0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,080 Fixed and Synced By MoUsTaFa ZaKi 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,927 Previously on Hit the Floor: 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,588 You're hiding things from me. 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:07,182 We don't have honesty, we don't have anything. 4 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,301 The "no pictures of your family" thing? 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,183 You said you and your mom were cool. Were you lying? 6 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:15,228 You're a good guy. But I also know you're not my guy. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,851 Bye, Pete. 8 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:20,400 I'm putting in new plays. You may not be getting the ball as much. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,525 - When did you come up with this? - It was brought to me. 10 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,198 - German. - As long as you're caught in the past, 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:30,698 there's no future for you until you admit how angry you are at your father. 12 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:36,079 You're the one who let herself get beaten over and over. 13 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:41,759 Did you go see Olivia Vincent before she died? What did she have on you? 14 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,386 - She knew about the coke. - She knew I got it. 15 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,884 Oscar may be responsible for Mia's death. 16 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,554 There are files on every Devil Girl. 17 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,718 I'm not gonna say anything to anyone. 18 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,498 Raquel. 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:19,247 Gscar asked to see me, but he won't say why. Know what might be it about? 20 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,341 - I don't. - You put those files back in his office? 21 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,470 - Every one. - Then I have no idea. 22 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,757 I guess I'll just have to face him blind. 23 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,892 - Hey. You okay? - Yeah. 24 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,106 I found out I'm the honouree at the Devils Roast this year. 25 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,071 I've heard stories about Oscar's roasts, urban legend. 26 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,232 - That's a huge honour. - Yeah. 27 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,401 I'm not feeling like being made fun of. 28 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:53,618 - Why? Something going on? - Why don't we ask this guy. 29 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,533 - Ask this guy what? - Why he's working overtime 30 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,170 -to come up with plays? - Hey, man, look, it's not personal. 31 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,672 Why would it be personal? 32 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,879 Look, I work for the team, not you. And I'm about winning. 33 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,298 Yeah. Yeah, you should try that sometime. 34 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,179 - Cool it. - Tell him to cool it. 35 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,386 You're not gonna back this dude over me. 36 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,974 Derek. 37 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,604 I was starting to worry you weren't coming. 38 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:26,651 As you know, our next game is also our annual Family Day, 39 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,989 our way of counterbalancing the unholy filth of the Devils Roast. 40 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,748 I can't think of better ambassadors for this year's Family Day 41 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,743 than my in-house family, the three of you. 42 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,422 - We're not - You may not be conventional 43 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,586 but the fans love your story. 44 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:50,425 All it requires is walking on court together, saying a few words. 45 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,890 Basically, be the happy family I know you are. 46 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:15,287 Jelena, I'm gonna need you to oversee last looks at the girls' dance tomorrow. 47 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,324 I do that anyway. Not that I don't trust your style. 48 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,913 - More important things to do? - Actually, yes. 49 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,755 0scar's asked Pete, Ahsha and me to introduce Family Day. 50 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,338 Riveting what passes for a family nowadays. 51 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,420 Maybe you should look into one. 52 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,640 This week is extremely important to me. I want you involved. 53 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,772 - With Family Day? Of course. - No, not that. 54 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,228 You'll work with Raquel on the roast. 55 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,319 - What do you need? - The governor's confirmed to attend. 56 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,406 We need to run background checks on all Playground staff. 57 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,695 Put together a list so Jude can run point. 58 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,659 I'll get it to you today. 59 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,913 - What were you thinking for décor? - I've got that covered. 60 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,999 I was told to come see a man about a horse. 61 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:12,466 Tomorrow is the roast of Derek Roman. I need it to look and feel over the top. 62 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,088 Of course, I thought of you. 63 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,970 I bring the party, I don't decorate them. 64 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,307 Can't you do both? 65 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,849 This card has no limits, so neither should you. 66 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,691 You could've hired a professional. Why'd you really ask me? 67 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,736 I might be in the market for a Girl Friday. 68 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,112 Well, if this comes with the job, 69 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,706 I can be your Girl Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 70 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,882 That week doesn't work. I'm doing Fallon on the 24th 71 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,593 and I have lunch with Kathryn Bigelow on the 25th. 72 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:58,052 I can't cancel on her again. She is a scary woman. 73 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,553 Yeah, the next week is better. Thank you. 74 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,889 Scheduling reshoots. 75 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:08,309 Just when you think you're finished, it's never quite over. 76 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,356 Well, thanks for carving out the time. The Devils Roast is tomorrow. 77 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:18,369 I'm supposed to say something biting about Derek. I don't bite. 78 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,870 I recall differently. 79 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:25,542 I've been giving myself an aneurysm trying to come up with anything. 80 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,455 This is way more up your alley, so any chance you could help a guy out? 81 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,965 - Let's see what you've got. - All right. 82 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,501 It's not-- Well, I mean... 83 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,138 People say Derek's a ball hog, 84 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,270 but it takes a lot of balls to date the coach's daughter. 85 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,889 That actually could work. I like that. 86 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,441 You want to make the audience roar, 87 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,984 we should go together. Was there a bigger joke than our marriage? 88 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:01,202 But, you know, going together is not the worst idea in the world. 89 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,999 - What do you think? - I suppose not. 90 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,164 What else you got? 91 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,044 Is there anyone who does know how to spell? 92 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,837 Hayes. H-A-Y-E-S. 93 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,927 You're looking even more tense than usual. 94 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,176 You end up at a fight club last night? 95 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,058 Judging by how fast you hung up, 96 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,723 I'm guessing you're scheming on Ahsha. 97 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:34,315 Judging by your mood, I'm guessing it's not going so well. 98 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,365 How hard is it to dig up dirt on a 22-year-old? 99 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,824 - Wrong Hayes. - Mama Bear? 100 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,874 Everyone knows she had a wild past. 101 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,495 I want to know how wild it got. 102 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,301 - What are you doing later? - You are looking at it. 103 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,185 - Why were you fighting? - Your dude started it. 104 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,859 He went to Coach with new plays, cutting me out. 105 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,773 My dad said German's good. 106 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,945 If German's suggesting something, it's because he has a good reason why. 107 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,071 - I know why. - German's not like that. 108 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,039 He wouldn't do anything to hurt you. 109 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,917 No, punching me, that was a trip to Baskin-Robbins. 110 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,249 That was different and you know it. 111 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,630 I'm not gonna treat someone with kid gloves 112 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,341 when they're coming at me. Whose side are you on? 113 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,179 I've always been on your side. Even when people told me I shouldn't be. 114 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,807 Even when I had to sneak around. When it almost cost me my job. 115 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,177 Put German on the other side, what happens? 116 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,350 I'm leaving before I have to take you to Baskin-Robbins. 117 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,815 - Go. Fine! - I'm already gone. 118 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,116 Derek, there's a lady at will call saying she's your mother? 119 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,242 - Hi, Coach. - Hey, hey. How you doing, Desiree? 120 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,329 Coach D! How's joke-writing treating you? 121 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,664 It's a work in progress. 122 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,625 Can't you recycle jokes they used 123 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,628 - when they roasted you? - No. They never put me there. 124 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:22,044 Back before the internet, you could get into a kind of trouble 125 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,091 that even Oscar would not want aired. 126 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,097 You're messing with me, aren't you? 127 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,099 Zero, you're a good Christian kid. 128 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,311 I will not subject you to Pete Davenport, The Blue Years. 129 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,940 Proverbs 4:6:7. "The beginning of wisdom is insight." 130 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:42,523 You want insight? Let me tell you about the '92 playoffs, okay? 131 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,204 I'm sorry, ma'am, but you need a ticket. 132 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,540 - I don't need a ticket, I have a Devil. - Mom? 133 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,662 See, what'd I tell you? They thought I was making it up. 134 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,254 Hey! 135 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,379 - Hi. - Mom, what are you doing here? 136 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,754 I know, baby, it's been a while. I just thought I'd stop by. 137 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,675 - Is that okay? I can come back-- - No, of course, of course, it's fine. 138 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,053 It's just I've invited you, like, a hundred games. It's just. 139 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,644 You know, Coach is trying some new plays this game. Why today? 140 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,356 I wanted to introduce you to somebody. Lloyd? 141 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,738 Excuse me, excuse me. Lloyd, this is my son Derek. 142 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,615 It's a real pleasure, Derek. 143 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,030 Your mother tells me you're a supportive son. 144 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,537 - Yeah, thanks for coming. - No problem. 145 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,747 Lloyd is in the car wash industry. 146 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,207 That's an industry? 147 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,453 Yeah. I'd love to franchise car washes with your name on it. 148 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,751 Call it "The Roman Baths." Import soap from Italy, the works. 149 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,633 Yeah, I usually let my business manager handle that. 150 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,673 You should probably get his name. 151 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:49,760 - Smart, that's right. - Derek is a one-man dunk contest. 152 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,596 Wait 'til you see how he scores. 153 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,139 I mean, it's gonna blow you away, right, baby? 154 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,682 - Yeah. Yeah, it'll be great. - Look at all these fans. 155 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,852 - Hi. - Man, Derek Roman. In the flesh. 156 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,774 Can we get a beer before we go in? 157 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,527 You ready to be the Partridge family? 158 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,533 The father in the Partridge family was dead. 159 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,779 - Ladies and gentlemen, - Here we go. 160 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,750 Please draw your attention to centre court for this special announcement. 161 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,539 See? 162 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:30,298 Hi, I'm Devil Girl Ahsha Hayes, and this is my dad, Coach Pete Davenport, 163 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,425 and my mom, Devil Girl director Sloane Hayes. 164 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,346 We know how special it is that you all brought your families here today. 165 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,891 - So from our-- - So from our family- Is it? 166 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,685 - No, sorry. - So from our family to your family, 167 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,321 - thanks for coming. - She stole my line. 168 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,732 - You stole my line. - You were messing up. 169 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,235 You did mess it up, you. 170 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,112 - No, you didn't! - it's getting in my hair! 171 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:57,749 - She didn't get that arm from me. - I'll eat it, I'll eat it. 172 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,877 Hey, enjoy Family Day. Don't throw popcorn at each other 173 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,417 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 174 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,381 Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together 175 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,382 for your Los Angeles Devil Girls! 176 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,875 This throne needs to hit the ceiling. 177 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,088 I want Derek Roman to look like he got shrunk in the wash. 178 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:54,001 Spray gold? Oh, no, darling, I want actual gold. 179 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,129 Oh, just charge it to the card. 180 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,635 You do realise you're on national television talking on the phone? 181 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,100 - Where do you even keep that thing? - Oh, I've got places. 182 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,064 I have no time to plan the awesomeness I have in store 183 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,608 for your man. 184 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:15,318 He's not really in an awesome place. We had a fight last night. 185 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,950 And hot make-up sex this morning based on that hickey. 186 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,862 Whatever good that did went out the window 187 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,750 - as soon as Derek's mom showed up. - Mary Roman's here? This is perfect. 188 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,164 I'm putting together a Baby DeRo slide show. 189 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,422 - She's gotta have embarrassing pics. - Wouldn't bet on it. 190 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,917 She didn't raise him. She left him with his grandparents. 191 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,132 She was in and out. 192 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,755 That's her right there. 193 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,603 - Two minutes left in the first quarter. - Come on, Devils! 194 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,815 Zero enters the front court. Passes it to Fahie. There's Derek. 195 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,021 Not a lot of action tonight, Derek wide open. 196 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,236 Pass goes by him, right back to Zero. 197 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,864 Zero shoots! 198 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:07,828 Smooth! Another two. Devils 27, Miami 16. 199 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,792 Three minutes left before halftime. 200 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,922 Jerry, I gotta tell you, looks like the Devils are running some new plays. 201 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,003 Miami doesn't seem too happy with it. 202 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,126 I'll tell you what. Neither does Derek. 203 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,471 A lot of action tonight, a lot of movement. 204 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,386 Zero, he's on the move. Slices through the lane, scores again! 205 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,102 Devils now at 55, 27 for I\/Iiami. 206 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,524 Here we are midway through the third quarter. 207 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,484 - Come on. - A lot of pressure here. 208 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,024 I did not expect things would go like they are 209 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,653 and I gotta tell you, as surprised as I am 210 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,318 the fans here seem even more surprised. 211 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,452 Derek's open. Zero back to Fahie. 212 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,457 - Pass, pass! - Zero's got it, takes it to the hoop! 213 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,084 Zero taking full advantage, making it look easy. 214 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:57,048 L.A. 68, Miami 60. What a game, what a game! 215 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,177 What an outstanding individual effort. Zero has been on fire tonight. 216 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,632 Got that right. 217 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,301 Zero getting two more points, bringing his team-high total to 22. 218 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:12,226 And there's the final buzzer. The Devils win, 103 to 93. 219 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,561 Yes. 220 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:21,440 - You guys were great tonight. - Thanks. I'll catch you later, okay? 221 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,946 - That was ridiculous. - We won by ten. 222 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,988 - I looked like a chump. - it's not about how you look. 223 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:32,242 It's about how we do. You're on a team, remember? 224 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,794 I do have a decent future father-in-law joke. 225 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,466 My daughter married to Derek. That's not a joke, that's a nightmare. 226 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:47,303 You could do worse for a son than a multi-million dollar baller. 227 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,261 - Is that what you told your parents? - Before you, I dated Nicolas Cage. 228 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,472 My parents had nothing to say about you. 229 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:57,438 Yeah, yeah, that's before I started drunk driving kids all over town. 230 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,730 - What are you talking about? - That's what Raquel accused me of. 231 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,740 I had a drink hours before I went to pick up Miguel 232 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,823 and suddenly she's labelling me an After School Special. 233 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,495 That's why we broke up. 234 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,165 I was in an After School Special with Crispin Glover 235 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,206 and the daughter from Mr. Belvedere. That was tragic. 236 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,800 Don't mind me, y'all. 237 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,315 Raquel. Has Oscar given you his guest list? 238 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,774 His roasts are filled with heavyweights. I bet a few are tied to the new arena. 239 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:45,190 He sent it an hour ago. I was just starting to look through it. 240 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,906 B Waxier. I recognise that name. 241 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,704 It was on a form in Mia's file. 242 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,500 He called and confirmed this afternoon. He'll be here tomorrow night. 243 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,372 Then so will I. 244 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,007 - Have I got something for you. - If it's what I think it is... 245 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,642 Oh, you're gonna want it when I tell you. 246 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:18,348 I had an enlightening conversation with Pete about his past party days. 247 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,267 Specifically about one wild early '90s mansion party. 248 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,610 Pete Davenport with frosted tips. I care because-- 249 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,900 It was one of his low moments, which means... 250 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,154 - It was one of Sloane's low moments. - You want it now? 251 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,076 The same person own that mansion? 252 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,791 He does and Hank has informed me he loves having company. 253 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,587 Oh, I needed a moist towelette after I got that call. 254 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:50,472 The chance to host the Devils again. Are you kidding me? 255 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,554 In the old days, when the Devils were champs, 256 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,311 the wins were like aphrodisiacs. Every player turned up here. 257 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:02,567 - Pete Davenport? - Definitely Davenport. So virile. 258 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,773 Oh, the body on that one. 259 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,906 We were hoping to hear about one special party. 260 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,526 Think "Caligula" on acid. 261 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:17,082 What you're looking for is depravity. My strongest suit. 262 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,736 The composition of this one is fascinating. 263 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,940 I'd love a copy. 264 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:57,072 I can't imagine parting with it. These are my private selections. 265 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,074 I could possibly make an exception 266 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,788 if I were able to add a new one to my gallery. 267 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,665 Strictly for my personal enjoyment, of course. 268 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,466 - That's not possible. - Okay. 269 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,090 I'll do it. 270 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,388 That works. 271 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,060 You know I'm not just talking about shirtless. 272 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,312 Oh, I know. 273 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,499 Raquel. 274 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,460 Hey, I saw the list of employees 275 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,090 and noticed one name was missing. Yours. 276 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,502 I guess I was so focused on everyone else 277 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,258 it's fine. I'll have you added. 278 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:59,934 Actually, it wasn't entirely a mistake. 279 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,938 So embarrassing, I just, I have a ton of parking tickets 280 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,894 and I could risk the embarrassment 281 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,981 but if I get pulled from the party over it, the roast would fall apart. 282 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:15,484 - Oscar wouldn't like that very much. - I don't want to give him the headache. 283 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,244 - I think we can leave your name off. - Thank you. 284 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,588 Mrs. Roman, hi. I didn't know you were 285 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,845 - I'm Derek's girlfriend, Ahsha. - Hi. 286 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,926 - Come on in. - Okay, thank you. 287 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,261 Derek's with his trainer. Let me call him. 288 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,845 Oh, no, don't worry about that. I just wanted him to sign this. 289 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,516 Gh, okay. Who's it for? 290 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:49,650 SportsCollectibles.corn. One of those is a Louis bag. 291 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,525 Okay, I'll make sure he brings it tonight. 292 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,985 Oh, about tonight. I told Derek I was coming 293 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,909 but something else came up. Can you tell him for me? 294 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,867 I could, but are you sure you can't make it? 295 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,622 Even... 296 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,868 Even forjust a little bit? This is a huge honour for Derek. 297 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,832 Oh, there'll be plenty of people. 298 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,331 I'm sure he won't even notice I'm not there. 299 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,925 It's just, I really think that's not true. 300 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,133 He's loved having you there for other stuff, right? 301 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,804 His trophy case is filled with junior high and high school trophies. 302 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:27,522 Yeah, you know, in the sixth grade, his team won the state championship. 303 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,605 He was the only one who wore a suit and tie to the ceremony. He insisted. 304 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,484 I know there were others. 305 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,906 Mrs. Roman, Derek might not say it, 306 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:50,704 but you're a big part of his life, even if you aren't a big part of his life. 307 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:58,010 - What's the dress code? - Cocktail. 308 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,299 All right. 309 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:07,895 I'm gonna keep it quick. 310 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,478 I had no business coming at you like that in public. I'm sorry. 311 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,523 - Apology accepted. - We have history out of the arena. 312 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,983 I need to accept that this will happen. 313 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:21,860 This is 100 percent about the game. These new plays, they work. 314 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,486 They worked great for Ohio. 315 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,414 Ohio. 316 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,955 I gotta go. Look, sorry again about earlier. 317 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,421 You must want these women gone pretty bad 318 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:46,468 -to get your hands dirty like this. - Hands dirty? I didn't do a thing. 319 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:51,606 No, I did. You got me on the Sloane trail. 320 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:56,986 You got me to get naked for this photo. You got me to do your dirty work. 321 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,697 Now that you've got what you were after, what are you gonna do? 322 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,828 The question and answer portion of this programme is over. 323 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,748 - Hey. - Hey. 324 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,509 I just got the footage of us from Family Day 325 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,846 - so I thought I'd drop off a copy. - Oh, man. 326 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,382 I have a few extra minutes. Come on, sit down. 327 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:30,228 - We can watch it together. - Okay. 328 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,395 - I'm not sure I really want to see this. - I know. 329 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:46,653 Cue bumbling dad. What? I don't even know. 330 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,368 Well, come on. It was only a matter of time 331 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,287 before Ahsha was embarrassed by her mother and father. 332 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,871 Yeah. 333 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,328 She is. 334 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,921 I'm glad we have this on tape. 335 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,802 Me too. 336 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,710 - I should probably... - Yeah, me too. 337 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,705 - Okay. - Okay. 338 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:59,893 You look so pretty. Thanks for coming. 339 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:06,316 It's like Spartacus vomited on Super Fly. 340 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:11,363 - isn't it beautiful? - it's the height of taste and class. 341 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:18,419 Have fun. Thanks for coming tonight. You're gonna be sitting at table five. 342 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,080 - I sat you beside him. - Okay. 343 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,637 - Brandt Waxier. - Sloane Hayes. 344 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,694 Hi. I'm glad you came. I thought you might not. 345 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,984 Because of what happened with Derek. 346 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,828 It's cool. Look, I'm just here to enjoy the roast. 347 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:57,701 Okay. Good. lt'sjust. Derek's been super stressed lately. 348 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:59,702 Not that you need to know that, 349 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:03,081 but I just wanted to say sorry if he took it out on you. 350 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,966 - Ahsha, would you stop? - Stop what? 351 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:10,505 Apologising. Checking in on me. Asking about my feelings. 352 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,718 I get what you think you're trying to do, okay? 353 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,433 But all you're doing is keeping me in your drama. 354 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,723 - I'm not. - Yes, you are. 355 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,235 You've gotta see the mixed messages you're sending. 356 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,281 Look, you moved on. I've moved on. 357 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,864 We're not in each other's lives anymore. Not like that. 358 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,456 You've moved on? You're seeing someone? 359 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:41,960 No. But I'm not sitting at home waiting for you to come back like a monk. 360 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:49,301 Look, we don't need to keep having these same conversations, okay? 361 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,679 He's coming, he's coming. 362 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,106 L-leY' 363 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,609 - Girls. - All right, y'all. 364 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,743 It's time to get this party started. 365 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:20,492 Put your hands together for the man of the hour, Derek Roman! 366 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,719 Don't worry. She'll be here. 367 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,699 I'm Sommore and I'm glad to see that you all made it out. 368 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:40,078 I'm guessing that you all were afraid to turn down Oscar's invitation 369 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,332 lest you turn up underneath his next arena. 370 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:50,207 Oh, is it too soon for that? Okay, I'm dead wrong for that one. 371 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:55,720 Okay, we're here tonight to honour Derek Roman. 372 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,632 Let's give it up for the man of the hour. 373 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:07,060 Or, as most women call him, the man of 27 seconds. 374 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,317 Okay, by a show of venereal diseases 375 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:15,982 how many people in here have crowned the Roman Emperor? 376 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,404 Okay, penicillin for you, penicillin... 377 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,289 So club promoting? That's interesting work. 378 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:26,826 Yeah. I've hired your Devil Girls a couple of times. 379 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,754 Is that how you met Oscar, through your clubs? 380 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,711 I've been trying to get Oscar to buy a club for years. 381 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,051 He tells me the Playgrounds all he needs. 382 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,463 I'll get him to do business with me at some point. 383 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,381 How thin are you girls gonna get? 384 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,806 I mean, y'all getting ready to disappear. I'm gonna talk fast. 385 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:48,305 And what's up with the togas? I mean, it's not covering anything. 386 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,521 Kind of like the Devils' defence, I guess. 387 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,228 Gkay, well, I mean. Well, I'm kidding. 388 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,449 I mean, we all know that the Devils don't have a defence. 389 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:03,116 Okay, so where is the queen bee? 390 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,157 Jelena Howard. Where is she at? 391 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,543 This girl is so tiny I can't even see her. 392 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,756 It's going great. 393 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,757 Thanks for covering me with that ticket thing. 394 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,224 No problem. 395 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,929 You're really nothing like your dad. 396 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,398 What do you know about Oscar? 397 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:37,480 Oh, nothing. I was just... 398 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:40,240 I really don't know why I said that. 399 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,904 Okay. 400 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:46,197 Oscar Kincade, wow. 401 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:50,789 Damn, this man has a lot of money. Some of it's his too. 402 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,669 My wedding dress is in my trunk. 403 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,840 I can throw it on for a quick laugh if you start to bomb up there. 404 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:03,847 You have been such a help and not just today. 405 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:10,309 But I feel like I owe it to you to tell you 406 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,815 my feelings about us haven't changed. 407 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,481 Well, ladies, I mean, don't be judgmental. 408 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,981 I heard he's a Christian man. Spends a lot of time praying. 409 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,575 If you ask me, that's the best kind of man 410 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,861 that spends a lot of time on his knees. 411 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,285 So I hope y'all are having a good time. But how about last night's game? 412 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:36,126 Haven't seen DeRo get that little bit of action since he had the clap. 413 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:42,461 But I'm glad to see that Derek is using his clap in a positive way. 414 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:46,636 I mean, y'all seen him out there applauding for Terrence and Zero. 415 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,515 I see you back there laughing. 416 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,771 After last night, the Devils are thinking about 417 00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,983 renaming the Roman Emperor the Billion-Dollar BJ. 418 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:05,951 I mean, he never handled any balls. He just got paid a lot to suck. 419 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:11,373 You wanna laugh, go ahead. Laugh now. 420 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,911 Matt 5:22. Anyone who is angry with his brother 421 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,709 will be subject to judgment. 422 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,877 - Shut your mouth. - That's enough. 423 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,467 I've had enough of you backing everyone else. 424 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,762 - I'm backing people helping me win. - He's not here to help. 425 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,177 You've been staring at that chair all night. 426 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:32,144 Whatever your deal is with your mother, you need to grow up. 427 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,150 Derek! 428 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:46,195 Look, I'm leaving. Are you coming or staying? 429 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,712 It's not a party till someone clears a table. 430 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:02,249 Fight notwithstanding, nice work tonight, Kyle. 431 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:06,716 And nice dress. I assume it also made its way to the card. 432 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,381 I'm a part of the decorations. 433 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,519 - I could get used to this kind of dough. - I think you should. 434 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:17,898 Word on the street is you like to keep track of high rollers. 435 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,650 These guys are as high up as it gets. 436 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,606 Why are you giving this to me? 437 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:30,403 There may come a future time when I could use your talents. 438 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,412 How does that sound? 439 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,325 You got yourself a deal. 440 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,511 I talked to Waxier. 441 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,644 He had a good reason for being in Mia's file. 442 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,181 - So it's a dead end? - Red wine, please? 443 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,351 I thought so. 444 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:06,147 But then I saw him send a text to Oscar's second phone. 445 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:09,658 Raquel, Oscar has a burner phone. 446 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:15,246 Now, we could go after Waxier, who may know something, 447 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:19,535 or we could go after that phone that could have everything. 448 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:36,765 What a miserable night. And Pete's already on his third drink. 449 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,479 We both know how it goes after that tipping point. 450 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,349 If this is where we share our war stories, I'll pass. 451 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:46,069 Suit yourself. Besides, Raquel's the one with the real horror story. 452 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:51,317 Pete drunk drove with her son in the car. That's why they broke up. 453 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,464 The locker room is gonna be a delight tomorrow. 454 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,468 You look beautiful. 455 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,514 Pete, don't. 456 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,892 Earlier, I got caught up in a moment. 457 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,930 I really just need to step back for a second. 458 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:25,647 Wait, Sloane. This isn't you backing away. 459 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:28,813 I've seen this before. This is you shutting down. 460 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,948 This feisty blonde just threatened to burn my buns 461 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:39,081 if I don't keep this shindig moving. 462 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,742 Well, to go with Derek acting like a big baby 463 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:45,082 why don't we see some pictures of Derek as a little baby. 464 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,588 What a chocolate drop. 465 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:55,343 His first motorcycle. 466 00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:01,562 Wow, look at the head on this boy. Oh, my God. 467 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,630 Derek, say something. 468 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,920 Say you're angry, say the jokes were bad. 469 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,721 If you're not up to talking about it, say that but please say something. 470 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,265 Perfect. 471 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,977 It's just a speeding ticket. You weren't going fast. 472 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,908 It'll be okay. And we're both sober. 473 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,909 What? Why do you have that? 474 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,829 - I'll explain, I promise. - Licence and registration. 475 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,957 Ma'am? Step out of the car. 476 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,633 Next time on Hit the Floor: 477 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,472 Your cocaine ended up in my bag. 478 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,513 I'm online, naked, with a strap tied around my arm. 479 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,356 She's not in a position to say no. Why are you here? 480 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,443 - Looking for you. - I didn't come to play backup. 481 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,357 It's him or me, Jelena. 482 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,445 - What are you hiding from me? - Olivia had something on me. 483 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,154 The blonde lady who died? 484 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,866 - The one you were here with. - That wasn't me. 485 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,781 You had fun coming at me, you came at my mother. 486 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,788 Big mistake. Now I'm coming for you.