> 00:23:48,308 - That rabbit can kiss my ass. - Come on, let's go, man. 382 00:23:50,076 --> 00:23:52,924 Who gives a shit about rabbits? 383 00:23:57,181 --> 00:23:59,898 A, B, C, D, E, F, G 384 00:23:59,932 --> 00:24:02,518 H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P 385 00:24:02,556 --> 00:24:04,945 Q, R, S, T, U, V 386 00:24:04,988 --> 00:24:07,639 W, X, and Y and Z 387 00:24:07,677 --> 00:24:10,327 Now I know my ABCs 388 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,699 Next time, won't you sing with me? 389 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:15,253 A, B, C, D, E, F, G 390 00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:17,681 H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P 391 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:20,180 Q, R, S, T, U, V 392 00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:22,806 W, X, and Y and Z 393 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,465 - Ellen, how you doing? - Hey. 394 00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:34,962 What's up with you? 395 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,141 You good? 396 00:24:40,508 --> 00:24:42,035 He got a haircut. 397 00:24:42,076 --> 00:24:43,538 He looks pretty. 398 00:24:45,564 --> 00:24:47,506 His thighs are getting stronger. 399 00:24:48,796 --> 00:24:50,836 Eddie! 400 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,951 Hi, Dot. Hi, Helen. 401 00:24:56,989 --> 00:24:58,876 My backhand really sucks. 402 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:00,981 - No, it doesn't. - Yeah, it does. 403 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,093 I think your playing looks much better. 404 00:25:03,132 --> 00:25:04,921 I got second in the tournament last week. 405 00:25:04,956 --> 00:25:08,273 - Really? - Yep. My serve got faster. 406 00:25:08,317 --> 00:25:09,910 Increased by eight percent. 407 00:25:09,948 --> 00:25:12,152 I can hit a ball up to sixty-five miles an hour. 408 00:25:12,188 --> 00:25:14,293 You got that way from practicin'? 409 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,667 No. I got this thing called A.D.D. 410 00:25:18,013 --> 00:25:19,900 It's an attention disorder. 411 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,558 It affects the nervous system. 412 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:25,241 Makes it hard to concentrate. 413 00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:27,065 Makes it hard? 414 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,239 Makes it hard, 'cause, like... 415 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,546 before I knew I had A.D.D... 416 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:32,922 I wouldn't really go for the ball... 417 00:25:33,789 --> 00:25:35,611 I wouldn't run the extra mile. 418 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:40,246 Yeah, but it's hard to explain. 419 00:25:40,284 --> 00:25:43,994 I take ritalin, this kind of prescription drug. 420 00:25:44,029 --> 00:25:46,647 It's not like a drug that fucks you up. 421 00:25:46,684 --> 00:25:49,172 If anything, it makes you normal. 422 00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:52,886 He just likes to go out with skinny girls. 423 00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:54,615 - How do you know? - I just know. 424 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:55,765 Who told you? 425 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,463 His last girlfriend used to be anorexic. 426 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,388 - Was she bulimic? - I don't know. 427 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,111 I'll bet she was a bulimic puker... 428 00:26:01,148 --> 00:26:03,352 with white spots on her teeth. 429 00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:06,171 I don't know. She used to run track after school... 430 00:26:06,204 --> 00:26:07,797 and this girl said, "There goes Eddie's girl." 431 00:26:07,837 --> 00:26:10,455 And I thought, "What for? That girl's so skinny." 432 00:26:10,492 --> 00:26:12,827 - They broke up, right? - A while ago. 433 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,478 - Skin and bones. - She was so skinny... 434 00:26:15,517 --> 00:26:17,371 she had to wear rubber bands around the tops of her socks... 435 00:26:17,404 --> 00:26:19,379 and a belt around her spandex bike shorts to keep them up. 436 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:21,395 No, she didn't. 437 00:26:21,437 --> 00:26:23,379 Kids in school used to laugh so hard. 438 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,275 Sure. 439 00:26:25,308 --> 00:26:27,764 It's crazy, so crazy. 440 00:26:27,805 --> 00:26:29,430 Guess I'm not skinny enough for him, then. 441 00:26:29,469 --> 00:26:31,291 - You are. - No. 442 00:26:31,325 --> 00:26:33,267 At least if he goes out with you... 443 00:26:33,309 --> 00:26:34,618 you'll know he got good taste. 444 00:26:35,868 --> 00:26:37,908 We'll see. 445 00:26:37,949 --> 00:26:40,567 We'll see if it happens, is what we'll see. 446 00:26:43,805 --> 00:26:47,252 I was born right here in Xenia, Ohio... 447 00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:50,107 to a lesbian midwife... 448 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:53,107 who cut all her hair like a butch. 449 00:26:55,645 --> 00:26:58,427 And when I was little, she used to have stre... 450 00:26:58,461 --> 00:26:59,890 My mom used to have stretch marks... 451 00:26:59,933 --> 00:27:01,689 that went around in circles. 452 00:27:09,468 --> 00:27:13,462 But I used to roll marbles on her stomach... 453 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,118 my mom's stomach... and when I would hit the navel... 454 00:27:16,157 --> 00:27:18,645 she'd give me five dollars. 455 00:27:18,685 --> 00:27:20,921 When I'd hit the navel, she'd give me five dollars. 456 00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,779 When I would hit the side of her arm... 457 00:27:22,813 --> 00:27:24,700 she would fuckin' hit me, man... 458 00:27:24,733 --> 00:27:26,936 with a... a fuckin'... 459 00:27:26,973 --> 00:27:29,112 a... a... a hairbrush... 460 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,636 or she would beat me... 461 00:27:31,676 --> 00:27:35,353 I had a lesbian midwife who gave birth to my mother... 462 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:38,105 while I was born through my mother's womb. 463 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,700 My mother, when she was thirty years old... 464 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:40,820 she entered menopause. 465 00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:43,927 She sprouted a fuckin' mustache. She lost her sex drive. 466 00:27:43,964 --> 00:27:46,648 Everything in the house started to change. 467 00:27:46,684 --> 00:27:48,473 The way she would do the dishes would change... 468 00:27:48,508 --> 00:27:50,679 or the way she would clean the cabinets... 469 00:27:50,717 --> 00:27:52,211 out of the house would change. 470 00:27:52,252 --> 00:27:54,805 OK, so my sister, she gets a complex. 471 00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:59,035 She starts thinking, because my mother has menopause... 472 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:02,330 at such an earlier... at such an early age... 473 00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:04,731 that she's gonna lose all her sex drive... 474 00:28:04,765 --> 00:28:07,994 and then her mustache is gonna come out like my mom's mustache. 475 00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:10,101 I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... 476 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:12,988 but that's all right, though, you know? 477 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,829 I'm also gay. 478 00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:24,184 Don't be nervous. 479 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,682 I ain't being nervous. 480 00:28:32,605 --> 00:28:36,085 Now, there's something special about you. 481 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,459 Something special I want. 482 00:28:38,492 --> 00:28:39,921 Will you kiss me? 483 00:28:42,108 --> 00:28:43,602 You're not gay. 484 00:28:51,516 --> 00:28:52,858 It's all right. 485 00:28:56,253 --> 00:28:59,962 My mother rejected me, my father rejected me. 486 00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:02,003 There was no love in the household. 487 00:29:02,045 --> 00:29:04,532 I was beaten, I was abused. 488 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,028 I had people stick shit up my rectum. 489 00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:09,010 Will you hug me? Just hug me. 490 00:29:09,052 --> 00:29:10,962 - I'll give you a hug, man. - Just hug me. 491 00:29:11,005 --> 00:29:13,820 Seriously, just calm down, just hug me. 492 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,608 Just give me some warmth. 493 00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:18,620 Just hug. 494 00:29:18,652 --> 00:29:22,449 Just hug me for a little bit, because I'm so lonely. 495 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:25,013 I'm so... I've got no one. 496 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:29,147 There's no one left. I've got no one left. 497 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:31,701 I've got no one to love me any more. 498 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,293 I'll die here on this couch with you. 499 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:42,580 My father worked the late shift as a bathroom attendant. 500 00:29:42,621 --> 00:29:46,679 My father was mugged on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. 501 00:29:46,717 --> 00:29:48,626 For the rest of his days on earth... 502 00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:51,319 my father never celebrated this holiday. 503 00:29:58,268 --> 00:30:00,723 - With my sister. - With your sister? 504 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,579 Wait till her husband finds out. 505 00:30:03,612 --> 00:30:05,751 Oh, shit, don't do nothing about it. 506 00:30:05,788 --> 00:30:07,730 You'll come up dead, laying in a ditch. 507 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:11,480 Yeah, you did, you liar. 508 00:30:11,516 --> 00:30:13,404 No, I didn't. I never hit it. 509 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:16,087 Well, shoot, you never know about that. 510 00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:21,685 You Jarrod Wiggley? 511 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:24,945 You know Huntz? 512 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,251 He told me some stuff about you. 513 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:30,423 What did he say? 514 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:33,243 He said you'd been killing cats. 515 00:30:33,276 --> 00:30:36,243 For, like, the past three weeks. 516 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:39,478 When do you go out? 517 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,906 Do it during the day usually? 518 00:30:41,949 --> 00:30:44,437 No. I do it mostly at night. 519 00:30:45,437 --> 00:30:46,931 You shoot 'em? 520 00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:49,590 No. I put glass in tuna fish. 521 00:30:49,629 --> 00:30:53,491 But mostly, I sprinkle poison around the dumpsters... 522 00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:54,994 like in the corners... 523 00:30:55,037 --> 00:30:58,353 or around back behind the church over there. 524 00:30:58,396 --> 00:31:00,633 Huntz said you take care of your granny. 525 00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:03,286 Yeah. She's sick. 526 00:31:03,325 --> 00:31:04,983 How old is she? 527 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:09,461 She's, like, I don't know, probably ninety or ninety-one. 528 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,769 - Do you bathe her? - Yeah. 529 00:31:11,805 --> 00:31:15,001 I have to scrub her off with a big sponge. 530 00:31:15,037 --> 00:31:16,760 Do you have to change her diaper? 531 00:31:16,796 --> 00:31:20,571 Yeah. I hate that shit. I hate all that shit. 532 00:31:20,605 --> 00:31:22,132 Does she speak to herself? 533 00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:26,515 No. She don't speak any more. She's catatonic. 534 00:31:26,557 --> 00:31:29,339 She used to speak to herself. She'd watch game shows... 535 00:31:29,372 --> 00:31:32,536 and yell out stuff to herself all the time. 536 00:31:32,573 --> 00:31:34,711 She used to throw darts, right? 537 00:31:34,749 --> 00:31:36,789 Yeah. She used to have a dartboard. 538 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,833 So now you just take care of your granny? 539 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,154 You kill cats, too? 540 00:31:46,236 --> 00:31:48,789 I'm sick of everything. 541 00:31:48,828 --> 00:31:53,051 I can't understand what the fuck is wrong with people... 542 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:54,295 in this world. 543 00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:58,588 They sit around. They don't know what the fuck is going on. 544 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,693 - They're stupid. - Fuck, they're ignorant. 545 00:32:00,732 --> 00:32:05,205 They're... they're fuckers. I fuckin' hate myself. 546 00:32:05,244 --> 00:32:07,797 They... they... they... 547 00:32:07,837 --> 00:32:12,823 sit there in their pretend little lives... 548 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,453 in their homes... 549 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,947 Hold on. Cassidey. 550 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,637 What's up, man? 551 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:27,546 - How you doin'? - Good. You? 552 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,009 Yeah, good. 553 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:30,427 You guys ride your bikes over here? 554 00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:35,546 You bring me... You brought my money? 555 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:37,304 - Yeah. Right here. - Good. 556 00:32:37,341 --> 00:32:39,031 Come on, let's go in the house. Come on. 557 00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:42,901 Man. 558 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,547 I got to tell you, she had a migraine headache... 559 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,799 earlier today. 560 00:32:47,836 --> 00:32:50,422 She almost wanted to call the whole thing off, OK? 561 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,599 But I gave her... I gave her some aspirin. 562 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,122 Cool. Hey, thanks a lot. 563 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,125 - I'm gonna go fuck her now. - Wait. You want to fuck her? 564 00:33:03,869 --> 00:33:05,014 Are you gonna fuck her, too? 565 00:33:06,108 --> 00:33:07,286 All right, you got to hold on. 566 00:33:11,484 --> 00:33:13,339 Hey, Cassidey. 567 00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:15,129 Hey, put on that bathrobe thing. 568 00:33:16,093 --> 00:33:19,126 Hey, put that on. 569 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,277 All right. 570 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,518 She's ready. 571 00:33:26,365 --> 00:33:28,023 - You ready? - Yeah. 572 00:33:29,437 --> 00:33:30,713 OK, you got to keep the light on. 573 00:33:30,749 --> 00:33:31,861 All right. 574 00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:35,382 You all right? 575 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,798 You good? 576 00:34:27,453 --> 00:34:28,598 You ready? 577 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,152 All right, come on. 578 00:34:55,037 --> 00:34:57,044 Hi, Solly. 579 00:34:57,084 --> 00:34:58,808 Are you clean? 580 00:34:58,844 --> 00:35:01,081 Did you use soap? 581 00:35:01,116 --> 00:35:02,872 Let me smell your wrist. 582 00:35:06,076 --> 00:35:07,898 Smells good. 583 00:35:08,829 --> 00:35:11,065 - How does it smell like? - Like fruit, like cherries. 584 00:35:11,101 --> 00:35:13,686 My mom gives me cherry shampoo. 585 00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:19,196 I like cherries. 586 00:35:19,229 --> 00:35:21,498 I put cherries on my ice cream. 587 00:35:21,532 --> 00:35:24,347 I like the name of cherry. Cherries. 588 00:35:30,301 --> 00:35:32,341 You got hands like a girl. 589 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,558 No, I don't. 590 00:35:35,516 --> 00:35:37,010 Yes, you do. 591 00:35:42,396 --> 00:35:44,251 Can I read your fortune? 592 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:50,771 This big line says you're gonna be a millionaire. 593 00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:52,667 It says your... 594 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,562 It says your wife will die in a hay fire. 595 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:57,717 But I don't have a wife. 596 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,178 You will, but it ain't gonna be me. 597 00:36:20,669 --> 00:36:23,090 - Do you love me? - Yes. 598 00:36:23,132 --> 00:36:24,474 Do you think I'm attractive? 599 00:36:24,509 --> 00:36:27,825 No. You look fine the way you are... skinny. 600 00:36:27,868 --> 00:36:30,486 When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! 601 00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:33,078 When I go to bed, I get hungry! 602 00:36:33,116 --> 00:36:36,432 I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" 603 00:36:36,476 --> 00:36:38,997 He said, "No. I just found a parking space." 604 00:36:39,036 --> 00:36:41,403 "Now I sent my wife to go buy a car!" 605 00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:44,884 It's just murder what's going on with people these days. 606 00:36:44,925 --> 00:36:47,478 Just the other day, right here in Xenia, Ohio... 607 00:36:47,516 --> 00:36:50,385 a man walked up to me and said, "I haven't eaten in 3 days." 608 00:36:50,429 --> 00:36:51,955 I said, "Force yourself!" 609 00:36:51,997 --> 00:36:54,582 Another man walked up to me and said... 610 00:36:54,621 --> 00:36:55,700 "I haven't eaten in a week!" 611 00:36:55,741 --> 00:36:58,458 I said, "Don't worry. It tastes the same!" 612 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,643 All right! We're rolling! I love this crowd! 613 00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:23,095 Peoples got to work for a livin'. 614 00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:25,369 I believe in a blue-collar race. 615 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:28,819 I think suicide's the only way out... out of life. 616 00:38:29,821 --> 00:38:32,887 I wanted to die. I tried to die, but I didn't. 617 00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:37,332 They say it's my depression, but what the fuck, man? 618 00:38:37,372 --> 00:38:39,347 I don't fuckin' know any more. 619 00:38:40,381 --> 00:38:42,617 Which way should I fuckin' turn, man? 620 00:39:05,724 --> 00:39:07,579 Shut up! 621 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:09,020 - I hate that dog. - I hate it, too. 622 00:39:09,052 --> 00:39:10,132 It's mean and ugly. 623 00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:12,954 It's got two sets of teeth, like a shark. 624 00:39:12,988 --> 00:39:15,671 That's why Roy calls it Sharky. 625 00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,912 Yeah. The other day I saw it eating a turkey bone. 626 00:39:17,948 --> 00:39:20,337 I swear it looked like it was choking on the bone. 627 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,842 I wish it would choke and shut up. 628 00:39:21,884 --> 00:39:24,251 Yeah. I was gonna go tell Miss Barry, but... 629 00:39:24,285 --> 00:39:25,561 After the last time? 630 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,190 After last time, I didn't even want to get near her front door. 631 00:39:27,228 --> 00:39:29,115 "You kids get out of my front yard..." 632 00:39:29,148 --> 00:39:30,392 "or I'm calling the police!" 633 00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:32,916 - You want sparkles? - Hell, no. 634 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,483 You don't want sparkles? 635 00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:37,558 I want sparkles, Darb. You can do my toes. 636 00:39:37,596 --> 00:39:39,636 OK. When I'm done with hers. 637 00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:40,854 Don't rush her. 638 00:39:43,612 --> 00:39:45,205 You're getting better, Darb. 639 00:39:56,221 --> 00:40:00,312 This woman and this man, they was married. 640 00:40:00,348 --> 00:40:05,105 Was real good friends until another woman came along. 641 00:40:05,148 --> 00:40:07,417 Now they're lesbians. 642 00:40:07,452 --> 00:40:09,972 Disgusting... two women biting at each other... 643 00:40:10,013 --> 00:40:11,638 if you get my drift. 644 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,400 I think that... that's nasty. 645 00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:16,183 Man, I get the chills. 646 00:40:16,221 --> 00:40:18,163 I'm a party boy. 647 00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:19,612 Not only that... 648 00:40:19,644 --> 00:40:22,841 you'll be... be pickin' up women in your pickup, man. 649 00:40:22,876 --> 00:40:25,593 Yeah. My pickup, man. Yeah. 650 00:40:25,629 --> 00:40:27,636 That's the way I am. 651 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,426 Turn fifteen, I'm partyin'. 652 00:40:32,156 --> 00:40:35,003 Without wood, there'd be no America. 653 00:40:35,036 --> 00:40:37,971 No ships to bring the pilgrims across the ocean. 654 00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:41,788 No log cabins, no schoolhouses... 655 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:44,919 no churches, no covered wagons... 656 00:40:44,956 --> 00:40:47,826 no rail road ties... 657 00:40:47,868 --> 00:40:49,973 no cigar store indians... 658 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,387 no nothin'. 659 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,455 Solomon, are you down there? 660 00:41:54,108 --> 00:41:55,668 What are you doing lifting weights? 661 00:41:55,709 --> 00:41:58,164 - I'm lifting. - You'll stunt your growth. 662 00:41:58,204 --> 00:41:59,764 You're gonna get peg leg shoulders... 663 00:41:59,805 --> 00:42:01,692 and pinched neck nerves. 664 00:42:01,725 --> 00:42:03,699 It's not good to lift while you're growing. 665 00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:05,235 I can see your shoulder popping out. 666 00:42:05,276 --> 00:42:07,185 Look at the way it raises and gets smaller... 667 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:08,919 raises and gets smaller. 668 00:42:10,204 --> 00:42:12,376 You're gonna pop out a joint. That's not healthy. 669 00:42:12,412 --> 00:42:14,234 Look at it. It's gonna pop. 670 00:42:24,188 --> 00:42:25,879 Your dad's old taps. 671 00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:27,323 He used to be good. 672 00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:31,578 He said he was blessed with the gift of tap. 673 00:42:31,612 --> 00:42:33,816 Took up tapping when he got his bald spot. 674 00:42:35,196 --> 00:42:36,406 He wanted to get transplants... 675 00:42:36,445 --> 00:42:38,485 but I thought that was a bit drastic. 676 00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:42,419 Told him if he wanted to, he should take up tap. 677 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:45,333 He put up the mirror. 678 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:49,686 He said if Marlene Dietrich could see him dance... 679 00:42:49,725 --> 00:42:51,219 she would fall in love. 680 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:53,529 What do you want with Marlene Dietrich? 681 00:42:54,685 --> 00:42:57,106 She had her bottom ribs surgically removed... 682 00:42:57,149 --> 00:42:59,767 so she'd have more of an hourglass figure. 683 00:42:59,804 --> 00:43:01,626 Don't you know stars are flawed? 684 00:43:07,517 --> 00:43:09,589 Will you smile? 685 00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:11,800 Come on, I want a smile. 686 00:43:11,836 --> 00:43:13,145 Tuck in that tummy. 687 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:14,587 One smile. Come on. 688 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:16,660 I'm gonna tickle you till you smile. 689 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,107 Flatten that tummy. 690 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,896 Hold your shoulders in. 691 00:43:21,149 --> 00:43:23,701 Do you miss your dad? I do. 692 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,878 Come on, hold that tummy in. 693 00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:27,956 Come on, can you smile for me, please? 694 00:43:31,132 --> 00:43:32,409 OK, you son of a bitch... 695 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:34,866 if you don't smile, I'm gonna kill you, OK? 696 00:43:34,908 --> 00:43:37,297 I've killed before, and I will kill again. 697 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:40,853 I will pick up your brains all over the floor. 698 00:43:40,892 --> 00:43:42,299 You came out of my womb... 699 00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:44,340 and I'll stick you right back in my womb. 700 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:47,348 If you don't smile, I'm going to kill you. 701 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,813 Yeah, party. 702 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:08,533 Break dance. 703 00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:27,604 I have a good personality. 704 00:44:27,645 --> 00:44:31,387 I have blond hair, blue eyes. 705 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:34,998 I'm a hundred and thirty-five pounds... 706 00:44:35,036 --> 00:44:37,938 and I'm 4' 101/2. 707 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,955 I have very light skin. 708 00:44:39,996 --> 00:44:44,186 I am considered what you would call an albino. 709 00:44:44,221 --> 00:44:48,279 I like men that are very sensitive... 710 00:44:48,317 --> 00:44:53,402 that will sit down and watch a good movie with me... 711 00:44:53,436 --> 00:44:55,258 won't hit on me... 712 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,853 will love me for me. 713 00:44:56,892 --> 00:45:02,042 I like men that either have blond hair, blue eyes... 714 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:03,865 or... 715 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,842 black or brown hair. 716 00:45:05,884 --> 00:45:09,146 Actually, the eyes, it really doesn't matter. 717 00:45:09,181 --> 00:45:11,548 My favorite movie stars are... 718 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:15,541 Pamela Anderson and Patrick Swayze. 719 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,035 Patrick Swayze is sexy. 720 00:45:18,077 --> 00:45:19,603 He's good-lookin'. 721 00:45:19,645 --> 00:45:21,433 I love that man to death. 722 00:45:22,812 --> 00:45:26,773 I would pay money to touch him. 723 00:45:28,188 --> 00:45:29,398 When I was born... 724 00:45:29,437 --> 00:45:33,048 I was born without any toes on my feet at all. 725 00:45:33,085 --> 00:45:35,932 I would pick things up with the balls of my feet... 726 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:37,558 instead of my toes. 727 00:45:37,596 --> 00:45:40,825 I had trouble walking on my feet. 728 00:45:53,724 --> 00:45:56,539 Clifford Dumkin is the fat cocaine addict... 729 00:45:56,573 --> 00:45:59,126 who lives down by my house. 730 00:45:59,164 --> 00:46:03,059 He's into wife-swapping and sex parties. 731 00:46:03,964 --> 00:46:06,866 He gives girls cocaine, and he fucks them... 732 00:46:06,908 --> 00:46:09,756 in front of different kids in the neighborhood. 733 00:46:09,788 --> 00:46:11,861 Every time I see him... 734 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,583 he's got cocaine all over his mustache. 735 00:46:19,996 --> 00:46:22,778 - Watch her eyes. - I want a mustache, damn it! 736 00:46:22,812 --> 00:46:24,754 - Get her underbelly. - Her underbooty. 737 00:46:26,685 --> 00:46:29,019 - Get her nipples. - I want a mustache! 738 00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:30,165 It's OK, Foot Foot. 739 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,441 I want to look like Burt Reynolds! 740 00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:39,545 I want a mustache, damn it! 741 00:46:41,949 --> 00:46:44,054 Oh, baby, it's OK. 742 00:46:46,749 --> 00:46:49,618 - Gotta calm down. - I want a mustache, damn it! 743 00:47:24,093 --> 00:47:25,587 Get down! 744 00:47:33,756 --> 00:47:35,731 No! Get down now! 745 00:47:54,557 --> 00:47:56,313 Do you still miss her? 746 00:47:57,277 --> 00:47:59,513 Yeah. There's not a day goes by that I don't miss her. 747 00:48:01,756 --> 00:48:03,993 Sure seems that way sometimes. 748 00:48:04,028 --> 00:48:06,963 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 749 00:48:08,445 --> 00:48:10,900 Do you think she looked a little like me? 750 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,849 Yeah, she looked a little bit like you. 751 00:48:15,132 --> 00:48:16,790 She's in heaven now. 752 00:48:16,828 --> 00:48:18,454 Yeah, she's in heaven now. 753 00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:23,220 What was she like? 754 00:48:24,925 --> 00:48:26,834 Oh, she's... Brown hair. 755 00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:29,626 She drinked, you know, a little bit... 756 00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,635 but she was a good person. 757 00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:35,189 She was real nice, she was. 758 00:48:35,229 --> 00:48:37,171 When I was a kid, I remember growin' up. 759 00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:39,665 There was this man that raised me. 760 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,425 His wife walked around in her underclothes... 761 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:45,209 and he'd always tell us... 762 00:48:45,244 --> 00:48:46,586 all us boys that worked for him... 763 00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:47,929 you know, when you'd come in... 764 00:48:47,965 --> 00:48:49,688 she'd be walking around getting ready for work... 765 00:48:49,725 --> 00:48:51,961 told us not to bug her. 766 00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:54,363 They always warned us, you know, don't... 767 00:48:54,396 --> 00:48:56,916 you can look, but don't touch. 768 00:48:56,957 --> 00:48:58,779 It was hard to do... 769 00:48:58,812 --> 00:49:00,852 when there was something tempting in front of you... 770 00:49:00,893 --> 00:49:03,926 as pretty and good-lookin' as she was... 771 00:49:03,964 --> 00:49:05,688 you know and everything. 772 00:49:05,724 --> 00:49:08,594 But you got to respect somebody else's wife... 773 00:49:08,636 --> 00:49:10,163 in other words. 774 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:25,370 His dad never gave a crap. 775 00:49:26,492 --> 00:49:28,380 Not even at the end of his game. 776 00:49:29,372 --> 00:49:32,023 It was scary to see him despondent like that. 777 00:49:33,276 --> 00:49:36,244 His dad didn't care for mom much, either... 778 00:49:36,284 --> 00:49:37,713 or the little doggie. 779 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,373 He started going to church... 780 00:49:41,469 --> 00:49:43,989 and he started listening to the gospels. 781 00:49:45,213 --> 00:49:48,279 It was expected when he robbed the neighbors. 782 00:49:48,316 --> 00:49:49,723 He took their wine... 783 00:49:49,757 --> 00:49:52,539 and he took some rings and fine jewelry. 784 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,318 I think he got a fur coat as well. 785 00:49:56,348 --> 00:49:58,323 When he had a kid... 786 00:49:58,364 --> 00:50:01,211 he didn't think to watch his ways. 787 00:50:01,244 --> 00:50:02,837 He felt the same as his daddy. 788 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,111 Come on, put it back up. 789 00:50:09,148 --> 00:50:11,156 - Let's go! - Come on, man! 790 00:50:11,196 --> 00:50:13,684 Go! Go, God damn it! 791 00:50:13,724 --> 00:50:15,633 - Fuckin' get it! - Put it up! 792 00:50:18,045 --> 00:50:19,833 - Let's go. - Tell me when you're ready. 793 00:50:19,869 --> 00:50:21,494 Get that motherfucker. 794 00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:23,988 On your marks, set, go. 795 00:50:24,028 --> 00:50:25,915 Get him, God damn it, go! 796 00:50:25,948 --> 00:50:27,890 Fuck him up, Tummy! 797 00:50:27,932 --> 00:50:30,453 Get it, boy! Get it, goddamn! 798 00:50:30,492 --> 00:50:32,467 Don't be afeared! 799 00:50:38,717 --> 00:50:40,822 - Got beat, didn't ya? - Hell, yeah! 800 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:42,070 Shit! 801 00:50:43,773 --> 00:50:46,074 Don't you know it's a sin to get beat by your son? 802 00:50:46,108 --> 00:50:47,897 Shoop, shoop, shoop 803 00:50:47,932 --> 00:50:49,874 He got beat, he got beat 804 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,120 He got beat by his own son 805 00:50:52,157 --> 00:50:53,847 He got beat, he got beat 806 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,989 He got beat by his own son 807 00:50:56,028 --> 00:50:57,490 He got beat, he got beat 808 00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,125 He got beat by Tummy 809 00:50:59,164 --> 00:51:01,685 He got beat, he got beat by mummy 810 00:51:15,805 --> 00:51:18,455 - Who's next? - Who's next? 811 00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:19,637 How about the girls? 812 00:51:21,565 --> 00:51:23,801 You two wrestle... have an arm wrestle. 813 00:51:25,372 --> 00:51:28,219 - Come on. Get it goin'. - Get it on! 814 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:33,722 Let's see what we got. You sit there and there. 815 00:51:33,756 --> 00:51:35,130 All right, let's see it. 816 00:51:36,732 --> 00:51:38,837 Do they even know how to arm wrestle? 817 00:51:38,876 --> 00:51:41,015 Now, are you guys ready? You guys ready? 818 00:51:41,052 --> 00:51:42,361 On your mark... 819 00:51:42,396 --> 00:51:45,625 No holdin' the table. 820 00:51:45,661 --> 00:51:47,635 Hand up in the air. 821 00:51:47,676 --> 00:51:49,586 Get steady... 822 00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:51,384 - Are you ready? - No, not really. 823 00:51:51,421 --> 00:51:53,395 You ready? 824 00:51:53,436 --> 00:51:54,778 - Ready. - You ready? 825 00:51:55,932 --> 00:51:57,393 Go! 826 00:51:57,437 --> 00:52:00,120 - Come on! - Come on! 827 00:52:00,156 --> 00:52:04,019 Go, God damn it! Yeah! 828 00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:05,172 There. 829 00:52:07,741 --> 00:52:11,701 God! Get beat like that, that's awful. 830 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:13,201 It's all right. It's all right. 831 00:52:13,244 --> 00:52:15,219 - I take pride... - I tried. 832 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:18,130 She did her bit. She tried. 833 00:52:18,172 --> 00:52:19,699 You gave it all. 834 00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:21,463 Any more fucking beer? 835 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,929 - That's it. - Fuck. 836 00:52:22,972 --> 00:52:24,728 Man, fuck all this bullshit. 837 00:52:24,764 --> 00:52:27,153 I can piss in this bottle, fill it back up. 838 00:52:27,197 --> 00:52:29,139 - Fuck that. - Have to go for a beer run. 839 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:34,930 - Who's next? - The big man, little man! 840 00:52:34,973 --> 00:52:37,012 Let's get it. Come on. 841 00:52:37,053 --> 00:52:38,809 That's what I want to see. 842 00:52:38,844 --> 00:52:40,338 Let's go, buddy. 843 00:52:40,381 --> 00:52:43,414 Show him what you got, man. Fuck him up. 844 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,689 - Come on! - Ready? 845 00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:46,869 Go! 846 00:52:46,908 --> 00:52:48,850 Come on! Get it! Get it! 847 00:52:48,892 --> 00:52:50,965 - Go! Go! - Come on! 848 00:52:51,004 --> 00:52:53,687 You got it! Come on! Get him! 849 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,947 Fuck this shit! 850 00:52:58,044 --> 00:52:59,189 Damn! 851 00:53:01,116 --> 00:53:03,091 Fuck this shit, man! 852 00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:07,795 Did the little man get you, buddy? 853 00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:10,422 - Motherfucker. - You should be ashamed. 854 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,915 Fuck all y'all motherfuckers. 855 00:53:14,364 --> 00:53:15,608 Loser. 856 00:53:15,644 --> 00:53:17,816 You can lose with pride, though, man, shit. 857 00:53:19,548 --> 00:53:23,672 Little fuck can break our assholes anyway. 858 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,748 Not true, motherfucker. 859 00:53:32,252 --> 00:53:35,034 Aren't you a little girly from Salt Lake City? 860 00:53:36,092 --> 00:53:38,099 Two-quart legs and two rubber titties. 861 00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:40,409 Two-quart legs and two rubber titties... 862 00:53:40,444 --> 00:53:42,452 She loves electricity, but she burns off gas. 863 00:53:42,492 --> 00:53:45,110 Got a V-8 pussy and a cadillac ass. 864 00:53:48,828 --> 00:53:51,032 That little girl from Salt Lake City... 865 00:53:51,069 --> 00:53:53,141 two-quart legs and two rubber titties. 866 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:54,936 Loves electricity, but she burns off gas. 867 00:53:54,972 --> 00:53:57,339 Got a V-8 pussy and a cadillac ass. 868 00:54:06,396 --> 00:54:07,803 Get in there! 869 00:54:07,836 --> 00:54:10,073 Don't let him get on you, man! 870 00:54:10,108 --> 00:54:12,443 Get him out! Come on! 871 00:54:14,588 --> 00:54:16,410 Come on, man, get him down! 872 00:54:19,996 --> 00:54:22,036 Fuck him up! Come on! 873 00:54:22,076 --> 00:54:23,865 Get him! 874 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:26,683 Come on! Don't let him fuck with you like that! 875 00:54:26,716 --> 00:54:29,466 He ain't got no damn business fucking with you. 876 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,500 - Goddamn! - Kill him! 877 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:35,159 Break him down! 878 00:54:35,196 --> 00:54:37,268 Get him down and beat the fucking hell out of him! 879 00:54:37,308 --> 00:54:38,802 - Come on! - Stomp his head! 880 00:54:38,844 --> 00:54:42,390 - Stomp his ass! - Hit him one more time. 881 00:54:44,892 --> 00:54:47,313 - Fuck him up. - Get him! 882 00:54:57,244 --> 00:54:58,870 There you go! 883 00:54:58,908 --> 00:55:01,756 Goddamn, dig his fucking grave, man! 884 00:55:01,788 --> 00:55:02,933 Come on! 885 00:55:07,613 --> 00:55:08,758 Teach that motherfucker. 886 00:55:10,012 --> 00:55:11,474 There you go! 887 00:55:13,021 --> 00:55:14,330 Hit him in the head! 888 00:55:14,364 --> 00:55:15,509 Smash his brains! 889 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,027 Look at that. 890 00:55:22,396 --> 00:55:26,968 - Ain't no ambulance. - Oh, well. 891 00:55:27,004 --> 00:55:28,117 Spit on him. 892 00:55:29,724 --> 00:55:31,699 Life's a bitch, and then you die. 893 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,950 There you go. 894 00:56:35,388 --> 00:56:36,697 It's a cat trap. 895 00:56:38,717 --> 00:56:40,920 I want it high. 896 00:58:09,852 --> 00:58:12,274 The doctor said they're gonna have to take off... 897 00:58:12,316 --> 00:58:13,876 one of my boobies... 898 00:58:15,164 --> 00:58:17,466 and I know what happens when they do that. 899 00:58:18,909 --> 00:58:20,851 Boys'll stop looking at me... 900 00:58:22,108 --> 00:58:26,003 and once, when I finally meet a guy... 901 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:28,946 that likes me, and he sees my scar... 902 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:32,981 he'll just stop talking to me for no reason. 903 00:58:35,772 --> 00:58:37,081 Boys are like that. 904 00:58:41,853 --> 00:58:43,795 Dear world... 905 00:58:43,836 --> 00:58:47,698 I have confusion around me in every direction from my brain. 906 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:52,115 I've tried and tried to make it here in this fucking world... 907 00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:55,124 but I think it was a mistake that I was ever born. 908 00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:58,131 I do not feel guilty about taking my own life. 909 00:58:58,173 --> 00:59:00,693 I've tried your ways. 910 00:59:00,732 --> 00:59:05,140 I've had a job since I was thirteen years old. 911 00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:08,759 Making a living was never a real problem for me. 912 00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:14,100 The problem was all I see is misery and darkness. 913 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,082 Die, die, die. 914 00:59:16,124 --> 00:59:17,979 I'll put a gun to my fucking head right now. 915 00:59:32,477 --> 00:59:35,346 I'm so pissed I could kill you, but I'm not going to. 916 00:59:37,756 --> 00:59:39,512 Life is beautiful. 917 00:59:39,549 --> 00:59:41,458 Really it is. 918 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:43,922 Full of beauty and illusions. 919 00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:46,427 Life is great. 920 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:49,460 Without it, you'd be dead. 921 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,126 I think one of the reasons she didn't struggle so much... 922 00:59:51,164 --> 00:59:52,725 is I said, "You're a black witch." 923 00:59:52,764 --> 00:59:54,073 "We're giving you the greatest honor..." 924 00:59:54,108 --> 00:59:57,457 "to sit at the right hand of Arioch in hell." 925 01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:35,249 Jarrod ain't here. 926 01:02:26,812 --> 01:02:27,924 Go like that. 927 01:02:47,804 --> 01:02:49,844 He's got a gay one. 928 01:02:49,885 --> 01:02:51,314 Come on. 929 01:03:17,404 --> 01:03:18,898 Is she dead? 930 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:27,417 She's alive on that machine. 931 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:31,223 She stinks. 932 01:03:36,668 --> 01:03:38,075 Her life is over. 933 01:03:39,644 --> 01:03:41,171 She smells like baked ham. 934 01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:46,227 Bet she could live like this forever. 935 01:03:48,764 --> 01:03:50,422 Do you think she'll ever wake up? 936 01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:53,591 Hell, no. 937 01:03:53,628 --> 01:03:54,741 She's dead as hell. 938 01:03:56,636 --> 01:03:58,458 Go over and shoot her in the foot. 939 01:04:00,828 --> 01:04:01,940 Why? 940 01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:05,521 Try and wake her up. Shoot her in the foot. 941 01:04:28,988 --> 01:04:30,614 I told you she's dead. 942 01:04:35,133 --> 01:04:37,620 Could live forever on one of these gadgets. 943 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:47,761 She'll be dead now. 944 01:04:57,213 --> 01:04:58,871 She's always been dead. 945 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:03,862 She's been gone a long time. 946 01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,249 She sure stinks. 947 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:19,321 French fries, sittin' on a bench 948 01:05:19,356 --> 01:05:23,185 May I, want I, fifteen cents 949 01:05:23,228 --> 01:05:25,301 You miss, you miss 950 01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,933 You miss like this 951 01:05:33,308 --> 01:05:35,195 This is my baby... 952 01:05:35,228 --> 01:05:36,690 and I breast-feed it. 953 01:05:48,604 --> 01:05:51,255 I'm its mother. 954 01:05:54,588 --> 01:05:56,344 I... 955 01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:58,070 I love my babies. 956 01:06:03,356 --> 01:06:05,210 I love... 957 01:06:05,244 --> 01:06:07,219 to handle babies... 958 01:06:07,260 --> 01:06:09,082 because I love my babies. 959 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,405 And I kiss them on their head... 960 01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,064 on their bald head. 961 01:06:16,316 --> 01:06:18,520 And I rub its head. 962 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:19,985 I love it... 963 01:06:20,028 --> 01:06:22,395 and I hug it... 964 01:06:22,428 --> 01:06:24,468 then I kiss it, then I rub it. 965 01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:28,625 I rub its head. 966 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:33,617 Sometimes, though, I do something. I do it. 967 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:36,726 My mom tells me, "Do something," then I do it. 968 01:06:36,764 --> 01:06:38,357 And I do it and do it. 969 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:42,458 I clean house. I sweep the floor. 970 01:06:42,492 --> 01:06:44,467 "Get in there and mop that floor up." 971 01:06:44,508 --> 01:06:47,061 I get in here and mop the floor up. 972 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:50,035 Whether it's water or whether it's not water... 973 01:06:50,076 --> 01:06:51,287 I clean it up. 974 01:06:53,020 --> 01:06:54,874 And then when I cleaned it up... 975 01:06:56,156 --> 01:07:01,174 I had it all straightened up, even my dolls and all... 976 01:07:01,212 --> 01:07:03,252 straightened up. 977 01:07:03,292 --> 01:07:06,041 Now I always keep my toys... 978 01:07:06,076 --> 01:07:08,410 because I take care of them. 979 01:07:08,444 --> 01:07:13,594 And I always do, and I always do take care of them. 980 01:07:13,628 --> 01:07:16,411 And then, when I went to a store... 981 01:07:16,444 --> 01:07:20,405 I came back, and I got in a hurry behind the car... 982 01:07:20,444 --> 01:07:24,984 and I broke a... a spaghetti sauce. 983 01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:27,508 And when I did, I got in trouble for it. 984 01:07:28,604 --> 01:07:32,019 And then, I didn't break it... 985 01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:34,548 but this always happens. 986 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:38,267 And then I turned around and looked... 987 01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:42,456 and I said, "Laurel, you going to have to pray." 988 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,143 "No, you got to pray." 989 01:07:46,204 --> 01:07:48,986 And she said, "Pray about what?" 990 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:51,289 And I said, "You going to have to pray." 991 01:07:51,325 --> 01:07:53,397 You do have to pray... 992 01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:54,963 white or black or whatever. 993 01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:56,117 Some people came by here. 994 01:07:56,156 --> 01:07:59,058 We're going to have a lot of people here today. 995 01:08:00,316 --> 01:08:03,219 So we had to get up this morning... 996 01:08:03,260 --> 01:08:04,372 and we did. 997 01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:08,853 Here it goes. 998 01:08:15,164 --> 01:08:18,012 Boy. I'm getting that stuff in my hair. 999 01:08:23,420 --> 01:08:24,849 Well, well, well. 1000 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,321 Here I go. 1001 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:44,475 OK... in my hair. 1002 01:10:33,308 --> 01:10:34,421 Miss? 1003 01:10:35,228 --> 01:10:38,076 Miss, we've lost our cat, and its name is Foot Foot. 1004 01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:40,018 It's black, and it's got green eyes. 1005 01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:43,257 - What? - We lost our cat. 1006 01:10:44,412 --> 01:10:45,623 What do you want me to do? 1007 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:46,772 Well, if you see it, could you call us? 1008 01:10:46,812 --> 01:10:48,186 - We live right over here. - All right. 1009 01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:50,129 Short black hair, kind of big. 1010 01:10:50,172 --> 01:10:53,434 I don't live here in this town. 1011 01:10:53,468 --> 01:10:55,770 But if... I will. I sure will. 1012 01:10:55,804 --> 01:10:57,909 I haven't seen one, but I'll... 1013 01:10:57,948 --> 01:11:00,021 Please keep an eye out. 1014 01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:01,140 It's bad to lose one. 1015 01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:03,700 I know mine went off one time, but it come back. 1016 01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:05,528 - I hope so. - Now I don't have one. 1017 01:11:05,564 --> 01:11:08,281 - It died, you know. - Oh, sorry. 1018 01:11:08,316 --> 01:11:10,356 Black with green eyes. 1019 01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:13,560 - Foot Foot? - Yeah. Foot Foot. 1020 01:11:13,596 --> 01:11:14,806 Where'd you all lose him at? 1021 01:11:14,844 --> 01:11:18,193 If I see one, I'll come back and tell you. 1022 01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:20,505 The number's on the flyer. You can just call our number. 1023 01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,061 - Yeah. All right. - Ask for Helen, Dot, or Darby. 1024 01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,212 All right. 1025 01:12:03,228 --> 01:12:05,138 Those people are deaf. 1026 01:12:06,396 --> 01:12:07,857 I'll bet she's cussing him out. 1027 01:12:10,236 --> 01:12:12,123 You want mayonnaise, Darb? 1028 01:12:12,156 --> 01:12:13,334 - You don't? - No. 1029 01:12:21,724 --> 01:12:23,634 Is this your cat? 1030 01:12:25,660 --> 01:12:28,377 Freddie Prinze was my brother. Do you know of him? 1031 01:12:30,396 --> 01:12:33,363 He was on that television series called "Chico and the Man." 1032 01:12:33,404 --> 01:12:34,615 Did you ever hear of that? 1033 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,678 He was an actor. 1034 01:12:38,716 --> 01:12:39,829 What do you do? 1035 01:12:41,084 --> 01:12:43,954 I'm a gossip writer for a newspaper. 1036 01:12:43,996 --> 01:12:46,898 - Gossip? - You know gossip? 1037 01:12:48,892 --> 01:12:51,575 It's like... Tupac Shakur stuttered. 1038 01:12:51,612 --> 01:12:55,409 Warren Oates swallowed his chewing tobacco spittle. 1039 01:12:55,452 --> 01:12:58,201 Placido Domingo loves sherbet ice cream. 1040 01:12:58,236 --> 01:13:00,887 Adolf Hitler had one testicle. 1041 01:13:02,332 --> 01:13:05,714 P.T. Barnum had an ulcer the size of a small oyster. 1042 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,723 Henry Winkler is allergic to papaya. 1043 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:12,113 Satchel Paige shot heroin down in Cuba. 1044 01:13:12,156 --> 01:13:15,571 Dr. Robert Oppenheimer drank denatured alcohol. 1045 01:13:15,612 --> 01:13:16,986 That's gossip. 1046 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:18,449 And that's what you get paid for doing? 1047 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,653 I get paid for writing rumor. 1048 01:13:38,204 --> 01:13:40,146 How much further is it to where you saw Foot Foot? 1049 01:13:40,188 --> 01:13:42,425 It's right nearby here. It's right around here. 1050 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:43,638 Where? 1051 01:13:43,676 --> 01:13:45,815 Well, I'm not sure exactly, but is there a map? 1052 01:13:45,852 --> 01:13:48,186 There's a map in the glove box or here somewhere. 1053 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,780 Maybe it's under the seat down there. 1054 01:13:49,820 --> 01:13:51,543 Let me... let me see if I can reach it. 1055 01:13:51,580 --> 01:13:53,914 - I don't see no map around. - Maybe I can... 1056 01:13:54,844 --> 01:13:56,121 What are you doing? 1057 01:13:56,156 --> 01:13:57,880 Why'd you try and touch her kootchy? 1058 01:13:57,916 --> 01:14:00,698 - I didn't do anything. - Pervert! 1059 01:14:02,908 --> 01:14:05,526 - Now, come on. - Get out of here! 1060 01:14:05,564 --> 01:14:06,742 Don't touch her kootchy! 1061 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:08,024 Come on. Just give me a little. 1062 01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:09,336 Let go of her! 1063 01:14:09,372 --> 01:14:11,608 - Get off! - Fucking pervert! 1064 01:14:11,644 --> 01:14:13,018 Stop! 1065 01:14:13,052 --> 01:14:14,427 Just give me some. That's all. 1066 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:17,046 - Let go of her, motherfucker! - You're hos anyway. 1067 01:14:17,084 --> 01:14:18,459 It's no big deal. 1068 01:14:18,492 --> 01:14:20,663 It's nothing new for trash like you. 1069 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,707 Kiss my ass, fucker! 1070 01:14:22,748 --> 01:14:24,756 Motherfucker! Don't touch my sister! 1071 01:14:24,796 --> 01:14:27,546 Nothing new for trash like you. 1072 01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,173 Fuck you! 1073 01:14:29,212 --> 01:14:32,147 Baby. Fucking asshole! 1074 01:14:32,188 --> 01:14:34,130 Idiot! 1075 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:37,082 I knew a guy who was dyslexic... 1076 01:14:37,116 --> 01:14:39,156 but he was also cross-eyed... 1077 01:14:39,196 --> 01:14:40,756 so everything came out right. 1078 01:15:57,980 --> 01:15:59,409 Spaghetti. 1079 01:16:12,060 --> 01:16:13,521 Hand me the shampoo. 1080 01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:17,464 That's the conditioner. Hand me the other bottle. 1081 01:17:14,908 --> 01:17:17,209 Hi, my name is Terry. This is my brother Phelipo. 1082 01:17:17,244 --> 01:17:18,324 Hi, ma'am. 1083 01:17:18,364 --> 01:17:20,371 Would you be interested in purchasing a crunch bar? 1084 01:17:20,412 --> 01:17:21,938 - How much? - A dollar. 1085 01:17:23,452 --> 01:17:25,208 The money goes for children with cancer. 1086 01:17:25,244 --> 01:17:27,066 Also, it's for Hodgkin's disease. 1087 01:17:29,916 --> 01:17:31,607 - Thanks. - OK. 1088 01:17:31,644 --> 01:17:32,789 Have a nice day. 1089 01:17:41,884 --> 01:17:42,996 Some dessert? 1090 01:18:36,348 --> 01:18:38,420 Man, we be making all this money. 1091 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:40,632 Yeah. All the hos like this. 1092 01:18:40,668 --> 01:18:42,424 Yeah. Buy the teachers, too... 1093 01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:44,347 so I wouldn't have to go to school no more. 1094 01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:45,809 Tease people, too. 1095 01:18:45,852 --> 01:18:48,535 Yeah. Make them my friend, then I tease them with the money. 1096 01:18:48,572 --> 01:18:50,744 They'll be my friends more often also. 1097 01:18:50,780 --> 01:18:54,675 Yeah. We can have all this. We can be rich. 1098 01:18:54,716 --> 01:18:56,985 We'll be going around teasing women and stuff. 1099 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:59,224 Yeah. Selling candy, getting money. 1100 01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:00,634 Just selling candy, getting money... 1101 01:19:00,668 --> 01:19:02,162 and making the greenbacks. 1102 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,951 I was all right 1103 01:19:04,988 --> 01:19:07,192 For awhile 1104 01:19:07,228 --> 01:19:09,050 I could smile 1105 01:19:09,084 --> 01:19:11,932 For awhile 1106 01:19:11,964 --> 01:19:14,037 But I saw you last night 1107 01:19:14,076 --> 01:19:16,629 You held my hand so tight 1108 01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:18,097 As you stopped 1109 01:19:18,140 --> 01:19:21,369 To say hello 1110 01:19:21,404 --> 01:19:24,055 Oh, you wished me well 1111 01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:27,256 You couldn't tell 1112 01:19:27,292 --> 01:19:29,015 That I'd been 1113 01:19:29,052 --> 01:19:31,321 Crying 1114 01:19:31,356 --> 01:19:33,658 Over you 1115 01:19:33,692 --> 01:19:35,864 Crying 1116 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:38,234 Over you 1117 01:19:38,268 --> 01:19:39,959 And you 1118 01:19:39,996 --> 01:19:42,385 Said so long 1119 01:19:42,428 --> 01:19:44,883 Left me standing 1120 01:19:44,924 --> 01:19:46,811 All alone 1121 01:19:46,844 --> 01:19:50,008 Alone and crying 1122 01:19:50,044 --> 01:19:52,378 Crying 1123 01:19:52,412 --> 01:19:54,714 Crying 1124 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:55,926 Crying 1125 01:19:55,964 --> 01:20:01,147 It's hard to understand 1126 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:03,449 But the touch 1127 01:20:03,484 --> 01:20:05,426 Of your hand 1128 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,890 Can start me crying 1129 01:20:10,268 --> 01:20:12,657 I thought that I 1130 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:15,285 Was over you 1131 01:20:15,324 --> 01:20:17,877 But it's true 1132 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:19,771 So true 1133 01:20:19,804 --> 01:20:22,390 I love you even more 1134 01:20:22,428 --> 01:20:25,079 Than I did before 1135 01:20:25,116 --> 01:20:29,589 But, darling, what can I do? 1136 01:20:29,628 --> 01:20:31,929 For you don't 1137 01:20:31,964 --> 01:20:34,265 Love me 1138 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:39,450 And I'll always be 1139 01:20:39,484 --> 01:20:41,905 Crying 1140 01:20:41,948 --> 01:20:44,370 Over you 1141 01:20:44,412 --> 01:20:46,834 Crying 1142 01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:49,243 Over you 1143 01:20:49,276 --> 01:20:51,099 Yes 1144 01:20:51,132 --> 01:20:53,750 Now you're gone 1145 01:20:53,788 --> 01:20:58,163 And from this moment on 1146 01:20:58,204 --> 01:21:01,270 I'll be crying 1147 01:21:01,308 --> 01:21:03,697 Crying 1148 01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:06,161 Crying 1149 01:21:06,204 --> 01:21:08,244 Crying 1150 01:21:08,284 --> 01:21:13,651 Yeah, crying 1151 01:21:13,692 --> 01:21:15,226 Crying 1152 01:21:18,684 --> 01:21:20,219 Over 1153 01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:25,146 You 1154 01:21:33,308 --> 01:21:35,991 Yes, Jesus loves me 1155 01:21:43,772 --> 01:21:47,482 For the bible tells me so 1156 01:21:52,892 --> 01:21:54,747 Dial it now. It's a bad dime.