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AN ORIGINAL ROKU FILM
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Life is like a parody
of your favorite song.
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While you were thinking
know the words…
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Surprise! You don't know anything at all.
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Get out of the way!
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- Let's get out!
- Close the door.
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Let's get out!
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Damn it!
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Okay, that's enough.
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Time of death: 7:30 p.m.…
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Quickly! I need some paper.
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And an HB pencil.
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But maybe I will
a little hasty in the job.
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Why not start
from the beginning?
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All our gabardine suits
are at least 30%.
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Jenkins prepares to throw,
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and his decisive fastball is…
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President Nixon is on board Air…
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Dr Demento, Dr Demento…
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Rewind your radio!
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It's time for the Dr Demento Show,
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two hours of wild music
and crazy comedy
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- taken from our archives…
-Alfy!
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What did we say
about this nonsense?
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Mom, it's Dr. Demento.
It's my favorite show.
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It softens the brain.
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You are lucky
that your father is not here.
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You know what he thinks
of this kind of music.
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Yes I know.
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Good.
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Come on, go wash your hands.
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Dinner will be ready soon.
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You don't ask your father
how was his day?
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How did it go, dad?
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How did it go?
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There was another death at the factory.
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And it wasn't a pretty sight this time.
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The McKinley boy, who had just started.
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I kept telling him
to move away from the crusher,
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but he didn't listen to me.
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I would have liked to catch up with him,
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but I already lost a hand
in this damn machine.
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In short, a worker position
has just been released.
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I could arrange
to get you hired this summer.
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What do you say about it?
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No, thank you.
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No, thank you?
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You're going to have to learn,
sooner or later, that this factory
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will make you a man.
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I don't want to work in the factory.
I want to make songs.
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What ? Do you want to make songs?
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Did you hear that, Mary?
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We are dealing with the future Bing Crosby,
apparently!
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Nick, you're making him uncomfortable.
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Oh yes ? What would you say
to sing along, Bing?
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If you sing so well, go ahead and sing!
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Sublime grape
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So sweet juice
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How I love your taste
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Stop! What in God’s name are you playing?
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It's not the words.
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I know. I improved them.
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By changing the lyrics
of a famous song?
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No, son, what are you doing here
is confusing and wrong.
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There's no way I'm going to tolerate
let people blaspheme like this under my roof!
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But dad...
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But what's happening to you, Alfred?
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Eh ? These songs
and these crazy magazines?
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It's all over, young man!
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I know it's hard to hear,
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but your father and I
We talked for a long time, and...
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It would be better for everyone
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that you stop being yourself
and do what you please.
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You don't understand me!
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A few weeks later,
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a mysterious stranger
showed up at my door
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and changed my life forever.
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Alfy, go open.
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Hello, young man!
The man of the house, I guess?
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Congratulations, it's your lucky day.
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How about
to make all your friends green with envy
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by becoming a local celebrity?
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Everything you need…
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Found in this box.
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Actually, my father is...
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And there you have it!
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Admire that.
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Have you ever seen
such a magnificent instrument?
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Even better…
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Try it.
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My little one, the one who plays the accordion
is a true one-man band.
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He's the king of the party!
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Go ahead, kid, hit those keys.
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You have a gift.
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You can't ignore it.
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You must buy this marvel,
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and I can guarantee you
that all the girls will run after you.
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You will need a bodyguard,
because they will all want you...
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What is happening?
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Hello, dear sir.
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What are you doing in my house?
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And what does my innocent son do
with this evil biniou?
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This is our new…
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I told you to shut up!
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I didn't hear you say it,
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but if you tell me, then I...
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Dad!
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Dad, stop! You're going to kill him!
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Nick? Oh, no! Nick!
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Nick, stop it right now!
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It's because of you, son.
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You brought in this demon.
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And look at you now!
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Get rid of it immediately
of this diabolical atrocity.
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I never want to see you wear that again!
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Nick, you should go for a walk.
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I think you need to calm down.
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Yeah.
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I need to get some fresh air,
because it stinks here!
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I'll be right back.
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Don't leave.
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I don't move.
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I'm really sorry, sir.
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My husband tends to lose his temper,
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but he is a good man,
full of good intentions.
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In short, if you want,
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we would like to buy this accordion.
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Mom ! It's true ?
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This would be your Christmas present.
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Yes ! It's great!
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Thank you so much !
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On one condition.
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No one should see you playing it.
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Especially not your father.
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It's our secret, okay?
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Mom…
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Does dad hate me?
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No. Of course not, my darling.
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So why is it always
so hard on me?
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You are too young to understand it,
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but believe me, your father has his reasons.
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I think I have a punctured lung.
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We are in the middle of a discussion,
sir!
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The years that followed,
I didn't talk about it,
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trying to please my parents,
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but deep down, I had the feeling
to live a lie.
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Certainly, I was wise,
I had good grades,
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but I didn't give a glimpse
who I really was.
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Yankovic!
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Are you going to Hofstadter's this evening?
His parents are absent.
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Ooh there! Guys...I don't know.
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I'm not allowed to go out.
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No need to tell your parents.
You can sneak out.
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It might be complicated.
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My mother tucks me in,
because of night terrors...
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- Do you have night terrors?
- No, but…
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Just in case.
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In this case, use a straw boy.
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A “straw boy”? It's what ?
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You don't know what it is?
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Man, you have a lot to learn.
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Let us handle this.
We'll pick you up this evening.
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All right.
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Good night, Alfy.
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And don't have night terrors.
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Honestly, Myron Floren is great,
Lawrence Welk likes him very much,
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but it is put forward too much.
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Personally,
it's Woopee John Wilfahrt
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which really makes me want
to waddle.
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I'm totally addicted
to the sound of Minnesota.
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Look what I found.
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You didn't tell me
that it was a polka night.
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- You don't like polka?
- Yes, but…
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My parents would kill me
if they knew I was here.
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Sorry, guys, I have to run.
I can't...
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Come on, Al, enjoy!
What do you want to happen to you?
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You could let go a little
and have fun, for once.
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Yes, I can… let loose a little.
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Hi !
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Sorry.
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Guys, look what I found!
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Go ahead, give.
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It's okay, man.
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Al, you have to try.
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No, thank you. How are you.
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Al is afraid that mom and dad will find out
that he tried an accordion.
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I don't want to play, that's all!
Leave me alone, man.
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No, guys...
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I'm not going to...
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I don’t…
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No, forget it.
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Well, okay.
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I'm going to play it.
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It's the cops! Everyone come out!
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Sorry to bother you, ma'am,
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but we found your son
at a polka party.
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He played the accordion.
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It's impossible. Alfy is in…
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A straw boy? Really ?
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What did I do to deserve this?
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I don't recognize you anymore, Al!
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You wish I was like you.
I'm not like you.
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That I work at the factory.
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I don't even know what we're doing there.
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You call it "the factory".
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You will know what we do at the factory
when you work there!
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This is my life!
And I want to make music.
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And I want to play the accordion.
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Anything !
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And I'm good! I'm very good!
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How did you do
to become so good at the accordion?
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It certainly wasn't under my roof.
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So, what? You went out in secret
to rehearse in the woods at night?
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No, I trained here.
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Gently.
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I play it in the closet.
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But I am no longer
a closet accordionist.
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It feels good!
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In the closet, you say?
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No, dad... Wait, dad.
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No, you don't... He's not here.
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You won't find anything.
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What are you doing ? No…
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- Dad, please… Stop.
- Oh yes ?
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- Son…
- Stop!
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- That…
- Please, daddy… No!
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…I do it for your own good.
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I need it!
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No !
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No !
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You… You think
that you're going to stop me from playing?
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You'll see, one day, I'll be the best...
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Maybe not the most technical,
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but one of the most famous accordionists
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in a very specific musical genre.
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I'll prove it to you.
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I will prove it to everyone!
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Cleared !
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Good riddance!
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The situation has not improved,
home after that.
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But a few years later,
my diploma in hand,
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I was able to move out and live on my own.
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With three guys in a shabby apartment,
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but at least I no longer had
accountable to no one.
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- Hello.
- Good morning.
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I finally had the opportunity to meet
people who would really understand.
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To meet people like me.
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WANT TO JOIN A GROUP?
CALL JOHNNY!
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Destroy the towns
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Break down the towns
With the baseball bat
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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Okay.
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Okay, that's enough. THANKS.
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Yeah. Very…interesting.
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We'll... keep you posted, okay?
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Great.
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When ?
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NOW. It's not going to do it.
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Piss off!
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This is my fifth failed audition,
this week.
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00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:04,399
I have the impression that no group
doesn't want an accordionist.
263
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,193
It doesn't make any sense.
264
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,070
Yeah. The accordion is cool.
265
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,531
That's what it means to be avant-garde.
266
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,699
You have to wait
let the others catch up with you.
267
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,034
I don't have time.
268
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,287
If no group wants me,
269
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,997
I'm going to have to go solo.
270
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,124
Don't worry, you'll get there.
271
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,210
Don't give up. We are all with you.
272
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,630
Thanks, Bermuda. Thank you all.
You were great.
273
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,965
You understand me.
274
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,801
It changes, after having slept
so long with my old people.
275
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,887
Yeah. And what's great,
when we leave the house,
276
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,974
is that we can do what we want.
Going out with girls…
277
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,392
Being perched all the time.
278
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,562
Yeah, really whatever we want.
There are no rules.
279
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,938
Last night I drove
280
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,066
in the opposite direction on Route 101,
eyes closed,
281
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,652
without knowing
if I was going to know the next day
282
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,572
or die charred
in a terrible accident.
283
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,740
Take that, old folks!
284
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,701
- Absolutely, Steve!
- Well said!
285
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:56,994
Wow ! Steve...
286
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,328
What about you, Al?
287
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:01,582
What do you dream of doing
and that you have always been forbidden?
288
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,383
Reinventing the lyrics
of an existing song.
289
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,098
- In that case, do it.
- Downright.
290
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,685
Yeah, why not now?
Go ahead, invent something awesome.
291
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,981
It's not that simple, guys.
I have to wait for inspiration.
292
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,359
And in my opinion, it's been a while
that she abandoned me.
293
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,778
Well, well... if you don't write a song,
294
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,989
All you have to do is make us sandwiches.
295
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,574
Yeah, I have the slab.
296
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,410
- Yeah. A sandwich!
- A sandwich!
297
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,204
- We want sandwiches!
- Okay!
298
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,748
I'll take care of it.
Jim, will you play some music for us?
299
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,832
Yeah.
300
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,640
Steve, there is your name
on this package of bologna. We can… ?
301
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,935
Yeah, sure.
Open my package of bologna.
302
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,605
You make my engine run
303
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,942
Foot to the floor
On the starting line, Sharona
304
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,110
I will never stop, let it go
305
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,573
What a perverted mind, always excited
By the charm of the youngest
306
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,867
My, my, my…
307
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,080
My Sharona
308
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:33,465
Did the DJ fall asleep or something?
The disc keeps skipping.
309
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:35,968
Wake up!
310
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,429
My Sharona
311
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,891
My bologna
312
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,815
Al?
313
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,276
My bologna
314
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,826
Are you okay?
315
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,172
My hungry little one
316
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:17,009
Open my packet of bologna
317
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,142
I think the bread is toast
318
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,729
Put in a few slices of bologna
319
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,276
Where does that come from?
320
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,694
Man, I'm getting chills.
321
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,613
I don't know, it just happened.
322
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,740
I've never heard anything like that.
323
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:41,658
You have to record it.
324
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,243
Save it? No, guys...
325
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,579
Al, you've got something there.
326
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,166
I don't know if this inspiration
is divine or diabolical,
327
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,585
but the whole world must hear it.
328
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,297
Let it go,
I can't afford to go to the studio.
329
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,967
Gas station toilets
have good acoustics.
330
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,306
Yeah, that sounds good.
331
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,101
Here it should do it.
332
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,065
My hungry little one
333
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:16,151
Open my packet of bologna
334
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,445
I think the bread is toast
335
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:21,323
Put in a few slices of bologna
336
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,200
I won't stop eating it
337
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,953
It's so good I eat too much
Then I vomit
338
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,414
But I can't do without it
My, my, my…
339
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,878
My bologna
340
00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,612
Perfect. I sent the tape
to Captain Buffoon.
341
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:05,158
I just have to wait
to become famous.
342
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,371
It doesn't work like that, Al.
343
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,999
You don't become famous
overnight.
344
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,628
Sometimes you have to toil for years,
decades to be spotted.
345
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,881
- What ?
- Listen, I believe in you.
346
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:20,966
You'll get there eventually,
347
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,427
but it is not enough
to send your cassette to a DJ
348
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,387
to experience immediate success.
349
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,598
Why do I never have luck?
350
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,437
It's Captain Buffoon,
in your radio.
351
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,105
I'm not making this up.
352
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,442
I received this cassette in the mail
a few minutes ago,
353
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,652
and the success was immediate!
354
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:43,739
It's already the song
the most popular of the week,
355
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,574
and it will last all day.
356
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:50,078
Here it is again:
Al Yankovic, with “Mabologna”!
357
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,170
Again!
358
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,466
My hungry little one
359
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,301
Open my package…
360
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,844
Do you know what that means?
361
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,554
You have to sign with a label.
362
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,559
I won't stop eating it
363
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,646
It's so good I eat too much
Then I vomit
364
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:19,191
But I can't do without it
My, my, my…
365
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:24,321
My bologna
366
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,256
I've heard enough.
367
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,344
And what did you think?
368
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:51,348
Do you know why
Are we talking about the music industry?
369
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,392
For what ?
370
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,061
- Because it's an industry.
- An industry!
371
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,604
Think, my little one.
372
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,107
Nobody wants to listen
a parody song,
373
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,985
while we can listen to the original
for the same price.
374
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,486
What's the point?
375
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:06,738
Financially, it doesn't make sense.
376
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:10,701
My song was a hit
in The Captain Buffoon Show.
377
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,786
What?
378
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,205
- Captain Buffoon? Really ?
- Yes !
379
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,749
Captain Buffoon passed
your song on the radio?
380
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,502
- Yes.
- It had to be said. It changes everything.
381
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:24,214
Ben, offer a record deal
to this young man immediately.
382
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,009
We'll get it signed
for 14 albums.
383
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,468
- Serious ?
- No !
384
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,679
Do you take me for an idiot?
385
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,973
- He's not stupid!
- I'm not stupid.
386
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,475
- If I may…
- Please.
387
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,021
Honestly, I want to say
that you don't run out of air
388
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:42,274
to come and waste my time
389
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,401
and that of my brother Tony!
390
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:49,198
I won't forget your name,
because you, Al Yankovic,
391
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:52,659
are the stupidest loser
and the most pathetic
392
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,579
that I have ever met.
393
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,122
Well, maybe...
394
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,582
You're just a crook.
395
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,586
A stupid and useless parasite.
396
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,130
And you are so ugly.
397
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:08,050
- Okay.
- This ridiculous haircut,
398
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,093
this horrible mustache,
399
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,012
those stupid glasses...
400
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,931
You make me want to puke!
401
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:17,142
Alright.
Thank you, Ben, for your contribution.
402
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,393
The cow!
403
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,105
Listen, my little one, if you have decided
404
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,608
to play this ridiculous music,
405
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,818
we would have to write more than one song.
406
00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:30,822
All great musical artists have
more than one song in their repertoire.
407
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:31,949
That's correct.
408
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,243
And you should perform in public.
409
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,620
Any audience,
any scene.
410
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,122
Get started, improve yourself,
and who knows?
411
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:42,751
Maybe one day,
we can talk again.
412
00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:45,838
Don't count on it too much,
because you are really stupid.
413
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:46,922
Exact.
414
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,006
Okay.
415
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,508
One, two, three, four!
416
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,927
OPEN STAGE EVENING
417
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:59,726
Bowling with the devil
418
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,731
Thank you! We're called Skunk Barf.
419
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:07,067
You are shit!
420
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,452
I can't.
421
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,204
I can't do this.
422
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:21,290
Relax, you'll be sure.
423
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,083
Your new song is a hit.
424
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,918
She's talking about ice cream!
425
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,253
Everyone likes it.
426
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,424
This audience rather seems to be spinning
whiskey and heroin.
427
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:33,886
Guys, I'm grateful to you
for coming to support me,
428
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,471
but I'm going to get killed.
We have to get out.
429
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:38,432
Don't talk nonsense, they will love you.
430
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,560
Okay, we cleaned up the biggest one.
traces of blood on stage,
431
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,645
so it's up to you. Right away.
432
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:48,650
- Go start the car.
- No. It'll do it, Al.
433
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,570
This is your moment of glory.
Go ahead, champ.
434
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,322
Come on, let's go!
435
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:04,917
Okay, are you ready?
to listen to music?
436
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:09,755
GOOD. Right away, on this stage,
437
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:12,758
a guy whose first concert this is:
Al Yankovic.
438
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,515
Hi.
439
00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:20,641
Sorry.
440
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,352
Sorry.
441
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,523
Cute Hawaiian shirt, Trapper John!
442
00:27:53,632 --> 00:27:57,052
When I hear the ice cream truck
I start salivating
443
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,637
He's going to need help.
444
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,182
I always have a few liters
In my locker at school
445
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,853
But I got tired of chocolate
446
00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:08,564
And vanilla no longer makes me dream
447
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:16,488
There is only one perfume left
Who finds favor in my eyes
448
00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:20,868
Don't give me something disgusting
I know what I want
449
00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:23,704
I like the Rocky Road
450
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:25,956
Go buy a two liter jar
451
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,458
I like the Rocky Road
452
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,170
Have a triple scoop with me
453
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:37,593
A tequila shot
and two scoops of rum and raisins.
454
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,469
We don't sell ice cream here.
455
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:42,097
You better get started
before the end of the song
456
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,266
or there will be trouble.
457
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:49,021
When I'm all alone
I just take a cone
458
00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:54,318
I can gain weight and lose my teeth
I don't give a damn
459
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:58,780
Lock me in the freezer
And throw the key
460
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,700
Sing! I like the Rocky Road
461
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,161
Go buy a two liter jar
462
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,413
I like the Rocky Road
463
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,415
Have a triple scoop with me
464
00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:11,251
I like the Rocky Road
465
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,629
Go buy a two liter jar
466
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,714
I like the Rocky Road
467
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,591
Make yourself a triple ball with
468
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,718
I like the Rocky Road
469
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,262
Go buy a two liter jar
470
00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:24,515
I like the Rocky Road
471
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,100
Have a triple scoop with me
472
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,031
You had to tell me you knew how to play!
473
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,741
We didn't see the point.
474
00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:46,620
THANKS !
475
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,170
Here…
476
00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:59,716
You are Dr. Demento.
477
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:03,804
I'm your biggest fan.
I can't believe it.
478
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,181
I've been listening to your show forever.
479
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,142
“Turn up your radio…”
480
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,519
- Stop.
- Pardon.
481
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,563
Have you seen me play?
482
00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,898
Yes. And let me tell you something.
483
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,735
From time to time, I spot a talent
484
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:21,697
which I am certain will be a hit.
485
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:23,240
Nervous Norvus,
486
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:26,034
Wild Man Fischer,
487
00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,203
and now… you!
488
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:33,292
What I saw you do on stage,
tonight, made me hallucinate!
489
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,253
What you do is unique!
This is unheard of!
490
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:39,715
You can't know
how much it pleases me.
491
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,091
Thank you very much.
492
00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:45,762
If only the Scotti brothers
were of the same opinion...
493
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,390
Ah, these penguins!
They don't have a clue
494
00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,434
of what true talent is!
495
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:55,230
I could make sure
that they notice you.
496
00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:56,607
How ?
497
00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,859
You just have to team up with me.
498
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,029
I know a little about this profession.
499
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:05,866
Wait, you are offering me
to become my mentor?
500
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:08,785
No, I would like to become your…
501
00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,371
“De-mentor”!
502
00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:22,674
But first,
you need to find a stage name.
503
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:24,468
Honestly, “Al Yankovic”…
504
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,598
- That doesn't sound very good.
- It's true.
505
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,767
It's heavy, long, unsightly,
506
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,560
- hard to pronounce.
- Sorry.
507
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:35,979
I have something to offer you.
508
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:38,607
Would you be willing to be called...
509
00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:41,860
Weird…
510
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:45,030
Al Yankovic?
511
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:47,741
I adore.
512
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,119
Tremendous !
513
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:53,372
I'm organizing a little party this weekend.
514
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,374
I would like to introduce you to some friends.
515
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,792
You just have to come.
516
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,461
We will continue this conversation
at the casbah.
517
00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:00,879
Yes of course !
518
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,089
And don't forget...
519
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:05,259
To remain insane!
520
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,136
That works !
521
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:24,653
Here it is!
522
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,446
My new superstar!
523
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,490
Glad you could come.
524
00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,450
I told everyone about you.
525
00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:33,412
And it looks like you came
with your group.
526
00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:34,872
Alright.
527
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:37,749
The petit fours are here, gentlemen.
Help yourself.
528
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,835
I'll introduce you, okay?
529
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,504
They can't wait to meet you. This way.
530
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,381
- Mr. Herman!
- Good morning.
531
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,884
This is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
532
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,052
A rising star.
533
00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:50,304
Delighted.
534
00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:58,145
And here, of course, is Tiny Tim.
535
00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:00,480
Mr. Yankovic!
536
00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,650
You're really at a loss.
537
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,903
Is it good or not?
538
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,029
Yes.
539
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:09,156
Please excuse us, gentlemen.
540
00:33:09,239 --> 00:33:10,282
Delighted.
541
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:13,660
So it's him,
Demento's new protégé?
542
00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:17,331
Apparently they don't provide
neither raincoat nor poncho, at his concerts.
543
00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:18,749
What an amateur!
544
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:22,169
What an amateur...
545
00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:26,089
- Hello, Dali.
-Andy.
546
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:31,470
What do you think
of this “Weird Al” Yankovic?
547
00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:36,725
Dali predicts that he will upset
everything we think we know about art!
548
00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:39,853
Weird Al is going to revolutionize the world!
549
00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:43,315
He will be entitled to his quarter of an hour.
550
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:47,903
Here, here! Good old Dr. Demento.
551
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:51,156
Wolfman Jack. Who let you in?
552
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,201
The Wolfman goes where he wants, man.
553
00:33:58,539 --> 00:33:59,581
Security !
554
00:33:59,665 --> 00:34:00,999
Relax.
555
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:06,129
I only came to lay my eyes
on this guy that you show off next to you.
556
00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:09,633
The one who covers musical compositions
557
00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:13,053
and completely changes the lyrics.
558
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:17,099
He has a name, you know?
It's "Weird Al" Yankovic.
559
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:20,269
Well, let's shake our heads, Weird Al.
560
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,604
Too slow!
561
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:25,232
- What does that mean?
- That means
562
00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:28,861
that I know how to recognize talent,
and this kid doesn't have any.
563
00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:32,531
It will never enter the Top 40.
Not mainstream enough.
564
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:37,494
This kid, as you say,
represents the future of music.
565
00:34:37,578 --> 00:34:41,415
That's it! Well, if he's so good,
566
00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:45,627
why doesn't he improvise?
an on-the-spot parody song?
567
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,841
It's a party.
I doubt this is a good idea.
568
00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:52,885
Do “Another One Bites the Dust.”
569
00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:56,680
Seems appropriate to me. Who said that?
570
00:34:57,306 --> 00:34:58,348
Me.
571
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,517
John Deacon.
572
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,856
From Queen.
573
00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:10,027
Queen's bassist.
574
00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:14,323
So, the future star?
575
00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:18,118
Show us what you can do
from "Another One Bites the Dust".
576
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,046
We're waiting for you.
577
00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,133
You have nothing to prove to him.
578
00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,011
Come on, Queen guy!
579
00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:39,973
Let's go party instead
with real talents.
580
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:47,856
Bring me my accordion.
581
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:50,817
Do you like deviled eggs?
582
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:54,363
I love deviled eggs,
but I digest them badly.
583
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:11,171
On board the bus on the boulevard
It's really crowded
584
00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:14,550
No seating, I stay standing
With the perverts in the back
585
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:18,303
It smells like a locker room
Trash everywhere
586
00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:21,473
We're packed like sardines
But others will come on board
587
00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:22,599
Be careful!
588
00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:25,727
Another boards the bus
589
00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:29,022
Another boards the bus
590
00:36:29,106 --> 00:36:31,191
And one more
591
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:32,734
Another boards the bus
592
00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:34,778
He will sit next to you
593
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:36,363
Another boards the bus
594
00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:46,915
Another boards the bus
595
00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:50,335
Another boards the bus
596
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,055
Window closed, fan blasting
My face turns blue
597
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:05,058
I haven't been that tight
Since the Who concert
598
00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:09,479
I should have come down a while ago
But I couldn't reach the door
599
00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:12,482
I can't breathe anymore
And others will come on board
600
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:16,528
Another boards the bus
601
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:20,032
Another boards the bus
602
00:37:20,115 --> 00:37:22,075
And one more
603
00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:23,827
Another boards the bus
604
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,787
He will sit next to you
605
00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:27,664
Another boards the bus
606
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,600
I don't know what to say.
607
00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,228
It was…
608
00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:52,981
I had never heard
something so beautiful.
609
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:57,778
You have an exceptional gift, Weird Al.
610
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,412
Listen…
611
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,624
We're doing a little concert,
next week.
612
00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:14,711
It's called Live Aid,
at Wembley Stadium.
613
00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:21,009
I would be honored if you came to play
this piece on stage with us.
614
00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:24,596
What do you say?
615
00:38:31,228 --> 00:38:32,771
Certainly not!
616
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,240
- Is that him?
- Yes, get him out of here!
617
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,956
I was on cloud nine,
618
00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:54,334
but it was only just beginning.
619
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,338
“Weird Al” Yankovic
620
00:38:58,422 --> 00:39:03,135
is one of the pop music artists
the most promising of the moment.
621
00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:05,387
His first album, eponymous,
622
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:08,932
has just been certified
quintuple platinum disc.
623
00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,979
By covering well-known songs
whose words he modifies,
624
00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:16,940
Yankovic has enjoyed dazzling success.
625
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:19,693
I had never seen
so many Hawaiian shirts.
626
00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:21,278
Thank you, Oprah.
627
00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:23,822
His album is ranked number 1
in 20 countries,
628
00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:25,908
and he counts among his fans…
629
00:39:25,991 --> 00:39:27,075
Turn up the volume.
630
00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:30,454
…President Ronald Reagan
and Pope John Paul II,
631
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:33,582
and even the drug lord
Pablo Escobar
632
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,460
consider Weird Al
like his favorite musician.
633
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,129
Ricky, you are hot
You make me lose my temper
634
00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:41,089
Ricky!
635
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,593
And tell us about this necklace.
636
00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:48,138
That ? I wear as a pendant
a pure platinum disc
637
00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:49,681
for every platinum album.
638
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:52,351
There are one, two, three, four, five.
639
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,977
It looks heavy.
640
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:56,063
It's very unpleasant.
641
00:39:56,647 --> 00:39:58,941
And his record company is not the only one
642
00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:01,360
to take advantage of “Weird Al-mania”.
643
00:40:01,443 --> 00:40:05,113
The artists he parodies
benefit from a phenomenon
644
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,950
which has been nicknamed "the Yankovic effect".
645
00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:11,703
The Knack, Joan Jett and even Queen
646
00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:14,081
saw their album sales double
647
00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:17,584
after Weird Al put in his sauce
one of their songs.
648
00:40:17,668 --> 00:40:21,755
Which raises a question:
Who will be next?
649
00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:23,090
Good question.
650
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:29,429
Al, everything you touch
seems to turn into gold.
651
00:40:29,513 --> 00:40:32,015
I've never seen that in my entire career.
652
00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,600
Your parents must be proud.
653
00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:37,396
Yes. My parents…
654
00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:48,198
Is everything okay?
655
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:50,826
Yes of course.
656
00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:53,287
Yes, how could they
not to be proud?
657
00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:54,538
Exactly.
658
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,291
Al?
659
00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,334
Al?
660
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:05,215
Hello ?
661
00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:08,135
- Hi, mom. It's me.
-Alfy?
662
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,888
It’s been a while, huh?
663
00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:14,766
We saw you on TV.
664
00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,602
It's crazy, huh?
665
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:18,896
Who would have believed it?
666
00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:23,192
I am also preparing a residency
at Madison Square Garden.
667
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:26,361
Full 25 nights in a row.
668
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:30,199
The Knicks are relocated
at a skating rink in New Jersey.
669
00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:32,075
Yeah.
670
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:34,077
I'm living a waking dream.
671
00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:36,413
When I hear every evening
20,000 people
672
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,790
repeat my words in chorus
673
00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,751
to the music of other artists,
674
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:43,504
I really feel alive,
on this scene.
675
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,464
That's good.
676
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:47,966
Are you eating enough fiber?
677
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,553
- What?
- It's important.
678
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:52,971
It regulates your transit.
679
00:41:53,055 --> 00:41:56,475
And you know how you react
when your transit is out of order.
680
00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:59,520
Yes of course.
681
00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:00,687
Good.
682
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:03,315
That's good.
683
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,193
So…
684
00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:08,654
How is dad?
685
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:12,324
Ooh there! Your father is a complicated man.
686
00:42:13,492 --> 00:42:14,993
Is he talking about me?
687
00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:17,329
Of course. All the time.
688
00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:22,000
He has lots of things to tell you,
but it's difficult for him.
689
00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,378
What kind of things?
690
00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:26,463
What does he want to tell me?
691
00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:30,133
Well, above all,
he would like you to know that…
692
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,428
He's not proud of you.
693
00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:35,764
What ?
694
00:42:35,848 --> 00:42:37,808
He was very clear about this.
695
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,644
He always considers parodies
like nonsense,
696
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,272
and no need to remind you
his opinion on the accordion.
697
00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:45,357
Okay, I have to go, Mom.
698
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,359
He never wanted children, you know?
699
00:42:47,442 --> 00:42:49,152
Nice to have been able to talk to you.
700
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,822
Listen, if you want to work in the factory,
701
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:53,866
your father can surely boost you.
702
00:42:53,949 --> 00:42:55,367
Take care of yourself. See you later!
703
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:57,160
- I love you, Alfy.
- Yeah !
704
00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,508
Not easy, parents, eh?
705
00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:15,095
I can turn on the spa downstairs,
if you want.
706
00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,556
No, it's perfect.
I don't want to bother you.
707
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:19,641
It doesn't bother me at all.
708
00:43:19,725 --> 00:43:22,978
There are three other jacuzzis
who are not in my room.
709
00:43:23,061 --> 00:43:25,522
It's nice, but it suits me very well.
710
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:29,193
You, on the other hand,
you don't look in good shape.
711
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,737
Do you want to talk about it?
712
00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:39,203
It's just that... always,
713
00:43:39,286 --> 00:43:42,873
everything I wish,
it's just my father
714
00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:44,708
accept who I really am.
715
00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:48,170
And I thought
that by becoming a big star,
716
00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:50,130
It would change things, but...
717
00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:56,386
He still hates me just as much.
718
00:43:59,431 --> 00:44:02,392
He may be right to think
that the parodies are stupid.
719
00:44:02,476 --> 00:44:06,813
Listen, you don't have to write
parody songs.
720
00:44:07,523 --> 00:44:08,565
What ?
721
00:44:09,525 --> 00:44:11,485
You look hungry. Eaten.
722
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:16,949
You can compose your own songs.
723
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,329
You think I took you under my wing
because you write parodies?
724
00:44:22,412 --> 00:44:26,333
No. I saw in you a visionary,
725
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:30,087
an artist who has something to offer
to the whole world.
726
00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:35,050
I saw something unique in you,
something your father doesn't see,
727
00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:37,427
and you don't see it yourself...
728
00:44:39,638 --> 00:44:40,722
For now.
729
00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:42,850
This guacamole tastes funny.
730
00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,476
Obviously !
731
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,144
He's full of LSD.
732
00:44:46,228 --> 00:44:47,396
What ?
733
00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:51,275
- No !
- You must open your heart,
734
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,318
but also your mind.
735
00:44:53,402 --> 00:44:57,072
Face your fears, break your chains,
736
00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,116
follow me on a spiritual quest.
737
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:01,118
Find your source of inspiration!
738
00:45:01,201 --> 00:45:03,954
No, it's really not cool.
You can't...
739
00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:07,040
Oh, no!
What's happening to your head?
740
00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:09,001
It's probably the effect of the drug.
741
00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:11,086
Relax and let yourself go.
742
00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:13,755
It will be over in about twelve hours.
743
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:15,716
Twelve hours?
744
00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:17,259
No !
745
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:21,722
No, I'll close my eyes
and when I reopen them,
746
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,640
everything will be again...
747
00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:36,153
What in God’s name are you playing?
748
00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,779
It's not the words.
749
00:45:37,863 --> 00:45:42,159
I beg you, stop being yourself
and do what you please.
750
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:43,911
You, Al Yankovic,
751
00:45:43,994 --> 00:45:47,206
are the stupidest loser
and the most pathetic
752
00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:50,334
that I have ever met!
753
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:53,212
No, stop! Leave me alone !
754
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:58,342
Alfred Yankovic,
755
00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:01,428
your time has come.
756
00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:05,474
Have confidence in yourself
and the song will come to you.
757
00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:07,309
Don't listen to him, son!
758
00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:10,479
Your place is with me, at the factory!
759
00:46:10,562 --> 00:46:13,440
This is your destiny!
760
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,653
No !
761
00:46:27,329 --> 00:46:30,749
His hold on you is diminishing. Keep going!
762
00:46:30,832 --> 00:46:32,084
I can't !
763
00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:35,295
Maybe you need some Cap'n Crunch.
764
00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:38,715
What ?
765
00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,634
Or Raisin Bran?
766
00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:44,638
No, I don't want Cap'n Crunch!
767
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,557
I don't want Raisin Bran!
768
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,267
Eaten.
769
00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:50,811
Go ahead, eat.
770
00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:53,063
I don't understand.
771
00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:56,358
Don't make me repeat it.
772
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:01,446
What is happening to me?
773
00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:05,075
Now you must die
in order to resurrect.
774
00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:08,370
No !
775
00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:42,738
Put it on.
776
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,951
Why are you always so difficult?
777
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:51,205
I don't want Cap'n Crunch
I don't want Raisin Bran
778
00:47:51,288 --> 00:47:54,333
You know that in Japan
Children are starving?
779
00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:57,127
So, eat
780
00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,465
I've heard enough.
781
00:48:04,134 --> 00:48:05,677
It's genius.
782
00:48:06,678 --> 00:48:09,181
I'm sorry, I didn't recognize the tune.
783
00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:10,766
What is this a parody of?
784
00:48:11,475 --> 00:48:13,602
This is not a parody.
785
00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,395
It's an original song.
786
00:48:15,479 --> 00:48:18,482
Of which you wrote
the words and the music?
787
00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:19,608
Exact.
788
00:48:20,192 --> 00:48:22,778
I would like this to be completely clear.
789
00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:26,949
You mean it's not about
of a parody of an existing song,
790
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:29,535
but of an original composition
791
00:48:29,618 --> 00:48:32,746
- that you wrote alone?
- Yes.
792
00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:35,958
Not inspired at all
from someone else's song?
793
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,876
Was I not clear?
794
00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:43,465
I'm tired of being considered
like a jester.
795
00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:47,135
I won't write any more parody songs.
796
00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,054
It's over.
797
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:56,186
From now on, I will no longer do
only totally original pieces.
798
00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:59,398
Al, you can't smoke here.
799
00:49:10,409 --> 00:49:11,660
I deserved it.
800
00:49:11,743 --> 00:49:16,665
Frankly, I'm stunned.
This is a very ambitious shift.
801
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,751
Your parody songs
were correct, but...
802
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:23,881
It’s a total game-changer.
803
00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:26,842
This will be your biggest hit.
804
00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:32,931
Yes, it's good!
805
00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,851
One second!
806
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:49,031
“Weird Al” Yankovic.
807
00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:52,284
Do we know each other?
808
00:49:52,951 --> 00:49:54,203
Madonna.
809
00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:57,956
- Does that mean anything to you?
- Yes!
810
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,249
Madonna…
811
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:04,296
Yes. "Lucky Star",
“Holiday”, “Borderline”…
812
00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:07,591
From Michigan, Catholic school,
dropped out of college to go to New York
813
00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:10,844
without spare clothes
and with 35 dollars in his pocket.
814
00:50:11,428 --> 00:50:13,680
Either to become the queen of pop,
815
00:50:13,764 --> 00:50:16,642
either to take revenge on his father
who had married the maid.
816
00:50:19,394 --> 00:50:21,813
You know more about me
than one might believe.
817
00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:24,733
What do you want ?
I am full of surprises.
818
00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:32,324
So what brings you to it, Madonna?
819
00:50:32,407 --> 00:50:34,451
I was passing in the area.
820
00:50:34,535 --> 00:50:39,706
I wanted to make sure it was accurate.
from my star homes map.
821
00:50:40,457 --> 00:50:42,251
No need to get a refund.
822
00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:46,213
And that's all you wanted?
823
00:50:47,172 --> 00:50:48,298
No.
824
00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:50,717
I want a lot of things.
825
00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:54,137
To be honest, I'm a fan of yours.
826
00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:56,014
Welcome to the club.
827
00:50:57,349 --> 00:51:01,478
Have you listened to my new single,
“Like a Virgin”?
828
00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:02,938
I listened to him.
829
00:51:03,021 --> 00:51:05,607
Besides, I'm curious:
Is this song…
830
00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:08,402
Autobiographical?
831
00:51:08,485 --> 00:51:11,572
Yes. Technically I'm a virgin,
832
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:15,242
except that I had
lots of sex.
833
00:51:15,325 --> 00:51:17,578
Really a lot.
834
00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:20,455
I see.
835
00:51:21,623 --> 00:51:22,624
In short…
836
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:26,587
I was wondering
if you were going to parody my song.
837
00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:29,673
Possible.
838
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:31,008
I like it.
839
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:36,096
So do you want me to show you
the rest of the house?
840
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,224
There is only one piece that interests me.
841
00:51:39,308 --> 00:51:41,518
My toilets are under construction,
842
00:51:41,602 --> 00:51:43,437
but there are others below.
843
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,731
I didn't want to talk about the toilets.
844
00:51:45,814 --> 00:51:48,984
In this case,
I'll show you the laundry room.
845
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:52,196
Al Yankovic…
846
00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,073
Are you making me walk?
847
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:58,076
Yes ?
848
00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:23,936
You are so crazy!
849
00:52:41,745 --> 00:52:44,998
So, are we a couple now?
850
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:47,876
Possible.
851
00:52:50,587 --> 00:52:53,465
Well, since it's official,
852
00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:56,552
I have to be honest with you.
853
00:52:57,302 --> 00:53:00,722
When I said maybe I would
parody one of your songs,
854
00:53:00,806 --> 00:53:02,015
it was a lie.
855
00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:07,354
The rumor is true, then?
856
00:53:08,564 --> 00:53:10,357
You don't do parodies anymore.
857
00:53:11,608 --> 00:53:13,026
My song "Eat",
858
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:15,612
who, as you know,
is 100% original,
859
00:53:15,696 --> 00:53:18,407
is the biggest hit of all time.
860
00:53:19,241 --> 00:53:21,660
I decided not to do anything more than that,
now.
861
00:53:21,743 --> 00:53:24,162
Totally original songs.
862
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:30,002
That's what I like about you.
863
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,464
You know what you want
and you know how to get it.
864
00:53:36,592 --> 00:53:37,843
Like me.
865
00:53:50,981 --> 00:53:54,109
Go ahead, eat
866
00:53:54,193 --> 00:53:57,196
Don't make me say it again
867
00:53:57,279 --> 00:54:00,657
Take a banana or even several
868
00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:03,744
It doesn't matter
What you ate for lunch
869
00:54:03,827 --> 00:54:05,996
Go ahead, eat
870
00:54:06,622 --> 00:54:08,332
Eat
871
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:13,003
Not bad, huh?
And I have excellent news.
872
00:54:13,086 --> 00:54:17,132
I got official confirmation
that we had broken the Beatles record
873
00:54:17,216 --> 00:54:20,052
of the number of singles
in the American Top 10.
874
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:27,184
Yeah, cool.
875
00:54:28,894 --> 00:54:30,562
Alright.
876
00:54:30,646 --> 00:54:33,982
We received
very interesting proposals,
877
00:54:34,066 --> 00:54:35,317
which I would like...
878
00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:39,613
- … which I would like to make you…
- Yes, it's good.
879
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:44,201
… share with you. We passed
promising phone calls.
880
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:46,078
Very interesting.
881
00:54:46,161 --> 00:54:49,831
The Led Zeppelin group
plans to reform,
882
00:54:49,915 --> 00:54:53,544
but only on condition
to be the first part of your tour.
883
00:54:53,627 --> 00:54:55,045
It's nice,
884
00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:58,048
but I promised the first part
to Howie Mandel, suddenly…
885
00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:03,053
Okay, but maybe it’s…
886
00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:08,141
Listen, I'm not going to fire Mandel
to take Zeppelin, OK? It's no.
887
00:55:08,225 --> 00:55:10,727
All right. Got it.
888
00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:15,941
We received another proposal,
extremely serious.
889
00:55:16,024 --> 00:55:20,279
This would be to replace Roger Moore
in the James Bond franchise.
890
00:55:20,362 --> 00:55:22,072
- That’s…
- No!
891
00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:25,200
I will not play James Bond,
nor the new Indiana Jones.
892
00:55:25,284 --> 00:55:29,746
Now everything I do
must be completely original.
893
00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:31,540
How many times do I have to repeat it?
894
00:55:31,623 --> 00:55:33,625
Listen, Mr. Pimento,
895
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:37,004
we don’t just have that to do.
How long will it take?
896
00:55:37,754 --> 00:55:39,006
It's almost over.
897
00:55:40,132 --> 00:55:44,178
We also suggest you play
Pablo Escobar's 40th birthday.
898
00:55:44,261 --> 00:55:46,221
I saw it on the news. It's a size.
899
00:55:46,305 --> 00:55:48,849
The drug lord?
He's really obsessed.
900
00:55:48,932 --> 00:55:53,812
And he made a new proposal
to three billion pesos.
901
00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:56,440
And how much does that make,
in US dollars?
902
00:55:56,523 --> 00:55:58,567
No matter,
I don't want to do the math.
903
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:00,527
I did the math and I assure you…
904
00:56:00,611 --> 00:56:05,240
Stop! I can do the math myself.
I said I didn't want to. It's no.
905
00:56:06,325 --> 00:56:09,036
Alfy is my gum
what do you chew?
906
00:56:09,786 --> 00:56:11,788
I don't know. Maybe.
907
00:56:11,872 --> 00:56:13,207
Do you want it back?
908
00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:29,556
You don't think
that things are going too quickly between us?
909
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,519
Don't talk nonsense, my darling.
We are made for each other.
910
00:56:33,602 --> 00:56:36,813
It's true love.
You can't go wrong.
911
00:56:36,897 --> 00:56:38,148
You're right.
912
00:56:38,982 --> 00:56:42,402
I've never been happier
than the last six hours.
913
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,323
Mr. Yankovic,
a phone call for you at reception.
914
00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:48,992
Excuse me, my love.
915
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,418
I hope it's important.
916
00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,255
Well…
917
00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:04,341
What's going on, Tony?
918
00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:08,345
Well… I thought it would be better
let it be me who teaches you.
919
00:57:08,971 --> 00:57:13,141
Michael Jackson just released
a new single called “Beat It”.
920
00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:14,810
It’s…
921
00:57:15,769 --> 00:57:18,480
Finally, it's a parody of "Mange".
922
00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:21,525
The kid from the Jackson Five?
923
00:57:21,608 --> 00:57:23,735
This has-beenwants to profit from my success?
924
00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:26,989
- He has had a great solo career.
- It doesn’t matter!
925
00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:30,242
Michael Jackson recorded
a parody of my song?
926
00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:33,287
Yes, exactly:
Same music, different lyrics.
927
00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:36,874
You have to be sick to change
the lyrics of a song!
928
00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:39,751
“Beat It”, is that it?
929
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:42,462
- A story about eggs?
- No, it’s…
930
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:45,465
Nothing to do with food.
It's a story of struggle.
931
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,467
Or to avoid it, I don't really know.
932
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:50,220
By what right does he dare to do this?
933
00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:51,638
Is it legal?
934
00:57:51,722 --> 00:57:54,016
I think you're overdramatizing a bit.
935
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:57,394
It could be a nice publicity stunt.
We will sell more albums…
936
00:57:57,477 --> 00:58:00,689
No, I don't need
to sell more albums, Tony!
937
00:58:00,772 --> 00:58:05,068
I want to be taken seriously
as an artist of original tracks.
938
00:58:05,152 --> 00:58:08,447
Morons will believe
that “Beat It” came out first!
939
00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,283
No one is going to think that.
940
00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:13,702
It's a disaster!
Until the end of my life,
941
00:58:13,785 --> 00:58:15,746
I'm going to be associated with this Michael Jackson.
942
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:18,790
Why is this problematic?
Maybe that's a good thing.
943
00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:21,835
It's even an honor.
Michael is a world star.
944
00:58:30,302 --> 00:58:31,303
How are you ?
945
00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:33,305
No, that's not okay at all.
946
00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:35,766
I finally created something,
947
00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:39,228
and people will believe
that I plagiarized Michael Jackson.
948
00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:40,854
Your net?
949
00:58:43,732 --> 00:58:45,859
I think it took away my appetite.
950
00:58:45,943 --> 00:58:49,112
You look stressed, sweetie.
You should have a drink.
951
00:58:49,196 --> 00:58:50,697
I almost never drink.
952
00:58:50,781 --> 00:58:54,201
If there's one thing I'm sure of,
it's just to forget,
953
00:58:54,284 --> 00:58:57,412
you have to drink alcohol.
Lots of alcohol.
954
00:58:57,496 --> 00:58:58,705
Well…
955
00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,167
You know me better than anyone.
956
00:59:03,502 --> 00:59:04,753
I trust you.
957
00:59:06,088 --> 00:59:07,548
He'll have a dry whisky.
958
00:59:12,135 --> 00:59:14,054
Bring the bottle instead.
959
00:59:27,317 --> 00:59:28,485
It's clear !
960
00:59:30,946 --> 00:59:32,739
The king has arrived!
961
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,283
Let the party begin!
962
00:59:34,366 --> 00:59:37,661
Man, we were supposed to do the soundcheck
three hours ago.
963
00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:38,745
Well…
964
00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:42,666
I wasn't there,
so we're going to do that now.
965
00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:44,084
Are you drunk, Al?
966
00:59:44,168 --> 00:59:47,045
- You're the one who's drunk!
- It's useless.
967
00:59:47,129 --> 00:59:49,715
Listen, man, you better leave.
968
00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:52,092
Me ? You should be the one to leave!
969
00:59:52,176 --> 00:59:53,594
- Are you kidding?
- Guys!
970
00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:56,680
Al, it's the first concert
of the tour this evening.
971
00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:59,683
It's important.
Can you avoid screwing things up?
972
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:02,144
What are you going to do? Fire me?
973
01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:05,564
Without me, you are nothing at all.
974
01:00:06,231 --> 01:00:09,526
I could replace you
by a drum machine.
975
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:13,030
And you, by a guitar box.
976
01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:15,240
And you, by…
977
01:00:15,991 --> 01:00:17,534
Another box!
978
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,995
You're just a bunch of normal guys.
979
01:00:20,078 --> 01:00:21,538
It's me, the crazy one!
980
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:23,790
It's me, the crazy one!
981
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,797
Alright.
982
01:00:32,007 --> 01:00:33,050
Everything is said.
983
01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:41,850
You've changed, man.
984
01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:45,229
Fame gets to your head.
985
01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:54,863
Make sure you're sober
for the concert tonight, OK?
986
01:00:58,492 --> 01:00:59,493
You're hard to see.
987
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,835
They look nice.
988
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:09,002
Yes, they are great.
989
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:14,299
-Al?
- What do you want?
990
01:01:14,383 --> 01:01:16,134
Can I talk to you for a minute?
991
01:01:18,887 --> 01:01:20,055
In private.
992
01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:23,767
Everything you have to tell me,
you can say it in front of my girlfriend.
993
01:01:26,270 --> 01:01:27,604
Okay, very good.
994
01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:30,232
Madonna is a bad influence on you.
995
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:33,318
I think he's a sneaky succubus
996
01:01:33,402 --> 01:01:35,988
who wants to use you
for personal purposes.
997
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:37,573
- What ?
- Don't take this the wrong way.
998
01:01:37,656 --> 01:01:41,910
She only goes out with you to enjoy
of the formidable “Yankovic effect”.
999
01:01:41,994 --> 01:01:45,706
She knows her album sales
will explode if you parody it.
1000
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,207
How dare you?
1001
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:51,420
It's the most beautiful thing
that has ever happened to me.
1002
01:01:52,337 --> 01:01:54,965
And I already told him
that I no longer did…
1003
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:58,886
...from...what you said.
1004
01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:00,637
- Parodies.
- So !
1005
01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:04,516
You're so drunk you can't
to make him benefit from anything.
1006
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:08,395
This is not true!
I can do a parody on the spot.
1007
01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:11,106
Instead of "Like a Virgin",
it will be “Like…”
1008
01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,025
“Like…”
1009
01:02:15,110 --> 01:02:16,361
“Like…”
1010
01:02:16,445 --> 01:02:17,613
It's impossible!
1011
01:02:17,696 --> 01:02:19,907
- It doesn't rhyme with anything!
- Al, listen.
1012
01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:22,618
You have to take care of yourself.
1013
01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:26,371
When she's done with you,
she will throw you away like rotten cabbage.
1014
01:02:26,455 --> 01:02:28,957
No, shut up!
You are not my father!
1015
01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:32,252
You think you're my father,
but you are not my father!
1016
01:02:35,714 --> 01:02:38,008
My darling, where are you going?
1017
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:40,427
Driving to clear my mind. Alone !
1018
01:02:40,511 --> 01:02:43,931
No ! You can't do that.
1019
01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:47,851
Without your car keys.
1020
01:02:49,686 --> 01:02:51,230
Thank you very much.
1021
01:03:06,662 --> 01:03:08,330
We can't wait to be there!
1022
01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:11,959
Weird Al performs
at Joe Robbie Stadium, tonight, at 8 p.m.
1023
01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:14,044
and it’s going to be exceptional!
1024
01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,546
A historic moment…
1025
01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:17,923
Go ahead, eat
1026
01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:19,091
…board the bus
1027
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,554
My bologna
1028
01:03:24,721 --> 01:03:26,723
Have a triple scoop with me
1029
01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:30,227
It was "Weird Al" Yankovic,
several times platinum disc,
1030
01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:31,770
with “I love the Rocky Road.”
1031
01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:35,148
Have we ever seen a pop artist
also indestructible?
1032
01:03:35,232 --> 01:03:39,027
Whatever the criticisms,
he seems to be able to overcome them.
1033
01:03:39,111 --> 01:03:43,740
I bet he could land a plane
into a volcano and come out unscathed.
1034
01:04:01,592 --> 01:04:02,759
Damn it!
1035
01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:06,638
Okay, that's enough.
1036
01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:11,018
Time of death: 7:30 p.m.…
1037
01:04:15,898 --> 01:04:17,649
Quickly! I need some paper.
1038
01:04:17,733 --> 01:04:19,067
And an HB pencil.
1039
01:04:19,151 --> 01:04:20,736
Here, my darling.
1040
01:04:20,819 --> 01:04:22,779
Excuse me, but it is not in good condition...
1041
01:04:22,863 --> 01:04:26,491
We don't have time, okay?
He's playing in half an hour.
1042
01:04:27,326 --> 01:04:28,577
All right.
1043
01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:30,787
Bring me the gauze.
1044
01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,794
I finally finished my medical studies
1045
01:04:38,712 --> 01:04:41,673
I don't know how I managed it
1046
01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:44,927
I'm only an intern
1047
01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:48,764
It always happens to me
To commit a few dumplings
1048
01:04:50,224 --> 01:04:53,352
I finished last in my class
1049
01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:58,023
I barely got into the institute
1050
01:04:58,106 --> 01:05:00,317
Now I try to avoid
1051
01:05:01,777 --> 01:05:04,863
Yes, I try to avoid
1052
01:05:04,947 --> 01:05:07,199
A trial for medical error
1053
01:05:09,451 --> 01:05:11,286
Like a surgeon
1054
01:05:12,829 --> 01:05:15,082
Incise for the first time
1055
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:16,959
Yes!
1056
01:05:17,042 --> 01:05:19,962
Like a surgeon
1057
01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:25,300
Here is a waiver to sign
1058
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:34,893
It's for you, my darling!
I love you madly.
1059
01:05:36,228 --> 01:05:38,438
I should have waited for this transfusion.
1060
01:05:38,522 --> 01:05:41,567
- I'm going to pass out.
- No, you're serious.
1061
01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:43,193
- Come on, go ahead.
- Okay.
1062
01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:49,032
Like a surgeon
1063
01:05:51,368 --> 01:05:53,662
Like a surgeon
1064
01:05:53,745 --> 01:05:56,415
When I go inside
1065
01:05:57,374 --> 01:05:59,168
With my scalpel
1066
01:05:59,251 --> 01:06:01,044
And my forceps
1067
01:06:01,128 --> 01:06:02,588
My spacers
1068
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,892
Oh, darling
1069
01:06:17,644 --> 01:06:19,855
I hear your heart beating
1070
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,901
For the last time
1071
01:06:33,285 --> 01:06:34,661
Come on, my darling,
1072
01:06:34,745 --> 01:06:37,456
a change of costume,
one last song,
1073
01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:39,458
and we can go home and rest.
1074
01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:47,508
No ! What is this?
I refuse to wear this.
1075
01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:50,052
- This is your jacket for “Mange”.
- No.
1076
01:06:50,135 --> 01:06:53,722
It's Michael Jackson's jacket.
I don't want to see her anymore. Get rid of that!
1077
01:06:53,805 --> 01:06:55,390
You don't have to wear it.
1078
01:06:55,474 --> 01:06:58,018
Here, drink. That's it, that's good.
1079
01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:02,314
A little more.
It is the best medicine.
1080
01:07:40,435 --> 01:07:42,312
Yeah, that's the sound you make.
1081
01:07:45,691 --> 01:07:48,360
What ? Want to hear “Eat”?
1082
01:07:48,443 --> 01:07:49,611
Really ?
1083
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,697
All right. Here we go.
1084
01:07:58,745 --> 01:08:00,789
You are all slaves!
1085
01:08:01,748 --> 01:08:03,083
Stupid people!
1086
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,169
Morons!
1087
01:08:05,878 --> 01:08:09,047
What ? You paid dearly
to attend the concert?
1088
01:08:09,131 --> 01:08:12,676
You worked like crazy
in a dangerous factory?
1089
01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:16,054
And God knows what they make there!
1090
01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:19,141
Nobody will tell you.
1091
01:08:23,896 --> 01:08:26,231
What do we make in this factory?
1092
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,859
What do we make?
1093
01:08:31,069 --> 01:08:33,614
Do you like being mistreated?
1094
01:08:34,865 --> 01:08:37,868
You like it,
that everyone mistreats you?
1095
01:08:37,951 --> 01:08:41,413
I believe so.
I think you like it.
1096
01:08:42,331 --> 01:08:45,375
Do you like it when your father mistreats you?
1097
01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:46,543
No !
1098
01:08:46,627 --> 01:08:50,339
You like
that Michael Jackson mistreated you?
1099
01:08:50,422 --> 01:08:51,757
No !
1100
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,179
So what are you going to do?
1101
01:08:57,262 --> 01:09:00,390
What are you going to do?
1102
01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:03,519
What are you going to do?
1103
01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:08,357
So…
1104
01:09:09,483 --> 01:09:11,026
Do you want to see it?
1105
01:09:14,363 --> 01:09:16,406
Do you want me to show it to you?
1106
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:21,203
Watch out, I'm going to take it out!
1107
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:25,457
You don't believe me, do you?
1108
01:09:26,124 --> 01:09:29,336
I haven't done it yet,
but I will take it out for you.
1109
01:09:29,419 --> 01:09:32,673
But only if you really want it.
1110
01:09:35,259 --> 01:09:37,636
OK, here we go!
1111
01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:41,098
Yeah !
1112
01:09:43,976 --> 01:09:45,811
Let me go!
1113
01:09:48,564 --> 01:09:50,774
NEWS FLASH
1114
01:09:50,858 --> 01:09:54,528
We interrupt the President's speech
for a special newsflash.
1115
01:09:54,611 --> 01:09:58,991
Parody singer "Weird Al" Yankovic
was arrested this evening
1116
01:09:59,074 --> 01:10:02,536
in Miami-Dade County,
for indecent exposure.
1117
01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:12,171
Okay, I had an idea.
1118
01:10:12,254 --> 01:10:14,548
A great idea.
I hope you like it.
1119
01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:15,799
We're going to team up.
1120
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:19,052
I will write the right songs,
the real songs,
1121
01:10:19,136 --> 01:10:20,971
then you will make parodies of it.
1122
01:10:21,054 --> 01:10:23,432
Paf, paf! It's perfect.
1123
01:10:25,601 --> 01:10:28,228
- That's great.
- Infallible. Nothing will stop us.
1124
01:10:28,312 --> 01:10:31,523
We will be the most fashionable couple
of the entire music industry.
1125
01:10:31,607 --> 01:10:33,275
What will our nickname be?
1126
01:10:33,984 --> 01:10:37,529
I would say "Madankovic" or "Madonnavic",
1127
01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:40,657
or simply… “Madonna”.
1128
01:10:42,117 --> 01:10:44,328
Finally, we have time to think about it.
1129
01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:46,496
But can you imagine the world tour?
1130
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:49,791
“Madonna…with Weird Al.”
1131
01:10:51,084 --> 01:10:54,463
All this money... I get chills.
1132
01:10:57,299 --> 01:10:59,801
Well… that hooks you, doesn’t it?
1133
01:11:00,969 --> 01:11:02,554
Listen, my darling, I...
1134
01:11:04,139 --> 01:11:07,643
I am ready to do
whatever you want.
1135
01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:12,105
Look at me.
I'm a walking disaster.
1136
01:11:12,898 --> 01:11:15,275
I'm barely holding on.
1137
01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:17,778
My parents disowned me.
1138
01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:21,865
I rejected my group, Dr. Demento...
1139
01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,993
Everyone who mattered to me.
1140
01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:29,373
I only have you.
1141
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,794
You are purely and simply
all I have left.
1142
01:11:33,877 --> 01:11:37,130
I don't know what I would do
if something happened to you.
1143
01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:41,009
What ? No !
1144
01:11:41,718 --> 01:11:42,886
No !
1145
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,805
Calm down, Mr. Yankovic!
1146
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:47,391
We're just borrowing your girlfriend.
1147
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:50,060
Stay calm, and nothing will happen to you.
1148
01:11:50,143 --> 01:11:52,896
Please, sir,
whatever you do...
1149
01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:58,569
Don't hurt me.
1150
01:12:00,696 --> 01:12:02,823
- Help!
-Madonna!
1151
01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:55,542
Die!
1152
01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:00,672
Send.
1153
01:13:02,633 --> 01:13:05,010
Hello from Pablo Escobar!
1154
01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:16,897
Pablo Escobar, you just committed
the biggest mistake of your life.
1155
01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,783
We get devoured.
1156
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:30,619
Do you have a cigarette?
1157
01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:33,038
Yes.
1158
01:13:33,121 --> 01:13:35,165
- Hold.
- THANKS.
1159
01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:40,629
Did you hear?
1160
01:13:41,171 --> 01:13:43,215
Yes, it came from there, I think.
1161
01:13:58,814 --> 01:13:59,815
There !
1162
01:14:04,903 --> 01:14:05,988
We got it.
1163
01:14:14,705 --> 01:14:15,706
Wait.
1164
01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:20,210
He's not a man.
1165
01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:23,380
He's a straw boy.
1166
01:14:33,182 --> 01:14:34,349
That'll do the trick.
1167
01:14:50,365 --> 01:14:53,952
I trampled him with my boots,
and the guy called his mother.
1168
01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:56,205
I said, “Stop your movie.” It’s…
1169
01:14:56,872 --> 01:15:00,292
Oh my!
I hope it's not vanilla.
1170
01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:02,419
Who did this? Seriously.
1171
01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,087
Escobar!
1172
01:15:06,006 --> 01:15:07,424
Mr. Yankovic.
1173
01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:10,594
We were waiting for you. Welcome to you.
1174
01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:15,140
As you know,
I am a very big fan of your songs.
1175
01:15:15,224 --> 01:15:18,769
I have all your albums
published by Columbia House Record Club.
1176
01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:20,604
Twelve for a penny, guys.
1177
01:15:20,687 --> 01:15:23,440
It's a great deal, really.
1178
01:15:23,524 --> 01:15:24,775
In short…
1179
01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:27,277
I hope you will forgive me
1180
01:15:27,361 --> 01:15:29,488
to have kidnapped
your lovely girlfriend.
1181
01:15:29,571 --> 01:15:32,533
It seemed like the only way
1182
01:15:32,616 --> 01:15:35,327
to convince you to come
at my birthday party.
1183
01:15:35,410 --> 01:15:39,164
Your agent is really tough in business,
let's be honest.
1184
01:15:39,248 --> 01:15:40,707
A really sneaky guy.
1185
01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:42,835
Excuse me, I'll turn down the music.
1186
01:15:42,918 --> 01:15:44,253
It's a bit annoying.
1187
01:15:52,010 --> 01:15:55,264
We finally hear ourselves think.
There's some noise in there! These voices...
1188
01:15:56,515 --> 01:15:57,766
I am poorly brought up.
1189
01:15:57,850 --> 01:16:01,144
We were going to cut the cake.
Can I offer you a piece of it?
1190
01:16:01,228 --> 01:16:02,729
Serve him a slice.
1191
01:16:02,813 --> 01:16:04,773
No, no cake.
1192
01:16:04,857 --> 01:16:06,149
The guy is on a diet.
1193
01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:08,443
We'll have more, right?
1194
01:16:08,527 --> 01:16:10,445
I'm coming to pick up my girlfriend.
1195
01:16:10,529 --> 01:16:11,655
Then I will leave.
1196
01:16:13,031 --> 01:16:14,950
Your girlfriend? I see.
1197
01:16:16,994 --> 01:16:20,539
Unfortunately,
It doesn't work like that, Mr. Yankovic.
1198
01:16:21,832 --> 01:16:24,626
You will not be able to leave
only after singing for me.
1199
01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:26,795
- It's clear ?
- No way.
1200
01:16:26,879 --> 01:16:28,964
I'm not your jester.
1201
01:16:29,047 --> 01:16:32,050
- I can sing "Borderline."
- No. He's the one I want.
1202
01:16:33,177 --> 01:16:36,471
Mr. Yankovic,
why make a big deal out of it?
1203
01:16:36,555 --> 01:16:38,182
After all, you are here.
1204
01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:41,393
Perform a little song for us
and you can leave.
1205
01:16:42,644 --> 01:16:44,855
Come on, just one song.
1206
01:16:45,647 --> 01:16:50,611
Why not your wonderful parody
of Michael Jackson?
1207
01:16:51,862 --> 01:16:55,032
This is not a parody!
1208
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:25,145
Stop! It's my birthday! Stop!
1209
01:17:27,814 --> 01:17:30,734
First of all, it's not cool, OK?
1210
01:17:30,817 --> 01:17:34,988
Second, if you don't want
really not entertaining us, too bad.
1211
01:17:35,072 --> 01:17:36,490
You just have to leave.
1212
01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:40,702
What ? Can we leave?
1213
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,831
Yes, you leave whenever you want.
1214
01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:47,501
I got you!
1215
01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:49,711
No !
1216
01:17:54,132 --> 01:17:55,592
It's unfortunate.
1217
01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:57,719
He was like a god among men.
1218
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,389
And it will feed the maggots.
1219
01:18:01,139 --> 01:18:03,308
In short… Let the party continue!
1220
01:18:03,392 --> 01:18:04,852
Shall we cut this cake?
1221
01:18:07,145 --> 01:18:08,355
Hey, Pablo!
1222
01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:10,649
You forgot something.
1223
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:14,111
I'm platinum.
1224
01:18:17,322 --> 01:18:18,740
Hey, Escobar…
1225
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:21,159
Eat.
1226
01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,421
GOOD. Let's get out of here.
1227
01:18:35,465 --> 01:18:37,426
I'm getting this medallion back...
1228
01:18:37,509 --> 01:18:38,594
Okay.
1229
01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:41,638
It is well planted.
1230
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:46,059
It's disgusting!
1231
01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:52,065
You killed Pablo Escobar!
1232
01:18:52,149 --> 01:18:55,777
Yeah ! I've killed so many people,
this week.
1233
01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:58,197
Before this Thursday,
I had never killed anyone.
1234
01:18:59,031 --> 01:19:01,283
It's crazy what love makes you do.
1235
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:02,993
Come on, we have to go.
1236
01:19:03,076 --> 01:19:04,578
Not so fast!
1237
01:19:05,329 --> 01:19:06,496
Listen to me.
1238
01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:09,833
Since Escobar is no longer here, maybe…
1239
01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:13,170
That we could run this cartel.
1240
01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:14,254
What ?
1241
01:19:14,338 --> 01:19:16,340
Supply and demand, my darling!
1242
01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:20,969
Someone's going to have to run this cartel.
It might as well be me… us!
1243
01:19:21,053 --> 01:19:23,805
Are you kidding? What about our plans then?
1244
01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:26,266
Write songs together,
go on tour…
1245
01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:29,394
What's the point of making music?
if we can rule the world?
1246
01:19:29,478 --> 01:19:31,563
The money and the power are here.
1247
01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:33,565
Madonna is…
1248
01:19:34,691 --> 01:19:35,734
No.
1249
01:19:36,318 --> 01:19:38,487
My life is in the United States.
1250
01:19:39,363 --> 01:19:43,033
My family would never forgive me
of being involved in a drug cartel.
1251
01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:45,244
Your family already disowned you, Al.
1252
01:19:45,953 --> 01:19:48,288
You only have me, I'll call you back.
1253
01:19:49,748 --> 01:19:53,836
And we will always be together.
I will be the head of the cartel and...
1254
01:19:54,545 --> 01:19:56,171
You can be my right arm.
1255
01:19:58,048 --> 01:19:59,216
Your right arm?
1256
01:20:01,844 --> 01:20:03,303
I can't believe it.
1257
01:20:04,096 --> 01:20:05,639
Dr. Demento was right.
1258
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:09,810
You just used me
to promote your career, huh?
1259
01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,021
Well…
1260
01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:15,148
Yeah.
1261
01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:18,861
Our relationship was
a professional choice.
1262
01:20:19,695 --> 01:20:20,946
And that too.
1263
01:20:21,655 --> 01:20:24,032
Everything is purely professional.
1264
01:20:30,622 --> 01:20:31,665
Well…
1265
01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:33,959
Very good.
1266
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:37,963
In this case, everything is said.
1267
01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:45,053
Best wishes.
1268
01:20:56,481 --> 01:20:58,317
I can't let you go, Al.
1269
01:20:59,401 --> 01:21:01,695
- You know too much.
- What are you talking about ?
1270
01:21:03,363 --> 01:21:04,698
Stop!
1271
01:21:05,657 --> 01:21:08,035
We could have made an incredible team.
1272
01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:09,745
And you know what?
1273
01:21:09,828 --> 01:21:12,998
I decided that I preferred
"Weirdonna" to "Madonnavic".
1274
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,792
But that's all over.
1275
01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:20,339
Our partnership
is officially broken up.
1276
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,760
Goodbye, Madonna.
1277
01:21:43,779 --> 01:21:47,282
Yes, I seriously had to
question myself.
1278
01:21:47,366 --> 01:21:50,994
Was I a parody singer,
an original artist,
1279
01:21:51,078 --> 01:21:53,747
the hitman
the most dangerous in the world?
1280
01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,999
Perhaps I had lost my way.
1281
01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:59,795
Let's get along well,
Being Weird Al also had good sides.
1282
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:01,964
Fame, fortune,
1283
01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:05,092
chic dinners,
become a member of the Illuminati,
1284
01:22:05,175 --> 01:22:07,427
spend the holidays with the Illuminati,
1285
01:22:07,511 --> 01:22:10,848
learn the truth
on the first step on the Moon and on JFK,
1286
01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:14,643
but without my family,
none of that mattered.
1287
01:22:14,726 --> 01:22:16,812
I knew what I had to do.
1288
01:22:33,412 --> 01:22:35,330
It's not very complicated.
1289
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:41,628
When the light turns green,
turn this crank to the left.
1290
01:22:41,712 --> 01:22:46,008
When it turns red,
stop and lower this lever.
1291
01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:49,136
When it turns green again,
raise the lever
1292
01:22:49,219 --> 01:22:51,555
and turn the crank to the right.
1293
01:22:52,931 --> 01:22:54,766
That's it, that's all.
1294
01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:56,351
We have lunch at 12:30 p.m.
1295
01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:59,563
Can I ask you a question?
1296
01:23:00,564 --> 01:23:01,607
Of course.
1297
01:23:03,358 --> 01:23:04,985
What do we make here?
1298
01:23:08,155 --> 01:23:10,365
Your father told me you were funny!
1299
01:23:11,116 --> 01:23:14,328
This one is really good!
“What do we make here?”
1300
01:23:44,816 --> 01:23:47,319
Help! My leg is stuck!
1301
01:23:48,904 --> 01:23:51,823
It burns me! My leg!
1302
01:23:54,284 --> 01:23:55,994
It burns!
1303
01:24:00,332 --> 01:24:02,501
Cleaning required in cold room.
1304
01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:04,127
Do you have a minute?
1305
01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:05,379
Well…
1306
01:24:06,255 --> 01:24:07,256
What?
1307
01:24:09,049 --> 01:24:11,426
Are you going to give me one, dad?
1308
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:15,806
No.
1309
01:24:18,267 --> 01:24:19,351
But…
1310
01:24:20,686 --> 01:24:21,937
What are you doing here?
1311
01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:24,481
What am I doing here?
1312
01:24:25,274 --> 01:24:26,358
Serious ?
1313
01:24:28,026 --> 01:24:30,821
All my life,
I did everything to satisfy you,
1314
01:24:30,904 --> 01:24:32,656
but it was never enough.
1315
01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:35,826
You were always disappointed
by your “crazy” son.
1316
01:24:35,909 --> 01:24:40,581
Yes, I gave up the most beautiful career
throughout the history of music
1317
01:24:40,664 --> 01:24:44,042
to work in this factory,
what you always wanted,
1318
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:46,336
and that’s still not enough for you?
1319
01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:47,963
I appreciate what you do.
1320
01:24:49,464 --> 01:24:51,842
But this life is not made for you.
1321
01:24:51,925 --> 01:24:54,469
I am not capable
to turn cranks?
1322
01:24:54,553 --> 01:24:56,013
No, I didn't say that.
1323
01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:57,472
What, then?
1324
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,689
I was wrong to hold you back.
1325
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:10,444
You're not made for this.
1326
01:25:12,529 --> 01:25:13,655
You are special.
1327
01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:16,450
You are Weird Al.
1328
01:25:18,076 --> 01:25:19,203
And you are my son.
1329
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,290
And I am…
1330
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:26,335
I'm proud of you.
1331
01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:31,006
Look at.
1332
01:25:33,675 --> 01:25:35,010
What are you doing ?
1333
01:25:40,390 --> 01:25:41,517
Dad !
1334
01:25:48,315 --> 01:25:51,944
Long live the wind
Batman sucks, Robin is crazy
1335
01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:55,280
Batmobile loses oil
And the Joker took off
1336
01:25:56,156 --> 01:25:58,200
Yes, it's a great classic.
1337
01:26:01,703 --> 01:26:04,164
Your mother told me
that you were dating Madonna.
1338
01:26:05,999 --> 01:26:07,626
No, we broke up.
1339
01:26:08,627 --> 01:26:10,796
Sorry, honey. What happened?
1340
01:26:10,879 --> 01:26:13,423
Yes… It’s complicated.
1341
01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:16,176
Don't worry.
One lost, ten found.
1342
01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:19,930
So tell me,
what does it feel like to be you?
1343
01:26:20,013 --> 01:26:23,517
To be an international star, all that?
1344
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,726
Well…
1345
01:26:25,269 --> 01:26:26,979
It's nice, but...
1346
01:26:27,563 --> 01:26:29,481
It’s also a huge pressure.
1347
01:26:30,732 --> 01:26:34,194
The hardest part, for me,
it’s about creating new songs.
1348
01:26:34,278 --> 01:26:37,656
I never know
where my next idea will come from.
1349
01:26:37,739 --> 01:26:40,868
And frankly, I'm not sure
to still be able to do it.
1350
01:26:40,951 --> 01:26:44,121
Don't talk nonsense.
I'm sure your next idea
1351
01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:46,373
is right under your nose.
1352
01:26:50,252 --> 01:26:52,963
You must have noticed
that I had gained a little weight.
1353
01:26:53,046 --> 01:26:54,590
No, mom, you look great.
1354
01:26:54,673 --> 01:26:57,551
Yes, I find you perfect
with a few extra kilos.
1355
01:26:57,634 --> 01:26:59,052
You are very plump.
1356
01:26:59,136 --> 01:27:02,139
Nick, you know I'm fat.
1357
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:04,266
I'm fat, and you know it.
1358
01:27:08,729 --> 01:27:09,980
What ?
1359
01:27:11,148 --> 01:27:13,275
Dad, can I ask you a question?
1360
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,237
Mom told me, when I was little,
1361
01:27:17,321 --> 01:27:21,116
that you had your reasons
for being so hard on me.
1362
01:27:24,953 --> 01:27:26,830
I think it's time, honey.
1363
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,251
Alright.
1364
01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:53,607
I put everything in writing.
That should explain everything.
1365
01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:57,277
All right. You wouldn't have
a photo album, rather?
1366
01:27:57,361 --> 01:27:59,404
Or a summary of the important points?
1367
01:27:59,488 --> 01:28:01,949
I don't have any photos,
but a sketchbook.
1368
01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:04,159
A sketchbook?
1369
01:28:06,537 --> 01:28:07,871
In fact…
1370
01:28:08,664 --> 01:28:11,875
We didn't have a camera,
when I was little,
1371
01:28:12,543 --> 01:28:13,669
because…
1372
01:28:16,547 --> 01:28:18,590
My family was Amish.
1373
01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:21,343
Serious ?
1374
01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:24,137
Yes. I was raised among the Amish.
1375
01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,267
I lived in a community
up to the age of 16,
1376
01:28:28,350 --> 01:28:31,603
and frankly,
I never felt at home there,
1377
01:28:31,687 --> 01:28:34,189
because, to be completely honest,
1378
01:28:34,273 --> 01:28:37,860
I was as crazy as you,
when I was a kid.
1379
01:28:39,152 --> 01:28:43,448
I even changed the lyrics
hymns that were sung during the service.
1380
01:28:43,532 --> 01:28:45,325
It was not very well seen.
1381
01:28:48,161 --> 01:28:49,997
This child is incorrigible.
1382
01:28:50,581 --> 01:28:52,207
A few years later,
1383
01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:54,418
I was able to make rumspringa.
1384
01:28:54,501 --> 01:28:57,713
I finally had the opportunity
to explore the outside world
1385
01:28:57,796 --> 01:29:00,215
and discover what he had to offer.
1386
01:29:01,008 --> 01:29:03,635
And that's where I saw the love of my life,
1387
01:29:03,719 --> 01:29:07,139
a 1933 Excelsior,
1388
01:29:07,222 --> 01:29:10,392
the most beautiful accordion ever made.
1389
01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:15,147
I put all my savings into it,
but it was worth it.
1390
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,733
Wait, did you have an accordion?
1391
01:29:17,816 --> 01:29:21,361
Yes ! And I was pretty good at it.
1392
01:29:21,445 --> 01:29:23,947
I wasn't bad at all.
1393
01:29:24,031 --> 01:29:25,657
I thought I was the love of your life.
1394
01:29:25,741 --> 01:29:27,618
You won't be here until later, darling.
1395
01:29:27,701 --> 01:29:31,330
In short… I tried for months
to become a professional musician,
1396
01:29:31,413 --> 01:29:33,540
but God had decided otherwise.
1397
01:29:33,624 --> 01:29:37,169
I suffered failure after failure.
1398
01:29:37,252 --> 01:29:39,129
Hello, accordionist.
1399
01:29:39,213 --> 01:29:41,632
I understood
that I had to give up on my dream
1400
01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:44,760
and find
the life I had always known.
1401
01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:48,096
But when I wanted to rejoin
the Amish community,
1402
01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:50,098
when they saw this accordion,
1403
01:29:50,182 --> 01:29:52,935
I was excommunicated on the spot
1404
01:29:53,018 --> 01:29:55,020
and banned forever.
1405
01:29:55,103 --> 01:29:58,690
I was torn from my roots.
One thing was certain:
1406
01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:02,528
I didn't want to see an accordion anymore
until the end of my days.
1407
01:30:03,403 --> 01:30:05,697
And I went to work at the factory,
1408
01:30:05,781 --> 01:30:09,368
where I knew we could
earn a decent salary
1409
01:30:09,451 --> 01:30:11,453
for honest work.
1410
01:30:11,537 --> 01:30:13,205
This is where I met…
1411
01:30:14,414 --> 01:30:16,041
The true love of my life.
1412
01:30:17,459 --> 01:30:18,502
Your mother.
1413
01:30:20,838 --> 01:30:23,966
Dad, I had no idea.
1414
01:30:25,801 --> 01:30:28,470
Obviously ! I just told you.
1415
01:30:28,554 --> 01:30:30,681
The point of this story was...
1416
01:30:31,723 --> 01:30:33,267
Anyway… Listen.
1417
01:30:34,810 --> 01:30:37,855
I hope you will forgive me
and that you understand me.
1418
01:30:39,898 --> 01:30:41,400
I lost everything
1419
01:30:42,025 --> 01:30:44,820
and I didn't want
that you suffer the same fate.
1420
01:30:47,239 --> 01:30:49,408
I didn't want
may your dreams be shattered.
1421
01:30:49,491 --> 01:30:52,870
I thought it would be better
nip these ideas in the bud
1422
01:30:52,953 --> 01:30:54,913
before they become dreams.
1423
01:30:58,208 --> 01:31:00,836
Yes, that seems logical.
1424
01:31:06,008 --> 01:31:08,343
It's nothing, that. You can throw it away.
1425
01:31:08,427 --> 01:31:09,887
- “Amish Paradise”?
- No.
1426
01:31:09,970 --> 01:31:12,556
- Tear this into small pieces.
- Wait, dad…
1427
01:31:13,557 --> 01:31:14,766
Are these words?
1428
01:31:14,850 --> 01:31:18,103
This is nonsense I wrote.
Never mind. You can…
1429
01:31:18,187 --> 01:31:20,439
No, dad, these words are...
1430
01:31:22,149 --> 01:31:24,276
It's like a window to your soul.
1431
01:31:25,611 --> 01:31:28,655
I had never felt
so close to you.
1432
01:31:32,826 --> 01:31:37,080
I could never sing it,
because my dream had already vanished.
1433
01:31:37,164 --> 01:31:41,168
I told myself that one day, maybe...
No, forget it.
1434
01:31:41,251 --> 01:31:45,339
Never mind. I don't think anyone
will never hear this song.
1435
01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:49,968
But yes!
1436
01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:51,803
That's it!
1437
01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:53,931
Mom !
1438
01:31:54,014 --> 01:31:56,308
What did you say about your weight?
1439
01:31:56,391 --> 01:31:57,476
We changed the subject.
1440
01:31:57,559 --> 01:31:59,811
It was a moment of intimacy.
1441
01:31:59,895 --> 01:32:01,230
Open your eyes a little.
1442
01:32:01,313 --> 01:32:04,191
Yes, I wrote a book, all that…
1443
01:32:04,274 --> 01:32:05,400
-Alfy!
- The drawings…
1444
01:32:05,484 --> 01:32:06,902
Listen to your father.
1445
01:32:06,985 --> 01:32:09,988
Do you hear what they say to you?
Do you see my lips moving?
1446
01:32:10,072 --> 01:32:11,573
You don't get anything!
1447
01:32:12,157 --> 01:32:14,535
We spent almost our entire lives
1448
01:32:14,618 --> 01:32:17,955
Living in an Amish paradise
1449
01:32:18,038 --> 01:32:20,332
I happened to churn the butter
1450
01:32:20,415 --> 01:32:23,377
Living in an Amish paradise
1451
01:32:23,460 --> 01:32:26,171
We make efforts and sacrifices
1452
01:32:26,255 --> 01:32:29,466
When you live in an Amish paradise
1453
01:32:29,550 --> 01:32:32,010
We sell comforters at a discount
1454
01:32:32,094 --> 01:32:35,055
When you live in an Amish paradise
1455
01:32:35,138 --> 01:32:38,183
Hitch up the cart, churn butter
1456
01:32:38,267 --> 01:32:41,228
I just built a barn
It won't be the last
1457
01:32:41,311 --> 01:32:43,730
Do you think you are virtuous?
Have a pure heart?
1458
01:32:43,814 --> 01:32:46,817
I know that I am
A thousand times more humble than you
1459
01:32:46,900 --> 01:32:49,611
I am the pious man
Who the little ones are inspired by
1460
01:32:49,695 --> 01:32:53,073
On your knees, day and night
I score points for the afterlife
1461
01:32:53,156 --> 01:32:55,158
Don't be conceited, don't complain
1462
01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:58,704
Otherwise, my brother
I'll have to kick your ass
1463
01:32:58,787 --> 01:33:01,331
We spent almost our entire lives
1464
01:33:01,415 --> 01:33:04,793
Living in an Amish paradise
1465
01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:07,212
We are all Mennonites
1466
01:33:07,296 --> 01:33:09,715
I should have kept
exploitation rights.
1467
01:33:11,008 --> 01:33:13,051
Neither cop nor traffic light
1468
01:33:13,135 --> 01:33:16,013
When you live in an Amish paradise
1469
01:33:16,597 --> 01:33:18,891
But you must think it sucks
1470
01:33:18,974 --> 01:33:21,560
To live in an Amish paradise
1471
01:33:26,315 --> 01:33:27,441
Yuck!
1472
01:33:42,664 --> 01:33:45,292
It’s so nice to see you again!
1473
01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:47,377
Yeah, I was starting to miss him.
1474
01:33:47,461 --> 01:33:50,047
Frankly,
I regret everything I told you.
1475
01:33:50,130 --> 01:33:51,465
I'm really sorry.
1476
01:33:51,548 --> 01:33:52,799
You are an artist.
1477
01:33:52,883 --> 01:33:55,135
Being an asshole is part of the process.
1478
01:33:55,219 --> 01:33:57,304
Yeah, name me a creative genius
1479
01:33:57,387 --> 01:34:00,474
who has not had a turbulent past
involving drugs, alcohol
1480
01:34:00,557 --> 01:34:03,101
and bloody killing
in the heart of the jungle.
1481
01:34:03,185 --> 01:34:04,686
Yes, you are right.
1482
01:34:05,687 --> 01:34:07,314
I love you guys.
1483
01:34:08,982 --> 01:34:10,817
- See you later.
- Yes, see you again!
1484
01:34:14,446 --> 01:34:16,073
Dr. D, you have come!
1485
01:34:16,156 --> 01:34:18,742
Of course. I wouldn't have missed this
for nothing in the world.
1486
01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:21,078
Needless to say, you were amazing!
1487
01:34:21,161 --> 01:34:26,041
THANKS. I also want to tell you
that the way I treated you...
1488
01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:28,335
Stop! I'll stop you immediately.
1489
01:34:28,418 --> 01:34:30,504
You don't have to apologize.
1490
01:34:30,587 --> 01:34:33,298
I thought carefully about what you said
1491
01:34:33,382 --> 01:34:34,967
and I realized that...
1492
01:34:37,803 --> 01:34:39,555
I consider you my son.
1493
01:34:40,264 --> 01:34:44,726
And I never had children, so...
1494
01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:52,526
I would like to adopt you.
1495
01:34:57,698 --> 01:34:59,116
Do you want to be my son?
1496
01:35:03,996 --> 01:35:04,997
I…
1497
01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:07,666
I just reconciled with my father.
1498
01:35:09,793 --> 01:35:10,919
It's true ?
1499
01:35:11,003 --> 01:35:12,629
- Yes.
- That's... Okay.
1500
01:35:12,713 --> 01:35:16,341
Yes, we talked and everything worked out.
1501
01:35:16,425 --> 01:35:17,634
Cool !
1502
01:35:17,718 --> 01:35:19,511
- It's great!
- Yes.
1503
01:35:19,595 --> 01:35:21,096
Excellent !
1504
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:23,765
- Yeah.
- Cool ! It's so cool!
1505
01:35:23,849 --> 01:35:25,225
Really cool.
1506
01:35:25,309 --> 01:35:29,104
I believe that…
my category won't be long.
1507
01:35:29,188 --> 01:35:30,814
- I have to change.
- Yes, go ahead.
1508
01:35:30,898 --> 01:35:33,025
But it was nice to see you.
1509
01:35:33,108 --> 01:35:34,902
- Thanks for coming.
- It was nothing.
1510
01:35:34,985 --> 01:35:37,279
- It's so good. See you later.
- That works !
1511
01:35:44,745 --> 01:35:47,998
Please welcome Diana Ross,
Grammy Award winner,
1512
01:35:48,081 --> 01:35:51,376
and Hulk Hogan,
WWF Intercontinental Champion.
1513
01:35:53,086 --> 01:35:57,382
Every artist learns to express themselves
through his instrument.
1514
01:35:57,466 --> 01:36:02,387
Louis Armstrong had his trumpet
and Jimi Hendrix, his guitar.
1515
01:36:02,471 --> 01:36:05,599
And my instrument is my voice.
1516
01:36:08,936 --> 01:36:10,103
Yes, Diana.
1517
01:36:10,187 --> 01:36:13,649
And my instruments
are these 60 cm biscotos.
1518
01:36:17,736 --> 01:36:19,321
Don't look, Mary.
1519
01:36:19,404 --> 01:36:20,822
He's an oiled man.
1520
01:36:23,534 --> 01:36:27,496
And now,
the price you are all waiting for.
1521
01:36:27,579 --> 01:36:31,208
In category
"Maybe not the most technical,"
1522
01:36:31,291 --> 01:36:34,503
but one of the most famous accordionists
1523
01:36:34,586 --> 01:36:38,048
in a very specific musical genre",
1524
01:36:38,131 --> 01:36:40,008
The prize is awarded to…
1525
01:36:48,976 --> 01:36:51,311
“Weird Al” Yankovic!
1526
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,925
Thank you.
1527
01:37:22,843 --> 01:37:24,261
It's incredible.
1528
01:37:24,928 --> 01:37:26,346
I'm really touched.
1529
01:37:26,430 --> 01:37:30,809
And in front of billions of spectators
who watch us all over the world,
1530
01:37:30,893 --> 01:37:33,103
all I want to say is...
1531
01:37:33,729 --> 01:37:35,981
"See, Dad? I told you so!"
1532
01:37:36,064 --> 01:37:38,609
Yeah, in your face, buddy!
1533
01:37:40,861 --> 01:37:41,945
Huh?
1534
01:37:42,029 --> 01:37:46,450
Among those present this evening,
there are many I have to thank.
1535
01:37:46,533 --> 01:37:50,037
Important people in my eyes
and who made me
1536
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:52,039
the man I am today.
1537
01:37:52,706 --> 01:37:55,584
But they will recognize each other,
and I will thank them privately.
1538
01:37:57,503 --> 01:38:01,173
Okay, I'm going to have to cut it short.
I don't have much time left.
1539
01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:05,719
Finally… I plan to do that
for a very long time,
1540
01:38:05,802 --> 01:38:07,387
don't worry.
1541
01:38:07,471 --> 01:38:09,348
You can't get rid of me like that.
1542
01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:15,896
I'm waiting for your signal.
1543
01:38:15,979 --> 01:38:17,189
Be ready.
1544
01:38:17,272 --> 01:38:20,943
But I would like to take advantage
of these last seconds to say...
1545
01:38:23,237 --> 01:38:25,531
Live the life you dream of.
1546
01:38:25,614 --> 01:38:28,534
Be as crazy as you want.
1547
01:38:28,617 --> 01:38:31,912
Believe me,
you will never find happiness
1548
01:38:31,995 --> 01:38:34,414
until you accept
who you are.
1549
01:38:35,749 --> 01:38:39,461
And in front of all of you, at this precise moment,
1550
01:38:39,545 --> 01:38:44,007
I can say very sincerely
that I have never been so happy
1551
01:38:44,091 --> 01:38:47,553
nor so proud in all my life.
1552
01:38:49,721 --> 01:38:50,722
THANKS.
1553
01:39:04,695 --> 01:39:07,531
THANKS !
1554
01:39:14,162 --> 01:39:15,372
Go for it.
1555
01:39:22,004 --> 01:39:23,922
No !
1556
01:39:25,883 --> 01:39:30,971
“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC WAS MURDERED
AT THE SHRINE AUDITORIUM IN 1985…
1557
01:39:31,054 --> 01:39:35,517
BUT HIS MUSIC WILL REMAIN
FOREVER ETERNAL.
1558
01:39:37,728 --> 01:39:42,399
MADONNA CICCONE IS STILL AT FREE.
1559
01:42:27,773 --> 01:42:29,858
Did you think you knew me?
1560
01:42:29,942 --> 01:42:32,569
Well, think again
1561
01:42:32,653 --> 01:42:35,280
Now you know the whole story
1562
01:42:35,364 --> 01:42:38,075
Now you know everything, buddy
1563
01:42:38,158 --> 01:42:40,744
You know all my dirty secrets
1564
01:42:40,827 --> 01:42:43,747
Because we unpacked everything
1565
01:42:43,830 --> 01:42:46,333
I have nothing left to hide
1566
01:42:46,416 --> 01:42:48,627
So, what do you think of me?
1567
01:42:50,587 --> 01:42:52,923
The truth has come out
1568
01:42:53,006 --> 01:42:55,509
All doubts have finally been resolved
1569
01:42:55,592 --> 01:42:59,179
If it's in a movie
It has to be the truth
1570
01:42:59,263 --> 01:43:00,430
Oh, yes
1571
01:43:01,390 --> 01:43:03,475
If you didn't know
1572
01:43:03,559 --> 01:43:05,811
You won't wonder anymore
1573
01:43:05,894 --> 01:43:10,065
Now you know
1574
01:43:12,359 --> 01:43:14,528
I had to tell you
1575
01:43:14,611 --> 01:43:16,488
I should have done this a long time ago
1576
01:43:16,572 --> 01:43:20,742
But now you know
1577
01:43:22,452 --> 01:43:25,497
Yeah, that's how it happened
1578
01:43:25,581 --> 01:43:27,499
We checked everything
1579
01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:30,627
If you still don't believe it
1580
01:43:30,711 --> 01:43:32,963
It doesn't make me hot or cold
1581
01:43:33,839 --> 01:43:36,508
But don't call me a liar
1582
01:43:36,592 --> 01:43:38,594
Because you weren't there
1583
01:43:39,386 --> 01:43:41,763
This film is now authentic
1584
01:43:41,847 --> 01:43:43,974
It's all true, I swear
1585
01:43:45,851 --> 01:43:47,895
We only changed one thing
1586
01:43:47,978 --> 01:43:50,689
I really did Live Aid with Queen
1587
01:43:51,607 --> 01:43:54,276
And I planted them on stage
1588
01:43:54,359 --> 01:43:55,569
It's true
1589
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:58,947
If you didn't know
1590
01:43:59,031 --> 01:44:01,158
You won't wonder anymore
1591
01:44:01,241 --> 01:44:05,370
Now you know
1592
01:44:07,873 --> 01:44:09,958
I had to tell you
1593
01:44:10,042 --> 01:44:12,002
I should have done this a long time ago
1594
01:44:12,085 --> 01:44:16,256
But now you know
1595
01:44:30,562 --> 01:44:32,564
What an adventure!
1596
01:44:32,648 --> 01:44:35,859
And that scene where I died?
1597
01:44:35,943 --> 01:44:38,529
I didn't expect it
1598
01:44:40,614 --> 01:44:42,407
But I'm back
1599
01:44:44,493 --> 01:44:49,122
Ready to wreak havoc on you
From my zombie apocalypse
1600
01:44:49,206 --> 01:44:53,085
Now you know
1601
01:44:54,211 --> 01:44:56,171
Now you know
1602
01:44:56,255 --> 01:44:57,756
You know it
1603
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:00,342
And the singers
Paid at union rate sing
1604
01:45:00,425 --> 01:45:04,179
Now you know
1605
01:45:05,389 --> 01:45:07,558
Now you know
1606
01:45:07,641 --> 01:45:11,478
No invention, no exaggeration
It's the pure truth
1607
01:45:11,562 --> 01:45:15,357
Now you know
1608
01:45:16,567 --> 01:45:18,193
Now you know
1609
01:45:19,069 --> 01:45:22,614
I'm starting to say to myself
That this song is a bit repetitive
1610
01:45:22,698 --> 01:45:26,535
Now you know
1611
01:45:27,703 --> 01:45:29,162
Now you know
1612
01:45:40,048 --> 01:45:41,758
The false ending!
1613
01:45:41,842 --> 01:45:45,679
Now you know
1614
01:45:46,763 --> 01:45:48,724
Now you know
1615
01:45:48,807 --> 01:45:51,351
Look at all these people in the credits
1616
01:45:51,435 --> 01:45:52,769
We had to pay them
1617
01:45:52,853 --> 01:45:56,398
Now you know
1618
01:45:57,649 --> 01:45:59,067
Now you know
1619
01:45:59,151 --> 01:46:01,028
Hey, I remember him
1620
01:46:01,111 --> 01:46:03,697
I met him on the set
He seemed nice
1621
01:46:03,780 --> 01:46:07,284
Now you know
1622
01:46:08,493 --> 01:46:10,204
Now you know
1623
01:46:10,287 --> 01:46:13,415
All these songs were
In the movie you just watched
1624
01:46:13,498 --> 01:46:14,791
Including this one
1625
01:46:14,875 --> 01:46:20,631
Now you know
1626
01:46:35,687 --> 01:46:37,147
Double false ending!
1627
01:46:37,231 --> 01:46:40,943
Now you know
1628
01:46:41,944 --> 01:46:43,403
Now you know
1629
01:46:43,487 --> 01:46:47,741
This song goes on and on
1630
01:46:47,824 --> 01:46:51,495
Now you know
1631
01:46:52,538 --> 01:46:54,081
Now you know
1632
01:46:54,957 --> 01:46:58,252
Seriously, these credits are endless!
1633
01:46:58,335 --> 01:47:01,964
Now you know
1634
01:47:03,048 --> 01:47:04,508
Now you know
1635
01:47:04,591 --> 01:47:09,179
This song could technically
Being selected for the Oscars
1636
01:47:09,263 --> 01:47:12,599
Now you know
1637
01:47:14,142 --> 01:47:15,435
Now you know
1638
01:47:29,366 --> 01:47:33,370
Subtitles: Rémi Coulmeau