1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,480 Get out of here. 2 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:03,280 Previously on Best Medicine. 3 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,240 Are you more as parents? 4 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,580 I'm his best friend. 5 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,400 Why are you here? 6 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,340 I've decided to sell a house. 7 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:11,400 My house? 8 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,260 My house. 9 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,080 It was left to me. 10 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,320 I'm the eldest son. 11 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,280 I'm talking viral. 12 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,360 Is this what you're going to do with your life? 13 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,040 What? 14 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:20,300 Be a garbage person. 15 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:21,940 He makes you think it doesn't a dog. 16 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:24,100 What am I dedicating my life to? 17 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,540 I've loved Louisus since I was 12 years old. 18 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:27,440 She's perfect. 19 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:28,500 Nobody's perfect. 20 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,080 The only main thing she's ever done is to break up with it. 21 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,860 Maybe we could get together for a real date. 22 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:36,200 Martin. 23 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,520 And how? 24 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,640 Exhale. 25 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,280 Hey, Martin, buddy. 26 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:48,280 Not sure if you're here yet, but... I'm going to call you back, buddy. 27 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,814 We were both riding the adrenaline of the moment, 28 00:00:50,815 --> 00:00:53,421 but I'm happy to pretend it never happened. 29 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,560 Good night. 30 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,970 You know, thank you. 31 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,150 It's depressed. 32 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:07,850 I think he looks like a dog. 33 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:10,894 Whatever he's feeling can be solved by sleeping, 34 00:01:10,895 --> 00:01:13,510 eating, and pooping or destroying a pair of my shoes. 35 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:23,150 What's got them so interested? 36 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,250 I have no idea. 37 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,730 It looks like you have the flu. 38 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:34,630 So, you and Louisa, huh? 39 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:35,290 I beg your pardon. 40 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,430 I mean, I get why you like her. 41 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:38,650 She's a ray of sunshine. 42 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,370 But you, you're okay. 43 00:01:40,890 --> 00:01:42,410 So you and Doc Martin, huh? 44 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:43,710 I did not see that coming. 45 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:44,890 Like at all. 46 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:46,810 Excuse me? 47 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:48,881 So to manage your flu symptoms, you need to 48 00:01:48,882 --> 00:01:50,490 hydrate and take pain relievers, isn't it? 49 00:01:50,491 --> 00:01:52,550 You know, who needs pain relievers right now? 50 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:54,670 Sheriff Mark, whoops! 51 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:56,730 Come on up high, baby. 52 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,010 Up high, yes. 53 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,610 I think it's great. 54 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,090 Lock and come at any age, you know. 55 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:03,390 What? 56 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,450 It's the flu, Mr. Collins. 57 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:06,710 Any questions? 58 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,670 Who initiated the kiss? 59 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:11,150 How passionate are we talking? 60 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:12,930 How did he kiss? 61 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:16,470 I picture a turtle eating a piece of notice. 62 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:18,770 Oh, my God. 63 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:19,970 Oh, my God. 64 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:21,310 Oh, my God. 65 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:23,850 Absolutely not. 66 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:31,430 What's this? 67 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:32,290 Take it. 68 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:33,610 Your car's parked in the red. 69 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:36,470 I parked exactly where I always have since I got here. 70 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:39,870 I turned a blind eye before, but those days are over. 71 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,130 Mark, it's for $50. 72 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:42,506 Let me just go out and move it. 73 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:42,930 Sorry. 74 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,730 Some mistakes can't be just moved back. 75 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,090 What? 76 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,370 What? 77 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,670 Mark says, why do you go out giving tickets like this? 78 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:53,250 Since when do you care nothing about rules and decency? 79 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,750 Okay, I have no idea what's going on right now. 80 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:56,570 Yeah, me neither. 81 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,990 Not after what I saw in the parking lot of the hospital. 82 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,010 Wait, what? 83 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:02,830 You saw that? 84 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:04,870 Yeah. 85 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:09,410 It might not be a crime, but it doesn't make it right. 86 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,550 You want me to close the door? 87 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,610 You don't have to. 88 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,670 What are you doing here? 89 00:03:44,671 --> 00:03:47,530 You don't have to flue like everyone else, do you? 90 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,610 Nope. 91 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:56,731 But what we're around town, though, is that you and a certain... Not you, too. 92 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:57,990 This is a nightmare. 93 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,890 Is there a privacy anywhere? 94 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,250 Important when. 95 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:02,290 Not really. 96 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,470 So, what happened? 97 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:05,850 Nothing. 98 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:14,650 I'd find after a very long day tending to put a crime together. 99 00:04:14,651 --> 00:04:18,530 The natural bond people feel in a crisis spoiled over. 100 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,790 And you and Louisa kissed. 101 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,510 Well, good for you. 102 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:28,310 You've been carrying a torch for us since you laid eyes on her. 103 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:33,150 What did you do wrong? 104 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:33,670 Nothing. 105 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:35,490 Why do you assume that I... Come on, what? 106 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:36,730 Nothing. 107 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:37,270 Tell me. 108 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:38,590 No. 109 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:40,010 Martin. 110 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:43,590 I may have suggested that we pretend it never happened. 111 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:45,110 Oh, my God. 112 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:46,510 Why? 113 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:48,770 Spares both the trouble, Mike. 114 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:53,370 Martin, is that how you really feel about love? 115 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:55,559 Or are we just trying to blow the whole thing 116 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,811 up to protect yourself so you wouldn't get hurt? 117 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:04,071 Well, by the way, Barry and Sensitive, you're going to have to apologize for that. 118 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:05,230 A-sap. 119 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:08,650 I have to go see George and Greg. 120 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:10,870 Apologize, Martin. 121 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,210 Mrs. Michelle. 122 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,550 You can call me Savannah. 123 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:21,330 You have fever, aches, and fatigue. 124 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:22,930 Sounds like the flu. 125 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,890 Are you sure we shouldn't be talking about that little patient? 126 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,810 He's running on a very low frequency. 127 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:29,130 No idea what that means. 128 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,850 Your dog is depressed, obviously. 129 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,270 For starters, he's not my dog. 130 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:36,710 I'm with the patient. 131 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,290 Please go now. 132 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,090 Elaine! 133 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,350 Open. 134 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:43,570 What? 135 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:44,790 Get him out of here. 136 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,410 Come on. 137 00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:49,470 Come on. 138 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:51,330 We have a little fever. 139 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:56,110 Let's nodes are inflamed. 140 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:57,370 Okay, just FYI. 141 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,430 Understanding animals is literally my job. 142 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:00,786 Oh, yeah, and which job is that? 143 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:02,270 I own a traveling petting zoo. 144 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,950 And in my expert opinion... Oh, expert, really? 145 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:06,670 Is there a petting zoo collard somewhere? 146 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:08,490 It's called nature. 147 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:09,710 I'm sorry. 148 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:10,270 Do you see that? 149 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:12,190 Seriously, not see how sad your dog is. 150 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:16,730 Thank you, random zookeeper person, but what's coming out of your bag? 151 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:18,890 Oh, my God. 152 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:19,110 Oh, my God. 153 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,270 Oh, my God. 154 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:20,570 Oh, my God. 155 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:21,650 Oh, my God. 156 00:06:21,651 --> 00:06:21,730 Oh, my God. 157 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:22,170 Oh, my God. 158 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:22,670 Oh, my God. 159 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,030 Oh, my God. 160 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:23,810 Oh, my God. 161 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:25,010 Oh, my God. 162 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:26,250 Oh, my God. 163 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,470 Got it. 164 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,490 Please, just as I suspected. 165 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:30,410 Please. 166 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:31,810 That's it. 167 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:32,430 I'm out of here. 168 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:34,610 Sorry, please are a public health hazard. 169 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,779 And as much as I hate to say this, which is a lot until we 170 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,910 can prove we're not carrying them out, no one can leave. 171 00:06:39,911 --> 00:06:40,410 Oh, my God. 172 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,810 I am torching this place on Yelp. 173 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:48,326 The gossip about Mark and I had to finally die down 174 00:06:48,327 --> 00:06:50,710 and know where everybody is talking about me again. 175 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:52,610 People are awful, so nosy. 176 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:53,270 No boundaries at all. 177 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:53,710 Thank you. 178 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,270 Thank you. 179 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,370 What did happen? 180 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:56,890 Was it really just a kiss? 181 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,490 I bet Dr. Fussy pants is a real tiger into that suit. 182 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,350 Well, I hope you're... me. 183 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,520 This feels excessive. 184 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:19,820 No, of course you saw the shower with dishwashing soap was excessive. 185 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:24,520 Again, dishwashing soap kills fleas as does putting your clothes in the dryer. 186 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:25,440 It would be done soon. 187 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,180 How soon? 188 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,840 Today's the deadline to turn in my audition for Juilliard Alice recording at later. 189 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,256 So I really need to move this along. 190 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,020 Audition, huh? 191 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,040 What model are you doing? 192 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,600 I'm a Thespian myself. 193 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:36,580 That's right. 194 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,400 Yeah, you were so great as the mad scientist in the blood factory. 195 00:07:39,401 --> 00:07:40,920 Oh, stop, stop. 196 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,600 I'm still working on my monologues. 197 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,420 Well, break a leg as we act as say. 198 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:49,040 I put the clothes in the dryer 37 minutes to go. 199 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,616 Feel free to check if they're done. 200 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,140 Oh, answer the phone. 201 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,460 Show up on time. 202 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,340 Now I have to vacuum and do laundry. 203 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,456 We're not gonna become Act 1 Cinderella. 204 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,956 If I were to let her to Juilliard, do you think you could start tomorrow? 205 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,060 All right. 206 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:07,812 I can't even have a personal moment with someone 207 00:08:07,813 --> 00:08:09,660 without the whole town blabbing about it. 208 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:10,360 I know. 209 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,580 I'm so sorry about Greg. 210 00:08:11,581 --> 00:08:12,936 He really should have known better. 211 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,360 I'm just gonna stay in here and avoid people like that. 212 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,436 Oh, my gosh, his little planes are like crazy. 213 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,280 Would you like a phone? 214 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:18,680 No, thanks. 215 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,780 I just don't know how everybody knows already. 216 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,120 That is my question. 217 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,220 Well, maybe Martin told someone. 218 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,900 Doesn't seem like the bragging type. 219 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,976 He definitely wasn't something to brag about. 220 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,280 Really? 221 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,520 Why? 222 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,920 Never mind. 223 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:33,740 I don't know why I would be interested. 224 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,240 I just don't know how else. 225 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,100 Everyone knows so fast. 226 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:38,660 No? 227 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,100 Guess I should call him. 228 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,680 Can I have that? 229 00:08:43,681 --> 00:08:44,681 Oh, yeah. 230 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,320 Of course. 231 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:45,740 Of course. 232 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,340 You sure you don't want me to get you a spoon? 233 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:50,660 Okay. 234 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:51,580 Hello? 235 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,300 Did you tell someone about what happened between us? 236 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,336 Because everybody at the salty breeze knows. 237 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:56,840 Of course not. 238 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,920 I would never. 239 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,660 It was Mark, but apparently he saw us. 240 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,200 Mark? 241 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,640 Saw us? 242 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:03,680 Mm-hmm. 243 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:04,360 Oh, God. 244 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:05,340 Oh, God. 245 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:07,340 Uh, this is a disaster. 246 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,080 Mark saw us and everybody's talking. 247 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,740 So much for pretending it never happened, huh? 248 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,240 Yes. 249 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,480 So about that. 250 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:19,500 Oh, gosh. 251 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,680 He is. 252 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,360 Where are you doing here? 253 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:22,240 I'm sorry. 254 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:23,241 Where are you right now? 255 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:25,020 Hiding in the walk-in. 256 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:28,040 So, you know, I'm super happy about how this is working out. 257 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:31,800 Well, uh, I hit the infested my office with fleas. 258 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,680 Okay. 259 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,160 Stay warm in there. 260 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,220 Yeah. 261 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,980 Good luck with the fleas. 262 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,980 Mm-hmm. 263 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,160 Mark. 264 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,420 That was hard. 265 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:47,780 Mm-hmm. 266 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,062 All right, everyone, please get on your clothes 267 00:09:50,063 --> 00:09:52,040 and then leave as soon as humanly possible. 268 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,660 I think it's strange feeling I've had this conversation before. 269 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:56,900 Oh, are you like a psychic? 270 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,600 In case you have who can be assigned. 271 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,320 Oh, my God. 272 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:00,480 Oh, my God. 273 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:01,540 Let's see you. 274 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:02,880 Oh, it's okay. 275 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:03,460 It's okay. 276 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 It's okay. 277 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,540 Everybody stay put. 278 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,160 Hey. 279 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,500 Is he texting? 280 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:17,940 Is he texting? 281 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,620 No one can leave. 282 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:20,360 Why? 283 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,140 What's the problem this time? 284 00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:22,900 Don't panic. 285 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,200 But this woman has lesions that look like e-bose. 286 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:27,020 It's a moo-boo, moo-boomer. 287 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,500 What the hell is a booboo? 288 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,020 Doc, she has the plate. 289 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,620 Oh, my God. 290 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:32,621 Oh, my God. 291 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,280 Oh, my God. 292 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:37,880 I can't have everyone's attention. 293 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,640 I can't breathe. 294 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,020 The plate is closing my door. 295 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,640 It's definitely not. 296 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:45,860 The health authorities are sending a biohazard team for Savannah, but they're 297 00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:47,716 coming from Boston, so it's going to be a while. 298 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:50,180 The plate could probably kill all the old people first, right? 299 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,520 Coolish question, but brings me to my next point. 300 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,864 This type of plague doesn't spread easily from person 301 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,341 to person, but from fleas and infected animals. 302 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:03,540 And if antibiotics are taken within the first 24 hours, out comes very good. 303 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,870 It kind of sounds like if that bio, whatever team 304 00:11:05,871 --> 00:11:08,160 doesn't get here in 24 hours, we're all screwed. 305 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:09,180 Yeah, screwed is in dead. 306 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,420 Wait, so you're the only doctor? 307 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,180 There isn't anybody better who knows how to deal with diseases? 308 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,460 Well, I went to medical school, so I like no-about diseases. 309 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,260 But yes, I'm it. 310 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,600 But we're fine. 311 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:23,860 No need to panic. 312 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,660 And again. 313 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,980 Doc, what are you doing? 314 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,760 Looking for clues as to where Savannah and her flea-ridden purse have been. 315 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:42,970 Damn it. 316 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,050 What? 317 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:47,750 She was at the salty breeze, which means people over there have been exposed, 318 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,986 and I need to get in touch with them. 319 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,290 We don't have to change back into the little gowns, do we? 320 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,330 Because if I'm gonna die of the plague, you're not. 321 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,750 I'm dying with my pants on. 322 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,850 Savannah, what was that? 323 00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,170 Hey, guys. 324 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,890 What you want to talk to me about? 325 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,870 Well, wait a minute. 326 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,850 What's going on back here? 327 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:08,390 The claims he found a baby fox and is nursing a back to health. 328 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,750 I wish he'd take it somewhere else. 329 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,350 It's making brisket very anxious. 330 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:16,970 I get that kind of a rabbit-eared devil chihuahua. 331 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,890 Makes me a little nervous too. 332 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,850 Listen, Sarah, you have a small confession to make. 333 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,490 You cheated poker night. 334 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,610 You say, I don't know. 335 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,370 Oh, but not that. 336 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,950 Where are the ones showing your house? 337 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:31,690 What? 338 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:35,752 Your brother saw that Greg is a real true in the area and asked 339 00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:39,590 us to convince you to accept his offer since we're friends. 340 00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:41,690 Oh, some friends, you are. 341 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,670 Did he tell you what the terms of his offer is? 342 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,590 Sell a house out from under me and I get 20%. 343 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,030 Thank you so much, your lordship. 344 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:53,270 We thought at least if it was us, we'd look after your best interest. 345 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:53,950 Yes. 346 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,170 By kicking me out of my own house. 347 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:59,404 Listen, I hate to bring it up, but your brother says 348 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:01,950 you don't have much by way of retirement savings. 349 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:05,290 Yeah, well, you know how it is, lobstering. 350 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,670 You have a good year, and then a bad one. 351 00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:09,930 So maybe you should let us show the house. 352 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,690 There's a couple of ones to see it today. 353 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:13,550 Fine. 354 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:14,950 Fine. 355 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:20,370 So... Any intel on what happened between Louisa and your nephew? 356 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,710 She's hiding in the walk-in right now. 357 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:24,990 Very upset. 358 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,010 You are not getting the hot goss. 359 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:30,170 You two are off the hot goss list. 360 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:30,890 Why me? 361 00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,230 You could up with that. 362 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,330 You could stay on. 363 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,730 Hello. 364 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:37,050 And Sarah, listen. 365 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:39,250 There could be a crisis at the salty breeze. 366 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:40,850 Oh, you bet there is. 367 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,250 Louisa is hiding in the walk-in refrigerator. 368 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,310 When you got to apologize to her. 369 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,130 Never mind that. 370 00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:49,370 A patient here, a woman named Savannah. 371 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,710 She was recently at the salty breeze, and she's exhibiting plague-like symptoms. 372 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:53,610 The plague? 373 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,870 Like... Bring out your dead? 374 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:57,070 That plague? 375 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,150 Bring it all the way down. 376 00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:58,550 It's fine. 377 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,410 Bubonic, yes, the very one. 378 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:01,630 Wait. 379 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,650 What's that behind you? 380 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:08,530 Oh, that's got a baby fox, don't ask. 381 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,910 Hold the phone closer to it? 382 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:10,730 Sure. 383 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,270 Greg, stay here, please. 384 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:17,590 Look at those ears. 385 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,630 That's a North African Finneck fox. 386 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,830 Doug, where did you get one of those? 387 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,290 Funny story. 388 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,100 Wow, what's wrong with him? 389 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,320 For starters, his face is in a bowl of oatmeal. 390 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,520 Now, pull them out and make sure he's breathing. 391 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,420 Okay. 392 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:37,620 Whoa! 393 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,960 Hold the phone closer. 394 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,720 Let me see his neck. 395 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,000 Oh, good Lord. 396 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,440 What are those? 397 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,060 Do you promise to remain calm? 398 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 Wait. 399 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,180 This is the place. 400 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,800 I didn't know what I'm here today. 401 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,880 Excuse me? 402 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:54,680 Everyone listen up. 403 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,440 What do we do? 404 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,040 A biohazard team is coming. 405 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,687 Until you have all been tested, and the plague has 406 00:14:59,711 --> 00:15:01,616 been ruled out, no one should leave the salty breeze. 407 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:01,920 Understood? 408 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,740 But we can still take walk-ins, right? 409 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,020 What are you doing here? 410 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,720 Bringing people something to eat, because I knew you wouldn't think about 411 00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:23,340 that, because you don't think about people or their feelings. 412 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:29,921 Mark, Mark, we haven't had a chance to fumigate since you left, just some vacuuming. 413 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,720 So congratulations. 414 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,480 You've now potentially exposed yourself to plague-carrying fleas. 415 00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:35,720 It's probably fine. 416 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,196 Well, now you can't leave until you've been cleared by the health authorities. 417 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,220 Good. 418 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,420 Okay. 419 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,640 Mark, would you like to talk? 420 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,820 No. 421 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:48,340 Yes. 422 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,140 I would like to talk. 423 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,760 Is there anything you'd like to say to me? 424 00:15:55,761 --> 00:15:56,980 It actually makes sense? 425 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:57,440 Nope. 426 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,280 I got nothing to say to you, man. 427 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,140 Okay, fine. 428 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,640 And you can go back out. 429 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,320 Okay, I actually do have a couple questions. 430 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:12,980 Well, that should be fun. 431 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,800 How long has it been going on between you and Louisa? 432 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,880 Have you been dating all this time and just laughing at me behind my back? 433 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,980 Are you sure you're going to get married and 434 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,060 have little doctorate schoolteacher babies? 435 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,740 Are you hoping that I die? 436 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,660 So you guys can just dance on my grade. 437 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,580 Mark, Mark, I assure you, Louisa and I were not and are not together. 438 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:35,720 So if we're done here, I have a plague outbreak to deal with. 439 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,836 Yeah, but you didn't say that you won't be together, okay? 440 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,500 Because I can just see through that little game of yours, you are not going to seek 441 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,680 the future, best share of Mark, my love. 442 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,920 I go into the walk-in for an hour and come out to the literal plague. 443 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,980 Yeah, I make sure, thank those of you about our mortality. 444 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,553 Nice to think about getting our affairs in order 445 00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:59,160 updating our wills, double checking the DNR. 446 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,300 Boring. 447 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,080 Right. 448 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,980 Who wants a shot on the house? 449 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:03,981 No, I'm talking. 450 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,220 Oh, sure. 451 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,740 First sign of a crisis and everyone drinks for free. 452 00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:10,100 Well, if we're going to die, let's die at a party. 453 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,600 This is my kind of plague. 454 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,240 Free booze with my special lady. 455 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,600 But what I'm talking about. 456 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,440 Let's tell us the living life to the fullest. 457 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,620 So no regrets? 458 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,800 You do not recessive. 459 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Oh, sure. 460 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,100 The plague? 461 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480 Are you serious? 462 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:27,340 It's a possibility. 463 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,560 But we caught it early and we're treating it with antibiotics, so you should be okay. 464 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,220 Wow. 465 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,916 You know, I had my cards read recently. 466 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:37,140 And the reader said that something bad or not so bad could or could not happen. 467 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,380 And now look at this. 468 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,040 It's crazy, right? 469 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,386 You better not be interrogating someone 470 00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,120 because I'm the one who does the interrogating. 471 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,520 Who are you? 472 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,240 Who asked the questions here? 473 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:45,960 Go ahead. 474 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,520 Ask your questions. 475 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:51,300 Doug, over at the Salty Breeze, has been exhibiting similar symptoms. 476 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,036 Have you had any recent interactions with him? 477 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,060 Doug? 478 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:55,620 Doug. 479 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,160 Dougie. 480 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:57,320 Doug. 481 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:58,940 No. 482 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,500 That name does not ring a bell. 483 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,720 I don't believe you. 484 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,420 I don't believe anyone anymore. 485 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,480 You know, stop trusting and you start resting. 486 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:06,460 Think about it. 487 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,656 Have you been a broad lately? 488 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,220 You know what? 489 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:08,780 Actually. 490 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,380 And I did go to Morocco recently for a yoga retreat. 491 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,180 And last day. 492 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,060 And that's where you got the Fennick Fox? 493 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,760 What's the Fennick Fox? 494 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,936 And anyway, it's probably just like a regular Fox, but with bigger ears. 495 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,360 You just said you didn't know what a Fennick Fox was. 496 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,653 So how would you know that Fennick Fox is that 497 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,980 big ears if you don't know what a Fennick Fox is? 498 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,460 Don't you lie to me, Savannah. 499 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:28,860 Okay. 500 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,640 Thank you for your help, Mark. 501 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:31,930 I'll take it from him. 502 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:32,760 Okay. 503 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:32,980 Hey. 504 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,720 I think I rounded her cage and pretty good. 505 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,640 She's gonna crack. 506 00:18:35,641 --> 00:18:36,040 I don't know. 507 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,260 Hey. 508 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,760 But I'm still mad. 509 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,440 Okay. 510 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,000 Thank you. 511 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:40,440 I'm still mad. 512 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:40,880 Okay. 513 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,460 I got it. 514 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:41,900 Thanks, Mark. 515 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:42,980 I got it. 516 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,060 Wow. 517 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,140 There's some roiling tension between you two. 518 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200 Let's go on on there. 519 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,040 Just admit you smuggled the Fennick Fox and sold it to Doug. 520 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,820 So I don't have to bring back the emotionally unstable sheriff. 521 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:54,940 Okay. 522 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:55,560 Fine. 523 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,763 But if you think you can make a living, charging 524 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,160 five-year-old's trite ponies, think again. 525 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,040 I don't think that. 526 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,576 I don't know why anyone would think that. 527 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,680 But the Fox you trafficked. 528 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,660 I call it exotic animal real me. 529 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:07,180 Whatever. 530 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,800 It likely has plague-carrying fleas that multiplied and migrated to the other 531 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,240 animals in your zoo and then spread to you and not a duck. 532 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,780 Look, I'm not a monster, okay? 533 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,560 I'm just trying to find loving homes for these animals. 534 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,120 They carry stress in their bodies just like we do. 535 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,700 You really feel like you're holding onto a lot of stress, too, my dude. 536 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,440 The only way to let go of stress is to open up. 537 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,180 Well, I wouldn't open up too much unless you have a lawyer present. 538 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,040 Now, if you excuse me, I need to let the town know about the mess you've made. 539 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,480 Elaine, we need to make a PSA. 540 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:37,980 What? 541 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,460 A public search. 542 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,820 A video telling the community what's going on. 543 00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:45,340 Okay, we'll post it to your social media. 544 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,000 Oh, now you like my social media. 545 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:49,440 Elaine, please. 546 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,820 I would grant never making time to visit my sister in Florida. 547 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,524 You called your sister, and I quote, a joyless 548 00:20:00,525 --> 00:20:04,201 iguana with a shard and nape for our blood. 549 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,980 I also regret trusting Joyce to keep our conversations private. 550 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,580 What about you, Lisa? 551 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:16,980 Is there anything or anyone you'd be sad to miss out on? 552 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,640 Really, really. 553 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,040 With everything that's going on this is what you're focused on? 554 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:31,900 Our school is closing, which is a huge blow to port when not to mention my career. 555 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,220 I mean, I have no idea what's happening in my life next. 556 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,940 Oh, oh, we might all have a disease that killed half of medieval Europe. 557 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:43,580 So, you know, sure, we can just discuss my weird kiss with the town doctor. 558 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,100 When you say, we... You're a hillside already done. 559 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,860 Ah! 560 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,060 Port wind is a fishbowl, and I'm tired of being a goldfish. 561 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,180 Are we recording? 562 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:57,940 Yes. 563 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,161 Are you looking at the... Okay, ready? 564 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280 A go. 565 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,540 Hello. 566 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:10,340 Dr. Martin Best, here in Port Wind, where we appear to be having... 567 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,920 having an outbreak of bubonic plague. 568 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,720 Now, there's no cause for panic, but if you're experiencing flu-like 569 00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:23,120 symptoms, along with painful swelling in your neck, armpits, or groin area, 570 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,344 or unusual lesions or sores, please come see 571 00:21:25,345 --> 00:21:27,560 me or another health care provider immediately. 572 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,376 Just because I suck at the doctor's office, 573 00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:31,700 don't get any ideas about committing any crimes. 574 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:36,980 Please share this post widely, Elaniacs, who could save a life. 575 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,780 She's saying you may have a while, or as if she is hoping to, like... Elaniacs? 576 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,156 She's worse than the plague. 577 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,180 Let those three die. 578 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,640 Yeah, question. 579 00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:48,900 Shouldn't we consider other disease vectors like dirt? 580 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,320 I hate the internet. 581 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,380 Hello? 582 00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:55,180 Hey, no, don't stay there. 583 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,240 Don't play? 584 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,420 Are you okay? 585 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,600 Yeah, I don't know. 586 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,280 This is weird, but I'm fine. 587 00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:02,500 I... I... I have brought you lunch. 588 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,340 Thank you. 589 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:03,840 Uh-huh. 590 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,100 My present is too. 591 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:05,900 I'll take it. 592 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,280 His were very dry. 593 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,320 Hey, listen, so I speed read this acting book, and 594 00:22:10,321 --> 00:22:12,740 it's had to track the emotional beats of Elaniacs. 595 00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:15,260 I got to your model, and I started tracking the emotional beats of Elaniacs. 596 00:22:15,261 --> 00:22:17,720 I... I... I don't think a money gets to it. 597 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,060 What? 598 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,180 You have to. 599 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,076 I... I looked at... and there... there's no extension. 600 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,216 Well, you have to do it today. 601 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,660 El... Look around. 602 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,540 I'm in a crisis. 603 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,540 I was thinking we could... We could shoot you to the window. 604 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,716 Seriously, just let it go. 605 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:27,960 Okay? 606 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,140 No. 607 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,740 Look, this is all you talk about. 608 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,660 Why don't you go to school in New York City. 609 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,280 Okay? 610 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:33,880 Let me help. 611 00:22:33,881 --> 00:22:34,881 I don't want your help. 612 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,340 Okay? 613 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,300 If you like the idea of school in New York so much, you can go. 614 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,040 Bye. 615 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,180 Bye. 616 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,380 Leave the lunch. 617 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,920 Are you guys fighting? 618 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,160 Thank you. 619 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,540 Cheers. 620 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,360 We're a woman in a plague house. 621 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,340 You're looking awfully pleased with yourselves. 622 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,760 I'm feeling very pleased with my life. 623 00:23:01,761 --> 00:23:05,160 Plus, you're stuck here with me, so you can't show my house. 624 00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:06,161 What? 625 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:07,620 No such luck. 626 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,360 You have someone showing it for us. 627 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:10,380 Oh. 628 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:11,000 Oh. 629 00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,001 Oh man, Collins. 630 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:13,740 Damn, I got all. 631 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240 Stop! 632 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,760 You good? 633 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 Whoa. 634 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,640 That was really out of it. 635 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,200 I've got something really important to tell you when it might be scary. 636 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,500 I'm not going to be a dad. 637 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,160 Am I? 638 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:27,460 What? 639 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,140 Oh, I don't know. 640 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,080 You might have the plague. 641 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,240 The bubonic plague? 642 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,060 Mm-hmm. 643 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,020 How did I get that? 644 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:35,860 Doc said it must be some animals owned by some woman named Savannah. 645 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,460 Oh, no. 646 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,140 Savannah's got the plague. 647 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:40,260 Where is she? 648 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Doc Martin's office, why? 649 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,880 She needs me. 650 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360 Doug, stop with me. 651 00:23:45,361 --> 00:23:46,520 I was supposed to leave. 652 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,700 Hi, Jim. 653 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,320 Hello? 654 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:50,820 Jeb, it's Sarah. 655 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,500 I can't talk now. 656 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,680 I'm showing a house for Ken. 657 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,400 You mean Greg? 658 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,460 Yeah, Greg. 659 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,560 Listen, could you do me a favor? 660 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:00,880 Where is she? 661 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,500 Where's Savannah? 662 00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:03,040 Whoa, slow your road, Chief. 663 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:03,840 Doug, what are you doing? 664 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,920 You shouldn't be running around town with a plague-infested creature. 665 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,840 Don't you call my Savannah that? 666 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,960 I'm talking about... 667 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:11,340 Wait. 668 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,540 Your Savannah? 669 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,080 Have you and Savannah been into me? 670 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:17,000 That's a clinical way to put it. 671 00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:18,001 That's Doc. 672 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,060 No heart. 673 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,140 Clop at marketing. 674 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:20,600 Period. 675 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,160 Go on. 676 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,060 I met her on a website for enthusiasts of unusual pets, but I only took a few 677 00:24:27,061 --> 00:24:29,740 encrypted texts for me to realize that she's my soulmate. 678 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,260 That's what you said about my wife. 679 00:24:32,261 --> 00:24:33,261 Oh, hey, Gil. 680 00:24:33,425 --> 00:24:34,400 Good to see you, man. 681 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,080 So the answer is yes. 682 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,800 You two have been into me. 683 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:38,860 Come with me. 684 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:44,140 Savannah, my love. 685 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,200 That's not go crazy. 686 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,500 Are most of your painful lesions in your groin area? 687 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,720 Oh, yeah, do you want us to? 688 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,780 Nope, nope. 689 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,520 I take your word for it. 690 00:24:52,521 --> 00:24:52,700 Right. 691 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:57,064 Now, you might actually have a sexually transmitted infection 692 00:24:57,065 --> 00:25:00,200 called LGV, which has similar symptoms to the plague. 693 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,780 I'll spend that guy from Bonero. 694 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:04,520 Luckily, it too can be treated with a course of antibiotics. 695 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,120 Sorry, Doug. 696 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,660 One. 697 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,980 Doc, your last girlfriend gave you breasts. 698 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,456 This one gave you a disease similar to the plague. 699 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,160 As your physician, I feel compelled to say, make better dating choices. 700 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,940 I gotta say the vibe of the salty breeze was way better. 701 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,636 Elaine, we need to make another post. 702 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:25,660 All right. 703 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:26,780 Mm-hmm. 704 00:25:27,465 --> 00:25:28,465 Hello, everyone. 705 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,440 This is Portland Public Safety Officer, Elaine. 706 00:25:31,441 --> 00:25:31,680 Not your title. 707 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,360 With an important update. 708 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,700 Hi, everyone. 709 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:36,740 Dr. Best here. 710 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,700 So the situation is evolving. 711 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,620 And we're still waiting for the biohazard team to arrive to confirm. 712 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:46,840 But at the moment, my assessment is we are not having a plague outbreak in Portland. 713 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,440 Thank you. 714 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,340 But still don't commit any crimes. 715 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:53,500 Doc, have you ever thought about being a hair model? 716 00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,580 Because the camera actually loves your hair. 717 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:55,960 What? 718 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,220 Who loves it? 719 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,760 Hey, if it's not the plague, what do you think it is? 720 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,140 I can't say. 721 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:02,260 Confidentiality. 722 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:06,360 What do you bet many diseases that have plague-like symptoms? 723 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:07,680 Yikes. 724 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,360 That looks uncomfortable. 725 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,700 So good news. 726 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,592 Martin just posted another video saying that it 727 00:26:23,593 --> 00:26:25,741 looks like there's no plague outbreak after all. 728 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,042 So all we have to do is just hang out here for 729 00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:30,080 a little bit longer, get tested just to be sure. 730 00:26:30,081 --> 00:26:31,420 That's great. 731 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,740 You seem less than thrilled. 732 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,400 Hey. 733 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:39,960 I just feel disappointed about where my life is right now. 734 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:44,060 Well, this may be controversial given the day that we've had. 735 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,360 But when I'm feeling well, do you know what makes me feel better? 736 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,200 Besides, umbrella's and drinks. 737 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:53,200 Okay, then I give up. 738 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:54,620 I'm watching animal videos. 739 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:55,880 Huh? 740 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,720 Not what I was expecting. 741 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,560 And otters holding pause while they float on their backs. 742 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:04,400 Pudgy mama is doing goofy mama things in the airplane metals. 743 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,040 My favorite is this wolf dead in the katia. 744 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,900 I defy you not to be transported. 745 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,060 This is a twist. 746 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,200 Should we watch once? 747 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,380 I mean, after that, how could we not? 748 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,720 You know I got a cute up already. 749 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:17,340 I'm serious. 750 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,720 Okay, here we go. 751 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,500 Yeah. 752 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,140 Okay. 753 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,620 That is wolf blitzer. 754 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,340 We love him. 755 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,040 And this one... 756 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,340 So... No. 757 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,620 Is this a bad choice? 758 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:38,480 No, no, no. 759 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,580 It's perfect. 760 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,160 Yeah. 761 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,540 Okay. 762 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,600 Just watch this the right way. 763 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,420 Okay. 764 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,400 So I said, that's wolf blitzer. 765 00:27:47,401 --> 00:27:48,100 Wolf blitzer. 766 00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:48,900 And we don't like that. 767 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:49,260 Okay. 768 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,460 But we love wolf blitzer. 769 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,461 We love wolf blitzer. 770 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,380 Okay. 771 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:00,860 Sorry to intrude. 772 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,520 But I'm sensing some inner tension. 773 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,400 Whoa, you really are psychic. 774 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,000 People do say that. 775 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,992 But really we're all just animals who think we're 776 00:28:07,993 --> 00:28:11,000 better at hiding around stress than we actually are. 777 00:28:12,350 --> 00:28:13,960 I've barely worked on my audition. 778 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,960 I don't know. 779 00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:17,840 I'm like too scared, I guess. 780 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920 Fear of failure. 781 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:19,780 I get that. 782 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,900 I hate of taking tests in school. 783 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,880 Why do you think I turned to a life of crime? 784 00:28:23,881 --> 00:28:24,880 Oh, the dark. 785 00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:25,881 Yes, this is crazy. 786 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,060 I hate dating. 787 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,160 So hot. 788 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,100 Actually, I'm more afraid of success. 789 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,260 I mean, what if I crush this audition? 790 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,560 And Juilliard is like holy crap we have literally never seen anyone act so good. 791 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,960 Then he moved to New York City and you follow your dreams? 792 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,300 Barf, so basic. 793 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,440 Do you mind? 794 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,680 Then I would have to leave Al behind. 795 00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:45,950 Is Al your boyfriend? 796 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:50,940 You know, we have this idea that life has to be either or. 797 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,040 But we can only have one good thing. 798 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:55,560 But what if the universe is like, no? 799 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,840 You can have all the good things. 800 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,760 So I could have Al and Juilliard? 801 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,326 Or in my case, beat this crazy STD in the 802 00:29:02,327 --> 00:29:04,480 federal wildlife animal charges that I'm facing. 803 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,580 Yeah, no fingers crossed for the both of those. 804 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,940 I saw your video. 805 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:13,160 Hey, no offense, buddy, but you're not looking too good right now. 806 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:14,980 Um, Doc? 807 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,840 London, you shouldn't be here. 808 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:18,940 Oh, I'm growing nipples. 809 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,720 On my neck. 810 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,280 Okay, maybe you should. 811 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,480 Have you had intimate contact with this woman? 812 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,320 Doug or both? 813 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:30,080 Are you suggesting I had some kind of woo-woo-woo three-way with those weirdos? 814 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,100 Hell, now. 815 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,900 Rules out of the STD. 816 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:34,700 I got it. 817 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:36,960 Have you visited the petting zoo, maybe? 818 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:39,980 I mean, I don't think so. 819 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,180 This isn't a hard question. 820 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,360 I might have taken my son. 821 00:29:43,361 --> 00:29:45,260 Isn't Glen and Jr. like 17. 822 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:45,720 Fine. 823 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920 I went alone. 824 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,360 I like petting the gods. 825 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,840 So, is it? 826 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,040 Exposure? 827 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,840 Viewbows? 828 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,860 We might be looking at a plague outbreak after all. 829 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,080 Yeah. 830 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:58,080 I concur. 831 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,780 Hey, Doc, bad news. 832 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,560 Biohazard team got a fender bender and said 833 00:30:01,561 --> 00:30:03,120 they're going to be delayed by a couple of hours. 834 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,815 Okay, didn't you say the longer it takes those 835 00:30:04,816 --> 00:30:06,460 guys to get their the more dangerous it gets? 836 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:06,980 Great. 837 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,116 Now I have to text my mom back and tell her I am going to die. 838 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:09,500 It makes a lot. 839 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:11,280 Nobody is going to die. 840 00:30:11,705 --> 00:30:15,480 Okay, we just need to stay calm and in control of the situation. 841 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:16,820 Is that clear? 842 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,740 Um, has anyone seen the fox? 843 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,260 What? 844 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,960 My mom was right. 845 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,340 I lack the emotional maturity to own a pet. 846 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,700 You need to find that fox. 847 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,580 You're going to be fine. 848 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,040 But if you need to pet a baby, go. 849 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,080 Oh, shut up. 850 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,040 Doc, we're not more incoming. 851 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:32,860 I'm not feeling so hot. 852 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,540 I'm like, is this the plague? 853 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,260 My daughter's like, go find out, dummy. 854 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,900 I just feel like ass. 855 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:43,260 You know, a good general all over assiness. 856 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,740 Mark, text your mom at the pharmacy. 857 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,687 Tell her we need more antibiotics, rabbit 858 00:30:47,688 --> 00:30:49,580 flu tests, any IV bags you may have on hand. 859 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,676 Have her leave them out front and then go run down and get them. 860 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:51,840 Got it? 861 00:30:51,841 --> 00:30:52,841 Oh, no problem. 862 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,840 Elaine, we need to update the public. 863 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:57,540 Excuse me. 864 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,960 Dr. Best here. 865 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,920 Small update on the previous update. 866 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,560 But... Not... You. 867 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,180 Yes. 868 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,520 To reiterate, please disregard my previous post. 869 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,320 We are having an outbreak of plague here in Fortnite. 870 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,960 Also, Al, if you're watching, I am sorry that I was so crabby. 871 00:31:14,961 --> 00:31:16,140 That was not about you. 872 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,520 I do want to go for it and I really need your help. 873 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:19,300 Okay. 874 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,380 First, we're going to die. 875 00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:21,600 And we're not going to die. 876 00:31:21,601 --> 00:31:22,740 Now we're back to dying. 877 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,380 Make up your mind already. 878 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,460 Will you, Doc? 879 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,060 Ooh. 880 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,040 That guy sucks. 881 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,180 We're all symptom free for now, so I think we should just... 882 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:31,940 What? 883 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:32,760 Stay calm. 884 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:33,800 I'm calm. 885 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,220 I'm calm. 886 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,180 What is? 887 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,960 It's Greg's real estate firm. 888 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,180 Hi, Greg Garrison Realty. 889 00:31:42,181 --> 00:31:43,320 This is Greg speaking. 890 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,480 How may I help you find the home of your dreams? 891 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,180 I see. 892 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,001 Well, that is... Okay. 893 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,520 Well, thank you very much. 894 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,260 Who was that? 895 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,580 The buyer is looking at Sarah's house. 896 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,800 Jeb Collins told him the house was full of fleas with plague. 897 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,360 I wonder why he would do that. 898 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:06,820 Pete's me. 899 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,840 Oh, fine. 900 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,000 I paid him off to bed now that he excused me. 901 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:15,700 If I'm going to die of the plague, I want to do it in my own house. 902 00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:17,420 Nobody's pushing me out. 903 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:19,400 Well, except possibly death. 904 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:19,920 Right. 905 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:20,940 Point taken. 906 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,360 You know what I think we could all use right now? 907 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,120 We'll have to do it. 908 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:25,480 We'll have to do it. 909 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,920 Oh, yes. 910 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:28,140 You fired up. 911 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,760 Okay. 912 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,780 Did you get the antibiotics? 913 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,740 Yeah, I got you. 914 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,960 Sorry, y'all. 915 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,700 All right. 916 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,080 Okay, everybody, listen up. 917 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:41,380 We're having a lot of people come in right now not feeling well. 918 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,940 Now, most of you probably just have the flu, but some of you might have the plague. 919 00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:46,740 So here's what we're going to do. 920 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:49,720 Who here is having fever, aches, and fatigue. 921 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:50,380 Okay. 922 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,720 And you're going to take rapid flu tests out here in the waiting room. 923 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:57,420 Now, who has swollen lymph nodes under your chin, possibly in your armpit or groin? 924 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,972 Okay, if you have any of those, you're going to come into 925 00:32:59,973 --> 00:33:02,046 the exam room or need to give you antibiotics right away. 926 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:04,620 Now, you are not contagious, and we will take care of you. 927 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,600 I'm just here for nighttime gas. 928 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,280 Note it. 929 00:33:07,281 --> 00:33:08,281 Let's go. 930 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:13,700 Ow, what are you doing here? 931 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:14,540 Do you have plague symptoms? 932 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,660 I don't care about the plague. 933 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800 Famous last words. 934 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,540 Came back. 935 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,280 Thank you. 936 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,780 I'm so sorry, honestly. 937 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,840 I was just afraid of my own awesomeness. 938 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,876 I forgive you, but we have to move fast. 939 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,356 We only have a couple hours until the deadline. 940 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,380 All right? 941 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,140 Did you remember I was your speech? 942 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:28,260 Yeah, my fuck. 943 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:28,620 Sick. 944 00:33:28,621 --> 00:33:29,886 I have no idea what time it means. 945 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:30,910 Okay. 946 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,140 Who wants to be in a movie? 947 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,100 Or a very low-budget audition video? 948 00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:37,880 No, I might be available. 949 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:41,220 You're not thinking of doing this in here, are you? 950 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480 Why not? 951 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,980 I'll go deal with the plague while you put on your little show. 952 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:52,940 Hi. 953 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:57,480 I'm Elaine Denton, and I will be performing Olga's monologue from Anton 954 00:33:57,481 --> 00:34:02,260 Chekov's Three Sisters, which is a play that I have read. 955 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,060 It almost seems as if a minute more. 956 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,420 And we'll know why we live. 957 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:16,960 And why we suffer. 958 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,400 If only we knew. 959 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120 If only we knew. 960 00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:26,180 What difference does it make? 961 00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:28,900 What difference does it make? 962 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,740 If only we knew. 963 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,800 And cut. 964 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,740 Elaine, you're so good. 965 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,520 Should I take my line again? 966 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,740 No. 967 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,360 I think we got it. 968 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:55,750 Oh, my goodness. 969 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:00,050 Oh, my God. 970 00:35:00,051 --> 00:35:01,051 Oh, my God. 971 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:05,710 The mother-child bonded so primal, so deep. 972 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:09,390 I mean, why would a lady wolf ever not want to have that experience? 973 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:14,430 The guy will come and go, but the bond here wolf baby, that's forever. 974 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,350 I mean, not having a wolf cub. 975 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:20,050 I mean, she probably regret that for the rest of her wolf life. 976 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,190 What? 977 00:35:24,970 --> 00:35:26,510 Are you wanting a wolf cub? 978 00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:28,010 What? 979 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:28,490 No. 980 00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:30,090 Why would you? 981 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,350 I mean, maybe. 982 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,350 Okay, I don't know. 983 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:37,770 I'm going to say something to you if I'm overstepping, tell me to buzz off. 984 00:35:38,990 --> 00:35:43,870 If you ever decide to have a baby on your own, it will be there for you. 985 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,030 Cooking, babysitting, whatever you need. 986 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,630 We'll all be there for you. 987 00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:52,050 You know, coolers, all of us. 988 00:35:52,051 --> 00:35:53,290 Oh, honey. 989 00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:57,930 Sunny, even when nosey and annoying with your friends. 990 00:35:59,630 --> 00:36:00,630 You guys. 991 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,000 It took you a while. 992 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,856 Everyone in this room needs to be tested along with a few people down the street. 993 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,200 Understood. 994 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,956 We've already got team members over there. 995 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,800 We'll get a testing station set up ASAP. 996 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,040 Coming back. 997 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,700 First, I want you to check on my patients with lesions. 998 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,920 Some of the ones out here might have the plague. 999 00:36:22,921 --> 00:36:24,460 Some of them might just have the flu. 1000 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,920 But everyone out here needs rapid tests for plague. 1001 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,220 Okay, folks. 1002 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,540 I'm headed home soon as they clear me. 1003 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,760 Oh, okay, I can sleep it up. 1004 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,260 Same in my nerves as a shot. 1005 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,620 You could settle them by helping me prep for tomorrow. 1006 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:44,000 Sweetie, after the day I've had, I'm in Bath and an Aptaritizer. 1007 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:48,300 Am I crazy to say today was fun? 1008 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,560 Yes. 1009 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,680 On first, we're dying, then we're not dying, then we're dying. 1010 00:36:52,681 --> 00:36:53,800 Now we're not dying. 1011 00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,020 Now the drink, anybody. 1012 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,120 Tranks on the house. 1013 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,000 Let me crawl down and we'll control real quick. 1014 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,220 Oh, hey, thanks, Doc. 1015 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,600 You know, despite being trapped in the paradigm of Western medicine, I would have 1016 00:37:09,601 --> 00:37:11,780 been in real trouble if I hadn't come to you. 1017 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,260 I think you are in real trouble. 1018 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,700 Your fox did give six of our townspeople the plague. 1019 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:19,467 Yeah, well, if I may, I think your dog is sad, 1020 00:37:19,468 --> 00:37:22,660 because he doesn't know where he stands with you. 1021 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,620 He's like, am I a dog, or am I not? 1022 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,960 He's not. 1023 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,680 I don't believe you. 1024 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,180 And neither does your dog. 1025 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,713 You know, you should admit that you actually 1026 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:38,881 care about whoever it is that you care about. 1027 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,000 Please to yourself. 1028 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,400 Uh-huh. 1029 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:44,780 You should pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail. 1030 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:47,900 Maybe I will. 1031 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:50,780 Anyway. 1032 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,520 Thanks, Doc. 1033 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,740 Hey, do you know any lawyers? 1034 00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,720 Hi, Sarah. 1035 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,180 Vice of the end. 1036 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,320 It's always like that. 1037 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,000 Oh, you're not even going to apologize. 1038 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,420 Look, Mark, I understand you're upset, but I don't know what I actually did. 1039 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:18,340 Am I your friend? 1040 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,360 Excuse me? 1041 00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,680 Do you consider me your friend? 1042 00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:27,660 Yes. 1043 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,560 Okay. 1044 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:34,840 Well, when you're friends with someone, and you start having feelings for the 1045 00:38:34,841 --> 00:38:37,740 erects, you gotta give them a heads-up, Doc. 1046 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,380 It was just something that happened, Doc. 1047 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:40,200 Oh, no. 1048 00:38:40,201 --> 00:38:40,520 Oh, I know. 1049 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,720 Like, I go one time. 1050 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,020 He did the moment type thing. 1051 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,160 Oh, man, nothing. 1052 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:47,460 Huh. 1053 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560 Huh. 1054 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,200 Come on. 1055 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,540 He kissed Louisa, and you think he meant nothing. 1056 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:58,160 He's not just lying to me, buddy. 1057 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,440 You're lying to yourself. 1058 00:39:03,270 --> 00:39:05,540 I'll see you later, okay. 1059 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,180 Thanks for meeting me. 1060 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:20,560 Sure. 1061 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,960 I mean, what a day. 1062 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,480 In fact, it gave me a lot to think about. 1063 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:27,860 About what? 1064 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,180 Um... 1065 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:46,100 What are the odds of an exotic animal, not even from the continent, showing up in 1066 00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:49,080 a small town and causing an outbreak of plague? 1067 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,160 Wait, wait, what? 1068 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:50,740 Low. 1069 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:51,180 Oh. 1070 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,920 Very low, vanishingly low. 1071 00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:58,768 And there are lots of things about life that 1072 00:39:58,769 --> 00:40:02,181 I might not understand as well as I thought. 1073 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,360 I don't know why I sometimes say obnoxious things. 1074 00:40:08,361 --> 00:40:09,660 Martin, you don't know. 1075 00:40:11,545 --> 00:40:17,818 You know, another surprising thing about life is that sometimes 1076 00:40:17,819 --> 00:40:22,800 other things with incredibly low odds can also happen. 1077 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,380 Nice things. 1078 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,360 Things between two people. 1079 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,620 Are these... 1080 00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:35,740 I've been thinking, too. 1081 00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:36,780 Yeah, that's fine. 1082 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:41,800 I think this town is too small for us to date. 1083 00:40:44,545 --> 00:40:50,040 Even if it were a good idea, which I don't think that it is. 1084 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:50,680 Oh. 1085 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:51,720 You're a great guy. 1086 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,620 Oh, you don't believe in anything. 1087 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,740 No, I just... 1088 00:40:54,741 --> 00:40:58,400 And we have this crazy push and pull, which is exciting and also frustrating. 1089 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:05,780 And I just don't think I have a bunch of time for a lot of drama right now because 1090 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:07,940 I want to have a baby. 1091 00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,100 Okay, now with you. 1092 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:19,180 Not what I was saying, just a baby. 1093 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,500 I wish you luck with that. 1094 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:33,820 I do. 1095 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,840 I love you. 1096 00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:37,880 How good are you? 1097 00:41:37,881 --> 00:41:38,881 Okay. 1098 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,920 Okay, Copernicus. 1099 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,760 Let's go for a walk. 1100 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,880 We're getting a sister city from Norway. 1101 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,280 Next Tuesday. 1102 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,260 Dr. Best, such an honor. 1103 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,200 Will these out of towners? 1104 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:49,540 Why are they trying so hard? 1105 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,940 I don't trust them. 1106 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,380 Change board went forever. 1107 00:42:52,381 --> 00:42:54,760 I want people to know the truth about our guests. 1108 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,320 Oh, my God. 1109 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,760 All new best medicine. 1110 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,320 Next Tuesday on Fox. 1111 00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:01,180 At least I'm a thermic. 1112 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:03,220 One of us is going to need to go for home. 1113 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:04,380 I'll do it. 1114 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720 So no signal. 1115 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:08,000 Doc, all new. 1116 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:09,080 Next on Fox.