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Hi

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Hi.

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I'm Bob.

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Scott.

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Okay, there you go.
Good boy.

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Wait, no, don't lick it off.
Don't. That's good.

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Okay.
I mean, look.

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Look how Cannibal's
doing it, see?

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<i>See there?
That's it.</i>

10
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Good boy.

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I need them
on set, Scott.

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Right away.
Okay, you know your lines?

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You know your lines?

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Come on.

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<i>Lou says we can't do the
growl and the attack in one shot.</i>

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We can do it,

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but we need to do it
in two separate pieces.

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We need to prep the dogs
separately for the attack.

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I just don't understand
why we can't get it in one.

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Because he's got the bite
suit on under his clothes,

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so the dogs see him
as a big old chew toy.

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I mean, it's fun for
them, they love it.

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It's a safety issue.

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Scene 37, take one.

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Speed!

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A and B camera,
common mark.

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Brownie!

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Cannibal!

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Bullet!

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Right here, boys.

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- We set?
- Set.

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And action!

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<i>Scottie.
Your mother called.</i>

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<i>What did she want?</i>

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To see you.

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- Do I have to?
- No.

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Joe.

38
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No, of course not,
but... she's your mother.

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She says she's doing
much better.

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<i>- For how long this time?
- Joe, stop.</i>

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I'll think about it.

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<i>Humph.</i>

43
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Oh, and a man named
Bob Black called.

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Oh, okay.

45
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Is that one of them
San Francisco fellas?

46
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No. He's from here.
West Hollywood.

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Oh.

48
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<i>- Hey, cheeks!
- Shh!</i>

49
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This is
where you live?

50
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Yeah. Why?

51
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You must have moved in after the
Clampetts left for Beverly Hills.

52
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Bye, Rose.
I'll see you tomorrow!

53
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- Have a good time!
- Okay.

54
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This is Bob.

55
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- Oh, hi, Bob.
- Hi, Rose.

56
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<i>And now,
ladies and gentlemen,</i>

57
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<i>the star of the show...</i>

58
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<i>the man who's famous
throughout the world...</i>

59
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<i>for his candelabra...</i>

60
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<i>and his piano...</i>

61
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<i>Mr. Showmanship...</i>

62
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<i>Liberace!</i>

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Hey!

64
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Now, this next part of the
boogie woogie is so strange,

65
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it really calls
for an explanation.

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<i>It's called
a boogie woogie break.</i>

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When I'm playing it
and I stop at a certain point...

68
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you're going to think
I've forgotten the music.

69
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But I didn't forget
the music.

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There's just no music
written for that part.

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That's why they call it
a break.

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Hey!

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Oh, this is fun.

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Let's try something.

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Suppose only the ladies
in the audience

76
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<i>this time, okay?</i>

77
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<i>All the girls together.</i>

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Hey!

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Oh, that was
terrific.

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Okay, fellas.
It's your turn now.

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Hey!

82
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I love it!
That was terrific!

83
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You see, George?
I told you

84
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<i>men do come
to my concerts.</i>

85
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<i>Well, I really appreciate it.</i>

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And I know somebody else
out in the audience

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who appreciates it, too.
And that's my mom.

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<i>Mom, I tell you what.</i>

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Let them hear it from you...
and I'll play it just for you.

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Okay, Mom?

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Hey!

92
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Oh, Mom, you're in
the groove tonight.

93
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I really
thank you all

94
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for joining me
in this boogie woogie.

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I'd like to try
a little experiment.

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I've been playing
this boogie woogie

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at eight beats
to the bar.

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I'd like to try
playing it now

99
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at 16 beats
to the bar.

100
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Wow!

101
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He's incredible!

102
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.

103
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<i>- Thank you.
- Bravo.</i>

104
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You know...

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No, that's all right.
Stare as long as you want.

106
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I mean, you paid for it.

107
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You know, I always get asked...
"How do you play the piano

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with all those rings
on your fingers?"

109
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And I always tell them,
"Very well indeed."

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Thank you.

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And now I'd like
to introduce

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another pair
of piano-playing hands

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to join me in a duet.

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My protégé and friend,

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<i>Mr. Billy Leatherwood!</i>

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<i>Oh, look!</i>

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A matched pair of queens.

118
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Oh.

119
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It's funny that this crowd
would like something this gay.

120
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Oh, they have no idea he's gay.

121
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There's Ray.
See him? In the black.

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Come on, come on!

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Ray! Ray.

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Bobby!

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- I'm so glad you made it!
- We loved it. Thank you so much.

126
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This is my friend,
Scott Thorson.

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- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

128
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That was really something.
Thank you.

129
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- Come on back and say hi to Lee.
- You sure?

130
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Yes, he'd love
to see you!

131
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Lee?
Look who's here!

132
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- Hello, Bobby!
- Lee, you were fantastic!

133
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This is my friend,
Scott Thorson.

134
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His first time
in Las Vegas.

135
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A lost babe
in the woods, huh?

136
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<i>It's like a Disney movie.
Little Bambi.</i>

137
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Very nice to meet you.

138
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You were incredible
out there.

139
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Oh, I'm just
a piano player.

140
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But everybody did seem to enjoy
themselves, didn't they?

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You were great,
too, Billy.

142
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Ray, why don't we fix
everybody a drink?

143
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- All right.
- I'm not going to have one.

144
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I still have
another show to do.

145
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What... you're going to
do that all over again?

146
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I don't know
how you do that.

147
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Oh, aren't you sweet!

148
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It's not bad
for an old bag, huh?

149
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<i>Oh, you look fantastic!</i>

150
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<i>And those bits
with the audience are gold!</i>

151
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<i>They work every time.</i>

152
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<i>I stage this show
once a year.</i>

153
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<i>It works the same way
every single night.</i>

154
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I'll tell you, when I was
working saloons in my youth--

155
00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:08,570
back in Milwaukee,
they called them saloons.

156
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That's how old I am.

157
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I'm from Wisconsin, too.

158
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No! You are?

159
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Well, this
must be fate.

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<i>One night,
this audience asked me</i>

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to play this popular hit parade
song called "Three Little Fishes".

162
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It barely had a melody,

163
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it wasn't a challenge
at all...

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but I played it, you know,
and they were happy.

165
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And then, I don't know
where it came from...

166
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<i>but I got this inspiration
to play it</i>

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<i>as if it was composed
by Strauss.</i>

168
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And they loved it!
They ate it up!

169
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You would have thought that I invented the piano.

170
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And I knew
right then

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it was all about
giving them a good time.

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<i>And that's what
I'm all about.</i>

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<i>I love to give people
a good time.</i>

174
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<i>Bobby, you boys
staying in town tonight?</i>

175
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,890
<i>Oh, yes. It's too
late to drive back to L.A.</i>

176
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<i>Lee, why don't we have the
boys over for brunch tomorrow?</i>

177
00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,590
<i>No, that's
too much for you.</i>

178
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,490
No, no.
That's a great idea!

179
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:06,830
Of course!
Let's do it.

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But after 3:00,
okay?

181
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'Cause I need
my beauty sleep.

182
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Welcome, gypsies!

183
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Is this a palace?

184
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:45,430
Lee thinks
he's King Ludwig II.

185
00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:48,570
- Who's he?
- The Liberace of Bavaria.

186
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,700
Oh, is he
a piano player, too?

187
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No.

188
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Wow.

189
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Almost time
for a dip.

190
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,490
I'm sorry
I'm so informal.

191
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So happy you all could come.

192
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Don't these things
belong in an oven?

193
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He's so mean
to my babies.

194
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I mean,
this is my family.

195
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,530
And this is Baby Boy.

196
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Baby Boy,

197
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he's very old.
He's deaf, and he's blind.

198
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,100
I'm his
seeing eye person.

199
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,970
I could get something to
help clear up his eyes.

200
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,040
<i>- Scott works with animals.
- Oh.</i>

201
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,410
I worked for a vet
you know, for a while,

202
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,750
and we had a lot of poodles
with eye problems.

203
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,780
Oh, that would be
fabulous!

204
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,220
No one's been able to help
my little Baby Boy.

205
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I hate
to see him suffer.

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00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:48,090
<i>I think my favorite review</i>

207
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,830
<i>is from San Francisco,</i>

208
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:53,200
<i>when they said:
"Liberace was no Rubinstein...</i>

209
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:56,230
<i>but then Rubinstein
is no Liberace."</i>

210
00:13:56,270 --> 00:14:00,070
This is my houseboy, Carlucci.

211
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,170
He rules the roost
around here.

212
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,440
<i>Thank you.</i>

213
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,050
Pig.

214
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,450
<i>- What?
- Pig in a blanket.</i>

215
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,650
You want a pig
in a blanket?

216
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,920
No. Thanks.

217
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:36,200
After lunch, I'll give
you a guided tour.

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00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,740
Great.

219
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,650
<i>I do all my own decorating.</i>

220
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,490
I just love it.

221
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,220
I call this
"palatial kitsch".

222
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:59,060
- Right.
- Don't you just love that?

223
00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:01,030
I never saw
so many pianos.

224
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,960
Oh, I never touch them.

225
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,270
Mama made me play
every day in my childhood.

226
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,170
Didn't have
any friends.

227
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,400
So now I never play...
when I play.

228
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,470
These are actual
Roman columns.

229
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,840
<i>Ionic.</i>

230
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,720
I personally
support

231
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:30,790
the entire Austrian
rhinestone business.

232
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,290
It's too bad
you're so big,

233
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,330
you could try
one of these on.

234
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,060
So, Scott, do you have
any family left?

235
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,830
Oh, no, not really.

236
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:45,000
My mom's been
in and out of places,

237
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,840
<i>you know,
for my whole life.</i>

238
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,440
Oh, really?

239
00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:51,610
And I have two sisters...
and a brother,

240
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,450
and then four
half-brothers and sisters...

241
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,950
from two
different fathers.

242
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,120
Most of them live
with their fathers.

243
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,920
The rest of us,
like me and Wayne,

244
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,720
we were sent
to state-run homes...

245
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,890
<i>and then Mom would come get us and
we'd live with her for a while,</i>

246
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,030
<i>then... she'd have her troubles again
and they'd have to put her away</i>

247
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,330
<i>so we'd get split up
and sent to foster homes.</i>

248
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,700
But I was really lucky.
I ended up with Rose and Joe.

249
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:19,470
You know, a really nice
family, on a ranch..

250
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,670
<i>You know,
with animals.</i>

251
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,210
Sure, because
it was a ranch!

252
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,840
What a story!

253
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,410
You got everything but a
fire in the orphanage.

254
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:33,280
But the ranch is where you
got to like animals, and...

255
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,820
I guess.

256
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,620
And I am going to try and get
that medicine for Baby Boy.

257
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,090
You remembered
his name.

258
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,790
That would be
wonderful.

259
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:47,360
I'm going to give you
my private number.

260
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,530
<i>It's unlisted.</i>

261
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:54,240
Now, I'm counting
on you...

262
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:57,000
so don't you forget.

263
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:06,180
You'd better not walk
onto my stage

264
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,610
with a ketchup stain.

265
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,650
Like anyone
would give a shit.

266
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,090
He's so unprofessional.

267
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:20,600
<i>- Hello?
- Hi. This is Scott... Thorson.</i>

268
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:23,430
<i>- I'm sorry, who?
- Scott. I'm Bob's friend.</i>

269
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:26,370
<i>I was at L-- his house.
I have medicine for his dog.</i>

270
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,430
Hold on.

271
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,440
- A Scott somebody.
- Who?

272
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,200
- Friend of Bob's. who was at your house.
- Oh, Scott!

273
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,840
He has medicine?

274
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:35,010
Scott, is that you?

275
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,010
Hi.
Um... Yeah...

276
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,680
Mr.--

277
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,220
<i>No, no. Please,
just call me Lee.</i>

278
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,720
Lee. Okay.

279
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,490
I have
the medicine

280
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,960
for your poodle.
For his eyes?

281
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,160
Oh, my savior!

282
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,930
I was going to just

283
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,190
tuck it in the mail
tomorrow morning...

284
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:59,630
and it should be there,
you know, in a few days.

285
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:02,730
Oh, no, no. I don't want Baby
Boy to have to wait that long.

286
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:06,440
Why don't you just book a flight
and come up this evening?

287
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,570
At my expense.

288
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:12,640
It's not that important.

289
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,780
Scott, why don't you let me
decide what's important.

290
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,420
You know, you'd be
doing me a great favor

291
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,220
if you'd fly up here
this evening.

292
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,420
<i>And I promise you I'll fly
you right back to L.A.</i>

293
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,290
<i>after my first show.</i>

294
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,830
<i>- I promise.
- Okay.</i>

295
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,830
Alone at last.

296
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,970
Thank you so much for
bringing my baby's medicine.

297
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,810
No problem.
He's going to be fine.

298
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,280
What would you like to do
with your life, Scott?

299
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,680
What's your dream?

300
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,250
I want to be
a veterinarian.

301
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,420
Oh, don't you
just love animals?

302
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,320
So do I.

303
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:59,320
You know, because they
love you, no matter what.

304
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,230
That's what makes them
dumb animals, I guess.

305
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,960
<i>If they really knew
who we were,</i>

306
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,060
they'd have nothing
to do with us.

307
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,240
Scott, I...

308
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,240
I feel like
I can trust you.

309
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:19,940
<i>And I have to talk
to someone.</i>

310
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:25,180
I've got myself
in a terrible mess.

311
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,680
What is it?

312
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,820
It's Billy.
My protégé.

313
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:35,190
I've created a monster.
A monster!

314
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,020
I gave him everything.

315
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:40,090
- I put his name in lights-- I made him famous.
- What did he do?

316
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:43,060
Well, he's out of control!
He's ruining me!

317
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,300
He's ruining my image!
I can't stand bad publicity!

318
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,940
My fans, you know?

319
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:51,340
<i>Unfortunately,
they're not dumb animals.</i>

320
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,340
He's just... he's done
terrible things!

321
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,980
He's breaking
my heart.

322
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:58,210
It's just he's drinking heavily,
he's getting into fights.

323
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,710
And I can't
get rid of him!

324
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,620
He's under contract
for six months!

325
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:04,620
I'm going to be ruined!

326
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:07,620
I just wish his wife
would come and take him away.

327
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,460
<i>His wife?</i>

328
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,860
Hand me a towel, please.

329
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,830
Thank you.

330
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,300
I never know whether
people like me for me,

331
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,270
or what they can get
out of me.

332
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,710
You know,
because I'm Liberace.

333
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,310
<i>Walter Liberace,
for God's sakes!</i>

334
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,210
<i>I mean,
can you imagine?</i>

335
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,580
<i>I mean, Walter's fine
for Pidgeon,</i>

336
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,250
but Liberace?

337
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,120
It was the only thing
my father gave me.

338
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,020
He was
a French horn player.

339
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,560
He left us
for an oboist.

340
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,730
So that's why
you're so musical?

341
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,630
No, that man had
nothing to do with it.

342
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,700
My talent
comes from God.

343
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,500
Everybody wants
a piece of me,

344
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,970
a piece
of the action.

345
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,570
My brother George, he
performs in some small club.

346
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,080
You know what
the marquee says?

347
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,680
"Liberace",
in big letters.

348
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:09,110
I built that name.
It's my name.

349
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:11,280
That's not his.

350
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,290
"Gimme, gimme, gimme."

351
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,090
No one I can trust,
no one I can talk to.

352
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,790
I hate my life sometimes.
I really do.

353
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,960
- No.
- No, it's true.

354
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,630
No matter how many people are
around, I'm all by myself.

355
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:30,100
Like, I'm with people--

356
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:33,240
they're not really
my family or my friends.

357
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:35,970
You know what
that feels like?

358
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,180
Yeah. I do.

359
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,810
Yes.

360
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:44,920
Yes, you do.

361
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,520
You've been good
for me, Scott.

362
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,420
When?

363
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,360
Now.
Just now.

364
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:55,930
- Oh, you mean talking and--
- Yes, you know.

365
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,490
And listening.

366
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,990
You're very good
at listening.

367
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:02,160
People... take...

368
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,500
You know what?

369
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,640
I have a great idea.

370
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:12,870
Why don't you come
work for me?

371
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,640
As what?

372
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,780
Well, you could be
my secretary.

373
00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:21,150
I don't type.

374
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:23,950
<i>Hell, Scott, I can
pay people to type.</i>

375
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:26,520
I need a companion.
A bodyguard.

376
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,060
Someone to keep people
off my back.

377
00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:32,430
Someone I can talk to
the way we talked tonight.

378
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:35,460
<i>You'd be
my right-hand man.</i>

379
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,470
You can take care
of the animals.

380
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,600
Please.

381
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,800
Say yes, Scott.

382
00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:48,710
Would you close the
drapes on the window, Scott?

383
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:51,010
Yeah.

384
00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,450
It's really pretty
at night.

385
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,420
I'm sorry.

386
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,350
I didn't mean to
scare you like that.

387
00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,490
Yeah, I just...

388
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,990
Things
are moving really fast.

389
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,230
Maybe I should just get
a room for tonight.

390
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:09,360
Oh, nonsense.

391
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,360
Look, I completely
understand

392
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,370
and I promise I'll stay
on my side of the bed.

393
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,040
I promise.

394
00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:57,570
Good morning.

395
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:08,390
Well, look who's up!

396
00:24:21,330 --> 00:24:23,170
<i>You're making a mistake here.
Listen to me.</i>

397
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,770
<i>- I worked for that old fag in his Hollywood house!
- Joe!</i>

398
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,540
Oh, I'm not saying it
for that.

399
00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:32,240
I'm saying it's not
a fit place for Scott!

400
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,380
You don't know him
like I know him.

401
00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:37,150
<i>Is this the kind of
life you want for yourself?</i>

402
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,910
It's a job, Rose.

403
00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:40,550
And it pays better
than getting two.

404
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,050
Yeah, and you know what
they call that kind of job.

405
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,250
That's not what this is.

406
00:24:45,290 --> 00:24:46,690
<i>Look, he's old.</i>

407
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,490
He doesn't like me
just for that.

408
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,730
Do you even like
this man?

409
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,500
Yeah. I really do.

410
00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:58,570
He's lonely.

411
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,800
I can take care
of him.

412
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,540
And he can
take care of me.

413
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,640
My eyes
are open, Rose.

414
00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,340
I promise.

415
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,110
Mr. Thorson!

416
00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:48,750
Seymour Heller,
Lee's manager.

417
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,520
Lee's expecting you.

418
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,720
Is it any good?

419
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,790
It's amazing.

420
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,630
I love to cook.

421
00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:09,770
We'll be a couple
of fat biddies in no time.

422
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,070
Great,
'cause I love to eat.

423
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:18,710
Come here, you.

424
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,560
She's going to see us.

425
00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:38,030
People only see
what they want to see, Scott.

426
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:47,140
Oh, God! Oh, God!

427
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,670
Oh, my God.

428
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,680
We'll go shopping
tomorrow.

429
00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:04,690
After cooking and sex,

430
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,490
I think shopping's the reason
to get up every day.

431
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,260
And it helps
so many people.

432
00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:15,800
Do you mind if I ask you
something?

433
00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:18,930
How do you stay hard
for so long? I mean...

434
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,870
that was the fourth time
since lunch.

435
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:25,210
You make me feel
so young.

436
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,110
And I've had implants.

437
00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:34,520
I've had quite a drive,
you know, as well

438
00:27:34,550 --> 00:27:39,250
and... you know,
I've had problems.

439
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:42,360
And it's a terrible thing
when you have such a desire

440
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,460
and the equipment
doesn't work.

441
00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,360
It's like

442
00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:48,860
wanting to sing
and being tone deaf.

443
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,270
And no one knows.

444
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,130
You're the only one
I told.

445
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:54,730
You see what
you mean to me?

446
00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:56,870
Lee, I think--
just a minute.

447
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,600
I should
just tell you...

448
00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:02,140
I'm bisexual.

449
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,580
I like women, too.

450
00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:08,310
Well, good for you.

451
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:10,280
I love women!

452
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,550
I wish I could be
that flexible.

453
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:15,550
Make things
so much easier.

454
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:18,190
I am so sick
of getting fan mail

455
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:21,060
about my engagement
to Sonja Henie.

456
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,890
As if I would marry
an ice skater.

457
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,560
Please--
I mean, those thighs.

458
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,340
No, I was a goner
from my first time.

459
00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:33,870
He was
a Green Bay Packer.

460
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,910
He came to hear me play
at one of my saloons.

461
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,180
I couldn't miss him--

462
00:28:37,210 --> 00:28:40,250
the guy was
the size of the door.

463
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,850
That's how I lost
my virginity.

464
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,420
Isn't that romantic?

465
00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:49,320
You know, I tried
to make myself love women.

466
00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:51,860
I'd stare at women's bosoms
and their backsides,

467
00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:54,590
<i>you know, trying
to feel something.</i>

468
00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:58,400
You see, I knew...
from being Catholic

469
00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:01,330
what happened
to boys like me.

470
00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:02,900
And I went
to confession.

471
00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:07,170
Of course, I couldn't
confess everything.

472
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,670
The problem was,
according to Catholics...

473
00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:13,580
not confessing a sin
is also considered a sin...

474
00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:17,480
so, you know, I was damned
if I do, damned if I didn't.

475
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,280
I can't believe
you're still Catholic.

476
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,950
Devout.

477
00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:26,590
The turning point
for me...

478
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:30,090
was Kennedy
getting assassinated.

479
00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:34,530
<i>I was working non-stop
and I was sick.</i>

480
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,630
<i>I felt terrible.</i>

481
00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:38,170
<i>We found out later...</i>

482
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,800
<i>that when those heavy costumes
I wear get dry cleaned...</i>

483
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,410
<i>they use this
tetrachloride solution.</i>

484
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,710
<i>I would sweat...
and it'd get absorbed</i>

485
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:50,910
<i>into my bloodstream...
and shut down my kidneys.</i>

486
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,180
<i>Can you imagine?</i>

487
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,080
<i>But no one knew.</i>

488
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,790
<i>So I'm watching
the assassination on TV</i>

489
00:29:57,820 --> 00:30:00,150
<i>and I think... at least
I'll have a few days off.</i>

490
00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:03,460
<i>I mean, nobody's going to come
see me perform this weekend.</i>

491
00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:07,930
<i>But, no.
No, Seymour made me work.</i>

492
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,230
<i>They thought
I was dying.</i>

493
00:30:10,270 --> 00:30:12,930
<i>They couldn't figure out
what was wrong.</i>

494
00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:14,570
<i>I mean,
everything's bloated.</i>

495
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,040
<i>I'm drowning
in my own fluids.</i>

496
00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:19,670
<i>They put me on dialysis
and I'm thinking...</i>

497
00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:23,340
<i>the only thing that's going to
get me through this is prayer.</i>

498
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:25,810
<i>Sometime within these
36 hours of treatment...</i>

499
00:30:25,850 --> 00:30:27,850
<i>I wake up,
and there's this nun</i>

500
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,290
<i>in an all-white habit
sitting beside my bed.</i>

501
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,750
<i>I said
I wanted to pray,</i>

502
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,760
<i>and she told me
not to waste my strength.</i>

503
00:30:36,790 --> 00:30:40,090
<i>And she assured me
I would live.</i>

504
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:44,060
<i>Next day, my kidneys
start to work.</i>

505
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,270
<i>The doctors were amazed!</i>

506
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,770
<i>They admitted to me
they had given up hope.</i>

507
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,300
<i>So I asked
to see the nun...</i>

508
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,870
<i>to thank her
for giving me strength,</i>

509
00:30:53,910 --> 00:30:56,680
<i>and... they said,
"Oh, no,</i>

510
00:30:56,710 --> 00:31:00,750
<i>there's no nun here
that fits that description."</i>

511
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:04,650
<i>"There are no nuns here
that wear all-white habits."</i>

512
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,520
And I knew.

513
00:31:07,550 --> 00:31:10,420
I knew my life
would not have been spared

514
00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:16,030
if being gay was the sin
that the Church said it was.

515
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:19,970
I was saved... because
God looks upon me

516
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,500
with special favor.

517
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:26,740
That nun...
was a messenger.

518
00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:30,580
Wow.

519
00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:32,940
Isn't that something?

520
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:36,810
But, Scott-- men, women--
you know, who cares?

521
00:31:36,850 --> 00:31:39,520
What's important
is to be yourself.

522
00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:42,020
You just be who you
are, baby boy.

523
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,100
Don't eat all of this.

524
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:04,170
You'll be angry that
your panties are tight.

525
00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:06,180
Ah-ooh.

526
00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:09,250
- You want some, Scott?
- Mm-mm.

527
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,250
Mm!

528
00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:16,790
These are delicious.

529
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:18,690
Here.

530
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,690
Have one.

531
00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:27,130
Does he
do that every night?

532
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,460
Mm-hmm.

533
00:33:25,890 --> 00:33:31,390
<i>♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas... ♪</i>

534
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,690
<i>Be careful, Scott.</i>

535
00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:37,500
<i>♪ Let your heart
be light... ♪</i>

536
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:38,830
Perfect.

537
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:42,530
<i>♪ From now on,
our troubles ♪</i>

538
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:45,670
<i>♪ Will be
out of sight... ♪</i>

539
00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:47,640
He made you
a pesto panini.

540
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:49,510
Oh.

541
00:33:51,010 --> 00:33:54,950
Did you bring
my Fresca?

542
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,520
What?

543
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,860
Here's what's going to happen.
You listening?

544
00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:09,830
You think you're so hot
and sexy with your hard ass

545
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,600
and that bisexual
bullshit.

546
00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:14,500
You know how many
there have been?

547
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,870
Bobby, Hans, Chase.

548
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,600
Oh, and some
country boy stripper

549
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,340
who was so dumb he wore
his G-string backwards.

550
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:23,340
He got rid
of all of them.

551
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:24,870
But I'm still here.

552
00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:28,050
And one day,
Lee is going to call Seymour...

553
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,680
and he's going to tell him
to get rid of you.

554
00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,260
Lee?

555
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,560
Lee?

556
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:46,560
Oh, excuse me.
I was--

557
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,000
Lee?

558
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:54,200
Right here,
baby boy.

559
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:59,680
<i>You've never seen me
without my hair, have you?</i>

560
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:04,610
Terrible.
Terrible, isn't it?

561
00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:08,520
But the pieces,
they're great.

562
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,590
You know what
I'm going to do?

563
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:13,220
I'm going to put you
in charge of my wigs.

564
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,760
<i>I only do that
for people I trust.</i>

565
00:35:15,790 --> 00:35:19,660
<i>- Would you like that?
- Lee, I'm sorry, but...</i>

566
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,830
I think maybe
this was a mistake.

567
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:24,330
What's wrong?
What?

568
00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,800
<i>I can't do this.</i>

569
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:28,840
I can't live like this,
in this house.

570
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:31,010
I mean, everybody
looks down on me.

571
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,810
<i>Carlucci is always on
my ass about something.</i>

572
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,640
<i>He's treating me
like I'm the houseboy.</i>

573
00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:39,410
I just, I can't
live like this.

574
00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:40,510
I'm sorry.

575
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:43,680
I don't want
to see you depressed.

576
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:47,420
When you have a sad face,
then I feel sad.

577
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:52,030
But it's not sad, it's...
This isn't working.

578
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,830
Well, then I've failed.

579
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:57,000
Because you have
made me so happy...

580
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,730
<i>over these past
few months.</i>

581
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:04,570
And if I haven't
made you happy...

582
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,340
Your happiness means
everything to me, Scott.

583
00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:15,350
I just don't know
what to do.

584
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,650
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

585
00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:02,190
<i>I love you
not only for what you are</i>

586
00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:05,700
<i>But for what I am
when I'm with you</i>

587
00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:10,730
<i>I love you not only for what
you have made of yourself</i>

588
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:14,470
<i>But for what
you are making of me.</i>

589
00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:18,270
<i>I love you for ignoring
the possibilities...</i>

590
00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:21,480
<i>of the fool in me</i>

591
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:24,680
<i>And for accepting
the possibilities</i>

592
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:27,450
<i>of the good in me.</i>

593
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,990
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

594
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:41,100
<i>I love you
for closing your eyes</i>

595
00:37:41,130 --> 00:37:44,200
<i>to the discords in me.</i>

596
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:47,500
<i>And for adding
to the music in me</i>

597
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:50,510
<i>by worshipful listening</i>

598
00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:00,180
No, I don't
like it.

599
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,720
- It makes it better.
- I don't want it.

600
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,690
Oh. Oh!

601
00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:13,190
I've always
wanted children.

602
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:17,730
I regret that--
not having children.

603
00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:21,200
I love Christmas.
I think I'd be a good daddy,

604
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:25,770
- don't you think?
- Oh, you're such a loving man.

605
00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:27,840
Mmm.

606
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,280
<i>Well, maybe
I'll adopt you.</i>

607
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,380
I want you to take the money
that you're earning...

608
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:39,420
and buy a house
here in Las Vegas.

609
00:38:41,290 --> 00:38:43,120
I'll co-sign.

610
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,760
But it'll be
in your name,

611
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:48,590
so... you'll have
some security.

612
00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:51,130
Would you like that?

613
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:55,100
Lee...
are you serious?

614
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,240
I want to be everything
to you, Scott.

615
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:02,640
I want to be
father... brother...

616
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,680
lover... best friend.

617
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,610
Everything.

618
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,920
You know I love you.

619
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:19,660
Does that mean
anything to you?

620
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,760
Maybe all
those years...

621
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:25,960
all those
foster homes...

622
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,170
maybe I'm your
real family.

623
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,670
<i>♪ I've
found a brand new idol ♪</i>

624
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,770
<i>♪ He's charming
as can be ♪</i>

625
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,240
<i>♪ I really
can't describe ♪</i>

626
00:39:36,270 --> 00:39:40,610
<i>♪ The strange effect
he has on me... ♪</i>

627
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,120
<i>♪ I start to shake,
I start to shiver... ♪</i>

628
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,520
<i>♪ And every fiber in my being
seems to quiver... ♪</i>

629
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,690
Want to smell that?

630
00:39:55,730 --> 00:40:00,760
<i>♪ It's a feeling
very close to ecstasy ♪</i>

631
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,970
<i>♪ That's what happens
when Liberace winks at me ♪</i>

632
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,240
<i>- Isn't she sweet?
- Mmm.</i>

633
00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:12,270
She's got a little bit of a Judy
thing going on, don't you think?

634
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,480
Yeah.

635
00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:15,980
You look hot.

636
00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:20,010
I do, don't I?

637
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,280
<i>The wink?</i>

638
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,290
<i>That was my idea.</i>

639
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,850
<i>- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.</i>

640
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:28,690
<i>I was the first person
in television</i>

641
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,260
<i>to look directly
into the camera.</i>

642
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:35,330
I was the first
matinee idol

643
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,830
in television.

644
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,770
I was the one had the idea
of putting the candelabra

645
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,500
up on the piano,
you know?

646
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,940
I saw an old
Merle Oberon movie

647
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,810
when I got the idea.
From, uh... about Chopin.

648
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,010
What was the name of that...?
"A Song to Remember"!

649
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,350
Really? That's like
your trademark!

650
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,280
I know.
Who knew?

651
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,750
Wow.

652
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,320
Huh.

653
00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:04,260
So, really, no matter
what you did,

654
00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:08,460
you were just...
meant to be famous.

655
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:10,800
I guess so.

656
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,300
Hmm.

657
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,400
( Groans

658
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,040
Hello.

659
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,380
Oh, hi.
Yeah, hold on.

660
00:41:25,410 --> 00:41:26,910
It's Seymour.

661
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,850
I told him not to call
this number.

662
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,580
I told you not to call
this number.

663
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:34,920
Hi, Lee.
I'm sorry,

664
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,120
I have to talk to you
about these dates.

665
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,760
We've got six months
of bookings.

666
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:40,230
I already told you
the dates I would do.

667
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,430
I'm not working after Thanksgiving

668
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:45,730
during the holidays.
Especially now.

669
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,030
But you can make double
on holiday shows.

670
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,530
Take a vacation later.

671
00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:52,070
Seymour,
I do not want to be

672
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,240
the richest piano player
in the grave.

673
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:55,810
- Forget it.
- No, definitely not.

674
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,310
You're already
working too hard.

675
00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:01,110
Lee, give the phone to Scott.
I have a question for him.

676
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:05,280
Hey, Seymour.

677
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,580
Hey, Scott.

678
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:08,480
Why don't you stay
out of my fucking business?

679
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,190
Now give me back
to Lee.

680
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:18,430
Mm-hmm.
Okay.

681
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:20,860
No, you cannot come
for dinner tomorrow night.

682
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,270
I'm making pork.

683
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,900
Okay.
Bye-bye.

684
00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:28,700
Ay-yi-yi!
Oy!

685
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:31,510
Doesn't he get insulted when you
don't invite him over for dinner?

686
00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,180
He gets 10% of every
dollar I earn.

687
00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:37,280
I don't have to
take him out for dinner.

688
00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:40,150
And I don't want
any company.

689
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:45,520
I want my blond Adonis
all to myself.

690
00:42:48,690 --> 00:42:50,490
Oh, shit!

691
00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:52,530
Shit, shit, shit!

692
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,360
- Carson!
- Oh, hurry! Hurry!

693
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,530
<i>Have we missed
my performance?</i>

694
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:03,070
Oh. Tsk.

695
00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:14,580
<i>Oh, my Christ!
I look like my father!</i>

696
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:17,250
I look like
my father in drag!

697
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:21,760
I look like my father in
"Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte"!

698
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,190
I would say
a full face lift...

699
00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:27,790
with silicone implants
to prevent the return

700
00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:29,760
of the lines
around the mouth.

701
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,230
My feeling?

702
00:43:31,270 --> 00:43:33,930
Why go through all of the
work and the money...

703
00:43:33,970 --> 00:43:36,070
just to have it all
fall down within a year?

704
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:39,210
You pay good money,
it should last.

705
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,970
Some of these doctors,
they keep you coming back

706
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,540
and paying,
time after time.

707
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,050
- I don't believe in it.
- No, you're right.

708
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,110
You know, I had
all this done a while ago,

709
00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:53,290
but I don't think
he was as good as you are.

710
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:56,090
I'm going to recommend
a deep face peel

711
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,490
after the face lift.

712
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,090
You're going
to look fabulous!

713
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:02,160
You'll look as young
as Scott here.

714
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,660
Oh, thank you!
I feel so much better.

715
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,770
I mean, that Carson show
was like looking

716
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,570
at Dorian Gray
wither away in public.

717
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,070
But what about
the press?

718
00:44:12,110 --> 00:44:14,610
How do we keep this
a secret?

719
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,610
We rent you a fully furnished
apartment under an alias

720
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,540
until the bandages
come off.

721
00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:20,980
No one will know.

722
00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:24,380
After that, you can
recuperate as you like.

723
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,650
Jack, I wish
I'd met you sooner.

724
00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:28,990
I would still have
had a movie career!

725
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:31,920
That was my real dream--
to be a movie star.

726
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,260
Now, Jack, I want
to talk to you

727
00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,760
about doing some surgery
on Scott here.

728
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,030
What?

729
00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:40,100
Fine.

730
00:44:40,130 --> 00:44:42,430
What would you like me
to do with Scott?

731
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,400
I want you to make Scott
look like this.

732
00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:51,110
Can you do that?

733
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:55,410
Oh, I see.

734
00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:58,080
Yes, I think
I can do what you want.

735
00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:01,180
He's going to need
a nose job.

736
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,990
And I'm going to have to
restructure his cheekbones

737
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,360
and his chin
with silicone implants,

738
00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:08,220
<i>but it's not
impossible.</i>

739
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:11,730
But first we have to
slim him down!

740
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,600
I have a terrific diet.
The California Diet.

741
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,700
Guaranteed loss of 15 pounds
in four weeks.

742
00:45:29,110 --> 00:45:30,850
<i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

743
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,850
The man wants to spend money to
make you thinner, prettier,

744
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,150
and younger and you are
thinking about not doing it.

745
00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:37,720
<i>But I am young.</i>

746
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:40,960
Honey, in gay years,
you're Judy

747
00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:43,560
during the Sid Luft
obese period.

748
00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,930
Really?

749
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,530
They were talking about me
like I wasn't even there.

750
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,570
If Lee doesn't get what
he wants, you won't be.

751
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,900
Well, I guess
I should be flattered,

752
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:58,770
him wanting me
to look like him.

753
00:45:58,810 --> 00:46:01,010
<i>Imitation's
the highest form.</i>

754
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,080
That's what they tell
drag queens when they're born.

755
00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:07,510
Oh, I don't know, man.

756
00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,780
I mean, won't it be weird
looking in a mirror

757
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:11,350
and not recognizing
myself?

758
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,090
Should we take the Auburn
or the Camaro?

759
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:27,700
I just don't understand
why I cannot keep my hair on

760
00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:29,970
during the procedure.

761
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,970
If I die, I want you
to get in here--

762
00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:36,110
I don't care if you have
to slap it on with Elmer's--

763
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,840
before anybody
sees me.

764
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,550
You're not
going to die.

765
00:47:16,610 --> 00:47:20,720
Oh, you are doing
so well, Lee!

766
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,890
Isn't he doing well?

767
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,890
I guess it's time to get
started on you, huh?

768
00:47:27,930 --> 00:47:30,700
First, we're going to do
something about that weight.

769
00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:35,400
The California Diet.

770
00:47:35,430 --> 00:47:40,670
Those pounds
will just fall off!

771
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:10,430
You look, easily,
right now...

772
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:13,400
like a man
in his mid-40s.

773
00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:19,710
Will I be able
to close my eyes?

774
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,380
Not entirely.

775
00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:24,950
But this way, you'll always be
able to see people's expressions

776
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:27,720
<i>when they see
how fabulous you look.</i>

777
00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:34,060
Sweetie,
you're snoring.

778
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,830
Lee!

779
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:58,250
Sweetie, you're snoring.

780
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,260
Oh, look at you!

781
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:19,600
- My Adonis is coming back.
- Really?

782
00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:21,730
Come here.

783
00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:36,880
What are these for?

784
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,320
Post surgery.

785
00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:42,090
Okay, but I stay
on the California Diet?

786
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,720
Perfectly safe.

787
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,620
Just keep
taking those.

788
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:48,060
And one of these
is a prescription

789
00:49:48,090 --> 00:49:50,030
for my own
special diet pill.

790
00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:53,930
Uh, I want
a dimple on my chin.

791
00:49:53,970 --> 00:49:56,630
Scott, Lee doesn't have
a dimple on his chin.

792
00:49:56,670 --> 00:49:58,740
I know, but...

793
00:49:58,770 --> 00:50:01,100
You know,
it's my face.

794
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,710
Not too deep,
just a little one.

795
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,450
Okay.

796
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,480
You think
Lee'll be mad?

797
00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:21,830
Sleep tight,
my baby boy.

798
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:24,590
I'll see you
on the other side.

799
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:58,450
<i>Scott, it's
so good to hear your voice.</i>

800
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,220
I'm sorry, Rose.

801
00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:02,020
Just with Lee's schedule,
it's been so crazy.

802
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:04,360
I didn't say it
to make you feel bad.

803
00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:05,990
So talk to me.
How are you?

804
00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:07,760
You taking care
of yourself?

805
00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:08,930
I'm great.

806
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,400
I've lost a whole lot
of weight, actually.

807
00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:14,130
<i>What for? You always
had such a nice build.</i>

808
00:52:14,170 --> 00:52:15,900
No, no,
it's a healthy thing.

809
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:17,900
It's the California Diet.

810
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:19,600
Lee and I
did it together.

811
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,670
<i>He's really
into self-improvement.</i>

812
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,680
Oh.

813
00:52:24,710 --> 00:52:28,780
How is
Mr. Lee-berace?

814
00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:30,480
He's great.

815
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,250
Actually,

816
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,820
we're going to see
some lawyers tomorrow...

817
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:38,820
because, um, he wants
to adopt me.

818
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:42,630
<i>Adopt you?</i>

819
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,830
I don't understand.

820
00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:50,500
<i>Why would a grown man want
to adopt another grown man?</i>

821
00:52:51,870 --> 00:52:54,440
So we can be family.

822
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,810
I don't understand.

823
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,940
In the state of Nevada,
if you're over 18,

824
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,580
you have the right
to be adopted...

825
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:04,350
whether your parents
are living or deceased.

826
00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:06,080
So it won't be
an issue.

827
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,650
Well, then--
that's great.

828
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,920
Now, John, I want to make
this perfectly clear.

829
00:53:11,950 --> 00:53:13,450
I don't want a word
of this out there

830
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:16,760
until the adoption is complete.
Not a word.

831
00:53:16,790 --> 00:53:20,460
<i>As your lawyer, I'm legally
bound not to discuss it.</i>

832
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:24,370
I know, but, you know,
in casual conversation.

833
00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,940
No one...

834
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:29,910
<i>I mean, no one has ever
been closer to me</i>

835
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:32,970
than this young man.

836
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,880
I want to make sure
he's taken care of forever...

837
00:53:36,950 --> 00:53:40,180
no matter what
happens to me.

838
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:43,420
<i>The coat costs $300,000.</i>

839
00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:47,020
It is made entirely
of virgin white fox.

840
00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:48,890
The train
is 16 feet long--

841
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,460
that is the longest
in the world.

842
00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:54,460
It was designed exclusively
for him by Anna Nateece.

843
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:59,700
It has $100,000 worth of
Austrian crystals which line it.

844
00:53:59,730 --> 00:54:02,470
And that is why it is the
only coat in the world

845
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,970
with its own
chauffeur and car.

846
00:54:05,010 --> 00:54:07,510
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

847
00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:09,210
- Would you sign this?
- Sure, yes.

848
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,840
<i>- Please. My name is Sue.
- Sue.</i>

849
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,710
<i>But, dear, you can ask him.</i>

850
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,780
Oh, I know.

851
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,420
There you are.

852
00:54:22,390 --> 00:54:25,020
- $3.
- Thank you.

853
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:32,160
<i>You're Liberace's
son, aren't you?</i>

854
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:37,400
<i>So, how you doing, Ma?</i>

855
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,840
You happy?

856
00:54:39,870 --> 00:54:41,940
It is what it is.

857
00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:46,280
Well, is the nurse
working out for you?

858
00:54:46,310 --> 00:54:48,180
Yeah, I think so.

859
00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:50,450
I mean,
they're fine.

860
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,450
So, is there
anything that you need?

861
00:54:55,490 --> 00:54:57,020
No.

862
00:54:57,060 --> 00:55:00,560
No, I'm just lonely,
that's all.

863
00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:05,100
You can't do anything
for loneliness.

864
00:55:07,830 --> 00:55:10,370
Well, you've got
George and Dora, right?

865
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,140
They're a few minutes away. Don't
they come down for a visit?

866
00:55:13,170 --> 00:55:16,610
Same faces.

867
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,710
Every day,
same faces.

868
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:26,950
So, do you want me
to bring Angie from L.A.?

869
00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:28,890
- Bring her down?
- Oh, no!

870
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,550
No, don't need that.

871
00:55:30,590 --> 00:55:33,190
Please, I don't
need that. No.

872
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:36,690
<i>No. All I need
is to be near you.</i>

873
00:55:36,730 --> 00:55:40,930
But you know out here,
all alone, I don't know...

874
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,400
it's every day the same.
You know,

875
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:45,130
but you, you have--
it's too much.

876
00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:48,240
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

877
00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:53,840
But I know...
it's too much.

878
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,780
You always going
to give everything,

879
00:55:55,810 --> 00:55:56,810
you're so busy--

880
00:55:56,850 --> 00:55:58,580
<i>it's too much!
I understand.</i>

881
00:55:58,610 --> 00:56:02,220
Give my son some more
iced tea, please.

882
00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:04,420
<i>This will be good
for you, not this.</i>

883
00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:05,890
Mm-mm.

884
00:56:13,130 --> 00:56:15,230
Thank you.

885
00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:17,830
Oh, thank you so much.

886
00:56:17,870 --> 00:56:19,500
Oh.

887
00:56:19,530 --> 00:56:21,900
You're all
just so wonderful.

888
00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:24,710
I feel so close
to you all.

889
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,870
I feel like I can
tell you something

890
00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:29,540
that I haven't told
anyone at all.

891
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:32,750
But you have to promise
it stays in this room.

892
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:35,580
In my early days...

893
00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:38,180
before sound
was invented...

894
00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:43,260
Well, I look pretty good
for 35, don't I?

895
00:56:50,930 --> 00:56:52,330
Well, anyway,

896
00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:55,170
back then,
classical piano players

897
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,400
always wore
black tuxedos.

898
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,610
Plain old
black tuxedos.

899
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,180
My mother, she wanted me
to be classical...

900
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:06,610
but I just couldn't stay
out of the saloons.

901
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:11,920
But I did have a concert
at the Hollywood Bowl...

902
00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:14,320
and I was excited.

903
00:57:14,350 --> 00:57:15,920
If you've never
been there,

904
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,360
it's open air--
it's tremendous!

905
00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:21,290
It's got 10,000 people!

906
00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:24,530
I show up
for the rehearsal,

907
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,800
and I look at this vast...
this beautiful,

908
00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:31,370
enormous
open-air theater.

909
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,710
And I look
at the black piano.

910
00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:38,080
I think,
"Hmm."

911
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:42,280
"Black piano,
black tuxedo."

912
00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:46,280
"Who is going to see me
in this giant clam shell?"

913
00:57:48,350 --> 00:57:51,690
Well, I ask you...
can you see me now?

914
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:37,600
<i>All I'm saying is..</i>

915
00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:38,970
why can't we have fun?

916
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,100
- Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch!
- See people, you know?

917
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:44,970
Go to a party
every once in a while.

918
00:58:45,010 --> 00:58:46,710
- All I do is give, give, give!
- Maybe see somebody.

919
00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:48,810
And no matter how much I buy
you, it's never enough!

920
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,910
I'm not asking you
to buy me anything, Lee.

921
00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:55,020
I'm just-- I'm crawling the
walls a little, that's all.

922
00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:56,980
Why can't we
see people?

923
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:58,690
What are you
talking about?

924
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,020
I took you to the Jim Nabors-
Dom DeLuise concert.

925
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:04,760
That was...
that was one time.

926
00:59:04,790 --> 00:59:07,060
Scott, I'm tired.
I work all night.

927
00:59:07,090 --> 00:59:08,960
- This is not an inexpensive life.
- I know,

928
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,060
but you don't even
let me go out by myself!

929
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,970
- Why?
- I don't know!

930
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,370
Just to go out
and see people

931
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,570
and talk to them.
Just for a break!

932
00:59:19,610 --> 00:59:21,140
A break from me?

933
00:59:21,170 --> 00:59:22,610
Why do you need
a break from me?

934
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,740
I don't need
a break from--

935
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:24,840
I mean for you
to come with me!

936
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,280
I can't say
anything right.

937
00:59:26,310 --> 00:59:28,110
Please don't
be unhappy.

938
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:30,520
I can't stand it when you
have a face like that.

939
00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:32,190
Especially after
the money I paid for it.

940
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,090
Oh, you
want it back?

941
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,020
You want me to invite Charo
for brunch again?

942
00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:38,690
- You liked her.
- Yeah, I like her fine, but--

943
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,030
But what?! What is it with you?
It's never enough!

944
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,560
What more can I give?

945
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,300
I'm not--

946
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,940
I'm happy, okay?
I am.

947
00:59:50,970 --> 00:59:54,310
It's just... you have
to try to understand...

948
00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:56,170
being somebody's
boyfriend?

949
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,170
This is not
exactly the life

950
00:59:58,210 --> 01:00:01,080
that I had planned
for myself, you know?

951
01:00:01,110 --> 01:00:04,410
I mean, I was going to be
a veterinarian.

952
01:00:04,450 --> 01:00:06,720
You want to help
animals?

953
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:09,920
Pick up the dog shit.

954
01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:12,260
And you listen
to me.

955
01:00:12,290 --> 01:00:14,320
You stop taking
those pills, okay?

956
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,260
Jack gives you
too much.

957
01:00:16,290 --> 01:00:18,890
He's got some people
addicted, I hear.

958
01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:21,330
You're getting too thin,
you're always in a mood.

959
01:00:21,370 --> 01:00:24,070
- People are noticing.
- Oh, who? Seymour?

960
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,770
Seymour hates me.

961
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,270
- They all hate me.
- See, this is what I mean.

962
01:00:27,310 --> 01:00:29,470
It's that shit
talking!

963
01:00:37,350 --> 01:00:41,350
Hey, you know what a woman said
to me in the casino today?

964
01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:44,720
She asked me
if I was Liberace's son.

965
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,260
<i>- Really?
- Mm-hmm.</i>

966
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:53,390
Oh.

967
01:00:53,430 --> 01:00:55,930
- Come here.
- No.

968
01:00:55,970 --> 01:00:57,400
Come here.
Come here.

969
01:00:57,430 --> 01:01:00,670
You don't get anything.
You get nothing.

970
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,770
I get it all.

971
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,910
- Yes, I do. Please.
- Can I ask you a question?

972
01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:07,610
- Yes.
- Can we go out?

973
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,880
Oh...

974
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:15,950
<i>Walter was a twin.</i>

975
01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:17,680
Really?
He never told me.

976
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,750
Yeah, but the twin
was born dead.

977
01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:24,120
But Walter...

978
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:28,100
Walter,
he weighed 13 pounds.

979
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:33,400
Even in the womb, he wanted
more than anyone else!

980
01:01:34,970 --> 01:01:37,800
What's a mother to do?

981
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,310
<i>She loves
the child more.</i>

982
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:42,880
<i>Now the world must
give him what he needs.</i>

983
01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:44,610
Mm-hmm.

984
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,880
God. God gives us
the power.

985
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,950
It's not luck.

986
01:01:52,990 --> 01:01:55,490
It's who you are.

987
01:01:58,420 --> 01:01:59,760
- Oh!
- Whoa!

988
01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:01,490
I win, I win!

989
01:02:01,530 --> 01:02:04,630
I win, I win.
Look, look, look, I wi--

990
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,400
<i>Lee?</i>

991
01:02:07,430 --> 01:02:09,270
Lee.

992
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,100
- Lee.
- What? What is it?

993
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:13,140
She won, but there's
no money in the machine.

994
01:02:13,170 --> 01:02:16,670
Oh, for chrissakes.

995
01:02:16,710 --> 01:02:18,580
I don't have any change.

996
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:20,950
She won big.

997
01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:22,980
Do you have
anything?

998
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,680
Gladys, do you have
any cash on you?

999
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,420
<i>So, Ma, this is all we have.</i>

1000
01:02:26,450 --> 01:02:28,520
But look
how much I won.

1001
01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,850
No, I know, but we don't
have any more cash.

1002
01:02:30,890 --> 01:02:32,860
But...

1003
01:02:32,890 --> 01:02:36,130
Okay. Okay.

1004
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,230
So I'll take
a check.

1005
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,040
Are you
proposing to me?

1006
01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:52,680
I just don't have a lot of
ready cash available, so...

1007
01:02:52,710 --> 01:02:55,540
I can't go to Lee, 'cause he
doesn't want me taking it anymore.

1008
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:57,080
Well, that's silly.

1009
01:02:57,110 --> 01:02:59,450
He wants you to stay
skinny, doesn't he?

1010
01:03:00,350 --> 01:03:01,680
Silly.

1011
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,020
<i>I mean, I'd like to
wean myself off it...</i>

1012
01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:05,960
<i>eventually,
but, uh...</i>

1013
01:03:05,990 --> 01:03:07,760
I have it under
manageable control now.

1014
01:03:07,790 --> 01:03:09,690
I don't even think
I'm going to take them

1015
01:03:09,730 --> 01:03:11,430
<i>on the European tour.</i>

1016
01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:13,260
Totally up to you.

1017
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:15,160
The body flushes it out.

1018
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,530
There are no studies
that show it's addicting.

1019
01:03:17,570 --> 01:03:19,600
It's perfectly fine.

1020
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,570
You look terrific,
by the way.

1021
01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:26,970
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1022
01:03:27,010 --> 01:03:28,580
<i>Oh, God.</i>

1023
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,810
<i>How does he get that
whole thing down his throat?</i>

1024
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:33,350
<i>It's bigger than his head!</i>

1025
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:35,350
<i>It's a freak show!</i>

1026
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:38,490
<i>I don't know how you
can be gay and be such a prude.</i>

1027
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,320
<i>I'm bisexual.</i>

1028
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,120
Well, which half
likes women?

1029
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,630
I haven't met
that half yet.

1030
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,360
You know, you're such
a booper.

1031
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:53,200
Such a party
pooper-booper.

1032
01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:56,240
I don't even know
why you need that.

1033
01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:58,140
<i>I don't need it.</i>

1034
01:03:58,170 --> 01:04:01,240
I enjoy it.
It enhances it.

1035
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,040
Sexuality is
something beautiful.

1036
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,350
Right.
So how can you watch

1037
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:08,980
those disgusting things
being done?

1038
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:12,280
Disgusting is in the eyes
of the disgusting.

1039
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,290
There's nothing wrong with
any part of the human body.

1040
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,090
It's all
God's creation.

1041
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,760
Well, God didn't make certain
parts for certain things.

1042
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,360
It's variety, Scott.

1043
01:04:22,390 --> 01:04:24,260
It's what keeps
a relationship fresh.

1044
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:27,000
You know, you are
such a prude!

1045
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,400
I am not.

1046
01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:31,000
<i>Then why won't you let
me fuck you sometime?</i>

1047
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:36,770
- Forget it.
- Why not?

1048
01:04:36,810 --> 01:04:38,910
- Because I don't like it.
- Why?

1049
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:41,450
Because it's
kind of repugnant.

1050
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:44,750
<i>I'm repugnant?</i>

1051
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:46,680
No! Not you.

1052
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,320
It.

1053
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,090
That.
Doing that.

1054
01:04:52,090 --> 01:04:54,820
<i>Only when
it's done to you.</i>

1055
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,130
Yes.

1056
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,760
I can't help it.

1057
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,730
<i>- Well, you never tried it.
- Oh, God!</i>

1058
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,100
Because I know
I wouldn't like it.

1059
01:05:02,130 --> 01:05:04,230
If you loved me,
you'd try it.

1060
01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:07,070
If you loved me, you wouldn't
ask me to do something I hate.

1061
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:08,340
Oh, God!

1062
01:05:08,370 --> 01:05:09,810
All of a sudden
we're sounding like

1063
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,940
a gay Lucy and Ricky.

1064
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:14,080
"Oh, Ricky, you wouldn't
fuck me up the ass

1065
01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:15,510
<i>if you really loved me."</i>

1066
01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:17,150
Why am I the Lucy?

1067
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:20,080
Because I'm
the bandleader

1068
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,350
with the nightclub act.

1069
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,230
Hello.

1070
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:36,470
Hold on.

1071
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,700
It's your sister.

1072
01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:43,970
Angie, what?

1073
01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,910
When?

1074
01:05:50,110 --> 01:05:53,180
Okay.

1075
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:56,380
Did you call...
what's his name?

1076
01:05:58,220 --> 01:06:00,990
Okay. Okay.

1077
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:04,660
All right, let me
call Seymour on this.

1078
01:06:04,690 --> 01:06:07,330
It'll be first thing
in the morning.

1079
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,100
Yeah.

1080
01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,600
Okay.

1081
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,170
Lee, what?

1082
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,040
Mama died.

1083
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,410
Oh, no.

1084
01:06:25,450 --> 01:06:27,410
Oh, no.

1085
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,720
Oh, Lee,
I'm so sorry.

1086
01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:12,390
You have been amazing
these past few days.

1087
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:14,090
We haven't even had
a chance to talk.

1088
01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:16,130
How are you
feeling?

1089
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:20,900
I'm free.

1090
01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:30,140
<i>You're going to love this.</i>

1091
01:07:30,170 --> 01:07:33,010
- Mm-mm.
- Come on. Just this one time.

1092
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,410
No, I don't
want to.

1093
01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:38,620
Pooch, pooch, pooch, come on.
Ride my little scooter!

1094
01:07:38,650 --> 01:07:40,450
You can ride my little scooter!

1095
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,250
- Don't tickle me.
- Let's see.

1096
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,590
Oh, daddy!

1097
01:08:22,490 --> 01:08:24,490
Lee?

1098
01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:37,740
Lee?

1099
01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:44,480
Lee?

1100
01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:47,480
<i>Someone's in here!
What the fuck?!</i>

1101
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,570
What are you doing?

1102
01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:42,200
Why was I on
the couch?

1103
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,670
Because I couldn't
bear you last night.

1104
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:47,170
And if you keep
taking that junk,

1105
01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:49,010
you'll be lucky to stay
on the couch.

1106
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,180
Well, about last night--
I'm not ready for apologies yet, okay.

1107
01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:54,550
Apology?
Fuck you!

1108
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,380
You are
a well-known star.

1109
01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:01,390
Are you out
of your mind?

1110
01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:03,920
Going to a place
like that?

1111
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,590
What if somebody
recognized you...

1112
01:10:06,630 --> 01:10:08,030
and called the papers?

1113
01:10:08,060 --> 01:10:09,360
I mean, Jesus!

1114
01:10:09,390 --> 01:10:11,030
When the London papers
said I was gay,

1115
01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:13,770
I took them to court
and won the lawsuit.

1116
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,170
They retracted the story
and they paid for it.

1117
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,730
Only because
they didn't have

1118
01:10:17,770 --> 01:10:20,300
a witness of you
in a room of dildos...

1119
01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:22,370
with your dick hanging out
in a glory hole.

1120
01:10:22,410 --> 01:10:25,340
Are you out
of your fucking mind?!

1121
01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:28,550
Jesus, if Seymour
found out.

1122
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:31,110
<i>I mean,
the millions he spends...</i>

1123
01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:35,790
<i>keeping fans thinking you just
haven't met the right woman?</i>

1124
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:37,550
Oh, Scott,
you're right.

1125
01:10:37,590 --> 01:10:40,320
You're so right--
I got to stop.

1126
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,130
Never again,
I promise, never again.

1127
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,930
I swear to God.

1128
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,830
You're so good for me.

1129
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,500
I don't know
what it is.

1130
01:10:50,530 --> 01:10:52,370
I can't stop myself
sometimes.

1131
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,200
It's like a drug...
you know?

1132
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,840
Like when you need
a stronger fix each time?

1133
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:02,240
You have to help me.

1134
01:11:03,950 --> 01:11:06,780
I'll do
whatever you want...

1135
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,280
you crazy
old queen.

1136
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,120
You know that.

1137
01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:14,720
Just keep loving me.

1138
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:21,130
But I want you to stop
seeing Dr. Startz.

1139
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,460
<i>I mean it.</i>

1140
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,520
- The entrance? Showstopper.
- Thank you.

1141
01:11:46,550 --> 01:11:47,990
Hello!

1142
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,790
Finally, you come
to one of my shows.

1143
01:11:49,820 --> 01:11:52,060
No, I was here last year, remember?

1144
01:11:52,090 --> 01:11:54,030
So, this is new,
right?

1145
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,930
I have new costumes
every year--

1146
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,100
it's in my contract.
You like it?

1147
01:11:58,130 --> 01:11:59,570
You did it again.

1148
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,270
It just gets bigger
and bigger, right?

1149
01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:04,170
One day, Lee, I think you're going
to play the piano while you fly.

1150
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,840
Ray's working
on that.

1151
01:12:05,870 --> 01:12:08,140
- Scott, why don't you get him a drink?
- You heard the maestro.

1152
01:12:08,170 --> 01:12:10,180
<i>- Do your thing, Lee.
- Bonjour!</i>

1153
01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:13,150
<i>You guys, how did you
like the pool?</i>

1154
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:14,950
What would you like?

1155
01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:17,650
The money you owe me from last
time and a Jim Beam neat.

1156
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,580
I don't have
any cash right now.

1157
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:22,750
<i>- Did you wear your little Speedos?
- I did.</i>

1158
01:12:22,790 --> 01:12:25,290
I'll accept
whatever's handy, guy.

1159
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,760
<i>Did you notice
the "L" on the front?</i>

1160
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,130
It was missing an "A" on the back.

1161
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,400
You're cute.

1162
01:12:32,430 --> 01:12:34,030
<i>- You are very cute.
- Stop.</i>

1163
01:12:34,070 --> 01:12:35,630
<i>I like that.</i>

1164
01:13:04,690 --> 01:13:07,500
<i>So, how is
the songwriting going?</i>

1165
01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:09,460
Good.

1166
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,030
I had some
positive feedback.

1167
01:13:12,070 --> 01:13:14,270
When are you going to let me
hear one of your songs?

1168
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:16,770
- I don't know.
- Why?

1169
01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:19,180
'Cause I'm afraid
you wouldn't like it.

1170
01:13:19,210 --> 01:13:21,140
But I'm proud
of what you're doing!

1171
01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:22,780
I'm like a proud papa!

1172
01:13:22,810 --> 01:13:26,650
I think it's great!

1173
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,750
Maybe when I'm done with
this one, you can hear it.

1174
01:13:28,790 --> 01:13:31,090
Whenever you want me
to hear.

1175
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:45,500
Scott, we should talk.

1176
01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:49,300
I think
our relationship

1177
01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:51,740
is in a really
good place, don't you?

1178
01:13:51,770 --> 01:13:54,710
- Mm-hmm.
- I do.

1179
01:13:54,740 --> 01:13:57,780
So I think it'd be
a good thing for us...

1180
01:13:57,810 --> 01:14:00,550
if we were able to see
other people, too.

1181
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:02,780
I don't mean
like you and me.

1182
01:14:02,820 --> 01:14:06,350
I mean, nothing
will ever be like us.

1183
01:14:06,390 --> 01:14:09,790
I just know there are things that
I like to do that you don't...

1184
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:12,490
and things that you like
to do that I don't.

1185
01:14:12,530 --> 01:14:15,200
And I just think that
we're in such a good place

1186
01:14:15,230 --> 01:14:19,330
that we can allow each other...
you know, to do that

1187
01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:24,000
and still love each other
and stay together.

1188
01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,670
What do you think?

1189
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,680
Okay. You know,
if that's what you want.

1190
01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:36,220
I think it'd be
good for us.

1191
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:38,520
I really do.

1192
01:14:38,550 --> 01:14:41,720
Lee, he is
just a friend!

1193
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,420
He is helping me
with my songs!

1194
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:44,990
I told you I had
meetings with him!

1195
01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:46,220
You're just like
the rest of them.

1196
01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:48,490
All I do is give
and give and give.

1197
01:14:48,530 --> 01:14:50,930
All you want is what
you can get out of me.

1198
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,860
I bet you can't
wait for me to die

1199
01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:54,230
so you can
get everything!

1200
01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:57,070
<i>- Hey, the will was your idea!
- Jekyll and Hyde!</i>

1201
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:58,400
That's what you are!

1202
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,610
I never know
who's going to show up!

1203
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,010
God knows what you do
when I'm onstage.

1204
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,540
<i>- I don't do anything!
- How many others are there, huh?</i>

1205
01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:08,580
<i>- How many?!
- There aren't any others, Lee, I'm telling you!</i>

1206
01:15:08,610 --> 01:15:11,920
<i>Well, I'm telling you,
you can't have it all.</i>

1207
01:15:11,950 --> 01:15:14,750
It's either me
or nothing.

1208
01:15:14,790 --> 01:15:16,790
Me or him.

1209
01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:19,560
Who?
He's a friend!

1210
01:15:19,590 --> 01:15:21,290
He's a fuck buddy!

1211
01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:24,900
If anybody's
fucking around, it's you.

1212
01:15:24,930 --> 01:15:27,930
I know you, Lee. You haven't
wanted it from me in weeks.

1213
01:15:27,970 --> 01:15:29,630
<i>Don't tell me
you've been doing without,</i>

1214
01:15:29,670 --> 01:15:31,570
you old queen.

1215
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,780
Who the hell do you think
you're talking to?

1216
01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:50,550
<i>...people out here, and
it seems a bit out of control.</i>

1217
01:15:50,590 --> 01:15:52,860
Where's Lee?

1218
01:15:52,890 --> 01:15:54,460
Have a couple of guys
come help with security,

1219
01:15:54,490 --> 01:15:56,990
<i>wait on the stairs at night,
just to stop the crowds.</i>

1220
01:15:57,030 --> 01:16:00,400
<i>- Otherwise...
- Hey, Jim, how's the house tonight?</i>

1221
01:16:11,570 --> 01:16:14,940
<i>♪ Every
time I sing my song ♪</i>

1222
01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:18,310
<i>♪ It takes me
right to you ♪</i>

1223
01:16:18,350 --> 01:16:21,880
<i>♪ I want to make you
smile each day ♪</i>

1224
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:25,420
<i>♪ And see your dreams
come true ♪</i>

1225
01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:28,590
<i>♪ I want to hear you
laugh for joy ♪</i>

1226
01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:32,160
<i>♪ Oh, boy,
how much I do! ♪</i>

1227
01:16:32,190 --> 01:16:35,730
<i>♪ 'Cause every time
I sing my song ♪</i>

1228
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,170
<i>♪ I belong with you ♪</i>

1229
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,370
<i>Every time I hum your tune ?</i>

1230
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,710
<i>♪ It brings you
straight to me ♪</i>

1231
01:16:45,740 --> 01:16:49,340
<i>♪ I want
to fill your day with bells ♪</i>

1232
01:16:49,380 --> 01:16:52,750
<i>♪ And play your melody ♪</i>

1233
01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:56,020
<i>♪ I love the music
that we share ♪</i>

1234
01:16:56,050 --> 01:16:59,690
<i>♪ I care,
oh, that I do! ♪</i>

1235
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:03,520
<i>♪ And every time
I sing my song... ♪</i>

1236
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,220
<i>You know,
it's been my dream</i>

1237
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:08,030
to be on the Academy Awards,
and finally I am.

1238
01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:09,530
Isn't that fabulous?

1239
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,900
I'm going to play a medley
of the nominated scores

1240
01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:14,930
and then present
the award for Best Score.

1241
01:17:14,970 --> 01:17:18,440
Just to be able to hold one
of those gold statues.

1242
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:20,910
I know exactly
what I'm going to wear.

1243
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:23,010
Cary, do me a favor.
Can you get me a towel?

1244
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,680
Of course,
of course.

1245
01:17:24,710 --> 01:17:27,910
I want to hear about that
outfit when I come back.

1246
01:18:00,150 --> 01:18:02,910
Who are you
talking to, Mumbles?

1247
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,690
Nobody.

1248
01:18:12,090 --> 01:18:14,190
What's the matter?

1249
01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,860
Why is he always
hanging around?

1250
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,500
Who?

1251
01:18:23,530 --> 01:18:25,900
<i>Who?</i>

1252
01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:28,370
Who?

1253
01:18:29,710 --> 01:18:31,840
That boy that
you want to fuck

1254
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,310
<i>from Young Americans.</i>

1255
01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:36,210
Oh, please.

1256
01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:37,410
Oh, please.

1257
01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:40,320
Why is that little bitch
always in our dressing room?

1258
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:44,920
Cary is my opening act,
Scott.

1259
01:18:44,950 --> 01:18:48,090
He can come and go
as he pleases.

1260
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,900
Are you fucking him?

1261
01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:58,000
Are you stoned?

1262
01:18:58,030 --> 01:18:59,830
No, I'm upset!

1263
01:18:59,870 --> 01:19:01,270
Can't you tell
the difference?

1264
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:03,670
No, I can't. But if
you're on that shit--

1265
01:19:03,710 --> 01:19:05,510
<i>- I'm warning you...
- I'm not! I'm upset!</i>

1266
01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,540
- I will not put up with this anymore.
- Don't change the subject!

1267
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,280
<i>- Stop that! Stop it!
- I know you, Lee!</i>

1268
01:19:09,310 --> 01:19:11,710
<i>I'm exhausted!</i>

1269
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,720
I work, you know?

1270
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:18,190
And I have to meet Seymour
very early in the morning

1271
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:21,120
about the Academy Awards
presentation.

1272
01:19:26,230 --> 01:19:29,300
I see you
looking at him.

1273
01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:31,260
<i>What?</i>

1274
01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:34,070
That boy.

1275
01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:35,700
I watch you watch him.

1276
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:38,540
I think he's
very talented.

1277
01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:40,870
I have an eye for new
and refreshing talent.

1278
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:43,010
You have an eye for new
and refreshing dick.

1279
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,410
You're disgusting.

1280
01:19:45,450 --> 01:19:47,980
<i>If you're so interested
in talent...</i>

1281
01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:51,580
<i>have you listened
to my songs?</i>

1282
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,390
I haven't had a chance
to give it my full attention.

1283
01:19:56,590 --> 01:19:58,860
<i>Are you
tired of me?</i>

1284
01:19:58,890 --> 01:20:01,060
<i>Am I too old
for you?</i>

1285
01:20:01,090 --> 01:20:02,490
Well, this song
you're singing

1286
01:20:02,530 --> 01:20:04,860
is beginning to get
a little old.

1287
01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:12,970
I don't want him around
after the shows anymore.

1288
01:20:13,010 --> 01:20:15,240
What a little brat
you've become.

1289
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,360
I thought you liked being
around people your own age.

1290
01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:19,740
You're always complaining we're
never with anyone else, you know?

1291
01:20:19,780 --> 01:20:22,080
<i>You said we weren't doing the "seeing
other people" thing anymore!</i>

1292
01:20:22,110 --> 01:20:25,420
- We're not!
- Then how come we haven't been together for so long?

1293
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,590
Because you're always stoned
and you can't get it up!

1294
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,820
I can get it up!

1295
01:20:29,860 --> 01:20:31,690
- Oh, Christ, I hit a nerve.
- I can get it up!!!

1296
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:34,220
- All right, all right!
- I know you!

1297
01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:37,130
You can barely make it through a
performance without wanting to fuck!

1298
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,000
- Where do you get it?
- It's terrible the way you talk to me!

1299
01:20:39,030 --> 01:20:40,130
You're getting it
on the outside!

1300
01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,570
- Where do you go?
- You're terrible!

1301
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,300
- Do you go to the White House?
- Where my mother died?

1302
01:20:43,330 --> 01:20:45,670
- Are you insane?
- Oh, so you do go somewhere.

1303
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,340
Where, huh?

1304
01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:49,710
Where, Lee?!

1305
01:20:49,740 --> 01:20:52,010
You're being
paranoid, Scott,

1306
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,710
because of that shit.

1307
01:20:53,740 --> 01:20:57,310
Now, I am warning you...
this better stop.

1308
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,190
<i>So who's doing the
arrangements for the medley?</i>

1309
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:08,060
I'll find out. Probably
Bill or his assistant.

1310
01:21:08,090 --> 01:21:10,560
I bet that Vangelis kid
wins, you know?

1311
01:21:10,590 --> 01:21:12,830
I'm hearing him
all over the radio.

1312
01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:29,740
I'm going to L.A.
for the afternoon.

1313
01:21:35,150 --> 01:21:38,190
I'll be back in time
for the show.

1314
01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:51,100
I just want to make sure I
have enough rehearsal time.

1315
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,920
And now he's going to use me,

1316
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,560
use me up
and toss me out,

1317
01:22:17,590 --> 01:22:20,490
I know he is,
I know he is.

1318
01:22:20,530 --> 01:22:21,960
<i>This one's rigged.</i>

1319
01:22:21,990 --> 01:22:24,700
<i>- I love him, you know?
- That one's not rigged.</i>

1320
01:22:24,730 --> 01:22:26,300
I love him.

1321
01:22:26,330 --> 01:22:28,530
I mean...

1322
01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:31,400
he's been my whole world.

1323
01:22:32,670 --> 01:22:35,410
He's my,
he's my best friend.

1324
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:38,140
He's been better,
better than a father.

1325
01:22:39,310 --> 01:22:40,580
He was going to adopt me.
You know that?

1326
01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:42,310
<i>Really? You can adopt
someone you're fucking?</i>

1327
01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:43,980
<i>That's a great law.</i>

1328
01:22:44,020 --> 01:22:45,320
He said he always wanted
to make sure

1329
01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:47,750
<i>- that I was taken care of.
- Right.</i>

1330
01:22:47,790 --> 01:22:49,920
<i>Look, you're practically
married, right?</i>

1331
01:22:49,950 --> 01:22:52,620
Nobody ever took care of me
the way he did.

1332
01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:56,660
I have nothing
without him.

1333
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,360
I don't even have
my own fucking face!

1334
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,260
My fucking face
is fucking gone

1335
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:01,600
for-fucking-ever, man!!

1336
01:23:01,630 --> 01:23:04,400
<i>Hey, hey, hey.
Tranquilo, okay?</i>

1337
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,140
<i>Calm down.</i>

1338
01:23:06,170 --> 01:23:08,570
<i>Look at me. You're
practically married, right?</i>

1339
01:23:08,610 --> 01:23:10,070
<i>So, he should
take care of you</i>

1340
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,870
<i>in the style to which
you are accustomed.</i>

1341
01:23:11,910 --> 01:23:13,110
<i>That's a law, too.</i>

1342
01:23:13,140 --> 01:23:14,880
I'm in the will,
but...

1343
01:23:14,910 --> 01:23:17,150
a lot of good
that does me now.

1344
01:23:17,180 --> 01:23:19,320
<i>Being with him's like
a full-time job, correct?</i>

1345
01:23:19,350 --> 01:23:22,750
<i>- 25 hours a day.
- Yeah. So three words:</i>

1346
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:24,250
<i>Sev-er-ance,
all right?</i>

1347
01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:27,020
<i>People who get fired
get compensated.</i>

1348
01:23:33,930 --> 01:23:36,860
He's my whole world.

1349
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,270
There you are,

1350
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:18,770
you cocksucking
tenor fuck.

1351
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,840
There's a call
for you.

1352
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,040
Joe Carracappa.

1353
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,290
<i>- Joe!
- Hey, Scott.</i>

1354
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,480
Hey, I'm sorry,
I have to run.

1355
01:24:36,490 --> 01:24:37,860
I have to make
an entrance.

1356
01:24:37,890 --> 01:24:41,460
Rose... passed away
this morning, Scott.

1357
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,330
What?

1358
01:24:45,370 --> 01:24:49,600
<i>- She's been sick.
- For how long?</i>

1359
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,140
A while.

1360
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,240
She never said
anything to me.

1361
01:24:53,270 --> 01:24:56,940
<i>You know
how she is.</i>

1362
01:24:56,980 --> 01:24:59,610
Was.

1363
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,950
Can you come home, Scott?
It'd be good to see you.

1364
01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:07,320
<i>We're having
services.</i>

1365
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,460
Yeah.

1366
01:25:12,490 --> 01:25:14,790
Yeah, of course.

1367
01:25:14,830 --> 01:25:16,360
<i>I am so excited.</i>

1368
01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:19,300
The Academy Awards
has been a dream of mine.

1369
01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:21,830
That and Radio City
Music Hall.

1370
01:25:21,870 --> 01:25:23,700
One down, one to go.

1371
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,170
My mom wants "On Golden
Pond" to win everything.

1372
01:25:27,210 --> 01:25:28,670
Yes, wouldn't
that be sweet

1373
01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:30,370
for the old folks
to win?

1374
01:25:30,410 --> 01:25:34,710
And I'm so glad that Jane Fonda
stopped all those causes of hers

1375
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:37,710
and made a nice movie
with her father.

1376
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:40,980
I just don't understand
people like her and Ed Asner,

1377
01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:44,750
shouting their opinions
all over the place.

1378
01:25:44,790 --> 01:25:48,560
Listen to me, because
you're all on your way.

1379
01:25:48,590 --> 01:25:51,090
When one reaches
star status,

1380
01:25:51,130 --> 01:25:53,800
it is not an invitation
to show everyone

1381
01:25:53,830 --> 01:25:55,770
how to change
the world.

1382
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,670
It is not our business
to change the world.

1383
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:02,370
We are here to
entertain the world...

1384
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:05,740
and to sell drinks and souvenirs.

1385
01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:07,910
These kids better go
get ready for the next show

1386
01:26:07,940 --> 01:26:09,680
if they're going to
entertain anybody.

1387
01:26:09,710 --> 01:26:11,380
Will you watch us tonight?

1388
01:26:11,410 --> 01:26:12,810
We put a new song in
just for you.

1389
01:26:12,850 --> 01:26:16,220
<i>Of course I will! Especially if
you put in a new song for me.</i>

1390
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,050
Go on now.

1391
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,320
I'm going to get
my beauty nap.

1392
01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:36,470
- Lee.
- Please, do not start an argument.

1393
01:26:36,510 --> 01:26:39,470
I have to eat, and take
my nap before the next show.

1394
01:26:39,510 --> 01:26:41,740
I have no time.

1395
01:26:50,550 --> 01:26:52,420
I got a call today...

1396
01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:56,320
from Joe Carracappa.

1397
01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:01,330
The family that I lived
with when I met you.

1398
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:05,570
And Rose...

1399
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:08,130
my--

1400
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:11,200
Joe's wife.

1401
01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:13,070
She died.

1402
01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:20,080
Oh, Scott,
I...

1403
01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:21,910
I'm so sorry,
Scott.

1404
01:27:21,950 --> 01:27:26,380
She was your favorite,
wasn't she?

1405
01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:31,390
There is a funeral
tomorrow... in Los Angeles.

1406
01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:33,460
I will be booking
a ticket in the morning.

1407
01:27:33,490 --> 01:27:36,460
- No, no, no, no.
- I don't know what time I'm going to get back.

1408
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,000
I'll call Seymour
in the morning, okay?

1409
01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:43,470
And I'll hire a Learjet
and you can take that.

1410
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:45,870
And this way
it'll be more private

1411
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:49,470
and you won't have to worry
about reservations.

1412
01:27:49,510 --> 01:27:54,210
You come back any time
that you're ready tomorrow.

1413
01:27:59,850 --> 01:28:02,020
Come on, now.

1414
01:28:06,630 --> 01:28:10,730
It's just been so long since
we've been nice to each other...

1415
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,960
and I was forgetting
what it felt like.

1416
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:21,870
Well, let's just keep being
nice to each other, hmm?

1417
01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:23,870
How about that?

1418
01:29:00,310 --> 01:29:02,310
Hi, Gladys.

1419
01:29:05,910 --> 01:29:08,380
<i>- Hey.
- Hey, kid.</i>

1420
01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:09,880
I didn't know
you were visiting.

1421
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:12,150
Lee invited me for the day.
I heard about Rose.

1422
01:29:12,190 --> 01:29:13,550
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

1423
01:29:13,590 --> 01:29:15,690
Thanks.

1424
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:17,790
Where's Lee?

1425
01:29:17,830 --> 01:29:20,790
He has his final fitting
for the Oscars.

1426
01:29:20,830 --> 01:29:24,260
Come out by the pool
when you've settled in.

1427
01:29:25,130 --> 01:29:26,870
Hey, Bob?

1428
01:29:28,070 --> 01:29:30,640
- What's going on?
- What?

1429
01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:33,570
It just
feels weird.

1430
01:29:33,610 --> 01:29:35,840
Is there something
I don't know about?

1431
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,280
Well...

1432
01:29:43,990 --> 01:29:45,850
yeah.

1433
01:29:45,890 --> 01:29:48,790
Yeah.

1434
01:29:48,820 --> 01:29:53,130
Last night... you know,
the kid that he... Right?

1435
01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:57,930
Cary, I think his...

1436
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,500
We should move you to the Palm
Springs house this afternoon.

1437
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,530
Let's wait
in the den.

1438
01:31:39,130 --> 01:31:41,860
- I'm not calling him.
- So don't.

1439
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:46,330
I mean,
he's in the wrong.

1440
01:31:46,370 --> 01:31:48,770
<i>He should call me
and apologize to me.</i>

1441
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,570
<i>He fooled around
on you.</i>

1442
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,310
I mean, who's the injured
party here, guy?

1443
01:31:53,870 --> 01:31:56,040
I'm not calling him.

1444
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:57,710
So if his phone
doesn't ring,

1445
01:31:57,740 --> 01:31:59,210
it's probably you.

1446
01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,880
It's the only way
men learn.

1447
01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:02,510
Tell me.

1448
01:32:03,780 --> 01:32:06,920
<i>- I am not calling him.
- So don't.</i>

1449
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:10,190
You scumbag,
piece of shit...

1450
01:32:10,220 --> 01:32:12,590
fairy, fucking queen
cocksucker!

1451
01:32:12,630 --> 01:32:14,630
<i>- That's what I'm talking about!
- How dare you!</i>

1452
01:32:14,660 --> 01:32:17,260
<i>- Fucking A!
- How fucking dare you, Lee! I could kill you!</i>

1453
01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:20,200
<i>- I could fucking kill you!
- Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it, baby.</i>

1454
01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:24,700
He hung up.

1455
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,140
Whoo!

1456
01:32:26,170 --> 01:32:28,740
Oh.

1457
01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:34,280
Mr. Schnelker.

1458
01:32:34,310 --> 01:32:36,550
This is Scott Thorson's
brother, Wayne.

1459
01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:38,050
<i>Half-brother.</i>

1460
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:39,750
He's here
to help us.

1461
01:32:39,780 --> 01:32:41,550
Now as I said
on the phone,

1462
01:32:41,590 --> 01:32:43,590
Lee wants you to inform
Mr. Scott Thorson

1463
01:32:43,620 --> 01:32:45,290
his employment
has been terminated

1464
01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:47,960
and he must vacate
the apartment immediately.

1465
01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:49,760
Also, if possible,

1466
01:32:49,790 --> 01:32:51,760
we'd like you to convince
Scott to admit himself

1467
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,660
to a hospital
for treatment,

1468
01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:55,300
at our expense.

1469
01:32:55,330 --> 01:32:56,500
<i>Dorothy, June.</i>

1470
01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:59,170
Mr. Heller.
He's on the couch.

1471
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,570
Stay by the elevator.
Wayne?

1472
01:33:04,510 --> 01:33:06,280
Scott?

1473
01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:09,750
Scott?

1474
01:33:11,750 --> 01:33:14,320
Scott?

1475
01:33:14,350 --> 01:33:16,420
This is Tracy.

1476
01:33:16,450 --> 01:33:18,260
A private investigator.

1477
01:33:18,290 --> 01:33:20,860
He's come
to ask you to leave.

1478
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,690
Get out of my house!

1479
01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:27,830
Get out of my house!

1480
01:33:27,860 --> 01:33:31,500
<i>- I only came to help.
- I'm going to fucking get you out.</i>

1481
01:33:39,310 --> 01:33:41,440
- He's going to get a gun!
- Has he got a gun?

1482
01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:44,250
- He has two.
- Don't let him get the guns.

1483
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,910
Let's go, brother.

1484
01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:50,680
Stay back!

1485
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,390
Stay back,
don't you come in here!

1486
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:55,390
I'm calling the police!
I'm calling the police!

1487
01:33:55,420 --> 01:33:57,560
- Back off!
- Fine.

1488
01:33:57,590 --> 01:33:59,930
I wish you would
call the police.

1489
01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:02,060
Scott, if you would take
advantage of our assistance,

1490
01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:04,830
I'd be happy to call a
doctor and we can help you.

1491
01:34:04,870 --> 01:34:07,040
Just fucking
shut up!

1492
01:34:07,070 --> 01:34:08,840
- Do you want me to help you?
- Shut up!

1493
01:34:08,870 --> 01:34:12,040
Back off!
I will fucking hit you!

1494
01:34:12,910 --> 01:34:14,440
Hello, hello?
Hello.

1495
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:17,880
Yes,
I want the, uh...

1496
01:34:17,910 --> 01:34:19,950
<i>- I want the...
- Scott.</i>

1497
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:22,320
<i>- Who the fuck is this?
- Scott.</i>

1498
01:34:22,350 --> 01:34:23,780
Fucking don't!

1499
01:34:23,820 --> 01:34:26,690
I will call the fucking Mafia,
and they will come here

1500
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:29,420
and bring you to the desert
and fucking bury you!

1501
01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:32,090
Stay back!

1502
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:40,970
<i>Scott!</i>

1503
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,500
<i>Scott!</i>

1504
01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:43,800
I want to talk to Lee!

1505
01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:53,050
<i>I want to talk to Lee.</i>

1506
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,250
That's not
going to happen, Scott.

1507
01:34:58,050 --> 01:34:59,490
You know what?
Fine.

1508
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:02,860
If this is how he wants to
handle this kind of situation...

1509
01:35:04,190 --> 01:35:05,990
<i>then I want to leave.</i>

1510
01:35:07,490 --> 01:35:09,900
<i>But I am taking all of my
personal belongings with me.</i>

1511
01:35:09,930 --> 01:35:13,000
<i>All of them, Seymour,
or I will fucking sue you!</i>

1512
01:35:13,030 --> 01:35:16,600
Listen.
You have my word.

1513
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,770
If you vacate
the apartment now,

1514
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,140
you can come back
during the Academy Awards...

1515
01:35:21,170 --> 01:35:24,510
and I'll have all your belongings
ready for you to pick up.

1516
01:35:26,710 --> 01:35:28,750
<i>Wow.</i>

1517
01:35:28,780 --> 01:35:31,520
Stick it in
and break it off, huh?

1518
01:35:38,220 --> 01:35:40,920
<i>From the
Dorothy Chandler Pavilion</i>

1519
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:43,190
<i>in Los Angeles,
California...</i>

1520
01:35:43,230 --> 01:35:44,300
Wow.

1521
01:35:44,330 --> 01:35:48,230
<i>The 54th annual
Academy Awards!</i>

1522
01:35:56,210 --> 01:35:57,840
Wow.

1523
01:36:30,870 --> 01:36:33,980
Actually, though, it's
kind of a cokey piano.

1524
01:36:53,260 --> 01:36:54,830
<i>Is it true
that you and Liberace</i>

1525
01:36:54,860 --> 01:36:57,230
<i>made an oral agreement when you
first went to work for him</i>

1526
01:36:57,270 --> 01:37:00,430
<i>- and moved from Los Angeles to Las Vegas?
- Yes.</i>

1527
01:37:00,470 --> 01:37:02,300
You contend that
at some later date

1528
01:37:02,340 --> 01:37:03,840
after making
that oral agreement,

1529
01:37:03,870 --> 01:37:05,970
the oral agreement was put
into a written agreement

1530
01:37:06,010 --> 01:37:08,340
- prepared by attorney Joel Strote?
- Yes.

1531
01:37:08,380 --> 01:37:11,640
- Where he made certain promises to you.
- Yes.

1532
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:14,210
<i>- Did you ever sign that written agreement?
- Yes, I did.</i>

1533
01:37:14,250 --> 01:37:17,550
<i>- Did Liberace ever sign that written agreement?
- Yes.</i>

1534
01:37:17,590 --> 01:37:19,250
<i>Did you ever receive
a copy of it?</i>

1535
01:37:19,290 --> 01:37:22,290
Joel Strote
has my copy.

1536
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:26,290
<i>Was there ever any other written
agreement between you and Liberace</i>

1537
01:37:26,330 --> 01:37:28,690
<i>other than this one
prepared by Joel Strote?</i>

1538
01:37:28,730 --> 01:37:31,700
Yes. The will.
My will.

1539
01:37:31,730 --> 01:37:35,540
- Did you ever execute this will?
- Yes.

1540
01:37:35,570 --> 01:37:38,570
Did anyone witness
your executed will?

1541
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,940
When you mean
"executed", uh...

1542
01:37:41,970 --> 01:37:44,240
I didn't
sign it yet.

1543
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:48,610
- I mean--
- He doesn't understand "executed" to mean signing.

1544
01:37:48,650 --> 01:37:50,980
<i>What did you mean
when you said "executed"?</i>

1545
01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,950
Well, you mean,
did I ever sign it?

1546
01:37:52,990 --> 01:37:55,190
No, I never did.
No.

1547
01:37:55,220 --> 01:37:57,290
Why didn't you
ever sign it?

1548
01:37:57,320 --> 01:38:01,190
Because Liberace and I
were having problems.

1549
01:38:01,230 --> 01:38:03,990
What kind of problems?

1550
01:38:04,030 --> 01:38:06,560
I felt that he was
seeing other people.

1551
01:38:07,770 --> 01:38:11,030
Did you ever receive
a copy of this will?

1552
01:38:11,070 --> 01:38:14,770
<i>Joel Strote
kept my copy for me.</i>

1553
01:38:14,810 --> 01:38:16,910
<i>Was it your expectation
that you would become</i>

1554
01:38:16,940 --> 01:38:20,180
<i>- the legally adopted son of Liberace?
- Yes.</i>

1555
01:38:20,210 --> 01:38:22,380
<i>And continue in a sexual
relationship with him</i>

1556
01:38:22,410 --> 01:38:25,250
<i>- after the adoption?
- No.</i>

1557
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,980
<i>Is that when you thought
the sex would stop?</i>

1558
01:38:29,090 --> 01:38:31,190
Our relationship
towards later on

1559
01:38:31,220 --> 01:38:34,620
went from a sexual
relationship to...

1560
01:38:34,660 --> 01:38:37,590
Lee always thought of me
as more of a son.

1561
01:38:37,630 --> 01:38:39,560
We had our
sexual relationship

1562
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:41,060
in the beginning
of our relationship

1563
01:38:41,100 --> 01:38:44,170
and it was, more or less,
he thought of me as a--

1564
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:47,600
He wanted me to think of him
as a, as a father type image.

1565
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:51,570
He thought--
It's just so hard to explain.

1566
01:38:51,610 --> 01:38:53,380
<i>His duties were expanded</i>

1567
01:38:53,410 --> 01:38:56,850
<i>to be a road manager,
acting as a buffer for me...</i>

1568
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:01,580
you know, for various employees
in various hotels...

1569
01:39:01,620 --> 01:39:04,890
the fans, media,
answering the phone...

1570
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:08,020
answering knocks
on the door...

1571
01:39:08,060 --> 01:39:10,560
driving me from places
of engagement

1572
01:39:10,590 --> 01:39:13,700
where limousines
were not provided for me.

1573
01:39:13,730 --> 01:39:16,200
<i>Did you make a
gift of three bedroom sets</i>

1574
01:39:16,230 --> 01:39:18,970
<i>- to Scott Thorson?
- No.</i>

1575
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:21,440
<i>Did you make a gift of lamps
to Scott Thorson?</i>

1576
01:39:21,470 --> 01:39:22,740
No.

1577
01:39:22,770 --> 01:39:25,270
<i>Did you make a gift
of a water buffalo head,</i>

1578
01:39:25,310 --> 01:39:28,940
- mounted, to Scott Thorson?
- No.

1579
01:39:28,980 --> 01:39:30,610
Did you make a gift
of any furniture

1580
01:39:30,650 --> 01:39:34,410
<i>- to Scott Thorson?
- No.</i>

1581
01:39:34,450 --> 01:39:36,680
What reason do you have
for believing that

1582
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:38,820
the furniture and furnishings
you think of as gifts

1583
01:39:38,850 --> 01:39:40,620
were, in fact,
not gifts?

1584
01:39:40,660 --> 01:39:42,890
Well, this is what I do
with all my homes.

1585
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:46,060
I furnish all my homes
for people to use.

1586
01:39:46,090 --> 01:39:48,330
But that does not mean
they can take the furniture

1587
01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:49,930
with them
when they leave.

1588
01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:52,600
It's my property.

1589
01:39:52,630 --> 01:39:55,640
Did you make a gift of any
furs to Scott Thorson?

1590
01:39:55,670 --> 01:39:58,140
<i>- Yes.
- What furs?</i>

1591
01:39:58,170 --> 01:40:02,940
<i>Uh, a raccoon,
a black mink trenchcoat,</i>

1592
01:40:02,980 --> 01:40:06,350
<i>a leather
and black mink coat...</i>

1593
01:40:06,380 --> 01:40:09,550
<i>and um, that's it.</i>

1594
01:40:09,580 --> 01:40:12,890
And what other gifts have
you made to Scott Thorson?

1595
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:14,690
<i>Jewelry.</i>

1596
01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:16,960
<i>What form of jewelry?</i>

1597
01:40:16,990 --> 01:40:19,820
A ring with
his initial on it...

1598
01:40:19,860 --> 01:40:23,660
and two Krugerrands
made up the ring.

1599
01:40:24,730 --> 01:40:27,130
Gold chains.

1600
01:40:27,170 --> 01:40:31,270
Australian opal ring.

1601
01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:33,540
Bracelets,
things like that.

1602
01:40:33,570 --> 01:40:36,770
<i>Okay, first off, you
have to understand something.</i>

1603
01:40:36,810 --> 01:40:38,580
<i>You're not getting
any of your property back.</i>

1604
01:40:38,610 --> 01:40:39,840
<i>You're not getting a dime...</i>

1605
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:41,650
unless you sign
this agreement.

1606
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:43,310
- Do you understand?
- Yes.

1607
01:40:43,350 --> 01:40:45,120
All right.

1608
01:40:45,150 --> 01:40:47,280
You're going to get
$75,000 in cash,

1609
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,120
three of your cars,
three dogs

1610
01:40:49,150 --> 01:40:50,550
and all
your clothes.

1611
01:40:50,590 --> 01:40:52,360
$75,000?
That's it?

1612
01:40:52,390 --> 01:40:54,220
In return for the
money, the cars,

1613
01:40:54,260 --> 01:40:55,960
the dogs and the
personal property...

1614
01:40:55,990 --> 01:40:57,290
you're going to
sign over the title

1615
01:40:57,330 --> 01:40:59,230
of your Las Vegas home
on Laramore to Lee.

1616
01:40:59,260 --> 01:41:01,700
And that's estimated value
right now at $200,000.

1617
01:41:01,730 --> 01:41:04,000
<i>You're going to give over
all the contents to Lee,</i>

1618
01:41:04,030 --> 01:41:06,070
estimated at $50,000.

1619
01:41:06,100 --> 01:41:08,170
In addition,
you will be required

1620
01:41:08,210 --> 01:41:11,470
to sign over the titles
of your Chevrolet van,

1621
01:41:11,510 --> 01:41:13,580
the antique Cadillac
and your Auburn

1622
01:41:13,610 --> 01:41:15,240
to Mr. Liberace.

1623
01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:16,850
You will also give up
any other claims

1624
01:41:16,880 --> 01:41:19,950
against Mr. Liberace
of any kind in the future.

1625
01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:24,190
So assault, battery,
palimony-- out.

1626
01:41:24,220 --> 01:41:26,920
And you're going to sign
a clause prohibiting you

1627
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,360
from revealing the true
nature of your relationship

1628
01:41:29,390 --> 01:41:30,620
to anybody,
public or private.

1629
01:41:30,660 --> 01:41:31,960
This is the best
we could do?

1630
01:41:31,990 --> 01:41:36,460
They're shortchanging
me $250,000.

1631
01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:39,030
Well, there's nothing in here
about the jewelry he gave you,

1632
01:41:39,070 --> 01:41:40,770
- so you get to keep that.
- I had to sell the jewelry!

1633
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:44,910
- For what?
- For legal, uh, fees and other things.

1634
01:41:46,710 --> 01:41:49,710
I don't care...
what the judge says,

1635
01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:51,480
we were
fucking married!

1636
01:41:51,510 --> 01:41:54,450
Well, the law says
you weren't.

1637
01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:57,690
And a contract for sex
can't be enforced.

1638
01:41:57,720 --> 01:42:01,260
Scott, listen to me.
You're a drug addict.

1639
01:42:01,290 --> 01:42:03,320
<i>This is all
you're getting.</i>

1640
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:05,220
<i>Sign it.</i>

1641
01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,330
You know, I called
Billy Leatherwood.

1642
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:11,130
He got more.

1643
01:42:21,170 --> 01:42:23,140
Thank you.

1644
01:42:44,730 --> 01:42:47,730
<i>"At the tender
age of 16, I was seduced</i>

1645
01:42:47,770 --> 01:42:51,270
<i>by a blues singer
by the name of Bea Haven.</i>

1646
01:42:51,300 --> 01:42:54,170
<i>The thrill of making it
with an older woman diminished</i>

1647
01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:56,210
<i>as I grew older.</i>

1648
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:59,880
<i>Younger girls started to
represent more of a challenge...</i>

1649
01:42:59,910 --> 01:43:02,910
<i>probably because
of their innocence.</i>

1650
01:43:02,950 --> 01:43:06,850
<i>And then I met the woman who was
to be the love of my life...</i>

1651
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:09,020
<i>Sonja Henie."</i>

1652
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:30,810
<i>♪ It's beginning to look
a lot like Christmas... ♪</i>

1653
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:34,810
<i>♪ Everywhere you go ♪</i>

1654
01:43:34,850 --> 01:43:37,150
<i>♪ Take a look
in the Five and Ten ♪</i>

1655
01:43:37,180 --> 01:43:41,120
<i>♪ Glistening once again
with candy canes... ♪</i>

1656
01:43:41,150 --> 01:43:45,120
<i>- Hello?
- Scott, is that you?</i>

1657
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:48,490
Lee?

1658
01:43:48,530 --> 01:43:51,330
<i>How have you been, Scott?</i>

1659
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:53,000
I'm... fine.

1660
01:43:53,030 --> 01:43:54,860
I'm fine.

1661
01:43:54,900 --> 01:43:58,400
<i>And your health?
How are you feeling?</i>

1662
01:43:58,430 --> 01:44:01,040
Good.
I'm doing good.

1663
01:44:01,070 --> 01:44:06,040
<i>You sure everything
is all right?</i>

1664
01:44:06,070 --> 01:44:08,410
Lee, what's wrong?

1665
01:44:08,440 --> 01:44:12,210
<i>Well, you know, I guess
you heard the rumors.</i>

1666
01:44:12,250 --> 01:44:17,080
<i>I haven't been
feeling so well lately.</i>

1667
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:22,590
<i>I'm not my usual
spring chicken anymore.</i>

1668
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:28,260
<i>- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.</i>

1669
01:44:28,300 --> 01:44:30,700
I know how
you love it.

1670
01:44:30,730 --> 01:44:32,830
<i>You sure you're okay?</i>

1671
01:44:32,870 --> 01:44:34,870
Yes, I'm...

1672
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:39,610
It's all been checked.
I'm okay.

1673
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:45,580
<i>Would you
come and see me, Scott?</i>

1674
01:44:45,610 --> 01:44:47,650
<i>Come visit me.</i>

1675
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:49,680
Lee, I'm telling you,
I'm okay.

1676
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:53,220
<i>It's not that.</i>

1677
01:44:54,420 --> 01:44:56,320
<i>But would you just come
and visit me?</i>

1678
01:45:21,710 --> 01:45:23,350
Thanks.

1679
01:45:40,470 --> 01:45:43,330
I don't want you
to touch me.

1680
01:45:47,310 --> 01:45:49,710
I don't think
it matters, Lee.

1681
01:45:50,910 --> 01:45:52,640
<i>Still.</i>

1682
01:45:55,510 --> 01:45:57,780
You okay?

1683
01:46:01,420 --> 01:46:03,750
I'm so glad.

1684
01:46:07,190 --> 01:46:10,130
<i>Seymour got
a story out...</i>

1685
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:12,630
<i>that I just need
to rest.</i>

1686
01:46:15,630 --> 01:46:18,230
He works so hard
for me.

1687
01:46:27,580 --> 01:46:29,480
I just don't want
to be remembered

1688
01:46:29,510 --> 01:46:34,320
as some old queen...
who died of AIDS.

1689
01:46:40,020 --> 01:46:42,190
Promise me...

1690
01:46:44,130 --> 01:46:46,790
that you won't tell
anybody how I looked...

1691
01:46:48,260 --> 01:46:50,530
<i>when you came
to visit.</i>

1692
01:46:56,170 --> 01:46:58,710
I asked you here...

1693
01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:03,310
because I want you
to know...

1694
01:47:05,310 --> 01:47:08,320
you made me
the happiest.

1695
01:47:10,290 --> 01:47:12,690
<i>You did, Scott.</i>

1696
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,460
<i>Did I make you
happy?</i>

1697
01:47:20,530 --> 01:47:22,860
Yes.

1698
01:47:22,900 --> 01:47:25,260
Yeah.

1699
01:47:25,300 --> 01:47:27,230
The most happy.

1700
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:45,080
Just a little
something...

1701
01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:48,920
to remember me by.

1702
01:47:57,930 --> 01:48:00,500
<i>At 2:05 p.m. today...</i>

1703
01:48:00,530 --> 01:48:04,400
Liberace died
of cardiac arrest...

1704
01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:06,840
caused by
cardiac failure.

1705
01:48:06,870 --> 01:48:09,870
His body will be
taken to Los Angeles,

1706
01:48:09,910 --> 01:48:12,340
where it will be
prepared for burial.

1707
01:48:12,380 --> 01:48:14,550
In an unusual
twist of events...

1708
01:48:14,580 --> 01:48:16,410
the Riverside County
Health Department

1709
01:48:16,450 --> 01:48:18,420
has rejected
the death certificate...

1710
01:48:18,450 --> 01:48:21,420
by Liberace's attending
doctor, Ronald Daniels,

1711
01:48:21,450 --> 01:48:22,820
and has ordered
an autopsy.

1712
01:48:22,850 --> 01:48:27,220
This request
is unseemly.

1713
01:48:27,260 --> 01:48:29,690
Mr. Liberace died
of heart failure...

1714
01:48:29,730 --> 01:48:33,200
due to an anemia caused
by a watermelon diet.

1715
01:48:33,230 --> 01:48:36,430
The body has already
been embalmed!

1716
01:48:36,470 --> 01:48:39,740
With respect to Liberace's
family during this time,

1717
01:48:39,770 --> 01:48:43,170
we have asked that the request
for autopsy be rejected.

1718
01:48:43,210 --> 01:48:46,380
Since Mr. Liberace
has already been embalmed,

1719
01:48:46,410 --> 01:48:49,610
it was necessary
to take tissue samples.

1720
01:48:49,650 --> 01:48:51,510
Along with the medical
records of blood tests

1721
01:48:51,550 --> 01:48:53,950
during his recent stay at the
Eisenhower Medical Center...

1722
01:48:53,980 --> 01:48:57,920
it is the conclusion of the Riverside
County Health Department...

1723
01:48:57,950 --> 01:49:00,620
that Mr. Liberace
died of complications

1724
01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:02,590
due to the AIDS virus.

1725
01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:20,810
<i>Thank you
all for coming.</i>

1726
01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:22,840
<i>I think that what should be
remembered today</i>

1727
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:24,350
<i>is that Lee
was a great professional...</i>

1728
01:49:24,380 --> 01:49:26,680
<i>a great showman,
he loved his fans.</i>

1729
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:29,220
<i>But we should also
look to the future.</i>

1730
01:49:29,250 --> 01:49:30,980
<i>As a result
of the scholarship program</i>

1731
01:49:31,020 --> 01:49:33,420
<i>which he's established
through his foundation...</i>

1732
01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:35,590
many young people will have
a musical education

1733
01:49:35,620 --> 01:49:37,730
which they otherwise
could not afford.

1734
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:39,590
Thank you.

1735
01:49:41,930 --> 01:49:43,530
<i>My dear
people, let us begin</i>

1736
01:49:43,570 --> 01:49:45,330
<i>as we begin
all things holy.</i>

1737
01:49:45,370 --> 01:49:47,670
<i>In the name of the Father,
and of the Son,</i>

1738
01:49:47,700 --> 01:49:49,370
<i>and of the Holy Spirit.</i>

1739
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:50,600
<i>Amen.</i>

1740
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:52,940
The grace of our Lord
Jesus Christ...

1741
01:49:52,970 --> 01:49:56,280
the love of God, and the
fellowship of the Holy Spirit

1742
01:49:56,310 --> 01:49:57,680
be with you always.

1743
01:49:57,710 --> 01:49:59,450
And with your spirit.

1744
01:49:59,480 --> 01:50:01,410
<i>In the waters of baptism,</i>

1745
01:50:01,450 --> 01:50:03,750
<i>Liberace
died with Christ</i>

1746
01:50:03,780 --> 01:50:06,020
<i>and rose within
to a new life.</i>

1747
01:50:06,050 --> 01:50:07,650
<i>May he now share
with Him</i>

1748
01:50:07,690 --> 01:50:11,120
in eternal glory.

1749
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:13,490
Let us pray.

1750
01:51:13,250 --> 01:51:17,820
"To dream
the impossible dream

1751
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:23,130
To be better far
than you are

1752
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:30,330
<i>To try when your arms
are too weary</i>

1753
01:51:30,370 --> 01:51:34,740
<i>To reach
that unreachable star</i>

1754
01:51:36,070 --> 01:51:38,870
This is my quest

1755
01:51:38,910 --> 01:51:42,180
To follow that star

1756
01:51:42,210 --> 01:51:45,310
No matter
how hopeless

1757
01:51:45,350 --> 01:51:48,350
No matter how far

1758
01:51:48,380 --> 01:51:50,850
<i>To be willing to give</i>

1759
01:51:50,890 --> 01:51:53,420
<i>When there's
no more to give</i>

1760
01:51:53,460 --> 01:51:55,890
To be willing to die

1761
01:51:55,930 --> 01:51:59,590
So that honor and justice
may live

1762
01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:03,230
And I know

1763
01:52:03,260 --> 01:52:06,070
If I'll only be true

1764
01:52:06,100 --> 01:52:09,770
To this glorious quest

1765
01:52:09,810 --> 01:52:11,670
<i>My heart</i>

1766
01:52:11,710 --> 01:52:14,710
<i>Shall lie peaceful
and calm</i>

1767
01:52:14,740 --> 01:52:18,610
When I'm laid
to my rest."

1768
01:52:38,630 --> 01:52:41,670
Thank you.
Thank you.

1769
01:52:41,700 --> 01:52:45,400
<i>You have made me
the happiest piano player</i>

1770
01:52:45,440 --> 01:52:47,310
<i>who has ever lived.</i>

1771
01:52:47,340 --> 01:52:49,710
And no matter what,

1772
01:52:49,740 --> 01:52:53,680
I still believe
and always will...

1773
01:52:53,710 --> 01:52:56,580
too much
of a good thing

1774
01:52:56,620 --> 01:52:59,150
<i>is wonderful!</i>

1775
01:53:21,740 --> 01:53:24,390
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1776
01:54:21,600 --> 01:54:23,700
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1777
01:54:23,730 --> 01:54:27,530
<i>I love you
not only for what you are,</i>

1778
01:54:27,570 --> 01:54:30,770
<i>But for what I am
when I'm with you.</i>

1779
01:54:30,810 --> 01:54:35,910
<i>I love you not only for What
you have made of yourself,</i>

1780
01:54:35,940 --> 01:54:39,610
<i>But for what
you are making of me.</i>

1781
01:54:39,650 --> 01:54:43,380
<i>I love you for ignoring
the possibilities</i>

1782
01:54:43,420 --> 01:54:46,620
<i>Of the fool in me</i>

1783
01:54:46,660 --> 01:54:49,820
<i>And for accepting
the possibilities</i>

1784
01:54:49,860 --> 01:54:52,290
<i>Of the good in me.</i>

1785
01:55:00,370 --> 01:55:03,100
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1786
01:55:03,140 --> 01:55:06,070
<i>I love you
for closing your eyes</i>

1787
01:55:06,110 --> 01:55:09,510
<i>To the discords in me</i>

1788
01:55:09,540 --> 01:55:12,780
<i>And for adding
to the music in me...</i>

1789
01:55:12,810 --> 01:55:15,550
<i>by worshipful listening.</i>

1790
01:55:17,750 --> 01:55:19,950
<i>I love you
for helping me</i>

1791
01:55:19,990 --> 01:55:22,350
<i>to construct of my life...</i>

1792
01:55:22,390 --> 01:55:25,590
<i>not a tavern
but a temple.</i>

1793
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:32,300
<i>I love you because
you have done so much...</i>

1794
01:55:32,330 --> 01:55:35,730
<i>to make me happy.</i>

1795
01:55:35,770 --> 01:55:39,040
<i>You have done it
without a word...</i>

1796
01:55:39,070 --> 01:55:41,210
<i>without a touch,</i>

1797
01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:43,980
<i>without a sign.</i>

1798
01:55:44,010 --> 01:55:48,850
<i>You have done it
by just being yourself.</i>

1799
01:55:50,020 --> 01:55:53,320
<i>Perhaps, after all...</i>

1800
01:55:53,350 --> 01:55:56,750
<i>that is what love means</i>

1801
01:55:56,790 --> 01:55:59,690
<i>And that is why...</i>

1802
01:55:59,730 --> 01:56:01,660
<i>I love you.</i>

1803
01:56:01,830 --> 01:56:04,920
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