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She's coming in hot.
She's The Mick.

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-Yaah!
-I just built that.

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It didn't take.

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And check out our other Fox
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The Last Man on Earth and
Ghosted.

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I don't really know how
to do any of this stuff.

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Only on Fox.

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<font size="54">Get a load of this loser.</font>

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ALBA: Yeah, looks like
a barista or something.

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-Probably writes poetry.
-(scoffs)

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Is that your boyfriend?

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No, that's not my boyfriend.

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It's my poetry teacher,
Mr. Reed.

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-What?! Are you serious?
-Nailed it.

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What are you two so happy about?

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Don't worry about it.
Don't you think it's</font>

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a little bit late to be getting
a ride home from your teacher?

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I was at an open mike night
at the coffee shop he works at.

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-What?!
-(gasps) Two times! Two times!

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-You're good.
-What is happening?

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Eh, nothing.
Just that we are

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-psychic as balls.
-Mm-hmm.

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And as a psychic person,
I will have you know

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<font size="54">it's never a good idea
to have sex with your teacher.

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-I'm not sleeping with him.
-Good.

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-Yet.
-Wha...? Oh, come on.

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Sabrina, I always knew you
were dumb, but I didn't realize

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-you were a walking cliché.
-I thought you liked

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the pretty morons
with the cheese-grater abs.

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Yeah, I did, when I was younger.
But I'm a woman now.

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<font size="54">I can grate cheese
on Brian's brains.

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Brian sounds like
a real child molester.

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Why? Because he thinks
I have a real future?

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-In poetry?
-Sure.

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Or maybe as a singer/songwriter,

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if I ever decide
to put my words to music.

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You can't sing. Or write songs.

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Come on, open your eyes,
this guy just wants to bang you.

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<font size="54">Oh, really?
Then why does he want me to read

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my poetry
at the school's Art Fest?

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Uh, because he wants
to bang you.

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BEN:
I like poetry.

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Boat, coat, moat.

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Yeah, careful, Ben, she might
fall in love with you, too.

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Listen, I had a fling
in high school

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with a faculty member,
and it was a big mistake.

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<font size="54">You slept with a teacher? Sweet.</font>

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No, it was not sweet.
And it wasn't a teacher.

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It was just this guy
who worked at the school.

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Mm-hmm. Like a janitor?

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No, not like a janitor.

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He was head of maintenance.

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So Kin Janitor.

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All that matters is
that it was very traumatic.

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Once he got what he wanted
from me, he just blew me off.</font>

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And when I tried
to confront him about it,

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he-he just acted like
nothing ever happened, you know?

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Like I was just
this crazy psycho

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who dreamt the whole thing up.
And nobody believed me.

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They all trusted
the janitor, huh?

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At least the janitor
drove a car.

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(thudding)

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<font size="54">-Whoa. What's going on?
-I'm trying to stick

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the frickin' landing
on the frickin' handspring.

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-You got to bend your knees.
-I freaking know that!

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Okay, hey, don't snap at me,
all right?

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Talk to me.

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Let me in.

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Okay, well...

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they published
the eighth grade Hot List,

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<font size="54">and I came in at number 42.</font>

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-Oh, that's not so bad.
-Out of 50.

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Oh. That stings.

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God, you know, when I was a kid,

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they used to tack that thing
to the bulletin board.

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I was always top five.

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One time I got strep throat,

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they had to send everyone home
on antibiotics.

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I don't get it.
I've tried everything.</font>

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My hair is bigger
than it's ever been.

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I paid for everyone's lunches
last week.

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I spent a fortune
on this belt buckle.

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I figured this handspring
would really turn things around.

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Give me 200 bucks--
I'll fix your problem.

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You can get me to number one?

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Yeah. Well, I mean, right
after I cure genital herpes</font>

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and fix the racial divide
in America.

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No, I am not
a miracle worker, Chip.

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But I can get you in the top 20.

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Okay, fine.

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What do I got to do?

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You get some beauty sleep

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and enjoy your final night
of being uncool.

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YOUNG WOMAN: "I got up from
the floor, and I took a walk.

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<font size="54">"As I reached
the top of the bridge,

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"my feet trembled.

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I realized
just how easily I could jump."

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-(scattered applause)
-Do it. Jump already.

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-Don't heckle the poets.
Got to keep a low profile. -Oh.

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I'm trying to assess
how big of a threat Mr. Reed is.

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MICKEY:
Oh, yep.

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There he is, surrounded
by all of his groupies.</font>

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Ah, probably deciding
which one he wants...

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-to kill.
-I don't think poets

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are going around killing people.

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Yeah? What about Che Guevara?

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I don't know
what that means. Shh.

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"Wind passes.

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"The glowering sun emerges,

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and with it a new day."

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(sighs)

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<font size="54">I'm sorry.</font>

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Just with all the pain
in the world...

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it feels more appropriate
to speak from the heart,

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-off the cuff.
-Ew, gross. -Yeah.

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When I close my eyes,

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I see our land in flames.

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And I ask myself,
who do we blame?

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Do we blame the old beggar

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with the crumbs in his beard?

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<font size="54">Or do you not see him?</font>

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-Do you wish...
-Is he gonna say "disappear"?

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...he'd disappear?

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-Get out of here.
-Wha...?

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-Did you know that one?
-What the hell was that? No.

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It wasn't...
that wasn't off the cuff.

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-It rhymed. It was a poem.
-(gasps quietly)

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(gasps)
Did he just tickle her?

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<font size="54">He definitely did
just tickle her.

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-We caught a predator.
I'm gonna go give Dr. Seuss

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-a piece of my mind.
-All right.

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Well, I'm gonna hang back.
Oh, hey.

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Do you think they got hash here?

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What, like, on the menu?

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-Yeah.
-No.

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You know, it's cool.
I'm gonna ask anyway. Yeah.

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Psst.

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<font size="54">(crickets chirping)</font>

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-Ow! Aah...
-JIMMY: Oh, yeah!

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That's gonna shine up real nice.

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Wha...?

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The hell is the matter with you,
you frickin' idiots!

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Okay, you know what,
you want to complain,

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or you want to hear the plan?
That bruise

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-is your ticket to climbing
The Hot List. -How?

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<font size="54">Aw, Chip.</font>

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I look at you
and I see nothing.

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You're not smart.
You're not funny.

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You look like a jackass.
Okay? You got no hook.

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That black eye's gonna give you
some much-needed mystique.

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Do I have mystique?

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An assload of it.

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Now, pay attention.
When you go to school

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people are gonna ask you
what happened.</font>

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You keep it vague.
You say, "Don't worry about it."

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You let the rumor mill
do the work.

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Whatever they cook up
is gonna be far sexier

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than the fact you got your
ass kicked by a ten-year-old.

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-I'm seven.
-I rest my case.

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Guess it's worth a shot.

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Yeah. But first we're gonna need

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<font size="54">to make that bruise
a little deeper.

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Ben.

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Due cappuccino. Enjoy.

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-So, you like underage girls,
is that right? -Excuse me?

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Oh, your little cheering section
over there. You like 'em young?

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Oh. My students.

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To be honest,
I think they're only here

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'cause I offered them
extra credit.

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<font size="54">Oh, I bet you did.</font>

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What do you offer them next,
a little red wine?

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Some aged cheeses?

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I'm sorry, I don't follow.

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Let me see if you can
follow this, Mr. Tambourine Man.

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I see you.
I see right through you.

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-So if you think that...
-I'm sorry to interrupt,

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but can you just tilt your head
that way, just a little bit?</font>

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Why?

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The way the light
is bouncing off your hair,

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it looks really cool.

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Well, I just got highlights.
(nervous chuckle)

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I'm Brian.

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Yeah.

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-Oh, hey, where'd you go
last night? -Yeah,

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it's kind of a long story.

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(chuckles):
Yeah. Tell me about it.

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<font size="54">They didn't sell hash
at that place,

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but I got to talking
to some of those poets,

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and they had hash,
so we smoked up in their van,

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and we got so faded.

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(laughs):
Oh, it's good.

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-That's really great.
-Mm.

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Yeah. Oh. What about you?

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Did you confront
Sabrina's teacher?

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<font size="54">Yeah, yeah. Kind of.</font>

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And then I banged him.

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-What? -Yeah. Now, look,
before you say anything,

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-it's actually a pretty smart
parenting move, right? -Mm.

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She's not gonna want to go
anywhere near that guy,

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'cause I poisoned the well--
'cause I'm the champ.

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-Mm.
-You don't follow the champ.

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So... you had sex
with Sabrina's crush...</font>

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-for Sabrina?
-Mm-hmm.

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She better thank me for it, too,
'cause it was not good.

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-Oh.
-Lot of ear stuff.

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What happened to you?

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Lose your keys and have to sleep
in the yard again?

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Nope. Actually,
I was with a man.

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Oh. Good for you.

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Did he have a nice tent?

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<font size="54">-Okay. I go do something else.
-(Mickey chuckles)

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Nope. No tent.

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Uh, just a crappy little
studio apartment.

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Actually, think you might know
this man: Mr. Brian Reed.

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(laughs)
Yeah, right.

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I'm sorry?

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(laughing):
Are you... Are you serious?

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Oh, my God, Mickey,
he's way out of your league.

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<font size="54">(scoffs)
Clearly not.

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Mr. Reed prefers smart,
interesting women. Like me.

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Oh, believe you me, I had him.

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-I plowed him. Plowed him good.
-Mm-hmm.

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And I wouldn't be surprised
if he needs to take a sick day.

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Oh, God, what do you have?

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Nothing. No, not me.

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I'm not gross or sick.

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<font size="54">-I-I exhausted him...
-Mm-hmm.

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with sex.

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Mickey, it is one thing
to lie about hooking up

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with your teacher
when you were in high school,

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-but to do it when you're 50
is just sad. -No, no, no.

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Don't do that to me. No, I...

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First of all,
I'm not anywhere near fi...

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It... That doesn't matter.
I had them.

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<font size="54">I had both of them, all right.</font>

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I had Mr. Reed, I had Winston.

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-I had both of them.
-Okay.

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00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,326
-It's not a lie.
-I'm sorry.

240
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,428
-I'm not lying. I didn't lie
then. Thank you. -I'm sorry.

241
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,363
I don't mean to be rude, okay?
I just...

242
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,365
I can't picture Mr. Reed
slumming it

243
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,234
with some leather-skinned
drifter.

244
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,436
<font size="54">How is that not rude?</font>

245
00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,038
'Cause it's accurate.

246
00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,040
You know what?

247
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,109
(laughing):
This is fine.

248
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,444
It's no big deal. I'll just have
to prove it to you.

249
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,813
I look forward to that.

250
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:13,020
Hey, man.
What happened to your eye?

251
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,755
It's nothing,
don't worry about it.

252
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,356
Whatever,
he probably got beat up

253
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,258
<font size="54">by his fine-ass sister.</font>

254
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,060
A-All right, all right.

255
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,029
I-I-I'll tell you
what happened.

256
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,032
I was chillin' down
at Marucci's Pizza,

257
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,868
and I was in line for a slice
when these three goons

258
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,404
from South Greenwich
cut me in line, so normally,

259
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,306
I'm a helluva laid back guy.
Okay, but there's only one slice

260
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,142
<font size="54">of 'roni left, and 'roni...</font>

261
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,877
that's my favorite topping.

262
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,713
So I tell the guy, I was like,
"Yo, there's a line."

263
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,982
And he goes, "Oh. You want to do
something about it?"

264
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,084
And I was like, "Yeah.
I thought you'd never ask."

265
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,954
Long story short, he pops me in
the eye, I don't feel a thing.

266
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,256
So I say to the guy behind the
counter, I was like, "Yo, bro,</font>

267
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,258
"let me get that last slice
of pepperoni pizza to go.

268
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,226
My friend here
will take a body bag."

269
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,763
-Wham!
-Whoa.

270
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,564
Roundhouse kick
right to the face.

271
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,166
You're gnarly for real, bro.

272
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,068
Yeah. I didn't stick around
long enough to see

273
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,270
if he actually died,
but I haven't heard anything,

274
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,972
<font size="54">so I guess I'm good.</font>

275
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,074
Damn. I-I didn't know
you were into beating ass.

276
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,742
There's a lot of stuff people
don't know about me.

277
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,011
I'm mad mysterious.

278
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,782
-STUDENT: Whoa.
-(indistinct talking)

279
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,918
Inhale. (inhales)

280
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,187
Take all the thoughts
in your mind,

281
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,355
place them
in an imaginary backpack.

282
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,624
Or messenger bag,
if you prefer.</font>

283
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,694
Now, take the bag
of your choice,

284
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,662
and embrace its weight.

285
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,530
-I've got something you can
embrace. -(gasps) Hey, hi.

286
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,199
What are you,
what are you doing here?

287
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,634
-Just came to see my boo. Hi.
-Hi. Hi.

288
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,369
-Miss us. Oh. -(gasps)
No, don't-don't do that.

289
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,205
-Uh, you need to leave. This is
very inappropriate. -Mmm.

290
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,708
<font size="54">Oh, yeah, will do, magic man.
No, just real quick,

291
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,643
I just wa... H-H-H-Hold on a
second, where-where's Sabrina?

292
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,212
I thought she was in this class.

293
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,015
-Sabrina Pemberton? You know
her? -Yeah, I'm her aunt.

294
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,850
I really wanted her to hear
this next part, though.

295
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,518
-Can I talk to you outside?
Thanks. -Uh-huh.

296
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,053
Could've sworn that
she would've been in there.</font>

297
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,488
Well, hey, do you know
where she is? 'Cause maybe

298
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,290
you could walk me to the class?
Is that dumb?

299
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,059
That's crazy. I'm sorry,
that's crazy. (laughs)

300
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,862
Oh... Come over
for dinner tonight.

301
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,364
Yes. She'll be there, that's
where she can see us together.

302
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,700
Okay, what do you like to eat?
You like, uh, pizza?

303
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:10,003
<font size="54">No. Look, last night...
was a mistake.

304
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,638
Okay, well, hold on.

305
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,373
I know that.

306
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,843
A mistake, are you kidding me?
I was gonna tell you that.

307
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,544
Look, if I'd known that you were
a parent at this school,

308
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,246
I would have never
slept with you.

309
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,048
Well, that's rich
coming from a man

310
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,483
-with a harem of young girls.
-I have to go.

311
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,985
<font size="54">-(school bell rings) -All right.
Well, h-hold on a second.

312
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,086
Hey.

313
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,354
Do the right thing.

314
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,588
(indistinct chatter nearby)

315
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,557
JIMMY:
Yo. There's the man.

316
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,059
How'd I do?

317
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,727
Uh, frickin' amazing.

318
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,096
-Yeah. Still got it.
-Ben, I want to thank you.

319
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,766
This black eye is the greatest
gift I've ever been given.

320
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,868
<font size="54">-Really?
-Big time.

321
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,070
You're looking at the second
hottest dude in eighth grade.

322
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,905
Wow.

323
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,540
It works.

324
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,177
Hey. Second?

325
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,912
As in number two?

326
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,914
Believe it.

327
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,715
Okay, the only way you go
from 42 to two

328
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,551
is if some guy goes in there
and mows down 40 other kids.

329
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,353
What'd you do?

330
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,122
<font size="54">Nothing. Some kid
was dogging on me,

331
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,891
so I told him I tuned up some
public school kids. (laughs)

332
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,693
Oh, my God, you fool.
I told you to keep it vague.

333
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,428
Sorry if I took your advice
and made it

334
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,297
-a frick-ton better.
-Nah, you don't get it, man.

335
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,299
Now you're a fighter,
and that's very specific.

336
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,367
You're gonna walk around
with a target on your back.</font>

337
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,270
Yeah? Well, heavy lies
the crown.

338
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,473
(grunts)

339
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,809
G-Give me ba-back my b-binder.

340
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,443
"B-B-Binder."

341
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,078
What? I can't understand you.

342
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,379
Speak English.

343
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,182
Can I help you?

344
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,421
-(sighs)
-KIDS: Whoa.

345
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,856
You're welcome.

346
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,659
* My mind is soft *

347
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,394
-Ow.
-* I never owe *</font>

348
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,296
* Nobody else *

349
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,832
* I never owe nobody else *

350
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,599
There you go.

351
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,801
* But you *

352
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,670
*

353
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,840
* My mind is soft *

354
00:12:56,043 --> 00:13:00,680
-(grunts)
-* I never owe nobody else *

355
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,850
* I never owe nobody else *

356
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,621
-* Do you want come my way? *
-(grunts)

357
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,790
* Did you want to come
and miss my mind here? *</font>

358
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:14,627
* Do you want to come and miss
my mind here? *

359
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,695
(grunts)

360
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,664
BEN:
You'll thank me later.

361
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,299
(door closes)

362
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,468
What is wrong with you?
Are you insane?

363
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,837
Oh. I guess Brian informed you

364
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,339
about our little
poetry slam sesh?

365
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,541
My friends told me that you
stormed into his classroom

366
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,444
<font size="54">-like a lunatic. -Wait, but he
didn't say anything?

367
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,480
No, of course not,
because nothing happened.

368
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,182
Okay, now I'm pissed off.

369
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,716
I feel like I'm back
in the janitor's closet,

370
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,786
and everyone's...
Sabrina, I am not lying.

371
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,655
Sabrina, shame on you, okay?

372
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,691
Women need to believe
each other.

373
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,160
I know that when I hooked up
with Edward Olmos, Jr....</font>

374
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,362
It's Edward James Olmos.
I-It-It-- That doesn't matter.

375
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,031
It didn't happen.
Stop saying that.

376
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,732
Well, looked just like him.

377
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,235
So just some old man with
bad skin? My thing happened.

378
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,804
Just stay away from Brian, okay?
He's mine.

379
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,472
(laughing):
Oh.

380
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,208
Okay. Okay.

381
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,210
So this guy wants it to look
like I'm crazy.</font>

382
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,812
Sure, no problem.
I do a great crazy.

383
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,847
(tires squealing)

384
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,856
It's Mickey!

385
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,725
Can we talk for just a sec?

386
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,761
H-Hey!

387
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,330
I saw that.

388
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,998
Open this door, right now.

389
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,000
(door closing)

390
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:31,004
(gasps) Oh, you think
you can hide from me?

391
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,941
Well, I've got news for you:
you can't.

392
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,708
<font size="54">And-And one more piece of news:</font>

393
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,945
I will hunt you down!

394
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,346
Ma'am, I don't think he's home.

395
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,014
Oh, he's home.
He is home.

396
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,515
I am not crazy!

397
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,517
I can give him
a message for you.

398
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,853
I'll give him a message.

399
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888
*

400
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,760
(tires squealing)

401
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,308
There you are, bro. I've been
looking everywhere for you.

402
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,977
<font size="54">Oh, yeah?
Well, I've been in the gym.

403
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,311
Getting swole.
(chuckles)

404
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,412
We got to roll. Now.

405
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,913
-Where we going?
-Parking lot.

406
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,482
Some dudes from South Greenwich
heard you were talking smack.

407
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,883
They want to fight you.

408
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,420
Th-They want to fight me?
How many are there?

409
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,989
I don't know, like six.

410
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,757
You can handle that,
though, right?</font>

411
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,326
Y-Yeah. (scoffs)

412
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,660
T-Totally. Six?

413
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,896
Wish there were seven.
I have this thing

414
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,999
where I have to beat people
in odd numbers, so...

415
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,034
Let's go.

416
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104
You wanted to... Ugh.

417
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,072
Uh, Mr. Reed,
please have a seat.

418
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,108
(sighs)

419
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,809
Look, I don't know
what she told you...

420
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,344
<font size="54">He said have a seat, Brian.</font>

421
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,281
Ms. Molng here
has just been sharing some

422
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,417
troubling accusations.

423
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,254
Uh, she claims
that you engaged in...

424
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,357
That there was a...

425
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,825
Sex.

426
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,293
"Sex" is the word
you're looking for.

427
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,928
Plus all the dirty
lead-up stuff.

428
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,763
-He does this thing with your
ears. It's... -Tha-That's...

429
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,865
<font size="54">I-I don't need details.</font>

430
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,834
It just goes on for too long.
That's all I was gonna say.

431
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,669
Mr. Reed, is this true?

432
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,639
Did you engage
in a sexual relationship

433
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,974
with Ms. Molng?

434
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,545
-Yes.
-(grunts)

435
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,047
I mean, technically it's true.

436
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,649
Finally.
Finally, he admits it.

437
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,718
-This is so embarrassing.
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no.</font>

438
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,488
Do not do that. I am the one
who is embarrassed, all right?

439
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,956
Ashamed, even.

440
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,359
Obviously,
this is a problem, Brian.

441
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,361
Well, I didn't know who she was.

442
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,129
I was at my other job,
she approached me,

443
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,198
we started talking,
it just happened.

444
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,900
Wait, you didn't know
she was a Lockwood parent?

445
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,302
<font size="54">No, of course not.</font>

446
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,072
And none of this happened
on school property?

447
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,074
No, she targeted me at work.

448
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:50,577
Wha... Well, I'm not sure
that any of this is illegal.

449
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,712
Okay, I'll give you that.
That-that... that, technically,

450
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,915
that was all by the book.
But this man is a predator.

451
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,385
-Wh...?
-And also, he will not admit

452
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,320
<font size="54">to Sabrina that we had sex.</font>

453
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,322
Uh, nor should he.
I-I'm on his side there.

454
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,023
You know what?
In fact, Brian,

455
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,526
-you are free to go.
-Thank you. -What?!

456
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,596
Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah.
Course he's free to go.

457
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,264
'Cause this whole
education system is just

458
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,032
-one big boys club, isn't it?
-Well, actually,

459
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,269
76% of teachers in America
are female, so you're...</font>

460
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,571
Oh, thank you for mansplaining
that for me, Gibbons.

461
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,408
Guess what? I will not
be bullied into silence.

462
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,110
You know, uh,
speaking of bullying,

463
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,445
we need to have
a small chat about Ben.

464
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,747
He has been physically
assaulting students

465
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,183
that he has deemed...

466
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,684
"losers."

467
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,919
<font size="54">Doesn't sound like my Ben.</font>

468
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,121
Well, maybe
you don't know your Ben

469
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,555
as well as you think you do.

470
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,024
The good news is that
he wants to make it right,

471
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,793
so he has volunteered to read
an anti-bullying poem

472
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,029
in our school's Arts Fest.

473
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,765
Great. Perfect punishment.
Poems suck.

474
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,800
-(gentle music playing)
-(boys snickering)

475
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,471
<font size="54">'Sup, 48?</font>

476
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,873
Hey, nice belt buckle.

477
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408
All right, screw this.

478
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,743
(applause)

479
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,378
GIBBONS:
Thank you, thank you, girls.

480
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,247
Thank you so very much.

481
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,614
(chuckles)

482
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,051
Up next, we have
one of our youngest poets,

483
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,986
Ben Pemberton, who will be

484
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,923
reciting a poem
about the dangers of bullying.

485
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,959
<font size="54">(scattered applause)</font>

486
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,398
"Black Eyes" by Ben Pemberton.

487
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,334
"Black eyes are cool,
black eyes rule,

488
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,670
"but black eyes
don't belong at our school.

489
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,106
"Black eyes look scary,
but black eyes are fun.

490
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,908
I really wish
that I could have one."

491
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,444
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, Ben. Thank you.

492
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,347
For your poem
on-on why black eyes

493
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,116
<font size="54">are bad.
Black eyes was the...

494
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,451
(clears throat)

495
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,988
Next up, uh,
Ben's older sister, Sabrina.

496
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,156
(scattered applause)

497
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,825
Thank you for helping me
recognize my gift.

498
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,660
I wrote this for you.

499
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,262
Oh, uh... thank you.

500
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,797
Good luck.

501
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,368
(clears throat)

502
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:59,038
"Baggage" by Sabrina Pemberton.

503
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,274
<font size="54">"I am a handbag.</font>

504
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,176
"Empty. Expensive.

505
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,178
"Carried places
I don't want to go.

506
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,113
"But then you came,

507
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,615
"and rifled through my pockets

508
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,483
"like a gentle thief.

509
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,052
"Now I'm ready.
Unzip me.

510
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,854
Place things inside me."

511
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,523
I had sex with Mr. Reed.

512
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,191
Ah, nah.
That's right.

513
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,559
<font size="54">This creep
not only teaches girls

514
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,228
how to write terrible poetry,

515
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,730
he also lies to their faces
about sleeping with their aunt.

516
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,865
But I got the receipts.

517
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,534
I will hunt you down!

518
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,236
-WOMAN: I don't think he's home.
-Whoops, hold on. One...

519
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,703
Give me one sec.
That's, uh, wrong part.

520
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,839
MICKEY:
He is home. I am not crazy!

521
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,541
<font size="54">Well... (chuckles)
He was home

522
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,008
throughout this entire
exchange, mind you.

523
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,477
-Okay, the... No, no, they...
-No, no, no, I'm...

524
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,179
-That's good enough. I think...
-Hey, hey, hey! Stop. Hey. Stop.

525
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,648
I'll be done in a second.
Just give me...

526
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,915
You guys just hang in there
for one...

527
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,751
It's right here.
It's right here.

528
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,486
GIBBONS:
Mr. Reed, did you engage</font>

529
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,756
in a sexual relationship
with Ms. Molng?

530
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,558
REED:
Yes.

531
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,261
-(crowd gasps)
-Yes. Yes.

532
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,096
Are you serious?
You actually slept with her?

533
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,866
I thought you were just waiting
till I graduated to make a move.

534
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,268
We had something.

535
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,603
I just wanted
to teach you some poetry.

536
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,738
-Ugh.
-If there are any other victims,</font>

537
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,774
please come forward
and hold hands.

538
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,243
-We are stronger together.
-No...

539
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,783
(scattered gasps, chuckling)

540
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,921
CHIP:
Oh, no, no, no.

541
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,890
I didn't-I didn't
sleep with that guy. No.

542
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,926
The... the handspring
is separate from that.

543
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,766
49? That makes no sense.

544
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,935
Makes perfect sense.

545
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,871
<font size="54">Even Aaron Luber is higher
than me, and he eats bugs.

546
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,573
Okay, how do I explain this
to you?

547
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,275
Doing a handspring
in the Olympics,

548
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,477
or to escape danger, is cool.

549
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:48,147
But just doing it out of
nowhere, unannounced? Not cool.

550
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,116
But I stuck the landing
perfectly.

551
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,584
Yeah, that's
the worst part, man.

552
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,720
Maybe if you'd biffed the
landing and eaten your teeth,</font>

553
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,655
it'd be funny.
But instead you did it

554
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,458
with perfect precision?
That's weird.

555
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,992
I don't get it.

556
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,494
Yeah, you probably never will.

557
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,464
Maybe if you write a poem
it will make you cool again.

558
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,065
I wouldn't recommend it.

559
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,167
Yeah, poetry's not in our blood.
I see that now.

560
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,469
Plus, there's
no real future in it.</font>

561
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,070
Wha... I thought
Mr. Reed said...

562
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,172
Mr. Reed's an idiot. His
credibility went out the window

563
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,608
-the second I realized he wasn't
trying to bang me. -Mm.

564
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,344
Plus, he resigned.
I'm not gonna take advice

565
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,346
from some coffee jockey.

566
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,081
Boom. Read it and weep.

567
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,950
According to this
restraining order,

568
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,586
<font size="54">I can't come within
a thousand yards of Mr. Reed

569
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,689
because of emotional distress
due to, and I quote,

570
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,460
"deeply regrettable sexual
intercourse." Huh?

571
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,829
It's on the record, okay?
So who's crazy now?

572
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,164
(Jimmy chuckles)

573
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:41,000
Way to go, Mick.
That's my girl.

574
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,835
Wait, what?

575
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,805
SABRINA: Unzip me.

576
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,340
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH</font>

577
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,278
Hope you
enjoyed
kickin' it
with The Mick.

578
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,547
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.

579
00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,319
* Hey-ay-ay *

580
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:03,189
* Hey-ay-ay *

581
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,224
WOMAN:
This is our story.

582
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,527
* Can't stop me now *

583
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,629
* Can't stop me now *

584
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,664
* I'm just doing what I do *

585
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,165
<font size="54">* Won't stop doing what I do *</font>

586
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,701
* Can't stop me now *

587
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,704
-* Can't stop me now *
-* Can't stop me now *

588
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,006
-* Cannot beat me *
-* Can't stop me now *

589
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,641
* I'm just doin' what I do *

590
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,910
* Won't stop doin' what I do *


