1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,544 Previously on "The L Word" 2 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:02,604 I don't wanna break up with you. 3 00:00:02,639 --> 00:00:04,061 You think we should go to therapy? 4 00:00:04,096 --> 00:00:05,844 Therapy's for people with problems. 5 00:00:07,039 --> 00:00:09,277 Tell me you never want to see me again. 6 00:00:09,312 --> 00:00:10,898 I never wanna see you again. 7 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,125 MUSIC 8 00:00:12,515 --> 00:00:14,460 What I want to do now, Kit, is just to be 9 00:00:14,495 --> 00:00:16,271 a really good business partner to you 10 00:00:16,278 --> 00:00:19,370 - and this whole night club thing. - The Hit Club! 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,625 - Hit! It's a hit! - That's a great name for a club. 12 00:00:21,669 --> 00:00:22,772 I'm gonna call William. 13 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:24,162 Did you hear what happened with the movie? 14 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:25,503 - No. - They'll reshoot the ending. 15 00:00:25,538 --> 00:00:27,972 - To what? - Jesse goes back to Jim and 16 00:00:28,008 --> 00:00:30,412 decides she isn't maybe lesbian after all. 17 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:33,281 I didn't call you at 2:15 in the morning 18 00:00:33,315 --> 00:00:35,100 to accuse you of being a sellout. 19 00:00:37,457 --> 00:00:38,442 Oh my God! 20 00:00:38,488 --> 00:00:40,140 You need to fight for Jenny. 21 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:41,932 You're my best friend I've ever had 22 00:00:41,968 --> 00:00:44,940 and I'm profoundly ashamed of what I've done. 23 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:46,193 It's Jenny. She said: 24 00:00:46,197 --> 00:00:48,193 "If you still wanna come over and see me, you can". 25 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,881 You're nothing but a self absorbed, self-indulgent little brat. 26 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:55,753 And our little feeling on set was a showmance. 27 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,461 It's time for you to go. 28 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:07,781 Baby, don't be sad. 29 00:01:07,826 --> 00:01:09,503 It's so boring. 30 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:10,682 Get off of me! 31 00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:13,820 Who the hell does she think she is?! 32 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,363 She called me, she wanted me! 33 00:01:16,406 --> 00:01:19,131 And then she goes all Paris and Britney on me just like: 34 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,542 "Oh, I never liked you and it was a showmance!" 35 00:01:22,368 --> 00:01:23,291 MUSIC 36 00:01:23,338 --> 00:01:25,063 Can you believe that? 37 00:01:25,818 --> 00:01:28,243 She fucks me all night long and then she has the nerve 38 00:01:28,286 --> 00:01:29,833 to say that's a showmance! 39 00:01:29,876 --> 00:01:31,872 I mean, I don't even know what the fuck that is! 40 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:33,600 - I'm googling. - Oh, it's, uh... 41 00:01:33,647 --> 00:01:35,520 Oh, it's, uh... 42 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:40,360 "Phony romance that happens during a movie or a TV show" 43 00:01:40,407 --> 00:01:42,530 "usually between two stars, but it can" 44 00:01:42,575 --> 00:01:44,571 - "also be between a star and"... - You know what? 45 00:01:44,608 --> 00:01:46,251 I got it, alright? 46 00:01:47,176 --> 00:01:49,840 Do you know how many times has she said that she loved me? 47 00:01:49,885 --> 00:01:52,513 She's officially a liar and I officially hate her! 48 00:01:52,556 --> 00:01:54,163 You know what? Fuck her, alright?! 49 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:56,943 I got over 16 million on my opening week end and 50 00:01:56,978 --> 00:01:59,471 she can't even get in at the premiere of my next movie. 51 00:01:59,508 --> 00:02:00,961 She payed someone. 52 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:03,303 God! Makes wonder who broke her heart. 53 00:02:03,305 --> 00:02:06,861 I can't believe she told you it wasn't you. That was so harsh! 54 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:09,250 You must feel horrible. 55 00:02:10,065 --> 00:02:11,212 You know what? 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:14,493 You are out of my 5! 57 00:02:15,195 --> 00:02:18,181 - Nikki, you're my best friend! - No, get out! 58 00:02:18,895 --> 00:02:21,011 Right now! Get out! 59 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:23,642 Everyone, get out! 60 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:26,562 Everyone! You know? You and you, and you, get out! 61 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,902 Get out! 62 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,261 Now! Move! 63 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:41,462 Jenny Schecter is a liar and a user. 64 00:02:42,547 --> 00:02:45,740 And trust me, you are not gonna get away with this. 65 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,982 You are dead meat, Schecter. 66 00:02:49,996 --> 00:02:51,251 Dead. 67 00:03:52,196 --> 00:03:54,913 And this is where we're gonna put the new DJ booth. 68 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,291 So, if you need anything, just let us know. 69 00:03:56,295 --> 00:03:57,843 {\a6}We'll get you all the right equipment. 70 00:03:57,848 --> 00:03:59,241 {\a6}Oh, I'll send you a list. 71 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,580 {\a6}I love these colors. 72 00:04:03,518 --> 00:04:05,310 We love them too. 73 00:04:05,358 --> 00:04:07,731 {\a6}We got morroconess out of "Casablanca" theme. 74 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:10,670 {\a6}- It's our favorite film. - Oh, say no more. 75 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:12,131 I love... 76 00:04:14,235 --> 00:04:15,880 So, what do we have to do 77 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:17,991 to get the fabulous Sunset Boulevard 78 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:20,173 to come and spin at Hit? 79 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:22,333 {\a6}Just keeping the fabulous Kit Porter. 80 00:04:22,368 --> 00:04:24,292 {\a6}You know you're my ultimate RandB goddess? 81 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:26,271 {\a6}Oh, I don't know about the ultimate. 82 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:30,273 Ooh, somebody's been working out! 83 00:04:31,418 --> 00:04:33,223 {\a6}Not that we're the type... you know, we're, uh... 84 00:04:33,265 --> 00:04:35,591 {\a6}We've both swore off men. 85 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,952 {\a6}- Ages of it. - Good for you. 86 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:39,732 {\a6}You two got a good thing going here. 87 00:04:39,768 --> 00:04:41,870 {\a6}You don't need some man in here messin' it up. 88 00:04:43,995 --> 00:04:45,532 {\a6}Okay, let me show you 89 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,752 {\a6}all of the textures and plans. 90 00:04:49,398 --> 00:04:50,723 - "I Like It" by The Emotions - 91 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,023 Oh, I'm vanilla and fruit. 92 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:07,652 Breakfeast burrito. 93 00:05:08,566 --> 00:05:09,472 Thanks. 94 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:16,881 Excuse me. 95 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,903 - I didn't order that. - Oh, they're from her. 96 00:05:23,026 --> 00:05:25,161 Jenny, Shane wants you to know 97 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,573 that she made them especially for you. 98 00:05:33,128 --> 00:05:34,462 Excuse me, Alice? 99 00:05:35,788 --> 00:05:37,443 Do you mind just mentionning to Shane 100 00:05:37,448 --> 00:05:39,162 that I don't want her waffles? 101 00:05:45,177 --> 00:05:47,541 She doesn't want your waffles. 102 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:55,201 How much do you love the New Valley service? 103 00:05:55,238 --> 00:05:58,042 {\a6}Oh, my God, Helena's taking this place to a whole new level. 104 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,170 Oh, and waffles! Look! I know that I love waffles. 105 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,371 I'm getting waffles. 106 00:06:09,796 --> 00:06:11,152 {\a6}Or not. 107 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:14,501 {\a6}Haven't you heard that there are people starving in this world? 108 00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:16,723 {\a6}I'm sure they don't want waffles, Kit. 109 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:23,701 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 110 00:06:23,736 --> 00:06:26,591 Shit! Okay, that's one to one. 111 00:06:28,316 --> 00:06:30,320 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 112 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:33,473 - Fuck! I always loose. - 'Cause you're always rock. 113 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:34,900 - Always. - Is that what it is? 114 00:06:37,528 --> 00:06:38,631 Have fun with the martyrs. 115 00:06:38,668 --> 00:06:40,210 Have fun with the cheaters. 116 00:06:49,768 --> 00:06:52,202 Wow, everyone's so industrial. 117 00:06:52,235 --> 00:06:53,480 What are you doing? 118 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:56,610 - Learning. - I'm writing my new treatment. 119 00:06:57,078 --> 00:06:58,433 What are you writing, Alice? 120 00:07:02,018 --> 00:07:02,850 A treatment. 121 00:07:05,028 --> 00:07:06,252 A treatment for a film? 122 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:10,993 I just... I had this kinda killer idea so I thought 123 00:07:11,038 --> 00:07:14,333 I'll just write a great screenplay and then 124 00:07:14,365 --> 00:07:17,331 sell it for millions and buy a house in Malibu? 125 00:07:17,365 --> 00:07:19,093 I don't like Malibu. 126 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:21,970 - You've never been to Malibu. - I have been there. 127 00:07:23,558 --> 00:07:25,981 I didn't know you wanted to be a screenwriter. 128 00:07:26,018 --> 00:07:28,022 Well, I mean, you know, I never really did. 129 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:30,512 Really, but I thought how hard 130 00:07:30,548 --> 00:07:33,801 can it be? Right? Jenny? I mean, it's like, 131 00:07:33,847 --> 00:07:35,300 you get paid big time. 132 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:40,742 Well, if you, if you actually, Alice, if you would to amortize 133 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:43,493 the payment of the 17 drafts that I did on "Lez Girls", 134 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:46,812 you'll see that you actually don't get paid very much. So... 135 00:07:48,028 --> 00:07:50,032 Alice is writing a treatment for a script. 136 00:07:50,065 --> 00:07:51,463 Hope we're not in it. 137 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,061 Amen to that. 138 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,042 Actually, 139 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:56,942 writing a good screenplay is what's really hard. 140 00:07:56,987 --> 00:07:59,392 And Jenny's become a very good screenwriter. 141 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:00,311 Thank you, Tina. 142 00:08:00,415 --> 00:08:02,023 You should ask her to read your treatment. 143 00:08:04,097 --> 00:08:05,480 Sure. 144 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,985 Sure, sure, sure. 145 00:08:07,789 --> 00:08:09,642 I would love to give you notes. 146 00:08:17,069 --> 00:08:18,772 What? I need the carbs for training. 147 00:08:18,809 --> 00:08:22,020 But do you need them that fast? You have them all over your suit. 148 00:08:26,527 --> 00:08:28,683 Wow, you look amazing. 149 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,841 - Thank you. - I dressed her. 150 00:08:32,047 --> 00:08:34,490 - Do a little spinzy, come on. - No. 151 00:08:34,536 --> 00:08:36,781 It's her first day at the police academy, so... 152 00:08:36,815 --> 00:08:38,172 Excited? 153 00:08:38,215 --> 00:08:39,553 Yeah, I am, actually. 154 00:08:39,597 --> 00:08:42,443 All my friends had the training, it's really, it's really rough. 155 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,213 I tried to dress her in my morning, but 156 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:45,943 she just thought she looked like a girl. 157 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,521 - It was inappropriate. - You looked so good in that. 158 00:08:48,568 --> 00:08:51,070 You know it. You just hate to look good or something. 159 00:08:51,117 --> 00:08:52,640 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 160 00:08:53,848 --> 00:08:55,591 There is like a lack of effort. 161 00:08:57,706 --> 00:08:59,062 Tell me about fashion. 162 00:08:59,098 --> 00:09:00,853 Fashion for... I don't know. 163 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:04,691 When you guys are gonna go to therapy? 164 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:15,043 There is a thing called privacy, Alice. 165 00:09:22,536 --> 00:09:23,640 Privacy. 166 00:09:23,686 --> 00:09:26,172 Well, I see you at Dan Foxworthy's at 6. 167 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,623 There's parking on the... 168 00:09:29,295 --> 00:09:32,041 Wow, look at you! You look a million dollars! 169 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:35,772 Fuck, you know? 170 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,092 Bad vibes. 171 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,012 You and Shane should work your shit out, 172 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:42,720 'cause this place is becoming like the black hole of Calcutta. 173 00:09:44,937 --> 00:09:48,621 It's good to see we're still asunder; nothing like a little 174 00:09:48,658 --> 00:09:50,793 dyke drama to tear the place out. 175 00:09:50,838 --> 00:09:52,311 That's what I'm saying. 176 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:54,373 - Bad vibes, man. - Helena, 177 00:09:55,258 --> 00:09:56,850 why don't you come and sit with us? 178 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,630 No, I'm 179 00:09:58,678 --> 00:10:00,553 not picking sides, alright? 180 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:01,891 I love you both. 181 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,070 Going for a run. 182 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:05,260 Go Swizerland! 183 00:10:05,296 --> 00:10:07,781 - We have some good news. - Yeah, we have good news. 184 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,273 Yeah, good news. Do you wanna tell them? 185 00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:12,331 Why don't you tell them? 186 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:15,591 Bette and I are registered with three different agencies 187 00:10:15,628 --> 00:10:17,952 and they said the chance of us getting a baby 188 00:10:17,997 --> 00:10:20,802 within the next six months is really good. 189 00:10:20,838 --> 00:10:21,713 What?! 190 00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:25,690 - Congratulations. - And we're starting construction 191 00:10:25,738 --> 00:10:27,840 on the second storey 'cause we need an other bedroom. 192 00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:29,630 But I thought you guys were talking about selling? 193 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:31,780 - We're staying. - We couldn't sell. Not now. 194 00:10:31,825 --> 00:10:35,742 I mean, with the poperty values, plumbing and everything. So... 195 00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:38,392 When were you gonna tell me about construction? 196 00:10:38,427 --> 00:10:40,122 We're telling you now. 197 00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:42,253 We have to. We need a room for the baby. 198 00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:44,910 How am I supposed to write with all that noise? 199 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,811 I'm sorry, Jenny. We will do our best not to 200 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,292 disturb you. 201 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,491 But you might wanna get some earplugs. 202 00:10:53,725 --> 00:10:55,850 I have to get a new roomate. 203 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,110 This is gonna be impossible 204 00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:00,231 - with your racket. - Jenny, please! 205 00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:02,233 You don't need a new roomate! 206 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:04,051 You have not spoken to me in a week. 207 00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:06,270 Would you just talk to me? I know we can work this out. 208 00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:08,922 Oh, right. So, you want me to forgive you 209 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,640 because you made me waffles? 210 00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:13,062 Well, why wouldn't you? 211 00:11:13,748 --> 00:11:16,992 Because you create this trail of destruction 212 00:11:17,026 --> 00:11:19,230 you don't take any responsibility for it. 213 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,833 Why should you be the only one that doesn't pay? 214 00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:24,582 I am paying. 215 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,761 You are so full of shit. 216 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:37,100 The black hole. 217 00:11:39,016 --> 00:11:40,391 - How you're doing? - Hi, Shane. 218 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:44,113 So you're putting in those flower boxes Jenny wanted, huh? 219 00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:48,221 How many more things you're gonna do for her? 220 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:49,461 I don't know yet. 221 00:11:55,455 --> 00:11:57,473 There's something wrong with my computer 222 00:11:57,505 --> 00:11:59,241 and I wondered if you could fix it. 223 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,791 You know what? I can't 'cause I'm going to my final consult today. 224 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:13,973 - Good luck. - Thanks. 225 00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:18,693 - Alright. Are you ready for this? - Do it. 226 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,431 I love it. 227 00:12:23,478 --> 00:12:24,753 Love it. 228 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:25,852 Love it! 229 00:12:25,897 --> 00:12:27,073 We thought you would. 230 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:29,592 "The Girls", it's so fucking hot. 231 00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:32,382 This thing is gonna make "Sex in the city" like a Disney movie. 232 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,900 What's "The Girls"? The movie is called "Lez Girls". 233 00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,423 - "Lez". - I haven't had a chance to 234 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,423 talk to Tina about the market research. 235 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,413 I'll full you in in a minute. 236 00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:44,782 In the meantime, 237 00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:46,613 why don't you just 238 00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:48,692 give me a briefing on the release. 239 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,463 After the initial two weeks, we'll go wide. 240 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:53,871 We have 2000 screens nation wide and select cities in here. 241 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,000 - France is gonna eat this up. - No. 242 00:12:57,046 --> 00:12:58,172 No what? 243 00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:02,220 No way. I am 244 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,861 not gonna let you get away with this. I'm not gonna 245 00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:06,500 let you market this as some 246 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,071 bullshit boy meets girl love story! 247 00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:11,810 - That's not what this is! - It's more than that. It's 248 00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:14,611 boy meets girl, boy almost looses girl to girl... 249 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:17,382 But in the end the audience wants love to prevail. 250 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,711 That's the winner hear. The new ending tested through the roof. 251 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,891 What? 252 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,543 The new... 253 00:13:22,557 --> 00:13:24,780 What you mean the new ending tested? 254 00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:26,501 When did you have a test screening? 255 00:13:26,525 --> 00:13:27,943 Get on board, Tina. 256 00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:30,011 Train's not going to Lezzie town. 257 00:13:33,775 --> 00:13:35,653 This is amazing. 258 00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:39,071 Art General uses the correlation about how she uses 259 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:42,572 human emotions like pieces of scrapped metal, 260 00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:45,472 words like found materials. 261 00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:48,070 It works on so many levels. I mean, here is the Curator 262 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:50,502 who told people their work wasn't worthy. 263 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:52,673 The gallerist who wouldn't show an artist 264 00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:55,920 and now the Dean who rejects applications. 265 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,221 Exactly. 266 00:13:57,715 --> 00:13:59,162 A woman who has 267 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,323 stood in judgment of our art her entire career 268 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,810 is now being thrust into the spot light as the art... 269 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:08,011 It's brilliant. 270 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,540 This kind of praise is fantastic for our program. 271 00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:13,941 I can guarantee that we're gonna see... 272 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:15,433 We could use the same material throughout 273 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,401 and... 274 00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,650 I can't talk right now. Alright, bye. 275 00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:23,643 Forgive me. I had the contractors on the phone. 276 00:14:23,678 --> 00:14:25,403 Do you know we're doing that second storey 277 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,082 on the house for the baby... 278 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:29,481 Phyllis, would you mind just finishing what you were saying? 279 00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:31,990 What I was saying was that based on 280 00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:35,031 C.U. associations with Jodi, I wouldn't be surprised 281 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,043 if we see a significant increase in applicants this coming semester. 282 00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:53,553 So one of my goals is to be able to take my shirt off at the beach 283 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,981 within a year. That's my goal. 284 00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:58,840 Feel my pecs. I've been doing like 200 pushings today. 285 00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:00,841 Feel like I'm already bigger. That's awesome. 286 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,931 Very good. That's very impressive. 287 00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:06,572 Yeah, I think I'm doing good with the contour. 288 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,412 I just, I hope I grew more chest to cover the scars. 289 00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:12,042 Well, I think Dr. Stanhouse is gonna try 290 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,861 to do the key whole procedure on you? 291 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:15,151 Yeah, I'm hoping so. 292 00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:18,250 And is your schedule for surgery on wednesday? 293 00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:19,950 Yeah, he called me this morning and he said that 294 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,993 as soon as he gets the lab reports we're gonna be able to... 295 00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:27,073 I'm afraid there's a problem. 296 00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,182 What's the problem? 297 00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:32,871 You're pregnant. 298 00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,262 No, I can't, I can't be pregnant. 299 00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:41,333 - No, I've been taking testosterone. - Have you had intercourse? 300 00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:43,311 Have you and Tom had unprotected sex? 301 00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:45,641 Yeah, but we've been both tested for H.I.V. 302 00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:47,023 We've been monogamous. 303 00:15:47,057 --> 00:15:49,750 If you and Tom have had vaginal sex. 304 00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:52,870 I know you might not call it that, 305 00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,633 but unfortunately, 306 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:57,023 that doesn't stop it from working the same way. 307 00:15:57,058 --> 00:16:00,482 Taking testosterone doesn't shut down the reproductive system. 308 00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,080 What about my surgery? 309 00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:08,331 We're gonna have to postpone your surgery. 310 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,340 We're gonna have to find out how far along you are and 311 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,733 you're gonna have to decide what you wanna do about it. 312 00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:20,583 We'll have your budget done by the end of the week. 313 00:16:20,617 --> 00:16:22,261 We cannot afford to have the art department 314 00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:23,741 last... again. 315 00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:25,143 Thank you. 316 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,840 Can I ask how she responded? 317 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,243 Our Dean? 318 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,283 How did she respond to the work? 319 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,782 He asks how I responded to your work. 320 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,093 I don't know. 321 00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:00,551 How did you like the show? 322 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,900 But I can't. 323 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,231 I have paints. 324 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,671 Can I talk to you, please? 325 00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:21,941 Sure, let's go to my office. 326 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,980 I hope Preston didn't bother you. 327 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,691 He's an old fool with a... for gossip. 328 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,513 It wasn't really about Preston. I mean, the truth is 329 00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:33,442 that Jodi's behavior was completely inappropriate... 330 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:37,443 Baby, when it comes down to it, this is all I have to offer you. 331 00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,413 - And if you can't love this... - Joyce! 332 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,753 Cover your junk! 333 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,910 Sorry, Bette. 334 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,340 We reschedule? 335 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,693 Joyce, what are you doing? 336 00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:49,861 You can't just pop out from behind a plant butt naked. 337 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,272 We have rules here. 338 00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:54,921 I checked first to make sure you didn't have anything. 339 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,082 I was acting with my heart. 340 00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:59,071 I'm a woman in love. 341 00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,472 Please, take a lot of. 342 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,080 Phyllis 343 00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:08,553 Eleonore 344 00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:11,060 Victoria Kroll, 345 00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:13,072 you are one hell of a woman. 346 00:18:13,108 --> 00:18:15,223 While the law in the state of California 347 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,701 continues to acknowledge our love, 348 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:20,211 I would like to ask you to take my hand 349 00:18:20,245 --> 00:18:22,372 in holy matrimony. 350 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,052 - I don't know what to say. - Say yes. 351 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,760 - How many carats is this? - Four! 352 00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,890 - Say yes! - How much did you spend? 353 00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,472 - This must have cost a fortune. - I've got a friend who has a friend... 354 00:18:44,496 --> 00:18:47,011 Say yes, Phyllis, please. 355 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:50,883 But I said I never wanted to get married again. 356 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,440 We'll go to San Fransisco, 357 00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:54,543 we'll get married on... of City Hall, 358 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,472 Gavin said he'd marry us. 359 00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:58,343 Gavin Newsom? 360 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,393 - The mayor of San Fransisco? - That's right. 361 00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:03,281 We raised a lot of money for that guy. 362 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,621 Say yes, Phyllis. 363 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,081 I'm freezing. 364 00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:21,972 - Yes. - Damn, lady! Come here, you! 365 00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,772 You've made me one happy woman. 366 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,720 MUSIC 367 00:19:38,738 --> 00:19:40,331 Who wants to tell me why you're here? 368 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,983 Oh, we're just here for a tune-up. 369 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,641 Does that seem like an accurate assessment to you, Tasha? 370 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,182 She's the one who called it that. We've just had a couple of little, 371 00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,853 little things come up lately. 372 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:52,392 - What sorts of little things? - Money, 373 00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:54,023 I make a lot more than she does. 374 00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,293 How's that make you feel, Tasha? 375 00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,531 Resentful. 376 00:19:59,576 --> 00:20:01,832 She doesn't want me to spend this much because 377 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:03,043 she can't afford it. 378 00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:06,842 - Is that true? - Absolutely. 379 00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:08,823 We couldn't even get a bigger appartment because 380 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,682 she couldn't share the rent fifty-fifty. 381 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,290 And I also think she resents me 382 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,101 because I don't clean as much as she does. 383 00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:17,290 Do you? 384 00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,141 Oh, look, now she's mad. 385 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,623 Is there anything else? 386 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,491 Tasha broke up with me last week. 387 00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,383 Really? 388 00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,633 Why did you break up with Alice, Tasha? 389 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:35,183 Because she thought I cheated 390 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:36,673 when I didn't even kiss the girl. 391 00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:43,691 Did you 392 00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,160 think about it? 393 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,412 Yeah, but, I mean, she wouldn't have even known 394 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,451 if I didn't tell her. So I think that mere fact 395 00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,873 that I disclosed the information should count to something. 396 00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:56,833 - Right? - But if you knew Tasha's feelings 397 00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,801 about the subject of cheating, 398 00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:01,340 why did you choose to tell her? 399 00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:03,820 I think we're past it. 400 00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:09,391 - I think what we have to work... - Alice, 401 00:21:09,856 --> 00:21:12,393 this is called couples' therapy for a reason. 402 00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:16,741 Now, Tasha, this process works much more effectively 403 00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:18,120 if you participate. 404 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,090 Why do you think Alice told you? 405 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:32,143 She doesn't even wanna be here. 406 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:39,443 I think that she told me because she wanted to break up with me 407 00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:42,870 and bringing this woman between us was the easiest way to do that. 408 00:21:42,906 --> 00:21:45,002 She knew how I felt, she knew that 409 00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:47,842 I would break up with her and when I did, she got scared. 410 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,492 That's why we're here. 411 00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,111 Can I help you? 412 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,102 Uh, yes, I have an appointment? 413 00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,391 I called in earlier? 414 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:14,402 Hi, I'm Max Sweeney. I have an appointment. 415 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,961 - For your girlfriend, or... - No. 416 00:22:16,995 --> 00:22:18,933 It's for me. I need an abortion. 417 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:20,980 - What did he say? - If this is your idea of a joke 418 00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:21,840 it's not funny. 419 00:22:22,878 --> 00:22:25,052 I'm not joking, alright? I'm pregnant. 420 00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:28,131 Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call the security. 421 00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:31,341 Look, I'm a F.T.M. transsexual, alright? 422 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,931 Yeah, that's right! Take a good look! 423 00:22:36,975 --> 00:22:39,073 I'm a man and I'm pregnant. 424 00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:41,800 It happens. Don't you read the fucking tabloids?! 425 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,953 Can I have my appointment now, please? 426 00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:47,711 - "Run Run" by Those Dancing Days - 427 00:23:10,547 --> 00:23:12,111 I'm trying to write. 428 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,831 Can I have my keys? 430 00:23:43,578 --> 00:23:45,353 I promise 431 00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:48,563 to make room in the appartment for your things. 432 00:23:52,577 --> 00:23:54,253 And um, 433 00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:57,803 I promise to try to see things through your point of view. 434 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:02,143 And to not talk to you with so much judgment. 435 00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:06,272 And tomorrow when I wake up, 436 00:24:06,308 --> 00:24:09,110 for work, I'm gonna make you breakfeast. 437 00:24:13,156 --> 00:24:14,672 I love that! 438 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,413 It's good, right? 439 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,880 Yeah, I know, it's good. 440 00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:23,671 So, um, are you gonna give us more exercizes or...? 441 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,171 I mean, maybe some homework. I think we're ready for some homework. 442 00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:29,403 - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm ready. Bring in on. 443 00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,162 I'm not gonna give you homework. 444 00:24:33,378 --> 00:24:35,781 I don't think you two should be in therapy. 445 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,812 - That's what I said. See? - We rock. 446 00:24:40,908 --> 00:24:43,110 You two have so little in common. 447 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,270 I really don't think you belong together. 448 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:51,123 I mean, what the fuck? 449 00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:53,703 It's like, we spent what, 450 00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:56,971 55 minutes with this guy? 451 00:24:57,556 --> 00:24:58,873 Where is he fucking go off? 452 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,241 - I told you. Therapy's bullshit. - It's bullshit, you're right. 453 00:25:02,285 --> 00:25:05,000 He knows nothing about what we do and don't have in common. 454 00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:07,841 What the hell is he talking about? We don't have anything in common. 455 00:25:07,878 --> 00:25:09,680 - Really? Dan? - I know, it's crazy. 456 00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,460 - Give me my helmet. - I don't know. 457 00:25:11,507 --> 00:25:12,560 Thank you. 458 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,183 Upsetting. 459 00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:19,853 I'll see you tonight? 460 00:25:21,065 --> 00:25:22,473 - "Flava In Ya Ear" by Craig Mack - 461 00:25:28,016 --> 00:25:29,013 Come here. 462 00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:05,962 Hey, are you okay? Sorry, 463 00:26:06,017 --> 00:26:07,420 I couldn't get any sooner. 464 00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:08,921 Should you be op already? 465 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,092 They wouldn't do it. 466 00:26:10,138 --> 00:26:11,793 I'm too far along already. 467 00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:13,880 - How far along? - Four months. 468 00:26:13,915 --> 00:26:15,860 How did this happen? 469 00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:18,313 How the fuck do you think it happened?! 470 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,913 But, I didn't think you could. You've been... 471 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,512 Yeah, I thought if I was seeking testosterone, 472 00:26:22,518 --> 00:26:24,401 I couldn't get pregnant, okay? I was wrong. 473 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,521 Why wouldn't your doctor tell you something like that? 474 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:27,672 I don't know. 475 00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:29,371 Maybe because she didn't think I was stupid enough 476 00:26:29,418 --> 00:26:32,471 - to let some faggot fuck me! - Hey, fuck you! Don't blame this on me! 477 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:36,140 Who the hell am I supposed to blame, huh? 478 00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:38,480 Who the hell has his dick been inside me? 479 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:39,923 How am I supposed to know? 480 00:26:43,237 --> 00:26:45,661 You got me pregnant, you faggot! It was you! 481 00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:03,852 I can't do this, Max. 482 00:27:05,046 --> 00:27:06,543 I'm not ready. 483 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,150 - "Great DJ" by The Ting Tings - 484 00:27:14,777 --> 00:27:17,692 We gotta make a list. Clear the desk. 485 00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,541 What kind of a list? 486 00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,012 Pros and cons list. 487 00:27:23,028 --> 00:27:25,182 My mother used to make this all the time 488 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:28,012 to kinda decide whether she's gonna divorce her ex-husbands. 489 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,031 And that's the model we're gonna follow? 490 00:27:30,988 --> 00:27:33,501 Well, she had very successful divorces. 491 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,562 Pro. 492 00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:44,262 Hold on. Why con gotta be black though? 493 00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:49,453 It's not a race thing. It's just... 494 00:27:49,796 --> 00:27:52,203 Red is happy. Red is like pro... 495 00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:54,102 No, red represents the devil. 496 00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:57,613 Fine. 497 00:27:58,457 --> 00:28:00,621 I'm writing down "color weirdness" . 498 00:28:12,027 --> 00:28:14,652 The work is really good but the show is uneven. 499 00:28:15,158 --> 00:28:17,953 This is, uh... This is weird. 500 00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:19,002 I think it's weird. 501 00:28:24,887 --> 00:28:26,401 Hey, someone spent some money, huh? 502 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:28,090 Yes, she's spent a small fortune. 503 00:28:28,127 --> 00:28:29,071 Really? 504 00:28:29,116 --> 00:28:30,862 God, I would kill to have a piece like this 505 00:28:30,898 --> 00:28:32,291 when I have my own gallery. 506 00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:33,973 Me too. 507 00:28:36,338 --> 00:28:38,292 Do you know who Kelly Wentworth is? 508 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:40,642 A rich divorc�e. 509 00:28:41,248 --> 00:28:45,253 She walked away with 80 million dollars of Dick Wentworth's fortune. 510 00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:46,602 And decided to spend it 511 00:28:46,676 --> 00:28:48,980 on making herself a presence in the art world. 512 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,042 Do you like my vanity project? 513 00:28:53,128 --> 00:28:55,101 - It's lovely. - Thank you. 514 00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:58,643 Oh, it was 89 million. 515 00:29:03,237 --> 00:29:05,701 Bette Porter? Kelly Wentworth. 516 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:06,850 Please to meet you. 517 00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:10,490 It's really a spectacular space. 518 00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:12,402 You've been here a long time? 519 00:29:13,066 --> 00:29:14,742 You really don't remember me? 520 00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:21,270 Juicy fucking Freemont?! Jesus! 521 00:29:21,305 --> 00:29:23,472 Oh my God! 522 00:29:25,545 --> 00:29:27,521 I swear to fucking God, 523 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:29,483 you look better than you did in college. 524 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,090 - Bitch! - Look at that biatch! 525 00:29:31,126 --> 00:29:33,412 - The blond looks so good on you. - Thank you. 526 00:29:34,435 --> 00:29:36,383 Look at your body. 527 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:37,632 Are you still a runner? 528 00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,211 I mean, sometimes. Not, not really often. 529 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:45,911 God, what the hell are you doing in L.A.? 530 00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,973 I thought you were married to New York forever. 531 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,263 Well, I thought I was married to Dick Wentworth forever. 532 00:29:54,716 --> 00:29:56,831 Holy fucking shit! 533 00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:59,951 I'm so, so happy to see you. 534 00:30:06,435 --> 00:30:10,642 Oh my God... Oh, God, I'm sorry. This is Tina Kennard, my partner. 535 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,671 - Hello. - Still gay, hey, Porter? 536 00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:16,150 Yeah, well, I lack of imagination in some areas. 537 00:30:16,188 --> 00:30:17,431 Not many. 538 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,171 This is Kelly Frimont. 539 00:30:22,748 --> 00:30:24,352 The Kelly Frimont! 540 00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:27,613 Oh, Kelly Frimont, the college roomate! 541 00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:28,931 Right. 542 00:30:28,978 --> 00:30:31,262 Well, I've heard a lot about you. 543 00:30:31,298 --> 00:30:33,411 Did you tell Tina about you and me? 544 00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:36,053 Well, I told her that you 545 00:30:36,097 --> 00:30:38,582 let me kiss you once and were so ceased 546 00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:40,621 by a deep and abiding homosexual panic 547 00:30:40,685 --> 00:30:42,401 that you moved out of the house immadiately. 548 00:30:42,445 --> 00:30:44,293 She got over me in two minutes. 549 00:30:44,327 --> 00:30:45,150 Ten. 550 00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:51,432 This piece is beautiful. 551 00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:53,453 - I know. - You have great taste. 552 00:30:53,488 --> 00:30:55,042 I love the tonality. 553 00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:58,882 I just ordered a roadster in 554 00:30:59,227 --> 00:31:00,572 this colour. 555 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,393 I did! 556 00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:12,733 Well, we're gonna go see the rest of the show. 557 00:31:12,797 --> 00:31:14,983 Okay, but, don't leave 558 00:31:15,016 --> 00:31:16,512 without saying goodbye. 559 00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:17,721 - I will. - We will. 560 00:31:22,438 --> 00:31:24,051 - It was nice to meet you. - You too. 561 00:31:31,025 --> 00:31:32,723 -"Killalady" by Justine Electra - 562 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:35,292 There is way more cons than pros. 563 00:31:49,758 --> 00:31:51,432 Alright, let's say this, 564 00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:53,371 like "doesn't cook with pepper" 565 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:54,412 ever, 566 00:31:54,925 --> 00:31:55,832 right? 567 00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:58,512 It, uh, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't count 568 00:31:58,545 --> 00:31:59,943 as many points as, like, 569 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,801 "makes me wanna be a better person". 570 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,940 Right? 571 00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,481 It's pretty good. 572 00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,310 So we should do it on a point system. 573 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,492 Like, 574 00:32:07,535 --> 00:32:11,382 "doesn't cook with pepper" should get what, two points, and... 575 00:32:11,425 --> 00:32:14,143 - Like a point system? - Yeah, like a point system exactly. 576 00:32:14,155 --> 00:32:17,443 And then "is spontaneous", I just pick that one 'cause I, 577 00:32:17,476 --> 00:32:19,480 I really appreciate that about you. 578 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:27,363 "Likes to get spanked" you should add. 579 00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:32,870 Okay, this would get like 8 points. 580 00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:34,731 Okay, that is so smart. 581 00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:38,423 Very smart. I mean, you're smart. You're smart. 582 00:32:38,507 --> 00:32:39,781 Give me this. 583 00:32:45,226 --> 00:32:47,732 - How many points? - Oh, nine. You get 9. 584 00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:50,883 Oh yeah, the pros are so winning now. 585 00:32:56,028 --> 00:32:59,461 So, call me and we'll arrange a studio visit. 586 00:33:04,627 --> 00:33:07,440 Just one of the many things I love about the art world. 587 00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:09,590 Yeah, well, he's a terrible artist. 588 00:33:09,637 --> 00:33:12,183 Luckily I'm not interested in his work. 589 00:33:14,357 --> 00:33:16,881 Oh, you guys aren't going, are you? 590 00:33:17,805 --> 00:33:18,872 - Yeah, we are. - Yeah. 591 00:33:18,905 --> 00:33:22,021 Well, we have to make a plan, lunch, diner, whatever. 592 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:24,471 I really wanna pick that brain of yours. 593 00:33:24,518 --> 00:33:26,063 Yeah, well, the first thing I would tell you 594 00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,130 is not to sign an artist that you wanna fuck. 595 00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:30,230 That comes from firsthand experience? 596 00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:31,751 I read your article on the Art Journal. 597 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,723 - It was amazing. - Oh, thank you! 598 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:41,913 Do you mind? 599 00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:43,503 No, I think you should. 600 00:33:43,548 --> 00:33:45,153 Excuse me. 601 00:33:45,665 --> 00:33:46,721 Just a second. 602 00:33:46,766 --> 00:33:48,823 The cover? Incredible. 603 00:33:48,865 --> 00:33:50,441 I loved your lips. 604 00:33:53,337 --> 00:33:54,902 I need to talk to you. 605 00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:58,301 I'm sorry. 606 00:34:00,826 --> 00:34:02,062 Just a second. 607 00:34:14,456 --> 00:34:15,351 Now what? 608 00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:17,531 James has been trying to schedule an appointment with you 609 00:34:17,575 --> 00:34:19,200 and you haven't come back to him. 610 00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,330 I've been busy. 611 00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:25,021 Do you realise that you report to me? 612 00:34:25,068 --> 00:34:27,182 And if I ask to see you, 613 00:34:27,216 --> 00:34:28,802 then you make it happen. 614 00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:30,371 I don't report to you, Bette. 615 00:34:30,407 --> 00:34:32,340 I don't report to anybody. 616 00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:35,683 You have until tomorrow. 617 00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:36,850 Or what? 618 00:34:36,897 --> 00:34:38,840 I knew about it if I couldn't choose my T.A. 619 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:42,410 I saw her. It was like one after the next, little 620 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,922 moths to a flame. She burnt everyone of them. 621 00:34:45,955 --> 00:34:47,891 - Really? - You know. 622 00:34:48,998 --> 00:34:49,881 You're ready? 623 00:34:53,387 --> 00:34:55,722 - It was really great to see you. - You too. 624 00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:57,163 - You too. - Good luck with the gallery. 625 00:34:57,205 --> 00:34:58,890 Thank you. I'll see you soon. 626 00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,813 Nice to meet you. 627 00:35:06,045 --> 00:35:08,292 MUSIC 628 00:35:10,095 --> 00:35:11,810 Yeah, you two are a great pair. 629 00:35:11,847 --> 00:35:13,452 No alcohol, no sex. It's... 630 00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:14,700 Well, that's what you have to do 631 00:35:14,735 --> 00:35:16,331 to keep your sanity and 632 00:35:16,368 --> 00:35:18,582 not to mention your shirt on in this business. 633 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,750 But, I mean, I'm not a complete nun. I have the occasional drink. 634 00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:23,482 I even have sex every now and then. 635 00:35:23,566 --> 00:35:24,993 Alright, just not with people you like? 636 00:35:25,065 --> 00:35:26,781 Yeah, that's my new M.O. 637 00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,853 All business, no attachment. 638 00:35:37,258 --> 00:35:39,351 What the fuck? 639 00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:41,541 What? 640 00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:43,970 Twelve o'clock, 641 00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:45,843 the female in the lesbo sandwich. 642 00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:49,143 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me! 643 00:35:49,177 --> 00:35:51,600 Dylan, did she come out of the closet? 644 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:55,180 That girl used to be straight? 645 00:35:55,226 --> 00:35:58,113 Well, she wasn't gay back when she was fucking Helena. 646 00:36:02,575 --> 00:36:06,040 Wow, looks like someone's carpet is about to get munched. 647 00:36:07,237 --> 00:36:08,272 You're okay? 648 00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:10,490 Of course, 649 00:36:10,527 --> 00:36:12,131 why wouldn't I be? 650 00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:14,243 You're not freaking out? 651 00:36:14,815 --> 00:36:18,241 - No, there's no reason to. - But that's the woman 652 00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,453 who extorted you for sexually harassing her! 653 00:36:21,728 --> 00:36:23,420 What is wrong with you? 654 00:36:23,497 --> 00:36:24,643 I'm just saying. 655 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,861 Of all the gin joints in all the world? 656 00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:51,510 I've been calling you. 657 00:36:52,957 --> 00:36:54,181 I know. 659 00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:57,801 My phone broke. 660 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:08,153 I wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I reacted. 661 00:37:10,088 --> 00:37:12,012 You just caught me by surprise. I... 662 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:14,881 I've started to think about it. 663 00:37:19,835 --> 00:37:21,501 What do you think about having the baby? 664 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:25,772 Fuck off! 665 00:37:26,276 --> 00:37:29,101 Don't you wanna be a couple of West Hollywood fag dads? 666 00:37:32,386 --> 00:37:34,172 I don't know. 667 00:37:37,468 --> 00:37:39,422 How we're fucking handle this? 668 00:37:40,598 --> 00:37:41,700 We can handle it. 669 00:37:43,317 --> 00:37:45,653 We can. We both make a decent living. 670 00:37:46,605 --> 00:37:48,002 We love each other. 671 00:37:48,045 --> 00:37:50,530 We've said we want to spend our lives together. 672 00:37:54,596 --> 00:37:56,382 I'll have to think about it. 673 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:04,763 Sorry I kicked you in the balls. 674 00:38:07,046 --> 00:38:08,421 I'm sorry I knocked you up. 675 00:38:18,007 --> 00:38:20,920 Oh my God, she was so irritating. 676 00:38:20,956 --> 00:38:22,673 Did you hear her? 677 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,991 "Look at your body"! 678 00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,361 "Are you still a runner"? 679 00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:29,152 While you were talking to Jodi, 680 00:38:29,158 --> 00:38:30,753 she asked me if you were still a player. 681 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,733 I was never a player. 682 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,153 That's not what Kelly said. 683 00:38:34,485 --> 00:38:37,260 She said no matter whether you're in a relationship or not, 684 00:38:37,308 --> 00:38:40,320 you've always had at least two other women on the side. 685 00:38:40,357 --> 00:38:43,051 Kelly was too busy fucking every male professor 686 00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:45,351 to pay attention to what I was doing. 687 00:38:45,786 --> 00:38:47,560 Oh and another thing, she's sorry 688 00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:50,811 she didn't take you up on that offer 20 years ago. 689 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,793 Did you tell her we're exclusive? 690 00:38:54,826 --> 00:38:56,803 No, I didn't, Bette. 691 00:38:56,845 --> 00:39:01,080 I figured if some gorgeous woman from your past come along, 692 00:39:01,128 --> 00:39:03,153 talking about how hot you are 693 00:39:03,197 --> 00:39:05,663 and how sorry she is she didn't sleep with you, 694 00:39:06,248 --> 00:39:07,752 I'm not gonna be the one 695 00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:10,143 to tell her that you're not available for a redo. 696 00:39:10,576 --> 00:39:12,030 But you know that I'm not. 697 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,580 But you were flirting. 698 00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:19,042 I was not flirting. 699 00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,413 Yes, you were. 700 00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,291 You can't help it. 701 00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:29,343 - What? You never flirt? - Of course I flirt, 702 00:39:29,385 --> 00:39:32,023 but it's different for you. It feeds you. 703 00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,330 You feed off people wanting you. 704 00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:37,403 And they do want you. 705 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:41,553 It's... It's like blood to a vampire. 706 00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:43,551 So now, I'm a vampire? 707 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,380 I love you. I don't wanna deprive you 708 00:39:48,425 --> 00:39:51,250 of something that's so fundamental to who you are. 709 00:39:56,615 --> 00:39:58,201 You need to trust 710 00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:00,870 that I know who I am. 711 00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:04,651 And I know what to do with it. 712 00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,082 I don't know what that means. 713 00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:21,262 It means that everyone else can fuck off 714 00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:24,803 because I only want you. 715 00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:43,623 I only wanna be wanted by you. 716 00:40:48,188 --> 00:40:49,561 MUSIC 717 00:41:09,058 --> 00:41:10,420 Thank you. 718 00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:18,260 Thank you, gorgeous. 719 00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:21,393 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 720 00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:41,021 You're with me? 721 00:41:41,048 --> 00:41:42,860 - What? What are we gonna do? - Get my back. 722 00:41:44,696 --> 00:41:46,291 What did she do to Helena? 723 00:41:46,368 --> 00:41:49,440 Wait a minute. Right now, I wanna tell her 724 00:41:49,475 --> 00:41:51,773 where she gets off messing with my friend. 725 00:41:51,816 --> 00:41:53,063 I'm gonna tell her. 726 00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:54,410 I'm so telling her. 727 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,972 Really... 728 00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:05,930 - Really? - Excuse me? 729 00:42:05,978 --> 00:42:09,490 I mean, come on, the hair. The hair... and the documentaries! 730 00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:12,070 It's like... 731 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:15,892 I'm... not... gay! 732 00:42:20,735 --> 00:42:23,001 Yeah, it's a good one. A good one. 733 00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:24,120 I got this. 734 00:42:25,518 --> 00:42:26,651 She's got it. 735 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,500 You look, you look amazing. 736 00:42:42,386 --> 00:42:44,032 Can we talk? 737 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,630 Okay, so basically, that skankful Dylan Moreland 738 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,273 almost ruined entire Helena's life. 739 00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:51,613 First, she pretended to be in love with her, okay? 740 00:42:51,657 --> 00:42:53,502 So she and her boyfriend could sue her 741 00:42:53,565 --> 00:42:55,001 for sexual harassment 742 00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:57,161 and extort million of dollars from her. 743 00:42:57,237 --> 00:42:59,031 Hi, we were... Sorry, dude, we just left. 744 00:43:01,016 --> 00:43:03,193 - Can you believe it? - Get me a Pellegrino. 745 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:05,940 So, 746 00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:08,702 are you aware that this is my club? 747 00:43:08,757 --> 00:43:10,540 No, I just came back into town 748 00:43:10,578 --> 00:43:13,872 and, I mean, I heard that this was the best girl club in L.A. 749 00:43:13,905 --> 00:43:18,322 And you were looking for a girl club, a lesbian girl club? 750 00:43:19,617 --> 00:43:21,641 Yes, I mean, you know. Obviously, 751 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,831 you, you helped me with that. 752 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,463 I mean, I finally figured it out, right? 753 00:43:26,498 --> 00:43:27,670 Good. 754 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,240 I just... 755 00:43:33,337 --> 00:43:35,790 I can't begin to tell you about 756 00:43:35,836 --> 00:43:38,361 how sorry I am about everything, about 757 00:43:38,406 --> 00:43:40,882 the way I behave, the way I treated you. 758 00:43:41,528 --> 00:43:43,743 And I don't expect for you to care about my life at all 759 00:43:43,778 --> 00:43:44,923 right now. I... 760 00:43:46,475 --> 00:43:49,770 I certainly don't expect for you to care that I've, 761 00:43:49,818 --> 00:43:51,682 I've never stopped thinking about you. 762 00:43:51,727 --> 00:43:52,880 Ever. 763 00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:54,880 And wishing that I'd met you 764 00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,530 at a different time in my life. 765 00:44:00,748 --> 00:44:03,223 I can go if you want me to go. 766 00:44:05,178 --> 00:44:07,610 No, it's fine. Look, I only came over 767 00:44:07,657 --> 00:44:09,182 because it would be akward for me 768 00:44:09,226 --> 00:44:11,803 not to say anything, especially since it's my club. 769 00:44:11,837 --> 00:44:15,562 Stay, stay, have a good time. Enjoy it. Be with your friends. 770 00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:25,562 So, her mother get so mad 771 00:44:25,606 --> 00:44:27,711 she cuts Helena off, so she has to come live with me 772 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,771 - and become a cook! - I was a caterer. 773 00:44:29,807 --> 00:44:31,600 Which was a disaster, and let's face it 774 00:44:31,647 --> 00:44:34,072 Helena is used to a certain standard of living. 775 00:44:34,075 --> 00:44:36,612 So she meets this shady high-roller lady. 776 00:44:36,658 --> 00:44:37,931 they hook up but 777 00:44:38,016 --> 00:44:39,881 she uses Helena and takes all her money 778 00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:42,363 and when Helena takes it back, and we still don't know where she buried it, 779 00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:44,930 she gets arrested and has to share a cell 780 00:44:44,968 --> 00:44:46,432 with some killer! 781 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,580 - She was in for text fraud. - Alright. 782 00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:49,972 So, her mother can't take it anymore, 783 00:44:50,015 --> 00:44:51,201 she bails Helena out, 784 00:44:51,245 --> 00:44:53,401 but she doesn't wanna live under her mother's thumb anymore. 785 00:44:53,435 --> 00:44:56,043 So she springs Dusty from jail, they go to Tahaa 786 00:44:56,085 --> 00:44:57,881 which she doesn't ever want to talk about, 787 00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,542 so it couldn't have been that great, right? 788 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:00,831 Right. 789 00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:04,281 And her mother gets stung by a jellyfish, all because of this woman. 790 00:45:04,927 --> 00:45:06,443 Want me to kick her ass? 791 00:45:08,435 --> 00:45:09,343 Thank you. 792 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:11,641 You're a better person that me. I'd have to beat a bitch down 793 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:14,441 - if she tried to do that shit to me. - Are you okay? 794 00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,093 I'm perfect. 795 00:45:22,628 --> 00:45:24,270 And don't even get me started on her kids, 796 00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:25,593 'cause where did they go? 797 00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:40,710 I don't give a fuck who's idea it was. 798 00:45:40,758 --> 00:45:43,971 You took part. You manipulated my emotions, you used me, 799 00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,790 and you humiliated me, and you've got 800 00:45:45,837 --> 00:45:48,481 to be fucking insane thinking you could just prance in here 801 00:45:48,525 --> 00:45:51,101 act as if nothing ever happened, tell me that you're happy, 802 00:45:51,146 --> 00:45:54,483 tell me that you're out of the closet, tell me that you're oh so sorry 803 00:45:54,517 --> 00:45:56,810 for destroying my fucking life. 804 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,411 Fuck you! 805 00:46:03,018 --> 00:46:04,012 Thank you! 806 00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:09,591 Now I know you care. 807 00:46:28,358 --> 00:46:30,391 I need my stuff. Open the door. 808 00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:46,860 Thanks. 809 00:47:04,027 --> 00:47:06,380 So that's it? You're done trying? 810 00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:07,852 I'm out. 811 00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:10,050 I don't see the point with you anymore. 812 00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:15,321 Shane, you know that it was you, right? 813 00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:19,080 When I said that you broke my heart? 814 00:47:19,886 --> 00:47:21,771 I was talking about you. 815 00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:24,742 - "From the Valley to the Stars" by El Perro Del Mar - 816 00:47:27,087 --> 00:47:29,570 You know, when I said it I felt like my, 817 00:47:29,616 --> 00:47:31,881 my, my heart was breaking. 818 00:47:50,585 --> 00:47:52,453 I tried to tell you 819 00:47:53,266 --> 00:47:55,422 all week how sorry I am. 820 00:48:01,408 --> 00:48:04,450 I'm not ever gonna hurt you like that again. 821 00:48:05,798 --> 00:48:08,602 I also realized that I'm in love with you. 822 00:48:13,525 --> 00:48:15,893 Now I'm like all those stupid girls. 823 00:48:34,878 --> 00:48:35,892 What? 824 00:48:37,517 --> 00:48:38,573 What?! 825 00:49:17,337 --> 00:49:18,980 titelilie www.forom.com 826 00:49:24,598 --> 00:49:27,162 The negative was stolen from the lab, Tina! 827 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:28,421 We have no more film! 828 00:49:28,515 --> 00:49:30,352 And I'm holding you personally responsible for it. 829 00:49:30,398 --> 00:49:32,850 Jenny, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 830 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,431 On the next all new episode of "The L Word"... 831 00:49:35,465 --> 00:49:37,361 Homophobia is alive and well. 832 00:49:37,816 --> 00:49:40,063 - I'm gotta get fired. - You don't always get rewarded 833 00:49:40,097 --> 00:49:41,933 for doing the right thing. I got punished. 834 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:44,133 Are you really gonna make this about you right now? 835 00:49:44,178 --> 00:49:45,553 I'm gonna have to fire you. 836 00:49:45,597 --> 00:49:47,471 Having her around makes you uncomfortable. 837 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,191 That's sexual harassment. 838 00:49:49,235 --> 00:49:51,230 Are you threatening to sue me for sexual harassment? 839 00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:53,673 - We're making a mistake? - No. 840 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,330 I don't have expectations for our relationship. 841 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,772 Oh my God! 842 00:50:01,088 --> 00:50:02,893 So you guys are like a couple? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net