1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:04,045 (svira božićna glazba) 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:11,511 {\an8}(svira tematska pjesma) 3 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,957 {\an8}(svira svečana glazba) 4 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,086 {\an8}(elektronički dronovi Hynotoad) 5 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,380 {\an8}(ukrasi zveckaju) 6 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:53,386 Ah, Božićna sezona je pred nama. 7 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,846 Osigurajte perimetar! 8 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:55,930 (svi viču) 9 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,599 {\an8}(svira napeta glazba) 10 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,642 {\an8}- Svjetla za brijanje na mjestu? - (rezanje) 11 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,936 - Roger! - Onda se odmaknite! 12 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,272 (klik, svirka) 13 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,903 - (huktanje) - ALARM: Upozorenje na uljeza. 14 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,529 - (huktanje) - (bučanje) 15 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,573 {\an8}- (Bender i Hermes gunđaju) - (škljocanje kotačića) 16 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,824 {\an8}(zveket) 17 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,243 {\an8}Djed Božićnjak to neće preskočiti! Nema šanse! 18 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,788 {\an8}- Osim ako ga ne sruši ili tako nešto. - Hej, robote. 19 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,873 {\an8}Netko ti je ostavio kartu u čarapi. 20 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:22,957 {\an8}To je čudno. 21 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,209 {\an8}Obično dobivam poštu 22 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,293 {\an8}u moje dupe. 23 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,377 {\an8}(škripi) 24 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,132 {\an8}"Znam što si radio sljedeći Božić!"? 25 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,093 {\an8}U redu... Slučajno! 26 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,095 {\an8}Pitam se što si učinio 27 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,597 {\an8}i tko bi uopće mogao će znati za to. 28 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,015 {\an8}Eh, radim svašta. 29 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,683 {\an8}Vjerojatno upravo sada nešto radim. 30 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,687 (misteriozna glazba svira) 31 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:48,733 {\an8}Tko je spreman za svoj prvi animirani blagdanski specijal? 32 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,068 {\an8}- Hura! - Tako zabavno! 33 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,152 {\an8}Kako god. 34 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,656 {\an8}Ooh! čekaj me. Volim imati drugu djecu u blizini. 35 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,658 NARATOR (na TV-u): Ovogodišnja repriza 36 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,077 Postoji odmor za svakoga 37 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,537 donosi vam... 38 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,956 Mamino staromodno sredstvo za uklanjanje krvi. 39 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,791 {\an8}Sada u začinima od zobene kaše. 40 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,343 A taj praznik je Božić. 41 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:18,221 (djeca navijaju, smiju se) 42 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,848 KWANZAABOT: Hej, djeco, svaka prilika 43 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,766 svi želite remiksirati ovaj blagdanski specijal, 44 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,310 i čuti priču o drogi umjesto Kwanzaabota? 45 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,355 Ili tvoj omiljeni šašavi golem, Chanukah Zombie? 46 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,649 Ne! Pričaj nam o Djedu Mrazu! 47 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,733 Opet? 48 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:33,069 Da! Svake godine! 49 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,404 - (Kwanzaabot uzdahne) - Joj... 50 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,491 (svira hirovita glazba) 51 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,952 Drevna tradicija Božića 52 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,538 počeo je 2801. godine, 53 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,290 kada Friendly Robot Company 54 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,126 razvio je mehaničkog Djeda Mraza velike snage 55 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:52,463 sposoban za isporuku preko pet mega-poklona u sekundi. 56 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,966 (pucanje) 57 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,262 - (razbijanje stakla) - Hej... 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,597 KWANZAABOT: Prevarili su ga 59 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,223 par Timica od karbonskih vlakana 60 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,559 i kromirani zločesti-lijepi senzor. 61 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,728 CHANUKAH ZOMBIE: Da bi znao tko zaslužuje darove 62 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,355 i koji je zaslužio brutalnu kaznu. 63 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,400 Yo, to je moglo biti prva greška upravo tu. 64 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,861 - (zvončići na saonicama zveckaju) - Ali na prvoj isporuci Djeda Božićnjaka, 65 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,864 nešto je krenulo tragično meshuggenah. 66 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,574 - (škripa) - Njegov zločesti-lijepi senzor 67 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,034 neispravno. 68 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,661 Čovječe, to je neki bleeped (klaxon). 69 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,538 (zveckaju zvona na saonicama) 70 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,540 Jupi! Djed Mraz je ovdje! 71 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,543 - (pucanje) - (ljudi vrište) 72 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,296 Oh! Bože moj! (gunđanje) 73 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,506 - (videozapis se zaustavlja) - Oh, hvala. 74 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,842 Žao mi je, djeco. 75 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:41,095 Nikada nisam želio da znaš da Djed Mraz postoji. 76 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,598 (svira turobna glazba) 77 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,476 (udaranje čekićem) 78 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,520 Božićne vijesti, svi! 79 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,898 Znam kako popraviti Djeda Mraza! 80 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,650 (nevjerljivo brbljanje) 81 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,652 Samo mu se trebam prišuljati 82 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,155 i obrnuti polaritet njegovog zločesto-lijepog senzora. 83 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,659 Ali Djed Mraz je uvijek na oprezu protiv napada. Baš kao ja. 84 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,535 - Bok-ja! - Jao! 85 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,746 Nikada mu se nećeš moći prišuljati. 86 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,456 Ne kroz prostor, ne, 87 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,416 ali kroz vrijeme, vjerojatno. 88 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:14,462 Vidite, Djed Božićnjak je tek spreman za napad iz sadašnjosti. 89 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:18,424 Pa sam pio juhu moj stari vremeplov. 90 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,550 gdje je 91 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,886 Pitanje je kada je to? 92 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:24,597 A odgovor je točan o... 93 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,016 sada! 94 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,102 (impresionirano brbljanje) 95 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,270 To je tako nevjerojatno. 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,146 Nije me briga ni što mi je na nozi. 97 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,231 (pucanje) 98 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,650 Ugradio sam ručni mjenjač 99 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,985 s mjenjačem unazad, 100 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,320 tako da sada može ići unatrag kroz vrijeme 101 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,697 kao i naprijed. 102 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,532 - (otključava auto) - Ura-- (gunđa) 103 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,994 Moj plan je napraviti sigurnosnu kopiju do 2801. godine, 104 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,912 kada su stvari krenule loše, 105 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,039 i materijalizirati iza Djeda Mraza 106 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,959 dok izlazi iz ovog vrlo kamina. 107 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,753 Je li ova zgrada uopće postojala 2801. godine? 108 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:59,215 Da, ali tada, bila je to neka vrsta tržnice mesa, 109 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,968 gdje bi se spajali mesari i samljeti im kobasice. 110 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,928 Da, svejedno, jednom tamo, 111 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,888 Brzo ću promijeniti polaritet 112 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:09,726 Djed Mrazov zločesti-lijepi senzor, zatim se vratite u sadašnjost. 113 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,769 Problem riješen. 114 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:15,231 Hm, profesore, nije li riskantno vratiti se u prošlost 115 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,607 i promijeniti povijest? 116 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,067 Bože, da. 117 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,361 Ali ići ću sam da smanjim šanse 118 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,573 da bilo tko postane vlastiti djed. 119 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,534 - Takve se stvari događaju. - Ne, nemaju. 120 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:30,163 Sljedeći put kad me vidiš, Djed Božićnjak će opet biti dobar! 121 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,247 Ta-ta! 122 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,000 (svira herojska glazba) 123 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,587 Uh, samo nekoliko stoljeća ravno unatrag. 124 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,214 (prasak, odjekujući mijau) 125 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,716 Prokletstvo! Povukao sam se 126 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,634 Vremenska mačka gospođe McGillicuddy! 127 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,637 - (škljocanje, brušenje zupčanika) - Kvačilo, mjenjač i... 128 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,765 idemo dalje! 129 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,851 - (zaps) - (odjekujući mačji urlik) 130 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,855 (svira dramatična glazba) 131 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,106 (šištanje) 132 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,445 (bipkanje) 133 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,825 {\an8}(klaksoni trube) 134 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:12,288 ♪ 135 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,211 DJED MJED: Ho-ho-hot! 136 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,089 (zujanje) 137 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,549 {\an8}- (pištanje) - Kolačić. 138 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,803 (glasno žvakanje) 139 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,473 ♪ 140 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,186 kolačić! 141 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,605 (glasno žvakanje) 142 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,690 (klik, bipkanje) 143 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,777 kolačić! 144 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,987 (glasno žvakanje) 145 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:48,408 - (zupčanici za brušenje) - Samo prebaci u naprijed i... 146 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,492 Vau! 147 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,993 (zap, bip) 148 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:54,747 Oh, gnjavi se. pomaknula sam se slučajno u rikverc. 149 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:58,167 Pretpostavljam da ću je morati odvesti uokolo slikovitom rutom. 150 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,254 ♪ 151 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,632 (pijucka) 152 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:08,010 Ah, dolazi Veliki prasak unatrag. 153 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,637 (pucanje, zujanje) 154 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,431 jao Shrvan sam 155 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,392 - po svemu što je ikada bilo. - (naboranje) 156 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:18,020 (pucanje, zujanje) 157 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,898 I evo nas, budućnost! 158 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:24,152 (obrnute eksplozije) 159 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,820 (zaps) 160 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:29,866 (pijucka) 161 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,535 (pucanje) 162 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:33,911 Ee-eye! 163 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,246 (pucanje) 164 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,124 - Kako je prošlo? - Nema zastoja! 165 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,584 (prskanje) 166 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,419 Popravio sam Djeda Mraza! 167 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,713 (svi navijaju) 168 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,548 Bit će to moj prvi sretan Božić 169 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,509 otkad sam se smrznuo i nikad više nisam vidio svoju obitelj! 170 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,094 Sada, izdrži! 171 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,596 Božić nije za tjedan dana. 172 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,307 Do tada imamo neprestani naporan posao. 173 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,559 Oh fuff. Prestanimo se pretvarati 174 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,561 mi radimo bilo što ovdje. 175 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,646 Svi, uzmite slobodan tjedan, 176 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,483 i budite sa svojim takozvanim voljenima. 177 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,942 - (dašćući) - Stvarno? 178 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,527 Zaboravila sam da imam voljene! 179 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,863 - To je kadrovsko čudo! - (uzbuđeno brbljanje) 180 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,782 ujak Fry, Nadam se da ćeš se pridružiti meni i Cubertu 181 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,743 u mojoj kolibi u Bronxu. 182 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,579 Čekati! Moja obitelj se nada da će upoznati Fryja. 183 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,331 Mislim, sreli su ga prije, 184 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,291 ali nije ostavio neki dojam. 185 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:23,211 Završit ću svoju dobrodošlicu u jedan, a zatim prijeđi na drugu. 186 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,005 (uzbuđeno brbljanje) 187 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,053 - Dakle, Bender... - Ne. 188 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,097 Ti i ja jesmo jedini bez obitelji. 189 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,599 - Možda bismo mogli... - Ne. 190 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,602 - Družiti se? - Oh. Družite se, kažete? 191 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,938 Pusti me da malo razmislim o tome... Ne. 192 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,732 Ne. Oh, oprosti. 193 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,776 Uh, mislio sam da još uvijek pričaš. 194 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,444 (svira svečana glazba) 195 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:51,447 (Fry i Cubert gunđaju, smiju se) 196 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,532 (viče) 197 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,206 - (zujanje džempera) - (bip, bljesak) 198 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,085 (svira svečana čelična glazba) 199 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,922 (zvučni signal igre) 200 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,425 (smijeh) 201 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,970 (brujanje ventilatora) 202 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,638 {\an8}(tmurna glazba svira) 203 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,684 {\an8}(uzdahne) Samo smo ti i ja, pljesniv sendvič čovjek. 204 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,439 (biranje) 205 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,566 (ton biranja, bip) 206 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,109 Zdravo. Djelovanje računala. 207 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,861 Hej, ja sam! Vrlo ste bliski prijatelj Bender. 208 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:31,946 Želiš se družiti? 209 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,364 Kako ste dobili ovaj broj? 210 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,908 nisam! Samo biram svaki broj redom. 211 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,326 Nastavi birati. 212 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,036 (gunđa) Ovo zavrtnje! 213 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,162 (lupa slušalica) 214 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,498 - Hej, Bender. - Da? Mislim ne! 215 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,625 {\an8}Donio sam nogicu iz kontejnera... 216 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,420 {\an8}- I to ne za djecu. - (pljuska) 217 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,797 {\an8}- Hm. Što je unutra? - Što nije u njemu? 218 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,466 Hoćeš muškatni oraščić na tome? 219 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,218 Muškatni oraščić? Bruto! 220 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,846 (otkucavanje) 221 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,265 OBOJE: ♪ Pet zlatnih prstenova! ♪ 222 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,767 ♪ Četiri nešto nešto, tri nešto drugo ♪ 223 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,270 ♪ Dvije nikoga ne zanimaju, i jarebica ♪ 224 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,896 ♪ Utopio se u našoj nozi! ♪ 225 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:06,981 (kapanje, prskanje) 226 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,567 Vau! Ovo je jako! 227 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,194 Hej, koliko smo čaša popili? 228 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,405 Nijedan. Ovo je samo od isparenja. 229 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,656 (zveckanje čaša) 230 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,658 (kvačice) 231 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,160 Ajme, nije fer! 232 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,703 Svi ostali se mogu zabaviti 233 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,413 sa svojom glupom obitelji. 234 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,749 Moja vrsta umire kad se razmnožavamo. 235 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,751 Dakle, da sam imao obitelj, bio bih mrtav. 236 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,545 - Zanima li ikoga za to? - Sigurno ne. 237 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,715 Ako mene pitate, "dobri" Djed Božićnjak kvari Božić. 238 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,052 - Htio bih mu dati takav sniping. - (sjeckanje) 239 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,805 Joj, savio bih mu novu! Ali on trenutno nije ovdje! 240 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,183 Ali, on je bio ovdje. 241 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,852 Svakog Božića on se pojavi u vatri. 242 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,936 (uzdahne) 243 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,481 Mogli bismo pijani voziti vremeplov 244 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,816 trajati Božić i otmi ga! 245 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,153 Tada neće moći isporučiti darove ovaj Božić! 246 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:57,156 I odmor naših glupih prijatelja bit će uništen! 247 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,949 (navijanje) 248 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,744 Čekati. Je li otmica Djeda Mraza dobra ideja, 249 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:05,122 ili se to samo čini kao dobra ideja jer smo opijeni? 250 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,958 To je dobra (podriguje) ideja. 251 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,502 - (ošamućeno hihotanje) - (otvara vrata vremenskog stroja) 252 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,753 Whee! 253 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,630 (ošamućen smijeh) 254 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,466 Odredite kurs za prošli Božić! 255 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,884 (zaps) 256 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,053 ♪ Jingle bells, Zoidberg miriše ♪ 257 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,554 ♪ Baš kao pokvarena jaja ♪ 258 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,724 (dahne) Ovjekovječen sam u pjesmi. 259 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:26,769 ♪ ♪ 260 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,105 Kolačić? (glasno žvakanje) 261 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,189 (zaps) 262 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,317 I evo nas, prošli Božić. 263 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,902 Uhvatite ga! 264 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,905 Ugrizi moju svjetlucavu svečanu guzicu! 265 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,907 (iznenađeno gunđanje) 266 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,868 Pustite me, zločesti dječaci! (gunđa) 267 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,496 (prigušeno vikanje) 268 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,580 (Bender zagunđa) 269 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,165 (prigušeno vikanje) 270 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,126 - (gunđanje) - (zaps) 271 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129 {\an8}♪ 272 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,964 (zaps) 273 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,383 (prigušeno vikanje) 274 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,552 Gurnite ga u stari ormarić za meso! 275 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,387 Imamo stari ormarić za meso? 276 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,889 BENDER (pjeva): ♪ Tiha noć ♪ 277 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,391 ♪ Sveta noć ♪ 278 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,475 (zveket) 279 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,560 (Bender zagunđa) 280 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:08,936 (vrata škripe) 281 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,397 (Bender i Zoidberg gunđaju) 282 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,190 Oh, čovječe. Hej, dečko. 283 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,358 (Bender zagunđa) 284 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,737 Pokušajte sada širiti radost, ti velika božićna šunka. 285 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,905 (vrata škripe, lupaju) 286 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,908 - Mi smo genijalci! - Ja sam genije! 287 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,202 ♪ Napravi Bender! Napravi Bender! ♪ 288 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,413 OBOJE: ♪ Napravi Bender! Napravi Bender! ♪ 289 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,373 (Zoidberg urla) 290 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,583 Znaš, Zoidberg, 291 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,918 ti si samo upola lošiji kao što sam mislio da jesi. 292 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,504 (šmrcne) To puno znači. 293 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,007 {\an8}- (metalni prasak) - Uh-oh. Probudili smo meso. 294 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,551 (svira dramatična glazba) 295 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,678 - (ljutito režanje) - (vikanje) 296 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:43,846 (dašćući) 297 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,931 - Što da radimo? - Vremenski stroj! 298 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,016 BENDER: Dobra ideja! 299 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,018 (gunđa) 300 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,648 Pripremite se za spavanje u rajskom miru! 301 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,650 (Bender i Zoidberg cvile) 302 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,902 ho, ho... 303 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,154 Vau! 304 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,657 (pucanje, vikanje) 305 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,827 OBOJE: Ooh... Ah... 306 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,913 - Oh... - (Djed Mraz viče) 307 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,377 On je mrtav. Ubili smo Djeda Mraza. 308 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,631 Uh... Ti si ubio Djeda Mraza. 309 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,342 {\an8}Uh... Robot? 310 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,468 {\an8}♪ 311 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,720 (cvileći) 312 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,180 (uplašeno vrisne) 313 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,768 (svira napeta glazba) 314 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,062 Ovo je trebala biti zabavna otmica! 315 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,313 Što ćemo sad? 316 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,981 Moramo se riješiti tijela. 317 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,483 To je obično prilično zabavno. 318 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,692 ♪ 319 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:42,071 Moždani udar! Moždani udar! Moždani udar! Moždani udar! 320 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,155 Moždani udar! 321 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,990 ups 322 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,617 - (prskanje) - Ups. 323 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,494 jao 324 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,329 (daleka brodska sirena) 325 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:54,291 u redu Sada samo dodajemo neke dodatnu težinu za potapanje leša. 326 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,376 (jak prasak) 327 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,628 Ne radi! 328 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,046 (marker škripi) 329 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,130 I dalje ništa! 330 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,384 - Zašto! Navika! Vas! Sudopera!? - (zveckanje) 331 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,803 (oboje prskaju) 332 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,887 OBOJE: Ah! 333 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,305 (prskanje) 334 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,974 (oboje dašćući) 335 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,101 (zavija policijska sirena) 336 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,186 URL: Ruke gore, torbe za brodove. 337 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,105 Što je s napuhanim plutačem? 338 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,274 priznajem! Mi ubijamo-- (gunđa) 339 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,694 Uh, samo, uh, bacanje neki otrovni otpad, časnici. 340 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,113 huh Pretpostavljam da ga moraš negdje staviti. 341 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,031 Nastavite, noćni bacači. 342 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,658 ♪ 343 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,201 (Bender se hihoće) 344 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,786 (tutnjava broda) 345 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:37,042 Dwight, vrijeme je da te naučim Conradov blagdanski recept za turducken. 346 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,128 Kuhano abecednim redom. 347 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,838 U redu onda. 348 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,550 Počet ćemo s piletinom, pa patka, a onda... 349 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,719 (mrmljanje) Da vidim sad. Sada E i F... 350 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,388 (normalno) Muž! Mi koristimo flamingo ove godine? 351 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,224 Po 20 dolara po funti!? Ne, hvala. 352 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,727 (svira dramatična glazba) 353 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,604 (ispiranje) 354 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,689 - Ne ide! - Isperite jače! 355 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,734 Ispirem što jače mogu! Imate li još ideja, 356 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,236 Gospodine, ja sam tako dobar u skrivanju leševa? 357 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,781 Pa, barem imam ideje! Što vi predlažete? 358 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,492 Hm... Mogli bismo probati kiselu kupku. 359 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,119 To zvuči opuštajuće, ali... 360 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,914 Ne! Rastopit ćemo tijelo Djeda Božićnjaka! 361 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291 Professor has some acid upstairs in his lab. 362 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,918 Idem napuniti ovu vreću za smeće. 363 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,378 (footsteps departing) 364 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,089 - (splashing) - (kapanje tekućine, šištanje) 365 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,091 - Oops! - (floor creaking) 366 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,678 (hissing, bubbling) 367 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,889 Podsjeti me, je li ovo prizemlje? 368 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,682 (both yell) 369 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,767 (srušavanje) 370 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,771 Gle, moja obitelj je tradicionalna Yuletide feast. 371 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,856 (grunts) Turdolphin! 372 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,276 To je svježa kornjača kuhana unutra a fermented dolphin. 373 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,404 Vau. Soon, it's gonna be barf inside a vomit. 374 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,449 Tata. ššš Držite istinu za sebe. 375 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,618 Koji dio miriše na kitovu dupe? 376 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,328 Ooh, to bi bio umak. 377 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,537 (pljuskanje) 378 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,123 (svira dramatična glazba) 379 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,917 - (pokretanje) - Sve si pokvario! 380 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,086 Ti si taj koji je htio oteti Djeda Mraza! 381 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,296 Oh, da? Pa, ti si mi omogućio, 382 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,925 pa šuti i nastavi ga gurati u stroj za mljevenje mesa! 383 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,511 Bender, pogledaj! radi! 384 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,930 Čekati. Gdje je moja kandža? 385 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,933 (svira svečana glazba) 386 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,727 Okupite se, rođaci, dok ja kuham 387 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,938 turducken a la Farnsworth 388 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,357 s ovim 3D printerom za perad. 389 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,276 Sve dok ima tri dimenzije, pojest ću ga. 390 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,487 Počinjemo s tekućom piletinom. 391 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,365 (pištanje, zujanje) 392 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575 Zatim, malo pačjeg filamenta. 393 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,870 (klikanje) 394 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,167 {\an8}I na kraju, cijela svježa purica. 395 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,336 {\an8}Ovu sam ranije ispisao. 396 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,587 {\an8}(krckanje kostiju) 397 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,839 (mljeckanje) 398 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,220 (liže prste, veselo pjevuši) 399 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,473 Oh, čovječe. Moram krenuti van ako ću uspjeti do Leele. 400 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,768 - Imate li skije? - Ne, ali mogu ih isprintati. 401 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,730 (puk, zujanje) 402 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,857 ♪ 403 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,569 Kako radimo turducken? Nema ništa u hladnjaku. 404 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,697 Eh, taj frižider ne radi. Koristimo ga kao pomoćnu spavaću sobu. 405 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,199 Poslužujemo svježi turducken, Leela. 406 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,453 - (kriči) - U ogromnim jatima lutaju kanalizacijom. 407 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,748 (guglanje, kvocanje, kvocanje) 408 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,875 - Je li ih teško uhvatiti? - Oh, ne. 409 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,668 Oni žude za smrću. 410 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,962 (razni kreštavi) 411 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,589 (vrata škripe) 412 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,882 hej Oprostite što kasnim. 413 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,925 Ogladnjeo sam i pojeo skije. 414 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,802 Fry, uspio si! 415 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,096 Sjećaš li se mojih roditelja i moje bake? 416 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,849 - (mljeckanje pipaka) - Ah, da. Ruža kanalizacije. 417 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,933 Mwah! 418 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,686 Leela, ako se ne udaš za njega, 419 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,813 - Hoću. - (pucanje) 420 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,274 Pa, uh, gdje su Bender i Zoidberg? 421 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,110 Što? Shvatio sam da jesu s tobom. Ili tako nešto. 422 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,446 Vjerojatno se opuštaju uz vatru. 423 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,740 (dramatični ubod) 424 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,033 (Bender cvili) 425 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,286 Jedina racionalna opcija je pojesti Djeda Božićnjaka. 426 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,913 Pravo? Pravo!? 427 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,164 Ne znam! 428 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,750 Oh, ovo je noćna mora prije Božića. 429 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,627 Volio bih da nikada nismo postali prijatelji! 430 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,630 Nismo prijatelji! A mi nikada nismo bili! 431 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,839 (emotivna glazba svira) 432 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,425 Ali smo plesali. I ubijena. 433 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,510 (zujanje) 434 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,594 Ja ću rezbariti. 435 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,513 Želite bijeli Božić ili crni Božić? 436 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,515 - (kucanje na vrata) - (oboje jecaju) 437 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,599 (vrata škripe) 438 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,851 SVI: Iznenađenje! 439 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,436 Bah glupost! 440 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,483 ♪ 441 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,655 Nema nikoga kod kuće! Ostavite poruku nakon zvučnog signala. 442 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,864 Bip! 443 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,574 Otvaraj ili ćemo pjevati! 444 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,744 ZOIDBERG: Uh, Bender! Imamo društvo! 445 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,622 BENDER: Uh, samo trenutak! pospremam. 446 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,542 (zveckanje, motorna pila bruji, struganje metala) 447 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,377 - LEELA: Bok-ja! - (gunđa) 448 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,922 Uđi, uđi! Sve je normalno. 449 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,090 (prilaze koraci) 450 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,967 Sretan Božić, ljudi. 451 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,511 Nismo znali da nisi bio pozvan bilo gdje. 452 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,556 Došli smo čim smo shvatili koji ste vi gubitnici. 453 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,225 Uh, udarac? 454 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,686 Ne, samo ću popiti pivo. 455 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,022 (škripi, puca) 456 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,567 Tko je gladan? Svi smo donijeli 457 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,194 jedinstvena blagdanska jela naših obitelji. 458 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,864 - Turducken! - Turdolfin! 459 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,323 huh 460 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,700 Kako pažljivo od svih vas 461 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,535 ostaviti ovu uznemirujuću hranu, 462 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,246 a zatim se odmah na putu. Zbogom! 463 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,789 Večera je poslužena! 464 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,001 Nije li to lijepo? Izgleda kao časopis. 465 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,171 Bender, otkad ti imaš tri noge? 466 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,381 Ovaj, ovaj, ovaj je rezervni. 467 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,592 U slučaju da se pokvarim na autocesti. 468 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,469 I zašto nosi čizmu za snijeg? 469 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,554 (gunđa) 470 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,349 (prigušeno vikanje) 471 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,685 (zujanje noža za rezbarenje) 472 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,771 (svira glazba koja grije srce) 473 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,529 Napokon sretan Božić po starom, 474 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,364 s poklonima za sve! 475 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,617 (šapuće) Nadam se Batman gaćama. 476 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,203 Djed Mraz bi trebao biti ovdje svakog trenutka. 477 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,288 (djeca i Fry navijaju) 478 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,290 Krivnja je prevelika! priznajem! 479 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,833 Djed Božićnjak neće-- (prigušeno gunđanje) 480 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,543 (zveckaju zvona na saonicama) 481 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,420 Što je to? Tko to zvecka!? 482 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,298 Ah, evo ga! 483 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,885 (svira otkačena božićna glazba) 484 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,597 Jupi! Dobar je Djed Mraz! 485 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,516 Doista, zato što sam ga ja popravio. 486 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,936 Čini se da je Djed Mraz manje mrtav nego što smo mislili. 487 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,604 (brujanje lasera) 488 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,272 SVI: Oh... 489 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,442 - (pucanje) - (svi vrište) 490 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,277 - (razbijanje stakla, razbijanje) - Ne razumijem. 491 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,445 Još uvijek je zao! 492 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,906 Osobno sam se vratio u prošlost 493 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,700 i preokrenuo svoj zločesti-lijepi senzor! 494 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,245 - Uh-oh. - Što radiš, stari? 495 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,748 - (pucnjava se nastavlja) - Oh, napravio sam od sebe potpunog Fryja. 496 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,876 Vidite, Djed Mrazov senzor bio točno poput onog 497 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,378 na ovoj posudi za punč. 498 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,004 Kada je prvi put izgrađen, 499 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,423 bio je u ispravnom položaju. 500 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,802 Ali kad sam se vratio u prošlost, Okrenuo sam ga. 501 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,013 Mi! Oh, Bože. 502 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,141 Ja sam taj koji je učinio Djeda Mraza zlim. 503 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,018 - (svi uzdahnuti) - Ti čudovište! 504 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,062 - (glasno tutnjanje) - (struja šušti) 505 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,398 - (zumiranje) - (zveckaju zvona na saonicama) 506 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984 DJED MJED: Svi ste bili jako zločesti! 507 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,903 Posebno ti, Mandy. 508 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,365 Žao mi je što sam zaboravio nahraniti hrčka! 509 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,242 Naoružajte se! 510 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,618 (svira dramatična glazba) 511 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,330 (svi vrište) 512 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,668 (bipkanje) 513 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,212 Kolačić? (žvakanje) 514 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,422 (zaps) 515 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,633 I evo nas, prošli Božić. 516 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,176 Uhvatite ga! 517 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:46,096 Ugrizi moju svjetlucavu svečanu guzicu. 518 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,556 (iznenađeno gunđanje) 519 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,518 Pustite me, zločesti dječaci. (gunđa) 520 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,437 - (prigušeno vikanje) - Tko su oni zgodni momci, 521 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,272 a što rade jadnom Djedici? 522 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,399 To smo mi, idiote. 523 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,609 Nisi nas odveo na prošli Božić. 524 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,030 Odveli ste nas do sljedećeg Božića! Što znači ovaj Božić! 525 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,282 Prokletstvo, Bender. ja sam doktor, 526 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,908 nije tip za vremeplov! 527 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,411 - (gunđanje) - (zaps) 528 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,873 (zbunjeno brbljanje) 529 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,459 - (snažno zujanje) - Mislim da govorim u ime svih kad kažem, 530 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,002 uh-whuh? 531 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,837 Ne mogu više izdržati! 532 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,255 (prigušeno vikanje) 533 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,300 Oteli smo i ubili Djeda Mraza! 534 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,052 (svi uzdahnuti) 535 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,347 - Oh. - Nismo htjeli, ali ipak! 536 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,140 (oboje plače) 537 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,768 Prestani blebetati, lopove! 538 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,227 Vi ste heroji! 539 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,854 - (plače) - BENDER: Što? 540 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,106 Profesor namjestio Djeda Mraza da ubije! 541 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,151 Spasio si nas svih (mrmlja) 19! 542 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,904 - Mi smo heroji? - Prokleto točno, jesmo! 543 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,240 OBOJE: ♪ Napravi Bender! Napravi Bender! Napravi Bender! ♪ 544 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,076 - (Zoidberg hripa) - Ajme, Bender! 545 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,119 Vi i Zoidberg ste sada prijatelji? 546 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,579 To je tako slatko. 547 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,539 Uh, apsolutno ne! 548 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,708 Svi imate masovne halucinacije! 549 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,628 Dakle, što se dogodilo Djedu Mrazu? 550 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,712 (pijuckanje) 551 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,297 Piješ iz njega. 552 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,716 Ima jedna stvar Još uvijek ne razumijem. 553 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,260 Koji od vas meatbags napisao jezive bilješke? 554 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,054 (dramatični ubod) 555 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,764 - To sam bio ja! - (svi uzdahnuti) 556 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,973 (zveckanje) 557 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,643 (pijuckanje) 558 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,895 Poslao sam bilješke iz budućnosti! 559 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,438 Jer sam te ubio? 560 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:22,275 Ne! Jer sam znao što si radio sljedeći Božić. 561 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,736 Postao si prijatelj sa Zoidbergom! 562 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,822 Pa ucjenjujem te! 563 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,991 Ne... Ne! 564 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,493 Uzimaš Amyin Venmo? 565 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,120 - Naravno. - Hej! 566 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,706 (svira svečana glazba) 567 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:38,750 DJED MJED: Kolačić! 568 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,336 (struja šušti) 569 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,213 Hej, Djed Bote! 570 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:47,134 Odbacit ću svoj popis Futurama Božića za 3023. 571 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,095 Jeste li spremni za ovo? Upravo ću postati fin. 572 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,263 (svira božićna hip-hop glazba) 573 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,973 Kwanzaabot. Da. 574 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,249 (Božićna hip-hop glazba završava) 575 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,335 ♪