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Hit me, motherfucker.

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Bring it on.

3
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Why do you always gotta be
such a dick about it, man?

4
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Why don't you
suck my ass, Dezzy?

5
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Why don't you both
shut up and just relax?

6
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You guys want another round?

7
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No thanks, I'm cool.

8
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Anybody got any money left?

9
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Not a penny.

10
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We're just poor musicians here,

11
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how about a round on the house?

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Bobby, you know I can't do that.

13
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What fuckin' good are you then?

14
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Bob, why don't you
be cool to the girl?

15
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I come here all the time.

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She's a fuckin' good girl.

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Alright, I'll fuck her
and I'll fuck this place.

18
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Don't pay any
attention to him, baby.

19
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It's alright.

20
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Why don't you cut
her a break, pal?

21
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Why such a dick, Bobby?

22
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Hey guys, they ain't gonna
be like this that much longer.

23
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Oh really?

24
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When are we gonna start gettin'
paid to play for a change?

25
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Actually it's
somethin' a lot bigger

26
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than us gettin' paid to
play in dumps like this.

27
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Old Dez just got a
little ace up his sleeve.

28
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These guys are really
givin' me a hard time.

29
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They don't even tip.

30
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Now they don't even
wanna pay their bill.

31
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Hey Annie, I heard those guys

32
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are gettin' a big record deal,

33
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so you might just
wanna play it cool.

34
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What does that mean,
I gotta buy them drinks?

35
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What, the big rockstars don't
wanna pay their tabs anymore?

36
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Ma, I was just thinkin'
it'd be good for business

37
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if they made it big
and hung out here.

38
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You know the best
thing for business?

39
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It would be if they
got the hell outta here

40
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and never came back.

41
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I'm talkin' about
my girlfriend, Janey.

42
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- Yeah?
- Janey Colfax.

43
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So fucking what?

44
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Janey Colfax,

45
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ain't that Martin
Colfax's daughter?

46
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That's right, Frankie boy.

47
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Wait a second, your
girlfriend's father

48
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is the president
of Paragon Records?

49
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That is sweet!

50
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We are about to sign
a major record deal.

51
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Hold on.

52
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Time out, hold on.

53
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You're bangin'
this chick and now

54
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she's gonna get her old
man to give us a deal?

55
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That's very good, Einstein.

56
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You tellin' me your
shit is that good?

57
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I don't think so.

58
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Watch Ma, I'm ready
to go kick some butt.

59
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You go, Ma.

60
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Ah shit, here comes Ma Baker.

61
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Oh, so you're afraid
of that old bitch.

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Man, you are a pussy.

63
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Hey Bobby, be cool.

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I hear the big rockstars

65
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don't wanna pay
their tab anymore.

66
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Well
baby, pretty soon

67
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you're gonna be
payin' us to play here

68
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'cause we're 'bout
to hit the big time.

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In the meantime, loser.

70
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Why don't you cough up
the money for the bill?

71
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Oh and by the way,
what's this I hear about

72
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you harassin' one of my girls?

73
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- Don't hit him.
- don't hit him.

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What do you want us to do, baby?

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You want us to pay for
the damages to the bitch?

76
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Alright, that's it.

77
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That tears it, you guys
are outta here right now.

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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

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- C'mon, out!
- Let's go.

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- Get outta here.
- Bobby, c'mon.

81
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All of ya.

82
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C'mon, move it.

83
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- Get out.
- Let's go.

84
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- Move it.
- Alright, we're out.

85
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Like that one, mate;
Bobby, let's go.

86
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What word didn't you understand?

87
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- You fuckin' hit me.
- C'mon, man.

88
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I want you outta my place now!

89
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Bobby c'mon, let's go.

90
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Do you know how
much money we spent

91
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in your little shithole here?

92
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- Let's go.
- I don't give a rat's ass.

93
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I want your ass
outta here right now.

94
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- Give a rat's ass?!
- Yeah, now.

95
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Bitch!

96
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What are you, fuckin' psycho?

97
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- Fuckin' touch me.
- Yeah, I'm a fuckin' psycho!

98
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- I'm a fuckin' psycho!
- C'mon, get outta here!

99
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I'm a fuckin' psycho!

100
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Get off me, man!

101
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Get the fuck off me!

102
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- Fuckin' bitch!
- Get outta here!

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What the fuck?

104
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Are you fuckin' psycho?

105
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You're just a bunch
of bitches, man.

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Fuckin' mind?

107
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Guys, back off.

108
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Look Bobby, I want you
to listen to me very close.

109
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We are so sick of your
strung-out bullshit.

110
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The truth is we don't
need you or your songs.

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Guess what, my
friend; you are fired.

112
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That's Wang Chung.

113
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- This is Fung Shui.
- Oh really?

114
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Yes, it's an
ancient Chinese art.

115
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It's like architectural
digest from the Ming dynasty.

116
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I found a digital Fung Shui guy.

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- Digital?
- Yes.

118
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- Why digital?
- To help me with my website.

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- Aah.
- His name is Dando.

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- Dando?
- Uh-huh.

121
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Does he have a last name?

122
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I always love one-name people.

123
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Cher, Liza, Bono.

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- As in Sonny?
- Not Sonny Bono.

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Bono from U2.

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- You mean Bono from U2.
- What?

127
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- Yeah, it's Bono.
- That's ridiculous.

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Listen Henry,
about the website.

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- Look, I've gotta go.
- Okay, call me later.

130
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Okay, I'll talk to you later.

131
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I got the shoot
ideas from Stephanie.

132
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Oh, great.

133
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I think I have to
shoot Stephanie

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before I get an idea out of her.

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I know you're not
gonna believe this,

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but I think they're really good.

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It's colorful.

138
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But pretty good
isn't good enough

139
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for a Henry Martin video, is it?

140
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No, look further.

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Actually the third page I think,

142
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it has a list of the 10 weapons

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that the murderers
are gonna use.

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I think it's really original.

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- This is original?
- Yeah.

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This doesn't work.

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Oh, come on.

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Henry, it's a great idea.

149
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It's a horrible idea.

150
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Listen, we'll put it on
digital video and bring in fog.

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I hate fog and
you know I hate fog.

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I don't wanna work
with fog again.

153
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You gotta get over
your whole fog thing.

154
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It's not a fog thing.

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I am not fog phobic.

156
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Okay, I'll bring
Wendy.

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Ooh, that'll do it!

158
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Wendy's coming in, hold on.

159
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Hello?

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Wendy's coming in.

161
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Yes, everything will be fine!

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- The war's over.
- Stop it!

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- Wendy's gonna do the fog.
- Stop it, Henry.

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Come on, she's really
good at this stuff.

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Just bring me Wendy.

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Let's do this
thing, shoot my fog

167
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and get me the fog out of here.

168
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We're gonna lose the
light in the bass drum.

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I've seen that a thousand times.

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I don't want that.

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Where are the grips
with my fog machine?

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I'll have the PA
check on it, Henry.

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You guys, where's the foggers?

174
00:09:01,205 --> 00:09:02,672
They're
checking on it now.

175
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:05,109
How much longer before
the band is ready?

176
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,443
They're just about ready.

177
00:09:08,978 --> 00:09:09,879
So you psyched?

178
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Yes, I'm just totally psyched.

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I just love this band
and I especially love

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their bitch manager, Stephanie.

181
00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:22,326
God, d'you know what's funny?

182
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She actually thinks she can
make money on these losers.

183
00:09:25,895 --> 00:09:28,132
No Henry, that's not
what I'm talkin' about.

184
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I'm talkin' about this location.

185
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Aren't you excited
to be shootin'

186
00:09:32,769 --> 00:09:34,804
on the set of The Lost World?

187
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- No, not really.
- Come on.

188
00:09:37,574 --> 00:09:40,977
Steven Spielberg
shot right here.

189
00:09:42,546 --> 00:09:45,515
Come on, aren't you in
the least bit of awe?

190
00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:49,253
I love Spielberg,
but being where he was

191
00:09:49,253 --> 00:09:51,821
is not going to help me
get where I wanna be.

192
00:09:51,821 --> 00:09:56,826
Arlene, I know I don't
look it but I'm almost 50.

193
00:09:57,927 --> 00:10:01,097
I still haven't directed
my first feature.

194
00:10:01,097 --> 00:10:02,999
Don't be so hard
on yourself, Henry.

195
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:07,304
25 Movies of the Week
and 50 rock videos.

196
00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:09,573
That's nothing to
be ashamed about.

197
00:10:09,573 --> 00:10:10,474
Yes, it is.

198
00:10:12,442 --> 00:10:15,445
Did you know that Janey's
too stuck up to be in a video?

199
00:10:15,445 --> 00:10:18,014
That's just because the
camera isn't only on her.

200
00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,985
Is that her dad?

201
00:10:21,985 --> 00:10:25,222
Yeah, Martin Colfax,
President of the record label.

202
00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:26,756
Band's looking great, Janey.

203
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,024
Told you so, daddy.

204
00:10:28,024 --> 00:10:30,059
I know they're gonna make it.

205
00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:31,428
The set looks
pretty fantastic too.

206
00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:32,596
You recognize that?

207
00:10:32,596 --> 00:10:34,464
It's from The Lost World.

208
00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:36,666
Isn't the
one with the T Rex?

209
00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:38,902
Yeah, that's the one.

210
00:10:38,902 --> 00:10:40,103
I pulled quite a few strings

211
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,771
so your boyfriend could
do his video here.

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00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,373
I love you, daddy.

213
00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,309
I'll never forget this night.

214
00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:47,911
Thanks for helping my wild
days to be really fun.

215
00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:51,181
Well one of our label's
rappers has a saying.

216
00:10:51,181 --> 00:10:52,516
Stay strong.

217
00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,351
I like that, it's good advice.

218
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,852
We probably shouldn't
dis his daughter.

219
00:10:55,852 --> 00:10:58,555
At least not to her face.

220
00:10:58,555 --> 00:11:00,324
And until the shoot is over.

221
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,661
No, I want a blue light.

222
00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:06,230
I wanna light the boy's crotch

223
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,398
and I want a blue light!

224
00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,166
This crew is from Hell.

225
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:13,637
Speaking of Hell, here comes
Ms. Biz Niz, Queen Bitch,

226
00:11:13,637 --> 00:11:15,305
hello darling.

227
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,274
How are you?

228
00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:19,008
Isn't this fabulous?

229
00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:21,645
Henry?

230
00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:24,180
I thought we talked about
doing something edgy?

231
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,982
Hello, edgy?

232
00:11:25,982 --> 00:11:29,118
We're shooting a rock band
on The Lost World set.

233
00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:31,821
If it had any more edge,
I could shave with it.

234
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,056
Henry, nobody gives a crap

235
00:11:33,056 --> 00:11:36,426
about the set of The
Lost World, okay?

236
00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:40,530
We have to be cutting edge
for home video, the internet,

237
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:43,500
so the kids will
think we're cool.

238
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,134
Cool is fine.

239
00:11:45,134 --> 00:11:47,504
Have you considered
having them write

240
00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:49,839
good songs because this is crap.

241
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,140
No can do Henry;

242
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,409
you see, because we had
to fire our song writer

243
00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:54,344
because he got a little.

244
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,980
Unfortunately he
had all the talent.

245
00:11:56,980 --> 00:12:00,116
Besides, this is
a hard rock band.

246
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:01,318
They don't need talent, Henry;

247
00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:03,387
they just need tight pants.

248
00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:04,754
Tight pants is fine with me.

249
00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:07,557
I'm already lit for it, Stephie.

250
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,025
Hey, would you
quit calling that?

251
00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,994
I fucking hate when
you call me that!

252
00:12:10,994 --> 00:12:12,562
Do I look like a Stephie to you?

253
00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:14,631
- There's no Stephie here.
- Hello, not you.

254
00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:18,568
I'm sorry, Stephanie.

255
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:22,906
But if these boys suck and
I mean that figuratively,

256
00:12:22,906 --> 00:12:24,941
how the hell are you gonna
make me money from them?

257
00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:26,610
Henry.

258
00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:28,645
I can't talk now.

259
00:12:29,613 --> 00:12:31,180
Call me in an hour.

260
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,382
I'll be happy to tell you

261
00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:34,217
the minute you get
off the phone, Henry.

262
00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:37,120
Say hi to Zigfried, bye.

263
00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,222
Take your time, babe.

264
00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:40,690
Oh, you can talk on
the phone and I can't?

265
00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,225
Don't push me, Henry.

266
00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,461
See our lead singer, Dez?

267
00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:47,331
Well he is screwing the daughter

268
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,033
of the President of
the record company.

269
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,135
He's putting some money
behind these guys.

270
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,204
The way I figure it,

271
00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:57,341
there's at least one pay day,

272
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,776
if the video is controversial.

273
00:12:59,776 --> 00:13:03,313
All we need is one good stunt
that gets us on the news

274
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:04,981
and that gets us
on all the shows.

275
00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:07,451
- Oh.
- Then maybe I'll buy a bar

276
00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:12,288
on some beach in Thailand
and suck the local hire.

277
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:13,790
Jealous?

278
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,426
How can you like such a
disgusting thing, Stephanie?

279
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:21,698
Get out of my trailer!

280
00:13:21,698 --> 00:13:24,067
Go hit on somebody
else, asshole.

281
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,803
Yeah, yeah, I'll see you later.

282
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,445
Big smoker, huh?

283
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:38,448
Close.

284
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:40,650
Never smoked before in my life.

285
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,485
Clearly.

286
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:45,221
So you're the AD, right?

287
00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:46,055
Right.

288
00:13:47,156 --> 00:13:48,458
What do you think of my band?

289
00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,761
I don't, I'm just doing a job.

290
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:52,762
That must suck having to do shit

291
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:55,599
that you don't get excited by.

292
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:57,133
That's why I'm a rocker.

293
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,802
Every day is different.

294
00:13:58,802 --> 00:14:00,804
You mean every day
is a different girl.

295
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,508
Actually rockstar,
my job's pretty cool.

296
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,477
I work with professionals.

297
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,679
I'm on different
locations all the time

298
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,182
and unlike you, I don't have
to answer to some bitch.

299
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:16,953
Stephanie can be something else.

300
00:14:18,121 --> 00:14:20,690
What about the hours,
don't they suck?

301
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,191
Yeah the hours suck sometimes

302
00:14:22,191 --> 00:14:23,693
like when you're working
on some stupid commercial

303
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,995
that's on and off the air
before you can say boo.

304
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:27,964
So really what you're saying

305
00:14:27,964 --> 00:14:30,434
is getting this gig's kinda cool

306
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,403
because you're here
making history, right?

307
00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,372
I hope you're as
cocky in front of camera

308
00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:37,841
as you are right here.

309
00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:42,078
I can be cocky in a whole
variety of places and positions.

310
00:14:42,078 --> 00:14:43,647
Funny.

311
00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:44,481
Pretty cute too.

312
00:14:45,849 --> 00:14:48,084
Yeah, the camera's gonna
have no problem shootin' you.

313
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:53,490
Do you have to smoke those
disgusting clove cigarettes?

314
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,425
They are asphyxiating me.

315
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,327
How in the name of God can you
actually say you like them?

316
00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,229
I don't like them, Henry.

317
00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:04,601
I've got 500 cartons
in Dez's garage.

318
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:07,537
The band got them in lieu of
payment for their last gig.

319
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:10,339
That's effective
negotiating, Stephanie.

320
00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:13,076
Maybe I'll have you
do my next deal.

321
00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:15,178
And speaking of deals,

322
00:15:15,178 --> 00:15:18,047
two of the strippers that we've
booked have major problems;

323
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,949
so what I think I'm going to do

324
00:15:19,949 --> 00:15:23,419
is ask one of our girls
if she'll do the nude bit.

325
00:15:23,419 --> 00:15:25,288
You think there'll
be a problem with that?

326
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:27,691
Well I don't know, I
haven't asked her yet.

327
00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:30,927
You know Henry, the
day after God created LA,

328
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:33,196
he created the first
girl who will do anything

329
00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:34,330
to be a star, alright?

330
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,232
There's probably
millions per area code.

331
00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:38,001
So if the girl won't hook us up,

332
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:41,304
fire her ass, pull an
extra from the crowd.

333
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:42,539
I guarantee she'll do it.

334
00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:48,812
Frank, put that
to the left please.

335
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:54,017
Kinda dig me, don't you?

336
00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,920
You're pretty easy on the eyes.

337
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,556
Is that all?

338
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,961
Dude, remember what I said about

339
00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:07,196
enjoying working
with professionals?

340
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:08,464
Yeah.

341
00:16:08,464 --> 00:16:11,234
Yeah well, what's
going on right here,

342
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:14,237
very unprofessional;
we're working.

343
00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:15,371
Well maybe later.

344
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,075
I hang out at this place
called Ma Baker's Pub.

345
00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:20,309
Yeah, I know the place.

346
00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:22,111
Yeah, maybe I'll see you
round there sometime.

347
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,747
Maybe?

348
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:28,151
I will definitely see
you there tonight.

349
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:32,922
Alright alright, well you
just keep that up all night

350
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,724
especially when you're
in front of the camera.

351
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:37,727
Baby, don't you worry, I
can keep it up all night long.

352
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:49,939
Henry?

353
00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:52,108
Yes, Arlene;
did you meet Dez?

354
00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:53,042
You were right.

355
00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,678
The dork totally hit on me.

356
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:55,612
And did you do it?

357
00:16:55,612 --> 00:16:57,280
Yeah yeah, I fluffed him.

358
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,247
Really?

359
00:16:58,247 --> 00:16:59,348
- I swear.
- Good.

360
00:16:59,348 --> 00:17:00,617
Yeah, his confidence is way up.

361
00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:03,620
His head's so big, I don't
how he's gonna get it

362
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,854
into his trailer.

363
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:05,822
Okay, well
stay on top of it.

364
00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:07,390
- I will.
- Good.

365
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,892
Yeah but you know what,
if I have to kiss him again,

366
00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,627
I swear to God I'm gonna puke.

367
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:12,061
Pray tell why is that?

368
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:13,496
Yeah, those clove
cigarettes are disgusting.

369
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:21,671
Come in.

370
00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:23,840
- Hi.
- Hi.

371
00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,010
- I'm Henry Martin.
- I'm Wendy.

372
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:27,844
Nice to meet you.

373
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:29,178
Nice to meet you.

374
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,015
So they tell me that you do fog.

375
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,282
Yes.

376
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:34,751
Excellent because I'm
very picky about my fog.

377
00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,452
I hate phony fog.

378
00:17:36,452 --> 00:17:38,354
Okay, here's the scene.

379
00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:39,856
We're shooting in front
of the Psycho house.

380
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:40,957
You know the Psycho house?

381
00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:42,158
Oh, of course.

382
00:17:42,158 --> 00:17:44,460
It's the ultimate
macabre mansion.

383
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,162
I want a very special fog.

384
00:17:46,162 --> 00:17:49,899
I do not want a Whitesnake,
Poison, Billy Squier video fog.

385
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:53,770
I want a 1940s black
and white Peter Lorre

386
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,404
Boris Karloff fog.

387
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:58,908
I want a thick,
tense serpentine fog

388
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:02,078
that creeps along the ground

389
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:05,181
like a cat moving in
across a cemetery.

390
00:18:05,181 --> 00:18:10,186
I want a fog that seems like
it's coming from Satan's ass.

391
00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:13,189
Can you give me that?

392
00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:17,260
Absolutely.

393
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,328
Okay, great, I feel better.

394
00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:23,466
Thank you, Wendy.

395
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,135
- Great.
- Great.

396
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:27,370
Okay, thank you.

397
00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:34,010
I hate fog.

398
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,612
I hate fog.

399
00:18:37,947 --> 00:18:40,116
Who do I have to fuck
to get off this picture?

400
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:48,157
We got our work cut
out for us tonight.

401
00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:50,059
I hate working
these rock videos.

402
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,295
They're always rushing
you and everything.

403
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,964
You're always
bitching and everything.

404
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:56,833
Anything you do
like about this job?

405
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,267
Yeah, I like all them PAs around

406
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,737
like they my personal slaves.

407
00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:04,340
I like putting dents
in producers cars.

408
00:19:05,809 --> 00:19:08,812
I like taking breaks now,
so like going to the store

409
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:10,346
when I get ready--

410
00:19:10,346 --> 00:19:11,647
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

411
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:12,949
I got it, okay?

412
00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:22,726
Wendy, this place
looks creepy, doesn't it?

413
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,095
Yeah, it is.

414
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,530
It's gonna look even creepier

415
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:29,899
when we get the fog rolling in.

416
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:31,200
You did remember
to bring the fluid

417
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,102
for the fog machine this time?

418
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,670
Yes I did remember
to bring the fluid

419
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,873
for the fog machine this time.

420
00:19:36,873 --> 00:19:38,107
Yeah!

421
00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:39,308
Am I ever gonna live that down?

422
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,476
- No.
- Jesus.

423
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,914
Look, we got a lotta time
before they use this set,

424
00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:48,117
so I'm gonna go to
the catering truck.

425
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,086
Dare I ask, do
you want anything?

426
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,057
Well, now that you mention it,

427
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:57,761
I'll have one of those apple
fritters over at Craft Services

428
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,295
and how about a chocolate milk?

429
00:19:59,295 --> 00:20:01,597
There's like 50 grams
of fat in that crap.

430
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:04,367
Make the chocolate milk low fat.

431
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,201
Shit.

432
00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:09,605
Wendy, make that two chocolate
milks and two apple fritters.

433
00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:10,874
Okay.

434
00:20:10,874 --> 00:20:12,475
- And Wendy.
- Yes?

435
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:14,577
Get yourself something too.

436
00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:15,812
Right.

437
00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,280
A carrot stick, celery.

438
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:19,983
Whatever.

439
00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:29,625
I guess it's gonna be
scarier with fog around here.

440
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:34,998
Ain't this a bitch.

441
00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:36,732
This piece of shit
don't even work.

442
00:20:44,507 --> 00:20:45,308
Wendy?

443
00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:50,847
Wendy!

444
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,920
Come on guys, this ain't funny.

445
00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:58,687
Come on now.

446
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,435
This ain't funny now.

447
00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:28,351
Come on guys, I
see you out there.

448
00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:31,154
Hey, I see you.

449
00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:44,233
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, daddy.

450
00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:47,736
Looks like you and Dez

451
00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:48,872
are getting pretty
serious there, huh?

452
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,940
I really like him, Daddy.

453
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:53,276
Means a lot to me that
you're helping out the band.

454
00:21:53,276 --> 00:21:54,878
I just don't wanna
see you get hurt, honey.

455
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,980
You know how these rock
and rollers can be.

456
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,115
He's not like that, daddy.

457
00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:00,850
He really thinks I'm special.

458
00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:06,422
So what do you think of
the sets on this back lot?

459
00:22:06,422 --> 00:22:09,525
Some of the scariest movies
ever done were shot right here?

460
00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:10,359
Did you ever see The
Hunchback of Notre Dame

461
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:11,194
or Frankenstein?

462
00:22:12,361 --> 00:22:13,296
You know I don't
like horror movies.

463
00:22:13,296 --> 00:22:14,130
They're dumb.

464
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,564
What about Psycho?

465
00:22:15,564 --> 00:22:17,766
The original set for that
movie's right here on this lot.

466
00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:19,035
You must have seen that one?

467
00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:20,503
Oh yeah, I saw
that movie, daddy.

468
00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:22,872
It had Ann Heche in it, right?

469
00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:28,411
Hey, Mike.

470
00:22:31,047 --> 00:22:31,881
Where are you?

471
00:22:39,222 --> 00:22:40,823
Mike?

472
00:22:40,823 --> 00:22:42,458
I got your apple fritters.

473
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,760
They're so greasy,
they weigh a ton.

474
00:22:51,634 --> 00:22:54,003
Okay Mike, I'm leavin'.

475
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,241
Mike?

476
00:22:59,842 --> 00:23:00,643
Is that you?

477
00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:06,815
Mike?

478
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:19,662
When I was growin' up,

479
00:23:19,662 --> 00:23:21,164
some of these old
classic horror movies

480
00:23:21,164 --> 00:23:24,300
were considered some of the
scariest movies of their day.

481
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,834
A classic horror,
it's the settings,

482
00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:30,373
the story and the characters
that make a movie immortal.

483
00:23:30,373 --> 00:23:32,208
That's what makes
them really scary.

484
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,609
Nowadays these splatter movies

485
00:23:33,609 --> 00:23:36,212
are nothing but gory
special effects.

486
00:23:36,212 --> 00:23:37,713
Mike?

487
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,550
Mike?

488
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:33,436
* I don't mind
jumpin' on her cycle *

489
00:24:33,436 --> 00:24:38,341
* But she don't like
pushin' it to the red *

490
00:24:43,446 --> 00:24:46,649
* Offered to get
up into the tub *

491
00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:51,220
* But my girl only
likes it on the bed *

492
00:24:56,859 --> 00:24:59,862
* I go through this
every 28 days *

493
00:24:59,862 --> 00:25:00,796
* C'mon baby

494
00:25:00,796 --> 00:25:01,630
Cut!

495
00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:10,473
They move like monkeys.

496
00:25:11,974 --> 00:25:13,709
Dez, will you come
down here please?

497
00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,378
Move those cables
away from everybody.

498
00:25:15,378 --> 00:25:17,313
Speed over on the
left side please.

499
00:25:17,313 --> 00:25:19,548
Well honey I'd really like
to stay and watch your boy,

500
00:25:19,548 --> 00:25:21,484
but I better go
and lock things up,

501
00:25:21,484 --> 00:25:23,586
get everything secure
before I take off.

502
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:26,855
Alright, thanks daddy for
everything that you've done.

503
00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:28,023
Thanks a lot.

504
00:25:28,023 --> 00:25:29,225
You're welcome, honey.

505
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:30,926
You have fun.

506
00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:36,665
Girls, get on set please.

507
00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:42,405
Hey, where's the other girl?

508
00:25:42,405 --> 00:25:44,607
Gina, please get on the set.

509
00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:49,978
Not bad.

510
00:25:52,515 --> 00:25:53,982
Watch it, Dez.

511
00:25:53,982 --> 00:25:56,819
We don't want daddy's
little girl gettin' angry.

512
00:25:56,819 --> 00:26:00,389
Now I'm a rockstar, I can't
even check out other chicks?

513
00:26:00,389 --> 00:26:01,890
Come on rockstar, you're up.

514
00:26:09,365 --> 00:26:13,302
Okay you guys,
think pimply kids.

515
00:26:13,302 --> 00:26:15,571
Think air guitar
when you had pimples.

516
00:26:16,972 --> 00:26:21,910
Four, three, two,
one and playback.

517
00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:26,515
Cut!

518
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:28,184
Off with the pimples
and air guitars.

519
00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:30,553
Henry?

520
00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:34,490
Henry, this girl is whacked.

521
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,892
You need to fire
her ass right now.

522
00:26:36,892 --> 00:26:38,093
Fire her?

523
00:26:38,093 --> 00:26:39,495
Why, because she's
doin' her job?

524
00:26:39,495 --> 00:26:41,130
Her job is screwin'
up the band right now.

525
00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:42,731
I want her outta here.

526
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,100
You have no right to fire her.

527
00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:49,572
Henry, I know you're
not fucking her.

528
00:26:49,572 --> 00:26:51,774
You don't know who
or what I'm fucking

529
00:26:51,774 --> 00:26:53,476
and you are not firing her.

530
00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:55,278
- Oh really?!
- Yes.

531
00:26:55,278 --> 00:26:56,111
Watch me.

532
00:26:57,913 --> 00:26:59,548
Okay fine.

533
00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:02,117
If she goes, I go.

534
00:27:02,117 --> 00:27:04,220
- Don't threaten me.
- I'm doing it.

535
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,321
No Henry, no.

536
00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:06,355
I'm leaving.

537
00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:07,590
I'm leaving.

538
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,857
You stay here and
finish your job.

539
00:27:10,293 --> 00:27:13,496
Honestly, I'm glad to get
away from this freaky bitch.

540
00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,865
Yeah, I'll call
you in the morning.

541
00:27:16,865 --> 00:27:18,534
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

542
00:27:18,534 --> 00:27:20,135
- I feel terrible.
- No, don't worry about it.

543
00:27:20,135 --> 00:27:21,804
You'll call me in the morning?

544
00:27:21,804 --> 00:27:22,971
Yeah.

545
00:27:22,971 --> 00:27:24,507
- Have a nice day.
- Oh, yeah.

546
00:27:24,507 --> 00:27:25,874
I'll call you.

547
00:27:25,874 --> 00:27:27,510
Okay, let's get going.

548
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,577
Time is money.

549
00:27:28,577 --> 00:27:30,713
And playback.

550
00:27:45,828 --> 00:27:46,762
* I don't mind

551
00:27:46,762 --> 00:27:47,596
Cut it!

552
00:27:50,032 --> 00:27:50,966
I have a lot of notes
and very little time.

553
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:52,268
Let's start with you, guitar.

554
00:27:52,268 --> 00:27:54,069
First of all, lose
the cigarette.

555
00:27:54,069 --> 00:27:55,304
You're not Keith Richards.

556
00:27:55,304 --> 00:27:57,606
Secondly, don't
look at the guitar.

557
00:27:57,606 --> 00:27:59,141
You should know
the notes by now.

558
00:27:59,141 --> 00:28:02,177
The guitar is not going to
buy you records, they are.

559
00:28:02,177 --> 00:28:05,614
Look at them, play the
camera and you must move.

560
00:28:05,614 --> 00:28:06,449
You're not a statue.

561
00:28:06,449 --> 00:28:07,383
Give me the guitar.

562
00:28:07,383 --> 00:28:08,351
It is choreography, darling.

563
00:28:08,351 --> 00:28:09,218
It's quite simple.

564
00:28:09,218 --> 00:28:10,118
Excuse me.

565
00:28:10,118 --> 00:28:12,355
Strum up, back, over.

566
00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:14,390
Kick, make the face, back.

567
00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:17,560
Strum again, back,
kick, make the face.

568
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,362
It's not complicated.

569
00:28:19,362 --> 00:28:20,296
Try and do it.

570
00:28:20,296 --> 00:28:22,030
Bass man, same basic moves.

571
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:25,834
Let me ask you a question, do
you have a spring in your ass?

572
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:28,404
'Cause you move like a
constipated hobby horse

573
00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:30,739
and you must move your hand.

574
00:28:30,739 --> 00:28:33,576
It is not a fucking
paralyzed hand.

575
00:28:33,576 --> 00:28:34,610
Singer boy, stand up.

576
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,282
Were you making soup?

577
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:42,318
Because I really never
seen this move before.

578
00:28:42,318 --> 00:28:44,687
You're not a cook,
you're a rocker.

579
00:28:44,687 --> 00:28:48,857
You must work the fucking
mic and the mic stand.

580
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,993
The Indian bands,
the Village People,

581
00:28:50,993 --> 00:28:52,628
have done that to death.

582
00:28:57,232 --> 00:28:59,302
- Stephanie?
- Hey.

583
00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:02,571
I think this video's
turning out really cheesy.

584
00:29:02,571 --> 00:29:03,772
Oh yeah?

585
00:29:03,772 --> 00:29:04,807
You think this is
bad, wait 'til you see

586
00:29:04,807 --> 00:29:05,941
what we're gonna do next.

587
00:29:05,941 --> 00:29:07,543
What's that?

588
00:29:07,543 --> 00:29:08,977
Jay
Burnheim's office.

589
00:29:08,977 --> 00:29:10,178
Jay Burnheim please.

590
00:29:10,178 --> 00:29:11,113
- Stephanie calling.
- Please hold.

591
00:29:11,113 --> 00:29:12,615
Trust me, you'll love it.

592
00:29:12,615 --> 00:29:14,149
Lemme ask you somethin'.

593
00:29:14,149 --> 00:29:16,852
I know that the guys in the
band are all really cute,

594
00:29:16,852 --> 00:29:18,321
but do they have talent too?

595
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,656
You wanna know if
they have talent?

596
00:29:20,656 --> 00:29:22,758
That's a matter of opinion.

597
00:29:22,758 --> 00:29:24,026
What's my father say?

598
00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:26,729
Your father says, "Do
they have mass appeal?"

599
00:29:26,729 --> 00:29:28,096
Well, do they?

600
00:29:30,065 --> 00:29:30,899
Yeah.

601
00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:33,302
I was a lot more confident

602
00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:35,070
when it was Bobby
writing the songs.

603
00:29:36,872 --> 00:29:37,806
How is Bobby?

604
00:29:37,806 --> 00:29:39,274
Is he playing in another band?

605
00:29:39,274 --> 00:29:41,710
I don't know, I haven't
seen him since they fired him.

606
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:43,746
Didn't you keep
in contact with him?

607
00:29:43,746 --> 00:29:45,348
I thought you guys
went out for a while.

608
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:47,049
What is this, question day?

609
00:29:47,049 --> 00:29:50,453
I just told you I haven't
seen him since they fired him.

610
00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:51,487
I heard he was in the hospital.

611
00:29:51,487 --> 00:29:53,121
- Hello?
- Yes Jay, Stephanie.

612
00:29:53,121 --> 00:29:54,923
- How're you doin'?
- Hi babe, how you doin'?

613
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,892
That's good,
can I put you on hold?

614
00:29:56,892 --> 00:30:00,028
No, I'm aging I've
been holding so long.

615
00:30:02,398 --> 00:30:03,231
Fuck!

616
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,237
What was I saying?

617
00:30:09,237 --> 00:30:11,306
- Bobby?
- Oh right, yeah.

618
00:30:12,808 --> 00:30:16,545
I did hear, but somebody saw
him in a junkyard in Emmett.

619
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:20,416
My cousin once wrote an
article on junkyard treasures.

620
00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:22,751
Some guy found a World
War II Japanese sword

621
00:30:22,751 --> 00:30:24,920
and sold it on the
internet for $5,000.

622
00:30:38,534 --> 00:30:39,368
Come on.

623
00:30:41,904 --> 00:30:45,107
I want you to remember that
you are screwing these boys

624
00:30:45,107 --> 00:30:46,509
in the real world, okay?

625
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,812
Or maybe that's the problem.

626
00:30:49,812 --> 00:30:51,814
I'm not screwing
any of these clowns.

627
00:30:51,814 --> 00:30:54,950
Okay fine, then
you have no excuse.

628
00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:59,922
Your job in this scene is to
make these boys tumescent.

629
00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:02,224
- You know what tumescent means?
- No.

630
00:31:02,224 --> 00:31:05,894
Swollen, hard,
stiff, cockus erectus.

631
00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:08,764
You must excite them.

632
00:31:08,764 --> 00:31:11,767
You're moving like
you're on tranquilizers.

633
00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,035
You have assets.

634
00:31:13,035 --> 00:31:16,805
Use your ass and your
sets and work it okay?

635
00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:17,873
Work it.

636
00:31:17,873 --> 00:31:19,642
And you, lose the swim.

637
00:31:19,642 --> 00:31:20,543
Let's go.

638
00:31:23,178 --> 00:31:24,547
I think it's gettin' better.

639
00:31:24,547 --> 00:31:27,816
Better is not great
and I need great.

640
00:31:27,816 --> 00:31:30,385
The drummer keeps
playing out of sync

641
00:31:30,385 --> 00:31:34,222
and the bass player, he looks
like he's in an ABBA video.

642
00:31:34,222 --> 00:31:35,658
- Henry?
- We've gotta go again.

643
00:31:35,658 --> 00:31:37,359
There's stuff that we can use.

644
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:38,326
We gotta move on.

645
00:31:38,326 --> 00:31:40,195
You're not makin' a star here.

646
00:31:40,195 --> 00:31:41,430
Okay, we'll move on.

647
00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:43,966
But first, give me
one closeup of Dez.

648
00:31:45,801 --> 00:31:47,636
Face or crotch?

649
00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:49,838
We're here, we're here.

650
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:54,009
Here and we're here.

651
00:31:54,009 --> 00:31:55,478
I'm outta here.

652
00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:56,779
Be in my trailer.

653
00:31:56,779 --> 00:32:01,750
Nancy, gimme a hand here.

654
00:32:16,298 --> 00:32:17,866
Dez, is that you?

655
00:32:19,902 --> 00:32:20,736
Dez?

656
00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:27,476
Hey pal, this is a closed set.

657
00:32:29,211 --> 00:32:30,412
What are you doin' here?

658
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,281
What is this, some kinda joke?

659
00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:36,451
Didn't you hear me?

660
00:32:36,451 --> 00:32:37,285
What are you doin' here?

661
00:32:50,132 --> 00:32:50,966
Man, I can't believe it.

662
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:52,501
They took another break.

663
00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,670
It's gonna be forever before
they start filming again.

664
00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:56,705
There's so much sitting
around on these movie sets.

665
00:32:56,705 --> 00:32:58,106
It's like hurry up and wait.

666
00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,074
I know.

667
00:32:59,074 --> 00:33:00,509
That's why I don't think

668
00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:02,778
I could ever be an
actor, like a movie star.

669
00:33:02,778 --> 00:33:04,279
I'm more of like.

670
00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:06,849
I'm like , I need
like instant gratification.

671
00:33:09,051 --> 00:33:10,252
You know what?

672
00:33:10,252 --> 00:33:11,253
We have the time.

673
00:33:11,253 --> 00:33:12,487
What do you say you and me

674
00:33:12,487 --> 00:33:15,791
take a little walk
around the backlot?

675
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:17,526
Let's check out some
of those cool sets.

676
00:33:17,526 --> 00:33:19,194
Where, out there?

677
00:33:19,194 --> 00:33:21,530
I don't know, it's kinda creepy.

678
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:24,533
Come on, I heard that the
son of the Zodiac Killer

679
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,334
is a tour guide right here.

680
00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:28,170
Shut up.

681
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:31,139
Besides, I have something
I wanna give to you.

682
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,708
Like I haven't seen that before.

683
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:35,277
No baby, I'm talkin'
about something x-otic.

684
00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46,855
I love what you're
doin' with your hair.

685
00:33:46,855 --> 00:33:49,024
Are you ready for
your big moment?

686
00:33:49,024 --> 00:33:51,526
Excuse me, you know this
isn't my first gig, right?

687
00:33:51,526 --> 00:33:54,096
Of course it's
not your first gig.

688
00:33:54,096 --> 00:33:57,199
Listen honey, I have a
really huge favor to ask you.

689
00:33:57,199 --> 00:33:59,167
The girl who was supposed
to take it all off,

690
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,870
she sat on a curling iron
and she burned her ass.

691
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:04,840
There's this huge mark there
that makeup can't cover.

692
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,643
The other girl who was
supposed to take it all off,

693
00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:09,177
she didn't tell us
she was pregnant

694
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,780
and she has these stretch
marks that are everywhere.

695
00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:15,718
I was hoping that you would--

696
00:34:17,352 --> 00:34:19,988
No one said
anything about nudity.

697
00:34:19,988 --> 00:34:22,691
Besides, I get double
to show my chest.

698
00:34:22,691 --> 00:34:24,026
Just because you
have two of them,

699
00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,628
doesn't mean you get double.

700
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:26,762
Listen, Jeannie.

701
00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:28,296
No, it's Gina.

702
00:34:28,296 --> 00:34:30,032
Sorry, Gina.

703
00:34:30,032 --> 00:34:31,466
Do you wanna work in Hollywood

704
00:34:31,466 --> 00:34:34,469
or do you just wanna be
around people that do?

705
00:34:34,469 --> 00:34:36,138
You're saying I
should be honored

706
00:34:36,138 --> 00:34:37,973
to take my clothes
off in front of you?

707
00:34:37,973 --> 00:34:39,074
I didn't say that at all.

708
00:34:39,074 --> 00:34:40,342
Did I say that?

709
00:34:41,176 --> 00:34:42,377
I didn't say that.

710
00:34:42,377 --> 00:34:43,912
Look, you have no
reason to be ashamed.

711
00:34:43,912 --> 00:34:46,481
If I had tits like that,
I wouldn't be shy at all.

712
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:48,083
Well sweetie, I
could recommend you

713
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,685
a good plastic surgeon.

714
00:34:49,685 --> 00:34:50,919
That's more than okay.

715
00:34:50,919 --> 00:34:53,321
I'm very happy with
my present gender.

716
00:34:53,321 --> 00:34:57,059
I think Frank-n-Beans is more
suitable to my personality.

717
00:34:57,059 --> 00:34:58,994
Pumpkin and I are gonna
go and get some water.

718
00:34:58,994 --> 00:35:00,228
Okay.

719
00:35:50,612 --> 00:35:51,446
Cut it!

720
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:56,384
Come on.

721
00:35:58,220 --> 00:35:59,855
What the hell is going on here?

722
00:35:59,855 --> 00:36:01,589
This is offensive.

723
00:36:01,589 --> 00:36:03,358
Not to teenage boys, it ain't.

724
00:36:04,927 --> 00:36:06,061
What'd you think, Janey?

725
00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:07,395
Did you like it?

726
00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:08,596
Like what, that
you let this girl

727
00:36:08,596 --> 00:36:09,932
rub herself all over you?

728
00:36:09,932 --> 00:36:12,334
Aw come on, baby.

729
00:36:12,334 --> 00:36:13,568
That's not what it looks like.

730
00:36:13,568 --> 00:36:15,137
I was just gettin'
into character.

731
00:36:15,137 --> 00:36:16,538
As what, a jerk?

732
00:36:18,874 --> 00:36:21,043
And stop looking at that.

733
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:22,344
Hey look, bitch.

734
00:36:22,344 --> 00:36:23,879
I'm not a that.

735
00:36:23,879 --> 00:36:25,580
My name is Gina.

736
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,916
Didn't they teach you any
manners in rich girl school?

737
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,718
Excuse me, do I know you?

738
00:36:29,718 --> 00:36:30,919
Must've been tough growing up

739
00:36:30,919 --> 00:36:32,554
when your daddy
owns a record label.

740
00:36:32,554 --> 00:36:34,089
Did you have any real friends

741
00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:35,858
or were they all just
trying to be famous?

742
00:36:35,858 --> 00:36:39,194
Sorry, I don't make my
living getting naked in public.

743
00:36:39,194 --> 00:36:42,898
Hey if I take off my clothes,
will I be cool like you?

744
00:36:42,898 --> 00:36:44,099
Maybe.

745
00:36:44,099 --> 00:36:46,634
Tits are good, tits are good.

746
00:36:46,634 --> 00:36:49,171
Henry like I'm always tellin'
you, we need more tits.

747
00:36:49,171 --> 00:36:50,572
Tits sell.

748
00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:52,674
You're a
disgrace to the sisterhood.

749
00:36:53,976 --> 00:36:56,478
Janey, in this
business, tits mean money

750
00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:57,946
and money means power.

751
00:36:57,946 --> 00:37:01,817
Any female power, regardless
of where it comes from,

752
00:37:01,817 --> 00:37:03,218
is great for the sisterhood.

753
00:37:04,452 --> 00:37:06,088
You're twisted.

754
00:37:06,088 --> 00:37:07,722
She's worse than
that, girlfriend.

755
00:37:07,722 --> 00:37:09,792
You're right,
she's totally spun.

756
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,761
Okay girls, the
bitchfest is over.

757
00:37:12,761 --> 00:37:14,262
Thank you.

758
00:37:14,262 --> 00:37:16,031
Now we have to set up
for the big payoff scene.

759
00:37:16,031 --> 00:37:16,865
What's that?

760
00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:18,333
This is my idea.

761
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:21,569
We've got you running
through the woods

762
00:37:21,569 --> 00:37:24,706
carrying a bloody ax
as a psycho killer

763
00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:26,708
chasing the rest of the band.

764
00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:28,276
I don't like that.

765
00:37:28,276 --> 00:37:29,477
It's sick.

766
00:37:29,477 --> 00:37:32,380
Henry, consider her
our test audience.

767
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,581
She just told you that

768
00:37:33,581 --> 00:37:36,952
she finds the idea
absolutely revolting.

769
00:37:36,952 --> 00:37:38,420
Then it's perfect.

770
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:41,423
Yeah, it's perfectly
revolting and it's stupid.

771
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,125
That's not Dez's image.

772
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:46,361
He's supposed to be
cool, not Norman Bates.

773
00:37:46,361 --> 00:37:51,333
Janey, I manage this band
and I thought we agreed that

774
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,336
after we fired Bobby,
you would butt out.

775
00:37:55,637 --> 00:37:56,805
Speaking of butts, Gina.

776
00:37:56,805 --> 00:37:59,707
Don't worry, no
pubes just your butt.

777
00:37:59,707 --> 00:38:01,944
So I have to be
completely naked for this?

778
00:38:01,944 --> 00:38:03,645
Don't worry about
your cellulite, darling.

779
00:38:03,645 --> 00:38:06,714
I'll be using a very soft lens.

780
00:38:06,714 --> 00:38:10,886
Trust me, I've made
pigs look kosher.

781
00:38:11,954 --> 00:38:14,522
There's a little time left.

782
00:38:14,522 --> 00:38:17,159
Why don't you get
something to eat?

783
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:20,395
By the time you've purged,
we'll be ready to shoot.

784
00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:24,366
I knew I shouldn't
have taken this job.

785
00:38:24,366 --> 00:38:26,869
What, this band's not
good enough for you?

786
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,336
You was fine a couple
minutes ago, baby.

787
00:38:28,336 --> 00:38:29,571
You know what?

788
00:38:29,571 --> 00:38:30,372
I don't need to take
this shit anymore.

789
00:38:30,372 --> 00:38:31,573
Alright, that's it!

790
00:38:31,573 --> 00:38:33,541
I'm not taking
this shit anymore!

791
00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,111
I am in charge here and
you're goin' to do what I say.

792
00:38:36,111 --> 00:38:37,880
Now get your little
pretty asses back up

793
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,282
on the stage and do
it now or next week

794
00:38:40,282 --> 00:38:42,317
you're gonna be flippin'
burgers at Ox-ar!

795
00:38:42,317 --> 00:38:43,919
Move it!

796
00:38:43,919 --> 00:38:44,752
Yes, sir.

797
00:38:47,022 --> 00:38:49,657
Henry, pitter patter.

798
00:38:50,825 --> 00:38:52,394
That was great;
you were blazin'.

799
00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:54,096
I didn't know you had it in you.

800
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,632
I can be quite
butch when I have to.

801
00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,738
How 'bout the little
surprise you promised me?

802
00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:05,240
Is that the only
reason you came out here?

803
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,642
Oh c'mon baby, don't
hold out on me now.

804
00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:09,811
You know what?

805
00:39:09,811 --> 00:39:11,179
You would've been great
with that Bobby guy.

806
00:39:11,179 --> 00:39:12,948
What's that supposed to mean?

807
00:39:12,948 --> 00:39:15,918
Because all you wanna do
is get high all the time.

808
00:39:18,786 --> 00:39:20,288
Oh, so you think
I'd be good at psycho?

809
00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:21,256
No, baby.

810
00:39:21,256 --> 00:39:22,891
C'mon listen, let's drop this

811
00:39:22,891 --> 00:39:25,227
before we go somewhere
that we don't want it to.

812
00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:28,563
Besides, I have
something for you.

813
00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:31,433
Ooh, I like this game.

814
00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:35,603
Is this something I'm gonna
wanna put in my mouth?

815
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,909
- Check it out.
- Oh wow.

816
00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:43,778
Hey this isn't that stuff with
the rocket ship on it, is it?

817
00:39:43,778 --> 00:39:45,213
I read on the internet
that this stuff

818
00:39:45,213 --> 00:39:47,049
was putting kids
in the hospital.

819
00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:48,183
No, baby.

820
00:39:48,183 --> 00:39:49,918
This stuff is the bomb.

821
00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:51,686
My cousin makes
this out in Perdue.

822
00:39:54,389 --> 00:39:55,790
What are you doing?

823
00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,593
You don't see any water
around here, do you?

824
00:39:58,593 --> 00:40:00,929
We'll just have to wash
it down with some spit.

825
00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:15,743
It's bitter, like
the kiss of death.

826
00:40:15,743 --> 00:40:17,512
Isn't that a line
from one of your songs?

827
00:40:17,512 --> 00:40:20,182
Yeah, that dude Bobby wrote it.

828
00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:21,749
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to bring him up again.

829
00:40:21,749 --> 00:40:22,817
Hey, I don't care.

830
00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:24,152
That dude's past history.

831
00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:25,720
He was fired and that's that.

832
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,922
Besides, I heard that
dude was nothing but

833
00:40:27,922 --> 00:40:29,691
a druggie scumbag anyway.

834
00:40:29,691 --> 00:40:30,925
He got what he deserved.

835
00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:32,160
You're not worried
about him at all?

836
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,762
No, why should I be
worried about that dude?

837
00:40:34,762 --> 00:40:36,431
Yeah, why should you
be worried about him?

838
00:40:36,431 --> 00:40:40,102
Just because he's on angel
dust and he's a total psycho.

839
00:40:40,102 --> 00:40:41,403
He doesn't even know me.

840
00:40:41,403 --> 00:40:43,438
No, you're just the
guy that replaced him

841
00:40:43,438 --> 00:40:45,073
and went on to
get a record deal.

842
00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:46,574
Hey, I play bass too.

843
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,710
If that dude did come
back and he kills us guys,

844
00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:49,677
check me out.

845
00:40:49,677 --> 00:40:50,912
I'll just switch instruments.

846
00:40:50,912 --> 00:40:52,714
Yeah.

847
00:40:52,714 --> 00:40:54,182
What good's a dead band?

848
00:40:54,182 --> 00:40:55,417
Depends on how you die, right?

849
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,685
Check it out, let's
say Bobby did come back

850
00:40:57,685 --> 00:40:59,354
and he kills Frankie and Dez.

851
00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:01,123
Think about it,
the publicity alone

852
00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:03,358
would sell millions of records.

853
00:41:03,358 --> 00:41:04,359
Oh, like Lynyrd Skynyrd.

854
00:41:04,359 --> 00:41:05,893
Got killed in the plane crash.

855
00:41:05,893 --> 00:41:07,996
No one would known who they
were without that happening.

856
00:41:07,996 --> 00:41:09,097
No way, baby.

857
00:41:10,232 --> 00:41:11,066
Free bird!

858
00:41:11,066 --> 00:41:11,899
- Woo.
- Woo!

859
00:41:15,403 --> 00:41:16,671
What if we get lost?

860
00:41:16,671 --> 00:41:17,872
I'm not worried
about that, babe.

861
00:41:17,872 --> 00:41:19,141
I'm more concerned
with the ghost

862
00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:22,777
that they say haunts
this place.

863
00:41:22,777 --> 00:41:23,611
Shut up.

864
00:41:24,579 --> 00:41:25,847
What is this place anyway?

865
00:41:25,847 --> 00:41:28,216
I don't know, it's
some kinda weird

866
00:41:28,216 --> 00:41:30,452
abandoned ghost
town or something.

867
00:41:30,452 --> 00:41:33,021
- Ti's creepy.
- I think it's a trip.

868
00:41:33,021 --> 00:41:35,257
Come on, follow me.

869
00:41:39,894 --> 00:41:41,229
Who is it?

870
00:41:41,229 --> 00:41:43,198
The person that
signs your checks!

871
00:41:43,198 --> 00:41:44,132
I need you!

872
00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,102
Fine.

873
00:41:47,102 --> 00:41:49,237
Stay there, I'm coming out.

874
00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:50,605
Pumpkin had a accident.

875
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,641
These guys are so pathetic.

876
00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:56,044
Please, I've worked with
everyone in this business.

877
00:41:56,044 --> 00:41:58,680
This is absolutely the
most unprofessional group

878
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,182
that I ever dealt with.

879
00:42:00,182 --> 00:42:02,350
Now you can imagine
what I been going through.

880
00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:03,451
I don't have to imagine.

881
00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:05,653
It's real, it's a nightmare.

882
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:06,488
A nightmare.

883
00:42:07,789 --> 00:42:09,491
Did you find Sal?

884
00:42:09,491 --> 00:42:10,925
What, Sal didn't tell
you where he was goin'?

885
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:12,127
They probably went off

886
00:42:12,127 --> 00:42:14,062
to have a little
party of their own.

887
00:42:14,062 --> 00:42:16,498
Why don't you two
get in the golf cart

888
00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:18,833
and go and find them?

889
00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:24,306
It's okay.

890
00:42:25,273 --> 00:42:26,241
Woohoo!

891
00:42:26,241 --> 00:42:27,075
- Woo!
- Woo!

892
00:42:27,942 --> 00:42:29,577
Baby, this place is awesome!

893
00:42:29,577 --> 00:42:30,812
Look at this place.

894
00:42:30,812 --> 00:42:32,046
You know what?

895
00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:33,281
I think I've seen it
in a movie before.

896
00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:34,616
Let's go check out
some of the sets.

897
00:42:34,616 --> 00:42:36,418
Let's check out
everything in here.

898
00:42:39,321 --> 00:42:43,725
Oh my god, is
this the set from ER?

899
00:42:43,725 --> 00:42:44,926
- Cool.
- Woohoo!

900
00:42:47,129 --> 00:42:48,496
Man, this place is awesome.

901
00:42:50,665 --> 00:42:52,066
Hey Sal, look.

902
00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,000
It's blood.

903
00:42:56,504 --> 00:42:59,574
That's weird.

904
00:42:59,574 --> 00:43:01,909
No seriously, this stuff
looks like real blood.

905
00:43:04,912 --> 00:43:06,148
What was that?

906
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:06,981
Maybe it's
the X kickin' in.

907
00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:08,516
No baby, I'm serious.

908
00:43:08,516 --> 00:43:09,717
There's something wrong.

909
00:43:15,557 --> 00:43:17,159
This can't be real.

910
00:43:17,992 --> 00:43:18,793
Sal?

911
00:43:20,562 --> 00:43:21,396
Sal?

912
00:43:31,939 --> 00:43:32,774
Hey.

913
00:43:34,008 --> 00:43:35,310
Hey.

914
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,644
It was really bright
of your friend Sal

915
00:43:36,644 --> 00:43:38,045
to take off like that.

916
00:43:38,045 --> 00:43:41,616
Nobody ever actually
accused Sal of bein' a genius.

917
00:43:41,616 --> 00:43:43,518
Maybe I oughta fire him too.

918
00:43:45,153 --> 00:43:46,821
It's not that funny, alright?

919
00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:47,989
Chill out.

920
00:43:47,989 --> 00:43:50,124
No, I'm really gettin'
tired of the whole

921
00:43:50,124 --> 00:43:52,427
wicked bitch of
the west routine.

922
00:43:52,427 --> 00:43:53,361
Well I'm getting a little tired

923
00:43:53,361 --> 00:43:55,797
of the whiner from Oz routine.

924
00:43:57,165 --> 00:43:59,634
Besides, you can be so replaced.

925
00:43:59,634 --> 00:44:01,336
No, you're the one
who can be replaced.

926
00:44:01,336 --> 00:44:03,738
No, you can be replaced!

927
00:44:04,906 --> 00:44:06,408
Besides, I'm all you got left.

928
00:44:08,142 --> 00:44:11,213
You must be forgetting about
our little friend, Janey.

929
00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:12,814
Because we still have her, dude.

930
00:44:18,986 --> 00:44:20,622
You're such a dick.

931
00:44:20,622 --> 00:44:22,457
Maybe you should chill out.

932
00:44:22,457 --> 00:44:25,460
You've worked too hard to have
it all killed in one night.

933
00:44:26,328 --> 00:44:28,763
Okay.

934
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,466
Okay?

935
00:44:31,466 --> 00:44:33,768
Now let's go find
this idiot, Sal.

936
00:44:45,447 --> 00:44:46,981
Gotcha!

937
00:44:46,981 --> 00:44:49,217
You're funny.

938
00:44:49,217 --> 00:44:51,819
I think I scared
the hell outta you.

939
00:44:51,819 --> 00:44:53,488
Nah I don't scare
that easy, baby.

940
00:44:53,488 --> 00:44:54,322
No?

941
00:44:54,322 --> 00:44:55,723
Tough guy.

942
00:44:55,723 --> 00:44:58,025
What's next, what are we doin'?

943
00:44:58,025 --> 00:45:00,127
I was thinkin'
we could rehearse.

944
00:45:00,127 --> 00:45:01,529
- Yeah?
- Maybe work on that part

945
00:45:01,529 --> 00:45:03,865
of the scene where
you get naked.

946
00:45:03,865 --> 00:45:07,235
You know
I don't get naked.

947
00:45:07,235 --> 00:45:09,170
C'mon baby, you know the drill.

948
00:45:09,170 --> 00:45:10,171
What, do you think
you got this part

949
00:45:10,171 --> 00:45:11,806
'cause you're a great actor?

950
00:45:11,806 --> 00:45:13,708
What the hell are
you talkin' about?

951
00:45:15,477 --> 00:45:17,178
Ya ever hear the old expression,

952
00:45:17,178 --> 00:45:18,946
"Ass, gas or grass.

953
00:45:18,946 --> 00:45:21,316
"Nobody rids for free?"

954
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:23,751
Alright, listen here.

955
00:45:23,751 --> 00:45:27,289
You're not exactly a
rockstar, so chill out.

956
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:29,991
I'm sorry, that's
exactly what I am.

957
00:45:29,991 --> 00:45:31,493
I am a rockstar.

958
00:45:31,493 --> 00:45:33,595
By the way, you gotta get
naked for this video anyway.

959
00:45:33,595 --> 00:45:35,763
Why don't you start
practicing right here?

960
00:45:35,763 --> 00:45:36,631
That'd be good.

961
00:45:36,631 --> 00:45:38,132
No, I don't.

962
00:45:38,132 --> 00:45:40,134
This job sucks anyway.

963
00:45:40,134 --> 00:45:42,537
I fucking quit, rockstar.

964
00:45:42,537 --> 00:45:43,871
The fuck you talkin' about?

965
00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,673
I'm a rockstar and you
just can't handle it.

966
00:45:45,673 --> 00:45:46,508
That's your problem.

967
00:45:46,508 --> 00:45:47,342
Whatever.

968
00:46:14,602 --> 00:46:15,437
Sal?

969
00:46:17,305 --> 00:46:18,139
Sal?

970
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:25,547
C'mon Sal, stop fooling around.

971
00:46:25,547 --> 00:46:26,948
This isn't funny!

972
00:46:29,717 --> 00:46:30,818
Alright, I'm leaving.

973
00:46:30,818 --> 00:46:33,220
You are totally blowing it.

974
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,476
Goddammit, I hate you!

975
00:46:56,344 --> 00:46:57,912
Aw baby, come on.

976
00:46:59,847 --> 00:47:01,449
Hey.

977
00:47:01,449 --> 00:47:02,684
Baby,

978
00:47:02,684 --> 00:47:04,886
come on, I'm just
playin' around.

979
00:47:04,886 --> 00:47:06,588
It's like I just
feel good tonight.

980
00:47:06,588 --> 00:47:08,790
I feel like something
good's gonna happen.

981
00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:10,257
I think it's the
ecstasy you're feeling.

982
00:47:10,257 --> 00:47:12,093
No baby, it's you.

983
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,635
I'm not even high yet.

984
00:47:20,635 --> 00:47:22,269
Don't you think we
should be getting back?

985
00:47:22,269 --> 00:47:23,538
Don't worry about that.

986
00:47:25,306 --> 00:47:27,909
They're not even gonna
get started for a while.

987
00:47:27,909 --> 00:47:30,011
What do you say we
go to The Lost World?

988
00:47:30,011 --> 00:47:31,012
I know you like big things.

989
00:47:31,012 --> 00:47:32,914
You wanna go see the dinosaurs?

990
00:47:32,914 --> 00:47:34,382
They have dinosaurs there?

991
00:47:34,382 --> 00:47:36,784
Ooh yeah, in fact I
heard they have a new one.

992
00:47:36,784 --> 00:47:38,786
It's a one-eyed bronto.

993
00:47:40,522 --> 00:47:41,355
Let's go.

994
00:48:01,776 --> 00:48:03,244
Where have you been?

995
00:48:03,244 --> 00:48:04,311
I just went out
for a little walk.

996
00:48:04,311 --> 00:48:06,147
With that actress?

997
00:48:06,147 --> 00:48:08,315
You don't have to be
jealous, I got rid of her.

998
00:48:08,315 --> 00:48:09,551
What?

999
00:48:09,551 --> 00:48:10,485
We didn't need her anymore.

1000
00:48:10,485 --> 00:48:12,620
But we're not even finished.

1001
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,322
Oh yeah, it's too late now.

1002
00:48:15,322 --> 00:48:17,124
We'll just have to
work around that.

1003
00:48:48,222 --> 00:48:50,324
Babe, these guys
have been working on

1004
00:48:50,324 --> 00:48:52,393
getting a record deal for years.

1005
00:48:52,393 --> 00:48:54,562
Do you know how lucky we are?

1006
00:48:55,897 --> 00:48:57,732
We like cruise right in.

1007
00:48:57,732 --> 00:49:00,001
We get to enjoy all the fruits.

1008
00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:01,569
Do you know how huge that is?

1009
00:49:02,770 --> 00:49:03,838
Don't get on your
high horse too soon.

1010
00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,940
You haven't sold
any records yet.

1011
00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:07,441
We totally will, baby.

1012
00:49:10,011 --> 00:49:12,947
Sal, if we conceived
a baby right now,

1013
00:49:14,482 --> 00:49:17,118
would it be high on X forever?

1014
00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,419
Oh baby, come on.

1015
00:49:18,419 --> 00:49:20,121
Please baby, don't
make me say it.

1016
00:49:23,491 --> 00:49:25,560
Let's check the rest
of this place out.

1017
00:49:27,328 --> 00:49:28,596
Lead the way.

1018
00:49:35,703 --> 00:49:37,572
When we finish this
ridiculous shoot,

1019
00:49:37,572 --> 00:49:40,274
we can go to the
park and you can meet

1020
00:49:40,274 --> 00:49:42,276
that little doggie
that you played with.

1021
00:49:43,711 --> 00:49:48,215
Pumpkin, if you were a human
being, we would live together.

1022
00:49:48,215 --> 00:49:50,652
But you're a dog
and we still do.

1023
00:49:51,819 --> 00:49:52,654
What do you see?

1024
00:49:52,654 --> 00:49:53,788
Nothing's there.

1025
00:49:53,788 --> 00:49:54,789
Are you tired?

1026
00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:57,892
I am so tired of
this shoot thing.

1027
00:50:12,073 --> 00:50:14,809
It's such a beautiful night.

1028
00:50:14,809 --> 00:50:16,310
Have you thought at all
about what you're gonna do

1029
00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:17,879
if this band doesn't make it?

1030
00:50:19,246 --> 00:50:21,849
I'm not
worried about that, babe.

1031
00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:24,318
Your daddy can make it
happen for us in a second.

1032
00:50:25,352 --> 00:50:27,188
I'm not so sure about that.

1033
00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:28,422
What do you mean?

1034
00:50:29,657 --> 00:50:32,026
I was asking him
about that and he says,

1035
00:50:32,026 --> 00:50:33,394
"Maybe I should
see how you guys do

1036
00:50:33,394 --> 00:50:35,362
"without all the extra help."

1037
00:50:35,362 --> 00:50:38,332
Everybody needs help.

1038
00:50:38,332 --> 00:50:40,334
This old business
is run on grease.

1039
00:50:40,334 --> 00:50:42,103
Yeah, but he says that if
the only way you can make it

1040
00:50:42,103 --> 00:50:43,771
is because I'm your girlfriend,

1041
00:50:43,771 --> 00:50:45,873
then you probably don't
have what it takes

1042
00:50:45,873 --> 00:50:47,441
to be successful without me.

1043
00:50:47,441 --> 00:50:50,011
Wait a minute Janey, did
your daddy say that to you

1044
00:50:50,011 --> 00:50:51,145
or did you say that to him?

1045
00:50:51,145 --> 00:50:52,279
Doesn't matter.

1046
00:50:52,279 --> 00:50:53,681
Your CD sucks.

1047
00:50:53,681 --> 00:50:55,449
No one's gonna buy it
regardless of who you're dating.

1048
00:50:55,449 --> 00:50:59,954
Whoa, you're
sayin' our CD sucks?!

1049
00:50:59,954 --> 00:51:03,324
No I think it's
great, but I know you.

1050
00:51:03,324 --> 00:51:04,091
Do you, Janey?

1051
00:51:04,992 --> 00:51:06,460
If I didn't know better,

1052
00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:08,095
I'd say you're tryin' to start
a fight here or something.

1053
00:51:08,095 --> 00:51:09,697
Now you're accusing
me of bein' a liar?

1054
00:51:09,697 --> 00:51:11,165
What are you talking about?

1055
00:51:12,566 --> 00:51:13,901
I just don't know what's
gotten into you lately, Janey,

1056
00:51:13,901 --> 00:51:14,736
or who.

1057
00:51:17,705 --> 00:51:18,973
That has to be
the stupidest thing

1058
00:51:18,973 --> 00:51:21,175
I have ever heard you say.

1059
00:51:21,175 --> 00:51:22,677
This could go on all night.

1060
00:51:22,677 --> 00:51:24,912
Yeah, especially if you
keep twisting all my words.

1061
00:51:31,318 --> 00:51:32,386
I'm sorry, Janey.

1062
00:51:32,386 --> 00:51:35,156
I just don't wanna be the sucker

1063
00:51:35,156 --> 00:51:38,525
in this relationship for
bein' faithful to you.

1064
00:51:38,525 --> 00:51:39,560
Do you mean that?

1065
00:51:40,795 --> 00:51:41,629
Yeah.

1066
00:51:43,597 --> 00:51:45,232
I really wanna believe
that you're not like

1067
00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:47,134
the rest of the
guys in the band.

1068
00:51:47,134 --> 00:51:48,636
That's for sure, babe.

1069
00:51:51,372 --> 00:51:52,339
I'm a one-woman guy.

1070
00:51:59,313 --> 00:52:01,348
Where the hell are they?

1071
00:52:01,348 --> 00:52:03,284
You think they could
be more responsible.

1072
00:52:03,284 --> 00:52:04,919
No, you don't know Sal.

1073
00:52:04,919 --> 00:52:07,121
He's about as mature
as a five year old kid.

1074
00:52:08,289 --> 00:52:09,724
Doesn't it bother
you to have to depend

1075
00:52:09,724 --> 00:52:11,826
on someone like that
for your career?

1076
00:52:11,826 --> 00:52:14,161
No baby, all
rockers are the same.

1077
00:52:14,161 --> 00:52:16,497
They're all immature,
they're insane.

1078
00:52:16,497 --> 00:52:19,100
They're irresponsible,
they're bastards.

1079
00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:20,802
That's including me, baby.

1080
00:52:20,802 --> 00:52:23,170
Yeah, but they sure look good.

1081
00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:25,339
Yeah, you do too.

1082
00:52:25,339 --> 00:52:26,440
Alright, let's go searching.

1083
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,675
C'mon.

1084
00:52:33,147 --> 00:52:35,817
Here you go, nonfat hazelnut.

1085
00:52:35,817 --> 00:52:37,351
Thanks, triple shot?

1086
00:52:37,351 --> 00:52:38,219
Yes.

1087
00:52:39,787 --> 00:52:42,957
You could go all night
on the espresso I make.

1088
00:52:42,957 --> 00:52:45,559
Thanks, I'm really
gonna need it tonight.

1089
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:48,429
Hey I was wondering,
maybe you'd be interested

1090
00:52:48,429 --> 00:52:51,733
in looking at some photos
of me back at my place.

1091
00:52:53,134 --> 00:52:54,135
I'm an actress.

1092
00:52:55,069 --> 00:52:56,337
Really?

1093
00:52:56,337 --> 00:52:59,106
You're an actress
in Los Angeles?

1094
00:52:59,106 --> 00:52:59,907
How unusual.

1095
00:53:00,842 --> 00:53:01,642
Yeah.

1096
00:53:03,144 --> 00:53:08,049
I would do just about anything
to be in your next picture.

1097
00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:10,952
Dear me.

1098
00:53:12,686 --> 00:53:15,489
Have you at all noticed that
I'm carrying a tiny dog,

1099
00:53:16,891 --> 00:53:19,393
I'm much sassier than you are
and I'm wearing Scoundrel?

1100
00:53:21,395 --> 00:53:23,497
I thought that
you might be kinky.

1101
00:53:27,068 --> 00:53:29,103
You have a great face.

1102
00:53:29,103 --> 00:53:30,437
You ever consider doing porn?

1103
00:53:30,437 --> 00:53:34,208
I think they pay like
3K a day, four for anal.

1104
00:53:35,442 --> 00:53:36,477
How do I break in?

1105
00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:41,415
Get yourself a little
thong, a skimpy top,

1106
00:53:41,415 --> 00:53:45,052
and stand on any corner in
Chatsworth munchin' a corn dog.

1107
00:53:45,052 --> 00:53:45,887
You'll break in.

1108
00:53:46,854 --> 00:53:47,688
Thanks.

1109
00:53:50,124 --> 00:53:51,793
Don't be jealous, Pumpkin.

1110
00:53:53,294 --> 00:53:55,729
Hers are bigger than yours,
but you have more of them.

1111
00:53:55,729 --> 00:53:57,932
Props to the set please.

1112
00:53:57,932 --> 00:53:59,333
Props, come in.

1113
00:54:01,769 --> 00:54:02,669
Ooh yeah.

1114
00:54:05,539 --> 00:54:06,607
Oh yeah, baby.

1115
00:54:06,607 --> 00:54:07,441
Look at this.

1116
00:54:10,344 --> 00:54:11,178
Young.

1117
00:54:11,178 --> 00:54:13,747
Oh yes.

1118
00:54:13,747 --> 00:54:14,681
Yeah, baby.

1119
00:54:16,517 --> 00:54:18,419
Yeah, that's it, c'mon.

1120
00:54:46,914 --> 00:54:50,818
Let me guess,
either too much tofu

1121
00:54:50,818 --> 00:54:54,388
or your boyfriend's
being an asshole again.

1122
00:54:55,823 --> 00:54:57,992
I'm just tryin' to figure
out if he's really sincere

1123
00:54:57,992 --> 00:55:00,461
or if he's just using
me because of my father.

1124
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,197
Those kinds of motivations

1125
00:55:03,197 --> 00:55:05,867
aren't necessarily
mutually exclusive.

1126
00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:09,270
I've done many opportunists
that were extremely genuine.

1127
00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:11,172
Here's the deal, darling.

1128
00:55:11,172 --> 00:55:13,074
Life is very complicated.

1129
00:55:13,074 --> 00:55:16,944
Don't sweat the details and
learn to trust your emotions.

1130
00:55:16,944 --> 00:55:20,281
Yeah, but sometimes I
get blinded by my emotions

1131
00:55:20,281 --> 00:55:23,284
and the people I love
take advantage of me.

1132
00:55:23,284 --> 00:55:24,785
That's perfectly normal.

1133
00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:29,023
When it comes to
romance, love is blind

1134
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,393
and the guide dog needs glasses.

1135
00:55:32,393 --> 00:55:36,063
Props to set please.

1136
00:55:36,063 --> 00:55:37,464
Anybody know where props is?

1137
00:55:38,332 --> 00:55:40,501
Anybody seen Fred around.

1138
00:55:42,003 --> 00:55:44,305
I'm tired of looking
for those guys.

1139
00:55:44,305 --> 00:55:46,573
Hey, wait a minute.

1140
00:55:48,209 --> 00:55:51,045
What do you say we check
this set out real quick?

1141
00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:52,846
We gotta get back.

1142
00:55:52,846 --> 00:55:55,616
Nah, we ain't gotta do nothin'.

1143
00:55:55,616 --> 00:55:57,218
What do you mean?

1144
00:55:57,218 --> 00:55:59,753
I say we make a little history.

1145
00:56:01,722 --> 00:56:04,725
That'll be a story we could
tell the rest of our lives.

1146
00:56:04,725 --> 00:56:08,595
That's right.

1147
00:56:08,595 --> 00:56:13,367
This is the set of one of the
coolest flicks of all time.

1148
00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:18,039
Say we do it right
here?

1149
00:56:23,544 --> 00:56:24,946
Baby, you look so good.

1150
00:56:28,082 --> 00:56:29,883
At least we know no
one will bother us.

1151
00:56:29,883 --> 00:56:33,187
That's right.

1152
00:56:49,870 --> 00:56:51,705
Wait, I'm
not finished yet.

1153
00:56:51,705 --> 00:56:55,776
That's alright, I'll
finish you up in a second.

1154
00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,066
There's three phases
to romantic love.

1155
00:57:19,066 --> 00:57:20,601
You're in the first phase now.

1156
00:57:20,601 --> 00:57:25,606
That deals with lust,
infatuation and desire.

1157
00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:26,573
Sounds familiar.

1158
00:57:27,874 --> 00:57:29,476
The second phase is nasty

1159
00:57:29,476 --> 00:57:33,214
and that lust turns
to obligation.

1160
00:57:33,214 --> 00:57:36,783
Infatuation changes
to indifference

1161
00:57:36,783 --> 00:57:38,919
and desire fades to black.

1162
00:57:38,919 --> 00:57:41,122
Oh god, that sounds even worse.

1163
00:57:42,289 --> 00:57:44,125
It is; that's
where you end up.

1164
00:57:45,192 --> 00:57:49,063
But the third stage is the best.

1165
00:57:49,063 --> 00:57:51,298
That's when you get the wisdom

1166
00:57:51,298 --> 00:57:56,303
to realize that ultimately
you're all alone.

1167
00:57:57,471 --> 00:57:59,906
Of course you have
lovers and friends,

1168
00:57:59,906 --> 00:58:04,078
but you don't have your
happiness rely on their existence.

1169
00:58:04,078 --> 00:58:06,213
It's not a matter
of life and death.

1170
00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:10,117
Unless you're in love
with Michael Myers.

1171
00:58:10,117 --> 00:58:11,885
Michael Myers.

1172
00:58:13,354 --> 00:58:17,358
I always thought that his
rubber mask was a cop-out.

1173
00:58:17,358 --> 00:58:20,527
I much favored Mr.
Freddy Krueger.

1174
00:58:20,527 --> 00:58:25,332
Now that man had style and
an amazing fashion sense.

1175
00:58:25,332 --> 00:58:27,634
I loved his nails.

1176
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:31,272
Well he does have
a lot of personality.

1177
00:58:31,272 --> 00:58:32,239
Exactly.

1178
00:58:33,674 --> 00:58:37,544
If you're gonna be going
out with a psycho rocker,

1179
00:58:37,544 --> 00:58:41,348
make sure that he has
lots of personality.

1180
00:58:41,348 --> 00:58:43,050
Too late for that now.

1181
00:58:43,050 --> 00:58:45,052
Hey listen, we
searched Hunchback.

1182
00:58:45,052 --> 00:58:45,952
We searched Psycho lot.

1183
00:58:45,952 --> 00:58:46,887
We searched everywhere.

1184
00:58:46,887 --> 00:58:48,655
We can't find anything, nothin'.

1185
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:49,690
Someone's gonna have to find

1186
00:58:49,690 --> 00:58:52,193
the grips and your lead singer.

1187
00:58:52,193 --> 00:58:53,460
This is weird.

1188
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,262
Something strange
is going on here.

1189
00:58:55,262 --> 00:58:57,331
This is why I don't
like to do rock videos.

1190
00:58:57,331 --> 00:58:58,699
I know, musicians.

1191
00:58:58,699 --> 00:59:00,134
They're always
such prima donnas.

1192
00:59:00,134 --> 00:59:01,068
Thank you.

1193
00:59:01,068 --> 00:59:02,569
Hey, do me a favor please.

1194
00:59:02,569 --> 00:59:03,804
Get back in the golf cart,

1195
00:59:03,804 --> 00:59:05,539
go out there, try
and find something.

1196
00:59:05,539 --> 00:59:07,040
I need a camera.

1197
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,543
I need my lighting rig, the
grips, the band, anything.

1198
00:59:09,543 --> 00:59:11,245
I can't shoot this
thing without them.

1199
00:59:11,245 --> 00:59:12,913
I need a million dollars.

1200
00:59:12,913 --> 00:59:15,249
Listen, call Regis or
learn how to play guitar.

1201
00:59:15,249 --> 00:59:17,684
- Just go, please?
- Okay, okay.

1202
00:59:19,086 --> 00:59:20,354
What a good little rocker.

1203
00:59:21,655 --> 00:59:22,956
I like his hair all spiky.

1204
00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:38,539
Baby, this is like a trip.

1205
00:59:39,906 --> 00:59:42,209
We're like in the middle
of a movie together.

1206
00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,346
Sal, that's the X kicking in.

1207
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:53,720
Ooh, baby.

1208
00:59:59,193 --> 01:00:00,461
You're like amazing.

1209
01:00:04,431 --> 01:00:05,266
Awesome.

1210
01:00:09,102 --> 01:00:11,372
Oh yeah, keep doin' that baby.

1211
01:00:11,372 --> 01:00:12,206
Yeah.

1212
01:00:19,713 --> 01:00:21,182
Baby, there's
somebody behind you.

1213
01:00:24,318 --> 01:00:26,187
I don't see anything.

1214
01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:27,521
What the fuck?

1215
01:00:28,422 --> 01:00:30,691
What the fuck is goin' on here?!

1216
01:00:30,691 --> 01:00:31,592
Sal, calm down.

1217
01:00:31,592 --> 01:00:32,526
You're high!

1218
01:00:32,526 --> 01:00:34,528
What the fuck is going on?!

1219
01:00:34,528 --> 01:00:37,531
Oh my god, there was
fuckin' somebody behind you.

1220
01:00:37,531 --> 01:00:39,866
Sal, there's nobody there!

1221
01:00:41,001 --> 01:00:43,237
Sal, you're high, come back.

1222
01:00:55,382 --> 01:00:57,284
Sorry dude, now
everybody's missin'.

1223
01:00:57,284 --> 01:00:59,820
I can't find Stephanie,
the band or the chicks.

1224
01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:02,556
That's just fucking great.

1225
01:01:02,556 --> 01:01:04,958
You bozos get the
opportunity of a lifetime

1226
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,760
and you can't get
your act together.

1227
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:11,164
Okay, get me Gina and
we'll do her scene next.

1228
01:01:11,164 --> 01:01:12,333
She's gone.

1229
01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,100
- Oh that's great!
- I thought you went off

1230
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:16,270
to the back lot with
her to rehearse.

1231
01:01:16,270 --> 01:01:18,872
Hey yo, that bitch
was hittin' on me.

1232
01:01:18,872 --> 01:01:20,607
I let her know I
wasn't interested.

1233
01:01:20,607 --> 01:01:22,476
Who the hell cares about that?

1234
01:01:22,476 --> 01:01:24,611
The point is I have
a scene to shoot

1235
01:01:24,611 --> 01:01:26,146
and I don't have my actress.

1236
01:01:26,146 --> 01:01:29,250
I need her here now.

1237
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,684
No you don't, Henry.

1238
01:01:30,684 --> 01:01:32,085
I'll do the scene.

1239
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,323
Oh, you'll do the scene.

1240
01:01:37,224 --> 01:01:38,659
That's interesting, isn't it?

1241
01:01:38,659 --> 01:01:41,362
I might as well get
something out of this night.

1242
01:01:41,362 --> 01:01:43,530
Besides, I'm sure that Dez

1243
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:46,099
would rather have me
in his video anyway.

1244
01:01:46,099 --> 01:01:48,269
Isn't that right, Dez?

1245
01:01:52,205 --> 01:01:53,006
Well,

1246
01:01:55,476 --> 01:01:56,843
yeah!

1247
01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:58,479
But I'm not getting naked.

1248
01:01:58,479 --> 01:02:02,483
Actually it may
be a far better idea

1249
01:02:02,483 --> 01:02:05,919
if we had singer boy
here be the naked one.

1250
01:02:05,919 --> 01:02:06,753
What?!

1251
01:02:06,753 --> 01:02:08,021
Hey, that's cool.

1252
01:02:08,021 --> 01:02:09,189
I could do the Red Hot
Chili Peppers' thing.

1253
01:02:09,189 --> 01:02:10,190
Chili pepper thing?

1254
01:02:10,190 --> 01:02:12,359
Ooh, that sounds painful.

1255
01:02:12,359 --> 01:02:15,161
No dude the band, the
Red Hot Chili Peppers.

1256
01:02:15,161 --> 01:02:17,864
They used to gig live
wearin' nothin' but a sock

1257
01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:19,400
to cover the package.

1258
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:24,338
I think that swinging dick
would be a much better dynamic.

1259
01:02:24,338 --> 01:02:27,140
It captures the
intrinsic duality

1260
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:29,476
of the entire milieu.

1261
01:02:29,476 --> 01:02:31,545
Henry, I don't think my dad

1262
01:02:31,545 --> 01:02:35,115
is gonna wanna see
Dez's swinging...

1263
01:02:35,115 --> 01:02:36,216
What you said.

1264
01:02:38,485 --> 01:02:39,320
Oh my god;

1265
01:02:41,355 --> 01:02:43,189
this is pathetic.

1266
01:02:43,189 --> 01:02:45,258
You two have no sense of humor.

1267
01:02:45,258 --> 01:02:47,628
I was a Pepper fan
before you had pubes

1268
01:02:47,628 --> 01:02:50,030
and you can't have
a swinging cock

1269
01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:52,366
in a rock video unfortunately.

1270
01:02:54,868 --> 01:02:57,270
No nudity and no socks.

1271
01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:59,806
Dude, that is so unrealistic.

1272
01:02:59,806 --> 01:03:02,208
We're supposed to be shootin'
a scene from a horror movie.

1273
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:03,344
In every horror movie,

1274
01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:04,845
there's always
somebody gettin' naked.

1275
01:03:04,845 --> 01:03:07,681
I'll have Pumpkin take off
her sweater at the wrap party.

1276
01:03:12,553 --> 01:03:15,622
Help me!

1277
01:03:18,258 --> 01:03:19,092
Help me!

1278
01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:30,737
Help me!

1279
01:03:31,705 --> 01:03:36,710
Help me!

1280
01:03:46,687 --> 01:03:49,022
You think that psycho
rocker boyfriend of yours

1281
01:03:49,022 --> 01:03:50,323
scared off Miss Cellulite?

1282
01:03:51,257 --> 01:03:53,226
I don't know, maybe.

1283
01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:54,728
He sure has been acting weird.

1284
01:04:00,434 --> 01:04:02,268
You're still smoking?

1285
01:04:02,268 --> 01:04:03,537
Those things are gonna kill you.

1286
01:04:05,105 --> 01:04:06,006
Why do you care?

1287
01:04:08,174 --> 01:04:09,376
What've you been
sayin' about me?

1288
01:04:09,376 --> 01:04:10,611
Oh god, Dez.

1289
01:04:10,611 --> 01:04:11,678
Why do you always have
to think the whole world

1290
01:04:11,678 --> 01:04:12,746
- is talking about you?
- People,

1291
01:04:12,746 --> 01:04:14,347
are we ready to shoot here?

1292
01:04:14,347 --> 01:04:16,583
Yes, we're ready
if you want radio.

1293
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,985
But if you want visuals,
there's just a slight problem.

1294
01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:22,589
The band is missing
and there's no crew.

1295
01:04:22,589 --> 01:04:24,425
Lemme see, the
crew has disappeared

1296
01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:27,561
and now every band member
and their girlfriend.

1297
01:04:27,561 --> 01:04:29,095
Great.

1298
01:04:29,095 --> 01:04:32,566
Maybe we're bein' stalked
by a serial killer.

1299
01:04:34,401 --> 01:04:37,303
Or maybe everyone was abducted

1300
01:04:37,303 --> 01:04:40,707
by aliens disguised
as tiny dogs.

1301
01:04:41,942 --> 01:04:43,910
You guys, what if
we are being stalked?

1302
01:04:43,910 --> 01:04:45,479
By who, the ghost of Ed Wood?

1303
01:04:46,312 --> 01:04:47,648
I know who it is.

1304
01:04:47,648 --> 01:04:49,382
It's Godzilla's agent.

1305
01:04:49,382 --> 01:04:51,051
He's pissed off about
that last movie.

1306
01:04:51,051 --> 01:04:53,253
No, by Bobby.

1307
01:04:53,253 --> 01:04:55,589
He was making death threats
when he was fired from the band.

1308
01:04:55,589 --> 01:04:57,223
Please honey, you needn't worry.

1309
01:04:57,223 --> 01:04:59,960
This studio is super secure.

1310
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:03,329
The biggest stars in
the world film here.

1311
01:05:03,329 --> 01:05:05,098
Every guard has a gun.

1312
01:05:05,098 --> 01:05:06,533
Yeah, but maybe
he killed the guard.

1313
01:05:06,533 --> 01:05:08,001
That's usually how it starts.

1314
01:05:08,001 --> 01:05:12,773
In low-budget splatter movies
maybe, but not in real life.

1315
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:14,441
You don't know Bobby, Henry.

1316
01:05:14,441 --> 01:05:15,642
That dude was crazy.

1317
01:05:15,642 --> 01:05:16,843
I think we should
call the police.

1318
01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:18,779
And tell 'em what,
that we're being stalked

1319
01:05:18,779 --> 01:05:20,814
by the Phantom of the Paradise?

1320
01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:22,749
They won't come if
you don't have a corpse.

1321
01:05:22,749 --> 01:05:25,552
How do you know so
much about the police?

1322
01:05:25,552 --> 01:05:30,090
I used to date a cop,
'least dressed like one.

1323
01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:31,658
Let's go check out that spot

1324
01:05:31,658 --> 01:05:33,560
where the crew was
settin' up that equipment.

1325
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,628
- Alright, let's go.
- Young man,

1326
01:05:34,628 --> 01:05:36,029
that is an excellent idea.

1327
01:05:36,029 --> 01:05:37,263
Let's go.

1328
01:05:37,263 --> 01:05:38,465
He's gonna be a
big star, that boy.

1329
01:05:39,633 --> 01:05:41,702
Could you get your
little thing to move?

1330
01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:42,936
Come on, Pumpkin.

1331
01:05:45,271 --> 01:05:46,306
I don't do dogs.

1332
01:05:46,306 --> 01:05:48,374
That's not what I heard.

1333
01:05:53,980 --> 01:05:55,348
This is nuts.

1334
01:05:55,348 --> 01:05:56,517
Alright, I'll tell you what.

1335
01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:59,319
I'm gonna go over here,
you go down there.

1336
01:05:59,319 --> 01:06:02,623
- Looks kinda creepy.
- It's a good adrenaline rush.

1337
01:06:04,057 --> 01:06:05,892
I could think of a better
way to get an adrenaline rush.

1338
01:06:05,892 --> 01:06:06,727
Oh yeah?

1339
01:06:08,328 --> 01:06:09,663
I guess so.

1340
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:19,900
Where is everybody?

1341
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,534
This is really pissing me off.

1342
01:07:22,936 --> 01:07:24,237
I am starting to wish
there really was a murder

1343
01:07:24,237 --> 01:07:25,806
because I'll tell
you I cannot take

1344
01:07:25,806 --> 01:07:28,208
much more of this bullshit!

1345
01:07:28,208 --> 01:07:30,644
I'm gonna keep
lookin' for those guys.

1346
01:07:30,644 --> 01:07:33,146
What, with that
killer on the loose?

1347
01:07:33,146 --> 01:07:34,380
What killer?

1348
01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:35,982
It's the biggest movie
studio in the world.

1349
01:07:35,982 --> 01:07:37,550
There's more security here

1350
01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:40,253
than there are
killers on death row.

1351
01:07:40,253 --> 01:07:41,722
That sounds like
somethin' some people say

1352
01:07:41,722 --> 01:07:43,757
right before they get
their nuts put in a vice.

1353
01:07:43,757 --> 01:07:46,693
Not much chance of that
happening to me now, is there Dez?

1354
01:07:48,261 --> 01:07:49,329
Can we be serious here?

1355
01:07:49,329 --> 01:07:51,531
Like where is everybody?

1356
01:07:51,531 --> 01:07:54,100
Lemme see if I can
like figure this out.

1357
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:57,904
Three band guys are AWOL and
their band chicks are AWOL.

1358
01:07:57,904 --> 01:07:58,872
There's a toughie.

1359
01:08:00,306 --> 01:08:03,309
We're also missing our
crew and vital equipment.

1360
01:08:03,309 --> 01:08:05,511
Would you take your fucking dog?

1361
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,281
- Don't be rude.
- I say we just split up.

1362
01:08:08,281 --> 01:08:09,182
I'm gonna go north.

1363
01:08:09,182 --> 01:08:10,016
North?

1364
01:08:10,016 --> 01:08:10,851
Where the hell is north?

1365
01:08:10,851 --> 01:08:11,685
I don't know north.

1366
01:08:11,685 --> 01:08:13,019
Gimme left or right.

1367
01:08:18,591 --> 01:08:20,060
I'm going with you.

1368
01:08:20,060 --> 01:08:24,064
No no no, last thing I need
is a girl slowin' me down.

1369
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:29,369
I'm more of a woman
than you'll ever be.

1370
01:08:29,369 --> 01:08:31,437
I think I'll go take
a look around too.

1371
01:08:38,011 --> 01:08:39,379
Pumpkin has to poop.

1372
01:08:49,589 --> 01:08:50,390
Hey.

1373
01:08:52,726 --> 01:08:53,960
Dez is all by his lonesome

1374
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,596
up by the Hunchback
of Notre Dame set.

1375
01:08:58,064 --> 01:08:59,733
I'm done with killing.

1376
01:08:59,733 --> 01:09:01,334
Don't really like the hours.

1377
01:09:01,334 --> 01:09:03,837
What kinda talk is
that for a psycho killer?

1378
01:09:03,837 --> 01:09:07,373
You can't start killing people
and then stop in the middle.

1379
01:09:08,942 --> 01:09:11,878
What about the revenge for
everything that happened to you,?

1380
01:09:13,179 --> 01:09:14,815
How about that
windfall of all that

1381
01:09:14,815 --> 01:09:19,185
free publicity,
CDs, DVDs, sequels?

1382
01:09:19,185 --> 01:09:20,520
Have you lost your mind?

1383
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,055
I'm only kidding.

1384
01:09:22,055 --> 01:09:23,323
I'm a killing machine.

1385
01:09:24,224 --> 01:09:25,325
I'm a killin' machine.

1386
01:09:27,994 --> 01:09:30,663
I'm gonna give Dez's
stalker a Columbian necktie.

1387
01:09:30,663 --> 01:09:31,664
A Columbian what?

1388
01:09:35,068 --> 01:09:39,072
That's where I
slice open your throat

1389
01:09:39,072 --> 01:09:42,242
and I pull your tongue
out through the wound.

1390
01:09:44,244 --> 01:09:46,579
What's up with the knife, Bobby?

1391
01:09:46,579 --> 01:09:47,781
You're really losin' it.

1392
01:09:52,618 --> 01:09:54,454
We gotta stick
together, okay man?

1393
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,960
Alright, but Stephie?

1394
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:03,930
You know what, Bobby?

1395
01:10:03,930 --> 01:10:06,532
You can call me
that, okay; only you.

1396
01:10:06,532 --> 01:10:09,302
Okay, somethin' happened.

1397
01:10:09,302 --> 01:10:11,104
What?

1398
01:10:11,104 --> 01:10:14,540
The Chelsea chick disappeared.

1399
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,776
Huh?

1400
01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:17,177
I was chasing her
and she was gone.

1401
01:10:18,144 --> 01:10:18,979
She was gone.

1402
01:10:20,513 --> 01:10:21,347
That it?

1403
01:10:22,682 --> 01:10:23,850
That doesn't matter.

1404
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,018
No Stephie, that's fucking bad!

1405
01:10:25,018 --> 01:10:26,319
That's fucking bad, Stephie!

1406
01:10:26,319 --> 01:10:27,988
That's fucking bad!

1407
01:10:27,988 --> 01:10:29,389
That's fuckin' bad, Stephie.

1408
01:10:29,389 --> 01:10:31,157
We don't care
about her, alright?

1409
01:10:32,258 --> 01:10:33,693
Alright?

1410
01:10:33,693 --> 01:10:38,431
You wanted to get revenge
for him firing you.

1411
01:10:39,565 --> 01:10:43,469
You wanted to kill
Dez and ruin his band;

1412
01:10:43,469 --> 01:10:46,506
then let's go and get it
done before it's too late.

1413
01:10:47,673 --> 01:10:50,576
What if the bitch
already called the cops?

1414
01:10:50,576 --> 01:10:53,713
Of course she called
the cops or she will.

1415
01:10:56,149 --> 01:10:58,819
Bobby, did you think you
weren't gonna get questioned?

1416
01:10:59,786 --> 01:11:02,555
You're the first suspect.

1417
01:11:02,555 --> 01:11:05,058
You're the first person
they're gonna suspect.

1418
01:11:06,492 --> 01:11:09,195
We talked about this and
you said you didn't care!

1419
01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:11,297
You said you only
wanted revenge!

1420
01:11:13,299 --> 01:11:17,303
Nobody said anything
'bout any fucking witnesses.

1421
01:11:17,303 --> 01:11:19,105
That wasn't part of the plan

1422
01:11:20,807 --> 01:11:22,909
'cause you were
supposed to make sure

1423
01:11:22,909 --> 01:11:24,878
that nobody got
outta here alive.

1424
01:11:24,878 --> 01:11:27,147
What if she did see you?

1425
01:11:27,147 --> 01:11:29,315
It's too late!

1426
01:11:30,516 --> 01:11:32,552
What do you wanna
do about it now?

1427
01:11:35,856 --> 01:11:39,059
I'll tell you what we're
gonna do about it now.

1428
01:11:39,059 --> 01:11:43,196
I want you to go find
her and you go kill her.

1429
01:11:43,196 --> 01:11:44,865
'Cause if I go down
because of that bitch,

1430
01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:46,099
I fuckin' swear to god

1431
01:11:46,099 --> 01:11:49,202
you are goin' down
with me all the way.

1432
01:11:49,202 --> 01:11:50,403
All the way.

1433
01:12:04,184 --> 01:12:07,187
What are we gonna do if
they can't find the equipment?

1434
01:12:07,187 --> 01:12:09,289
If that happens,
then the party's over

1435
01:12:09,289 --> 01:12:12,725
and I'll just have to do the
psycho killer dream sequence

1436
01:12:12,725 --> 01:12:13,994
in some other band's video.

1437
01:12:13,994 --> 01:12:16,329
Hey, that was our idea.

1438
01:12:16,329 --> 01:12:19,765
We could do it if your
band hadn't disappeared.

1439
01:12:19,765 --> 01:12:22,635
But they have and you can't
shoot a band that's not here.

1440
01:12:22,635 --> 01:12:24,637
Besides, I recall
that you were the one

1441
01:12:24,637 --> 01:12:26,606
who was quite
offended by the idea.

1442
01:12:26,606 --> 01:12:29,609
Well it is kinda different.

1443
01:12:29,609 --> 01:12:32,645
Oh, now I see
what you're saying.

1444
01:12:32,645 --> 01:12:35,715
It's okay now because
you're going to be in it.

1445
01:12:35,715 --> 01:12:38,618
That's so funny.

1446
01:12:38,618 --> 01:12:40,686
Okay, let's see it.

1447
01:12:40,686 --> 01:12:41,821
See what?

1448
01:12:41,821 --> 01:12:43,456
Don't be coy with me, child.

1449
01:12:43,456 --> 01:12:44,457
Let's see the package.

1450
01:12:44,457 --> 01:12:45,858
C'mon, show me what you got.

1451
01:12:52,265 --> 01:12:56,169
Hmm, that is wonderful material.

1452
01:12:57,637 --> 01:12:58,504
Is that silk?

1453
01:12:59,472 --> 01:13:00,640
I think it's lace.

1454
01:13:02,943 --> 01:13:04,677
I've only switched
teams twice in my life,

1455
01:13:04,677 --> 01:13:07,380
but you could do it.

1456
01:14:08,374 --> 01:14:09,275
What the?

1457
01:14:13,113 --> 01:14:14,614
What the hell are
you doin', Stephanie?

1458
01:14:14,614 --> 01:14:17,817
Putting your nuts in
a vice, so to speak.

1459
01:14:20,486 --> 01:14:22,322
Are you outta
your freakin' mind?

1460
01:14:22,322 --> 01:14:23,956
Yes.

1461
01:14:23,956 --> 01:14:28,628
You may not know this, but your
entire fucking band is dead.

1462
01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:31,031
You killed the whole band?

1463
01:14:31,031 --> 01:14:32,898
You bitch!

1464
01:14:32,898 --> 01:14:37,670
Only Frankie and Shayla and
a few asshole crew members,

1465
01:14:37,670 --> 01:14:39,939
but Bobby killed all the rest.

1466
01:14:39,939 --> 01:14:41,041
Bobby?

1467
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,675
That fuckin'
asshole's behind this?

1468
01:14:42,675 --> 01:14:45,845
Your language is startin' to
fuckin' piss me off, alright?

1469
01:14:45,845 --> 01:14:47,147
That little pussy!

1470
01:14:48,714 --> 01:14:52,318
Past tense Dez, as in
he was a little pussy.

1471
01:14:52,318 --> 01:14:54,087
I gave him a Columbian necktie

1472
01:14:56,456 --> 01:14:58,024
'bout 10 minutes ago.

1473
01:14:58,024 --> 01:14:59,592
Not bad considering
I only learned

1474
01:14:59,592 --> 01:15:02,028
what one was about
12 minutes ago.

1475
01:15:03,563 --> 01:15:07,233
Too bad he couldn't make me
cum like that when we fucked.

1476
01:15:07,233 --> 01:15:10,503
Man, you are
one sick, twisted bitch.

1477
01:15:12,472 --> 01:15:13,273
This is true.

1478
01:15:21,514 --> 01:15:24,750
But also brilliant.

1479
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,586
Let me explain.

1480
01:15:26,586 --> 01:15:29,355
You see, I knew that
Bobby was gonna kill you.

1481
01:15:29,355 --> 01:15:31,191
He killed the whole
band for that matter,

1482
01:15:31,191 --> 01:15:32,925
no matter what I did.

1483
01:15:36,262 --> 01:15:40,133
I thought that if I
could turn the murders

1484
01:15:40,133 --> 01:15:44,537
into a publicity stunt,
then I'd be rich.

1485
01:15:44,537 --> 01:15:49,542
I talked Bobby into waiting
until after you shot the video.

1486
01:15:50,943 --> 01:15:52,812
'Course little did he realize
that after he killed you,

1487
01:15:52,812 --> 01:15:54,447
I'd have to kill him.

1488
01:15:54,447 --> 01:15:57,617
That would be the best
publicity in the entire world.

1489
01:15:59,018 --> 01:16:03,623
Rock band manager kills masked
murderer in self-defense.

1490
01:16:06,526 --> 01:16:09,362
Think of all the
DVDs we'll sell.

1491
01:16:09,362 --> 01:16:10,563
You think they're gonna
believe you gave him

1492
01:16:10,563 --> 01:16:12,832
a Columbian necktie
in self-defense?

1493
01:16:12,832 --> 01:16:14,834
You dumb bitch.

1494
01:16:23,643 --> 01:16:27,113
I really just stabbed him
like that scene in Psycho.

1495
01:16:30,683 --> 01:16:33,819
I did it in front of
the actual Psycho house.

1496
01:16:33,819 --> 01:16:34,654
Now that's art.

1497
01:16:40,426 --> 01:16:42,061
Let me
go, you psycho bitch!

1498
01:16:44,297 --> 01:16:46,132
You know Dez,
that's another reason

1499
01:16:46,132 --> 01:16:48,368
I could never go out with you.

1500
01:16:48,368 --> 01:16:50,370
You're such a whiner.

1501
01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:51,604
Go out with you?

1502
01:16:51,604 --> 01:16:53,206
I just fucked you
a couple times.

1503
01:16:53,206 --> 01:16:55,741
Who said anything
about goin' out?

1504
01:16:57,610 --> 01:16:58,711
That's another reason.

1505
01:16:58,711 --> 01:17:00,012
You see, I knew pretty soon

1506
01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:03,383
Janey would get tired of
your shit and drop you;

1507
01:17:03,383 --> 01:17:05,251
then where would our profits be?

1508
01:17:05,251 --> 01:17:07,353
They'd just disappear.

1509
01:17:07,353 --> 01:17:08,654
Now this is the best part.

1510
01:17:10,055 --> 01:17:14,894
Rock band gets killed the first
night of their first video.

1511
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,769
Okay, Mr. Desmond.

1512
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,777
Are you ready for your
Columbian necktie?

1513
01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:37,783
Let me go, you
demented motherfucker.

1514
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:40,386
I'm really tired of
hearing your shit, Dez.

1515
01:17:54,934 --> 01:17:57,437
Where the hell is everybody?

1516
01:17:59,605 --> 01:18:02,107
Well well well, for
the love of Norman.

1517
01:18:05,445 --> 01:18:07,513
Look what we have here.

1518
01:18:07,513 --> 01:18:08,614
What is that, Henry?

1519
01:18:09,749 --> 01:18:13,052
That, my dear, is our
missing fog machine.

1520
01:18:13,052 --> 01:18:15,455
How on earth did it get
all the way over here?

1521
01:18:15,455 --> 01:18:18,023
Hmm, I have no idea.

1522
01:18:19,325 --> 01:18:22,762
I suspect someone is
perpetrating a prank upon us.

1523
01:18:23,696 --> 01:18:25,665
Hopefully, it still functions.

1524
01:18:29,769 --> 01:18:32,004
I see what you mean.

1525
01:18:32,004 --> 01:18:33,906
It really is creepier
with the fog.

1526
01:18:33,906 --> 01:18:35,875
You wanna sleep with my dog?

1527
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,611
No, I said the
fog is really creepy!

1528
01:18:38,611 --> 01:18:40,913
You have
to take a pee-pee?

1529
01:18:40,913 --> 01:18:42,748
No, it's scary!

1530
01:18:42,748 --> 01:18:44,250
Of course it's hairy.

1531
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:45,084
It's a dog.

1532
01:18:46,419 --> 01:18:47,587
Henry, can you turn

1533
01:18:47,587 --> 01:18:49,322
this damn machine off?

1534
01:18:50,623 --> 01:18:51,757
Thank you.

1535
01:18:51,757 --> 01:18:53,192
That noise was
giving me a headache.

1536
01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:54,894
I know and the fumes.

1537
01:18:54,894 --> 01:18:58,298
Oh my god, that's my camera.

1538
01:19:00,333 --> 01:19:01,967
This is strange.

1539
01:19:05,338 --> 01:19:06,672
There's a tape in it.

1540
01:19:06,672 --> 01:19:07,873
Is that a surprise?

1541
01:19:09,642 --> 01:19:12,211
Something very odd is
going on around here.

1542
01:19:13,413 --> 01:19:14,614
I don't get it, Henry.

1543
01:19:16,015 --> 01:19:17,750
Let's see what's on the tape.

1544
01:19:19,852 --> 01:19:22,522
My god, is this some kinda joke?

1545
01:19:22,522 --> 01:19:23,989
That's Shayla and Frankie!

1546
01:19:23,989 --> 01:19:25,190
Looks so real.

1547
01:19:27,493 --> 01:19:30,430
That's my father!

1548
01:19:30,430 --> 01:19:31,897
That's not prosthetics.

1549
01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:38,137
This is so fascinating.

1550
01:19:38,137 --> 01:19:39,071
It's horrible!

1551
01:19:39,071 --> 01:19:40,306
Henry, please turn it off!

1552
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:46,011
I know this sounds odd,
but this is so compelling.

1553
01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:50,516
It's so beautiful.

1554
01:19:51,684 --> 01:19:54,520
Henry, please tell me
you're not in on this.

1555
01:19:56,756 --> 01:20:00,460
You know that I
could never hurt a fly.

1556
01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:20,646
You're not the brightest
bulb in the tree, are ya?

1557
01:20:20,646 --> 01:20:23,282
Are you ready for
your big closeup now?!

1558
01:20:25,951 --> 01:20:27,353
Janey, are you okay?

1559
01:20:27,353 --> 01:20:29,989
Oh my god, you're alive.

1560
01:20:29,989 --> 01:20:32,825
I thought she killed everyone.

1561
01:20:32,825 --> 01:20:35,060
I'm sorry I was
such a bitch to you.

1562
01:20:37,597 --> 01:20:39,732
Stephanie is the killer?

1563
01:20:39,732 --> 01:20:40,966
Why?

1564
01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:42,935
I know she never
liked you very much.

1565
01:20:44,169 --> 01:20:45,137
'Course, none of us did.

1566
01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,339
Why kill everyone?

1567
01:20:48,674 --> 01:20:49,709
For the publicity.

1568
01:21:08,461 --> 01:21:09,294
Fuck!

1569
01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:56,642
Ooh.

1570
01:21:58,844 --> 01:21:59,645
Okay.

1571
01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:03,282
* One more murder to go now

1572
01:22:03,282 --> 01:22:08,053
* Jane Jane Janey

1573
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:10,255
* Janey a foo

1574
01:22:10,255 --> 01:22:12,191
* Jane Jane Janey

1575
01:22:12,191 --> 01:22:13,926
* Janey Janey Janey Janey

1576
01:22:13,926 --> 01:22:16,428
* Janey a foo

1577
01:22:17,863 --> 01:22:21,200
Hey Janey, you think the
band is gonna be jealous?

1578
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,668
Okay!

1579
01:22:22,668 --> 01:22:24,303
Alright Monty, what do ya think?

1580
01:22:24,303 --> 01:22:26,171
Ya think she's behind
door number one,

1581
01:22:26,171 --> 01:22:27,607
door number two or
door number three?

1582
01:22:29,108 --> 01:22:30,943
I say door number two!

1583
01:22:32,444 --> 01:22:35,214
No Monty, she ain't there.

1584
01:22:35,214 --> 01:22:36,048
Okay.

1585
01:22:37,883 --> 01:22:40,285
It's either door number three

1586
01:22:41,453 --> 01:22:43,623
or door number one.

1587
01:22:43,623 --> 01:22:45,257
Door number three,
door number one.

1588
01:22:45,257 --> 01:22:47,693
One, three, one, three.

1589
01:22:47,693 --> 01:22:48,528
One, two.

1590
01:22:52,932 --> 01:22:55,701
I'm sick of this fucking game.

1591
01:23:24,697 --> 01:23:26,666
Hey Lucy, I'm home!

1592
01:23:32,672 --> 01:23:33,639
Janey!

1593
01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:35,641
Janey, where are you?!

1594
01:23:35,641 --> 01:23:40,646
Where are you now?!

1595
01:23:42,081 --> 01:23:43,783
I got your boyfriend here.

1596
01:23:52,892 --> 01:23:54,594
Alright alright,

1597
01:23:55,795 --> 01:23:57,162
where is she?

1598
01:23:57,162 --> 01:23:59,531
Where's your
girlfriend now, Dez?

1599
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:31,530
Bet you wish you had that
Japanese sword now, huh?

1600
01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:33,232
You've killed like 10 people.

1601
01:24:33,232 --> 01:24:35,100
Do you really think you're
gonna get away with it?

1602
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:39,672
I don't know, that's the
risk that every murderer takes.

1603
01:24:40,873 --> 01:24:43,709
Besides I didn't kill
everybody, Bobby did.

1604
01:24:43,709 --> 01:24:45,978
I had to kill him
in self-defense.

1605
01:24:45,978 --> 01:24:48,681
You oughta check yourself
into a mental institute.

1606
01:24:51,316 --> 01:24:52,151
Yeah?

1607
01:24:53,285 --> 01:24:55,621
You're not half-bad lookin'.

1608
01:25:03,562 --> 01:25:05,831
But I have in good time.

1609
01:25:27,452 --> 01:25:31,891
Daddy!

1610
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,180
And now
we go to Bebi Anderson

1611
01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:57,649
at Empire Picture Studios
with a special report.

1612
01:25:59,318 --> 01:26:02,788
Here we are on location of
the actual Backlot Murders

1613
01:26:02,788 --> 01:26:05,758
which took place
one year ago today.

1614
01:26:05,758 --> 01:26:09,061
To recap today's story,
Empire Pictures is releasing

1615
01:26:09,061 --> 01:26:11,596
the Backlot Murders deluxe DVD.

1616
01:26:11,596 --> 01:26:13,598
Some of the material is
not shown in the original--

1617
01:26:13,598 --> 01:26:15,868
Arlene, you want another?

1618
01:26:15,868 --> 01:26:17,469
And in related matter,

1619
01:26:17,469 --> 01:26:20,072
the reclusive heroine,
Stephanie Knight,

1620
01:26:20,072 --> 01:26:23,042
who is the sole survivor
of the mass murders

1621
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,777
is said to still be suffering

1622
01:26:24,777 --> 01:26:27,479
from post-traumatic
stress disorder.

1623
01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:28,981
I know she did it, Ma.

1624
01:26:30,783 --> 01:26:32,617
Probably right.

1625
01:26:32,617 --> 01:26:34,586
I remember when she
used to come in here.

1626
01:26:34,586 --> 01:26:36,321
She had that blue
crap in her hair.

1627
01:26:37,156 --> 01:26:39,024
She was always a bitch.

1628
01:26:39,024 --> 01:26:42,027
Sources tell us that
her controversial website,

1629
01:26:42,027 --> 01:26:44,730
which shows actual
footage of the murders

1630
01:26:44,730 --> 01:26:48,233
receives over one
million hits a day.

1631
01:26:48,233 --> 01:26:53,138
This is Bebi Anderson
with ZTV News Brief.

1632
01:26:53,138 --> 01:26:53,973
God.

1633
01:26:55,274 --> 01:26:56,475
You didn't deserve that.

1634
01:27:02,147 --> 01:27:03,783
She's not gonna
get away with it.

1635
01:27:09,755 --> 01:27:13,158
Are you
ready for your closeup now?

1636
01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:32,511
Hello, I'm Charles Fleischer.

1637
01:27:32,511 --> 01:27:34,613
I'm an actor in Backlot Murders.

1638
01:27:34,613 --> 01:27:37,049
This is an exciting
production of Dominion Films.

1639
01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:40,285
It's directed by David
DeFalco starring Hans Lukeman,

1640
01:27:40,285 --> 01:27:43,422
Sean Thay-shun and Roger Nieves.

1641
01:27:43,422 --> 01:27:44,890
Put the balls in there.

1642
01:27:44,890 --> 01:27:46,125
Throw in your nuts.

1643
01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:48,727
Are you feeling
any pressure there?

1644
01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:51,463
What we need is
something cutting edge

1645
01:27:51,463 --> 01:27:54,299
for alternative media outlets.

1646
01:27:54,299 --> 01:27:56,001
That's the.

1647
01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:56,836
Sorry.

1648
01:27:58,203 --> 01:28:00,940
I've made pigs look kosher.

1649
01:28:00,940 --> 01:28:02,741
I knew I shouldn't
have taken this job.

1650
01:28:02,741 --> 01:28:04,877
All of a sudden this
band's not good enough?

1651
01:28:04,877 --> 01:28:06,345
Wait, can I finish
my line please?

1652
01:28:06,345 --> 01:28:08,213
Hey, motherfucker!

1653
01:28:08,213 --> 01:28:09,381
That's not good.

1654
01:28:09,381 --> 01:28:10,950
Bitch bit me.

1655
01:28:10,950 --> 01:28:12,484
Did you get that on camera?

1656
01:28:12,484 --> 01:28:14,954
All of a sudden, you're like
violently pulled outta frame.

1657
01:28:14,954 --> 01:28:18,290
When this comes over here,
get your hands onto this

1658
01:28:18,290 --> 01:28:20,692
and then you pull
ya up this way.

1659
01:28:20,692 --> 01:28:22,094
Nowadays you splatter movies

1660
01:28:22,094 --> 01:28:24,729
gory special effects.

1661
01:28:25,630 --> 01:28:26,932
Cut!

1662
01:28:26,932 --> 01:28:28,133
Can you make that
a little louder?

1663
01:28:28,133 --> 01:28:29,101
I'm draggin' him with one hand,

1664
01:28:29,101 --> 01:28:30,936
had the brick in the other one.

1665
01:28:30,936 --> 01:28:32,371
He grabbed and kicked me.

1666
01:28:32,371 --> 01:28:34,339
Yup probably sure, why not?

1667
01:28:37,309 --> 01:28:42,314
Could we do that again?

1668
01:28:50,255 --> 01:28:51,891
Unless somebody has
a pair of scissors,

1669
01:28:51,891 --> 01:28:53,092
you look like a Muppet.

1670
01:28:56,595 --> 01:28:58,063
You alright?

1671
01:28:58,063 --> 01:29:00,065
We get the retractable knife
and stab the crap outta--

1672
01:29:00,065 --> 01:29:01,733
Maybe we should
light him on fire.

1673
01:29:01,733 --> 01:29:02,968
It's a family movie.

1674
01:29:04,603 --> 01:29:08,307
- There's blood.
- The blood's still running.

1675
01:29:08,307 --> 01:29:09,674
Does anyone have a Tampax?

1676
01:29:10,509 --> 01:29:11,776
Just shut up.

1677
01:29:11,776 --> 01:29:14,113
But also really brilliant.

1678
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:19,051
Lemme explain to you, Bobby.

1679
01:29:19,051 --> 01:29:20,552
Fuck, your name is Dez.

1680
01:29:23,755 --> 01:29:26,892
I can't be charming
and then go to psycho.

1681
01:29:26,892 --> 01:29:28,160
It's called a craft.

1682
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:31,763
One second here.

1683
01:29:31,763 --> 01:29:34,566
No, I'm aging I've
been holding so long.

1684
01:29:36,001 --> 01:29:37,202
Fuck!

1685
01:29:37,202 --> 01:29:39,504
When you come in,
you're like.

1686
01:29:39,504 --> 01:29:40,973
Cool, that works.

1687
01:29:40,973 --> 01:29:43,943
You should tell your father
that he is a very hot man,

1688
01:29:43,943 --> 01:29:45,644
especially for an
older gentleman.

1689
01:29:47,812 --> 01:29:49,714
- Here we go.
- Yee-haw!

1690
01:29:52,251 --> 01:29:53,919
Wait, did it piddle?

1691
01:29:56,255 --> 01:29:57,556
Now the cart won't work.

1692
01:29:58,924 --> 01:30:00,359
Someone get out and push.

1693
01:30:00,359 --> 01:30:03,028
In these slasher movies,
the cars never work.

1694
01:30:12,071 --> 01:30:13,172
Well gee.

1695
01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:18,210
I used to do shit like
this when I was a teenager.

1696
01:30:36,261 --> 01:30:38,163
Who do I have to fuck
to get off this picture?

1697
01:30:38,163 --> 01:30:38,998
Cut!