1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,724 Mommy... 4 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,317 Mommy... 5 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:29,862 Mommy... 6 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:00,685 Mommy... 7 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,287 Now give my love to gran. 8 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,997 I'll be up in a couple of days, as soon as I can get away. 9 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,491 Right. 10 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,046 Mommy. 11 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,508 Mommy. 12 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,544 I thought you'd be asleep. 13 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,761 Off you go now. 14 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,050 Shut your eyes. 15 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,062 Oh, Brian. 16 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,350 Brian! 17 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,688 Brian, stop it! 18 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,275 I'm trying to drive! 19 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,859 Oh Brian, stop it. 20 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:19,949 Oh! 21 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,910 Brian... 22 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,576 You leave my mommy alone! 23 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,580 Cathy! 24 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,672 Mommy, mommy! 25 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,218 Mommy! 26 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,692 She's dead, her throat's cut. 27 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,160 The man's alive, just. 28 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,244 How about the kid? 29 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,580 Right. 30 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,198 She seems okay. 31 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,746 Gotta be in shock too. 32 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,708 I think she could have lived 33 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,452 if she hadn't slipped back in the car. 34 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,045 That's when her throat got cut, 35 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,506 dragged back over the glass. 36 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,008 What's her father's condition? 37 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,006 He wasn't her father. 38 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,343 He says the girl caused it. 39 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,560 Caused what? 40 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,849 The accident. 41 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,358 There's nothing wrong with her, physically. 42 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,040 You killed your mother. 43 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,377 You killed her. 44 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,109 You should be asleep. 45 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,693 Come on. 46 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,697 Go to bed. 47 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,929 Wake up, wake up. 48 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,176 You did this, you! 49 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,472 Don't you run away. 50 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,936 Run away. 51 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,896 You killed your mother. 52 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,689 You killed your mother. 53 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,484 Give my love to gran. 54 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:18,036 You killed your mother. 55 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,557 Oh, good morning. 56 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,222 I'm Terry besanko. 57 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,015 I'm here a little early, I'm afraid. 58 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,388 Shall I wait here? 59 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,855 Uh, I... 60 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,848 Oh, you don't work here? 61 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,815 No. 62 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,979 Are you auditioning too? 63 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,352 Uh huh. 64 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,193 Come on. 65 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,865 We'll find out where we're supposed to be. 66 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,992 I introduced myself. 67 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,406 Oh, I'm sorry. 68 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,414 I'm Helen. 69 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,575 You're not cold, are you? 70 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,747 I'm sure that you are... 71 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,086 Terry besanko. 72 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,375 And uh, Helen... 73 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,246 Selleck. 74 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,247 This way. 75 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,499 But if you are cold... 76 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,172 Madam. 77 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,637 I am in great danger of catching a chill. 78 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:04,260 Your performance has frozen me to the marrow. 79 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,219 May I suggest that in the future, 80 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,722 your audition be not filled with... 81 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,768 You nervous? 82 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,891 Yes. 83 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:15,111 Couldn't help hearing what he said to that last girl. 84 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,446 You done much acting before? 85 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,859 On the stage, I mean. 86 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,198 Oh, a bit. 87 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,658 I haven't. 88 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:24,154 Never been on stage in my life. 89 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,238 Haven't you? 90 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,250 No. 91 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,956 I got picked up on the street 92 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,828 and shoved into a television soap opera. 93 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,080 That's all I've ever done. 94 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,500 How about some lunch? 95 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,375 Now? 96 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,628 When this is over. 97 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,470 How about it? 98 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,433 Well I, I wouldn't want to be any trouble. 99 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,926 Trouble? 100 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,768 Oh, I'm sorry... 101 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,807 You're next. 102 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,815 Oh. 103 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,265 Won't be long. 104 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,374 Desperation often drives us to extremes. 105 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,539 I've even said nasty things about you. 106 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,663 Hey, what's that? 107 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,665 Did you say something? 108 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,344 Here, boy. 109 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,754 I have seen your work. 110 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,971 And I like it, 111 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,467 otherwise you would not have been invited here today. 112 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,264 Please remember, 113 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,513 theater is not television. 114 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,111 We do not have the advantage of the close-up. 115 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,275 Nor do we have electronic devices with which 116 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,774 to amplify your dulcet tones. 117 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,118 Now the man sitting in the back row, up there, 118 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,737 has paid his money. 119 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,202 And has every bit as much right as your fellow actors 120 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,704 fo hear what you have to say. 121 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,840 Please speak up. 122 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,844 Project. 123 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:06,055 Shall we take our hands out of our pockets and try again? 124 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,562 Desperation often drives us to extremes. 125 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,898 I've even said nasty things about you. 126 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,650 Tension forcing words from my addled brain. 127 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,274 I'm not the kind who's forcing you, you know? 128 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:28,278 Even at this early stage of my fucking head. 129 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,496 Premature and ineffectual decisions 130 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,458 defeat the purpose of my presence. 131 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,996 That was very promising, Terry. 132 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,248 I think you might be next. 133 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,385 Thank you, come along, come along. 134 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,263 Mr. dalberg? 135 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,846 Mr. d'alberg, Helen Selleck. 136 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,098 Good morning, miss Selleck. 137 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,520 Do you have something prepared? 138 00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,813 Uh, yes I do. 139 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,403 Shall we begin? 140 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,113 Which scene? 141 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,117 13. 142 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,319 Tempting fate, miss Selleck. 143 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,034 I don't mind talking. 144 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,661 I'm just in the mood tonight. 145 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,289 God knows what's come over me. 146 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,930 You didn't have to wait for me. 147 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,845 I wanted to. 148 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,640 I wish you didn't see my audition. 149 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,729 Hey, you were good. 150 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,018 Better than me. 151 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,608 The only reason he wants me in the play 152 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,147 is because he thinks the mums will come and see 153 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,941 their favorite soapy star. 154 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,065 Well, do you think they will? 155 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,987 We'll soon find out. 156 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,828 Goodbye, Terry. 157 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,572 Hey, we're having lunch. 158 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,664 Why not? 159 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,668 Can't. 160 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,918 You're meeting someone else? 161 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,001 No. 162 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:00,870 Your boyfriend? 163 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:01,882 No, no. 164 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,964 Oh, I'm sorry. 165 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,630 I shouldn't have said that. 166 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,423 See you at rehearsal. 167 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,099 Who is it? 168 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,686 Angela, stage manager. 169 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,351 Helen, open the door. 170 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,020 The door is open. 171 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,483 What do you want? 172 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,986 You got the part. 173 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,954 Well aren't you glad? 174 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,323 No. 175 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,335 But it... 176 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,960 It'll be all right, sweetheart. 177 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,709 Come on, Paul. 178 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,580 Come on. 179 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,378 Oh, come on, not out here, Marilyn. 180 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,250 Hey! 181 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,752 Come on, here. 182 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,798 Come on! 183 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,614 Come on... 184 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,122 How's that do? 185 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,668 - Good. - Fits you like a glove. 186 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,790 Whoops, sorry. 187 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,337 - Oh, that's okay. - Are you looking for me? 188 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,959 What would I want you for? 189 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,006 I could always live in hope. 190 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,383 I'll fix this at home and bring them tomorrow. 191 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,758 You're not allowed to look. 192 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,769 Okay. 193 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,978 You gonna take me out to dinner? 194 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,313 If you'll come. 195 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,978 Of course I will. 196 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,275 Am I pretty? 197 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,283 Yep. 198 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,121 You're strange. 199 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,884 Sometimes, you seem to be miles away. 200 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,759 You're very beautiful. 201 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,643 Please don't rush things. 202 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,439 I've never had a boyfriend before. 203 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,687 I've never been allowed. 204 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,289 If we're careful, maybe. 205 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,500 We'll be careful. 206 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,169 This play is a comedy about death. 207 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,712 A concept which may be difficult for you to grasp, 208 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,213 and which will certainly be difficult 209 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:48,559 for an audience to grasp unless you are able 210 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,395 through the virtual nonsense dialogue 211 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:56,314 which this playwright provides you to convey 212 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,644 a mental picture 213 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,482 of humorous expiration. 214 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,581 Death... 215 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,202 But before death, comes life. 216 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,670 Life, pleasure, 217 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,970 warmth of someone close to you 218 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,970 until they are ripped untimely from your bosom. 219 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,397 Life is death. 220 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,985 From the moment of birth, death encroaches on us. 221 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,947 But we are happy being alive. 222 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,995 You. 223 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,955 Has someone close to you died? 224 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,712 Good. 225 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,258 Grief. 226 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,546 Do you have it in your mind, girl? 227 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,255 I want you to keep it in your mind. 228 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,059 Laugh. 229 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,763 'Cause it's nothing more than the end of a life. 230 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,035 Ow! 231 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,453 You bitch! 232 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,794 You fucking bitch, I can do whatever I want, you hear? 233 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,379 You can't stop me! 234 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,461 She's mad! 235 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,892 I'm sorry. 236 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,186 I found your key under the mat. 237 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,229 You don't mind? 238 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,693 No, no, of course I don't. 239 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,563 I had to talk to someone. 240 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,314 What's the matter? 241 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,035 Nothing's the matter. 242 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,555 When are you finished? 243 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:17,972 I haven't even started yet. 244 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,729 Fay, could you take this in a bit? 245 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,563 You lost weight. 246 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,979 - Absolutely. - Shut up, Terry! 247 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:24,850 What's wrong? 248 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:25,897 It's bad luck to whistle. 249 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,520 Don't ever do it again. 250 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,361 I'm sorry. 251 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:32,658 Well that's not gonna help, the damage is done. 252 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,742 1, 1 didn't know. 253 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,756 That bitch shouldn't talk to you like that. 254 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,841 Eh, it doesn't matter. 255 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,561 I'll get you a steak. 256 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,432 Two steaks, please. 257 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,443 With beer. 258 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,233 Ange? 259 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,108 I'm sorry. 260 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,577 I didn't know it was seen to brought bad luck. 261 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,243 That's all right, they shouldn't have blown up like that. 262 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,707 It's an old wives tale anyway, like saying break a leg 263 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,167 instead of good luck on opening night. 264 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,082 No, it's not. 265 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,626 You'll see. 266 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,839 Anyway, it's done now. 267 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,879 There's nothing we can do about it. 268 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,509 Hello, darling. 269 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,225 "Hello Judy. 270 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,099 "Sorry darling, got to rush. 271 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,941 "Can't stay to talk." 272 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,527 What's up with her? 273 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:51,486 Who? 274 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,696 Helen. 275 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,040 What did I tell you? 276 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,339 I don't know, mother. 277 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,378 They're all the same. 278 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,092 And you trusted him! 279 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,553 Yes, Cathy. 280 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,422 Then you're a fool! 281 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,550 He's only a dick! 282 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:21,550 No. 283 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:22,972 No, no, no. 284 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,346 You're blind, you're fucking blind! 285 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,517 Now get out of here! 286 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,186 You get out of here! 287 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,557 Helen? 288 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,296 Have you met a man like that here in town? 289 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:38,794 No, no. 290 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,969 The man, the town and the one-story house are fictitious. 291 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,181 I've never thought about them, 292 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:47,303 but now that you mention it, I suppose they are. 293 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,432 Come on, come on! 294 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,943 I am often afraid of the dark... 295 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,903 For no reason at all, 296 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,274 but maybe that is something else again. 297 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,742 And maybe you are something else again too, 298 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,702 miss whatever you call yourself, 299 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:09,040 for you are surely not an actress' big brown freckle! 300 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:14,752 And for your further edification, that means arsehole! 301 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:19,001 We are 24 short hours away from performing 302 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:23,927 this little fandango in front of an unsuspecting public, 303 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:27,392 and the least they deserve is that the performers 304 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:30,479 that they are paying to see should remember the lines 305 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,972 they are supposed to utter, 306 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,645 and that they utter them convincingly, 307 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,644 and with a modicum of skill, which you, dear Judy, 308 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,146 seem to conspicuously lack! 309 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,149 You tell me what the idiot lines mean, 310 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:44,110 and maybe I'll be able to get them to stick! 311 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,158 I have stressed, time and time again, 312 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,782 that the literal meaning of the words 313 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,284 in this piece is unimportant. 314 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,998 The beauty and drama is contained within the rhythm 315 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,877 and the opposite nature of the juxtaposition of the words. 316 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,470 That, and the comedy of death. 317 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,683 Bullshit! 318 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:10,310 My dear Judy, I apologize for saying you are not 319 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:14,182 an actress' big brown freckle, I was wrong. 320 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:17,606 You are an actress' big brown freckle. 321 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,399 Thanks a million. 322 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,773 Now my dearest Judy, may we continue? 323 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,913 Children, the world is yours. 324 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,366 Play with it. 325 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:37,087 Succor it, and each other. 326 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,456 Bravo, bravo, bravissimo. 327 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,838 Who the hell let you in? 328 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,461 Tut, tut, tut. 329 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,465 You scared what I might see, George? 330 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,558 You can see the most brilliant piece of theater 331 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,553 this century, and you'd still give it a scathing review. 332 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,555 You have an evil tongue, Bennett. 333 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,352 Suits my evil mind. 334 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,102 Well, what do you want? 335 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,445 Merely to invite the cast to a little soiree 336 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,191 I'm having tomorrow night. 337 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,659 To celebrate the excitement of the opening. 338 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,158 I'll pass the word on. 339 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,120 Do. 340 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,615 It should be a lot of fun. 341 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,289 Even you would be welcome, George. 342 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,719 Jesus! 343 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:08,723 No, me. 344 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,014 Don't do that. 345 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,133 Oh, sorry. 346 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,226 No you're not. 347 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,481 Cup of coffee? 348 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,519 No. 349 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,516 Adrink? 350 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,688 No. 351 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,696 Ajoint? 352 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:28,357 I suppose a screw's out of the question? 353 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,859 Jesus, Bruce, will you piss off? 354 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,407 Look, I have got a mountain of work to do 355 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,655 and we open tomorrow night, unless you've forgotten? 356 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,906 Can I help? 357 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,078 The only way you can help is to get the hell out of here 358 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,041 and leave me alone. 359 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,877 All right, all right, so, I'm not wanted, 360 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:41,996 I can take a hint. 361 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,122 Eventually. 362 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,917 You might be sorry though. 363 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,008 I don't see why. 364 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,628 Oh, I might not invite you again. 365 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,594 Oh, really? 366 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,430 And I'm very good in bed. 367 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,722 Then Bruce, darling, go to yourself. 368 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:25,377 For Christ's sake Bruce, can't you take no for an answer? 369 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:29,627 Bloody actors, they're always saying bloody kiss. 370 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,310 Shit. 371 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,676 Who is it? 372 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,994 Oh no! 373 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:46,536 Oh, oh no, please, leave me alone! 374 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,080 Hello. 375 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,092 Hello. 376 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,087 Hey, I'm sorry. 377 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,426 About what? 378 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,170 About last night. 379 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,546 I upset you. 380 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,174 Silly, it wasn't your fault. 381 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,642 Love you. 382 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,109 Names? 383 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:19,947 Why? 384 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,031 You'll find out. 385 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,526 Terry besanko. 386 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,947 What's yours, girlie? 387 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,035 Helen. 388 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,621 Uh, Helen Selleck. 389 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,573 Right. 390 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,997 Someone will see you inside. 391 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,138 Children. 392 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,193 Were you in love with the girl or something? 393 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,156 Angela? 394 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:02,945 Who else? 395 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,158 No. 396 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,949 Then what were you doing back here? 397 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,245 Oh well I was uh feeling Randy. 398 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,162 Oh, she's a horny bird... 399 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,170 Was. 400 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,625 Yeah, was. 401 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,215 So you came back here, she knocked you back, 402 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,210 then you uh, sliced her up. 403 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,336 Christ, no! 404 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,724 The angel of death has taken Angela. 405 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:29,717 It's your fault! 406 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,593 You whistled! 407 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,435 Shut up, sue. 408 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,680 He whistled and Angela's dead! 409 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:38,061 Stop it, no! 410 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,488 Terry, go home and change that shirt. 411 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:47,360 What have I done? 412 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,487 It's green, boy. 413 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:49,954 Never wear green! 414 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,667 Mr. dalberg? 415 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:00,753 I'm not gonna stay here anymore, 416 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,376 you have to find someone else. 417 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,504 This production's jinxed. 418 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:06,379 Nonsense, girl. 419 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,391 Rubbish. 420 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,891 Besides, I need you. 421 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,397 They think I did it. 422 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,238 Judy for Christ's sake, they think I did it. 423 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,241 Did you? 424 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,574 Of course not. 425 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,443 Then there's nothing to worry about. 426 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:32,073 They're not going to hang an innocent man. 427 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,301 Do you believe it? 428 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,594 Believe what? 429 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,181 What sue said. 430 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,271 That I brought bad luck. 431 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,353 I don't know. 432 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,188 You think I did? 433 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,940 I didn't say that. 434 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,288 Terry, I... 435 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:26,918 Helen? 436 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:27,930 Darling? 437 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,304 Oh... 438 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,308 I dream. 439 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,346 Sometimes I dream. 440 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:35,354 I think. 441 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,103 Oh... 442 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,769 I don't know, I don't know what's real anymore. 443 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,392 I'm real. 444 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,607 Don't. 445 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,821 What did I say? 446 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,235 It's nothing you said. 447 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,107 Then what is it? 448 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,109 It's nothing you've done. 449 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,031 I can't love you, that's all. 450 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,623 As much as I want to, I can't love you! 451 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,162 I can love you. 452 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,410 Cathy won't let you. 453 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,421 What did you say? 454 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,837 Cathy won't let you! 455 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,708 Do you understand that, you fool? 456 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,715 Excuse me. 457 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,311 Oh... 458 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,178 My favorite seat. 459 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,225 I can watch you squirm, George. 460 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,396 Yes. 461 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,486 Are you superstitious, George? 462 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,774 Hmm? 463 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:33,782 Huh? 464 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,992 Then I wish you luck, Georgie. 465 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,486 I wish you luck. 466 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:48,755 Sarah? 467 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,507 Sarah, can you get me something to eat? 468 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,342 I have a sore foot. 469 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,631 Get it yourself. 470 00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:01,133 If I had a god who to me was sacred and omniscient, 471 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:04,557 then I would swear by that god that I meant every word 472 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,770 I said to you. 473 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,764 But you don't have that god? 474 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:08,775 Did I say... 475 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,354 For Christ's sake, get on stage. 476 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,946 What's wrong with you? 477 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,443 Have you met a man like that here in town? 478 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,070 Oh no. 479 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:25,573 The man, the town and the one-story house are fictitious. 480 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,325 Purely fictitious. 481 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,951 I've never thought about them. 482 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,627 But now that you mention it, I suppose they are. 483 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,007 I'm often afraid... 484 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,308 But I'm something else again. 485 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,227 She certainly is. 486 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,646 Terrors that make your blood freeze. 487 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,939 Imagine hearing someone brushing against the wall 488 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,107 on a dark night. 489 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,197 You're wide awake but aware that you're senses 490 00:42:58,201 --> 00:43:00,692 are somewhat blurred. 491 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,068 And it is she... 492 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,284 My love, where have you been? 493 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:10,751 Children. 494 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,212 The world is yours. 495 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,706 Play with it. 496 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,958 Succor it, and each other. 497 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,473 Oh ho. 498 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:28,265 George, the audiences are so tasteless these days. 499 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,890 They all applaud the more puerile rubbish. 500 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,985 But I applaud you for your bravery in 501 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,203 taking their money from them. 502 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:52,620 Whatever the reason, Bennett, at least I get it. 503 00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,633 And you'll get yours. 504 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:12,941 Applaud. 505 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,227 Oh, stand up. 506 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,179 Who was responsible for that? 507 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,925 You being the play, I thought you were? 508 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:48,845 Oh. 509 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:51,515 I often forget the dark. 510 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,012 There's only one thing you forget, madam. 511 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,480 I can't remember the lines that were written 512 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,939 by a raving idiot! 513 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:56,898 I've got to have motivation to... 514 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:57,813 Motivation? 515 00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:58,650 Yes. 516 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,228 You tell me what it is and I'll remember the bloody lines. 517 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,195 I'll give you your motivation. 518 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,692 Your motivation is $350 a week, 519 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,443 which the manager at the moment 520 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,946 could well afford to be spending on somebody else! 521 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,913 Well, let them! 522 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:12,782 Oh. 523 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,956 Oh, Mr. d'alberg, I am a great admirer of your work. 524 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,419 Such genius! 525 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:18,879 Oh, very kind, very kind. 526 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,548 Of course, I don't understand the inner meaning 527 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,294 of the work but oh, you make the outer side 528 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,341 such a joy to watch. 529 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,180 Well, you know how it is. 530 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,014 Thank you very much... 531 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:29,928 - Mr. dalberg? - Yes? 532 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,221 Excuse me. - Of course. 533 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,641 Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry I dropped the curtain on you. 534 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,764 See, I've never been a stage manageress before and... 535 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,686 And you never will be again. 536 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:40,109 Sidney, how nice to see you. 537 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,110 You were wonderful. 538 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,194 Do you think so? 539 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,529 I do. 540 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,615 And so did the audience. 541 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,321 You coming to the party? 542 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,697 I should go home. 543 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,949 Not tonight. 544 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,456 I have to. 545 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,294 I'm scared, Terry. 546 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,587 There's nothing to be scared of now. 547 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,676 J beat on 548 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,888 j oh on our way we go 549 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,098 j and hip hooray 550 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:54,888 j hello hoo hoo 551 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:58,729 j hello hoo hoo oh do 552 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,894 it not only walks and talks, it sings. 553 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,437 Ah! 554 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:05,858 Did I startle you, dear old deviate? 555 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,696 Tut tut, what a mess you made of yourself. 556 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,440 Mummy won't be very pleased. 557 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:10,399 Get out! 558 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:12,367 Now what lies, slanders, and hard truths 559 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,157 are you perpetrating tonight, Bennett, 560 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,451 in the guise of fair criticism? 561 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:17,824 Get out, George! 562 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,826 But you invited me to your party. 563 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,329 You even said that I would be welcome. 564 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,459 You don't want to read this, George. 565 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,587 Go and enjoy yourself. 566 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,548 Save your embarrassment until tomorrow. 567 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:34,969 I suppose you've panned us all, 568 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,933 you crippled old queen. 569 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,305 Save one shining light. 570 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,649 Whose knickers you want to get into, no doubt. 571 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,860 That's a disgusting remark. 572 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,150 But you are disgusting, Bennett. 573 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,124 Come on. 574 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,452 Uh, we'll get a cab. 575 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,249 Helen? 576 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,545 Helen? 577 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:54,931 Helen? 578 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,314 Helen? 579 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:19,956 Helen? 580 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,373 You there? 581 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,377 Terry? 582 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,419 Mr. collingswood will see you in a moment. 583 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,426 Would you like a drink? 584 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,301 But of course, darling. 585 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,636 - Hi. - Hello, sexy. 586 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:37,550 Hi. 587 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:41,679 What do you think you're staring at? 588 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,520 Well I'm transfixed by your indescribable beauty. 589 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,387 Oh yeah? 590 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,060 Pretty honest, it's got bells on it. 591 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:48,557 But your nice tits, anyway. 592 00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:49,558 Not mine. 593 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:51,310 What you see is what you get. 594 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,983 Was that an invitation? 595 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:53,854 No. 596 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:54,981 It's a joint. 597 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,358 Aha. 598 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,066 The classic features. 599 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:36,022 The eyes, with a hint of tragedy in them that 600 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,116 only enhances their beauty. 601 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:44,159 Let me look into them and see if I can find their secret. 602 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,282 Ah, there was a tragedy. 603 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,293 Hmm, yeah. 604 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,664 Don't tell me. 605 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,209 I don't want to know the details. 606 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:55,458 It's sufficient to know that far off, 607 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:57,709 in some other time, 608 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:00,133 you were very, very unhappy. 609 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:05,054 And the pain lingers in this beautiful body. 610 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,432 Don't touch me. 611 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,947 The old bastard say that about me? 612 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,361 And worse. 613 00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:22,109 What could be worse? 614 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,736 Why don't you ask him? 615 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:24,747 Hmm. 616 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:27,577 Ah, Mr. collingswood? 617 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,449 Yeah? 618 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,370 Can I have a word with you? 619 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:30,538 Yeah. 620 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:32,286 I'd like to discuss your review of the play with you. 621 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:33,298 Huh? 622 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,922 Have you read it? 623 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,132 Well, not exactly. 624 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:41,049 Come with me, I've got something to show you. 625 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,475 Does anyone want to hear 626 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,019 what the boring old queen has written about us? 627 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,439 Hey yeah, why not? 628 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,358 "Someone once said that theater is dead. 629 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:01,903 "If tonight's performance, and I use the word loosely, 630 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,401 "at the king's is an example of today's theater, 631 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:07,405 "then the sooner its death throes cease, the better, 632 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,873 "save for a startling performance from a newcomer, 633 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,162 "Helen Selleck. 634 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,128 "George d'alberg's hackneyed production is a boring 635 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:18,590 "and tedious procession of cliched, emotional tricks, 636 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:22,507 "performed with substandard thespian effort." 637 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,932 You wonder why I'm so bitter? 638 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,179 Watch as I did, 639 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,443 it used to be surging and with style. 640 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,445 We'd used to get laughs. 641 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:47,240 Now comedy's nothing more than a dirty joke. 642 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,243 What about the board hall? 643 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,990 Whatever happened to music hall, hmm? 644 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,085 Whatever happened to the sort of excitement 645 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:59,924 that used to go hand in hand with a building like this? 646 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,667 Hmm, yeah. 647 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,344 No, I see what you mean, Bennett. 648 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,968 Oh, I doubt it. 649 00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:09,182 Not with your performance, if you could call it that. 650 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,175 Yes. 651 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,894 You could see nothing, praise within it? 652 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,390 Well I did think I handled that entrance with surely 653 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,892 but some degree of a star. 654 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:20,815 And the audience thought so, they applauded. 655 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:24,490 For some strange reason which escapes me, 656 00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:28,031 the public look on you as a star. 657 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:32,122 They always clap the first entrance of a star, 658 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,741 however badly done. 659 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:40,210 Then there's nothing good you can say about me? 660 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:44,126 In my review? 661 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,218 Uh, yes. 662 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:49,557 Oh, poor Bruce, you really do try hard. 663 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,723 Well the review is written. 664 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,972 Still, I could revise. 665 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,601 I don't have to file my copy until the morning. 666 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,226 Would you like that? 667 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,945 Yes I, I think I'd like that. 668 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:06,361 You know something, Bruce? 669 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:07,653 You're a tramp. 670 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,111 You're a harlot. 671 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,284 But then, so am I. 672 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,583 I have skill with words. 673 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,457 And you really are a lousy actor. 674 00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:24,552 Oh. 675 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,590 No playing the game, brucey, huh? 676 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,304 No playing the game. 677 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,429 You really want to go through with this, 678 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,393 on the off chance that I'll, 679 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,889 I'll write something nice about you, huh? 680 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,490 Run, rabbit, run! 681 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,330 Oh! 682 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,171 Ah... 683 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:06,584 Little brucey rabbit, wouldn't let me grab it. 684 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,498 Jesus. 685 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,990 Why did you do that? 686 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,333 You just frightened the living daylights out of me. 687 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,453 Well don't just stand there, help me find, 688 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,546 help me find my lighter. 689 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,611 What's wrong? 690 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:32,615 I'm safe. 691 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,190 Now I'm with you. 692 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,206 Not yet. 693 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,122 I'm not ready yet, Terry. 694 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,994 Big day tomorrow, kiddo. 695 00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,917 Better get some sleep. 696 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,671 Good night, darling. 697 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,325 Good evening, company. 698 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,869 This is your one hour call. 699 00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,082 One hour, thank you. 700 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,077 There's no such thing as a one hour call. 701 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,955 If we happen to have a full company in the theater 702 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,046 at the moment, 703 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:35,668 could I possibly see it on stage immediately, please? 704 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,514 Typical of Bennett. 705 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,983 But not coming back to his own party? 706 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,603 What did he say when you asked him to change his review? 707 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:56,525 Oh, said he would. 708 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,023 And? 709 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,401 Thought he'd be a bit tough, you know but uh, 710 00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,902 deadline beat us. 711 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:16,633 We can only assume that the publishers of the news 712 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:20,470 took legal advice and decided against publishing the 713 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:23,090 scandalous comments collingswood made about me 714 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,307 in his review. 715 00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:27,727 We can only be thankful. 716 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,432 I rarely agree with collingswood, 717 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,685 but he made several points in his unpublished piece 718 00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:38,234 with which I wholeheartedly concur. 719 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:42,359 Bruce, your performance last night was execrable. 720 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,361 You missed cues, you dropped lines, 721 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,408 and generally behaved like a rank amateur 722 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,281 at a country Sunday school concert. 723 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,249 I find myself wondering if you were in the same play 724 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,663 as the rest of the cast. 725 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,536 Except for Judy of course, 726 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,965 who was in a little play all by herself. 727 00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:01,052 Words fail me, as they failed you last night. 728 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:03,593 Your most fervent admirer, had you had one, 729 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,841 would have been disgusted. 730 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,386 And where is the only one who escaped criticism 731 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,603 from the scribe? 732 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:16,360 I can assure you she will not escape criticism from me! 733 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,319 Has anyone seen her tonight? 734 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,608 No. 735 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,981 Well find her! 736 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:22,653 Where do you suggest we look? 737 01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,447 God knows. 738 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,820 Collingswood's bed, perhaps? 739 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,031 Possibly her own. 740 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:32,330 Surely Terry knows all of her little haunts and habits? 741 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,854 This is your five minute call. 742 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,944 Five minutes to curtain. 743 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:47,408 Where the hell have you been? 744 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,492 She's here waiting for you. 745 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,360 Helen? 746 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:50,202 Who else would I mean? 747 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,118 She's in her dressing room. 748 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:55,959 Won't open up for anyone else but you, dear. 749 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,709 Helen, it's me. 750 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,884 I tried to get rid of her. 751 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,476 Honestly, I tried. 752 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,098 Well Helen, what's happened? 753 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:21,852 Helen and Terry, your call, please. 754 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,981 How do you feel? 755 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:28,233 Can we go up? 756 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,735 Good girl. 757 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,111 She'll be back. 758 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:33,078 And I won't be able to stop her again. 759 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:36,792 Don't worry, I'll look after you. 760 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:41,296 For Christ's take you two, get up here! 761 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:42,584 My god, girl. 762 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,883 What a lovely neck you have. 763 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,679 And did any letters come for me when I was out? 764 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,140 No sir, the postal department is on strike. 765 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,508 I see. 766 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,976 Then get us some food. 767 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:55,935 There's a good girl. 768 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,055 I told you, I have a sore foot. 769 01:02:58,066 --> 01:02:59,556 Get it yourself. 770 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,378 Shit. 771 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,853 Oh, Bruce. 772 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,811 Christ, you gave me a fright. 773 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,225 That's not fair. 774 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,564 What are you doing here anyway? 775 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:46,562 Making sure you're gonna be around during the second act. 776 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:47,437 Stop it. 777 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:48,529 Why? 778 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,569 Well that's what I should be saying to you. 779 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:52,943 I die 10 minutes into the second act. 780 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,660 Haven't you read the play? 781 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:57,201 Of course I read the play. 782 01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:00,455 I uh, I bet you die enthusiastically. 783 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:03,704 Oh, we'll soon find out, won't we? 784 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:08,167 Should I shoot myself, Sarah? 785 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:12,467 I mean, would that be a big enough gesture? 786 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,510 Would they listen to me then? 787 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,849 Well, it's worth a try, sweetheart. 788 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,011 Where did you get that? 789 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,934 Oh, I thought you might need it. 790 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,667 Could somebody please tell Paul in props 791 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:46,879 not to put such a large charge in the fucking gun? 792 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:49,124 I nearly blew my foot off. 793 01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:53,636 She's kind of obscure, don't you know? 794 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,258 She might be pretty, but she's got a sour mouth. 795 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,179 I believe d'alberg has failed. 796 01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:00,768 He strikes the right level of humor 797 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,479 but fudges on the melodrama at times. 798 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:06,520 So it is the man himself. 799 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,700 Actors to connect, standby. 800 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,069 Connect act two. 801 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:39,924 Standby, electrics. 802 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,018 We've been over that bridge already. 803 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:48,566 Now I have another, still more difficult to overcome. 804 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:50,946 Cue 59. 805 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,493 Life wasn't meant to be easy. 806 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:13,962 Is death? 807 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:14,970 Cue 59. 808 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:16,972 Go. 809 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,644 Ah. 810 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:30,641 You like? 811 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:31,653 I like. 812 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,530 But I like it better off. 813 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,366 Me Tarzan, you Jane. 814 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:51,348 Did you hear that? 815 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,644 What, Tarzan? 816 01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,144 Hey! 817 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,641 What do you think you're doing? 818 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:19,941 Hey come on, beat it, get out of here! 819 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,172 Oh my god! 820 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:55,649 No! 821 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,310 No, no don't! 822 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,797 Oh, is that a medal? 823 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,882 It's a life service medal. 824 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:17,103 It just happens to be in my pocket at the moment. 825 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,412 If I had a god 826 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,623 who to me was sacred and omniscient, 827 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:40,835 then I would swear by that god that I meant every word 828 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,078 I said to you. 829 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,125 But you don't have that god? 830 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,133 Did I say that? 831 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,937 Terrors that make your blood freeze. 832 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,977 Imagine hearing someone brushing against the walls 833 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,849 on a dark night. 834 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:05,476 You're wide awake but you're aware that your senses 835 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,695 are somewhat blurred. 836 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,313 And this is she... 837 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,077 My love, where have you been? 838 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,082 Children, the world is yours. 839 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,461 Play with it. 840 01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,924 Succor it, and each other. 841 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,023 Where the hell is he? 842 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:45,687 Screwing fay, probably. 843 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:46,695 Jesus! 844 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,520 Uh, excuse me. 845 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:29,940 He's dead to the world. 846 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,983 The play wasn't that bad. 847 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:36,109 I don't know, I nodded off once or twice. 848 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,203 Can't see George complaining about tonight's performance. 849 01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:41,948 Oh, it went off without a hitch. 850 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,540 Supper, anyone? 851 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,408 Why not? 852 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,411 I feel like getting drunk. 853 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,502 Anyone seen Helen? 854 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,921 Oh, she's gone. 855 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:49,914 Oh? 856 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,132 You coming? 857 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,797 I might join you later. 858 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:04,179 Hey, sue, I'll catch you later, okay? 859 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,146 I gotta set my laundry. 860 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:56,116 Fay? 861 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:58,490 Oh, oh my god! 862 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,217 George! 863 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:38,968 My god! 864 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:49,101 George! 865 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,692 Oh no! 866 01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:59,232 No! 867 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:08,616 Oh no! 868 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,624 Oh! 869 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,782 No! 870 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:53,793 No, no, no! 871 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,602 Oh... 872 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:18,333 Terry, please. 873 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,426 I love you. 874 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,800 I love you so much. 875 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:57,073 Good night, darling. 876 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,199 Sweet dreams. 877 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:31,569 Beautiful actress Helen Selleck 878 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:32,908 was an actress last night when she fought off 879 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,698 and killed a man who tried to force his intentions on her. 880 01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:37,822 The man, a member of the cast of comedy of death, 881 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,039 currently playing at the king's, 882 01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:41,534 broke a mirror and threatened her with a sliver of glass. 883 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:43,581 In the ensuing struggle, the glass entered his neck, 884 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,829 and he later died. 885 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,401 Now a police spokesman later said it was believed 886 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,460 that the man was also responsible 887 01:20:47,468 --> 01:20:48,753 for several vicious murders, 888 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,126 which have terrorized the land. 889 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:51,843 The city where the forecast continuing away 890 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:56,511 with light thunderstorms coming up later in the day. 891 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:57,928 Next, please. 892 01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,267 Your name”? 893 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,260 Well, Helen. 894 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,478 Helen Selleck.