1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:07,671 The thing'll be in Box 236 at the Golden Eagle vault for 48 hours. 2 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,501 You go in, hand the man the key, 3 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,171 accept the item, deliver it to Chicago. 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,977 Lay low for the next two days. 5 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:17,710 Stay out of the casinos. 6 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:24,781 This is real simple. Don't complicate it. 7 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,292 Oh, yeah? You wanna see El Blanco? 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,197 Why don't you go see him yourself. 9 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,236 You won't be disappointed. Neither will I. 10 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,600 Phony cowboy. 11 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,002 I'm on to that action. Frank. 12 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:43,770 I got to see it up close. That's the rule. Out of the ground. 13 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,310 You'll be so close you'll have worm spit 14 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,606 all over your shirt, all right? 15 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:47,703 I got something to tell you. 16 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,043 (EL BLANCO GROWLING) 17 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,574 It's Max. 18 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,252 I got some bad news. 19 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,085 Max had the key on him. 20 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,549 (EL BLANCO GROWLS) 21 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:00,684 (EXCLAIMS) 22 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,821 (SCREAMING) 23 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,325 (FRANK EXCLAIMS) 24 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,594 (GASPS) 25 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,793 Nightmare again? 26 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,571 Yeah. Big giant worm, man. 27 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,005 (PANTING) 28 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,100 The key's still inside him. 29 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:19,907 What are you saying? 30 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:23,111 I'm saying El Blanco has a slow metabolism. 31 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,014 It takes months for the thing to do a damn dump. 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,815 I got it, I got it. 33 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,086 But, Dolores, listen to me. 34 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,056 You don't want to go rushing in on this thing. 35 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,820 I've seen the giant worm in action. 36 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:34,985 It damn near killed me. 37 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,655 You don't think just because I wasn't in the middle of that damn desert 38 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,664 that I didn't suffer, too? 39 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,529 El Blanco ate my Max. 40 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:45,827 (WHISPERING) Damn, I loved that man. 41 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,634 Best damn partner I ever had. 42 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:51,473 I know! And since fate brought us together, 43 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,444 we're gonna get revenge for him. 44 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,571 Dolores, no way. 45 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,410 Oh, yes, Frank, way. 46 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,411 We're gonna kill the big worm, gut him, 47 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,347 and grab the key to our dreams. 48 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,445 Kill it how? 49 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,150 Even a freaking harpoon gun didn't work. 50 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,451 I got that covered. No, you don't. 51 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,757 Oh, yes, I do. No, you don't. 52 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,319 I got us a secret weapon. 53 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:12,455 Secret weapon? 54 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,760 What kind of secret weapon you got? 55 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,198 Look, babe. 56 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,863 The only question you need to ask is how many other couples 57 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:23,432 can lay their hands on $20 million in unmarked bearer bonds. 58 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,843 Dolores, listen to me. 59 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,683 Let's pretend to be idiots, right? 60 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,581 Say I do get the key. 61 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,847 I still got to walk into the Golden Eagle, 62 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,913 use the key, open the box with the bonds in it. 63 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:39,718 You think the outfit won't be watching? 64 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,453 Frank, how many more months 65 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,826 are you gonna stay in this hole? 66 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,895 My therapist says confront your fears, 67 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,900 become a proactive facilitator. 68 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,799 Yeah, but that guy don't got a bounty on his head. 69 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,772 But that guy doesn't have me. And you do. 70 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,103 Aren't I worth the risk? Mmm? 71 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,269 Yeah. 72 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,837 Think about it. 73 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:06,147 We get the money, get the hell out of Vegas, 74 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,812 and we're off to Aruba. 75 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,387 You got your white sand beaches, 76 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,286 tropical breezes, 77 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:18,222 and a very naughty me 24l7. 78 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,323 (BOTH LAUGHING) 79 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,229 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 80 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,431 It's them. It's them! 81 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,773 Frank, cool it. 82 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:31,867 What, are you expecting company? 83 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,936 As a matter of fact, yeah. 84 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,708 (CHUCKLES) Say hello to our secret weapon. 85 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,383 Uncle Helmut! 86 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,549 Dear sweet Dorrie. 87 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,192 Oh, that's just Frank. Come on in. 88 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:55,995 Frank, say hello to our Uncle Helmut. 89 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,536 Uncle who? 90 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,504 You don't look like no secret weapon to me. 91 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,370 (SIGHS) There's that displaced hostility again. 92 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,537 And Uncle Helmut doesn't deserve it. 93 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,512 He'd be famous now if the Defense Department hadn't screwed him over. 94 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,740 Wouldn't you? Idiots. 95 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,416 They rejected Uncle Helmut's sound-wave gun. 96 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:18,083 For a pathetically cheap and demonstrably inferior copycat version. 97 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:21,024 Sorry, pal, I never did hear of any sound-wave gun. 98 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,426 Now you've not only heard of it, 99 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,493 you've seen it. 100 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,594 Ta-da! 101 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,966 Give me. Hold it. 102 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,372 He's cool. 103 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,103 Give me a second. 104 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:42,979 It fires an 800-decibel beam of sound 105 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,142 with the power of a bazooka. 106 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,486 The only one who hears it is the poor devil 107 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:51,990 getting hit with 80 times the human threshold of pain. 108 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:55,459 For the worm, I turbocharged it. 109 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:59,164 (WHISPERING) Forget about him, Krausie. 110 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,824 As soon as we get the key, 111 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,698 it's you and me off to the Caymans. 112 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,432 (DOLORES CHUCKLING) 113 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,164 Frank! 114 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,601 The freaking thing really works! 115 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,409 Yeah, so glad it has your seal of approval. 116 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,851 Now all we need to make our score 117 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,352 is the big seismo-monitor. 118 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,531 (LARRY PANTING) 119 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,407 Are you thinking radioactive Gila monsters? 120 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:23,045 Are you thinking giant ants? I know I am. 121 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:28,049 Welcome, sci-fi fans, and thank you for joining us here at sffannumberone. Com, 122 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,318 where we take you to Perfection Valley, Nevada. 123 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,416 I'm your host, Larry Norvel. 124 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,658 Join me, why don't you, 125 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:38,253 as we get to know every inch of this valley 126 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,322 as well as my partners Burt and Tyler do. 127 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,125 Cool! 128 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:48,568 Old barn, middle of nowhere. 129 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,772 Got to check it out. 130 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:55,809 I'm gonna put the creep factor at about 7.5. 131 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,185 What do you think, SF fans? Vote now. 132 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,713 (EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT) 133 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:05,849 Wow. 134 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,461 (WINGS FLUTTERING) 135 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,697 (LARRY LAUGHING) 136 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:52,131 (WHISPERS) Scary. 137 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,997 Remind you of the place where the farmer got eaten 138 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,974 in The Creature Walks Among Us? 139 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,436 I think it does. 140 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:00,701 (RAT SQUEALING) 141 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,837 (GASPS) 142 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,814 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 143 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,283 Cameo by Willard. 144 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,615 (SQUEAKING) 145 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,221 Awesome. 146 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:22,857 (GRUNTS) 147 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,562 (RATS SKITTERING) 148 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,363 (WHOOSHING) 149 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,398 (PANTING) 150 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,638 Okay. All right. 151 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,845 (GASPING) Oh, my God. My God. 152 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,877 There's a... 153 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,576 No, no. 154 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,279 Okay, here we go. 155 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,821 Being a glider and not a true flier... 156 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,416 I can't take this guy anymore. 157 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,358 What is all this junk? 158 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,486 NANCY: Jodi, I've got this idea, 159 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,292 and I don't want you to laugh at me, all right? 160 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,230 And the idea is? 161 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,958 A take-apart Graboid doll. 162 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,698 You open him up and there are his insides. 163 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,262 It could be very educational. 164 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,773 Yeah, I like that. 165 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,572 We could actually tap into a whole new market. 166 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,340 That's what I was thinking. 167 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,938 Thank you for the jumper cables, Jodi. 168 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,782 And I figured for the vital organs, 169 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,046 you know, I could just cast them in plaster, 170 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,385 but here's another idea. The kids will love this one. 171 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,548 I could use candy. 172 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,554 Gum drops, mint. I don't know. 173 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,619 And I was thinking, for the large intestines... 174 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,864 Red licorice. Nancy, I like the way you think. 175 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:31,097 Learn Graboid anatomy and then eat the intestines! 176 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,437 Am I missing something? Please tell me I am. 177 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,906 Guys, guys. You will not believe what happened 178 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:36,999 at the old Jessup place. 179 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,236 I don't care what happened. 180 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,779 I am sick of you leaving all your junk all over my store. 181 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,280 Right. Okay. Yeah, super. Okay, whatever. 182 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,340 So, I'm out there, right? In the barn, you know? 183 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,386 And this rat goes running across the floor. 184 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,784 And then all of a sudden, 185 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,947 I get attacked by this thing! 186 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,183 The rat? No. 187 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,350 No, no, no, no, no, no. 188 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,723 Something completely different. 189 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,592 An owl? A bat? They live in places like that. 190 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,130 I don't know, I don't know, but it hit me right here, 191 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,256 and I still didn't see it. 192 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,426 Whatever it was, it knocked me out flat. 193 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:05,026 But I might have captured it on this. 194 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,633 Jodi, can I hook this up to your monitor? 195 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,231 No! Because the last time, you screwed it all up. 196 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,332 Well... 197 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,343 You do have a goose egg, Larry. 198 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,503 That's nasty. 199 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:14,910 Well, I guess I'll go find Tyler 200 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,573 and have him help me analyze this, 201 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,674 and then we'll go off and we will deal with this thing! 202 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,548 Not so fast, Larry! 203 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,555 Larry, Larry. Tyler is working on my truck. 204 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,649 That means "do not disturb." Got it? 205 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,489 Great. Where's Burt? 206 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,619 He's not here. 207 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,526 He's doing that commando weekend thing in Montana. 208 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,258 So you're just gonna have to wait. 209 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,199 Okay, fine, I made my first major discovery 210 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,565 and I have to wait. 211 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,800 But you don't act this way when you discover a cloud of deadly bacteria, 212 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,842 or you discover acid-spitting plants, or, um... 213 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,400 That's right, that's right, we don't. 214 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,636 I'm a man alone. 215 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,702 (GROANS) 216 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,942 Like Kevin McCarthy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 217 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,143 (SCOFFS) 218 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,242 Original version. 219 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,082 Larry, listen to me. 220 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,924 You're going to have to learn to relax. 221 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,053 If there's really something out... 222 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,458 lf? I said relax! 223 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,689 I'm sorry. I just... I get a little carried away. 224 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,026 (EXHALES) 225 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:07,825 How about Nancy's laptop? 226 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,425 NANCY: Leave my laptop alone, Larry! 227 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,538 (EXHALES) 228 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,647 Hi, there. I'm looking for the Graboid tour. 229 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,446 Uh, I don't think there is one. 230 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,043 He's very busy. 231 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,823 Well, I better go talk to him. 232 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,880 Okay. 233 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,789 Is there a problem? I'm not sure. 234 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,589 Well, let me know when you decide. 235 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,494 Thank you. 236 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,563 (EXCLAIMS) 237 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,738 You know her? 238 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,336 From somewhere. 239 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,475 Somewhere bad. 240 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,079 Excuse me. 241 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,490 I can see you're a little busy, but... 242 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,249 Never too busy for the public. 243 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,315 (LAUGHS) 244 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,294 After all, wouldn't be anything without you. 245 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,057 I'm Tyler. I'm Dolores. Oh! 246 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,258 Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get that for you. 247 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,857 Thank you. 248 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,529 Is there any chance of a Graboid tour today? 249 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,231 Well, I'm afraid I got to finish this tune-up, 250 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,331 but you're sure welcome to come back tomorrow if you'd like. 251 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,741 Oh, no, no, no. See, I'll be back in Poughkeepsie by then. 252 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,837 And I can't stay another day away from my kindergarten class. 253 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:30,904 You really miss them, huh? 254 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,007 No. 255 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:35,913 Actually, it's my brother. 256 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,982 What? He's in kindergarten? 257 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,250 No. 258 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,191 He died. 259 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:51,030 (SOBBING) It was a slow, painful death. 260 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,931 I'm sorry. 261 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,430 I just thought I had my emotions under control by now. 262 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,498 Uh, that's okay. 263 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:58,565 (EXHALES) 264 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,111 Let me get you a glass of water or something. 265 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,737 No, no, no, no, no. 266 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,809 I'm fine. 267 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,444 Thanks. 268 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,085 It's just he had this wish list, my brother, 269 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:10,814 of things he always wanted to do, 270 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,415 and one of them was seeing a Graboid. 271 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,492 And on his last day here with us, 272 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,864 right there on his death bed, I promised him... 273 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,934 (SNIFFLES) I promised him that I... 274 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,727 That you'd see a Graboid for him? 275 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:28,834 Exactly. 276 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,771 And I'm willing to make it worth your while, too. 277 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,112 (CHUCKLING) 278 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:44,623 Well, hey, lady, I mean, if it's that important to you, 279 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,624 the jeep's right over here. Thank you. 280 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,061 Does he need a warning label on her? 281 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,185 (SCOFFS) 282 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,765 Sir, you are so lucky. 283 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,827 Just in time for the Graboid tour. 284 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:00,894 I am? 285 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,498 Usually, you need a reservation months ahead. 286 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,739 MAN: Uh, no, what I need is some water. Please. 287 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,277 Tyler, right? Yeah. Dolores? 288 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,974 Mmm-hmm. Help you up here. 289 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,017 Ooh, and a gentleman, too. 290 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,443 With those nice eyes. Thank you. 291 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,457 ROSALITA: Hey, Tyler. Got you another customer. 292 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,152 Go on, sir. Come on. Hop up. 293 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,524 Here you go. You know what? 294 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,859 I think I'm coming along this time. Excuse me. 295 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,422 You know, this is a great tour. You're gonna love it. 296 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,932 Come on, let's go. 297 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,660 (ROSALITA SIGHS DRAMATICALLY) 298 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:56,259 He's blind, he's sterile, he's deadly. 299 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,761 And El Blanco can strike anywhere at any time. 300 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,129 But how does he know where you're at? 301 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,601 Super-sensitive hearing. 302 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,161 You make too much noise while he's in the neighborhood, 303 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,231 chances are he'll turn you into a main course. 304 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,036 Well, we're making noise now, aren't we? 305 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,041 Why doesn't he attack us? 306 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,638 Well, he might. 307 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,576 That's why we got this seismo-monitor. 308 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,777 Lets us know if he's prowling around. 309 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,685 Got an even bigger one back at the store. 310 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,587 You can take a look at it when we get back. 311 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,216 It'll show you the whole valley, 312 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,285 exactly where El Blanco is at any given moment. 313 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,526 So if he gets too close... 314 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,566 We add you to the body count. 315 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,294 (CHUCKLING) 316 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,433 That's so scary. You know, I was wondering. 317 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,003 Where does it all go? 318 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,097 TYLER: Beg your pardon? 319 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,641 What happens to what El Blanco eats? 320 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,474 What happens to what anybody eats? 321 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,378 Personally, I don't think I'd label him an "anybody." 322 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:53,350 Is it true that Graboids actually got 120 feet of intestines? 323 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,481 I never, uh... I heard that somewhere. 324 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,246 I never actually measured it. 325 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,916 But that would imply that, you know, 326 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,426 it takes a long time to, mmm, right? 327 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,628 For lunch to go in one end and out the other? 328 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,755 Yes. 329 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,929 Yeah, a few months. Why do you ask? 330 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,731 My brother, he always wondered. 331 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,361 Rest his soul. 332 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,634 (SIGHS) 333 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:18,668 Okay. 334 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,272 If you look over here to the right, 335 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,714 you'll see the old Jessup place. 336 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,273 It's been abandoned for years. 337 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,414 (IN SPOOKY ACCENT) And now comes the rat. Here it comes. 338 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,388 Here it comes! 339 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,657 It grabs the rat! 340 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,198 What is that? 341 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,395 (SIGHS) 342 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:44,992 Have to get a monitor. 343 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,313 Hey, what are you doing? 344 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,979 What am I doing? 345 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,279 Whatever I damn well please. 346 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,699 Yeah, ask me again what I'm doing. 347 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,257 I don't want to. 348 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,427 Yeah. 349 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,265 (WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING) 350 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,965 Whatever you do, don't move. 351 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,371 (RUMBLING) 352 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,074 (EL BLANCO GROWLING) 353 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,248 I hate when he does that. 354 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,678 Move. Now. 355 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:34,844 You said don't move. 356 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,944 Well, now I'm saying move. 357 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,189 Come on, come on. Come on, go, go. 358 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,316 Move, come on. Let's get... 359 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,791 Uh, but I'll freeze. 360 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,351 Yeah? You prefer your other options? 361 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,697 Get in there. 362 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,962 Okay, that's it. Get out of here. 363 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,993 Move over there. Get out of here! 364 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,430 Out of my sight. 365 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,164 (SOFT KNOCKING ON DOOR) 366 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,667 (SOFT INSISTENT KNOCKING ON DOOR) 367 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,481 Larry, what are you doing in there? 368 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,019 If I tell you, can I use your laptop? 369 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,349 (EXHALES) 370 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,980 No, no, no, no, I'll break. 371 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,125 DOLORES: Uncle Helmut, look what I got for you. 372 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,566 Aw! 373 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,426 Yeah. 374 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,663 (GROANS IN APPRECIATION) 375 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,038 You look very sexy in this vest. 376 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,270 I wish you bought all my clothes. 377 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,279 Soon, Krausie, soon. 378 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,476 We're too out in the open here. 379 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,539 I got people looking for me. 380 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,142 Yeah, patience. 381 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,251 Yeah, and now that we have the Graboid monitor, 382 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,417 when the moment's right, I just flip this switch, 383 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,285 and ready, steady, go. 384 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,426 Ow! Uncle Helmut, my hero. 385 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,128 And now that we know where it is, 386 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,500 how exactly are we gonna catch it? 387 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,699 Just keep your hat on, Helmut. I got it all figured out. 388 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:36,934 Watch. 389 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,740 A little music. You know? To soothe the... 390 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,074 Savage beast. 391 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,671 Yeah, whatever. 392 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,674 Who's your hero now, honey? 393 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,980 (SCOFFS) 394 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,352 LARRY: Here it comes. Here it comes. 395 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,790 JODl: What, Larry? 396 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,296 The thing! Guys, come here. Take a look at this. 397 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,591 So it looks like a bat, right? 398 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,862 But mostly, it's like a hummingbird, 399 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,370 or something that beats its wings so fast you can barely see it. 400 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,032 So it's a bird that's a bat that looks invisible. But it's not! 401 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,172 But you can't tell, 'cause you can't see it. 402 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,812 I've discovered Invisibat. 403 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,583 (DOOR OPENS) 404 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,650 Sorry I'm late. Bent the damn axle on my jeep 405 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,781 going over a prairie dog hole. 406 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,984 So, nothing was stolen besides the seismo-monitor? 407 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,118 No. 408 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,491 I'm telling you, this guy was good. 409 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,530 He knew exactly what he wanted. 410 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,622 He even knew about El Blanco. 411 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,257 What do you mean? 412 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:38,269 Well, when El Blanco swung by for his late-night drive-through, 413 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,861 this guy acted as if he'd seen it before. 414 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,431 What did he look like? 415 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,973 (GRUNTS EQUIVOCALLY) Tough guy. 416 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,509 But with mean eyes. Killer eyes. 417 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,807 Like he'd won a staring contest with the devil. 418 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,005 His pupils were burning fire! 419 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,548 Faster... JODl: Okay, okay, enough with the eyes! 420 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,773 What else? 421 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,719 Well, he was like a million guys. 422 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,151 What kind of a million guys? 423 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,486 I... He looked like a million kind of short guys. 424 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,992 In track suits, with Jersey accents. 425 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,657 Short guy in a velour track suit? 426 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,754 Yep. 427 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,230 With a Jersey accent? 428 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,358 You want to give Rosalita a call? Tell her I'm borrowing her truck. 429 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,133 If we keep moving north a few miles, we'll intercept it. 430 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,266 More like ram right into us 431 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,809 and get turned into a snack food. 432 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,435 Put your thinking cap on, Helmut. 433 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,002 We got to get our asses off the ground 434 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,072 and find out how to lure that big worm into us. 435 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,777 Turn right over here. 436 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,218 No, it's much better if we keep to the road. 437 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,119 How many giant worms have you fought? 438 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,654 Yeah, that's right. 439 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:35,915 Keep going. 440 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,260 Who says you're going? 441 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,596 The owner of this truck says I'm going. 442 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,665 (CLEARS THROAT) Besides, I'm good at finding bad guys. 443 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:53,040 Yeah, they gravitate to you, huh? 444 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,211 Just kidding. Let's do it. 445 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,652 Okay, I'm figuring it's that Frank guy. Remember him? 446 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:09,858 What? I thought El Blanco dragged that little pig off. 447 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,896 Well, maybe he didn't drag him off far enough. 448 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,931 Okay, he's gonna be by in a few minutes. 449 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,435 Let's rock and roll. 450 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,063 Oh, no, no. I shoot the gun. You do the CD player. 451 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,936 No, the gun is my invention. 452 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,976 I shoot the gun. No! No. 453 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,576 Boys! Krause, let Frank shoot the gun. 454 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,372 Yeah. See? Yeah. 455 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,350 You get dragged three miles in the desert behind the sand whale, 456 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:34,612 then we'll talk. 457 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,916 All right? I got a score to settle with that thing. 458 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,956 (WHISPERING) Let it go, honey. 459 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,290 You and I both know it doesn't matter who shoots the gun. 460 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,023 When do we get rid of him, Dorrie? 461 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,894 Soon, Krausie, soon. 462 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,434 Come on, come on. Want me? You want some of this? 463 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,526 Come on. I don't think so. You talking to me? 464 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,035 Come on. Dolores, come on! 465 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,540 All right, we're coming. Give me a hand, Frank. 466 00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:59,868 Come on, baby. Come on. 467 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,373 (EXCLAIMS) 468 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,151 Don't lose your head, Helmut! 469 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,312 That worm's not getting his tentacles around Sinatra. 470 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,912 Come on, now. Pick something else. 471 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,513 It's sacred. That's Frankie. 472 00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,957 Uh, this okay? 473 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:17,290 Smokey? Smokey Robinson? I don't know. I mean... 474 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,455 Damn it, Frank. I'll buy you a new one, all right? 475 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,897 All right, fine, fine. Let's just do it. 476 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,195 I'm past it, I'm over it, all right? 477 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,930 All right, load it up. Great. There we go. 478 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,028 Yeah, all right. 479 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,767 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:30,967 Yeah, that's my girl. 481 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,168 That's right. He jams. 482 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,836 Oh, all right, all right, all right, let's rock. 483 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,209 I can work with that. 484 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,577 Yeah. All right, shut up. 485 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:42,077 I have had a bad feeling ever since that low-rent puta 486 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,645 was playing you like a puppy in heat. 487 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,214 Who, Dolores? 488 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,315 Oh, what, that's her name? 489 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,690 Please, give me a break. 490 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,390 Come on, she's one of those women, flirty, plays games. 491 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:57,662 Believe me, I can see them coming a mile away. 492 00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:58,828 (SCOFFS) 493 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,132 What, you got a problem with her? 494 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,673 I don't have a problem. I have a pair of eyes, okay? 495 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:03,833 She's trouble. 496 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,173 I guarantee she had something to do 497 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,109 with that seismo getting stolen. 498 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,374 You think she's hooked up with Frank? 499 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,884 (CLICKS TONGUE) I remember her from somewhere in Vegas. 500 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,416 They probably crawled out of the same dumpster. 501 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:17,648 I think you're reaching. 502 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,656 (SEISMO-MONITOR BEEPING) 503 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,124 Looks like El Blanco's on the move. 504 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,225 Let's see what he's after. 505 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,527 DOLORES: Ah, here comes our key. 506 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,027 (LAUGHS) Okay, get it closer. Aim it at the ground. 507 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:32,160 Come on, get closer. Come on. 508 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:33,568 A little closer. Come on. 509 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,128 This is quite precarious, Dorrie. 510 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,266 Would you just do it? Come on. We're gonna lose him. 511 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:39,708 Come on. Sit down. Sit. 512 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:40,836 Here. Okay. 513 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,108 (GRUNTS) 514 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:44,439 Now, give it to me. 515 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,541 Okay, you got it. 516 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,642 What? What? 517 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:48,947 (GRUNTS) 518 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,345 What... 519 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,821 (WHIMPERING) 520 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,654 Dorrie! Sorry, Krausie. 521 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,091 I always like to fish with live bait. 522 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,596 Now, there's a nice rock over there. 523 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,665 Get to swimming. Dorrie! 524 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,533 (EXCLAIMING) 525 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,902 Move it! Move it! Move! 526 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,432 What'd you do that for, huh? 527 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,172 (GASPING) 528 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,339 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 529 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:25,688 (SCREAMING) 530 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,693 Shoot the worm! Shoot the worm! 531 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:30,989 Shoot it now! 532 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,424 (GROWLING) 533 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:42,534 (SEISMO-MONITOR BEEPING) That can't be good. 534 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:43,596 What can't? 535 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:45,267 He's not moving. 536 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:48,207 There's a new twist. 537 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,609 What's the matter with you? 538 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,149 Huh? What's the matter with you? 539 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,447 If there's a plan, you should let your partner in on it, 540 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,043 like killing one of our accomplices. 541 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,418 That should be a team decision. 542 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,649 He'd outworn his welcome. 543 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,281 That was pretty cold. That's all I'm saying. 544 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:02,258 Look, look, look, Frankie, baby. 545 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:03,885 This has always been about you and me. 546 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,122 Yeah? And think about it. 547 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:06,493 Yeah. Twenty million 548 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,089 splits two ways better than three. 549 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,262 Now, let's go gut that worm while the gutting's good. 550 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,667 All right. 551 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,570 You get to gut it after I kill it. 552 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,607 (GROWLING) 553 00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:25,376 Hey, forget that. Forget it, forget it. 554 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,974 I don't care how knocked out that thing is. 555 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,041 I'm not getting near it. 556 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,245 What? You've already shot him. 557 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,721 He's completely harmless by now. You don't know that! 558 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,155 You don't know it like I know him. 559 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,749 All right. You want me to go with you? 560 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,192 Yeah! I'd like you to go with me. 561 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,695 I'll go with you. Can we go? 562 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,787 Let's go. Let's go. 563 00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,853 Come on, babe. All right. 564 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,024 Come on, Frank. 565 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:47,536 FRANK: Be careful. Okay. 566 00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,376 Make sure that sucker's dead. 567 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,137 You got him, baby. You got him good! 568 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,237 (HOWLING) 569 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,181 Watch out. Make sure. Yeah. 570 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,046 Careful. Yeah. 571 00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:05,317 All right. 572 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,358 (GROWLING) 573 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:10,223 All right, all right. All right. 574 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,162 Frank, look, why don't you be a man? 575 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:17,664 Be a man. Cut the worm for me. Come on. 576 00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:22,733 Okay. Thank you. 577 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,307 It's them! They found me! Come on! 578 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,981 (EL BLANCO MOANING) 579 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,696 (SNORTING) 580 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,758 Jodi. Come in. Tyler here. 581 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,067 Get on the horn to Twitchell, pronto. 582 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,066 (CLICKS TONGUE) See? I told you. 583 00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:57,833 Okay, it's not them. 584 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,070 Exactly. Just the local yokels. 585 00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,736 Why don't we just finish them off and get on with this? 586 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,009 No, let's just wait till they go for help. 587 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,414 All right? 588 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,454 What are they doing now, huh? 589 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,655 Same as the last 15 times you asked. 590 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,062 Not going for help. 591 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,164 (SNORTING) 592 00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,298 (GROANING) 593 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,895 So weird being close to him like this. 594 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:05,299 Don't! Don't! 595 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:06,365 (EXCLAIMS) 596 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:10,079 You know something? This is not the time for a biology class, okay? 597 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:12,582 They could be watching us right now. 598 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,116 Why'd they be so interested in hurting El Blanco? 599 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,780 Money. Revenge. 600 00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:20,649 Both. 601 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,490 That's it. They're not leaving. 602 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,027 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Little trigger-happy today, babe? 603 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,794 Let's just keep the body count low, okay? 604 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:32,229 Fine. Use your sound gun on them. 605 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,793 When they wake up, we'll be in Aruba. 606 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,499 Listen, I got a better idea, all right? 607 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:37,507 Instead of Krausing them two, we just grab them. 608 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,237 That's right. Listen. We grab them, we take them, 609 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,176 the truck, the worm, the whole shebang. 610 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,977 We clear out of here, go someplace quiet. 611 00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,417 Let them do the dirty work. 612 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:51,148 Anybody hassles us, we got hostages. We got leverage. 613 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,849 That's what I'm talking about here. 614 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:53,982 Listen to me. 615 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,821 I'm the brains of this operation, not you. 616 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:57,361 Listen to me. 617 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,293 (SIREN APPROACHING) 618 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,167 DOLORES: Damn it! What kind of cops are those? 619 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,968 What's up with the siren, Twitch? 620 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,134 You're in the middle of the desert. 621 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,871 Just always wanted to use it, all right? 622 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:17,381 This is Dr. Towne. Best large animal vet in the business. USDA. 623 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,075 It's a Graboid, not a side of beef. 624 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,812 ROSALITA: Has he ever worked with a Graboid before? 625 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,218 TWITCHELL: Yeah, he's a veterinological expert. 626 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,483 Easy, big fellow. 627 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,117 (MOANING) 628 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:29,854 No visible wounds. 629 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,860 The breathing's irregular. 630 00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:44,165 Could be a stroke. 631 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,504 A stroke? 632 00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:46,974 TOWNE: Or a concussion. I can't be certain. 633 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,569 I don't have the proper equipment. 634 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:51,240 We need to get this animal somewhere where I can do a scan. 635 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,181 You can't do it here? 636 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,617 No, I need electricity for the equipment, 637 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,279 and I need a controlled environment. 638 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,652 Do you think it's safe to move him? 639 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:00,781 Yeah, he ought to be all right. 640 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,251 I'm talking about us. 641 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,527 If we move fast, yes. 642 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:08,566 Okay, well, if we can get him to town, you can use my garage. 643 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,566 Well, how we gonna get him to town? 644 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,000 Well, we'll have to haul him. 645 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,305 It's a Graboid, not a side of beef. 646 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,448 They're Feds. Don't you get it? 647 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:35,651 We don't touch them. Not even with the sound gun. 648 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,452 They're worse than those freaks 649 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:39,291 who treat their dogs like children. 650 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:40,729 We should've shot them first thing. 651 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:43,266 No, no, no, they're making it easy for us. 652 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:46,360 They're packing him up like he's Chinese takeout. 653 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:47,665 Giant egg rolls. 654 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,428 That's my favorite. 655 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:50,667 (SIGHING) 656 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:52,668 (ENGINE STARTING) 657 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,234 Come on, babe. 658 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:56,339 You guys are ready to roll. We'll get his equipment set up 659 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,676 and meet you back in town. 660 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,945 Let's get this worm on the road. 661 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,555 (EL BLANCO GROANING) 662 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:17,658 Remember me? Huh? Come on. Let's go. 663 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:20,997 Get over here. Get over here. You get... 664 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,671 You are good at finding the bad guys. 665 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,767 Who asked you to talk? Huh? 666 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:31,841 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 667 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:33,810 Where the hell's my worm, huh? 668 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,749 Where the hell is my worm? 669 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,113 What are they doing? Giving it freaking mouth-to-mouth? 670 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,525 Killing me here! 671 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,058 Rosalita? Tyler? Yeah, Twitchell here. 672 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:50,826 Over! 673 00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,102 Rosalita! Tyler! 674 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,931 Twitchell here! Come in, come in! Please, are you there? 675 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,109 Damn it! Are you there? Copy! Copy! 676 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:04,344 (MUMBLING) That fricking worm, I'm gonna... 677 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,375 Hello! 678 00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:10,910 Is anybody out there? I need some help here! Hello, hello, hello, hello! 679 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,323 Okay, we got to pull off somewhere 680 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,382 in case that thing wakes up. 681 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,757 How about those trees over there? 682 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:17,817 No, I got a better idea. 683 00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,125 We need to keep going, Frankie. 684 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,833 Dolores, in the future... 685 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:23,889 In the future? 686 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:24,957 Yeah? Yeah. 687 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:26,060 What? 688 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:28,367 We got to learn to communicate better. That's all I'm saying. 689 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:29,929 We communicate, Frankie. 690 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,374 You talk, I listen. I listen, you talk. 691 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,604 Well, we got to learn to be a little more open with each other. 692 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,737 You know what I mean? 693 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:37,610 But we are open. 694 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,479 That's what's so special about us. 695 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,518 You see? That tone of voice, 696 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:43,314 that's kind of how you talked to Uncle Helmut over there. 697 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,481 Oh, come on, Frankie. Yeah, that's right. 698 00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:46,580 You don't think that... 699 00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:48,455 What am I supposed to think? Oh, Frank! 700 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:49,550 Huh? 701 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,724 Frankie, where would I be without you? 702 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:54,959 Huh? Nowhere, that's where. 703 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,365 You think that's easy on a woman? 704 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,498 Frankie, I would never jeopardize this. 705 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,232 Never. Okay? 706 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,138 You sure? 707 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,610 Mmm-hmm, yeah. 708 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,106 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 709 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,878 Okay, okay, okay. That's what I thought. I just... 710 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:15,043 So, in the future... 711 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,019 In the future, we communicate. 712 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,248 Right. Mmm-hmm. 713 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,880 When it comes to whacking those two, 714 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:22,448 we talk about it, discuss who's gonna do what, 715 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,757 where we're gonna dump them. So there's no surprises. 716 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,387 No surprises. All right. 717 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:27,863 Me and you... 718 00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:29,331 Right here. Right there. 719 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,300 All right. All right. 720 00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:34,764 You know how special you are? Huh, boo? 721 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:37,130 Tell me. Tell me it again. 722 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,300 You special, boo. 723 00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:39,400 (LAUGHING) 724 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:40,944 Yeah, I need to hear that more often. 725 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,206 Hey, take a right! There! 726 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:46,246 DOLORES: Just go down that road. 727 00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:48,376 That's the old place the guy talked about on the tour. 728 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,080 Dolores, you sure there's nobody gonna be there? 729 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:51,280 Yeah, it's abandoned. 730 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,549 You sure about that? 731 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:53,817 Make sure, 'cause you know how you are. 732 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,424 Ah! 733 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,463 Come on, Frank! There you go. 734 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:10,966 Very good. 735 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,505 Perfect. 736 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,878 (EL BLANCO MOANING) All right. 737 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,519 All right, let's go, Frank! 738 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:25,817 I need a hand with Mulder and Scully. 739 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:28,189 Let's move it, sister. 740 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,488 Let's go. Come on, sister. 741 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,128 (GRUNTS) You'll wish I was your sister. 742 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,698 (SCOFFS) Get down. Get your ass over there. 743 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:41,501 Ow. 744 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,062 FRANK: Get up. 745 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,034 (GROANING) DOLORES: Get down! 746 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:46,508 And another thing. 747 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:47,601 (ROSALITA GRUNTS) 748 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,009 Take that. 749 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,915 ROSALITA: (GROANS) Okay. 750 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:54,380 FRANK: Hop along, Cassidy. 751 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:57,512 Here we go. Come on. Come on. 752 00:35:57,588 --> 00:36:00,284 Move slow. Got you covered, cowboy. 753 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,690 Come on, help me with this tarp. Come on. 754 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:05,895 TYLER: What do y'all want with El Blanco, anyway? 755 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:09,399 Shut up. Don't ruin my mood, 'cause I'm thinking 756 00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:13,267 things have worked out real good. Really. I'm serious. 757 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,931 You, you got a weird relationship with this worm. 758 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,736 Me, I hate his freaking guts. 759 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:21,938 And speaking of guts, I got something for you. Yeah. 760 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,811 Don't try anything funny. Take it. 761 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:26,441 Just remember one thing, 762 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,542 this is a lot faster than that. 763 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:30,745 All right? Now go ahead. Start cutting. 764 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:31,947 Are we doing this, Frank? 765 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,183 We're doing it. Let's do it, then. 766 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:34,952 I said, we're gonna do it! All right! 767 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,654 Jeez! Unless you want us doing it all over you, 768 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:39,696 just stand your ass back. 769 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:41,760 (EL BLANCO SNORTING) 770 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,299 This won't do. How's that? 771 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:50,697 It won't cut. His hide's too tough. 772 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:54,836 And how do we know that? Have we done that before? 773 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,311 Huh? Huh? 774 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,318 I know 'cause I'm not stupid. How's that, huh? 775 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,650 Oh, be funny with me, huh? 776 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,315 He's got to be funny with me. Huh? 777 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,689 That's a bright thing to do with a guy with my temperament, 778 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,227 holding a pump shotgun. 779 00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:15,197 Now, come on. Come on. Should put some lead in your ass. Yeah. 780 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,369 All right, look, the Graboid's hide is... 781 00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:21,403 It's tougher than a rhino's. 782 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,666 FRANK: Oh, really? 783 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,401 That's an interesting fact that I'll be discussing 784 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,272 at my next dinner party I attend. 785 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:29,245 Now, would you cut him open? Now! 786 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:31,338 Otherwise, I'll have your friend do it back there. 787 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:34,316 ROSALITA: Tyler! Start that damn chain saw! 788 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,819 Get this over with. My hands are going numb. 789 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,354 You habla ingl�s now, huh? 790 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:43,325 (WHIRRING) 791 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,919 Go ahead! Open him up! 792 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,761 I want to see what he looks like under the hood. 793 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,926 Come on! Come on, country. The longer this takes, 794 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,128 the uglier it's gonna get. 795 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,261 Now, come on, open him up! 796 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,305 If it's ugly, you're already there! 797 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,929 FRANK: Come on! 798 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,533 All right, now, how do you want it? 799 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,078 You want it crosswise, or... 800 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,374 I don't care how you do it! 801 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,211 Just open the son of a bitch up. Come on! 802 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:12,920 (WINGS FLAPPING) 803 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,426 (SCREAMING) 804 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,549 (GRUNTS) 805 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,258 Uh-uh, hillbilly. 806 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,692 Let him go or you'll be sucking wind through your forehead. 807 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,204 What are you, a head injury? There's a freaking worm! 808 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,035 Let him go! Drop the gun first. 809 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:31,165 Ha! Please. 810 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,732 You'll be standing there for the rest of your life. 811 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,835 Let him go! I think I want to hang on to him. 812 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:38,979 Huh? When you shoot me, you'll get your little boy toy, too. 813 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,312 Tell him, Frank. What? 814 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:41,874 I don't do Mexican standoffs. 815 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,585 Twenty million one way is a lot better than two. 816 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,453 Dolores! You... You gold-digger bitch! 817 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:50,187 You better believe it. Bye-bye, Frankie! 818 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,030 (WINGS FLAPPING) What the hell? 819 00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:55,193 (GRUNTS) 820 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,528 (SNARLS) 821 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,830 (DOLORES GRUNTING) 822 00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:04,606 (SCREAMING) 823 00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,442 (GRUNTS) 824 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:17,012 Let him go, Tyler. Can't get far out there. 825 00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,246 Larry, you're gonna have to explain... 826 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,349 Why I'm up here? Absolutely, bro. 827 00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:25,190 But first, do you think I could take that phaser home with me? 828 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,167 Hey! 829 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,746 Come on, come on, come on! 830 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:47,573 Whoo! All right! Hey, thanks a lot. Thank you. 831 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,714 Talk about luck, huh? Whoo! 832 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,384 Hey, you going to Vegas? 833 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,420 Afraid not, Frank. 834 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,359 You got business in Chicago. 835 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,122 (STAMMERING) Okay, take it easy, take it easy. 836 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,700 (GUN FIRES) 837 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:08,927 Uh-huh. 838 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,566 Right. 839 00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,131 Well, hold... Hold on a sec. 840 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,905 Twitch wants to know where we'd like these guys to release El Blanco. 841 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,207 Baltimore. 842 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,248 (CHUCKLES) Funny. Listen, Twitch... 843 00:40:19,116 --> 00:40:20,879 Here you go, for your bruised ribs. 844 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,111 Oh, thank you. 845 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,813 Ow. That wench. 846 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,753 (GASPS) Check this out. 847 00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:31,860 This is where I knew her from. 848 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:35,989 Same bracelet? 849 00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,296 Same guy. Same wrong guy. 850 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,665 Same way-wrong guy. 851 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:42,830 Ow! 852 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:49,374 Where is he, anyway? 853 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:15,972 (BEEPING SOFTLY) 854 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,742 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 855 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,700 One quarter. Two quarter. 856 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,136 Some sort of... 857 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:01,147 Yoo-Hoo bottle top. That's very rare. 858 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:04,286 Metal button. 859 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,556 Some sort of key. Could be from a vault! 860 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,303 (INVISIBAT TWITTERING)