1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,995 It was really weird going back there. It was exactly the same. 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,310 - Remember Dougie? - Doughnut Dougie? Dougie Doughnuts? 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,198 - He's had a heart attack. No-one told me. - Oh, my God. Is he dead? 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,111 I think so. Nobody seems to really know. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,397 Ohh. Do you miss it? Do you wish you still worked there? 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,516 Do you know what? Not at all. I really don't. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,079 I won't have to come up again for ages. 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,469 - Probably not for another six months. - Oh, that's good. 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,755 It's like the olden days, this, isn't it? 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,831 Me down here, you up there. 11 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,717 - It's only one night. - I know that. 12 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,712 I just mean it's like it used to be when we first met. 13 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,756 Yeah. God, all them phone calls. 14 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,149 - And the phone sex. - That was good, though, wasn't it? 15 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,958 - Yeah. - What you wearing? 16 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,598 (LAUGHS) 17 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,238 So you going out with Smithy later, then? 18 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,753 I don't know. Maybe. 19 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,229 - It won't be a late one. - Don't get drunk now, will you? 20 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,833 You've got to drive back in the morning. 21 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,275 I'll be home by midday. It's not starting till 3.00, is it? 22 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,989 I know, but you've got to put your suit on and your shoes and belt and everything. 23 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,832 - How's Nessa feeling? - She's all right. 24 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,717 We're just having a girly night in with Bryn. 25 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,598 You know, bleaching and shaving and general wedding prep. 26 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,717 I just can't believe she's getting married. Can you? 27 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,155 Less than 24 hours to go now, babe. 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,757 Right. That's the base coat. Let that dry a minute. 29 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,718 Now, are you sure you want them black? 30 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,268 - Yeah. It's stylish. - Is it, though? I mean... 31 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,430 Oh, Stace. Stop stressing me out. 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,796 I think what Stacey means, Ness, is it's not very bridal. 33 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,348 - Well, I'm not very bridal. - Oh, yes, you are. 34 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,876 I tell you what. Why don't we paint the toenails black? 35 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:38,236 That way you retain a certain sense of individuality, 36 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,436 a sense of ''Ness-ness''. 37 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,033 But you keep it hidden away. 38 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,236 No. Stick to the plan, Bryn. 39 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,959 I want ''Nessa'' painted on my left foot, ''David'' on the right. 40 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,679 But you always call him ''Dave''. You never call him ''David''. 41 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,751 I do when he's sucking my toes. 42 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,878 There we are. All done. 43 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,190 - Oh, Mum. That looks lush. - That looks lovely, Gwen. 44 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,475 - What shoes will you wear with it? - What? 45 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,994 (LAUGHS) Joking, I am. 46 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,957 (CHUCKLES) Oh, right. 47 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,837 Are you sure you don't want to try it on? 48 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,593 No need. If you got the measurements right it'll be fine. 49 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,114 If not, you'll ruin my day. Simple as. 50 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,229 What? 51 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,392 It's just so nice having you here without Stacey. 52 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,390 - Pam! - Mum! 53 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,835 Not like that. I love Stacey. 54 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:32,072 It's just... Oh, I don't know. I just feel I've got you back all to myself. 55 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,434 Just for tonight. 56 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,476 There's my little prince, my handsome king 57 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,915 and me in the middle, the Duchess of Cornwall. 58 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,389 Oh, yeah. And here comes the court jester. 59 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,879 - What's that? - Nothing. 60 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,235 Right. I am done. 61 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,799 BOTH: Romeo Dunn. 62 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,677 I should think so. It's quarter to eight. 63 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,990 - He didn't start till 4.00. - How come? 64 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,832 Slept in. Didn't wake up till 3.30. 65 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,114 What were you doing last night? 66 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,236 Playing Rock Band with Rudi. It's amazing. 67 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,550 We're thinking about forming a proper band - a group. 68 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,473 I've done your dinner, sweetheart. It's in the oven. 69 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,869 - Cheers. I can get it. - You sure you don't want any veg? 70 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,269 I had a banana earlier, so I'm all right. 71 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,796 I'm going to get a bath and a face pack, ready for tomorrow. 72 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,313 Yeah, we'll clear this up. 73 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,119 It's a shame you're not going to be there, Smithy, at the wedding. 74 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,758 - Is it? - Well, yeah. 75 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,832 It doesn't feel right somehow. What are you gonna do with yourself? 76 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,115 I'll pick up Neil, my boy, and take him to Jungle Jim's. 77 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,792 You know, the kids' play centre thing. 78 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,348 - Bit young for that, isn't he? - Nah, I checked it out on Monday. 79 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,159 They've got a little preschool bit, you know - soft toys, little train. 80 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,593 It'll be nice. 81 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,034 What? Have I got a bogey? 82 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,712 No, darling. You're fine. 83 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,718 So it's right, together. Left, together. 84 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,315 Right, together. Left, together. 85 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,516 OK. You have a go. 86 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,275 - No, no, no. Not like that. - You're going too fast! 87 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,316 You're not doing ''together,'' only ''right, left''. 88 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,517 I don't see the point. Why am I stopping for? 89 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,034 I never walks like that. I'm going from A to B, that's all. 90 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,599 Why've I got to look like a dick? 91 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,716 Well, I don't think you do look like a dick, Ness. 92 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,438 Well, I feels like a dick, Bryn. 93 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,398 - Hola! - Hiya, love. 94 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,789 Sorry it took so long. It was packed in Morrisons. 95 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,077 Always is on a Friday, Jase. A lot of people doing their big shop. 96 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,673 I won't go near the place on a Friday. 97 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,796 Me neither. Won't give them the satisfaction. 98 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,952 Where do you shop in Spain, Jase? Do they have supermarkets out there? 99 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,713 Yeah, it's Spain, not the Third World. 100 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,199 Oh, Jase, enough jibber-jabber. 101 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,157 It's meant to be my hen night. What's the plan? 102 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,800 Well, I'm doing pizzas and garlic bread. 103 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,030 And I've got us a little film. 104 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,519 It's a new thriller 105 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,639 starring two-time Academy Award-winner Mr Kevin Spacey. 106 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,914 Cracking. 107 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,759 TV: Cooking doesn't get tougher than this. 108 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,991 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Oh, my Christ. Who's that? 109 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,594 - I'll get it. - I don't know, do I? 110 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,757 - Yes, Rudi Rudester. - All right, Gav? Is he here? 111 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,879 - Yeah, yeah. Smithy, it's Rudi. - Invite her in. Come in, Ruth. 112 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,918 No, you're all right, Pam. I forgot my keys. 113 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,399 I thought Mum was home tonight. 114 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,869 She is, but she's not answering. I think she's asleep. 115 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,439 I'll give you a lift in a bit if you want. 116 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,511 No, I'm fine. I've got my heelies. 117 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,398 - Sure you won't stay for a drink? - No, I'm fine, thanks, Mick. 118 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,790 I would come out to see you, Ruth, but I'm doing a face pack - 119 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,713 lavender and jasmine. 120 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,792 - Nice. OK. Well, I'll see you later. - Take it easy, Rudi. 121 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,351 - Oh, my God. You were right. - What? 122 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,556 - You are Welsh. - Eh? 123 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,232 Your accent - you're speaking Welsh. 124 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,311 - What you on about? - (MIMICS) What you on about? 125 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,073 - Shut up. - (MIMICS) Shut up. You're a traitor. 126 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,232 You've betrayed your roots. You'll be playing rugby next. 127 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,197 - (LAUGHS) Told you! - (LAUGHS) See you later. 128 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,077 - Did you get a card? - What? 129 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,593 - For Nessa. - Yeah. 130 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,114 - Cool. See you, Gethin. - (LAUGHS) 131 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,156 - Got a card for Nessa? - Yeah, why? 132 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,117 Nothing. 133 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,478 I really don't understand why you've got to have Neil tomorrow. 134 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,959 What? 135 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,395 Yeah. Why doesn't Nessa want the baby at the wedding? 136 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,392 I dunno. She watched her own mother get married nine times or something. 137 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,710 - To three different men. - Oh. 138 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,836 - Ohhh. - Oh, I see. 139 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,718 TV: Not ready for it to stop yet, but I'm afraid it's going to have to. 140 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,598 Do you want to go out? Chinese and Budgie are down at the Stag. 141 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,910 They have a DJ on Friday and Saturday nights now. 142 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,470 - Nah. - Oh, come on. Come out. 143 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,755 Get your groove on, yeah? 144 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,958 Ooh. (CLICKS FINGERS) That feels good. 145 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,793 Get on down at the Stag and Hound... 146 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,031 Cos Stacey's away, them mice gonna play. 147 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,839 - What are you doing? - I don't know. Let's not bother. 148 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,673 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV) 149 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,275 So he was Keyser Söze the whole time? 150 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,920 Yeah. And he didn't really have a limp at all. 151 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,639 - He was putting it on. - That's very clever. 152 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,870 Very clever. 153 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,394 How do they think these things up, Gwen? 154 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,916 - I know. They just do. - Yeah. 155 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,390 I've seen it three times now. I still didn't think it was gonna be him. 156 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,199 He's a good bloke, Kev. I've got a lot of time for him. 157 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,555 - He loved you, didn't he, Stace? - Yeah. 158 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,359 But imagine if I'd married him. I'd have been Stacey Spacey. 159 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,839 - (ALL CHUCKLE) - (PHONE RINGS) 160 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,718 On that note, I'm gonna turn in. Jase, you coming over now? 161 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,358 Yeah, OK. 162 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,157 Hello? Oh, hiya, Dave. How are you feeling? 163 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,151 Yeah, I'll get her now. 164 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,390 - Ness, it's Dave. - What's he want? 165 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,948 - He wants to talk to you. - Ask him what he wants. 166 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,317 What was it you wanted, Dave? 167 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,799 He says he's missing you, sugar tits, 168 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,555 and wants to hear your lovely voice before you become his bride tomorrow. 169 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,949 Fair play. Hand him over. 170 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,594 All right, Dave? How's it going? All right? 171 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,240 All right, Ness. How's it going? All right? 172 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,753 Oh, Gwen, give us a minute. 173 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,432 Of course, love. 174 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,953 My old man there yet? 175 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,713 Yeah, just having a little game of cards with him and Noel. 176 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,518 - Cracking. - Pass the phone a minute. 177 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,958 Hiya, Ness. How's my little girl? 178 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,516 - Who's this? - It's your dad. 179 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,511 All right, Dad? What's occurring? 180 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,999 I'm good. I just come up. 181 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,832 Been doing a stint on Holby. Man in a coma. 182 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,672 - Ah. That's an easy one. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 183 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,557 They seemed happy with what I'd done. 184 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,631 I kept it simple, you know? Just lay there. 185 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,553 - Nice. - So, how you feeling about tomorrow? 186 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,471 Terrible. Nervous as shit. 187 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,552 I'd be nervous marrying him. The man's got blood on his hands. 188 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,393 Listen, I'll hand you back to him. See you tomorrow, sugar tits. 189 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,629 Here he is. 190 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,473 Only joking, Dave. I know they never proved nothing. 191 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,156 You all right, babe? What are you nervous about? 192 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,710 - Oh, this and that. Mainly Gwen. - Oh, what's she done now? 193 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,360 Well, she's finished the dress, like, but she won't do a fitting. 194 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,158 Christ knows what I'll look like tomorrow. 195 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,595 You'll look like an angel whatever you wears. 196 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,079 I'm gonna go now. Bye. 197 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,549 - Whoa! Hang on a minute. - What? 198 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,029 This time tomorrow you'll be my wife. 199 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,236 I know. I can't wait. 200 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,072 Sweet dreams, Miss Jenkins. 201 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,311 You too, Mr Coach. 202 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,437 Ooh! Sorry. Is that you, Ness? 203 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,114 - STACEY: No, it's me, Mum. - All right, love? Want a cuppa? 204 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,953 Yeah, OK. I'll be down now. 205 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,358 Oh, giving you gyp, is it, love? 206 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,795 No. It's just a bit stiff in the mornings. 207 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,916 Oh! That's what Trevor used to say. 208 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,958 Don't cheapen yourself, Gwen. You're better than that, come on. 209 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,439 Sorry, love. 210 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,636 You knocking me up an omelette for the journey, like? 211 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,392 Of course. I've got some onion, bit of ham. 212 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,756 - You can have cheese, tomato... - Oh, Gwen, cut the chatter. 213 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,513 I've got other things on my mind, like my forthcoming nuptials. 214 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,750 - Sorry, love. - That's OK. 215 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,310 I'll take the ham. Genuine. 216 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,958 Where've you been? I've been calling. 217 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,871 I'm sorry. I was just in the shower. 218 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,394 - Why haven't you left yet? - I'm just leaving now. 219 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,311 It's only 8.30. Mum, have you seen my keys? 220 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,231 - Mum? - Sorry, darling? 221 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,117 It's all right. I've got them. 222 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,272 Well, don't be long. I just want to see you, that's all. 223 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,395 I'm on my way. 224 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,318 Ohhh, Ness! It's all so exciting! Isn't it, Mum? 225 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,914 - What's that, love? - Good morning, one and all. 226 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,310 - Especially the blushing bride. - All right, Bryn? 227 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,597 - Hiya. You sleep OK on that sofa? - Like a log. 228 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,638 - Right. We ready, then? - Madam, your carriage awaits. 229 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,199 Or should I say Picasso? 230 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,679 - (BOTH LAUGH) - There you are, love. 231 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,594 - Cheers, Gwenno. - Oh, Ness. It's going to be immense. 232 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,796 - Are you excited? - I am, yeah. 233 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,950 It feels very emotional. 234 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,238 Come on, Bryn, let's hit the road. 235 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,949 ( 236 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,271 (SINGS ALONG) keeping me up all night... 237 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:55,951 (TOOTS HORN) 238 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:02,116 - (TOOTS HORN) - Hey-hey! (LAUGHS) 239 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,316 All right? All right? 240 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,916 (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY) 241 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,752 Can't hear you. 242 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,512 (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY) 243 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,791 (PHONE RINGS) 244 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,997 - Gables! Hey-hey! - All right? 245 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,594 - You stopping at Leigh Delamere? - I wasn't going to. 246 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,956 - Where you stopping? - I don't normally. I go straight through. 247 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,315 What, not even at Chieveley? You don't stop at Chieveley? 248 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,868 - No. - Chieveley's the best. It's insane. 249 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,279 - I've never been. - It's great. 250 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,193 - I took Lucy there for dinner once. - And you wonder why she left you(!) 251 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,397 (LAUGHS) Come on. Stop at Leigh Delamere. You'll get to see Neil. 252 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,630 OK. Just for five minutes. 253 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,119 In a bit. 254 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,670 ( 255 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,628 Hey, hot dog! 256 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,312 Bryn burger! 257 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,231 How you doing? 258 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,596 Ohhh! Ho, ho, ho! 259 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,877 And who's this little nugget? What a treat! 260 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,350 We just passed each other on the motorway. How are you, Ness? 261 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,953 - Tidy. - We had a lovely run down. 262 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,271 - I just stopped at Leigh Delamere. - Takes her mind off the big day. 263 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,475 I saw Smithy and thought... 264 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,711 I'll be literally five minutes and then I'm heading off again. 265 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,233 OK. 266 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,389 Love you. 267 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,708 All right? 268 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,153 Yeah. 269 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,800 I've got a couple of changes of clothes in there for him. 270 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,110 - Yeah? - And his special blanket. 271 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,112 Oh, you've got your special NuNu blanket! 272 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,031 (LAUGHS) Have you got your NuNu? 273 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,031 He's not been sleeping well the last few nights, 274 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,111 so you may want to stay with him till he gets off. 275 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,679 Yeah. Yeah, course. 276 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,718 - What are you gonna do with him? - Oh, just hang out and stuff. 277 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,677 Me and Rudi will take him to Jungle Jim's. 278 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,751 We're gonna have fun, aren't we? 279 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,757 Come on, then, little fella. 280 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,434 Come have a holiday with your daddy, eh? 281 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,873 We'll be back next week. 282 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,518 And I've put his mobile in there, 283 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,273 so get him to give me a ring, just so I can hear his voice. 284 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,793 Yeah, of course. 285 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,599 We'll be fine, you know. We'll be fine together. 286 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,272 I know. 287 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,989 Well, all the best for today. Got good weather for it. 288 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,150 I've got you something, actually, in the car. 289 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,231 Sorry - Bryn, will you take... 290 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,358 It's not anything big or nothing. It's just... 291 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,714 Oh. Cheers. 292 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,273 Thanks. 293 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,989 I ain't got one of just me and him, so, er... 294 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,835 Look, when you get back, we'll work out some kind of routine, you know? 295 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,672 Bit more of a structure to everything, 296 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,751 now that you and Dave are getting married. 297 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,833 He's not replacing you or nothing, you know - Dave. 298 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,638 I never thought he was. 299 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,119 No. 300 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,914 There's only one of you, isn't there? 301 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,638 Have a good one. 302 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,151 - Cheers, Bryn. - Oh! There you go. 303 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,515 - Drive safe. - Right, Gav, see you there. 304 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,592 Ness, let's get you home and get you married. 305 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,591 See you. 306 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,155 (ENGINE STARTS) 307 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,951 - You all right, mate? - Yeah, I'm good. 308 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,554 - I'm gonna get a tea. Do you want... - No, I can't. 309 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,552 - I really got to get back. - (PHONE RINGS) 310 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,358 Babe, I'm getting in the car right now. 311 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,271 - Just go. Go on. - I know. 312 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,588 I really was only five minutes. 313 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,194 Yeah, OK, but I don't see what the rush is. 314 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,714 We got loads of time. Nessa's only just left. 315 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,756 - OK. - See you, mate. 316 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,149 (ENGINE STARTS) 317 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,913 ( You Got The Love) 318 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,560 throwing my hands up in the air 319 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,679 320 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,072 ''Lord, I just don't care'' 321 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,711 to see me through 322 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,839 the going is just too much 323 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,630 324 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,952 life is just too much 325 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,476 to see me through 326 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:34,079 327 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,913 328 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,870 I know my saviour's love is real 329 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,997 330 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,232 You got the love... 331 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,712 - Hiya. - I gotta talk to you. 332 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,829 (TURNS CAR ALARM ON) 333 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,632 Babe... 334 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,472 - What's the matter? - Sorry, Mum. 335 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,555 - Stacey, what's going on? - Sit down a minute. 336 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,710 Right. 337 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,870 The thing is, you know we went to see the... 338 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,599 God! Look, you know how much we really want... 339 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,399 Oh! (SIGHS) Gav, I can't... 340 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,754 Stace, what's the matter? 341 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,990 - (SIGHS HEAVILY) - Just tell me. 342 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,196 (SIGHS) God... Something's happened. 343 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,271 - I don't want to tell you, because... - What? 344 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,873 It's nothing bad. It's... 345 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,518 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 346 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,672 Oh, my God. 347 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,552 There's 34 of them. 348 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,676 I know it's expensive, but I wanted to be sure. 349 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,830 - You're not cross, are you? - Cross? Why would I be cross? 350 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,956 - You know what this means. - Yeah. 351 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,837 - I'm pregnant! - My balls work. 352 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,275 - We're going to have a baby! - My balls work! 353 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,713 - My balls work! - (LAUGHS) 354 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,919 355 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,194 This is amazing. 356 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,429 - I've got to tell Mum. - Not yet. 357 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,192 Let's get the wedding out of the way first. 358 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,316 GWEN: Stay! Nessa's back. 359 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,197 OK. 360 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,713 I love you so much. 361 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,030 I love you too, baby. 362 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,432 - BOTH: It's just the way it is. - (PHONE RINGS) 363 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,794 Smithy. 364 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,077 - Oh, Gav, we've got to get ready. - Yeah. 365 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:31,119 You got the love 366 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,316 367 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,960 (GURGLES) 368 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,993 Come on, then. 369 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,511 Here she is. 370 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,750 ALL: Ohh! 371 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,469 Ness, you look absolutely gorgeous. 372 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,039 I know. I feels it. 373 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,917 And you definitely want to wear the boots? 374 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,035 Yeah. They're comfy. 375 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,758 Why suffer? 376 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,193 Jase? 377 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,953 I've never seen anything quite like it. 378 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,837 Gave? 379 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,388 Speechless. Absolutely speechless. 380 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,994 Tidy. Is Dad here yet? 381 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,275 Yeah. He just pulled up. He's outside with Bryn. 382 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,954 Right. Let's get this show on the road. 383 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,917 (CAR HORNS HONK REPEATEDLY) 384 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,999 Oi! Great place to stop, mate! 385 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,996 Don't know what you're smiling at. 386 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,038 - This is all your fault, this. - (COOS) 387 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,317 ''Lord, I just don't care'' 388 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:44,076 to see me through... 389 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,108 What, and you're travelling in there as well? 390 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,872 - Yeah! - And the bridesmaid. 391 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,949 I'm going on the beanbag. 392 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,439 It just don't look too safe to me. 393 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,794 It's perfectly safe. 394 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,235 Ness, you sure you wouldn't be safer actually in the car? 395 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,357 No. Bryn, how many times do you get married in this life? 396 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,998 Twice? Three times? 397 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,275 I wanna do it in style. 398 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,828 Come on, Dad. Help me up. 399 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,399 Oh, Gwen, I want to say something. 400 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,469 Yes, love? 401 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,279 There's a lot of people been asking if my mother will be there today, 402 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,716 at the wedding, like, and I said, ''Yeah, she will, as it goes. 403 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,631 ''Cos my mother's called Gwen.'' 404 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,798 That's you, not Gwen from Budgens. 405 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,600 Just wanna say thanks for everything, Gwen. 406 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,557 I'd have been lost, if truth be told. 407 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,196 Right. Dad, come on. Let's do it. 408 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,918 This is so exciting! 409 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,070 Whoo! Whoo! 410 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,470 How are you? Nice to see you. Cheers. 411 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,993 - Hi, Dave. - Cheers, Dor. 412 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,355 Go on. Help yourself to a seat. 413 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,590 - Hiya. - Hiya, Dave! 414 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,955 - Look at you! - Cheers, Pam. 415 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,598 Where's your best man? 416 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,069 Her name's Vanessa and she's on her way. 417 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,833 Oh, that's sweet. See you in there. 418 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,559 - Yeah, see you in a minute. - Right, Dave. 419 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,633 - Hi, Dave. Congratulations. - Cheers, John. Nice to see you. 420 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,513 How was that, then, girls? 421 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,875 Freezing. It was a stupid idea. 422 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,994 Right. Hiya, Ness. You're looking, er, very lovely. 423 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,356 Everyone's in there all set to go. Dave's looking handsome as ever. 424 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,431 So, if we're ready, I'll give him the nod... 425 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,669 No. 426 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,115 I want one final smoke as a single woman. 427 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,952 Dad? 428 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,429 (CHUCKLES) Go on, then. 429 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,080 - Vic? - Well, if we've got a few minutes. 430 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,991 Why not? 431 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,913 OK, we're in Wales now, 432 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,309 which is where you live. 433 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,470 Just because you live here 434 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,551 and your mum's Welsh, 435 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,838 when it comes to football, you're English, right? 436 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,229 You wanna play for England. 437 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,869 Don't end up like Ryan Giggs. You'll kick yourself. 438 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,472 ( 439 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,233 440 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:02,838 441 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,794 442 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,752 443 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,389 444 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,359 445 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,910 446 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,309 447 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,160 448 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,118 449 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,272 450 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,591 451 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,238 All right, Dave? 452 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,958 You look amazing. 453 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,235 Cheers. 454 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,037 We are gathered here today to witness the marriage between 455 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:03,477 Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins and David Lloyd Gooch. 456 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,635 457 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,792 458 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:18,237 And now Michael Shipman will read David's favourite poem. 459 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,918 ''Stop all the clocks 460 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,355 ''Cut off the telephone 461 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,149 ''Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone 462 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,756 ''Silence the pianos and with muffled drum 463 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:39,197 ''Bring out the coffin Let the mourners come.'' 464 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,197 We all have, as it were, our song... 465 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,236 466 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,471 467 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,834 468 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,957 If anyone knows any just cause or impediment 469 00:23:55,040 --> 00:24:00,114 why Vanessa and David should not be joined together in holy matrimony, 470 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,397 ye are to declare it now. 471 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,118 (EXHALES) That's always a hairy moment. 472 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,913 - (DOOR OPENS) - Am I too late? 473 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,831 No, we're just getting to the important bit now. 474 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,672 Grab yourself a seat. 475 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,955 Vanessa and David... 476 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,553 No, wait. 477 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,756 - Has it happened - him and her? - GAVIN: Smithy... 478 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,308 - Is it signed? Is it done? - Mate, what are you doing? 479 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,515 Come on. This is our day now. 480 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,830 Is there something you wanted to say? 481 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,997 Yeah. 482 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,957 No. 483 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,519 I don't know. 484 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,031 I'm a bit confused, to be honest. 485 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,678 I know what you're all thinking - 486 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,797 like this is some big romantic gesture, 487 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,792 like I'm declaring my love for her or something, but I'm not. 488 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,311 In fact, the weirdest thing is, if anything, 489 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,072 a lot of the time you repulse me. 490 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,195 (GASPING) 491 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,396 No... Honestly, it's not like that. 492 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,630 I know that doesn't offend her. It doesn't, does it? 493 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,314 Cos I know you feel exactly the same about me, right? 494 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,393 Yeah. He's right. A lot of the time, I find him disgusting. 495 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,515 See? 496 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,992 And yet we have these moments. 497 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,229 These weird moments, these things in common. 498 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,679 And we've got him. 499 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,109 And if you're marrying Dave just so you've got a father for your son, 500 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,478 someone to help you and support you and be around, 501 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,994 I'm saying you've already got that. 502 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,955 Me. I can be those things. 503 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,716 I just think if you're marrying him, 504 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,995 you should do it for the right reasons. 505 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,031 You should do it cos you love him. 506 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,760 But I don't think you do. 507 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,159 Well? Do you love him, Vanessa? 508 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,639 Do you love David? 509 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,551 Yeah. 510 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,868 I do. 511 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,757 Really? 512 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,909 Yeah. 513 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,513 OK. 514 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,709 No, you don't. 515 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,994 Oh, heck. 516 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,674 What are you on about? 517 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,751 He's right, Ness. 518 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,718 It breaks my heart to admit it, but I don't think you do love me. 519 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,396 I think this last year I've been kidding myself. 520 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,837 Every time I'd tell you I loved you, you'd say, ''I know.'' 521 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,469 And I thought you were saying you loved me too, but you weren't. 522 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,473 You were just saying, ''I know.'' 523 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,909 I know. 524 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,871 No hard feelings, eh, Dave? 525 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,431 It's been a blast, sugar tits. 526 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,911 NESSA: Gav, what time is it? Famished, I am. 527 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,434 Me too. Are we getting this takeaway or what? 528 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,556 Yeah, I'll ring 'em now in a minute. 529 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,949 ''Now in a minute''? How can that possibly make sense? 530 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,270 You're either doing it in a minute or now. It can't be both. 531 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,318 Yeah - I'm gonna ring the Chinese now in a minute. 532 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,628 That makes sense, doesn't it? 533 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,554 Oh, Stace, I don't care. I just want you to order the damn Chinese. 534 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,552 - All right? - We're deciding on food for tonight. 535 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,755 Yeah. What's occurring? 536 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,671 - Ooh! Welsh person! - (LAUGHS) 537 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,795 What? Oh, no! 538 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,836 - Forget that even happened. - You're Welsh. 539 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,388 - Don't make a big thing out of it. - You are. You're Welsh. 540 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,836 No. Wait. It doesn't make me Welsh just because I said... 541 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,195 I didn't just say that. It don't make me Welsh. 542 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,713 - I'm telling you... - (LAUGHS) 543 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,552 ( 544 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,471 I'll wait by the window for you 545 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,948 546 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,279