1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,639 Hiya. All right? 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,439 Yeah, how are you? 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,159 Fine. I'm good. 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,000 You? Yeah, thanks. 5 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,599 So what...? So when do you...? Sorry... No, go on. 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,640 I just wondered what you're doing. Well, I'm at work, aren't I? 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,959 Thanks for sending those clothes. 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,160 No worries. I was just about to run out of pants. 9 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,079 So I'll call you later, then. Yeah. 10 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,160 Promise? Yeah. 11 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,440 I love you. I love you. 12 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,239 For goodness' sake, nobody will see that, there's a bloody great bush out there. 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,279 Do you care that they are putting a phone mast just 68 feet from your back garden? 14 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,879 Do you even care about the fact that we're all gonna die? 15 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,359 Well, we ARE all gonna die eventually. 16 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:16,639 Yeah, not of brain cancer and tumour brains - brain tumours - cos that's what will happen. 17 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,159 I never had you down as an activist. 18 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:24,959 Someone's got to do something, Mick. Big Fat Sue's on the case already cos her conservatory overlooks the field. 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:30,199 So as soon as she sees anyone arrive, we're all gonna rush over and sit on the site in a silent protest. 20 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,759 And how's she gonna let you all know? By text. 21 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,519 But some people haven't got a good signal. They go round the back of the house to use their mobiles. 22 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,719 Yeah, shame that. A lot of bad signal round here. 23 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,239 We are the lucky ones cos Roy and Catherine only get reception in the bathroom! Ridiculous. 24 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,279 What's with all them signs in the window? Oh, my little prince... 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,479 It's your mother's campaign. All right? 26 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,759 Are you back for lunch? 27 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,519 No, I'm meeting Smithy at the pub. I forgot my wallet. Oh, that's nice. 28 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,159 Did you speak to Stacey today? Yeah. 29 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,759 How is she, all right? Yeah. Right. See you later. Bye! See ya. 30 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,959 I don't like seeing him like that. I know. 31 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,479 Mick... Ring Gwen. Pam... 32 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,439 Just to check she's all right. 33 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,439 Just to check she hasn't gone cos we've pushed her out. No, it's not. 34 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,959 I want to know what's going on. 35 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,520 He doesn't tell us anything! 36 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,479 It's nice having you both around. 37 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,479 I wish we were all under the same roof. 38 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,719 Stacey's at Bryn's, you're on an airbed. 39 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,319 And there's us thinking when Dad died you'd be clattering around on your own. No chance! 40 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,640 PHONE RINGS See? It doesn't stop. 41 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,999 Hello? Hi, it's Mick. Is your mum there? Oh, God, it's Stacey! 42 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,039 Hang up! Just hang up! Hang on! 43 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,639 Jason, sorry, how are you? 44 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,520 Thanks. Yeah. 45 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,239 Hello, Gwen, it's Mick. 46 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,479 Hiya, Mick. How's things? Well, we're all right, you know? 47 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,759 We're just a bit worried about the kids. I know. How's Gavin? 48 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,399 He's gone into his shell. I've never seen him like it. 49 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,479 (Has she lost any weight?) What? 50 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,239 (Has she lost any weight?) 51 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,959 Has she lost weight, Stacey? 52 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,919 Well, no. If anything, she's eating too much but I think that's the boredom. 53 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,559 (What did she say?) 54 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,639 (What? She's stuffing her face.) 55 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,439 Hello? Mick? 56 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,239 (Has she mentioned us?) 57 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,759 Yeah, yeah. (Is Gavin coming down?) 58 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,960 What? I didn't say anything, Gwen. 59 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Hang on. 60 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,759 Look, why don't you talk to her? (No! I'm not here!) 61 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,519 How's Pam bearing up? Is she all right? 62 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,359 Well, she's obviously very worried. 63 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,159 It's all she can think about, to tell you the truth. 64 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,039 MOBILE PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES 65 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,400 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,879 Mick, get off the phone! They're here! 67 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,319 It's Sue. The bastards are here! Hey? 68 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,039 Where's my fleece? Grab that banner. 69 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,359 Gwen, I'm gonna have to go, send our love to Stacey. 70 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,399 Mick! Will you get OFF the PHONE?! 71 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,279 OK. Goodbye. Goodbye. 72 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,279 MOBILE VIBRATES For goodness' sake, that was really rude, Pam. 73 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,759 False alarm. False alarm. 74 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,839 It's just someone come to read the meter. 75 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,440 LOUD ROCK MUSIC 76 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,199 All right? �19 I've put in here. I've only been in the feature twice. 77 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,839 Maybe it's time to walk away. 78 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,119 Then I've really lost the money, haven't I? 79 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,279 Come on, I've only got an hour and I've got to eat something. 80 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,320 Hang on. I've got four nudges. 81 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,319 Absolute joke. Brian, is this machine taking the piss? 82 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,919 Shut up, Smithy, you tosser. 83 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,799 I love that guy! 84 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,840 No pretence with him. Yeah, he's lovely. Right. 85 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,519 That's gone off. 86 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,159 This is Gavlar time. 87 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,999 Lay it on me. 88 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,839 Well, there's nothing really to say. 89 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,359 She's down there, I'm up here. It's not over, just... 90 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,119 Not a marriage any more. She's still my wife! On paper. 91 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,999 This is really cheering me up! 92 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,279 Hey, I'm no Jeremy Kyle, but I've known heartache, I know what it's like to lose the one you love. 93 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,279 I haven't lost her. And what did I do? 94 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,719 I got by with a little help from my friends. You need a night out. The boys are all in. 95 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,999 No, I just don't fancy it. Two words. Foam. Party. No. Why? Where? 96 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,599 Ritzy's. Definitely not. What?! 97 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,279 But you used to love the foam! 98 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:29,919 We even drove to Visage once, which is over an hour away, just cos you loved the foam so much! 99 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,439 That was eight years ago! Why do you still like it? 100 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,439 You know why. So you can touch up girls and they don't know who it is? Exactly. 101 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:40,359 Yes, please. Can I just get the fish and chips? 102 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,079 I'll have a tuna baguette, with onion rings instead of fries. 103 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,960 OK. Hang on a minute, whoa. 104 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,879 Yours comes with onion rings anyway, so give his chips to me. What? 105 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,039 Put his chips on my plate, and just leave him with the onion rings. 106 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,119 So you want fish and chips, and chips? 107 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,359 Yeah. But two actual portions. 108 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,439 Don't just put a couple of chips on the top cos I'll know. 109 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,719 I want two full portions. Right. Look, it's simple, right? 110 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:13,599 Basically plate it up as you would, with a baguette, the onion rings, the chips, right? 111 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:19,039 And then JUST before you come out, put his chips on my plate, got it? 112 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,680 Yeah. Great. 113 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:28,960 What? Sometimes I think if we met now, we would never be friends. 114 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,279 TELEVISION IS ON 115 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:36,719 DOOR BANGS Ah. Good morning! 116 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,079 Or should I say good afternoon? 117 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,239 Hiya! I didn't want to wake you this morning. 118 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,479 You looked very peaceful. Did you sleep all right? 119 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,039 Yeah, it was fine. It's just every night since you've been staying, 120 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,319 I go up to my bed wracked with guilt that you're down here on that! 121 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,639 It's fine. Honest. I got the telly, it's quite comfy really. 122 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,919 You know where the bed is if you want to swap. 123 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:06,199 Now I'm not being funny, and it is no odds to me, but are you at any point today planning to get dressed? 124 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,239 Oh, you're just as bad as Pam, you are. 125 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,159 Hey, hey, hey! I'm only asking! 126 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:14,119 I mean, as far as I'm concerned you can stay there as long as you like. 127 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:18,519 I just think it might do you good to have a little wash, that's all. 128 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,439 Clean body, clean mind, as my drama teacher used to say. 129 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,599 I'm sorry. 130 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,680 I will get up now. 131 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,639 How are you doing really? On the inside. 132 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,279 I'm fine. Deep down. 133 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,079 I'm fine. In here. 134 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,119 I'm OK. Really, I am. Are you missing him? 135 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,599 Cos I know that I am. 136 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,919 Every single day. 137 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,239 I don't want to talk about it, to be honest. 138 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,759 Right, you need something to occupy your mind. 139 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:59,359 Now, have you been online yet today? Cos there's a cracking new website. 140 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,439 It's called the You...Tube. 141 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,159 And you can watch all manner of thing on there, some of it quite cheeky. 142 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:11,319 The other night, for example, I watched three episodes of Desperate Housewives, 143 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,799 season one, back-to-back! 144 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,839 I've got the box set, of course I have, 145 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,399 but I dunno, I think there's something magical about watching it live. 146 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,359 Now, have you seen your mother today? 147 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,399 She called by with Jase. They're going to see Nessa in work. 148 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,760 Is that the arcade? No, in town. She's performing today. 149 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,080 Tidy. 150 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:40,999 Hiya, Ness. 151 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,879 All right, Gwen? Jase? Good, thanks. 152 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,519 How long have you been here? 153 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,239 What time is it? 154 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:51,239 20 past one. Three hours and 20 minutes. Well, are you stopping for lunch? 155 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:56,359 Oh, Gwen, I'm not being funny, but stick some money in the hat and I can talk to you proper then, like. 156 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,680 Yes! Of course. 157 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,920 Shake it. 158 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,999 Cracking. 159 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,720 So, what's occurring? 160 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,199 Oh! I'm on a break, all right?! 161 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,880 Don't take the piss! 162 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,959 Jase, when you back on the road? 163 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,319 Couple of days. It's been great being home, though. I missed the place. 164 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,679 I know, it does that to you, Barry does. Gets under your skin. 165 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,719 No matter how far away you go, it'll always pull you back. 166 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,719 Look at Stace. 167 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,919 How's she doing? She's not too good. 168 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,479 She don't want to talk about it, or anything else! 169 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,999 We're going to the bingo tonight. You coming? 170 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,759 Can I bring Dave? Yeah. You two are quite an item now, aren't you? 171 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:55,399 We're enjoying each other's company, Gwen, I'm not gonna lie to you. 172 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,439 He's a genuine bloke. Simple as. 173 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440 And while I remember... 174 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,079 ..happy belated birthday. 175 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,279 Just a little something from the both of us. 176 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,039 Oh, thanks, Ness! No worries. 177 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,439 I owed it you anyway for that Chinese, so it's not really a present. 178 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,439 But times are hard with a baby on the way. 179 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,519 Well, it's the thought that counts. I know. 180 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,319 OK, well, we'll see you later. 181 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,599 Unless you fancy joining us for lunch? Munchies. My treat. 182 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,400 No. I gotta get back to work. 183 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,039 Right, well, we'll see you later, then. 184 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,680 Great. See you then. Bye! 185 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:51,240 186 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,960 187 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:03,040 188 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:11,200 Gavin! Gave! Over here! 189 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,719 What's going on? Did you get my note? 190 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,439 Yeah, is everything all right? Yeah! Fncy a burger? 191 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,719 A couple of minutes for onions. Mum, I was worried! 192 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,119 Why? Look, it's Pete's fault! 193 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,559 Cos the note says, "Gavin, come to the hill now. 194 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,239 "I'm with your father. Come here urgently." 195 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,319 They are on their way. The mast. 196 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,799 Yeah, but I thought something had... Smithy, what are you doing here? Gavlar! 197 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,599 Pete, this burger is a dream. 198 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,719 See? He's not missing the onions. 199 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,399 I had a text off Big Fat Sue. 200 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,199 Shh! Don't call her that! 201 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,039 Her name's Su-san. 202 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,879 But you always call her Big Fat Sue! 203 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,719 Not to her face. Everything all right? 204 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,559 Yes, thank you, Susan. 205 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,279 See? Hi, Gav! Can I get you a drink? 206 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,119 We're going out. What time? 207 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:59,359 Have one, go back to yours, get changed, go out. OK, I'll have a beer, thanks. Yeah? 208 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:04,599 Sue? Big Fat Sue? Can we get Gavin a beer? Dawn! Don't call her that! 209 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,399 Why? Everyone else does. She loves it. 210 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,559 I always call her Susan. 211 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,679 Yeah, but it's like we call Japanese Margaret "Japanese Margaret". 212 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,079 That's because there's two Margarets, we do it to differentiate. 213 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,799 All right, son? Yeah. 214 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,319 I thought this was meant to be a silent protest. 215 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,600 I've been through it all with your mother, but if you can't beat 'em... 216 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,439 Every single one of them sausages has gone. Did you try one, Gav? 217 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:31,439 I didn't. Will you stop going on about those bloody sausages? Yes, they're organic. 218 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,879 Yes, the butcher made them with his own hands. 219 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,879 And yes, you can really taste the tarragon, but could you be any more boring? 220 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,639 Why do you always get like this after a couple of drinks? 221 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,719 Dawn, they were a triumph! You're an embarrassment! Me?! 222 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,999 I'm an embarrassment? Take a look in the mirror, you pre-op! 223 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,119 Dawn, there's no need for that! Come on! 224 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,199 Mum, aren't these the guys? 225 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:55,160 Right. Positions, everyone! Shh! Come on! Shh! 226 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,120 What you wearing tonight? Shhh! 227 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,639 That it?! It's just a sign, Mum. 228 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,199 All this for a sign? 229 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,240 Right! Bloody hell, Pam! 230 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:45,080 Well, that showed them, Pam! Up the revolution! 231 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,279 Mmm. 232 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,519 I never get tired of these omelettes, Gwen. 233 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,959 Good, cos sometimes I feel like it's the only thing I ever cook! 234 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,680 Mum? Have you seen my...phone? 235 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,680 Uncle Bryn. 236 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,519 Jason. 237 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:14,239 By the telly, love. That's a nice shirt. Thanks. 238 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,159 Is it Rocha.John Rocha? 239 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,240 Yes. 240 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,879 Are you sure you don't want anything? 241 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,719 No, I'll get something down there. 242 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,360 Right, well, I'd better get changed. 243 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,999 Girls?! Yeah? Dave will be here in a minute! Oh, whoa! 244 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,079 Dave? Dave? No-one mentioned Dave was coming. 245 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,320 Yeah. He's giving us a lift. 246 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,359 Ohhh. What's the matter? 247 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,279 You're letting him in, Gwen. 248 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,239 Getting his feet under the table. 249 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:49,680 Oh, Bryn. Do you know, sometimes I cannot work you out! 250 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,879 Jason, I need to talk to you. 251 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,599 What's wrong? Oh, God. 252 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,479 Uncle Bryn? It's about Dave. 253 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:06,159 Nessa's Dave? Dave Coaches? Yes. What? He knows. 254 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,639 What? He knows everything. How? 255 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,479 I told him. Bryn! 256 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,760 I'm sorry. Why? 257 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,879 I was on the island. 258 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,039 Alone. 259 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,599 I was playing crazy golf. 260 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,599 It was raining. I only stayed out there cos the rain covered my tears. 261 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,280 When was this? 262 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,559 Six months...after.... 263 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,599 I'd just finished the last hole, the one with the bridge and the little windmill. 264 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,119 I was heading back to the kiosk. 265 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,639 Dave worked there then. He could see I was upset. 266 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,919 All he did was ask me what was wrong and I told him! For God's sake. 267 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,599 Boy, did I tell him, everything. 268 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,999 What? Even about... Yes! Everything! 269 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,359 And now he's back in our lives, sitting in our house, eating our food, 270 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:55,719 drinking our squash, taking us the bingo in his bus, and I am freaking out! 271 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,799 I can't take it any more! I feel SICK! 272 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,039 Bryn! Pull yourself together, man! 273 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,240 Now, listen. 274 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,919 Do you think he's told Ness? 275 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:12,399 No. Anyone? No. Are you sure? Yes. He was sickened by the whole thing. 276 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,679 Right. Well, I tell you what we're gonna do. 277 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,480 We're gonna do nothing. 278 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,360 Cos what happened out there was perfectly legal in this country. Yes. 279 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,759 We're gonna have to hope and pray that Dave is as good as his word and keeps it to himself. 280 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,719 CAR HORN 281 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,319 Right. 282 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,079 Come on. 283 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,760 It'll be fine. 284 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,440 Jason? 285 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,680 Do you ever think about it? 286 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,320 Hey, gorgeous. Dave. 287 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,079 Did you miss me? 288 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,560 Always. Good boy. 289 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,719 All right, Gwen? Hiya, Dave. 290 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,999 Stace, you're looking nice. How's it going? 291 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,279 Oh, you know. Hi, Jason, all right? 292 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,320 Yeah, good, thanks. 293 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,679 Bryn! What a treat! 294 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,639 I didn't expect to see you, well, both of you, like, together, on the same trip, like. 295 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,039 Everything patched up then, is it? Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. 296 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,159 Right, welcome to Dave's Coaches. 297 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,319 Dave's the name, bingo's the game, so sit back, everybody, and enjoy the ride. 298 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,600 Eh, Ness? 299 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,759 What's Gavin up to tonight? 300 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,199 I dunno. I think he's going out with Smithy and the boys. 301 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,320 Oh, there we are, then. 302 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,160 Whey-hey! 303 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,880 But wait! Wait! Wait! 304 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,759 Wait, wait, what's it say? 305 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,559 "Back from the dead"? Yeah. 306 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,080 Was this your idea? Yes! 307 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,999 Well, it's not very funny. It's just a joke. 308 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,519 What, so my marriage is a joke now, is it? 309 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,239 Oh, don't... It's just a bit of fun! 310 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,199 Well, it's not funny. 311 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,679 Deano, you weren't even at the stag! 312 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,479 I know. Where'd you get the T-shirt? 313 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,279 I got it made. Right, well, take them off, all of them. What?! 314 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,160 Seriously, it's not funny. Take them off. 315 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,399 Told you, Smithy. 316 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,240 Dickhead. 317 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,680 Sorry, Gav. 318 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,319 Someone order a Chinese? 319 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,639 Not now, Alan. 320 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,839 Take the T-shirt off. 321 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,120 But I haven't got anything else to wear. Take it off! 322 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,759 Do you know, I've not been here for years. 323 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,439 I love a bit of bingo, me. Do they play bingo in Spain? 324 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,679 I think so. They've got a version of it, I don't know what it's called. Bingo. 325 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,639 Yeah, but what I'm saying is... 326 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,679 No. It's called "bingo". The Spanish as a nation really enjoy it. 327 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,999 With theirs, the numbers are pushed through the card rather than crossed off with a pen. 328 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,839 Other than that, it's exactly the same. Right, Stace? 329 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,679 Yeah, we cross them. They push them through! All right here? 330 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,720 Yeah, it's as good a place as any to set up camp. 331 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,120 I mean, base. I wasn't, you know... 332 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,879 All right, Bryn? 333 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,079 All right there, Dai? 334 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,919 Out with the family tonight, is it? Well, and Dave. Do you know David? 335 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,399 Oh, he's part of the family now, Bryn, come on! 336 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,399 Actually, he's not, Gwen. 337 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,039 All right, Dai? How's it going? 338 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,879 Dave. Dave Coaches Dave! 339 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,679 I don't know you, but you know my wife, Maria. From the clinic. 340 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,120 I'd send her your love, but we all know where that gets you. 341 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,760 Let's get this show on the road. 342 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,239 I mean, technically, Nessa's not family either. 343 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,079 But I'm happy to let that one go. 344 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:31,560 What is the matter with you tonight, Bryn? It's yours and mine, 69. 345 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,519 So the ball comes in, shook him off, brought it down, and twat, right in the stanchion. 346 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,439 I wish I'd been there. Where was ya? 347 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,159 I was on the phone to Stacey for about three hours, wasn't I? 348 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,559 Oh, mate. What's the latest? Hey! You told him about your goal? 349 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,959 Sounds incredible. Unbelievable, Gav. 350 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,599 He's chested it down, shook him off, rifled it, and bang! 351 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,239 Right in the stanchion. Have you seen Chinese? What? 352 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,879 He didn't have another shirt. 353 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,119 Or a coat. So he's wearing a bin bag. 354 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:10,279 It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Really? Yeah. 355 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:16,079 The bouncer's saying it's not proper clothing, and he's saying it is, and he's standing out there 356 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:21,479 wearing a bin bag! People are walking past, just looking at him wearing a bin bag! 357 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,199 Someone said, "Chinese, you're wearing a bin bag!" 358 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,040 Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! 359 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,719 Have you told him about your goal? 360 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,760 DJ: Only half an hour to go before we unleash the foam! 361 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,799 Danny La Rue, 62. 362 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,159 Red raw, 64. 363 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:06,239 Down on your knees, 43. 364 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,359 Two and five, 25. 365 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,959 Cheers. 366 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,999 Oh, Stace, I'm not being funny but that's the fifth time in the last 20 minutes. 367 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,039 What? Checking your phone. 368 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,799 Talk to him, or don't talk to him. Cut the dicking around, you're married. 369 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,079 I just don't know if I CAN ring him! 370 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,079 Like, am I allowed? Does he want to talk to me? 371 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,839 I just feel so separate. That's what happens when you separate. 372 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,759 It's like I got this lovely man, we live in a lovely house, with a lovely family. 373 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,759 If that doesn't make me happy, what will? You haven't got your own car. Mmm. 374 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,159 This reminds me very much of my time with John. 375 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,000 Prescott. 376 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,559 I had the lot. Flat in Westminster, full use of one of the Jags, 377 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,999 didn't even have to cook, had a little Filipino do it for us. 378 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,559 And a crackin' social life. 379 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,359 Many a night we'd have Dave Blunkett and his bitch round for dinner. 380 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,879 But I remember so clearly thinking this was not the life for me. 381 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:04,480 And I turned to them and I said, "I don't see the point." 382 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,159 Dave said neither did he. 383 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,639 He could be very dry. 384 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,439 I left that night and I never looked back, 385 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,799 cos I knew I'd only ever be happy in Barry. 386 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,359 How did John take it? 387 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,319 He took it bad. 388 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,199 He went mad, he did, shouting and fighting. 389 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,999 Next day he punched a civilian. 390 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,119 When I saw it on the telly I knew that punch was meant for me. 391 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:29,919 I just miss him so much. 392 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,559 I just miss her so much. 393 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,399 Is there no way you could just go and live down there? Dunno. 394 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,879 What would I do for work? 395 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,639 Mining? I'd never move to Wales. 396 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,599 Why? I don't like the accent. 397 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:47,799 Budgie, I was just saying to Smithy, and he said the same back, I can't wait for the foam. Yeah? 398 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,639 Come on, you pricks! The foam's coming, the foam's coming! 399 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,079 Smithy, I can't wait! Nor can I! 400 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,919 DJ: It's countdown! 401 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,159 Ten, nine, eight, 402 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,799 seven, six, five, four, 403 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,039 three, two, one... 404 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,680 CHEERING 405 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:19,280 and I won't know 406 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:28,240 I watched you go 407 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:36,320 I had not said 408 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:45,480 till it's madness in my head 409 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:54,400 how we were? 410 00:24:55,360 --> 00:25:02,320 screaming, blur 411 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:11,480 makes me sure 412 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:20,400 from walking out the door 413 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:28,120 414 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:37,280 been by far 415 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:44,120 smells of you... 416 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,079 MOBILE RINGS Gave? stay? Hello? 417 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,320 Gav? Gav, I can't hear you! Stacey? Wait there! 418 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,799 Stace? Can you hear me? 419 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,719 Stace, I miss you so much! Me, too! 420 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,279 This is ridiculous! 421 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,559 I know, I've gotta see you. 422 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,999 I hate this! When can I see you? 423 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,639 I dunno. Whenever you like! 424 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,719 I love you, Stacey. 425 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,599 I love you, baby. We're gonna be all right, aren't we? 426 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,519 Of course we are! 427 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,999 Of course we are! 428 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:27,160 I'll wait by the window for you 429 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,880 430 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:45,040 for you...