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I know it sounds crazy...

2
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but Penny was like

3
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some kind of
revolutionary guerrilla leader,

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fighting against this AI government thing

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that put chips in everyone's neck.

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And the chips,
they were inserted with magic?

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No, no, that's the next universe.

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That's a completely different ball of wax.

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Right, sorry.

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"Different ball of wax."

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And I know you. I mean, from my universe.

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But you weren't a psychiatrist,
you were a neurobiologist.

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Well, good for me.

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And this all happened
before or after the apocalypse?

15
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Before. After civilization collapsed,

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there wasn't a big demand
for neurobiologists.

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Rat farmers, sure, you know?
People gotta eat.

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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Let's keep your Shamoxil where it is,

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and I'm going to double
your dosage on Trafederine,

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see if that doesn't help.

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You think I'm crazy?

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That's not a word we like
to use around here, but...

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Doesn't matter. I...

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gotta get out of this place.

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To go to a different universe?

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Not just different, a good universe.

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You know, without giant moths,
or evil demons.

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Right, sure.

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Well, if you make progress,

31
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it's not out of the question
that someday you can leave.

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Someday? What does "someday" mean?

33
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It means a vague time
in an unspecified future.

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That sounds like never to me.

35
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"Never" is not a word we use around here.

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It can be upsetting.

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Open.

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Thank you.

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And remember, Dr. Fowler upped our dosage,

40
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so we might wanna
take it easy for a while.

41
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"We"? Are you on these drugs too?

42
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You're a crack-up.

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I like you.

44
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Who builds a hallway like this?

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Bert.

46
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Thank God.

47
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Let's get out of here.

48
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Careful there, Chachi.

49
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?

50
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I'm Mamie Eisenhower.

51
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I'm a Sherpa.

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A Sherpa?

53
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I thought Sherpa was an ethnic group.

54
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It is. I converted.

55
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I met a girl online.

56
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We did the whole thing,
you know, the classes, the ceremony.

57
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Then she goes back to her ex.

58
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I don't know what to say. I'm sorry?

59
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No, I'm working through it.

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I'm in therapy.

61
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I'm thinking about ayahuasca.

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I think that's a good idea.

63
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I don't know. We'll find out.

64
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There's something wrong with the door.

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<i>Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal</i>

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<i>Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire</i>

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<i>If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be all alone</i>

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<i>Oh, baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own</i>

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Stuart.

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How'd you get out?

71
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I didn't. You're very high.

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That's all, folks!

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- Hey. How'd you get out here?
- No!

74
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No, you don't understand!
I can't stay here!

75
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None of this is real.

76
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I can't stay in this universe!

77
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- None of this is real.
- What's not real?

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Mr. Bloom, you have a visitor.

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- Denise?
- There's my guy.

80
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You gotta get me out of here.

81
00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:13,390
Oh, honey, I wish I could.
You've gotta get well first.

82
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There's nothing wrong with me.

83
00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,561
Stuart, please, you need help.

84
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I miss you. The children miss you.

85
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I have children?

86
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm a dad?

87
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You're a wonderful dad.

88
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Jaden and Talia
love you so very much.

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Okay. I'll do the work.

90
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- I'll get better.
- Thank you.

91
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Whose idea was it to name them
Jaden and Talia?

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- Yours.
- I do need help.

93
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Okay, very interesting interpretation.

94
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Stuart, do you have anything
that you'd like to add to that?

95
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Stuart?

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Okay.

97
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,537
Mom? Dad?

98
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,913
There's something
I need to get off my chest.

99
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"What is it, honey?" "Just listen."

100
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"And that's why I felt invisible."

101
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"No, Dad, you're talking out of turn!"

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- "You have a son named Stuart."
- And here's Stuart.

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"Oh, my goodness! He's come home."

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In the past, I'd be full of fear.

105
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Now, I'm just feeling the love
from deep within.

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That's great. Good job.

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Everybody, round of applause for Stuart.

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<i>Good job, good job.</i>

109
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,008
I see you've been working
very hard.

110
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,260
- I have, yeah.
- I've got a nice note here

111
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,720
from your occupational therapist.

112
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,971
Really?

113
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"Mr. Bloom brings
a refreshing enthusiasm

114
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- to his leather work."
- I made this wallet.

115
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,566
Three compartments
and... a coin purse.

116
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,153
Always need a place for your coins.

117
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,531
But how are we feeling
about these other universes?

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I'm glad you asked.

119
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I've come to understand
that I was batshit crazy.

120
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Not the word that I would use,
but a word that I would think.

121
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I still have some concerns.

122
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No, I'm...

123
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I'm eating well, I'm sleeping well.

124
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Last movie night,
they played <i>Step Brothers,</i>

125
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and I laughed... in all the right places.

126
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Any way you look at it, I am well.

127
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,393
Well, that's not really
for you to decide, is it?

128
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,272
No, it's for you to decide.

129
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,901
- Have you?
- I have.

130
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,908
I can make you a nice belt.

131
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,496
Not necessary. It's time you go home.

132
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,376
Thank you, thank you.

133
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,378
You're welcome.

134
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,589
Think you'll be letting
Bert out anytime soon?

135
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,051
We don't have a patient named Bert.

136
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,096
Of course not. I was just testing you.

137
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You passed!

138
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,309
I'm gonna go now.

139
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:49,065
Bye! If any of my friends
lose their marbles, I'll send 'em here.

140
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,923
You doing okay?

141
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,509
- Yeah, great.
- Good.

142
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,888
I am so, so glad you're coming home.

143
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,015
Me too.

144
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,225
I mean, I don't wanna put
any pressure on things

145
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,395
or push you too much, but...

146
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,274
Mama really missed her Big Daddy.

147
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,527
I'm Big Daddy?

148
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,695
- Yeah, you are.
- Okay.

149
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,113
- Yeah.
- Just checking.

150
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,201
"Big" is a... great adjective.

151
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,455
Unless you're talking about
a suspicious lump.

152
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,458
We just have to make one little stop.

153
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,543
- For what?
- You'll see.

154
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,714
Big Daddy loves surprises.

155
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,760
Oh, yeah.

156
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,853
- Denise, what is all this?
- It's your exhibition.

157
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,563
You're the hottest artist going.

158
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,690
I am?

159
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,824
- The man of the hour.
- Bert.

160
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,576
What are you doing here?

161
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,787
What are you talking about?
It's my gallery.

162
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,623
Okay, come on,
everybody's dying to meet you.

163
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:33,669
Help me out. Am I down-to-Earth famous,
or more asshole famous?

164
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,712
- Asshole.
- Great.

165
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,965
Yes, it's me!

166
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,092
Good to see you.

167
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,511
- Wow.
- Thank you so much.

168
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,471
Denise, I'm gonna need some Purell.

169
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,515
Thank you.

170
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,809
I don't even remember
painting most of these.

171
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,354
Good to...
Good to see you, yeah.

172
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,564
That's...

173
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,024
- I love your work.
- What's that?

174
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,360
I'm a huge fan.

175
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,663
M'kay!

176
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,082
Who's ready for a hot dog?

177
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,375
- I am!
- Me! Me!

178
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,085
Fresh-squeezed lemonade.

179
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,462
Yay!

180
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,590
- How you doing?
- Great.

181
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,051
I can't believe I thought
there was a better universe

182
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,137
than this one right here.

183
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,473
Welcome back, neighbor.

184
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,561
- Kripke?
- Guilty as charged.

185
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,687
We're neighbors?

186
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,189
I wike to think we're
a wittwe more than neighbows.

187
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,775
I held your son at his bwis.

188
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528
We're Jewish?

189
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,155
So, how was the woony bin?

190
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,032
It's not a loony bin, Barry.
It's a hospital.

191
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,659
- Yeah, fow woonies.
- Barry...

192
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,162
I'm kidding. I'm a kidder.
Just ask my husband.

193
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,873
Is this guy giving you the business?

194
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,167
- Gary?
- Hey, Stuart.

195
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,756
- I... gotta go lay down.
- Are you okay?

196
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,424
I'm not sure.

197
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,218
Wooks wike they didn't tighten
all the scwews there.

198
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,430
- You're terrible.
- And you wove it.

199
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,062
Denise, I'm gonna go for a little walk,
clear my head.

200
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,563
Want me to come with?

201
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,274
That's okay. I won't be long.

202
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,855
You're not listening to me, okay?

203
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:44,568
The centrifugal force of Thor's hammer
is what allows him to fly.

204
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,988
But Thor is throwing it.
That violates Newton's first law.

205
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,242
Hey, hey. Settle an argument for us.

206
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,912
Laws of physics don't apply
to Norse gods, right?

207
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,997
Of course not.

208
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,124
Thor, along with
the other inhabitants of Asgard,

209
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,085
exist outside the paradigm
of the physical universe.

210
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,921
How do I know that?

211
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,108
Oh, boy.

212
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,714
- How was your walk?
- Good.

213
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,257
What you got there?

214
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,635
Bought a comic book.

215
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,554
- Since when do you read comic books?
- People read comic books.

216
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,723
What is with you?

217
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,647
Sorry. That was too loud.

218
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,172
<i>"It was like any other Tuesday at Caltech.
Smart people doing smart stuff."</i>

219
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,633
<i>"Leonard, Sheldon,
and Howard constructed</i>

220
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,470
<i>a Vari-state Quantum Entanglement Device."</i>

221
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,392
<i>"Stuart Bloom stopped by
to share the news of a clean colonoscopy."</i>

222
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,853
<i>"In his excitement,
he knocked the device off the table."</i>

223
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,855
Honey, everything all right?

224
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,607
Yeah, give me a minute.

225
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,067
<i>"From that point on,</i>

226
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,903
<i>Stuart was entangled
with the fate of the universe."</i>

227
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,531
- Jesus.
- You need the MiraLAX?

228
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,699
No, no. I'm okay.

229
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,701
Don't strain.
Remember, that's how Elvis died.

230
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,412
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.

231
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,249
<i>"Messages were sent to help him,
but the big dope didn't notice."</i>

232
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,501
I'm a big dope? You're a big dope.

233
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,087
If you need it,
there's a Fleet enema under the sink.

234
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,589
Great, thanks.

235
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,257
<i>"So you've gotta fix it."</i>

236
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,676
<i>"We're going to send you
more instructions, but first,</i>

237
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,679
<i>you have to escape from this prison."</i>

238
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,180
"Prison"?

239
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,601
<i>"None of this is real!"</i>

240
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,477
Coming!

241
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,588
- What you got there, neighbor?
- Nothing, nothing.

242
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,298
Doesn't wook wike nothing.

243
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,842
Mind your own damn business, Barry!

244
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:57,803
That was vewy wude.

245
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,689
What's that?

246
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,320
- You can see it?
- Yeah, I can see it. What is it?

247
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,868
You ever wonder
whether any of this is real?

248
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,827
What are you talking about?

249
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:28,750
Doesn't bother you
that everything seems perfect?

250
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,835
No. This is the life we dreamed of.

251
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,837
Exactly!

252
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,548
When have my dreams ever come true?

253
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,386
- Stuart, you're scaring me.
- You think you're scared now?

254
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,014
You might wanna tighten your sphincter.

255
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:15,881
Yuck!

256
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,433
I'm bald.

257
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,811
What'd you do? Where are we?

258
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,525
It looks like <i>The Matrix</i> to me.

259
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,945
Technically, we're out of the Matrix.

260
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,240
So, what, the house, the kids,
the cable TV, none of that was real?

261
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,576
Oh, man. I wiked it there.

262
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,202
I mean, I was homosexual,

263
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163
but my husband was a weal wooker.

264
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:52,375
- Guys, this is <i>The Matrix.</i>
- Yeah, we know.

265
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,712
No, it's literally a scene from the movie.

266
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,883
You're right.

267
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,342
We're still trapped.

268
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,928
Are you sure? It wooks wike we escaped.

269
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,847
That's what they want us to think.

270
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,309
- Who is "they"?
- I don't know.

271
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,480
Hang on.

272
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,603
You guys ready?

273
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,314
There's no way to know
where we're gonna land.

274
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,733
Anywhere, as wong as I'm stwaight.

275
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,069
That is so inappropriate.

276
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,988
I know, I know. It's not a choice.

277
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,129
Well, we're not in Pasadena.

278
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,841
- Is it real?
- Seems real.

279
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,678
Sand, organic material, clay.

280
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,180
Could be kaolinite or montmorillonite.

281
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,432
What's that mean?

282
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,183
It's dirt.

283
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,436
Why didn't you just say "dirt"?

284
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689
I was showing off a little.

285
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,774
Did you hear something?

286
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,791
No hurt.

287
00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,629
- Peaceful.
- We come from far.

288
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,464
We good.

289
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,427
- What do you think?
- I don't know.

290
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,512
They sound stupid.